/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

first for blackbird

>>162131160

That's like asking why Terry Bogard is technically more popular than Geese Howard.

xth for outfit bug fix when

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>tfw we have an influx of jewtube and reddit faggots coming here now and nobody posts about me

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>>162131160
Oh yeah, that's true, that NSX is really nice. A temp carfu I had was Omiya's NB Roadster. Probably because his race was one of my favorites.
Couldn't tell you, man. I prefer ID to Wangan, but I still really like both. Plus, Wangan's live action wasn't complete shit desu

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Don't forget to log in for 24 minutes of snow this year.

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>>162131085
Whateverth for GODOFOOTO
why exactly did Godfoot not like the R33?

Hi, I'm Nessi and would like to play the video game grand theft auto v. Does anyone play the grand theft auto v? I'm sorry I have to go for now, I have a job, so maybe we can engage in grand theft of automotive vehicles in the online portion tomorrow.

>>162131631
wait is it really only for 24 minutes

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>>162131759
Sure, why not!

>>162131708
Can't wait to make my Elegy as close as possible to his
I think the reasoning the show gave was that it wasn't too big of an improvement over the R32, but I couldn't tell you, never drove a GT-R.

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>>162131631
>>162131881
What are you talking about they already started the snow for this year

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>Got this
>Stratosfag got his car too
>Now we're gonna get the 80's 911 we wanted

If this actually has something to do with our threads - I love you

>he doesn't own a Monroe

Sad!

>>162131881
and the snow isnt on for the entire month for December why

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The TT guy from last thread died I guess, anyone else know how to do it?

>>162132040
Because for every person that likes it, there are ten that hate it, and there will be no end to the bitching while snow is live. My current hypothesis is that those people are stupid idiot babies.

>>162132169
I'm the other guy who wanted to do it, i'm up to it too.

>>162131924
how i want my comfy snow now

>>162132169
I'm j0hns33nuh. download from here and follow instructions
http://www.unknowncheats(DOT GOES HERE)me/forum/grand-theft-auto-v/189023-gta-5-undetected-money-hack-1-36-a.html

>>162132246
>>162132169
Download this >>162132525
Start invite only session and invite each other.
Start executable that you've downloaded.
Alt+tab into game and press "L".
Just afk for and hour or so.

>>162132525
>download this
>scan it
>there's an RAT file

lol

>>162132207
I want snow for at least a week. People probably hate it because they can't use there super cars because the snow makes cars handle different,h

>>162132797
is it really a virus? screenshot

>>162132169
>>162132525
have fun let me know when you deal with the virus and start dropping cash

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>>162133084
Here, good thing I was behind 4 proxies and had Avast, otherwise I'd be toast right now

>tfw no 3-seater bench seat pickup truck

driving one through the snow together with 2 friends would be the comfiest thing

>>162132937
im sure less people would hate snow if they didnt force it on races

eeeeeeeee

>>162134275
eeeeee

>>162134331
eeeeeeeeeee

So, is snow back and how long is it back for?

anyone in a money dropping lobby

languagez, u on m8?

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what should i set the delay time to?

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>>162131631
>>162131759
>>162131881
>>162132040
>>162132207
>>162132937
>>162134139
>>162131924
Snow is literally the only enjoyable thing I see on Christmas.

>>162135145
Are you doing the TT thing?

>>162133620
you know we're engineering viruses so they can fight the good fight for us? did you know "virus" is not only a negative word.

Tips?

>>162135196
yes

>>162135145
eeeeeeeeeeee

>>162135145
>>162135196
>doing it a week before a 100% banwave

atleast wait until after to see if its undetected

>>162135145
Default 50 is okay. Less than maybe 20 nets you a "too many transactions" message.

>>162135213
a flu never yields

>>162134691
>>162134691
>>162134691
>>162134691
>>162134691


God damn retards, can you reply to a simple question other than LEL MEMES?

>>162135329
I'm loading the game, i'll tell you now.

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>>162135319
do you mind dumbing that down for me? my IQ drops quite a lot at night

>>162135329
deez nuts XD

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>>162135329
>>162135365
Welp.

>>162135329
Snow comes for a day or two around Christmas.

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>>162135329
>>162135365
>>162135525
it should be common knowledge it is on the 25th only

inb4, they will add snow only in another shitty adversary mode and not in freeroam.

>>162135615
rockstar fa**ot: thanks for the idea my man :3

is deadline fun? i haven't tried any of the new update content

>>162135940
Literally my mom's lightcycle

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when bae likes the moves

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>>162135940
It's pretty cool.

Do you really need 2 associates when you sell crates?

>>162136196
>>162136024
i think it would be more fun if the walls didn't fade until someone died
right now it seems like a race to the powerups

>>162136410
No.

>>162136410
No, it's just recommended for help.

>>162135940
Easily the most fun mode in the game, but you only get like $10k for winning so it's much less profitable than Kill Quota or Drop Zone.

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https://youtu.be/eWBCDIClyyk

tfw it's not Infernus VS Carbonizzare

>>162137108
That music gave me AIDS

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Who knew shorty would be into such kinky shit?

>>162131160
Wangan Midnight didn't have eurobeat and had western vehicles. Weebs can't stand anything that isn't made in glorious Nippon.

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>>162137261
>not knowing the reference

>>162137363
Still gave me AIDS

>>162137363
PS2 version was the best of the franchise and I'll manhandle anyone who disagrees

How much money do you earn for selling 42 crates?

>>162137108
>Itasha
Nigger what?

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>>162137325
blacked
>>162137440
I still thought Need for Speed 3 was better.

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>>162137440
PS2 version had a shitty overlay and less content than the xbox/gamecube/pc versions. It's the worst one.

>I'll manhandle anyone who disagrees
Watch it hothead

>>162137693
IT FEELS wrong on anything other than PlayStation.

>>162137525
Sounds like a medium, so about 750k. I got just under 900k with bonuses last time I sold a full medium.

>>162137557
>Itasha
>Nigger what?
what?

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Crafty's new haircut

>>162138140
The Sultan.

sorry suka got kicked for being afk. made over a mill though

>>162138226
what about it? People drive it.

>>162138282
Are you retarded?

>>162138420
are you?

languagez u on m8

>>162138648
Don't you see the Sultan's livery?
Itasha.
There you go.
Hence, nigger what?

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>>162133757

>tfw no bench seats at all

Out of all these themed updates, I hope we get a Classic Americana update.

Also featured: porn 'staches, a snub nosed revolver, a Sabre Wagon, and wearable leather shoulder holsters

GTA IV for XBone when?

Is TT working for anyone today?

is languagez on today?

Any crew sessions going on now? I want to get comfy

>>162139687
If they port gta iv and don't remake it with the shitty gta v engine I'll probably never touch gta v again

>>162140168

GTA 4 sucks.

>>162140279
Fuck you nigger

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>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.

>>162140419

Fight me, you goddamn son of a bitch.

>>162140279
Fuck you nigger

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first for ARDOOBEE XD

>>162139901
Just did it an hour ago, made at least a mill

>>162140774
cool thanks, wasnt working for me for a bit, wanted to make sure since something downloaded for gta. Anyone wanna do a session?

Anyone doing TayTay tight now?

>>162140836

Sure, try not to disconnect for at least an hour

IGN: sukajan

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>Doing TT after a small update that we don't know what was in it

>>162141009
Fuck off C*, I ain't buying no goy cards

>>162141009
>thinks rockstar can or will ban for time trials when it's logged as legitimate, like spamming wanted levels for rank

it's more likely they will just remove TT rather than ban for it, much like old open world events

How do we stop jetshitters?

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>>162141009
>Not doing TT after a small update that we don't know what was in it

>>162141187
AA tank.

>>162141154

Too scared to risk it. I already bought a bunch of shit and have 44mil in the bank, I should be good for a while.

How do we stop languagez?

>>162140938
invite sent

What's the best way to make money right now? Glitches or otherwise

What's the best way to play with languagez right now? PS4 or otherwise

>>162141695
By tweeting #PizzaGate

Hey Diddy Kong Racing,

Some other crew member joined my lobby after trying invites, couldn't tell you in Social Club because the TT script renders my keyboard worthless. Sorry senpai

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>>162141536
Disregarding effort / $ tier list
WHATS TEE TEE > Pac Stan Glitch > CEO > MC > Other
Regarding effort / $ tier list
WHATS TEE TEE > Pac Stan Glitch > MC > CEO > Other

Be warned like all other exploits, you CAN get banned.

>>162142242
What's tee tee?

>>162142327
Tiny Teddies

>>162142228
Can you send me an invite if it's invite only?
And tell the other guy to add me on SC

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>>162142327
As this anon said
>>162142378

For reference see pic, two tiny teddies next to a big teddy.

>rockstar servers cant even support 2 people in a private lobby for 5 minutes to do TT and it's been this way for 2 years
>they think rockstar has the capability to patch TT in a day's time

Is anyone even playing right now I've gotten a screw session with only two crew members in?

>>162142571
If you guys had YouTube channels, you wouldn't have to cheat

>>162142808
Probably not. /gtag/ is mostly American and European and are either asleep or at school/work.

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>>162142837

>>162142884
Yeah just a few months back there'd be at least a few more people on than right now. Is the most popular still 3 PM PST?

So, does anyone have new information about Import/Export? Kinda need it before the trailer drops

>>162142959
So, does anyone have new information about Languagez? Kinda need it before the trailer drops

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>>162142837
>>162142959

>>162142959
You can import my dick into your ass

Anyone who wants to do some TayTay?
Join 'c0rex.'

>>162143124
Breaking: YouTube star doesn't care about your problems! Now give me the latest.

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>>162142959
>before the trailer drops

I'll bet you do
Sorry you'll have to pay your own rent this month click baitfucker

>>162143190
Nigger

>>162130956
My username is Baka_Gaijin on sc

Can I join pc_gtag?

>>162143202
You're just jealous because I could make shit up and still get enough money to pay for your rent ten times over. Thank$ tho

>>162143290
No.

Gotcha.

>>162142959
Pay me and I'll give you some info, cuck,

>>162143363
Tell me what TT is and I'll consider it

>>162143179
SOMEBODY BETTER JOIN OR I SWEAR I WILL SHOOT THIS PLACE UP

>>162143408
There you go
>>162142491

>>162143408
Lurk moar nigger. It took me literally 1min to realize it.

>>162143489
Bitch, I'm rich, I don't have to. I'm just curious what you uncharismatic losers use to get your cash.
>>162143473
Maybe I don't know what it is but I know it's not that

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>>162142959
Is this for real? Get the fuck out. Get out! I WANT YOU YOUTUBE TWANGERS TO GO! YOU HAVE TO GO BACK!

>>162143581
Taco Tuesday

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>>162142808
we're mc sales if u wanna hang out for a bit.

>>162143595
I'll get out when I have material for my video, thanks.
>>162143626
That sounds tasty, is that why your ass is so greasy, you spic?

>>162143408
its time trials

>>162143683
Thanks! I'll be sure to bring that up when I get the chance. Now what about the next update?

My PSN is Sterereo and my social club id is Schnikee can you accept my crew invite :)

>>162143680
Mr. every little thing is interestingFTW?

>>162143742
There will be 46 new cars, 3 new helicopters and 2 new yachts.
The yachts cost 10 and 15 million

>>162143834
That doesn't sound right, Yan said there'd be 25 new cars.

>>162143880
>get a leak
>"That doesn't sound right."
Well then fuck right off, retard.

>>162143787
No. No. That is not me.

>>162143880
Then go ask Yan about the new update

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>>162143680
There's nothing here, faggot. You're too late. We told our insider to leave for good and he'll only return on the command of one other crew member.

It's all your fault.

>>162143784
Just remember to pray to the church of based, elite, handsome, intelligent and muscular Languagez

>>162143949
Oh some anonymous guy with no credentials said something that contradicts what a reputable leaker said, guess I better believe that
I'm not falling for that one again.
>>162143986
Is there any possibility I could talk with the insider one on one

>>162144051
No, he came back the other day just to say he hates Youtubers.

Don't reply to tripfaggots.
Don't bite the bait.
Don't reply to braindead morons.

>>162144080
I'm pretty $ure I can change hi$ mind about that, if you get what I'm $aying...

>>162144051
Yeah, get into crew's discord. You need to be in the crew, of course.

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I love when people think they're safe in ammunation

>>162144051
What makes you think he'd want to talk to you? He knows exactly what you're going to do with that information.

Is Yan not good enough for you faggots anymore? What happens when he too realizes that you people only follow the paper trail, and that you couldn't care less about the sources you use?

>>162143674
Yeah I'm down in a private or public session?

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>>162144209
You know, this is exactly why I prefer the forums. At least, there, they respect the hard work that goes into my videos. Look at the picture - none of you haters have this.

>>162144184
i love when people think they're safe from the draft

>>162144276
And you don't have your leaks.
Now fuck off.

>>162144276
fuck off nigger

>>162144276
Let's cut the shit retard. You want actual information? Contact me via email.

>>162144276
>"Journalism"

>>162144276
[email protected]

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>>162144286
you're just jealous that my mental disabilities actually have a good use for once :)

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>>162144260
public doing hawaiian space program.

>>162144276
fuck off ross you clickbait cucc boi

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Going to bed now, hopefully I'll wake up with a nice trailer on the Newswire displaying the one car I've been waiting all my years of GTA Online to get my dirty virtual NEET hands on.

Good night, guise!

>>162144794
I hope you wake up to the GTR you cuck :v)
Really though, good night

>>162144276
YOUTUBERS GET LOST LIKE ROSS
WHOOP WHOOP, WOOP WHOOP

>>162144658
I don't even know what that is, but I'll try to find it.

>>162144276
YOUTUBERS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>162143784
Done

>>162139353
You fucking pleb
The custom slamvan has a bench seat

>>162144276
We didn't even want you here in the first place. Go get a 4chan Gold Membership if you really want respect.

>>162145105
No it doesnt

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>>162144902
Hawaiian space program. Other gtags showed me how to do this earlier today.

>>162145132
yes it does

>>162145301
No it doesnt

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Best car itt

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>>162145094
:(

>>162145327
Uh, yes it does

>>162145406
Prove it then.

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>>162145105

>Being a lowrider-using ultra-pleb
>Being wrong

>>162145424
Well it has one
just buy it and see

>>162145328

best comment itt >>162144001

>>162145362
Oh wait this was on my end
Why was I in 5 crews

Post yfw we see that the Elegy has four doors in the trailer today

>>162142959
Hey. Hey you. Fuck off. Useless faggot

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>>162145727
gg r*

>>162145975
>every single null webbum has you see up his skirt
>can't get that disgusting ass out of my head
STOP

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>>162146046

>>162145975

JAPANESE WING FOLDED 10000000 TIMES

>>162137643
Look at that dude on the right, fuckin fat ginger kid haha.

Them there's the tranny on the left with those fucking tiny tumblr glasses.

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>>162146046
>He hasn't seen null stream with his skirt.

Missing out my man.

>>162146130
Just imagine that boipucci
hairy, sweaty and probably infected with a couple of diseases
n-not like that's my fetish or anything

>>162146254
That's genuinely disgusting.

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>>162146685
ignore that, come in game and do some mountain boating with Chris.

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>>162146905
We have not made any progress with boats and are now trying by air.

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>>162141490
A vocal cord parasite!

Did the session die for anyone else?

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>>162148148
just rejoin u got the everyone has left meme.

>>162148148
we just kicked you because nobody likes you

>>162147648
WOLBACHIA?

>>162148201
Wouldn't surprise me.

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I love (you)

I miss rockstar fag already. He was the hero we needed, but not what we deserved.

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WE DID IT REDDIT - Chris

HOLY SHIT
THEY GAVE US SNOW EARLY
https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52367/the-gta-online-festive-surprise

>>162149120
>December 18, 2014

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>>162149120

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>Don't understand how people can still find it fun to randomly kill each other after 4 years
>Still find it fun to block people in stores

Never gets old.

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>>162148840
Now get it under the next bridge.

>>162149189
>Lying
>>162149191
>Waifuwatch

KYS
Both of you

TRAILER OUT

>>162149339
Ours blew up when someone decided to ram it too hard.

>>162149406
HOLY FUCK THAT TRAILER IS AMAZING I CAN COUNT AT LEAST 10 NEW VEHICLES HOT DAMN I AM SO FUCKING ERECT

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>>162148246

yo does chris still post here

>>162149406
WHY
WHY WOULD THEY SHOW ALL THE CARS
LITERALLY NO SURPRISE NOW, WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT

>>162148840
All thanks to the Silent Firetruck guy

>>162149604
yo this is chris, who is this?

>>162149406
>>162149634
Nice, made me check

>>162149406
>They finally gave us the stun gun
This is definitely the best update yet

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>>162149406
>>162149563
>>162149634
no

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>>162149774

When do the trailers usually release anyway?

>>162149773
i wish that was true, just imagine the bullying game

>>162150502
but it IS true
Restart GTA RIGHT NOW
it's lying right there amongst the pistols

>>162150091
When they get released dumbass.
When else would they?

>>162150679
When??????

>>162149738

chris

>>162150679
Truly the Einstein of our time. How could one possibly come to such an advanced and intellectual conclusion?

DEADLINE IS 2x DOLLA AND AR PEE

>>162150887
HOLY SHIT THEY ADDED THE GLITCHY HORN FROM DEADLINE TO THE SHOTARO IN FREEROAM AND RACES
too bad you have to repurchase it to get it, and if you change the horn you lose it

ross you're a fucking mogoloid, cancerous fucking faggot; and the only reason why gta forums don't treat you like the retarded fuckboy you are is because they're all a bunch of low IQ cucks. You're scum.

>>162151137
literally who?

>>162150806
nah man, this is chris. Who is this?

>>162151184
A youtuber that comes here to search for info for his videos.
You can see him tripfagging as ''ross'' in previous posts.

Should I get an Armored Schafter V12 or LWB?

Guys?

>>162151685
V12 is faster

>>162151685
armour*

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Someone up for anything on the XBone for an hour or so?
GT: DmitriTacoEater
I have a mic

>>162151973
That gamerfag is gay as fuck. Also, PC master race, you dumb peasant.

>>162152032
O-ok...

>>162152089
Die in a hexbox shaped hole, shill

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>>162142491
this is my teddy and my kitty pillow

>>162152108
Holy shit that was so rude.
Reported, I hope the admins keep this forum clean of poopyheads like you.

>>162152251
BUT YOU OWN A HEXBOX, THAT'S THE SECOND WORST THING THAT HAPPENED RECENTLY ONLY SECOND TO SONIC HAVING BLUE ARMS NOW

>>162152348
Why are you so hostile.

Does the thrill of anonymously attacking strangers over the internet get your chode to tickle? Perhaps you should consider paying attention to your overdue bar tab. Oh wait im going to guess you dont leave that crusty old basement you call your home. Perhaps if you took one moment, one day, nay, one passing second to think about your situation in life you would realize that in the end nothing is worth while and that the most you can do to positively impact this world and all other worlds in the known universe is to finally, FINALLY, itch that scratch in the back of your mind. The thought you dare not acknowledge lest you finally man up the cojones, balls for your impoverished foolhardy ass, to FINALLY take that power cord, sticky and grimy with caked on layers of doritos crumbs, sweat, and semen. A frothy, disgusting mixture of bodily waste that so accurately sums up who and what you and your lifestyle represent: Absolute scum. Not one more second should pass where you continue to contribute to the enthropic heat death of known reality. Take that power cable. Take that disgusting mound of semen, rubber, and disgusting food particles. Take it. Take all 8 feet of it from the very wall in which its plugged to the half dismantled box that you use to type this message to me. Take it, and finally, FINALLY, itch that scratch. Tie it as tight as you can around your neck, make sure that one end is securely fastened to the ceiling, and take that final plunge. That final step off your bent and mangled chair, the unfortunate piece of plastic used to carry your morbidly obese welfare person. Take that final step. Take that final step into the halls of darness and obscurity. Do it. Kill yourself. For the good of all mankind you mother fucking piece of shit.

>>162149307

kaz does this to me all the time

t. ttt

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IS ANYONE DOING ANY TT?

>>162152418
If you explain what do I have to do, i'm up to doing it.

>>162152373
just filmed a video response to you

https://youtu.be/8_KAd19UGs0?t=10


Sent from my iPhone 5 running iOS 8.0

>>162152458
Fuck off ross

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>>162152418
WATS TEE TEE?

>>162152584
I'm part of the crew though.
I even have the TT file, but I have never used it.

Half the thread is people falling for the shittiest bait I've seen on this site since 9/11. Everyone that replied to "ross" should stop, take a deep breath and reconsider suicide. I really fucking hope it was just heavy samefagging and not the literal proof that this general is filled with 12year olds.

>>162152946
>Ross attempting damage control because he knows "spic" will bite him in the ass later

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daily reminder that banshee is best car

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>>162152614
Fuck off ross

>>162153327
>not banshee 900r
ENJOY GOING SLOW FUCKO

>>162153327
>tinted windows
>xenon headlights
>neons
Even if it was you made it look like shit, good job retard

>>162153327
last time Banshee was good was in GTA3

also 900r is like that one HotWheels toy you had that was a different edition and didnt fit any other car so you didn't play with it

>>162153442
it doesn't have xenons you blind faggot
also, neons and tinted windows go with the car's color so it works

>>162152946
Fuck off Ross

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>>162153549
>neons and tinted windows go with the car's color so it works
And this is your defense, kek? HOLY FUCK
You're so incredibly retarded it's hard to believe.
Would you paint a turd blue and put it in front of your door and say: "It goes with the sky's color, my home is like heaven."? Christ, you're the blind one.

>>162153717
>this shitty comparison
>no u
you're pathetic

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how the fuck did i do this

>>162153828
>you're pathetic
Strong insults coming from somebody that puts tints and neons on his hotwheels car, then calls it the best.

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>>162153717

>>162153857
probably glitched, still - good job

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>>162153857
show the tattoo nigga

>>162154212
What's the tattoo?

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>>162154275

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>>162154212
>>162154275
found it

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>>162154353
I thought it'd be something actually good.

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>>162154436
>you will never EVER get the rockstar t-shirt

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>>162154470
>wanting a virtual shirt that symbolizes an objectionable load of incompetence

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Guide for ya'll autistic niggaz.

all the other generals get lewd OP pics but not /gtag/. what, are you all homo or what?

>>162155225
Y-yes, is that bad?

>>162155225
Yes, plus all the "fe"males this crew manages to make look fucking disgusting. You should be grateful they're not posting that terrible drawfag shit they fucking paid for...

why can't /gtag/ organise something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y33fBbCeV5w&__prclt=JSMuP1p4

>>162155763
>hot pink, and turquoise is now 80's
>xenons, neons
>cars not even made in, or before the 80's
yeah, nah

>>162155763
Probably because we're not nearly autistic enough to lower the suspension, put on tinted windows, xenon headlights and neons and then call it an 80's car meet

Plus it's just "80s", not "80's", idiot

Can someone invite me to the pc_gtag crew?
Social Club name: .JKei.

>>162155950
Sorry, you're blacklisted.
You can post your penis with a timestamp to get off of the blacklist, however.

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>>162155763
sticky bombs are a thing

actually it's because /gtag/ is practically an public crew, we've got no large-scale coordination whatsoever, organising something short-term is impossible because there are rarely enough people and long-term is impossible because it mostly invites shitters, and there's always going to be civil war in-between /gtag/, along with attention whoring, le ebin trollez and dank memes. its not that kind of a crew

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>>162155763
>all those cars either custom/stanced/slammed or lowest suspension possible
ABSOLUTELY_DISGUSTING.JPG

>>162156301
>at 1:10 there's a Faction so low the front wheels clip with the wheel arch

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Fun/10

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>>162156195
Creating a small version of that wouldn't be an issue, yet it would have to be with people you've already established friendship in with the crew, not the whole crew/randoms within the crew
So basically it you would have to create your own circle jerk.
But your spoiler is pretty spot on for the most part

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Do you guys think the Hydra will go half off for Christmas? My Buzzard's getting lonely.

8:10 AM EST - still no trailer. What is Rockstar waiting for?

I'm a big guy for you.

I'm relatively new to GTA Online, is there always a game mode that's 2x money and 2x RP?

>>162158658
Fuck off Ross

>>162158710
No, sorry, i'm Rodd.

>>162158710
I'm loving this new meme

>>162158742
Should've said Roxx, would get at least one beta cuck to answer :^)

>>162158784
The last few days have brought many new memes and i love it

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>>162158974
Neck yourself and Languagez you on m8 are the best memes that have stood the test of time

TRAILER'S OUT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>dat XJ220S knockoff
>dat Skyline R34
>dat crazy plow truck
but
>san andreas comet

>>162159403
You can see the title of the video on the post, you stupid fogggogogojeoifeOIJgioejñfieIJFijogññjsdiogijsñgñijsodigjñffafafafafaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>>162159403

>>162159403
You got me to look at the [Embed] you master

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>>162159403
Hello reddiт.

Crates now cost 13.5k instead of 18k.

got that gta itch anons
i can haz first person webms plz?
my 360 no haz 1st person T.T

>>162160405
Are you 12 years old?
Because no one above the age of 12 writes like that

>>162160405
>T.T
I think you mean TT. In which case
FUCK OFF ROSS

>>162160471
but gta is 18+ anon you know i would never break the rules :)

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best car (coquette) and others

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>>162160405
>T.T
WATS DAT WHITE BOII?

>>162159869
1,5k for 1 crate
6k for 2 crates
13,5k for 3 crates

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>>162160592
TEETEES MY FRIEND
BIG FATASS TEETEES

>>162160527
dunno who ross is maybe i've spent too much time on /rsg/
>>162160592
i dont get it
>>162160593
whats all this about crates? i feel like i walked into a rust thread

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>>162160592
FUCK OFF ROSS!

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>>162160698
>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.

>>162160771
Oh I remember this,
Is that Ross?
I've been gone for like a year.

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>>162160698
V A C C A
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>>162160872
chewvacca XD

>>162160870
fuck off retard

>>162160593
also special/golden minigun is 17,5k and not 25k

>>162160872
>didnt know fancycam could go upside down
>>162160946
no :D

>>162161002
>>didnt know fancycam could go upside down
What the fuck did he mean by this?

>>162160946
>>162160870
samefag

while waiting for the elegy post eurobeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEEZ_kt81KY

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>>162161050
are you sure about that?:^)

Any crew session going on?

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Looks like they patched the "Wave Method" of VIP farming. Tried to get it rolling last night, but could never lose the cooldown between headhunter/sightseer.

Can anyone else confirm?

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>>162161209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v2hj0mDd7E&t=1973s

Back when CEO gave out x2 $$$ and the Sultan RS was still new, it was pretty fun tearing through LS doing Headhunter and Executive Search with this blaring and randoms out for blood