/twg/ - Total War General

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>Gobbo archers

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First for disdain

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3rd for Based Alaric

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>>162082987
>CA introduces Waifus
>no marriage mechanic in place

Literally unplayable

>In AD 60 the Roman general Gaius Suetonius Paulinus, determined to break the power of the druids, attacked the island using his amphibious Batavian contingent as a surprise vanguard assault and then destroying the shrine and the nemetons (sacred groves). News of Boudica's revolt reached him just after his victory, causing him to withdraw his army before consolidating his conquest. The island was finally brought into the Roman Empire by Gnaeus Julius Agricola, the Roman governor of Britain, in AD 78.

>>162083236
Ulric?

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4th for Skaven

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nth for bike and shit

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>>162083185

Best DLC to get for Warhammer? Heard bad things about Beastmen, no idea about anything else.

>>162083319
>ywn experience TRUE politics by playing the marriage game while fighting wars
0/10, worst in the series

Asking for >>162078801 again
Anyone know of good early Americas/16th century colonialism mods for Med2 or Empire for my conquistador fetish?

>>162083558
grim & grave is fun, but with king & warlord you can play the same race as your friend and team up

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How to fix chaos, alternatively, are there any mods that fix chaos?

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Grimbrindal:
DNJ7J-6KICM-H773E

20% voucher:
GIR7V-69CD2-2Y2DG

>quest tells me to assassinate a character beloning to the vampire race
>last vampire faction is deep down in badlands
this is some van helsing bullshit

>>162083319
Good.

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>>162083743
Thank-ya for the Grimbindal

>>162083728
idk about the campaign experience as a whole but I had a good time with the chaos god specific magic lores and marks of chaos

>>162083743
are those ikea rats?

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Have you removed Ikkos today?

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>historical fags talking shit about warhammer

>>162083558
Have you played the base game?
Chaos Warriors -> hordes done wrong
Beastmen -> hordes done right + minicampaign no one wanted and no one likes, overpriced
Wood Elves -> ?
Blood&Gore -> A fucking scam, but mandatory so battles don't look retarded

if you like any vanilla faction, I'd strongly recommend their lord DLC (Grim&Grave for Empire and Vampire counts, and King&Warlord for Dwarfs and Greenskins)

>>162084138
Thank you my friend

>>162083319
We aren't Fire Emblem faggots.

>>162083558
Grim and grave, king and warlord are good. Chaos and Beastmen are terribly overpriced.

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>>162084003
DELET

Ikko is religion of peace

>>162084289
Guess I'll get the Grim and the Grave then since I intend to do an Empire run first. I got the Woodelves one too just because from what I've seen it looks worth it.

>>162084456
>>162083676
Not the same anon, but why is grim & grave good? Seemed to me a volkmar or whatshisname campaign wouldn't be majorly different from a normal empire or vamp campaign, so I didn't get it.

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Are the chariots useful in the game?

>>162084775
They all get buffed in tomorrow's patch, so we don't really know how they'll perform.

>>162084775
they are getting buffed tomorrow

they currently are decent, but require too much babysitting to make them worth

>>162084775
Tomorrow's patch makes them so much stronger. Expect them to be a part of army builds from now on for players good with micro.

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>DLC releases JUST BEFORE FINALS

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I want to be dominated by a best elf!

>>162085050
So it's something to look forward to when you finish. What's the problem?

Why are your finals in December anyway.

>>162085203
The semester began September 1st.

>>162084962
>>162085013
>Chariots
>Buffed
Just fuck my Dorfs up senpai

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>>162085050
>Falling for the college meme in the first place

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>in Empire TW every unit had an officer, banner carrier and musician
>7 years later
>in TW:WH the Empire's infantry has neither of them

>>162085450
Those cost extra in the tabletop game, not kidding. Perhaps CA will offer that upgrade in some FLC, or modswillfixit

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>>162084498

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Ogre Kingdoms when?

>>162085450
I would really like them for the empire. Other factions, not so much.

>>162083467
Poland?

>>162085615

>That fucking rope-hook thingy

How in the name of fuck are you supposed to transport this model anywhere without that shit breaking off?

Any video tutorials/walkthroughs one would recommend for shogun 2

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>>162085450

never ever

>>162085751
Modern GW plastics are actually surprisingly durable. There are far flimsier parts, like radio antennas, that last just fine. You just need to be careful and not drop shit.

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>>162083170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JWTaaS7LdU
>>162085782
Now that's a classic meme

>>162085782
Hoveldorf meme comeback?

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Are your bodies ready for tomorrow?

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>>162085050
>DLC releases on the day of Cal 2 final

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>final god in the research tree

Bloody Handed Khaine confirmed best god in the Warhammer Setting

>>162085393
>>Falling for the college meme in the first place
I'd say it depends on what you go into.

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>>162085782

>>162086401
yo. dats a nice window

>>162085915
>bad lords
stop it with your fucking meme based on misunderstanding of the game. You can play the game on easy or you can play the game on hard. NOOB

>>162086401
>Papa, I'm home.

>>162086791
??????????
I know this is a shitpost but I dont want any newfriends to get confused,
Kemmler and gelt are the worst two lords in the game
Azhag is decent but his starting units are shit and it takes forever to get Skullmuncha

>>162086791

Unless you also play the game with one hand while blindfolded you can shut your fucking gob

>>162086091
God damn I need an elf waifu in my life

>>162086897
Again, they're intentionally "bad" so that players who are looking for a challenge can play them. If you dont have the skill then dont play the harder heroes.

>>162087070

They are bad for the wrong reasons.

Because lore of metal is nothing like tabletop and trash and Kemmler has nothing of his unique tabletop mechanics, being just another master necromancer

>>162087070
ebin troll eggs dee

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>>162087070
>intentionally "bad"

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>>162087070
>that entire post

>>162087320
>>162087348
>>162087394
Go play easy heroes then, leave the hard ones to the pros and stop whining

>>162087478
haha lell ebin trollz XFDDD

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>>162087320
>every hero must be easy to play so that I can experience them all
ah, the selfishness of the casual. You ruined mmo's and now you're here to ruin Total War arent you?

>>162087674
>>162087478

This shit had better be bait

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>>162084498
>>162085571
>tfw I considered applying to CA in a weak moment just to be able to hit on Grace

according to steam welfs dont unlock until 7pm CET tomorrow

that's bullshit tbqh

Seems like CA nerfed eternal guard, they used to have 60 armor in the early streams now they have 40

Which is weird since they seem well armored

>>162087478
>Hattori players.txt

>>162087674

lel eggs dee u r liek<c trollinz ebik win stylezz looolllll hahshahhh XDXDDD

>>162087783

no shit it's bait
pretty weak at that

>releases dec 8th
>check the store releases in 23 hours

why aren't games just releasing at 12 again?

>>162087914

>no shit it's bait

I mean, I've met actual people in actual real life who believe basically the same exact kind of shit.

>>162087674
rofl believe what you want, I'm tabbing back in to the game to play my kemmler playthrough

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>>162087862
>unit is shit
>make it worse
epik.
thanks CA.
CA seems to hate elves

>>162087851
that it is senpai

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>>162082987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXWWzb-DmDk

>>162087851

>19:00 CET is basically exactly when I'll be home from work
>/twg/ won't get to outmeme me

Best feeling

>>162087862
eternal guard was too powerful, getting your only melee core shat on by goblins is entirely justified.

>>162088243

>"Only melee core"
>Dryads don't exist because ???

>>162087783
>>162087914
Not him but
>You disagree with me so therefore you must be a troll.
Calling people troll does not really get your point across, lads.

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A minor noble he may be...

>>162084138
>you have to be a historical fag to criticize bad design and lazy devs

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>>162086969
It'll happen one day, anon

should I bother with knights of the blazing sun?

>>162088156

>Best feeling

>Will take 30 mins-1 hour to download
>Will take 1-2 hours to unpack with CA's shit update system
>Will be to tired to even keep your eyes open because wageslave
>Will have to get up the next morning and go to work because filthy heretic that doesn't believe in the one true faith so no holidays

Enjoy

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>>162084138
It's what Alexander would do, my friend.

>>162088320
The point is there isn't an actual reason to argue with said person because they're so obviously trolling, senpai

>>162083651
So I should just play vanilla America campaign again?

>>162088524

Jokes on you, I have Friday off because I had a weekend shift last week, I can stay up and play all night

Also

>>Will take 30 mins-1 hour to download

What kind of fucking third world internet connection do you have?

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>>162088621
Probably, it's the best 16th century TW experience out there.
Maybe there's some mod out there with a late-era campaign.

>>162085782
>tfw you will never be Bretonian peasant owning a prestigious real estate and always feeling safe because your lord and his knights watch tiressly over you

>>162088524
>>Will be to tired to even keep your eyes open because wageslave
what? you work in construction or something?

>>162088570
Right, honestly at this point I feel more inclined to agree with him as oppose to you

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>>162088650
>What kind of fucking third world internet connection do you have?

Italian

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>>162088570
You could try this one.
Latest start is 1320 but I guess gunpowder units shouldn't be too far away in M2 techwise.

http://totalwar.honga.net/faction.php?v=ltc&p=A_LATE_CAMPAIGN&f=england

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>>162088816
Well you're retarded, then

>>162088950
you do contract work?

>>162087882
Aren't Hattori a super stealth faction? I played a campaign as them and thought they were fun.

>>162089275
>retard!
>troll!
Excellent debate skills my man, kys yourself.

>>162086091
I've been constantly hyped for the last three weeks but now I'm deathly afraid of them being garbage.

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BRAVE ROMANS TO A MAN

>>162089383
>>162089275
>Wasting 30 minutes arguing over whether or not someone is trolling.
I bet you let your infantry follow marauder horsemen, too.

>>162089345
Kinda bad faction though. Tokugawa would be worse if they didn't get mounted gunners

>>162089538
PROUD ROMANS ALL

>>162088950

>Italian

Condolences mate, it can't be easy.

>>162084681
I didnt buy it either
Volkmar and that other dude seem garbage, and VC only gets shitty cart units

>>162089538
>still no campaign
>have to download from shit workshop

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>>162084138
Prince of Macedon is such an unlikable faggot. I still remember like 5 years ago I criticized him in a replay for doing something in a battle and he blocked me from his channel saying something like
>"I didn't do X because of Y. If you were experienced in the game you'd know that. And before you ask, yes you're blocked."

>>162089695
if you don't own the DLC, does the AI still recruit the new units and RORs?
And then, you could get those units by confederating them?

>>162084775
Gorebeast chariots are pretty strong

>>162089814
They do. Dont know about confederating because i dont use faction unlocker

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>>162089651
JUPITER GIVES US STRENGTH

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>>162089998
DON'T FUCK WITH US

>>162089947
if you play Empire you can confederate other provinces senpai

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>>162090164

>>162083931
Yes

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>>162088123

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>>162089538
>>162089998
Are those units from that mod that hasn't been released yet?

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Why do my battles sometimes stutter even though my FPS is 30+ and i've got a i7.

Unoptimized piece of shit.

>>162090270
Only Empire recruits RoR

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>the current year
>still playing RTW and Rome 2

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>>162090509
It is released actually
at least, in my heart it is ;^(

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Lmaoing at your life

>>162090509
battles only

>>162090661
>VIIII
triggered

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>He is still waiting for Ancient Empire

The Chaos Midgets are going to be released before that comes out

>>162085828
yes, the ingame tutorial

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>>162090845
FUCKING DORFS ON SLAYER OATH WATCH

What's the best total war with guns and shit?

I want to try something different, never touched them.

>>162088079
FLAT

AS

AN

ANVIL

>>162090357
thought they looked familiar

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>>162091380
DORF SCUM

>>162091379
fall of the samurai/napoleon/warhammer

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So what are you going to do once Wood Elves release?

I know what I'm going to do.

>>162091379
Warhammer to be honest.

>>162091379
Anyone that recommends warhammer for guns should be ignored.

>>162088521
considering they shit all over the Reiksguard for exactly the same cost, on top of being fancy as fuck, you are obliged to

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>tfw Warhammer doesn't have any based brown elves

Such a shame

>>162091569
i remember this

>The King’s Glade (Fan-Eltharin: Yn Edryl Koiran) is a vast and awesome clearing, surrounded by great oak trees of immense girth and antiquity. When the Elves first penetrated into the depths of the forest, they decided to hold their councils and rituals here. Over the centuries, Spellweavers created a city among the trees around the King’s Glade. The branches of the great oaks were induced to entwine into walkways and canopies, galleries and vaults. Thus are the buildings and chambers made entirely of living trees, branches and foliage. Beneath the earth, the same methods have been used to create great hollows between the interwoven roots of the trees.
>Although vast, this city is virtually invisible to the untrained eye. It merges into the forest and is easily missed by idle traveller and foe alike - much of it is either above his head or beneath his feet. Furthermore, the King's Glade is disguised by magic. An intruder in the forest can thus remain hardly aware of what is all around him and ignorant that he is being watched by Elven eyes. This is assuming he ever finds it at all. Most strangers wander aimlessly for miles until they mysteriously emerge out of the forest again.
I like how CA didn't try at all to recreate the forest feel of Athel Loren, and even had the oak of ages be a tiny fraction of the size of beastpath trees

>>162089814
Yes, they get all new units

And yes, apparently, if you confederate them, you keep their DLC units, can't confrim since I'm a good goy, do not tell CA

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>>162091380
Butts > Tits

This is known, Imperator

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>>162085050
>mfw QFT III final next week

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>>162091379
Napoleon or Shogun 2
Guns in Warhammer are shit

>>162091569
>Prone Boning

Best Position

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>>162091958
You forget the golden rule however Doctor


Legs > Butts >Tits

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Grimbrindal:
CEKKI-F546A-M68ZZ

20% Voucher:
IAIT8-4BJL4-ZQE2I

>>162083323
what island?

>>162091379

Fall of the Samurai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj3-VkbRSKQ

>tfw 5 years ago

>>162092161
Damn already used

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>>162092161
Grombrindal:
L9MC2-Y9AW4-CQI4W

20% Voucher:
VPAD4-RGLWV-2PYQN

>>162087843
why wouldn't you?

>>162092161
Thanks anon, time to kill urks

>>162089814
I have gotten the rangers and the bolt thrower through confederation despite not owning the dlc, however you cannot recruit the units still, but any you have can replenish.

>>162091686
The problem is that by the time you can get them you can probably just get demigryphs.

>>162087851
I've been watching the various people playing it and I'm worried they're going to turn into a bretonnia faction where you just bring an LL and a couple heroes with buffs, a bunch of spears, and mass bow spam because everything else is garbage. Eagles seem to be way too weak and having to land so they can attack instead of strafing is retarded.

>>162090845
Anyone got the cry wojack dwarf?

>>162092363
Thanks for the code anon

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20% Voucher
AQG2D-0XAE7-8IE23

>>162092374
Because I live in another country, and although I'm qualified it sucks to work with vidya.

>>162091686
like this guy said
>>162092464
I dont see the point of shilling 16k just to get a better reiksguard, especially when its so high up in the building ladder

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>>162092363
Grombrindal:
R54QT-T4HRW-WPW0M

20% Voucher:
5QPPY-D6FEK-0BFWZ

Last one, dawi

>>162092169
Ynys Mon, called Anglesey nowadays.

>>162092656
Thanks for the Grombimbo based dawi friend

>>162085050
>DLC releases JUST AFTER ESSAY DEADLINE
feelsgoodman

>>162085859
how modern are we talking, cos i always lost my antennae and periscopes and shit

>>162092937

>200 word essay due on the 10th

FUCK

>>162093318
>complaining about 200 words
get out

>>162093318
>200 words

That's nothing m8

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ONE MORE DAY

>>162093464
>being this new

>>162093318
meme
>>162093464
>>162093469
meme

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>>162093318
>200 words

That better be a typo mate.

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>>162093318

>50 word essay due in 2 hours

>>162093474
>unlocks at 8pm for me
Fucking bullshit

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>>162093464
>>162093469

>>162092653
I think its telling of the fact that CA hasn't put very much thought into the game which causes resentment. I just feel that there are so many little problems or lack of features that on their own nobody would care about but because there are so god damn many it ends up leaving you with mixed feelings. Like the game isn't outright bad, but stupid shit like the tiering of units in the building trees is all kinds of fucked up. Then there's the fact that the majority of units are useless and there's no restriction at all for recruiting other than money which is incredibly easy to get. It just feels really shallow and easy I guess because they're trying to cram so much into the game without stopping to work on the core of it.

I really hope that this is just a basic foundation and the 2 major expansions each massively overhaul certain parts of the game. I'd be willing to forgive CA if they had long term ambitions to really make warhammer the best TW to date. And I really do hope that its going to take so long because of keeping shareholders happy. If there's one thing I've learned is that shareholders are almost entirely massive fucking retards that have no idea what they're doing and dump everything into one basket so they can't take any risks.

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>>162093564
>Seven word essay due in one hour

>>162093318
>2 sentence essay do in 10 min
FUCK FUCK

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When the hell are the wood elves going to be playable?

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>>162093474
>unlocks in the middle of my calc 3 final
I am going to play this fucking game until my eyes bleed and my fingers split, and then I'm going to keep playing. I've waited too long for this shit.

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>>162093790
>have a 12 rune long grudge to write in the book by tonight

>>162094136
easy just make a grudge about having to write a grudge

>>162094069
4 o'clock GMT tomorrow evening.

>>162094237
That's a grudge

>>162094069
6pm britbong time
you could just check the steam store page

>>162094070
>calc 3 final
by the gods

>>162092735
lel nice coincidence, I can see it from my room

>>162094070
>mfw I'm just in pre calculus and feel so fucking stupid because of how bad it's kicking my ass

How do you do it anon

>>162093697
Now you know what the Total War community has gone through twice with appealing to a larger audience. Too bad the classic communities like the org are pretty much dead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhqeNUFCyI0
Medieval Kingdoms when?

>>162093847
>3 word essay due after heat death of the universe
I'm not cut out for university

>>162094410
Don't ever drink coffee, it pollutes the mind. Drink water only except on special occasions, work out after classes are done for the day. Eat a good breakfast (bagel, banana, and orange juice for me) and cut down heavily on sugar. That'll get you in the right mindset for college.

Calc 3 is NOT hard if you like to draw shapes. Calc 1 is "hard" in the sense of introduction to a foreign topic. Calc 2 is only hard if you have a shit teacher (luckily I had a good one and aced the class). Basically just don't play on your phone in class, take notes during lecture and just do the fucking homework. It's not hard to shut off vidya and withhold some time with friends to get your homework done. Spend that hour between classes reviewing notes or doing homework instead of chilling unless you need to eat, then do that.

>>162095029
m8 you can bash that out in a couple of millennia easy

>>162086401
But her husband was on his hands and knees groping wildly on the floor in search of the paw. If he could only find it before the thing outside got in. A perfect fusillade of knocks reverberated through the house, and he heard the scraping of a chair as his wife put it down in the passage against the door. He heard the creaking of the bolt as it came slowly back, and at the same moment he found the monkey's paw, and frantically breathed his third and last wish.

The knocking ceased suddenly, although the echoes of it were still in the house. He heard the chair drawn back and the door opened. A cold wind rushed up the staircase, and a long loud wail of disappointment and misery from his wife gave him courage to run down to her side, and then to the gate beyond. The street lamp flickering opposite shone on a quiet and deserted road.

>>162095064
>Calc 2 is only hard if you have a shit teacher
what do you do if you have a shit teacher then?
>just do the fucking homework
you mean the stuff for grades or the book also?

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>>162095064
>It's not hard to shut off vidya and withhold some time with friends to get your homework done.
y-yeah

Holy shit raise dead only costs 2 magic now and has 7 charges

>>162095581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US9Moa3upTY

>>162095581
I wish the smoke and mirrors spell wasn't a mapwide passive, would have been fun to make zombies go sanic speed.

>>162095581
>2 magic
It finally has a cost appropriate to the strength of the spell? Cool beans.
This might actually make taking multiple necromancers worth it as well to get multiple units up at once

>>162091569

>tfw just remembered the time when anon fell in love with another anon
>or that time when anon scared a ghost with his futa

Good times, fun times.
Sadly, my pc is now in the living room so no more hentai games for me. ;_;

>>162089757

maybe you're the actual faggot for remembering and caring about something so petty that happened 5 years ago

>>162095581

Is the secret to making magic good turning down casting costs so you can spam the shit out of it?

>>162095541

Stop masturbating

>>162095064
Nigger coffee is the main reason why I passed Orgo and Biochemistry

>>162095487
If your teacher gives you homework, do it and understand it. I only use WolframAlpha if I don't get something and only then do I use it to find an answer that I can aim my calculations toward. But the software has its limits so don't expect to rely on it in a pinch.

If you have a shit teacher, you need to go out of your way to learn the material alone. I know it sounds hard on paper but it really isn't. Get a couple buddies together, find a quiet room in a building and order a pizza, slam out tons of problems on the whiteboards together. Either that or work problems from the book and check your answers with the key in the back. There's also office hours and typically colleges have tutors on campus. Don't be afraid or too prideful to seek out either of them, they'll help you regardless of how stupid you think your question is.

Also, if you're the precalc guy, learn the unit circle. There's a great hand trick you can use to remember the basic angles.

>>162096316

Fuck you, you can't make me!

>>162095619
I'm so pissed that CA took down the warhammer music from youtube. I loved the vampire ambient music but now I can't find it.

>>162096276
That would probably be a start, a lot of the spells simply aren't worth the magic cost but if they cost a piddly amount of winds then they might be fine even if it's minor shit like +30 armour
Damage spells still need to be fixed, however

>>162095064
>putting eating before grades
Enjoy those Cs fatty

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>>162090164
Nice reference

>>162096474
Not even sure if it was them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJhYB_OWCQ8

This one has been there forever. Feels like nobody has bothered with uploading new ones.

What's the best start in Medieval 1?

>>162084775
>chaos has chariots pulled by monsters and ridden by huge armored badasses
>elves have chariots pulled by unbarded horses and ridden by a faggot with a spear and bow

That particular unit probably won't be worth it.

>>162096667
Peaches Lamb had really high quality uploads and does a much better job than that guy and game em pretty decent names. Probably why they got taken down. At least he's re-uploading the attila soundtrack.

>>162096462

I'm serious, I was a NEET until 26 because I masturbated every day.

It saps your strength and will to do things, workout? Nope masturbate, do college assignments? Nope masturbate, look for a job? Nope masturbate.

It's escapism, similar to videogames, but much worse.

>>162096764
>muh elvish agility
wait for them to be the best chariots in the game

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xrYVha-Fws

Man, Morghur is so cool and unique. CA seriously needs to revisit some of the early LL. What's Karl Franz gimmick? Being slightly better Empire General?

>>162096667
I'd upload them but I have no idea how to access or play the audio files.

>>162096807

>All the reward of actually doing something with none of the intellectual or physical effort

Sounds like a pretty winning proposition to me.

>>162096918
His gimmick is being one of the strongest combat lords in the game when on deathclaw

>>162096807
It's true, since I stopped I've found I've had much more energy inside.

What I like to do is set out a schedule on Microsoft Outlook (It was a gift, but there are free options out there) for each day. Try to have a planning session every weekend where you write down your thoughts/tasks you need to do, organise your needs and try to work out a time for everything.

>>162096807
Nofap is a meme tho. Noporn is real. Just space out your faps like one every other day or one every two days and you'll be fine. Every day or more than once a day is cause for concern.

>>162096276
>>162096501
Well the new shadow damage spells do a shit ton of damage and don't move randomly like other vortexes. I don't know why they don't make fire/celestial/metal not shit

Fairly competent people showcasing new stuff in MP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exxAc24AUi4

>>162097048
>potion of thoughness exist

lmaoing @ your life Karl

>>162084138
Daily reminder that Heir of carthage sexed up Prince of Macedons girlfriend.

What the fuck Orion's voice is not what I expected from an elf

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Absolute madman

>>162096442
alright. That's some good advice there anon. I'll give it a go next semester if I end up failing Cal 2 this time around and need to take it again next semester.
Still kinda miffed that I need this to go into Computer Science but whatever.

>>162096918

>Minotaurs cost 40% more to upkeep

That's a fucking great idea

Incentivises you to not just make your armies 50% minotaurs.

What exactly is the point of waywatchers?

Like, they can fire 360 on the move...cool, what's any different from horse archers? Especially considering the fact they also have reduced size.

>>162083319
>They're barefoot

HNNnNnNnnGggGg

>>162097459
is this a mod?

>>162097459

>Bretonnia controls The Moot

WOT DA ZOG?

>>162097614
They do a lot more damage than other units that can 360 fire on the move, but they don't seem worth it compared to just having more archers

>>162097334
>Macedon walks in to see Heir plowing his girl
>"What the crap's going on, Macey?"

>>162097614
Not much by the looks of it. They should buff their melee stats up to high tier infantry level to make them at least somewhat valuable.

>>162097558
But they're the most satisfying unit in the game.

Morghur can only be wounded for 1 TURN. What the hell. That's pretty OP.

>>162097996
That's his gimmick

>>162097996

That's his whole thing, he dies and transfers to another beastman

>>162097996
They should've added this effect on Vlad's ring too

>>162098124
>>162098051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xrYVha-Fws

Not only that. He's super OP besides. 75 percent resit to magic, and regen hit points. His abilities seem broken as well.

>>162087478
"Hard" should mean a significant learning curve, not gimped and useless.

>>162097991

desu I think that Minotaurs being amazing to the point of other units barely being worth using makes their campaign a bit boring

Like, there's cookie-cutter armies, and then there's "The best stack for this faction literally has 10-12 of a single unit"

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>>162097996
POO POO
PEE PEE
YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET RID OF ME?

DLC unlocks 4pm GMT not 7pm CET

>>162096716
I wound recommend not starting with the expansion unless you like getting raped by huscarls. Early period is good for getting a grip on the basic mechanics and High period if you want to start with a wide variety of units right off the bat. No matter what start you pick there will still be an early game period of making alliances, building economy, and dealing with rebels.

>>162098340

You're not listening to Darren are you?

>>162091380
Yeah and her heart is warm as a forge
Waifu dlc when

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>>162097685
I didn't want to see it fall back into vampire hands
I'll stop blobbing eastwards now though

I sorta wish I could sell Stirland and Reikland to Karl Franz

>>162097647
If you mean Marius' looks, it's from http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=779295274
Definitely my favourite cosmetic mod

Have they released a changelog for tomorrow's balance update?

Also like how the Forest Spirits are basically their own faction since Durthu doesn't like elves.

>>162098225
Lol buddy
Heres how you should play the game
>you buy it
>play an easy hero and easy faction on the first playthrough
>harder settings the next playthrough
and so on.

People on here start out with Azhag the Slaughterer and then complain about it, they're noobs and should be treated as such.

>>162098209

If he's a caster he's still shit

To be fair, all legendary casters should have similar borken abilities to compensate for being a complete pushover in melee

>>162098424

Grace said so

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>>162098484
sauce

>>162098209
with 15 armor things like wardancers or forsaken should shred him to pieces

>>162098484
He can instantly explode a unit if there under 20 percent health, and summon a Chaos spawn from it, BESIDES, being able to summon two regularly.

He's complexly broken.

>>162098591
>bulge

>>162098484

>If he's a caster he's still shit

He's not

Also that's wrong, if he could cast spells ON TOP of all the shit he already does he'd be some fucking broken it would defy all logic.

>>162098484
He can literally turn a 20% life giant or dragon into friendly chaos spawn, he's not shit

Also he's not a caster since he doesn't use winds of magic

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>tfw these are all dudes

Why CA, why not go the extra step and make mixed units.

>>162098720
He's DLC what do you expect?

Inb4 next expansion all the new lords are are just Kremmler

>>162098753
That's just a delicious fat pussy anon.

>>162098209
i bet this guy is german
what a disgusting accent

>>162098591
>>162098720
>>162098823
>>162098831


I wish these single player champions would stop talking about shit they have no idea about.

Morghor looks good at best, this game will still be dominated by melee lords

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>>162098886
Why would they?

>>162098472
here you go Slowpoke
http://wiki.totalwar.com/w/Total_War_WARHAMMER_Update_5

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What Chaos unit weighs that heavy in the auto-resolve? Surely trolls can't be that good

>>162098886
Not enough cultural enrichment for me. At least there isn't some prick online making a big fuss about the "degrading position" of a woman riding side-saddle.

>>162096918

>giving an LL a fucking NEGATIVE when people like Vlad exists
Fuck CA

>>162084775
High Elves are about as relevant as America was during the World Wars

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>>162099063
From what I remember they give an pretty big advantage to the side with the higher level lord.

Isn't Wuzzarg a caster, and he's considered top tier in multiplayer?

>>162099249

It's on plebbit

https://www.reddit.com/r/totalwar/comments/5h21of/according_to_steam_wood_elfs_unlock_at_7pm_cet/

>>162099010

>"Muh multiplayer"

What's worse is that you obviously don't have a fucking clue what you're talking about when it comes to Multiplayer

Beastmen don't need a really powerful melee lord, that's what fucking Gorebulls are for, Gorebulls do far more for their price in terms of melee performance than Khazrak or a Beastlord.

>>162099010
Morghur isn't a caster you autist. And anyway they're nerfing potions. If you don't understand how instant killing units at 20% life is good in multiplayer on top of summoning 4 chaos spawn a battle you're shit.

>>162099381
He got nerfed this patch, and he's only good because he has an item that stops people from moving and does damage, which people use to snipe other lords

>>162099584
Shouldn't that be "getting nerfed next patch" aka- tomorrow

>>162099497
>>162099513


>Beastmen don't need a really powerful melee lord

Jesus christ please just stop talking about shit you have no clue about I'm getting second hand embarassment

>>162099850
In my mind wood elves are already released

>>162099926

>"I literally haven't played Beastmen in multiplayer or even watched someone else play them"

t. Literally you

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>all these SP champs talking like they know shit about MP

>>162100047
>Playing Multicancer

>>162100047

It's fucking embarassing

>>162100104
At least you admit you're clueless

>>162100216
I am because I refuse to play self-castration modes

>>162099926
Lmao how are you this retarded? He IS a melee lord.

I guarantee that every single beastmen player will be using Morghur in multiplayer.

>>162100216
>>162100112
>>162100047
what do VC usually bring? just Vampire lord, Ghoul King, or Vlad?

>>162100345

>15 armor
>Stuck on foot
>400 damage with no AP

The only thing that saves him from trash tier is the 20% thing, he's good AT BEST, a lord on a faction that desperately needs it alive being trash in melee with no armor,lol.

It's so fucking easy to counter it's not even funny, the game will still be dominated by flying melee lords, and by people who actually know what the fuck they're talking about.

>>162100047
>>162100112
>>162100216
is malagour good?

>>162100047
>>162100112

>Samefagging this hard
>Reusing jokes
>Avoiding actually arguing with the people calling you out for being a retard

This is pretty fucking pathetic

>>162100456

Vampire lord, ghoul king or Mannfred.

Vlad is stuck on foot so no one brings him, foot lords are easy to chase down and knocked back so they are extremely vulnerable, Vlad is at least somewhat tanky and can regen a lot of health with his item but he's still inferior to other mounted choices.

Unless you enjoy getting buttraped by 3 paladins/captains on flying ponies following you around until you die.

>>162100593

No get Khazrak on chariot or beast lord on chariot.

>>162099195
But anon, his daughter can't look up to that generic hero as a role model if she is riding her horse with a different orientation than everybody else. Think of all the little girls playing Total Warhammer that are having their experience ruined.

Isnt the multiplayer part of the playerbase less then ten percent?

>>162100787
>Mannfred
he's melee?

>>162100787

>No get Khazrak on chariot or beast lord on chariot.

Fucking lmao

Like, you do know that the chariot makes them MORE vulnerable to getting fucked in the ass by flyers, right?

Larger hitbox = Bad

>>162101073

He's slightly better than a vampire lord in melee, but not by much.

You pay more for the chance of bringing spirit leech and doom and darkness from lore of death

>>162100704

>I got btfo c-c-clearly he was a samefag!

lmao, you're beyond pathetic

>>162093464
>>162093469
NEW

>>162101195

>Single player hero giving me advice on MP

LOL, ok buddy, you keep talking about shit you have no clue about.

>>162101195
but atleast he doesnt get knocked down by every single hero charging him and can defend himself

>>162101373
>gets caught samefagging
>tries to mask it by changing one word of his copy paste reply

>>162101223
>You pay more for the chance of bringing spirit leech and doom and darkness from lore of death
>the chance
theirs a chance the game won't load spells?

also do people just not play dwarfs and beastmen in multiplayer?

>>162101386

The knockdown is literally what saves you from getting killed instantly by flying charges because it makes it really hard for all the charges to connect simultaneously.

Being on foot also means you can far more effectively stick him in a blob of cheap spears which is the only way to actually tie down and get some hits in on flying heroes.

>>162100547
don't most beast men have little to no armor?

>>162101607

>also do people just not play dwarfs and beastmen in multiplayer?

You might see dwarfs but beastmen are pretty bad

>people caring about multiplayer when it is so poorly handled
while bretonnia exists on its current state and the whole forced draw+drop hack is not fixed multiplayer will continue to be a meme

>>162092098
jesus, easy to see how guns changed warfare

>>162100047
>total war multiplayer
WEW

>>162101849
It's still fun

>>162101843

Khazrak has 100 my dude.

>>162101849
>draw+drop hack
What's this?

>>162092120
I hope you have sauce for this
all i could find were japanese tumblrs

Is it just me or is combat in Attila faster than other titles? It seems like line units tend to break and lose men faster than ever.

>>162102020
>start to lose
>alt f4
>DRAW
or
>start to lose
>use program to drop opponent internet
>WIN

>>162102217

Early tiers are like that because of low morale on units.

>>162097864
>this is not what Alexander would have done my friends

>>162084628
>>162084289
Something to note about Chaos Warriors is that they have cooler units and lords than the Beastmemes

Also I'm pretty sure one of the main reasons Chaos is considered worse than Beastmen comes down to the fact Beastmen start with two hordes rather than one. The fact you have two growing concurrently allows you to spec into different kinds of units and spawn additional hordes faster.

And of course there's the retarded attrition mechanic for Chaos.

>>162102993

>Something to note about Chaos Warriors is that they have cooler units and lords than the Beastmemes


Meh, Minotaurs are the coolest unit in the game animations wise

>>162102993

>Also I'm pretty sure one of the main reasons Chaos is considered worse than Beastmen

When people say Chaos is worse than beastmen they are talking about MP

Chaos in SP blows every other faction out of the water since you can afford armies made of nothing but chosen

>>162102007
>Khazrak has 100 my dude.
welp good thing I didn't all then

>>162103137
Dragon Ogres look pretty damn good tho

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>>162103274
you are an utter retard
chaos and beastmen are pretty equal in multiplayer with a slight edge for chaos

people dont like chaos sp because the campaign fucking sucks and is a fucking chore while beastmeme sp is way more fun and less of a chore