/twg/ - Total War General

First for games don't age, people do.

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From Total War on Facebook

It's Freeday-Friday - and time for the latest Free-LC announcement - in addition to Morghur and the Harpies...
Disciples of the College of The Grey Order, Grey Wizards study Ulgu, The Lore of Shadows. It is an illusive Lore that twists the minds of its targets. Practitioners of The Jade Order study Ghyran, the Lore of Life. Powerful healers, they travel the Empire offering their services to civilians and armies alike.
And now they're both ready to join the battle...
For more information on the Grey Wizard click here: http://store.steampowered.com/app/551821/
For more information on the Jade Wizard, click here: http://store.steampowered.com/app/551820/

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FUN!

>>161648708
so only empire is getting those new lores or what ?

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>>161648708

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>>161648708
good stuff my dude

>>161648778
SOMEBODY STOP NEY

>>161648708
>Okkam’s Mindrazor

Hopefully it is OP

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>>161648708
>Empire with regen

fuck wood elves better be broken beyond belief to tackle this nonsense.

>>161648792

woodies most likely also will use them, cuz 8th ed was crazy and gave them all the lores.

>>161648792
>>161648930
welves have both

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Wood Elves used to be GOOOOOD!

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Why is the AI so fucking retarded at managing their population?

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>ally and trade partner decide to take random enclaves in provinces that i want when they literally have ever other settlement on the map to occupy
feel like stabbing someone ngl

>>161649180
3D campaign map

>>161648708
>MORE heroes for the Empire
Just fuck off already.

>>161649328
>Welf update will add even more roaming hordes to pester empire
They need them to be honest

>>161649328
Empire is all about diversity seeing as it doesn't get the interesting monsters/special lores or powerful combatants.

>>161648863
so they would get extra attack speed then? or
>bonus vs terror/fear

>>161649328
Empire is still to get hunters, knights panther and knights of the white wolf and you will like it! Because it's the Empire of MAN we're talking about here, not the empire of creepy crawlies from fairyland.

>>161649328
>Implying that more free stuff is a bad thing.

Besides, it's not like anyone uses any wizard that isn't a dedicated netthrower atm.

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>Gobbo archers

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>>161649180
Heads up.
Make sure you have the patches installed so you are not Op
Also, there is an aggressive AI patch which I did not install and I kinda regret it since no faction declared war on me.

>>161649642
Outside of Vampire Counts, it would functionally be bonus vs large anyway.

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>>161649328
>Can't handle the faith, steel and gunpowder

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>>161649079
>Blind Guardian starts playing...

When did GW stop being metal?

>>161648792
That's all they are showing in this post but bretonnia gets life and vamps get shadow

>>161649328

MORE heroes that cost a fucking fortune to get to and take forever to actually field on the campaign map. Oh boy can't wait.

>>161648778
Where'd my cavalry go Ney lol?

>>161650041
Their income buff skill and construction cost reduction ability can really pay off

Wouldn't some empire soldiers be violently opposed to being affected by a friendly spell, augment or no? If empire citizens hate magic so much that wizards have to hide, why don't they oppose it when there's a wizard n their army tainting them with their magic (chaos)

>>161649898
The rise of nihilism in the late 90s led to edginess

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/twg/ vs /5N@F/ in the /vg/ League 7. We go in as reigning champs. /5N@F/ regrettably won a League a while ago, too.

Stream should be at http://www.hitbox.tv/the4ch
ancup


>me

>>161649079
Looks like shit m8

>>161650552
Because when you're up against 8 feet tall 4 feet wide demon vikings with dick cannons, that scrawny looking fag in the back looks way better in comparison.

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>>161649756
100% Gobbo archers only army is the only true army for Azhag.
>>161649854
>a mod with an actually okay looking UI
Never thought I'd see that desu.

Anyway lads what are some good mods for Empire?
I'm looking for something that makes the game more interesting, more or less complete but isn't overloaded autism and most importantly something stable that doesn't crash every ten minutes.

>>161650661
neat

>>161650552
They are opposed to some kid sneezing fire in the farms sure but the military is trained to work with sanctioned battle wizards. Battle wizards are a whole other class of magic user

>>161650808
Each player should have unique aesthetics, I compiled them from meme images from /twg/ over the years that apply to each player.

Also we may have Karl Franz and Advisor-chan referees

>>161648708
>Jade Wizard
awww yiss, I love me some buffs

>>161650940
Same and they look fucking great. Really hope we don't have to wait till febuary to get life damsels for bretonnia because that's gonna be some good shit

>>161648708
Grey wizard has some serious fashion going on.

10/10 would take him into battles for that alone.

>>161650552
Empire citizen fucking love magical health care

>>161648708
That shadow wizard is /fa/ as fuck

how should I use the flagelants? meatshields to tie down other units or as flanking shocktroopers?

>>161651502
cannon fodder.

>>161651502
either method works but don't over use them. As a meatshield they won't run. But as flankers they'll tear some pussy up.

What are Wood Elf siege equipment going to look like?

>>161651502
How about both?

Altho flagellants crumble like wet tissue against ranged and charges and should not be in the front

>>161651502
2 for sure

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>>161651594

>>161651594
Giant treemen for siege towers

>>161651535
seem a bit pricy for that
>>161651568
>>161651623
thanks for the tips

>>161651594
Siege towers made out of trees and made to look like trees. You know, because Wood Elves are forbidden by the forest to work living wood, which means that everything they have must of course be made of wood. It's fantasy logic.

>>161648708
So is it safe to assume Ghorgons and Jabbermeme aren't going to be a thing?

Granted I didn't really care much for either since one is somewhat redundant and the other was retarded since it first came out for 8th. But it still would have been fun to have some new toys to play with.

But unless they make some surprise announcement next Tuesday, I don't see them being included with the rest of the FLC.

Unless CA is intentionally fucking with us, which is kind of likely honestly.

>>161651827
you can also put them in the flanks since they have no morale loss and save your arty from harassment.

>>161648708
Those spells are boring as fuck. It looks like they made 5 or so "templates" for spells and refuse to add anything unique due to engine limitations or laziness. Like, could you give shadow wizard a teleport spell? Or make make a spell that gives a unit stalk and increased spped a-la shadowwalk? It shouldn't be THAT complicated.

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Is it time?

>>161652249
I would get too fussed over the state of spells right now since they're bound to get a rework given that half of them don't even work properly

>>161649729
What is lore if beasts fuck head?

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>>161652358
It's time.

>>161652412
*I wouldn't

>>161652249
Does NOT bode well for future lores like the horned rat and lore of nehekhara. Skitterleap is pretty useful in TT and it would be nice if they went all out with teh dreaded thirteenth spell. For the expense of wizards you'd think a high cost spell which wipes out one unit would be reasonable.

>>161652503
MOAR

people are bullying /twg/ in chat

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>>161652503

Is CA still supporting Warhammer or is it just dead in the water?

Last I heard they nerfed Orks hard enough to be completely useless.

>>161652454
Seen it only a couple of times for additional flying dudes

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>>161652503

>>161652749
warhammer is getting no new support or content whatsoever.

>>161652749
Given that's completely wrong in pretty much every way I wouldn't listen to whatever you're hearing

>>161648708
Empire is turning into that image with all the silly wizards to be honest

Genderbender and Cancermancer when?

>>161652765
keep going

>>161652749
no anon its been completely abandoned, theyre wokring on Empire 2: Pike Boogaloo now

>>161652749
There aren't any orks in Total War: Warhammer dumbass.

>>161652765
>I told Horatius to raize the bridge and he did it. the absolute madman.

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>>161652765

>>161652806
I put 50 hours into the game at release, thinking about starting to play it again.

Is Beastmen worth the price?

>>161652905
>That axe and that helmet on him

What the fuck

>>161652749
Actually they cut out the Orcs and now they are re-releasing them as paid DLC... damn...

>>161652987
Yes and no.

The meme men are fun to play and are getting a new LL and unit.

The mini campaign is garbage on every level a mini campaign can be garbage and makes the DLC overpriced.

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>>161652905

>Karak Norn kicks little gobbos ass off his mountains and offers a trade agreement
color me surprised

>>161652987
Only if you're a fan of the beastmen aesthetic and/or horde gameplay.
Otherwise wait for a pricedrop.

>>161653024
>CA releases DLC where you pay to get less orc units in your faction until you are halfway finished with the game

FUCK CA IM TREMBLING WITH RAGE

I missed the end of the match. Who won?

>>161653036
Oh also, is there still History vs Warhammer wars on this general?

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>>161653043

>>161653156
Sometimes, but it's really just shitposting

>>161653156
Not really.

It's either one or two people still butthurt or trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.

>>161653156
Nah, not really.
there are 1-2 shitposters, but they don't really get a reaction out of anyone anymore.

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>>161653298
>that thiqqq general

>>161653168
>swastikas
i diddnt know nazis exicted back in the 293bc

>>161653298
Definitely worth a trip round their publishing house but the speculation is pretty phenomenal. Still they do a good job of presenting their evidence and the leaps of logic they make to provide a satisfying depiction which is better than most.

>>161653225
What about this guy bitching in the /vg/ League Cup stream chat?

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>>161653298

>>161648624
Are there any mods for Medieval 2 that are basically a Vanilla+ experience?

>>161653487
>Taking anyone seriously in a meme stream chat

look at how many people are actually in the general here and bitching.

Not many if at all.

>>161653520
Stainless Steel

Don't EVER play vanilla M2 you maniac

>>161653487
He's right about everything and I know a few old /twg/goers that left after warhammer

>>161653520
Kingdoms Grand Campaign mod

>>161653591
I've only played vanilla
I've played for about 400hours

>>161653653
But that was 10 years ago when it came out and we were all sort of disappointed by it but still played it because the knights, right?

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>>161653736
something like that
80 hours in the past year
still one of better TWs desu

>>161652749
Last update they took out campaigns to "rework them" Since they where "to complicated" for some players.

Leaks seems to say they are going to just scrap campaigns for the first half of TWW and they will be back in the expansion.

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>>161653783

>>161653637
tfw been here since /int/ and still like TWW

>>161653736
It's pretty easy to be a "good" Total War these days with Empire and Rome II under the series' belt.

Medieval II was my first Total War game and I was just wowed that such a thing existed. At the time the largest scale strategy game I had seen was Supreme Commander and Age of Empires was the only game I knew about that even attempted formations.

>>161652412
I really doubt this.

CA has a history of leaving broken things broken. Where's the profit in fixing them?

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>>161653920

>>161652749
They integrated Radious mod

>>161654000

They patched Rome 2 for a year, are you fucking retarded?

>>161654042
Squig Mercenary Gunners (Mounted)

>>161654000
>Where's the profit in fixing them?
Not having to deal with people complaining about the magic being broken for all the time that the game is going to be supported, which is quite a while

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>>161654037

>>161653783
TREE AREE EYE

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>>161654090
>For that early game balance

>>161653637
I've been playing the series since Rome I and I think one-wall siege battles and no naval warfare are improvements.

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>>161654173

>>161654191
The biggest problem about the one-wall sieges is that their non-wall areas are too small most of the time.

>>161648708

>Empire getting stronger

PLS

STOP

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>>161654292

>>161654076
They also were trying to get people to spend money on Rome 2.

Comparing Rome 2 to Warhammer is laughable. Rome 2 was completely broken and pretty much unplayable. I really doubt they could sell DLC unless they fixed it. Warhammer is quite functional, and an enjoyable game from release.

Games that weren't dead on arrival - most of the smaller broken things equatable to magic, that didn't kill the overall experience - they stayed broken.

>>161654135
From a corporate perspective, that's inconsequential.

>>161654296
The only thing I miss about the old sieges is in Shogun II you had those Level 1 forts that were just like raised off the ground and built with dirt.Those were comfy.

I dunno, maybe CA just couldn't figure out how to make city fights work. I remember that in Medieval II I wasn't particularly fond of a lot of the city battles.

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>>161654173
>LEG IIII

>>161654191
That's because you're a moron. One wall sieges are terrible.

>>161653353
Nazi is short for national Samnite.

>>161654547
You mean like old sieges?

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>>161654436

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>>161654616

>>161654628
I mean like Warhammer which is one of a kind in how they streamlined the game in such a retarded way.

>>161654191
>I think one-wall siege battles and no naval warfare are improvements.
>one wall sieges are an improvement
>he does it for FREE

>>161654616
Kek

>>161654989
Just because the game is slightly more casual doesn't mean it's bad in any way.

Total War was always a casual series anyways, once you got past the daunting unit sizes.

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>>161654674

>>161655089
>Just because the game is slightly more casual doesn't mean it's bad in any way.
but anon that's exactly what it means in this case

>>161653143
It ended 2-2

>>161655089
If it was a casual series then it's a mouthbreathing retard series now.

>>161655204
What should I know, I've always tried to skip siege battles as much as possible in every Total War game by just shoving as many units on to the area and clicking auto-resolve. I ain't got time to spend 20 minutes hammering a wall with arty.

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>>161653520
Lands to Conquer Gold my man. It was made by Lusted, and it's so vanilla CA hired him.

>>161655510
Can you get to the sexy segmentatas already?

>>161654191
As expected from a Rome I babby.

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>>161655648


>>161655713
smegmentata

>>161655652
kek

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The reclamation of the British Isles has begun

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>>161656245

>>161655089
Total War wasn't casual until Rome I, Shogun I and Medieval I are legit.

>>161656474
Expert level Mori campaign will tear you a new asshole.

>>161656474
You mean they actually made the graphics decent. Instead of clay men fighting each other.

>>161656474
Total War in general is a casual series, the real hardcore games are Warhammer: Shadow of the Horned Rat and Warhammer: Dark Omen.

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>>161656671

This is what I'm talking about. If you needed Rome I's graphics to get into the series, you're a pleb. And Rome I brought in a lot of plebs.

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I want to be dominated by a best elf!

>>161656671
what

>>161656678
Myth is better than both of those games.

>>161656746
Every TW game devolves into sprites at a distance. The first two games just have the decency to make them look nice.

>there are MUH GRAFIXfags in /twg/ RIGHT NOW

Hey /twg/, should I get chips or candy?

>there are MUH OLD GAEMSfags in /twg/ ALWAYS

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>>161656406
>Legion signifer in equites auxilia mask
REEEEEE

Look at this sameposter. Oldfags...

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>>161657034
>there are people that think new=better and still buy shiny shit that loses support in a year

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>>161657023
¿Porque no los dos?

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>>161656825
>Every TW game devolves into sprites at a distance. The first two games just have the decency to make them look nice.

That's true, but it wasn't until Rome I that CA began hyping the graphics in it's marketing.

This image is Rome 2, but it started with Rome 1. The camera is so close, you can't even play the game like this. So why is it a promo shot? Because CA is appealing to people who care more about graphics then gameplay. And that's the definition of a pleb.

>>161657034
>dude it looks better so it is better lmao

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>>161656687

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>>161657240
Your words mean nothing

>Every single game in the Total War series is shit, the next game will be shit, and your favorite game is ESPECIALLY shit

Glad we cleared that up.

>>161657240
Actually, it would be «¿Por qué no los dos?»

>>161657398
>I wish all my games were text based
get with the times grampa, games that are visually appealing sell better and are more interesting/fun to play.

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To this date I have no fucking idea how the auto-resolve win chances are calculated in Shogun 2 FOTS. Also love when it's over 75% but you lose 1000 units while killing only 500.
I have to manually fight every battle in order to not get cucked on legendary.

>>161657629
>games that are visually appealing sell better
sure
>and are more interesting/fun to play
anon that's not true what the fuck is wrong with you

if you don't think gameplay > graphics you're unmistakably a shit tier pleb

>>161657398
There was a change of audience with Rome 1. Series began to focus on flashy battles and became less wargame like with clear cut rules. I just wish there was a decent board to discuss strategy games in general.

>>161657725
>legendary
There's yer problem.

>>161657725
Traditional units get shat on in auto-resolve.

>>161648708
WHAT A SURPRISE(!)

We expected this.

>>161657869
Are we literally just going bitch and try to become as elitist as possible?

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>>161657447

>>161657791
>gameplay > graphics
sure if the gameplay would have ever been more then skin deep diplomacy and hammer&anvil tactics, but its not and never has been.
best they can do is make the graphics good enough that the battles stay interesting enought to play/watch

>>161657973
>elitism
>a bad thing

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>>161658024
last one

>>161658162
Until someone comes along and manages to be more elitist than you.

>>161658162
it is for these threads and communities in general

>>161657973
Just dropping truth bombs on you familiams. TW is a stagnant series that survives on marketing and graphics.

>>161657398
Pleb pleb pleb. Is that your entire arguement?

>>161658109
>Total War gameplay was never good
>this is what graphics fags actually believe

>>161658223
>it is for these threads and communities in general
Obviously not, when you get people like >>161657629 in here who obviously weren't part of /twg/ before TWWH came out

>>161657959
That's funny because they shit on modern units when playing the battles manually. Just charge them like a retard and watch them rout.

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>mfw someone says M2 was perfect near me

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>>161658898
>mfw no one said anything remotely similar to that

>Smoke & Mirrors (Augment) Map wide speed boost for friendly troops
>Melkoth’s Mystifying Miasma (Direct Damage) Strong vs multiple combatants, slows movement speed
>The Enfeebling Foe (Hex) Reduces target’s melee attack and melee defence
>The Withering: (Hex) Reduces target’s armour and leadership
>The Penumbral Pendulum (Direct damage – wind) Magical damage, large area of effect, strong vs multiple units
>Pit of Shades (Vortex) Magical damage, large explosion area, strong vs multiple units, disrupts units
>Okkam’s Mindrazor (Augment) Imbues bonus magical damage and bonus armour-piercing damage

What is the point of adding "new" magic lores that are just as crappy as the ones already in the game? Does a new color above the heads of the units you're using the aoe buff/debuff spell on really change anything?

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>>161658898
>mfw Rage of Dark Gods is still a better Warhammer game than Total Warhammer

>>161659220
Rage of the Dark Gods player here.

No.

And that's not just because of Medieval II either. The Russians who make this game have no concept of balance.

>>161659327
>warhammer
>balanced

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>>161659327
That's the intent. Every single county just barely holding on fighting for their existence while chaos hordes come for you.

>>161659220
>that's a nice heroic victory you've achieved there, it would be a shame if the game crashed to desktop. Again.

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Post cool/weird/funny screenshots instead of uncool shitposts

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>>161659327
>tfw fighting off multiple full stacks with not even your own full stack

Being empire is suffering

Thank god for pikewalls stationed at your gates

>>161659558
The Dark Goblin Archers are the fastest units in the game, being almost as fast as Cavalry.

>>161659220
>Rage of Dark Gods
You mean BotEt?

>>161659762
The webm of trolls on walls is from Rage of Dark Gods 1.5

>>161659619
It's be a shame if they decided that difficulty meant spawning stacks of high end troops near you as VC.

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>>161659668

>>161659762
isnt botet just what the newer version of COW is called

>>161659220
Maybe the campaign map.

>>161659895
Both. The battles are more fun too.

>>161659672
>so many fucking stacks
>almost beat a full stack with a 3/4 stack about to turn it around
>the game glitches out
>Cavalry is charging one line at a time
>units are getting stuck on each other
>an ogre in the distance is just standing there, looking around confused
>whatever still winning
>By Sigmar, Chaos has broken through the gates!
>crash

I fucking hate Medieval II

>>161659672
>Being empire is suffering
I found reikland easy. Though they are the easiest out of the empire factions.

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>>161659668
something something doctor something

>>161659881
>Flying treemen by Radious(Durthu lacked good early game fliers)

>>161659959
Not in my opinion. I prefer the responsiveness of TWW battles, but whatever.

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>>161659668

>>161659967
>Get an urge to play medieval 2
>Having fun on the campaign map
>Play a battle or two
>Always some annoying glitch
>quit the game

Every time. Enjoyed it more when I "didn't have anything else"

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>>161660240
Ouch

>actually playing anything other than Total War Warhammer
lol

Whats up with Osprey?

Also WE ability to conquer any settlement is just the beginning

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>>161660693
go away CA

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>>161660693
Take it easy

Is the ERE challenging enough to be fun on Legendary in FotE?

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>>161660693

>actually playing anything

>>161660728
Gonna camp outside the chaos wastes as WE

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So 2 new hero and 2 new magic lore and than white dwarf in january
I was expected CA gift something on Christmas

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>>161659668

>>161661313
Neat. Were you invading Helmgart or something?

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>>161659668

>>161661223
>tfw more custom maps in the campaign map

>>161661736
>I guess you guys don't want to hear what I have to say about holy sigmar

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>>161661871

Does anyone have FotS roll chart?

>>161662131
Just play Warhammer instead

>>161662467
I'm starting to think they do it for free

>>161662467
My toaster doesn't run Warhammer that well so I'm waiting for my new PC. It can run Shogun at max no problem.

>>161662131
Play Aizu or Tsu unless you're a little bitch.

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PARTY HARD

>>161662723
it's Tosa or nothing, shogun dog.

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>>161659668
Kill the stunted ones

>>161662534
Wait how is that possible.

If you can run Shogun II Max at 60 shouldn't you be able to run Warhammer?

Not shilling, just curious.

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>>161662815
>it's Tosa or nothing, shogun dog.

>>161661736

>Do what you must, I have already won

>>161663137
Really have no idea.

Shogun 2 works perfectly, Rome II jumps a lot on medium, especially on campaign map. Attila runs "alright" at ~30 and Warhammer runs about as well as Attila on low-ish settings.

Convinced Shogun runs on magic.

>>161662467
Fuck off shill

>>161663138
>breed cute puppers
>foundation of japanese imperial navy which btfo russia and usa
>supported true imperial claim

How can one island clan be so based?

>>161663364
Weird as hell. Guess just a lack of optimization.

I've been rotating Shogun II, Napoleon, and Warhammer and Warhammer runs the worst for me. But I have a powerful computer so it's okay.

>>161663619
iirc Rome, Attila and Warhammer all claim my drivers need updating at all times no matter what I do

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After a few seasons and decisive battles, most of Britannia is ours again.

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we wuz corsairs n' shit

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>>161662773
YEEEAAAAAHHHHH

>>161663902
Is this the promised naval combat that will bring TW:WH back from being casual?

>>161663882
God I hate Attila for some reason.
Shogun 2 is much better.

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>>161664130
Maybe

Its a shame this game isn't built off of Assassins Creed: Black Flag, that game had literally the perfect ship mechanics ever

>>161664130
It's amusing to see so many going on about how casual TWW is, I suspect most can barely even micromanage proficiently. Guess wood elves will be fairly telling. Just remember, everytime you press pause you're a cuck.

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>>161661871
>>161661974
>where are you going mortal? I want to know more about Sigmar

>Empire will now be able to heal their steam tanks

BY SIGMAR, YES!

>>161659668
>black and white 3 leaked gameplay

>>161664346
>literally the perfect ship mechanics ever
If you're a massive casual

>>161658214
Nah

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>>161664506
>Karl Franz getting access to healing
>Steam tanks getting acces to healing
JUST

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Ancient empires when?

>>161664765

________

>>161664442
I agree that facts are amusing especially when people deny it.

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>>161664717

Let's keep people reminding of the best trailer ever produced
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5v6hPr6L7U

>>161655220
No overtime?

>>161664749

Don't worry, you can spirith leech or poison steam tanks

>>161665014
No

Threadly reminder that Flavius Cuckisarius was a cuck

>>161664765
I know you're posting that ironically, but it's pretty telling how these people think that they need to appropriate the history of other people because theirs isn't interesting enough

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>>161664346
O FUG

Daily reminder that Nagash was a Bitch

>>161665223
agreed

>>161664765
WE

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>mfw gelt will never get buffed

>>161665010
OVER THE ALPS PERHAPS

>>161665351
SURPASS NAGASH

>>161665165
>/twg/ - Total War General

>>161664260
>Shogun 2 is much better.
LMAO

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>Hadrian's Wall does nothing

>>161665136
Fucking Americans

>>161665351

Nah, there really were black romans

>>161665440
Its a well known fact that this is Warhammer General now

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>>161665383
Play SFO

Golden hounds is satisfying as fuck

BASED NAGASH >>>>>>>> shit > Manfred aka Manlet

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>>161665538
Not on my watch.

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What went so horribly wrong?

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>>161665607
>Nagash
>Based

>>161665676
White masks and them using Greatsword animations

>>161665649
That's some pretty neat flavour. Why did they get rid of that? Are most of MTW events like that?

I WANT TO FUCK _____?

>>161665538
Is this the new complain to shame anyone who dares enjoy Total War: Warhammer?

>>161665780

>them using Greatsword animations

They don't

>>161665703
Arkhan >>>>>>>>>>>>>> shit > Mannfred

Fixed

>>161665808
NAGASH

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>>161665803
like what?

Does anyone know what the actual scripted trigger is for chaos to spawn?

>>161665676
>Elves

Well, there's your problem.

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>>161665703
>created vampires and they are basically his puppets and resent it (NAGASHED)
>killed an entire human civilization and turned them into joyless undead for keks
>could have prevented End Times by stealing souls from Chaos

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>>161665808
Spellsinger.

>>161665902
Cool-like

'Mundane' events having flavourful descriptions

>>161665676
8th edition unit design mostly.

>>161665676

Army-painter when?

When?

WHEN?!

I swear to god CA I will pay $5 for it

I will pay $10 for it if I REALLY have to

Just give it to me

Were the French musketeers really as impressive as the novel makes them seem?
I thought musketeers were just highly trained dakka boyz

>>161666516

>French
>Impressive

Ask yourself, "Do these two words belong together in a sentence?"

>>161666603
yes

>>161666642

No Anon.

No.

That was the opposite of the correct answer.

>>161666603
Yes.
All the way until 1940

>>161665649
>playing antiquated meme games
really senpai, just stop

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>>161666031
>Could only Curse Vamps not Exterminate
>Bankrupted one of the richest country on the planet
>Died like a bitch atleast 3 times
>Once to a desert
>To his own prisoner
>Couldn't beat Reddit Rats in his new mountain home
>They steal all his Warpstone
>Only then did he kick em out
>Tomb Kangs told him to fuck off
>So he did
>Like a bitch
>Sigmar crushed his skull
>And he died
>Like a bitch
>Again

He was a bitch

>>161666603

All the european wars from the end of the Roman empire to the first world war were a concequence, or reaction, of what France was doing.

Reminder that Lore of Life won't replenish individual unit models so it isn't as bad as it may seem to be up against

>>161666943

>Reminder that Lore of Life won't replenish individual unit models

Why wouldn't it?

It has two healing spells, one that resurrects models and one that doesn't.

>>161666603
>Le France is le bad meme xDDD

>>161666603
European history from the fall of Rome until the 20th century is basically just "Fuck, what do we do about France" with some muslim and slav sprinkles

>>161667298

You just said that.

>>161667298
>>161667279
>>161666872
>>161666603
>>161666516
>>>/his/

>>161667371
last warning bud

>>161667371

get OUT

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>>161659672
>when you're having a good time as one of the southern Empire factions and then the first WAAAGH drops

Vermintide has better elf waifus.

>>161666863
When he returns he instantly enslaves the vamps, Sigmar a literal God and a deus ex God-Pharaoh with the most deadly blade ever created killed Nagash (while he was conducting a massive magic incantation which wiped out tomb keks). Besides there is no reasoning with you clowns, when Archaon 'won' he got character assassinated by butthurt fanboys.

>>161666053
>the ugly hair-up concept got picked for the game
CA has no taste

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>>161667371
Not so fast, buddyboy

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>>161666793
never

>>161665803
Warhammer babbies can't stand reading.

Do we have any idea when Medieval Kingdoms is coming out?

>>161666516
>Were the French musketeers really as impressive as the novel makes them seem?
the 3 musketeers are traitors, Richelieu did nothing wrong

>>161668408
________tomorrow________

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>>161668293
you are the one with no taste

>>161668335
This game was my childhood.
I still get chills when I hear the main menu theme.
God bless.

>>161668293
Nothing in warhammer is really sexual, especially compared to other tabletop games. Yeah some models had big tits but that is more to make them stand out as female from the table.

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Wow this War hammer game sure is fun, I hope nothing comes around to ruin the ga...

Why does current era CA have such a hardon for spawning stacks out of nowhere?

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>>161668640