Be Cool! ~keep on our love~ Edition
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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
>http://undertale.com/
-The Demo
>http://undertale.com/demo.htm
-Booru
>http://under.booru.org/
-Recommendbin
>http://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6
-Writebin
>http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
-Fangamebin
>http://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h
-Steam Group
>http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
-Flockdraw
>http://flockmod.com/undertale
-Zeemap
>http://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1873782
-Shimejibin
>http://pastebin.com/YFEGhgxY
-Artbook
>http://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk
Demons, monsters...
I hear you guys like undertale
good boy edition
>>162036285
You heard right, Anon.
7 > 2 > 4 > 5 > 6 > 1 > 8
What a cutie
>>162036327
I wanna be cool like Papyrus!
>>162036367
2 > 1 > 3 >> 4 >>> 0 >>>>>>>5 > 6
>>162036367
>8 at the bottom
Snes
>>162036367
theres only 7 gens though
>>162036367
>>162036447
actually supposed to be 3 at the bottom but i mistyped
havent started 8 yet
>>162036367
>1 and 8 that low
>>162036438
>6 that low
>2 that high
What poor taste.
Reminder that chara is misunderstood and needs hugs with lots of LOVE
I want to make Asgore blush!By sucking his dick!
>>162036558it was for Silent Hill
>>162036367
Huh, so you like Chara and Frisk the least?
>>162036429
You're the coolest guy you knowaside from the Great Papyruswhen you believe in yourself! That's what Papyrus would say!
>>162036558
>charafag has shit opinions
never fails
>>162036474
https://youtu.be/PWgvGjAhvIw
>>162036597I actually had no idea what was going on, I just wanted to lead you all on and see what you were talking about.
>>162036429
just eat your veggies and get plenty of exercise
8>7>6>5>4>3>2>1
Math is easy and fun
>>162035975
ah, that was a good game!
anyways, a few more requests?
7 > 2 > 4 > 8 > 1 > 3 > 5 > 6
>>162034423
No
The first read was enough
A pimply scrote is not going to be drawn by my hand unless its for a medical textbook or an outrageous sum of money
>>162034454
>>162036878
>6 at the bottom
why?
>>162036878
>6 that low
baka
>>162036857
Santa Asgore? Since that other request was no good I guess
>>162036857
Undyne and Papyrus on a double bike, please.
>>162036857
Giant sans voring Snowdin
>>162036935
>>162036938
I don't "hate" any part, 6 was just the weakest for me. The characters were just okay compared to other parts, and Jotaro was just shilled even more
>>162036817
ok papa i will
>>162036658
wowee you really think so? i guess if papyrus would say that it must be true
>>162036857
Sans using a baby blaster as an improvised gun by pointing it at someone and squeezing it.
>>162036857you and meon a date
>>162036857
Teenage Asriel seeing teenage Frisk in a bikini and being embarrassed
>>162036857
Guy Fieri driving Papyrus, Undyne and Frisk to flavor town!
>>162037071
>jotaro
who?
i thought we were talking about the final fantasy series
>>162036857
seconding
>>162037148
>>162034593
Bite
Shitpost
Confusion
Bide
What are you dinguses rating?
Star Wars?5>4>6>3>7>1>2
>>162037148
how bout me seeing you in a bikini and asking you out
>>162037071
Who said we were talking about jojo?
>>162037252
damn this guy has game
>>162037242
That fucking snootle
I gotta boop it
>>162037242
What's so good about gen 5??
Personally I think
4 > 2 > 3 > 7 > 1 > 5 > 6
>>162037430
Were XY and ORAS really that bad?
>>162037242
imma kiss that goat
>>162037325
>makes
>>162037523
Not him, but no, no it was not. It was fun.
>>162037523
Huh? I was talking about Star Trek!
>>162037523
i liked them more than 4 and 5 which i couldnt even play, i found those games horrible.
>>162037325
MSPG's just mad Frick is more popular and memed about then him. He's do anything for the attention, the cuck bitch he is.
>>162037608
For the first main 3D games, they were pretty good.
I feel exp share made the party overlevelled too fast though.
>>162036857
Papyrus' mansion.
Or just Luigi's mansion with undertale.
>>162037682
>i found those games horrible
what makes you say that?
>make a list of games most liked to least liked
>everyone assumes your a Nazi critic on your least favorite
>so much they feel insulted
Should I play Pokemon Black/White?
I wish Tobey would do a collaboration with the guy who made Stardew Valley.
I wanna play farmer Asgore and marry Toriel and have demon children.
>>162037838
>Papyrus
>not Napstablook
>not having mad dummy and mettaton hiding to scare ghost hunters and film their reactions
Papyrus > Flowey > Undyne > Asgore > Sans > Alphys > Toriel > Frisk > Chara
The above is canon
You don't know true hell until you try and legitimately complete the national dex in Pokemon Emerald
>>162037983
Hell yes. They're pretty good.
>>162038006
>luigi's mansion, a game where you capture ghosts
>a ghost as the main character
Have you even played the game before?
>>162037983
i skipped bw, bw2 and xy desu
>>162037989
>not marrying Asgore
>>162038014
Sans>Papyrus>Flowey>mettaton>Undyne>Asgore>Toriel>Shit>alphys' shit>chara
>>162037983
BW & BW2 were amazing games. XY was a step back IMO. Sun/Moon seems to have realized this and brought back the better story (and a version of the avenue thing).
>>162036938
sorry
>>162036939
PEDDLE HARDER
>>162038068
Why would you want to do that?
>>162038271
Its cool, thank you for the Santa Asgore!
>>162038225
Alphys should be in between shit and her shit.
I did more of the comic today.
>>162038068
I always thought event pokemon were dumb.
How am I supposed to catch them all if they are only available every five years.
>>162037889i guess i just wasnt into them. i didnt like many of the new pokemon introduced (like the new gen 1 evolutions) and the region just had weird layouts, story felt like the enemy groups had to destroy the world or something which is boring, and minor/assisting NPCs were boring to me. also i dont like the sprite/design of things. it didn't hit me right.
gen 2 was my favorite but i didn't like hg/ss either. i loved gen 3, skipped t gen 4/5 then in xy/oras i got really into it ,even completed a living dex. now on my way to complete the moon pokedex.
maybe i should give those games another shot.
>>162037983
sure, try it out. no reason not to.
>>162038271
Ha! I love it. Thanks Jelly!
I love this goat!
>>162038390
Nice. I'm looking forward to seeing it.
>>162038280
So I can complete my finally national dex generation (not including gen 7). I've gotten all Pokemon in each gen legitimately without AR or hacks, except for Emerald.
>>162038390
Awesome, looking forward to it.
>>162038271
Have I mentioned that I love your Undyne? Because I love your Undyne.
>>162038415
Nowadays event pokemon are available with a QRcode or through the internet.
http://www.pokemon20.com/en-us/mythical.html
I had a great idea today
Under-Life, Undertale crossed over with the 1998 Half-Life
You play as frisk of course, with the fabulous MET suit (or in other words, you wear mettaton.) It would talk to you like in the original game but with Mettaton's illustrious voice.
The scientist would be Gaster, Alphys, Sans, and one other character I suppose.
Papyrus, would be Barney of course, seems all to fitting, especially with who the military should be. (If you didn't know, as far as I remember, Barneys are supposed to be MPs, or Military Police.)
The military/hgrunts would be the royal gaurd, including Undyne, the two royal guards, and any of the dog knights.
The xenians would be amalgamates, for example, the memory head would be the headcrab. It would "amalgify" the scientist it grabs onto, as headcrabs zombify scientists in Half-Life.
G-man could be either chara or Flowey, Flowey may be more fitting, serving a higher power which would be chara.
It's too perfect really.
>>162036857
Please draw something for this
>>162038469
>>162038551
Thanks anons!
>>162038959
Are they are still rarely given out?
>>162038234
The story in BW/BW2 was a joke, I never understood the praise it got. Nothing about Team Plasma made any sense, and N was a terrible character.
XY's story wasn't any better, but at least it was simple and easy to ignore.
The trial captains and Team Skull are pretty fun in Sun/Moon, but I hope Ultra Beasts go away forever.
>>162038959
thanks for reminding me
>>162039280
>N was a terrible character
you shut your damn mouth
>>162039220
The fact that Chara is basically omnipresent is terrifying.
Just think, there is a Chara irl that may actually destroy the entire world.
>>162038662
thank you!
>>162039172
I would if I wasnt so damn lazy..
>>162039449
>fact
What awonderfulnight to be on /utg/
I want Underfell Asriel to sexually abuse me.
>>162039551
>so damn lazy
>actually drawing
>improving instead of imagining
You are leagues above me, jelly.
>>162039280
Sun/Moon got rid of HMs but managed to fuck it up by getting rid of the bike too.
I swear, Gamefreak can never do something good without fucking it up.
>>162039790
You could ride a tauros in the demo, did they get rid of that?
>>162039551
No worries, you just keep doin you, ya jello-fellow!
>>162039747
I wanna kick Underfell Asriel in the ribs.
I wanna beat him up and taking as much control over him as I can, making him resent the very thought of me but knowing that any resistance will only get him another beating.
I want him to be utterly helpless to my will.
>>162039256
No. Over the past year I received every single legendary x2 (X + OR) plus extra giveaways for random stuff. You can get Meloeda right now and Arseus for XY and OA.
First one is just mystery gift - Internet
Second one is a mystery gift - code.
the code is: ARCEUS20
http://www.kotaku.co.uk/2016/12/01/metal-gear-solids-composer-has-released-an-album-of-music-for-undertale
did you guys see this yet
>>162039747
I want to play with Underfell Asriel's ears
>>162040015
perscription for sleep. yes.
heres the link
http://www.mediafire.com/file/b7oc779gz3uay9d/Prescription+For+Sleep+-+Undertale.zip
the album is fucking tops
>>162039756
ah, well, I imagine a lot too, but theres something magical about making the things you like! Like when I was young and Id think of a cool thing but it would be hard to make anything similar on paper, its neat to be able to better translate that as I draw more and more. Thats why I try to draw at least once a day, and utg helps with that! You guys are great and help me improve, and I couldnt really do it without yall.
>>162039906
ah, thanks! Maybe another time when I first get into thread?
>>162039280
>N was a terrible character.
He was a sad character, and complex for a pokemon game. I wish he had made a cameo instead of that numbnuts coltress.
>>162039439
he was a creepy, oblivious hypocrite that got far too much screentime
>>162039958
not him but i didnt know about the arceus one. thanks.
>>162040294
release your shit opinion
>>162040298
Only works if you missed the gamestop distribution.
>>162039958
Over the past year they were doing the 20th anniversary thing. Sadly my interest in pokemon didn't reignite until a few weeks ago.
I feel like we aren't going to have an event like this again for awhile.and the most recent pokemon game I own is pearl.
I didn't realize I walked into the /vp/ embassy
>>162040369
hey kid, hop in this ferris wheel with me *fuckin dumps your pokeballs out the window* LIBERATE YOUR FRIENDS
>>162040403
I did miss it and i just received it. thanks again
>>162040449
>those eyes
But why
>>162040501
its the perfect plan
I just wanna love hug andfugthis goat
WANNA HUG AN ANON
GONNA HUG AN ANON
>>162040715
This is not allowed.
>>162040513
No problem. I wish it was easier to keep track of Pokemon Distribution events. Serebii does an ok job.
>>162040443
Most people likely have duplicates of the event pokemon and will trade you them. A lot of people clone them too. Cloning isn't a big deal anymore because it's not like the old days when only a handful of people got Mew.
>>162040764
but i need a hug
>>162040849
delete this
>>162040883
You shouldn't hug sociopaths.
>>162041045
DELETE
Best AU
>>162041121
2edgy4me
>>162041121
I'm not even a skelfag and this is disgusting.
>>162041121
post "fuck you papyrus" please
>>162041172
>>162041172
>>162041198
I can go deeper
>>162041213
hmm
>>162040249
yeah, N certainly deserved the cameo more, but at least we got to see Colress and his amazing hair in 3D
>>162040621
N needs to liberate himself
>>162041272
I wanna kick this sans' skull in so bad.
Oh my god that would be so satisfying, please tell me he gets beat up or something, like papyrus can't handle the bullying and goes full teen "school shooter" rage on sans?
>>162041272
>Sans being mean to Papyrus
D E L E T E
E
L
E
T
E
>>162041239
you know there's basically no asriel whos snoot i wouldnt boop
>>162041392
There's two endings to this AU
here's the first one and i'll let it speak for itself
>>162041404
no
>>162041272
I remember this, wasn't the artist a Papyrus roleplayer?
>>162041418
This one doesn't have a snoot to boop.
What now?
>>162041468
Huh, that's sad.
At the same time, feels a bit right in that situation, whats the other one?
>>162041498
Yeah and this is his AU
>>162041468
>>162041392
and this is second oneSans dies so Asgore adopts papyrus and Papyrus becomes Floweys brother
This is the fan made ending
>>162041486
DELETE THIS N O W
>>162041601
>sans dies
>flowey and papyrus become new bros
This is the good one.
>>162041552
also the 'canon' one has this follow up after Papyrus offs himself
>>162041718
Flowey will torture him more than Sans ever did.
>>162041501
boop where his snoot would be, duh
>>162041729
Whats this au called? It actually has me interested.
>>162041718
It has potential for cuteness
>>162041836
Its post TP Flowey
>>162041729
it's like a god damned AIDS matryoshka
>>162041729
Holy shit
This is golden
>>162041867
The Bad Brother or BadBrother AU
I've pretty much posted everything that in it I think
>>162039172
>with the fabulous MET suit (or in other words, you wear mettaton.) It would talk to you like in the original game but with Mettaton's illustrious voice.
>>162041868
The author needs a hug.
>>162041995
alright just fix the hood and you can add all the teeth you want
>>162042090
The Author deserves a slap
>>162042145
>>162041868
Flowey is still innately without a moral conscious, he would basically have to rely upon others to see what was right and wrong, especially with Papyrus, because if we say hurtful things to him in the game, he shrugs them off as if they were nothing, but I am willing to bet they have a profound effect on him even if he doesn't show it.
>>162042368
Anon the description for the picture is that they live happily ever after FOREVER
Also the 'canon' one is the one where he offs himself anyway
>>162042145
chara is the best
>>162042604
said no one?
>>162042604
post the edit
>>162042656
I will say it now.
>>162042604
I agree.
>>162042667
what edit
One last AU Sans I found while looking for dads
because I love you guys
>>162042762
the sans edit
>>162042796
i think we've had enough sans tonight
>>162042784
enough
Why is fishbones so good?
>>162043012
Because it is.
>>162042894
i guess so.
>>162042775
tumblr is a scary place
>>162042775
I don't know how, but I think tumblr has beat out Japan on weird shit.
>>162043082
On tumblr would have a skeleton self harm unironically.
asriel a cute!
unfortunately im on mobile so i cant post cute pictures of the adorable goat/flower much to everones dismay. but i thought id remind you anyways
>>162043082
Is this the AU where all of Undertale turned out to be in Sans' head?
>>162043302
For some reason when I read this, I pictured the game ending and zooming out into a shot of sans' head. Like it literally, took place in sans' head.
>>162043274
>>162043039
I guess that makes sense.
>>162043694
>quote from sans
>not in all lowercase
reeeEEEEEE
Okay I'm done editing this
>>162043610
nice
>>162043082
>his arms
how?
>>162044260
Bones can bleed.
>>162044039
i can't believe the nice cream guy roofied burgerpants' nice cream and took photos of them having homosexual relations just to slander his name and get him fired from his job.
Goodnight /utg/
>>162044612
Goodnight, anon!
Well, it's a comfy night tonight.
I'm going to post some funny things I've watched recently, feel free to do the same.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=440l8poSQiA
>>162044803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmXCDGYpOmI
I really need to find better things to watch...
>>162044380
They do not.
What's the twist?
>>162045386
Anon
Anon please.
Just go watch literally anything else.
The election is over.
Move on.
>>162045418
Someone spiked sans' drink and everyone decided to pull an elaborate prank on him when he woke up.
>>162045418
Actually, they do. Blood comes out from the bone marrow.
>>162044803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHCid-GypGI
>>162044803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJGTAUBL3xM
>>162045526
Ok, fine...
secret dummypost
>>162044803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3sF9BgESLQ
>>162046052
Thank you anon. This is healthier for you.
>>162045748well I've certainly put a foot in my mouth
>Is that enough to require bandages?
>Do they have enough blood to leave stains that big?
>How would a skeleton heal anyway?
>Would he even need bandages in the first place?
>Would a cast be more appropriate?
>He's a not even a skeleton he's a skeleton monster
Man, fuck undertale.
>>162046274
Was >>162046225 any better?
>>162046330
I think it is fair to say that dumb anime edits are more logical and healthy than politics atm.
>>162046225
>>162046290
bones can heal (think broken bones) also healing magic but those dont change how stupid the picture is
>>162046484
Okay, good.
Politics are almost never a good thing to bring up online, anyway.
>>162046608
>Sans as Homura
I can't see the third movie ending well...
do we still have any contentfags, or are they all dead?
>>162047227
we still have them. have you even been paying attention to the past few threads?
>>162047227
everybody's dead, jim
>>162047227
I was going to complain about this was "talking about artfags general" a little while ago.
>>162047227
There are still a lot of them.
>>162044039
>ywn have this
It's not very nice to rub it in like this
Sup everyone
>>162047608
Hi. How's things?
>>162047657
Nice picture!I wonder how low the world can sink before it drowns in tar
>>162047227
im dead
which artfags have crushes on one another?
>>162047608
Hi Fatz.
>>162047806
all the gotefags are gay for each other
>>162047743
>femanons
>>162047864
this
>>162047806
ive got a crush on someone but dont tell anyone
>>162047708lets find out
>>162048130spooky
>>162048130
looks like c peeps
Time to play Undertale again.
Goat
Children
>>162049149
why is goat frisk so small?
>>162049149
>ywn hug a monster version of yourself
cute fish
>>162049196
Because they have no goat parents to give them power to grow up.
Getting the power from a human soul is an imperfect process and takes a lot longer.
I am the king of Texico.
>>162047926how could you possibly tell
i didnt say anything
>>162049986
this is bubba's house now
>>162050016
Cause there is only one flower boys sexualize, and it isn't Flowey/
Chara porn go!
>>162050058
Wumbo Wumpus
>>162050016
i can smell your feminine aroma, take a shower
>>162050063
echo flower?
>>162050016
Averages. A poll a while back had Floweyfuckers being overwhelmingly female.
>>162050478
It's a metaphorical flower.Pussy.
>>162050529
>/homosexual general/ wanting the puss
in what au is this
>>162050481
its actually her filenames and sometimes you can even tell by her textposts. theres only like 5 people left here its not too hard
>>162050608
Only some of them are pure homo. We have a sizeable Heterosexual and Bisexual grouping of anons.
Undertale
>>162051606
What about it?
>>162051660
What is the most common color in Undertale?
>>162051858
black probably since its in all the battles background
>>162051984
>black
>color
black is a hue you fucking moron
>>162051984
>>162052093
Wrong. Black is the absence of color.
>>162052093
>>162052137
i knew someone was gonna do this
>>162052137
Yeah, a hue
you idiot
What Undertale characters post on /utg/?
Which posters are they?
Greetings, travelers
>>162052173
No no retard. A hue would imply that color is there.
Black is the
>Absense
of color, as in no color at all, not a hue.
Dummy.
>>162052243
sans
me
>>162052246
Greetings Tori-El. Watch the roads tonight, we have Daedra arguing about colors and lack of colors.
Now that everyone is gone, Jerry will rule!
>>162052314
Arguing colors? Must be Vaermina's lot.
Keep calm and stay determined.
>>162052845
They probably are, but they are mad enough to pass as Sheogorath's ilk.
Any interesting adventures lately?
You guys are still alive!!!
>>162053128
Somehow.
>>162053128
Yup. It's slow tonight though.
>>162053128
I can't die, I'm all out of vacation days.
>>162053016
It's been quiet lately, you?
>>162053284
>>162053523
>>162053572
that is great i am glad
>>162053610
Same here, it has been rather quiet, almost peaceful even.
>>162053625
I'm glad that makes you glad.
>>162053625
>>162053625
im not . i want to be a skeleton already.
It is a cold and sleepless night tonight.
Extra-secretfemrobotpost
Goodnight utg! Have a good Wednesday! We're almost to the weekend!
>>162053949
Thank you, you too!
Can I get pictures of Papyrus being as inspiring and amazing as he always is?
>>162054317
>>162054317
>>162054317
one pipin hot order of cool guy comin up
>>162054530
>pipin hot
>cool guy
i dont know what to believe anymore
>>162054317
>>162054371
>>162054424
>>162054530
>>162054565
Thanks fellas! Keep being the best you can be
>>162055165
You're welcome!
>flowey having too much fun toying with your body
>>162055204
Flowey learning that he can feel emotions again bytaking in the millions of micro-SOULs from human sperm every day
>>162055204>flowey having lots of fun toying with you
>pleading him to stop only to have him laugh and call you pathetic and weak
>the cries only entertaining him further, encouraging him to keep going past your limits
>flowey breaking you and in your last moments of consciousness telling you it's your own fault
>flowey resetting and doing it all over again!
>>162055593>ywn get to be flowey
Which skeleton is the tastiest?
so whats everyone listening to tonight
or this morning, whatever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTK-KU_2vxQ
>tfw you'll never kiss flowey
>>162053810
He guys
help me strip the flesh off this anon's skeleton!
>>162056640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5URHy2cDYs
>>162056640
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0JQ0xnJyb0A
Getting my folk on, got some dance to be done this weekend.
Who is the best for lewd and why is it Chara?
>>162057103
Crazy psycho chick, daddy issues?
>>162056692
dont forget to take the organs while you're at it
>>162056008
there needs to be more people like you in the world. or at least in utg
>>162056660
it hurts
I need an emergency dose of escapism as I fear my own mortality
I want Chara to take a huge dump
>>162057440
I do not think that is true
>>162057480
ANNOYING DOG BUTTHOLE
>>162057480
ANNOYING DOG BUTTHOLE
Anon dates when?
I want to snuggle this specific goat
>>162057743
A date? Why would you want to be with garbage
>>162057743
But what if I'mtaken
hmmm..
>>162057970
What are you thinking about?
>>162057890
Anons are cute
>>162057941
Well obviously you don't have to
>>162058028
just... hmmm..
why is... hmmm..
>>162058118
hmm...
>>162058118
hmm.... I see..
hmm.....
wwww
sans............................ .............. sans........... ............
MMMMMMM
rly makes u think
>>162058417
mmhmm
>>162058381
yes.. hmm...
...!?
>>162057932
>tfw you'll never be inside undyne
shit art though
daddy....... sans.....
bones the kiddo... sans... bad time.... sans.......
>>162058532
Not this again!
>>162058315
Is Alphys thicc?
aaaaaaa
>>162058354
>>162058553
what made giygas so interested in sans all of a sudden?
>>162058573
What kind of a silly question is that?
daddy sans's gigantic..... heavy stomach..........growling... sans eat..... kiddo.. yum yum..
>>162058612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwecndCFGnM
DADDY SANS' GIANT LACTATING ECTO TITS
>>162056640
https://youtu.be/W25NfjI6by0?t=326
Hevy Devy
daddy sans's big, tasty hotdog
here's a fun comic btw
snas...................... so. dreammy.......................
>>162058883
a very fun comic
>>162056640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B99lU7AHzqM
floweys thorns cutting into my skin
i lose a little too much blood and he has to reset to play with me again
Existence is pain
>>162059469
maybe you can even guess how this ends up
Mommy Chara!
>>162059702
Mouthplay is acceptable
End it here because vore is awfl
sans is supposed to be prey not pred you dingdongs
>>162059537
Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because it's all just a ride.
Decidueye is my favorite monster
>>162059904
rowlet is my favorite monster
*nasal grunting* "Decidueye"
>>162059702
>>162059779
>End it here
no
rowlet's massive ass and prolapsed anus
>>162060076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpqxUdELpO0
>>162059904
>>162060031
>>162060046
>>162060190
shut up frick
>>162060076
small bonus
>>162044260
determination?
>>162060346
hooo hooo
>>162060346
shut up mspg
owls suck and are not real
>>162060518
whats this then
>>162060590
An aberration
>>162060590
an obvious fake
there is only one eye and the pixels look weird
What's your fetish?
>>162060590
>whats this then
OwO
>>162060590
it's a bird
>>162060717
fevers
>>162060717
bdsm / dub con / humiliation
>>162060717
(You)
>>162060717
At this point it really isn't any specific thing. Fetishes as a concept have been eroded down to basic factors for me.
The presence of characters I like and a general sense of passion or desire, whether twisted or pure.
>>162060717
same as >>162061096
also vines or tentacles
>>162060717
take a wild guess
morningSPOOKS
>>162060717
shota,age difference,underwear,hand holding
>>162061419
Good morning!
>>162061419
good nightspooks
>>162060717
transformation
______ ____ __ ______
>>162061572
frick
>>162061604
iiiiiiiiii want be goat
>>162061660
hi
>>162060717
Affection and I don't really know if it's a fetish or that I even specifically fetishize it, but sorceresses or women with high arcane prowess. I don't know why, but I've always felt strangely attracted to that in fantasy. To kind of feel her on me, her power radiating, losing myself in her, but not the mindbreak way.
>>162061572
hi fricksan
>>162061604
i love ice cap!
>>162061507
how is he keeping the jacket on, I'm scared
>>162061536
nighty night, you mysterious anon in opposite land
>>162061831
Magic, probably.
>>162036415
why is it yellow?
>>162061907
Ghost magic!
>tfw no dorky gote bf
>>162021907
Thank you ChestColdAnon, really appreciate it, hopefully one day you will finish part 3 of your story, I really wanted to know what happens next!
>>162061949
>tfw not gay enough to get bf
>tfw not straight enough to get a gf
But I don't want to die alone.
>>162038171
What game?
>>162061989
Seek the way of the bi, my child
>>162048809
This game really goes fast when you know what you're doing and skim the longer stretches of dialogue.
Well, enjoy your happy end, guys. I'll let time move forward.
>>162061989
I've learned that you have to force yourself to be a bit of optimist to get into relationships.
>>162038171
Is this some kind of mod?
Ah, good morning everyone.
Have a wonderful day.
>>162062252
>optimist
>>162062390
Thanks, you too.
How does this picture make you feel /utg/?
>>162063029
cummy so big dog drowned
>>162062429
Just don't let your pessimism cripple you, you have to have a little hope going in. A lot of the rest of it is putting yourself out there, and for women especially, don't leave the impression that you're creepy. It's like one of the worst turnoffs in general.
>>162063115
People seem to like me overall well enough, but I have absolutely no clue how I could approach someone or how to appear attractive to someone. It stresses me out so much it makes me want to not even try and I can't seem to get over that.
I got my plushiesI can finally hug my boys
>charafags are literal autistic sperges
lmao
>>162063267
I believe in ya, lad
>>162063915
thank
Even now, are you still filled with determination?
>>162063994
"Filled" might be an overstatement, but
>>162061989
I know this feel. We're rooting for you anon!
hey can we stop sexualizing the goat child thank you
>>162064423
What ever could you be talking about?
>>162064423
That "child" is actually like 30, he keeps all his memories from his adult form, so its ok
This is unhealthy.
This is also fun, cool and pleasant.
>>162064587
Is sexualizing Karl Pilkington okay? He's an adult, but he has the mind of a child.
>>162063994
Always.
>>162064793
No smoking for anons.
>>162064821
But that's the thing, Asriel doesn't have mind of a child, or does he? I guess fanbase is split on that one. But if he is mentally a child, then how come his edgy form is not as well (or at least that's how community portrays edgegoat, even though his attacks in game are pretty childlish)?
>>162065167
It's implied that he's an adult all right but never really specifically addressed. I think Toby thought he made it clear enough, but people interpret things their way.
Good morning /utg/, I love you!
>>162065167
Asriel is at least a hundred years old because of his time as Flowey but his edgegoat form is probably something that a child would think is cool. It's what he'd want to be, not what he really is which is shown in the end. He is mentally a child although very experienced.
>>162065269
Hello,cute!
>>162064793
Monsters use magic-infused cigarettes that provide all the calming effects of smoking with none of the health hazards
>>162060717
Twinks and traps.
>>162065374
Oh geez...!
>>162059753
Ngah! When are these two going to just fuck already?
>>162060717Pissing oneself.
>>162060717Bondage, french-kissing, multiple orgasm, sweat, size-difference, domestic relationships, prostate milking, consent, cock worship.
>>162065757
That kind of brings me back to Tacitly and Motifanon classic fics.
>>162065893Well they were the best.
>>162065560
Isn't that just sexual orientation?
>>162065757
Are you me?
>>162065269
Good morning anon! I l-love you too!
>>162053610
Giving business suit Toriel a sensual foot massage after a hard days work.
Perfect husbandos don't exi-
>>162060717
Body worship, sweat, musk, both domination and submission, masochism,consensual gay sex in the missionary position
>>162066707
Seconded
>>162066692
Helping her decompress is always a nice thought
i love my mommy
>>162066960
>>162066774
Anon that's gay
>>162067353
mommy paws
>>162067404
No. I said five hail Mary's and two no homos while writing that. I'm covered.
Alphys is the most developed character
>>162068138
I would say that it is hard to define developed; Asgore is a developed character, only for what you had developed to be subverted to reveal a difference person entirely.
what should Papyrus say in the hot voice?
>>162068138
And the least likeable
>>162068470
"Your pasta is ready."
Papyrus voiced by Mario Batali
>>162068470
"Anon... I believe in you..."
>LV 0
>>162060717Growing up with and becoming best friends and secret boyfriends with Hau from the new pokemon.
>>162068768
You will regret.
>Asgore
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzE1mMuVEAEPbpU.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzEyCQjWgAApkU3.jpg:orig
>Asriel
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzEjn6uUkAE3Q9z.jpg:orig
>Flowey
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cy2WGYxUQAAYV-m.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cy2WIxrVIAAoOpJ.jpg:orig
>Frisk
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzFUqvCVIAAYODh.jpg:orig
>Sans
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzEPy2CUsAAs1pU.jpg:orig
>Gaster
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzFKkYWVQAAxgjT.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzFKXgBUQAA6QZw.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzEZQUsUoAA7G6h.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzDH1K4WIAA9soU.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cy13JOFUoAA17JS.png:orig
>Undyne
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzEy-pwUUAAHi5D.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzD-MQrUkAA26pn.jpg:orig
>Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzD2IAlVIAAGKZC.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cy9HkJvWgAESBO6.jpg:orig
>Toby
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzECI_1UAAAyRlb.png:orig
>those diamond headed guys from hotlands
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzD_5rnVEAE4JNT.jpg:orig
>Skeletons
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cy_wHeaUcAEc31I.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzDuc6_WgAEgVvl.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzDA7rdUcAAJ5Le.jpg:orig
>Muffet x Mettaton
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzFMWIeUoAEFW_4.png:orig
>Asriel & Chara
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cx1bCi8UAAAYj1M.jpg:orig
>Group
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzEl3hgUcAEzY1L.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzFKj_KUcAAkEyZ.png:orig
>AU Alphys'
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzFIK-FUkAQEbPE.jpg:orig
>AU Floweys
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CzB_N_7UsAAuFpY.jpg:orig
>>162068470
eat the fucking pasta you piece of shit double sans
>>162068983
God's work my friend. Thank you once again.
>That Gaster-Hannibal picture
>>162068983
Thanks dad
>>162068470
Hot things.
He'd make the biggest of you perverts blush.
Is 4chan functioning oddly for anyone else today, or just me
>>162068983
why did you abandon me dad
>>162069830
It's sometimes not allowing me to post with "Connection Error"
>>162069830
It's been crappy in various ways ever since the japanese jew took over and switched to low quality servers.
>>162069940
Same here, and then not updating the page despite the checkbox being ticked.
>>162069943
Well, moot ain't coming back I guess... We'll have to get used to it. Fuck.
I regret not ordering the Undertale art book because it's sold out.
So I just finished this and I have a question, how come so much fanart of Sans makes him look evil? I was expecting a betrayal or something but nothing happened where he looks all menacing with smoke coming out of his eye, he's just a goofy fat skeleton who likes to chill out.
>destabilizes server setup
>adds cancerous and malicious ads
>says that 4chan is not financially-stable, even with donations
>even though Moot said that 4chan could run for years without even donations
Japs were a mistake
>>162070192
Secondaries who watched an LP of the Genocide fight and that's it
>>162070192
we don't like to talk about how all the 12 y/os and fujoshits view sans because it's so damn ridiculous
but all you really need to know about him is that he's just a lazy, short skeleton
frisk and asriel sitting in a tree
>>162070192
Genocide. And even then, he's still a goofy fat skeleton, just with a blue LED in his left eye. No smoke or anything.
If you want to know why people revere him so much despite this, go play genocide, then come back here
>>162069843
Your moms a whore and i'm actually gay
sorry
>>162070236
>>says that 4chan is not financially-stable, even with donations
>>even though Moot said that 4chan could run for years without even donations
He did the same thing over on 2chan where they found out he was lying and then sold a bunch of user data to random peop;e
>>162070364
It's why I always appreciate Fatz' view of underfell Sans
>>162070169
Hhh. All will be okay.
>>162070604
Fatz is a man of taste.
>>162070347
>>162070391
I get the impression that I'm going to have to resort to guide-using for this
>>162070604
>tfw like Fatz' aesthetic sensibility but hate how he de-edges what's supposed to be edgy-tale
>>162070696
I like fatzinb4 that one guy who gets triggered any time anyone posts a bald Asgore or a picture where his hair is receding gets triggered again
>>162070710
Nope, but you will be measuring your patience and determination.
Just make sure you keep killing until no more come, before you fight the area bosses. That's all the advice you need. The save-points will tell you
>>162070828
I still don't think switching Asgore's hair to blonde was a good idea.
>>162070987
What was his reasoning for that, anyway? Not that I'm complaining too much, it looks fine either way to me.
>>162070987
It should have been redto better cater to my fetishes
I don't really care either way. I think he looks good with both blonde and black
>>162071061
Apparently because it looked too much like Brad Armstrong in LISA
>>162071078
Brad Armstrong who is also a goat, with gigantic horns, a goat face, and royal attire? Also with a much gentler disposition?
>>162070987
bone?
>>162071061
Him being blonde just makes him resemble swedish kings, which feels awkward because I don't think he was based on that kind of kings rather than something mid-european instead.
Maybe you could make a joke about the cuck-king with this but eh, the horse is dead.
What if Asriel was huge?
>>162071217
>>162071516
i dunno anon. hed be a big cute goat.
would still cuddle
Imma go deliver pizza then work on comic andSPACE POLICEâ„¢
Hey that wasn't a prompt to stop posting
guys
this is NOT okay
>>162072590
this anon killed utg
>>162073831
i always knew mspg would kill us
I haven't been here since last Christmas. Why is this general still around? Let it go anon, come on...
>>162072590
Drive carefully mspg san
>>162073583
sorry, unfortunately i'm busy
>>162074148
fuck off, flesh
>>162073583
Sorry I was busy doing other stuff
>>162074148
Literally just to piss you off
>Chapyrus
>>162074148
I'm here to post my Shitty art and get accused of being frick/mspg
>>162074534headcanon that this can happen with aborted genocide, as Papyrus turns Chara's whole mindset aroundfuck
>>162074679
but Papyrus is too good for anyone
My latest masterpiece. Enjoy.
>>162074970
are they filled up with helium?
funny voices hee hee
>>162074970
Its nice to see Angstorm embrace their fetish like this and not be scared to post his art
>>162074148
You just convinced me that we'll remain alive for yet another year.
>no gote gf to spoon and watch movies with on a cold winter day
>>162075497
>No goat bf to sneak up behind just to slide your hands around his stomach, tickling his fur while you bury your face in his neck
I feel you fampai
>>162075734
>being a faggot
you don't understand me at all
>>162075497
>>162075734
For definite, dude. If only both our days could work out in our favor
>>162076109
wow cute
>>162075878
Yeah, I'd share a book with that cutie
>>162074534
>Chara gets to hang out with Papyrus
>I don't
LIFE ISN'T FAIR
>>162076528
Would you kill her children to make sure that she's only yours
Training!
Training is important!
>>162077295
I wish there was a girl in my life that tried to have sex with me as well.
I should have lived the normalfag life.
>>162077718
become Frisk
Which is worse
That fucking whore lizard ruining the timing on the fucking timing puzzle or the shit skeleton getting ketchup all over your god damn fries
Hey UTG. Its been a few days since I was able to check in. Hope you all are doing well.
>>162078348
>or the ketchup skeleton getting shit all over your fries
I need to read slower
>>162078348
Ketchup on fries are tasty and you can just wipe them on the side of the plate if theres too much
why would you want to be a normie
>>162078482
I missed you.
>>162079129
posting my favorites here
ok see you later
>>162078514
You didn't get to the part in Undertale where main hero Sans takes you out on a date and then hops on the table after your food arrives and fucking ecto-shits (because monsters can't shit normally) all over your food before teleporting away, leaving you to pay the tab and clean up?
>>162076109
>overalls
It's trash
>>162079904
Probably not, since that was a VR-exclusive DLC.
>>162074148
I only started coming here in September. New anons like me and the new lizardfag are gonna trickle in for years to come. We will remain eternal.
>>162079904
Yeah, I remember the biting, cool dialogue at the end- "you'll have to pay the tab. 50000G. no, i'm not paying it, you fucking scrub. nothin personnel, kiddo. get dunked on"
>>162078295I am Frisk, ironically enough.
Who else loved the scene where Undyne and Alphys were having a date when suddenly Undyne called Alphys fat and ugly out of the blue and hit her and Alphys asked why and Undyne said that she never liked her, she just thought it'd be funny to string her along, and that she's an evil little faggot that's gonna burn in hell, before opening up the closet to show Papyrus, completely naked and in tears, tied up with a ball gag, and revealing that she's been using him as her fucktoy for months, and as Alphys ran off in disbelief to get the royal guard Undyne took off her mask to reveal that it was actually Sans in disguise
>>162080185
I'm honestly shocked we get new people here at all, the shitposting here can get pretty thick.
>find ridiculously cute picture
>also kinda lewd
>but absolutely nothing to fap to
Why must I suffer
>>162080473
fucking hell that was an amazing scene.
>>162080473
Best scene in the series in my humble opinion.
>>162080490
Just swapping different forms of cancer I guess. Take any other Undertale community liker/Undertalefor instance and it's just dozens and dozens of posts about AUs and art. Art can get posted here too, and we don't need a whole thread over it. AUs are kept in line more here than anywhere else, and there's enough arguing/discussion to be comfortable with waifufagging and shitposting. I don't want to jerk this place off or anything, but we're far from the worst UT community on the internet. Different, yeah, but not the worst.
>>162080473
>it was actually sans in disguise
Alright, that fuckin got me. 10/10 anon
>>162080473
Heh, typical sans.
>>162080539
>>162082095
........ON THE HOOD OF WHITE SNAKES CAR!
HER YELLOW SUV IS NOW THE ENEMY!
How about the scene where you're alone with Papyrus and finally confess to him that Undyne has been sexually abusing you and Papyrus tells you everything will be alright, but then suddenly Undyne bursts from his ribcage and it turns out she's just been controling Papyrus and hes been dead the whole time and then she vomits out sans' skeleton and he looks at you and he has your face and it turns out you were sans the whole time and then she vores you and uses your skeleton to build a giant skeleton that she can control and takes over the underground and then the world by destroying and taking control of all civilization and forcing everyone to make skeleton fetish art for her?
>>162083016
Why is he getting on one knee to present roses?
>>162083016
What an adorable, classy dweeb he is.
How does your favorite react to this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb55teb1gJ0
>>162082773
Calm down Kojima.
>>162083315
Truly my favorite ship.
Afternoon everyone.
>>162084585
wow
it's my favorite ship too
>>162084830
Hello anon, have a sit.
Good afternoon /utg/ how are you guys doing? Daily reminder that you'll never be with your favourite and the side effects of your escapism don't outweigh the results.
Boy would I kill for undertale themed text or audio hypnosis, with a bit more knowledge I could probably write my own desu.
>>162084389
Anon that's lewd!though frisk being there kind of ruins the picture
>>162085773
Gosh darnit anon, spoiler messages like that! That's a scary thought.
Just going to post a cute Asgore before I return to doing other stuff
Don't mind me
>>162085773
>escapism
im just here for memes man
>>162084908
HE'S GOT A GUN
>>162086594
Why did Frisk in particular have the power to SAVE but not the other humans who fell down?
Cause if they could how did they die?
>>162087272
someone break saves
Reminder to remind you that Grape Ape is the third worst Undertale.
>>162087972
stinkin hunk of muenster, yeah yeah yeah
Did Flowey appear before or after the other six humans fell down?
>>162087272
Did you even play the game? Saving is a thing that can only be done by the most determined person in existence. That means it could be literally anyone on the surface. Flowey was the most determined after his creation because hes a science freak that was injected with a pure form of the stuff and Frisk is a freak of nature that has enough to literally rewrite his own death
>>162088197
After because he was made with their determination
play the game
>>162088197
After. If he appeared before, he would have killed the first human and taken their soul.
>you love me and only me, dont you anon?
>>162088197
Just - play. The. Game.
why did only asriel become a flower and not chara
Cause if they did how would chara fuck with frisk
>>162088485
There is not enough yandgoat
>>162087272
Toby a hack
>working on my game
>make a character that reminds me of undertale
>redesign
>still reminds me of undertale
>redesign
>undertale
>erase idea of character from my mind
>make a completely new character
>reminds me of undertale
why must I be tortured like this
>>162088485
try looking more flower-like and I will
>>162088676
Perhaps you should try to gather opinions about your designs from other people, maybe it's just in your head.
>>162088268
It doesn't really make any sense to me that Frisk, a random kid, would be the most determined person in the entire world. If they were so determined to get the fuck outta there the only reason Frisk even stopped to bother befriending monsters is because after enough tries they figured it would lead to the bullshit that caused Asriel to break the barrier.
Meaning Frisk is a sociopath
>>162088676
It's not like Undertale had any specific theme for the monsters.
It's just weird looking people that Toby happened to have sprites for.
>>162088901
I just don't want my game to be another undertale with the side I'm going for
I mean I'm very influenced by the game but I don't want it to look like undertale with a reskin
Why is the robot so hard to draw for lewds? I can kind of understand now why there aren't as many lewd images of Mettaton as the others. You try to draw a hot body and then you have to ruin it by drawing all of his weird torso bits. Maybe it's just me. I have failed you botfags...
Still, I refuse to give up on lewds until I can do something decent with Mettaton!
http://imgur.com/a/zVHn5
>>162089056
Frisk is special because he can literally stop himself from dying. He is not an average human by far
>>162089169
>another undertale
Bwahaha
The spider a cute! CUTE!!!
>>162089203
his bottom half and face make up for his chest
>>162089340
not what I meant
I don't expect much of anyone to play it or it to be popular in the slightest, if that's what you think I'm thinking
I just felt like a handful of parts to my game are really getting close to what undertale did and I'm not even using it as source material
>>162089457
Would the spider be able to take on a score of miniature clowns in combat?
Does Pumpkin still live or has this place finally killed her?
>fandom changed the way I feel about the game
>didn't want it to be this way
>know it's stupid to let this happen
>didn't let this happen
>but it happened anyway
>>162089626
everything is undertale! Just do what you want, and don't be silly.
>>162089828
she still comes by
>>162089828
She's still around at least once a week
>>162090014
>>162090036
Ah, good.
>>162089626
You have to remember Undertale itself is very heavily influenced by a few other well-known games (example: Balrog and Misery from Cave Story vs Mettaton's both forms). Of corse ripping other games off is not a good road to take, but you cannot let yourself be blocked and paralyzed by every little similarity.
>>162089203
I can't believe Sans dressed up as Undyne and went around whoring and sent the pictures to Alphys in an attempt to get her to kill herself
It just seems very circuitous is all
>>162089958
all the fandom did was remind that 14 year old girls are nuts
>>162089958
I suggest taking a day or two off from /utg/. If you want to revive your love for the game then play it while you're gone without the opinion of anybody else.
>>162090120doogle?
>>162090448asvore
>>162089821
There's plenty of factors here. For instance, what kind of clowns are we talking about? Funny circus clowns or mean crazy clowns? How small are they? And, most importantly, is the spider allowed to use cute? A general rule of thumb is if the spider is allowed cute, then yes. Yes she can.
>>162090197
The things he'll do to stop the evil whore lizard. Truly Sans is the hero of Undertale.
>>162090527
phew thought you were that sick fuck for a second, you had me scared
>>162090553
Clowns are creepy. If spider uses cute they will just rape her and we do NOT want that to happen, capisce?
>>162090648
No sick fucks, only big hugs.
>>162089492
Depends on the person. I think his body is very iconic.
>>162090167
Oh no, I'm not letting myself be handicapped by it too much. I still have a lot of original ideas for it, and I have similarities to other games I like in it (namely Space Funeral and Shadow of the Colossus were my biggest influences so far, and Undertale was really what made me want to get up and make a game), but I just like making up original stuff that isn't so clearly related
>>162090648
What's wrong with doogle?
>>162090916
He was clearly joking
>>162090837
yeah and then he eats her
>>162090916
nothin, im playin
>>162090986
>>162091031
Oh, ok, sorry about that.
>>162090553
Not rape clowns like >>162090787
said.
I mean circus clowns of average/tall heights, but are scrawny. Yes, she can use cute.
Hey all.
>>162089203
>why there aren't as many lewd image of Mettaton as the others
Really? I've seen a lot myself.
>>162091638
>Brad
Er, left over from a different thread?
>>162091717
Hm?
>>162089203
>I can kind of understand now why there aren't as many lewd images of Mettaton as the others
What? You're wrong
>>162091638
Fuck you Brad, you still owe me 5 bucks
>>162090880
That's good, wish you luck anon, creating is fun, moreso than just consuming. My main problem with working on own gamedev projects is that I'm not one-man-orchestra: eg. I can design and code, but creating good music and art is currently outside my skillset.
>>162091823
>Fuck you Brad, you still owe me 5 bucks
Who are you?
>>162091885
Rick
>Favourite character
>Your IQ
>Political affiliation
Do it
>>162090916
What ISN'T wrong with doogle?
>>162092035
Asriel
119
whatever gets me what I want in the current political atmosphere
>>162091961
Sorry, your name says Anonymous.
>>162092035
Asriel
136
Scattershot
>>162091196
In that case they don't stand a chance. Fake water squirting flowers are no match for cute.
>>162092035
Sans
Too high
The best and only correct one
>Asriel
Intelligent, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor
>>162092035
Papyrus
83
I just love everyone
wet goat
>>162092385
About 33% of people are above 115 or below 85 and about 5% are above 125 or below 75.
What did you get on your ACT?
Favorite character
>>162087272
I always thought that the others COULD save, but then gave up due to repeated deaths i.e. to Asgore. Frisk is just pure determination, and they've got you.
headcanon I guess
>>162092035
Chara
138
Libertarian
>>162092035
Asgore
idk because I've never cared enough to take a test
Just trying to live my life
>>162092829
This is dumb and that was years ago
>>162092035
Asriel
135 - 145 range, last tested in October
Not very political, but a situation that would effect everyone evenly is good
>>162092912
>a situation that would effect everyone evenly is good
this is what most politics want but cant agree on what's most evenly good
>>162092829
33
Asriel I already said so
>>162092035
sansfag
145
whatever side makes me laugh more
we got a thread full of geniuses here
Favourite character
LSAT/MCAT score
Blood type
>Asrielfags, Charafags, and Sansfags
>not sub 80
>>162093387
We got a thread full of people who took free IQ tests on the internet
>>162093387
well i just took the first test i found online so
>>162093409
vampires please go
>>162093081
Middle class is the biggest portion in the US and lower class came after, priority goes to middle class. Upper classes are paying more taxes by the percentage when compared to other classes, but they need to realize the situation everyone in the lower class is in.. Just wish everyone in the governments and big business around the world would get Scrooged
Wouldn't it be easier to just do a rollcall and kill off the thread?
>>162093492
online tests are alway gonna give you good score
thats how they leave you happy so you share it with your friends for more ad money
Order the characterfags from most to least intelligent!
>>162093409
Asriel
Didn't (need to) take it for my career field
AB positive
>>162093620
hey i aint mad about it, they gettin that money, respect
>>162090448I have that saved as "ty pumpkin" senpai
Anyone have a link to the discord?
>>162093880
doogle please go
>>162093823
Everyone but me.
Me.
>Favourite character.
>Nationality.
>Age.
>Gender.
>Sexual orientation.
>Relationship status.
>Height.
>Weight.
>Shoe size.
>Blood type.
>Eye color.
>Current job and income.
Go go go!
>>162094139
IRS please go
>>162093880
doogle please do whatever you want
>>162094139
fuk yuo
>>162094139
*The IRS has filed a lawsuit against you phonecall*
Oh no not falling for this shit again
FUCK YOU
FAVORITE AREA
FAVORITE POKEMON REGION
GO
>>162094035
https://discord.gg/Y8GG9bs
>>162092035
Asriel
I don't play her that much cause she hasn't been in meta since Pulse was OP, but last I used AUG w/ACOG. Foregrip and Flash Hider. I think I had breaches, but if I'd play her now I might pick the stun nades instead.
Center-Left
>>162094542
sick r6 reference bro
>>162092035
Asgore.
Around 140, those tests aren't accurate, anyway.
Socialist.
>>162094139
I'm brave
Asriel
Caucasian
23
M
How do you say "radically straight unless edgegote is real"
...Single
5' 7"
127 lbs
US 9.5
AB positive
Green
Won't be exact but Chemical Engineering field, 70k/year
>>162094139
>Shyren
>Uganda
>22
>no
>Linguistics
>Single
>2.03m
>80kg
>0.15 cm^2
>fuck why would I know this lmao
>heterochromia red and green
>Women's Studies Engineer
>>162094997
Thank you for participating in our survey! Please enter your e-mail address to receive your free 200$ gift card.
>>162095181
I can tell you why you're single if you want.
>>162093387
119 is not genius.
The people who have taken the test and didn't get a score that pleases them enough aren't posting theirs.
>>162095475
Online IQ tests are literally just "pick a random number between 110 and 140"
Actual scientific IQ testing takes like hours and human interaction.
>>162094139
Asriel/Undyne
Finnish
23
?
single
182
87
43
?
blue
nothing, 354€/month
>>162095434
go ahead
>>162095628
why do you get money without having a job
>>162095616
>Online IQ tests are literally just "pick a random number between 110 and 140"
Only if you don't take a full test. There are actually good tests available.
It's an estimate, but there's no necessarily a reason to think that it lands too far off.
People keep telling me I'm smart and it's also true that I tend to overestimate how clever others are.
There's nothing special about the number I put up so your doubt is poorly placed.
>>162095914
One of the benefits of 1st world country. If I had education and if I had been working regularly I'd get way more.
It's not a lot of money when you consider that you couldn't pay a rent period with just that much - those start from 400€/month, assuming you're fine living in a 20 square meter box.
>>162096049
i know how you feel man, my mom tells me im very smart too and i have to put up with her low-IQ shit when she forgets to bring my tendies up in time
>>162096292
lol
>>162096049
>I tend to overestimate how clever others are
Or they're adults and don't have time for your super le clever mind games. I used to think my parents were dumb when I was a kid, but now that I have a ton of real people things to do in a day I can understand how they never remember anything. Or didn't give a fuck about trivial bullshit.
>>162096049
people only make comments about how smart you are if they pity you and want to give you some encouragement
you want people to call you an idiot and correct your bullshit so you can grow
>>162096445
>mind games
?
Also I'm talking about people my age.
>I used to think my parents were dumb when I was a kid
I never did.
You did a lot of assuming and it was all wrong.
>>162096643
>you want people to call you an idiot and correct your bullshit so you can grow
Why? I can do that myself.
>>162096643
>people only make comments about how smart you are if they pity you and want to give you some encouragement
>you want people to call you an idiot and correct your bullshit so you can grow
What, I can't genuinely complement someone on their intellect? That is rather faulty logic if you ask me
>>162096835
One of the most elementary mistakes people do is assume everyone grows up and feels just like they do.
It's happens easily but it certainly happens more often to dumb people.
>>162096796
>You did a lot of assuming and it was all wrong.
You're assuming you're intelligent, so I guess we're even.
Why does MSPG deliver pizzas? And do they come with his art drawn inside the box?
>>162096981
>assuming
No, I assumed I was of average intelligence. Then I started getting reasons to think otherwise.
Go on and deny it though. Absolutely no one on the internet can be a bit above the average, right? No one can have their things better off than you, right?
>>162097152
>And do they come with his art drawn inside the box?
You are supposed to enjoy your pizza, not vomit in revulsion when you open the box.
>>162097247
The level of defensiveness you have now suggests anger, which is a typical reaction of a stupid person when they are challenged.
>>162097152
He has a job
>>162097421
lol
>someone mentions IQ
>everone's instantly butthurt
Every time.
>>162097421
Unintelligent people get defensive when their intelligence is threatened because their core value is comfort, so they care less about the objective reality of their cognitive capabilities and more about the inter-subjective reality that society feeds them. If they accepted logic as their core value and based their decisions off the objective reality this would not be a problem.
>>162097750
it's exactly what you wanted
I bought the game the day it came out. What do I do to get the "patch" from a while back?
>>162097750
How about dick size then (or vagina depth)?
>>162097247
>>162097421
This entire debate of whether or not an anonymous poster is intelligent or not is getting us as a whole nowhere.
If you both are truly intelligent, why not put that collective intellect to use in an Undertale related query?
How about we have a discussion on how the technology of Undertale works, and how magic could be explained through actual scientific information that we have at our disposal?
um excuse me but if any of you were intelligent you wouldn't still be posting in this general in 2016
>>162097842
Steam version updates itself which I guess you don't have.
Huh, Undertale's web page doesn't have patches.
>>162097813
>>162097852
>Favourite character.
>Dick size/vagina capacity.
>>162094139
irs nigga you aint foolin me
>>162098003
>current year
fuck off leftist cultural marxist sjw cuck nu-male
>>162097842
I think you needed to opt in to a beta, check the game's properties and see if you can do that
>>162097972
>why not put that collective intellect to use in an Undertale related query
It's what I already do anyways by default, but as said, I'm above average and nothing more.
>>162098027
Oh. I guess I'll just have to buy it again on Steam someday.
>>162098167
If you were so intelligent how come you're an Asrielcuck?
Checkmate, intellectuals.
>>162098151
Alright, thanks.
>>162098251
That is a fair question, Asriel is a bit of a gullible idiot.
>>162098170
If you have GOG version just download it again.
>>162098170
Tweet toby about it, he needs to figure out something.
>>162098296
The update wasn't anything amazing anyways. Just a few more dialog things that don't really amount to anything and a fix to the color of blue attacks just encase you're color blind
>>162098102
all these labels are meaningless and time is an illusion
>>162098251
Becausehe's easy to fool into doing your bidding.
>>162098348
The .exe? Good call.
>>162098416
I'm all about a few more dialog things that don't really amount to anything.
>>162094139
papyrus
usa
old enough
wouldnt you like to know
taken
too short
not heavy
very small
idk but it's red
brown
dont have
>above average intelligence
Botfags
Floweyfags
Sansfags
Charafags
>average intelligence
Momfags
Lizardfags
Dadfags
Spiderfags
>below average intelligence
Asrielfags
Papyrusfags
Fishfags
We all agree the above is correct, right?
>>162098794
"Sure."
>>162098794
>above average
>charafags and botfags
(You)
Bratty is underrated as fuck. Post gator girl.
oh fuck I didn't realize it was sorielfag posting all along
>>162098794
I tend to judge a persons intelligence individually, since I'm not a buffoon.
>>162092035
Fish
Never taken a test and I don't want to risk losing self-esteem.
Scum.
>>162099095
>Sorielfag
>listing dadfags, momfags or lizardfags as average
>>162098794
>Lizardfags
Alphys is the worst character in the game by far and if she were a male as Toby originally envisioned she wouldn't have a single fan.
>>162099049
I don't have any of her solo
>>162098794
i wouldnt put myself above average
>>162098794
That's incorrect.
>above average intelligence
Pureposters
>average intelligence
Botfags
Floweyfags
Sansfags
Charafags
Momfags
Lizardfags
Dadfags
Spiderfags
Asrielfags
Papyrusfags
Fishfags
>below average intelligence
Fetish posters
Fixed.
>>162099095
/utg/ isn't very smart
>>162099180
Wrong
She would be way better of a character as a dude and someone I would bang
>>162099330
we just need to be on the lookout for him more
>>162099239
there is nothing wrong with posting about my fetish on an anonymous image board
ACTUAL LIST:
Stephen-Hawking Tier:
Asrielfags
Floweyfags
Above Average Tier:
Fishfags
Alphysfags
Dadfags
Normies:
Sansfags
Papfags
Botfags
Low Intellegence:
Momfags
Sub Human Monkeys:
Charafags
>>162099490
>intellegence
Momfag detected.
>>162098452
You wouldn't force him into anything weird on indecent, now would you?
>>162099535
>momfag listed themselves as dumb
Asvore are you okay?
>not a single good oviposition fic for this fandom
what the FUCK
>>162099620
Well, it's self-fulfilling.
If they're momfags and listed themselves as dumb, they clearly are dumb.
If they're not and did not, they are not.
>>162099690
>oviposition
Because none of the Undertales are insectoid creatures that lay eggs inside other creatures.
>>162099557
Weird? No...
Just something useful.
Howdy utg! What are you all up to today?
>>162099690
god damn you reminded me of that onionsans gaster picture
>>162099791
I want Muffet to lay her magical spider eggs inside me and ahuhuhu~ in my face when the babies eat me from the inside out
It's pretty clear you guys aren't capable of measuring each other's intelligence at all.
You must not be very smart.
>>162099971
Contemplating sleep.
>>162099971
auguring about whose smart and whose dumb
>>162099971
are...are her ears pierced?
>>162099971
im waiting
>>162100186
>before post or image
Fucking skeletonfags
Gotta make sure your shit favorite are in the OP, right?
>>162100037
I AM FULLY CAPABLE OF FULFILLING THIS TASK
FLAWLESSLY
ALL I NEED IS YOUR BRAIN
DO YOU TRUST ME, CARBON-BASED LIFE FORM?
>>162100186
I see no red numbers
>>162099971
looking for a doll-sized turtleneck
>>162100303
?
>>162100281
That's not very nice...
>>162100394
once we go past 750 or 250 the numbers turn red
>>162100290
Like, all of it? Really?
>>162099971
Went to physical therapy and spent time with my mom while she pressed charges against my brothers ex. It was a nice day.
>>162099791
I bet that filthy fucking slut ALPHYS, that useless, hunched mess, did few experiments involving something like this, just for her own twisted pleasure, deep down in dark corners of her dirty, stinky lab, where nobody could see her, oh yess, she doesn't like prying eyes of other monsters, no no, she is antisocial failure that stutters and sweats profusely whenever she has to interact with another living being, and yet, at the same time, she craves for depraved kinky sex, intimacy she will never get, she fills her repulsing wet slit while fantasizing about Undyne, OH YES, Undyne, that fucking horrible SLUT, she behaves so high and mighty, captain of the royal guard, mopping floor with others, giving orders and commands, bossing around, while deep down she wants to be conquered, she WANTS to have somebody fuck her raw, pin her to the bed, overpower her completely and thrust deep into her, while she screams and moans, her mind numb with pleasure, but no no NO NO, Undyne cannot let anybody know, so she plays with herself in the quiet confinement of her own home, thinking about that filthy fucking slut ALPHYS, that useless, hunched mess...
>>162101000
THAT WOULD BE RECOMMENDED
BUT I'M FINE WITH ONLY A HALF OF IT
IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO SURRENDER
YOUR WHOLE BRAIN
>>162101057
What did they do?