/owg/ - Overwatch General

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FIRST FOR BEST OMNIC

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>>161752728
I totally agree

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Not so smug now

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JUNKED

>>161752728
Bastion > Zenyatta

Come at me, bro

>>161752867
niggerlips

What is your excuse for placing below average in silver or bronze?

>>161752928
I placed on low silver, but I reached gold the next day

Come on buys, its easy to carry silver games

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>tfw you finally figure out sombra's spray pattern

holy shit i am god

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>>161752652
>get placed in plat
>soloqueue to diamond
>get bored because none of your friends play OW

Anyone else in the same boat? I don;t think I am good enough to soloqueue to Master, and I do not have any friends that play the game so I cant duo/trio my way there, so I see no reason to play.

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>Reached Master spamming Torb now
Now I'm just ashamed I ever had trouble getting to this level.

How are people this bad?

This shouldn't be possible.

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>>161752880
Bastion is not a omnic

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I luv my girlfriend!

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>>161752652
>Best girl
But that's Amélie.

ARCADE STATS WHEN

>>161753037
IS there an actual spray pattern for 76, sombra's MP, bastion, etc, or is it just a meme and the spray direction is decided by RNG?

>>161753262
The closest thing to "spray pattern" is S76's 3-shot accuracy. It's all random which is why it's a meme.

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>Genji main forced to play support wins every fucking game
is Ana actually this fucking easy?

>>161753075
It's impossible to be too bad for Master. See: >>161753157

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>>161753184
Fug the smug

reminder that our guy taimou is the best player in the world and we love how much he triggers redditors

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have you ever played comp while being piss drunk

how'd it go

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Oh look at the time!

ITS HIGH NOON!

DRAW!

>>161753613
I thought there was actually a guy who posted here who was pretty high up, he always picks mcree or tracer even when the team needs something else cause he's a fucking faggot.

>>161753172
>Eats doritos
>drinks mountain dew
>Nerf this
>gg
>winky face

Disgusting

i want to suck the farts out of mei's pooper

>All /owg/ talks about is Comp never 3v3 Elimination
I love that mode man! Zaria shines in 3v3. She is a great counter to the ubiquitous Roadhog

>>161753168
What is he, then?
>look in wiki
>robot
Oh, just a robot, then.

What I'd REALLY love is a dry, pragmatic omnic with literally no spirit of survival, i.e. "doesn't matter if I die, every component of me can be replaced" to play a counterpart against the humanist, life-loving Zenyatta

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>>161753763
>implyng you wouldnt love to go to her place to eat doritos and drink dew toguether all night

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this is now /zg/ - zenyatta general
you MUST fuck off if you play a shit hero (anything that isn't zenyatta)

>>161754090
I'd rather just lick her feet all night instead 2bh

>>161754127
fuck off
omnics are literal niggers of the future
they probably smoke robocrack, too

>>161753626
Friend of mine did.

He dropped to ~1700 and we couldn't queue with him anymore.

>>161754090
what a depressing life to lead

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>>161754209
YOU are the one who's supposed to fuck off
why are you posting in a general that isn't for you you fleshy abomination

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ONLY ZENYATTA POSTING BELOW THIS LINE

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Tournament usage graph?

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>>161754348
No.

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>>161754090
>missing a chance to go to her place for some starcraft and "chill"

Nah man, gotta get it in you know.

Although shes going to have to stop drinking mountain dew and eating doritos.

>>161754127
This guy is cool.

And I was the anon who was walltexting shit about ADD being useful for Zen.

I hope we meet in No Limits one day so we can roam the map as Zen duo.

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I've seen a lot of Lucio x Junkrat stuff, is it really that popular? They don't anything in common aside from being lean twunks.

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>>161753075
>do placement with friends
>get placed back in high diamond
>friends all placed 2200 and below
>cant queue with them anymore

solo queuing sucks

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What's the best way to counter a good widow? The kind that headshots you in a tiny gap for a split second. So far I've been reporting them for cheating so I dont get matched up and my mmr goes down but this isnt really sustainable in the long run. Winston is a very poor counter since the majority of good widows will headshot you in succession mid air and what not

Did they ever fix the issue with Sombra's hack passing right through barriers?

>play lots of symm
>will play lots of symm after rework
>people will accuse me of being a symm tourist

oh no

>>161754610
yes

>>161754628
Don't feel bad, I use Symm a lot too and I'll likely be called that as well.

>>161754598
Sombra

>>161754512
>expecting shipping faggots to make any sense
also
>lucio is a fucking dwarf

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Post yfw you realized the best way to carry is by playing dps

>>161753613
taimou you're drunk, go away

>>161754598
There is only Reinhardt. Zen can do some suppressive fire behind his shield but that is it.

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>>161754798
>mfw

>>161754798
Keep in mind you actually have to be GOOD at DPS. Sgitting out damage just builds ylt charge if you're not getting picks

>>161754505
We need a full 6 Zen squad
>>161754512
Fleshies are just being fucking faggots, as usual

is there some sort of discount I can find somewhere on this game? The Canadian dollar is so shit right now.

>First placement match
>3 females in game
>Im a gurrrl picking a gurll

Oh fuck me

>that awkward feel when your team is spread so thin you have no good choices
>team needs 2nd healer
>2nd tank
>2nd DPS
>but you can only choose one and you have a widow main on your team that are unwilling to switch

Can widow get nerfed again, because I really am not enjoying seeing them commonly once more.
I like it when she was an unpowered pick because then the autistic mains had a reason to switch off her because they knew her limits.

But now if you argue the fact its just "SHE GOT BUFFED SHE GOT BUFFED" and the other team just steamrolls 6v5

>>161754880
This

A supported Reinhardt is literally the only certain way to stop a good widow.
Preferably teamed up with Zen, but Ana, another widow, or McCree do the job as well.

>>161754916
The Origins Edition was cheaper than the regular edition several days ago

>>161754913
>6 Zens
>[ENLIGHTENMENT INTENSIFIES]
yes...
YES

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Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I play Genji and Hanzo in Overwatch, and spend my days perfecting my aim and skill.

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

Can someone post that WebM of Lucio strafing side to side while walking at a widow while moving at incredible speeds?
I want to add Euro beat to it.

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>>161753595
I want to hug the smug so tight.
>perfect small blue tiddies to hold close

>>161754972
>silver portrait mercy instalock
>check profile
>400 hours of mercy spread across QP and comp
>its a girl
>only pockets and solo rezzes her shitty duo pharah
>pharah shoots to the rescue to defend mercy's honor when our team tells her to switch to ana already

>>161755131

Yeah, I regret not jumping on that.

>>161755240
>so enlightened they merge into a six-headed twelve-armed shining being of mechanical purity

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Who's hoping Doomfist has a heal so we can have a 5 tank + Ana meta?

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How do they do it?

I've been climbing ever so slowly as healslut, her skill ceiling is knowing when to hide and rez and that's it really

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Not too much longer until Christmas skins

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Delicious chocolate

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Anyone wanna join me for some games?

>>161755441
How many dildos do you own

>>161755398
>e-sports is tank meta
>normal players its 4 offense+widow meta

Really makes you think huh.

How high in ranked do you have to be to escape the instant offense/sniper lockers.

>Doing really well as a character
>Someone instalocks them when you switch sides

Fuck you cunt

>>161755382
I believe they'd just become one massive glowing light right on top of the point that can teleport, pull enemies into it at will and pulverize them on contact

BOW TO THE HEXA-ZEN, MORTALS

why are there so many ragers and children in comp? it makes the mode unplayable unless you mute chat and voice

>>161755398
I'm mainly wondering if he's going to be offense, defense, or tank. Personally I can see him as a tank or defense, can't really be offensive running around punching things in this game.

>his Ultimate is launching his fist that you can control and fly around socking people in the face

>>161755441
They queue with a group. When I ran across that player they were in a group of three and the other two were both around that SR.

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>>161754598
I've seen pro Genjis who kill Widow with no problems.

>>161755547
It's not me you imbecile
Although I wish it was

>>161753595
>>161755319
OK, say you get to do ONE thing and one thing only:
hug the smug
fug the smug

What do you do?

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>>161755441
>heal
>slut
this is why fleshies will never embrace tranquility

>>161755441
100% plays in a stack, have fun playing mercy solo.

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>>161755573
It's either 2-2-2 or 1-3-2 in Masters games, what elo are you at if people pick snipers?

>tfw literally getting triggered from Diva in every game

holy fucking christ 600hp is fucking broken. Retard blizzard faggots. The change to her shield was enough.

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>>161755318
Please respond.

>>161755691
Gold is fun though. It's funny killing ulting genjis with Mercy

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>you will never be smothered by THICC Mercy's breats as she power boosts your penis


only drugs and alcohol can numb this pain of existence

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>>161754798
>tfw have to heal and do the dps' job

Do you keep cosmetics, achievements and stats across regions?

>>161755943
yes.

>>161755816
kys

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>>161755318
>>161755816
How the fuck is this possible, anyway?

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QUCK

ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS

>age?
>comp, arcade or qp?

>>161755483
What's the likelyhood of best girl getting another skin for Christmas? I missed out on both and am considering buying Imp even though it's shit.

>>161754798
I'm carrying as Winston

>>161755096
Winston?

>>161755604
Because arrogant little shits think they're "TOTALLY THE BEST" and instead of just knowing it, they MUST prove it to themselves and all their shitty normie friends who said they suck at vidya that they really are, and QP is full of "DURR WHAT'S ARCADE" retards.
What you're looking for is no limits.
Ironically 9/10 no limits games barely have double heroes at all, they're more balanced than comp and QP because people play no limits for fun, not for tryharding or showing off mad skillz, and going full ego in a teamplay-centralized game just isn't fun.
And the 1/10 match is 6 Reinhardts fucking dominating everything they just look at, which is hilarious too.

>>161756037
Thanks senpai.

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>stylosa gets top 500s to carry him through placements
>they keep running into the same stack and losing
Good thing placements don't matter.

>carried myself to master with just using Ana

It was fucking terrible, there were so many times where I was the only healer

>>161756037
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcA3cCQfe3s

ask him

>>161756095
Pretty high I'd say.
Blizzard likes her enough to give her the best skins, but not enough to give her a fucking E skill.

>>161756037
No idea, I've never seen anyone move like that.
Think he's just using his forward momentum while ADADAD without ever pressing forward.

>>161756215
>carry to master playing a broken hero

YOU AND ME AND EVERYONE ELSE ANON

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>>161755686
Oh yeah, about that, lemme just post something... uh... there it is! Pic related, it's fucking true.

>>161756307
>Ana
>broken

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>>161755682
Fug

Daily Reminder that ana isnt broken if your above mid diamond.

>>161755801
Even as Torbjörn I don't find her anywhere near OP level. What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>161756215
Any tips? I just can't seem to win when we have shitty dps or less than 2 tanks

>>161756118
Like the anon said
Before you get to place the bubble properly, you've already got a handful of steel settled between your eyes.

Reinhardt.
I'm tank main. Trust me.

daily reminder that d.va is just a better winston

>>161755801
It's not even as bad as the old shield flicker was. Just more idiot proof.

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Hana is an antisocial, virgin, LOSER

>>161756736
that vagina bone is fucking disgusting

>>161756416
even with her nano nerf her healing is still insane, her nade is still insane, her ability to even get picks on other heroes is insane, there is a reason why she's the best support anon.

>>161755579
That's why I'm glad for the new patch, now if someone instalocks McCree I can go S76 :^)

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I love you Hana Song

I love you! Just writing that puts a smile on my face. You put a smile on my face.

I love you because of your sweetness, your kindness, your tenderness and your thoughtfulness.

I love you because are you are my dear friend and loving companion. You smile at my silly jokes and enjoy my youthful spirit.

I love you because I have a longing to be close to you and you long to be close to me. I love snuggling with you in front of a fire and cuddling with you as we play starcraft. I love to be near you. I love holding your
hand on a walk during a match in overwatch and holding your warm body at night.

I love you because of your winky face and sheer confidence in battle.

I love you

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>>161756760
She's the cute type of loser so its okay.

>Finished last season mid diamond
>got placed in mid diamond this year going 6-4
>shitters who were improperly placed last season are properly dropped into silver this season
>"woooooow ranking is fuckin broken gg blizz"

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>>161753037
>tfw you figure out Hellgun's spray pattern
WE STOP FOR NO ONE

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>>161755682
>hug the smug
>fug the smug
I pick hug the smug.

>>161755801
The biggest problem with D.Va all the way until at least top 500 is that people don't even shoot her.

Most D.Vas dont even have to use the defense matrix, the mere idea of it is enough for people to stop shooting her half the time.

>>161756736
What bothers me about this image is that DVA doesn't know jack shit about her Mech.
The Korean army just said
>YO GOOD VIDYA PRAYAH! HEAH, YO TAKE MEKA AND DEFEAT EVURR ROBOT ARMY! GO GO GO!
and so, she did.
She's a pilot, not an engineer.

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>>161756825
>Can heal a Roadhog from near death to 100% in 2 seconds, while also doing damage and is only countered by an enemy Ana grenade, meaning tanks can not get punished for poor positioning because lol biotic nade.
>Not broken

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>playing tank
>do more damage than dps for 90% of the match

>>161752652
D.va has small, ugly yitties

>>161757026
Propaganda and moral. Look at the gook helicopter pilots with chibi decals in the JSDF.

>>161757026
She might just be doing her service. All South Koreans have a mandatory service they must complete with the army, not even celebs are exempt

>>161756563
You're going to need two tanks at least, dva is really good with Ana imo since dva can make her get her ult incredibly fast due to her high HP pool and defense matrix can protect her.

By the time you have your ult, chances are the other Ana had her ult too so try to save your sleep dart for the right moment

You need protection, like badly. Ana is really good and a lot of people want to kill her because she makes a huge impact, try to organize with your team so you can get protected

Try to save your biotic grenade, like if you have 132 health or whatever, don't use it unless everyone enemy is dead then you can, otherwise you're fine since Ana isn't usually right in the middle of the fight and a lucio should be able to just heal you

That's it really, obviously your best friend is reinhardt and lucio since they help out a lot and just make sure you hit your shots

Oh and when you're about to lose just nano boost some random person it might make an impact

>>161757026
>pilot
>not knowing how to maintenance your vehicle.

What?

>>161756926
desu everyone who I've seen complaining complains exactly about being placed the same as last season no matter what they did, haven't really seen anyone complain about being placed too low but then again I don't visit battlenet forums.

>rank 49 peak season 1 instalocks widowmaker

>>161756630
They're not even remotely similar, I'd pick D.va against Bastion, Roadhog and anything that is big enough that I don't have to be right in their face and can't escape easily while I'd pick Winston against Widow, Lucio, Genji and any other squishy target that is either too far too stacked in the deathball.

A good Winston will just wreck havoc against a stacked team, D.Va will barely push them around.

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>>161756978
Cute

>>161756546

600hp is overpowered as fuck, if you can't see that you're retarded and near bronze league.

>>161757283
What was his season 2 rank?

>>161757174
>dude medals don't matter lmao

>>161757174
>play Reinhardt
>get 4 gold medals
>play DVA
>same again
>except Roadhog
>with Roadhog it's 5 Medals
The fuck is wrong with these little shits
If they can't aim then they should stick to practicing tactic-based like Sym, Tob or Winston but that'd probably even MORE of a challenge for those stupid fucks.

>>161757174
Which tank? And what type of damage? I am a tank main and getting gold damage is not really a challenge when I am spamming away at barriers 24/7 with Dva or Hog, and Zarya has pretty crazy DPS once you get her charge going.

If you have gold damage with Rein you are holding the barrier less than you should be. If you have gold damage with Winston then I can agree something is wrong either with your team for not damaging anything or with the enemy team for letting you rape everyone.

>>161756825
Best support is lucio

>>161757174
>Reinhardt on our team
>Never has shield, up, only charges and hammers enemy team
>gets gold in damage, despite losing the match
>"fucking retard dps, couldn't fucking stay alive to do damage"

>>161757523
t. gold

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>>161757246
What am I doing wrong?

>>161757369
Good thing Blizzard doesn't listen to shitters like you for balancing heros

>>161755682
none, kill the bitch and avenge zen's buddy

>>161757369
Pick a hero that can headshot maybe? Assuming you can hit her giant critbox of course.

>>161755490
You know I would like to see some "Justice" if you know what I mean.

>>161757214
>>161757260
I didn't mean that she's in the army, I mean that her job is to fight and maneuver the thing. The korean army is responsible for providing and maintaining them. Hell, whenever she knowingly blows one up because she thinks that's a good idea, the korean army INSTANTLY provides her a new one.
Does that sound like a pilot who loves and takes care of his own vehicle?
Sounds like the typical "I'm here to fight, not to study" type of soldier.

>>161757625
Try to heal a bit more I guess? My average healing with her is like 11k.

Honestly though, it really depends on your teammates. You can try so hard to save them but if they aren't getting kills or the reinhardt is dropping his shield everyou 3 seconds then you will lose. Ana is really good, but she needs a team that's well coordinated.

>>161757394
2400 peak 2100 end

>>161757523
Time to read up on some patch notes.

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>>161755682
Fug, you can hug her while she's on top of you.

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>>161757834
Its like driving a car and not knowing how to change a tire.

Or

Having a boyfriend and not sucking his dick everyone once in a while.

>>161753172
Those breasts are too big!

I really should do my placements, but 3v3s are too fun

>>161757369
>can't deal with D.Va
>calling anyone else Bronze league

This is meant to be ironic, right?

>>161757474
DVa on Ching Chong towers

3 dpses

>harambe in december
What was he thinking?

>>161758085
Every once in a while

>>161758153
>still thinking dva is bad

She's being used more than zarya at this point

>>161758109
I wish it didn't take 5 years to find a 3v3 match if you're not in a party

Alright, how about a Mercy E that launches her a bit into the air but mostly importantly about 10 feet back. Her Lshift lets her get close to her team and follow them, but what if she needs a panic button because she's too close to the frontline or an enemy is trying to pick her off?
I feel like she could really use some more mobility tools for positioning that are less dependent on her teammates.

>>161758279
I'm not saying she's bad m8, I'm saying there are ways to deal with her.
Zarya still slaps her shit almost for free even after the respective Buff/Nerf

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D.Vafags, give me some ideas.

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>>161758085
>Its like driving a car and not knowing how to change a tire.
You mean
Like
Most women?
>mfw

But again, why would you need to know how to change a tire when you can wreck your whole car and INSTANTLY get a new one?
The koreans had to hurry the fuck up to not be steamrolled by the robolution, so their solution was putting people into mechs with little explanation and just providing them new ones when they fuck up.

>>161758279
>heroes are either OP or UP

>>161758368
I think she's already mobile enough, zen and ana don't have ANY mobility tools

>>161758380
D.Va finds some young boys to teach

>>161758536
But they have ways to reliably kill people while still healing, Mercy needs SOMETHING to stand out.
She has no E skill, she is literally an incomplete Hero at the moment.

>>161758536
I do feel a little sorry for Zenyattas lack of mobility, but Ana is good enough with her ranged healing that I don't find it necessary. I mean, what would you give up for a grapple? Your sleep dart? Your heal bottle? Didn't think so.
Zenyatta can't have mobility tools either because he needs his Lshift+E for Harmony/Discord. I'd maybe give him a built in booster mechanic like Pharah so he can hover his way up and onto platforms.

>plat instalocks soldier
>play zen
>get 3 golds
>he literally doesnt kill a single person

>>161758480
Zarya is balanced now
So is
Winston
Reaper
Tracer
Zenyatta
Reinhardt

>>161758380
Put some clothes on?

Do you guys think well ever see another sword hero or will Blizzard just be satisfied with Genji

>>161758781
Doomfist will be melee hero

>>161758442
>new ones when they fuck up

Can you imagine how much money it would cost to replace each mech?

some fucking frenchie in comp just gave up one round in on Ilios how ironic.
am i rite guys.

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>teammate picks Soldier
>we lose
>I pick Soldier
>we win

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Who is the best hero in the game and why is it Bastion
>insane dps
>infinite heal
>Ult can kill 200hp heroes with/without armor

>>161758292
My queues are probably a minute on average as solo, but maybe it's because I'm a mid plat shitter

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..does one... dare to hope?

>>161758781
They will give Genji a second sword so he can Deflect for twice as long.

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>>161758886
post overbuff

>>161758380
Give her a vibrating dildo.

>>161758781
I want them to make another Shimada, only instead of a ninja or an archer it's a samurai with sword as the only weapon.

And it would be Genji and Hanzo's little sister.

>>161758781
New sword hero. His ult opens up a gate that fires swords like Pharah's ult.

>>161758970
Serious talk

We all agree deflect would be fixed if we could meele Genji during it, right?

>>161759007
Do they explode into smaller swords?

What should I make webm's of?

>>161759073
Anthony Burch, please leave.

>>161758875
>2016
>still following faux new propaganda

>>161758965
Enjoy your +20 SR above last season's end.

Unless you were lower than plat, then you're going lower no matter what.

>>161759041
Deflect would be fixed if it had its area of effect reduced and lasted 0.25 s shorter. Little changes mean big difference. Or Blizz could remove genji.

>>161759007
His E lets him fire a beam of energy from his sword like Reinhardt's Fire Strike, and his LShift gives him a pulse that lets him see through walls and gives him the healthbars of enemy heroes.
He has 150HP and 150 Armor.

>>161759125


I wasn't ranked last season, I got the game last week

>>161759118
Fine. I'll go somwehere else to add exploding swords.

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>tfw teammates compliment your Widow play

>>161759082
Ults that don't get you killed and give you an actual leg up

>>161759173
>Remove the only high ceiling hero

t. Silver shittter

>>161758480
Welcome to the Blizzard Center!
Is this your first visit?
Let me show you around...
>that's blizzard's thing
>ever since WoW existed, it was unbalanced, and to this day, it still is, the favored classes just constantly change

Your post is the stupidest thing you can post when it comes to blizzard.

But, I'm not that anon. I WANT it to be that way, always gives the game a new flavor, and keeps it fresh.
People who complain are either autists (as in REEEEE THEY CHANGE STUFF I CANT INTO CHANGE, you know, real autists), or idiots who can't reflect their experience with games they dropped because seen everything, done everything.

>>161759289
>they compliment your Mercy play

>>161759305
>Genji
>high ceiling

t. Bronze

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Do you have feelings for D.va?

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>>161759348
>>161759289
>When people compliment your D.va play

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>>161759289
>teammate compliments your zen play, adds you and wants to play comp with you

>>161758864
Yeah, you really worry about money when robots are right at your doorstep, loudly announcing a genocide on you.

You know, canonically, most heroes were rushed/prototype projects because the omnic uprise came so quickly and happened all over the world

Reinhardt could also be even more fucking incredible, but the Crusader Armor was a prototype and germany's answer to the omnic uprise.

>>161759289
When your teammates compliment you on your McCree play

>>161759217
New fish! Everybody, there's a fresh meat here!

Is there anything worse than a shitty Ana? Like, honestly it makes my fucking blood boil seeing an ana just constantly shoot at a dvas defense matrix when people are dying right fucking infront of her

>play zen and 76, get steamrolled and lose quickly as zen
>guy plays ana the entire time
>we attack until overtime and lose
>end game with 7k healing at gold

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>>161759528
Disregarding your shitty webm, i do love D.va and I imagine how every single moment of my day would be different if Hana was by my side

>>161759753
>Is there anything worse than a shitty Ana?

you

and a bad mei

>>161759217
Enjoy your bronze then.

>>161759305
If I could, I probably wouldn't delete a hero. I'd need them into the ground.
>dragonblade range and duration lowered
>secondary fire horribly inaccurate
>deflect bypassed by melees and Fire Strike

>>161759528
> flat ass
> annoying personality
> not even that cute considering the rest of the cast

>>161759975
*nerf

>>161759780
Well what if you could have D.va by your side. What kind of life would you be living?

>What would you two do together?
>Where would you live?
>Would you have children?
>What would the sex be like?
>Would you be the dom and her the sub or would she wear the pants?
>What kind of car would she drive?
>What kind of care would you drive?
>What kind of jobs would you have?
>What kind of house would you live in?

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are there any actual healsluts here? I mean females/traps that literally play the game with a dildo in or like erping in voice chat.

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>team is full of no-stars who bought the game on sale
>other team has a fucking five-star stack of 3
I've given up.

Why are people so bad at pushing Eichenwald?

>>161759705
M-me too
>tfw my friends, a lvl 105, a lvl 61, a lvl 82 just dragged me straight into action, vs others of the same lvl
>tfw 800 hours of TF2 finally pay off
>having the time of this year
>next day, I play alone
>of course, with lvl 11, you get matched with people of lvl 1-25
>IT'S FUCKING KINDERGARTEN
>HOLY SHIT HOW BAD CAN PLAYERS GET
>WINSTON WOULD YOU NOT- down the cliff again
>SOLDIER, YOU CAN DO MORE THAN BANG BANG, USE RIGHT CLICK AND YOUR E, PLEEEEEAAAAASE
>bastion is patiently waiting at point B while point A isn't even taken
>playing support seems ABSOLUTELY FORBIDDEN
I was close to biting my monitor, it got me shaking
They were... so... so... bad.
Someone hold me ;_;

>>161760378
Can I subscribe to your blog somewhere?

>>161758965
>>161759217
5-5 got me 2100, but I doubt 8-2 will get you any higher than 2300.

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>>161756227
HOW THE FUCK DO I GET THIS GOOD?????

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> 7 wins, 1 draw and 2 losses in S3 placements
> lose five points

Okay then.

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>NA top 500 is equal to EU diamond

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>>161759571
>main Zen
>almost always get compliments, especially when solo healer
>that's just it
>forever just a lone piece of harmony

>join game
>diamond and gold duo queue
>gold plays mccree and diamond plays mercy

just kill me

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Post the memes that gave you cancer

now that d.va is op, there is literally no reason to pick harambe

>>161756350
but it isn't, at least for me. i play mostly mercy and rein i don't want attention or anything. i just want to keep my team alive so they can do their thing. why do healslut and bimbo have to be used all the time? i get that every girl character is going to be sexualized to some extent, but i feel like it's getting out of hand with the healslut stuff.

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>>161760748
Your post gave me cancer

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>Was 2000 last season due to doing my placements drunk and annoyed
>Get at least two medals every game
>Couple POTG's cards in half my games
>Nearly 90% percentile on Overbuff for all things that matter
>Go 2-7-1 but not that worried about it
>Had a lot of deaths but ehh
>See this

No fucking way. I cut out 3 of my games from this placement cycle, PLUS my overbuff rating.

Theres NO FUCKING WAY I am that bad right?

Whos your waifu?

Well what if you could have your waifu by your side. What kind of life would you be living?

>What would you two do together?
>Where would you live?
>Would you have children?
>What would the sex be like?
>Would you be the dom and her the sub or would she wear the pants?
>What kind of car would she drive?
>What kind of car would you drive?
>What kind of jobs would you have?
>What kind of house would you live in?

>>161760165
i have always wanted to try this out. Might have to next time i have the house to myself.

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Heres from my Overbuff page

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do you know why i play on xbox? because the game actually fair on that platform, for everyone.

xbox: everyone has the same hardware
>perfectly fair, only skill decides the outcome of a match

pc:
>buy expensive mouse with perfect sensor, buy expensive mechanical keyboard with mx clear switches, buy expensive nvme m.2 ssd (so you always load in faster and can instalock your main), pay for expensive 100/100 internet connection for perfect ping, buy expensive 144hz monitor with g-sync ulmb, buy expensive 7.1 audio system
>get an instant competitive advantage over people too poor for that stuff

>>161761067
Performance literally never matters in placement

Didn't in League

Only matters if you win or lose

>>161761242
>being poor

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>tfw stunting on dps fags

>>161761067
Are you sure you didn't just intentionally do this?

>>161761067
No one really knows how they rank you, I kept looking during my placement games and I never went against someone who outranked my S2 high.
My guess is you were doomed to 1000~ from the start, The game was just looking for where to put you.

>>161756227
Interesting.
Very interesting.

Thank you, anon. I will make use of this

Do you have a showcase on how to take full advantage of hanzo's/genji's mobility, too?

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>>161761278
Like I want to keep playing, and I know I could probably hoist myself up to 1700 minimum, but I really really dont want to deal with the people at this elo.

>>161761067
Yes see >>161761224

Clearly not correlated

>>161761278
yes it does

i went 4-2-4 and placed 2800

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>>161761336
>Trollington

>>161761067
>6 different mercy players
>3-7
yes probably, that is absolutely the shitter bracket
medals are relative, if youre paired with shitters outperforming them is meaningless, you need to be outperforming the enemy team, not your own

>>161761224
>Bubblenator
I really like that name.

>>161761132
Zen
>>What would you two do together?
Experience tranquility all day every day
>>Where would you live?
Do we really give a fuck? Probably pilgrimage
>>Would you have children?
No
>>What would the sex be like?
No
>>Would you be the dom and her the sub or would she wear the pants?
No
>>What kind of car would she drive?
No
>>What kind of car would you drive?
A Chevrolet Camaro Concept just because shit is cash
>>What kind of jobs would you have?
Uhh... Zen Monks??...
>>What kind of house would you live in?
Second question

symmetra patch live when?

>>161761242
>not having a gtx 1080
>not having a 1440p 165hz ips monitor
>not having 1tb SSD
>not having HD 800 headphones
lmao

>>161761764
Whenever the Xmas event starts

>>161761242
Thanks anon, Next time we talk about why you play on Xbox we can look back to this.

What is the most stressful hero in this game?

>>161761224
>>161761067
What's your final rank in S2? What's your S1 rank?

From now on, don't play tank, don't play Mei, NEVER play support just instalock S76 each game. You'll be fine. Placements are just weird.

ive been in the no limits queue on na for 4 minutes, will people rage if i go into qp and just play hanzo?

>>161761756
Zenyatta is a shitty waifu.

I swear this game would be better with half the heroes. A lot of them feel like mistakes.

>>161761913
The game would be better with twice the heroes and a ban phase.

What the fuck is wrong with competetive matchmaking in season 3?

I used to have confidence when solo queueing, but now I am almost certain I'll have fucktards on my team.

Is it because I got placed in gold instead of platinum?

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>>161761837
40 and 1900 (approx cause I forget) respectively

Like even 1500 would have been fine for a mong like me, but fucking hell

>>161761352
Check if they aren't all dead due to noshield

>>161761067
>>161761602
that was probably meaner than i intended it to be
anon bronze bracket is like braindead level, those players can be outperformed by blizzards shitty ai 100% of the time, you can ABSOLUTELY improve if youre placed there, you dont even need to grind aiming ability, you just need to make smart decisions and try communicating
dont be discouraged

>tfw you can only play one character genuinely well
I keep up and sometimes outperform diamond and master cunts when I'm playing hog, but I get fucking annihilated if I play anyone else usually. I cucked my own mmr

>>161761067
>no Ana

Lmao

>>161761242
I can only repeat the same I did in the tf2 thread

>use 10yo rubberdome keyboard
>use 5yo office mouse, retail, so I don't even know how old actually
>still fucking wreck my m8s on LAN parties, who have a ~500€ equipment
git gud

The professional™ Razer™ high-perfomance™ Gay Ming™ Equipment automatically improving you is placebo.
It's only practice and being familiar with what you have.

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>Be 3350 SR
>Playing on Gold Friend's account to play placement matches with another friend who is unranked
>Junkrats every time on both teams

Gross

>>161762082
I think I've settled into the idea that I will just play 76 and at least get some Comp Points out of the deal

>>161754798
Tanks have more effect on a game desu

>>161762060
Yeah, if you placed at 2000 and ended up lower, this season is gonna fuck you hard.

But seriously, just pick one-two carry heroes you're good at and play only that.

Anyone else had the servers crash on them?

>>161762375
Other than 76 who is a good carry? I really like Pharah and I seem to play really really well with Mei, especially with the onslaught of D.Va players)

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>Barrier on cooldown
>DVa's fat fucking mech gets stuck with a grenade
>get blown up because they don't understand what "Stuck" means
>lose chance to cap B on Anubis at overtime
I really hate these newfags

>>161762529
Ana

>>161762529
Ana, Tracer if you have good tracking, Zarya, Roadhog

>>161762529
Mei is a good one, so is D.VA. Parah is also a good carry hero. Generally the heros that can heal themselves, or get out of a bad situation quickly are good. I'm not sure if you would want to pick roadhog though, he helps the enemy team by charging their ults.

>>161762529
All offense characters other than maybe sombra can carry if you're good with them

VOTE
O
T
E

http://www.strawpoll.me/11791781

POLL TIME!

STOP TELLING PEOPLE TO PICK CARRY HEROES, TELL THEM TO USE THEIR MIC, TEAMPLAY IS KEY

also have Zarya on your team

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>not carrying yourself in s3 with symmetra

>>161762772
Found the silver shitter

I'm a support main who also plays a lot of tank. Last season I had a shit ton of time as lucio but haven't touched him this season yet because I heard he's not that good anymore. So I've been playing Ana. But now I hear lucio is still the best healer so I need a concensus. I know there's a lot of variables like team comp, game mode, map, etc but as a general rule who's the best healer currently lucio or Ana? Wild card: Zenyatta? Who should I be playing the most of? Not asking about climbing rank. That'll come when it comes. I just want to play whoever is best

>>161762769
As long as there's a Zarya, Ana or a Reinhardt on the team who can synergize with Hog, he does fine. His hook is an almost guaranteed pick.

>>161762842
What else are you going to do at a low SR? Most people don't chat unless it's to complain.

>>161762880
did you find a mirror?

Any tips for Ana?

I usually get gold healing per match, even if there's a 2nd healer present.

My only problem so far feels like I waste sleep darts, and then I need it 2 seconds later, and the damage:heal balance (I often find myself being the one taking care of the Pharas, even with s76 in our team).

>just made it to 3000
>still feel mediocre
What's the actual gud rank? 3200?

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>>161756350

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>>161762817
>no pharah

Guess that's for second place then

>>161762880
ok maybe excluding tracer as well. Do you disagree with anyone else?

>>161762817
>no Zenyatta
I mean
I do have a fetish for aryans (don't get me wrong, blue eyes and blonde is just my type) AND people who care more about mending wounds than making them, but... eh.

I'm a bit disappointed.
Zenyatta is my waifu/husbando/whatever, even if I platonically adore him.

>>161762978
Ana is better than 76 at dealing with Pharah, due to her high DPS, no spread hit scan. It's fine if you want to get her out of the sky over 76, since he can deal with the tanks now.

>>161763000
high master/grandmaster, top 1% percentile or be shit.

>>161754598
You have to flank as winston, or even 76/pharah, you just have to accept that you need to mix up how you corner peek and learn the widows pattern of where she's going to fire. Corner peeking with a 76 rocket will fuck a widows day up and usually give you some breathing room.

>>161762817
Mercy is in the lead!

>>161754090
>those piss jugs

what a lady

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>>161756227
>>161760549
HELLO????
PLEASE RESPOND!!!!

>>161763049
Genji and Reaper cannot carry.
Maybe their ult can turn the tides but otherwise, they stay flank. This turn of the tides can immediately be nullified if your team fucking sucks, and if the enemy groups up, you'll simply get steamrolled, or constantly play run-and-gun, which is useless if their support does his job right. Flanking just gives you the illusion to carry because it's fun as fuck to play, but the carry remains tanks, ana, or 76

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>join in a match
>a girl is shouting in the mic "you suck so hard omfg do something you faggots"
>she is playing Mercy and keeps dying all the time
>over +200h with Mercy and less than 30min every other

And yet you wonder why girls have bad reputation

Can this game please just be deleted

I wish they would match players based on statistics, not their rank

>>161763486
2bh the ones that aren't obnoxious usually won't have you know their gender

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>>161763486
why is this so common? I have 4 150 hours + with mercy on my friends list who are girls and they are all gold shitters

is the healslut meme real? is that the only reason they play? pick related

Went from 2300 to 3100 in two days.

1) It's easier to rank up and I'm still shit
2) I've gotten better
3) I got a lucky streak and got carried
4) I'm a faggot
5) All of the above

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>>161761067
I ended up in about the same situation as you, except I barely calibrated into silver this time. I've lost about 250 points in the 24 hours.

>>161762817
>tfw only one who voted ana

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>>161763709
>4) I'm a faggot

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>>161756227
>people say you don't need skill to play lucio
>mfw I couldn't even dream of being this good at lucio

>>161763709
3+4 probably.

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This will be confirmed canon and nothing will keep it from happening.

>>161763714
>accidentally a word
The PAST 24 hours.

>>161763714
Im playing my first comp game now.

It literally feels like they are bots.
>Running right at us through the choke
>Barely using any strategy other than click mouse to pew
>Died twice to one good Zenyatta and thats it
>No contest of Objective till 10s left

Will blog again after my attack

>>161763434
genji can absolutely carry up until probably high diamond, but you're right about reaper I was making too broad a claim

>>161763707
Nah,they just like to be useful to the team with the minimum type of effort.The not in your face type of girls are good sports tho,actually know how to play and have spicy memes.

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>>161763601
If they did that, I'd be fucked.

>>161761882
Fite me IRL faggot

Even if your waifu is sombra or symmetra, they're objectively not nearly as smart (not to mention wise) as Zen.
Being filled with pure happiness from toe to scalp >> fulfilling your ridiculously precise fetishes for that 1h hormone boost and having your depression return after that

>>161763707
vidya is less popular among girls, so most of them are casuals
mercy is extremely easy to play and very useful for the team
at least I really hope that's the reason

Why don't people play triple tank DS on diamond, why the fuck do they insist on running a 2/2/2.

>>161763865
>Ana W/L

Wew lad, there's a time when you just have to say "I'm going to go S76 and you can't stop me".