BLUE WHORES edition
>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=570
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
Previous: >>161851692
>rtz's slark set purposely made to look like huskar
Anyone have that picture showing Valve's retardartion with dota hats?
best waifu coming thru
>>161860653
I don't like it.
>eg
>From er
>From...
>From the Treant
FIRST FOR ZFREEK IS A FUCKING GOD A BASELESS LITERAL FUCKING TASTELSS GOD Z GOD
>>161860607
how many of these .gifs are there
>this is the best player on complexity
>>161860568
Zfreek > Cancel > (POWER GAP)^10 > moo > (POWER GAP)^999 > who cares the 2 remaining are so bad i can't really differentiate them
Smug lolis.
>>161860653
hey
i like it
can you stop posting
>hey lets chase the Tree hero into a bunch of trees while all our supports are dead
>ohfug a Mirana
what did they think was going to happen
wtf zfreek is good
>>161860768
>E-""""""""""""""""""sports"""""""""""""""""""
8 MORE SLEEPS
8 MORE SLEEPS
8 MORE SLEEPS
8 MORE SLEEPS
8 MORE SLEEPS
8 MORE SLEEPS
This is probably the most retarded game I've watched in quite a long time.
And I watched that SA tournament casted by a literal who 2 weeks ago.
> tfw you are such a team player that you have 107% kill participation
zfreek a god
>>161860743
made
for
SEX
>>161860840
>8 days for an arcana sale disguised as a content update
>press R
>literally unkillable
Slark is such a dumb hero
based fat lesbian god
>>161860743
Tracer is better
>pick hero
>guy gets mad and goes weaver and buys a quelling blade and a blight stone to try to ruin my lane
>doesn't really work
>game lags and doesn't get scored
>guy still mad after the game ends and comments on my profile
This was in unranked.
>>161860767
>>161860932
Have you ever been so fat you looked like a 40 year old butch lesbian?
Reminder to thank God this ladyboy isn't allowed to be visible.
>CoL doing well
>Moo net worth still shit
>kekworld is starting
well see ya in wednesday dotards
>>161860981
>BLOGGING
>DURING
>"""""""""""""""""""E-SPORTS"""""""""""""""""""
>>161860937
I wish to sex the Soe when she's in costume
>>161860623
requesting a "need to feed" version of this with ee
>>161860981
Why did you steal his pick?
Not cool.
>>161861036
Yo this is porn on a blue board.
>>161861076
>caring about majors where players are missing
>>161861107
I picked as soon as I was able to
Are complexity actually fucking doing it?
>>161861159
Probably not, they'll fuck up eventually
>>161861159_no_
>>161860981
>get home
>put on dotamajor stream
>get on the d2gulag to talk about the PROFESSIIONAL games being played
>scroll down
>some fucking retard baby double nigger is so mad he blogposts about his last unranked trench adventure
>so fucking buttflustered he even included fucking team chat screencaps
>post this
>close thread
>night is ruined
THIS WAS DURING A MAJOR
>>161861159
Nah, arteezy will keep hitting creeps until he's too fat to kill
>>161860767
>when DC tries to break a billion at the box office
>>161861080
I wish to marry Soe any time.
who the fuck is even winning this game
>>161861131
and?
>>161861213
lmao
are you okay buddy
>>161861231
EG. Eventually.
Picking is a meme
It means very little in reality it's just how good each player is.
>>161861159
if you want to quickly know who is winning game at this moment just look which side destroyed more buildings
>>161861213
LMAO GOOD BLOG
>>161861036
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>jared Clinton
>Clinton Loomis
Uh... Doturds?
>>161861345
it's Jaron Clinton 100%
>>161861323
but complexity forgot to pick a tanky hard carry again, or a doom for Slark
>>161860937
>>161861080
>>161861224
>>161861231
shes a blizzard whore now, completely sold out to them. You guys better try to forget her, shes not coming back.
new consumables
forest pineapple 3 uses 100gold
active doubles the effect of a regen item
passive increases attack speed by 15
mandrake's root 1 use 100gold
active user will die in five seconds
passive increases cast point by 25%
>>161861418
>>161861418
>now
And all those years of warcraft 3 and starcraft 2 events don't count right
>>161861345
yeah clinton is such an uncommon name
>>161861379
More like 52%
>>161861428
>15 atk speed and 3 tango/clarity charge for 100g
uhhhhh
>>161861025
What is that lardmonster's name?
>>161861428
>EZ deny/nuke and travel back to base for just 100
Try send your resume at Blizzard.
>>161861539
Zakari "Zfreek" Freedman
>>161861539
Zakari "Just Another Cake Bit" Freedman
>>161861418
She was Blizzard's girl long before Valve ever even looked at Dota. I will always support her career decisions because she is a talented and beautiful woman.
Did the Invoker image anon ever finish his image?
>Slark is good
LMAO SURE IS 2K IN HERE
what if zfreek was in a real team
>>161861581
icefrog will deny suiciding next patch anyway
watch it cost exp or something
>purge trying to butt in with his worthless analysis
>keeps getting cut off
based tobi
is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.
>EG losing teamfight even when col initiation goes horribly wrong
they aren't getting to top-8, aren't they
>>161861676
>icefraud will listed to our reddit cries next patch
Keep dreaming, faggot.
ADMIRAL WHAT TOBI?
machine is so fucking cringe
i hope he stays on csgo shit
COMPLEXITY IS FUCKING DOING IT BOYS!
>>161861749
happens every patch
EG BTFO
GRAND
MAGUS
WTF I LOVE ZFREEK NOW!
>EG can't beat Col without shitty naga ratting
>doubting Z-God
literally our lesbian.
zfreek is incredible
>>161861027
SPOILER THAT SHIT
Fuck it, zfreek is top3 pos4 in the world
>EG without PPD
Jesus Christ
A fucking god
>when deep down you know mom loves your brother more than you
COL 2.0 so fking good now
>CoL survived that epi because of null field
This Rubick is playing out of his god damned mind to carry this trash can team.
shiteezy?
>>161861482
t. Clinton
Also what's the point of Monkeys? His role in this game is literally just get caught out and die. Is he just low skilled or is it part of Z-god's plan?
this game looks pretty over
damn z-god
Z-GOD LITERALLY SINGLEHANDEDLY BTFOING EG
TOP LEL
On a serious note, it's painful to watch how dogshit Moo and batrider are
>>161861827
>>161861821
>>161861820
>>161861808
>>161861806
too bad mom said he has to let kyle play too and will be forever held back
>>161861630
are you one of her 1000000 creepy pajeet fans on twitter/facebook?
HOW DO YOU STOP Z GOD?
>z-god
give that man a burg for each kill
>10-3-16 Rubick
>>161861891
have him play against a non-NA team
>>161861496
its a mid item, shared tango suddenly brings you to full even more if you use it with an iron branch
can work with a bottle charge too
ZFreek has been fucking filthy this game.
>>161861857
yeah monkeys is trash
>>161861878
there isn't a single player in the entire game who is as disproportionately good compared to the rest of his team as zfreek.
>>161861879
soe has been around for a long fucking time, she's not exactly unknown
post rubik pics and webms
>Slark is op
-dota 2 general
>>161861857
m-god isn't very good but i still like him
hesvegan
PLEASE
SOMEBODY RESCUE HIM
HE DESERVES BETTER
Can we stop waifuposting and actually talk about dota
Cr1t is deffo getting kicked for the return of PPD soon.
>>161861879
I'm white and don't have facebook or twitter. I'm in her twitch chat sometimes but I'm never creepy.
This year is RTZ's year. he will win a major and a TI.
Captcha: bait denver
>>161862018
THIS MAN NEEDS YOUR HELP!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>EG
>>161862014
>vegan
AN UUUUUUHHHHRRRRRTRRA KILL
>Slark can't even kill a Rubick
>just look ed at the stream
>realize that they still have in-game predictions
FUCKKKKKKK HOW MANY DID I MISS GOD DAMN IT
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
get rekt
noob
>monkeys sexually harassing zfreek grabbing his titties
it's bad enough that he's worthless in game
>>161862170
> rubick purges off a bash with slark's own dark pact
I love this game.
NA BTFO
Based NA Dota.
are they okay?
Chat spamming KKona and ZFRIDGE
>EG
JESUS CHRIST WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS TEAM.
>>161862182
what do you even get from the predictions?
Zfreek is so much better than everyone else on COL.
>Monkeys is literally crying
jesus fuck Complexity.. I want them to win so badly actually.
EG are so fucking bad holy fuck
>>161862170
That was the stolen Heal Ward
>>161862170
>>Slark can't even kill a Rubick
Buffs when?
>sheever makes a joke
>purge starts mansplaining
>pick no stuns against Weaver
>lose
uh... doturds?
>>161862235
stfu idiot
how the fuck are col good?
>>161862182
groupstage isn't important
main event is
I'd kill Sheever if I could.
np>col>eg
lmao
>>161862225
i like sumail's green hair
it actually works somehow
>hate EG
>love Arteezy
>like Swindle
>be EU
>don't like fat people
What does this add up to? I mean, who am I rooting for? I'm so conflicted.
>>161862261
our guy
if COL wins again that means that EG lost two series in one day to them
>>161862234
They lost both of their captains.
What is the advantage of winning this game and getting second seed?
>>161862235
Battle pass levels, and the warm feeling of a job well done.
>>161862261
>how can I get a loli gf
Also need to know this tbf.
>>161862234
no ppd.
rtz.
>>161862286
i was just curiosu
>>161862285
Fireball, Burrow and Icepath
That's enough stuns man
I can't wait until zfreek gets on a real team.
WHO DA NEIGHBOURS
KOBE BRYANT FROM THE LAKERS
NOW THAT'S _____
>>161862290
you still get points from them though
zfreek is only good because he ate the third brother
>>161862307
You are pretty much me, so root for Complex City
Apologize.
Should I stay up for the next game or should I sleep?
Why is monkeys the best they could afford? Arent there other free agents they couldve gotten? I don't think being European is an issue because of Antonio.
>>161862371
He promised mom he wouldn't play without kyle
>>161862357
>have 3 stuns for just one (1) hero
>lose
uh... dotards?
>>161862386
a thin material produced by pressing together moist fibres of cellulose pulp derived from wood, rags or grasses, and drying them into flexible sheets
>>161862421
MOMMY MILK
Who fucking thought it was a good idea to give this Shrek-looking fucker the role of captain?
>>161862371
>replaces RTZ when he leaves to Secret
>mfw
>>161862397
yes but only one achievement for groupstage
3 for main event
>>161862234
They value rtz more than they value winning
>>161862386
paper?
>>161862307
>love arteezy
>like swindle
kill yourself. You should root for EG though because neo-EG is a European team.
>>161862318
Exposing your strats
>>161862459
SOME
>>161862440
Why does he look like a lesbian
>>161862336
ask here >>>/cgl/loli
>>161862318
The psychological advantage of not having been utterly humiliated by fucking Complexity
>>161862236
IDK which caster was it, but few months ago someone said "Zfreak is so much better then all of coL, he is i think the best in the world in his position, too bad he will always stay with his brother and i think they can't accomplish much, unless swindles retires and becomes a coach"
>>161862503
TIMES WHEN,
>>161862289
It's almost like even CoL can get good with hard work.
>>161862469
how many more games are in the group stage?
>>161862528
that was me
>>161862459
there's only one shrek and he's our guy
>>161862440
Why doesn't Melonzz ever take his brother to the gym with him?
>>161862421
For what? Zfreek has been considered one of the best NA players ever since he came over.
He is unironically held back by his shit team mates.
Rubick ban incoming?
>>161862336
Go to the bowling alley on the weekend.
REMINDER THAT WE SHOULD NOT SUPPORT COL SO THEY WILL RELEASE THE FREEMAN BROTHERS AND ZFREEK CAN FINALLY GET OUT OF HIS BROTHERS SHADOWS
#freezfreek
>>161862595
is black really our guy? Did he shitpost here?
OK, so far pretty much every single team that played this day seems like absolute shit compared to VP (except maybe LGD, who I didn't get to see play), are they going to cruise to an ez major?
>>161862582
two
af ehome decider
eg col decider
>>161862649
Why? There's no need. CoL is beating EG.
>>161862645
whats with the rubick picks this majour
>>161862718
oh lol so i cant do that first achievement then
fug
I miss ppd and fear.
>>161862714
yes
unless Wings actualy studied
>>161862701
No, he's just a simple ogre who is tired of people invading his swamp, so he left for the swamps of Asia.
>>161862714
VP will choke and tilt at semi-finals and lose 0-2 like all slav teams do
>>161862714
never underestimate the slav ability to choke when it matters
>my boy monkeys.forever is winning
It's happening
i hope col loses in a close game
i only care about monkeys and i know he sucks so i just want to protect him
>>161862761
Without fear and PPD this is no longer an American team.
EG = European
DC = American
coL = American
NP = American
>>161862761
They're both assholes and hate our guy slacks.
>0-6-13
zaifag on suicidewatch
EG btfo by Doctor Octopus
>>161862742
beating EG does not mean they beat the others
Wait did valve really get rid of Machine?
>>161862714
Honeypot groups, these groups mean literally nothing since there's no losers bracket because Valve sucks dick.
>>161862851
>a canadian team is american
-d2g
>>161862851
>DC = American
ETA on next Ease Ports match?
>>161862894
machine is such a cancerous fucker
>>161862868
anon...
>>161862851
>EG losing
>fantards start shitting and pissing /int/ garbage everywhere
literally the worst fans
>>161861974
lmao
>>161862743
only reason he isn't picked more is because he's a weak laner
he fits in well against some of the less mobile lineups this patch
>>161862868
>d2g doesnt realize that EG were trolling this game
lmfao, zai had 200 networth till 15 min, they were clearly trolling, they will btfo cuckplexity in 15 min next game
>>161862907
>Canada is not America
-d2g
WHERE IS MACHINE? WHY IS SHEEVER THERE FUCKING SLUT.
>>161862942
Its just some european pretending to start shit as usual
>>161862851
don't be retarded
>>161862868
>implying zai isn't the best support in a tier 1 team
>>161862942
I've never liked any iteration of EG without Jimmy. I'm just stating objective facts.
>>161862912
Moonmeander is literally more NAdota than all players on nu-EG combined.
>>161862942
>fans of teams with cocky arrogant fucking niggers are bad fans
wow no surprise
rtz is shit
ppd is shit
sumail is shit
fear is shit
>>161862851
>EG aren't american
We'll see, if they win this game the americucks will be celebrating them once more.
>>161862714
it's winter slavs are in full force
but ye LGD looked pretty good maybe and ame are strong
>>161862714
>group phase
>meaning anything
have you NOT LEARNED ANYATHING????E
>want to play p4g on my vita
>remember ill have to play thru the intro again
fuuuuuuu
>>161862942
Soe is literally the best
>>161862942
This shit is always started from European insecurity though
If EG loses, then great justice is done on arrogant cocky bastard professionals like sumail, rtz, ppd, zai and fear. Fuck these arrogant fucks. God hates them. The bible hates them.
who's ready for funny skits during the main event :D
>>161863040
>seriously thinking this when the finnish madman exists
be real dude
is it wrong that i think cancel is kinda qt?
Why doesn't Pudge get picked more in competitive?
Also, why doesn't Nature's Prophet get picked more? They're both good heroes.
Are they the kind of heroes that require a special kind of skill/autism to play? Do other pros avoid them because they don't want to step on the toes of other players?
>>161863169
are you european
EG seems to never have detection in both series against Col. Part of me thinks that wouldnt be the case if PPD was still around
>>161863131
i hate blizzard for turning her into a whore for their forced esport
>mfw I'm an EG fan and enjoying every minute of their defeat because they kicked ppd for a team hopper
>>161863040
>not zfreek
>>161863173
xddd lel hahahaha
>>161863173
Slacks embarrassing himself with negroes might be legitimately funny.
>>161863173
>host major in America for once
>full of googles
?
>>161863173
what could it mean?
>>161863208
Natures prophet is utter dogshit unless you snowball
I'm gonna attempt to rank all the losers in the Dota 2 community that should be homeless or in their parents basement, but are now millionaires thanks to Dota 2. Please correct me if I miss someone.
1. Kelly Milkies
2. EE
3. Sheever
4. Mason
5. Fear (i like him tho but he'd probably be working at mickey d's)
Am I missing anyone?
>>161863173
>3 "whites"
>2 blacks
Literally 60%.
>>161863214
No. I don't mind if col win. And I hate nolans and fly because they're also cocky ducks.
>>161863237
>coL
>tier 1
he's good enough for a tier 1 team but Swindle will always be a burden.
So what team will RTZ join after Boston?
OG?
DC?
>>161863173
I want to see TriHard spam
>CSGO babby host can't handle a 12 hour dota shift.
pussy.
>>161863223
they didn't kick him he wanted to do bong rips and roll around in his piles of money
>>161863204
Not wrong at all, just gay.
>>161863223
No way they kicked PPD. PPD is always ten steps ahead, he saw the game was dying and got out on top. Funny right after, less majors, smaller prize pool. I bet TI7 pool will be under 8 million.
>>161863382Alliance
>>161863382
Secret.
>>161863382
nice hairline
>>161863382
kaipi
>>161863392
I got permabanned from Hearthstone's main stream because I typed TriHard when a black guy was playing. I'm happy Valve isn't PC
>>161863040
not quite
>>161863382
Secret because he's a turk.
>>161863223
PPD RETIRED
Is Le Shrek in the meta now?
>>161863486
"""retired"""
>>161863382
NP
>EE back to pos 1
>AUI can fuck off
>win TI7
>>161863471
Matu's support is pretty legit.
You're right.
Anyone here like Dota 2?
>>161863417
ppd retired. He's still part of EG, just not as a player.
Hope this is a core lesh.
>>161863308
sufail would be getting suicide bombed probably
>>161863308
>>millionaires
Only fear would be a millionaire on that list
>>161863410
i thought it was wrong to be gay
quick post things that make your dick twitch while we wait for draft to finish
>>161863308
LaNm
RTC
Xboct
Kuku
A lot more, really.
>>161863382
Secret. They'll kick Puppey and retry another even worse cycle.
>>161863408
>>161863417
>>161863486
>still has plans playing
>retired
rtz cucks pls it's plain as day they booted ppd out because of artour
>>161863546
I like shitposting and Dota 2 gives a decent framework for it.
>>161863513
not at all
swindlezz will feed hard
>>161863576
No swindle picked it for himself for some reason
Here's another angle to look at it from: zfreek can leave at any time and make a lot more money with a T1 team, for sure he'll be able to win a premier tournament.
But maybe that's not what he wants.
What he wants is to win a TI with his brother. They started together, and now the thing he wants the most is to finish together and ride off into the sunset. Roll credits.
So when you think about it this way, zfreek might be one of the best people in this scene. Never heard him say a bad word about anyone. Plays like a god. Sacrifices whatever potential money he could get for his brother.
>>161863546
i like to play dota 2, pick natures profit, teleport and push lanes at random and blame my allies when i die
it just feels good
>second pick ogre yet again
KICK FUCKING CR1T JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
YOURE SO SHIT
FUCK
>>161863517
>representing EG at fighting game tournaments and shit
yeah """"kicked""""
>>161863594
no you fat faggot
>>161863534
>win TI7
Our blue waifu has been picked by EHOME
>>161863457
Why do people keep talking about his hairline? What's wrong with it? It looks like my hairline so I thought it was just a normal hairline.
?
>>161863669
Odd year = Western team, so they have a chance
>Batrider has been nerfed for like 10 patches straight
>Still relevant and still one of the strongest heroes in the game
He is truly Icefrog's finest creation
>>161863641
He's fat and ugly
no good team would want him
reminder sheever cant brush her teeth
>>161863709
>It looks like my hairline
anon...
What is /d2g/ eating?
ABBADON
anything interesting happened today?
>>161863131
I want that Rubick Scream poster.
>>161863641
melonzz is a bully
bet he would beat the fat lesbian up if he ever thinks about leaving col
>>161863594
>Sven
>Dusa
This is cancer
I never knew RTZ had so much acne
did both team outdraft the other
>>161863736
only way to make him irrelevant is to rework him completely
>>161863709
>>161863767
tab back in zfreek
>>161863767
>cup in a duck tape roll
>>161863709
It's regressing, but that's normal. Look at cancel, his hairline is insane.
>another right click creeps for one hour shitfest
Nice game dotards
>>161863767
>shitty wood walls
>drinking soda
>tums
>mouse bungee
>razer mouse
fucking faggot lmao
>>161863767
>double gulp
what in the fuck is that thing
>>161863767
Myself into an early grave
Zfridge is hungry for victory, EG cucks beware
>>161863849
cr1t can't outdraft a team, even g1 where they won it was simply due to arteezy going ham thats it
>>161863736
fact: mobility is the most important thing in the game
fact: he controls your mobility for you
impossible to balance
who's the messi of dota?
>>161863767
based cuckshedbro
>>161863767
I'D LIKE TO SHOW YA
MY SHITTY BASEMENT NEET LIFE
whys the peace walker theme in the background?
>>161863981
>haha I'm from /sp/ let's SHITPOST
>>161863767
>tums within arms reach
>>161863767
>empty soft drink cans all over messy desk
>fapping toilet paper shamelessly on display
>greasy food
Yep, this pretty much sums up what I picture when I think of an anon's computer desk
>>161863612
He's just sitting out all of these honeypot majors doing the meta-metagame work to win TI7
PPD/Jimmy/Moon team will come out of left field and come into TI through NA opens. Easy top 2.
>>161861982
He blatantly is, but EG are also shit
9:39 Shelledfade: nice tits honey
Ggwp
Every game seems to go late in NA dota right now. EG got their draft.
>>161863981
casters have literally called jerax messi multiple times
>>161864090
doesn't matter who has better late game or not since EG can't play late-game to save their life
and the hardest carry in the game dies at 0 minute, gg cr1t
>>161863912
A true murrican drink
>>161863857
Best cup holder NA
>>161863908
I live in a shed
it's Tea
Acid Reflux is a bitch, been clearing up though
the bungee is nice, the mouse was like $30 on sale
>>161864052
No man, I care about my dick, pic related
>>161864081
>EG
>>161864075
>Jimmy
kys
this games over already l mfao
>>161863981
2 kills before creeps connect
kek
>>161864156
>I live in a shed
no shit retard
>its tea
yeah all those mountain dew cans were full of tea before your fat ass drank them
>acid reflux
stfu bitch
>the bungee is nice
only ~gamer gear~ retards buy them unironically, which is why you have a razer mouse
ZGOD
WHAT IS EG'S CAPTAIN FUCKING DOING
HOW DOES OGRE DIE THERE WHEN YOU KNOW THEYRE AROUND
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK KICK THIS FUCKING EURO SHIT AND GET SMEONE ELSE
>>161863981
Rtz
>supposedly best of the world
>autistic
>chokes every time it counts
>never won TI
>EG
L M A O
GIGAKEKED
Actual gg at the 00:00 mark.
Apologize
EG is nothing without ppd
>pick sven
>expect to win
>>161864242
Is there a better mouse at $30? The cable holder is nice to have, also holds my old microphone
and clearly not dew, this time anyways
how do we stop him?
>>161864370
it's okay they don't have sprout
Was EG's loss to coL in the same W L L format?
>>161864182
what is even the context of this webm
>>161864267
lol
>>161864451
yes
>>161864402
why do you live in a shed u fat faggot
>>161864454
checking if sHe has boobs du\\h
Is it gg already?
They've already won Boston haven't they.
>>161864454
it was a long time ago but she really was talking about her tits for some reason
it doesnt even matter who loses this game which is the funny thing
>>161864660
>for some reason
She's a female in dota
>>161864615
yeah EG won
I just woke up and how come the EG vs CoL is still on?
i hate purge so fucking much, why cant he just shut the fuck up already?
>>161864660
really
>>161864791
win except when my shit captain drafts shit heroes
>>161864802
Tell me what he's done wrong then fag
>>161864802
Because he's casting
>>161864791
throw
>>161864791
WIN BabyRage
What if Abaddon could manually trigger Aphotic Shield?
HOW MANY TIMES HAS CANCEL PLAYED MIRANA HOLY SHIT
>>161864869
over analyzing everything and talking about the most obvious shit like its amazing
GOOD ULT SUFAIL LOL
>>161864791
>he will never hold you like that
>that ult
Why
>>161864979
>"ah yeah EG definitely noticed that the top wave wasn't pushing at the exact percise speed it usually does, which meant col did an infest gank"
yeah even i knew that was bullshit purge
>>161864968
Whos on the left
Why does Lesh do so little damage to towers?
What happened to him being a tower-killing machine?
sumail needs to hit that vape some, he's tilted
>>161865049
you know he meant that lifestealer wasn't in the lane pushing it right?
>>161865107
The fuck are you talking about
>>161865105
generic chink #123124124
>>161864869
his analysis seems to be targeted toward 3ks or less
>
>
>
>Zfreek
>Swindlezz
vs.
>Fear
>SumaiL
>Universe
>Zai
>PPD
if zfreek = zai and swindlezz = ppd then COL can be good!!!
>>161865105
Titan-chan
she used to manage Orange and some of the other SEA teams
I don't get it I thought EG can't lose
jesus christ a good rubick is OP as fuck
>>161865295
So the majority of viewers
>>161864968
>skipping mana burn against Medusa
?!?!?!?!
>>161865107
Icefrog overbuffed lightning storm and tried to compensate by "tweaking" his other skills. Then he just said fuck it and nerfed lightning to the ground while leaving everything else "tweaked" as they were.
But if you remembered the battle of the int mids I think you'd agree it was for the best.
>>161865365
what a cringe pic
only sperglord virgins think this kind of shit is cute
>19m mirana aghs
gg
POST SONGS FOR RUSSIAN DOTA NUMBER 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-CnWwbeetE
>>161865365
EG is shit without ppd, who knew
>>161865459
>only sperglord virgins think this kind of shit is cute
Wow you certainly got my number but why do you have to be a dick about it?
>>161865467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg0N3xhOzc8
Zai truly is an honorary American
the original z-god
name a more over rated team than EG
Zai what a bro.
>>161865430
Still easy enough to destroy people mid at 4k. Lightning storm is garbage though.
ZAI BibleThump
>>161865380
yeah maybe
you were asking why anon hated him
based zai
rtc?
>sufail tries to throw
>zai has to step up to fix his shit
OGRE MAH-JIE
Zai died for Sumail's sins
rate MOO
is he is tier 1 now?
>Phase into Vlads into AETHER LENS when you put levels in Curse over Coil
This is so fucking painful to watch as an Abaddon player.
>Zai is PSG
-tubby
RTC is officially on tilt
THERE GOES MY HERO
CR1T TELL YOUR FUCKING CARRY NOT TO FARM OUT SO FUCKING FAR
GODDAMNIT DO YOUR FUCKING JOB
>>161865623
T2, but zfreek is enabling him by being a T1 support.
just a friendly reminder that zai is an honorary american
Holy shit Arteezy has died 3 times on after the other.
The fuck is RTZ doing?
What was the genius move Tobi foresaw that Arteezy wasn't smart enough to make?
>>161864587
because I live in a shed?
>>161865702
Channeling his inner EE
>textposters
Rtz has probably been the weakest player on this eg since the start
even when they where winning it was zai + sumail + somtimes cr1t going off and wrecking the enemy
maybe it's time
RTZ is literally bad moo
>>161865709
Not farming top alone when 4 are missing.
the fuck is going on with artour's hairline
holyshit this is fucking embarrassing, bring peter back IMMEDIATELY
apologize
>>161865807
It's receding obviously.
>>161865786
eg carried them game 1
great stuff
>>161865807
he's ageing
>>161865786
Secret.RtzEG.Fear
>>161865623
Moo builds Echo Sabre on jug
lol
>>161865786
>Rtz has probably been the weakest player on this eg since the start
RTC is just a weak player in general. i genuinely do not understand why teams keep picking him up
>Manta on Medusa
STOP DOING THIS
>>161865807
it's readJUSTing for his age
>>161865830
I wish this elevator had crashed and killed everybody on it
can't wait for mirana aghs to get nerfed into the fucking ground
what a bullshit item
EG
>EG
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EG
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EG
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EG
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EG
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>EG
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>EG
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>EG
eg can't lose
>>161865892
Did you not see him carry the first game of the series?
Get the FUCk out of my game, shitters
>COL ARE ABOUT TO BEAT EG IN TWO BO3'S.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH GOOD GOD.
>pick sven
>get kited to death
WHY DO THEY KEEP DOING THIS
LITERALLY HOW DOES COL MANAGE THESE ASSPULLS WITH SUCH SHIT ROSTERS TIME AFTER TIME
umm EG fans it's game 3
>monkeys-forever will have beaten EG twice in 12 hours
w e w
BYE
BYE
MISS AMERICAN PIE
Meanwhile in bizarro eg
>>161865968
>>161866010
honeypot groupstage
bring him back
This Medusa does no damage.
APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR ELSE
>tfw you get kited
daily reminder that aghs upgrades CANNOT be OP
Will RTZ ever be on a good team?
is moo going another radiance memebuild?
stop building manta on medusa
>losing two BO3's to CoL in a row
>have the jump on col
>fuck it up that hard
kick cr1t
>>161865546
post your steam id
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>161865295
You realize that's most of the community right?
Most of /vg/ are 4k at best
well, thats GG
EG WILL NEVER______????____
EG LUL
>getting schooled not once but twice by CoL
embarrassing
Where are you now smug rtz dicksucking dipshits?
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
LMAO
Secret.RTZ immediately after Boston Major right?
This looks like a great game for Abaddon aghs
>Wings vs EG in first round of main event
>>161866163
be good without ppd or fear
be good with rtz
>EG
>>161866163
Be good
Why did ppd leave EG
>>161865716
why though? did your parents get tired of seeing you in their house so now you're in the backyard?
COL ARE DOING IT!
BELOW
A FUCKING
MONKEYS FOREVER
OFFLANE ABADDON
IN NET WORTH
R T SHIT
>NOTAIL WILL BE A MORE SUCCESSFUL PLAYER THAN ARTEEZY BY THE END OF THIS LAN
NOTAIL WILL BE A MORE SUCCESSFUL PLAYER THAN ARTEEZY BY THE END OF THIS LAN
>NOTAIL WILL BE A MORE SUCCESSFUL PLAYER THAN ARTEEZY BY THE END OF THIS LAN
NOTAIL WILL BE A MORE SUCCESSFUL PLAYER THAN ARTEEZY BY THE END OF THIS LAN
>NOTAIL WILL BE A MORE SUCCESSFUL PLAYER THAN ARTEEZY BY THE END OF THIS LAN
NOTAIL WILL BE A MORE SUCCESSFUL PLAYER THAN ARTEEZY BY THE END OF THIS LAN
>NOTAIL WILL BE A MORE SUCCESSFUL PLAYER THAN ARTEEZY BY THE END OF THIS LAN
NOTAIL WILL BE A MORE SUCCESSFUL PLAYER THAN ARTEEZY BY THE END OF THIS LAN
>NOTAIL WILL BE A MORE SUCCESSFUL PLAYER THAN ARTEEZY BY THE END OF THIS LAN
NOTAIL WILL BE A MORE SUCCESSFUL PLAYER THAN ARTEEZY BY THE END OF THIS LAN
>NOTAIL WILL BE A MORE SUCCESSFUL PLAYER THAN ARTEEZY BY THE END OF THIS LAN
NOTAIL WILL BE A MORE SUCCESSFUL PLAYER THAN ARTEEZY BY THE END OF THIS LAN
>NOTAIL WILL BE A MORE SUCCESSFUL PLAYER THAN ARTEEZY BY THE END OF THIS LAN
NOTAIL WILL BE A MORE SUCCESSFUL PLAYER THAN ARTEEZY BY THE END OF THIS LAN
>NOTAIL WILL BE A MORE SUCCESSFUL PLAYER THAN ARTEEZY BY THE END OF THIS LAN
NOTAIL WILL BE A MORE SUCCESSFUL PLAYER THAN ARTEEZY BY THE END OF THIS LAN
>NOTAIL WILL BE A MORE SUCCESSFUL PLAYER THAN ARTEEZY BY THE END OF THIS LAN
NOTAIL WILL BE A MORE SUCCESSFUL PLAYER THAN ARTEEZY BY THE END OF THIS LAN
>NOTAIL WILL BE A MORE SUCCESSFUL PLAYER THAN ARTEEZY BY THE END OF THIS LAN
NOTAIL WILL BE A MORE SUCCESSFUL PLAYER THAN ARTEEZY BY THE END OF THIS LAN
>NOTAIL WILL BE A MORE SUCCESSFUL PLAYER THAN ARTEEZY BY THE END OF THIS LAN
NOTAIL WILL BE A MORE SUCCESSFUL PLAYER THAN ARTEEZY BY THE END OF THIS LAN
>NOTAIL WILL BE A MORE SUCCESSFUL PLAYER THAN ARTEEZY BY THE END OF THIS LAN
NOTAIL WILL BE A MORE SUCCESSFUL PLAYER THAN ARTEEZY BY THE END OF THIS LAN
>NOTAIL WILL BE A MORE SUCCESSFUL PLAYER THAN ARTEEZY BY THE END OF THIS LAN
>eg is most likely going to lose to coL TWICE in the same day
>coL is no longer a free win
Has EG gotten significantly worse or coL improved?
AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL
MY EMPIRE OF DIRT
>Lose to CoL 2 times in a row in a Bo3
L M A O
>bsj naix
Arrour literally on suicide watch. EG are beyond tilted.
>I-It's just a honeypot
>Group stages don't matter
>implying getting bodied by Col doesn't matter
>radiance
>fucking ARMLET (???)
>on n'iax
is this the memeiest build in Dota histry?
>so I was like "these tards thought they could beat the king"
>>161866150
read my reply to the other fag
>>161866297
>n0LAN
>at a LAN
heh, nice try
>>161866150
I'm 3k
Well I was until I got 5 games in a row of ragers and feeders.
And a support morphling that didn't put any points in stun for the first 18 minutes of the game.
Now I'm 2.9k again.
I mean as I climb my teammates get more "skilled" but they're far more likely to rage and feed on purpose. Why is this.
>>161866334
SUDDENLY I FEEL MY POSITION SWAPPED WITH THAT OF SHEDNEDNEDLEARZAR
>>161866321
it's both but eg have gotten much worse than col have gotten better
>>161866297
>>161866334
this happens every single groupstage
remember when eg lost to alliance at ti? the difference is that seeding doesn't matter at all
AHHAHAHAHAHAHA EG BTFOOOOOO
>there are medusa players who unironically build items other than boots-mom-maelstrom-rapier
end you're selves
>>161866334
I wish I could touch their breasts
>EG
AYY
>EG
>>161865892
RTZ is a good player when he plays the Miracle. In this EG he plays the Notail while Sumail is the main core.
This EG has done pretty well when RTZ plays a true carry and Sumail is secondary core actually
>NA dota
EUROPE AND PAKISTAN
B T F O
>>161866321
coL improved a lot after they kicked that shitter mid series in that match against NP.
>EG
>Ameritards
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>161866437
i just said that in irc
are you me
>>161866297
thats assuming OG places higher than EG
CHINA HATES HIM
CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT HOW TO TRIGGER SLANTY-EYES AND UPSET TOURNAMENT FAVORITES NOW
I just don't know anymore.
eg lol
lol eg
lol
I thought we'd long since put the manta medusa meme down?
EG vs VP round 1, EG gonna get their ass kicked.
YOUR TEAM IS ASHES PETER, YOU HAVE TO FIGHT ME YOURSELF
>give us the farm, we have a teamfight to lose
-EG
REV UP THAT SHUFFLE
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>losing to fucking CoL
There were people on DEETOOGEE who thought EG would win this major.
so why did EG pick up arteezy again?
>eg loses to coL
>AGAIN
>>161866431
>losing to coL which never happened under PPD
>doesn't matter at all
HAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHAHHAAAHHAHHA
EG LOSING OT FUCKING COL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
TRASH UZBEK TWITCH STREAMER
Crit kicked when?
>keep losing to CoL because Mirana's ult keeps fucking your teamfights up
>never ban her
Well at least I'm glad ppd and fear jumped ship before rtz can ruin their legacy even more.
Apologize.
I'm so happy EG lost.
I am so tired of this "FOR THE BOYS XD" meme.
Are EG fans the Berniebros of Dota?
>pick Medusa
>go no damage
>lose
When will "pro" players learn?
>>161866334
group stages literally don't matter, theres no loser bracket and EG is better than every team at this tournament so seeding doesnt matter
>Waga's team dominating everyone.
Umm dotards?
>>161866474
At least Americans aren't this ugly :)
>EG loses bigly
>Suddenly they aren't american
LMAO
Are amerifats the most pathetic """people""" on earth?
>>161866475
:^)
>>161866504
>>161866558
No, that's the NP fans.
So it's confirmed.
Current EG is at CoL level.
Now that NA is totally irrelevant, can we go back to west vs east funposting instead of that crappy AM vs EU shitposting?
bring ppd back please
EG is NOTHING without Peter
you fucking Arteezy DICKSUCKERS KILL YOURSELVES
NA > EU
>losing 2 times to col in a bo3
the shoddy state of yurope
why. does. sheever. talk. like. that?
>>161866532
>losing to coL which never happened under PPD
?
MOO WAS THE PROBLEM 4Head
>>161866613
whatever happened to the Azuki Azusa poster?
>>161866559
says the shitter in 3.2k
>Eg
EG
>Eg
EG
>Eg
EG
>Eg
EG
>Eg
EG
>Eg
EG
>Eg
EG
>Eg
EG
>Eg
EG
>Eg
EG
>Eg
EG
>Eg
EG
>>161866545
>ult should get countered by buying dust
>20 fights where EG have no detection
stupid fucking eurotard supports
>>161866586
>EG kicks their two most American players and replaces them with a European and a Uzbek shitcan
>suddenly they aren't American
no shit
>>161866549
Oh shit! I'm sorry.
Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially when they're such a good size and all.
Sometimes, when I pull on it, I break the skin.
I know a way you can stop that, by using another person's mouth
>b-b-but it's just the groups!
>b-b-but they're saving strats!
>b-b-but it's just a honeypot LAN!
>>161866562
>EG is better than every team at this tournament so seeding doesnt matter
=) they're not even the best NA team =)
>>161866558
get your dumb politics outta here
>be american team
>win
>kick americans for europeans
>lose
hmmmmmm
>>161866665
Neither was your post
Do yo retards not realize that NA still won? How fucking salty are you yuros about TI5 still?
>Manta Medusa wins, even without a Drow
>/d2g/ says nothing
>Manta Medusa loses
>HAHA WOW NICE BUILD THAT'S WHY YOU LOST GEE I SURE AM INSIGHTFUL AND KNOW BETTER THAN THE PROS
Never change dotards.
>>161866586
>lose american leader
>led by european now
>""""""suddenly""""""
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
>EG
EG
>RTZ KILLS YET ANOTHER TEAM
>OG top of the group
>EG about to be last
NA KEKS BTFO
Blue Waifu prediction successful
AND WHO, ARE YOU
>>161866672
They had detection at times, but CoL managed to disengage or move away from sentries. Besides, Mirana shat out damage once she got her items. There was no reason to not ban her after they've lost to her multiple times.
>>161866735
>come second in group
>"na won"
>>161866690
Can you show me?
>>161866725
Secret.Arteezy when?
>>161866534
>>161866530
>>161866510
>>161866296
>>161866232
>>161866216
>>161866175
>>161865892
>>161865786
>>161865794
>>161865702
>>161865662
>>161865601
>>161864791
>>161864267
>>161866751
>>161866725
>rtz is le problem xDDD
take your delusion and hateboner to /r/dota2 you fucking redditors
Peter will come back by ti7 shuffle right
How unstoppable would a team with RTZ and Zfreek on it be?
>EG only lost because cr1t drafts like shit
see you in finals faggots, ez 2-0 all the way
Swindle beat PPD back when bulba was on EG. EG would still lose to the current version of CoL
>>161866735
yuros are all asleep this is 100% na shitposting bread
>>161866562
>best team at the tournament
>getting fuckign bodied by fucking COMPLEXITY two series in the same day
EG shitters are THIS deluisonal
>>161866835
Highly stoppable.
>>161866670
I'm 5k, but that doesn't matter.
That manta sure helped on medusa didn't it? You can dispel... open wounds. That's it. And it costs more mana to cast than the mana the stats give you. Plus illusions don't get mana shield. So what's the point?
>>161866835
very stoppable
>>161866735
>complexity is better than Le for the boys EG
Really tingles my almonds
>>161866839
coL is the #1 team.
>>161866830
Absolutely, Peter will play on a TI team for sure.
He just knows that all non-TI lans are honeypots.
>>161866825
Assravage eceleb shitter right here
>>161866739
>can't manta dodge a stun
If you can't use it properly then you are wasting gold
embarassing
If EG gets the last seed, they will end up in the same group as VP. That means no top 3. RTZ on suicide watch.
remember when d2g was shitting on coL for losing to NP
niggers lmao
>>161866739
everyone outside 2k knows that mom-bloodstone is the ideal dusa build
WHEN ARE THE BRACKETS SEEDED?
>>161866825
>delusion
>has contributed to the demise of every team he has been on
Only BULBA can be this deluded.
>>161860768
It's all ogre
Help me put together the ""ultimate"" team, /d2g/.
RTZ on carry
EE on mid
Who do we put in the other roles?
>>161866937
wtf is the context of this image?
>>161866937
where can I get a cute boipucci like taht?
>>161866937
>ywn be that little boy
>ppd immediately streams after nu EG gets destroyed
lmao
>>161866825
wow dude like how ass pained can u get?
>>161867013
Don't you want a qt dota bf?
Why do the bad guys always won?
Why do rtz fans self insert as part of "the boys" meme
Are they really that delusional theyre friends with rtz because they give him money and watch his stream
>>161866835
stopply highable
>>161866969
At least NP can reliably beat CoL like 7 series in a row and they did. EG certainly can't.
>>161866735
the are 2 NA factions
the Pro-PPD True EG faction
and the RTZ-dicksucking team destroying faction
>>161867007
delete this
>>161867007
Bulba in the offlane
Bambo and Puppey on support
>>161866937
E V I A N
V
I
A
N
>>161867064
>anime
>likes eg
>probably spams rtz's chat with shitty unfunny memes
>thinks eg are good guys
lmao end yourself
zfreek is the total opposite of swindle
pretty chill dude desu
>>161860840
It's me or Monkey King looks thick as fuck?
can't wait till wednesday when I get to see all the european tears once they realize that seeding doesn't matter
>>161867007
bulba offlane
>EG vs VP
AHAHAHA
>EG vs VP
AHAHAHA
>EG vs VP
AHAHAHA
>EG vs VP
AHAHAHA
>EG vs VP
AHAHAHA
did sheever just say "slacks got cucked"?
>>161867007
bulba offlane
swindlezz support
not sure about the last sup
>>161867128
all signs of low test
I THOUGHT FACELESS IS GOOD D2G I WENT ALL FUCKING IN WITH THEM WINNING THE WHOLE SHIT REEEEEEEEE
>>161867064
Our boy is going to make a comeback. Just you wait.
>>161867064
But they didn't? The TRUE AMERICANS of CoL beat the imported mixbag of assorted europeans and arabs
RTZ isn't even the problem.
This danish troll is the problem. His drafting is complete shit and his calls are garbage. If PPD was still the captain this team would win everything.
>>161867064
I don't usually enjoy it when good things happen to Jews like swindle, but when it's EG losing I have to. The good guys won this time. Praise Gods chosen people for putting arrogant cocky manchildren like EG in their place.
>>161867158
EG is 3rd so they can only face Wings, Newbee or Ehome
>>161866503
Ok I was uncertain like you and just looked this up. This is how it ACTUALLY works:
>The top seed of each group will get a random bottom seed from another group as the opponent in the Main Event.
>The second seed will similarly face off against a random third seed as the opponent.
EG are a third seed (above Faceless in their group), so their possible opponents are Wings Gaming, Newbee and EHOME. VP are up against one of LFY, Faceless and iG.
>>161866965
Good thing that they didn't come in last seed? Did you watch today?
>>161867221
>trusting black^
>>161867221
retard
NEVER bet on SEA dota
>>161867208
can't count
>>161867259
>wings or newbee
eg fans better pray for ehome desu
>>161867007
Isn't it obvious?
Arteezy
EE
Bulba
Pieliedie
Puppey
wait a minute that seems familiar......
>>161867007
S4 on offlane wops he snatched AEGIS!
>>161867227
Dumb awoo poster.
>>161867221
Black is no BurNing, he can't carry 1v5
>mfw sumail and rtz and zai are all cocky faggots
>they lose
love it
>>161867221
>not going with our polar bear boys
>>161867248
>RTZ isn't even the problem.
no shit? we're just memeing you autist
>>161867331
rtz should have stayed on that team with smacky mao.
>>161861539
Zakari "I have seen them tighter " Freedman.
>>161867158
based retard-bro
>>161867381
No, we're not. Arteezy is shit.
>it's over
>>161864660
???
??????????
>>161867221
They literally COULD. CDEC went from being the last wildcard to 2nd place at TI5, never stop believing.
>>161867353
Black can't carry at all m8
Wait. They didn't draw the bracket?
>>161867064
>paki
>indian
>dane
>swedecuck
>uzbek
>good guys
ye no
>>161867368
>zai
>cocky faggot
>streams quietly, often under 1k viewers unless nobody is on, plays gentle trance music and rarely speaks/criticises anyone
>talks to viewers in chat from time to time
>leaves dota to go study quietly
>comes back quietly
hey, come on, he's not such a bad guy
>>161867368
Sumail is the only cocky one though. Zai is fairly humble, he just knows he is a favorite so there is pressure on him. If you watched True Sight Ep 2 you'd see Arteezy isn't cocky either, and Sumail even mentioned he is the most passionate player he's ever seen.
Sumail is cocky though, yes.
>Wang theater
of all the buildings they could've played in, you pick the one with wang in the name?
>>161861974
Jugg looks retarded while omnislashing
>tfw the bad guys lost but the Jews won
Anything good happening to swindlejew is a bad thing so I'm having mixed feelings.
>>161867509
it would be a little awkward to pull out the script on air
>>161867064
EG are the canonical bad guys of dota
>>161867368
sumail and crit are super cocky
what now
>>161867368
Zai is a pretty cool guy.
Only Sumail and RTZ can suck it
where is machine
>>161867542
ppd is gone
now the only EG fans are anime shitskins
>>161867007
Me on support
My neighbor on roaming memester
https://twitter.com/LilJke/status/805610688299274242
Our Guys
>>161867516
>>161867517
shut up eg fangays
zai makes me feel good about myself
>>161867516
>tfw once discussed swedish music in his chat with him
based zai
>>161867352
>EG lost to CoL twice
This team is done
Thanks for the Arcana's EGfangays
So this means they're Top Team NA now right?
>>161867598
>>161867517
>>161867516
The zai poster is making me hate him. Same reason I hate n0lans.
>>161867626
KYS ZAI POSTER TRYING TO BE NEW LELOUCH
>>161867594
hearthstone
>>161867368
>implying yurocucks like notail isn't a cocky faggot
they just hide it better
>>161867709
no idea what youre talking about shitter i dont watch trash anime
>>161867687
a glorious title
>>161867709
what? he's insulting zai
>>161867598
oh I've got something for rtz to suck alright ;)
>>161865986
>swindlez
>good healthy hairline
>artour
>shit old man hairline
>>161867778
kyle's finally made it
all it took was peter retiring
I HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH ALL YOU DID WAS BULLY ME ALL DAY
>tfw you put EG as the winner of the whole thing
FUCK
>>161867754
We hate n0lans and fitjew
>>161867221
coL getting a guaranteed top8
wtf?!! I hate the majors now
>>161867580
Have one bucket for each seed. Put the 4 first seeds in one bucket, 4 second seeds in another, and so on. Start filling in the bracket that way. The setup could have been ready literally one second after the final match of the day finished. Then filling in the bracket would have taken an extra 5 minutes tops.
>>161867525
>tfw I grew up in New England and would have to see the fucking NUT CRACKER at the WANG theater each winter
>>161867598
zai is trash
>>161867604
took a break, too bad he is coming back
>valve gets a random caster from csgo
>doesnt know dota 2
>somehow everyone loves him
um? im glad retards care about memes instead of knowledge, no wonder rtz is popular
How shit at the game can you be to lose TWO times to Complexity Gaming in a single day
L O L
>>161867687
not that I'm gay or anything, but I'd definitely watch Cancel and Melonz's sex tape. just look at the way they're sitting
bring him back
>https://clips.twitch tv/ppd/GloriousLouseANELE
>HE'S ASSBLASTED EVEN WHEN HE'S NOT PLAYING
>>161867840
wait i remember watching monkeys' stream a bit and i don't recognise any of those as him
who are the guys other than swindlezz, moo and zfreek?
>>161867864
AF WG.U and NP are better imo
>>161867885
machine is knowledgeable enough and he makes good jokes and asks solid questions
he's a great host, though not as good as sheever since sheever has more insight than he does
>>161867885
Zai hasn't been on top form since his return but calling him cocky is another thing
>complexity have a minimum of $125k
>>161867634
Good Swedish music like Anglagard, Pain of Salvation, Flower Kings, Anekdoten and Beardfish?
>>161867973
>he's a great host
i hope he gets hit by a car or something and i never have to see him in the dota 2 scene ever again
>according to True Sight he takes the losses the worst of them all
How do you think he is feeling right now?
>>161866673
>most american
>>>>>universe
that's slightly racist my bud
>>161867941
>https://clips.twitch tv/ppd/GloriousLouseANELE
>>161867936
how is 7ckngmad supposed to meet peter if he doesn't get invited to lans anymore
>>161867997
theres no upperbracket, if they lose the first series they get last
>>161867997
it's single elim everyone starts at 16th place
>>161867687
wow what happened to zfreek in this pic
really distorted
EG needs to be dumpstered a few times really hard. Those bastards need to face reality and come down from cocaine trip.
>>161867626
Disgusting. And to think there's an autist here with a whole folder of pictures of this uggo
How do you go from this...
>>161868027
>Lose all games with Sven
>Still draft Sven
Why
>>161867973
>knowledgeable enough
are you sub-1k mmr?
when's the last time arteezy won anything?
>>161867948
he cut his hair and is jacked now
my mans is the one on moo's arm overlooking swindle
>>161867941
lmao absolutely asspained
>EG vs Wings first match
IT'S HAPPENING
>>161868094
hey bro can i have some of ur soda? i swear my pimples are fine
Boston Major main event matchups:
EG vs Wings
LGD vs LGD.FY
coL vs WG.Unity
DC vs Faceless
AF vs Newbee
EHOME vs NP
VP vs iG.V
OG vs MVP
>EG LOSES NA PLAYERS AND PICKS UP YUROS
>LOSE
>COL KICKS YUROS AND PICKS UP NA PLAYERS
>WIN
HMMM REALLY GET THOSE NEURONS PULSING
reminder that the playoffs are single elimination
even a first seed team can get knocked out immediately
Did EG won?
>>161868183
Free last place? Really? Or are you lying?
>>161868220
>EG vs Wings
aui only looks sorta decent when his hair is covering his face
>>161868257
>>161868249
>>161868257
>>161868249
>>161868257
>>161868249
GUJUSUYS
GUYS
>>161868220
>EG v Wings
H E L P
E
L
P
>RTZ lost two official Valve Major BO3's to Monkeysforever
>>161868153
cancel is the jacked guy sitting to the left right?
who's the twink fuccboi? some sort of coach?
>>161868220
>LGD vs LGD.FY
wow I wonder who will win? the main squad or the main squad?
>>161867514
at least post the correct Col lineup based retardbro
>>161868303
aui thinks you should kill yourself
>>161868249
SOURCE
>>161868257
Oh my
>>161868249
>trampstamp
That's a whore, not a girl.
>>161868249
>WoW tramp stamp
the fuck
>>161867626
zai makes me feel good about myself too man, he's improved my taste in music, my attitude towards dota and my outlook on life in general
are you jealous of him slightly? serious question desu, I am sort of even though I have a lot of good shit going for me
>young
>college-educated
>pro dota player
>handsome
>lives in europe
>multilingual
>>161868220
>EG vs Wings
>>161867941
>talking shit when EG got absolutely raped by col
why is PPD such a cuck?
>>161868379
hey eg fangay
>>161867138
>hfw Wings vs EG and EG gets bottom 16 as a result
i'm not even euro i'm just not an EG fan desu
>>161868220
>EG vs Wings
F
>>161868379
tfw 4/6 of those
>>161868249
man, I was just thinking about giant dildos
what a coincidence
>>161868398
Probably hates rtz
>>161868220
>EG vs Wings
Valve allows using subs during event r-right?
>>161868220
why did they not stream this, could be epic hype
>>161868220
>EG vs Wings
GROUP STAGES WERE A HONEYPOT THEY SAID
>>161868374
>IT'S
>FUCKING
>REAL
>>161868098
to this
>>161868220
laid out like this, it makes it all the more apparent that valve gave way too many spots to China
>fogetting EG is the only team to beat Wings after TI
>>161868607
>tfw I miss xboct the most out of old navi
>>161868220
>EG vs Wings
L M A O
M
A
O
>>161867049
Old EG
>American as fuck, all American boys Clinton Loomis and Peter Dagger are team daddies
>Raise third world peasants into a world class fighting force like lady liberty herself taking in the huddled masses
Nu-EG
>Only American player is Universe who is not a father figure to all of his immigrants
>captained by unamerican scum
>collects the most famous memekids and lets them run wild
>>161868630
but those chinese teams are all marginally better than their competition except VP and maybe OG
GUYS GUYS GUYS ITS
>EG vs Wings
>>161868920
>>collects the most famous memekids and lets them run wild
this seems accurate. I feel like Cr1t's captaining is really restrained. I haven't seen Truesight btw. But their drafts kind of look like "okay sumail what do you feel like playing. Okay wbu Artour?"
>>161869060
post your face when Complexity gets a better placing than EG
>WINGS
>OG
>VP
>ON THE SAME SIDE OF THE FUCKING BRACKET
FIRST TIME WE HAVE SINGLE ELIM AT A MAJOR EVENT AND IT'S ALREADY BEEN A COLOSSAL FUCK UP GOOD LUCK WITH THE BORING AS FUCK FINAL WITH LIKE THE 5TH BEST TEAM VS A TOP 2/3 TEAM
>>161863047
>being this retarded
I really can't comprehend being this wrong and yet this fucking arrogant. RTZ I could at least understand, but PPD is inarguably one of the best captains ever after winning TI5, Sumail is currently within the top 3-5 best mids, fear is one of the most accomplish esports players of ALL time both mechanically and in terms of hero pool/role.
EG is doing shitty at the moment, but go figure that PPD isn't there anymore, fear isn't there anymore, and Sumail always gets dragged down in games.
>>161869163
Exactly. Look at the team's average age. Universe is 27 but everyone else on the team is a fucking babby. Peter and Fear brought a lot of maturity to the team which is key for managing young hotshot players like Sumail, Cr1t, Zai and even Arteezy. Even though they all have experience they are still young and their brains are not fully developed, they need a strong daddy to keep them in line.
Universe is just not much of a leader, amazing player but doesn't bring the force of Uncle Sam like Peter or Fear into the hearts of the illegal immigrants on the team.
>>161869371
lmao
have you seen ppds tweets
retard
Why hasn't /d2g/ made a top tier dota team? We seem to really understand team dynamics and dota in general on a pretty deep level so should be pretty easy to make a top team from our top mmr players.
>>161863308
Why so bitter?
A) You can check EE's earnings, and he's far from a millionaire.
B) Fear earned his status and money. Regardless of how hard you think the game is, its still a feat to be considered "the best" at literally anything. In fact, the lower the skill ceiling the harder it is to be able to reliably edge out a different against opponents.
Fear played a kickass support and carry over time.
>yfw OG has the easiest way to winners finals
>>161869371
>sumail is currently top 3-5
more like top 1-2
>ppd is a winner
correct
>fear is one of the best technical players
also correct
The verdict is out. BRING BACK PEE POO DEE, and kick out the fucking ogre Dane. Fuck 'im and his gay hipster haircut.
>>161869883
>its single bracket
>people still don't know this
umm dotards?
>>161869883
>trophy is a literally a golden dragon dildo
uh dotards???
>>161870116
it's an eaglesong new cunt
>>161867007
No.
>Sumail Mid
>Ramzes Carry
>Universe Offlane
>Zfreak 4
>Sonneiko
Honestly, I think the current EG is one of the most individually talented teams out there. They're all some of the best at their jobs, but some how they're fucking failing. I guess its the captaining / draft.
>>161867368
But that's wrong retard.
>>161870485
>Universe Offlane
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>>161870615
>sumail isn't cocky
>rtz isn't cocky
nice bait
>>161869475
Who the fuck is on twitter?
>>161869249
Every single elim tourney is a colossal fuck up because its a single elim tourney
>>161869883
>lose
>still get $62,500 for losing
what the fuck is wrong with amerilards
>>161874123
At the very least valve has decent prize pools on their tournaments
havent watched in a while, what happened to ppd?