Dota 2 General - /d2g/

mods are sleep post sheever

does anyone want to suck this fart out of my butt?

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>The Black King
Dire Melee Strength Hero
23 Str + 3.0 16 Agi + 1.8 19 Int + 2.0

Q - WE
All of the Black King's allies and himself are empowered with a sense of unity.
+2/3/4/5 armor and 5/10/15/20 damage per allied hero within 400 range.
6 second duration, 15 second cooldown, 140 mana cost

W - WUZ
The Black King and nearby allies remember their past, giving them strength and the determination to continue on.
+3/6/9/12 health regen and 1/2/3/4 mana regen per second per nearby allied hero within 400 range.
Lasts 4 seconds, 12 second cooldown, 120 mana cost

E - KINGS
The Black King is a King, and he knows it. His sense of self worth and importance grants him the ability to shift into an Avatar State.
7/8/9/10 second spell immunity and Avatar
40 second cooldown, no mana cost

R - N' SHIET
The Black King spews profanity and insults at his enemies, reducing their will to fight and reducing concentration.
Reduces all damage from enemy heroes within 600 range by 10/20/30% and slows by 20% for 6 seconds.
80 second cooldown 300 mana cost

>>161774165
i like it

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>>161774165

Wisp things.

>pick pudge
>lose

>>161774267

cringe

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I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Luna. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Luna pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Valve create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.

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>>161774237

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>>161774267
I like it

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>tfw watching sing instead of major

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>>161774165

>>161774360
>Watching Reddit man.

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9 MORE SLEEPS

9 MORE SLEEPS

9 MORE SLEEPS

9 MORE SLEEPS

9 MORE SLEEPS

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What is it with NP and le shitting in my mouth lady

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>>161774267
nice

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What's NP's win condition this game?

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>>161773931
>>161774151

>22 days before xmas

NYEK hek hek hek, merry xmas doturds!

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>>161774542
but anon it's only 20 days until christmas

>>161774437
wew lad
is that real?

>>161774534
Kill the enemy's ancient.

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Are your ready for Gustav tomorrow?

>>161774538

haha what do you think their sweaty fatfolds smell like haha im just curios for laughs i would like to smell them

>>161774542
>when the doturd forgets her dota ohayou
:/

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>>161774542
u2!!! :3 :3 :3

>>161774437
roastie BTFO

>>161774631
does it look real?
why would a tanning bed have some hydraulic press mechanism strong enough to crush a human skeleton?

>>161774631
obviously not you retard do you think those things have the power of an industrial presser?

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>>161774685
post more Kleo

>>161774542
>unironically saying (((((((X))))))mass not to offend shitskins and being offended by white heritage

hello beta male

>>161774749
>>161774759
fuck you

>>161774631
what the fuck makes you think a tanning bed would close with that kind of force under any circumstance

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>>161774765

>>161774765
>that belly fat
eww

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Reup to fix a small error

Envy is a fraud and can *literally* only hit creeps

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>>161774661
Hey!

>>161774784

fuck you i celebrate honnuhkuh and feliz navidads

Will Batrider EVER be truly balanced?

>>161774853
man you sure are a retard, start the clip 5 seconds earlier and end sooner

>>161774958
no

>>161774958
he seems pretty balanced at the moment

SVG is fucking garbo lmao.

>>161774958
Will Dork seer EVER be truly balanced?

>>161774853
He's part of the Old Boyz club though so it doesn't matter how washed up he is, just like Bulba, Dendi, RTZ

>watch an envy dies
>look away to phone to respond to something
>look up at stream to see envy dying again

>>161774958
yeah its called stuns

fuckign retard """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""pros"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" refuse to draft stuns and lose wow

>had a sore inside my mouth, not a cold sore tho
>right near my bottom front teeth, can't stop tonguing/rubbing it with my teeth
>concerned, considering seeking medical help, the sore is growing
>it just broke open

thank fuck

>>161775010
I could have made a compilation of failed stuns, that's not the point. The point is he almost died to a support

>>161774958
I dont mind desu, its not really cancer hero, you definitely require some skill to be good batrider player, thats why the hero is meta for 4 years straight.

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>>161774837
your loss

>>161774435
So on a scale from 9/01 to 11/30 how "this fall" did they mean that "this fall"?

Does Pudge still have no success in pro games? He gets picked occasionally but doesn't seem so successful. Yet he's a menace in pub games, even in very high MMR ranges.

Will the madman buff him again?

>>161775010
I disagree

>>161775098
what did it taste like

>>161774784
>getting offended over a little word and someone being considerate

hello beta male pretending to be an alpha male

>>161774958
make the lasso cd constant 90sec

>>161774837
>not liking a tiny bit of paunch

>>161775139
december 12th

>>161775161
it didn't have a taste desu. i just felt a warm gush and went to the mirror

BAFFLED

>>161775118
>>161775145
The entire fucking point is that he charged up stun before his blink was off cd

silencer being farmed has nothing to do with it fucking 2k idiots

>>161775139

american measures are fucking stupid

fall starts september 21 and ends december 21

fucking dumbass amerisharts

>>161775308
you can see the stun was started up before the blink is ready without seeing the first 2.5 seconds where nothing happens dumb dumb

the close escape adds comedic value to the stun failure

>>161775282
Are you sure it wasn't a penis

what hero do you pick when you just want to hit some crackas

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You are currently being hunted down by the last dota hero you played as. The only person who will protect you is a carry hero played by EternalEnvy. How fucked are you?

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>>161775384

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uhh doturds?

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thoughts?

THE MADMAN

I wanna watch a Boston major game before sleep, I have time for only one. Haven't watched any.

What game should I watch?

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>>161775308
It's pretty obvious envy though he could just walk up to the guy and stun him, he's an idiot either way

>>161775471
bulba is good?

The least hype majors to date rofl

At least shanghai had good teams and great games .

>>161774853
stutters multiple times, you didnt fix shit

does big daddy PSG have to step in and do your webm for you? I dont even care about this game anymore

>>161775384

unironically laughed

Does force staff razor work with his Q like it does with shiva's?

why are teams even trying you can't even get eliminated from group stage

just do clowny shit

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>>161775471
Wings intentionally lose to force LGD in Seed 4

>>161775471
ayy punished misery

>>161775462
>3
D-Dotard post moar

>>161775518
NP vs. Newbie, game 1

A symphony of placid bafflement

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>>161775462
i can see a bit of dick, delet this

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>pick QoP
>lose
>pick QoP again


>pick Razor
>lose
>pick Razor again

wtf is wrong with Envy

@161775591
Good. Fuck off.

>>161775518
wings WGU game 2

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S triple C is a fucking baller.

>NP getting fucked by Drow strat

Like pottery

>>161775706
it's a baguette

>linkens manta dusa
>winning
uhh dotards

>>161775710
autism

YO A FUCKING 3K WOULDNT MISS THESE HOOKS

>>161775773
is that n0tail? looks more like n0musclemass to me lel

>close the night with an NP game
>everyone goes home underwhelmed and disappointed
what an anticlimactic end to the day

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thoughts??

>pick pudge
>miss every hook
wtf

>>161775831
yes because 3ks have like 500 pudge games, nobody spams pudge in high mmr

EE FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>>161775785
mmm i like baguette!

can you toggle armlet without interrupting dismember?

>>161775903
>group stages are literally pointless
wow it's nothing

>>161775895
At least the game before was entertaining as fuck

What the fuck is the linkens even for? There's no roar, there's no lasso, there's no doom, there's no swap. Why get linkens at all?

>>161775985
I can

>>161776008
dismember you dumb shit.

>>161775929
Sing spammed Pudge in 6k+ average games for weeks

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>>161775929
but anon I'm 3k

>>161776008
stats, regen

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>>161776008

>>161776081
haha singsing

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So who's going to be up nice and early to watch the two NA juggernauts duke it out?

>>161775471
one of the #2 seed in other group will get a free win

>>161775723
sweet sweet @s even better than (You)s requiring more effort and more care

>>161775903
>>161775989
Yeah group stage kinda means jack shit since no one has to do Bo1 elimination in the lower bracket. MVPP could just swing it around and win a BO3 knocking out the #1 seed of another group instantly.

are we done for the day?wanna watch ufc

any more esport?

>>161775903

>DC finish first without playing wings

DC is my least favorite team besides moon. their first series in the main event will be a free win, but i hope they get raped by a real team.

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>no real games until wednesday

whatever desu

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>>161776163
I will

>>161776163
Why is Sumail trying to kill rtz?

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Time for Capcom Cup

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>esports is over for the day
time to die

>>161776205
Last place should be eliminated for teams to get serious in groupstage

This Jack guy is pretty good when it comes to talking about Dota. He's also easily the best translator we've had. I approve

>>161776163
>NA juggernauts
NP (though I wouldn't call them juggernauts) and?

>>161776163
>the two NA juggernauts

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>>161776330
why do all americans look like sandniggers when next to euros?

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>>161776297

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>another "comedy" slack interview is coing

I miss her

Ok so who won those last 2 games? The WG vs Wings and the NP vs Newbee

>>161776484
racemixing

>>161776484
They are all mongrels

Why are GoDz' lips so pretty?

I'm back from work

I told you fuckers NP had the game vs VP just by the draft, SD+Luna is too stronk

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I made a new video as promised. Take a break from the boston major and check out my techies guide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fni2o1lDLrk

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>>161776297

I want to fuggg anzu

The chinese players think Slacks is making fun of them. Some native chink speaker please tell me if its true.

>>161776345
lamo that does look like him but peter wouldn't miss his boys playing a major for the world
and as a much as I like peter he does kinda look like a typical specy nerd lol

>>161776418
EG and Col

dumbass

>>161776613
go to a speech therapist
this is not an insult this is genuine advice
it's not too late to fix this

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>>161776613
>techies guide

I didn't expect OD and Winter to pair so fucking well, it's very fucking enjoyable.

>NA pubs

>sccc` talking truth about na pubs

>>161776625
looka likw david bowie

>>161776484
in the late 70's they encouraged their white women to interbreed with other races to produce more powerful hybrid human, a practice that continues to this day

>>161776680
It is PPD he's at Capcom Cup right now. There's an EG player in Top 8

>>161776791
what's he saying

Reminder that group stages mean literally nothing and everyone who did well fell for the honeypot meme.

>>161776885
That Chinese pub players actually try, whereas if American players don't have fun they just go afk

>>161776680
https://twitter.com/Peterpandam/status/804921318764257285

>>161776860
Momochi?
I haven't kept up with CapCup at all. Fuck SFV.

godz really likes young chinese boys

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xmas time
rawr :3

>>161776989
No
Best Girl

>>161776275
Haha rtz fangay.

>>161777068
go die lemon

>>161777101
"girl"?

>>161775831
neogaf

>>161776969
at first I was surprised that a girl was a top streetlighter player, but then it turns out that she's trans.
https://twitter.com/HelloKittyRicki

>>161776625
I'm like 80% certain she is actually a robot undergoing testing.

NA DOTA LUL

woas 1330 est? why so late?

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Based Godz

>>161775929
>nobody spams pudge in high mmr
5k Australia here (that's 11.6k EU for you), he's in every game that he isn't banned in.

>>161777239
He's been a top SF player since forever to be fair. Too skilled and too OG for anyone to talk shit.

>>161777316
So good, god-fearing Christians have time to go to church in the morning.

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>>161777390
nah they changed it proper to 10am

>>161777239
Best SF player to never win an EVO

Based on the games today, which heroes are going to be absolutely dumpstered on the 12th?

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>>161777390
>

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

>>161777518
SD, Drow, Sand King, Blink Dagger

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>>161777361
his/her profile picture surprised the fuck out of me though

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>EE lost

>>161777549
it fits

she cant be a whore because she lacks the mobility to get around the whole town

>>161777654
Faggots like youwhy these shitty pastas are posted every single thread

what are we watching now?

>>161777716
No I'm pretty sure they've been waiting for someone to take the roleplay bait so they can pretend to be Lina some more. Desperately lonely.

>>161777590
looks completely and totally like a guy. surprising.

>>161777777

>>161777517
>>161777361
since it seems like you guys know about: is Daigo basically Burning-tier now?

>>161777797
Capcom Cup because SFV is a way more fun game where losing doesn't suck up an hour of your time and can't be forced onto you by shitty teammates

>>161777867
"Dubs" don't exist on civilized boards

>>161777867
retard

>>161777867
>>>/s4s/

>>161777584
Can lolbabbies please stop this "blink dagger should recieve significant changes" meme?

>>161777882
Yeah people still love him but he doesn't place as well as he used to.

I think last year at Evo he trained really fucking hard as Evil Ryu (kinda OP character) in the jap arcades and ended up getting eliminated in pools to fucking Choi who just practiced regular Ryu online at home lol.

>>161777915
>a black guy already
why are there no black guys in dota?

>half a million dollars prize pool is considered a lot by /fgg/ standards
damn

>>161778111

>>161778083
They play the game because they love it not for shekels

>>/vg/161777777

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>>161778081
they are not inteligent enough
>tfw to inteligent for fighting games

>>161778081
J U B E I-GOD is black

>>161778081
Because only third-world toasterfags play dota.

Every fighting game event I go to is half niggas and half asian-americans and everyone gets along.

>>161778081
Niggers unironically aren't intelligent enough

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turd to the left!

our guy waga is streaming lads

>>161778293
>>>/pol/

>>161778407
fuck outta here boy this /fgg/ now

>>161774267
I know this was supposed to be a joke butsex.

WE damage boost is good but armour makes it look like a reskin of a warcry. It's a sence of unity that makes one stronger, so make it as long as you are within your ally xxx range you get small damage reduction altho it's same as ultimate. Something something buff near ally.

WUZ is just weak and boring, it should be a boost to press on. It should be a memory from the past, so make it a decaying hp boost aka OVERHEAL.

KINGS even for a BLACK KING is too much of a boring shit that is also too cheap. Make it that his sense of self worth makes him unstoppable, so he takes all damage but can't be disabled, slowed or debuffed BY ANYTHING.

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>>161778081
dota is a thinking man's game

>>161778073
How did he get 9th seed and lose in the first round? Are the seeds based on fan votes? Cause the 1st seed also got btf by some 32nd seed

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turd to the right!~

>>161778438
what's that got to do with politics?

>>161778453
>/fgg/
>Stealing generals
How stereotypical.

>>161778081
Black families never own computers, they just do everything on their smartphones. This is more and more the case with other ethnicities too unless they have a neckbeard son who needs his 4k sakura spirit.

Niggers all got a playstation though.

>>161778438
Black fellas can only understand a game that involves beating the shit out of some other guy for money. Can't blame them, it's been ingrained in them since they're slave days when mastuh got them to fight for extra bread

>>161777590
WinteR in drag

>>161778483
Nah it's not by vote, it's performance in pools.

Once you get to top 32 pretty much anyone can beat anyone if it's just a bo3. If it was bo15 or some shit (not rare for smaller events) Daigo's literal decades of experience would show a lot more.

>>161778631
Then they should offlane with tanky strength heroes. that's what those heroes do.

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>>161778947

>>161778947
sub1k detected

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>>161778460

Since we are now /fgg2/ give me the most unga bunga hero in doto

>>161779067
Hey I'm high skill.

>>161779126
dragon knight if you want an upstanding black man

witch doctor if you wanna go full meme magic nigger

>>161779126
>not unga bunging your way through the jungle with your tribe of wild animals

add for battle cup pos 3/4/5

/care54

I just want to have fun

>>161779126
LC. A strong black lady.

>>161779126
LC

>>161778947
you do know what you replied to, right?

>>161779126
spirit breaker is the most nig hero

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>>161779126

>>161779242
teir 5 btw

>>161779126
Monkey king

>>161779242
Can you explain how battlecups work?

>>161779301
spirit breaker what are you doing
>fuck u honkey ass nigga cracka ima do me
spirit breaker you're charging into 4 enemies
>u aint shit bitch

>gets a triple-kill including both their carries
>we push to end

>told y'all niggas

>>161779437
They can be used to increase your Pokemon's IVs

Why is Roshan not moved into the middle of the river?
Why don't they make the side lanes angle in more instead of being like a right angle L shape and then add another camp outside the lane instead of just having a bunch of trees that only exist for when someone blinks into them or bat rider comes around the side?

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>tfw Axe is objectively the most fun hero in Dota

>>161779480
No I mean in doter. Comp Pokemon didn't interest me after gen 5

>>161779529
axe is more dependent on a good start than most people realize. playing him on a team that lost early-game is objectively not fun

>>161779529
thats a funny way to spell slark

>>161779529
Well he doesn't die when I right click him for some reason.

>>161779529
that's not techies

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>only get to watch EG btfo 2 teams tomorrow due to the shit format

>>161779604
How do you fucking lose as Axe?
>BD until someone tp
>run and hide
>BD again
???

DEAD
E
A
D

>>161779529
unusual spelling of io friend

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how are your predictions going so far dotards?

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>wake up
>realize Soe will never know your undying love for her
>realize you will never start a family with her

I want to kys myself

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>>161780854
time to sleep

how many games are these guys gonna play against each other?

>>161780705
>buying goypendium ever

>>161776613
you don't even have the rrrrrolling R in english language, how is this speech impediment even possible?

why does broodmother have so many nice cosmetics when she's objectively the least fun to play?

>>161781520
that's objectively false
walking around invis and being able to solo kill 90% of heroes is fun

>>161781520
I have literally never read an opinion that was as objectively bad as this one

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>>161780892

you can't start a good, healthy christian family with a boy familiar

unlike pic

>>161781734
u dont like her armor?

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

foot fags are gross

http://www.strawpoll.me/11793317

vote

We're ded
Quick post dumb ideas

>>161782659
Black Amulet
3500 gold
2x Shadow Amulets and a Recipe

Active: Fade from sight after a 2 second delay, becoming invisible and undetectable even from truesight.
Attacking from this state causes your attack to Break and slow the target by 50% for 4 seconds melee and 2 seconds ranged.

Moving further than 250 range from the initial fade area, casting spells or using items breaks the improved invisibility.

30 second cooldown.

is necalli the slark of sfv

>>161782659
Letting Envy run his own team.

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Why can't he stop throwing games?

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;_;

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>>161783229
the EU hub made me feel like I had friends for once

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>>161776008
>not buying linkens every game

>>161774435
reminder that monkey king video shows dire ancient up on a multi tiered mountain and antimage background from fall pass also shows dire ancient up on a multi tiered mountain.

"new journey" is a new game mode/map with asymmetrical team sizes or spawn rates. radiant tries to get up the mountain, dire tries to stop them. radiant doesn't have an ancient to destroy, dire does.

t. psg and i am right because i understand game design and have predicted countless things like this

so how badly did our guys MVP destroyed other teams in their bracket?

>tfw morphling is alch's final solution

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so when do we get ezreal, dotards?

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ez major lads

WHEN THE H*CK IS VALVE FR*CKING ADDING THE LAST 2 FR*CKING ANCIENT CREEPS?
WHY THE FR*CK DID THEY GIVE THE DRAGONS AN ARMOR AURA WHEN ONE OF THE OTHER ONES HAS AN ARMOR AURA ALREADY?
H*CK VALVE

>>161783867
WIP? looks like it's finished to me, lad

it's perfect

>>161783867
Doing it wrong, you're supposed to do screenshots of invoker and the chat log in game
>blinks out of hook to keep farming the wave instead of just killing the pudge as exort invoker

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>>161783867
>your invoker
i suggest simply using this picture

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>>161784515

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>>161784418
couple steps left

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>>161783429
why cant they do this anymore?

I miss SingSing...

>>161785492
less profit

>>161785492
pro players dont want to do it anymore, and casting talent are a bunch of lazy fucks

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>>161785492
no james to organise it
any hub made now would have to include NA """personalities""" which would ruin the whole thing, see LD's failed abortion of a na hub

>>161785492
James is working on his Battlebot arena game now, gone from Dota.

>>161785492
BTS tried but who wants to see LD and Zyori and Maut hanging out, nobody in the dota talent scene now has any charisma

Just randomed SB, what should my build be?

>>161785492

burgers got salty that EUhub was so much better than NAhub. Dragged EU into a "super hub" the next year which was shit.

>>161786332
orb of venom scout tango clarity

charge as soon as mid or safelane can get a kill

>>161786332
mask of madness
lothar's
echo meme
armlet
mjollnit

in whatever order you deem fit

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>esports ends
>thread dies
how long before sc2 tier?

>>161786376
its not even na/eu problem is that there was no pro players

casters couldn't carry it

what if heartstopper aura worked on towers?

>>161786531
>second biggest LAN event 80k viewers
It's already there

>>161786580
>na
>pro players

>>161786674
it was like 250k before the good teams even play tomorrow

>>161786680
stop drinking sperm for one second and use your brain to actually type out coherent thoughts

>>161786674
>round robin shit
>garbage panel
yeah what a surprise

>>161786631
His ult needs rework, change it to "ags makes reaper AoE without the disable buyback"

>>161786830
there's like 5 NA pro players and they're boring at best, arteezy at worst

>>161786921
ok and what does that have to do with zero pro players showing up at the second tihub

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Post last games

I have a 70% winrate on Blood
90% winrate by not building any damage

>>161786674
I'm convinced most esport games top out in their 4th or 5th year after release then drop off

>>161783429
Same. I have watched probably over a week's worth of vods of the first EU hub in the past two years.

>>161785943
>>161785813
so ti4 eu hub was james's?

why does valve continue to have these dogshit panels, don't they realize that reddit does not represent the entire dota community?

>>161786906
>make him a rampage machine instead of haha you were at 60%hp now watch as we destroy your base for the next two minutes even though you have 7000 gold in your stash

I'm not sure which is less cancerous to be honest.

>>161787408
Yes. The reason it hasn't happened again is because the GD studio is dead.

James, while he may come off as a slacker jokester cunt, is actually fucking legit when it comes to organizing and planning shit. He's very much the closest thing esports management has to a rockstar.

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>>161787441
>mfw missed the entire day
who were on the pannel?

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>>161787408
yes

what if aghs necro disabled your respawn and you had to buyback

>>161782659
Seventh item slot
Price is 1500 gold +180 gold per minute of game time

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When did it all go so wrong?

>>161787564
i just remember hearing pyrions voice and turning it off

what if nercos ult worked on buildings?

what if bloodseeker could rupture buildings?

I didn't watched any of these stupid games today and instead I cooked a amazing dinner for my friends and went out with them for the rest of the night.

It's pass 3am and I just arrived home in time to catch up with the Anime episodes of the series that aired today.

All and all, a pretty good Saturday if I have to say so myself.

But anyway, how dead was the tournament, just out of curiosity.

what if batrider could lasso buildings

>>161787973
They played for seeding. Literally none of the games mattered. The top seeds don't get byes or anything.

>>161788154
I didn't understand anything of what you said, but it's not like I really give a shit, so alright, whatever.

>>161788269
wow youre like SO cool man

Butterfly, Heart and sheepstick all build into one item

>>161787334
i don't know if DotA, CS, or Street Fighter have what it takes to last forever, but these games have each shown that it's possible to retain a core audience for a decade+, just as long as the game has significant depth and is updated semi-regularly. i'm sure, at some point, there'll be a video game that spans multiple generations.

>>161788154
>seeding
>top seeds don't get byes or anything.
what the fuck are you trying to say

>>161788859
I mean people still play Street Fighter 2 Super Turbo in tournaments and that was released 22 years ago. Melee is 15 years old now too and it's bigger than ever

>>161788893
its a single elimination tournament, groupstages decide the seeding. Seeding is setting up who plays who, in this format people who do well in groupstages play the people who didn't do well.

Its not much of an advantage since theres no lower bracket

>>161789302
Oh I see.
So today's games were pointless then?

LOL

Glad I didn't stayed to waste my time watching this shit.

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>>161789302
but then what was the point of today

>>161789774
seeding so NP can get BTFO of the tournament faster

>>161789774
to set up seeding

>>161789774
Provide man-children entertainment, I guess.

>>161789867
i wish i was as cool as you

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>>161787650

>>161789774
To display EE's incredible ability to fuck up every time
It was a massive success

>>161789965
You wish, kid.

Still, I often give you losers some in-sight on how you should revaluate your life choices.

If you're not doing something to improve your priorities in life and change, you only have yourself to blame.

But by all means, continue being a loser so that I can get my laughs off people like you here during my free time.

>drow ranger is a loner who lives in a forest by herself without any friends
>her abilities help her team by giving them a permenent global +80 damage

???????

>>161774129
what are the advantage of going straight manta into diffusal on Jugg over getting a battlefury first?

>>161790192
why aren't you avatarfagging anymore tiago

>>161790304
movespeed, disjoint, splitpush, split farm, stats, kill potential

all battlefury does is speed up your gpm, which jugg doesn't need

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>>161790292
years of being a loner made her a good team player

>>161787354
Link to the vods? I want to feel like I have friends.

>>161790319
I can't really be bothered. But it's not like I ever was on the first place.

>>161790292
what if you could trigger her passive to give her all the damage that she's sharing at once, for like twenty seconds and then its on cooldown for two minutes. and allies dont get bonus damage until its off cooldown

>>161790507
also how come you haven't killed yourself yet

>>161790620
Why the fuck would I even do that?

But also, can you like stop replying to me asking stupid shit. I don't really have the time right now to be answering you mongoloids.

I've made my question earlier and already got the answer that the matches today were pointless, thank you very much.

I now have to catch up on some threads of the series I'm following, still read a chapter of a LN I'm also following that was translated today and at least try and watch a episode of a series, again, that I'm also following before I head out for sleep tonight.
And it's already 5am, man. Fuck...

This is how it is when you actually have a life, no time to just sit around and do what you want all day. Forget playing this game even I wanted, but thankfully the game is so shit I will never do.

>>161783429
>fly, n0tail, singsing and pieliedie playing worms
>fly names all his worms after jews

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>>161790971
there are good jews (fly) and bad jews (you can guess whom)

Visited Dota lounge after a year, since item betting is apparently no longer a thing wtf are these tokens for? Can I redeem them for something?

>team drafts strong lategame
>tries to fight early
>lose in 26 minutes
Every
Time

Fucking 1 death per minute Drow Silver Edge

Is there anywhere I can download the two episodes of True Sight?

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How did everyone do?

>>161791685
>enemy team picks late game
>"okay guys let's get early game so we can end early"
>score is sethint stupid like 30 us 14 them
>g-guys can we push now
>45 minutes later it's 40 30 and we're losing because no late game.