/gtag/ Grand Theft Auto General

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post em

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>>161632582

https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/the_dogz_family

No fuss. No drama. Just family looking out for each other. And helping players against griefers who blow up sessions for no reason (a.k.a. gtag scum).

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>>161632414

Kill-on-sight list (updated):

>French/Brazilian/Russian/Chinese players
>Gang/Military/Mafia/MC/Reddit crew players
>Beggars
>Squeakers
>Anyone who leaves their microphone on without speaking (produces static)
>Anyone wearing all-black operator gear and/or driving an all-black car
>Anyone wearing a Rebreather
>Anyone wearing a Pogo mask
>Anyone wearing a Doom mask (specifically black)
>Anyone wearing a Skeletal mask (unironically)
>Anyone wearing a police uniform (unironically)
>Anyone resembling an urban hood/stoner
>Anyone wearing a fedora/pork-pie/top-hat
>Anyone bearing a face tattoo
>Anyone with solid sclera (red, black, white, etc.)
>Anyone driving an obscenely-colored car that does not fit any notable references
>Anyone driving a gold-plated/chrome-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a Zentorno/Futo/Blista Compact (those not officially approved by GTAG)
>Anyone driving a Roosevelt Valor (regular is fine)
>Anyone driving a Shotaro (with mudguards and/or Tron suit)
>Anyone driving an RE-7B/X80/Tyrus (outside of races only)
>Anyone driving a Kuruma (armoured)
>Anyone driving an Insurgent
>Anyone driving a Turreted Limo (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Valkyrie (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Savage (low-flying only)
>Anyone operating a Hydra/Lazer (Approach with caution once airborne)
>Anyone who uses pink/gold weapon skins
>Anyone who uses 'luxury' weapon skins (Regular Sniper Rifle, Advanced Rifle, and Pistol .50 exempt)
>Any non-friend or non-member with a red blip
>Any player heading toward you in reverse
>Any group of players heading toward you in a convoy
>All players with marijuana-related names
>Anyone with a minimum of four X's in their name
>Anyone performing the time-trial glitch (heavily-populated public lobbies only)
>Players citing the Kill-on-Sight list in-game

Feel free to make suggestions. For the sake of accuracy, "KOS creator" is omitted from the list.

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>>161632648
fuck off

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Repost because new bread (so funneh evitiem)

Let's play /gtag/ best lap time trials in races!

Meme stream and Ketchup off!

Here's a stunt double loop at 2:22:510 with a Tyrus, think you can beat it?

Webm of lap (big file 94.3 MB)
https://a.uguu.se/JMdtYgP4ad5X_GrandTheftAutoV12.01.2016-22.19.02.14.DVRlaptime.mp4.webm

>>161632648
Can I get a dogz girlfriend if I join?

>>161632648
do you at least have bestiality?

>come to /gtag/ for awesome teamplay
>get drama circlejerk and roleplaying instead

Has hey now you're a cockstar refixed the rampant menushitters yet?

>>161634124
Nope
t.menu user

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>>161633542
>come to /gtag/ for awesome teamplay

that's your mistake right there

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>>161632582

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>>161632582

>le bread maymay xD

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>>161634814

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>>161602559
>>161602767

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>>161632582

>>161635928
>generic suit and back of the head

sure showed your character

also everyone has photoshopped the CEO computer, even nullphaggot

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>>161635995
>Post em

>CEO Office
>and/or
>Meme player
I chose to pick the Office, instead of my character.

>also everyone has photoshopped the CEO computer, even nullphaggot
Good... Your point?

>>161636116
just keep following the herd

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>>161636252
>just keep following the herd
Nah.
Step one of being a sheep is making a ugly woman as your online player.

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wat

>>161632657
So i have to write dont cuck me to not get kicked?
I just entered that club some days ago.
Also how do i trigger these special crates or are they random?

>>161636252
hes already not following it by not being a ugly tranny.

Can you buy a Buzzard?

If you buy a chopper, will it always be on the Top of your CEO office?

>>161637453
You shoul buy a Buzzard
If you buy it, you can always summon it to any point on the map near you.

>>161632648
Man I've seen how autistic these guys are in game but seeing this really pushes it to a new level.

So, I've got high-end apartments, stilt house, clubhouse, the most expensive office, large warehouse, around 20 vehicles, buzzard, besra, tank.
What else do I need? I haven't done any heists after prison break tho, because I can't find a proper team. But heists are boring anyways.

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>>161632582

>>161639431
You're done mate. You're free.

What would /gtag/ prefer? JB700 with guns removed from car model or a recommissioned JB700 with functioning guns and gadgets but with limited ammo to prevent shittery.

Phonemenman
Gtag

>>161639431
Make a garage solely dedicated to dominating races. Use Broughy's spreadsheets to take you there.

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>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.

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Pretty cool how the cop that stole this Ruiner decided to add neons to it in midst of the chase. It can't have come with neons because when he stole it back in the city, I distinctly remember it not having them.

>>161634729
>that awful 1970's law office decor

>>161640870
2nd option obviously
Preferably both

>>161641735
Check if it's player owned

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>>161641757
>1970's

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>>161642123
>1970's

>>161633058
Does it have to be with a Tyrus? I would join you but you play in the middle of the night!

>>161642298
yeah
what a shitty time

Hey R* fag make some new Dailies will ya? If I have to do one more Contend I'm going to slit my wrists.

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>when you drop your hottest air combo on a nigga

I've spent the last 4 hours jetshitting with my new controller. Get fucked kids.

Also, post what you're listening to on your playlist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY

>>161642968
Why do you think that having a duffel bag on your back looks good?

>>161644130
an attempt to be unique

>>161644171
Oh okay, well that works I guess. You have to glitch the duffel, right?

>>161643415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlzY6cWpoMQ

>>161641757
>>161642123
>>161642298
>apostrophe s

>>161642317
Nope, just webm record your lap and post it here! The goal is to be the fastest!

>>161632725
>>161633058
>>161634346
>>161634814

Updated my GeForce Experience last night and tried out the Shadow Play AKA """"SHARE"""" feature they have now.

No performance hit from 1080p/60/HQ when recording, just a quick lag spike when I ALT+F10 to save a clip.

Any tips or settings I should use? I've got it set up to record last 5 mins, and it writes the files to my media HDD.

What do you guys use to make your WebM's?

>>161645824
>WebM's

webms for bakas

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>>161644130
Because it provides an interesting silhouette, it gives my character a semi-logical place to keep gear, and I like the backpacker/traveler look.
I wish R* would release the duffels for sale, but their obsessive "m-muh clipping" art department won't allow it. You ever notice how whenever your character gets an "official" duffel put on, they start doing this awkward fat-guy walk? Surely it would be committing cardinal sin if one of their arms were to clip through the bag for a few frames.

>>161644217
Yes, there have been a number of ways to get it throughout GTAO's lifetime but the current method is to get it from an MC business sale. Some types of sales will spawn you with one, and if you go to the clothes rack at Ammu-Nation you can save it to an outfit slot.

>>161645821
Eh, recording game play feels like a world I don't want to get into. I'll SS it if it happens.

>>161646039
jesus that autism
just wear a parachute instead ffs

>>161645824
After I updated from old experience with shadowplay to new experience with share I experienced the following
>share not working for 5 days for no reason
>share overlay not working for another 2
>drop in general performance
>sudden lag spikes
>share overlag appearing 30-75 seconds after pressing the overlay combination
>share overlag not showing mouse and not reacting to share overlay hotkey, not turning off
>share saving last 30 seconds instead 2minutes
>share reacting to save /record start after 30-75 seconds
>share not wanting to turn /stay off

6/10 it's a good feature

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>>161632582
Just bae and I...

>>161646713
Well here was my experience.

Try ShadowPlay for the first time last night.

>Neat, tidy interface.
>Easy to setup, hotkeys in the GUI, nice controls.
>Test record, great quality, seamless.

Get notified of the Geforce Experience update. Won't let me open GE without it. Forced update.

>Go through update process.
>Now have to LOG IN with fucking KEKBOOK in order to use GE
>Shadowplay removed for shit-tier """"SHARE"""" feature.

I had all of about 30 minutes of exposure to Shadowplay and I clearly saw how it was superior.

That being said, Share did carry over my preferences through the update, so my OSD / Settings / File Locations stayed the same. Hopefully I don't have a ton of issues.

>>161647116
You don't have to update. There are workarounds for it, of varying degrees of sloppiness.
I just find and delete the installer .exe it downloads whenever I want to mess with Shadowplay, since the program still works fine without updating and if it doesn't detect that installer it will open normally.

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New update boiz
http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60055/GTA-Online-Import-Export-Coming-December?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_term=newswire&utm_content=gtao-iecoming-12022016

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>>161647701
>Rockstar FAGGOT right once again

>>161647701
HOOOOOOLY crap!!!

MC's absolutely BTFO

MC Club owners on suicide watch.

>bought vacca because memes.
>sold vacca to '''upgrade''' to the reaper
>it handles like shit
>sold reaper and bought an armored schafter v12

comfy.

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>>161647701
MY DICK

>>161647701
>Add massive Executive Office Garages with up to three floors of showroom quality storage for as many as 60 vehicles, complete with customizable décor and a Custom Auto Shop.
I'M SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW

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>>161647701
posting rockstar faggot's predictions again so everyone can corroborate

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>>161647701
MUH FUCKIN
DICK

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>>161648069

>>161648069
>>161648064
>>161647857
>>161647806
>>161647701

Rockstar Faggot was our hero all along!

>>161647701
Fuck, how much money do I need for this garage?

>>161648194
starting at 3 million.

>>161647701
FUckkk, i didn't buy into the CEO meme. There goes all my money.

>>161648165
Rockstar faggot was also a faggot that said the red dead teaser was GTA related.

Rockstar FAGGOT if you're reading this, you better make sure one of those new supers is in the vans class, I want to see broughy have a meltdown

>>161647701
brb downgrading all my apartments

How do I pay my associates money, or how do I generally give players some cash?

>>161648210
Time to rev up muh teetees

>>161648369
Associates get paid automatically each mission or after a couple of minutes.

>>161647701
aw lawd izzat sum XJ220 i see in dat orange super

Also how the hell is this garage going to work? Is it going to be storage for 60 more cars or will you have to somehow trade your existing 60 cars' worth of storage for it?

>>161648480
So I'll run dry eventually if I don't fire them?

>>161648369
They get salary every 10 minutes. Also they get money for VIP work. And you can share your earnings after VIP work with them.
You can't share your earnings after warehouse sale.

>>161648536
No, the money that pays the associates don't come from you.

>>161648064
I'm a guy, but somehow rockstar just slid its massive juicy cock tightly into my juicy wet pussy. I was bounching on rockstars dick and she made me scream yacht update like a little bitch.

>>161648546
>>161648582
Oh alright, thanks. I had some Crew- member help me with my first warehouse sale, and I wanted to give him a share. But I suppose getting payed every 10 minutes by the game isn't shabby either.

>>161646721
wrong wheels, colour, remove spare tyre, cut your hair, change your clothes, drown your firstborn

>>161647806
>>161648069
>>161648162
it's almost as if he ... works there?!?!?!?

>>161649002
He literally flat out lied to us in the past

>>161648327
>i want to see broughy
that's your first mistake right there

>>161649228
>anyone else lies they're "trolling"
>someone who has been right is just a liar and not fucking with us

le double le stand le ards

>>161646721
love your car.

a shame about that fucking douchy faggot face, though.

Fuck garage space give me a 20 rocket homo launcher without the homo function. Regular rpg is slow and doesn't go half as far before exploding. It's a SHIT.

https://youtu.be/9ZgO-Q91TSw

>>161649228
About RDR2 I can forgive him for that

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>>161647701
hahaha where is the faggot who said this was never going to happen?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GET FUCKED MORON

>>161646282
But anyone can photoshop anon!

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>>161647701
Time to save up like crazy then so I can guy whatever the 100000x inflated cost it's gonna be.

>>161649808
this shit has been in the pipes for ages. Remember those circular garage leak files from the high life update?

>>161650663
I actually don't, got a link? Seems interesting yo

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>>161648923
>>161649369
Your honesty is both a boon and a thorn.

>>161647701
ROCKSTAR FAGGOT SEND US MORE INFO

>>161650610
yo nice nightblade

>>161651230
Wasn't sure if I was gonna use dark green pearlescent colors or not but went for the red instead.

Ultra at UHD and 1.5x render runs like poop btw.

>>161650473
>download/learn addons and software for a race contest
Honestly I'm probably not going to do that.

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>>161650610
>not using ped money drop

>>161652392

>implying there won't be a massive banwave/wipe before the update hits

https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60055/GTA-Online-Import-Export-Coming-December

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>>161632582

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>>161652392
?

I can't wait to see MrFAGGOT and DatSaints fag make 30+ videos taking credit for the leak while we've had the information for months.

>>161653234
Who and who?
Stop promoting them.

>>161653234
Who?

Was there any word on if they're going to set the menushitters back a few months again with this patch or is the game still going to be unplayable?

>>161653315
>>161653341
The Amazing Atheist

>>161653403
>menushitters
What's that and why does it bother you?

>>161653132

Can we ban Fagtower and his ugly character from gtag?

inb4 "> him"
You thirsty cucks have no fucking clue.

>>161653567
That dildo loving fat ass play?

>>161648069
This shit sounds awful. Why can't we just get regular cars?

>>161653727
It would be closer to the truth I guess.

>>161653727
I vote yes

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>>161653570
This is a menu shitter and if you can't see why it bothers me I don't know what to tell you brah

>>161649580
Learn to do more than freeroam PVP you stupid sperg.

>>161653924
>All that money for you, for free.
So you hate fun?
You hate that you don't have to buy 10x $70 shark cards to buy fun things?

>>161649580
M72 LAW when
AT4 when

>>161653936
Freeroam is the only way to play the game.
Back and forth between loading screens in a locked down environment is the opposite of fun.
GTA is an open world game where you can finally race without being locked in a circuit track.

>>161654127
>GTA is an open world game where you can finally race without being locked in a circuit track.

this.

if rockstar had sticked to this principles this game would be much better.

also, fix the fucking CEO races dammit.

>>161654197
Also impromtu races should show up as a race icon blip on the map instead of a popup on the phone because most people just ignore that spam (I do) and make it visible if you drive close to it so you don't mistake it for a free group kill (retards who think this is 3rd-person CoD usually mess this up).

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>>161632582

And kill the person that haven't thought about removing Simeon and his fucking annoying car list/phone spam.

>Simeon wants this car
>Simeon wants this car
>Simeon wants this car
>Simeon wants this car

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>>161654401
Nice truck.

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>>161632582

COMPLETE newfag here
what the FUCK is wrong with these loading times?

>>161656112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAioqvHzkkQ

>>161656112
>what the FUCK is wrong with these loading times?
Online is what's wrong

They are slow because Shitstar servers are shit.
Takes like 1-2 seconds to load single player but 120-140 seconds for online for no reason, even when making your own closed server.

Sup kids.

Ask me anything.

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>>161632582

>>161633058
I assume it needs to be the first lap?

>>161656564
Why are you so based?

>>161647701
Hate to be a pessimist but I wonder how they'll fuck it up

>>161656819
Please, do not stroke my ego.

>>161656564
Why do you add such stupid gimmick shit?

>>161656564
How did you confused the Tornado with a Slamvan?

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Absolute madmen

>>161657006
Stupid fucking mobileposter.

>>161656564
Estimates on prices please

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>>161657076
K

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>>161653727
I also vote yes

>>161657175
Everyone's already seen this, why the fuck do you feel the need to post again.

>>161656564
Will we ever get handling mods in LSC?

>>161657223
Cause he's a dumb mobile poster.

>>161656564
Cop stuff when

What the fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LltdfurUKTY&ab_channel=Broughy1322

>>161657175
He wasn't joking
He wasn't joking
i cannot believe this
i have been baiting about this shit and making fun of the people believing it
i am not joking
i can not
believe this is real
hold me

New update that will cost 60 mil to get all the shit in it is a go, anyone hosting a TT session?

>>161656892
Its GTA, nigga.

>>161656910
When? I was likely taking the piss if I ever mentioned a Slamvan.

>>161657079
All the Special Vehicles (ramp buggy, phantom wedge, etc) are between $1m to $5m. Figures aren't concrete in my head, but I know that the Ruiner 2000, the Knight Rider one, is $5.7m. You can get a hefty discount for beating a special contact mission that uses the vehicle in question, a million dollarydoos or so off the price of each car.

>>161657321
No, never. The handling model is as it is because fucking with it causes all sorts of mad shit to happen. We've tried with adding that kind of stuff in the past and it gets far too bug heavy and time consuming to fix it all.

>>161657354
Fucking never. Its GRAND THEFT AUTO. You're not a cop.

The original GTA:O was called Cops 'n' Crooks, but we canned it because it became far too MMO, and just sucked in general.

>>161656892
buttmad btfo'd MC nigger detected

>>161657836
You literally mentioned Cops and Robbers stuff in an earlier post, though

>>161657836
It's GTA not fucking Saint's Row. You gonna add 8 bit tanks next faggot?

>>161657907
Post it.

>>161656564
You didn't tell us everything yet. What is that orange super car in the first picture?

Also, will regular warehouses be effected by this update?

>>161657836
So drift babbys in this thread will never get their wish then?

>>161657836
>I know that the Ruiner 2000, the Knight Rider one, is $5.7m.
FUCKING FIVE POINT SEVEN MILLION FOR A CAR

>>161657836
you are truly my hero
i thought you were taking the piss and making fun of us with your last announcment
thank you based Rockstar FAGGOT

>>161657880
>not wanting literal cartoonish shit in my game makes me some mansex club loser
Where's the logic my dude
I just want import/exporting of nice cars, not some wacky races BS

>>161657964
There's new warehouses in the game, specifically for car storage. They look like your average big mechanic garage.

And that car? Looks like the Tempesta. A new car. There's 2 new Legendary Motorsports cars, and the rest are Benny's cars, including a Skyline ripoff, and two bikes. No new lowriders, just ricer cars.

>>161658032
Homing rockets, non-homing rockets, machine guns, jumping ability, a parachute you can glide using...you can even add performance mods to make it go fast as fuck.

Its a bit much cash but considering it'll be the new jetshitter weapon of choice, we put the price high

>>161656564
Can you please push for the addition of the Corvette C6 from GTAIV in some future update senpai?

>>161658141
>There's 2 new Legendary Motorsports cars, and the rest are Benny's cars, including a Skyline ripoff, and two bikes.

spoil me daddy

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>>161658141
>skyline
I take back everything I said about gimmick cars

>>161657836
>5 million for a fucking car
No wonder everyone complains about the game's shit income. You'd have to dedicate weeks of your life grinding mission just to afford the most of this shit.

>>161658307

There's already 3 vettes in the game already you turbo autist, why would you add the worst vette anyway?

>>161658249
Any new weapons?

>>161656564

So you are working for Rockstar and posting here means you are aware of TT.

Are they doing anything about this?

>>161658141
Is R* actively pursuing doing anything about TT'ers?

Also Jet nerf when? Too easy to abuse.

oy is anyone game in the next 2-6 hours?

>>161658718
Yes. We push fixes all the time, but its one of those difficult to fully solve things.

>>161658705
Nah, no new weapons this time.

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>>161658141
What version of the sky line?

So no chance of "drift" related stuff to happen eh?

>>161658141
More useless missions and cool cars
When are we getting cool content like what Heists brought?


Never

>>161658951
Why isn't there a plastic surgery update? You could bleed people dry for the ability to redesign characters (with better tools than the initial character creator)

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>>161658951
>Nah, no new weapons this time.

>>161658963
fuck off

Is there a guide for best CEO/warehouse combination or anything?

>>161658951
Will we get any new clothes? Or at least unrestricted access to existing clothes?

I figured Halloween would have been the perfect time to implement a "Police Costume", "Trash Worker Costume", or other such rarities. Adversary Mode outfits would be nice too.

>>161658951
Come on
You could've just have released another reskinned melee weapon
They're all the same

>>161659081
There will be a character appearance changer. $100,000 a go.

>>161658963
You're getting the R34 and you better fucking like it.

>>161659068
The Special Vehicle Missions are like miniature heists.

>>161659184
There's a load of new clothing. New masks (Harambe, horse masks, pugs, oni's, sugar skulls), new Organization styles, things in the shops too.

So will there be any TT sessions going on now, since people need money for update?

>>161659291
>giving us something fun that we actually want
Yeah
Nah
Its a fake

>>161658963

Modding gta so hard that everything looks like shit

Why in the fuck aren't you playing actual racing games?

Oh right, probably because you're too stupid to operate an actual wheel and H shifter, let alone drive a car with actual physics.

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>>161659291
>meme masks
i hope you are lying

>>161659421
I'm not. There's Cthulhu and dinosaur masks too. Just you wait. I have a record cleaner than Jesus at this moment in time.

>>161658249
Question
Why isn't there still a way to keep the same tires but different rims?
Sometimes the tire wall is more square and better looking than the too round "sporty" ones.

>>161658951
It's not that hard to just copy an existing design and give it some sound effect jfc. All the animations are reused anyway

>>161659413
Pacific islanders can only afford one game their whole lifetime

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>>161659291
>There will be a character appearance changer. $100,000 a go.

>>161659497
The tyres are all one model, rim, wheel and all. Seperating them up creates more combinations and that means we have to extend the memory dedicated to car combinations. Limitations, my friend.

>>161659597
I know, but Ammu-Nation is a bit full these days.

>>161659413
because theirs no actual other racing game where you can do random shit like gta.

>>161659291
When the game devs give a R34 but it is illegal in the USA

>gtag goes bankrupt thinking they can make their tranny into a qt

sounds like a good update desu

>>161659720
>Limitations, my friend.
Consoles, my friend.
Discard them and it will become a better game.

>>161656564
"dayz" mod when?

it'd be pretty based

>looked at the shark cards prices today
i'm close lads...

>>161659720
Is there a warehouse defense equivalent that will make car collections annoying to do?

>>161659740
you're a retard

r* is a brit studio making a crime game in the US, so of course they will use the illegal skyline

do you even know why the r34 is illegal? it's because it's a piece of shit that couldn't meet emissions and safety

>>161659720
When's it dropping?

>>161656564

I highly fucking doubt that the "Voltic with Rocket Boosters" is going to be a Voltic with rocket boosters. What is the final name, model and how much?

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>>161658691
>worst Vette

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

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>>161659978
It's illegal because it was some stupid market gimmic that the automotive industry putted as it was way cheaper to import then buy us cars.

>>161659351
Post TT link and your SC, I'll add you and join

>>161659740

>implying I'm not drifting Haruna, Akagi, or Irohazaka in a 1:1 version of the tofu wedge, RX7, or R34 in Assetto Corsa
>with other people

I hope you never get the money or the brains to figure it out, let the trash fester in the trashcan I say.

>>161659740
>it is illegal in the USA
So is robbing banks you collosal retard.

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>>161659351
what's TT? stop leaving me out of things fellas

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when are there usually a lot of people online

So hopefully this export import business is actually decent money, how long will it take to make a profit considering that you'll obviously have to buy a warehouse first and it'll probably be more expensive than normal warehouses warehouses and we're probably looking at a long turn-around for profit, like like how original large warehouses took 2 sales to get get a profit.

I'm just hoping that I can actually continue earning money in order to enjoy the new content, or if this is just yet another cheater paradise where rockstar has released quality of life updates for hackers while legit players watch in envy of what they could never afford. I guess if you get one shark card buyer out of 200 hackers then it's a success for you, but I hope you realize what these ridiculously-priced updates actually inspire, and it's not buying shark cards.

>>161660163
I do the same shit in a more sand box world.

>>161660260
It's one of those this makes sense kind of post anon.

>>161660309
le secret word for free cheat mod that tags your ass the fucking moment you start the game but /gtag/ thinks its safe

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>>161659978

>mfw you're king of the retards
>not realizing America wants to sell new cars as often as possible
>only way to do that is limit imports by a quarter century until those cars are either obsolete or obscenely expensive
>the R34 GTR was 30k~ USD when it was new
>now they're in the 50k for good used ones, modded or otherwise

You do realize some of us here are actually smart and know what we're talking about, and bullshitting won't actually get you anywhere, right?

Oh who am I kidding, you'll immediately go into full damage control mode and kick up the contrarian statements because of this. This shithole is entirely too predictable.

>>161660087

Even the c4 is better fucko.

>>161659787
I just want to fix my qt guy_'s leafy tier chin

>>161659890
No, actually. We came up with a better system.

You get no reward this time for destroying cars that CEO's are stealing. Instead, you can steal their cars from their missions and store them at your own warehouse, counting as stock towards sells. Or if you're non-Organization or an MC, you can take the car to the local cop shop or scrapyard respectively, and receive a payout.

>>161659985
13th of December.

>>161659809
Consoles pay the bills, friend. PC sales are good, but remember, we made a billion dollars in 3 days on last gen.

>>161659851
Please, leave.

>>161660062
Rocket Voltic, its a Voltic with a big rocket booster on the back (the exhaust looks like an Iron Man core, but orange), and it costs a couple of million. Its probably the most fun vehicle to use out of the new lot.

You don't need to believe me. You just have to wait until 13th of December.

>>161660378

>I do the same shit

You sure about that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x1ZVEqa9jA

>>161660760
>a billion dollars in 3 days on last gen.
You got that much from XBO/PS4?

You know what? If you put it on steam and wait 2 years to release it on consoles you'd see that console sales wouldn't be as high as the PC sales.
Surprising right?

>>161660760
Please give us a new suicide animation
I need more ideas

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>>161660760
>Instead, you can steal their cars from their missions and store them at your own warehouse

>>161660907
Friendly reminder that with gta4 they teamed up with microshit and their gfwl garbage and look at how that turned out.
Now they are sucking sony's cock for that sweet money juice and giving them timed exclusive again. Fucking jews all of them, i hope the nippon government pulls the plug on sony before rd2 comes so it can be a good game instead of a gimped shit.

>>161660760
Are you ever gonna fix the stock Faction bug? It can't hit a curb without getting fucked up and going flying, it's like the hitboxes are bugged or something.

>>161660760
shut up and tell me how much money you can make on a full import/export garage and how long you think it takes to fill up

Ignore irrelevant questions please.

>>161660760
>13th of December

Any timed unlocks after this? Who am I kidding, of course there is. Spill it.

>>161661084

The problem you seek lies here
>they teamed up with microshit and their gfwl garbage

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>>161660760
>Or if you're non-Organization or an MC, you can take the car to the local cop shop or scrapyard respectively, and receive a payout.

Oh, I'm going to have FUN with this one.

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>mfw I own 4 10 car garages and I've only filled two of them since Oct 1, 2013
>they're adding a 60 car garage

"Things I don't need" for $500, please

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>>161661128
>tfw you will just use tunables to get them later because you actually have a life and cant play on christmas eve

>>161660145
>>161660431

holy shit, you're a double retard

I guess I have to explain everything. The law was created in 1988 with heavy lobbying by mercedes Benz. The whole point was to prevent cut into new auto sales of foreign companies. Mercedes Benz 's largest market is California, so of course they don't want someone buying a Eclass cheap in euro and shipping it to Cali when they can have a monopoly with a huge mark-up. The EPA and NHSA saw this as a chance for power, siding with mercedes and granting much greater control over the auto industry.

This allowed the EPA and NHSA to set arbitrary guidelines for US cars. Alot of niche cars and smaller manufactures would need to invest money to convert cars to meet these new standards from existing UN standards. As such, import sales are increasing and large auto companies get fatter. This series of events also repeated recently in China, I know someone in California whose job was buying mercedes SUVs stateside and shipping them over to China so they can be sold cheaper.

>>161661164
Because they made the better offer.
>1-sony offers x money to make it console exclusive (xshit sales are not competition at this point)
>2-ms offers y money to strap on a huge dildo and fuck their game
>3-ignore the money
yeah they are aiming low for the ps release.

>>161661272

Have fun trying to find us in our secluded servers, though.

>>161661418
25% of the games price is going directly to making up for the console being sold below it's hardware price.
Selling the game on PC is 100% of the price going to Jewstar.

>>161659291
Tell me the horse mask is jiggly

>>161661116
Warehouse can store 40 cars, each Steal mission is one car at a time, each car has its own value.

Sell missions are dependent on how many Associates you have. One car per person in the Organization. A Private Buyer mission is straight up selling them for the commission gained on them. Car Showroom is a slight up-front payment to mod them up a bit to receive an increased payout on delivery. Specialist Offer is a bigger up-front payment to mod the cars to receive the largest payoff.

Numbers are hard to quantify because it depends on the cars you're selling and to what buyer, and also how damaged the cars are upon delivery, as repair costs are billed to you.

Each car sold while an Associate under a CEO adds $500 to the payment you get every so often, up to a maximum of $10,000.

>>161661521
Investors prefer the guaranteed pre-paid shit that sony throws at them.

also while im too drunk to make my point properly
>biggest competition to sony now is modding
>sony converts starforce staff to denuvo aka anti-modding technology
>baits pc publishers into using it
>players are like "well there are no mods for this game might as well buy it on ps"
fuck sony for runining my pc games, i want mods in my coasters!!!1

>>161660431
But I just love its design so much...RockstarFam, if you are reading this, please try something if you have the time >>161659291

>>161661438
>us
>implying I would ever even consider stealing from my fellow GTAG

Please, there is no need to be afraid.

>>161656564
Praise KEK bouis we insider now

question: is this really an extension of the current CEO business or do we have to buy a new office/garage and start a new import/export organisation?

request: let us set up our own servers

I'm glad there's no vape mobile in the next update, hopefully the skyline will be a tuner and not be limited to stance-shit and TT aero mods.

>>161661660
Sorry, but its not.

>>161660895
well prehaps with mods
https://www.gta5-mods.com/scripts/manual-transmission-ikt

>>161660760
No, I'm referring to "Warehouse Defenses" as in the NPC attacks that occasionally occur when you sit on too many crates. For Bikers, it's called a Business Defense. Will the same happen if I just stockpile cars for a rainy day?

>>161661805
Its an extension. You just need to use the same office, open the same old PC, and there's a new tab for launching Vehicle Cargo missions.

Also lmao we are never gonna let you set up your own servers.

>>161661907
I already answered your question. There's no way to lose cars apart from during Steals and Sells.

>>161661726
Are the cars available to purchase straight away, or do you need to steal them first, kind of like Pegasus vehicles in Heists?

>>161661836
Rockstar FAGGOT
Will you take my virginity?

>>161661726
How much does it cost for a car "stealing" mission, and how much do the cars earn on average?

>>161661726
So essentially instead of stocking up a warehouse with a ton of cars, then selling them all at once, you steal a car, modify/repair it, then sell it to a buyer? So I'm guessing there's no need to store a lot of inventory in a garage since the sell and profit is on a car-for-car basis?

If you had to make a rough average, how much would you say one would make selling a single car solo? Any costs associated with initiating the theft mission?

Annihilator is 50% off and now only 875k

Worth it?

>>161662154
no, it's a shit helicopter in GTAV and no-one uses it

if you don't have a Buzzard yet, get that instead

>>161661726
so you're not increasing the associate pay limit or increasing the number of associates? Kind of disappointing m8, it should go up to at least 15-20k, why are you guys so mean to my associates? I've had to give them my own VIP job money just to compensate for how shit their pay is.

Also 40 missions is actually 3 missions more than a large warehouse, so I better be seeing over 2.2 million dollars on a full warehouse, especially if you can only sell 4 at at a time.

From what I take though, there's no point in ever having more than 4 cars since you can't sell any more than that at a time. Why does it even hold 40 if you'd have to sell 10 times anyway?

>>161661836
>>161661726

Pls answer >>161661128

>>161662108
No costs to begin a steal mission. The flow goes as such:

>Go to SecuroServ PC in office, open up Vehicle Cargo tab, hit "Source Car"
>Get mission, go find car in world, bring it back to warehouse
>Car is now stored in warehouse, like Special Cargo
>Can do more Steal missions to get more cars, or you can use the laptop in the car warehouse to begin Sell missions by choosing whatever car/s you want to sell and choosing the sell type

>>161661836
:(

>>161662154
Only useful in one pve mission. Not fun unfortunatelly.
Im grinding for the latest heli, it looks cute.

>>161662154
it's literally default at the helipads.

Don't buy things you can get for free at a helipad.

Like a maverick, for instance (you know who you are!)

>>161662354
Wait wait wait, so you're saying that outside of upgrading cars to boost car value, Rockstar set up a 100% profit system?

>>161662264
You can get "Collections" of cars. If you get lucky and collect a set of cars, you can sell that collection for far more than a normal sell mission. But you need a specific amount of Associates for collections, like there's 4 cars in the Rally collection, etc.

>>161662348
Timed unlocks? Like if you don't buy em, you can never get them? Nah, this isn't a seasonal event.

>>161662154
If you can kill things with buzzard machineguns, and you have more than 3 dudes that regularly want to ride in a helicopter with you.

>>161662263
>>161662458
>>161662470
I'm a moron, I meant to say Buzzard is 50% off. So that one is worth it, right?

>>161662581
that's neat I suppose.

Still mad about the 10k associate wage though, and I don't even care for me it's just a bummer for all my associates that I wish I could pay more.

>>161662354
is the pay shit for non CEOs like all other work?

>>161662018
>Also lmao we are never gonna let you set up your own servers.

my heart = broken
my hopes = gone
my life = meaningless

>>161662581
>Like if you don't buy em, you can never get them?

No you faggot. Like the Shotaro/Esskey/etc. Locked content that are gradually unlocked in certain dates.

>>161662568
Well, I forgot to mention that if you damage the cars when stealing them, you have to pay repair costs.

>>161662581
How good is the money you make from this? Better or worse than CEO/MC?

>>161662650
lol of course

>>161662354
AYO HOL UP

SO U SAYIN

that I can just buy the warehouse, source cars for free or gank them from randies for free, then take them to my warehouse and sell them later for pure profit?

>>161662756
Well fucking say that then, you idiot.

And yes, there's a few things that are held back for later dates, but its only two cars. Everything else is being blown out on the one day. Christmas, after all.

>>161662762
Do the executive garages actually have an entrance or do we have to access them each time via our office?

>>161662762
How severe are theses repair costs?

>>161662893
>>161661092
pls
let me down gently

>>161662860
Steal gang/ceo/club vehicle, sell it, look at them rage in tears.

>>161662762
Rockstar faggot, are we gonna get a menu for cars just like the bikers?

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>>161662893
Am I gonna ever gonna get my CLK GTR? or at least the Hennessey venom gt?

>>161663313
wow what a hideous car

>>161663313
No.
Mods are bad, mods are PC players, PC players are piracy wuaaaaaah

>>161662893
Is the Shotaro actually going to be the fastest bike that you guys release? It seems like a one-time thing, seeing as it's a movie reference on wheels and all.

>>161663549
it's not even the fastest bike right now

>>161662762
On the one hand this doesn't sound that bad, but on the other hand I get the feeling that starting a sell is going to send armies of cops/merryweather/etc at you.

>>161663635
1 0 m i l l i s e c o n d s

>4 people have to drive during the sell
>no extra associate slots to actually defend these people
>gonna have to actually convince other CEO /gtags/ to defend you every time, and they won't get anything for it

brilliant system you really thought it through.

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>>161663463
>>161663506
Born in a post 9/11 world
#Millennials

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https://a.pomf.cat/qsghyj.webm
Wear a helmet.

>>161663781
>(you)
I never said or replied to any CLK posts
>post 9/11
I was watching the news and my reaction was

>>161657836
pls join gtag so I can follow you around and be your sex slave

>>161632725
>that trenchcoat
>jeans
>fedora

perfect

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>>161663642
I bet it will. I'm so excited.

For ages, racing was the only metric for driving skill. All those years as a freeroam getaway driver are about to pay off.

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>>161664191

>>161664031
>linking to webms on an imageboard
dumbass

>>161664307
Post a webm with sound on /vg/ then.

inb4 /wsg/
Check file size.

At least you tried.

>>161664429
>needing sound
probably some shitty 'le epic drift meme' webm not even worth clicking

>>161664490
actually it's another "lol ragdoll" webm so yeah doesn't need the sound

>>161664594
The sound IS the webm.
Without it, it's just a ragdoll video.

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>>161656564
So is there any chance that older cars will be reworked to allow for rear seats.

Especially those cars that already have them in there behind the front seats.

I get for the singleplayer part of the game it doesn't matter how many can use a car at the same time. But in online it is everything to have cars that can take as many people as possible.

Was it on purpose that the Surfer does not have rear seats when the doors are there for it?

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fun

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>>161648069
>All that gay Saints Row tier shit
>Import update isn't about European & Asian vehicles
>No hatchback Futo

>>161664757
Where?

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>when you win checkpoints by killing off the competition

>>161664841
>jap crap
>good

kys
as someone that has driven both, the AE86 has worse handleing than a turdgen

>>161664692
This. I just bought a topless version thinking people could sit in the back

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>>161664757
>that ugly purple paintjob
Ech

>>161665015
you're becoming even more boring than blater m8

it's worse because you just post low quality images and not webms

we appreciate what you do but please don't blog about jetshitting

>>161664757
fuck off null

>>161665132
the problem with old toyotas is the gearbox is kinda wonky at times, but atleast theyre decent shitboxes.

HEY A QUESTION

What's the best way of taking a screenshot?

how much money do you need for the 60 car garage and custom car shop?

>pub shitter
puts low profile tires on anything
uses one paint job for all vehicles
uses minigun
has gold and pink weapon skins
is a shitskin

>nullphaggot
see pub shitter

why haven't we kicked this faggot

>>161665612
same reason why we haven't kicked nessi or fagtower

i don't know

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>that dull purple null throws on everything
not even memeing, it's the most boring paint job ive ever seen

>>161665675
>nessi
>fagthrower

newfag here, what are these two things?
I'm guessing fagthrowing is like... Granade thrower? Or C4?

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>>161665583
If you have an xbox one you are fucked.. If not there is 1000 different ways to get one hell even photographers in the industry use PC's and PS4's for amazing screenshots dont believe me ask "callmeqt314"

>>161665736
hopefully you will never know, but when you see them in game, the post will sadly make sense.

what will be the cost of the new legendary motorsport cars and the new "60 car garage"?

>>161665583
Press prt screen
Open paint
Ctrl V
Crop it as you like

>>161665719
>>161665183
but I like it because it's like my irl car ; - ;

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>>161665459
I'll blog about whatever the fuck I want

Like when I axed this guy a question and he couldn't answer

>>161665583
Using Steam Overlay to take an .png screenshot is easy.

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>>161665863
whats ur irl car faggot

>>161665863
you are playing a fantasy game, don't emulate your life

also you should know your boring Jap crap paint job won't look good on actual cars

>>161665863
Then you have a really ugly car

>>161665132
Who cares, it's all about aesthetics in GTAO.

>>161665898
no, for real

the guy you killed in the other image probably didn't even capture a single checkpoint because his name wasn't in the bottom right corner

if you try to force your presence people will eventually reject you

>>161665015
>look at me being a stupid jet faggot
wow great post

>>161666308
wow keep acting like the 2 or so blog posts I make every week is really ruining your life so much. Kindly go fuck yourself with a 12 inch metal dido you shit-starting anonymous-posting cuck little bitch.

How's that for my public image?

>>161659486
Since when are Cthulu and dinosaurs memes?

is jrv sperging out again?

last time was really entertaining desu