Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>>161656686
As the person that makes usually makes threads 15-20 posts early what the fuck are you doing nigger we have easily 2 hours before this needed to be made that's how dead /d2g/ is

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>18 memes early

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my non-cuckolding and actually pure waifu

>bet on two matches that look like sure wins for 250 each
>lose
>dont bet on game where our team is arguing at the start and saying they'll feed and saying in all chat to come kill them
>win

Dota is a cruel mistress

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

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Singsing is our guy.

Why is chessie in the us? or does he stream & have to do press with the coL team?

you're right, we were going at a pace where it's safest to just get the new thread out of the way in case thread happens to be archived within the next 10 seconds

>>161656817
>>161656826
fuck off mate I need to post my memes before I go to work

>you will never have a dotard gf

HOW DO I GET ONE

>>161657138
Well it's properly made so no qualms here friend, used to be you made the new thread 20 posts early because by the time you could link it 15 people had posted already. Even worse during TI new thread had to be made when old ones were in the 600's because people were posting so fast.

Lol anon your such a newb

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I did it lads. I finally figured out why the west is so shit at Dota. It's because it's an inherently communist game.

"From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs"
This means everyone must try as hard as they can, but they only get what they need. Supports get little, carries just get it all. Contrast this with capitalism, where everyone competes with eachother, and the best ends up on top. If this were the case, carries and supports would compete for last hits with eachother, and the one who gets least would naturally become a support.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

Whens monkey king? I dont care about some shitty tournament

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Hi Bulldog, first I LOVE YOU
I want to know if you remember this moment. At TI3 I was in line for the secret shop, I noticed you had a player badge (but I didn't know who you were because I'm basically a moron when it comes to the pro scene) so I asked what team you were on. You turned your badge around and I saw alliance and I said "oh! You guys are going to win!" I walked away but my friends were behind you. You said to your girlfriend (or some girl) I'm a nobody... And you guys lost some games after that, but it all worked out for the best TI there has ever been. Do you remember this moment??

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best waifu comming thru

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I passed over 100 commends too, yey

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even valve themselves know that hosting the Major in Boston was a mistake

How do I jungle CK from level 1?

Any thoughts on roaming arc? Just maxing flux and running into lanes, the enemy is pretty much forced to stay in the lane or deal with the flux damage which means your laners can smash their shit

>>161659751
what game

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bruh.
Link me the official /d2g/ discord channel

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>they made a patch just to make the treant set portrait not look like merchant

>>161660374
CK is one of the worst junglers in the game. Just don't.

>>161661161
battletoads

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>>161659751
that looks nothing like Lina though?

Removed another wisdom tooth anons
Popped several prescripted ibuxes already
Still aches
Help
Heeeeeeelp

>>161661842
>Wisdom
what did he mean by this?

>>161662003
Don't meme me this is serious

>>161661382
Pls respondo

>>161661842
Ignore it.
Duh
Enjoy shit sleep

Fresh LLamadownsyndrome DRAMA from reddit

http://imgur.com/a/yG9fY

>>161662826
can you tl;dr I'll upvote you

>>161662826
>read this
>have no clue what's going on
>not important anyway

Conclusion: fuck everyone involved, including you.

>>161662826
why hasn't llama kill herself yet?

>>161662826
>autism down under strikes again
i hope she gets gassed

>>161663132
>>161663189

It happened during a Collegiate Star League game which Llama was casting. Someone in the twitch chat who was a friend of Trubs was flaming llama in the twitch chat. At the start of one of the games, Trubs typed in all chat something like "lets raise our cups to the chode strangler" who was the person that was flaming llama and got banned from the twitch chat. Llama's vagina was hurt and this happened.

>>161662826
So glad Anniedroid (sic) got into casting. I think she's great, and dispells the bad image for women in Dota that people like Llama spread thru their insane bullshit.

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>>161663386
>"lets raise our cups to the chode strangler"

>thought we were done with Llama
>turns out we weren't done with Llama
So it goes

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE THE NEW LIQUIPEDIA

>>161662826
She's a monster.

>>161661637
No stfu he can jungle

>>161663887
Can I somehow remove the contents tab? It literally takes 1/4 of my screen for no reason

>>161663887
wtf when did they change the layout?

You Want to Jungle with Chaos Knight?

Use this Build ang get Feeded by creeps!
>-it value point in crit stun and max the W
>-Use Tangos to regenerate your life
>-Buy Morbid mask for Lifesteal
>-Buy Hand of Midas
>-Buy Heart
>-FINISH!!! Now everybody will fear you

>EG don't even play till sunday
FUCK I HATE GSL FORMAT SO FUCKING MUCH

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>>161664146
>>161664205
>>161663887
they decided to copy youtube and dedicate half the page to blank space

Jungle ck is retardo. With the advent of iron talon ck is officially best as a 3position.

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waow, 8.5 is looking pretty good compared to llama now

>>161663386
>lets raise our cups to the chode strangler
pls be real

>>161663887
Some months ago there was a faggot making a scene about how liquidpedia uses old stuff in the forums

"something something php4noobs something something coding for dummies something something "

>>161664397
>>161664146
Don't you get it? The large buttons? the screen getting shrunk lengthwise?
They're optimizing it for mobile users.

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>>161664397
>>161663887
>Web design for 1280x1024 monitors

t-thanks

>>161664931
>shrink down window
>it reverts to old layout
>use widescreen
>half the screen space is wasted
wow

>>161664874
except a mobile user would just use a mobile version of the website

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Is this correct?

guys i dont understand, the past two mid games i've played, i stand in front of creep range, never get denied, and yet the enemy gets level 2 after the first wave whereas i get none. How does this work, can someone explain what the fuck is happening?

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>>161665591
Replace all instances of RTC with shadow and Faith_bian from Wings

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end

>>161665394
you can use the mobile version, yes, but what about using the web version on your mobile/tablet which now is easier to click on shit

>>161665883
RTZ has a notoriously low death average, people just spam BabyRage whenever he dies.

>>161665812
>Be 1k scrub
>Don't understand EXP range
>Move behind tower to be safe
>Get EXP starved
every
Single
time

>>161666115
I hope he wins guys

Ayo give me christmas related pics

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>all this shitty esports and waifu talk when we can talk about a real subject

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>>161665720
tresdin pls be gentle
i-im kind of new to all of this....

>>161666314
thats the thing, i know exp range. I was literally less than 500 units away from creeps, and yet i didnt get level two.

>>161666468
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/4/41/Face_notyet_03.mp3

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>tfw no Slacks BF to support you to 5K

>>161663887
>>161664397
>>161664931
LET GET THI SHIT STARTED
>Web """""""""""developers"""""""""""
>Material Design
>Smarthphone Generation

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>>161666468
you must be new here

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White's move. What do dotards?

>>161667602
lose desu

>>161667602
win because im white

>>161667602
Nc3#

>>161667602
Bishop to F6

>>161667602
nc3?

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>>161667508
>waifuposter telling malcolmposter he's new

wewewew

>>161667858
>>161668187
2k mmr NA plebs

>>161668015
>>161668234
6k mmr EU master race

what hero counters Morphling?

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>>161668545

>>161668545
what if there was a hero that countered morphling

>>161668545
Two Morphlings

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>>161663386
>"lets raise our cups to the chode strangler"

>>161668614
>>161668678
>>161668780
o for fucks sake

>>161668545
The opposing mage

>>161669128
You mean the negative wizard

>>161668545
Silence and ET aura.

>>161667602
A2 to C3

>>161663386
>yes
>i still do
based
>apologizing like a total cuck
not based

>>161668545
lc, am

PL is really great against it but shit against morphs 4 allies

SD can make morph kill himself or his whole team

>been stuck in low priority hell
>only getting snowballing heros (whom can't snowball because all other lanes feed) and shitty supports
>10 games in already
how do i end this hell

>>161667602
how do i get into chess guys

>>161668545
Disruptor.

I want to practice Arc but I don't want to do terribly and make my team lose because of me
do I just play him anyways and not care what my team says?

>>161669445
There is no fuckin' ground floor is hell Jesse Custer

>>161669445
stack with d2g so you can have an even more unbearable experience

>>161669625
yes
play a few games in 10v10 first to get a feel for him

>>161669552
This

Disruptor is actually broken as fuck
If I was a cuck I would play that hero
>have to do some support quests
>pick disruptor
>the easiest matches I've ever had
The hero literally counters almost everything that you hate

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>>161669665
The best experiences

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can I get some (You)s?

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>>161669979
Free (You)s in here anon quick come in

>>161669625
I thought it was gonna be hard but it really isn't

Just go in a game and get xp, once you get level 6 its a fucking bliss

>>161669523
spam FICS and watch youtube videos. I did that and got better, but not good. to git gud I think you need to join a club or something, or be smarter than me I guess

I don't care for Llama and I think she did a cunty thing, but Redditards are being absolute shitters with their kangaroo court witch-hunting bullshit. I also don't think it's right they get to ruin someone's livelihood when they don't care about what she did, but rather they just want to get on her case and this is the perfect chance to pitchfork.

>>161667602
I literally posted these chess memes like two years ago and got a week ban for like each post within like 40 mins nice consistency jannies :^)

>>161670308
>kangaroo court witch-hunting bullshit
link?

>>161670308
i have NO idea what the fuck you're talking about but i can still tell your post is absolute garbage

Which is the best sven set

>>161670370
I'm on mobile, it's the 2nd thread of the subreddit

>>161670410
Amazing contribution. Please give me more of your opinions about stuff which you know nothing about. You fucking retard.

>>161670308
fuck off faggot

>>161669349>>161669349

>SD
that's the one, I'll do SD. based gulagite have a double (You)

What does llama even look like?
Was she ever invited in an event?

>>161670514
sure my opinion is you're a faggot and should kill yourself or fuck off back to red.dit

>>161670685
Why should I kill myself when it's your family who thinks you're a worthless NEET with no future
??

>>161670514
>>161670308
You have to go back, reddit-kun.

If given 60 seconds against a unit with 0 armor/mr and infinite health, what 6 slotted + moonshard hero could do the most damage?

>>161670308
>>161670514
I assume this is about that imgur where she was going on about a forfeit because of a shout out to a twitch bully?
Literally a perfect excuse to oust Llama from the scene without having to argue with people who would argue for her with things like "But she tries so hard" and "It's hard to break in to the casting scene".
It's a gift from god to people who actually care about the quality of casting.

>>161670602
she was casting for bts for a while but she was so bad that even jew couldn't tolerate her

>>161670986
ursa with mom and 5 rapira

>>161670308
the only fucking reason llama is relevant is because of fucking reddit

they have every single right to tell that bitch to fuck off

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>AnimeNEETs triggered by women because of the bullying they suffered at their hands at their shitty minority infested compulsory education before they dropped out of life

every
SINGLE
time

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>>161670308

>>161671109
switch one rapier for desolator and another for bloodthorne

>>161670884
>>161671139
fuck off already

>>161669625
Yes.

The people on your team are around your MMR, meaning that they are absolute shitters and have no clue what is going on. They're stupid, ignore them. You learn a hero a lot faster in real games so just jump into it.

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@161671139
>0 animenewts posting
>anon goes out of his way to cry about llama and animeneets because he needs attention from his peers to make up for the lack of attention his mother and father game him

every damn time

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what did lamma do

>>161670424
Fear sword + Halloween set.

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what stream are we watching lads?

>>161671103
pics?

>>161670986
windranger?

>161671308

>Autistic NEETs using kun like cringe Lords

>Not AnimeNEETs

w e w
e
w

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Posted from earlier, but removed due to video issues.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yw01wJJeOcA

I made this Prince of Egypt spoof video for r/dota2, so there a few jokes for them but I thought you could enjoy the rest (for example, Wraith King is meant to be Drakus, a known patch-requester user). I couldn't get the render looking perfect, but its good enough to show.

/d2g/ is my home, but the other place usually gets more news.

>>161671463
Imagine a frumpy Australian jew.

>>161671370
I think she disqualified a random team in some unimportant tournament because someone on that team made a shout out to a banned guy. She thought the shout out was a jab at her because he was banned for harassing her but the shout outer claims not to have known about that, only about the ban. Pretty embarrassing for all parties.

>>161671463
dude just google llamadownunder
the ugliest one is what you looking for

>>161671370
>>161671370
she finally had enough and threatened to blok a whole Star League Collegiate game by disqualifying one team for having made a shoutout to someone who she had earlier banned in chat. the guy who made the shoutout says he didn't know why his friend was banned, and we don't really know why but probably it has something to do with her sex life or something

TLDR: she felt that everyone overstepped the line against her all the time, so it was time for her to do the same

llama is cancer desu. I expected nothing else from a aussie cunt

How much gold is the ancient worth?

are we redditposting now lads?

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>>161671430
Halloween set is untradeable

I wish I could ban Sniper bot from being on my team, he makes bot games less fun because he always gets like ultra kills at 17 minutes in. I'm the one who's supposed to be stomping bots, not him.

>>161671767
All of it

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>d2g tricked into supporting twitch chat because of their extreme autism and hatred for women

yessss come over to the based twitch bro side

Reminder that twitch is more our guys than us ourselves

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>>161671534
Now that's some Dotakino

How do I activate the compendium effects for teleports and fountains?

>>161671767
seriously ask slacks on reddit. you'll get a 2 page essay back on the lore of the ancients and what gold represents in dota

>>161672173
What is slacks' lore? What is his backstory?

>>161672268
he needs money to stop his balding

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what is d2gs lore

what is d2gs back story

Does anyone else hate armlet?

>>161672475
>about 200 australians find a game that is just as disappointed in them as their parents are

>>161672594
I hate everything related to dota, so yes.

>>161672268
He made a funny voice while playing gyro copter once

>>161672679
>>161671308
>My parents hate my worthless self so it must be the same for everyone else on the £ag

weew

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>basedstalians run these four chins

neat

What if hiroshima sold 4chan to australia

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guess who

>>161673507
now this is a good post

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>>161673567

>>161673651
Pit Lord

>>161673805
wrong :p

>>161673651
weaver

>>161673853
naga xD

>>161673651
venomancer

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>>161673805
>>161673927
>>161673970
>>161674313

>>161656996
Batrider is the most horrible title I think. I mean the thing he rides looks like a giant tub of ketchup and not like a bat.

guys what if there was an item that could :

>trump will die in your lifetime

>>161674389
>forgot to spoiler the greentext

well that's a nice meme right there :^)

>>161674335
Thats legit

How do we fix SingSing?

>>161674659
Have him join a team he's compatible with.

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>tfw the comfiest stream on the internet will never stream dota

>>161673507
why does this turn me on?
I'm heterosexual

>>161675094
because you are a woman

>>161675230
no i am a male dota player.

>>161675285
yeah a male (female)

>>161675285
>dota

theres your problem

>>161675357
but that's what that elf is

>>161672885
so what are you and the other high school aged children doing this weekend? smoking glue out of soda cans?

>>161670216
It's mostly once I hit 6 and start tabbing back and forth between my character and the illusion, I'll stop paying attention to where my hero is, and he'll just be walking into the enemy
I'm thinking maybe just pressing q, then e, then just right clicking the enemy, and THEN tabbing

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>pro players whining and bitching on Twitter about having no food served to them

Holy shit, you get paid to play a video game and you can't just go buy your own lunch?

>>161674335
not even reported

>>161674816
guys who is going to sit adelaide down and explain it

>>161676014
which pros I don't see any on my timeline

>>161676238
https://twitter.com/melonzzdota/status/804813879008174080

And moo as well

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>>161676173
ME!

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>>161676014
hello again anon :^)

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>>161676173

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>>161676425
hi

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>tfw just got rankup from 2k to 2k+ in go
one step closer to the dream... being a dan player...

This epicenter and ti spoiled this little bitches too much. They cry over that lgd highwriting paper at the door, cry that they dont supply unlimited food. Dota scene will die faster than suppose to die.

What is the number to the right of the loss %tage? The one that is supposed to be mbps?

I see it at 0 most of the time, with a few spikes

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>>161677596
gave me a boner desu

>>161677417
i think that default ping display is bugged, you are supposed to use some console command, though i don't remember which one
i think it was "dota_ping" or something similar

what's a good dota hero to pick when you're sleepy?

>>161678863
Roof

>>161679064
who's roof?

>>161672475
>no one remembers gents

>>161679228
Rooftrellen

>>161679064
>>161679228
fuck it i failed to connect and I don't think I want to play this shit game anyways

>>161679395
Cya tomorrow

>>161679064
>>161679228
>>161679395
I don't get it

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hello dotards

>>161679886
hey qt

Post THAT webm.

you know the one

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>>161679864
>Replacement

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>pub game
>enemy team has Spirit Breaker, Phantom Assassin and Juggernaut
>just constant stream of "here i am, you are dead!"
>pound us neverendingly
>have only top baracks and ancient left
>once get a lucky shot and destroy them
>push hard
>destroy their middle towers before we destroy their middle baracks
>get pushed in hard
>they reach our ancient
>"DIRE VICTORY"
>Your non-super creeps have whittled down their ancient in the last second
>MFW

Who else had something like this?

Wait. Does anyone here actually enjoy Dota? We're all just here out of some sort of masochism and desire to shitpost, right?

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>>161679932

When does Boston start?

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>>161680082
i enjoy dota but can hardly ever play because floridian 1500 ping swamp internet

>>161680082
I think it's fun

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>>161679932

>>161680091
want her to crush my head between her thighs like a watermelon

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>>161679932
I really love Soe.

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>>161679932

>>161680285
post THAT specific webm

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>>161679864
>tfw the only visa issue for an entire team actually improved the quality of the tournament

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Boston tomorrow and I don't even work!!!

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>>161679864
>monkeys-forever

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>>161679932

>>161679864
why is LGD there?

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>he paid money

>To go to the worst city in America
>During December
>To watch a shitty single elim tourney

>>161681374
I'm not gay or anything but I want to shove my face in that guys ass.

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>>161681374
who?

>>161681374
uh i'm straight okay

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So NP are the first to get knocked out of boston right? :^)

what hud skin do you use and why?

Are wings basically the final boss of a touhou but in dota2?

>>161681719
Mana pool, I like the colors and its cheap
I used to have black monolith which I loved, but I caved in and sold it for like 8 gabebux

>>161680243
>cringe
Discount fedora that was pretty fucking based

>>161681826
no they suck ass

eg raped them with artour having 2 zero death games

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>>161681826

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Are liquid the underdogs at Boston?

>>161681904
classic australia

>>161682002
>falling for the off-season russian team
hello newfriend

>play four games as meepo back to back for ez wins
>my versatility star rank suddenly shoots down from 9 to non existent.
Well okay.

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>le wings are le unbeatable Xd

>like doto
>be in korea
true suffering

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>>161681484
>>161681539
>>161681629

fucking faggots

>>161682389
they already won TI who cares about this lan except for notail anyways

>>161681674
i hope so

>>161682389
Your subvocalizing brain can't comprehend the 4D Go that Wings is playing, just give up already Pynchon.

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>he thinks rtz can win a non-honeypot

i want to fuck an anime

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>artours hair

J U S T

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>>161682702
>Majors aren't a honeypot

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>>161681629
>>161681539
>>161681484

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>>161681719
I like HUD's that don't draw too much attention and are dark.

Used to use timbers hud but the day/nightclock never worked and it was too red

>>161682767
doesn't matter what they are, rtz sure isn't winning one :^)

>>161681674
>not faceless

>>161682737
wish I could smell arteezy butthole desu

>>161681719
>tfw have used mana pool since it's release

I remember seeing it in one of cybromatts patch blog shit and immediate going to find it

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Why does this man trigger d2g so hard

>>161682942
europeans hate him

>>161682942
we don't like shit players

it's why d2g hates itself

>>161682942
who

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>there has never be anyone as controversial as rtz

really makes yo- no wait it doesn't

even after it was revealed puppey was the cancer all along people are still salty about the babyrager

>>161682469
fuck i thought it was milana from the thumbnail

>>161683183
I think more people hate envy

>>161683064
>d2g likes EE
?

>Inb4 le getting carried to a major kicking and screaming fighting victory at every turn means he is goo

>>161683157
what's that from lad

>>161683267
envy isn't controversial since everybody hates him in unison

EVERYONE SHUT UP

GRANT IS LIVE

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>after this major notail will be not only an objectively better player than rtz, he will also be more successful

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>our lad Grant is live

>>161683383
But the shitposting narrative always told me that animeposters liked him?
How am I supposed to trust the gulag if it contradicts itself constantly?

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>It's been 4 months since dotacouch made anything

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>>161683383
dark messiah of might & magic
fun game

>>161683383
only reddit hates envy

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>>161683429
>The man carried by miracle forever

>Good

MY
FUCKING
GIGASIDES

>>161683539
you need better judgement to see through the lies

>>161683615
right i finished it a while ago but i don't remember that particular qt in the ending
is it modded or something

>>161683662
>Only reddit likes envy

fixed your typo, fellow poster

>>161667602
>Single-move checkmate puzzle
Only Euros think this is a challenge.

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>>161683679
I didn't say he was good, just objectively better than rtz :^)

>visit reddit after a week of no dota
>llama getting flamed and destroyed like d2g has never done

when did reddit become so much better than d2g?

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>>161683826
Still wrong my salty europeon / thirdie poster.

>>161683353
>>Inb4 le getting carried to a major kicking and screaming fighting victory at every turn means he is goo
you didnt even watch the major did you

our lad cheese is live

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>the only good Dota player doesn't even get to go to the Major
explain your shit game to me dotards

>>161684196
EE was a detriment on the team

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>>161684117
>notail carries games since mircale left
>rtz doesn't carry eg despite the talent on the team
>notail has won 2 valve events
>rtz has won 0 and placed 16th at TI
>notail plays with literal whos and finds atleast moderate success
>rtz has been on multiple 'super teams' and failed on all of them

just all facts friendio :^)

>>161684280
bsj is not good

>>161684371
I watch rtz pubs and mechanically he is the best in the game.

But he's all rice and shit at team fights unfortunately

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>>161684371
>OG
>Good without miracle

>N0tail
>Winning anything relevant without miracle

How's those facts for you laddie

why did they remove in-game reports? because people shit up the games more by stopping to report? is it so you'd forget to report after you've had time to cool off? so you won't report for little bullshit? either way I just forgot to report a pretty toxic PA instalocker and I'm pissed

>>161684371
notail is actually based as fuck on carry by now

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>Puppey confirmed the cancer in all super teams
>Yuros still desperate to blame rtz when the blood is on their hands

>>161684540
No one said they where good

they are just better than eg, and notail is better than rtz

>>161684347
so what youre saying is you didnt watch the major

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>n0tail is good
>EG is bad

seems to be yuro and thirdie power hour.

It'll be fun seeing all the teams from the T6 region of EU being crushed by NA and CIS.

aight who won the draft in this grant-pub? radiant all the way, right?

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>>161684371
theres a reason secret v2 were the favorites to win ti5 you assclown

>>161684628
>all super teams


but he isn't currently on eg? why are they doing so badly then ?

>>161674335
>4 points in the dog shit that is degenerate aura

>>161684846
>Why isn't your team winning honeypots right before a major

It's a story I've been hearing from you since you were a huge secret fancuck thinking they would sweep TI5.

>>161684846
they're doing fine

unless you think not winning every single honeypot is important

>>161684840
>gustav came that close to being the first person to win two TIs
feelsbadman

>>161684840
and then they got knocked out by tier 2 slavs in 8th place and the team that kicked rtz for a random no name replacement won the whole thing :^)

Should I drop 3b on seren bow and sliske staff or wait for another few months for them to drop even more?

>>161684962
>>161684840
Reminder that secret is the biggest embarrassment in the history of esports and that all of Europe was canonically all-in on them.

is there a true sight ep 2 vod anywhere?

>>161684961
choke4

>>161684962
>your post
>in any way relevant to my post
the reddit face you added at the end doesnt make you look any better

>>161685085
ye

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I had to go through a lot of folders to find this pic

>>161685087
>>in any way relevant to my post


I mean the whole post chain is about laughing at rtz misfortune at non-honeypot lans

>>161685189
excellent reading comprehension my yuropeon friend

>you play meepo
>you end up in a fight
>you're about to die
>you have a reserve meepo on low hp in your jungle
>you get it killed by neutrals before your fight meepo dies
does the enemy team get xp?

>>161685085
yt

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>>161685175
still makes me laugh

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Why do EU teams fall for small fry lans which expose their strats and power levels?

>>161685281
>"rtz does bad at non-honeypots"
>"yeah but he did well at honeypots once!"
>"yes and then immediately had a poor result at a non-honeypot"
>"wow how is that at all relevant?"

great self awareness you've got going on there m80 :^)

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post your battlepass predictions

>>161685402
from >>161684371
>>notail plays with literal whos and finds atleast moderate success
>>rtz has been on multiple 'super teams' and failed on all of them
>post screenshot of obvious success
>you respond with something irrelevant to my post

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>>161685413
Soe will win my heart

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>>161685519
>failed on all of them


yes which part of 'non-honeypot' is confusing you this much anon?

>inb4 the americlaps go back on 'le honeypot meme is literal fact' when it suits them

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>he doesn't believe in the boy

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>>161683429
>not pictured : 50% higher rates of taxation on the one with a massive welfare infrastructure for muslim refugees

>>161685629
i have literally never advocated for the honeypot meme, but keep posting le epic /int/ meme face as if adding it makes you any less wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrP4oey2_ys

reminder that the official peak of dota was thanks to EE, arteezy, singsing, pld and aui

>>161685747
that face is from scv tho

how do we actually fix timbersaw?

>>161685316
Man that whole Amber thing was fucking great

>>161685848
>implying that makes it better

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"""""""""""""""""""US East"""""""""""""""""""

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>>161685848
FACEBROS WW@

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Pathetic.

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>he does not have scv heritage