Dota 2 General - /d2g/

I like it!

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Its time to Chuan now!

Xiao enigma, prepare for a disgusting game of dota

/ourguys/

MADARA DOESNT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK

SINGLE
I
N
G
L
E

FUCK
U
C
K

XIAO NIGMA BTFO

Didn't AF only scrape by qualifiers as well by 1 point or something?

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>he toils for his Amerigod masters

I'm really curious about hte chinese forums reactions usually they rip them apart but this is the worst china has done since TI3

>slavshits btfo
>anime btfo
>chyna btfo

it has been a good day for America.

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really makes you think

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Is tomorrow going to be a good day of dota?

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RATE TODAY FROM 1-10

RATE TODAY FROM 1-10

RATE TODAY FROM 1-10

RATE TODAY FROM 1-10

RATE TODAY FROM 1-10

RATE TODAY FROM 1-10

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>>162294706

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THREAD THEME FOR BASED GREEKS:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCgcTxsF2P8

>>162310094
absolutely btfo, couldn't be happier

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When does ana and jerax play?

>>162310094
HOW CAN CHINA EVEN COMPETE

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>>162310110
10 OUT OF FUCKING 10

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Chad Finem or xXxMisery the SlayerxXx?????

>>162310110
eg first game was amazing
dont give a fuck about second series
anime lost
AF destroyed china and nearly destroyed their booth

9/10

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420 smoke same heroes picked every game

but at least there was a Lina and Pugna pick this major

>EG is an NEL team
>OG is an NEL team
>DC is an NEL team

daily reminder that the NADotA Elite League is where champions are made

>greece
>literally the lmao greece no money no economy
>greece
>chink slayers
haha
God I love those guys
I just can imagine all chinks with angry crying wojak faces sitting in the arena

>>162309995
Post the spurdo tusk one,also how is the guy who drew this called ?

>>162310110

8/10

I wanted to see NP advance for the delicious RTZ vs EE matchup, but otherwise a great day.

Ad Finem plays some of the most entertaining dota since old school Fnatic

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>>162310094

All westerners should be satisfied with this, regardless of the EU/NA shitposting.

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>mfw someone posts my OC for 200 leddit upboats

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>cuck and forsake your homeland

>B-b-but they're us guise

>Official sources are wrong!!!

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Reminder that EG will win Boston and there is nothing anyone can do about it.

>>162310094
SEA got BTFO'd too. Thank god.

lmao the pgl admin is legit scared

>rooting for greek chimps

Sasuga, d2g...

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>>162310110
creamed my pants/10

Jebaited 23 OUT OF 20 PLAYERS IN SEMIS FROM EU Jebaited TOGETHER Jebaited WE Jebaited MUST Jebaited LAUGH Jebaited AT THE Jebaited REST OF Jebaited THE WORLD Jebaited LUL

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>>162310110
>EG BTFO successful Ruski team
>EE BTFO
>Chinks BTFO
>Underdog Greeks in top 4 in majors.

TEN OUTTA TEN

So are they /our guys/

>>162310237
Are you the guy that did that Illusionist poster ?

>>162310110
how was dc vs np?

9/10 alch lost 2 games

>>162310110
8. EE got fucking BTFO and the greeks made it to semis.
Shame to see VP choking yet again

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>FIVE SWINDLES
RUINED

>>162310107
Of course. For the Greeks shall play!

>>162310340
definition of our guy

Hype teams are what makes this shit fun

Look at how the crowd reacted there compared to other games.

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>>162310318
>not supporting passion

Why don't you go play league, pay some fines for smiling or some shit

MaybeNextTime had the most cs on his team and no deaths lmao

You didn't actually watch 12 hours of dota did you?

Give me some good games of this Major to watch while I get drunk and wait for tomorrow

>>162310138
vs EG tomorrow in the semifinal my anime friend

>>162310110
>neutral
5/10
>EG beats VP
-2
>OG beats WG
+1
>DC beats NP
+2
>AF beats LFY
+3

9/10

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>>162310348
yeah

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>>162310110
pretty good/10

>>162310262
those jackets seem so fucking uncomfy

>>162310349
Fucking hilarious. ~45 minute long two game series. w33 alchemist had SIX TIMES the networth of EE Timbersaw at the end of game 2.

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>>162310318
>rooting for soulless emotionless chinks

reddit yourself my man

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>>162310179
Misery is 10 times more chad than any AF member
pic related, not miserys sister

>MNT didn't die
>Yao went 0/10

Fucking hell

>>162310349
DC vs. NP was a stomp, EE fed as usual. Bretty gud.

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>>162310262
>EG wins
>ppd never comes back as captain

>>162310340
>>162310383
They're the definition of chads if anything, they're still cool in my book though.

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I'm not even mad if Pakistan Uzbekistan and India wins this major, China not getting top4 is already good enough for me

>>162310462
https://twitter.com/MNTdota2/status/807413542693588992

>>162310462
yao has choked hard in every single important match for the last 4 years

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>>162310230
http://redthedrawfag.tumblr.com/

not sure if he uploaded all the meme shit he drew here though

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Alright, memes aside, do you realistically see them beating DC tomorrow? I want to believe lads.

>>162310413
do you have the others? i lost all the patch movies.

>>162310131
>>162310215
explain to me how EU isn't NA exactly

and post your country while youre at it

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>>162310403
>He didn't watch 12 hours of dota

What do you guys think of Machine? His hosting is actually pretty great, I can't think of anyone else that could host well

>Keep Purge in the closet

Major kek

>>162310564
Jebaited 23 OUT OF 20 PLAYERS IN SEMIS FROM EU Jebaited TOGETHER Jebaited WE Jebaited MUST Jebaited LAUGH Jebaited AT THE Jebaited REST OF Jebaited THE WORLD Jebaited LUL

>>162310564
what did he mean by this
:thinking:

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>>162310403
yeah I did

>>162310627
garbo

stopped watching the panel after day one

>>162310403
There was like only 7-8 hours of actual dota, rest was filler and forced meme interviews

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>>162310403
i just realized i actually did watch 12 hours of dota

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>EG dumpstered by CoL twice.
>AF vs Newbee.
>VP vs IG V game 2.
>EG quick dumpster of VP.
>Faceless going 0-50.
>Envy making a god damn fool of himself on Timber.
Whoever wins this tournament has been solid as fuck, Fuck this format though honestly.

FOREVER
TOGETHER

>>162310550
Not really. Chinese teams have been very weak at this event and DC has been looking REALLY solid. I don't think they've dropped a single game.

>>162310627
it's ok, still prefer 2gd/redeye tho, could be worse I guess

Flax is such a fucking dipshit
needs to get slammed back on youtube welfare with his le funny voice

>>162310627
I actually really like him. He's done a really professional job from what I've seen.

>>162310521
5/5 bretty ebin

>>162310706
That Envy timber game was a goldmine of webms.

>>162310627
He's doing a good job desu

https://twitter.com/EternaLEnVy1991/status/807414029459148800

What does he want to tell us?

>everybody in the office is still split on whether to make the Wisdom icon purple or orange
you gotta help us out here /d2g/
we need a tiebreaker

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>>162310820

>>162310627
Hes fine, i like him
He needs to get into dota more and hes perfect

>>162310364
If Swindlez is a chad, EE is a moderate buff software programmer who goes out drinking with his nerdy friends on the weekend.

>>162310880
Purple

Wtf? I love ad finem now

>>162310820
lel

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>>162310820
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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>>162310843
Oh I forgot about that,

lol envy is shit if you remove his crutch heroes

>>162310820
ace shit anon

>>162310643
are twitch users capable of typing anything without punctuating every thought with a meme?

>That outro

Production going all in on the Ad Finem hype train. Wonder if it will pay off. I personally think their road ends tomorrrow. Misery will NOT be denied.

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>>162310820
Saved, brilliant.

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>>162310843

>>162310706
I missed EE Timbersaw, what did he do?

I missed most of today actually, what were the highlights?

>>162310959
LUL

>>162310880
PURPANGE

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Name a more powerful team than EG.

>protip
You actually cannot.

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>>162310521
better

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>>162310820

>>162310987
even if it doesnt who fucking cares, group of 5 guys who have passion beat TI champs in a BO3 and LFY lmao thats amazing

>>162311023
kaipi

>>162310804
post them pls

>>162311023
Ti5 eg

>>162310627
His accidental rhyming and ubiquitous gay jokes is charming and his kaci-tier knowledge of Dota is endearing. I like him.

>>162311000
he died a lot
missed chains
finished 9th place in net worth

>>162310627
he's way better than any host we ever had

>>162310403
nah, i only watch the EG games and NP getting BTFO. i could give a shit less about any other team at the major aside from VP sorta

honestly this is a pretty low tier major compared to the rest of them

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>>162311000
Think of baffling but 10x worse.

That's pretty much what happened.

EG stomped VP in 19 minutes in game one.
Then VP lost because Sumail made one of the best players Dota will ever see.

OG lost game one because of shit draft and Ana.
Won next two because of Alch.

DC shit stomped NP in both games.

EG - NA
OG - World
DC - NA
AF - Greece

EU keks? I thought your region needed more slots?

>>162311000
Feed. Hard.

I'd make a webm of envy's fuckups but they only let you post 3 minutes max

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>>162310820

>>162310318
>Not liking the underdog
>Not liking the memes
>Not liking Madara
>Not liking people that have passion.

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>>162310403
I think I am blind

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>na cucks salty about the twitch chat spam
top jonathan lads

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>>162310820
A fine meme

>>162310627
Well and the british circlejerk just called Purge a closeted fag midstream

>>162310427
someone on eg, i think universe, said they were actually pretty comfy a while back

>>162311150
>honestly this is a pretty low tier major compared to the rest of them
rofl

>>162311224
I'm not falling for your divisive tactics, Mr. Shekelstein

>>162310318
>rooting for soulless dota machines over BASED people with PASSION

baka weebs

>>162310880
WTF IS WISDOM??????

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Good nights familiars, see each other tomorrow for more upsets and shitposting

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>>162310880
Pink

>>162311237
It's just banter m8

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>tfw literally do not give a shit about this major and just want the Wisdom patch

>>162310880
Purple

>>162310627
oj borg or how is that guy called is the best host in esports
machine is 2nd best i think
redeye is good too

>Literally all games tomorrow will be EU VS NA.

fuck.

>>162310627
he is probably as mediocre as it could possibly be. its so obvious he knows nothing about dota and the level of bantz is terrible

>>162311362
redeye is fucking garbage desu

Which was the EE feeding as timbersaw game?

>>162310880
white
purple is too close to blue and orange is too close to red

>>162310237
I posted it a while back for even more ebin upvotes.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4xnyz5/movie_posters_for_this_patch/

>>162311396
>DC vs AF
>9 EU players
>EU vs NA
?

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>>162310880
>green

>>162311424
Game 2 np vs dc

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>>162310820
I don't get it, can someone explain?

I submit this nice picture of a plant as an offering.

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>>162311396
my body is ready to be bullied

Missed the NP v DC game

On a scale of 1 to memelicious ,how was it?

>>162311472
Thanks, I'm off to watch that now

>>162311396
>3 eu teams and 1 na team

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>>162311303
The new attribute we're getting in three (3) (III) days

Well following AF was fun as fuck, but lets get real lads.

They're going to get their shit pushed in by DC tomorrow.

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>all games are NA vs EU

>>162311396
>Greece
>EU

>Jewland
>EU

Nice try cuckold

>>162311484
You might get it the next time you read it

>>162311529
Stomped 2-0 in 20 minutes/10

>EE would have done better if he picked pugna than timber

This is a valid statement that cannot be refuted

>>162311439
eeeeeeeee
>eeeeeeeee

>>162311529
If you enjoy watching EE BTFO then it was pretty good, if not it was fucking trash

>>162311484
Maybe Next Time was playing Mirana in the last game, and he hit a lot of good arrows in the late game

nice plants

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>>162311574
can't wait for muh Perception heroes

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>>162311529
Bafflement from all the sides

>>162311529
Both games together were less than 50 mins long. Envy baffled the scientists one more time as timbersaw.

>>162311602
EE would have lost that game no matter what, the only thing that changes is the level of baffling.

>>162311529
a rerun from VP NP
50 min done obliterated

>>162311635
I'm more inclined to the former than the later.

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>all games NA vs EU
dota has been distilled to its purest form

>>162311574
so after that will be perception and constitution right?

>>162311579
it's fine they're greek it's part of the tradition

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>>162311720

>tfw have to spend the rest of the night mentally preparing myself for the incessant shitposting tomorrow

It's like an early christmas present

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>>162310627
I wouldn't know, I can't listen to Pyrion or Sheever for even 1 second so I need to mute the panel

>>162311720
we just removed the chinks idgaf if we get stomped the next game

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>all games are NA vs EU

and d2g claimed that this website, this board, this general was not based on /int/, /pol/ and /sp/ culture!

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>tfw want to make fun of the Wisdom memers but there's too many people on other sites talking about it too so I'm worried about getting egg on my face
What do I do? Should I call them retards anyway?

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>>162311892
This garbage has to become unfashionable with the kids eventually right?

>>162311969
you're literally anonymous. call them retards, and if it turns out to be true, just backpedal and pretend you were predicting it all along

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I forgot to save the memes from the last thread can you guys repost them

> can't find the fucking summit family portraits anywhere

Is there no place where all the team portraits are neatly gathered?

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>>162310364
>>162310364
>>162310364
I made this for you, anon.

how do you lose with 90% alch

like literally what the fuck went wrong for lgd there

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If you don't think this bracket has resulted in the most entertaining final day, you're not a true dota fan.

Well Dota is too young to root for a team, thats why everyone is cheering for the players. I dont really give a fuck that DC and EG are american teams but they have players I like.

However I noticed that americans cheer for EG no matter who is playing there and chanting USA. They could have 5 chinks playing for EG and they would still cheer for USA cuz EG is American brand.

>>162312161
shit team

VP vs EG match is the most disappointed game in today
BUY RAPIER LOSE GAME

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I wanted to see VP playing some more though, they obviously weren't at their best today

>>162312161
you have super playing it

>>162312173
>implying EG vs NP wasn't going to be the most entertaining final

Its still pretty good

>>162312051
give it a couple of years. nothing will change and within 1 or 2 election cycles they'll unironically be communists.

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>>162312173
I am now a fan of single elim

>best bracket possible
>no chinese teams

soulless chink defenders blown the fuck out

LFY just fucking froze at one point in the game

they should have taken one for the team and let the mother team get through

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>>162312078
wow so hard anon
next time swallow your pride and click the reddit link

>>162312298
I'd rather have VP over EG but I can't complain about a bracket with AF in the semis.

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>>162312298
let's keep pretending this didn't happen and won't happen next TI

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China is just saving strats guys

>>162312173
It has the potential to be ebin but imagine if the chinks were a bit better. We might have 3 chink teams in top4 or something

how buttblasted is sggamers right now

>>162312412

Actually, I forgot to append "dota" to summit 6, so I'm just a retard at googling.
I did dig around the reddit links it got unsuccessfully.

>>162312456
Remember when in the chink major people were saying chink dota was done for

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>>162312445
#esports
#passion

>>162312298

AF are bland as fuck
if they don't manage to tower dive and force through teamfights they flat out lose

sort of reminds of me secret when they just feed themselves at 5 man pushes

>>162312445
TI 1 - CIS - West
TI 2 - China - East
TI 3 - EU - West
TI 4 - China - East
TI 5 - NA - West
TI 6 - China - East
TI 7 - ??? - West

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>>162312445
>>162312607

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>>162312586
that's right China will always come back

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>>162312204
it was a bretty gud throw in the classic slav style

HEY serious question

what happened to Draskyl? you guys remember Draskyl? the bald guy that seemed to have HIV, Herpes, Cancer and another 10 more diseases alltogether

>>162312623
>AF
>Bland
You wot m9?

>>162312243
yup this format is legit

should every tournament be single elim though? I dunno

but for majors I like it for sure

So was that AF draft actually good?

>>162312607
OFFICIAL SOULFUL TI WINNING REACTIONS LIST
1. Alliance
2. Navi
3. iG
4. Wings
5. NB
6. EG

>>162312720
Single elim makes upsets more likely, which is always good.

>>162312751
no, it was semi shit

>>162312720
TI should be group stages into double elim like it's been in the past. Majors should be single elim with group stages that actually matter. Honeypots can be whatever they want.

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>>162312696
we don't talk about dad anymore, it's too painful

>>162312716
they just churn through all of their smokes in the first 10 mins and a team that can read the map like DC/OG won't fall for it
you will see tommarow

>>162312830
Then how did they win!

>>162312881
I'll blow you 3 times in 10 minutes

>>162312696
He casts from time to time, will definitely be in next TI
He streams often and hovers around 1-4k viewers, depending on if other popular streamers are online

>>162312941
PASSION

>>162312842
>>162312696

come on, what happened?

i was watching his stream and he looks so grim by the way he talks

>>162312941
super was playing alch

>>162310880
>orange
orangeorangeorangeorangeorange

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>>162313032
If you don't include dota, then nothing happened

so which one on chad finem is gonna nail helenalive tonight?

Rate the games of Majors in terms of entertainment out of 10 so far

what happened to the miracle guy

>>162313032
He's probably assblasted he wasn't invited to Boston and realised he's not going to be invited to Valve events in the future so his career is over.

>>162313371
assassinated by bulba

>>162313371
bulba'd

>>162313371
deported back to africa

>>162313341
the only games I've particularly enjoyed have been the lower bracket ones

the upper bracket has been pure shit in terms of entertainment

so, upper bracket 0/10

lower bracket 7/10

fuckin post your country lad

>>162312607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73JwiQqd-rw
how is that souless?

>>162313449
there is no lower bracket you retard

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Why arent there any female english dota streamers anymore

>>162313518
Realised being slutty in more popular games is far more profitable venture.

stop picking AM into storm u 4k morons

it is not a counter

>>162313518
League is where the money is for Twitch sluts

>>162313518
not enough orbiters to be had, moved on to overwatch and back to heartstone

>>162313467
fucking lick my hairy taint lad

What if Ad Finem takes it all?

>>162313303
all of them while she livestreams it to bulldog :^)

>>162313619
it can be

>>162313518
only 3rd worlders are playing dota.

never had a dota game with strong communication with people. i have to use very clear and plain english to get a message across

>>162313718
Greece will finally pay their dembnts.

>>162312173
I think this IS exciting, but no lower bracket means that so many teams wont ever play each other, and me no rike that at all
but as long as TI has double elim I guess thats fine, makes sense to not draw the majors out for so long, making them shorter is probably good for hype and more crowd appereance
anyways, I'm looking forward to Kiev

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yes, yes well done the rest of the teams, well done.

however.

>>162313718
The God Tree will spawn

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>>162313494

>>162313719
stop this fanfic i just fapped

>>162313718
>>162313794
Their return plane won't be to Greece anymore.

>>162313857
xDDDD

>>162313721
it can be. but it never is

>>162313914
B-but my ellinika bois wouldn't betray Olympus

What the fuck even happened this tournament? EG lost FUCKING TWICE TO COMPLEXITY OF ALL TEAMS in the group stage, and then go on to knock out fucking VP and Wings. Then Complexity gets knocked out by some trash SEA team.

Then all the fucking AF shit in the other side of the bracket. I don't understand this major.

>>162310945
that smile in the back

>>162314190
we fucking told you the group stages didnt fucking matter

>>162314190
EG were saving strats

>>162314190
EG wanted to dodge AF as much as possible

>>162314095
It's not betraying anything, every greek boy's dream is to get out of Greece.

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>>162313914
welcome home my irish brothers

>>162310627
2GD > Redeye > Machine

That said they're all good enough.

>>162314283
as much as i love them AF IS\\is going to be exposed tommorow

>>162314390
2gd was abject garbage. "lul i jacked off last night" is not a good joke

>>162314282
Saving what? Pick SD with Luna/Alchemist? I have a feeling that just maybe EG isn't the only one who knows about that strategy.

>>162314390
Machine > 2GD > Redeye
imo

>>162314448
I'll bite the bait
You only watched <1 hour of him hosting

>>162314468
>implying they aren't saving the veno strats

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>>162314448
it's a better joke than anything the tired fat balding screeching lesbian has said the whole event

>>162314390
Machine > Redeye > 2gd

>>162314560
>implying we won't make sweet love

>>162314509
Machine cant be the best because he knows so little of the game and it clearly shows. Also the forced gay jokes were never funny but he kept doing them for the first couple days constantly
Redeye's first time as a host had the same flaw with game knowledge, he just needs to research more

>>162313518
Use Soe as the basis for groupie whores.

League was too flooded so some spares came to Dota.

Then Overwatch released and they jumped train to try and be the first ones to gain an audience.

You may see some return when they realize Overwatch has reached its saturation point.

>>162314612
woah someone is horny today
slow down champ

>>162314612
>tfw too smart to make love

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>>162313518
>TRAP
What did she mean by this

reminder that sumail could hear when vp bought divine and proceeded to blademail cheese vp.

sound proof booths are so essential and valve has yet to do anything about it.

>>162312696
He's gotten progressively meaner. He was always a bit bristly, but he's just a dick now.

>Not good at dota
>Dick
>Ugly
>???
FIRED

>>162314810
>>162314821
>Implying you wouldn't make love to Venomancer

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

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>>162314869
Consider suicide!

>>162314869
You cant soundproof a quarter full venue of dotards

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>>162314448
2GD was the absolute perfect host back when Dota was still raw. You had literally every other host/caster in the scene stuttering and sweating bullets as it was their first time trying to please such a massive crowd and 2GD carried them all on his back with his bantz and general experience/knowledge.

Bruno also helped a ton.

Then TI4 hit and Dota went full PROFESSIONALISM!! 2GD hit a brick wall and quit, the backlash over how rigid and shit TI4 was struck hard, and for TI5/TI6 we returned to a spot somewhere in-between PROFESSIONALISM and classic raw Dota.

A host like 2GD just doesn't really have a place anymore now that the rest of the community has settled into place, though he would still probably make a damn fine host.

I don't think you can compare 2GD to Redeye/Machine, but I do believe Redeye/Machine are cut from the same cloth, in which case I would say Redeye > Machine, but just barely.

2GD is mushrooms.

>>162314956
and doesn't change the fact that he heard them buy divine, he MIGHT have not bought it otherwise.

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>>162314948
reminder that she probably sucked off kotl's gross old man dick in some bushes for mana

>>162315113
Blademail was far superior at that point, considering the BKBs. You're just 2k.

>>162314869
Not only did Sumail have it queued nearly 4 minutes before he bought the rapier, the secret shop that sniper bought it from was warded.

>>162314190
China sucks
Honeypot groups

easy explanations.

>>162310627
the fact that he quickly got fed up and joke about Luna SD and Alch Naga is 10/10 for me

>>162310959
tfwtointeligent.jpg

>>162315137
s-shut up, cm doesn't need mana anyway, pervert

>>162314869
He had an obs at the shop you pleb

Want to hear a joke?

______________EE__________

>>162315632
EE is so random, sometimes he plays the game of his life and sometimes he plays like a 2k pub trash

>>162315768
Give him a hero that is almost impossible to fuck up like alchemist or mirana and he's fine, second he has to start thinking he falls flat.

>>162315768
What's the difference?

>>162315768
Well if he practices more, he can actually be good.

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>>162315768
>sometimes he plays the game of his life
mind showing me one of those

>>162315852
>Ember

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>>162314734
That's not a problem, senpai.
He's a host, his job is to be charismatic, guide the show and interact with the casters/panelists. Hes not there to provide game analysis.

2GD and Redeye also don't know shit about Dota, only about e-sports in general.

2GD is fun and I really like him, but he was way too cringy sometimes when he tried too hard to be funny. He just needed to act how he normally is and he would be funny enough ,too bad he didn't realize that until it was too late.

Redeye is bretty good but tries too much to be a ESPN caster, he's also boring as hell and his accent annoys me.

Machine seemed really charismatic, didn't make me cringe once so far and his jokes are subtle enough.

Besides, we can't have 2GD anymore, so I'd rather have Machine than Redeye.

>>162315852
>>162315768
It's like, you're on an elimination match and you use a hero you've played 8 times on your main. Against a team that are TI-runner ups. That's career suicide.
NP needs 1437 or SVG to draft and captain because none of his plays or the shot calling makes any fucking sense.

>>162316076
>2GD and Redeye also don't know shit about Dota, only about e-sports in general.
That's not true 2GD was very nearly 6k solo MMR desu

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>>162315768
can someone post EE webms???

>>162316076
2GD was 5k back when 5k actually mattered.
Machine is Reddit incarnate with the puns and the rhyming and the fake bantz. Not that I care though, I just mute everything until the games now
(not Pugna)

>>162316161
True, I think teams that have 4/5's call shots are usually more successful because cores need to concentrate in being more impactful

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who here /saltythatVPfuckingthrewthefuckinggame/?!

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>>162316318
>tfw watched quadrazid speedruns of HL between games

Pretty comfy if you ask me

>>162310318
t. insecure

>>162316318
Machine might be decent if he gets a solid understanding of the game instead of just letting the panel talk and throwing in random jokes

>>162316167
>>162316318
Solo mmr?
I have actually never seen him play a match without being in a team full of dota personalities.
And he played like shit, as far as I remember.

>tfw dota will never get big in Korea so we can have god tier production value esports events

>>162316554
I think letting the Panel talk would be fine if this major didn't have one of the worst panels for analysis ever.

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>>162316409

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>tfw Spartan had to lie back stage and cry after his win because of how overjoyed he was

Must...not...cry...

>>162316628
There are no analysts because all the analysts are casting and the panel is just full of dota 2 personalities, not people who know enough about the game

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>when you can't find even a single shy, timid boy to lightly flirt with in /gulag/

>>162316580
Yeah solo. I think he has around 4k games? He spammed Silencer if it helps.

>>162316727
Which is what I was saying

>>162316409
they didnt throw anything, sumail cheated.

>>162316857
I know, I was agreeing and expanding upon it

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APOLOGIZE

>>162310237

that was me :^)

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>>162316409
ME REEEEEEEE

>>162312953
dafuq dude

thats gahy

>>162316670
go fucking kill yourself amerilard you only win games because your stupid mid can only play OP heroes and the carry is a stupid player go fuck yourself also this >>162316912 fucking cheating assholes go fuck fucking die

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>>162317375

>>162317339
>>162312953
samefagging cunt go kys

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>>162317734
t. schinoid dotard

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Why doesnt rtz want to embrace his inner russianness? He is literally a slav

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I missed DC vs NP
how btfo did anime posters get?

>>162317965
If his father wanted his family to be slav he wouldn't have left slav land and start a family in Canada.

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What happened to blitz?

Tell me, d2g

>>162318047
EE picked timber and fed.

Went like 1-9. Both games were stomps.

>>162318047
they immediately discredited NP because Envy dropped something called "Nikuji" or some weeb show like that

>>162318135
coach for DC I believe

>>162318135
Became a coach of DC and taught Misery how not to honeypot.

>>162318135
pretty sure I saw him at the major today with Charlie. He's either slimmed down quiet a bit, or all chinks look the same.

>>162318135
he cucked himself out of events for the good of others
terrible decision, since it lead to maut and shit, but he dont care

>>162318135
Coach doshing