Team Fortress 2 Vs Overwatch, Fall Of Valve Edition
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>Symmetra's changes
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>Live Patch Notes
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>PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20379410
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>Competitive Info
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Jesse McCree
>>162048061
You must post if you love hot granny sex
remove widowmaker
>>162048192
i'd hit it
Daily reminder to be nice to your healers :)
I love Hana.
Why is Overwatch such a blatant TF2 ripoff? I mostly play OW right now, but holy shit it's even copied down to the character lore/appearance
Roadhog and Heavy/Pyro
Scout and Tracer
etc
>Roadhog instead of Zarya
>Widow and Ana but no Sniper
>No medic/mercy
>Pharah instead of 76 across from Soldier
>Spy, but no Sombra
what retard made this picture
I just won a game and lost 16 points.
Explain this.
>press q
>win
Huh. Really makes you think
Crazy idea, everyone.
What if Capcom did a promotion for new Mega Man games by doing a crossover with Overwatch and let Blizzard put these four in the game? What roles would they have and how would they play? How would they interact with the OW characters?
>>162048332
You are a bit late with this comparison m80
Yes some heroes are very similar but TF2 has, what? 10 classes? and Overwatch is currently at 23 characters so that point is kind of irrelevant now.
>>162048382
did you leave before the results screen (i.e. Final Score...Victory!) because the game still considers that part of the match
stupid i know
When will the 'Mercy is easy to play' meme die
>>162048450
as soon as "Lucio is boring to play" dies
>>162046406
>buff American cowboy shoots all over tiny Korean teen
Should Roadhog's hook break if he takes a certain damage threshold (75-100) and flinch akin to Sombra?
>>162048061
I hate having to try and explain 3tank every game. People insist that two dps are necessary and that we can get by with just one healer. You DO know that's wrong, right?
Amélie Lacroix
>tfw enough Overshekels for next week
>This will finally be confirmed canon in just a few days
It's finally here. Our time.
>>162048450
When you stop playing the worst support in the game and a watered down tf2 medic
>>162048192
Ana is the purest of all the girls, please STOP.
>>162048332
Those comparisons don't even make any sense.
Scout and Tracer maybe close but even then they play completely different.
>>162048534
Sure once Mei's iceblock breaks and his ultimate stops being utter garbage.
>>162048450
mercy mechanically is easy to play along with lucio.
>>162048441
Why hasn't Valve sued Blizzard yet?
>>162048192
Ana has provided for my mature fetish so ye
>>162048303
Shut up, dumb healslut.
Thanks OWG you gave me video game cancer.
>>162048629
If mercy can overheal like the medic would that make her playable again?
>Be silver shitter
>Have to play in a match where enemy team has a diamond player grouped up with a fellow shitter
>Manage a draw despite getting raped by diamond Genji
>mfw
>>162048332
You really believe valve invented those character tropes? Wait of course you don't, you're just "baiting".
>>162048659
What is the HP on that iceblock?
>>162048813
>Different icons mean skill
Mai boi...
>>162048735
I am not dumb
>>162048813
>diamond
>playing with silvers
oh boy
>>162048448
No but we had a leaver than came back at the end and we still won. Would that influence it?
>>162048813
What, in quickplay? Neat story.
>>162048583
Anymore like this?
>>162048061
>overwatch
>surviving until 2025
Not happening.
>>162048914
Yes you are, all healsluts are dumb bimbos.
>>162048450
when she becomes difficult to play
>>162048634
Ana is a horny whore who would rape you for the sole purpose of relief.
>>162049030
It's true, but who's the dumberest?
>>162048798
The idea is ok but it would not fit at all. It would encourage mercy to never swap to damage buff.
She would need an E similar to lucios amp where she gives a buff to her beam target, CC immunity or damage reduction for healbeam, movement speed or firing speed for dmg beam.
>Decide I'm gonna go bronze
>Play mei for the first time in comp
>End up carrying low golds to victory cause I had fun and forgot to be shit
>Mfw
>>162048869
>being upset and defensive about a honest question
Are you on the blizz-activision payroll or something? Do elaborate
>>162048895
About 99999
Only oasis cars and off-map death trigger can break it
>>162048061
>tfw you will never have a qt healslut play OW with you and after a long day of playing overwatch you tell each other to hang up the discord call first back and forth and then have a conversation asking each other how our days were and he listens softly.
>>162049221
GAY
>>162049221
>he listens softly
>he
anon are you gay
>>162049110
That's probably the best idea for Mercy's E I've seen in this thread.
Never gonna happen though, sadly.They will continue to whore her out with sexy skins though
>>162049221
>he
Gittafakout
>>162049105
Genji mains, but they are born mentally retarded, so it's not their fault.
Healsluts on the other hand, chose to be the team's cumdump.
>>162049303
Only for broken boys who need protecting.
>>162048813
Impossible. A diamond player can't queue with silvers because there is a 1000 SR difference limit
>7 losses, 3 wins later and I end up in 1700
Hold me and remind me to never play placements in week 1 again
>>162049534
you don't downrank, but you continue to lose points
>>162049448N-NA?
Buff Winston by having the ability to eat a banana with peanut-butter that gives him some health back and a few secs of damage mitigation.
>>162049570
>play placements same evening S3 starts
>got mid-diamond rank
not complaining
>>162049579Yes
>>162049634
Would would Winston's right-click be? An electric proximity mine similar to the one in his video?
>>162049634
I want this purely because of the nice animation it would be
>>162049179
You can also knock through it by having 2 bastions shoot one column.
>>162049697
I'm too shy to post hereAnon's will bully me
Do you think Blizzard will ever make a Summer Fun set of various swimsuits and beach accessories for the characters?
>>162049796
Dunno, he needs more sustain like hog since his shield sucks. A right click would be really welcome, don't know why Blizz didn't put one.
>dva and roadhog never die because of ana now
seeing these fucking shitters every game makes me want to kill myself
>>162049915
We can dream.
>tfw no thicc Reaper in a grim dark skull spedo
>>162049349
We just want to help! Why does everyone only use us for heals :(
>>162049961
just 4 you
>someone instalocks
>genji
Bipolar guy, gets salty and rages when doing bad, trashtalks out of his mind when winning
>Tracer
Wants to carry 1v6, complains about the team not distracting when she dies alone
Loves staggering, always on different spawntime than the rest of the team
>76
Watched a "whos the best overwatch carry" tutorial video on yt and thinks just by locking he auto-wins
Completely ignores pharah and never takes highground.
>Pharah
Tf2 player thinks that he's playing soldier, will jump in like a tank and always die every push
>Reaper
Only picked by people who are sick and tired of roadhog's bullshit, probably tilted af, will die after 1 kill and never get an ult off.
>McCree
Just watched taimou's stream and thinks mccree is a fucking god
Always dies while trying to make bigboy flanks, always dies when ulting, always dies in every slightly dodgy situation
>Sombra
Special snowflake who LOVES attention and will do anything to get it
Fucks around the entire game, only uses EMP when 3-4 of her teammates are dead.
Should I continue?
>>162050006
Delicious. Did the artist do anyone else?
>>162050000
Then spread your legs.
>>162050048
I instalock Ana just to piss off people like >>162049928. Go on.
Who's your favorite overwatch character?
Why?
>>162050048
no anon pls. I don't want the truth.
>>162050225
Zarya, because I want to suffocate in her musky stubbly armpits
>>162050091
Make me.
Does anyone have the image of D.va in Skelos bad lands from spyro the dragon, about to be hit with a wrench from Hamura from modka with the half life 2 UI?
>>162050296
A few plays and you'll be begging for it.
I am sick and tired of fluctuating right below diamond
>europe wakes up
>thread is literally full of flaming homosexuals
really activates your almonds
>>162048583
>that carefully modeled vulva
Someone's a bluebro at Blizz HQ
>tfw when raping ppl with discord
> the only time I get potg is using ult
>>162050559
Zen's non-ult potgs come from headshots anon
t.zen main
>>162050296
you'd like that wouldn't you
>>162050048
>>76
>Watched a "whos the best overwatch carry" tutorial video on yt and thinks just by locking he auto-wins
>Completely ignores pharah and never takes highground.
Wrong, I instalock to prevent plebs like that from picking him.
>>162050048
Do Widowmaker
Did I do well lads
>>162050779
commit sudoku
>>162050779
About as well as I did. It's easier to rank up now, so go forth and gravity feed yourself that SR
I hate this game
Hookmagic is retarded
Blizzard can't seriously both be playing their own game and think this is fine.
Changes are massively overdue
EXPERIENCE FESTIVITY
>Heppi Holidays!
>>162050048
>someone instalocks
>D.va
Watches esports, never checks teamcomp, always whiffs ult.
Complains about healers all game.
>Reinhardt
Never played a different hero in his life, never uses mic, you never know when he drops shield, goes aggressive randomly.
>Roadhog
Thinks he's a god and only he can carry his team, overextends for impossible hooks and dies instantly.
Always silent, never communicates, no emotions, just wanders off alone trying to find 1v1s
>Winston
Probably just lost 2 games against widowmaker, tilted af, will always dive into 6 players and get blown up instantly.
>Zarya
Actually good player but never ever uses ult until it hits 6/6 people, which usually results in 0 kills.
>Ana
Actually great player, but really emotional and at the slightest blunder will say out loud that the team sucks and they're stuck in elo hell, knows exactly how to break the morale of the team(sometimes both teams)
>Lucio
Submissive guy who's also autistic and plays the wallriding minigame, doesn't care about anyone's position(including enemies) and always ults after someone died.
>Mercy
Has barely played support in their life, just wants to fill. Never changes to the damage buff and ignores the fact that there is an enemy team.
>Zen
Wants to play dps but both dps slots are taken and doesn't want to look like an ass. Never uses harmony orb, keeps flanking and 1v1ing as far from the team as possible.
>Symmetra
Thinks that breaking the meta is what wins games, always places tp in a super obvious spot, usually dies while charging in with M1
>down 300 rating in one night
>can't stop playing
>>162050964
Why are korean women so unattractive.
so, i played this game during the open beta and hated it because of the combat style. it's like if you added moba ults to a unity quake port without circlejumping, and then you gave everyone a shitload of nonsensical buffs. However, this game seems to be doing really well for whatever reason. I thought it might just be Blizzard fanboys, or people that like the porn, but it would appear a vast majority of people actually like playing the game. Can someone redpill me on why you would play this game over Paladins, CS:GO, Reflex, or TF2? It just doesn't seem to excel in any particular way.
>>162050940
Let's be serious though, how often does this specific thing happen? Specifically against a Sombra teleporting.
>>162048332
>Roadhog and Heavy/Pyro
>>162050695
Not him, but
>Widowmaker
Underage sniper main coming from COD, BF or CS:GO
Never switches, no matter how bad things are going (or switches 20 seconds before losing)
Never touches the objective, not even a desperate attempt to trigger overtime
Does not use any form of chat
Is there a reason to play anyone but Reinhardt?
>>162051074
>>Zen
>Wants to play dps but both dps slots are taken and doesn't want to look like an ass. Never uses harmony orb, keeps flanking and 1v1ing as far from the team as possible.
tfw I've been this Zen a few times before
>>162051074
>Probably just lost 2 games against widowmaker, tilted af
I would be tilted too if I lost 5v6s
>>162051074
Defense heroes leftI want to know what kind of cancer I am
>>162051263
There's an OW streamer who almost always plays Widowmaker. He's really popular as well, but he seems so selfish. So this is somewhat accurate.
>it's a "S76 and McCree can't aim up so Pharah just crushes us" game
Is there anything I can do or pick to fuck this bitch up if I'm not those heroes? Because all the offense heroes are played by absolute mouthbreathers who instalock their DPS hero of choice and then don't do their job
>>162051093
>pic
>how a real korean looks
characters that NEED to be deleted from the game
>bastion (useless and played by shitters)
>mercy (useless and played by shitters)
>sombra (useless)
>dva (useless and played by cringy shitters)
>ana (overpowered and brings nothing good to the game)
>Have shit aim and reflexes
>I wonder what type of DPI/mouse settings the pros uyse
>400/800 DPI
>try it out
What the fuck my hand seizes up over the necessary movements of the mouse.No wonder this is an eSport
>>162051263
>(or switches 20 seconds before losing)
Every fucking time...
>mfw faggots asking for D.va nerfs
At this point is clear one of the game designers has yellow fever, THEY JUST WONT STOP BUFFING HER
>>162051331
The reason why he's my most played support. I think I have like
6 hours as Zen
3 as Lucio
2 as Ana
1 as Mercy
out of over 200 hours total
>>162050940
The problem with Roadhog's hook it seems is the way the 'shot' is calculated or acknowledged. There's times where I've been hit with it despite moving behind a door/wall, because I think when it's used, they calculate where it's going to hit and if you're there, you will be collected by it.
>won a hard fought match
>barely the underdogs, maybe a 5 point difference
>only get 3 points
>11 game no loss streak
>went from 1850 to 2050
just DRAW my shit up
>>162051530
>took half year to make her viable pick
Yeah, i wouldn't be so sure about that.
>>162051420
Mei, roadhog, Ana, zen and dva
>>162051420
Widowmaker
Zenyatta
D.Va
>>162051074
>tfw I'm that Ana
everyone always call me out as 'the comp tard' and I usually respond by asking why don't they just fuck off to qp
>>162051661
>'the comp tard'
The fuck? Why wouldn't you play a good hero that you're good with in comp?
>>162051616
Defense matrix would be fair if it was a 4 second ability with 10 second cooldown. Having it toggleable makes it too easy to absorb everything, especially Mei/Zarya ults
>>162051534
>Try to play Zen everytime I get owned by one
>Literally no idea what I'm doing
I cannot comprehend this hero. Like I'm actually useless at it, but he seems so good.
When will Blizzard ban these fuckers from ranked? I'm on low diamond and got 3 games in a row ruined by this fucker who plays only Torbjorn. He has like 50 hours on him and a golden gun. Worst of all he could pick his 100 hour Genji but kept playing Torb.
>>162051074
>someone instalocks
>Mei
Is drunk, sexually identifies as a meme. Hits walls nicely, but goes full spaghetti if anything goes wrong. Always ults randomly.
>Hanzo
Cannot aim for shit, doesn't ever swap from hanzo, dies the exact same way he died before, gets the card at the end if the game; 7 scatter arrow kills, 7 eliminations.
>Widowmaker
Doesn't want to play overwatch anymore, objective and teammates don't exist, just wants to compile sick headshots for his montage he put together in windows movie maker.
>Torbjorn
Engineer player from tf2, builds turret in great places but either dies very stupidly, or never leave the turret and repair it until death. Doesn't know what an armor pack is.
>Junkrat
Played junkrat once and found it really fun. Terrible at the game, but just wants to have fun. Plays overwatch as a TDM.
>Bastion
Wants to troll his team, doesn't do anything but sit on the cart and fire at deflecting genjis, sometimes carries his team while "trolling"
Are dive comps still viable?
>>162051758
>harmony flankers, damage dealers, low health heroes who aren't being taken care of my Ana/Mercy
>discord biggest threats (roadhog, D.va, Pharah, Genji, etc)
>land balls
If you get really good with discord and M2, you can make mincemeat of Winstons and Genjis who try to dive you, it's hilarious.
Grow some balls, you fucking faggots. Boo-hoo, team already has two dps? Pick third, be a fucking man.
>oh no mommy I was bullied on the internet today, had to pick a support slut and do fuckall
>>162051824
>>162051074
>>162050048
So everyone sucks?
>>162051791
>when will blizzard actually balance this game and let torb be viable over genji?
that's what you really mean
>>162051263
>Never switches, no matter how bad things are going (or switches 20 seconds before losing)
>Never touches the objective, not even a desperate attempt to trigger overtime
>Does not use any form of chat
fucking kek, this is me to a T when I play Widow in QP.
>>162051824
Junkrat main instalocker, can confirm.
What's up with the inflated ratings?
>>162051850
Just use Zen
>>162051721
no. It was because I told a guy to switch off Sombra with less than 6 min played overall. I told him she's UP and that he would be more effective playing another hero and that would increase our chances of winning
>"I come here to play the game and not listen to you comp tards"
He said he was "only trying comp" even though he was ranked shit in both s1 and s2
>>162051921
Dwarf is a terrible creation all together. They tried so hard to incorporate the partial utility of Engi without really thinking things through
>>162051974
4 DPS, Zen solo healing, Roadhog solo tanking. The "balanced" QP composition
>>162051074
>Symmetra: Thinks that breaking the meta is what wins games, always places tp in a super obvious spot, usually dies while charging in with M1
this is literally me. Even have her golden gun
>>162051974
>have done this before
>losing
>say fuck it and change to soldier, because our Genji and Junkrat aren't doing their fucking jobs
>50% we win
Wow.exe
>>162052013
He sounds like a cunt.
>>162051742
A dva eating a mei or zarya ult doesn't happen often. And if you see it happen often then that's your fault for placing in gold. Defense matrix is fucking fair when one of the most picked heros, zarya, can melt through it
>>162051973
Some people are gaining like 50 SR per win, but i think its momentarily
I was gaining that amount of SR at the beginning and now im only gaining like 25 SR
>>162052031
We killed triple tank
>>162051974
Zen is only viable against shitters. Pick s76 and be a fucking man.
>>162052051
i played 2 games the other day and went up ~120 points
>>162051845
Hmm, I might give him a go. I seem to get absolutely destroyed by Zen.
>>162052049
D.Va is picked more than Zarya in pro games.
Zarya has always been unpopular in low rank games and QP. Can't say the same about D.Va who is a shitter magnet.
>>162051742
D.va is one of those characters that is braindead easy to play while sucking the fun out of the game. It was alright when she was a niche pick, but now that she is everywhere the game feels much worse. Same with Hog.
In the previous metas, Rein and Zarya at least both required some thought to play correctly.
Can someone post the female fanmade OW character that has white and pink hair uses some sort of railgun sword thing
I forgot the name
>>162052352
rivet
>>162052241
dva requires good healing be viable. Zarya is self-sufficient, but less effective overall.
>>162052381
I actually found it myself, no thanks to (you)
>>162052049
>Defense matrix is fucking fair
t. low plat
Defense Matrix might be fair if it had a deadzone (a place close to her where the matrix doesn't block shit) but right now D.va's presence shitcans like half the heroes in the game because the combination of massive armor stack plus Defense Matrix requires absurd coordination to break through.
5 facts about hana song:
- She stinks!
- She never shaves!
- She doesn't bathe!
- I love her!
>>162052241
>hold m2 until Ana gets her ulti
>m1 to victory
>press E and shift for maximum charge, because game filled with slow projectiles
>m1 to victory
Right. I'm not gonna say D.Va takes skill, but if you think any of the tanks is somehow less braindead, you are quite braindead yourself.
>>162052491
>a place close to her where the matrix doesn't block shit
It has exactly that tho.
>>162052491
>ability only extends in one axis
>completely vulnerable from every other angle
>needs to have a deadzone
???
>>162052572
Why not just ignore her once she throws up the matrix? Odds are she's just using it to tryn run away anyway.
>>162052572
>play McCree
>m1 to victory xD
You can oversimplify anything to make it sound retarded. It does not make your argument hold any more ground.
>>162052665
>Dva using matrix to run away
D.va uses matrix to let Rein regenerate shield while letting the S76 pop anything that moves from the safety of the backline.
>>162052491
>>162052597
I was about to say the exact same thing. Her defense matrix blocks basically nothing compared to Genji's deflect.
>>162052712
But you doing the same with D.Va apparently does. Duly noted.
>>162051117
it's easy to get in to, and it's not a moba
>>162052810
don't respond to shitposters.
>>162052805
I am not sure you quite understood what you said there. I will let you think for a bit what the difference between Rein Shield and D.va shield is, and what the difference between Zarya tracking and D.va tracking is. It might take you a while but I believe in you.
>>162052241
I dunno man, even six Meis aren't capable of sucking out as much fun as single bubble cunt.
>>162052785
Genji also doesn't have two lives per life and 600 health, 400 of which is armor.
>>162052843
I'm not shitposting. Why the fuck does everyone play this game? It's like the entirety of the CoD, Dark Souls, Halo, Gears of War, GTA, etc. fanbases all switched to this game.
>>162053032
High degree of polish, intuitive game design, interesting game lore, and it's a shooter that doesn't feel like a piece of shit to play. TF2 is almost a decade old at this point, and it's old and busted.
>>162053032
TF2 is old.
Is Winston sleeper good or is he really as shit as he looks and feels?
>>162053213
he's situational.
Considering how strong dva is these days, should her guns have an ammo count/overheat
Am I at a disadvantage in aiming if I'm left handed? I think I am because a right handed person will naturally be able to use the mouse more skillfully
>>162053270
You know you can get left handed mouses right?
i want the game to give me fucking 50 points like the beginning of the season
I can't stop playing as Dva even though it feels like cheating.
>>162053297
Yeah but I've always used a right handed mouse, so that's what I'm used to. But still since I'm not actually right handed I won't be as able to make precise movements
I saw a post on here a while ago that said if I was getting triple-quad gold medals as a DPS and keep losing, that I should start playing support. I decided to listen to that and play some more support and tanksI haven't won a game as a support or tank once
i'm at 3140 rating at the moment, i was 3400
>>162052562
i want to suck on her sweaty toes
>that one KOTH game when you can't land a single fucking hook
I swear, it's like the game puts me in high latency lobbies sometimes just to fuck with me.
>>162053213
>>162053254
this
he is great on attack if you have a strat to poke in with his shield in combination with rein shield or more offensive heroes
he is good at disrupting the back line but sometimes needs support
bottom line is the winston player has to be very aware and know when to engage/disengage
Dva's health is now 300 health - 300 armor
There, D.va fixed while still being viable
>tfw you chain multiple swift strikes for kill after kill on low HP targets
>muh forced 50% winrate
When does it kick in?
>>162054029
why not just pick d.va? can/t she do his job better than him? More health, shields last longer, better mobility. Is there anything winston does that d.va can't?
>>162053941
Every game I play
>3-4 DPS instalocked
>Everyone with gamesense has to play support or tank
>Can't push because the DPS are useless
Everyone should know how to play Rein and Lucio.
>>162054103
what difference does it make ?
>>162054190
winston has better get in/get out mobility with his jump, and his ult is fantastic at clearing a point or causing havoc. d.va is better at frontline tanking but can do a bit of around the back disruption as well.
>>162053883
Considering you're left-dominant, you might just feel better getting a lefty mouse. There might be a few week adjustment period while you get used to it, but I'd wager you'll do better in the long run.
>>162054159
Forgot the pic.
>>162054196
>Can't push because the DPS are useless
That's all of my comp games ever.
>Get a triple kill with Rein
>Killed by the stragglers
>Somehow my team still can't push in and take control of the point 5v3
>>162054270
I only go Rein for my first spawn now if people don't utilize the shield properly. I think some dudes are scared to trust me because they're used to erratic charging Reins tho.
What was the sense in that if youre clearly doing your job as DPS and then some?
>>162054252
>>162054159
forced 50% is a merely a meme
>>162054458
Clearly I'm not doing enough if I can't win
I have a negative winrate on every character
>>162054248
Okay, I know it would feel really weird at first, but I might try it, thanks
>>162054458
meant for
>>162053941
>play most games as d.va rein, reaper and lucio
>forced 50 not kicking
when is it gonna happen bois
>>162054252
Never.
>>162054556
when you hit diamond
Reminder that using ELO makes ranked mode inherently shit, since ELO was designed for a 1v1 game (chess), not team games
Other games that use ELO, like CSGO are also shit
why are koth maps are way more difficult than escort maps?
>>162054589
don't do this to me.
>Torb mains
>>162054664
>t. silver
>>162054671
I think because KoTH lasts longer than the other game modes, sometimes a team just gets tired and start massively chocking
>>162054664
t. bronze
>>162054671
>>162054824
each team also starts on equal footing and the game mode has less of a need for pure defense heroes like defending a payload would. more fighting happens as well, and its pretty easy to get to 99% and then have the other team cap the point.
>>162054664
If it's so bad why are the best players ranked at the top where they should be? It's not exact but it's fair to say everyone is within around 300 SR of their actual skill.
>Bastion gets his shield in turret form back
Is he meta now?
>watch localization videos of OW
>everything but original is trash
Man, I feel bad for people who play the non-english version of the game. Even japs who are notorious for their high profile VAs did a hack job on the game.
>Pharah
>her voice is stoic, but also playful and feminine when she's not talking about the mission at hand
>every localization turns her into generic strong female with deep voice
>>162054824
my group cant do shit on lijiang tower but we fucking destroy anyone on maps like el dorado or route 66
>>162054952
Dont think so
Honestly I dot see turret characters ever working on this game because its 6v6
In TF2, because the matches were 12 v 12, there would always be some teammates indirectly protecting your turrets
>>162054952
He's now viable without having to rely on his team comp. You know, like all balanced characters in the game are.
Who else throws the match when you dont win the first round of KoTH??
>>162055065
The problem is no-one gets that you need to make the turret the central point of your defense. The enemy team is going to want to destroy it, by placing the turret intelligently you can make it much harder for flankers to get access to your backline as well as controlling where the enemy team is going to try and come from.
No-one utilizes the area denial though and just plays as though the turret isn't there.
Do you guys ever get voice lines from the game pop into your head at random times? Quite often when I'm at work or just driving and thinking about something else my inner monologue will suddenly say "Oh oh this is mah jam" or a different line
>>162055286
no dude
>>162055286
your brain is trying to make you feel good by thinking about fun stuff
>>162055286mada mada
>>162055286
H E P P I
E
P
P
I
>>162055286
winky face
love, dva
l o l
gee gee
is this easy mode?
i'm #1
heppy helloween
dva 1 bad guys 0
no hacks required
>>162055220
Because the turret is shit and only works due to lack of coordination in pubs. Otherwise it's just poke/finishing damage/distraction (which are still useful things). Reinhardt/D.va + any long-range hero could eat turrets for breakfast.
My point is, babysitting the turret isn't worth it. Torb can build another one in seconds anyway.
>>162053085
>High degree of polish
Huge meta swings every 2 months, only 6-8 viable heroes at the same time. Horrible matchmaking
>intuitive game design
Roadhog hook, Genji reflect, scatter arrow
>interesting game lore,
Inconsistent mess
>>162055286
Roadhog's lines quite often pop up in my head at random times.
>>162054896
Because best players are pros who play with 5 other pros
>>162055286
I hope I'm not the only one who does this but when I'm in my room in private or in the bathroom either taking a dump or showering I imitate what my favorite characters do.
>experiencing tranquility while taking a dump
>breaking it down when I jump on the bed for comfy sleep
>justice rains from above as the water lands on me in the shower
>hammer down the sofa for extra comfiness when I sit
>deadeye pose to see if the delivery guy is at my door
>do the "you're in my sights" soldier emoteto my gf
t. total fucking autist
>>162055547
You forgot awwwww yeah!
Whats wrong with you?
>>162055702
>I'm not baiting guyz I'm srs
>continues to bait hard
Try again in couple days.
>>162055758
Enumbre plays in solo Q :^)
>decide to comp without any warmup
>lose 5 matches in a row
Really makes my mind grind....
>>162055286
>Quite often when I'm at work or just driving
I randomly say Genji's and D.Va's lines aloud, but only when I'm alone. Also SAKE!!!!
>>162055751
>life is pain, so is death
>>162055772
>gf
>total fucking autist
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>162055547
*sigh*... AFK
>>162055702
>Inconsistent mess
>>162055751
>>162055913
I heard Roadhog say "no pain, no gain" on PTR
How do you usually know that your team is trash and you're about to lose? For me it's:
>people start to actively talk in VOIP from the very start of the game
Master really is the new diamond, isn't it?
>>162056027
It's the opposite for me. When people start memeing in the voice chat it gets bad.
>>162056062
Bronze really is the new Grandmaster, huh?
>>162055835
Thanks for 2 easy (You)s
I enjoy 1v1s more than full matches
>>162055286
Ha, superstition.
>Needs Moderate Nerf
D.Va
>Needs Minor Nerf
Ana
Zarya
>Needs Tiny Nerf
McCree
76
Mei
Roadhog
>Could use some re-tuning
Torbjorn
Lucio
>Wait for that patch to find out
Symmettra
>Needs Tiny Buff
Winston
Mercy
Tracer
>Needs Small Buff
Phara
>Needs Moderate Buff
Sombra
>Needs Large Buff
Bastion
What low skill hero will they buff next? Junkrat? Mercy?
And what high skill hero will get the nerf bat?
>>162056364
>needs to go
you
W H Y I S 1 V 1 F U CKING RANDOM
FUCKINMG
H
OLY SHIT
RANOMD FUCKING SUPPORT HEORES
WHAT THE ACUTAL FUCL
IM SO FICUKING MAD
HOPLY SHIT
WEHY
W
HY
WEHY
WHY
BASTION 1V1
DWARTF FAGGOT 1V1 FGW3TASDFASDFA
IM SO FUCKING MADI M SAHKINMG
FUCK
ME
IÓASDMOIKLFANWBJKFYDRFG
>>162056364
>Zarya needs to be nerfed again
>Winston and Tracer need buffs but Reaper doesnt
>>162056431
>t. rekt
>>162056420
>cyka and weeb mains still mad
>people actively pay to smurf on this game
Fucking why?
>>162056420
Are you implying that Zarya is a high skill hero? Do you really want to imply that?
>>162056534
Some people arent neets and have enough money to buy shit when they want it. Next question.
>>162056568
***
>Mfw being a Lucio main on console
CAN'T STOP WONT STOP
>>162056587
Okay...great. But fucking why?
>>162056568
Are you implying that there is any hero in this game that requires ANY skill at all? Bronze and top 500 players are basically at the same level because of how easy this game is.
Most importantly, the hero that requires the LEAST skill isyour favourite one.
>>162056521
>>162056568
Higher skill than D.Va, for sure. D.Va has fully replaced Zarya as the off tank.
Retard Blizzard hasn't learned that they shouldn't tweak every variable at once. I think that they don't even want to balance the game, everyone just takes turns at being OP.
>>162056129
>Mei's mouth full of icicles
>tfw trying really hard
>getting rekt
>give up dont care, dont try
>win several times in a row
O K?
>>162056674
>muh stars
really m8?
>>162056885
>if I focus on playing instead of sperging out I play better
Really made me think famalam.
>>162056916
>focusing = sperging out
>not giving a shit and not even trying = focusing
how can
one person
be
this
fucking
autistic
?
>>162056829
Defence Matrix takes more skill than Barriers
Nerf This takes more skill than Grab
>>162056809
Because they want to practice different heroes and be at an accurate rank with them rather than play them at high rank and fuck their team? Because they want to start fresh and put their old stats from when they were still learning behind? Because they want to climb again and find it fun? Different reasons. As with any other form of entertainment, you do not have to find fun what others do.
>no invisible option in the friends list
WHEN BLIZZARD
FUCKING WHEN
>>162056958
Source: your ass
>>162056972
Why would anyone want that?
>>162048450
similar to the 'reinhardt is easy to play' meme, everyone just plays mercy/rein in quickplay and assumes that all to it, without realising you get shit on if you play high level comp without knowing how to play them
>Get POTG as Rein
>It doesn't record me saving the team from a D.va ult
Console friends what are your settings like?
Using 100 horizontal, 75 vert with aim assist at 0 and aim technique as dual-zone.
Trying to get good with Ana but the sticks still seem sluggish, Takes too many shots to actually heal the Genji zipping about.
>>162054664
cool opinion my good man
>>162057061
i wanna play alone, but there are some needy fuckers on my friends list. it's not worth getting rid of them but i need muh space.
>>162057237
>100 speed
>still too slow
wew
>>162057302
try telling them that you want to play alone for a little bit
>>162056950
>sperging out = focusing
>focusing = not giving a shit and not even trying
>hurr durr autism
Wow, man, your argument really made me think. Have you considered the possibility that stressing out makes you play worse and being relaxed makes you play better? Nah, better call people autistic over the internet, this is a hilarious and original meme xD .
So what's an average rating in this game? I just finished my placement matches and it landed me at 2020, did some matches with friends and now I'm sitting over 2206.
>>162056971
I'm quite afraid of this. I pretty much only play Lucio and sometimes Roadhog because I don't think I'm good enough to play any DPS. So when I finally decide I am good enough, I won't be because I'll be playing against way better opponents.
>>162057378
average is 2500, 3000+ is top 10%, 2000 is bottom 10% iirc.
>>162057342
Yeah I guess I should really be asking is the aim assist worth a shit or will I justGet a KB+M Adapter
>>162057302
>too much of a pussy to tell people off
>>162057512
just come to pc my friend
When will they fix Lúcio's wallride mechanic?
Sometimes it justs stops wallriding, am i doing something wrong or is it just fucked?
When is Blizzard going to dump the Christmas skins?
>>162057827
13th.
>>162057725
I haven't had a single issue with wallriding, and I main Lucio
>>162057596
exactly
now give me invisible mode so i don't need to confront people
>>162057827
>pic
what?
>>162057237
75/75. Aim assist off. I think I would be sacrificing too much of my accuracy if I tried bumping it up to 100
>>162057725
You can only ride along a single wall without changing directions/switching to another wall for about 3 seconds I believe
>>162058021
no, there's no time limit
Post 'em
>>162058021
lolwut
If that were the case, Lucio would be complete trash
Why are people in this game so fucking angry and high strung in the silver/gold brackets? It's always them, or unranked faggots spazzing out and yelling random shit in the chat/vc
>>162057512
> Everyone in OW using kb+m
> sony even licensed an adapter
Why not just allow games to straight up support KB+M on consoles?
>>162058140
Because they all think that they are better than the other people at that rank, and deserve to be higher.
>>162058169
then you couldn't sell pointless overpriced USB HID adapters
>>162058046
>>162058087
Never mind, apparently that used to be the case and was removed from the game without being documented. Got it from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH0ePK5ia50
>>162058140
>playing comp
>match ends in a draw
>tell players in chat that we would have won if they didn't rely on me carrying all the time
>team throws a fit while other team agrees
How is calling someone a 12 year old even an insult anyway?
stopped playing since mid-season 2, stopped going to OW threads or watching OW content.
i am currently re-downloading the whole thing.
i am aware that sombra has been released but never really had the interest left to even look her up what should i expect?
>2016
>having trouble playing a casual shooter
d:^)-c-c you overwatchbabbies
>>162058371
I don't even understand what that emote you just shat out is supposed to convey
>>162058371
>diamond
>>162058364
Sombra has no place in competitive play, for one
>>162058416
Jewish man with baseball cap, holding hands on hips and sitting with legs crossed.
>>162058285
On one hand it's disgusting how overpriced they are but they also stop everyone using it
>>162058436
She was actively used in Dreamhack games, though. Crashed the server 4 times in one game, too.
>>162057237
100/100 and it still feels slow. No aim assist. Only a little on widow.
>>162058371
>lvl 395
>only 3044 SR
what the fuck was even your very first SR, sub bronze 500?
>>162058371
>barely diamond
>>162058169
Sony doesn't care if you use KB/M on their console, they leave it up to the developer. Dust 514 and UT3 allowed KB/M on PS3.
Does anyone know if they undid the recent change to her beam that made it easier to hit? I played her today and it felt like the old beam.
>>162048332
TF2 came out over a decade ago, and was fantastic. the gaming world at large would have been dumb as hell not to take the great ideas from that Iconic game and take it further and in different directions
>tfw didn't buy Overwatch until last month because of hearing that many people were purchasing $60 worth of loot boxes for skins
>start playing
>legendary skins end up being easy to win and affordable when using gold
twitch..tv/kimdoe
Everyone needs to watch this dude. 1300 SR Genji main
>>162058693
I've invested like 10 dollars into this game, and I have almost every summer games skin. Missed halloween, but the point is that you really don't need to put money in for the skins, just play the damn game.
mystery man mccree or night ops 76?
How much does settings affect gameplay? Currently play on medium settings, 30 FPS 720p on a shitty laptop. Can't for the life of me get pass Platinum rank, it's always win one lose one.
>>162058925
if you are not playing on at least 60 fps you are at a huge disadvantage lower everything
When will koreans be removed from the NA servers
they are literally ruining it
>>162058925
I'm in the same boat basically, but I have to play at absolute lowest settings where you can barely see anything to get 30 fps. We are absolutely at a huge disadvantage. Any dip below 30 during intense battles makes aiming pretty much impossible.
>have 3k cp
>want to get Sombra golden gun because she's fun as fuck to play
>she's currently shit
SOMBRA BUFFS WHEN HOLY SHIT BLIZZARD.
>>162058843
Mystery
>tfw shit at all the heroes I find fun
>>162058925
>>162059132
>tfw sub-30 fps on low/medium in a rural area with shit internet connection
>>162059241
>tfw the only hero i have any skill at is lucio
>>162059198
did i do good boss
So I hear Sombra is pretty bad? I haven't been here or played since her abilities were revealed and everyone was saying she'd 100% be overpowered as fuck. Just came here to laugh.
>>162058843
76, I don't like how Mcree's cape clips sometimes.
>>162059319
she's essentially a piece of paper that fades in and out of view, never really doing much of anything
Her ult is too situational as well, and she'll most likely be dead, or too late by the time it's needed
>>162059319
You really shouldn't listen to whatever /owg department of theories says
>>162059241
>>162059287
>Have high win percentage and play time in comp as Rat Boy Genius
>everyone screams at me to not play him on attack, or at all
How do we fix Reaper? He's completely outclassed at the moment
>>162059423
>playing junkrat
>ever
I hope pharah shits all over you
>>162058925
Get a new pc or lower settings. Playing on higher fps will improve your gameplay more than any practice you do.
>>162059319
Her ult is really strong and she can charge it extremely quickly with hacked health packs, but her damage is lacking compared to other DPS so she doesn't get played much.
>>162059436
Reyes was born to suffer on all levels of existence
>>162059436
It's not that reaper is bad it's that 76 is op
>>162059423
To be fair Junkrat is a really shit pick on attack. It's not really fair to expect your team to assume you're an autismal savant when you make a bad pick, especially when 9/10 Junkrat mains who assure me that they're good turn out to be really fucking shit. I'm pretty sure there are tons of Junkrat mains who overestimate how good they are with him because they just spam grenades into a choke and get lucky kills
>>162059436
Faster firerate?
Why is Symmetra allowed to hard counter Roadhog? Even if I hook her, I do almost no damage because her hitbox is like a twig. I can hook a 40% HP Symmetra and still not kill her. When my hook is on cooldown, she can easily kill me with 120 autoaim DPS while bunnyhopping around.
What color is Mercys underwear?
Asking for a friend.
>>162059660
>Why is Symmetra allowed to hard counter Roadhog
>Lost connection to game servers
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>162059661
>implying she wears underwear
>>162059436
RMB shoots both shotguns simultaneously with larger spread for shredding tanks in CQC.
>>162048332
Don't care, always hated TF2's look.
>>162059661
Mostly white, with brown, red and yellow stains
>>162059661
She's mature and classy, so definitely black thong.
>>162046406
Wait theres blood in OW?!
>>162059745
s-stains?
>>162059785
yes, cum stains
Trying to get good at Lucio, but wall riding is so fucked. Some wall props or extrusions will push you off and stop your momentum and others you just clip straight through.
>>162048450
there's a reason girls only play mercy
>>162060253
Because it's an incentive to white knight the healer which creates a stronger bond for the dps to protect the healer.
I'd love to be carried to top 500 by playing mercy but fortunately I don't have a set of ovaries
>>162059436
His right mouse button fires armor-ignoring rounds, but requires 2 ammo per shot and has a slightly slower fire rate.
Done.
>>162060137
Do you really need to be a master wallrider to play Lucio well? I've only ever seen like 2 Lucios who actually bothered with it, but I have only had the game a few months so maybe that's why
>>162060487
>ignores armor
Dva getting under your skin that badly, eh?
>>162060450
fucking yes, I assume this is custom?
>>162059301
Yes. Welcome to the McHamburgler club.
>>162060595
It's an offical set
>>162058925
>tfw craptop
>can only effectively play reinhardt
>somehow made it to master solo q
guess i should never gamble with all my luck used up haha :)
>>162060504
If you don't at least have a moderate grasp of wall riding, then you're missing out on a lot of Lucio's potential.
>Sombra doesn't have a skin where her logo is worn as a mask
:^)
Shill a good YouTube channel please, everything Google spits out is garbage
>>162060806
do what you do best, right? haha
proud of you son :)
>tfw you time your shoulder charge with Reinhardt just right to smash a stupid Mei that's iced up on your point
NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN, KNAVE
Holy fucking shit the English tracer va is so fucking bad
>>162060872
https://www.youtube.com/user/phreakindee
>>162060940
>tfw you play catch the nigger with the enemy team as you circle around the giant bell as Lucio in hanamura, while your entire team is dead
>they don't kill you in time
>Ult recharged
LET'S DROP THE BEAT
>>162060872
I unironically enjoy timthetatman's stream and his YouTube highlight videos. Yes I am easy to entertain. I enjoy watching fat idiots shout and sperge out. Reminds me of /owg/'s audience.
>tfw stuck in elo hell
>>162061308
What exactly is elo hell? Silver? Bronze?
>>162060652
:^)
What's her name again?
>>162061393
Wimbledimble
>>162061139
>shout and sperg
Holy shit you aren't kidding, I recognize his name from that post and I actually randomly watched him one day for 5 minutes. I never watch Twitch but once in a blue moon I get curious, I was actually trying to see if there were any actual slutty bitches showing cleavage on cam like in the images and maybe talk shit in her chat because I give two fucks about being banned. I did once to a Dead by Daylight streamer and got my name mentioned out loud and personally banned. Afterwords I got 4 separate messages from people in the chat with things like "are you salty", "nice getting bant from the chat you dumb ass" "how does that feel?", felt pretty good.
Anyways, the tat man guy, yeah he was just shouting and talking so fucking loudly and people were LOVING him in the chat. By the way twitch chat has got to be the most cancerous shit I have ever seen in my life.
Makes me wish I could get good enough internet to stream because I love talking shit when there an audience and like to think I could make a decent streamer.
>>162061004
You're bad.
>>162061393
Wimbledonplayer
>>162060940
>Playing against decent team, one player is clearly worse than the rest and they're struggling because of it (picks hanzo first and second game)
>Assume that they're fighting a little over it
>"Damn guys, you should thank your hanzo for carrying"
>their teamwork falls apart and they filter until we win
>Hanzo intentionally stops being a team player because after all; he is the best player
I love doing that
That, and making one player flip the fuck out in chat which distracts them from the game/leads to them typing when they should be playing
I made it
>>162061512
>inb4 you're still shit
They forgot to redesign the biggest issue with symmetra: her face.
By far the worst character design in the game, just some generic brown lady with a portal gun, wow what poop, completely unplayable unless you have the skin which changes her shit color to blue, but I am not paying 1000 coins to lay down little Logitech Webcams across the map
>>162061512
Nice work anon, onwards to diamond!
>>162061512
>made it to average
LOL
>>162061393
Wildebeasttamer
>>162061512
Good job, friend.
>>162057827
Is dirty bomb dead? I had more fun in that game than I am now in ow last year.. Maybe time to reinstall
Who do I get my golden gun for
1. Genji
2. Hanzo
3. Tracer
4. Soldier
5. Reinhardt
6. Reaper
7. Mercy
8. Ana
9. Bastion
0. Widowmaker
Dubs: Torbjorn
>>162061369
2800 and below, 2800 is the mark at which the system has a 50/50% chance of bumping you solidly into diamond or shooting you back down to gold
>Tfw finally crawled out of plat hell
Now I'm in diamond hell. killmenow
>>162061512
gratz anon
>>162061798
Torbjorn get.
How the fuck do you deal with KR players
They don't speak english so they are IMPOSSIBLE to communicate with, insist that they are the best and NEVER change from their SINGLE main hero, they often abandon if they are going to lose, and when they actually do elect to join the voice chat it's nothing but "ZARYA ZARYA ZARYA BACK BACK BACK BACK GENJI GENJI GENJI GENJI WHOOOOO VERU NAISU" and you have to mute them anyway. I can count the number of good korean players that attempted to communicate on one hand (they knew "enemy", hero names, directions, and time words).
Why are they allowed on the NA servers
Playing with them is impossible
>>162051074
>always whiffs ult
D.Va's ult is pretty much useless so I just use it to get the mech back, most of the time.
>>162059436
>Nerf dva
>Nerf roadhook because a tank that is also a tank killer, and by extension a squishy killer as well, who also can bullshit his way past every tank killer isn't balanced
>Rework ana because she breaks the game and literally shapes the meta around her, and thus is directly responsible for this
Another great idea I saw earlier was
>Make wraith form work off a resource like defense matrix, and thus usable in spurts
What does /owg/ think the new holiday update will be like? An arena mode where everyone fights for the glory of the a-mei-zing snow queen?
>>162051074
>>Zarya
>Actually good player but never ever uses ult until it hits 6/6 people, which usually results in 0 kills.
You just described me
I need to work on that
>>162059436
Those who suggest power creep should be banned on sight.
>0-5 in placements
>level 25 and have to fight level 200s
w-when will i get to stomp shitters blizz?
They just play hog rein dva mei tracer 76 and my team cant figure it out
>>162062159
I'd love to see a big battlefield update with a gamemode that has 12 player teams, or more than two teams at the same time
>>162062159
I imagine Tracer will be narrating this time if the PvE takes place in Kings Row.
>>162062246
Try being placed with gold lvl 500s who don't know what any role actually does
>>162062259
I've always loved the idea of a "war-mode," 20v20, huge maps, madness like that
D.Va Dragon skin when?
How do I deal with pharaoh with a mercy pocket if my whole team can't aim, including myself?
>>162062339
that happens too, i think my team is made up of retards from quickplay that i fucked
>>162062357
>teams clash on the battlefield with 20 crusaders each clashing at the front line
>Phalanxes transporting junkrat batteries
>Meis entirely boxing enemy players to be confined during a d.va ult inside
>Lucio getting his ult in 1.8 attoseconds
>>162062406
learn to aim
>>162062246
>>162062339
>thinking level matters
the first thing to learn is that you are wrong and then start working from there.
Beyond level 100, anybody is just as likely to be any skill.
>"and this is how we turned one type of cancer, into two!"
>>162062184
>tfw ult timing and anticipation is pure shit
>constantly fighting the notion that unless i kill the entire enemy team or lead to a team wipe, my ult would be wasted
i'll get there one day
>>162062536
The point is that after so many fucking matches, you'd figure they'd at least have some sort of understanding of the game
Lvl 500 is thousands of matches
>>162062578
Fuck no dude, if they're level 500 and playing in the same skill bracket as you then the only difference between you and them is that they are terminally shit and you're just momentarily shit
>>162062406
honestly if your team is getting stomped by a pharmercy combo, then you really do need to drop ranks to play with people on your skill level. that combo is easily countered by S76 who is OP as fuck at the moment
>still no randomizer arcade mode that mixes all weapons/abilites/ults
Imagine playing Roadhog with McCrees revolver, pharas flight and Soldiers Ulti.
>>162048983
>>162062039
>Why are they allowed on the NA servers
They are on EU servers too. Early morning hours = every team has a token korean
>>162063037
>tfw every Korean I've encountered is a free kill
>>162062539
>playstyle is hanzo's bow and arrow
>ult is genjis sword
actually shit
>>162063076
>mfw shittalking koreans
>>162063125
>I shout "ching chong ping pong" back at them
>>162062984
t. Bronze
This thread is at like, 4 or 5 levels of dedness right now my dudes
I literally only play brawls. Is anyone else like me?
>>162063203
t. not knowing how to use a hero properly
>>162063261
t. Always offense junkrat
Has anyone seen a gold frame out in the wild?
>>162063297
How do you even get one?
>>162062819
no its not
pharmercy is 2 person vs you just 1. pharah does full damage and can 2 shot you from afar where your damage drops off while its very easy for mercy to stay out of line of sight
>>162063184
>they speak english
>tell them I don't speak mandarin
>>162063356
I don't think you understand how powerful 76 is
>>162063296
>Always offense junkrat
>>162063261
>t. not knowing how to use a hero properly
>hero
Yeah, I mistake the word "hero" for "Junkrat" a lot too >>162063296
>>162063342
lvl 1000+
>>162063356
she's only got 200 health and her rockets take 8 years to travel 20 feet. just shoot her dude, like what are you doing.
>>162063225
How do we save it?
>>162063297
Yes.
Russian who played only McCree with ~10% accuracy.
>>162063356
And that means one person is holding up two people, which means the rest of your team can move up and 5v4. If Mercy abandons Pharah that means Pharah is dead because any decent 76 will destroy an airborne Pharah. Which means that the battle will now be a 6v5.
Pharmercy combo is shit and only stomps low ranks. There's a reason why Pharah is barely picked by the pros.
>>162051093
die
Anyone else both love and hate this game at the same time? I adore this game but no other game has made me rage so hard. The heartburn from anger is painful. It's like heroin that I know is bad for me but I keep shooting it up anyway.
>>162063641
The game is fine.
It's the people that play it are just bad.
Also, 20 tick.
>>162049570
its to 90% based on how you finished the last season
>>162063695
>It's the people that play it are just bad.
yeah, pretty much.
>>162063695
>20 tick
>>162063641
Yeah I really like the gameplay and visuals but hate everything else.
>>162063819
into the gas chambers it goes
>>162061865
rofl, git gud faggot.
>tfw you meme hook people so well in 3v3 that the enemy team accuse you of aimbotting
I ain't even mad that those salty bastards were accusing me of cheating, just happy that they think my skills are equal to an aimbot.
Why did I keep hearing Plat was full of shitters?
It's far more enjoyable that Gold ever was.
>>162063493
Shes too fucking hard to hit in the air. By the time you get a shot lined up shes floated somewhere else
>>162064016
is plat the new gold? or is gold the new plat?
>>162064016
In every game that has a ranking system, faggots here will tell you that nothing is good unless you're at a professional level, whether or not they're there themselves.
>>162064028
go back to bronze where you belong
>>162064016
All about perspective. For people in plat it's as bad as gold was for you.
>>162064028
>Shes too fucking hard to hit in the air.
Gitgud then, that's all I can say because I'm only in diamond and barely anyone has trouble with shooting down a Pharah if they're a hitscan hero like McCree, S76 or Ana.
>>162064016
plat was total fucking cancer last season. 2 of my friends who never got diamond are diamond already this season. maybe diamond is the new hell.
>>162064058
I think gold is the new plat
>>162064075
Not just here. Any place which does not show their personal records will be full of people who claim everyone below top level is completelling trash. I am diamond, I am not great by any means, but I am ranked better than 9/10 players when it comes to statistic's and distribution.
>>162063419
by posting more butts
with no survivors
>>162064028
>Shes too fucking hard to hit in the air
What league are you?
>>162064339
Silver. 1728
>this is what X hours looks like on X Hero
I have like 3 hours to my name on my most played hero.
Really starting to wonder what my Zenyatta will look like at 400 hours to be honest.
>>162064370
That explains it. Play more McCree in QP, no matter how shit you are with hitscan, you'll learn how to land flicks better.
>>162064128
I am in diamond and I can kill pharaohs with Zarya right clicks. It takes a special kind of retard to fail to kill her with a hitscan character.
>>162064370
W E W
E
W
HO WTHE FUCK DO IG ET OUT OF ELO HELL REEEEEEEEEEEE
If your SR is based entirely on your ranking from last season, why have placement matches at all?
>>162064516
What's your rank?
>>162064370
Lol this is a top 500 only thread, kiddo. Nobody here is below that rank. Right, fellow godly players?
>>162064448
I'm pretty good with McCree actually, I just had shit luck with teams during placements. 3 of my games had Torb on KotH
>>162064516
It doesn't exist. You belong where you are now.
>>162064516
Kys
>>162064563
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKIGN CUNT I JUST WANT ASIE CENOT THIS BULLSHIT RHETORIC MIND GAME SHIT FUCK
>>162064639
If you can't hit Pharah, you're not good with McCree.
>>162064449
I'm alright with killing her as Zen by discording and leading the orbs on her. Hitscan users really have no excuse to not kill Pharahs due to her slow as hell descending rate.
>>162064619
Complaining about Pharmercy is like complaining about Bastion being OP. It's a sign of a bad player and they should try to improve and learn how to counter said plays instead of complaining about them.
>>162064540
it has to make sure you're still at that rank or thereabouts.
>>162064683
Jesus Christ, stop being such a cunt about it.
What is your rank? I'm trying to help.
>>162064735
sorry
1327
>>162064516
I have ranked from silver to diamond in a week. ELO he'll is not a thing. Play better. I played Zarya/rein/ana/Lucio and earned 60 Sr for a win and lost 20 for a loss. Even at a 30-40% win rate you can easily climb.
>>162064516
I wish i knew.
>>162064772
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>162064772
>1327
>ELO hell
u wot
>>162064772
If you're stuck that low, I'm sorry but you literally belong there.
you guys are mean
i am going to kms now
>>162048303
i think dva won
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UigesnHy5hI
>>162064540
I'd like to see where new players are placing, how much lower they are compared to players doing placements last season.
So I usually finish my matches with at least 2 gold medals win or lose and I'm not climbingin fact I'm dropping. I never believed in elo hell buts it's getting hard to not buy into it right now.
I probably just need to git gud, right?
>>162064930
I placed 2500 with a brand new account playing solo. Got to diamond solo queueing 20 or so games. Level 35.
>>162064772
OW ELO hell is plat. You can solo carry yourself out of lower leagues with any DPS or hog.
>>162064930
i just started playing this season, i placed at ~2200 and went 6w/4l in placements. i'm at around 2600 now though. the first few days i basically stayed at 2200 with a few streaks of "win 1, lose 1, repeat." i only solo queue.
>All these elitist cocksuckers who think having a high SR means anything
Fuck off. No-one gives a fuck what NEETs who play 16 hours a day think
>>162064248
>sticking out her ass
OMG SO OFFENSIVE, WHAT WILL LITTLE KIDS THINK WHEN THEY SEE THIS! WE CAN'T HAVE CHILDREN KNOWING THAT WOMEN HAVE BUTTS! REMOVE THIS IMMEDIATELY, BLIZZARD!
>>162065043
I only play about 3 hours a day and I'm Diamond.
What's your excuse?
>play DPS
>get blamed for the loss regardless of how much damage you've done
>>162064987
What is your win% ? Also your medals don't matter since they only compare you to your shit teammates. To gain mad ELO you have to make the system think you far outclass them by having fantastic stats. It compares you to other players as a whole and gives you a projected SR it tries to push you to.
>>162065043
>anyone who's better than me has no life
>>162065076
>Playing video games for 3 hours a day
Disgusting
>>162065076
>diamond
Get out of here scrub. I play 1 hr an year and I am top 500.
>>162065241
Sorry, master...
>Volskaya
>team picks 2 off tanks and doesn't switch to Rein until we've already lost the point
>>162064683
I bet it's your own fault you lost.
>2984SR
>oh shit one more game and I'm diamond
>loose 8 games in a fucking row
>2792 now
>/owg/ says Pharmercy is bad
>Pharmercy is being used successfully in a Korean pro game right now
Really nakes you think
>>162065283
I'd activate my self-destruct sequence on that D.Va, if you know what I mean.
>>162065403
Elaborate
>>162065362
>2997
>oh shit this happened last season time for a losing streak
>win
Never entering comp again this season.
>>162065397
Link.
>>162065456
Miros stream on twitch
>>162065430
WELL YOU SEE OPTIMUS, DINOSAURS ALL HAD SIMPLE BRAINS
>>162065397
>Korean "pros"
That's like NA diamond. Watch ENVY deleting them all several days ago.
>>162065494
>not an actual tournament with money at stake
>pro game
Pfff
>>162065430
Sorry, that was my dick speaking. But really though, I wouldn't mind having sexual relations with her.
>>162051074
>keeps flanking and 1v1ing as far from the team as possible.
I main Tracer/Zen and I find myself subconsciously doing this occasionally.
>>162065526
>ENVY
>NA
No one on the team is from US.
Thread is dead. Post smug heroes.
anyone interested in playing with healslut me and possibly become the bestest of friends ever?
add Lazer#21698
>try really hard to communicate with team and combo ult all s2
>stuck on losing streaks all the time
>decide to meme it up and not care s2
>in stalk gang and shout HOKAGE each time you ult in voice chat
>climb
Is climbing just easier s3?
>>162065859
They are an NA owned team and all moved to live in their team house there. USA! USA!
>Miro on Winston
How do you get so fucking good?
>Play Genji
>Get focused by every enemy in sight
>Play Tracer
>Enemy team will ignore you even when you're shooting them in the back of the head
Whats the dealio with this phenomenon
>>162065885
why the hell i can't main mercy in world where healsluts don't exist?
>>162065909
Instalock gangu*
Fucking autocorrect.
Low Gold given up on even Platinum here. Should I keep trying to get better or meme my way down to Bronze?
>>162066091
Keep trying, Anon!
I know you can do it!
>>162066091
you'll get worse playing against worse players, keep improving urself and dont care about the rank as much as your own improvement. Stop being a bitch, also.
>>162065953
This always makes me laugh.
>>162066091
Just do whatever feels fun. A number in a video game shouldn't make you feel bad. If it does switch the game. Idiots who invest their self worth in their rank are the ones who should feel ashamed.
>play Ana
>enemy Ana boosts their Reinhardt
>he charges into us, by miracle misses everyone
>put him to sleep as he hits the wall
>we could have easily ignored him and pushed onto the point
>Our soldier shoots him, he wakes up and kills 4 of us
I don't see a difference between silver, gold, plat and diamond. Everyone plays equally shit.
>>162066020
Genji is a bigger threat than Tracer
>>162065953
"Please clap." In the form of a tweet. Sad!
>>162065953
Its kind of sad to remember how they thought that game would be as big as overwatch
>>162066209
This is because there is no difference. You will find reyards even in master/GM. If you don't believe me watch streams.
>>162066198
yeah and weight is just a number too
>>162066398
>comparing physically debilitating conditions to a ranking in a video game
IQ is also a number, and yours is pretty low.
>>162065883
I give you the smuggest dva.
>>162065043
If you're low ranked and complaining about pubstompy shit being OP, then yes I will call you out on being a shitter who needs to gitgud
>>162066460
148 here, git gud gold shitter.
>>162066567
>only 148
LOL how is it down there in Plat?
>>162066091
Keep playing man, develop a self-evaluation loop and look at what you done right, why that worked out right and the steps you took to get there. Likewise do the same with your shit plays and look at what you done wrong, why it failed and steps to take to improve your plays.
Constant reflection is how you get better at anything, not just vidyagaemz.
Someone managed to pull a high noon with the callout delayed by several seconds so there was no warning at all before the kills, then said they used the "range bug".
What is this?
>>162066521
Smuggest hero confirmed. Come at me, Widowbros.
>>162066567
>Guy on 4chan thinks he's 3 standard deviations above the average IQ
KEK
>>162066567
248 here.
Nigger, I can move objects with the pure strenght of my mind.
>>162066768
>he thinks all groups have the same average IQ
>>162066521
We're hitting levels of smug I've never thought possible
>look at pro dps stats
>notice they barely have any objective time
>start ignoring the objective
>go on flanks and get high ground more often
>start getting more huge team wipes with my ults
>finally make it out of plat and now diamond
Holy shit I've been playing it wrong the entire time. Objective isn't important at all, your team has plenty of time to push it after the enemy is dead.
>>162066376
It's because as long as you have a 50/50 winrate or so you can climb easily.
Hell, even with only a 40 percent win rate you'll climb eventually if you spend enough time playing.
>>162051074
>Zarya
Completely accurate, if only I could master graviton timing for maximum carnage.
>>162051074
>Reinhardt
>Never played a different hero in his life
y-you got me there bro.
what is the difference between a good lucio and a great lucio?
>>162067249
Vindication.avi
>page 6
>lose match
>get 4 gold medals
>was playing reinhardt the whole game
>also 28,000 damage blocked
k
>"guys can we get 3 tanks?"
>roadhog goes tracer
>>162067818
Reinhardt is the highway to bronze if your team can’t do anything.
>>162051117
>TF2
Too chaotic; too much mayhem on the battlefield (I barely could survive outside of spawn), lots of noisy kids on mic, messy menus. Was not very interesting for a noob such as myself.
>Paladins
Lots of bugs. Some get fixed, more pop up.
Gameplay feels slower than OW.
Could just be me, but I find contesting to be more difficult in this game.
Have to play to earn gold to buy voice packs. Without them, you just hear the announcer blandly reciting your character's lines.
I don't like the third-person view much.
It was a comfy game until they added the PotG segment; became too much like OW for me.
Still not a bad game; especially for something free (and pacifying for those who can't afford OW).
Overwatch has the polish, more interesting characters and the sprinkle of lore.
>>162051292
As a Pharah player, realizing I can bludgeon that ninja as Rein and he can't do much about it is very delicious.
>>162059241
Keep playing, anon. You'll get better.
If you're fine with it, look at vids on your fave heroes or, if possible, find a senpai to train with you. 1v1 as same character.
>>162065953
Mistakes were made.
>>162066893
>start ignoring the objective
>Objective isn't important at all
kys you fucking hanzo scum, I bet you only manage to climb out of bronze to silver, you dead weight piece of shit.
after a 9 loss placement with retarded team mates I asked for suggestions
shout out to the anon that said solo queue hog
was the easiest few matches of my life
>Muh gitgud
so you faggots actually have anything of worth to say when it comes to using heroes correctly or are you too busy getting carried while you fantasize about taking widowmakers big blue cock in your asses?
>>162048504
Such an old post but I have to respond to this. The satisfaction and fun of playing Lucio comes from "enabling* your teammates to do good plays. Giving them speed at the right times, Heal amping at the right times, Ulting when necessary, a good boop here and there. Because god know you can't do JACK SHIT yourself. Your damage is retarded, your boop has both cooldown and ammo use, your projectiles are snails, and your "Lucio is hard to hit" card means nothing above a decent skill level where the enemy USMC dad S76 or the korean Widow on a lethal dose of adderal will shoot you with flicking the moment you leave your spot in the middle of your team.
I just want his beta damage back and a little more projectile speed for fuck sake. They can keep the song nerfs.
>>162056129
>>162061553
Her face is fine; fix her fat, elongated hand when she does her pose in the main menu.
And while they're at it, fix Mercy's oddly twitchy animation. It's like she's got a tick, unless it's intentional.
>>162062406
Do your best and gain experience from the situation, gradually getting better. Try to get the Mercy, ofc.
>>162063242
I'm sick of High Noon, S76 and Shimada bros. I'd play more brawls if I wasn't slapped into those as much as I have been.
whats even the point of mccree's flashbang when 90% of the time the enemy tracer/genji is jumping around when it hits them and the momentum carries over when stunned meaning you still can't reliably headshot them?
>>162066828
>strenght
>>162069257
Typing via telekinesis is difficult.
>>162068018
>Have to play to earn gold to buy voice packs. Without them, you just hear the announcer blandly reciting your character's lines.
whoa.never knew that. thats fucking awful
>>162068349
I just want him to have a shotgun.
Just a plain 'ol shotgun.
And instead of his audio push he just fires both barrels at the same time with decent knockback.
That way you could also play him decently as attacker instead of just passive healing bitch with no damage what's so ever.
So arcade basically killed brawls and froze their corpses for all to see?
>>162048634
She literally said that she has seen everything. We can safely assume that she has sucked a dozen nigger cocks in a row.
it's pretty damn boring that the most safe and sure way to climb ranks is to just play boring noskill shit like d.va
i want to go back to the times when matches were decided by which team had the better mccree/soldier/widow/tracer etc.
>>162069061
flashbang is a surprise ability
either that or throw it when they land instead of when they jump
>>162069490
very few people actually played brawls anyway
it was the weekly "oh haha that was neat. but it's not mystery heroes"
>>162069061
Flashbang is for Ana and Reinhardt.
>>162069782
yeah but it was neat.
>>162067171
>Bastion: Under a minute
Already mastered him and moved on?
>>162051074
>>Roadhog
>Thinks he's a god and only he can carry his team, overextends for impossible hooks and dies instantly.
>Always silent, never communicates, no emotions, just wanders off alone trying to find 1v1s
SH-SHUT UP
>>162051074
>Roadhog
>Thinks he's a god and only he can carry his team, overextends for impossible hooks and dies instantly.
>Always silent, never communicates, no emotions, just wanders off alone trying to find 1v1s
A fellow Roadhog player, I see.
>>162069454
It's the communication lines btw, not general gameplay.
Stuff like "defend!" and "woohoo!"
Why do the lowest level players in a team ALWAYS instalock dps roles ?
I literally do not understand this mentality. Whenever I enter a team and see that I am the lowest ranked among them, I logically play support that game. Conversely, I will grab that Mcree and attempt to carry when I am the highest leveled player.
Is this such a strange mindset ?
>>162051824
>Junkrat
>Terrible at the game, but just wants to have fun.
I'm a Competitive 6s Demo from TF2 and I main Junkie, delet this.
>>162070219
do you mean account level or SR?
also neither of those things matter when it comes to judging who is a better support or a better DPS.
>>162070219
Either they're totally oblivious of their actual skill level or took the advice of someone that told them that in order to climb they need to DPS
Both are more likely than you'd imagine
>Ilios
>instalock Ana
>Hog/Zarya/Tracer/Genji last guy forced to Lucio and was bitching about it on mic
>get stomped 0-2
>everyone telling DPS to change (silver with 4 elims round 2 as Ana and 5 for the hog)
>Lucio begged to go soldier and for genji to swap
>he doesn't
>he stops healing aura and just speed boosts for the rest of the game only healing me and himself sometimes after swearing at the dps for a bit
>i noticed he was basically fucking around after I got gold heals with 12k
>somehow manage to pick it up when genji goes pharah and tracer goes junkrat
>we go 2-2
>Lucio: "I hope you fucks lose"
>Datboi has left the game
>we lose
>tfw I don't even blame him
Pretty good game though, landed 22 sleeps.
>>162051074
>Roadhog's description
>Completely right.
Well, color me stupid.
>>162051074
>Zarya
Fuck. This fits.
I usually have a great game sense with barriers and staying alive and then I get ult, see the bunch of squishies grouped together and go in dying like a retard while my team is miles away.
Is the game any more balanced now?
Last time I played in s1 you pretty much had to play one specific comp or you'd just be at a straight disadvantage. Any different now?
>>162070219
anon, this is an online game. people want to shoot, kill, get sick fragz and potg. noobs don't want to sit there and watch others doing it because they think they're getting cucked, they want to do it themselves.
>>162070412
>babby's first webm
>>162070412
PS3 version looks pretty good
>>162070412
So this retard would rather stays with a 2-2-2 comp that goes nowhere rather than trying 3-2-1 and doing something.
This is a mindset of slavery that goes beyond comprehension.
>Check MasterOverwatch
>the top 500 section
>The top 500 peoples Most played
>Genji Soldier Hog everywhere you look with the occasional sym/torb/bastion/junk mainer
Really makes you think
>>162070737
Lucio is mandatory on KOTH. no arguments
Do skins give an advantage?
or, at least, do you feel like they do?
For me, I feel like some of the various weapons (Reaper's mariachi weapons, Commando76's gun, Roadhog's sharkbait cannon scrapgun) have a different 'feel' when shooting them. Is it just me?
>you will never spend days just playing vidya with Hana
>>162070807
>any hero
>mandatory on any map
>in Gold
>>162071069
you're just a literal retard.
>>162071069
No, they just exist to change things up so you don't get board. You don't want the gears problem in this game do you?
>>162071069
Some are detrimental.
Reins halloween skin highlights your head for example.
hey guys I have a few questions
i was thinking about getting this game for Christmas. i was wondering when I first get the game what mode would be best for me to play to get the feel of the classes i'm interested in playing? pretty sure it would be a bad idea for me to jump in to competitive as a noob honestly. second, should I only learn to play the met character for if I do end up deciding to play competitive? I've seen the meta is currently 3 tanks 2 dps and 2 heals. out of all the dps and healers which is the most viable/in demand?
>>162071069
Some are a disadvantage, like coldhardt and overgrown.
>>162071236
I thought so.
>>162071318
I don't think you understood what I asked. I didn't ask ''why do skins exist'' I know that cosmetics are apart of the game, but do those cosmetics allow you to have theoretical advantage compared to the default skin?
An example being, white reaper being more noticeable than default reaper.
>>162071464
>>162071570
Coldhardt does seem like an impractical skin, since the focus is your head.
I also noticed most of the lighter skins are more noticeable.
>>162071529
Try to learn a few characters preferably for all roles first outside of competitive and see how they work, how they're played and all that stuff before you try competitive.
Once you're confident enough in your skills hop in there and play whatever you're best at if you can, if not play some other hero/role if it's taken.
Not good to focus on only one hero cause if someone decides to pick that you don't have much choice other than to pick something else.
>>162071529
>i was thinking about getting this game for Christmas. i was wondering when I first get the game what mode would be best for me to play to get the feel of the classes i'm interested in playing?
just do quick play. you can't play comp until you're at least level 25 which should be enough time for you to grasp at least a handful of the characters and know what the other ones are capable of so you're not completely useless to your teammates.
>out of all the dps and healers which is the most viable/in demand?
soldier is one of the top DPS and also one of the easiest characters to play. mccree is also good but requires more precision aim and a bit more finesse. as long as you're playing well you can use pretty much anyone except sombra, really.
as for healers the only one thats really a lock is lucio. he's a great pure support that can do an alright amount of aoe healing constantly, can buff for a push with his ult, or speed boost a team into/out of a zone if need be. ana is probably the other highest picked, with some smatterings of zenyatta as well.
just try to learn 1-2 characters from each subset (attack, defense, tank, support) and then from there just be aware of what everyone is capable of.
>when you get the shitty Ana legendary (Wasteland) and your friends force you to play her because they're dicks
fuck ME but not literally
>>162071130
>ywn practice and practice in order to beat Hana, until the day you finally feel like you're going to defat her, just for her to reveal she was going easy on you and proceed to destroy you on the last minutes of the match
anyone have mp3 for "match found" sound effect?
>>162071887
>being so much of a bitch he can't say No
>>162070802
wtf are u talking about there are plenty of mccrees tracers dvas reinhardt and anas too theres a bit of everything
>>162071570
>overgrown.
why?
>Classes are happening
>/owg/ isn't filled with waifu and gay posters.
Rly makes u think.
When's the last time you carried the team?
>>162071464
>>162071737
do mariachi and pumpkin head reaper make his head hitbox huge?
>>162072139
Leaves block most of your vision.
>>162072189
Horrible, isn't it?
Servers shit themselves for anyone else?
>>162072254
no they don't
how do we buff sombra reaper and junkrat
>>162072249
Skins don't affect hitboxes.
>>162071886
>>162071829
Ok I'll make sure get my feet wet in quick play then for practice. Lucio and Ana and solider ok. I figured those would be the support that I should focus on learning. question though, is something something wrong with mercy? i watch a lot of overwatch streams and I never see her in high ranked comp matches. is there something wrong with her?
also as for dps, is tracer viable too? i played thief in gw2 and I like those speedy, bursty flanking characters. also your thoughts on the best tanks to practice with? i'm kinda interested in roadhog and Mei.
>>162072189
Hana fag here
Always here
>>162071887
>Has friends to play the game with
G T F O
>>162072449
>Reaper
Perfectly balanced. Kill yourself with your power creep.
>Junkrat
+50% projectile speed.
>Sombra
-4 seconds hack cooldown
>>162072497
Reporting as well.
So, who's DDoSing those servers now?
>>162072483
Mercy is viable, but she lacks utility that Ana and Lucio have. Her biggest strength is her ult.
Tracer, Hog and Mei are very popular.
>>162072249
The particle effects on pumpkin reap gives his position off in darker lit rooms when flanking.
Mariachi doesn't change hitboxes, but it blends well in the dark.
It's a neutral skin, unless you consider the shotgun view models an advantage or not.
>>162072614
>>162072497
W-Why does she look so sexual??
>>162072497
Hanafags unite.
>>162072497
>>162072614
she looks like a black chick in those draws
really makes u wonder
>>162071069
Junkenstein definitely improved my madman game
>>162072614
>>162072497
>Hanafags, just like their waifu, is a pathetic neet.
Really makes you fucking think, lads.
>>162072483
Also, if you haven't played the game yet, don't bother following the meta. Unless you place in Diamond and go straight to masters from there, you can play anyone and be viable. You'll be surprised how many people in platinum and low diamond completely ignore Mercy in fights.
>>162064930
I placed at 2200. Haven't played since before comp mode existed.
Had a long win streak that took me from 2200 to 3100 though.
>mfw getting like 50 SR each game
Questions about the all brawls, can you choose which brawl you want when in a group? Because everytime i play with this dude its always mystery heroes after mystery heroes
>>162072930
Mystery is a separate que. Your dude is a cunt.
Anyone else having trouble connecting?
>>162072914
Everyone is.
>>162072914
>mfw getting 20 because someone has to be healing your ass
at least I'm climbing
>>162073071
Exactly. What the fuck were they thinking with this system?
Everyone will be GM.
>>162072826
>implying i don't have work
How could i afford her daki otherwise.
>>162072449
>sombra more damage
>reaper faster reload speed but slower firing speed
>junkrat needing of buffs
madman
>>162073087
I played Zen and still got 50.
>Place 2700
>Start playing Zen and D.va because I never really played them before and they seemed fun in arcade mode
>Win every game until I hit 3001
Not sure how to take this.
>>162072189
>he hasn't filtered out all the faggots yet
>>162048332
>Scout and Tracer
wat? because theyre both fast?
>>162072836
i doubt I'd ever get high enough anyway, but cool. i like mercy and Anna alot, but I can see why Lucio is really viable, the aoe healing vs target healing seems like an obvious advantage.
admittedly I think I'm a pretty poor shot and don't know if someone like me should bother touching classes like and or soldier, which is why mercy interests me. as much as I like the fighting style of tracer Mei might be a better option for a shitter like me because that character seems very lenient with aim (but if also the noob/troll class from what all my friends tell me about her)
>>162073224
I've never gotten more than 20 as Ana, I'll try Zen.
hhaaa DDoS
Have a Hana ya filthy animals
HANA
>>162073350
Draw roadhog now.
>>162073284
Your friends are idiots, Mei's meta on defense and is really good even on attack.
Hana is best.
>Defending point A on Volskaya
>Winston on point
>Knock him away
>5 seconds left
>I'm trying to shoot him as Mei after he's jumped into the air
>he freezes then disappears
>my connection fucked up and kicked me off the server
>fire game back up
>see victory screen
>see myself in lineup
>I'm now spectator
>0 exp
This hurt so bad. I had fun, but that drained it all out.
Anyone have any stories like this?
>I got a Pachimari for you anon!
>>162073350
draw more lolis pls
>grenade lover since TF2
>play Junkrat
>"FUCK OFF"
>"oooOOOUUGHHH"
>"time to throw"
:(
>yet another 4 golds loss
I love her so much!
>>162073640
I would her pachimaris.
>>162073527
it's mostly just salt, they are all really upset by her freeze then headshot. thanks for the tips though anon, appreciate it!
The next question, for 500 points :
The most annoying players are useally spotted wearing this icon
christmas leaks when
>>162073919
anything dva related
>>162073919
what is Wizard
>>162073919
What is Garrosh
>At Volskaya
>voice chat troll talking shit
>he instalocks Pharah on both Attack and Defend
>we only manage to capture the first objective on the first round
>voice chat warrior still talking shit
>me and everyone else on the team agree to mute him
>he gets """""disconnected""""" twice while we're defending
>"disconnected" shortly before we lose the first objective
>comes back and "HOLY SHIT I'M GONE FOR 15 SECONDS AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENS"
>match ends up being a draw
>I check his career profile after the match: 134 hours played
>most hours as a tank: 1 hour for Reinhardt
>2 hours as the only healer he's ever played (Lucio)
>35 hours as Widowmaker
>at least 5 hours or more with most attack and Defend heroes
>mfw
>play DPS
>get solo teamkills POTG and win the point in under 30 seconds of the game starting
>loading screen takes years
>play support
>nobody gets any shit done ever
>>162073919
What is oni genji
D.va posters pls leave
>D.Va kills me through the payload AGAIN
>>162074079
Jesus Christ, i'm guessing he's gold at best
>>162073919
What is the Mercy icon
>>162073919
this shit. every time
>really good 4gold game to get masters
>no longer garbage
>now just shit
feels good familia
>>162073957
>>162073989
>>162074049
>>162074109
>>162074341
>>162074437
Wrong, its the cunts wearing any of the Summer games icons
Why is everyone so fucking retarded in 3v3 ?
>play all day since release
>can't even reach 50th percentile
>>162074661
Is that only compared to people who check their stats on overbuff/masteroverwatch tho?
>>162074316
got my OW meme stolen by a facebook page, where's my meme diploma since I'm so popular now?
>>162075278
booty?
>>162075325
doin me a frighten
>people picking Genji against three tank team
should I wait two weeks until even the last retard got told how to deal with the current meta?
>>162072000
What can I say? I love taking it in every hole.
>>162049092
please write this scenario in detail
>>162073115
No friend, their previous system of having a positive win ratio and not climbing was garbage.
Every season they are taking steps in the right direction.
They need to have a hard cap on the max you can place after placements so we don't have instant GMs and they are at a pretty good spot.
>>162075451
>other team has 3 tanks
>kindly tell our genji we need more damage
>he goes tracer
>>162075235
Polish shiny belly.
>>162074607
>play 3v3
>one guy goes bastion last round last second
>was roadhog but it was too late for me to switch to rein
>stand in front of him when he turrets so he doesn't immediately die and just e it up
>he complains that he can't see anything so he doesn't just shoot through me to wipe the enemy team, then stops moving in sentry mode after they finally kill me so the enemy 76 can easily kill him.
>bitches at me in voice chat for being "overly critical" because I was making suggestions and actually using my mic
Ho boy, some people are just a special kind of retard.
>>162073919
Happy squid
>>162075732
I wish that was my job
>>162075758
>go Bastion to do some plays with our Roadhog
>expecting him to bait enemies in and hook them into my line of fire so I can mow them down
>instead this fat fucking retard just stands in front of me doing nothing but spamming E and blocks my entire field of view so I can't see anything
>he continues trolling me and talking shit over voice chat
>>162075886
>gg
kys
>>162075016
I'm in silver so it is obvious.
>>162075451
Im currently 4.2k with over 70% wr genji. Im not going to switch if someone says genji is bad against triple tank. I played a game where the enemies went 4 tanks and i still fucked them.
>>162076140
Post proof
>3563 SR game
>Some idiot instalocks Mercy
>Look at his profile
>3106 SR
>2077 SR final last season
WTF
>>162049856
ice block, not ice wall.
>>162075981
Thank you for that, I guess.
>>162076271
Is this enough? #33 genji eu
>>162076625
u suck fag
give me pretty ana amari
>>162076470
>instalocks mercy
What's the problem?
>>162076786
be my gf
>This instalock on attack means you might as well disconnect from your comp match.
>>162049570
>played week one
>decided to try ana out for the first time in comp
>placed 2930
I spent most of season 2 in plat, so i'm not complaining.
>>162076937
What is junkrat
>>162076937
>What is half the cast
>>162076937
Sombra
>>162076937
what is hanzo?
>>162076937
Apparently Hanzo on KOTH
>Only the biggest faggots on the planet wear this skin.
>>162048440
That is a crazy idea. You should get yourself institutionalized.
>>162077258
>What is Young Hanzo
>>162077258
Industrial zarya
>>162077258
What si any fo the D.Va legendaries?
>>162077265
i want to fill this caramel with cream
>>162077387
What kind of fucking asshole loks at a cool cyborg ninja and a grizzled yakuza archer and says
>man I want to play these guys as but as normal people
>>162077258
What is Carbon Fiber Genji
What is Mechaqueen/Raptorion
What is Oni
What is Okami
What is Anubis
What is Shrike
What is Toa
What is Islander
What is Fool
What is Jester
>tfw you figure out mei's spray pattern
a-mei-zing
Why does Mei's chinese ult line sound like she pulled her back?
>>162077678
NEW thread:
>>162077678
>>162077678
>>162077678
>>162077713
>20 posts too early
>no Christmas event announcement in OP
Try again, fag.
>>162072836
>>162073284
Please do not listen to this guy. You have a higher chance to win if you follow the meta and play useful characters.
>>162075886
I don't know why but this is HILARIOUS