Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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you fucking faggot we agreed it would be the last d2g

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6 SLEEPS REMAINING

>>162027168
is misery going to win the bostom memejor

>>162027256
Virtus Pro http://www.strawpoll.me/11809314/r

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What are THE memebuilds for a pos 3 / 4 Bloodseeker?

Last time I tried Blademail + Euls + Aghs + Radiance and it was fun.

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>>162027219
Heck Yeah!

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>don't play dota for a month
>decide to start again
>pick techies to continue to my road to 100 consecutive games
>team flames me
>ignore them
>our earth spirit is feeding hard
>22 minutes and i haven't even started my aghs
>shitson.jpg
>finally hit that magic level 11
>mine mine mine
>by a combination of luck and skill, manage to win a few teamfights
>earth spirit dies at the start but gets magnetize off and we get 4/5 kills in return
>cumback
>take their towers
>mega them
>our TA goes full retard and buys a rapier
>dies
>everyone but our ES is dead, i suicided
>enemy tiny grabs rapira
>activate mines and kill him
>ES gets rapier
>we win

I love dota.

>>162026985
I literally can't think of a better dream.

>>162027402
>EG 2
opinion discarded

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>>162023510
I ran a test and it showed no errors.

One of these days I'll get a PC that can run DX11 and 2160p DotA2.

is anyone else worried about the change the patch will bring? i dont want to relearn the game

>>162027405
Drop radiance, get lotus.

>>162027990
get ready to learn about wisdom faggot

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So I'm a peruvian retard and tomorrow I'll start a small stream for like 20 guys out of the 2000 FB followers of my blog. I want to cast EG-Wings or something like that but I feel I'll fuck up real bad like I always do. Anyone here has any tips or something?

Pic related I will put this shit between matches because I'm an autistic faggot.

>>162028168
Post your blog, I want to watch.

>>162028287
You faggots will doxx me or some shit

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>>162028168

>>162028402
>doz
It's not 2008 anymore anon

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When do teammates get not-worthless and insufferable? 4k? 5k? im at 2.5k here, I honestly win mid 90% of the time but only win 60%ish of games

>>162028710
In anything below 9k if you play mid you apparently have to simultaneously win all 3 lanes by yourself. Also don't expect any assistance to get kills if you rotate, they won't pay attention and will just ping you and yell spanish into the mic as if you could have 1 v 3'd.

>>162028710
Never. Watching a 9k stream and people still are toxic.

>>162028710
never

>>162028910
lol midcucks thinking they're hot shit.

Offlane --> support are the only three positions with honor. The honor of SACRIFICE goddamnit

Not this whole tangos/salve/clarity/ward/babysit pls.

>>162029103
The fastest way to climb out of low mmr is to play either 1 or 2. Supporting shit players is not a good strategy.

>>162029103
This man gets it. Offlaners and supports are the true playmakers. In 99% of games the most complicated thing a carry has to do is hit creeps if the supports and offlaner are doing their job right.

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post em happy support cucks edition

>>162028710
>When do teammates get not-worthless and insufferable?
>im at 2.5k here
(you)

>>162029265
True dat. That's why I offlane.

It really is absolute fucking misery. As soon as I switched even from 5/4 position to 3 I rose like 500 MMR.

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>make a really shit post
>immediately bail out of the thread

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>>162029410
>make a really shit post
>samefag calling myself an idiot

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>>162027753
You're never going to achieve it, though.

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>>162028710
Buy an account and get the MMR you truly deserve anon.

>>162029576
anon pls my heart can't take it.

>>162029103
I've played every role. Every role at low mmr levels is just a fucking nightmare.

You mid? everyone sucks and you have to do everything.
You support? you buy wards and nobody pays attention to them anyway and somehow no matter how much you pull or stack or harass your carry gets no farm

you carry? you will end up getting nobody supporting you in your lane, or have an impossible lane where you never get any space.

offlane? you can maybe not feed and get some farm, but the rest of your team is going to get destroyed while you do that.

dota is just a never ending nightmare.

>>162029576
There is a nonzero chance I will achieve it. Might as well try.

>>162028710
When you finally grow up. If you think there's an arbitrary line that divides the toxic from the non-toxic NO THERE ISN'T AND YOU'LL BE THERE FOREVER SO YOU BETTER GET USED TO IT.

>>162029675
sounds like someone has confirmation bias
don't bother replying to this post btw i don't want to read your shitty blogs or opinions

>>162029675
Swear to god, I once played a 60-70 minute game with a sniper and slark I think.

I played visage and had the most damage at the end of the game. I was even in kills/assists with Slark and was 7 slotted.

And HE STILL complained that shit was some how my fault. Playing Visage with like 60+ armor and a fucking mjolnir and shit. Hell, i think i might have had a bloodthorn that time too.

Mainly peruvians and shit that do that though.

>>162029576
we all know soe got all edgy and got a bunch of tattoos and cut her hair because james broke her heart.

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>you will never be as smooth as Ezalor

>>162029895
its not even people having bad games. People have bad games. Everyone is supposed to suck at low mmr levels, its just the inability to basic shit and not die 15 times in a 40 minute game that drives me insane.

I don't expect people to be dota gods, I'm certainly not, but people fail at the most basic shit.

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UUUHH AMERIKEKS?

EXPLAIN

T H I S
H
I
S

IMMEDIATELY.

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>>162029609

only 5 more days

>>162030170
Even year.

>>162030009
>mfw when a genocidal transplanar deity wants to fuck you

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why did valve decide to do another 'lel 8 months with no patch xDxD' meme AGAIN?

All the growth he had from the end of last year / beginning of this year has literally been wiped away. I doubt this patch really is worth it.

I think valve literally just killed the game with this decision.

>>162030083
post tummy

>>162029983
She actually got short hair because her mother was diagnosed with cancer so she got it short to show it wasn't so bad losing it, then she decided to keep it.

>>162030334
no

>>162030334
Its just their corporate structure that fucks everything.

Their literally the 1st/2nd most "happy" and desired-to-work for company because no one has a boss and everyone works on what they want. But that inevitably leads to shit like ValveTime and patches taking 100000000000 years.

>>162030403
Then she should have shaved her head

>>162030403
I love her more with each passing day. She's beautiful inside and out.

I'm a lolbabby new to Dota
Just got to level 6, mostly playing bottom support with Undying and such

How bad of an idea is it for me to play Queen of Pain?
I really like her blink-burst playstyle.

>>162030531
just do whatever you want you are going to get reported anyway no matter what

>>162030541
geez sorry then

>>162030531

what are you worrying about? the people in your games are just as clueless as you are. there is a hidden MMR in unranked

>>162030083
>wake up
>adelaide?

>>162030531
It L I T E R A L L Y does not matter at all at that low level

>>162030531
go for it
explore the game

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>drafting
>offlane guy says he might go void
>i pick accordingly
>he instead picks phantom lancer for no reason at all when we already have carries mid and safe
>he goes midas into vlads
>4.2 k avg mmr

i fucking hate this piece of shit game. when are they going to make captains mode great again?

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>>162030598
>>162030720
>>162030784
>>162030817
Sounds good boys gonna go mid or feed for a bit

>>162030904
>That guy that always last picks a core when you have 4 cores
>That guy that always randoms a hero he doesn't know how to play
>That guy that picks support but doesn't support all game and steals CS
>That guy that doesn't know how to stack or pull or control equilibrium
>That guy that does rotations without smoke and just runs at the guy within sight
>That guy that NEVER carries a TP
>That guy that picks a hero countered by their whole team
>That guy that picks jungle legion.

Fuck. This. Game.

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how do we fix earth-types?

>>162030904

who the fuck cares what he plays.

4.2k is atrociously bad

>>162031310
>4.2k is atrociously bad
(you)

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>>162029307
>>162029675
>Be me, high 2k
>Calibrated as soon as I could 3 years ago when i started playing, haven't played ranked regularly since
>Start playing ranked because muh epeen
>enemy has huskar, alch, omni, legion
>ez aa game
>lane goes well, roaming sb helps me and my sven get several kills on the offlane timber
>give up a couple kills but it's for my carry so it's ok
>3 enemy heroes get armlet, constantly killing themselves by getting caught in my ult while it's on
>sven still has no farm
>we lose, our sven is 3-9 with 449 gpm

The enemy team was literally retarded and our Sven and DP still couldn't hack it.
support life is suffering

>>162030850
Fuck you

>>162027612
>techies
Not the hero we need, but the one we deserve.

>>162031092
But jungle legion is unironically good if you can get blink+brown boots and ult in 8 minutes and start ganking right away. It's only the shitters that go midas that need to go fuck themselves.

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Whats the deal with Chilongqua? Hates the game but plays it every day and uploads a vid about it every day. He must neet lmao

Unless youtube is his "job"

>>162031092
More like fuck the second to last pick for not picking a support.
In general, nothing is more frustrating than going into a game planning to play a certain hero, announcing such, then being expected to pick someone else or play an unconventional role for your hero.

>randoming
If you know how to play that hero you better offer to swap if they freely admit they don't know how to play their random.
In general, always try to question them about their comfort level with the hero since they randomed.
It's their fault they picked a hero they can't play. It's your teams fault if noone on the team can play it either.
>steals cs
Cut the tree and pull your hard camp yourself. You can actually farm it while your "support" loses half their hp tanking a creep wave.
>doesnt know how to stack or pull or control equilibrium
See above. Carries are perfectly capable of pulling the lane from the hard camp, which stacks itself whenever you pull at :53.
>no tp
Give him a tp or follow him around so he doesnt get caught alone. Blame him if he forces a bad fight
>bad pick
Tell them to play and build safe as they wont be doing anything this game besides being a meat shield as the enemy instinctively focuses them.
>jungle legion
Nothing wrong if they stack and gank often. Stacking the hard camp near your lane will attract them to be nearby to gank.

Git gud

>>162030403
aww now I feel bad for just making a little joke about james.

i'msorrysoeeventhoughuwontread

>>162031767
>But jungle legion is unironically good
Stopped reading there

remember when you actually had reports
remember that

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>>162031856
>Int hero
>"I'm not going full support guys"
>1 ward every 10 minutes

Literally every time.

>>162031896
>used all my reports
>nothing
>next day
>3 actions have been taken messages

Time to do it all over again.
>get reported 4 times and abandon once
>no lp
You know you are really asking for lp if you actually manage to get it.

>>162031767
The entire time you jungle you're completely and utterly useless.

I have seen people dive tier 1 tower at low hp while LC farms small camp and doesn't even try.

It CAN be useful in theory, but if you're going to be so greedy for 8 minutes of ditch all lanes why not just pick Enigma? Rush mech which is way easier, get fast eidolons for pushing, and have a sick late game. Plus its probably faster even and gives you better spells. I just think there are a lot of other greedy supports that farm faster and do more with it than an LC.

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Post fantasy teams for tomorrow.

>>162032087
is it worth buying the goypendium for shit like this?

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>>162031483
>Playing a least impact hero instead of a most impact hero

You'll never leave 2k.

RTZ is going to get kicked and never picked up again after he gets last place AGAIN right?

>>162032015
>mark mid
>pick od
>team picks 4 more cores
>buy a ward every so often out of pity cause I have gold
>team reports me
:thinking:

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>>162032219
yes goy. hand over the shekels

shall be performing many rituals to make sure coL do not advance tomorrow

>>162032271
He's good branding regardless it he's a team anchor. The EG website has a lot of arteezy themed t shirts for a good reason.

why do I have the feeling ppd didn't really get along with the rest of eg?

>>162032617
Alpha males don't "get along" with beta-bitches, he had to put them in their place and show them who was boss.

Now that their rightful overlord has been usurped its anarchy in EG. Fucking Swindlez of all people beat them.

>>162030176
you wish you were as good looking as me

btw, i proved mmr is a lie just like i proved the science of behavior score

i also proved that youre a fuckin loser for still playing this game, enjoy 6 months per patch from now on

HELDEN STERBEN NICHT

>>162032729
can I get a real answer
thanks x

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>>162032705

>>162032865
That basically is the honest answer man.

I figure that Uni wouldn't have swapped to Secret if he didn't have some sort of dislike for PPD. Sumail was still young and love Fear who stayed so that would explain them, especially since Fear apparently got to call some shots.

But Arteezy apparently takes losses badly, seems to have an ego, and shit like that.

I get the impression that PPD was much more systematic, took absolute authority, and everyone listened to him. Having a unified decision maker is what won them so much success, and now that's gone they've fallen a bit. But when you have a strong leader that calls everything you're going to get a bit off butt hurt from people that question your decision making.

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>>162032854
>btw, i proved mmr is a lie
By paying $40 for a 4.1k MMR account, playing 2 games on and and then leaving for some junk like League or OW?

>>162032865
have you seen true sight ep 2?
ppd is literally like Mushi but with results backing it up and arteezy doesn't want that because he's a pussy and wants to play with friends than achieving shit with a capable leader.

meme

I ransomed lone Druid and won the game while my team was still getting "farming". How far will this hero take me? I'm 1k now

>>162033362
I did but I didn't see any part that indicated ppd was like mushi
the only thing they said about ppd was that he wanted to gg out of the first game against ehome in ti6

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>>162033329
>replying to psg

>>162033384
kys phoner

>>162033329
$20 kiddo

i didn't leave "for" another game, i left because dota's garbage and only NEETs play it. i hve like 9 hours of overwatch

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>>162031142
they are cute

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>>162029307
One of my best CM games

>>162033362
That's sort of what I figured. Although maybe not as much of a dick.

Then again, Mushi wasn't all that bad: just driven.

Its really the way you need to be in order to win a TI. Good that he got out of it from then on, he'll probably have a less stressful, easier, more profitable career now.

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>>162033860
>getting raped by a Sky
>Ursa and DP don't build BKB

Nice bracket la

>>162033464
ppd wants everyone to do what he says and doesn't like people who talk way too much(aui) and that ehome thingy with fear is reasonable since fear is the co captain.

>queue 3 games
>lose 3 games
>lose 750 coins
Let's see if I can go for 1000

>>162032245
>AA
>Least impact
o i'm laffin m8
But then again for him
>2k

>>162033860
>0 detection to be seen anywhere
>shadow blade skywrath over eblade
>shadowblade cm over eblade
>shadowblade centaur over blink
>no blink on wraith king
>everyone hilariously underfarmed for a 1:11 game
>Riki snowballing out of control

sub 1k detected

What if Dota 2 had quicker turnrates so that the game feels faster paced?

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Hey /d2g/ what's the most fun hero to play when 6 slotted?

>Not Tinker

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>>162034376
what if Dota had a loli hero that summons a teddy bear?

>>162034376
Dang nice idea. What if we had slots to put paid abilities in before the game starts too? And what if TPs were free but only went to your fountain? Really gets those neurons firing

>>162034527

What if Dota 2 had a Monkey King hero??

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>>162034574
what if every assfaggots has a monkey hero?

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>4 bo3 tomorrow
is your body ready?

>>162032865
ppd is a cunt and has always seemed like one. The salt isn't just a meme.

>>162034730
Smite gets a pass because that's a popular mythological character.

>>162034771
>bo3
anon I...

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>>162034730
THEY'RE ALL THE SAME CHARACTER

>>162034771

yeah. a girl i was sexting turned out to be a huge whore and is fucking chad rn, so it's all i can do to not kms

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bane i know youre here

>>162034515
Batrider.

>Oct
>BoT
>Blink
>Hurricane
>Scepter
>Silveredge

Set people on fire invisibly and also get dat sweet double lasso every like 40 seconds + 100% uptime on firefly.

what if you could get your stolen INT back from silencer when you kill him, +2 at a time

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>>162034730
?

>>162035112
They're gonna nerf him yet again. Every time I start liking a hero it all goes to shit.

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what if you could temporarily remove an enemy hero from the game?

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>>162035471
Reaper's Scythe

Stuns the target enemy hero, then deals damage based on how much life it is missing. Heroes killed by Reaper's Scythe will have 10/20/30 seconds added to their respawn timer. Any kill under this effect is credited to Necrophos.

>>162035260

I was honestly amazed when they took away his stun, seemed like a pretty fucking big nerf to me. Apparently not.

I really hope its not too major, though it probably will be. If he isn't outright dumpstered I'll keep on him because he's one of the most fun heroes in the game.

There's no hero out there with his ability to go over cliffs that easily, and reposition with great initiation. Absolutely BTFO tinker, broods, and other cancer heroes.

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>>162034730
What if there was a TV show about a monkey king?

>>162034730
Hots still doesn't have one.

Also a friend is trying to bullshitting me about the "leaked abilities" of Monkey King, has anything been leaked?

tell me about wisdom
is a meme?

>>162036502
No.

Only guesses. I'd wager that he'll be a the first strength based illusion hero, and because of that he'll probably be an offlaner.

And of course he'll have some sort of jungling ability or mobility ability.

>>162036782
>I'd wager that he'll be a the first strength based illusion hero

I think he's going to function similarly to how he does in HoN, movement and skill comboing based.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddaamg5zdkE

>>162036782
>the first strength based illusion hero

>who is chaos knight?

>>162036701
>implements wisdom
>only one hero in that category

>>162036950
literally who

Why is BSJ so popular with the retarded underage memer demographic anyway?

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>plays bloodborne for a week
>gets the urge to play dota
>hard drive dies
i should just kill myself before someone dies next to me

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>>162033860
>>162029307
recently ive been picking sd every time enemy takes lc
8 wins out of 9

>>162036946
Neat. I kinda hope they do something original though.

>>162036950
>Feels bad man

He's actually my favorite carry hero too, but he's been trash for so long I forgot about him.

>>162034515
Phoenix bruh.
Tranqs / Shivas / Rad / Halberd / x2 Heart. ZAP laser.

>>162037120
this might come as a surprise to you but twitch is for underage memers

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>>162033860
))

>>162037482
Fuck you.

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>not watching /ourguy/ CCnC stream

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>>162037482
Twitch is for everyone it's just its biggest audience is underage memers

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>>162034328
>>shadowblade cm over eblade
eblade CM?

>>162037897
answer this

who is the target audience for MLP

>>162038337
loli

>>162037587
now in game with rtz

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Why is account buyers ruining high mmr games the worst shit ever that valve needs to fix RIGHT NOW but high mmr players ruining games by smurfing is a-ok?

>No GrandGrant

I'm sad.

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I will not be denied twice

Artour playing with CCnC on his stream.
/ccncdota2

>>162038783
Smurfing isn't technically breaking any rules, you're just starting over. They also don't do dodgy shit like spamming bots so they get enough XP for ranked.

I can't imagine ever getting into trouble for being 'too good' in a bracket, it's a lot worse having people too shit for one.

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>it's fine cause it's low priority xd

>>162039091
Ah I see, so it's one rule for one set of guys upsetting the matchmaking balance and a different rule for the other guys upsetting the matchmaking balance, I see.

>>162039039
ccnc looks like he has a cute boipucci

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>>162039129
>getting into low priority in the first place

>>162039129
He's just trying to have fun!

>>162038783
ok

there are more games being ruined in high MMR's because
1. the amount of high mmr games are smaller than lowmmr games and thus the effect of new accounts is greater in these brackets
2. most sold accounts use botgames to levelup so lowmmr games aren't affected
3. the only games ruined for low mmr players are boosters who don't boost that far since its cheaper to buy a new account

and you also have to consider that playing with a player of higher skill is far more preferable than playing with a player of lesser skill even if both situations are shit

and you also have to consider that most 3k players cannot even differentiate between a 4k player and a 5k player so the amount of "smurfs" in their bracket is highly exaggerated

>>162039225
ccnc would be a qt if he didn't have a long rectangle for a face

>>162039259
I'm sorry my internet provider is shit

>>162039183
What do you think there's gonna be more of: good players frequently smurfing in lower brackets or player's who think they're much better than they are buying accounts / getting boosted?

Judging by the amount of 'ME UNGA, TEAM BUNGA' I see everywhere the answer is pretty clear.

>>162039312
>boosting is evil but smurfing is fine

hypocrite

>>162039453
I never said that or even implied it

I'm not playing until new journey
drow is fucking stupid right now
ive havent lost with drow on my team and never won against a drow in like 3 months
she is absolutely beyond stupid tier broken

>>162039585
ward her jungle

>>162039336
You should be. It's not like you get LPQ from a single abandoned game, you have to do that shit consistently.

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>>162039336
Well that's your fault isn't it.

Either get more money for a better connection or move somewhere with better ISPs.

Don't shit up other people's games by disconnecting and then get mad when people do dumb shit in LP.

>>162039649
Yeah, I abandoned two games.

whos' the chink in ccnc/rtc game?

>>162039741
me

>>162039726
That's 19 other players you fucked out of a game.

>>162037083
>>162037443
Chaos Knight is fine

You just need to ensure the game goes on for 60 minutes and you win

>>162039803
18

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>>162039707
>>162039803
I wouldn't do that shit intentionally, dawg.

>>162039851
My bad, I'm tired.

>>162039585
Maybe pick a hero that doesn't need to slowly walk towards her in a strait line while she pelts you with ice arrows?

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>>162039836
I used to love CK, but him being 'le hardest carry' in the game is just bullshit, there's too many ways to deal with him now.

Having super strong illusions don't mean shit when there's a 140 second cooldown between using them, it's not constant pressure like a Naga or Terrorblade.

So much shit gets rid of them and it's even easier to counter his slow ass stun and reality rift.

His illusions don't even do that much damage against buildings anymore since the 30% damage reduction.

>>162040098
>140 seconds

130*, my bad.

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>>162039331

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Sometimes accidents that are out of your control happen, but what that Dazzle did was just being retarded on purpose. I played my heart out that game, I always do.

>>162040339
I don't care anon.

You know your connection is shit, but you keep playing anyway.

You deserved LP and all the shit within it.

>>162040448
My connection isn't even that shit really, just sometimes it can go down for no reason. I have fibre.

>You deserved LP and all the shit within it.

Sure, but I think I deserve teammates who try their hardest as well.

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invoker nerfs when

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Today was a good day boys, I have time for one more, but I don't want to risk going to sleep angry given the comeback in that weaver game

would have won the drow game easily if the morphling on our team had any idea how to play dota, and he cloned the drow with aghs or pushed with the team and got mega creeps

up to 3650 MMR

>>162039129
>Dazzlator build
>Not top tier shit

He was desperately trying to win the game for you and you were probably too busy bitching him out to help.

>>162040608
I didn't bitch. The Pudge did though.

>>162027952
you have some very strange issue then

at least AM4 APU systems are about to come out

>>162040608
>Phase boots -> desolator
>On any hero
How about no. If he had some smaller items as well, and treads instead of phase so he had some attack speed then maybe.

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I heard there's a tournament with my name on it

>>162040734
Can our boy do the impossible and beat Wings and VP first and second round?

>>162040734
EG gonna get their pussies stretched.

>queue for game
>booster/smurf/abandoner
>queue for game
>booster/smurf/abandoner
>queue for game
>booster/smurf/abandoner
>queue for game
>booster/smurf/abandoner

>>162040982
Git Gud

>>162041036
??

>>162040772
Probably not, no.

>>162027219
5 TEAMS RESHUFFLING

>>162041082
I just won a game where my riki started 0-8 and didn't have brown boots until 20 minutes

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>>162041448
4 incoming nerfs

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>>162027219
>>162041448
>>162041563
3 GAY MEN

>>162041679
2 monitors broken

ccnc is a pussy

>>162040098
This.

Its mainly his farming problems though I think. Split pushing and base racing is hilarious with him since even a whole team can't keep up.

But anyone that knows the game rapes him.

>Make stun non-disjauntable
>Give him a good Aghs like Mirianas that fixes him somehow.

He's already amazing early game but he needs a weird balancing to be practical.

>>162040772
>>162040838
>>162041430
I think its more possible than a lot of people expect desu.

I think EG will win against Wings 70%, VP is a toss up. Maybe 40% chance there. VP is doing fucking amazing, but if EG comes out of Wings strong then they might have their head out of their ass.

It would require VP gettng tilted some how, but EG could win narrowly.

AND THE GULAG NEVER WINS GAMES

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https://www.dotabuff.com/players/68422089
/d2g/ I have friends that are 4.5k that know I am better than them. I just calibrated at 2.5k when mmr first came out and havent played ranked at all until last month. Im at 3.1k right now by just randoming every game.
Did I fuck up by not playing ranked until now? Or can I climb faster by picking my good offlane heroes

>>162042975
fuck you faggot

they need to remove randoming from ranked

>>162043042
Lol says you, shitter. I linked my dotabuff. Ive had fine games randoming. Obviously im not doing it last pick though

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>>162042975
no you cant. re-calibrate or buy an account like everyone else

if thats what you calibrated at then you deserve to be there in all honesty. yea you dun goofed. if you dont feel like gaining any mmr just keep playing offlane and/or support

>>162043201
I mean I calibrated at that MMR 3 years ago, then didnt play a single ranked game until last month.
Everybody was so much worse at the game back then

what if global silence worked on towers

>>162042330
Make his aghs do something like make his stun bounce to a random target within 600 1/2/3 times like WD's cask. Also make every one of his illusions throw a half-damage mini-stun bolt at a random target within 600 every time he casts his stun.

Would fit his el oh el randumb xd nature and be viable.

>>162043414
Nothing would happen since Towers can't use spells

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best waifu coming thru

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WHAT IF WISDOM GIVES YOU MAGIC RESIST AS A PRIMARY STAT?

>>162031769
He says in almost all of his streams "If you play this game and not get money out of it, you are retarded"

So i assume he is in for the youtube shekels

>>162043963
what if you stopped forcing meme

>>162043963
What if it gave ___HIV____?

>>162042975
>Im at 3.1k right
> I have friends that are 4.5k that know I am better than them.
(you)

>>162043963
rubick AM visage and meepo could be WISDOM heros...

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>>162042975
>I have friends that are 4.5k that know I am better than them

Yeah better buy yourself an account to prove you really deserve that higher MMR!

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what's the latest meme build?

Midas + Diffusal + Manta + BoTs?

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what went right ?

>>162042975
3k is probably your best try spam rank til monkey king patch and see it yourself

>>162044675
I personally go for Aquilla, Midas, BoTs, Maelstrom->Mjolnir later on, Shadow Blade/Blink, Orchid->Bloodthorn, and then situationals

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>>162043963
WHAT IF CONSTITUTION GIVES YOU FLAT PHYSICAL DAMAGE REDUCTION AS A PRIMARY STAT?

>>162045168
what is amor an agility?

>>162044814
pasha is the only surprise here a rising top offlaner

Solo's leading is legit since Vega + a perfect support for ramzes

NoOne never lose to 1v1 mid

Lil is just lucky, every pos4 with 6k skills can do as much as him

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>>162045168

>>162045248
A percentile reduction?

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how do i get mmr

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>>162045524
Just buy it.

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how do i get a cute dota gf

>>162046129
get 8k mmr
if you get 8k mmr sluts will literally throw themselves at you

>>162046014
you have to define your own point in life

Devote yourself to a noble cause or religion or your children or killing all the jews or being the man who sucked the most cocks.

>>162046014
to figure out the point of life

>>162046129
Why would you want one with such shit taste in games?

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>Be Underlord
>Get silver edged
>Fucking melt to death
>Be Bristleback
>Get silver edged
>Fucking melt to death
>Be PA
>Get silver edged
>Fucking melt to death
What the fuck are you supposed to do when you get silver edged?
You can't purge it off anymore so you literally just die.

>>162046425
buy sentries

kek this bane in ccnc's game

how do you do the storm tp thing? or the tp force staff

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>It's a Slark+Bloodseeker+Tinker game

>>162046723
quick hands

>>162046425
You can't do anything, the game is complete garbage now with all these retarded items and rubberband. Do yourself a favor and play some quality single player games instead.

>>162046425
have you tried not being a fucking retard out of position

honestly who the fuck is going to silver edge an underlord not like it matters you should have insane ehp regardless if your building tanky shit

>>162046723
you can use items while in ball lightning so you just use a tp while you're balling

double tap force staff can be used while channeling a spell

>lost 3 games where team is feeding couriers
>stuck 3x 25-30 min for nothing
>be winning game
>internet goes out
>my team still wins but i get abbandon

aah the perks of living in third world shithole

>BSJ
this dota radio is pretty good

>only 2 games today from the major

who the fuck is doing hte schedule

Which region has the most white people? (Russians are not white)

Has anyone been to any valve events before? Is it going to be weird to go alone?

>>162048714
who the fuck cares, everyone going has a minor case of autism no one is gonna give a single fuck if you're alone

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>>162048783
>that ping

I guess sacrifices have to be made

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>BSJ's stream just died
Who the fuck do I watch now?
I can't sleep and need something to keep me preoccupied until esports start.

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>>162048916
bloodynine_

hey guys listen my idea to make atos and halberd great again.

swap atos active and halberd active.

atos now disarms and halberd gives reliable slow just like basher to abyssal upgrade.

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>>162046425
Sentries

>>162049707
Atos just needs to die

Halberd is always a decent Niche item, but it's slow needs to be stronger

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>Jimmy Ho playing the support Invoker
I KNEW this shit was legit but nobody believed me

is bloodstone any good on medusa? what about bloodthorn? basically what should I get for mana regen when I don't need linken's?

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>>162050130
#passion

i'm bored as fuck post god tier custom games

>>162050130

>the original baffler playing something

Need more data points

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>tfw

>>162050498
Congrats on not being a peruvian, how could we filter those filthy fucks?

>>162050646
my last conduct was 8 reports and 13 commends or something, what does that makes me? didn't even get LP

>>162050735
A north american peruvian

>>162050931
i-i'm e-e-european
don't know how to feel about this tbqfh

>>162050141
PLEASE respond

>>162050141
I heard bloodstone is good if you're up against an antimage but if I see you going bloodstone first in my pubs I'm reporting you.
Bloodstone might be acceptable after you already have a few core items.

ru VP vs. cn iG.Vit 6h 34m 4
us EG vs. cn Wings 9h 34m 3
us coL vs. my WG.Unity 12h 34m 2
world OG vs. kr MVP Ph. 15h 34m 3
us DC vs. world Faceless 1d 6h 34m 1
cn EHOME vs. usca NP 1d 9h 34m 1

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>>162051541
>tfw Ausfag
>this shit starts at 12 A.M. for me

>>162047386
yea this desu senpai
started playing slime rancher, much better than this garbage game

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Rate my new tattoo, guys.
I just got it done.

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>oh look we got 3 pickoffs PUSH
>Lion: nah lets control their jungle xDDD
>Nyx: Im gonna continue roaming for the other two that are sure to be defensive xDD
>Jugg: I back terrorblade used reflection and im out of mana even though im still at 3/4 health
>Tinker: The massless field flux should put the farm in the bag

>tfw you have to drag them kicking and screaming to victory

>>162051653
ahaha nice one reddit!!! trolololol :P

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>>162030176
J U S T
U
S
T

>>162051653
Now I wouldn't touch your boipucci. Since you're tattoo trash

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>>162051541
only six hours and thirty minutes until the main event starts? shit i'm tempted to stay up all night now. accidentally took a four hour nap today, lol..

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I'll never understand why people willingly go ruin their bodies with tattoos and piercings
That shit is just disgusting

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Reshuffle incoming next week.
How do we feel about the pros fucking themselves in the ass again

>>162052008
Of course a neet faggot wouldn't understand commitment

>>162052008
Would you mind air bender tattoos?

>>162052069
>commitment in 2016
Normie delusion. NEETs are the most commited to their ideals.

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>>162052008
>That shit is just disgusting
Naw, man. Fashion is, like, totally killer, bro!

>>162052043
im sure you know better than people who make millions of dollars

>>162052043
>rtz has already slayed PPD and Fear

WHO IS NEXT FOR THE TEAMMATE ASSASSIN?

>>162052193
My bussy, I'm hoping

>search d2g in catalog
>dota, DIABLO and RUNESCAPE threads show up
Do they HAVE to have d2g stuck as a piece of text in their original post?

Whos the best right click carry of 6.88?
Like if you want to manmode up and right click through the enemy team in fights without blowing up like a twig or getting easily kited?

Post yfw VP lose first match tomorrow

>>162053361
it has to be puck

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>>162053361
Luna =)

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>>162053361
Ursa.

You literally get 4 seconds of near invincibility + a massive damage amp to kill someone.

>>162053361
easily Sven how is this even a question wtf

I think Dota 2 should implement a VGS system like Smite has. Plus Valve could sell VGS packs for each hero, or maybe even as promotional content like they do with announcer packs. You're welcome for the idea, Gabe.

>>162053614
>VGS
sh-shazbot...

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>only just realised that all of the main event is single elimination

That's some heavy shit Doc.

PRIME MATCHMAKING WHNE

>>162040098
why was this ever even a meme?

all Phantasm does is make 3-4 summoned melee creeps with mediocre HP and damage. If you're level 16 with armlet, bkb, treads & aether lens, then all phantasm does is create 3 or 4 of these:

>1180 HP
>130 DPS (153 with crit)
>dies instantly to hex/mana drain/etc
>can be stolen by enchantress

I mean holy shit, they're literally weaker than aghanims panda ultimate
>3000, 1900 & 1200 HP
>67, 40 & 119 (148) DPS
>spell immunity, hurl boulder, demolish, thunder clap, dispel magic, cyclone, wind walk, drunken haze, permanent immolation and drunken brawler

how does a big fat "carry" hero wind up with a weaker full carry mode than just pressing R as panda lmao

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Anybody know what time the stream starts exactly?

Gonna go to bed. I need to know when to set my alarm.

>>162040098
>him being 'le hardest carry' in the game
He was never this you dumbfuck 2k shit faggot numale beta test low faggot cuck nigger lover

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>>162053652
T1 forever

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>>162053456
>>162053481
>>162053528
>>162053546
WRONG

hey guys, what are the best heroes for ripping a win from the cold claws of an enemy team which is way, way better than you are

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>>162042096
one patch to rule them all

>>162053804
viable, reported.

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do you guys like my xmas profile?

>>162053818

Timbersaw
Storm Spirit

Both actually WANT to feed early to make the memeback gold push that much bigger for memestone.

>>162053818
riki. Don't try to win, just try to negate their best player. Try to stalk them, set up ganks with your vision and cloud in every fight
your path to winning isn't to carry the game, its to shut down their best player so he can't carry his shitty allies. Once they fall apart, you'll get fat from killing their supports

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Suggests buffs/changes to the worst piece of shit hero in the game (which will get worse with another GoodPL in Harambe King)

>>162054018
remove forever from the game

>>162054018
damage block is now applied before illusion % damage reduction

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>>162054018
>worst piece of shit hero in the game

A CHALLENGER APPEARS

>>162054139
have you tried building doom as a right click carry with echo sabre?

>>162054165

>playing BadEverything as BadAlc with a memesabre

NOPE

>>162054139
>Doom has 3 charges now

fixed

>>162054018

Literally the only way to play him is to almost forget you have illusions and buy a diffusal along the way to normal items. But then you are an agi puck of no damage or zone control. So meh.

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>>162054018
>the worst piece of shit hero in the game

You seem to have posted the wrong image, friend, but don't worry. I've got you covered.

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>>162054601

>4chan uploading the wrong images

For fuck's sake. I got you f.a.m