Senran Kagura General /skg/ #947

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>>162139991
I can't wait to play Souji's new game!

>>162139991
Welcome back.

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Of course I didn't look at the postcount before posting everything.

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>>162140109
Ryouna is in a bag! A BAG!

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What if I told you taht there was a forbidden flower garden where senrans go when they're stressed out and engulf themself in a sea of naked mooks that lick them all over while they wait for another senrans to relief their desire for a gentle touch every once in a while?

hey you're back daianon

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This is a cute christmas Seimei

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More butts

>>162140250
if kagura and kafuru are going to be hanging out a lot, it might be too much smug.

>>162140372
You don't need to post them again.

>tripfag spamming webms
Kill this cancer

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Here's a CUTEST SENRAN

>>162140383
The universe will collapse in an implosion of pure unadulterated smug.

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>>162139991
OH SHIT MUTHAFUCKAS
DASH SLIDING CONFIRMED
WE VANQUSH NOW
EVER WANTED VANQUISH 2?
WELL TAKAKI GOT YOU
PBS SAVING THE TPS GENRE

I don't think they showed any of the who waves' voices, did they?

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Anon, can you bring me a cold soda?

>>162140490
Fuck off asshole.

>>162140256
Ryouna is a bag dog!

>>162140769
Don't start shit.

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>>162140250
Look at all that silicone

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>>162140665
We've known for ages who they are.
Souji is Marina Inoue
Yuyaki is Rika Tachibana
Leo is Mitsuki Saiga

>>162140862
Senrans are all natural, motherfucker.

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hubba hubba

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Who's gonna take me to preschool?

>Switch today
>new SK trailer today
Now to watch Pokemon SM and make myself sad after all this good news.

>>162141104
Not today you little shit

is there any Haruka PBS stuff yet

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>SOUND TRUCK
fucking lel

>>162141104
GET BACK INTO THE FUCKING CLOSET YOU SHIT

>>162141410
Nice.

>>162141104
Is it wrong that I'd adopt a loli senran with my Senran and be happy if she called us mom and dad?

>>162140875
...Marina Inoue? Nice, I love voice.>>162141012

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I love Mirai!

>>162141410
>Nararock Festival
Naraku's finally producing her OST!

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BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

I wonder if the story to PBS takes place while the girls are on Sayuri magical resort or sometime after that.

>>162141410
Someone is getting fired.

>>162141410
honk honk here comes the sound truck

>>162140642
That fast continuous dashing actually got me hard, I love it. Glad I woke up for the trailer

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>>162141410

>>162141104
Stop looking at me

I really want to rub Ryouna into submission and shower her with affection and love until she starts biting and I have to chastise her a bit.

>>162141104
walk

>>162141046
Puru Puru timu

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Peach Beach Splash is like Kid Icarus Uprising and i am really hyped for this game now

Would Ryouna be okay with me tickling her until she can't keep it in anymore and force her to lick her own pee of the ground while I place my foot ontop of her head?

>Kiriya
>with a model
How many New Wave characters had to die so he could live?

>>162143223
Only the blind cow.

>>162143457
It'll be different this time, I promise.

>>162143223
>Kiriya
No no, that was Mr K. Did you see how energetic he was? No way that could be Kiriya

Was the large breasted girl from the last thread real? I missed her posts.

Could my dream of /skg/ having a cute busty girl who posts amongst us be real?

You would think that in a world with 3.5 billion women and near infinite possibilities there would be at least 1 cute busty girl who would hang out here and not mind giving us a little service!

>>162144069
3DPDfags get out

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>>162144069
She probably thinks that skgees are pretty gullible right now

>>162144069
>>162144117

I want to eat delicious and sweet honey out of Murasakis honeypot.

>>162144117
>>162144306
>Not complimenting 3DPD by fapping to them.
How rude!

>>162140642
The dashing actually looks pretty cool. Maybe you can use to get up walls and such quickly or something like that?

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>>162143635
I really want to see the dynamic between these two

I can't remember if they've ever actually spoken to each other on screen anywhere but the anime

>>162146828
Uh wat?
This is the first game that either Miss R or Mr K have appeared in though

>>162146828
when is miss D

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Quick /skg/ claim your paizuri partner before all the good ones are taken and you get stuck with Mirai!

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>>162146940
Call me crazy, but I think the masked announcer might be Mr. K

So, I just watched the new PBS special trailer.

The gameplay looks like ass m8s and the animation looks jank as fuck. Right now it just looks like EV1.5 with the camera work of early third person shooters from the ps2 era before RE4 perfected that shit.

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>>162147269
alright

>>162147269
I'm claiming Murasaki, I don't like paizuri but nobody else shall get her.

>>162147323
I disagree

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>>162147269
Claiming Mirai.

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What would your senran's search history look like?

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>>162147269
There are more available boobs than there are IPs in this thread

No one's getting Mirai besides the two or three weirdos that want her anyway

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>>162147269
Claiming Hikage!

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>>162147269
From now until I die.

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>>162147269

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he's right

I wish there was a /u/ senran that could paralyze her enemies and had a crush on Minori. She'd constantly try to mindbreak minnow by playing with her body as much as she wants until the gessen squad comes to the rescue.

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I desperately need to suck on Yumi's toes.

I want a Senran to eat me! Swallow me hole and gently digest me away to nothingness in her tummy!

>>162147363
those will kill you

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>>162149085
>Vore fags
We really are dying.

>>162148361
>game where you massacre large groups of innocent people
>fine

>game where a girl is depicted looking kind of sad that gives someone an impression of being "rapey"
>bad

lovely

>>162149306
He can handle it.

>>162149362
We all know I have been here since the beginning! Don't act like it is new!

I am just respectful enough to not post it most of the time.

I want to KILL WeirdFetishAnon!

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hello everyone

new cards in approximately 22 hours and 10 minutes

i should be able to post them unless my internet dies like it recently has been doing at around 1am

hopefully the image limit wont be close to being hit by the time the new event comes around

thats all i wanted to say

>>162149512
Kill me with love?

>>162149746
No, silly! With the intent to murder the ever living fuck out of you!

>>162150169
That sounds mean and aggressive Anon. Would you like some nice tea to calm down?

>>162150526
No, I HATE tea!

>>162150620
No no no, it may look like tea, but in reality it piss, with a slight of cum.

>>162150789
That's fucking disgusting.

>>162150871
Rude, you didn't even try it...

>>162150921
You're only good for futa posts.

>>162150789
It was tea! TEA!

>>162150620
Well how about some coffee?

>>162151213
Fuck your coffee.

>>162151291
Chocolate milk shake? Spiced rum and coke? You must have a nice relaxing drink you like?

How would you react if your Senran wanted to try something kinky like having you put fluffy handcuffs on her and a blindfold?

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>>162151452

>>162151656
I would ask her to switch roles.

>>162151452
But I work so hard jerking off a homeless man so that I can use his milk as cream for my enema cofee

>>162151769
You wouldn't even try it once for her?

>>162151673
Well I was trying to be nice Anon. You seemed angry. But if you won't accept my offer there is little I can do to help.

>>162151852
I mean, sure. But it's a gaurntee that we'll both end up pretty disappointed.

>>162152051
Be a bit creative then. Like tickle her with a feather or rub an icecube over her skin. Lick her ear or something, gently breath against her erogenous zones, massage her thighs or something while you're in full control. It's exciting for her afterall.

>>162152116
I would be too anxious to do any of it properly. And I'm about as creative as something incredibly uncreative.

>>162152039
Die

>>162152745
Yumi is really hot when she's angry.

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>>162152796
Oh, anon...

>>162152989
Bullshit, I never cum inside you, only pee.

>>162152989
You want another round is what you're telling me?

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Is it cheating if we only do anal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cSeW2MO-OY

Gameplay Trailer

>>162153736
Welcome to 6 hours ago.
>>162136419

>>162153736
You're late

>>162152536
You try to be nice... Kids these days! No manners!

>>162153736
I hope we can customize our duck

>>162153673
Yes.
Please do not touch Homura. She is mine.

>>162153826
>>162153970
Is anon not allowed to post the trailer to a new thread?

>>162153980
This reads like a Donald Trump tweet.

>>162154162
She wants MY futomaki roll

>>162154231
Yes, it one of.... no, it is itself is all of the seven deadly sins combined.

I WANT YUMI TO WALK IN ON ME MASTURBATING!

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Morning squid

>>162154256
No she doesn't. Stop being dumb. She can't want anything from you because she isn't real and thus cannot want anything.

>>162154464
Stop! You're gonna summons atheist anons!

>>162154443
Go back to sleep squid

>>162154464
Well, according to your explanation, then surely you won't mind me taking her.

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>>162154586
No
I'll do that after work.

>>162154843
You can do it right now.

>>162154843
I want to heterosexualize this obsessive homosexual squid

>>162154239
I only ever wanted to be nice to you Anon but to you have to be so mean!

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>>162155052

>>162154795
How can you take what doesn't exist?

>>162154843
I feel like senrans have gotten too lewd

>>162155531
[x] Pat head
Who's a cute little dork? Yes you are, yes you are!

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>>162155596

>>162155559
How can material substance create immaterial substance(knowledge, emotion, ect)?

>>162155684
Gangpetting this Anon in particular!

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>>162155578
What are you talking about?

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I want Kumo to look at my '6-inch flaccid and after a cold shower' dick and tell me that it's tiny!

>>162155531
Wasn't there an anon that has twitter @realDonaldTrump?

>>162155698
How can you be so gay?

help, I'm in love with Naraku

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>>162156491
Just accept like I did.

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How does this make you feel

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>>162156414

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>>162156704
makes me feel good in certain areas

>>162156442
>I can't come up with counter-argument. Therefore I'm going to call him gay.

>>162156704
Confused but also an erection.

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>>162147269

>>162157740
this is literally begging for a nipple edit

>>162156975
Is this intentional irony?

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>>162157740
What is this senran art of hiding nipples?

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This is a curvy young woman. Say something nice about her!

>>162157740
Not even areolas

>>162158007
Fat old hag

>>162157794
How about I put my finger into your dickhole and we'll who's gay

>>162158632
We already know it's you because you want to put a finger in my peehole

>>162147269
I want Kagura. No wait, Naraku. No wait, fuck. Can we do a package deal?

>>162158760
I just want to prove the fact that you're gay. If he cum, he's gay. If he bleed, he's straight.

>>162158939
And what if he screams in pain?

>>162158978
Masochist

>>162158939
Everyone knows you just get off on sticking your fingers in boy's urethras. You sick Gaylord.

skg can you fucking stop talking about stickin shit up urethras you're making me uncomfortable

>>162159576
You know what makes me more uncomfortable than that?

Slitting wrists or throats.

>>162159576
No!

*stick Kumo's spear in anon's boypussy*

Which senran would kill you after a creampie surprise?

>>162160167
What is?

>>162159708
>hikage will never slit your throat

Why even die?

>>162149708

Bless you, sir.

>>162160387
...

>>162146828
I WANNA WATCH MISS R RIDE MR K'S BONER LIVE ON NEWTUBE!

>>162160387
Asuka's penis and Asuka's sperm fertilising her eggs.

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Is Platinum helping out with this?

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Is it sexual harassment if I have sex with my girlfriend?

>>162161175
That water boosting actually looks fun as fuck

>>162161710
If she changes her mind 20 years later and un-consents, it is rape and you will go to jail!

>>162156704
Like this needs to be shopped into a condom wrapper.

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>>162161710
Is it rape if I force handhold Kumo?

>>162161175
Jiggling tits at super speeds

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>tfw you'll never sit next to your Senran during winter under a comfy blanket while she cuddles up to you and some romantic comedy is on TV

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>>162161970
it is punishable by death

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>>162148653
I reject her feet. I only want the superior toes in my mouth

>>162162553
I'll do anything to take Kumo's hands virginity

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[chilly spider noises]

>>162162541
Tasty lump of meat, unlike Ryoubi.

>>162163191
*puts heated blanket on her*

>>162163191
>Yumi eyeing up her next target for the husband dungeon.
>She hasn't even finished eating what is left of the current/last one.

I want to give Mirai a banana every time I see her and tell her to make sure she has a healthy diet while patting her head.

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>>162163238
[angry spider noises]

>>162163325
Well sorry for worrying about you being too cold. I'm going back to Yozakura at least she's nice about it

>>162163191
>>162163325
dumb spider

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>>162163481
[apologetic spider noises]

>>162163564
Too bad, he's already left.

>>162163564
Have you calmed down?

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>>162163191
Oh, goodness, a spider yoma in Wal-mart.

Better crush it!

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>>162163481
She's a yukionna, she resist Ice naturally. That heat's more dangerous to her

>>162163867
How does one crush the main character?

>>162164094
Very carefully.

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>>162164094
very easily

Yumi has always played like shit

>>162164094
The same way Asuka's been crushed for years now.

>>162164150
>>162164203
*nips suddenly appeared and act as her meat shields*

>>162162324
I want to eat fancy meat, took a bite, spit it out, stomp the meat after pissing on it and burn the restaurant in front of her.

>>162164453
It's pretty dumb how you'd be willing do go to jail just to spite Yomi.

I have a really bad headache /skg/ please give me some Ryoubi to distract me from the pain

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What will kill SK franchise?

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>>162164790

>>162164936
Nothing
PBS just saved it

>>162164790
No.
Baka inu.

>>162164936
Dropping it's speed under 50.

You know what's funny? Not Homura.

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>>162165321
If you don't love meta humor that's supposed to be bad because that's the joke then you don't deserve any cuties in your life.

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Why is Miyabi so shy?

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>>162164790

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>>162165623
Withdrawn social life due to focusing on her studies too much and basically had no friends except for Imu until SV.

She's confident when she's all business because that's all she learned, in casual/personal/intimate situations she has no idea what the hell to do, she has all the social skills of a 13 year old boy in jnr. high school trying to figure out how to ask girls out on his own. In SV she even did that thing really nervous people do where she's too hesitant to call someone her friend so she calls everyone her comrads as if that makes her seem like any less of a loser.

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A Canadian, a Russian and an American walk into a restaurant. Waitress Homu turns to them, takes one look, and says, "What is this - some kind of joke?"

>>162166267
A Canadian, a Russian and an American walk out of a restaurant. Waitress Homu gets called to the office by her boss.

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>>162166047
Damn, that hit pretty close to home for me.

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>>162164790
smol deer

>>162166760
dose r sum beeg ears for such a smol deer

>>162164936
OOOOH I KNOW I KNOW

YUMI. No wait. THE VERSUS SERIES. No no that's not it. JAPAN

>>162165476
S-stop looking at me. I was only half-joking.

I have mastered my dry sense of humor, what kind of chance do I have with Homura

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>>162167246
That depends, how big are you?

>>162167246
Zero
Homura doesn't do dry humor

>>162167246
Bless us with one of your humor

>>162165623
Because she's have adjustable titties

>>162167560
6'4

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>>162165623
Because cute and shy seem to go hand in hand.
stupid captcha. Now I'm craving garlic bread

>>162167750
Imagine what fresh hell that must be

To live every day wondering if you'll have a flat chest or gigantic milk jugs tomorrow

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I LOVE Kasumi!!! SO much!!! She's the best!!!!!

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>>162168234
Agreed.

>>162168413
I don't they change that much. In her art they never seem to go lower than a DD-cup.

Plus, there are worse things than fluctuating tiddies.

If your Senran needed to find a job, what would they do.
If your Senran is one of Crimson Squad or Rin, try to find someone else.
If it's Haruka, you lose

I want to put my finger under my Senrans nose right before she sneezes.

>>162169452
I want to make Kumo sneeze while she's peeing

>>162168716
Are fluctuating tiddies real?

>>162170224
Only in anime.

I bet Mirai is really easy to scare. All fucking cats are. And then they jump 5 feet into the air and spin 3 times around for no reason.

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>>162170435

>>162170598

>Mirai sees your dick.gif

Guys I just had the worst day at uni today. I bombed my bio test and I'm so angry I can't think straight. Please tell me your best jokes.

>>162170918
You're not muslim, are you?

>>162170598
>>162170831
My friend has a cat who would eat all the cucumber she can find.

>>162170918
So you can only think gay now?

>>162170918
Your test results!

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>>162171379
>>162171334
>>162170989
You know what's funny? Not you guys.

>>162171627
It is the bantz man!

>>162171627
Hey, I was told to tell my best jokes. It doesn't mean they're good ones.

>>162169308
Probably she would be a street reporter.

>>162171958
Both Anons tried their best, the results however were not good.

>>162170918
I'll tell you a story instead.

This is the story of a bitch ass anon who couldn't sleep, and so he blamed everyone else for trying to help him with his debilitating condition. However, in the end, he managed to go to sleep, and dreamed of being a huge faggot and shoving dozens of phallic objects down his every orifice.

The End.

>>162170989
>>162171334
>>162172694
You guys are mean. I'm never coming here again

>>162172810
D-don't, I love you.

>>162170918
I'll reuse my old joke

>"Hey Kumo, see that mountain over there?"
>"Want to see something even bigger?"

>>162172810
Don't go! Bullying people is how we show our love!

>>162173003
I went in expecting a Todd Howard joke and was severely disappointed

>>162172810
I'll tell you another story.

Once upon a time, an anon was fucking pissed.
Anon had just failed a test and asked for reassurance from the good old skeegs, but instead, everyone started to bully anon.
The anon felt bad and threatened to leave forever, but then the skeegs felt bad to and told the anon to please stay. And anon decided to stay because anon loves the skeegs and the skeegs love anon. And everyone was happy ever after.

Le Fin.

>>162173547
[x] Pet
[x] Pet
[x] Pet
[x] Pet
[x] Pet

>>162173831
I'm gonna have to ask you to stop this indiscriminate petting.

>>162174081
[x] Pet

>>162174081
[x] Tep

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>>162174449
Well, I hope you feel proud. You just killed an innocent man with your reckless petting. What do you have to say for yourselves?

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>>162170831
>"It's so small!"

>>162174976
[x] Pet

>>162174976
An innocent 'man' doesn't let himself to be pet

>>162175073
Look who's talking

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>>162174976
He's dead

*skin cut slice*

"Hey, look what I brought! Fresh meat!"

>>162175073
Like your chest you dumb cat bitch

>>162175219
It was forced petting. He resisted, but it was too late.

>>162175073
I don't think Mirai is one of those senrans like Kafuru who would make fun of a dick and call is small but when she's actually getting fucked by it it's too big for her.

Not like Rin at all

>>162173547
Can I just keep all of them? They all look so cute!

When's Daidouji-senpai

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>>162176079
Mirai loves penis humiliation!

Well, okay, maybe not. I can't decide.

>>162176079
God damn kafuru is cute
I need to marry her

I want to pick up smol snek and put her high up in a tree where she's scared and potentially starts crying for help.

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>>162177223
She just climbed down and now she's looking for her mom to tattle on anon!

What do you do!

>>162177223
Does someone have that crop of tiny Hikage getting scared by Rin in a scary costume from that one manga where all the Senrans are lolis?

>>162177483
Destroy the evidence

>>162177483
Bullshit. Sneks can't climb.

>>162177636
You're right! They do something much scarier!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMs8Cu8PNKM

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>>162177483
Tuck her into bed and give her a little kiss on the forehead~
Nighty night smol snek~

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>>162177570
Don't hurt the tree!

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>>162177843
smol sneks are like rats. They look cute on the outside but they're secretly a plague and need to be taken care of by pest control.

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>>162177780
jesus christ how horrifying

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>>162177932
Smols are an endangered species, it's illegal to remove them from their homes.

>>162177780
I bet this is filmed in Australia

I'm going to make Yagyuu let her hair down.

>>162178257
So you can't adopt a smol?

>>162178657
There's a lot of paperwork involved.

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>>162177501
>[scared cinnabun noises]

I don't believe in smols. They're fairytales, just like hamsters.

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>>162177223

>>162179068
thank you

>>162178310
Southeast Asia actually.
ya galah

Back in my day we called them Chikages.

>>162180402
Get out, gramps.

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>>162179531
But they watch you sleep~

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>>162180402
Chikage are a breed of smol

>>162180476
Fuck you you entitled little shit, I fought in the waifu wars before your waifu was even a gleam in her daddy's eye.

>>162180535
I want to flick it on the head to see how it reacts

>>162180535
Yeah right. What are you gonna tell me next? That platypuses are real?

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>>162180174
Straya is southeast Asia tho

Grabbing a handful of Smols and having a smolball war with you bros.

>>162180792
I'm going to pick her up.

>>162181334
Delete this, little senrans are for love and care

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Smol happy edgeloard

>>162181595
>"go long bro!"
>a Chirai flies through the air
>"AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa..."
>misses and hits the ground.

>>162181798
I'll report you

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>>162181798
del

>>162181719
Smolyabi is enjoying a fried egg donburi.

>>162181908
>>162181909
She's ok guys, she just needs an eyepatch for real now.

>>162173547
[x] Paizuri
[x] Paizuri
[x] Paizuri
[x] Paizuri
[x] Paizuri

>>162182482
I want to make Yomi lose some fucking weight

>>162182482
I want to fuck thin but curvy Yomi in her thin but curvy pussy.

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>>162182586
I'm going to wrap my arms all the way around her big fat belly and tell her that everything soft on her body belongs to me and it isn't allowed to go anywhere!

where can I buy an authentic cheogasm online that isn't made of cheap cotton?

>>162182880
Forget that, where do you buy those h-doujin thongs that don't cover the anus

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I want to lick Hikage's finely toned stomache.

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How is it?

>>162182880
Nowhere

>>162183181
It's bretty good.

>>162183181
It has a crab in it

>>162183181
I heard it was shit

>still no vanilla bellypat doujin with fat yomi

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>>162183541
How could a game with a crab in it could possibly be shit? Look at SK, it successful as tits.

>>162183674
And none of that success is thanks to crab.

I wonder how much money they've wasted thus far on hiring KitaEri over and over.

>>162183674
Just because crab is in it doesn't make it a good game.

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>>162183662
And there never will be.

>>162183674

It's a crappy version of Arcana Hearts. On top of that, the online died in a week or so on consoles, so don't expect the PC version to be alive. To get a better understanding of how dead that is, look at Arcana Heart 3 on PC:

https://steamdb.info/app/370460/graphs/

>4 players online
>peak is 16 players

>>162184213
Fuck Arcana Heart nigga

>>162184293
Fine! When SK is dead, don't go crying to me and ask me to be your friend.>>162184293

>>162184549
SK will never die. Wait until we get VR

>>162183838
This reminds me the time Gordon Ramsey bitching about how his food has too much crab. That man is impossible to please.

>>162185154
"IT'S FUCKIN' RAW."

-Gordon Ramsey