RTZ WILL NEVER WIN ANYTHING edition
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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>STATISTICS
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Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
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Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
FIRST FOR A-GOD
>>162076020
I've never seen a team this tilted before. Why is IG so shit? Why is Burning still trying?
>>162076061
t. 12 year old just discovered 4chan
The WANG Theatre?
The WANK Theatre?
Or the Wang Theatre?
These threads are moving so fast nobody notices I main bristle
>manta octarine alch
jesus christ can this shit fucking meme die already. how fucking retaded can these """""""""pros"""""""" be
>>162076076
that's some shitty hairline
>>162076020
Why is ourtour so cute?
Describe to me the current meta of Dota 2.
>>162076020
Thinking that this man cares about a minor "Major" win when hes already thinking about TI7.
>>162076156
what's your opinion on the item "Silver Edge"?
>>162076161
That's probably the best build he's got rn
>>162076161
>badnaga build against SD
Yeah, is ogre.
Does EG stand a chance against Wings?
Will Americans cry honeypot right after they get dumpstered?
>>162076161
and the absolute shitter did it against fucking SHADOW DEMON LEL
>248 memes early
>>162076183
deathball
> 23 minutes blink dagger no force staff on bat
So this... is the power...
...of drum first bat
>>162076186
he has no say about if he will play or not
fucking BENCHED
is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.
>>162076161
Literally clan_iraq approved
goodbye, IG.v
I NEED to BREED Auroth.
>>162076186
"that man" is a janitor in the AmazonTwitch megacorp building now, not sure why you keep posting him
>octarine on Alchemist in 6.88
WHEN IS MY HUSBANDO SUMAIL GONNA PLAY
>>162076201
He just buys a BKB because it takes off BREAK.
anyone have a link to the leaked patch notes?
>>162076183
That's a fat pupper
>>162076303
>LITERALLY a free Omniknight ulti and BKB for the entire enemy team
What was Icefrog even thinking?
>vp struggling vs the weakest chink team
why are cis teams so bad at non-honeypots?
I hope VP lose just so we can get a game 3
why is she the best competitive dota 2 waifu?
>>162076183
extremely versatile
>>162076394
Not just the weakest chink team but the weakest chink team missing their 4 support and captain from the team.
>>162076378
>its a free kill on one enemy!
>its bunches them up for a second spell!
Literally vacuum is better in every way. garbo hero
>>162076402
how does someone like this literally not just create world peace by fucking everyone?
>>162076352
break isn't purged by magic immunity.
>>162076228
I have it at 65:35 favoring wings. I'd probably favor EG more if they didn't lose to CoL twice.
>BLOW ALL ULTS FOR A WEAVER
?????
>>162076446
It's pretty funny that she's only viable because of ONE item.
>burdening
>the gook who can only farm
>relevant
dotards?
>tobi says fight me
>twitch chat spam PuppeyFace
My sides
>>162076498
she's working on it
>>162076357
http://pastebin.com/uPphgXH6
>>162076515
>Get 600 gold unstoppable streak because QUAD CORE comeback gold
>waste all your shit on a fucking pos 4 weaver
>think youre allowed to push hg now
??
>>162076518
viper was like that too for a long while
>the only way chicks can win is exploiting Shitchemist
nice game, lolbabs
>>162076146
Boch wang
>>162076572
does are Grant have a good penis or a bad penis?
>>162076594
>get utterly destroyed in the next fight
>your gold pinata dies
>>162076563
>using twitch
>having twitch chat open
that's 2 strikes kiddo, one more and you're out
>>162076627
they would have been ok if this luna wasnt fucking shit at using his ult
>>162076646
it's grand
>>162076357
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/161549196/#161556067
>>162076676
>having dota installed
thats a red card
>>162076646
bad penis
>>162076228
why did some photoshop his ears
>>162076676
Twitch is literally 4chan in chat format.
>>162076714
This is actually fucking retarded if true.
This alchemist not using his blademail.
fucking stupid
>>162076725
>not using streamlink with potplayer/mpv/vlc
you confirmed shit.
>>162076725
>implying anybody has it installed
HOW IS VP GOING TO TEMPO CONTROL THEIR WIN CONDITION?
>>162076742
They say hes got a tongue tho
>>162076742
spoiler that shit what the fuck
literally worse than kelly
>>162076787
why does he only listen to coon tunes
http://blog.dota2.com/2016/12/A-look-into-6.89-and-the-future-of-Dota/
WHEN DID THEY RELEASE THESE?
>>162076816
you sure about that?
>Noone
CHOKE
H
O
K
E
paparazi is such a choker
>>162076851
Monkey King Arcana leaked?
>>162076816
Anne over Kelly desu...
>blow Global, Nighttime, and Lasso for an SD
>still want to push
>feed Alch
PURPLE RIGHT NOW
chances that EG can beat VP?
>>162076851
SPOILER THAT SHIT
>>162076816
>worse than kelly
uh, no.
can I close my client after I make the predictions in the dota tv thing?
>>162076851
>>162076923
>>162076968
they're on the same level 2bh
>>162076983
Yes.
>>162076983
yeah as soon as you select your choice in the drop down it's "set" and is safe to exit game/client
>>162076402
why the fuck is sadejene so sexual bros? i got this primal urges of impregnating her just by looking at her pictures
>>162076951
they actually could after watching vp this series
obviously that's if they get through wings
Imagine if Alch didn't build meme items
>>162076878
pasha's choking too
30 mins until best team plays
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2829359016
IGV WON
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2829359016
IGV WON
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2829359016
IGV WON
OH LORD.
>CIS
DOTA 2
>chinese crowd
LMAO NA EVENTS
lmao
>>162077152
oh not this fucking shit again kill yourself
>>162077184
>Chinese crowd
>In Boston
I don't understand
Man this is surprisingly hype.
>NA vs Chinks crowd next game
>>162076476
>>162076378
The attack speed increase needs to be 140 or the target has reduced armour during it. That and everyone caught in it should be slowed when the duration ends
the problem is that it doesnt punish hard enough for it's severe drawbacks.
>>162077219
>>162077229
wow ur so good anon want to become an analyst???????????
>>162077219
STOP
>>162077236
it's all thanks to toby tbqh really no one else can pump up dota quite the same
One thing VP doesn't realize is that Chinese teams fight with unknown ferocity when they know they'll all be put to the firing squad for losing.
>it's a slavshitters throw when it actually matters episode
I hate this episode, why does it keep rerunning?
centaur failing every initiation due to fuckhuge cast point of stun
buffs when
>>162077219
DELET THIS
>VP
>having trouble with a team that has a standin for their 4 and 5
>standin captain
>>162077219
you fuck
THE CITY OF VIRTUS PRO LULULULLULULULULULULL
>noone
HAHAHAHAHAH
>>162077281
>crybaby mad their CIS team is losing
o dis is gud
>>162077219
>>162077307
they know about the win or no food rules
>>162076402
>SUNSFan plows this on a daily basis
>>162077339
what her instagram?
>Weaver with drow support
Trash
>>162077262
>Implying it's chinks cheering and not Americans
This is BAWSTON we're talking about here if any gook or russkie cheers it'll be planet of the vietnam fucking shits inside the wang theatre with Mark Wahlberg himself descending on the stage.
>>162077346
>cuckchemist xDD
>>162077379
>implying when EG get destroyed you won't be screaming honeypot and trying to derail with /pol/shit
oh this is rich
If this team had Mag instead of Pasha VP would be unstoppable.
why is Luna so T H I C C?
>>162077403
more like
>DC players plow this while Sunsfan watches on a daily basis
Explain Dazzle's ult to me. It feels useless.
Hey
Who has Alch given aghs this game?
>>162077403
that's wrong
all of dc does and he allows it because it yields him more money
>>162077478
I'm not an Eg fan
pls man, stop posting, is too good
>>162077273
>>162077282
>>162077339
>>162077347
>>162077384
hey guys post your rare kellys i need to jerk one out real quick before eg plays
>>162077407
https://www.instagram.com/sajedene/?hl=en
>VP
>Actually losing a game against a team with 2 standins
>>162077514
Gives vision. Vision is key.
>>162077478
implying EG honeypots are not a thing.
>>162077514
>range
>low cool down
>not even the highest mana cost spell for Dazzle
Its just a team fight spell. Its not even close to be his best spell though
>>162077379
you're not better than a tripfag
I mean you're citing your own fucking posts you cretin how much attention do you need
>>162077514
its about increasing and decreasing ehp, your 2k mind doesnt get that and only sees raw hp
>>162077493
because she sits on her cat instead of walking around and burning calories
>>162077514
95% of Dazzuh players can't into Weaving 6-7 before you go and do anything and instead spam it on initiation and make a grand total of -3 armor difference before the fight is decided.
>WEAVER AGHS
SO BALANCED HUR DUR
what is the winrate of weaver support
>>162077514
the amount of armor it gives/removes is deceptively high, armor is very important come late game.
it gives vision
low cooldown/mana cost
>those russians in the tobi's background
based
>>162077571
STOP THIS
>>162077696
not that high because multiple teams tried it and faield hard during groupstage
Why is Luna building stats instead of damage against SD? It's like he want to kill himself
>>162077725
huh?
>>162077571
stop this at once
>>162077771
because he uses manta illusions on buildings which wont regenerate life, instead he and every hero can
>sunsfan head is wrapped in these every night
it's not fair bros
>weaver aghs
hardest lasso counter in the history of dota
i think vp might have the lategame with this mechanic going for them
>>162077771
paparazi is a world class choker
>>162077771
>he expects flexibility from chinks
>DROPPING YOUR HURRICANE PIKE AGAINST NAIX AND CENT.
W O W
Is weaver broken?
is it time?
people finally realize that WEAVER AGHS is BROKEN
its been so long since it was added.
>>162077571
here u go anon
>>162077837
Be a successful Jew and you too will have 6/10 women willing to have sex with you.
How are EG supposed to beat them I'm getting worried here NAbros
>>162077927
I've said
since it was added
that it is overpowered item.
but nobody believes until they see it in stream
fuck this gay community
THE RETURN
OF THE AMERICLAPS
WHOOO
CLAP CLAP CLAP
>>162076146
i fucking love that video
>>162077952
she's at least an 8
>>162077996
They don't have to,
It's all about TI7 anon.
>>162077939
Is that a Yoko Ono quote or something?
>>162077939
only qts allowed here mate
pls stop
>what if I skadi myself
that ward bait
kek
>>162078017
At the very least it's not a AWOO.
>>162077514
Armour is damage reduction
having 10 extra armour is roughly taking 33% less damage.
now a situation where both teams are in a teamfight caught in weave.
>>162077927
I always knew it was great its just people wonder if its worth farming that over core items.
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING LOTUS ORBS THIS GAME
>WHERE ARE THE FUCKING LOTUS ORBS THIS GAME
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THIS ALCH WTF
THIS FUCKING GAME
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HOWE DID ALCH LIVE THAT ENTIRE FIGHT
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SLAVA SLAVA SLAVA SLAVA SLAVA
>balanced unkillable farming man
THIS GAME
THIS GAME
THIS GAME
All they had to do was get the bottom ranged rax fuck man
APOLOGIZE
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>>162078319
apologize or be sent to the gulag
What a balanced hero SD is.
>people think VP is going to lose
Is this your first time watching dota?
ching chong ding dong
>>162077379
>>162077346
>>162077357
>>162077368
>>162077163
DELUSIONAL
LITTLE
F
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S
>>162078319
>>162078280
?
OH MY GOD IG HAVE JUST FUCKING THROWN THE GAME.
iG so retarded lmao
>>162078280
>>162078274
>>162078261
>>162078339
>>162078319
>>162078347
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HERO RANGED BARRACKS
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT
WHAT IS HAPPENING
>IG completely win the fight
>completely throw in the next 10 minutes
APOLOGIZE
MY DICK
FUCK CHINESEKEKS WITH THEIR FAGGY ALCHEMIST PICKS
MY DICKKKKKKKKKK
WEW
>Almost win
>Your shitty carry feeds then diebacks
Just like my pubs
>>162078280
>2 minutes of complete and utter non-action
>this qualifies as "action" amongst millenial amerimads
>Chinks manage to throw it
X--D
>ranged rax
Nice senpai
they just had to back wtf?!
buyback fixes when
>VP STILL WINS
TOP KEK
BIGGEST THROW IN DOTA HISTORY
What a fucking game
APOLOGIZE
>>162078280
??????????????????
fuck this retarded single elim bullshit
>No Luna Aghs
>Lose
>>162078280
>le goldface spammer fucks it up again
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>chinks
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>[Deleted]
lmao
>>162078403
I've been gone for a while, what happened to this cuck?
That s4 buyback...
>>162078424
>almost -10k networth
>LIL AGHS WON THE GAME
LIL AGHS WON THE GAME
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APOLOGIZE
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That was a fucking throw
Pure
Fucking
Throw
>Win the game.
>Then THROW IT INSTANTLY
What in the seven hells was that
>Win the game.
>Then THROW IT INSTANTLY
What in the butt was that
>Win the game.
>Then THROW IT INSTANTLY
What in the seven hells was that
>>162078568
Someone tell him about the "Sheever Incident".
>>162078425
THIS PIC
A P O L O G I Z E
>>162078002
>spreading two sentences out to 9 lines
cant fucking wait for Nu-EG to get exposed
NICE game.
VP DAVAI CYKA BLYAT
>>162078405
>>162078413
>>162078439
>>162078484
>>162078501
>>162078504
>vp plays like utter shit vs a bottom two team
>would have 100% lost if igv didn't throw
>"h-h-hehehe they won but s-so doesn't matter!!"
>RUSIKES
>ARE
>THIS
>DESPERATE
>>162078616
fuck off with your shitty forced meme
AMAZING stuff. Subhumans losing to master race. Absolute shocker.
it's like navi doubting magic but works immediately
>>162078485
Yeah I agree. Ig.V just hit another level in the tournament against the possibly best team coming into the major and now they're out with no redemption in a lower bracket. Fucking awful.
>>162078568
sperged out during mafia game
>>162078485
>single elim
>have no real pressure to end the game immediately
>decide to all in push with buybacks down and ranged rax up in two lanes
>complain when you get fucking eliminated like a bitch for your dogshit plays
uh dotards?
>>162078465
In 2009
What a fucking game
I don't care about either team but I'm still a little shaky
>>162076183
the same as the past six fucking months
>Wow They are happy!
>Wow they are smiling
The fuck? They are clearly salty as fuck from those camera shots. Are the casters trying to smooth things over?
>>162078668
jesus christ are you fucking twelve with that cringe shit
>>162078646
yeah vp aren't going to beat wings or eg if they play like that
another honeypot team bites the dust
>>162078485
dont you have a game to prepare for artour?
shhhhh
no need to be upset and delete it
>>162076851
>>162077219
>>162077571
>>162077939
>>162078646
You are such a faggot, every thread the same shit
>BE CHING CHONG
>LOSE PATIENCE
SHANEFUR DISPRAY AFTER BUYING BACK GOYIM
>>162078678
Let's see you do better if you were under that pressure
>>162077219
lots of ugly fucks related to eg
member when everyone was excited about custom games?
If not for the single elim format the game wouldn't have been half as hype desu
FOGGED CASTING EG WINGS MAYBE
>>162078790
good luck boys, i believe in you!
>Look at their face
>They are happy
Stop lying holy fuck who is that caster even
>>162078880
fucking hell please no
why can't we have tobi + merlini or something
>>162078804
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/image/qee2VReElFR9f0HAxMe-yQ/
Literally autism
>>162078863
Darwins island reborn when?
>>162078849
>calling zai ugly
i bet you're some 300lbs neckbeard
>n'aix falls of late game
When is this meme gonna die?
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Almost losing to IG.V with 2 standins and without their captain
Yeah, this team won't get figured out and beaten LMAO.
NEVER FORGET
https://youtu.be/VDLiqO3mlmg?t=40m35s
>>162078967
23 bmi buddy
>Get useless aghs for team first
>Lose game
>>162078863
What's the status on that Warcraft 3 mod? Any chance that'll ever see the light of day or would Blizz get litigious again?
>>162078873
you literally have no way of proving this
without double elim we wouldn't have had DC vs EG hyped match of ti6, but we still had the ehome vs eg hyped match
dc wouldn't have even played in the top 3 without double elim
more games are objectivity better
>>162078669
About time something has been done with these shit teams coming in shit form and bouncing back from lower bracket.
I know IG has subs but this doesn't matter.
>>162078790
>ppd sees Crit's draft
>>162078987
>Goldface spammer still in damage control mode
Apologize.
shit posting aside my friends i need help
every fucking time i lane against pa she spam that dagger against me fucking my farm and picking off my retard support , i know a wand is helpful in this case but the heal doesn't cover that damage you received from her dagger and even want to talk how pa can one shoot supports with that shit in that late game
>>162079018
So why have 4 groups and not just one massive group. Why only 16 teams. Why not bo5 regular and bo7 finals. Why double elimination and not quadruple elimination bracket.
This kind of game highlights exactly why I don't like Manta Radiance Octarine on Alchemist.
It's three items that just don't provide much to a strength hero in the lategame. It's not like Alchemist has anything to benefit illusions, it's purely for farming fast and getting six slotted by 35 minutes, I know.
But it's absolute shit for fighting if you can't end the game fast.
I suppose Alch can still farm up more items to replace them, but then that's delaying or ignoring him giving Aghs to his teammates. It's so dependent on closing out the game before it goes ultra late, but I suppose that's Alchemist in general. Close the game out fast.
sheever, looks of a horse, charisma of a potato
>>162079046
>col beats eg twice
>this pic becomes relevant again
>>162079065
explain this meme to me
>>162079018
ehome vs eg was only hype for low mmr americans though
>>162079042
Yes, how dare teams improve throughout the tournament.
>...yeah
>it's a let's interview a guy who can't speak proper English episode
Man why is it so uncomfortable to watch
>>162079150
And yet, I would
>>162079160
Why are they doing player introduction for the janitor?
i love slav bm
>>162079094
t. 0.1k shitter
>>162079058
slavs are the easiest race to trigger, no wonder hitler genocided you.
Thoughts on slacks?
fucking slacks
why is he even a thing
>>162079146
You are saying like it is the sole reason they lost the game. They lost because they threw the game by spending buybacks. They should just wait for another Rosh. With those alche items he farms super fast and change to whatever items he wants late game.
I'm actually so fucking tilted. There should be a game 3
Not even a fucking fan of IG: V. That was a fucking 3k mistake at the end
>>162079226
dont u have a game to lose, Andreas
I hate these interviews SO FUCKING MUCH.
They are beyond fucking cringe.
SirShitFucks: "blah blah blah, unfunny shit, blah blah blah x10"
Whoever: "Yeah/no"
SirShitFucks: "blah blah blah, unfunny shit, blah blah blah x10"
Whoever: "uhhhhhm, yes/no.....h-heh..."
SirShitFucks: "blah blah blah, unfunny shit, blah blah blah Back to the panel, last unfunny comment"
JUST STOP
I miss her, she never made my toes curl during interviews
Why is slacks voice so high?
>>162078863
Why are custom games so fucking dead? They were the best part about WC3, but no one plays them in Dota 2. What happened?
>>162079290
He's not an ass.
>>162079136
>"how many strawmans can i fit in a single post"
>So why have 4 groups and not just one massive group
They did that at ti4 and you are forced to play with bo1, in a game with an asymmetrical map and with first pick priority. It makes it random as fuck
>Why only 16 teams
Because the bottom 4 of the 16 aren't even worth watching, why would you want more?
>Why not bo5 regular and bo7 finals. Why double elimination and not quadruple elimination bracket.
literally not even worth arguing this
Which team will arteezy join next after EG lose to wings?
>>162078873
Single elim makes top tier verses bottom tier matches more hype because any team can have a bad series (OG managed to do it twice at TI lmao) but double elim makes it much more likely that the best team at the event will win the event.
>>162079270
Dotard race hierarchy
Everyone else > peruvians > gypos > russians
>>162079270
Expect he didn't and got rekt as well as entire female population of Germany by superior race that actually is capable of winning wars ;)
new to dota, what champ should i main?
I'm a girl btw
>>162079094
PA has an arcana. Valve will never nerf her because it could decrease the chance of someone buying it. If anything she'll get buffed to be Tier 1 to hype up sales again.
>mfw im 100% sure they will nerf alchs acid next patch
either mana cost or cd could balance this hero abit
>>162079341
Dev Kit too hard. For real, that's what people claim.
>>162079094
ring of protection or basilus can give you +2 armor to allies
LITERALLY NO DAMAGE
>>162079336
Slacks is a transwoman.
>>162079398
So do Techies
>>162079336
castrated as a teen
also explains why he looks like a lesbian
>>162079359
You said more games is objectively better. Double elimination takes more time than single elimination, so I assume timespan is no issue. So why would they have to do bo1 in the big group.
>bottom 4 aren't worth watching
But the top 12 are, and if there's more opponents, they'll play more games!
>not even worth arguing this
Because perhaps more games is not objectively better?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsu3mSPXtj4
>>162079391
I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.
>mfw thinking about you hurting
I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London.
>>162079441
anon...
please tell me i am getting baited
Why is siractionslacks a thing?
>>162079381
zai makes me feel warm inside
>>162079160
>Trump is president
>PPD is literally going to be in an e-sports movie featuring Will Farrel
is this the best timeline or what?
Post more Sajedene lewds
>>162079559
i dont have a 10/10 gf so no
>>162079273
I just want him to STFU and stop laughing at his own "jokes". he is killing dota esports for me. i wish i was kidding.
i turn off stream when he appears
>>162079494
How can you hate something like this
LEAVE WINGS TO ME
>>162079457
Techies doesn't have a washed up uzbek streamer that spams PA that holds half the Dota 2 Twitch audience though.
>Valve contacts RTZ and tells him to spam PA come patch
>RTZ does because he needs the money because he can't win anything
>RTZ faggots spam PA because he does
>Arcana sells
look at this cringy fucking faggot
>>162079540
me too anon
wtf is this?
>>162079298
Not really though. From moment IG.V took their first rax I already knew they will lose. They play too recklessly right from the get go, definitely will make one crucial mistake and never recover.
I will never forgive Reddit for making this piece of shit Slacks popular. I can't stand him and he's at every damn event. At least I can just mute the stream, I guess.
>>162079201
Solo bet against himself and threw a game once for three hundred twenty two US dollars. He got banned and kicked from everything but learned his lesson and is now a comeback kid.
S K R F F
>>162079719
this is reddit this is memes
>>162079647
why does his reflection looks like it belongs to universe
>>162079436
The sc2 editor had the same problem. Depth isn't good when it comes at the cost of accessability
>>162079653
or maybe techies is a literal non-hero that should be removed from the game?
>that audio
what
>>162079719
Dont know, dont care, muted the stream the second Slacks came back on.
Let me know when the games come back.
>>162079697
Looks like a poor man Bruno
>le funny foreigners comedy segment
>>162079719
alt+f4 bait
someone pls euthanize slacks
>>162079719
someone needs to take one for the team and non-metaphorically murder Slacks.
>>162079697
i miss james :(
IGV won the game. Without a question.
And then they suddenly go "welp better throw it hard as fuck".
Is this just confirmation bias because I could see everything from spec perspective or are IGV just retards
>>162079753
He is our guy, and he's a-ok.
typical /d2g/, you prefer a static screen with 2 team logos with game starting soon over this?
>tfw I gave up on watch the panel day one
>now watching waga cast this shit
haha...
Dota 2 events is the only time i ever come on /vg/
say something about it!
>pyrion sitting with a beer
Is he the dad of Dota 2?
>>162079492
>so I assume timespan is no issue
yeah lets talk about everything in a hypothetical dream world and then try to apply it in practice.
if I wanted this then I would be advocating for a league, which is the exact opposite of what I would want. I'm obviously talking about within reason, why would I possibly even have to preference this?
>But the top 12 are, and if there's more opponents, they'll play more games!
more matches vs other top teams, again why do I have to explain this?
>Because perhaps more games is not objectively better?
Ok then let me argue revers4e your arguemtn
why have 16 teams when you could just have the top 4? Why play a bo3 when it could just be a bo1, for every match? with only two teams you don't even need groups!
You see how retarded it is to talk in such extremes?
WHY DO THEY KEEP USING THE BATTLE VIEW
IT IS USELESS AND CONFUSING
IT DOESN'T ADD ANYTHING USEFUL TO THE GAME
WE DON'T LOOK AT PLAYERS FACE DURING A TEAM FIGHT FOR FUCK SAKE
Someone mention me?
>>162079760
yeah i remember that a few years ago
i wanted to understand the "apologize" thing
any american here can explain to me why the bostonian nigress looks whiter than the white woman?
I live in Boston and this is all horseshit
>there are people who unironically watch english casts instead of based ruskies
lol
i want to marry the middle girl
What the fuck does this have to do with dota? I don't give a shit how many cheeseburgers people from boston eat, unless they're gonna show me footage of Marky mark cracking gook skulls with the funky bunch I doubt people wanna listen to this Mickey Mouse queer.
>>162079870
>not drinking at all times
>>162079864
yes, and no music so i dont have to mute stream between games
JIMMY MENTIONED
>tfw no Boston Major : Bill Burr Edition
>Jaywalking is a crime in the USA
The true land of the free
>>162079719
Filler. They need to switch gear for the next match so they pad the stream with this sort of fluff.
STOP IT
>>162079848
They wanted mega creeps, but rushed it too fast, they had plenty of time to set up and siege them out with illusions
>>162079841
we all do
>>162079897
They've killed it officially. No more battleview
>tfw no big dick qt gf
>>162079926
lmao what
also rtz looks like a disgusting fuckboy with this gay ass haircut now
here's some stuff for you lads
best time to post now so close to the release and in the chaos of the major
>wisdom rumors are true, we still haven't decided whether to do an orange or purple icon
>shit ton of new aghs updates
>severe map changes
>new valve made 5v5v5 custom game that plays like a normal dota game, the third ancient is modeled after arc warden
>>162079932
hey everybody how aaAAHH YA?
Ol' Billy Rednuts heeya, juuuuuuuuuuuuuust cheCKIN IN ON YAAAA!
>>162079864
i prefer literally anything to slacks
>>162079848
ability to think straight when all shit goes down is one of the qualities of good dotard
VP were better in that case so they won
>>162079908
her names olga mate shes like bosnian or some other arab rape baby type
>>162079939
>walking through the middle of a road where cars are moving, potentially very fast, should be legal
yeah nah
EG WILL WIN 2-0 THE SCRIPT CONFIRMS IT
>>162079582
got you senpai
APOLOGIZE
>>162079517
I'm not, its good in "laning phase" I usually go 2 rings as support
don't underestimate a big armor in early game
>>162079984
https://twitter.com/pglesports/status/806545158640726016
forgot the link sry
WHO'S READY FOR EG TO BE ELIMINATED?
I'm about to go home from work. Has EG vs Wings started yet? how much time do I have left? shitty mobile internet can't load twitch for some reason
>>162079848
They were told by Gabe and other Valve higher ups through the booth admin to throw the game and guaranteed them a place next major
The slav stream has literally more views that the english one, do you imagine what would happen if the slav team that is favorite to win the whole major got eliminated on the first round
>>162080039
>>162079968
Good points.
I wonder how IGV is with the actual team. Looked good now
EG SUPER SEKRIT STRATS INCOMING
Who PPDposter rooting for /Wings/ here ?
>>162079582
why this bitch blue skinned
>>162080090
explain this meme to me
i get the 322 thing but i need context on "apologize"
>>162079932
oh boy that would of been good
keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
Can't wait for wings to BTFO EG, has there ever been a more insufferable set of fans or a team eveR?
LE BOYS XD LE GOONS XD
>>162080146
>explain this meme to me
What did he mean by this
>>162080146
t. reddit
>>162080121
coming up NEXT
drive safely
>>162080116
They had one Major and one TI to fix it. I don't know why reddit keeps sucking pgl's dick
If wings get outed 1st round I'm going to drop watching this tourney
And if they disband then I'll quit this game altogether
>>162080187
Yes, literally everyone who is a bandwagon fag
>>162080187
agree
eg fans are fucking faggots
>>162080206
who is he telling to apologize
>>162080063
>The government can tell me where and when to walk
>I agree with this
Truly the land of the free
>>162080186
>gummy smile
Get the fuck out of here with that gross shit
Why weren't IG at full strength? Also next game when?
how comfy are you for eg/wins?
I'm 10/10 comfy eating crisps and drinking some monster
>>162080146
drink bleach friend
>>162080132
people who watched chinese quals predicted them to get to the top-2
>>162080116
Why do they think we need to be bombarded with a mountain of extra information during teamfights anyway?
>>162080070
salsa?
>Coming up NEXT
>Starts SOON
Yeah, when the fuck is NEXT? When is SOON?
what has happened so far today? just got home from work
>>162080186
They could get Bruno for free instead of him
>>162079989
>>162080251
>who is he telling to apologize
What did he mean by this
>>162080187
>has there ever been a more insufferable set of fans or a team eveR?
Not in dota. The overlap or retarded bandwagoners and burgers is beyond terrible.
>>162080187
stop calling them "EG"
their official name is Nu-EG
>>162080139
PPD is the one and only Evil Genius
>>162080243
Actually reddit was the one who killed it. Some anon i think 2 threads ago posted the reddit link where the PGL community person created a vote
>>162080289
because thats how LoL's hud looks regularly
one of the main reasons LoL retards think their game is a better esport
>>162080319
what a shitty ahegao face
>>162080257
>i can legally walk into a volcano anytime and the government can't stop me
>fuck yeah freedom
Sorry guys, but I always have to support English speakers over anyone else.
EG to win.
>>162080341
lmao
2014 first match babby spotted
>>162080187
BLEED BLUE!!! XDDD
>/our guys/ vs /our guys/
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>162080238
oh nice I think I can make it. Thanks anon!
>>162080314
this basically: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
>>162080289
this man looks broken inside
Need a kind anon to break down why Wings are so great. Only managed to watch a little bit of TI6 and I've been out of the loop.
>>162080341
You are even worse than the regular EG fans, congratulations my dude
>>162080412
>team with arteezy in it
>>/our guys/
naaaaaaah
>>162080273
>have to prepare some theory for an experiment tomorrow
>haven't even started
>just came home
>have to make food
not comfy at all
>oh vey goy, why no buy 200$ ticket to watch big Slacks on the big screen? Don't you remember the 6 gorillion?
>>162079424
Chemical Rage needs and actual cooldown.
Same shit with God's Strength.
>>162080139
PPD is the one true God of Dota 2
History will not absolve those who stood in his way
>>162080126
They still had a fucking game lol, it obviously wasn't a throw order. If they did that shit in game 3 I'd be wondering but they'd actually prefer that VP has as many games as possible.
>>162080273
>crisps
what
omg cant wait for le ToddlerFace memes!!!1
>>162080289
why is his face so punchable
>>162080339
eg has the most non-bandwagon fans in the scene tho
maybe you're thinking of liquid, og, secret or some other team
>>162080418
all as expected then
>>162080428
Think TI5 CDEC but not nearly as one dimensional and not burdened by a shitty mid player
>>162080480
>camera crane in the middle of the screen mid game
nice meme
>almost convincingly lose a game vs a shit team with two of it's player absent
>"w-we won guys!!! O-One million dollars here w-w-we come!!!"
>>162080461
shit
despite all that i hope you'll get a great game anon
>>162080512
chips
>>162080461
I have a 10 page lab report on eutectic points due in 3 hours and I only have 2 pages done, yet I sit in here shit posting.
>>162080428
They are unpredictable in drafts and they can turn fights around with really good coordination
Also faith_bian is a god.
EG beat them at the summit tho so who knows
Give our boy Artour your energy, dee too gee.
I know you can be tsundere but you still love him.
>>162080428
They pick 22 different heroes in 5 games and win.
>>162080461
>tfw my country doesn't allow me to study anything that's equal to or less than the degree I already have, fucking jews
I have to pay for it.
>>162080412
nu-EG are not our guys.
>>162080557
chips or crips make up your mind already stop confusing me REEEEE
>>162080529
Oh god, the fact that CDEC got so far just based on a tusk/bounty strat shows how retarded the dota 2 community is.
Tusk is still completely viable for the same reasons btw
>>162080521
>eg has the most non-bandwagon fans in the scene tho
I think dota is too young for you to see how wrong this statement is
>>162080521
Dude, retarded fatsoes who never played dota in their lives came to these thread to "support" EG an for "le epic american banter". That's bandwagoning on steroids.
>>162080584
Artour is sporting quite the widow's peak there. Is he balding?
>>162080556
More like
>managed to not throw a game against bullshit memeback alche dota
That's a much bigger accomplishment than quickly stomping a team
>>162080584
>artour
>our boy
Fuck outta here bitchboi
>people are unironically going to cheer for chinks over the most American team
>>162080273
>moved to a new place
>a few free days before new job starts
>got some pizza and a beer ready
pretty comfy famalam, as a bonus work doesnt start till monday so i got free time to watch the whole major
>>162080428
basically they pick everything they want, including unpopular heroes, they even picked techies two times, and manage to consistently win with them
>>162080529
>>162080575
>>162080587
thanks my dudes
this next match is pretty hype
>>162080584
gl qts
>>162080618
potato chips
>>162080521
Thats because the bandwagon isn't stopping. Once it stops and EG is in ashes, the EG fans will be allowed to leave.
>>162080682
>nu-/d2g/
>>162080428
They're all incredibly talented and sometimes they come up with absolutely genius drafts
Sometimes their weird drafts shit the bed but they're always a pleasure to watch.
I'd say their TI6 form and overall gameplay was the best a team had ever achieved.
>>162080557
worst case scenario i can do it in the next week so it's alright
i'll get something to slow cook and i'll finish it during the shit post-game panel
>>162080569
good lad
>>162080584
>our boy Artour
Reddit is on your other tab, Anon.
OFFICIAL /d2g/ VIEWING TIER LIST
invoker tier
ingame
juggernaut tier
russian stream
sven tier
other restreams
crystal maiden tier
livestreamer
techies tier
twitch main stream
>>162080661
Absolutely, his hairline is already receding. This is what a diet of monster energy drinks and ritalin does to your body.
Nu-EG is unconstitutional
Bring back Peter
>>162076851
>have to wear monster hat 24/7 to hide balding
>have to hook up with a bottom-of-the-barrel ladyboi
>have to get choked
Why is Sheever's dress getting me so hard..
>>162080480
>people ironically paid money to watch this
>meanwhile it's snowing out and I haven't left my bed all morning while watching dotes and picking my bum
feels good man
>>162080781
reddit tier
your list
>>162080781
So twitch main stream is master race?
>>162080710
hope everything goes for the best anon
>>162080765
do it as soon as you can,!
>>162080781
I use in-game for the actual game and then twitch in between matches
where does that put me
>>162080781
>ingame
you cucks seriously believe this is good?
>>162080843
you have low standards
>>162080273
feeling good bruh. eating some top notch leftovers, just came home after working out so I have the appetite of a wolf, and once I'm done eating I'll be more like a bear in hibernation, just cozying up to shitpost when___Zaiis the best/worst
>>162080781
>acually unironically having Dota 2 installed on your computer let alone Steam
>>162080781
>having Dota installed
>>162080428
Giant heropool and flawless gameplans. But they are kinda inconsistent at laning phase.
>>162080529
Nah, they're nothing like CDEC. Actually, an early game is their main weakness.
>>162080781
valvesexual gameshitter tier
ingame
cool person who doesn't play but watches esport tier
anywhere else
>>162080521
EG is the definition of a bandwagon team. All non-bandwagon NA fans support coL, NP or DC, which are the true NA teams. EG is European/Pakistani.
>he's actually rooting for soulless chinks instead off our boys
kys you retarded reddit plebshit
>tfw too intelligent to root for Nu-EG
finally someone with fucking brains on the panel
>>162080781
why is livestreamer separate from the regular streams tiers?
are you retarded?
>>162080919
prove esports exist
>>162080781
>Watching ingame without production value
here's a (you), bro
>>162080886
enjoy your meal!
>>162080917
Are you like russian or any other kind of slav by chance?
>>162080981
has the too intelligent meme gone too far?
>>162080781
nothing wrong with twitch now that they started using html5
>>162080919
who is this qt
>>162080139
I kinda want Wings to win so Shiteezy is out faster, but on the other hand I want EG to win so VP get an easier opponent.
>>162081030
I still think it's funny
>>162080976
>supporting isis
Go and suicide bomb some nigger neighborhood, Pajeet.
>>162080981
those too intellig... memes arent funny
here have some funny Hilldawgs instead!
who's ready to see eg lose?
>le intelligence meme posters
>le ginger brit slag posters
>le laughing at everything that happens face posters
Please fuck off.
The only thing worst than EG fans is the EG hating shitposters
When EG-Secret played, IT WAS FUCKING AWFUL
>>162080678
>alch is a good comeback hero
Kek
>>162080928
I dont think you understand what a bandwagon is
its when someone who was never a fan of a team cheers for the winning team, eg hasn't even won much shit lately so I don't see how you can call any fans bandwagoners. also eg has always been one of the most popular teams in terms of fans regardless of performance
the examples i gave are far more better situations of bandwagon teams
>>162080623
>Tusk is still completely viable for the same reasons btw
Okay bro, go play some soloqueue ranked pubs with him and post results. We're waiting.
>>162081061
My wife.
>>162081094
EG and Secret are reddit as fuck and I actively root against them every time.
>>162081030
>tfw too intelligent to be too intelligent
>>162081081
>tfw to intelligant to care about low energy memes
>>162080976
>honorary aryans who draft fun heroes verses an 'american' team full of third world children led by a European
Universe is the only guy who is even marginally ours on EG.
>>162081043
hggnnn
>>162081089
>being mad at everything that happens
> > >reddit/
>>162081107
>a dumb contrarian post not backed up by any facts and/or arguments
Why do people comment in the twitch stream?
Nobody can actually read anything except the repetitive easily recognizable patterns/memes.
Like, I feel like using twitch chat to do anything other than spam emoticons or CS LUL is a waste of time. An even bigger waste of time than spamming said emoticons and CS LUL
>>162080497
ppd is just puppey except Secret choked at ti5 while Alliance didn't at ti3
that's literally the only difference
>>162081086
ab cancer?
>>162081081
>no TI Winner has won a major
pretty sure puppey and s4 have won a fucking TI and major
>>162081203
You are a very sad little person to do this all thread every thread
does anyone else think Faith_bian is kind of cute?
>>162081001
>production value
what did he mean by this
>>162081107
not that guy, but alch has easier time recovering from bad laning phase compared to most mids if his team creates enough space
>>162079094
Ancient Tango of Essifation
the crowd goes wild
>amateur allure
>>162081268
I've only posted twice in this thread
>It's an EG loses special Christmas episode
>crit has already delivered silverware to this organization
what did they mean by this
>world class player in every role
>EG
What?
Since when is Arteezy "world class"?
>wings in groups
>wings in main event
lol wings will win
>>162081260
>s4
>won a major
well, you're wrong.
zai is gai
>>162081019
Yes I am. Is it so obvious?
>>162081236
There are people that right now are writing and giggling to themselves on the twitch chat
Just think about it for one second
Insider here EG will lose 2-0
>silverware
What did they mean by this?
>>162081258
>>162081081
>wasting HD space with that
Wow, it's like I'm browsing /pol/.
>>162081375
yeah you're fucking autistic
zai looked really cute in that intro
Wings about to get btfo
SCREENCAP THIS
>epic warrior colosseum deathmatch music comes in
>scrawny nerds nervously walk into their booths and sit at computers
it's never not hilarious
>>162081367
since he first made it into the scene
where the crowd at? at least manila even cheered for chink teams
Can the crowd see the holograms?
tfw too intelligent to care about american politics
>>162081367
literally since he debuted
>>162081081
>>162081258
zero point energy memes
>>162081407
GTFO you smirking shitskin.
>2 sandniggers
>2 eurocucks
>1 canadian
>'american'
dotards?
Will my studying be improved by having an always-on-top video window of this game in the corner of my note PDFs? Like if you're enjoying yourself you retain more right?
>>162081431
good post made me chuckle slightly
>>162081367
i hate rtz, but his individual skill is top class indeed
it's more about his personality
>>162081431
It really sums up why I can't take esports seriously.
Still fun to watch though.
>>162081107
alchemist is a comeback hero in that he doesn't really give a shit if he loses his lane, just A-click into stacks and get a 14 minute armlet/rad instead of a 12 minute one.
He is the opposite of a comeback hero in the sense that once you're ahead with him, dying repeatedly completely rubberbands the enemy team into the lead because your networth is so high due to greed artificially inflating it.
>>162081485
America is a melting pot
>>162081485
DIVERSITY
>>162081458
>when the holograms see you
>>162081081
>>162081258
hilary lost the election why u even posting this
>EG not so hot
>all these idiots stop cheering for them
I WILL NEVER
NEVER EVER
NOT IN A MILLION FUCKING YEARS
STOP CHEERING FOR OUR BOYS EG
YALL ARE PATHETIC BANDWAGGONERS
KILL YOURSELVES
>>162081407
gtfo to facebook or twitter then
>>162081521
>lol /b/ is in every board!
And then you guys why 4chan is worse than ever.
FOR THE BOYS
>>162081293
also if the draft isnt designed for burst, Alchemist will just run you over
>>162081395
>>162081474
ughh drumpfkins...
>>162081258
>>162081081
>Intentionally shitty false-flag pro-Hillary memes
I wonder if she has like one person on the entire planet that actually likes her
I'm sorry if this has been answered elsewhere, but it's bugged me for months.
Why do we call EG an American team?
They have ONE American on their team. Is this just the irrelevancy of the USA in general clinging to anything they can get?
>>162081551
You can't defend that fact that there is only one US citizen on EG now. Even NP is more American than EG.
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>>162081594
>not rooting for a team i've never rooted for
fuck off bandwagoner
>>162081485
>Indian
>sandnigger
>players go onstage
>hold on guys we have to show recorded interviews before we actually make use of your time
>>162081605
why does nigel laugh like a schizophrenic?
>>162081668
Yes
see DC
>EG start playing
>/pol/shit intensifies
Explain.
>interview
>not getting faith_bian
sugoi
>>162081616
Who's the 2nd one?
>>162081708
Wait I thought we likes slacks?
I miss seadick
>>162081549
>alchemist is a comeback hero
and I bet you pick AA to counter him too, you literal fucking moron. if you shut down alchemist in the early game, he loses. because if alch is on even networth he is significantly weaker than any other core.
>>162081553
IS STRENGTH
I LOVE HOW THE GULAG IS CONVENIENTLY FORGETTING ABOUT THE TI CURSE
WINGS WILL FUMBLE
>>162081668
you probably thought DC was European at TI6 too lmao
>>162081668
Historically it was an American team, just like how America was once a white country. Then PPD/Fear retired and they went from 3 American players to 1.
>>162081714
> 2street shitters
There, happy Pajeet?
>It's a slacks talks more than the person he's interviewing episode
>>162081757
This isn't reddit
>>162081563
The holograms are watching.
>autistic interview pretending that at the end o the game this is actually more than a shitshow of a game
>tfw to handsome for dota
>>162081757
>>>>/r/ eddit
>sandals and flip flops
is wings german?
>>162081758
CDEC was just a badWings desu
reminder Slacks is our guy
>>162081749
>not getting y' every time
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>>162081798
So what happens when cursed team faces other cursed team?
Does the most recent winner lose?
>>162081754
What do you mean?
>>162081736
>valve in charge of not skimping out on their own fucking tournaments
Gabe "Fat Kike" Newell everybody
Reminder that no matter how you feel about the individual players or organisation it's our duty as westerners to support EG when they play against china.
GO EG!
how does Slacks understand chinese?
>>162081367
"world class" to some people is like "top 20"
Why do arteezy teams consistently fuck up over the years? Is it because he lacks a certain quality or trait that is found in more successful players?
>>162081949
He's a talented man
they are really dragging this out aren't they
GOOD TO KNOW
>>162081915
EG lost it's curse when ppd and fear left
it's not even EG anymore
>>162081949
He is a talented and intelligent man who you should respect.
>>162081923
it's from some random trip advisor review you cretin
>>162081915
eg is an almost entirely different team, it doesn't apply to them as much
>>162081957
EG has no leadership, the problem is that RTZ and PPD hate eachother so PPD left EG.
Secret had EE on it
#BLEEDBLUE WW@ /4theboyz/
>>162081949
He's a fat gook in disguise, only gooks and canadians can be this unfunny
>>162081934
fuck off
im american and i hate eg because they're all cocky retards with shit fans
go wings
>>162081957
He is inconsistent. Consistency is paramount to a successful team.
AYO HOL UP
*SMACKS LIPS*
>>162081934
>wings
>china
How can /ourest/ goys also be china? Stop lying.
Can Slacks see the Eaglesong?
>Even Wing gods scared shitless of VP.
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>>162081986
>look back at muted stream
>sirActionFag is still suffocating a TI champion
Why is this allowed?
>>162082028
>people still think RTZ is anything remotely resembling our guy when Peter is legitimately the only reason that EG won anything ever.
>>162082042
HERE >>>/reddit/
Do you guys remember old DK?
Literally they didn't even know what their draft meant until the middle of the game?
I miss those days
DOUBTING EG
DOUBTING TEAM AMERICA
>>162081418
>NA insults
Will rtz get kicked off after they lose?
>>162081949
Disney outsourced mickey mouse to china for a while.
>>162082113
well, VP crushed them during summit pretty convincingly
>>162082150
But this is reddit
Post >yfw all the EG harers are about to get BTFO
reminder to bully them for months nonstop after they win Boston
>>162082065
SO WE WUZ
>>162082064
I'm far from an rtz fan but whenever his team shit the bed it's hard to point to him and say it was him that did it, indeed it was in those games where he seemed to perform the most consistently
Stealth Ward
200g
Restock: 8m
Grants 800 flying vision for 3 minutes. Undetectable.
>>162081495
I know that you know that it won't help
>>162081934
I am pro Western civilization which is why I'm rooting for Nu-EG to crash and burn so they bring Peter back quicker
Like ripping off a band-aid, short term pain for long term gain
>>162081293
>>162081107
A mid Alch needs to have an increasingly larger monetary advantage in proportion to the opposing team. A bad start means several things:
First, the opposing team have a monetary advantage, more items etc. in comparison to when alch peaks.
Second, an alch that continually farms from behind takes up space on the map, and if he gets ganked will be worth much more compared to a normal mid in terms of experience and gold.
Third, these two factors disrupts the timings alch has, making him significantly worse throughout the game. Taking an alch into lategame vs most cores with same farm is very bad since alch benefits less from his items compared to them.
What does the fact this thread loses 50 IQ points and turns into /pol/ 2.0 whenever EG are up say about EG fans?
>>162082117
can I have the original kotlguy?
I want it with this logo
EG will beat Wings 2-1 but they'll lose 2-0 to VP
don't screenshot this because its obvious
>>162082138
I miss "if I saw peterpandam getting beat up in the street, I probably wouldn't help him, but if he forgot his wallet, I would loan him money for lunch" PPD
>>162082181
They forcefully retired the highest winning esports player in history for this judas motherfucker. So no.
>>162082238
I wouldn't say he performs consistently
He is either REALLY FUCKING good in his games
or just ABSOLUTE SHIT
>>162082241
also known as roshan ward ?
>>162081290
what the fuck is this
Our boy is going to destroy wings
>>162082241
>undetectable
>flying vision
bye bye roshan
>3ez4rtz
cringe
>Moo Mom whoring again.
Really?
Mama Moo and Santa Claus in the audience
>>162082367
stfu go back to /a/ and cheer for np too you shitter
>>162081668
they play under american org
they scrim in NA region
they live in na region
they consider themselves an american team
here I made an image just to help you understand. this is how it works in the normal world, in every sport except special allstar formats
>>162082264
Plus higher gold bounties for kills. A team with alch will have higher overall net worth, even with a bad start, so every time they trade kills, the other team gets bigger bounties for kills and assists.
Lil said it himself, you need the authoritarian captain
Cr1t is a nu-male, he has authority over absolutely 0 people on that team
NICE NA TEAM
Zai always plays out of his mind during elimination games.
I hope cr1t gets him a good hero.
>>162082236
>Rob store
>It ain't me starts playing
>crowd doesn't cheer for the teams
>cheers for mama moo
>>162082028
>PPD left EG.
he got benched
>>162081957
SADBOYS 1.0 were never the best team in the world, despite coming very close a lot of times. Coming in 3rd at TI4 behind two teams that drove the meta of the tournament was a very good result, they never 'crumbled'
Secret 2.0 was easily the best team in the world for most of their run, but they choked when it mattered (DAC and TI5) because of external reasons. Hard to really say what happened but I think this is the reason he got this fame of 'having his teams crumble'
Next EG was very consistent but once again, not the best team. It's normal if they lose some 50/50 series to teams like Secret or OG. No crumbling here.
Secret 4.0 was a disgrace in general, let's not talk about it
>>162082236
maybe the attendant is Vietnamese?
how do you reach pyrion flax mode? not do anything for months and then be a panelist at a major with no insight and zero interesting things to say?
>this chippy ass music
>slacks looks like he would smell like old taco sauce
>we have to do an rtz interview
please stop.
please.
>>162082181
He makes too much money from streaming for the organization. That's why they wanted him.
>EG are about to play
>thread goes full /pol/
somethin' somethin' clay tableware
#4theboys
RTZ IS CUTE!!
DIVERSITY
>hows this iteration of EG vs the others
FUCKING POST THE EG WAS A MISTAKE
I NEED IT
>>162082484
>have funny british accent
>be bad at both the game and MS paint
>???
>profit
holy shit its slacks again
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h-h-hey..
DOES THIS MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND RUIN THE INTERVIEWS FOR ANYONE ELSE?
How is it that twitch can be even more cancerous than /d2g/
>>162082509
underage arteezy twitch retards
exhibit A
>RTZ confirms EG is a democracy
This team is fucking DONE FOR
>>162082574
the interviews being done by slacks ruin them for me
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>>162082647
>pro team complexity
fuck you you loser
>>162082574
this music is actually awful
It's like a cheap commercial
>pro team Col
cheeky
SLACKS IS A DISCOUNT NARDUWAR
arteezy is so handsome now ~
>pro team complexity
LMAO
So while they interview for 30+ minutes the players just sit in the booths jerking each other off or what is taking so long?
>Slacks can actually think on his feet
bullshit
What is this sorcery?
IT'S
L I T E R A L L Y
BEEN LIKE 20 MINS SINCE THE GAME WAS SUPPOSED TO START
F U C K
O F F
POST TIMES CORRECTLY YOU FUCKING STUPID SHITTERS CHRIST SAKE FUCK OFF CUNTS
>PRO TEAM
>>162082484
I like having him. he's the dad dota needs
>>162082574
slack ruins the interviews
>>162082680
He looks like a Russian hooligan
>EG literally doesnt have a captain
>ANIME STUFF
>>162082484
be an easily digestible English character like Simon Pegg or Karl Pilkington
all the normies love those guys
>slacks dickriding this hard
HOW CAN EE EVEN COMPETE?
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Non dota gen thread migrate when needed
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>>162082647
that goes without saying
how anyone can like him is beyond me
ARTEEZY GONE FULL ANIME BRO.
BASED.
>>162082732
He's a passive aggressive asshole. I remember him trying to shame Capitalist on stage for making some joke involving women.
>padding it out
Are they on a timer or something
this is pretty annoying
is slacks the first person to get a good interview out of rtc?
:3
>>162082746
I want to go back 3 years in the past and trade Arteezy and Slacks for Yames and Soe
>>162082771
>Karl Pilkington
But everyone loves Pilkington.
>>162082875
He was also in a friendly mood. He seems moody af
>>162082884
so much lost for so little :(
>>162082484
>how do you reach pyrion flax mode?
Have a wife and 2 kids.
NICE USA TEAM KAPPA 123
>>162083150
>Hassan
HASSAN
CHOP
>>162083150
ppd and fear gone, white flight I'd say
>predictions
>"Well Ted's alone so I'll have to stick with him"
There is no fucking reason to predict anything if you're just going with the team which no-one else is guessing. This triggers me so hard
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>>162083150
As if I needed more proof the lousy /int/ shitposters are underaged twithc faggots
>we dont know draft yet
>what are their win conditions
officially this meme has gone too far
>>162083334
I missed it. Who said that? If it was Machine it's fine since he doesn't really know Dota anyway but he may as well not make a prediction if that's his reason. Fogged or Winter saying that is inexcusable.
I fucking hate when my boy Suamil has to play this boring farm machine
>>162083570
It was Machine. I'd be fine if he just didn't say anything. Sheever does this a lot as well, it's so pointless
>>162083454
ENDURANCE RUN
>>162083698
>Sheever does this a lot as well, it's so pointless
I know. She's probably means well, for the bantz and all that. But someone should really tell her it's stupid and adds nothing to the conversation.
Lifestealer was a horrible pick. What the fuck.
>>162084169
t. get my opinions from 3k MMR analyst panel
>>162083454
ONE WORLD IS MUCH LIKE ANOTHER
>>162083389
EG needs to tempo control the win conditions if they are going to beat wings
Look at that fucking lineup and tell me that EG isn't just a Burgerland Meme Team competing against actual professionals.
How are these fucking chinks so goddamn good at Dota?
>>162084121
god I can't stand that stupid dutch accent of his
Is dutch the least sexy European accent there is?
>>162084246
>not watching ingame
Dropped.
>>162083454
LOL
That my ex
SHADOW SHAMAN
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>>162084305
>burgerland meme team
>only 1 American on the team
nigga
>>162079653
>buying arcanas
fucking waste of money
>EG three right click cores.
>Wings 1
EG wins
>>162084337
I like her voice and accent but it's hard to detach it from the fact that she's really beautiful so obviously I'm biased. I don't really know enough European accents to make that judgement tho. I'm a slav and I really don't like slav accents and I know german and am also not a fan of how it sounds or the accent. Maybe I just hate myself.
But honestly if the woman is hot and has good voice any accent is gonna sound good to me.