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/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

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Go Dodo! Before the thread is lost!
>Patch 3.45 Notes
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/c55a99e864094c0c7dfcbde0fa35bd9fda60dfcb

>Letter from the Producer LIVE Part XXXIII Update Thread
http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/371434-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXXIII-Update-Thread

>Stormblood Expansion Teaser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAobb8_SzHY

>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells
http://pastebin.com/raw/LT2FmYqL

>Previously on /xvig/:
>>161924895
>>161951381
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>mfw ftel's steam page

oh my...
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>>161963834
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Looking for Yuri-lizard relationship on Balmung.
I'm a cute lizard.
I'll do anything.
Please.
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looking for futa lizard to succ and fucc.
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>>161965649
race?
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>>161965807
cat..
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>>161965840
I'll let you play with my qt lizard can you meet on another server?
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>>161965903
where..
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>>161966023
cactuar, gridania better hurry if you want to succ
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Where do all EU players hang out at?
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>>161966170
had to make one..
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>>161965326
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>>161966521
I'm punishing you regardless, it better be a cute cat
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>>161966460
Odin
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>>161966563
you can try being a fag in this thread >>161951185
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Good morning /xivg/! Hope you all are going to have an excellent day today!
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>>161966460
Odin or Rag.
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Post character and music!
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dead as fuck
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WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS IT SO DEAD
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>>161971289
Everyone's in the other thread but come on it's early euro hours, everyone's at work/uni.
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I dont think I like being a lizard, later vg
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>>161973636
dont come back
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>>161966563
Pst me...
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convince me to not reinstall this terrible game

im bored but its free login meme please tell me no help me avert disaster
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>>161973691
why do you think we care if you install or not
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tfw male characters don't want the succ only futa
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>>161973774

i was hoping uyou fucking disgusting niggers would have the self-awareness to know how SHIT xiv is but I guess not

DIE ALL OF YOU DIE

D I E
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>>161968818
You too! The sun is up, there's a crisp nip in the air, and there's so much to see and do!
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>>161973858
wtf i hate xiv now
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Hey anon how did you fuck up
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>>161969513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEO4G-rG1wE
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>>161965649
How do you feel about Raen?
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>>161973858

Oh fuck you're right I need to neck myself
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Highlanders
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>>161973691
but ERP anon
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>>161974076
every thread
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>>161974076
Ugly
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Pits of the c@ kind
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>>161974056
(Yes please)
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>>161968818
I might not have to work today because of 24 hours of snow! I still have to go to work to find out, though.
>>161969513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAIDqt2aUek
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>>161974321
tummy
OwO
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Rennnnkooo
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>>161974432
Hope you get to have a nice paid day off!
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>>161969513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW4vejDcVe8
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>>161973636
its because you look like a very hated person in the thread and in balmung
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>>161974556
>paid
If only.
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>>161974432
Oof. I hope you get today off, dude. That's a nice song. Definitely adding it to my mindless gathering playlist.
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>>161974665
Oh, well, hey at least it's nice to have a day off... right? And really? As long as it's not your fault you should still get paid on the days you're supposed to work.... at least that's how it works here.
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>>161969513
https://youtu.be/dEIGF3w7Za0
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>>161969513
https://youtu.be/XT72CgEJQNQ
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>>161973301
I vaguely recall 593 as the caster cap
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>>161974056
tfw no raen to succ..
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>>161974753
The life of a wagecuck is never easy.
>>161974732
Yeah Porter Robinson has a bunch of good music, same with Madeon. Hit me up sometime and we'll compare musical tastes, I listen to a lot of random stuff.
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>>161974910
Send a tell to >>161974865
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>>161969513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7oMBq1vkCM

Again because this song won't fucking leave my brain
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAt4sk8znk4
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>>161974959
maybe later... I would like to succ that lizard though..
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>>161969513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2-Cdv-S2PE
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>>161974865
do you like cats..?
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>>161974921
Really like this by Porter, actually. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgKDu5pp_fU
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I'm sat in a storage unit by myself with nothing to do until my shift ends help me pass the next three hours xivg, lend me your strength
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>>161975156
That's actually the song that introduced them to me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQnC1UHBvWA

This one is pretty great too, I should throw together a playlist at some point.
>>161974976
That's a surprisingly good song for what appears to be a wrestlers intro song.
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>>161974921
Same. I'm just feeling a little dramatic flair for music right now. Normally it's mellow stuff like this for maximum comf.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gulpiK2WyaE
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>>161975256
It is a wrestler entrance.
I only heard it recently since he's a developmental guy and i never watch that shit, but it's just so fucking catchy.
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>>161969513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOvZnRoWgtk
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>>161975118
Cats are cool…
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I want to princess carry a catboy!
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>>161975238
Erp?
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>>161969513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00vYncpl0pk
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>>161975884

I'm at work anon unless you wanna do it right here in the thread
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Good morning /xivg/ I hope your all recharged and ready for reset day!

Also i know Bard dps isnt amazing or anything but i still want to add as much as i can. Is there anything a new bard might not know that helps up our damage?

Just trying to get better!
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I am the rater of music

>>161974047
4.5/10

>>161974432
4/10

>>161974596
4/10

>>161974762
2/10

>>161974865
2/10

>>161974976
4/10

>>161975005
3.5/10

>>161975156
2/10

>>161975312
3/10

>>161975608
3/10

>>161975936
1/10
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>>161969513
https://youtu.be/8mty9TEmdfc

i want to dance in a forest
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>>161975981
Obligatory post what you think is good

Also why do people even make these posts when music taste is subjective, I bet you like apples more than grapes too.
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>>161976113
I dont post my favorite music here, but merely stuff that I casually listen to.
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I want to fuck a femroe
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>>161969513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkP7slIc9aM
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>>161975949
Sure

*I put on my robe and wizard hat*
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>>161969513
https://youtu.be/lctWU_MWxcc
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>>161975981
>still highest rated
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>>161976436
*Is Gary fucking Oak *

YOU CAN'T IGNORE MY GIRTH
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>>161976489
>lowest rated
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>>161976389
Yesss Vivaldi.
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>>161976113
>>161975256
>>161974921
>>161974665
>>161974432
>5 fecaliths in half an hour
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>check previous thread
>neko sentai bred shitposting duo talking about hentai, cheese, other video games and Wisconsin state

I will eat my own socks if these daily off topic meta posting 4chan friendship hugbox fags skip positing for one night or get permabanned. It's deserved at this point.
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>>161976664
Sorry daddy Chemo, I'll go back to not posting more than once or twice a day for a week.
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>>161975954
futa..?
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>>161976725
>hating on sentai
Anon...

>>161962230
Man, I haven't seen that shit in atleast a year.
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How am I supposed to be group/spot healing in Nocturnal Sect? Diurnal feels very similar to WHM which is simple enough; throw out a HoT if someone takes off-target damage and AoE heal when AoE damage happens. But it feels like there's so much wasted potency with Nocturnal for anything other than tank healing. I can't toss out Aspected Benefic to spot heal because it does next to nothing for spot healing. If I Aspected Helios before AoE damage the heal is almost entirely wasted and the shield, as good as it is, doesn't soak enough for most attacks to let everyone sit at whatever health they end up at. I feel like I always have to use two heals to get people in a safe spot with Nocturnal whereas Diurnal generally takes one because the game's design compliments that healing style very well. You don't need everyone topped off all the time, you just need to throw out the initial heal and let HoTs do the rest of the work.
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>>161976207
are you a catboy?
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tfw no hung futa lizards to ride me while I suck them off
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>>161977042
no...
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>>161976060
4/10

>>161976389
8/10

>>161976465
5.5/10
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>>161977071
Pst..
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>>161969513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFZP8zQ5kzk
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>>161977184
I really would if I knew who to pst
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>>161969513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYDh4WZiFPc
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>>161977016
Pug healing is a wash where you need to adapt to your co-healer, so it doesnt really matter.

Optimal Nocturnal/WHM is AST doing the brunt of the GCD healing because of the passive 10% increase, while WHM spots with regens and oGCDs so both of them can DPS more often. Your goal is obviously to be healing as little as possible, which is kind of wonky as Noctural/WHM. Your party DPS gain comes from the lower healer DPS but access to cards, so don't feel that bad if you aren't throwing out as much as a WHM/SCH pair.
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>>161977103
shame
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>>161977071
Female Au Ra are the female characters of grace and ultra feminity they haven't a masculine action in their stance, poses, or movement.
They do not have a dick.
Stick to cats weirdo.
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>>161977254
do you like catboys
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>>161977373
>not posting Redline Day

This whole OST is good, but hnnnng
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>>161977451
dont force them on us
they should stick to highlanders and stay in the sewers where they belong
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>>161977451
chink lover spotted
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>>161977497
Good is an understatement desu
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>>161977414
damn
>tfw i will never find a femroe to fuck
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Actually how rare is it to find a female roegadyn that isn't roleplaying a shemale, hermaphrodite, penis monster?
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>>161977645
sorry I just like the gender size difference. also she's not a futa anyway.
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>>161977787
i'd say rare but there's this one >>161977796
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some a11 questions
1. should i virus the boss if i get preyed and don't trust my healers
2. does savage have less time to react to the qte phase transition
3. why is it that i've had runs with no lapis lazuli and some runs with it
4. if my OT dies and i get targetted by GA-100 am i basically fucked no matter what
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>>161977254
1/10

>>161977373
5/10
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>>161977451
I agree with you completely
But i also really like dicks...
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>>161977796
oh i get you, i think size difference is really hot too.
>also she's not a futa anyway.
how is that bad?
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>>161977839
Do you play Lalafell with a cock or do you prefer to be a cocksleeve? It's hard finding perverted non-male Lalafell to do stuff with. Yes I know you're no longer Lalafell.
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>>161977860
No
No
You can skip it if the dps is high enough
No, when I OT it once in a while I just stand next to the boss with GA-100 and pop thrill
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>>161977957
forgot to mention with regards to 4 that i am a dps
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>>161977860
No
No
Because your party has some fat fucking deeps
Just run away and maybe salvage the run
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>>161977947
>It's hard finding perverted non-male Lalafell to do stuff with.
hahahahahah are you serious nigga
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>>161977860
1. Sure, Virus is worth it for Whirlwinds in Savage, though.
2. Sadly no.
3. It's skippable with good DPS. Works in Savage, too.
4. If you're on your own with no one pulling some brakes for you, yes. I guess a SCH with Critlo, Stoneskin and Virus could survive by themself.
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>>161977946
everyone here seems to prefer them
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>>161977910
oh hey das me
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I miss being a male character
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>>161978021
I know there are plenty of them but most that I know who ERP either pretend to be pure or they only do it with close friends due to the whole "if you ERP with/as a Lalafell you're a pedophile" stigma.

Compared to literally every other race where you find plenty of open sluts.
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>>161978130
Just be one again.
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>>161978130
then fantasia back
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>this thread
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>>161977787
it's hard enough with every other race, let alone the big masculine looking race
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>>161978192
>>161978206
but I like being a female character too, they both fill different sorts of emptiness
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>>161978063
i prefer female femroes to futaroes for sure. apart from the rarity, they always seem to be extremely pleasant people to talk with.
snu snu a catboy from me as well!
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>>161977947
I fanta'd back again it's a sign also
i usually play lalas as traps but i think i'm going to do female on this one, been pretty fun so far.
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>>161978206
Reinhardt dad...
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>>161978295
Play a catboy, you get the best of both worlds.
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>>161978295
the need for attention and the desire to be a girl irl?
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>>161978304
This honestly makes me rock hard and now I need to find something to rub one out to.
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>>161978063
they're just vocal minority i'm pretty sure
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>>161978336
Glorious justice to you too, child

>>161978295
Just use female characters as retainers
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>>161977787
Pretty damn hard.
>>161978241
>Tfw no highlander/elezen/femroe waifu
They always seem to be futa.
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>>161978424
Wouldn't female fill both those slots tho?
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>>161978425
god speed anon

>>161978451
i have a malezen retainer to oggle in the butler suit, does that count
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>>161978547
Please dont respond to me with disgusting pedophile pictures at least make him a male roe
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>>161978304
One day Ada will fanta and something will go wrong and you will be a cronenberg Ada. And ever following attempt to fix it will just make it worse.
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>>161978303
that'll prolly be hard to find, considering i don't rp as a dom femroe either. i prefer being the nurturing and loving kind. but I'll try
>>161978446
i hope so
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>>161978424
the need for a female you see, i wouldnt ever want to be a girl irl, but i love my female character

my soul screams to go back male character though
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>>161978458
Race/Gender?
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>>161978623
I want to masturbate to you in-game.
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>>161978610
I would but it's hard to self insert as one tfw sidekick in my own final fantasy

>>161978623
post front and/or face also i have no odea what a cronenberg is
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>>161978451
very good idea... very good idea
I just wish we could change their name
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>>161978713
what were you before?
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>>161978721
Male xaela AKA this thread ain't interested.
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>>161978756
Do you share your discord info?
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>>161978807
a big dude
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>>161969513
I'm starting to believe I'm the worst Rocket League player
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pcd7Ykcasow
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>>161978756
Its a rick and morty thing. Just a big random blob of people parts!
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>>161978823
>male xaela
there are plenty of people interested, mostly female cats and midlanders though.
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>>161978823
there's a ton of female characters looking for a girthy xaela cock
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>>161978927
friendliest cat in the thread
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>>161978823
You don't want this interest. Trust me. Just put on a full helmet and run for your life.
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>>161978824
Shadow Fox#7503

>>161978934
Oh, i think i remember that episode. or something similar.
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>>161978823
Do you have a big fat tail?
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>>161978959
>>161979015
Well, that's the thing. I prefer women to be closer to my height instead of being literally half of it.
Cats and midlanders just get boring after a while.
>>161979068
Hell yeah I do. Plus, the helmet won't fit cause of all the horn stuff
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>>161978927
/pet
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>>161979210
there's a lot of fujo lust directed at Xaelas but who knows what they play inb4 the want you to dick their catboys
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>>161979197
Not a fan. It looks like you can just snap it off.
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>tfw i thought f'tel was an actual girl and not a fake trans

rip
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>>161979771
go away amber, christ
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[9:44]Alexander Prime: Judgment has been rendered... The verdict of history is...

i love this quote
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>>161979946
Alexander is pretty based desu

Loved the story and lore in creator
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Greetings, comrades.
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>>161979771
go away, whichever jealous tranny is typing this
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>>161980383

Are you feeling better
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>>161969513

https://youtu.be/mXrz4Zjp3to
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>tfw you find someone special to spend your whole day with
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>>161980383
Don't slouch!!!!
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>>161980402
Can we at least get coffee before we start talking about my dick?
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>>161980579
shut the fuck up
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>>161980579
>tfw you had that someone but lost them
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>>161978786
You can
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>>161980579
>>161980774
>tfw you want some cereal but are too lazy to go to the store
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>>161980774
Who was it anon?
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>>161980876
You
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>>161981024
Most likely
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>>161981024
D-doushiou...
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why is every basic bitch in this game named Aria?
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>>161980869
Wow stop blogging anytime.
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>>161980579
>>161980774
>Tfw you used to spend lots of hours with someone, having the greatest fun in your life but now you can't even look at them, at what they have become and what things they do.
Man, I honestly want to tear up every time I see them or think about them.
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>>161981214

I... I'm sorry, anon.
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>>161980852
very nice... so now it looks like my male character is just on hold, like i can switch between both male and female
i retainer fanta to my female character if i ever want to switch back to male again

this feels so good, thanks bud
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What are the login queues like for Balmung? I'm on Diabolos now, but I want to find a server which won't result in infinite PvP queue times.
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>>161981149
name one
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>>161981316
Have a good one, you filthy degenerate
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>>161981316
he lied tho you cant change your retainer's name
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>>161981378
stfu
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>>161981410

Retainer fantasia lets you change their name after you edit their appearance
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>>161981378
>me
>degenerate
im fucking lonely is all
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>>161981342
pvp is data-center wide like any other not premade duty

sadly nobody just likes to compete in pvp and so only the same couple people queue up
>>
post your best pvp (penis vs pussy) moments
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>>161981518
So any server in Aether would work? Are there any recommended servers that hit that sweet spot between dead and hour long login queues?
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>>161981643
>hour long login queues
nigga just press cancel and then on your character again
login queue is a scam when its not after a patch
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>>161981728
I saw this but assumed it was outdated. Why in the fuck does that work?
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>>161969513
https://youtu.be/0XFudmaObLI
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>>161981854
idk, probably something with how they calculate server fullness or shit like that
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>>161981854
so you think this game is alive
>>
Daily reminder that people could make characters on balmung if only you faggots would log out when you sleep.
>>
FFXIV really isn't a game i can play. Now that I've beat all the story and done all the dungeons all there is to do is raid content and honestly it's still so hard i can't even complete the binding coil of bahamut much less try to do the newer end game raid stuff. Sometimes mechanics are just way too ridiculous. I thought Titan EX was hard at one time but I've run that shit so much just to practice hoping it would increase my reflexes and prepare me for Coil and Alexander but all it did was make Titan EX seem easy in comparison.

I don't even want to look at Ravana, I still get people wiping on the regular Ravana by the stupid butterflies in the trials daily how would they get past the harder version.
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>>161981643
correct

balmung has most of the top feast players though and sometimes we do light party and 8v8 queues
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>>161982083
>he plays the game for the content
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>>161982083
>I still get people wiping on the regular Ravana by the stupid butterflies in the trials daily how would they get past the harder version.
Cause you burn the boss in RavEx

Anyways just dont worry about it and keep working at it. You'll be fine in no time lad
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>>161981149
{Hmmm.}
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>>161981378
do you still play the Korean game
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>>161982083
every fight in this game has different mechanics, you can't practice one and think that will make you flawless at other fights
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>>161982083
practise makes perfect, friend
one thing you need to realise is that every boss fight follows a strict skill rotation, so naturally if you keep running the same shit over and over it's going to be fucking easy
think of it as practising for a dance, rather than training reflexes. some of the steps may target different people but the sequence is nonetheless the same
if you're unfamiliar with the sequence you're going to fuck up anyway, so the best chance you have at getting good is actually running said instance
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What in this week's wondrous tail?
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>>161982360
log in and find out you IDIOT
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>>161982360
what's*
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>>161982432
Don't be rude and just tell me. I'm still at work.
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>>161982067
That's not how it works you stupid faggot
>>
Is there a point to keeping any of the old armour I get from quests? Do I get to salvage it into worthwhile mats or should I just vendor?
>>
post your favorite warlock transmogs
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I hope your family gets cancer and your bp loses tightness.
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>>161982360
500poetics-10k

50scripture-2mhachi matter

2mgp platinum-thancred minion

bard body-20mhachi matter
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>>161982351

I wish i could practice raid content mechanics solo, I hate running content with people when I'm the shitter holding everyone back. The reason i did Titan EX for reflex training was that i could be a shitter and nobody would notice because everyone else was a shitter along with me. I can tell when I'm the cause of certain wipes which i often am on raid stuff like when i attempt coil turn 7 and i forget to turn around and everyone gets turned to stone and then everyone leaves.
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>>161982954
Thanks, I love you.
Pretty shit rewards tbqh.
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>>161983093
at this point we've pretty much seen everything the rewards could possibly be
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>>161982823
Have a druid instead.
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mornin'
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>>161983183
Yeah, I know. I was hoping for more mgp or materia
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Will desynth ever be useful again
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>>161982280
The answer should be yes but I've been playing a bunch of other shit. I wanna come back to it
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>be trustfund baby
>get to stay home and play video games all day
>ERP all day
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>>161983261
are you still dating mezzu or can I steal you for myself yet
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remember when repu posted butt...
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>>161983518
>he has money
>he stays at home
idiot
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>>161983639
>rich people can't be introverts
ok
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>>161983576
Who..?
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>>161983518
Honestly man, if you have the means to live comfortably you should better yourself as a person. Pick up an instrument, create an exercise routine. You have the means, not a lot of people can say that with the hustle and bustle of life.
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>>161977016
Nocturnal Sect has the same uses as SCH would, and its potency by default is only a little bit lower than a crit deployed Adlo. Just like Succor and sometimes deployed Adlo, the purpose isnt to completely mitigate an AoE but to keep people alive and hopefully in a safe margin for you or the other healer to top off. For tank healing you can already see the effects because the ease of use with Aspected Benefic being instant cast makes it a great buffer for predictable tank busters. In addition in places like Creator theres a lot of moves you know ahead of time that someone will take a big hit. The OT in A11. People who get marked in A10 with the tether. People who are marked by scourge or whatever in A12 especially yourself or another healer. You'll have time to put up a shield on 1-2 people that you might not necessarily have time for as a SCH depending on the circumstances.
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>>161983749
repu...
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>>161983831
Who is repu?
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>>161983735
you have the means to get out of your house and fuck the world

im a really big introvert, but introversion doesnt mean being shy nor weak
>>
LF a PURE lizard or cat to EB me
only other requirement is that youre not brown
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>>161983895
or you can stay inside and not care about what the stupid world is doing
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i only feel alive when im going 150mph
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>>161983864
republic... f....
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>>161983083
i've been there too (was the one guy who forgot to step on the pad against Phlegeton in LotA and wiped the whole raid), but there are ways to lessen people's frustration with you
just tell the group you're brand new and ask them to bear with you
at the end of the day you give them second chance points and bitches do anything for second chance points
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>>161983864
repo man ...
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>my tank squadron memeber is the only one not wearing armor

Why
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>>161984123
armor is for pussies, true tanks tank with their faces
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>>161984003
yeah and ERP all day like a manchild, good job
anyway, it's partly your parents fault that you're like that, they didnt invest their money and their time very well and i dont give a hell if you waste it all, although you should take into consideration that they didnt want you to be like that
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>>161984024
oh!
i want to do gay stuff with them...
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>>161984217
i want them to post butt...
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>>161983518
beepy....
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>>161984201
Holy shit dude calm down on the projections.
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>>161984320
>projections
I dont think you know what that means ...
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>>161984217
Seto…
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>>161984305
is it true that beepy's parents are loaded? and the retard just stays at home being a big manchild all day?
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>>161984362
It's an analytic term but I misused it on purpose instead of "calm down on the projecting" due to the fact that your post is complete bullshit and your opinions are worthless.
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>>161984427
yes
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>>161984427
yes, to creep on peoplei in a mmorpg because they erp with somebody else
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>>161984501
well you would be wrong either way, I'm not projecting

you can think whatever you want. i dont care what you do with your money, im not here to scorn you. but you know damn well where you're going with all that. i hope. start looking for nice cheap clothes, good perfume, a bit of exercice (1 set of pushups is better than nothing) and good hygiene. then you'll sit in your computer chair and will be fucking wondering why you're still sat there.
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>>161984585
how do I get beepy to stalk me...
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>>161984678
Fuck off Chad you're just jealous
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>>161984678
>perfume
what are u some kind of faggot
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>>161984678
What the fuck are you talking about you poorfag?
Fuck off with your Lance Gravel shit already.
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>>161984298
Not repu but I have some pictures of their butt...

Here you go...
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>>161984823
>he has money so he knows everything

>>161984784
>he doesnt wear a nice cologne

>>161984782
very very slightly
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>>161984678
good advice here
be sure to light a weight and practice your french kissing on a dummy or something

wash your hair and lift a weight, reject all the violent parts of islam if possible
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>>161984727
+1
i want a sugar daddy
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>>161983520
yes I still am
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>>161984893
you're such a fucking loser
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>>161984893
it's not the same if it's not self-posted..
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>>161984727
create a gimmick and force yourself in these threads
hell be after you in no time
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>>161984893
>he had to change back to catgirl to stop getting ignored by other grown men

my sides
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>>161984893
Really stinky creepshot
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><Green Eyes>
kill yourself if you use this
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>>161984893
i want to do things to this butt that the church would not approve of!
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>>161985068
poor kiss
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>>161985028
Two characters, dude. The catgirl and catboi always existed at the same time.
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>>161985068
more like odd eyes
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>>161985168
but they are both female characters right now?
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>>161985068
Why?
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>>161985028
dude people thirst over his catboy more than his catgirl anyway
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>>161985367
>let me change back to catgirl then so i can slut around next to the soft house

ok repu
>>
>tfw the Halloween event was one of the best they ever had
>tfw hoping they do something similar for Christmas
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>>161985367
no they dont
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>>161985168
can I see the catboy
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>tfw you are too intelligent to stop playing XIV
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>>161985068
But my character's eyes are green...
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>>161985632
iktf brother, brainlets will never understand
>>
male au ra looking for yandere waifu/waifu (male)
must be willing to go above and beyond the line of duty and social norms
>>
what would happen if you pulled out one of ravana's swords from the air while he did his fancy summoning entrance
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>>161985863
caelus....
>>
How hard is it to do a T13 farm these days for weapon farming?
Would anyone even join
>>
LEVIATHAN LEVIATHAN BRAHGGHGHG LEVIATHAN LEVIATHAN BRARARARA
LEVIATHAN LEVIATHAN BRARAHHGGG
LEVIATHAN
LEVIATHAN
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>>161985908
ravana would be p mad i assume

>>161985971
why not, it's a joke fight with your current gear level and 20%echo
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>>161985995
actually the worst primal theme in the game
>>
pet all catboys
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>>161986019
Have you heard the whole thing? The song actually gets pretty good later on.
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>>161985952
>get excited
>(male)
>mfw
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>>161986040
with your penis
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>>161985971
Yeah people will join for sure, although it may take a while for your PF to fill if you make it during off-hours

Some get it for wt, others want the drops for glamour or alt leveling, people want the music and aetherstones as well. When WT first came out the aetherstone price plummeted on Balmung but now that nobody gives a shit about kitty cat bingo they're back up above 100k, or at least they were over the weekend
>>
>>161986161
if i were to compare it to any of the other primals it's lacklustre
the only other close contender for worst would be ifrit
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>>161986176
caelus likes guys as well
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>>161984943
post pits
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>>161986240
>He dosent like ominous choir chanting
You probably listen and enjoy Nightcore, faggot
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>>161986240
>Ifrit

Generic does not equal bad.

Ifrit isn't bad just because it doesn't turn into a completely different style like basically every other primal theme. His music also fits him.
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>>161985952
That wasn't even me.
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>>161986179
good idea
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>>161986274
not that anon but

>mfw
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>>161969513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nSOp6B4WL8
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>>161986361
>>161986427
Ifrit's theme is generic as fuck.
None of the primal themes are particularly awful, it's just Leviathan is bottom of the barrel in that category.
>>
>>161986019
Ravana is the worst
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>>161986598
>he doesn't dance to the song of ringing steel
>>
>>161986454
can i be your wife (male) ingame and irl?
>>
>>161986598
Fuck you
>>
>>161986598
Wew

Get out
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>tfw no cat/aura gf (male)
sometimes it sucks being a man cat..
>>
>>161986019
>>161986598
Actually it's Shiva, Sophetia, Moogle Mog, Ravana, AND Garuda
>>
>>161986454
Do you wanna hang out and maybe make out a little before getting coffee or something?
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>>161986647
Only if you're willing to stab me and all my friends for not giving you enough attention.
>>
>>161986639
>>161986653
>>161986729
If they had gotten a guy with some actual fucking bass in their throat, it would be amazing, but they didn't and it's fucking shit.
It sounds extremely bad if you listen to folk songs that have a lot of bassy voices.
>>
>>161986534
Really nigga? 5 hours later
>>
'njran' jr xabj gung lbh pna qrpvcure gur pbqr; gur xrl gb mvba vf abg urer; 'cyngb' fraqf uvf ertneqf
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>>161986829
Mamma Mia!
>>
>>161986830
Where do I go to translate this.
>>
>>161986792
Yeah sure, that sounds nice.
>>
>>161986776
Moogle Mog fits the goofy atmosphere of the whole fight.
Shiva's theme transitions extremely well in the context of the fight.
Garuda's is kind of in the same field as Ifrit, generic but okay.
Mentioning Ravana and Sophia as contenders in a worst primal theme argument is b8
>>
>>161986829
Anything to post a pic, my man
>>
>>161986830
>cure
Take my hand and don't look back.
>>
>>161986926
Cool. Meet me in Seattle in ten days?
>>
>>161986768
post your cat
>>
>people forgot that Bismarck exists
as it should be
>>
>>161987030
Bismarck's theme is good for the fight though.
>>
caelus is SOOO popular...
>>
>>161987091
too bad the fight is hot garbage
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>>161986937
I like my themes with no vocals
Garuda feels too priestly
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this is not clickbait...
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>>161986806
So you don't like it because you're a folk music connoisseur?
>>
>>161987131
>tfw caelus only has eyes for spuki
it's not fair...
>>
does anyone else giggle a little when they see people fall off cliffs in fights be it due to mechanics or because they're fucking retarded and jumped off on their own (i.e Ozma)
>>
>>161979039
>>161979312
{/hug}
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>>161987257
wat

>>161987334
what makes me laugh the most is when this happens on a11
>>
>>161987334
It makes me realize the game is played by a generation of idiots.
>>
>>161987237
>reading comprehension
No, I don't like it because it's trying to have droning vocals but it fails at it.
>>
>>161987428
le wrong generation xDDDD
kill yourself
>>
>>161987376
>nearly 5 entire seconds to click on the duct
>he doesn't do anything
just desserts
>tfw there are people who miss the eject
>>
>>161987583
i've seen people miss getting on a bunch of times but never getting off, sadly
>>
>>161987547
You first Mr Triggered.
>>
>tfw none will ever put a collar on you and claim you as a lowly pet.
>>
how would one go about looking for RP
on Cactuar if that's relevant
asking for a friend
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>>161987667
>mfw accidentally collared
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>>161987667
pst
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>>161987376
>>
>>161987667
You haven't even earned the right to be a pet.
>>
>>161987186
is it click bait if i bait when a click it?
>>
>>161987667
ill collar you if I can release you immediatly
>>
any pure cats?
>>
>>161988036
me but I also expect you to be pure
>>
>>161987334
people who fall off yes, but I don't really blame people for fucking up cast bars/telegraphs at first since almost every new boss mechanic trigger slightly different (plus or minus end of cast/ during animation/even after animation in some cases) square has no standard and the netcode for this game is shit. artificial difficulty
>>
>>161987667
>tfw eb'd but would rather have a pet for when I want to be lewd since eb is a dead fish
>>
>>161987913
Ill bait you :3c
>>
>>161988067
not a pure cat but a pure lizard
>>
>>161987186
youre right!
its doofy cat!
>>
>>161988176
and what do you mean by pure?
>>
>>161987667
I just want to be a cute meido pet for someone, sadly the EU RP community is nearly dead.(And I'm also bad at RPing.)
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXyx4zxxey8

Literally A GOD
>>
Alright, gang, how do I "git gud" at roleplaying? It looks fun as hell but I have no idea what I'm doing and would like to get into it. ERP is a possibility for later stuff, but that's not my main interest.
>>
>>161988397
tfw ESL and cant rp
>>
>>161988397
You practice just like anything else man

If you can't write, read more and just plagiarize
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Aww yeah just got home from work, how is everynyan?

Anyone on Behemoth wanna do stuff
>>
>>161988228
I see a lot of people wanting to be maids, but almost nothing in this game is actually doable like that, unless you're full DoL/H 60, and a shared house. I used to have a cute thing where she would run out on errands to get me things off the marketboard/list items on her retainers for me, but that's more of a secretary, really.
>>
i legit want to watch people ERP to learn
>>
>>161988605
There are people that will let you do this
>>
>>161988640
who when and where tho?
>>
seto x3c
>>
>>161988228
Server?
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>>161988605
i legit want to watch people ERP to be sexually aroused by proxy so I still remain pure
>>
>>161988334
3 7 YEARS
>>
Holy shit I have the best idea for shameless ERPers
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>>161988742
Just ask some of the local degens and they will point you in the right direction. Do it in game though not in the thread.

don't be shy about it at all remember these people get off on being watched
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>>161988602
>tfw I RP a librarian/secretary and the same asshole keeps confusing me for his maid IC
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>>161988763
Odin
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>>161988480
just RP as ESL, include it as part of your character. trust me people will think you are adorable.
>>161988397
just write down some character qualities/flaws and stick to them. don't self insert that's boring af. and stay away from cliches like ugu cute orphan girl with a dark side.
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>>161988605
I'd let you watch me.
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HOLY SHIT

I just need a house and I would do my idea, it's fucking perfect for those who arent ashamed of ERPing in public
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>>161988845
I'll bite. What is it?
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i want to fuck the redhead cat
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>>161988959
Is it a whorehouse? I bet it's a whorehouse. Already been done.
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>>161988917
Heck yeah! You can be my meido.
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>>161989021
what's a whorehouse? explain
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>>161989003
Oooh. Is it me?
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>>161989003
I want to pet him.
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>>161988884
They don't even do the same thing though

librarian/secretary is like information/list keeper and occasional errand runner

maid is just someone that cleans up and serves you things which basically doesn't exist in this game
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>>161989082
He meant Rheia.
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>>161989049
>>
bpbp
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>>161989082
No they're a pure paladin.
But now they're dead
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>>161989149

They just mean wearing the maid outfit when they ERP lads don't think too hard about it
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>>161989049
there are places on balmung where cats just stand around and wait for ERP. you pick one and they charge like 100-200k then take you to a private room or a group hot tub etc and do whatever fucked up fetish you want.
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>>161989082
yeah, your name please?
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>>161988973
>>161988973
>Host event in classy sex dungeons
>people pay to attend
>ERPers ERP in the middle of the room or infront or whatever
>the guests watch the show and keep to themselves
>ERPers collect the gils at the end
>New ERP theme every period for novelty and niche customers etc
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>>161989178
bpgc
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>>161989082
Fuck off, waffle. You don't even erp.
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>>161989258
So red... I wonder what it tastes like?
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>>161989230
I need to make an alt now I'm poor.
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>>161989082
I want to fuck your pink hair'd cat instead of this garbage.
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>>161989082
hows clinging to rheia for carries going
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>>161989043
Are you a cute and worthy mistress?

>>161989149
You can't do nearly anything "RP wise" in this game.
It's also more than doable being a maid, being ordered around and forced to obey your mistress commands. It doesn't have to be ERP, but also stuff like making you run a dungeon with her or order you to gather something.
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>>161989240
>people pay
Dropped

Not a bad idea tho if planned right, could work.
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>>161989082
This is the ugliest cat I've ever seen post
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Wheres the grownman check?
We really need it right now
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>>161989240
Yeah people do that. IRL too: http://m.koreatimes.co.kr/phone/news/view.jsp?req_newsidx=219543
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>>161989230

>Paying gil for ERP

Lmao just go to the quicksand and wear something cute they will come to you
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>>161989230
>and do whatever fucked up fetish you want
this literally doesn't work in ERP

>write a post about a specific situation
>reply is: *moans and cums as he fucks her* oh yeah
it's braindead, the best scenes are always mutual, back and forth between 2 characters
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Can we nominate people for best and worst ERP'ers 2016 award?
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>>161989501
worst: mumu
best: ram
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>>161989302
Probably unwashed dick.
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>>161989397
i mean if you have 10-20 customers and they pay 50k each, that's 1M or more at the end for the ERPers

it would be an event for those who have money anyway, le high class stuff, pig degenerates in the middle, elite watching
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>>161989389
Yes, yes I am. Are you a willing, good little meido?
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>>161989501
>know wont be nominated
Thank god
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>>161989501
worst: lei
best: awena
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>>161989626
>best: awena
lol
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>>161989501

>Nobody knows me so I won't be shamed
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>>161989389
>mistress
dropped

Also that's literally just telling someone what to do, which leads back to >>161989149

The most enjoyable aspect of RP is having two characters interact, onesided interaction is pretty boring most of the time
>>
is this too lewd?
C:\Users\Mike\Documents\My Games\FINAL FANTASY XIV - A Realm Reborn\screenshots
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>>161989501
Best: Me
Worst: (you)
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>>161989563
It had better be damn good for 50k a person. There are people who will pay for erp, but it's not a huge client base. Even the socially awkward can get it for free.
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>>161989570
I'm a little interested. But hard to say without knowing your character.
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>>161989758
god damn it mike
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>>161989768
Well I know I would attend. I dont want to ERP but I would love to watch + I'm not close to any ERPlord so that would be convenient for me. I just pay and watch. No questions asked.
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>>161989758
Great now i'm going to hack your computer, nothing personel kid
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>>161989768
50k is basically the FFXIV equivalent of a dollar bill
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>>161989758
Mike...
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>>161989895
What server are you on? Guessing Balmung, why not just /tell a random and ask to watch?
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>>161989660
Awena's cool.
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>>161989758

>My name is Mike

You freaked me the fuck out there
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>>161989982
Fuck no I dont want that kind of proximity. balmung yeah.
>>
Fucking Balmung degenerates they won't discuss the game
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>>161989939
Yeah and a personal ERP session can be had for 1 or 2 dollar bills. I mean maybe some people like jacking it to skin flicks in a dank auditorium with a bunch of other pervs but why do that when you can get personal service for te same price or close to it
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>>161990143
there is NOTHING to discuss.
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>>161989758
You seriously expect anyone to fall for this in 2016?
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How many millions do I need to do this to "pure" cats on Balmung
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>>161990197

0.1
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>>161990163
because not everyone is good at ERPing nor is it everyone who wants to learn, keep that in mind. Also some people are voyeurs.
>>
Why is DET 0.325 on AST but so low for other healers?
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>>161990047
I mean they're going to know who you are if you show up at some sex show too. There's no 2 way viewing booths in eorzea
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>>161990197
beepy did it to rum for free
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>>161989501
you can all be the kings of shit mountain if you want
Nobody cares
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Redpill me on catboyposting
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>>161990274
If you're using Ariyala's numbers it's because Dervy hasn't made a proper stat weight for AST like he did for WHM and SCH so those numbers are defaults and incorrect
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>>161990179
Sure there is, I'm thinking about picking up monk. What should I prioritise in melding
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what's it like having a penis? what does cum and dick taste like? how firm are testicles? how hard are dicks? is the head harder or softer than the rest?
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>>161990286
Yeah I know but that's all there is, you didn't personally ask anybody to watch them or anything. it's much less direct. if that kind of event becomes a regular thing people will brush it off easily.
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>>161990389
are you on levi...
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>>161990376
CRIT> DET >SKILLSPEED
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>>161990389
what the fuck
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>>161990459
yes who is this?
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>>161990389
Grab your own dick jesus christ senpai
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>>161990389

Please be on Odin...
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>>161990389
girl irl?
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>>161990296
ok beepy
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>>161989492
huh? its usually mutual, unless they are totally shit at erp. most people just mirror each others effort.
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>>161990516
I don't have one

>>161990459
>>161990517

I'm not

>>161990532
I'm a filthy fujo yes
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>>161990389
>>161990672

Meria stop...
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>>161990672
Name and server, I want to get to know you.
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>>161990389
idk nothing really
cum tastes salty and bitterish, dick tastes like skin
testicles are kind of like hardboiled eggs
dicks are firm when erect but softer than you'd think, kind of springy really
the head is softer than the rest
>>
>>161990672
Then go and grab a guy's dick it isn't that had, swallow if you want to taste milk

Stormblood when?
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>>161990510
Little Madcat
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>>161990756
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>>161990779
Man I'm so fucking hype for red mage you can't believe it
>>
Which c@ would you like to see raped by a pack of horny beastmen?
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>>161990389
Hello fraulein, do you like strong burly tanks. Interested in moving to Canada? I'll teach all of those things you are curios first with 99% efficiency with no ast/mch/drg needed.
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>>161990939

Y'Shtola...
>>
So my ps4 is about to arrive any minute

should I buy the normal version of this game or the collectors?

normal is 20 collectors is 40

are the collectors exclusives worth it?
>>
>i'm pure xD

tell tale signs of a grease master recruit
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>>161990974
no
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Where's the 300k room money...

Spuki...
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>>161990796
not me but would pet
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>>161990949
I'm not into balding people, even I have some standards, sorry!

>>161990774
thanks really
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>>161990939
every cat

they should all become beastman cumdumps
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>>161990974
It's just cosmetic stuff so up to you. It's only $20 but you may not use any of the crap you get
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>>161990974
if you want kain from ff4 as pet and a griffin mount, then yes
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>>161989426
It's immersive bro. If you are in character it makes more sense to pay. if you just want to fuck pak's alt and then go play overwatch then yah. quicksand is cool I guess.
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>>161991089
You can only pick 3.
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>>161990806
Yes I'm thirsty, and she's thirsty too. What's wrong with that
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>>161990949
>ending a question with a period
you're mixing up your ebins, retard
>>
i still want to fuck the redhead cat, i didn{t even get the name
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>>161990974
You can upgrade to collectors at later date on Mogstation. Just get regular desu
>>
>free login campaign
>wiping in every roulette campaign

Fuck SE.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EEW-9NDM5k
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>>161991070
If you are confirmed girl irl how do you deal with the hordes of horny fucks
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>>161991070
np

I've only sucked one dick though so idk how much it differs
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>>161991039
>tfw spuki paid you back and you aren't poor anymore
>>
Post raid music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5CwXuyNfoc
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>>161991313
faggot
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>>161991303
>333k
>not poor

my sides
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>>161989758
guys is it safe to click this link...
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>>161991272
I'm a dirty fujo so there are no hordes
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>>161991313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIiHeRXadLg
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Girls of xivg, would you ever date a guy that plays a catgirl? Why or why not?
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>>161989570
>>161989789
Whelp I guess not.
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>>161989082
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>>161991313
https://youtu.be/8G4QgQ1pUlA
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>>161991417
Yes, only if they're respectable and handsome IRL.
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>>161991395
are you fat
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>>161991461
Oh, sorry. So how do you want to do that?
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>>161991478

Heh good one!
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>>161991395
Fair enough, you should get into sucking dick and practice your bj's you won't regret it
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>>161991395
post your catboi or LEAVE
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>>161991417
I personally think they should play a tall, male character and princess carry me playing a smaller, female character.
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>>161991539
>>161991539
what?
>>
>>161991590
Do you want a beta male to be your irl and in game servant? Just wondering
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>>161991539
Whoops meant for >>161991424
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>>161990389
T.F.?
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>>161991590
what about man cats...
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>>161991682
That's not the kind of behaviour I'm looking for in a man.
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>>161991515
No, nearly underweight but I don't go out much

>>161991552
lewd...

>>161991581
I'm a lizardman right now though

>>161991750
no...
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>>161991590
Sort of same. But if my irl partner was cool enough to date, I don't think I'd care what sort of character they played.
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>>161991785
Okay, that's good. What's your ign
>>
Is Sera online on discord?
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>>161991590
>not being a tall female character and princess carrying me playing a smaller, male character
Hate you
>>
So why girls play as guys and guys play as girls?
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>>161991539
I'm not sure, what race are you playing? Would you be ok with having a Cat as a servant?
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>>161991859
No, he left.
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>>161991417
I'd prefer them play a female, since I play as a male. It'd be cute.
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>>161991940
People play as what they like seeing and can't be
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>>161991940
Both play what they want to fuck/get fucked by
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>>161991940

Because people find the opposite sex aesthetically pleasing

Not everyone self inserts as their character
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>>161991504
I'm respectable and handsome irl. Wanna meet?
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>>161992007
No ippiki.
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>>161991801
want to watch me jerk off on Skype?
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>>161991975
Elezen but thinking I might fanta to check out the others. yes
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>>161991801
lewd but necessary seriously getting a bad bj is horrible
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>>161992041
No ippiki.
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>>161992041
shirou...
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>>161992074
maybe if I can use throw-away skype
name?
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>>161992041
>>
>>161992060
Want to meet up at Limsa? What's your name or initials?
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>>161992041
This thread is fucking amazing.
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>>161991763
They are pretty cute.

>>161991851
I just gave my opinion, I'm not looking for an ingame partner and I won't post my character name here.

>>161991875
I just like the stereotypical big, strong man protecting the tiny, weak woman.
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>>161992291
angery....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>161992041
>mfw mutual masturbation is on my kink list
>but not with randos from 4chan
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>>161992041
This one is the Skype guy, i would skype you but it would be cool to have a background on which to develop our conversation or something
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>>161992291

hghenlo lizer
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>>161992391
I know that feel, found one nice girl already but our schedules woefully don't match up as much as I'd want them to.
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>>161992383
autistic....

>>161992461
HELLO
>>
>>161992537

are you going

SUPER SAIYAN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>161992537
ugly
>>
>>161992460
I just wanted to see the pleasures of a dick but guess you wanted more, sorry
>>
>>161992659
Again the skype guy is that senpai, showing dick isn't that exciting desu i might be getting old
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tfw cute ebin is too shy to talk to you
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>>161992190
>>161992193
wrong
>>161992240
>>161992391
add me on discord then..
mea#9740
>>
Which males would you go on a date with?
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>>161992803
Who?
>>
>>161992807
I don't use discord.. I even made throwaway skype already, sry... I'll just go watch anime or something
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>>161992803
tfw you're too shy to talk to anyone or even sit on benches close to any ebin prowling grounds
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>>161992826
The cute ones who bring me food, rub my feet, and let me fall asleep with my head in their lap. I'm a simple woman with simple needs.

Oh, and he has to enthusiastically eat me out until my eyes cross.
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>>161992592
thuper thaiyayin theventy thix

>>161992623
stfu
>>
>>161992881
/pat

Men are mysterious, you offer them what they crave and they fucking pull back
>>
>crush got EBd
im ready to fucking die
>>
>>161992881
I was going to link Skype stuff there. What's the name I'll add you.
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>>161992881
I'm already set up, waiting on you, silly.
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>>161992391
>tfw I love hearing how hard and excited my erp partners are after a session
>tfw I love teasing and encouraging them afterwards
Shame it's so hard to find people that are open to it.
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>>161990389
>what's it like having a penis?
its nice, you dont have to deal with periods and menstrual cycles.

> what does cum and dick taste like?
I'm not gay so i don't know. Cum taste changes depending on what the guys eats though, I know that much.

>how firm are testicles?
About hardboiled eggs kind of hard. I don't squish them though, it hurts like a bitch.

>how hard are dicks?
A flacid one is pretty floppy. They go all over the place as if it were some toy or something. An erected one is hard enough to hold but soft when poked, kinda like a cooked sausage. Much like a cooked sausage, an erected dick is really warm too.

>is the head harder or softer than the rest?
Its softer around the edges / tip, the above part is (somewhat) part of the shaft itself so that part is harder than the rest of the head.

I don't know why I bothered answering this.
Source: I have a 7 inch dick. I don't know if big dicks feel / act differently though. Although this is my honest answer as an above average dick size.
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>Still never found my Yuri-love partner who I could spend the rest of my days doting and diligently serving.
>>
>>161992989
You into the alphabet while humming?
>>
>>161992838
Tanitsuki Shiruku
>>
>>161993136
holy fuck you are autistic
>>161993181
yuri is trash
you are trash
>>
>>161993136
Mado...
>>
>>161993109
I used to erp and cyber a lot like what 10 years ago, it made my blood boil and it was one of the few things that would let me get absolutely diamonds

i miss being 17
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>>161993016
Noone is stopping you
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>try to talk with anyone doing FATEs or in dungeons
>nobody ever talks back
doushite
>>
>>161993246
My lovely mado is 7.5 inches. Never badmouth him! Only I can badmouth him and by that I mean suck his penis.
>>
>>161993016
who
>>
>>161993021
I used e-mail and I can't find my username anywhere... is email enough? I used some random service, it's "[email protected]"

>>161993076
that's not you...
>>
>Someone comments on your character upskirt in a duty.
T-thanks.
>>
who are the new couples of xivg?
>>
>>161993252
I mainly ERP cause irl just isn't enough for me and it still gets me as rowdy as ever and I'm only a few years younger than you.
Does it really get that bad when you're closer to 30?
>>
>>161993203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyViuXFyIE4

Alphabet method is alright, but you gotta mix it up a bit.
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>>161993228
I don't mind if you insult me.
But if you insult Yuri, that's crossing the line.
>>
>>161993016
Damn, I'm sorry to hear that, man. I'm sure it will get better over time.

I'm here to lend an ear if you'd like that.
>>
>>161993467
stratos x beepy
embrace x rune
lily x sugi
>>
When people would rather talk about dicks in fine detail than game mechanics.
How the fuck do I go about orbs in a11S?
NO I DONT WANT TO HEAR MR HAPPY PRATTLE ON. I. WANT. TO. KNOW. WHAT. YOU. DO.
>>
HELP
someone took up my offer of succ, but i've never done this before (erp)
DOUSHIOOO
>>
>>161993467
my dick + your mouth
>>161993601
yuri is complete shit, dude
get some taste
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>>161993342
Fuck you, his dick is mine.
>>
>>161990517
There is a fujo on Odin
>>
>>161993624
Orbital?

Two large orbs = Get out of the center
Small orbs scattered = Yesods from Seph
Small orbs up = Look at your character from a bird's eye camera angle and go into the second explosion
>>
>>161993540
Well it doesn't get that bad, maybe it is because of boredom, high quality writing expectations and stuff like that
>>
>>161993624
You kill the orbs asap. If a player has a tether, that means something will slowly go to them and eventually explode, and it leaves an AoE on the ground. These AoEs need to not overlap with each other, otherwise they wipe. It targets 1 tank next, then 2 players (either both healers, or two random DPS). After that it happens again. Basically just kill orbs and don't overlap AoEs.
It's a very easy phase.
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>>161993326
They are just there to finish their duty. Not to make friends.

>>161991461
Oh shit we getting OC?

>>161989238
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/1566100/

>>161993649
http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/
>>
>>161993624
If you get tethered drag it around until its small, then go to the edge of the arena and let it asplode and that makes a puddle. If two puddles touch ya fucked kiddo.
>>
>>161993779
On placement on lapis or a specific order in which you place the bubble puddles
>>
>tfw just got off to the thought of rawing meria irl
sorry meria
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>>161992989
Sproutlander...
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>>161993781
Ah, that must be it. I've seen some really good multi-para ones that don't go too much into meaningless details, maybe someone like that would work for you?
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>>161992989
only if you straddle me on command.
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>>161994035
put your trip back on
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>>161993826
>>161993901
Ayyy thanks I'm dps and I kinda shit the bed when I get tethered. What about when the tethered person dies does it have a priority target it shifts to or does it fuck off.
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>>161993549
That's fair, I usually like to make them cum at least once before any actual sex, so I'm fine to experiment a bit and learn more about you.
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>>161993718
Hahahah, no.
That cute wisconsin boy and his dick are mine and mine alone.
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>>161994151
nah
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>>161994117
Yeah i might try later i haven't erp'd with FFXIV people yet
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>>161993614
>stratos x beepy
wuuuuuuuuuuuut
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>>161993665
Fuck you faggot, yuri is not shit
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me when im -w-
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>>161990197
2mil

Read: Zettai
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>>161994391
Cute cat
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>>161994391
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>>161993842
you are on greg ;_; i might make a character there just to visit you
>>
>get 1M
>reinvest in mats
>now have 2M
>reinvest
>now have 3.8M
>reinvest
>now what 7.4M
>reinvest
>now have 15M

it's that easy, it just takes a while
>>
>>161994381
it really is
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>>161990197
>tfw nobody will do this to my pure hyur
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>>161994574
>date a creep
>emotionally abuse them
>get seven digits and a rank 8 fc with a house
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>>161994683
lul
>>
>tfw you realize sproutlander "leaked" "her" own pictures to sell the lie "she" is actually a girl
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>>161994683
sugi........
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>>161994574
I tried this, but everything that looks remotely sellable ends up costing the exact same in mats on the market, or theres constant undercutting wars for huge amounts. Crafting seems like its only viable immediately after a patch.
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>>161985863
post your character
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>>161994760
Get over it, ippiki.
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>>161994683
how to pose as a woman? i need to catfish some creeps
>>
>>161994870
ippiki webbed the highlander chick tho
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>>161994931
No need to be a woman, Sugi did it as an obese Mexican man.
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>>161994760
>tfw you realize meria "leaked" "her" own pictures to sell the lie "she" is actually a girl
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>>161994931
You don't even have to half the time.
They are that depraved
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>>161994870
why do you bring him up everytime a straight female is mentioned

did he cuck you
>>
>>161994863
catboy post
>>
Name three cute c@s on Balmung and the secret to get them to ERP.
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>>161994570
I'm logged in 24/7, but I'm AFK 23 out of the 24 available hours. And I'm usually logged into my AuRa. My cat (alt account now) doesn't really see the light of day much.

Just a redpill. Don't want you to waste your time making a character and get disappointed, but you're free to visit anytime :D.

>>161994574
That's like business 101 anon. You're fucking late.
>>
>>161994972
that highlander is a tranny
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>>161995119
That's a plus for pickles
>>
>>161994574
nOstds ti harsd , taod ttyiomi marm ase NEETma tdoi
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>>161995090
>B'nhaka
Belly rub.
>Rena
Shit covered horsecock.
>Abe
Femroe.
>>
>>161995086
what
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>>161995119
no, guffy, just because they don't like you doesn't mean they're a tranny
>>
>>161995119
Closest he's ever getting to a woman.
>>
>>161994035
who dis
>>
>>161994972
and that highlander has a boyfriend irl
which she cheated on
with ippiki of all people
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okay guys would you fuck a cute trap or a meh woman?
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>>161985863
what social norms
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>>161995247
Cute trap. Cute is justice
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>>161995232
me

>>161995247
yes
>>
>>161995247
can i choose both?
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>>161995090
Abe- Collars
Bnaka- Tummy's
Lei- Oral
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>>161995247
vaginas are great dude sry
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>>161995247
Both.

Bi privilege.
>>
>>161995210
you are clearly a catboy that just wants to see more naked lizardmen
>>
>>161995247
As a heterosexual male i would honestly fuck a hot trap over a fat chick. Fuck it I'll spit roast him with Joe Rogan.
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>>161995316
no, you have to choose one

>>161995339
given the chances who would you fuck first
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>>161992338
>>161992060
I take that as a no. What a mean tease ....
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>>161995379
Depends who chats me up better.
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>>161995213
they have a penis
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>>161995203
the first two on this list dont even erp
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>>161995247
i'd set them up with each other and watch...
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>>161995472
lmao
>>
>>161995090
>Bhnaka
Touch tummy
>Abe
Mayoplay
>Moni
Touch the fluffy tail
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>>161995241
and he is cucking her for some c@
>>
>>161995247
The woman
I like pussy
A woman can improve themselves naturally
At the end of the day the trap still has a dick and that's still gay no matter how you try to paint it
Y'all gay
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>>161995247
If you let me choose between a cute fit trap and a fag ugly woman i'd fuck the trap ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>161995213
>ugly character
>nude mod
>sinking as low as ippiki
>posting about it in xivg
It's most certainly a dude.
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Going into A9S!
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>>161960669
>Literally every single person I've ever played with saves limit break to try and last hit the final boss of the dungeon with it

??????
>>
>>161995679
Why is fan art so incorrect? This doesn't even look like an Au Ra.
>>
>>161995247
no just normal boys
>>
>>161995472
lol
>>
>>161995703
>women don't feel sexual desire
>>
>>161962230
>Vegan

says it all, really
>>
>>161995247
The woman.
Not really attracted to guys.
>>
>>161995883
its got a dick, don't try to fool yourself
>>
>>161995883
>has nothing to do with anything i said
>>
>>161995817
>character wearing armor that was actually designed for combat and playing the game

nuh uh, not in this general

>>161995883
not for you, they dont
>>
>>161995703
Man there are some skeevy fuckin girls who play mmos, so it's not really that crazy of a prospect
>>
>>161995853
That's completelyok too
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post yfw oakland trannies dying in a fire
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>>161996065
>thinking anybody on 4chan is a girl without timestamped tits

it's still real to me, dammit!

>>161996116
gotcha sempai
>>
>>161995247
Either? It depends on other factors, I stopped having real standards a couple years back. I'm no catch myself.
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>>161995841
I use that shit on big trash pulls as a summoner
I use it as a tank LB when the bar is at 1.5 on the final boss
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>>161996197
>without timestamped tits
holy shit how is life in 2004
>>
>>161996287
as many girls on 4chan back then as there is now, summerfriend
>>
>>161996287
I wish I could go back to 2004 desu
>>
>>161996287
whiteknights like you are the reason vjamal sera and cornelia get away with parading around pretending to be girls for years
>>
>>161995841
I try to use LB's as often as possible.
Then I get yelled at by retards who say it's a waste even though the bar is full again by the time it's the next or last boss.
>>
>>161995247
i rather fuck an handsome man desu
>>
>>161996065
most girls online act like they do irl, usually a whore and treats every other female as a threat that potentially steals their attention. they all act like cunts from having all the attention of all the beta males kissing their feet and buying them irl stuff. see Zandera.
>>
>>161996287
>He dosent do timestamps or extremely specific image requests
Enjoy your 300lb greasy yandere(male)
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>>161996063

It doesn't feel right tanking in a swimsuit
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>>161996273
it's fucking stupid. even if they save it for the final boss, why not use it at the start of the fight? at sunken temple you almost build up a second bar during that fight alone, i imagine in higher level dungeons you could actually get full bar(s)
>>
>>161996421
>There are people that actually thought Corny was a girl
wtf?
>>
>>161996574
Just fwhalon
>>
people still think there is irl girls here kek
>>
>>161996460
Did anyone actually kiss Zandera's feet?
Tell me more.
>>
>>161996556
it doesnt feel right to be a (((man))) and pretend to be a female catgirl either, and yet....
>>
>>161996421
>tfw friends with a bunch of girls from this General
>we follow each other on various social media
>we all laugh our asses off at FAKE GIRL!!!11! posts
>>
>>161996556
Agreed.
Where'd you get those pants though? Is it the same on male models?
>>
>>161996652
are, you mean
>>
>>161996652
I'm a cute girl ingame and irl
>>
>>161996679

I don't self insert as my character, my dude
>>
>>161996723
Thank you, my english is a little rusty
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>>161996703
haha me 2 :3
>>
>>161996562
In shor kai you can get of a full LB and an LB 1
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>>161996116
>hahaha im laughing with both my EB and the whore who pisses in her mouth
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>>161996786
It's okay. How about I fuck your bp now?
>>
>>161996712

http://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/wiki/Griffin_Leather_Skirt_of_Fending
>>
lf the tucc
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>>161996828
>her
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>>161996998
You realize no one actually pissed in anyone's mouth either right?
>>
Will someone please buy all my hq loaghtan steak on Balmung

Its a measly 12.89k per unit
>>
>>161996574
Really only fwha. Explains the meltdowns.
>>
mfw my gf will never pose as a Miqo'te, how i'm supposed not to cheat
>>
>>161996065
ask them to show tits and vag then

protip: they can't
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>>161997093
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>>161996652
dude I just jerked off for one on Skype. Irl girls are the best
>>
>>161997215
I laughed

But I have nq steak and apple strudel as well please buy
>>
>>161997260
>skype
>irl

tell her to fuck you, teasing bitches are seriously an issue
kek
>>
Have played this for a couple of hours now and I can't help to wonder where the fuck everyone is. Did I choose a dead server?
>>
>>161997602
yes
>>
>>161996460
Funny how no one was against her getting kicked from the ls by rei.
>>
>>161997260
How did you meet her? How can I do that with girls? I have low self confidence and I'm shy.
>>
>>161997602
Yeah most likely

They have a wonderful system here of closing crowded servers to new characters
>>
>>161997602
If it was open for character creation, probably.
>>
https://www.f-list.net/c/naka%20naka
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>>161997602
Possibly, if you are referring to the starting cities/areas.

>>161997215
I love these Kelly comics edits into XIV
>>
>>161997669
just whip it out man
>>
>Static member starts bitching
>"I was never consulted about what time I wanted to raid at"
>"We set up the time weeks ago"
>"I wasn't part of the static then"
>>
>>161997661
everyone hated her because she's a dumb bitch

i'm still a little upset i wasn't the one who got to do ,we still joke from time to time about it
>>
>>161996460
yeah those bitches forget this is a game, it's supposed to be fun, i hate beta orbiters because they empower that fucking attitude
>>
>>161997602
Thinking the same thing, what server did you pick?
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>>161997727
I'd like to erp with a trap character but I don't want to fuck a flat, narrow ass.
>>
>>161997701
>>161997673
Very nice.
>>161997732
Yea, I'm still in and around the areas around the city I started in basically.
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>Clear first try with pugs
>Static still has trouble

kill me
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>>161997763
I have no one to whip it out to.
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>>161997727
>feminine boy
>creampie
you cant creampie a butthole
>>
>>161998001
Asura it's called. It's a jap one.
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>>161998070
what does your static have trouble with in a9s of all things?

genuinely curious
>>
Brute Justice is the best fight in the game.
>>
yo you fucks just change this general to erp general, seriously you guys are disgusting
>>
>>161998070
>Clear it no problem since week 1 with pugs
>Static (recently joined) has problems with it with fights lasting 8 min
>>
>>161997669
using voip helps for finding them. don't have the thought of making her your gf or wife the first time you hear her voice. just be friends and make her laugh. if she wants to frug she'll be flirty or at least not be disgusted at a lewd joke once and awhile. if anything you'll wank it for her and of you start dating or frug irl that's just a bonus.
>>
>>161997797
Shut the fuck up shirou.
>>
>>161997260
I didn't bother when she didn't want to voip, I'm not getting my dick out for a dude or for epic thread drama drops.
>>
>>161998171
persuing women that always turn out to be men
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>>161998258
*mouth breathes heavily with no push to talk while screeching about my cat*
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>>161996460
>men actually believe this

My sides are in orbit. Stop getting your knowledge of how women interact from daytime dramas and Mean Girls.
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>>161998224
Can confirm that this guy has it pretty much dead on, it's really not hard as long as you're not a "omg a g-girl" type loser, or a clingy dweeb.
>>
>>161998418
>>161998473
pottery I'm dying
>>
>>161998473
lmao shut the fuck up
>>
>>161998418
Leave mean girls out of this you bitch
>>
zanchan...
>>
>>161998473
>>161998523
YOU CAN NOT MAKE THIS SHUT UP!
>>
>>161998523
those are replies to different posts
>>
>>161998550
The first half, not the second. The second half is sacred.
>>
>When you have everything to do but dont want to do any of it.
>>
>>161998359
STOP EATING THE CARPETTT
*makes innuendo joke*
>>
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>>161998258
i will not be silenced

>>161998298
damn!!!
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>>161998171

It's always acid rain or healers not healing enough
>>
>>161998687
cute image, dude
>>
>>161998523
>>161998587
Are you two blind
>>
Tfw 5 more days until i can have 4 free days ;_;
>>
>>161998165
Well it is like 5am there on a weekday, but it's probably also a dead server
>>
>>161998709
Those are pretty much fundamental failures on the part of the dps and healers. Spread out and acid raid can be healed with eos cooldowns
>>
>>161998709
Cheer up Behemoth c@!
>>
>>161998662
Do expert with me, then
>>
>tfw no platonic au ra bf
>>
How do I join rheia's private ls?
>>
>>161997727
>naka naka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yt7kddpLQc
>>
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>>161998772
I hope your free login comes soon!
>>
>>161999019
why do you spend so much time at the processing plant?
>>
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>>161998837

I tell them to get good but they won't do it!!
>>
>hey anon wanna chat
>hey anon that was fun
>hey anon whats your discord
>finally give in
>voice together
>it's a cute sounding girl
>get nervous and chat a bit
>become friends
>she sends a selfie she is solid 7/10
>she is flirting
>send her a dick pic
>she blocks me
??????????????????? xivg lied to me
>>
>>161998946
1. be gay
2. be a psychopath that picks on people to feel good about yourself
that's about it
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>>161998709
hm... that doesn't sound good at all, how long have you guys been at the fight?

>>161998725
thanks!

>>161998946
send me a tell, Shirou Kuma
after that, you'll have to pass a series of trials to be proven worthy

>>161999019
>>
>>161999076
i have lots of ceruleum to process

>>161999104
your dicks too small bud

>>161999145
why must you do this
>>
>>161998742
you clearly don't get the irony
>>
>>161999123
Who's gay in that ls? Asking for a friend.
>>
>>161999104
You have an ugly dick and you sent her a picture of it unsolicited, dingus.
>>
So basically you have to be a powerbottom to get into Rheia's ls?
>>
>>161999263
she was flirting...
>>
>>161999263
Who here would actually enjoy getting a dickpic sent them?
>>
>>161999323
is it a nice looking dick
>>
>>161999323
me
>>
>>161999315
flirting != asking for dick
>>
>>161999315
Unless she specifically asks for a picture of your dick, don't send one. Girls feel pressured to respond in kind and a lot of them don't like that, which is probably why she blocked you.
>>
new thread where
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>>161998004
Maybe I can be your trap gf tonight...
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>>161999315
dick pic is like the finale not an appetizer
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>>161999145

A few weeks and I did clear the fight with them a few times but we should be able to one shot it by now honestly.

I don't want to spend our one raid night wiping to refurbisher for 2 hours instead of learning 10
>>
>>161999448
No I don't like birds
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>>161999187
this is my design.

>>161999293
yup
>>
>>161999323
Maybe if it was Caelus or Red.
>>
>>161999524
Racist...
>>
>>161999382
>>161999398
I was not offering to send out one! Just a question, I think it would be a little awkward.
>>
>>161999293
Nice, easy entry easy exit.
>>
>>161999543
>>
>>161994972
>tfw you're in a picture and suddenly you're webbed
>>
>>161998940
that's called a friend
>>
>>161999671
How's your bf should we inform him about this situation?
>>
>>161999671
>erps with ippiki
>when you have a bf irl
>posts a pic of you being half-naked
>j-just talking about the festive s-season guys
ok
>>
post f-lists
>>
>>161999759
>we saw your gf in a picture with another guy in an MMO without clothes
Please say this, the laughter will be great.
>>
>>161999860
f-lists
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>>161999635
lily lu
elky poo
>>
Only Meria orbiters can be so desperate to attack an innocent, pure girl just because she shares this thread with her.
>>
>>161999875
The logs are better
>>
>>161999875
You mean
>We saw your gf, after erotic roleplay with some other guy in a video game.
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>>161999875
>mfw
>>
>>161999759
Gf and it's not an issue desu, it's not like I'm dating him or something
>>161999849
I still haven't done ERP with anyone though
>>
>>161993614
>embrace x rune
Who?
>>
>>162000115
"i was only sucking his dick, this means nothing"
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Reminder that Me and Elk are getting eb'd soon.

We got 20 some invites left to give out. pst for one.
>>
>>161999953
what do you expect from the diehard fanboys of a bland, no personality tumblr girl? they have no other outlets except aggression to others
>>
>>162000115
Yeah man, I'm sure Ippiki just made an alt to have a chat with you about the future of Canadian politics.
Definitely that and not ERP like he does with every female character that's not a lala.
Definitely the guy that posted his ERP logs with that one elezen he made an alt to ERP with, wouldn't make an alt and ERP with you.

LMAO
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>>161999860
>>161999940

https://wiki.ffxiv-roleplayers.com/pages/Dakota_Silverthorne
>>
elk is gay
>>
>>162000286
Felix?
>>
>>161999703
>tfw no friends
>>
>>162000324
>ORIENTATION... Bi-Curious - Male Preference
>Male Preference
Into the trash it goes.
>>
why does every single person have to be a special snowflake with heterochromia and highlights
>>
*queues up /ffog/*
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>>162000310
Uh, thanks for the compliments to my game, but it's really not like that. Unless you think taking screenshots ingame means someone has a deep, meaningful, romantic relationship or something.
>>
>>162000472
It's canon for c@s because they are inbred and thus, genetically defective.
>>
>>162000515
you're fucking hilarious and you don't even realize it

never stop posting, you chrome domed fuck
>>
>>162000515
meh if you guys want to erp that's ok, if she has a bf, that's ok

What is not ok is you guys posting your fucking mental issues here
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>>162000343
no
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I'm so fucking bored of playing alone, give me a FC suggestion
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>>162000625
That depends on your server
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>>162000625
SOFT
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>>162000671
>>162000684
Balmung
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>>162000123
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>>162000625
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>>162000515
How crushed were you when you found out Sproutlander was a man?
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>>162000810
what's that, DRAKN?
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>>162000604
the baseless ad hominem really doesn't help your argument my guy
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>>162000894
>>162000894
>>162000894
>>162000894
Move
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>>162000787
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>>162000515
>make alt to erp
>"my game"

help im laughing
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