/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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>thread claims it got so many leaks it pissed off the gtaforums
>have no idea what any of the leaks are
>banned from the crew without having ever interacted with it

>>161867313
get purged fgt

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3rd for RETRO COMET CONFIRMED, GET FUCKING HYPED FOR THE WIDOWMAKER

Kill-on-sight list:

>French/Brazilian/Russian/Chinese players
>Gang/Military/Mafia/MC/Reddit crew players
>Beggars
>Squeakers
>Anyone who leaves their microphone on without speaking (produces static)
>Anyone wearing all-black operator gear and/or driving an all-black car
>Anyone wearing a Rebreather
>Anyone wearing a Pogo mask
>Anyone wearing a Doom mask (specifically black)
>Anyone wearing a Skeletal mask (unironically)
>Anyone wearing a police uniform (unironically)
>Anyone resembling an urban hood/stoner
>Anyone wearing a fedora/pork-pie/top-hat
>Anyone bearing a face tattoo
>Anyone with solid sclera (red, black, white, etc.)
>Anyone driving an obscenely-colored car that does not fit any notable references
>Anyone driving a gold-plated/chrome-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a Zentorno/Futo/Blista Compact (those not officially approved by GTAG)
>Anyone driving a Roosevelt Valor (regular is fine)
>Anyone driving a Shotaro (with mudguards and/or Tron suit)
>Anyone driving an RE-7B/X80/Tyrus (outside of races only)
>Anyone driving a Kuruma (armoured)
>Anyone driving an Insurgent
>Anyone driving a Turreted Limo (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Valkyrie (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Savage (low-flying only)
>Anyone operating a Hydra/Lazer (Approach with caution once airborne)
>Anyone who uses pink/gold weapon skins
>Anyone who uses 'luxury' weapon skins (Regular Sniper Rifle, Advanced Rifle, and Pistol .50 exempt)
>Any non-friend or non-member with a red blip
>Any player heading toward you in reverse
>Any group of players heading toward you in a convoy
>All players with marijuana-related names
>Anyone with a minimum of four X's in their name
>Anyone performing the time-trial glitch (heavily-populated public lobbies only)
>Players citing the Kill-on-Sight list in-game

Feel free to make suggestions. For the sake of accuracy, "KOS creator" is omitted from the list.

_th for ARE DOUBEE

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I love the end of this race.

>>161867313
You can't get banned without first being in the crew.

>>161867518
Maybe
>Anyone driving an Adder
>Anyone with "official" in their name

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Look at this soft cunt triggered over us on gtaf

>>161867426
Can't wait to get triggered by seeing the RWBs kits everywhere

All you faggots coming here from that YouTube cunt, subscribe. I know you love shitty YouTube trash. Give me (You)s.
https://youtu.be/9ZgO-Q91TSw

>>161867816

I was never in the crew though.

>>161867903
TOP KEK he'll remember this when there's no cabrio version of his gay car :v)

>>161868008
Then you aren't banned.

>>161867903
Lol fucking GTAF lurkers on here, stop screencapping and say shit, we're all anons here after all

>>161867908
Post yfw GTA 5 was secretly NFS 2015: 2017 edition in 2016
Seriously though, fuck RWB

>>161867995
Fuck off gayter

>GTAFags getting butthurt over us
This is why I like /gtag/

>>161867908
I'm sure that's exactly why the Custom version was included, actually. Not that it really bothers me, since I'm eventually going to own both a normal and a custom Rauhweltsized version.

>>161867995
>will never be in blater's video and become e-famous
its a slightly painful thought

>>161867903

Oh my god, no one has ever told me to go suck a cock before. I'm literally shaking!

>>161867903
holy nincomp**p he said the c word!!1

>>161867883
adders are kosher now

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>>161868112
>Rockstar programming

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Inb4

>>161867903
Scaglietti is like Danny DeVito in the movie Twins, he's the leftover nut that turned out weird and goofy and has a hunky and handsome twin brother and butthurt about it

Making more than 400k for destroying shitters in Kill Quota is really satisfying

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>>161867908
>>161868214
>>161869563
May I ask why people dislike RWB so much (aside from "muh puritan 911")? The newer ones like Rotana look a bit ridiculous, but the OG one looks p good

>>161869657
Only this time there is a third twin brother who's into scat - hence Scatlietti - but is revealed at the end to be none other than Scaglietti himself, because that faggot is into that shit.

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>>161869806
>intended to fill/sell a warehouse three days ago
>tfw I make $2M from the double cash event instead

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>>161867903
>>161868024
>>161868190
>>161868651
>>161868745
>>161869657
Oh yea, he's mad bro
>goes back to horse porn

>>161870056

It's amazing. I'm only gonna sell the special items now, not gonna bother with warehouses.

>>161870070
I want to blame this weak guido for all of our problems desu

>>161869657
Solid movie reference. I wonder if they're still working on the sequel.

>>161870282
Dunno, is the Scag fag available?

>>161870070
top kek
i wonder why rockstar faggot chose 4chan to leak stuff?

>>161870323
He seems to have a lot of free time. People are clamoring for it, and the job's there for the taking.

>>161870070
>sit and watch us all day
first time seeing this forum

>>161870425
Probably because the shitty youtubers didn't check here. But now that's over...

>>161870070
>Faglietti

Even the GTAforums don't like him

>>161870070
>one guy posting screencaps
>they

LMAO how fucking retarded are they, glad I stopped using that POS site.

>>161868024
>>161869657
>>161869953
>>161870070
>>161870230
>>161870323
>>161870517
>And he's buthurt about it so takes it out on everyone else.

>>161869924
Because Porsche is for driving fast and looking wierd, masaratis and astons are for looking good

>>161870678
Gta forums fag here, can confirm 100%

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Why aren't you playing Kill Quota, anon?

>>161870854
To be fair, it might have been two guys, but that doesn't mean they're right

>>161869924
It's just purist hate, pretty much. Personally, other than the occasional chrome rims, I absolutely love their work, they bring a pleasant new life to one of the most remarkable car designs in history. It's not like they're the only ones to do so (see Magnus Walker and Singer) but they're certainly the most eccentric.

>>161871016
My teams suck and I get tired of trying to carry them uphill.

If I buy another copy of the game on a different steam account and mod one account and give my nonmodded account money will both get banned?

should i get an ocelot lynx or pfister 811 for just dicking around?

or is ocelot actually useful in some maps for drifting? it seems like it could be good for that, but i already have a fully upgraded RE7B

or should i wait for the vehicles update because they might make it cheaper to get a car like this?

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>shitter tries to destroy my trucks during a large warehouse sell
>fails spectacularly
>start raping him
>he leaves and my sell is a success

I'm literally hard

>>161871016
>taking a photo of your monitor
meme?

>>161870070

well subs does beat to horse porn

>>161871245

Bad luck I guess. Try to host by yourself. I have won even 1 v 2 stuff.

>>161871271
Nah, was showing it to a friend and it was faster than screenshotting and uploading. I'm not on my computer right now.

>>161870070
>He thinks some of us aren't from the forums
He's always been this delusional, not surprised he thinks he's liked.

>>161871253
>when you have teleport glitch and just teleport with cargo to troll people who were trying to destroy it
I'm just too lazy I guess

>>161871403
I can manage to win a 1v3v3 Drop Zone, but there's just something about a useless team in Kill Quota that bums me out.

>>161871562

>That shitter that always get melee-killed at the end

>>161871645
>carry a team to no avail
>all of the enemies converge on you for the melee kill

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whats your go to vehicle when you need to smash into things?

>>161871994

I know that feel anon. Even then I have been sorta lucky, maybe we should play together a couple of matches and get money while we can.

>>161872115
>i'm on xbox

>>161872226
Fug. Good luck anon. Keep trying tho

>>161872282
Thanks, you too

praise kek, fuck fagletti

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>>161871562
>2v3 in drop zone
>four high level players including myself, three people in the same crew then 1 guy who's level 7
>get paired with the low level
>the high levels are absolute shit, relying on faa to guide their cursors to me
>despite this, they tank most of the bullets while my teammate can barely stay alive for more than a minute
>resolve to kill every enemy that touches the ground until the newbie realizes he's supposed to do something
>we win the match by a huge margin
>next match
>low level left, actually got two competent players who seem experienced enough to react to gunfire
>we win the first round easily
>second round the original three guys all stop what they're doing to kick me
>mfw

>>161872490
Can fagletti have meme status?

>>161872634
If digits, yes

>>161872656
seriously man try this
Scatletti for meme

>>161868794
You were indeed banned. Not anymore, though. Request now.

>>161869924
IS THAT MARC JACUUUUUUHBS??

Next update looks like shit tbqh

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>>161872829
The one and only
>>161872905
>R34
>911
>60 car garages
>shit
Anon why

>>161872905
okay

>>161873015
>meme tier Jap car
I'll give them cred if they give it RHD at least
>911
Is the awful handling of the Comet not enough for you?
>60 car garages
Ridiculous, you don't even need 10 cars

Update should have focused on clothes

Ya i really haven't put much time into gta, how do i join the gtag crew and how do i level up my skills faster?

Reminder that big beards never happened because the art team were screeching autistically about clipping and shit lmfao

>>161873237
It's still infinitely better than bikers, even with the robot wars cars being added.

If you actually preferred that update then you might actually need to nys

>>161872787
>Scatletti for meme
Rolling

>>161872013
Faggio

>>161873237
>Is the awful handling of the Comet not enough for you?
Stop holding gas on turns and you'll do fine

>>161873237
>any japanese car is a meme

You're the reason every car we've gotten for the past 8 updates has been Top Gear bullshit.

>>161873598
I actually don't think that, but the R34 is the definition of a memecar

>>161872787
roll

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>all these randoms browsing the thread

How many of you actually got bullied before?

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>still no Miata

R* PLEASE

KOS update

Any faggots who request to join crew within the next 72 hours, since they're probably from gtaf

>>161873826
NEED MIATA AND FC

>>161873875
>disses 4chan
>wants to join crew
Lmfao the fuck? A new breed of desperate

>>161873875
If they post their name they get accepted.

>>161873981
If they knew the fun and bully we do they would want to join right away.

>>161867121
so whats been happening about leaks and shit.
did someone leak some shit to yan or some shit, is that how he got the info?
i dont want turbo shitters in the crew

>PCucks actually accepting invites from the normies newfags that just started browsing here recently
wew lads yall retarded af

>>161874506
Some niggers just reposted screens with leaks to gtaforums, from there youtubers grabbed them and now a lot of normies flooded thread in search of C*faggot and more info.

>>161867518
Scaglietta should be on there.

>>161874667
makes sense
shame about r* faggot
also, whats this about Scaglietti, and why do GTAF hate him? is he a super turbo autist?

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>>161874667
>35 unique posters
>94 posts
hmm...

>>161874834
>in order to be manly
>be a massive coward

R* Faggot pls come back

>>161874834
>buzz apartments then walk away from the door.
Always wondered why that happened randomly. Also explains why they blew up my PV when I didn't fall for it.

>>161874506
Yan's always had another source, but I think his source is funmw2's source (which is either someone else or himself).

>>161872013
H A U L A G E
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>>161875351
sorry anon, he may well never come back
shame too, he seemed pretty chill and reliable

tfw rockstar faggot gets fired over the leaks now that these faggots took it to YouTube and got thousands of (You)s

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>no every man's Pifster
Come on Rockstar, give us a 924 or a 944 already

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lovely place

>>161875474
I fucking ahte rockstar holy fucking shit why dont they communcate woith thier fucking community holy fuckin SHIT

i think hell cum back around the next update

>>161875476
shit, that would make me bretty sad to be honest, but that's the risk that comes with leaking

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>>161875518

Was the 1990s the best year for cars?

>American car industry was actually thriving
>Japan got their shit together and made good stuff
>Europe was focused on performance rather than saving the trees
>Russia was firmly kicked out and stopped killing people with steel death traps
>people actually had the money to spend on these things

any idea on when the update will be, and how many cars, and if the cars will be upgrades to the best ones we already have in their respective categories?

>>161876038
nice place

>>161876049
just buy what you want anon, dont fall for the "best in category"
you'll feel so much better

>>161876049
13th December. Most cars are gonna be just "for fun" with retarded looks/mods.

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>>161875567
>when the game aims for me it takes more skill

are these children

>>161876285
>update comes out during finals week
fucking hell lads, this is gunna suck

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>>161876049
>he doesnt regularly win races with the worst in category

>>161875476
You're fucking retarded if you think he works for r*

>>161876504
I feel like there should be more to this picture. Much more.

>>161876760
There's obviously a R* employee that comes to these threads though.

The Omnis being added is proof enough of that.

>>161876760
You're fucking retarded if you think he doesn't.

>>161877056
>>161877049
Retards please go

>>161876760
>we are doing this again

>>161877183
You can't be this delusional

Omnis literally confirms that R* knows about this thread

>>161877183
who is he then fuckhed

>>161877336
Because no one requested an audi in gta before?

>>161877453
Not that specific boxy 80s shitbox one

>>161877551
I don't get it

>>161876260
fuck i wanna get the pfister 811 so bad but i wanna get all the new cars in the update that ill want

and not have to grind that much

>>161877551
>the gang greatly misinterprets the term "shitters"

>>161877707
go for the new cars first, look em up in creator mode if you have to.
or if you're on PC and you know how to mod, you can just test them out in single player there, with the advantage of getting to mod them and maybe even testing the unreleased weekly cars.

>>161877637
of course you don't

>>161877819
I get it. You're having fun and I'm not invited. It's okay, I was gonna KMS anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HCR4w0ABVg&feature=youtu.be

>>161877534
Shitboxes are the only thing people request in and out of this thread.

>>161877551
Is it still possible to obtain those stockings + boots? If so, how?

>>161875567
yeah the mods are also commies

>>161877887
breddy gud

>>161878027
I really want a SA Rage remaster, Rockstar or T2, said that they wouldn't shy from it.

>>161877887
CJ's head is a little too narrow for Franklin's body, but it's okay.

>>161877812
i dont wanna risk accidentally hitting online, so id have to use some whole mod manager.. i wish we just had some pictures and stats

fuck it i guess i will do it

>>161878601
yeah, i guess a mod manager is your best bet
use bilagos mod manager, there should be some tutorials on how to use it

you guys remember how that guy Dragoon hacked into rockstars servers or whatever and got all this shit on EoC?

Why can't we get someone like lester to do the same and NOT get caught and give us all the deets. Rockstar FAGGOT said all thier ideas are piled up on a server. :^)

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Do you think Rockstar will notice?

>>161878696
>that whole post
kys

>>161878820
Rockstar spotted

>>161873237
>Update should have focused on clothes
Tranny dressup fag spotted
Kill yourself.

>>161878657
wait are you sure modders even have them?

i cant find shit, just some youtube video linking to these cars, and they were first uploaded months ago

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>>161878925
>they'll never make females smaller and less manly because "they'd have an advantage"

>>161879090
aren't they technically larger and more manly?

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New thread reminder that /gtag/ race time trails has moved to "Stunt - Vespucci"

Currently Horris is in the lead with 2:24.379
https://a.uguu.se/kTe5mThFnvjU_vespucci224379.webm

wat???? wer geting da ardoobee comit??!!!
wat about teh maiboo revolton liek gtaniceguy said we wood!!!

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>>161879409
From previous time trial "Stunt - Double Loop" A x80 at 2:10.054 is the fastest non menu time recorded. Menu trialers can start their own segment of this but that's no fun really.

Yes you can still attempt old tracks to beat the record.

https://a.uguu.se/1meKJVSYDNvu_GrandTheftAutoV12.04.2016-14.51.36.27.mp4.webm

>>161879723

Where can I see what we're getting? I've missed all the drama.

>>161879752
I'll fit all of this information in a single post next thread.

How do you participate in /gtag/ race time trials?

Select the track in the job menu.
Currently it's "Stunt - Vespucci"
Race Type: Non-Contact
Number of Laps: 1
Time of Day: Whatever u want.
Traffic: Off
Custome Veh.: On
Split Times: Personal
Camera Lock: None
Destroy Last Place: Off
Radio: Whatever.

Don't have shadow play to take footage?
https://obsproject.com/
Don't know how to webm?
https://gitgud.io/nixx/WebMConverter

You can upload the webm on https://uguu.se/
Or even use a video on youtube or some other video hosting site.

And don't forget, blasting eurobeat in the background makes your car that much faster.

Submitted another crew request since it doesn't say I'm banned
IGN: sukajan

>>161880020
nice try

>>161880148
Gotcha

Submitting a pc crew request
Social club username: dudlert

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>>161880235

I don't see it on any Youtube channels everyone is complaining about either.

>>161880268
Gotcha

>>161880403
8 days, you can make it

>>161880559
thanks

>>161877938
Oh, I'm fucking retarded, nevermind.

>>161880914
Glad you figured it out! I completely forgot to reply.

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>spend my hacker days using speed boost to slam into cars and send them flying down the road
>rockstar is officially giving us a car to do this

goodnight /gtag/

>>161881718
Oyasumi~

Helicopter with guns that can survive explosions when?
never ever

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>>161880068
too bad it'd take 2 days to render a 2 minute long webm on this pc.

>>161881069
>hacker

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>Love the Ruiner since day one
>After all these years and updates it's still my prefered go-to car alongside the Tropos
>I've been yearning for a benny's or what the fuck ever update for more customization
>they dig the poor thing out and make it into a fucking knight rider
>Every shitter and their mother will be using it just because of that
>it's the new kuruma
._.

>>161882386
I guess they... Ruined it. YEAH!

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>>161882442
Cheeky fuck

>>161882537
Cheek your privilege!

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>tfw you killed another jet on your bike
>7th one today

whats a good way to farm money or xp (solo if possible)?

>>161882386
I wanted the same thing with the Voltic...

I wanted it to be faster, but not fucking flying across the map, rocket-boosted fast.

>>161882918
TT my dear friend

inb4WAT IS DA TT????

>>161882918
mc business for money, ceo crates for xp and money.

>>161883348
What is TT?

>>161883850
because you wrote it normally then i assume you're actually curious
http://www.unknowncheats.me/forum/grand-theft-auto-v/189023-gta-5-undetected-money-hack-1-36-a.html

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>>161873015
>r34
wat gib source

>>161884071
u new

>>161884071
Lmao are you baiting?

>>161884071
i want r34 of the qt gtag "grills"

>>161884201
Better name names so drawfags know who to draw

>>161884163
not even, i just wanna see the proofs of what new vehicles we're getting, guy

>>161873237
>you don't even need 10 cars
look at this minmaxing faggot with his armored cars, 2 supers and his free Elegy hoarding money for nothing while doing pacstan 24/7.
Look at him and laugh
>more clothes
i wouldn't mind that

>>161884459
Just wait a week, nigger.

>>161884459
Lol okay, but honestly I don't want to spponfeed any further hunters, all I can say it's pretty legit

>>161884554
>>161884459
By hunter, not you specifically, just other Youtubers and "leakers" (speculators).

>>161884459
Go fucking look for the proof you stupid fuck, don't just beg hoping we'll spoonfeed you like you're some kind of fucking 5 year old who needs their nappy changed

GTA IV for XBone when?

>>161885221
is it not backwards compatible?

>>161885526
you think we peasants have that?

>>161870678
YEP

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>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.

Accidently got some hacker bux, anyway I can keep it and not get b&?

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>>161887617

>>161887617
what even is this meme
the only problem i've had with snapmatic as social club pic is that it takes a little long for it to show up

>>161887643
sorry, you're a lost cause

>>161887786
Have I been blacklisted?
be honest f a m

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Anyone got new TayTay link?

>>161832154
What trick?

>>161888338
Blista Compact is for "returning" users, meaning the trick would be to have a linked account on PS3/XB360 and then you'd have access to the car.

>>161887617
it doesn't even update the list with new selfies, only shows ones that were in my account when that feature was introduced.

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>>161888669
That ain't no fucking trick. Everyone knows this already.

>>161887753
The meme is cause of a guy, MONTHS ago, complaining about this every thread because for some reason his selfie wouldn't show up. People tried to offer up advice and he'd tell the thread about what R* told him but there was never a fix. Either he's still complaining or someone is keeping up the tradition since it's mildly amusing to think someone gives that much of a shit about their selfie and for rockstar's system to be that fucked a guy can try and get something working for months and still have no results.

>>161888750
not randoms
also
next time click the image first before saving it

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>>161888791
Nigger there isn't a fix to it, what literally happens is:

I open https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/anon (I'm logged in already).
I go to my settings > avatar.
I select SNAPMATIC SELFIES AND MUGSHOTS category.
I select a selfie.
I click "Confirm".
I read:
>"YOUR CUSTOM AVATAR IS BEING PROCESSED
>It may take several minutes for the changes to be visible on your account."
I click "OK".
I go back by clicking at "PROFILE", then close the tab.

What the fuck am I doing wrong then?

>>161888750
I never said it was? He asked and I answered.

>>161888997
its so obvious what you're doing wrong
do you seriously not see it?

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@161889160

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>>161889218
>when you don't want to accept that you're retarded so you just respond with a meme

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Oh no! How will I EVER recover from THIS?

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>>161889382
>when you're so autstic that you don't want to give (you)'s so you use @
>but then you enter autism overdrive and don't put in the post number you're replying to at all

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>when he can't accept his defeat and HAS to keep replying

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>>161889542
>when he announces his own victory like a little autist

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>he's still going

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>>161889868
>he's still going

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>>161890062

>>161890062
>>161890025
>>161889868
>>161889805
>>161889542
>>161889458
>>161889382
>>161889341
>>161889218
how many layers of irony am I on?

>>161888997
It's literally just you senpai, either that or you're baiting
I literally just changed it

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>>161890097
4, or 5

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>>161890138
That's great! I am so happy for you

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>>161890097
Thanks for the (You)

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>>161890295
bihh everyone knows you're bullshitting sm h

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>>161890349
Nice font rendering Jornemac

>>161890415
sm h @ these bitches not even wanting CRISP and CLEAR letters S M H T B H F A M
also i am on a shitty laptop so thats my excuse

how do I stop hearing russians

>>161890496
scream into microphone every time they try and say something

>>161890496
Not like there's an option to disable voice-chat, now, is there?

How do you people know WHO is WHO in this thread? LOL

Gtaf is shit, ungreathfull cunts

>>161890930
you recognize the way people write and the pictures they use
other than that you cant really

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>>161890930
4chan GOLD Account™ let's you see additional info about each poster. Fucking newfag, I bet you can't even triforce.

>>161891184
Aj Ok thanks

>>161891023
Yep thats what i thought thanks

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Vacca.

>>161891465
>>161891376
>>161891014
>a

>>161892379
what a newfag

>>161891184
▲
▲ ▲
lol triforced faggot

has anyone been banned for TT in private lobbies yet

>>161892779
No, is new version out?

>>161892897
nope it's still fifteen, I'm wondering because I don't know whether to risk it now or do it after I have fun during the snow days where it might also be patched already.

>>161893027
Do it after, faggot. Do you have no self control? There's an update literally days around the corner, just wait.

>>161893027
Did it yesterday.

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>>161892768

>tfw no Duke
life is suffering

>>161893343
>>161893335
alright thanks

>>161893851
>tfw still can't own duke o death
True suffering

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Post garages (all of them)
http://imgur.com/a/irt6W

>>161891568
Is shit. SHIT.

>>161884201
the first worthy thing said in this thread

>>161894961
only because i have a tranny fetish of course

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>>161891014
>un-great-h-full?
you mean ungrateful?
grateful for what?

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>>161894871
>tinted windows on EVERY. SINGLE. CAR.
Here's your (You), now fuck off with this baitposting

>>161895176
What's wrong with it.

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>>161895408
>what is wrong with tinting windows
Thank you for confirming you're a terrible fisherman, or, whatever

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>>161894871
>every car has more aliasing than a neopets jpeg

>>161895176
>not having tinted windows
poorfag detected

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>>161894871
you

>>161891014
>he thinks information freely shared here is his
apsies, when will they learn

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>>161894961
OBLIGATORY

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>>161895957

You could have done way better with the photoshop

>window tints does not include the windshield
why

>>161895957
i want catower inside my boypucci

>>161895792
Nice to see the White Comet of Akagi getting some love. Nice Blackbird, too.

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>>161896106
this has to be bait
there's no possible way that there are """people""" that are this stupid
please tell me that this is a bait

>>161895153
Yes sir ^^

>>161896232
i assure you, this is not

Should i buy a medium warehouse? I'm saving up for it and i'm pretty close, Is it worth it?

>>161896008
rood

>>161896296
Yea it's alright, Large is better in every single way however

>>161896341
Ok i'll get it once I have enough then it will be easier to afford the large.

>>161896165
I appreciate that you like my taste in those two cars and that you have good tastes yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjbKQJH1JHQ

>>161896292
lets do it this way
go drive a car at night with sunglasses on your head
then put a bag on your head and let's see how easy it is for you to drive

>>161896232
Not that guy, but why would it be bait? You do realize people tint their windshields in real life, right? And it's supposed to be "unrealistic" in GTA? kek

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>>161896292
You want to be literally blind in first-person?

When is the new dlc out? Do we know yet?

>>161896462
1 week

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>>161896457
>playing in first person at all

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>>161896582
>playing in anything but first person at all
WEW LAD EPIC ARGUMENT KIDDO BTFO ETERNALLY XD

>>161896418
because it's illegal since it obscures your vision
now fuck off

>>161896393
>>161896457
you do know that there are multiple options for window tints right?

>>161896631
>because it's illegal
>this is a concern in a GTA game

really made my neurons fire

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>>161896616
>getting buttblasted after 1 response

>>161896692
realistic

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>>161896679
Yes. And they all look like shit.

>>161896725
FUCK OFF RETARD IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW I HATE YOU I HATE YOU FUCK

>>161896763
but you didn't know that most cars have a factory tint on them

>>161896393
Prime taste, my dude. Excited for the Elegy and Comet too, probably?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0nTNd2-9xE

Does targeting mode affect if I can join or not crew members?
If so, which one should I use?
I use gamepad.
PC btw.

>>161896895

If they're actually Intial D cars I'm excited.

>>161897015
free aim
yes

>>161897019
Comet's gonna be pretty close to Blackbird most likely, and the Elegy's apparently the R34, so we're getting God Foot.

>>161897053
Does it matter if it's assisted?

>>161897015
you'll get a prompt to change targeting mode if you try to join crew members through the friend or crew list. since it's pc, most play on freeaim.

Who /Hearse/ here?

>tank
>can't break small tree
It's just so painfully annoying.

What does /gtag/ think of the Reaper?

>>161897770
Sexy, just dont look at the underside

>>161896895
>Excited for the Elegy and Comet too, probably?
moderately

>>161897896
I have 1.2 million and I want to buy a fast car, not sure of anything.

>>161898013
You could get the Zentorno.

>>161898181
Yeah, I was looking into that one, plus it won't completely empty my pockets.
Might buy it, thanks.

>>161897102
sadly no but people won't be able to join you without getting the "change aim type" prompt

>>161898207
Sure thing. It's decent at racing too if you ever get into that.

>tfw Kuruma mobile safespace is locked behind a heist that no one plays

Seriously, why do people only play prison and labs ones?

>>161896134
please don't bring that faggot r9k bullshit over here. fuck off somewhere else.

>>161867518
What about MrBossFTW? I'd kill him just to steal $25 of his modded $100,000,000,000.

There's a guy who has hacked abowling game, apparently gives 100k per match.
There's a chance I'll get banned if i play, right?

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>>161898692
Welp, already did it.
Even got the crew emblem so people know it's an official autism-mobile.

Where is that rockstar faggot i need clues on the chiliad mystery

>>161898730
Why do people play Prison at all? I really lost my appetite for that heist when I did it with three friends, a top team, everything went perfectly, we could have gotten Elite, but then the peer-to-peer delay while we were on the plane made us unable to lose our wanted level.

We flew high, we flew low, we ducked helicopters, we went out to sea, but nothing helped. It wouldn't even come out of 'detected mode' when there were no police on the minimap or visible in the air. Eventually we had to start the whole thing over.

>>161897770
handles like a hard on.

only get it if you have lots of spare money.

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>>161898730
>"alright fellas, first matter of business: drive to the bank so I can show you camera images of the bank on my phone, no don't ask why we need to physically go there to do this in the age of the internet, alright now drive down to my factory to meet an angry lesbian and take supplies back to your house that we'll just be using at the factory later in a car you're stealing"
>and speaking of stolen cars I need you to go down to the beach to steal a retardmobile from a chinese or japanese gang, you see i chose this vehicle in particular because I dont believe for even a moment you will be able to walk into a bank and take a box without tripping on a curb and mashing your own teeth into your brain, be sure to go there in your retardmobile for extra security when retrieving the retardmobile
>now that we have it lets drive down to the bank, hacker i need you to use your iphone to play this minigame to unlock the bank vault which for some reason shows my face on the screen despite it being well-established I am so paranoid even my phone contact doesnt have my face visible
>after this is done I need you to gently shift your mouse upward about four or five times, this will take you about an hour to accomplish because you are fucking stupid and for whatever reason I bought the chinese drill from amazon prime but theres no consequence for this so long as your friend keeps firing at the wall
>alright boys you have the box, get back in your retard helmet and drive eight seconds down the road so someone actually competent can pick you up in the helicopter, yeah boy mission done enjoy that 40k try not to spend it on one single piece of update clothing am i right haha

Yeah, wonder why people dont play it

>>161899508
Exactly.

If hitting Fleecas was a thing in regular sessions, like robbing liquor stores, we'd all just take a helicopter and fly from branch to branch clearing them out. And we'd be done in time for tea. We don't need a not-so-carefully hatched plan from Lester the Molester.

>bought a biker racing suit for absolutely no reason.
>it was the white/blue one that would make me a sniper target anywhere in the map.

all because I thought the boots looked cute on my trannie.

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>sell cargo
>"Enter the boat."

>>161899983
>sell cargo
>"Enter the big plane".

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>>161900008

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>>161899983
GAHAHHGHGGH

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>the fashion direction in this game will always be swagfag shit

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Currently have $500k do I buy
>the Buzzard
>the Technical
>the Hydra
>something else
?

>>161900159
>buying the hydra
>with $500k
What?

>>161900183
I mean do I set that as my goal. None of those things are buyable with $500k.

>>161900159
You dont have enough money for the important things, but Buzzard is priority if you are planning to do crate farming.

>>161900159
Start saving for a CEO office or something. The Hydra's only really useful against players, and you can actually spawn Buzzards for free if you're a CEO.

>>161900137
>>161899983
>hating on the comfiest sale scenario
What is wrong with you?

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>>161899983
>not enjoying the tug

>>161900159
If you don't have an office, save up and buy one of those instead. If you do, get the Buzzard.

>>161900137
literally the best mission unless you're retarded

>>161900272
>>161900281
It's enjoyable as long as you have a choice. To go casual cruising with a few friends around the mountains in the northeast, for example.

But if you're just trying to get the best possible $/hr, it's nothing but an annoying time sink.

>>161900159
WIth technical you need another player to actually fire mounted gun.
Get Hydra first because it's easily the best vehicle in the game in terms of speed, arms and maneuverability. But you need to clear humane labs heist first.
Get Buzzard if you're a CEO and want to do work/crates fast.

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>>161900272
>>161900281
>>161900343
Hello!