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Stop reaching the image limit early, you fucking autists edition

>Season 3 is live
>The rank that you receive after placement will be influenced by your rank from last season

>Also First Strike has been cancelled. Stop asking, you faggots

>Symmetra's changes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elN-QGyToxM [Embed]

>Official Website and Community
https://playoverwatch.com
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/

>Live Patch Notes
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752015856

>PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20379410

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Some shitty discord only autists care about
https://discord.gg/Mzpx4Yh
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cutest and best pairing
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>>161802846
Jamison Fawkes!
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This will be canon and there is nothing anyone can do to stop it.

Hope that holiday event is worth this reveal.
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finally
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blueberry
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>>161802934
sauce
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>>161802934
I want to hold her hand while she poops on my face.
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Any leaked pictures of christmas skins yet? Also when is it staring, will it be this thursday?
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What hero should they remove
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Daily reminder to be nice to us healers. We only want to help :)
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What is this???
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>>161803045
sombra
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>>161802846
I want to breed with Mercy!!!
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>>161802846
Reminder: Angela "Mercy" Zeigler is pure and NOT for sexual
>Reminder: Angela "Mercy" Zeigler is pure and NOT for sexual
Reminder: Angela "Mercy" Zeigler is pure and NOT for sexual
>Reminder: Angela "Mercy" Zeigler is pure and NOT for sexual
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>>161803082
Looks like that thing from The Abyss or Event Horizon.
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Moms!
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>>161803082
what map is this?
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>>161802846
So what's the actual bump limit on /vg/ threads. Seem to see new ones only once we reach 250 images.
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>>161803185
Oasis.
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>only just noticed that Tracer's deffault skin is unironically "Black and Tan"

Never picking this limey slag again, Chuky Ar La
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>finish master
>do my first placement match
>matched with 5 plat
>they all pick dps and one guy widow
why is this legal
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>>161803082
A WW2 underwater mine.
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>In placements
>Won 5 lost 2
>Next game
>Every single fucking person on my team is under level 100 besides myself
>Most are around the 20-50 range
>The enemy is fielding a team of all over level 100, some level 200 with 1 guy not over 100.
>The enemy has some already calibrated plat players.
>I have a gold player.

I was fucking robbed. What the fuck kind of teams are these?
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>I'm that guy that gets gold elims, damage, and objective time every match

>I will never ever climb out of this 1900 hellhole

I shouldn't have tried to play my first post-rank matches with my shitty friend, and now I'm paying the price. Someboy help.
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Is the dps role the one with the most retarded players?
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>>161803465
dude shut the fuck up, atleast you dont queue into 4 top 500 players that are stacking together while im still in placements at 4-4
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>>161803465
>level
>meaning shit
sometime I have high level who are gold in qp/arcade
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>>161802846
Overwatch Christmas update is when?
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>>161803558
Yeah, it's the role everyone wants to play, but requires the higher skill ceiling to actually contribute to the victory.
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when's the christmas event, i'm dying of boredom
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>>161803717
Tuesday, probably.

If not, then the tuesday after that. It's like waiting for GTA V to update all over again
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>>161803082
Omnium central processor.
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>playing hitscan hero
>miss everything
>play Zeny
>become god of death
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>>161803917
aim vs. spam
projectiles are more forgiving and they crush clumped, bad, predictable players
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>>161804075
o-oh
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Remind me to never play 4 am competitive ever again. I have ooga team booga now because of it, but I know its my fault for not carrying the team.
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>>161804075
What about leading the target?
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>attacking eichen first choke as zen
>kill both supports and a dps in 10 seconds with M2

WHO STANDS STILL IN THIS GAME

WHAT
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>hanzo-junk-reaper in party
>"pick 2 tanks and 2 healers for us"
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>>161804407
just pick widow
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Cutest and best pairing
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>>161803623
Level shows how much you've played. A level 20 does not have the map understanding of a level 200. A level 20 doesn't understand matchups as much as a level 200. A level 20 doesn't understand niche interactions like a level 200.
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>>161803842
>>161803717
>>161803639
I'm going to quit the game if no slutty elf Mercy or a decent Winston skin
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Is it me or is Matchmaking a little bit better?
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>>161804590

>went 5/5 in placements
>placed at 3490
>now almost grandmaster after 10 games

It's just broken in a different way
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>>161804546
We're gonna get:
>REIN(deer)hardt with either a giant candy cane hammer or just decorated hammer
>Santa Torb
as the legendaries and one more for someone else, others are just epic colors, screencap this
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>>161803616
You're an idiot. Placements don't mean anything if you're getting matched with top 500 players. iddgq went something like 6 loses 2 draws and 2 win and placed 4421
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>Placements
>6 wins, 3 losses, 1 draw
>2013

What happened? There's only one match I can think of where I didn't get at least one gold.
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>>161804768
It's just an RNG man
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>>161804768
>Anything gold or low plat and lower is getting spread out across lower ranks. Anything higher is basically your S2 ranking.
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>>161803079
You healsluts need a bit of cuddling and hugging.
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if you think about it D.va is like a hot dog
The MEKA is a bun and Hana is the sausage
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>>161804521
This is a new one, right? It's nice!
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>>161803079
Then get some fucking game awareness & positioning. I swear healer mains are the worst no game sense.
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>Nicely climinb without any problems so far

Man I'm scared it's going to shit the bed anytime soon now.
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>>161804882
I want to spread my sauce all over the sausage
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>>161803465
I am level 30something and in diamond. Fight me.
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>>161804986

Take me with you.
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>>161804813
But I was Diamond last season. Placing me that low for 3 losses is bullshit. I can't carry 100% of the time.
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>placements
>everyone is communicating and planning shit
>out of placements
>silent except when blaming others
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>>161805032
you're making me scared anon
I've been losing 4 games in a row with the same fucking useless plat premade in my team every time
I was diamond last season and finish with at least 3 gold per game
If i'm gold I'm seriously going to kill myself
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>>161805032
>>161805092
Even if you get placed gold you can climb super fast. I have been playing Zarya/Rein/Lucio gaining 50-70 and losing 12-25 SR. Don't sweat it.
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>When you get the same guy 4 games in a row.
>When he says it's everyone else's fault he lost despite doing fuck all for the team except die
>When you finally go autistic and just start shouting thru your microphone about how shit his heals are, switch to a healer, and out heal him.
>"Brah why the fuck you so mad for, we won the game.
I know I was in the wrong, but god did screaming at him feel so good.
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>3v3
>entire team is shit

nice
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>>161805183
Good.. Good, let the hate flow through you.
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>>161805217
>entire team
>including (you)
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It's comp and we already have 2 healers and 2 tanks

Who can I contribute with as someone who can't aim for shit
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>>161805220
I prolly woke up my neighbors, but that's ok, they are always fighting at 3 am anyways.
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>>161805326

Reaper
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>>161805326
Third tank/Emo faggot
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what rank is 'good'?
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>>161805326
Third tank

2/2/2 is a gold shitter strat
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>>161805326
Mei
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>>161805183
Was he playing Mercy? Good god I swear to fuck every single game I've been in our only healer has been Mercy every single fucking time.
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>>161805374
YES, a mercy with a green skin.
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>>161805183
>get a complete shitter who blames everyone on voice chat and does retarded shit
>queue again and get him in the enemy team
>completely demolish him over and over
>"Sorry X was on your team :^]"

Best feeling.
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>>161805416
>green skin
>not the witch skin

What the fuck, and I hope you showed him up with Ana.
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>>161805353
Post more Overwatch asians doing cute things images
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>>161805508
I showed him up as lucio of all things, and despite having my heals and his auto heal he still died a ton.
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>>161805353
anything below 5001 is garbage
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>>161805572
Well Lucio is fine too but I would have preferred Ana.

>and despite having my heals and his auto heal he still died a ton
Of course he did, Mercy is a little bitch and can't do shit unlike Lucio.
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NEW SKINS FUCKING WHEN

W
H
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>Go 7-3 in placements
>Had a 4 game win streak and a 2 game win streak.
>Never lost more than 1 game in a row.
>Placed low gold
>Below my final and season high S2 rating.

Thanks Blizz
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>>161805513
>jiangshi Mei never
I'm not up to date on my Korean mythology, what's D.va supposed to be?
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>>161805013
Are you going to bring your premade to this fight? How many people you got with you?
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>>161805617
I can't aim to well, I just stay away from snipers in general and genji. I usually like to tank and can heal pretty well, I just know that even with good heals it isn't enough to win a game.
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They are taking the objective, stop them!
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>Be Zen
>Only healer on the team
>Still get over 20% team damage
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>>161805513
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>>161805762
Who gives a shit about damage?
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>>161805353
>Anything below my rank is brain dead monkey tier.
This is usually the standards for /owg/.
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>>161805715
I only queue solo and have nobody on my fr list because I am autistic and can't into friends.
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>>161805679
Traditional Korean men's clothing
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>>161805679
Korean death angel, called sasin or something

I thought she was dressed as a pilgrim at first
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>play quickplay before comp to warm up
>30 kills - 0 death, 4 gold McCree
>now afraid of karma and can't play comp becuase I'm sure it'll be a terrible shitfeststeamroll
i just wanted to win some comp games ._.
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>>161805353
Anything below the top 500 is trash. If you are more common than 1 in 1000 you are garbage and there is nothing special about you.
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I still love you
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>Brawl in Nepal
>Village
>Fighting it out in the hut with D.va when Enemy D.va comes in with the Self-Destruct
>All ready used my boost to chase down the Lucio inside
>Aha! I'll use my own self-destruct the moment I get hit with hers to keep enemies off of the point for the last few % needed to win!
>mess up timing so that I wind up eating her self-destruct when I eject
>But the remains of the enemy team mistook her explosion for mine, so they run back into the point to take it only to realize too late that my MEKA is yet to explode
>they all die, I get POTG

This comp season is off to a good start.
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>>161805967
Interesting. Thanks, anon. I thought she was at first glance too
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>>161806043
Y-you too Hana
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Your current SR in Season 3
http://www.strawpoll.me/11794772
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why do I think it's worth to solo ult a zarya as pharah when she hasn't used her shield yet

i have no discipline to not shoot that shield
i always tunnel vision a player and refuse to lock on to another target especially if its mei

how can I learn
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Is the new Symmetra viable?
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Any Australians around Silver/Gold who wanna duo queue some comp? I'm a Widow main so don't bitch when I pick her
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>>161806319
What's your SR?
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>>161806247
is it reinhardt or pharah talking?
because both love justice
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>>161806365
1752
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>>161806303
This is gross whats the source
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>>161806378
Justice is lost
Justice is raped
Justice is gone
Pulling your strings, justice is done.
Seeking no truth, winning is all,
find it so grim, so true so real.
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>every update since launch has nerfed high skill heroes and buffed low skill heroes
>every update since ana has only solidified the strength of 3/4 tank comps
>sombra is shit in the tank meta
>blizzard will never ever nerf ana
why didn't they just make a MOBA?
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>>161806450
maybe they should just add a hero who deals more damage the more HP you have
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>>161806450
>dreamhack winner was 4 dps
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>>161806303
what a disproportionate body
3d women truly are the most disgusting type of women
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>>161806410
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Why can I only have fun playing with D.Va?
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>>161802846
Do you guys know how I can connect to NA servers?

Im connected to Americas but I get connected to SEA, which is full of Korean hackers at around masters level.

I'd rather have 150 ping and support than to play in compet right now honestly.
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>>161805032
What was your highest rank in season 2?
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>it's a "healer gets butthurt things aren't going 100% their way and switches to hanzo/widowmaker" episode
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>>161806781
>It's a retarded DPS won't bother to turn around and shoot the Genji chasing me around in circles 5 feet behind them then get mad when I switch to a character who can deal with it since I get no time to heal them with 3 flankers crawling up my ass anyway episode
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Step aside, best husbando coming through.
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>>161804645
>tfw a Hanukka Torb and a Santa Rein would make more sense in my vision
Why can nobody imagine the lovely ol "DON'T WORRY MY FRIENDS, I AM YOUT SHIELD" and "I'M GETTIN OLD BUT I'M NOT DEAD YET" being Santa?

And seriously, what's more "gotta farm dem shekels!" than torb? Reaper's Jawbreakers?? Nah
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>>161806571
Its the boosters

Its fun to fly and ram people
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>>161806924
wrong
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I play with a friend, he mains heals and I do the dmg. we are both new to the game only played qp.

After placements I got into gold and he got into mid bronze, now we can't play comp wtf how did this happen?
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>20 yrs old
>Still live with parents
>No job despite applying to more then a dozen locations
>Relationship with parents is starting to become strained
>Just want to move out and get away from it all
Even if I found a minimum wage job in pretty sure it won't be able to cover the cost of even the shitiest apartment.

Least I'm not a virgin xd

Keeping it OW related
What's your current rank?
3308
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Do you think any of the overwatch girls have dongs?
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guess the amputeefags were right
Pharah is a cyborg
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>>161807028
Thank you for providing an example of an inferior husbando
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What's the lag like playing on US servers from the UK? I'm getting tired of playing with people who can barely speak English.
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>play with friends
>lose
>solo q
>win
hmm
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>>161807178
>he thinks NA servers are any better
HAHAHA
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>>161806883
And that's why I'm a Zen main.
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>>161806512
And yesterday EnVyUs won with 100% D.Va-Soldier triple tank meta

except the last match in their 4-0 stomp on defense when Lucio swapped to Winston just to sit on Genji
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I play Symmetra on on console in masters matches

I've lost almost 100 rank points, but I can't stop.
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>>161807118
>least i'm not a virgin

keep saying that when you are 30 anon
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>>161807206
I stopped playing with friends ever since I saw that every time I left for a week or two and came back, they had dropped 200-300 SR. Since they were supposed to be the "DPS players", it sent a signal to me that I will probably find better players by just queuing solo at my own rank.
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>tfw you finally figure out roadhogs spray pattern
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>>161807225
I know a little Spanish so it should be a bit better at least.
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>tfw you go 4-4 for the day in masters
>tfw you play soldier every game and hate yourself for having shit aim
>LITERALLY
>SHIT
>AIM
>tfw overbuff says you're top 1% damage, top 1% accuracy, top 1% eliminations, top 1% killing blows soldier
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>>161803240
COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN
SHOW YOUR WIFE HOW YOU WON MEDALS DOWN IN FLANDERS
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>tfw i want to play comp
>its sunday
>remember that all my loss streaks in S2 were on a sunday

help
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>haven't' been able to complete a 3v3 match because people keep quitting after 1 round
I just want my loot.
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>>161807178
>always said americans and britbongs are culturally inept for being capable of one (1) language, or even 0.8 in some cases
>now with brexit and globalism falling apart, nobody gives a shit anymore about the most simplified of neo-latin languages
The future is now, old man
It's time to be less of a retard to communicate with the world. Nobody tolerates your EZ-mode anymore.

Payback time feels so good.
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>>161807530
I am a tank/support player mostly, but sometimes I have to pick DPS since this is what is needed in the team comp. The sad part is how well I do compared to a lot of "DPS mains" in my teams, especially on Soldier/McCree. Considering how much easier it is to carry as a DPS I might just focus on learning how to aim better and just instalock the FOTM DPS hero.
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>>161807648
Don't play comp on the weekends.
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>>161806781
>It's a dps are too busy tickling tanks to help the Ana keeping their ass alive so I have to protect her from Genji with Lúcio and his shit damage episode
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>>161807769
climbed from 3500 to 3850 yesterday though, its just sunday that i have problems with.
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>wonder if I should buy this game
>look at some "top ranked" streamers
>5vs5 retards jumping and shooting to the air for 2 minutes till someone gets hooked
>what is aim
>what is turning around
>tunnel vision
>the actual fight ends in 3 seconds
Nnnn
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Who here hopes for Doomfist to have a heal so we can have a 5 tank + Ana meta?
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>>161807796
>5vs5
Well 6vs6, watever
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Why the fuck does a team under level 50 get matched up against multiple 300 players?

Don't give me the "level doesn't matter" bullshit because if you've played enough to get to level 300 of course you're going to be better than some guys just starting out.
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>>161805353
Honestly? Because of the way SR works now, REAL good players should have an easy time getting to grandmasters, that means master will become the new diamond (((((elo hell)))) and diamond is where the slighty above average player will dwell. In short: You have no excuse to not be at least Diamond now.
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It was pretty easy to get master after calibrating ~3300 this season but getting top 500 gonna be impossible when so many players already calibrated with 4000+.
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>>161807874
>she is so fat the fucking thing is ripping out around her cunt
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>>161803917
Projectiles have more forgiving hitboxes. It's the reason why Seagull is a pro Gengu but you never see him playing hitscan. He simply cant.
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>>161807863
I'v level 200 and I have a higher rank than 500s or 600s.

Level doesnt matter, anon.
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>tfw deleted my entire bnet friends list
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>the rank that you recieve after placement will be influenced by your rank from last season
right
>season 2 be a shitter and get placed low gold
>git gud with lucio and crawl to plat by carrying teams on koth
>"At least I won't have to go through that again this season"
>go 6-3-1 in placement, lost last game because the three stack on my team tried to do the rein, mercy, bastion combo
>placed low gold
At least I can grind competitive points climbing back up, right?
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>>161807996
After a point it stops mattering but I guarantee you learned some shit in the last 150 or so levels that you never knew at levels 20-50
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>>161807903
This, considering the entry to the top 500 was 4100 at the end of the season (eu).

The entry should be around 4300-4400 once top 500 is enabled in 2 weeks
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>>161807863
I was in master when I was level 40 meanwhile you had level 300 in gold.
some people play without learning.
My brother played dota2 for 8000hours and he still don't understand you have to last hit creeps and towers, he just auto attack creeps until they die even if don't get the last hit
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why do all the trash faggots play supports? fucking dumb subhuman piece of shit healslut mercies that wont ever switch and do retarded solo reses just before the enemy team recovers from team wipe and comes to fight us, dumb faggot and his whole family (and their family and so on) need to be sent to a slaughterhouse and executed PAINFULLY by a mexican drug cartel / ISIS. im not mad, i just dont like it when i have dumb retards who lose the game just because they cant press one button.

i dont know how it is on master yet, but i wish healers didnt fucking exist in this game or at least got disabled until grandmaster.

always the support who ruins the fucking game. fucking dumb zenyatta who solo ults just to try and hold the objective, or the less common one, the one who ults when he gets low hp. PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOTS! also ITS THE ZENYATTA AND LUCIO PLAYERS who dont even watch the kill feed, they waste their fuckng ults when there is like one enemy left. HOLY FUCK, come on, u dumb fucker, why are you so dumb lol?

id rather play ALL my games full dps + tank , without fucking support, than all the games ive played with support and lost (and some won, because they dumb fuckers got carried)

ana no complaints about her mostly, piece of shit OP character that needs to be deleted because she makes the game more repetitive and boring. an ult that buffs ults is fucking retarded. but there are a lot of dumb faggots who solo heal as ana and expect someone to pick support. u dumb shit, its ur fault if nobody is picking support and ur staying ana.

MERCY, ZENYATTA AND LUCIO PLAYERS = DUMB FAGGOTS, SHITSKIN ISLAMIST INVADERS RESIDING IN FRANCE/GERMANY/SCANDINAVIA FAGGOT TRASH FUCKING MONKEYS, GO BACK TO ASIAN SERVERS, FUCKING ARAB SCUM!
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>>161807148
There are literally hundreds of videos implying that they do.

https://cs.sankakucomplex.com/data/19/48/19489d70828c7fe6e0e84cf277209f81.webm?5451639
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>>161807794
Well in that case, don't play Sundays.
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>>161804220
isn't an issue when you're tossing tree trunks at people
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>>161807829
Whatever.
Still hope one day there will be a leap-and-glide-down class for countering pharah.
Basically a flying flank as a side element to pharah being flying offense.

Not that I have a hard time with Pharah, as Zen main it's like trapshooting to me, I just think someone to question Pharah's position as Queen of the air would stir shit up, in a good way.

Maybe some shit like an ultrasound sensor reminding of hanzo's arrow or so, to make it another useful as recon too, because currently Hanzo and Widow are the only recons, and they're not really the type you send out to be scouts.
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>>161808108
>>161807996
Every game with this level difference ends up with me getting completely steamrolled. There's no reason these people should be matched against level 10-50s.
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clipstwitchtv/gosutv_ow/SuperGalagoOptimizePrime
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>>161808230
I was referring to Zenyatta.
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>>161808108
Im calling bs unless you show his steam.

8000 hours puts him on the same level as the hours Pros put in
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>>161808237
They're matched against lvl 1-50 because they're still skillwise lvl 25.
Look, I just reached lvl 24 and I am THE ONLY lvl 24 among a minimum of lvl 50 (mostly 90-150) because others tought me the little hints and tricks about the classes to have an incredible learning curve.

Lvl doesn't matter, anon. Sometimes I wipe my ass with a lvl 100, on other days a lvl 56 has me for breakfast.
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Really makes you think huh?
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>>161808393
>complete steamroll where my 1 kill is gold halfway into the game
>level 25 skill
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>>161804937
Oh sorry anon! I totally forget to switch my beams sometimes. I get all distracted wielding the staff and get lost when none of my team mates are around.
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I pray that D.Va gets a Christmas line that's just as Genki as "Heppi Harraween!"
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So how's comp going for ya, /owg/?
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>>161808486
>Repeating older posts
Come up with your own lewdposting, jeez.
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>>161808424
Like the other anon said, other classes are low skill high reward while Rat is high skill high reward. I completely agree with him on Rat reminding of Demoman in TF2, and he was the same.
You can just go Mei and do a Ni-Hao on everyone, OR you can spend weeks learning to get a feeling for the ballistic vectors of the grenades.

Junkrat isn't shit. He's one of very few non-babbie classes and that's why he's supposed to be F-Tier. He actually expects SKILL from OW players, which doesn't compute with the OW community.

t. a Zen main with 750h in TF2
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>>161808512
I think all her lines are cute tbqh
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>>161808592
Junkrat is shit
17.5 m/s projectile speed is not workable in this game
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Who here not playing until Symmetra changes hit the main client?
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>>161808258
Beach balls then
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>>161808451
That's the fucked up matchmaking, not the lvl.

Others have a K/D of 3.1 on lvl 30, then there's lvl 250 with a K/D of 0.6
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>>161808592
>junkrat
>skill

not saying he is bad champ but what kind of skill? u stupid faggot. u can shoot in 1 direction and get kills as junkr easily up to master league.

all skill champ in overwatch= mccree, genji, zarya, ana, winston, roadhog, reaper, tracer, widowmaker
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>>161808592
Junkrat is fucking trash
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>>161808759
I know, it's the matchmaking I'm bitching about here.
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>>161808636

Very true.
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>>161808654
t. A MOBA-baby thinking he can find excuses in saying numbers

BALLISTIC CURVE, ANON

USE WALLS AND SHOOT IN THE AIR FOR NASTY SURPRISES, NOT BANG-BANG-BANG INTO THEIR FACE, MORON
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>>161808781
You need to be at least 18 to post on 4chan, motherfucker.
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>>161808828
t. Silver Junkrat main
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>>161808535
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>see the Legendary token explode out of the box
>hoping to finally have more than 3 legendaries (Siberian Front Zarya, White Widow and Young Genji) 3 characters I don't play
>it's more gold
My last 2 epics before this were also gold. I keep getting shafted with gold.
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>>161808892

>winning with Symmetra

I hate you so much
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>>161808881
I am still the Zen main with 750h in TF2
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>>161808828
As much as I love playing Junk there really is no reason to pick him over other DPS like Soldier or McCree or even Pharah, he is just too unreliable
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Speculation as to what everyone's Christmas voice lines will be?

>Reaper: "I'll deck the halls with your blood"
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>>161809050

Bastion literally just beeping and booping to "Jingle Bells"
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>>161809050

Widowmaker
>I'm checking my sights and checking them twice
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>>161808947
I will continue to see you guys as making up excused for lacking the skill to understand ballistic grenade launchers.

There were the same idiots back in TF2 saying "hurr demoman is useless and unreliable, scout is faster, soldier is more destructive" while you could watch a single demoman wipe 6 people in a 6v1 fight.

He is, again, HIGH skill for high reward, with a skill ceiling that is yet to be found.

But high-skill simply doesn't compute with OW "I suck so the hero must be broken" fuckers.

Just like morons think Symmetra is useless.
Yeah, totally, because the requirement to fucking THINK is simply fucked up and means the hero is broken.

And this is why I like Roadhog and Zen, I can feel free to not rely on the others just for fucking once not being idiots.
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>>161809218

>Just like morons think Symmetra is useless.

Not useless, just don't need much skill to play her.Literally just hold down the shoot button for her gun and have half-a-brain to know where to place her turrets and her teleporter.
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>>161809218
Overwatch has 20+ classes unlike TF2, there's no point trying to play a character that's not working when you could do better with another in that same situation, no matter your skill.
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>>161809050

>Oi luv! This is gonna be a right good Christmas it is! I'll be wakin up at 7 bongs to open me presents!
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>>161809218
He has the most cuckable ult in the game and cannot reliably damage anyone above him.

Picking Junk in anything above Silver is begging the enemy to pick Pharah and steamroll a victory.
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>just hit Masters

now I can retire, right guys? i am bestest boy gamer?
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>>161808538
Lewd?! Why would you say such a thing?
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>>161808943
And im a D.va main with 2348 hours on TF2, 909 on CSGO, 18 on Skyrim and 171 on the Witcher 3 so shut up
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>>161809320
Yeah, no, you wouldn't believe how terrible some Syms can be.
And then they blame it on you because playing an easy class must mean it's totally not their fault we fuck up.

As I said, for Sym you need to THINK, which OW players don't, and if people would try thinking, they would realize how hard they're fucking up.

Sym is the prime example for that kind of person "who is so stupid that you know they will never, in their life, realize they're fucking retarded compared to their peers, because stupidity and arrogance are best buddies together"
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>>161809050
>HO HO HAMMER DOWN
>MEIrry Christmas!
>You've been naughty.
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>Heppi Holidays!!!
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>>161809484

Wow, great job, Anon. You must be so proud of your accomplishments. Here, have a freaking medal.
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>>161809623
Don't make him believe I'm you, fuckface.

You could just add "not that anon, but..." or something.
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I only play torbjorn and I only play competitive.
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>be me
>play mostly Zen & Lucio
>be 3400
>play comp
>ilios
>guy instalocks Lucio
>no problem, pick Zenyatta
>good comp overall
>winning 50% to 0% but about to lose the point
>only Lucio alive on the point, the rest of the team is walking to the point from the ship
>watch the kill feed
>"Lucio -> McCree"
>"Lucio -> McCree"
>"Lucio -> Ana"
>We hold the point
>Type "How the fuck did you do that?"
>Lucio types ":^)"
>His dou que friend types "He good."
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Sex with Hana Song
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>>161809982
Isn't that Mei?
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>>161810059
I dont know tbqh, both mei and dva were listed

I like to think its D.va watching Mei undress
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>>161810059
Shhhhhhh don't trigger him, just let him keep doing his stupid little "I love Hana" thing all day, it's his personal kind of Tourette.
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>>161809902
>>be me
why mention this?

who else would you be you fucking newfag
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>>161810152
>be me
>look at your post
>my smile turns upside down
:(
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>>161810136
lol butthurt
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>>161809982
>claim to have waifu
>post someone else

Wow, sad.
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>Its another Soldier can't kill Pharah episode

oh boy, 42% win rate this season, is Master the new Diamond?
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>>161810210
>>161810059
Too skinny to be Mei
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>>161810201
You wish

I didn't reply to you yesterday, neither did I the day before. Why would you think I would suddenly care about you?
That logic reeks of desperate loneliness.
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>>161810274
Mei ain't fat.
I want slob lover to leave.
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>>161805513
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>>161808931
haters get zapped
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i want to suck the farts out of hana's tight little 19 year old pooper
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>>161807762
I'm in the same boat, is dps really that hard to play? soldier and reaper seem retardedly easy and effective

>Play tank/support almost exclusively
>We're getting wrecked because our dps can't kill shit
>decide to swap roles because what we're doing clearly isn't working
>pick autoaim 76 despite having around 1 hour total on him
>proceed to absolutely shit on them the entire way to victory

this is in diamond though so it's not saying much
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Won my first placement, at least I won't be 0-10.

Time to not touch competitive for another week.
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Is the prefer player feature useful
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>>161807732
English is the language of business around the world you fucktard. Everybody worth a ballsacks sweat droplet of salt knows it.
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>>161806781
huh. i do this a lot actually. am i a bad person?

quick play only.
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>>161810529
Same here
>tryhard shitters all over the place
>go tank/support nearly all the time because genji, hanzo, soldier and widow WILL NOT SWITCH and you know it
>mind that I really wanted OW because I fucking love Coop and teamplay games
>say "fuck teamplay if your team is a buncha retards"
>go reaper
>4 gold medals
>mfw I've been wasting all the time trying to be a teamplayer
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>>161807178
you might encounter chinks in NA servers that don't speak english at all.
>>161807732
why would they need to learn another language when they know the most important one by default?
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Is this good?
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>>161810894
Not if you're constantly getting 3+ gold medals.
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>>161810875
I just told you, it's losing relevance.

I'm german and I'm quite fluently speaking english, to the point of professors being bothered that I speak an american accent instead of that weird ox-kraut-accent we're being tought, and I believed that speaking decent english is just part of the modern generation (I'm 20), but no, surprisingly, with every generation, the average language capabilities get WORSE.

People stop giving a shit about english because the "glorious anglo empire" is dead.
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>>161811171
Every single good TV show and movie is in english though. Other language speakers have to live on shit tier low budget trash made in their country.
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>>161810875
>he doesn't speak at least 3 languages fluently

are you some kind of retard?
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>>161810720
>>161806781
>5 dps one support
>support switches to whatever
>dude why did you switch we lost because of you
erry time
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>>161811171
regardless of what your libertarian beliefs are english is still the lingua franca.
>it's losing relevance
no it's not lmao where'd you get your data from?
>>161811283
I speak english and spanish fluently, the only languages that are important in my life.
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>>161811257
>what are translation
Do you seriously think GERMAN tv speaks english?
Or french (which will look at you like you just kicked their dad on the balls when you approach them with english) listen to english in their FRENCH tv?
I could go on like this all day.

And why can't you imagine that? Because you speak something between 0.7 - 1 languages. You lack perspective.
It's like asking someone who only knows the colors red and white to imagine a room filled with thousands of different colors and nuances.
The only thing he could think of is a thousand shades of red. His perspective is limited.

Speaking only one language makes you culturally inept, because with new languages, you also gain a new perspective, in a more esoteric manner, "you gain the ability to see depth because you can see with 2 eyes instead of 1"
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>>161811456
>he thinks his babby languages are more relevant than glorious chinese
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>>161810875
If you don't speak at least two languages fluently then you've had a shit-tier education and you probably live in the equivalent of a third-world country
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Can you not choose the same character in QP anymore?
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>>161811576
no, you have to go to the arcade and play no limits.
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I get mad when people use the i need healing button
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>>161811529
I've had a shit-tier education and still speak 2 languages fluently
there really is no exuse
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>Join comp game on Illios
>Go Lucio because my team all instalocked DPS
>We lose the first round in a complete lockout
>Convince someone else to switch to Lucio
>Pick Solider
>Have gold elims and damage under a minute into the second round
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>>161811519
>almost 3 times more native speakers
>china's gdp is 10 times lower than america's

wow surely chinese is the language of the future
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>>161809902
High ceiling bruh
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>>161811508
>>161811508
>Do you seriously think GERMAN tv speaks english?
No, but then again I wouldn't want to watch German TV in a million years, it's garbage.
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>>161811643
You can use it as a support while looking at others to say "come to me for healing!"

I spam it THROUGH THE ENTIRE MATCH as Zenyatta because tryhard shitters with their worse-than-a-goldfish-memory need to be constantly AND I MEAN FUCKING CONSTANTLY reminded that they will not receive heals unless Zen can see them.

FUCKING
CONSTANTLY

DON'T PRESS IT AND THEY IMMEDIATELY FORGET IT

AFTER 4 MINUTES OF SPAMMING

FUCK
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>>161811643
I usually don't mind it, but it's infuriating when they ask for heals in a place that's unreachable for me and refuse to leave it
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>>161811756
are you literally me
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I'm going to jump straight into comp and instalock Mercy. If I lose I'm going to quit overwatch. Be back to post results
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>>161811717
>just bashed yet fookin stupididdy with the best bloddeh explanayshon oi could phrase
>WAAHHHHH GERMAN IS SHIT LET ME INSULT YOUR LANGUAGE WAHHH ;_;
Monolinguistic trash.
Everytime.
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wait, there really are people that only speak one language in this general? wtf
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>>161811849
>that pic
Saved.
Yes, I'm most probably you.

We should make a high council of Zen-mains and then clean up No Limits with ease
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>play Rein
>everyone walks 3 feet in front of my shield and then dies to focus fire
>"shit Rein"
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>>161811884
>this fucking german who thinks english is going to decline in use

someone seems butthurt that arabic will be the language of ze Vaterland soon enough
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>>161811884
There is only one relevant language in the world. English. I lose bothing by not knowing any other language. You disagree? What language are we having this conversation in motherfucker? Yeah, thats right. Fuck off with your shit tier languages that are literally only relevant in one country.
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Overwatch Confessions: Let's hear em.

I have never touched more than half the roster and I've been playing since its May release
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>>161811643
then heal you fat fuck
when I'm 10cm near the ana/zen with 5hp and they can't fucking heal me then yes I spam the heal button
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>>161811954
Here's a (you) to boost your self steem bilingual pal.
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>>161812021
>more ad hominem
Look, I'm an inheritant of the language of thinkers and poets.
Your language is literally the light version of mine, see >>161811519
>germanic, indo-european
With going full chav and slinging shit, you just elevate my sides further from this plane.

Mind that I KNOWLINGLY have a more delicate choice of words than you in your own mother tongue.

I'm playing you like a fiddle and you don't even realize it.
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>NA grandmaster is EU diamond
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>>161812136
I've never played Widow, Hanzo or Mei willingly. Only when they were chosen for me in random hero gametypes.
I regret nothing
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>>161811976
You have to actually walk forward bro.
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>>161807160
Mcmeme is the only husbando that aged like milk.
Everybody else like wine, which makes them better. well, technically reyes didn't age at all - he just died
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Do your best voiceline, /owg/!
Let's hear those cute voices!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HIf262POEW
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>>161809050
Reaper will probably have some line from christamas carol. Like 'bah, humbug'.
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>>161812485
>bah, humbug
THIS, would pay several hundred credits for
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>>161809401
Kek'd
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>its the middle of the daaaaaaaay


QUICK, EVERYBODY HIDE
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>>161812406
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EsBQSESaTs
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>>161811283
The best part about this picture, which you can't see because its been deliberately resized to hide it, is that the plug sockets aren't the American standard, so the picture has to be from Australia or Eastern Europe or somewhere.
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>>161812406
>>161812401
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KDNVnibWNc
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>>161812563
wow you caught on pretty quick Amerifat. that must be your fantastic public schooling education at work!
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>>161809050

I'm hoping for a Junkrat Grinch skin

>>161812485

Damn, that is much better. Would that make Tracer Tiny Tim?
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>>161812594
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Kd6qVR1T5g
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>>161812563
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>Sentenced to bronze purgatory even though I had top 95% percentiles across the board (Because I was high silver last season)
>Get 65+ elims, 5-8 deaths, gold objective time literally every game
>Cant carry these fuckers
>We have a bastion every game
>We have a torj every defense who just babysits his turret
>Tanks/healers will switch to retarded characters like hanzo/junkrat mid push
>Team gets regularly soloed 1v5 by a decent genji/pharah
>Cant help them because I am desperately trying to hang onto the objective since they(I) capped and then they all left
>Beg them to play the objective
>Silence
>Get on voice chat
>Im literally the only one there every game
>So fucking fed up with this horseshit
>Essentially tilted EVERY FUCKING MATCH as soon as I enter
>Have not ended a match with less than 3 gold medals in 20 games
>Try and get some kinda teamwork going and get told to STFU by bastion who is respawning because he walked into the open, went turret form and died before it finished
>Probably going to get muted soon because my frustration is so high I cant hold my tongue

Literally sapped all will to live. I played on my friends account who was diamond the other day and I held my own for 5 games (Won all 5) with a decent amount of medals.

I can't escape
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>>161812136
When I'm playing QP I normally go easy on the supports because it must suck to be them most of the time
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>>161807118
>xd

you deserve everything not going your way
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>>161812751
>literal bronze

hahahahaa
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>>161812632
No, like that anon said, tracer will be looking forward
>TO A LUVLY CHRISTMAS WAKIN UP AT 7 BONG IN THE MAWNING TO OPEN DOSE PRASENTS
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>>161812401
>Mcmeme is the only husbando that aged like milk.
What's it like being blind?

Young!Jack is objectively better desu
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>>161812751
play DPS and carry bro, you can do it.
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>>161805513
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if mccree is such a good shot, why can't he headshot with fan the hammer?
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>>161809050
Mercy will go
>something something mistle-toe
Or another female character, but I don't know which
Pretty sure there will be something mistletoe related
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>5/5
>2714SR
should I just kill myself
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>>161812883
I was playing DPS. I only switch to Roadhog if 76 and Pharah get taken (Which they were in round 1)

Literally 60+ elims a game
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>>161812921
THAT'S WHAT HIS ULT LITERALLY IS YOU STUPID FUCKING HALFLING
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>>161812921
Because spamming for headshots will ruin the point of McCree being all about having good aim
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>>161812924
?
why is everyone here so fucking hard on themselves when it comes to ranks? its not that hard to rank up this season so its not the end of the world that you placed in fucking plat of all places.
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>>161812921
If Soldier 76 has a high tech irl aimbot, why doesn't it go for headshots?
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>>161812678
>>161812594
>>161812406
I will say anything in 76voice for (You)s
>>
>games with off meta comps when everyone is keeping to themselves
>win
>games when someone starts complaining about the team comp before the game even starts
>loss even if we end up playing meta comp
Every time.
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>get annoyed against tracer mains that runs in every match i get
>ask for tips and people tell to go roadhog
>already been using him for quite a while and tracers can just blink in an instant by the time the hook get to her

am i just being tricked or something?
every tracer i encounter just know how to annoy a whole fucking team by doing hit & run and never use the skill to wind back, only the blink and the ult,
bitch either need a longer cooldown or 2 stacks
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if there is unlimited ammo in the overwatch universe, why even have clips?
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Junkrat can be pretty good on Attack. Certainly don't see them complaining when you have 3 or more gold.
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>>161812978
I was master
playing with retards is so fucking hard for your brain
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>feel when diamond supports neatly organize themselves into a firing line for you
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>>161813182
but none of the heroes use clips
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>>161813210
>Junkrat can be pretty good on Attack.
t. silver
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>>161812751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbKNDu5ds1w&list=PLQK0U-VgtxavhebCwgeYaeYjJiBOMq-dc&index=1

Do not make excuses. Look at this video. Look at this shit. Bronze players are so dumb you can pick a Pharah and they will never even think of looking up.
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>>161813215
why is a skeleton handling the mouse
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who is the best meme streamer? timthetatman just said 'cucked' on stream LOL, so i'm guessing it's him?
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>>161813210
Gold's mean fuck all honestly.
Junkrat can be good for choke pointes, but most junkrats just spam that shit and give the enemy Zarya maximum charge
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>Zenyatta had 9 orbs
>they're not just some kind of ammo, they're the physical form of Zenyatta's mind
>has a mag size of 20
>the amount of balls does not reduce per shot
What?
I don't-
I'm a Zen main and 20 is good, otherwise reloading would be way too frequent, but seriously...
What?
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>>161813247
Fine until you get a map with a roof over the objective
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>>161812136
I masturbate to Overwatch porn exclusively now.
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>>161812978
Because I'm better than the silver scum I'm matched with. I deserve to be in diamond
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>>161813430
i dunno dude, if you deserved diamond you'd probably be in diamond
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don't tell anyone, but i just figured out reapers PRNG spread
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what is the point of this character?
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>>161813495
He is the first retard filter. If you can't deal with him, you should be stuck wherever you are.
>>
CHRISTMAS

SKINS

WHEN

?
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>>161813495
bronze filter
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3v3 is so fun. Needs more maps though.
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>>161813331
The things you shoot are Omnic energy or some shit.

The balls are just vessels for that energy. They don't go anywhere.
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>>161813495
he's pretty good if you have aimbot.
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>>161813351
They all have windows, breh.
Just chill on the windows and do Guerilla warfare on them
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>>161813215
its ok
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>>161813626
Oh
OH
yeah that makes sense.
I mean, harmony isn't solid, discord isn't solid either, so destruction might be just as immaterial as the other two.
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How to fix Sombra :

* her hack (and emp) also disable weapons (or at least deplete the current mag and force a reload. Would slow Rein's swing speed)

* her peashooter now has a suppressor. Controlled spread, but more damage fall-off. The rounds fired are quiet.

* decloak takes less time, add a small damage bonus on back damage for a couple seconds after decloaking (doesn't apply if revealed via bumping or being shot when invisible)
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>"Don't be mad about the loss, at least it was a fun game!"

No, fuck you
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>>161813180
Tracer doesn't need a nerf, you need to get good.

Keep track of her cooldowns, predict the movement, and, you know, actually land your hooks.

Also: if she baits your hook but doesn't have any more blinks, you can still just one shot her.
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They really need to separate Frontline DPS and Flankers.

Soldier 76, Pharah and McCree are useful behind a Reinhardt. Tracer/Reaper/Sombra/Genji are not.

Reinhardt, D.Va, Winston and Zarya can tank enemy shots without charging their ultimates as well as shield allies from damage (with varying degrees of effectiveness). Roadhog cannot.

It's extremely misleading to newer players what is and what isn't an acceptable team comp.
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>>161813872
>300+ lvl
>not plat or above
Christ
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>when you realize why the overwatch community is so atrocious
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>>161813864
>how to fix Sombra
>just make her OP LOL!
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>>161813247

Friendly reminder, a player who is much much better than the team carrying himself out of that ranking is NOT an example of elo hell.

Elo hell is when you are better, but not better enough to carry entirely so you remain dragged down by teammates and matchmaking.
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>tfw new mouse
>aim like shit

It's so tempting to go back to my g400s
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>>161813982
>he thinks reaper should be played like a flanker
>he thinks reaper isn't useful behind a rein shield
holy shit I knew /owg/ is full of baddies, but that's a new low
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>>161814007
She'd still have to be in near-melee range to be efficient, her decloack would keep the audio callout.

It's OP if you don't care about your surroundings, which seems to be the case in most games I played.
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>>161814010
>Tfw rank 43/1990 in S1/S2
>Whatever, I barely play anything other than Grand Strategy and MMOs
>This season im rank 1200
>Not good enough to full carry, but good enough to outplay the fuck out of each individual player (Just not good enough to outplay everyone at once)

I wanna die
Cant wake up
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>>161814062
What did you get? I'm tempted to buy a new one, but I don't feel like my G100s is holding me back, and the only mouse I would really want is the G Pro which is too expensive.
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>>161813247
What a fucking cunt
>Hurrr I am a top 1% player
>Hurr I am SO MUCH better than these bronze shitters I am gonna talk smack and be a cunt
>OMFG I can carry lol these retards!
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Does a "good" mouse really make a difference in Overwatch? I'm playing with a shitty 10$ ones, and can keep a steady 50% accuracy on 76
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>>161814239

Mice cost are a complete bait, most "gaymer" mice are worthless.

All you need is a reliable sensor, and there are plenty of them out there.
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>>161812136
I haven't played Genji/Tracer enough at release so I'm probably top shit at them now.
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>>161813991
As a long-time "virgin, nerd, or other misfit", one thing I find weird about Overwatch is how all the players have simple, pronounce-able words as their names. There's no XX_SEIFER_420_XX. Everyone's named Lion or Blasto or Steve. Is that a normie thing?
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>>161814217
I saw that thing live on stream, I really didn't get the impression he was being a cunt or "talking smack".

And keep in mind he keeps carrying all the way to master.

Also,
>ster
>top 1%
It would be funny if it wasn't probably right.
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>>161813215
Lmao theres literally no sideways movement, you might as well have been shooting training bots, thats not impressive at all.
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>>161814239
If you're playing with low sensitivity, yeah, then you need a mouse with a sensor good enough to deal with high speed movement.

Beyond that? Not really.

If you're buying make sure you read reviews and opinion threads on forums, some otherwise decent seeming mice have some not instantly obvious issues.
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>>161814154
g403 prodigy, was thinking about the pro but this is similar in shape to the 400s
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>>161814442
pls don't feed the enumbre
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>>161812632
Junkrat is tiny tim obv. He even got the leg trouble.
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how do I use soldier? turn bloom on and fire in bursts?
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>>161806052
When you know you're going to deathbomb, glance at your health. When it hits "1" start spamming Q.

>>161807148
I sure hope they do!
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>>161812898
Was it rape?
>tfw will never get cornered and spitroasted by the young shimada bros in a dark alley
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>>161814467
It doesn't matter, the cuck finds every overwatch thread on both /vg/ and /v/ and posts his shit.
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>>161814519
make your reticle a circle, turn on bloom. only burst at long range, everything else just hold m1 and press m2 sometimes.
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Whats everybody's SR?
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>>161812857
>Young!Jack is objectively better desu
Shamefur dispray of inferior taste
>>
What Junkrat needs: a totally fucking ridiculous sticky bomb launcher that is so fucking good that it becomes his primary weapon and the grenade launcher is just there for the occasional pill
That and an actually useful ult, the first thing that came to mind was an explosive mayhem which focuses on a high volume of fire but then I realized that's basically just Pharah's ult.
Would a bunch of seeking explosives that operate autonomously be too bullshit?
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How did everyone's placements go?

I'm 3 wins 1 loss so far, and the one loss my team got tilted before the game even started lol.
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>>161814716

Wins and losses don't matter.

It's an unknown personal performance metric and your previous season/QP uncertainty/MMR.

Don't party for your games though, I've heard horror stories of people being dragged down.
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best heroes to increase mmr?
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Holy shit. Blizzard should increase max SR.
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>shitter friend got placed in bronze
>shit won't accept he's actually shit
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>>161811976
you are a shit rein if you aren't keeping up with your team
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>>161814323
You automatically assume misfits is a good thing.
It's the screeching kids called "TheUberWOVMROSÖVNRKDKNJRIFOHNELVLBLORGLXNEI_xXx_killersniper", they're misfits

It's the fat feminist cunt called "Kyu-T-Pi-sh0wIn-da-p4trchy-<333", she's also a misfit.

You forgot that human misfits are trash of the trash, and we are, too.
We're even worse than normies, but don't get this because we're tempted to become patriotic towards our own kind, which is only natural.

The ones who suck ass but are still fun to play with are normies because they DON'T have mental issues that make it impossible to cooperate. They're just stupid, that's it.
The sperglord from an echo-chamber, or us, from a Bangladeshian Carpetting Forum, aren't necessarily smarter just because they're/we're more fucked up.
Yes, smart people tend to be more fucked up but that's not vice versa, it's The Adventurer's Curse:
>one in a thousand sons of a villager successfully go out and become heroes
>logical connection: going on an adventure -> becoming a hero ----> every villager's son has at least a good chance to become a hero, like [person] and [person] and [person]
>this is false, but the other 999 who died right at the next day of their adventure can't prove it wrong because they're dead, and people only care about the people who speak up

And you always just hear about the uber-savants, but not about ordinary autists because nobody gives a shit about human trash.
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>>161814851
why? most players don't see the otherside of 3500, let alone 4500.
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>>161814901
>Adventurer's Curse
The name you're looking for is Survivor Bias.
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>>161814851
Blizzard should fix S3*

Max SR was not a problem in previous seasons, but in the 'every diamond gets free GM LOL! it makes them feel good and buy loot crates!' season, it is.
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>>161814985
Thanks, anon!
Noted for the future.
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>>161814558
>rape
>implying anyone would reject the Shimada bros wanting to spitroast you
Please.
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>>161814323

I made my name as short as possible because it's easy for people to address me in chat or voice.

If it's some incomprehensible word salad, then it impedes teamplay.

Not a normie.
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>>161814812
I'm actually curious about that because I played very few comp games, both seasons I basically only did placements and less than 15 games, I wonder if that makes my rating more volatile.

But I'm reasonably sure personal performance was already not important last season: first season I placed at 55 despite being new to the game, having shitty PC that didn't even get 60 fps, and being a general baddie. Second season? I played out of my mind on a hero I put hundreds of hours into in quick play, performed so well I didn't replicate it since, and still barely placed high gold.

Basically I'm almost sure my rank is going to be determined only by how much Blizzard decided to push plat players down, but we'll see.
>>
I want to have anal sex with Hana song.
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>>161814851
>highest rated roadhog player in the world
>not even top 3 best roadhogs in an actual tournament
SR is a joke.
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>>161814647
That receding hairline tho.
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>>161815059
>want to gang up with 2 others and play Hanzo, Genji and Zenyatta as the Shimada Trio
>know that that's basically auto-loss
So much for having some canon fun
>>
>Pick Lucio
>Someone else picks Mercy

What the hell is this? We dont need any more healers. Lucio is all you need.
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>>161813312
I just played a game with him, he's an annoying newfag.
I made him laugh though
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>>161815059
>>161812898
The best thing about this is that she's probably like 13 in these pictures.
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>>161813247
bronze now is different though, most people in bronze now were mid to high level gold players last season who got fucked by the new system.
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>>161813312
Tim's a baddie though.

Gods is by far the lulziest streamer who's also actually good but he doesn't stream nearly enough.

Shit even moonmoon's better entertainment than Tim.
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>>161815316
Can confirm he's not great
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>>161813312

I watched his stream for a bit and he's fucking unbearably loud and pretty obnoxious

how the fuck can anyone stand that shit
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>>161815229
>t. bronze
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>>161789205
you know what this means anon
you can have hot steamy no condom incest sex everydaywithout the implications of pregnancy. I bet shes gagging for cock too
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>>161815253
Pedo get out
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>>161815229
>Pick lucio at the same time somebody picks mercy
>a few seconds later they switch to hanzo and are useless all game
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>>161815413
>anyone in comp picking mercy
>>
strawpoll me/11795791/

SOMBRA BALANCE POLL.

strawpoll me/11795791/

SOMBRA BALANCE POLL.

strawpoll me/11795791/

SOMBRA BALANCE POLL.
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>>161815413
Bitch please. Mercy and Lucio is the worst fucking duo since you have 2 people that can't do damage for shit.
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>mfw 2 heroes outdps Bastion
>they're S76 and Widow
>only 10 more dps
>salt generator
>brutal in combos w/Rein
See my main yet?
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>>161815059
What the fuck are they playing that hanzo looks so scandalized?
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>>161815514
>thinking I'm fixing your link for you
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>>161815180
Never bothered me desu
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>>161808535
How do you make these??
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>>161815574
Hanzo?
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>"I'll just play until I lose a comp match"
>still going 6 hours later

wew
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>>161814323
it's because you don't have to pick a unique name on bnet.
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>>161815448
Are you guys talking about mercy?
False
She has no biological clock thanks to eternal youth

You'd still have to worry about her being able to shoot babies put when you're a grandpa.

I mean I WANT MY MAN JUICE IN HER EVERY DAY but from a realistic perspective...
>>
>tfw I have a fetish for off colored women but also for petite women

I don't know whose ass I want to die under more tbqh lads.
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>>161816215
Both
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>>161816174
Ahhhh remember the MMO days?
>select prefered name
>already taken
>add random numbers to it
>already taken
>pick a ridiculously odd name
>already taken
>just type QOHMRÖk29t74ocmsoejg59w9tfnampr and make a screenshot
>FUCKING ALREADY TAKEN
>WHAT
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>>161805959
FANG?
>>
>I ranked low gold
>Play with friend who ended last season low plat
>He finishes his placements
>fucking 1900something
What the hell is this? We won 6, lost 3 and tied one, he consistently does very well and always team plays and preforms, why did he rank like shit?
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>>161808424
lmao i played with this guy.
fucking trash and wont cooperate
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>>161816337
TWO MINUTES
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>>161810450
filename and that screencap.
cringe
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>>161815697
I still prefer his boy scout era but he still looks good now I will admit
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>>161816328

Mapelstory was the worst for that.
>>
Does anyone have the Ellowas WM webm but with sound? He removed the old one with sound
>>
I am NEVER playing support again on Comp.
EVERY single fucking match I lose, even though I'm healing nearly 16~20k every match. Fuck this
>>
>>161816804

Healing is often about knowing who not to heal.
>>
>>161816784
Statistically, Maple Story had the largest player base of all MMOs at some point

But that's probably because everyone had AT LEAST one smurf, if not several.

I doubt that fucking Maple Story was ever the most popular MMO
>>
>>161816787
http://rule34hentai.net/post/list/Widowmaker%20ellowas/1
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Those stats though. Damn, that was a good game.
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>>161816787
what does widow's butthole smell like?
>>
What is your favorite map from visual standpoint? Leave gameplay aspect aside
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>>161814851
Should I be a roadhog main?
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>>161816995
Oasis
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>>161816995
Ilios or Dorado
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>>161816878
This
Same goes to WoW, same goes to TF2
As a support, you're not everyone's bitch. Healslut RPers don't even play games, not to mention healers.

As a healer, your mindset is pic related.
You're retard filter #1, an enemy bastion is #2.

Your task is to refuse to heal the retards who won't do their job properly. They will blame it on you, you will kek at their retard salt, this escalates, the retard ragequits, you get showered in praise.
That's why "healer is an ungrateful job". Because you act like you have to clean up after everyone. You don't. You use heals on the most skilled players for them to not get ganked and lose the game.
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>duo in enemy team
>one is higher ranked, the other lower
>the higher level player dominates your team

what are you supposed to do in this scenario? please advise
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>Tfw you play Lucio so you dont have to worry about choosing which tards to heal
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>tfw you haven't been able to play a single game due to your internet connection
I swear, someone is stealing my bandwidth and I have no idea how they're doing it.
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>there are level 500s on the PTR
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>on my rank up to masters game
>get grouped with a bunch of unranked people
>Russia first point defense includes: Widowmaker, Torbjorn, Symmetra and Reaper

why you be doin this to me gaem

at least I only lost 16 points
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>>161817180
There was once a man in Activision who spent years and motherloads of cash just to solve this riddle. It was a struggle of mind and algorithm alike.
After getting fired from Activision, he still worked on it until the last bit of his energy and property was gone, which was 2 years and 3 months.
He hung himself in the room he was working in. But he finished his work.
Their was a neatly written and folded letter on his desk.
And what it said was lifechanging.
The letter contained the following:
________GIT_______GUD________
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>>161816592
It's the attitude mainly. Young 76 seems like a complete beta cuck. Old 76 is an alpha with a chip on his shoulder and a raspy voice and that's my fetish heving buns of steel helps too of course
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>>161817309
your ptr level is tied to your actual level
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>>161817452
Then why did I start on the PTR as level 1 with none of my shit unlocked?
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>>161816995
Ching chong tower
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>>161816994
3 weeks old Quiche Lorraine
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>you still take a penalty if you leave 1 second before Athena tells you that your team was defeated
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>>161817493
Did you just start playing recently? The difference between your PTR and live account can be months apart.
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>>161817236
>tfw someone instalocks lucio and you actually need to worry about contributing
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>>161805326
This shit has always made sense.

We don't actually know what kind of serum gave him his powers, it could have been a cocktail of nanomachines.
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>>161817306
Country and provider?
IT-guy reporting in.
I might be able to help you
FOR FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>161817663
Denmark
Doubt you can help me.
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>>161817663
>He does it for FREE
HAHAHAHAHA
thats really nice of you anon
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>>161817493
t. retard
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What is your least favorite map? Why do you dislike it
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>>161817576
>Lucio is low skill meme

Sure, any retard can contribute as Lucio, but a good lucio will be a bitch to kill, will rarely be on the floor, will stall points with wall climbs, will have mad boop plays, will setup plays with ult

I fucking die a bit inside when I see lucio's dying so easly and never speed boosting
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>>161817753
Literally all of the Attack/Defense maps are atrocious, excluding King's Row.
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>>161809050
Nah, not edgy enough.

>The worst gift I've received is my life.
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>>161817727
>Posting girls

Disgusting
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>>161817753
All 2cp maps because of how close defender spawns are on the second points.
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>>161817753
Temple of Anubis, worst chokepoints in the game.
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>>161812857
>Young!Jack is objectively better desu

No. Just no.
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>>161818020
You mean Eichenwalde
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>>161817753
Hanamura.
I have never had a game there that wasn't a roll on the first point then an endless slog on the second.
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>>161817753
anubis, I literally lose 90% of my games on that map and it's always a stomp
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>>161818020
Now i want a cybercamel
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>>161817763
It's not that he has an excessively low skill floor to the point that you'd need to be brain dead to fuck up using him

It's just that he can already do so much with minimal effort that anything more would really just be putting the cherry on his teammates' cake
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>playing Zenyatta
>screaming punctuated with sharp inhales synced with my orb reload
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>>161818134
This. Second point is a chore to get through.
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>>161818020
WE
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>>161817618
The full strip also shows McCree being hacked, and suddenly he can't do a combat roll anymore.
Does he have a hackable hip prosthesis or what?

>>161817720
Demmark, my neighbour.
Hm, then the answer might be similar:
Problem is, the contract says "you get a maximum of x Mbit", not that you will always get it.
The reason isn't kikes tricking you, it's that most connections under the street work like branches of a tree; on the end of your street, they all connect to one high-speed-cable. This is a lot more efficient and requires less destroyed and rebuilt streets than connecting every house individually to the network.
SO, the most likely issue you have is some uber-sperglord/douchebag in your street or house with an extremely expensive connection, constantly downloading/torrenting shit, bringing your street's network node to cough and making it prioritize that asshole.
What you need to do is social engineering:
Find him, make him confess, tell him it's okay and then stab him 29 times in the back in "self-defense".
Then you steal his router/modem, in which the ID for his premium connection is, and begin enjoying a new era, with you on the connection throne of your neighbourhood.

A more disappointing answer would be that they need to repair the node, or your house connection, or that you've got too many programs asking for constant update/status refreshing, reducing your bandwidth to a spaghetti noodle.

To find that out it's try-n-error exclusion of the possibilities.
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Have they lowered the leniency of Ana's hitboxes?
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Summoner or necromancer class when?
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>>161818365
>The full strip also shows McCree being hacked, and suddenly he can't do a combat roll anymore.
>Does he have a hackable hip prosthesis or what?
He's a cyborg if you hadn't noticed. You use your abdomen when you roll and if his has shut down imagine trying to roll forward without bending your midsection at all.
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>>161818389
Interesting, you're not the first I hear complain about her hitbox being kind of weird.
Can't say the same, as Tank/support you're more focussed on the enemies raining down bullets on you, not the support 30m away in the back.
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>>161818498
Ah, I thought only his arm is mechanical and that the rest is a thin plate armor.
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>>161818446
But we already got Mercy.
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>>161818389
I've noticed this too, I guess Blizzard didn't want all the support mains getting scared to use her because they would actually have to aim now.
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>>161818446
I was hoping it would be Sombra if she wasn't a backstabber...

That she'd cloak somewhere then control a puppet bot and the only clue as to where she is while she does that is the wires connecting her to the bot but they only appear really on the bot for a few feet to give an idea of where she's hiding

I'd love someone that throws out a ton of drones or little warbots
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>went 1-9
>placed 3660

ayyyy
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What purpose is Hanzo? Under what circumstances can anyone say, "this is a perfect time to use Hanzo!"
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>>161818594
First Strike probably would have told us what fucked him up so much
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Is Zen actually shit from diamond and above

He is not used in high lvl comp because he gets rekt so easily
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>>161818674

Placement matches have almost no effect.

Your MMR is known before the season even begins.
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>>161818693
>at what point would a character that can one shot half the cast on a short cooldown be useful?

Gee anon I have no idea
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>>161818389
Would Overwatch not be a casual fest if all hitboxes were like Ana's?
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>>161818668
Well, i had similar thoughts. That would be more interesting character to use
>>161818693
He can theoretically score some bullshit headshots on the first point
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>>161818761
I hit grandmaster last season and zen is my second most played.

He's a fucking god
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SUGGESTION:
currently, Zen's Ult is all about light, but as we know, he's Yin AND Yang, not just Yang.
What about a rage-based Ult similar to molten core? (Some armor, more attack speed, an aura that looks like reaper's teleport)

That would nullify the problem of people RUNNING AWAY FROM THE ULT GOD FUCKING DAMN IT HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE
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Why do my frames drop to a literal unplayable point (10 or lower FPS) when doing Comp but they're perfectly fine in all other game modes?
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>>161817753
All assault maps are cancer.
I also dislike Numbani, but I can't exactly pin down why.
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>>161818875
Jews are sabotaging your internet to keep you low #staywoke
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I feel like these stats mean nothing.
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>>161818827
>>161818770
So can Widow. A hitscan hero with an escape ability.
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>>161817727
No hips/10

I don't care about your chest, but if you don't have mom thighs might as well not even try Mercy
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>>161818991
Widowmaker is also good anon I dont understand your point.
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>>161819017
I'm asking for a situation where Hanzo is the best pick.
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>>161818958
>always looking for an excuse to post stats
They literally mean nothing btw, just enjoy the game
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>>161819094
Like IDEALLY?

I dont know I dont really play either but they're both useful pick classes.

Hanzo is probably better if you have a zarya for that wombo combo.

Hanamura A is an amazing spot for hanzo to go up on the right and one shot the mei that will inevitably sitting in the corner waiting to trap someone in.

But both are really strong as pick classes.
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>>161819094
If you need to kill lots of squishies on mid-range very quickly, especially with a Reinhardt to protect you.
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Does the ranked mode make sense as a solo player? I lose so often just because people in my team are new to the game
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>>161818958
wtf is that on fire time my man?
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>>161818668
i think ideally that should be torb, hes already like halfway there with his scrap management and his turret is fucking trash on offense because theyre static area control
giving him more things to build would give him so much more utility
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>>161816984
>5 self-destruct kills
this is really pissing me off. people in competitive are way too good at hiding from my nukes.
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do you know when you were good at something...but even you couldnt help some people to rank up because they were in too low rank with fucking braindead idiots.. They are the death of your fun experience in team-based games. These kinds of players. They only pick offense every time and never are willing to swap to heal unlike yourself, the supreme gamer.

Last rank season that of overwatch i played with a guy and i dropped my rank from plat to low gold.

Season ended, I said i wont play with him next season but i did.. I get to mid-plat with him and then we start to drop again. I expected it. Today im at high gold with him and i say i dont wanna play anymore, i dont wanna repeat last season again ill go solo instead. He says wow asshole!!! etc etc etc

I go solo, 3 games later i lost them all with this fucking brain dead idiot team mates and now im lower rank than him,

Just end it all this fucking stupid team games are dumb everyone picking their favorite characters and cant fucken play good,

No one else plays with him. Here is the catch, no one else plays with me too, even after proving myself capable of getting plat two season in a row. I would be able to maintain it or even climb if i just had some people to play with.
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>it's a guy get's upset over slight deviation from meta episode and starts tilting really hard

NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T PLAY ZENYATTA HE IS NOT TOPPEST OF TIERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
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>>161818668
I'd love a hero who has an AI-controlled pet animal of some kind and an ability where they take direct control of the beast and the AI temporarily controls the main hero instead.
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>>161819204
How do you even get it as mercy? Resurrecting? Not often in a situation where my whole team dies.
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>>161819267
He is also getting so mad, he starts to sabotage game himself by playing someone useless
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>>161804538
A level 200 can have none of those things as well.
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>>161819315
Have it be a robot

>Robot (Main hero) and a "battery powered" sidekick
>If sidekick dies you can collect scrap and rebuild him
>If his battery runs out you can recharge him
>If your the sidekick and the AI controlled partner dies you get a grace period where if you make it back you can resuscitate him.

If not his "batteries die" and when your charge runs out
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i want hana to smell my stinky farts
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>tank gets upset in the first round and rageswitches to hanzo
>healer rageswitches to sombra in retaliation
>they're both spamming chat either calling each other noobs or mad
>to top it all off my isp suddenly decides to start fucking me in the ass and my ping shoots up to unplayable levels
>it's on a koth map so I had to sit through 3 rounds of that shit
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>>161819267
>people don't pick based on situation, team, enemy and map
>they give a shit about the meta
W-what
But that's literally the difference to paladins.
In paladins you can't change your hero in-game, which is why you should just pick the most OP character and hope for the best
In Overwatch, the match is way more dynamic, strictly following the meta can be countered easily
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>BOY, IT SURE IS FUN TO BE BANNED FOR 10 MINUTES FOR LEAVING EARLY EVEN THOUGH I DISCONNECTED FOR ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING REASON AT ALL
>BOY, IT SURE IS FUN TO LOSE 50 SR THROUGH NO FAULT OF MY OWN
>I SURE DO LOVE THIS RANKING SYSTEM!
>NOTHING IS BETTER THAN UNDOING MY LAST WIN AND MUCH MORE ON A BULLSHIT DISCONNECTION!
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>>161812136
I'm absolutely garbage with Ana, but play her anyway.
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Let's hear your ideas for cool skins
>thor reinhardt
>metal lucio
>pirate mccree with six pistols
>deus vult genji & archer hanzo
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>>161819515
Get not fourth world tier internet
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Sexy Zarya skin when?
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CHRISTMASUPDATEFUCKINGWHEN
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>>161819709
TUESDAY MAYBE
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Any tips for Symmetra or Pharah?
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>>161819867
>Pharah

Never touch the ground

ever
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>>161819515
you fucking deserve it you inbred fuck

If you cant have a stable connection for 15 minutes you shouldn't be playing competitive
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>Competitive rewards is only numbers and cosmetic shit
>Take it very seriously
>Autists yell at you for not playing in "meta" eventhough you are pushing to the objective

Give me a reason why competitive is fun
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>gols damage and kills on mei on def
>with road and bastion
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>put against Bronzes in placement
>they just ult completely randomly
>ults when the opposing team are experiencing tranquility
>ults when the opposing team are dead
>ults immediately AFTER the checkpoint when the cart cannot move
>can turn the game by being the only one ulting at the right time

I almost want to be placed here.
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What's with all these pretentious healer mains in this general?

Like you play healer because your aim is hot garbage and your positioning is too shit to play a tank. Don't pretend like its your teams fault if they fail to carry you one game
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on one hand, headshots are fun

on the other hand, having butthurt genji and winston enemies
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>>161819895
Should I just switch if the enemy team has a soldier that can aim?
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>>161820049
yes
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>Trying to practice a hero in quick play
>"Omg pls change u suck u reason why we lose"

Can these people PLEASE eat a dick.

Every game
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>You have to defend first cap on Dorado to win
Do you go 2/2/2 or 3 tank/2 dps/1 healer?
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>>161819867
Don't listen to this guy >>161819895

That only works against a team that has no hitscan/hanzo or are generally terrible

Learn to peek shoot, use flight to get to good positions and peek shoot harass the fuck out of them, leave if they invade the spot but keep peek shooting and being an annoying cunt.
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>>161820258
Pharah/Rein/Zarya/Dva/Lucio/Ana
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>>161819663
months ago. the olympics skins
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>everyone's complaining about being placed low plat/gold
You guys realized they tweaked the ranking system right? They put more people in silver and bronze.
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>>161820012
>bought the game last week
>pretty solid at it
>haven't gotten the chance to play the season because I'm on a trip with family members
>maybe I'll completely wreck myself in the entry matches, just to fuck with the bronze shitters
Don't make me get stupid ideas, anon.
My fingernails are gently scratching the lid of pandora's box already...
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>>161820258
5 tanks Ana
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>>161819515
jest get back into the game scrub. I've never been penalised for leaving the game briefly.
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>people still pciking roadhog as a tank
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>>161820517
You mean 5 Reinhardts and a Lucio
ALWAYS works
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>>161811976
You can't just sit still, move forward,

MOVE WITH NO FEAR, COMRADE, I AM BEHIND YOU
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>>161820549
I pick roadhog as gold damage, gold elims rape machine.
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>>161811643
>have 150 hp as dva
>ana literally (literally) standing next to me
>use the healing button
>no response
>press it twice after
>still no response
>mech gets destroyed

yeah nah, open your eyes you dumb fucks.
>>
>Get 1650 in placements due to unco-ordinated team.
>Next 7 games have a bunch of drop outs and bad luck and fall even further despite shit ton of golds.
>1240
>Shitter friend gets 1750 in placements with less wins and medals than me
>Can't play with me in comp and gets all smug about it
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What's this guys' name again?
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>>161812936
>>161812751
You're shit then, that's quite literally the only reason

Your placement is determined by individual performance.
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THESE

FUCKING

QUEUE

TIMES

ARE

TOO

LONG

BLIZZARD

PLS

FIX
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>Lost connection to game server mid match
The fuck
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>>161820767
Why have they made his gun so gimmicky?

Being a projectile weapon is enough, why add fall off?
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>>161812751
>Top 95%

So you're in the bottom 5%?
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>>161820767
Ťobjőřñ
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>>161820767
Toblerone
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>>161820685
>D.Va, the slowest hero to heal and one of the most mobile in the game
>Doesn't just get a health pack

Fucking idiot
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>>161820042
>counterplay is butthurt

t.bronze
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>Tfw you really enjoy playing a character but people keep telling you you suck at it in games
>>
I spent all my time playing Reinhardt and Lucio and now I have no idea where the healthpacks are.
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>>161820954
did you forget to read the part where the ana was right next to me on the point? fuck you you illiterate retard
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>>161821131
Fucking idiot
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>Usually pick Zen
>Other guy picks Zen before I'm able to
>Whatever
>He never discords anything and can't fucking aim
>Ask him to switch off
>Tells me to fuck off and let him play what he wants

Why.
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>>161810929
whats the connection?
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>placements are full of terrible players
>so bad I can carry as support
>seeing bronze badges

Am I fucked?
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Oh boy i sure love losing five games in a row every fucking day and getting paired with shit heads
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>>161821016
You gotta follow the meta so you can be as good as the top 500

Fuck your favorite character
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>>161821307
If you ask someone to switch off you're going to tilt them. Especiually if you say some shit like "youre doing bad as x let me do it".

Team morale is so fickle in this game you gotta act like a grandma and treat people like someone on the verge of suicide. You could say like "hey i'm not doing great as y can I play x? I usually play him here" or whatever
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>>161821307
if it was quickplay, he was in the right
he'll never get good at the hero if he never plays him
>>
Give me the run down lads. What's the current meta like right now? Who is shit and who is good?
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>that feel when you roflstomp the enemy team
>>
Dubs and the event is this Tuesday
Trips and Mercy gets a slutty Christmas skin
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>>161821714
It was comp.

I wouldn't have cared if it was QP
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>>161821887
>tfw you win one game but it doesnt even matter because of the 3 games you lost before
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>>161820818
There is no falloff on M1, onM2 there is, but it'd be dumb if it didn't.
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>>161821958
rerolling because I know it in my heart it'll be true
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>>161802846
When are we getting a christmas update?

I want a new skin for Mei shes gotten nothing so far
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>>161821778
d.va and soldier are op now, abuse them while you can
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Why people in party always riun the games?
Torn-Bastion-Hanzo.
Reaper-Symmetra-Phara-Junk.
Widow-Junk.
Hanzo-Roadhog-Bastion.
What the fucking point of playing together if you pick heroes like that?
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>>161821778
Nano-visor and dva bro
>>
I haven't made my placements yet
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>>161822042
>>161821958
3rd time's the charm
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>>161822072
>>161822084
Interesting, thanks anons
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>hog hooks and kills a genji
>he blows his ult on the genji to trigger him
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>>161822347
LOL epic webm my man XD
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>>161822375
Thanks. What was your favorite part?
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>>161821958
It's on december 13th and will last till 3rd of january
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GODDAMN, Zarya has to be the best designed character in this game. She is by far my favorite character to play. Wipe the enemy team, eat 200/250 health heroes for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Protecting teammates.

Zarya is awesome.
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>>161822347
>Hurr look at my aimbot
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>>161822439
the part where you killed those guys :D
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>>161822464
Shields need to be gutted
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>>161822072
>Zarya that low
Really? She was like near 100% a few months ago.
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>>161822036
I meant fall off as in the projectile travels in an arc, not as in damage fall off.
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>>161822571
But she isn't seeing as much use in competitive meta overwatch

It's not like that shit fluctuates or anything :^)
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>>161822714
Torbjorn would be better than Hanzo at dealing damage (aside from scatter arrow) if they didn't arc awfully like that.
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>friend places 1500
>asks me to play on his account to get him to gild
>I am diamond

How possible is it for me to carry him out of silver? Should I even try?
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>>161822668
Flavor of the month.
What is even funnier is that she counters Roadhog and D.va.
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>>161822464
Right you are senpai

>tfw shitty Dvas think they can deal with a good Zarya because of mah buff
>tfw new lazer hit box makes killing Genjis easy as fuck


That 20% nerf was nothing compared to the new lazer registry
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>>161822951
If you're in diamond and can't carry him to diamond you don't belong in diamond
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I love playing Lucio but his ultimate irks me so much as in how he activates it.

According to wiki, the activation time is 0.8 seconds but god does it feel like an eternity. The ult itself is supposed to be a fast reaction to incoming high burst damage (Or to start pushes with speed boost, I know.), but that delay makes this very hard and kind of a gamble to use it. I wish it was literally instant just like Zenyatta's.
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if i get dubs there will be no event
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ZOOM SENSITIVITY REMOVAL WHEN BLIZZARD REEEEEEE
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>>161822951
I boosted a friend from gold to Diamond. I played a lot of Zarya.
>>161823052
You can change that in widowmaker's gameplay options.
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>>161822815
>how dare you suggest making a meme hero on par with another hero
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>>161823023
I have multiple accounts there, so I suppose I might as well get another. I just never started in silver so I don't know how retarded people there are.
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>>161823052

Just use the options menu, jesus christ.
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Confirms Coliseum game mode
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tfw based Jeff made sure I never get the shitty Tracer skins
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A daily reminder to you D.va waifufags that this is your position.

Always remember D.va's #1
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>Going from 3335 down to 3075 in one single streak

I suppose I used up my entire Blizzard Allowance in one go earlier today when I was steadily climbing.
Worse is it's due to stupid shit.
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Caramel
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>>161823127
You misunderstand me! I personally wouldn't care if they removed the arc on Torbjorn's gun, as I don't play either Hanzo or Torjborn.

In fact, I don't play any hero that is in the defense category! Hohohohoho!
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>>161823405
Nothing can compete
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>play as reinhardt
>no one stays behind the shield
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>>161823284
Can't win em all mate
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>>161823570

Switch to Zarya or D.Va when that happens.
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>>161823570
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>>161823405
>>161823529
Hey bby do you think I could see a little "Justice" if you know what I mean.....
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>>161820767
Thorbjörk.
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>>161823570
Guess it's time for Zarya+D.va as your pair of tanks then.
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>>161823148
You can adjust it but no one knows what the 1:1 number is.
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>>161823529
Gmilf Ana > young Ana
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>>161823719
translate this gook shit
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>>161820767

Tuba Jones
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>>161820767
Pewdiepie
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How do I get good with Genji?

The only hero I'm even remotely decent with is Mercy, and I don't want to be a support player all my life. I've already been stuck as a Medic main for the past 5 years.
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>>161823735

>measure size of object
>zoom
>measure again
>divide first by second
>receive value
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>>161823719
>>161823634
Is that really useful when we have 3 DPS players and a Sombra?
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I understand the idea of powering up as Zarya but in which situation should I ever use the beam over the blast?

The right click just seems so much more powerful
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WTF is wrong with pharahs barrage? Sometimes it instantly kills my targets before they have time to react and other times it doesnt hit shit even though they are standing still and they just turn around and kill me
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Blizzard wants to remind me of my Plat times 3/4 of Season 2 I guess.
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>attack
>do well with genji
>no one cares
>defense
>choose genji
>REE GET OFF GENJI FAGGOT
????
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>>161823740
literally this
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>>161823948
It only seems more powerful because you ahve terrible aim
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>>161823873
e, right click, left shift, and then a right click if they're still alive
You'll be fine
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>>161823740
Forever.
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>>161823639
What did he mean by this?
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>>161822347
>le aimbot man strikes again
Any more webms I can add to my report ticket?
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>start controlling bursts as Soldier
>accuracy percentage shoots up by 20

what the fuck was I doing
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>>161823948
If you can track the left click deals much more damage.
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>>161823639
you couldnt handle it
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>>161823873
>right click/left click -> left shift -> melee -> rightclick is the basic combo
>use e when you see lots of people firing
>jump around to dodge
>sword in when your team is pushing forward
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A
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when the fuck is christmas event i am bored as fuck
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>when you outsnipe a Widow as Zen

probably a shitty Widow, but it feels good anyway
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>>161823948
After 2 successful bubbles you can absolutely shred with the beam. Use right click on the floor to get anyone who's trying to jump and strafe around close to you.
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>>161824057
>>161823961
I want to make her feel young again
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>>161823405
>that blue in the background
Not even the main fous and still better.
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>>161823873
You double jump over people's heads and throw shurikens into their eyeballs while stabbing them in the back, then using your dash to confirm eliminations/escape.

>>161823948
Here's some math mate. You can fire 1 right click per second. It consumes 25 ammo. (though it can be fired with as little as 1 ammo). It deals 90 damage when you're at 100% charge.
Left click is constant damage, ticks every 0.1 seconds. It consumes 20 ammo per second. It deals 190 damage a second when you're at 100% charge.

Hope that helps, it is better to use the blast when firing into a gravity well though, so that you can damage all the squishy 200 health heroes.
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>>161822347
>mad faggots thinking this is aimbot

Stay diamond.
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>>161809902
two McCrees?
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>>161824241
blue is for Tracer only
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>ult as genji
>instantly hooked
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>>161824184
I going to make it today?
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>tfw you will never sleep on it
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Too cold and too early for this shit
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>>161824324
>nanoboosted Genji ults
>instantly hook/pin/sleep him
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>gold mccree not missing a headshot on enemy lucio regardless of lucio's verticality

hmm
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>>161824324
Yeah you shouldn't be getting caught by that man. You're the most mobile hero in the game.
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>>161824324
Genjis are for roadhog bullying
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Tips on getting useful McCree ults off?

Whenever I use mine the enemy immediately seems to know where I am
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>>161824414
That ass is begging for my teeth
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>>161822668
she's not utterly broken any more so the "pro's"' have dropped her since thay can't play her otherwise
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>>161824324
>want to ult as Soldier
>enemy team is D.Va, Roadhog, McCree, Mei, Hanzo, Ana
>finish the match without ulting once
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>>161824238
>tfw ana will never laugh at your pathetic advances and pat you on the head calling you a good boy, while her two alpha male friends are smirking at you from afar
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>>161823592
What's frustrating about it isn't losing, at least in my point of view, what's frustrating is how consistent those streaks are.
They just make me feel powerless.
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>>161822464

She's pretty OP desu. Nothing really counters her.
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>>161824659
>Nothing counters her.
How about not hitting the bubbles?
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>>161824414
>tfw no qt Smugberry with blue round cheeks to sleep on and sniff
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>>161824515
Use it up high, when the enemy is in a gravity well, when Zenyatta is ulting, when Genji ults, (don't kill yourself like a retard though). If you can pick off a support during an enemy push (especially one with an ult), that's plenty.
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>>161819515
Leaving during pre-game shouldn't be penalized, shit can happen like game tagging up instantly when you realize you have to leave and leaving during pre-game doesn't really hurt anyone.
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>it's an "enemy D.va charges into our team and uses self destruct when she reaches 0 health

Did this happen in a pro game or something? It never works, especially since it's a huge telegraph if you're allah huackbarring like that.
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>>161824723
>be 3k sr
>people still just shoot at the bubbles
>watch 4k+ sr streams
>people still just shoot at the bubbles without coordination to take her out after that and she walks away with free 80 charge

you can't expect anything from people
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>>161823125
hi, see: >>161819257
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>>161824856
Your teammates are really good at following up.
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>see Pharah shooting up in the air
>she has a Zarya bubble on her
>she ults
>finishes ulting
>starts dropping
>starts shooting
>bubble STILL on her

What the fuck, I feel like my bubbles last an instant compared to this.
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>placements
>2700
>lose-win-lose-win
>climbing to 2800
...Guys
Points now calculating differently or something?
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>>161824423

>he doesn't simply Forrest Gump his way out of nanoblades
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>>161824930
Use your mic. Even if you're the only talking, it's better than no one talking.
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>>161824659
Long range hitscan.
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>>161824976
Yeah everyone's saying how climbing is a lot easier this season since wins give more than losses, as opposed to S2 where it was the reverse.
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>>161824659
Tracer used to be the strongest counter because the hit registration used to be huge ass and could simply stop shooting when she tried to protect herself with her bubble.
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McFriends, I always do better on defense. Why is this?
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>>161824734
she's purple
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>make a 600 hp character with a hitbox better than zenyatta's and a head smaller than tracer's
>this is definitely balanced guys, let's push it to live
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P U R P L E
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>>161825198
McCree is a defensive hero contrary to what his role states
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>lucio gets nerfed time and time again
>never ever drops below top usage

can this madman be stopped
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POST YOUR RANK YOU PLACED IN AND WHAT YOU ARE NOW.

DON'T YOU FUCKING LIE TO ME FAGGOTS.

>1976
>2471
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>>161804768
5 wins 5 losses and I placed at 2254 or thereabouts. Its all bullshit and means nothing anyway, so who cares?
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>>161825325
Not until someone else can heal more than 1 target and buff movement speed on more than 1 target.
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>>161825198
how fucking new are you video games in general
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>>161825198
You can't into taking favorable positions and only know how to get them when they're given to you by the game
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>>161824515
Be as far away and as high up as possible
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>>161825279
I want to nut in the purple
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>>161824515

Go so far around them that when you pop ulti they can't possibly believe that a McCree would actually walk that far, so they just continue facing forward and think you fatfingered it
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>>161825406
>grandmaster
>seen diamonds play better
>mccree misses a stationary mercy

am i being rused?
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>>161825487
you will never nut in the purple
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>>161825325
Nerf him to symmetra level then redesign him 1 year latter.
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>>161825594
It's almost as if his aimbot malfunctioned because the enemy Ana was too close to him.
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>>161825279
Sombra is a qt
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Game needs a Defense flamethrower/fire specialist character who specializes in strong damage over time and making areas hazardous to walk through using a napalm-like fluid fire. Direct damage is lessened by armor but the DoT isn't.

M1 - standard flamethrower stream, affected by gravity and can be arced over walls, burns enemies for a few seconds.

M2 - Napalm Bomb, fires a glob of flame that covers the surface it hits for ten seconds, anyone walking over it or touching it takes damage and burns for a few seconds.

Ability 1 - Douse. Sprays either himself or an ally with special coolant, soothing wounds and healing for a small amount, also puts out the fire DoT.

Ability 2 - Incinerator. Places a device on a surface that heats a radius around it to unbearably high temperatures, continuously damaging anyone inside it. Smaller AoE than Mei's Ultimate and shorter duration but faster damage, enough to kill anyone with 200 or fewer health if they linger.

Ultimate - Fiery Wave. Overloads his napalm pack to unleash a wave of liquid fire that travels in a cone that spreads out in front of him. Anyone caught by the wave is held helpless and carried along until hitting an obstacle or wall or the wave ends. Deals continual direct damage when inside it with the strongest DoT after.
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>>161825406
who is enumbre?
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why is every single shitter genji cuck a fucking otaku meme le cyborg ninja ebin shuriken wielding RYUUUJIN NO KEN O KURAEE SHIT???EVERY SINGLE ONE. dont see any healers or tanks, just fucking LE EBIG NINJA YOSHHH. im so FUCKING SICK OF THEM. EVERYWHERE I GO. fucking genjis and their katana slashes making that shink sound. and the fucking deflected projectiles popping all over the place so they can get their meme kills. and then suddenly LE SHURIKEN SHOT FROM 1000 YARDS AWAY LOL RTIPLE HEADSHOT EBIN!!!!! LE SNIPERINO!!!!!! YOOOOOO I BE NINJA!!!!!! I SWIFT STRIKE YOU WESTERN GAIJINS FOR HALF YOUR HEALTH POOL *swift strikes behind u* NOTHIN PERSONNELL AHO GA

are tanks/healers just in such a shit place that no one plays Lucio or Mei so they're forced into THE LITERAL REDDDIT HERO? is genjimeme doing more dps than the other heroes? or is it just the OAME WA MO SHINDEIRU BAKA GAIJINS, YARE YARE DAZE UPBOATS ON MOUNT FUJI XDD appeal to all the LITERAL and ACTUAL memeing shitters and drooling retards who fucking think LE ROBONINJA!!!!11 fucking kill yourselves
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SO FUCKIng ANNOYING DO FGUCKING IRRITATING

HOLY SHIT THIS IS S OFUCKING IRRITATING

Played 1 10 minute competitive match of fucking rigged bullshit

3 golds, go healer, no dps
go dps, no healer, sitting behind lucio and ana spamming heal at critical health


they take all 3 points effortlessly
we cant even move the fucking payload 1 meter out of our spawn


this is so fucking game rigged nigger shit bull fuck BITCH CUNT FUCK I FUCKING HATE YOU

1 fucking game I went from 0-10 maximum rage because of this bullshit rigged fucking matches
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>>161825717
>eternal stalls with napalm and mei wall

No thanks. I'm gonna pass on the 'fire and ice' meta.
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>>161825728
pol pls go
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>>161825717
Junkrat should've been a firebomber desu, but burning people alive might've been seen as too violent for a T game or something. Even if people do get shot and poisoned and frozen to death.
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looks like the cancer has finally arrived.

i just had a game with 'friendlies', autistic roleplaying tf2tards that don't shoot and just spam 'hello'
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>Some guy thinks he can play offensive Sombra
>We lose
>Every single time

Thanks Blizz.
Please go back to creating 76 tier characters so these shitters can fucking stop
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>>161825819
>tfw the only time i play genji is when i'm trolling and just spawntrap one of the enemies the whole game and do nothing else
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>>161825831
Lol you sperg.
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>>161824723
yeah zarya is shit right? the pros know how to counter her thats why shes not used at all in pro games because pros are good enough to just not hit the bubble -_-
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>>161825138
Well this is bad, shitters like me could hit diamond pretty easily.
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>>161825406
lmao that miss
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>>161823953
Huh, so it's possible to get placed diamond?

I got placed 2999, I figured it was just placing me as close as it could get to diamond
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>>161825772
An aimbotter who thinks he's hot shit for some reason.
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>>161825831
It is just a game m8
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>>161826025
People have been placed into GM, since it uses your previous seasons' rank as a base.
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>>161826042
40 posts early moron
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>4 people quit the game
>get stuck on rejoin match because some idiots don't leave
Why can't we just queue for another one already?
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>>161820767
Shlomo Scrappenberg
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>>161825936
>i just had a game with 'friendlies', autistic roleplaying tf2tards that don't shoot and just spam 'hello'
Was it Skirmish?
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>open brawl
>we're all soldiers now
>close brawl
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>>161823635
>junkrat on attack
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>>161827397
Maybe it's KOTH. Either way, it's confusing.
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>>161824583
>wanting soldier's ult
"Reeee", e++, decibel = e
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>>161805959
and here i thought she was dressed up as Toki's parents
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>>161827397
I once saw a literal 4100 Junkrat main here in /owg/.
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>>161819948
>Give me a reason why competitive is fun
it isn't
QP and arcade is where it's all at
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>>161825841
This
I'm a meta-redpill and literal antisemite, but even I think sombra, pharah etc are qt

I will not tolerate any poltards beneath my level of understanding (pls buy my book on Dayoftherope DOT COM) to shit on ANY of the characters in OW
They're all sympathetic and worthy of being waifus.

Well, alright, D.Va is a bit too cliché for me, but that's just, like, my opinion, man.
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>>161824583
>destroy dva mech
>find high ground
>ult

Is that so hard?
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>>161824583
Tell your team to get D.va out of her mech, then ult.
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>>161808592
4K hours in tf2, you're a dumbass
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>>161825332
Gold to platinum rising star to diamond shitter no brakes
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What do these percentages really mean? Top 4%?
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>>161823635
KEK
I've seen this happen too many times and to admit, it happens to me as Reinhardt as well sometimes, but only when I'm having a shit day and being surrounded by fucking morons, then it's time to go berserk.
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>>161823873
2 left clicks, dash, turn around and right click
Get a feeling for the speed of the shuriken and for enemy movement prediction.
Confuse the enemy by making full use of being the most mobile hero of the game.

Genji is a ninja and being ninja is playing mindgames, not going berserk.
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>>161819619
transformer bastion
demon hunter mcmeme
pudge roadhog
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>>161827397
Who are the best characters when you're on Attack?
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>>161810059
all asians look the same
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>>161811717
so it's like American TV
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>>161824056
>using e preemptively
>dash deeper aswell
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>play qp
>leave 1second before victory

I just wanna make someone smile
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>>161828986
Nobody?
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>>161828986
You're better than 96% of people in that category
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>>161843139
I find it so hard to believe, I don't even play to block damge and I started a week ago
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Believe in yourselves!
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>play rein
>fellow Zarya gravitons entire enemy team
>enemy roadhog felt compelled to hook me into it and teamkill them all
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