/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station / Space Station 13 General

XEVONIX IS A HORSE FUCKER AND A BUG EATER, MORE AT ELEVEN.

>>161829110
Kuranon
Smallboss

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>>161829032

ultimately, were all here to play the same vidya

who cares about all the drama, and if you did something wrong in real life? were all here to just enjoy ourselves on this game and not be autistic fags that scream and bitch at each others

>>161829605
Shut the fuck up, idiot.

test

>>161830094
Shut the fuck up, Idiot.

>>161830167
Y-yes sir

I want to marry _____ _____!

>>161828854

>>161829032
>>161829398
>>161829605
>>161829981
>>161830094
>>161830167
>>161830183
shut the fuck up idiot

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You're working at your department and THESE guys slaps your waifu's ass.

What do you do?

>>161831138
Wonder why do I even have a waifu in the first place.

>>161831138
Murder them for human harm

>>161831138
i run them over with my telekinesis wheelchair

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Three consecutive dices, and I found one more later

>>161831404
>dices

>>161831404
Die anon, plural of dice is die.

>>161831404
i have never felt better than when i rolled a nat 20

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Ping counter needs overflow protection.

rhydens sux

>>161831404
Where does it say what kind of mineral and artifact that non-large artifacts are? I can never find what to set the field generator to.

If you use a black slime nutrient in a golem, is it still loyal to you?

>>161831502
>>161831632
I refuse to say die
one day I'll use the right plural

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>>161831723

>>161831632
Dice anon, the plural of die is dice.

>>161832382
I fucked up.

PC died and I'm stuck playing on an older toaster, how do I disable the flash ads again? They make the thing have a fucking seizure

>>161832168
Technically you can argue either way but they are still the same person so I would say yes to them being loyal still.

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>>161832181
>>161832382

>>161832807
three dies said, nice

>>161832962
I meant two.

What's the best way to change your computer's ID? I don't feel like playing in lubbie servings or suck some shrill neckbeard's dick for an unban

>>161833232
buying a new computer.

>>161833232
buy a new computer, move, get a new account

>>161833232
suck a chicken's cloaca for an unban

>>161833232
Well if you're banned for something that big, its likely to happen again very quickly if you're trying to avoid the appeal. Appeals at most take an hour or two and if you're banned already you don't have anything to lose.
As for the question, new computer.

>>161833232
btw im 2hotdogs

Learning new jobs takes a serious amount of time.

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>>161833305
I know there's a better way than that

>>161834726
not for me

>>161834726
Unless it's cargo

I can teach someone that's not braindead 100% of how Cargo works in one round without even trying, from using your plastic bag to chutes (the ONLY delivery system you need until the fucking MoMMIs fuck with them) and still have extra time to Cargonia comfy it up, teach newbies how to hack doors or machines, etc.

>>161834984
what do you mean by using the plastic bag?

>>161834984
Most jobs are fucking easy

>>161835248
You can use the plastic bag as a belt. It's basically a second backpack. Basically like a toolbelt, but actually accepts a lot more shit in it. Also, you can use it to pick up piles of paper and trash on the floor.

>>161835479
knew about the belt thing, didn't know about picking up papers and trash, neat

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This is all I've played for the last three days.
Fuck you you magnificent bastards.

>>161835895
This is all i play every day due slavewagery

I just wish I was as cool as sawbones so I pretend to hate him but really I'm jealous

>>161836726
Sawbones, quit shitposting about shitposters

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>>161836726

>>161837149
I feel the opposite, honestly

>tfw you write a program that scans the logs and looks for metafriends
>tfw you'll never know if it works

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>>161838079
make a metafriend and check it for yourself.

>Join 25 minutes into the round
>Station is a fucking warzone, people smashing windows, slimes everywhere, a virus
>They call the shuttle over the virus without even trying to cure it
>Cure virus, do some medbay stuff
>Bar has been ripped apart and there are like fifteen slimes in there
>Purify the bar of slimes, chef is in his kitchen with a huge as slime
>Scream at him to run but it's too late, he is getting eaten
>Get into the kitchen thanks to the AI, drag chef out, and go back to fight the beast
>Slime RKOs me and I go down
>My body rots in the kitchen for the rest of the shift, became a slug so IDK if anyone even attempted to rescue me but I doubt it

>>161838079

What would even be the pattern you identify them with?

Times they appear in the attack log within 2 minutes while not attacking each other?
Co-occurrence of words or combinations of words said?
Item exchange occurrence?

I'm drawing a blank here.

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I'm getting into photography in a big way.

You can see Nikolai Belekov on the photo. They are holding Shipping Manifest for Archie Gettemy's Order. You can see Steve 'Steve' Stevenson on the photo...

>>161831138
I'll use my secret attack that's GUARENTEED TO KILL EVERYONE BUT ME

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How does one acquire a camera? Without taking it from someone else? Pottery.


You can see Richard Sukker on the photo...

>>161840870
Blood Boil Rune requires friends though

Capturing life in motion.

You can see Hannibal Wheeler on the photo. They are holding a fire extinguisher. You can see the grey slime (743) on the photo...

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>>161841041
Truly I am a failure.

>>161841041
>>161841208
>grey
Get your eyes checked anon, that aint grey you double failure.

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perfect

>>161841208
>>161841041
>grey slime
>clearly blue

>>161840557
It's much more simple than that: coincidence of rounds.

You can't metagame if there's only one of you, so it looks at all pairs of players and the rounds they play together, with extra weight on the first and last rounds of their sessions.

It doesn't conclusively prove metacomms, but I imagine that recurrent simultaneous joining and leaving is a pretty good indicator of metafuckery, so it flags them.

Right now, it flags way too many people, but I'm still working on the math.

I can't stop thinking about what it must feel like to have a slug infest you through your ear.

>>161841428
Do you factor in players that play all day long?

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>>161841551
hot

>>161841551
gets me hard

>>161841551
Well, think about how it feels when the slug goes in behind the knee or under the sternum.

>>161841551
>not wanting a slug to infest you through your groin

>>161841551
I tried imagining it, thinking it'd be gross, only somehow I ended up giving myself ASMR.

I feel weirded out.

>>161841556
One mode considers total rounds played, another doesn't. Factoring it in helps to clean out the reports of people with 2 rounds played, but it ends up flagging people who are on significantly more than average.

I might add a flag to ignore people with few rounds played, but finding the magic number for that would be tough.

They fucking go inside of you. Sometimes without using an orface.

That means they fucking make their own hole.
How is that not uncomfortable and painful as fuck.

>>161842228
You might have some luck with figuring out each person's average rounds played per day, but it'll still be finicky.
Overall, what's the intent? Just metagrudging random people or do you want to report people who are seriously obvious?

>>161842317
borers are tiny as fuck, they just have a really large sprite for visibility

>>161842317
They secrete a localized sedative before borrowing inside.

>>161842228
Y'know, I don't hang out on the discord, but I still static name and all. I don't meta with anyone, and I don't know anyone outside the game, in fact despite hanging around for a few months now I still can't associate most names to CD keys, I just know what name works well in the departments I play in and I naturally complement that role.

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Goodnight /ss13g/

Sweet dreams and snuggling your waifus to all!

>>161842946
Fuck you bitch

>>161842361
Originally I wanted to build something that would help the community, but at this point, I just want to see if I can actually make a metadetector that works plausibly well.

>>161842885
What? This focuses on detecting metacomms/coordinated groups of players, not metagrudging.

>>161842946
stop posting her, she isn't yours!

>>161843460
Mamami is a cute.

Who's your waifu (male)?

>>161843794
Not a Spider

>>161843794
Clownpiece MoMMI

>>161843794
sofdti

>>161843794
Nick Weller

>>161844062
>clownpiece mommi
>male
I'm imagining the look on your face when you see that instead of a dick, your waifu has a connection port and NOT the male end

>>161844490
>implying i wish to have sexual relations with my waifu (silicon)

>>161844490
Does the name Ruben Koster sound female to you?

ROUND 2
Need more ideas for fun chemistry recipes, reagents, etc., whether obtainable through electrolyzing, grinding, or actual mixing. Don't have to be normal ingredients like from a dispenser, don't even have to list the recipe, but some more variety would be appreciated.

>>161845561
chloral

>>161843794

Jamarion Graham

>>161844329
Dick Sweller

>>161845271
It's 2016 shitlord, Ruben can be whatever he wants to be

>>161845561
How about actual non slipping foam for cleaning grenades. Just plain foam.

Make napalm be stable until ignited or interacted with, id like to be able to one day get a chem sprayer with napalm instead of doing just lube or politrinic

Sulphur, Radium and Potasium could do a rather devastating compound that reacts to water, releasing stinking gas that stuns, minor radiation and explodes within a small radius. Think of it like bio flashbangs, not exactly lethal or used for lethality, but used to fuck your day up, weaken the shit out of you, or plain grief.

Make a chemical to create light. A pulsating kind of deal, like a more potent flare. Like a bunsen burner, or the liquid for a lava lamp.

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You can see Bear Hands on the photo - Bear Hands looks hurt...

Kolton Hunt played a limbless captain with a traitor bodyguard, while telling the borgs to stuncuff all security in the cap office for a shitlong time for no reason and also let a clown get away with fucking everything
Also gave a traitor the spare
Isnt this jobbanable?

Meh

>>161846998
I didn't know cleaning nades slipped. Don't they use space cleaner?
Stable like welding fuel, but more potent and longer-lasting, then?
What would the sulphur/radium/potassium compound and gas be called?
Pulsating, or solid like a lava lamp?

>>161847098
slate here, you sound like you hate fun. Struggles for command are some of the best sec content there is. Smooth talk them and when the moment is right execute them all

>>161840886
Kinda late but, Right next to the breakroom in that little art room. Also there is a roll of film there, Knock yourself out.

>>161847098
>Implying the cap knew he was a traitor
>Implying he did anything traitorish the entire round
>Implying the clown did anything
>Implying sec wasn't going to fucking arrest everyone there if the cap didn't step in
You make it sound much worse than it was

>>161847205
If a captain defends a clown who pushed me and tried to cuff me for no reason after he had broken into a highly secured area (cap let him go early) and telling the fucking borg to stun me over and over im not having fun and my round is ruined by a turbo nigger
You are a fucking pussy for not doing anything about it

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>>161847098
I agree that he was a poor captain and shouldn't choose to step in the role again, but I don't think he needs a ban, just beat his ass in IC

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>>161847205
>Struggles for command are some of the best sec content there is
Sec Officer here
Command being retarded is the absolute worst hell imaginable, far worse than any antag could create, and the stuff that makes people go catatonic

>>161847401
remove this man from the premises immediately.

>>161847334
I told the captain to implant the mime or something since he gave him the fucking spare, he didn't listen

He told the borgs to stuncuff all of security

Clown broke in a highly secured area and then pushed and tried to cuff me for no reason

I don't get the last thing

>>161847162
Nope, they do not. Its a cleaning agent, but it slips like hell, talking about the cleaner ones the janitor starts with.
Stable like welding fuel, make it be triggerable when used. The extra potency and lengh is up to you.
Call it biolium or something akin to it, maybe biowaste/nuclear waste, its meant tot be a dirty compound, unfriendly to life in general, radioactive, explosive.
Whichevere you want anon, up to your liking.

>>161847098
Kolton is fucking retarded

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>>161845561
Make an analogue to Flash Powder that makes a loud bang sound, so now you can finally make proper flashbangs through chemistry
Make flashbangs not-snowflake so that you can crack them open and change the signalers etc

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>randomname gets found with an emag and weapons
>gets killed immediately in the blink of an eye
>staticname gets found with an emag and weapons
>gets released and receives gear from sec
Really makes you think...

>>161843894
Are ypu from /pfg/

>>161848273
i told the warden to perma her but somehow she got out through static name power. Next time ill just execute, i stripped her of her traitor gear at round end though

>>161848273
I FUCKING TOLD THEM SHE HAD AN EMAG, FUCKIGN HELL

>staticnames with antag turned off
can we get this as a permaban offense already?

>>161846998
>Watches you slip to from fom cleaning grenades
me" points to wet floor sign

>>161848693
Why?

>>161848693
Literally nothing wrong with this

are golems valid?

>>161849129
yes

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>Dizor is a trialmin

GET READY FOR THEM NUTRIMENT RELATED PRAYERS LADS

>>161848693
> random name
> no antag options
fight me or dont

>>161845561
LSD
Memebreaker with the space drugs overlay
Or if you have the patience/chops some kind of good trip hallucination mode

>>161849262
who?

>>161848273
I'm full blown retarded.

Is it ever acceptable to loyalty implant a person confirmed to be traitor then force them to fight in a battle where they have a high chance of being killed or gibbed as you then move to trying to help the other sec?

What is the true effect of the loyalty implant?

I once used a clown traitor as a meat shield to take .45 to the skull in my place. The clown died of course but i question my moral grounds.
Should the law ever bend in case of emergency to save people from danger?

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>>161848693
>staticname with all antags turned on
>see them readied up in the lobby
>they aren't there on the crew manifest

>>161849065
>>161849095
>you know I'm never an antag so trust me with stuff
literally metagaming hitler

>>161849450
loyalty implant works for cult and revs
deconvert revs and makes you incapable of getting turned into cult (but wont turn a cultist loyal, you need holy water for that, or a bible)

>>161849450
loyalty implant makes them act in the interest of nanotrasen, not the crew, unless nanotrasen wants them to, it doesn't affect traitors the way you want it to.

>>161849585
What about traitors specifically?

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>>161849450
If the situation is dangerous enough where both you and the traitor can work together, I'd say yes.

Most tator tots though are really fucking dumb when it comes for shooting for green text and often the risk is greater than the reward.
If it's a basic syndie who hasn't unzipped their esword or is actively saving crew, I would avoid valids, especially if they just have to steal something and not assassinate.

But if you're really dedicated to THE LAAAAW, you could still fight them naked near the singulo.

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t-thanks PJB

>>161849450
Yes, you can immediately perma/execute them when confirmed to be traitors, if you can give them a death sentence, you can sentence them to trial by heavily biased combat.

Loyalty implants make you more loyal to NT, but its mostly ic till aplication of shit like deconversion. You can still aid traitors if you are against NT but not traitor.

Law will be executed till it cannot be executed at all and the station descends into anarchy. The second it does, all laws are revoked, and you work by whatever rules you want, a traitor clown getting shot in the head is no catastrophe, nothing wasted, no innocent hurt.

If you believe it to.

>>161849670
> loyalty implant works for cult and revs
only
if you implant a guy with an emag, you can consider yourself unrobust

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>>161849883
>implying the Wizard is gay
delet this gif at once

Do I play Clown to become robust?

72 players

NO panic bunker

save us pomf

>>161849927
perhaps what pisses me off most is the PITCH BLACK escape shuttle at the end

>>161850086
Play Sec to become robust.

>>161850086
No, you play assistant.

Being robust is the ability to outfight someone with worse equipment, so sliping a nuke ops to bash his head to death, killing the shit out of a captain with nothing but cable bolas, glass shards and a ied. You do all of that shit when you are underequiped, learn to do cqc, then using tools to gain you a advantage, once you get that, go clown, then sec.

>>161850371
Anyone who's truely robust knows that you don't fight in close combat against a nuke op, unless attempting a martyrdom.

>>161850371
only fight nukeops in melee if you're a diona

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>>161850371
>Being robust is lunging yourself against the armed team antags with just a rolling pin and maybe winning one of 200 times!
not this bullshit again

>>161850635
> diona miner with 4th tier of armor gets shot with the RPG in the face
> gets up to fuck your shit up
oh boy

>>161850803
diona heal brute quickly anon, they don't take less brute or are magically protected from gibbing
a diona shot with an RPG is going to have every bone in his body broken if he didn't die

>>161850891
that's the magic of the reinforced miner armor magic
try it with the test server

Loyalty implants do literally nothing other than derev revs, rat out head revs, and prevent cult conversion. Do not even bother giving them to suspected lings, vamps, traitors, whatever. Instead, give them a chem implant of chloral or mutagen or something so you can actually do something when they inevitably betray you.

>>161850803
I beat one as a diona janitor, he kept shooting me with the smg and it did nuffin, I took his ass down

>>161851167
reinforced miner armor only has melee resistance
not explosion resistance
unless somebody is whacking you with a melee object your goliath plates are doing literally nothing
how about YOU try it out in the test server?

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>>161849585
>>161849631
Thank you very much for the insight.
I should probably aim for turning them into a Borg instead because those can stay loyal until shit hits the fan, right?

>>161849883
This is a good rule of thumb imo.

>>161849953
I try not to take chances. When I see small weak points, I overthink things and try to avoid the worst case situation.

>>161849942
I feel way better after reading this.

>>161851179
They do something you're not accounting for. Invisibly track personnel.
>Officer McRedDick suddenly doesn't have an implant

>>161852661
cloned

>>161850135
literally opened the thread just to find this post when I saw 75 players were on.

>the only good servers a dead server
>bunker!!!

>>161852730
An easy story to check.

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>>161852779
>being this much of a fucking idiot
anything above 50 and everything spirals out of control
t. played with 100 players on /tg/, it was hell before the server crashed

>>161852909
not when I dispose of the body.

To the botanist who was asking "What's in the Haunted Jam?"

3 Ghost Pepper, 5 Vinegar, 5 Sugar

>go to preferences on Byond
>there's a checkbox that says 'Hide ads as if you are a BYOND member'
was it really this easy the entire time?

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>grow literally 2,000 fucking no-fruit
>bring them all to the shuttle in 60+ plant bags
>alt+clicking on the biggest pile freezes my game for three minutes, from when the shuttle leaves to when it lands
holy fucking shit

>>161853843
conductor of the booze cruise here, had fun, sorry bartender

>>161853843
I made the same mistake, guy

>>161853821
you're not a byond member

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>Want to set up the ghetto bar
>Safe from everyone while the station goes to hell
>Survive to the end

>>161853991
well, the ads are gone...

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>>161852917
>server gets above 50 players only a couple nights out of the week
>it only lasts a few hours
>SEKRIT CLUB THIS CANT BE ALLOWED
anon when its 70 players mid day during euro hours yes i agree.

this is our peak time. calm down.

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>Skeletons still have a hunger meter

>>161853981
is the round still going on? i rebooted byond and heard faintly in the distance no-fruit ticking

>>161854090
BYOND members are those that support the platform with money, not anyone who has an account, but if you do that then props to you.

>>161854149
The game hung probably your fault mate

Thanks kurf for finally giving watermellon a reason to exist besides nigger jokes.

>>161854331
But watermelons have always been the best choice for biogenerator

>accidentally use plasma on gold slime extract instead of blood
>CRIMSON SKULL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>161854123
raw meat only, skeletons are meant to be this way

>>161854331
THAT'S RACIS

>9k ping<
SAVE ME

>>161854445
YOU CAN START YOUR OWN ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE WITH EVOLVING ZOMBIES THAT TURN BODIES INTO MORE ZOMBIES?

>>161854331
Fruit Salad seems like a pretty good way to burn through a bunch of fruits you don't feel like making pies out of

>>161854445
Not sure if it killed the sec that got sent in, but Im pretty sure it did. Don't touch gold cores ever, it only ends poorly.

POMF IS TURNING THE BUNKER ON

>>161854673
THANK GOD

Server clucked, good night people.

>>161854673
Lies.

>>161854652
Yep. He died. I just wanted to have some random mobs in one of the pens, but since I used plasma instead of blood they broke out and fucked everything up. I gotta say though, I'm proud of my babies for being so powerful.

me and my clan are joining to RP a raid on the station next round. good luck all, ROMclan is going to meet up in the bar and then move on to attack command.

>>161854785
kek

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>>161854785

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>>161854785
when you realize this might not actually be a joke

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>>161854785
Thanks, now i know where my target is

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>>161854771

>>161854445

if you get good rng with antag miner belt or gold cores

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>>161854969
Yeah, I can't connect, I noticed now. I'm not even a shitter. ;_;
>>161854785

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>>161854969
Based pomf
if that's actually real

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>>161854969
THIS BETTER BE FUCKING TRUE

>>161855089
are you >>161835895
?

Do you honestly like goonlights? I mean, they're not THAT bad and you can get used to it, but they're simply not as good as the past square ones.

>>161855149
they said last two days, not three

>>161854969
That would explain why I cannot connect...I just started playing again yesterday.

>>161855196
Yeah but I figured he was an unreliable narrator

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>>161854969
I joined two days ago.
But I'm not a fuckhead.
I've really enjoyed playing with you nerds.

>>161855089
Anon, if you really are good, go play Urist or maybe, maybe Paradise, as they're the two servers that /vg/ has pretty much agreed aren't shit (Urist is lowpop but all-around great community, Paradise has superbly unrobust players but similar RP level to us)
OR
Ask on the forums for a way through the bunker, it's part of the bunker system. I forget where you're supposed to put it though.

why would it be a joke?
also none of us can connect, is the server broken?

>>161828854
SERBERS DOWN

REEEE

>>161855160
anon samefagging isn't going to convince anyone to switch back to laggy ugly lighting

>>161855226
See >>161855238

>>161855226
shill yourself in the discord, you might get a pardon

>>161855197
>>161855089
Serb's down for everyone.

>>161855238
D20 has an okay (tiny) community but their codebase is SHIT

>>161855226
Come back when the bunker's off and the retards all gone to other servers.

BACK UP

>>161855160
i just hate how you can see lights through walls, it's gay and detracts from the game

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>>161855149
Nope.
>>161855238
>talking to people
If I must.

>>161855352
thats no different from our previous lighting.

i keep getting redirected to baystation, is the panic bunker up?
if anyone can help me get through my ckey is Kneedonk

>>161855439
I know, and it is awful

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>>161855627
He could not rotate-chair to anything

>>161855616
it is

"This pepper is hainted"

>>161855616
rip you

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nevar 4get

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>>161848273
>release a random name
>proceeds to shit up the rest of the round doing stupid griffy murderbone bullshit
>release a static name
>proceeds to make the round more enjoyable for everyone

Really gets your synapses firing.
I know this post is bullshit

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>HoS is screaming into the radio that he wants everyone at the chapel while I put a roboticist in his cell
>find emag
>tell this to the HoS
>"RELEASE HIM AND COME TO THE CHAPEL"
>release him and go to the chapel for the HoS' master plan
>"ok i'm going to act like i'm going to incinerate this guy and if he tries to sting me he'll out himself as a ling and if not we set him free lol i needed all four officers here so that if he stings me while in cuffs you can catch him"
>the guy was not a ling
>right after that guy is released the roboticist murderbones the entire station in a gygax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX7GQT_ZQdA this is fuck up

>>161857954
who was the HOS, name and shame

>>161858114
It was actually about a year ago

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>>161856529
HMMMMMMM
REALLY GETS THAT NOODLE COOKING

>>161858352
but muh double jeporday though

>>161857987
didn't see that coming

>>161855226
Just ask an admin to re-add you to the list.
The panic bunker is only used to stem the flow, we still let people in when they ask.

>>161857987
holy fuck this is cool
it's an actual 3d video of space station 13 with voice acting and action
why is this not the most popular vidya of the week

>>161856529
What does this have to do with double jeopardy?

Probabilities for each gamemode (assuming there is enough pop and people with that antag turned on):
EXTENDED 1
MALFUNCTION 3
BLOB 4
NUCLEAR 5
WIZARD 3
REVOLUTION 2
REVSQUAD 2
DOUBLEAGENTS 1
CHANGELING 5
CULT 2
TRAITORCHAN 3
AUTOTRAITOR 5
HEIST 2
RAGINMAGES 2
VAMPIRE 3

Thoughts?

whats metacommunications and how low do it take for a ban for it to get lifted?

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>>161858401
>this thirteen year old byond game is analogous to a court of law within the United States of America and must adhere to the standards and practices of one
>pls don't ban my gay boyfriend ;-;

>>161858562
it's a meme from the caralash drama

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>>161858642
>CHANGELING 5
That's 5 too high

>>161858742
Is adhering to the standards and practices of the US legal system worse than the alternative of the admins just holding absolute power and doing whatever they feel like?

>>161858642
is 5 the highest probability and 1 the lowest?
If so than nukies being as common as fucking traitor is way way to much. bump it down to a 3 and lower blob to a 2 along with raising dub agents and traitor chan to 4. Last thing cult to 3. Other than that list is good

>>161858715
$50 US @ Bomf
t. Carcrashkalashasahserpffffffffhtpllffffffththhhhhffff (mouth sounds)

>>161858894
the thing is that because of pop + not enough antags those probabilities are wack
check out the actual probabilities
http://stats.ss13.moe/globalstats
double agents is 1 but it gets played more than newcops because it's practically THE deadpop gamemode

>>161858952
but what is it. my friend and i got banned for it for no reason

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>>161857987
Neat

>>161859065
Are you coopercatmeow or kani0824?
Read the rules next time.

>>161859156
where are the rules and why a 4chan server has rules?

>>161859065
You two retards talked to eachother outside the game (steam, skype whatever) and one of them told the other where their corpse was.
You probably won't get unbanned.

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>>161859240
Try /tg/, Hippie or Traitor Deathmatch.

>>161859241
you get banned for that? why i cant help my friend?

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>>161858860
Yeah dude circuit judges can just walk into ghettos with high explosives and start blasting

>>161859240
>why a 4chan server has rules?
Wew. Our server is not your personal shitting grounds. Go and stay go.

>>161859365
how i play tratior deathmatch if im banned?

>>161859383
Because you didn't ask him for help through ingame, you asked for him via steam.

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>>161859514
Christ you're autistic, please just never play the game again and fuck off.

>>161859576
he was dead and couldnt talk and i couldnt read spectator chat because i turn ghost ears off. how was i supposed to find him without using steam???

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>>161859708
I refuse to believe this isn't a troll

>>161859427
Is adhering to SOME of the standards and practices of the US legal system worse than the alternative of the admins just holding absolute power and doing whatever they feel like?

>>161859514
http://www.byond.com/games/Exadv1/SpaceStation13

So should I just play on /tg/'s server for now?
I got pretty addicted to this now that I'm finally understanding how to play a good half of the roles.

>>161857987
Why does the preview of each second show characters but right at the start they move off screen?

>>161859906
I'm not sure if /tg/'s server, d20station, is around anymore.

>>161859939
It's one of those 360 videos. Click and drag to look around

>>161859906
Go on the forum, make some sort of thread to get through the bunker, I forget exactly where
>>161859939
It's a 3D video, click and drag to rotate.

god tier
>double agents
>nuclear

good tier
>malfunction
>autotator
>tatorchan

okay tier
>blob
>ragin mages
>extended
>blob

bad tier
>revsquad
>wizard
>cult

shit tier
>vampire
>changeling

why does this mode exist tier, it would work better as a button
>heist

>>161860007
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=2311&start=10
This is the thread.
And yes, I posted. I'll wait patiently, I'm just wondering what server to preoccupy my time with until then.

why cant i join the server

>>161860134
Honestly, if you're looking to expand your spess experience, try something different than us. Urist is high-RP, CM is a complete overhaul, Traitor Deathmatch is just test-your-might with respawns, even Hippie is a good way to experience actual hell for a few minutes.

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>>161859240
because "it doesn't work without them"
as in people can't get their greentext or make epic greentext stories about themselves or generally pat themselves on the butt if it's pure anarchy
the community in general is pretty autistic and plays the game to fill some kind of serious social void as opposed to "hey this is a fun video game with a social aspect let's play it and not be retarded" so servers that advertise themselves as rule free aren't touched with a ten foot pole by 90% of the people who play this game on the reg

somebody is going to pretend to yell at me over their 4chan posts and make faces at their monitor for saying this but that's the gist of it. it really isn't that hard to follow the basic rules we have in place.

>contentinformsreality got banned

Wasn't he the guy who would always go on OOC tirades about how shitty his personal life was?

>>161860175
Pomf put the panic bunker up. You need to ask an admin to let you in.

Try the Discord.

>>161859240
>falling for the "le 4chan is epic chaotic evil" meme
Go back to /b/.

>>161860410
whats discord

>>161860130
>nuclear

>I like 20 minute rounds or 2.5 hour rounds and don't like anything in between

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>>161859817
Judging by what went down we're only adhering to the "cash bribes only" clause so I don't know dude. What difference does it make?

>>161860130
>why does this mode exist tier, it would work better as a button
>summon magic/summon gun wizard

>>161860468
POOL IS CLOSED

>>161860130
>god tier
>>double agents
stopped reading th-
>good tier
>>malfunction
kys

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>>161860316
PSSHhHH
FUCK YOU!!@!!!!
FUCK
YOU
You think you're so cool ;^) listen kid welcome to 4chan FUCK YOU
FUCKING RETARD GIGANIGGER YOU DON"T KNOW ANYTHING HMNGKJ FKN
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
GO BACK TO /HIPTI/

I disagree with you, but respect your opinion, anon

>>161860468
Chat utility like IRC.
Here's the coder discord: https://discord.gg/RkEVJ

>>161860468
Here's the actual, non-coding, active discord.
https://discord.gg/HQA4Mhm

is theres till bug where chef food can be deleted with spray bottle?

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>>161857987
Repeat after me.

SS13 3D MOVIE!

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>>161859996
>>161860007
>my.fucking.face

>>161861305
that's not a bug, it's polyacid

>>161861773
>>161861609
>you can actually see the singulo coming down the hall before the shutters close

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coming soon:
* deathsquad holomaps now track the location of their marauders. Never forget where you parked it ever again.

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* also ERT uniforms at last, fit with their own holomap chips, the markers update depending on the helmet the users wear.

Welp, first time being a queen and I fucked it up royally. Had fun though.

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I NEED AN ADULT

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The Art

Kills

The Artist

>>161863978
DELET THIS

>>161863978
Bet you liked it you fucking slut!

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Little comfy place to listen to the station go to hell from.

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>82 people
The price we pay for our sins.
The secret club is dead for the next 4 months.

>>161863520
>>161863706
noice

>>161864120
At least Pomf turned the bunker on so we're not going to soar above 100.

>>161864114
Shame that the mortar was invisible.

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>>161863996
>Most successful ling was one who succ'd his victims in art displays and showed them to security.

>>161864184
Yeah, original plan was to make a chem lab and sell my wares, but in the end I had to settle for a hideout.

>>161864152

I don't think it's on.

>http://game.ss13.moe/logs/2016/12-December/04-Sunday%20admin%20only.log
>control+f "new player"

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>>161864187

>>161864334
Pomf told me he turned it on though.

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>have to try 4 to 5 times to get a power out of a injector

>>161864413
Genetics is done much, MUCH, MUCH faster and simpler and better with a live guinea pig
Instead of making 5 block injectors, you just pulse them 5 times

NORMIES

LEAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

to that random assistant who found me on the roid, sorry for not leading you to safety earlier! I hope you got revived, I saw the mime alive later but I don't know if you did.

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>Be ling
>Oh alone in medbay
>Time to start making the mix then chloral
>Suddenly co-workers fucking everywhere
>Greytide starts stealing shit or something
>Security all fucking over
>Co-worker wants to help with meds
>Can't do shit
>Sneak in chloral-sleep toxin production in the seconds I'm not observed
>Grab syringe gun when noone's looking
>Grab tools
>Go into maint
>Not 10 seconds after a secguard wants to search me
>Auto-injector him then shoot him with the syringe mix
>Borg out of nowhere
>Oh a facehugger got him
>Drag him through medbay
>Surgery fucking full of people
>Fuck it through maint to ghetto surgery
>Another fucking security officer the moment I go in
>Juke his tasers and shoot him
>Another fucking sec guard
>Stuns me
>ANOTHER SEC GUARD comes
>Stuns the officer that stuns me
>While they're stooging another fucking security officer arrives

Jesus fuck how many sec officers was there this round?

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>>161864334
>5~6 new ckeys
Hmm

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If there were a food golem, what would be the microwave recipe of every limb?

>>161864594
Were you the one that put chloral in the arrivals snacks?

>>161864705
No

I just wanted to be your friend, xeno queen sama.

>>161864672

legs are noodles

arms are bread

head is a pie or some thing

chest i dont know

>>161854123
All you have to do is overeat since you can't get fat. Plus you're already a fucking super effficent miner and can mine forever as long as you avoid combat and don't blow yourself up.

>>161864672
You'd make the mother of all tacos
and when someone processes the chemical inside they'd proc a call for a ghost to become a 'food baby'
the host becomes obese until they puke up a food golem

>>161864594
Were you the birb? Did you decide to leave with my carepackage?

>>161865274
Nah. Was annoyed with the whole situation and just got lased to death after requesting leave.

>>161865369
saw you succ someone in perma, senpai. also why didnt you monkey out through vents?

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>you can't make people younger/older
>but you can make chems out of eletricity
Really gets your neurons working

>>161865435
He didn't need to monkey out, he had a space suit on, and also I brought him ANOTHER space suit and a belt of sec weapons

>>161865580
I'll code it if you can convince me one reason this is good for gameplay, and also you have to make sprites for every single clothing item so that they'll fit the child sprite.

>>161865580
pregnancy mechanic when

>>161864940
Alright, but help me differentiate the right and left limbs recipes.

>>161865580
>you can't make people younger/older
there's absolutely a disease that makes people older tho.

>>161858835
Wouldn't changeling be traitor+ling?

>>161865580
>make someone smaller than the <32x32 pixel sized sprite

How even

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>>161865773
Never

>>161865773
BABYS FOR BABY DAY OUT WHEN

>>161866000
Scootaloo sized

Also Scootaloos never ever

>>161865736
It's just monkeying but without becoming non-human and losing your hability to comunicate, also-
>and also you have to make sprites for every single clothing item so that they'll fit the child sprite.
Y-you too.

>>161865773
FUCK OFF

>>161865945
Does it makes your hair go white, slower and shit?

>>161866160
THEY'RE COMING

>>161866160
There wouldn't be enough space to put in any details whatsoever, not even eyes.

>>161866196
Well, you could make them wear monkey clothes only.

The only problem is that after like 18 months of monkey clothes being a thing, we only have the bartender outfit, cult outfit, and thunderdome outfits.

>>161865580
>image

You've been watching Toonami lately I see

>>161865580
Vox Raiders are all teenagers in the code. As young as 13.
Not like it matters because not only is the "age" variable completely fluff, but you can't even check a mob's age, just medical records (which raiders obviously don't have)

>>161867250
Our resolution is so low you wouldn't be able to see any characteristics of age anyway

So my toxins bomb was a fluke. I mixed the plasma and oxygen so it was 33% plasma and 66% plasma, then I heated the mix until it was a few thousand degrees C, and then I took the plasma out of a tank, put a little bit more in, then filled it up completely with my heated mix. After that, I constructed the bomb and put the remote signaler and everything on.

When I launched it to the test site, it didn't blow up. I checked, and I guess it wasn't hot enough? Where did I go wrong?

>manage to speedclone like four people before the shuttle arrives
>they all die anyway