/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

bigdave. You know who this is. I just heard what happened, and I am so sorry. You should not have gone through that.

>>162203808
does bigdave have a smallcock?

>>162203851
how tf am i supposed to know
i'm not his bf

bigdave, my man, I'm so sorry, I hope you can forgive someday.

>>162203851
apologize

>>162203808
good lord nigga chill da fuck out, you said you get the kicks
t. bigd

>>162204031
sorry bigdave

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>>162204035

>>162204031
Well now I'm actually sorry because this general is so fantastically autistic it's out of control...

sorry bigdave

>>162204376
hasnt it been purge for about 2-3 weeks now? the fuck yo

>>162204535
Blame comms for wanting to start it so early. I'm a good boy, I wanted to start warning at 900 and trigger at 950 like last time which was really smooth.

>>162204685
>Accept invite to gtag
>"Hey I'm the 950th member"
>Immediately kicked for not having dont purge me as profile status

>>162204685
edit: don't blame comms because not all comms wanted to start the purge this soon so it's unfair to blame them all. blame me instead
t. blater

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It's raining, but not snowing, because the developers of this game are worthless fucking hacks

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>>162204340
well if it makes you feel less autism den do it

>tfw you post shitty pic in wrong thread
fuck you cuckstar dont tell me how to play

>>162204685
You're such a cuck

>>162205036
jrv is so fucking gay lmao

>>162205012
Bitch please, stop blaming yourself, comms just like to hype shit up, which is why I said I wanted to do it, but I never took an initiative.
Signed, Nessi, who started around 800 fucks.

Is rockstar fag kill?

Languagez, are you currently connected to Playstation Network and paying your digital copy / physical copy of Grand Theft Auto - specifically the Online portion of that game?

>>162205581
yes
Youtube shitters fault

>tfw cockstar won't be cool and drop the snow with the update and give us more time to have snowball fights and Impromptu snowball 3000 rallys

>>162205856
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WChTqYlDjtI
Never forgetti

Can i join the /gtag/ group on pc?

Social Club is SuperDudley

>>162206639
Accepted

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>Release gone in 60 seconds update
>its snowing

Trailer??? Wheres my trailer??

UPDATE IN 5 DAYS!

GRAB IT WHILE YOU CAN, LADS!

>>162209559
>believing in fake trips

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>>162208876

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>>162209559
>they specify when the current update is ending by day

I believe it.

I just applied to the PC group as well, don't know if I also need to post here. I'm succAesthetic

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Anyone available to help with a sale?

>>162211016
>I can't read the OP
Gotcha

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>>162209559
Soon

>>162205751
Yes

hi i like gta post gta

>>162211639
That sucks, fuck off to gtaf

is the winter/snow map out yet?

>>162211120
no

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>>162211407
Muh dick

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>>162210923
>guessing

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>>162208559
Post monkeys paw wishes about the update while reply posters ruin it

Does anyone remember the name of those 911s with the 944 front end? Those looked cool as fuck.

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>>162212954
>guessing

>>162213076
>retro Comet comes out
>its a roofless 928

>>162213524
You are predicting where the player will be, anyone can, and everyone has done that, it's not like you are some god who never misses or something, I mean you just missed in that webm, come on now mate using a homing launcher is EZ.

I think I've seen you snipe people at some crazy angles and distances, and that was really cool, but still welfare launcher is for anyone.

>>162213076
>60 car garage but It's 60 mil

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>>162213076
>all cars leaked are in the update
>rockstar spaces out the releases
>the car you want the most comes out last

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>>162213848
>I mean you just missed in that webm
not really

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIQndaj5DKQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3AGRbyqLI4

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good nite /gtag/
good mornin austria

snow when?

>>162214294
is this all you fuckin do

languagez, u on m8?

>>162214104
Wouldn't be the first time

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>>162214492
Yes.

>>162212000
why u here if u dont like gta whaats gtaf

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>>162214104
FUCK thats a good one!

>amphibious vehicles exist
>they are utterly useless on land and water with one one seat and get flipped easily

>>162214869
They should add a submarine. 4 seat, cant be locked on when under, maybe not even visible on map, maybe a homo launcher...

>>162214869
He said there was a amphibious quad bike right? If so I might get it

More heist pls

>>162212127
PLS RESPOND GUYS

PLS

I wanna know if its comfy time yet
I missed it last year cause hospital

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>>162213076
>comet comes out
>no mods

>>162215413
I'll put you back in the hospital if you don't watch it

>>162215474
I'd like to see you give me food poisoning you little faggot

>>162215413
its usally last day of the year iirc
i want to comf too m8

holy fuck i sold one of my cars today and just realized i comfed the entire last winter in that car now im feeling shit thx fuck you

>>162215473
>comet retro comes out
>it looks bad stock and the only mods are RWB-tier bullshit

>>162215683
rwb?

>>162213076
60 car garage with skylights available for all offices but the view is stuck at maze tower

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>>162215880

>>162215542
You don't know who I am, you don't know what I know. Just watch what you eat, kid.

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>>162215985
I'd like to see you try faggot.
15 days to xmas
no fast food
no shit restaurants

>mfw the captcha is food

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>>162215973
I - I like it

>>162216123
This goy... Meme magic will put you down before me

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>Hunting pack is double RP/XP
>literally no one playing it

Sheeeiit anyone want to do some hunting pack? its probably one of the most fun adversary modes.

>>162216361
implying
I bet you cant even figure out my country, let alone continent.

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>>162215930
>60 car garage has custom shop
>doesnt do bennys mods
>the lighting is fucked so colors and chrome are weird

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>>162215973
Specifically posting Rotana, which is possibly their ugliest experiment, is a somewhat cherrypicky move desu.

Also, I doubt that the mods for the stock are going to look RWB-ish, they'll probably want to save those for the Custom version.

>>162216417
We'll meet, you'll eat, and I will be enjoy GTA's snow filled holiday as you lay half dead in some 3rd world """"""""hospital""""""""

>>162216767
>3rd world

STRIKE ONE

>>162216608
because since its r* they will not go for the mild stuf and go striaght to 3km wide spoilers and bumpers wider than banshee 900r

how soon after the update hits will the new garages become chop shops?

>>162216843
>>Too proud to come to the realization that he lives in a 3rd country.

It's not third world, it's our world!

>>162210920
THNX!!! Lots of trailers!!!

>>162217034
>It's not third world, it's our world!

STRIKE TWO!

>>162217129
Do I get strikes for saying the same thing?

>>162217129
is it alien world?

>>162216608
i honestly just don't like the widebody look at all, i'm really hoping the standard retro has not even slightly flared fenders

>>162217275
Do you get strikes on 2 balls thrown in the same spot?

>>162217435
What fucking sport are you talking about

>>162217598
nice try

for arguments sake, sports ball

what ports do I block to allow empty pub session?

>>162219010
>being a fag

just unplug your router for 5 secs

>>162217715
Just don't get sick this holiday, buddy :'^)

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Guy who was making a downhill race last thread. Is this a bit better? Or is this too many checkpoints?

Here's the old one for comparison.
http://rsg.ms/14b49b9

>>162219346
>being retarded

>>162219010
>>162219346
>>162219749
http://pastebin.com/m81PhrvT

use netlimiter

dead game

>>162219749
but youre the retard

>>162220156
fuck off and just give me a port number, not malware

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>>162220250
>malware

get the free version then retard

>>162220413
>Hassle with installing malware
>just block a port with one click in firewall

kys retard

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>>162220413
>>malware
>
>get the free version then retard

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>>162220625
>>162220628
>netlimiter
>malware
>cant google ports

just what i expect out of /gtag/

>>162220897
I was simply pointing out implying that telling someone to get a free version of something doesnt make them more sure of it.

>>162221040
It does if his concern is that the pirated version (i linked that) has malware

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anyone wanna TT? add: j0hns33nuh

>>162220197
I can assure you I am not, retard.

>>162221173
Lemme log on mang

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>>162215196
amphibious technical and amphibious buggy. it's such a gimmick because the only real place it's useful is the alamo sea.

barring map expansions, i can't think of any other place on the map where i say hey, i want to cross this water right now. but buggies are normally cheap so if the price is right i'm getting one

>>162221173
sent ;)

>>162221763
amphibious blazer and technical. not buggy. unless new leak in the past day?

>>162221837
sorry you're right, it's the quad i mean. i got the words mixed up.

>>162221173
>>162221381
>>162221824
>TT right before a banwave
Just wait and see if it's detected.

>>162221824
what's your sc

>>162222018
How do you know there will be a banwave?

>>162222018
>giving a shit

>>162222018
not sure why this is so hard to contemplate. anyone who does it now has a very high chance of ban. any new cheat you use after an update (2 weeks) will most likely be fine

>when the randos make you the pilot

Yes. I love jerking off for 30 minutes and getting 75k.

>>162222137
there is always a banwave every update

>>162222150
>2016
>masturbating
ho golly jee

>>162222137
They always come after a big update.

>>162222150
Demolition is way more fun.

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can't wait for the next time menus break

so i havent played since last gen
show me what im missing out on

>>162222275
I'm playing GTA V. Of course I'm not getting any.

>>162222292
Yeah but Pilot's easier and I can fuck off for about 10 minutes

>>162222275
>>162222423
my cock is deserves far more than the average woman

t. ____

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>>162222401

>>162222423
>not preserving your sexual energy and channeling it into doing splits and squats

>>162222379
You don't have to worry about that if you play other shit games instead.

>>162222623
what am i even looking at?
is it as bad as red deads freeroam?
ended up just playing in system link lobbies for comfy cowboy shenanigans

I am awake and decided to honor you with my presence, /gtag/

I should've known this wasn't gonna be as comfy as I thought.

The heist is filled with fucking chinks.

>>162223145
i did that too but all i got was a lousy >>162222623

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>>162213284
Slant nose?

>>162223862
mite b cool if it had a smiley mouth grill

>>162223862
thank you i need that

>>162224008
yw, thank you for having good taste

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>>162223979
i'd agree but even this looks nice as hell, i'd love this ingame

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Do you guys think we'll be getting new heists soon (or ever)? It's been more than a year and a half since the update, and I wanna feel that metric fuckton of hype that I did when the Russian trailer leaked.

>>162224458
r* said heist take too much work

>>162224521
As opposed to medicore DLC after mediocre DLC? Not saying that the Heists update was Casablanca, but it was/is a breath of fresh air compared to the DLCs surrounding it.

>>162224458
would be nice if they ever released that single player dlc :)

>>162224458
faggot said that the new ceo missions /work for getting and selling vehicles were like "mini-heists"

>>162224603
I think you're mistaken. I'm not against more heist. Rockstar is just really in a rut with regards to new content. It's so easy to release new trash (excluding new ideas with this current update) and make people buy snarkcards.

>>162224795
games on life support now. half or more of teh team have moved on and they are working on other projects. they wont shut down gtao because its making money but they arent treating it like its still on a DLC plan like a season pass

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>>162224663
Shit, does that mean you're gonna need three other faggots to do them?

>>162225343
it probably means npcs will have retarded amount of health and damage

>>162225343
No but you can physically only drive one car at once buying or selling

>>162225343
think of it like crates

doing it one at a time is slower

although I imagine there would be a bulk sell bonus too

>>162225545
>headshot the driver, he speeds off in a high performance car while returning accurate fire
I can already imagine it.

>>162225751
surely they'll fix the ais god awful rubber banding right

>>162225545
I don't about health and damage as much as I do their fucking impeccable accuracy. I've lost track of the number of times that I've done gun runs on NPCs with my Buzzard, and someone manages to headshot me from 300 yards away with the Micro SMG.

What's this IGN cancer, they are fucking everywhere.

>woke up
>no trailer yet

So how much money you guys got saved up for the dlc?

>tfw sitting at 800k

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>>162227003
>7
>tfw sitting on $82,000,000

i still dont feel like its enough tbqh

>>162227003
84 million. If I'm smart I should be fine

>>162227003
$2.5 million. I'm saving up for a new hat.

>>162227003
Roughly the same as you, but my bf is coming home for winter break so we're gonna brind the ever loving fuck outta pacstan.

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>>162227003
20 Million

It obviously won't be enough

>>162227003
43 million, I'm probably not going to buy too much. I just want cars that are cool and fun, all I like in GTA anymore is fun racing.

Post your rating of each heist, best to worst.
>Humane
>Series A
>PacStan
>Prison Break
>Fleeca

>>162227172
is bandana w/o hat patched?

>>162227404
>Humane
>Series A
>PacStan
>Fleeca
>Twilight movie marathon
>Prison Break

Jesus fucking christ, 30 bullets to kill one of the targets of VIP work.
Rockstar really puts obstacles to ANY way of making money.
Worthless jews.

>>162227404
>Humane labs
>prison break (with friends)
>pacstan
>series a
>fleeca
>prison break (with randoms)

>>162227404
PacStan
Series A
Prison Break (where I get to be pilot)
Humane
Fleeca
Prison Break (where I have to carry randos as prisoner)

>>162227742
>>162227404
What's so bad about Fleeca?
it's painfully easy.

>>162227836
Small payout, boring action sequence, and a ton of planning for what's basically a stickup.

>>162227404
based on how much money and fun per hour i get out of things:
>racing
>glitching cars or other exploits
>PacStan
>Humane Labs
>Fleeca
>any contact mission
>Series A
>grinding crates solo
>Prison Break

>>162227836
Me and my friend grinded it for free chrome high end rims. So I've done it so many times I just can't stand it

>>162227836
Most people don't play Fleeca more than once, so they're often very new to Online. The Kuruma mission is usually a challenge to get them through, and I've had two finales where the driller couldn't finish the maze hack thing.

>>162227836
easy =/= good

>>162227404
i got ask why is Series A second best wasn't even really a heist just a string of missions that was called a heist

>>162227149
>>162227159
>>162227172
>>162227281

How the fuck do you guys get so much money without hacking. Tell me.

>>162227991
'cause it's fun and Trevor memes. And it unlocks the best Warstock vehicle.

>>162228098
43 million here, I did cheat a bit and do the car dupe exploit back when that was easy to do after Cunning Stunts.

>>162227991
Fighting off all the gangs at once is a pretty cool challenge. Plus it unlocks the Hilux.

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>>162228098
>without hacking
>without

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>>162227003
$1.2 million.

it's not much b-but hopefully it will be enough for the based Comet Retro and a small imports and exports garage?

>>162228098
Sorry buddy but it's glitch money. Unless you buy shark cards or have a lot of time to grind it's the best way to get money

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stanky boi

This is a fun glitch

>chinese sub-human takes +15 minutes to do fleeca minigame
>tab out to browse 4chan
>peerblock keeps blocking out a very aggressive IP from china
>when I leave the heist it stops

Reminder not to open ports for this shit game

>>162228386
what does that mean? was he trying to ddos/hack you?

>>162224663
If that's the case I bet they gon' get delayed a fuckton of times

>>162228284
I wanna bounce on your dick senpai.

>>162228535

Something along those lines

>be me
>think i'm the shit
>see NAVY
what the eff man. that crew is out of this world.

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>>162228689
Consider me flattered and confused

>>162228826
Can I fart on your prostate?

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>>162228897
No, I don't believe that's physically possible.

>>162228986
May I fart IN your prostate?

>>162228783
what's the actual name of that crew?

>>162228783
nvm found it.

gonna join

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>>162229023
No, that'd be even harder to do!

I've got four thousand dollars!

riot shield

>>162229247
Well how about I far on your dick instead and we call it even?

hi i liek gta post gta plz

>>162229457
how do we stop this from happening?

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>>162229402
Only if you bring back my old bartender.

>>162229556
I can't do that, take out your dick so I can take your virile seed into my womb.

gta post plz

good to see /gtag/ has degenerated into prostate farting

>>162229606
I only do that in fantasy and sci-fi mmos.

>>162229776
Don't play games with me boy, I will rape you.

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>>162211407
>>162212698
I've said it before, but I guarantee you R* is going to fuck it up and use this ugly ass car instead of a proper 930.

>>162215973
>>162216608
I will never get the appeal of widebody/RWBs. It's pretty much just ricer JDM mods, except you're doing it to a 70s classic car.

>>162228216
Where can I get this "glitch money" you are talking about

>>162229962
nothing wrong with using the best comet

>>162229179
Don't bother unless you made a name of yourself, also there are other famous and better crews

>>162229985
dont do it until after the update.

>>162230515
>other famous and better crews
such as?

>>162228098
PS4 Sultan RS duping was how I got mine

Too bad I lost 5 million in X80 bonds that turned out to be worthless since I didn't get banned

>>162230612
bird

>>162229962
pls no 914
pls

>>162230693
whats the name of it?

>>162229815
pls no

>>162231025
Well then take out your dick and plug my cunt with your baby batter!

>>162231126
U evan a grill?

>>162231126
but this is gta online it's meant for shitting on randoms and memes and grinding money not for erp

>>162231224
All woman.

Times up you chubby little bitch, I'm going to sodomize you with my desk lamp.

>>162231310
What kind?

>>162231310
I guess you could say you're interested in light bondage.

>>162231310
I'm not chubby I'm all muscle.... but mostly bone, not a lot of muscle at all really, pretty skinny, not too skinny, and plus I'm about 6'2 feet tall

I'm also 7'4 somewhere else, if you get what I mean ;^)

Can you stop ERPing in the thread please.

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>>162231732
>7.4"

lmao

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What's with that last plate option?

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>>162231804
i'm trying ;_;

>>162231980
u got hacked m8 post your rsc and password in the thread and ill fix it for you

>>162231980
no idea, some vehicles don't have it

>>162231829
Thats inches right?

>>162232126
Yeah, I just laugh cause I'm bigger desu.

>>162232250
Fuck off bitch ass cracker.

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>Join a public session to access the SecuroServ network
>GTA Online (Public, 4)
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>>162232250
>Lying on the internet the post.jpg
The average is 6 inches, don't bullshit about having a boody 8 inch cock

>>162232446
>lies

It's okay to not believe.

>>162232504
Well you ain't swol nigga, I bet you a manlet too.

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>>162232651
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>>162216368
Fr that's what I'm stuck on

>>162232417
it does that when you join crew members or sometimes it just feels like doing that because of rockstar quality

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>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.

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r8 my mc name

>>162234308
ebin. simply ebin

Yeah I think it's lame too. The hell do you name an MC anyways?

>>162234308
>Manchester

shiggy diggy

>>162234308
How did "mansex" come to be associated with motorcycles, anyway?

>>162235035

The Village People.

>>162234868
I don't follow eurosoccer but I think Armory has the coolest name.

>>162235035
Motorcycles r gey. It's an ebin /gtag/ meme. Also >>162235131

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IS ANYONE DOING ANY TT

I REALLY WANT MORE BUX FOR THIS UPDATE

TOTALLY NOT CIA NIGGER POSTING COME ON

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Trying this again.
LF> sales associates.

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>>162236740
>doing ''undetected'' cheating before a ban wave

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>>162236996
oh no i will be forever banned from an online vidya! what a horror

SERIOUSLY ANYONE DOING ANY TT ALREADY?

>>162236853

Sure bro what's your FC?

>>162236853
What's your name, son?

>>162237097

How do you get the black duffel bag?

>>162237182
The white comet, of course :v)

>>162237182
>>162237216

NullProphet

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>>162237256
You can get it from an MC sale sometimes. Certain types of sales will give you one, and if you get it, you can save it at Ammu-Nation.

Seriously? I wake up to no trailer? Fucking hell why live

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>Comet gets a chance at being a good car again
>Cheetah does not
>Stinger does not

>>162237784
>implying Comet won't be massively off pace

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>>162237501
I can relate to your sorrows :'(

>>162237784
>>162237815
The regular Comet is still a decent sports racer in the hands of someone who knows how to drive it, IIRC it's around 10th place in Broughy's list.

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>>157787206
Post yfw this guy's been missing with us all along and we're probably not getting the Retro Comet or Elegy

>>162237916
It's got a really unique driving style that makes it hard to drive but still viable even if off the pace. I expect the new one will be slower though, but maybe that's just me being a pessimist. I'm really worried they'll have an off-pace but good looking one and then a competitive but shitty looking custom one.

>>162237987
messing*
And the post was where R*Fag said the trailer'd drop 11 AM ET yesterday.

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>>162238004
>implying the Custom isn't going to be slower just to fuck with us

is VIP work actually decent? i mean does it pay good?

Also i wanna make my friend rich, but what's the e-z way and the cheapest way? CEO or MC? any tips are welcome /gtag/

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>>162237987
>retro elegy
wait is this real
because i'd love this

>>162238004
>pessimist
Lucky, desu
I've already gone full nihilist about it all, please let it end

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>>162237987
>>162238063
>reveals the exact DLC theme and even one of the very specific vehicles we're getting a month before it was even announced
>messing with us
Choose one, anon. There are multiple reasons as to why Rockstar might have not posted the trailer today, maybe even as a punishment of sorts against leakers. Also, the Retro Comet wasn't leaked by him, it was instead posted by a guy named Yan on GTA Forums.

>>162238134
Grinding crates as CEO while doing CEO/VIP missions in between like Head Hunter and Sightseer.

Heists also pays really well assuming you have enough friends and they are all capable of doing it without issues.

>>162238262
Nah, I meant that he'd be an employee messing with us. I hope you're right though, I'm just too nihilismo autismo to realize I guess
Also fuck gtaf

>>162238168
I'm pretty sure he meant "Retro Comet" and "Elegy" separately. Not that I wouldn't love that specific Skyline either, IMHO it's by far the most underrated one.

>>162238384
I know that if we get another Elegy it will be an R32/R34 mix but the R31 looks really classic and would fit in perfectly for GTA.

>>162237987
> Events usually last 7 days
> The one rn is just 5 days (very unusual) and ends in 12
> r* faggot said update is in 13

I still wanna believe

>>162238168
have you been living under a rock? this has been the hype in the past several days now, along with the comet retro

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P F I S T E R
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>>162238168
>>162238384
>>162238540
I kinda want it to be the R31, though I'm not too sad about it being the R34, if it's even legit anyway. Though cue all the fucking Paul Walker tributes.
I was hoping for the R32 myself

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>>162238612
The R34 and R35 are both ugly as hell so I really hope they go with the older ones, but I guess that's too much to ask.
On the other hand, Kuruma Retro when

>>162238265
thanks anon

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>>162238976
Kuruma Retro would be fucking awesome. Maybe with the ZR350 and maybe a ZR300 based on pic related?

>>162239494
A mix of 300zx and FC/FB RX7 would make a great car for the game. Gotta have popups though no way around that

>>162239631
300zx/FC mix would make my day. Popups with maybe a fixed option if upgradeable at Benny's. Would do something close to the Amemiya FC.

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>>162239772
Yeah, that would be nifty as hell. I'd also love a new compact car from the era, something like a Mazda Familia/323. GTAV is weird in that there's a massive lack of FWD shitboxes.

>>162240186
>I just now realize how much I want the 323 in GTA
We really need new compacts too, like maybe the NB Roadster? Something among the lines.

>>162240310
It is sorta weird how not a single Miata-like is ingame, or even any of the TVR/MG roadsters from the 70s and 80s. It's such a classic section of cars completely left out other than the 60s roadsters ingame and I guess the convertible Banshee.

>>162240514
Right? I don't know what's the deal but lots of things don't make much sense. Especially that they waited until Cunning Stunts for popups, and that we still don't have an older Jap sports car with them.

I would love an old MG

>>162240752
I want a midget that's suzuki cappuccino size so you cannot put the top up when your character is inside it would be so great

>>162240908
I'd do anything for a Suzuki Cappuccino, even came close to owning one irl but wouldn't because we're "not supposed to use the highway with them" so I'd have been impeded a lot

GTA V probably won't see many Japanese cars because the nip auto boom in the '90s made Europe really butthurt

The picnic? The picnic!

Can someone repost the leak for me?

Do you fags think I'll get banned for using TT?

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>>162242082

This kind of exploit is older than money dropping

>>162242008
>>162242082
Fuck off Ross

Diet sodas are actually worse for you, know.

>>162242531
Yeah, they're what turned the FRIGGIN FROGS GAY

>>162242082
Wait until imports / exports comes out.
Every big update comes with a ban wave, there we'll see if Rockstar can do something about it.
Then again, it's been up since September.

god damn i look good

Whats up my dude?

You still owe me 20 bucks.

We Fucked up last night right

>>162243348
Big time.

>>162243348
>>162243465
Why.

muh dick

>>162243531
bix nood

>>162243531
hi I'm blater I have a big cock

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huh

>>162244983
just launcher update nothing more

I'm going crazy doing VIP missions and crates, the new update better have a more fun way of making money.

>>162238976
>Retro kuruma
What is the sultan?

>>162245554
Same, grinding these is so fucking boring even with a friend.

OMG you're totally following me.

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>>162238976
>>162246370
How about the original Kuruma.

>>162246520
The thing is that it doesn't make sense to have a completely different car under the same name, the kuruma is now obviously meant to be the Mitsubishi Lancer so a classic/retro would be an old Lancer with a different name for oldschool fwd shitbox you're showing.
>>162246370
The Sultan's a Lexus, not at all related.

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how likely do you think a ban would be if you did TT once and only made ~2M

>>162246370
Sultan Retro would be cool, like in San Andreas - based on the GC8.
>>162246623
Evo III Kuruma Retro maybe

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>>162246747
Wait until imports/exports comes out, and see if they do ban for TT, since a ban wave always comes with these updates.
No reason to risk it now when it's almost confirmed it's coming the 13th.

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>>162248036
It's nice

>>162245554

I wish the game wasn't such a broken piece of shit so there could be an element of PvP during missions that wasn't completely terrible.

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So no more trailer/info beforehand whatsoever?

How am i going to get through the weekend now?

>>162248495
>get in a prop plane
>buzzard flies faster than my plane and I die
>flying my chopper
>missle locks from random assholes
>driving my car
>missle locks from random assholes
>no countermeasure system on any aircraft
>missle launchers useless on jets and Hydras unless the pilot is a retard
>seeking launcher unlocks before RPG
Literally why

>>162249012

>Doing crate/sale/anything
>Guy attacks you full retard mode
>Kill him
>He respawns 10 feet away
>Repeat forever

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>>162246623
>>162246872
The sultan and the kuruma are based on the Mitsubishi Evo and Subaru Impreza combined.
The sultan in it's HD edition does have Lexus headlights, but that is it.
Seriously people don't turn luxury Toyota corollas into rally sport cars.
The Sultan in gta SA is mainly based off of the evo I.

>>162249596
I thought it was based off both the Evo I and GC Impreza. Either way, I want it.

>>162249596
Yeah, the Sultan's based on the '04 Impreza and the CT Evos and a tiny bit of the Altezza/Lexus. Don't see much Subaru in the Kuruma though, mostly Evo X.

>>162249743
>GC Impreza.
Thats what I said

>>162249943
You said "The Sultan in gta SA is mainly based off the evo I." so I assumed that was the only part of your post about mine. Sorry?

>>162250005
sorry? For what dude, I mean I said mainly

>>162250101
For the misunderstanding, I guess. Seems to be my mistake, so yeah

>>162250179
Nah friend I should have worded that better.

Snow?

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>people say the "VIP wave" method is very fast with a buzzard
>buy a buzzard on sale
>realize I'm not very good at it
Do you guys use the minigun properly?
I try to use the homing rockets but, for example in Headhunter, the AI easily shoots me dead in the cockpit, or shoots my heli down

>>162251556

What's the VIP wave tell me anon

>>162251556
For headhunter, place yourself at a safe distance far away, lock on and fire. If the car is moving place yourself behind it so the rockets don't just slam into the ground all the time but it's always best to attack them when they're standing still at a crossing. Never get too close, the NPCs will shred you in less than a second if you're unlucky

>>162251663
I went to the Reddit page on GTA:O and there's a sticky post up top like a "Mega guide" and there's a "VIP Wave trick" thread linked to it and it says if you do VIP missions in a specific order you avoid most of the cooldowns

I did it for a while last night, it wasn't as profitable as they said because I'm not that good at it, I think I will go back to playing solo in a public lobby using netlimiter so I can alternate between 1 crate mission and 1 VIP (Sightseer) mission
Only shame is I have a small warehouse so the profits are limited

>Do heist set up
>stuck with a blank screen after the mission for 10 minutes
Why