Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

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I want to fuck all the elves.
We need a garrosh hero so i can join his warband and pillage elf settlements and take their women.

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How do I git gud

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>>161483854
>when you lose a won game.

>>161483854
Watch your tank's movements.
Don't just dive their backline without a plan or at least your team being able to support you.
Predict movement patterns of different heroes.
Know EVERY fucking ability and talent in the game.

Is Brightwing autistic?

>>161484472
Brightwing is a monster.

>>161484472
It's definitely not on human levels of intelligence

>>161483854
just land your skillshots. She melts everyone and is a hassle to deal with. Drop the aoe that slows everyone to a fucking snail crawl on a chokepoint and shoot away

>>161474187
>2 diablos in the game
why is this allowed

>>161483854
cute

>>161485059
>still no femdiablo
WHY

>>161484936
So which build is the better build for killing heroes from icyveins her dragonbuild or sandblast build?

>>161485384
Chromie is more of a personal choice hero, like Leo
It depends on your playstyle, team and what you're most comfortable with.

>>161483854
by selecting her fel queen skin tint #1

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>>161485659
Way ahead of you

>>161485586
got it

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>>161483320
Maybe next year.

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So I really like Diablo characters, and have them all but Nazeebo and Xul, which should I buy first?

>>161487137
Xul. Nazebo is shit now. Also summoning Spooky scary skeletons are FUN!

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>>161487137
Sleep tight fluffer and Xul.

>>161487137
xul

nazeebo needs a re-rework

Slutty christmas zagara skin where

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>jack in for some heroes of the storm
>win 3 games daily

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>>161487686
Has some top tier obscure waifus.

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>>161487686
>>161488164
Best Diablofu coming through.

>>161488164
Do you think the villains in Diablo use humans as sexslaves?

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When will they update LiLi's model so her face doesn't look like crap? Just give her chen's face texture and she is improved significantly.

>>161452912

had a +month break

back now son, gotta go na someday

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>>161483320
Never
Ever

Why Illi didn't love her?

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>>161490531
Obsession does things to a man.

>>161490531
because she's insane and stupid

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>>161490694
She was a little yandere, thats all.

>>161490531
>Why don't you love me when I love you!
She's autistic. Lack of empathy or understand for other people's feelings is a clear sign of Also delete this holy fuck
NO FACES ALLOWED!

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>>161479236

>Arthas
>Brightwang
>Xul
>Li-Li
>Sonya
>Xul
>Johanna
>Xul

>>161490269

It's mostly her flat hair and stupid bangs that bother me.

>>161487137

I'd recommend Xul, definitely.

>>161492368
>xul_typing_on_a_keyboard.jpg

So how do I get better with Abathur? Just spam him and don't let people talking shit about me get to my head?

Why does infest not show the damage increase?

>>161492492
just dig everywhere and only watch minimap

not that hard.

>>161492492
No. "Being" or "getting" good at Abathur means you have some baseline skills already, mostly using the minimap, knowing when to safely soak/push a lane and the ability to play your most damaging assassin in the team just as well as he does. Never pick monstrosity you cunt.
If you are confident in your ability to play shit like Illidan, Butcher and all those other safe Evolution choices, know how to play the game without taking your eyes off the minimap for more than 2 seconds at a time, that's when you play Abathur.
In short, getting good at Abathur can be done by getting good at other heroes and the game in general. Don't shit up games without accomplishing anything with him!

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>>161492596

Bugged. Not sure if it even increases the damage, although I only spent a few minutes testing in Try Mode.

>>161492492

He's honestly the type of Hero you learn after you've gotten everything else down, and even then I'm not sure he's worth the effort when you could just practice Vikings.
Also a tad team and composition reliant, which leads a lot of shitters learning the Hero to just blame everybody else.

>>161492478

He's a pretty neat guy.

>>161493181
worshippers..............................................................quaint..................but............
..................................
...........useful...................

>>161492840
>>161492882
>>161493181
I'm Plat in ranked, i've just never played him so I have no idea what skills to go on
So just be near creep waves to soak xp and watch other parts of the map?

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>>161488164
>tfw they ruined best girl in D3

>no patch today
well time to kys myself

>>161493710

Sort of. You have more than enough wave clear to keep two lanes shoving, with time to gank/harass in between.

>infernal shrines
>alternating between mid and bot
>objective spawns bot, alternate between top/mid while I wait
>group up to contest objective, as soon as we win (or lose) I'll go back to soaking/pushing the two lanes the objective isn't in

Just to give you an idea. He's a pretty solid counter to auto-attackers, especially melee (Thrall, Illidan, Dual-wield Varian), especially those that rely on mobility. Just not the best pick on maps like Battlefield, where you don't get much of the laning benefits.

Sort of has that Sylvanas thing where if the enemy loses the first punisher they'll also lose two sets of towers and a bunch of fort ammo.

Just started...when can I play the shortstacked cutie

>>161494183
Pay 10000 gold.
If you get to level 15ish and play all free rotation heroes to 5 for the 500 gold each, maybe thirty games?

>>161494183

What, Chromie? 10,000 gold, as I recall.

>level heroes to 5 for 500
>dailies for 200-800
>2000 gold reward every few account levels
>weekly brawl (three <5 minute games) for 1000 gold

It shouldn't take long, friend.

What maps do I take Crowd Surfer over Speed Metal?

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>>161483854
You need to learn god timing to hit people coming out of stasis traps so you can use them offensively. Need to learn how to hit people with temporal loop if you don't know how. Need to become really good with positioning and game awareness so no one can sneak up on you. Need to practice a shit ton to get leading shots just right. Need to learn to hold on to your W to get more sure shots rather than spam away.

i just noticed, are the new heroes lacking victory animations? samuro stood out like a sore thumb just standing there while the rest of my team were dancing and shit

>>161495876
Or take Moebius Loop for higher DPS and reliability AND forgiveness for missing over higher burst.

>>161496723
he's very stoic

>>161496723
he's just an introvert

>>161496723

What's with him, anyways? His model looks dated as shit.

>>161490531
I want to fuck maiev

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>>161490531

>that hair

Mmm.

>>161497024
He's blizzard's first timewalking hero

>>161497637
she's not maiev if that's what you are talking about

>>161490531
that would never make it into any video game

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>>161497637
If they do give her a helmetless skin I hope she has a cute scar like my waifu

>>161498193
I'm pretty sure it would make its way really quickly into sfm tho

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>>161497338
Too bad she only wants ilidan deamon cock.

>>161497637
Whats canon color hair, i though that all night elves have black, blue or green hair.

>>161498504
she has white hair in legion

>>161498504
did you ever play wow in any state

or even see night elf official art before wow was made

an assload of them also have white hair

it's not uncommon

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>>161498504

'Dunno.

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>>161498504
>Whats canon color hair
White, it always came out of the top of her helm

>>161498741
Maiev is CUTE!

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never ever pt.2

>>161498745
>yfw there are retards who thought that was a part of her helmet

>>161499030
Get rid of 80% of those polygons and he's ready for hots

>topdamaging as muradin

i love haymaker

>>161499183
What are you on, my friend, hots models are sometimes pretty detailed, if anything, his armor and weapon are not plastic enough.

>>161500161

>arthas crying in a corner with his toy sword

new townhall heroes podcast in 25 minutes

too bad its with na players but its been a month since the last one so should be lots to talk about

>>161490531
Who's the closest to Maiev in the game, Zeratul?

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>>161498720
Yes, he literally stole her moveset, except for his heroic.

>>161503590
*>>161503938

>>161503590

I went and checked her (Warden?) WC3 page, and looks like he took her entire skillset, minus ult.

Haven't played WoW recently and don't recall what her skillset in there is, if it's ever even shown.
Anyways, the next Night Elf'll probably be a Nidalee Feral druid, or something.

>>161503938
>>161504047
Oh, that's a shame, Zeratul doesn't have a single good skin, even his master skin is trash

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>>161504220
thisalee crow pls

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F U N

I'm trying to master Leoric, but I find it difficult to know when to use his E properly. I tend to pick the Hardened Bones Talent that makes him resistant while wraith-walking, but is the abilities main function to reposition/escape? Or is there some kind of utility that I'm missing? I found out I could use it to escape a Chromie Temporal Loop which is great, but my resistant body still gets nuked.

>>161504220
play wc3 and come back, tell me she feels anything like that turd zeratul and his spaghetti slash

>>161504542
>not Broll to complete the gladiator trio along with Valeera who's coming soon.

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>>161504661

>utility that I'm missing

Using it to negate CC, for one. Tank additional damage with the talent you mentioned for two. Also using it to preposition, escape or catch somebody out (especially with wall ult).

>>161504760

Yeah, it's on my list. Haven't had the chance yet. I've just heard that he has her skillset and checked the wiki.

>>161504542

That'd be neat. What other characters might a Feral/Guardian druid be?

>Fandral, although I suppose we just got him in skin form
>Hamuul
>Broll
>mind is blank now

>>161505071
I think broll would make a good bear druid. Night elves need a tank and another dps or specialist for a full night elf group.

>>161504760
Going off her WC3 kit, she would be more like a Zeratul who relied more on hit and runs and setting up kills before finishing someone off. Maybe she could pass a specialist rather than an assassin. A poison slow, a basic AoE clear, a non-instant blink, and then some fun ults involving imprisonment and summoning avatars of vengeance to splitpush or boost your in-fight dps and create more targets for the enemy.
I could see it. She never had the damage to be an assassin, anyways. She's a Warden, not an executioner.

>>161505071
Right, glad I'm not completely missing something then. It seems like the March of the Black King is definitely the weaker ult (at least in most situations), but landing it can feel incredible, moreso with the level 20 upgrade.

What about a Troll Druid? (Are there any Troll Druids?) There aren't any Trolls in the game, or some more Tauren?

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>>161505463

Heh, imagine a female tauren, or troll. Probably wouldn't sell as well as a night elf, though.

The first female Dreanei will probably be Yrel for that very reason, but I may be horribly wrong.
I just really want a shape shifting hero, preferably a spider, but I'll take a cat/bear.

>>161505683
>a mary sue from the worst expansion in the history is going to sell well
Nah, probably Velen who needs to fill the priest role anyhow.

>>161505683
>>161505798
We still need a prot/ret Paladin. Problem is there's Liadin and Yrel for it.

I'd argue Liadrin is more iconic. She even has a hearthstone hero. On the other hand there's no female Draenei apart from Yrel at all. She seems to be the only one who'd warrant a hero.

>>161505683
We need a fem draenei badly

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>>161505463

>20 upgrade on March

That's a bit of a rough go, isn't it? I was under the impression Spectral was the go-to for more damage, and Hardened otherwise. Buried Alive just doesn't exist.

>>161505798

Not saying that I like that forgettable goat, just that she'd probably sell better than poor ol' Velen.

>also seems like varians brat son'll be the token priest when he's inevitablly added
>multiclass like father able to go disc or shadow idk ideas

>>161505798
I'd like to think a Priest Hero would be Anduin, and he'd be another multi-class hero, but you choose at Level 1 to go Shadow or Disc/Holy. Velen would be a better choice for a Healer Priest, but I just want a Shadow Priest in the game. Gul'Dan wasn't DoTty enough for my liking.

>>161505683
That'd be true, but it's still something I'd like to see. I'd love to see a Bear Druid, but now that Multiclass Heroes are a real thing (Karazhim didn't count I guess?), a Druid really is the perfect candidate for it. Even if it's just Feral/Guardian, since Malfurion covers the Resto spec nicely.

>>161506038
Trait could be mind vision, choose a target (if a hero it's on a time limit) you can see that target's vision like a scout drone.

>>161506038
It is yeah, but I really love ending my March and having five Spectral Leashes up. I normally take the % health on Auto attack Talent, though I've used Hardened every now and then.

>>161506247
>a shadow priest that isn't a troll or undead

You disgust me

>>161505798
>caring about a character being a mary sue
>in world of warcraft
what? that is like 100% of the good guy characters

Who do you think is the strongest and most viable solo carry splitpusher? I'm talking 'fuck my team, i'm gonna just push and win'

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>>161506285

Mm, that's an idea.

>>161506736

I think we have quite a few potential Heroes, but it seems like Anduin and Velen are the most likely "Priest" character.

>>161507183

>xul
>zagara
>azmodan
>sylvanas
>hammer
>gazlowe
>falstad
>a few others i can't currently think of

MMR/Rank plays a role, because some Heroes fall off a little sooner than others.

>>161507289
Anduin and Velen would never be shadow priests
It's like saying Jaina should cast pyroblast and arcane missiles because she's a mage or Malf should shape shift just because he's a druid
It makes no sense lorewise

>>161507289
>Xul
do you just go a full skeleton build? What 20 talent do you take?

>>161507183
Azmodan is the most well rounded : as long you're vaguely in range of your team during tf you can contribute with orbs and map size doesn't really affect you that much

Zagara's second best

>>161507941
Jaina uses arcane spells in lore, nothing lorewise against her casting arcane missiles. Also Malf is constantly shapeshifting, that is why when he spent so much time in the dream his body just kind of grew those antlers, wings and bear claws on his feet

>>161507941

I suppose, now that I think about it. Did you have somebody else in mind?

>>161508204

Ideally, but I'll usually put points into talents that let me duel the 1-2 people who come to stop me.

>Backlash
>Jailors
>Rathma's 99% of the time
>Skeletal Mages
>Giant's Curse
>Amplify Damage
>Bone Spear

Corpse explosion in place of Giant's Curse if I'm pushing multiple lanes uncontested, or whenever I can get away with it. Same for Skeletal mastery and Amplify.

>Shade

Against heavy right-click.

>Trag'Oul's Essence

Never run out of mana. Spam Q and W to clear waves instantly forever.

>get amplify
>ping self a few times in a 1v1
>nova on the opposite side of the map precision strikes him

Amplify is also just hilarious if you're playing with a Chromer.

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>>161507941

I think the only shadowpriest that could make it into the game would be moira

>>161508364
Everything magic is arcane, but she always specialized in frost and it would be weird for her to use different spells

Malf is not a druid of the claw. He never turned into a bear/cat afaik unless something stupid happened lately in wow, which is entirely possible.

>>161508927
Even in WC3 she was a pretty proficient at teleporting, which falls under arcane school of magic. In Warcraft arcane, fire, frost have all be classified as different types, and Jaina specialized in teleportation as well as frost magic.

Also in wow he constantly shapeshifts into a bird to fly around and in the books he constantly shapeshifts into animals. Even cenarius trained him in shapeshifting. He even turns into a bird in wc3

>tfw no priest with shadowform trait toggle

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>>161508914

I could see this, actually.

>>161508204

Whoops, already responded, but skipped over this entirely.

I take Bone Spear, like, every game. It benefits (of course) from the increased damage of Amplify at 16, which helps with your dueling.

>Mortal Wound if you really, really need to shut down healing (might also consider Q talents at 13 and/or 16, depending)
>I don't take Poison Nova or Call of the Grave
>Can't find reason to take Raised Mage, but perhaps I've overlooked something. Might test it in a bit.

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>varian 10k gold

rejoice!

>>161508650
>>161509682
So why Skeleton Mages over Poison Nova?

>>161509302
Frost magic is a product of arcane magic
You manipulate arcane energies to create frostbolts or fireballs, you don't directly manipulate frost or fire elements.
Her offensive skillset was always frost based.
Arcane mages in lore are usually highborne

Didn't read the books really, but he's simply not known to fight doing that sort of shit
Even Anduin probably popped a mind control or two in game but it's not like he's a fucking shadow priest

>>161508650
Not really
You could use the original human shadowpriest but she's a literal noone
I'd rather have 2 heroes instead

Robo-Xul skin so I can roleplay as a Necron when?

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>>161510545

>Comparable damage
>More control via slows
>Shorter cooldown
>Flexible range
>Shorter cast time
>Significantly better for escaping

Might just be personal preference, or I could've been cc'd on my Nova a few too many times, but I've come to prefer Skeletal mages.

>>161510772
The most powerful (and probably the only named) arcane mage is actually Aegwynn, a human. In the RTS schools of magic are different, later on (as in late into the mmos life) it is all described as arcane. So since you are referencing the MMO malfurion shapeshifts a lot and that is the reason for his appearance having many animal features that are now part of his body.

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What hero will let me have the biggest dick
I wanna do big dick damage

>>161511307
Butcher has theoretically infinitely scaling damage

>no boipussy heros

Man who the fuck am I going to play then.

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>>161511307

>Tychus
>The Butcher
>Gul'dan
>Ching Ping
>Sonya (Old)

>>161511829

>and none in sight

It is suffering.

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>>161511307
snu snu

>>161487137
sleep tight fluffer.

Nazeebo is pretty easy to play and has been a consistently solid pick for a while now. Xul is really strong in the right situations though and more of a must-have than Nazeebo, so I'd go with him first.

When the fuck is etc getting nerfed?

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Classic Xul when?

>>161512383
>>161512418
Does she do less damage than she used to?

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>Zul'jin, Valeera, and possibly KT next year

They'll pad this out with other franchise reps, right? They don't mean to give us six Warcraft heroes in a row? Even if they totally can.

>>161512856
who?

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>>161513027

Yeah.

>Focused Attack nerfed
>Reduced W damage
>Increased Wrath of the Berserker CD

Probably something else I'm not thinking of.

>>161512856

He just got a skin. Probably won't see another until mid-late 2017.

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am i the only one noticed

>>161513451
No, that's been a retarded fucking meme since his release. I've always despised that shit.

>>161513451
people have been doing that since warcraft 3

and warcraft 3 had an item that looked similar to batman before rexxar

>>161513382
So can she really do big dick dps?

>>161511156
> Aegwyn
> not Medivh, who even Deathwing feared

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dont die, /hotsg/!

Does anyone have that picture that had all the heroes lined up for size comparison?

>>161513849

She used to be able to. Not sure about now. Sort of fell out of the meta.

>>161516095

>dead thread
>dead game
>dead inside

Wonder if the game'll ever really pick up. Tempted to go learn League/Dota in the meantime.

>spend five minutes waiting to load into a brawl with one person still loading in, no big deal, this has happened before
>more time passes
>suddenly get kicked back to main menu with a leaver

Oh, alright. Fuck you game.

>>161511130
why do you have a picture of Thaddius named Gluth?

>>161508914
supported by voice files!

>>161516845

At least it wasn't Ranked.

>somebody dodged
>oh weird whatever i'll just queue back up (solo)
>0 points, demotion game
>leaver status

>>161516935

Attention, mostly.

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Flat

>>161517231
she can flatten the entire roster desu

>>161518169

>her most recent skin shows less skin

what were they thinking desu

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>using any other portrait
fucking plebs, this is the one and only one you should be using

>>161518581
Soon as they make him a hero sure! Master skin is the gear from merc camps.

>>161518662
>He doesn't have minion knight portrait enabled
Lmao I bet you're bronze fucking faggot

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>>161518581
I don't like the minions in general to use that portrait

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>>161518581

>>161518742
okay

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>>161485971

Chromie's felqueen skin actually was originally designed to have only a thing and not the tights, you can see the remnants of this on the ingame model

We almost got a lewd skin, but alas

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>>161519076
Oh wow, you aren't fucking around, you can VERY clearly see it.

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>>161519076

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Reminder of reddit karma-whoring sell-out rats: https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/4mh256/theres_a_guy_on_4chan_who_has_accurately_leaked/

https://www.reddit.com/user/SSJ5Gogetenks
>ponyfucker

They are in this thread RIGHT NOW!

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>>161519520

>killing the golden goose

That was pretty sad.


>Cydaea

At least there's something to look forward to. Hopefully. Staying positive.

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>>161519520
I like your spirit anon.

>>161519340
>That odd bow-legged stance
I love little gnomes as much as the next guy but I have a good feeling it wouldnt be as great as we would hope itd be
They wouldnt give her a full ass at all, and extremely thick legs. She'd look she was walking around on 2 stumps rather than nice, curvy, gnome legs.

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>Every fucking QM tonight has been a grouped Variunfair+SamurOP, a grouped Sylvanas+Zarya free-pushing, and a filler solo queue.

Just fucking end me.

>>161519076
Fel "Queen" Chromie, then?

>>161520221
>qm

lol

>>161520017
I fart to have a farting competition with brightwing

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>8/8

>>161522162
It's coming to get you

>500+ second queue
>a player has been disconnected
>need to queue up again
>another 300+ seconds and still waiting
great game

>>161522162
You know it's lurking around the corner anon

>tfw no one good you like plays this game regularly in /vg/ anymore

>>161522162
It would be a shame if something were to happen to your history, there, anon.

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>>161522162

When is Zeratul gonna get a good skin?

>>161522965
>tfw there are people in this thread even at this very moment who have less than 150k gold, thus proving your point

So I got Rhegar
He doesnt seem very strong in anything he does
And I can never really tell when to use my ult, because whoever I see I want to use it on is already dead, or I die, or it just never gets used
What am I doing wrong?

>>161522162
I can hear it in the distance

>>161523591
Ronin and Zerg Hunter are great.

>>161523729
Cast it earlier than you'd want to and remember how bursty this game really is

Moment you see that bitch get close to half its now or never, the majority of the time

>>161518868
I wish I had this. Would use no other. I want to make it to Master League with that portrait.

>>161518868
what even is this icon

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>>161525434

Hopefully what I'll be getting in a few weeks on a smurf after losing all ten placements.

>>161525592

Might go throw those placements now, actually.

Any recommendations as to what I should play?

>>161526056
Valla,Mura,Etc,Malf

>>161526056
Play heroes with high win rates and show them what you're made of

>>161526482

>second highest winrate in Bronze/Silver is best goblin

I'm feelin' it.

>>161526228

That's an idea.

>>161526630
Can you duo queue hero league? I might throw them with you if possible

>>161526725

Yeah, I think so.

Any idea what dodging draft does to affect placements by chance?

>>161526808
Still need to do them

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So who are this games hyper carries?

>>161527609
Competent and cooperative team members.

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This game is so fucked.

QM is just an imbalanced shitshow wherein nobody knows how to play the map's objective correctly.

HL is a rush to get top picks, and then it comes down to whomever has the biggest mistake-laden dunce on the team, team with the worst player loses.

Unranked is a mix between the two.

Brawls are gimmicks that are fun for like 4 games.

I love this game yet every time I get the urge to play it, I just wish I stuck with what I was doing before coming back to it.

>>161527609
A li ming with a frontline

>>161527609
Probably li-ming, then tracer with a tassadar and valla

>>161527609
Me

>>161517231
I fucking hate that hairstyle so much.

>>161527739

Yeah, same.

I always find myself looking forward to new Heroes, though, and it keeps me coming back. Sort of.

>>161526725

>tfw just afk'd in lane all game and team pulled off a 4v5

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>>161527739
you damn right they're fun for four games

then its time to get the fuck

>>161527609
AA Falstad, Li Ming, Nazeebo

>>161528250
I like her with the green crimson mare.

>>161527609

>Butcher
>Valla
>Raynor
>Falstad
>Li-Ming
>Chromie
>Sgt. Hammer...?

>>161528250

It's a pretty great skin. I'm hoping they make the WoWtoken grant battle.net currency so I can buy, like, every skin.

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>placement matches

>>161528642

>in 8 minute queue for second game now

somehow managed to win first one, everybody is diamond

fug might not be able to make it to bronze

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Literally perfect

How do I tychus?
I never used him and I will try him now that it's free.

Keep in mind that I'm silver

>>161528642
>Zeratul says "assassin", so it must be a normal dps
>Abathur says "specialist", so it must be a siege hero
>Anub says "warrior", so it must be a solo tank
Such is life in shit leagues

>pick gazlowe
>get shrines map
>just split push all game
>team dying and pinging me all game
>we lose the first three punishers and a keep
>getting all the camps and pushing, sometimes dying
>illidan two levels above me hunts me once, only to die to me and three turrets
>somehow wipe the other team and get a shrine and push to core

is this all gazlowe does? he seems terrible at everything but pve

>>161529173

>q to chase squishies
>w to poke
>e is short dash
>d then stand still to 1v1 anybody after 13
>drop lazer ult where it won't die, it does a billion damage use R to retarget
>dont take thor/odin thing

>>161527609
fully stacked azmodan

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>>161528642
We fucking clocked 'em boys

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>>161529725
>dont take thor/odin thing

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>>161530059
ignore my nintendo 64 that I'm playing this on
I still get 60 fps so idc

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>>161530206
and last but not least the builds of all these pro players

>>161530385
>>161530206
Oh man, that's something else all right.

Well, good job.

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>>161530385
>picking Cleanse in bronze
how do you split push with that?

>>161530090

What, did they change it recently?

As I recall it didn't offer his trait, and just increased range, or something.

>>161530385
How the fuck?

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>>161530059
>>161530206
>>161530385

Bronze is a truly magical world where miracles can happen

>>161530059

>FRESH FEED

Might actually play him next here.

>if i end in silver instead of bronze i might delete this account

>>161530617

Valla does a retarded amount of damage.

>play valla, raynor or hammer
>duo-queue with a morales

Whew.

>>161531660
>tfw you bully a thrall and auriel out of the lane as raynor+medic because they can't deal damage for shit to heal up again
>tfw you destroy the first fort before the first tribute even spawns

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What mount goes best with this palette boys?

So, I get you are fucking GM and you are teaching your idiot little friend how to play so you are paired with bronzies, but the last thing I need is a guy to lord over everyone telling them what to do.

5 people with a bad plan is better than 1 person with a good one.

>>161533292

>ping pig
>blue/white ghost speeder
>cloud9 2015 hexathing?

>>161532883

Yeah, it's great. Feeling like not stressin' over picks and just playing Jimmy every game.

Or any of the other right-clickers, but Jimmy hasn't been getting contested much.

>>161533536

>ping pig

Pink, rather.

>>161530385

Heh, what Rank/League is this?

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I know this is probably going to sound like a stupid question, and I know it's not a very well-thought about subject, but are there any comedian-based youtubers like Dunky or Magikarp that do videos based on hots? I usually watch random stuff on the internet while I do the dishes and was hoping to watch hots videos, but all I could find were unfunny gameplay videos.

>>161534103

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWrBHq7HwZ0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzxYA4K9qH0

Only guy that comes to mind, although I haven't really been looking.

>also implying three whole people play this game

>>161534103
"Comedian-based" is a pretty offensive term considering the massive gap between typical internet humor and legitimate comedians, stand-up or otherwise. (Actors, talk show hosts, etc.)

Only slightly triggered. This contributes nothing to you or the thread, sorry buddy.

>>161534972
I laugh more watching dunkey than I ever have watching actual stand-up. And I watch alot of stand-up.

Mostly as background noise when I'm farming shit in an mmo.

>>161533292
Pink wonderbilly

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>>161527909

>>161536381
>tfw to inteligent to deel damag

>>161488376
Is the third tint of Amazon Nova a reference to her?

What's a fun Tyrande build if there's another healsut support and I'm allowed to go damage?

>>161537539
Almost positive, yeah.

>>161537781
Level 20 Tyrande letting you know that there's no higher damage or fun that owl build.

>>161537949
>there's no higher damage or fun that owl build.

What did he mean by this?

>>161538028

I offer you help and make a typo and this is how you repay me?

>>161538105
Is the typo "than"? Ok, I guess that works, but what is owl build

>>161538174
Yes it was than

Empower
Pierce
Lunar Momentum
Starfall
Overflowing light (nothing better on this tier)
Ranger
Rewind

>>161538256
ok thanks

>>161538174
The only build that comes close is her AA build

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>>161536381

>>161487137

Xul is generally better and fun.

Nazeebo actually has a higher popular win rate build. The downside is that it relies on a lot of skill and only starts to shine in the late game.

>>161540664
that's me!

>>161506795
>good guy characters
Are orcs really the good guys now?

>>161541639
Orcs, demons, betrayers, genocidal mages, oppressive tyrants.
You name it, they're good.

>>161527828
u tracer fags need to stop playing hero league, unless u can wave clear, merc, siege or cc along with kill people you become absolutely useless from behind. Face it your a less shitty nova.

>one player disconnects
>suddenly the whole game is ruined
>lose full points because they were disconnected from level 10
great game

>>161542868
Got de-ranked thanks to multiple games in a row of DCs and a leaver. Amazing fucking game.

>>161541639
Sargeras is a good guy now too

>>161542868
They don't have the technology for loss prevention, game is still in beta

>>161542868
It happens for the enemy team more often than it happens for you.

WHEN

No seriously, fucking when? We got a fucking gnome and 2 (TWO) pandas before this guy

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>>161543820
Aaand, I forgot the fucking picture

>>161542868
That's why you don't play hots.

>>161543451
Go to bed Dustin, that shit don't fly here.

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>>161544071

It's true, even if it doesn't really feel like it.

>4 potential shitters, afks or disconnects on your team
>5 on the other team

>>161543894


We just got Alarak. Seems like they'd hold off on him a bit more.

>>161544259
It's not true, since you can disconnect as well.

Are the DDoS attacks back? I have entire teams disconnencting simultaneiously, me including.

>>161544978
Could be, I just came out of a game where 2 people on my team disconnected at the start and never came back. This was after being in another game where someone on my team disconnected at level 5 and never came back.

Dunk build or meme lazer for Azmodan?

>>161545385
meme lazer
suicide into towers

I forgot how good is Thrall in bronze

>>161548427
The way this sentence is structured makes me think it's a question.
The way it's presented makes me feel like it's a misworded statement.
And every hero is good as long as you're better than everyone esle.
I just got 10 kills 30 assists no deaths and 34% hero damage as Nova.

>>161548548
I forgot how autistic Nova players are

>>161545490
>not going meme piano Azmopusher

>>161549073
>someone points out that your post is unclear and tries to relate to the subject
>they must be autistic
Forgot how awful this community was.

is this game dead?

>>161549215
>thinking >>161548427 is a question
Not that other guy, but you seem to have difficulties in basic communication/English.

>>161548427
full selfheal build is good no matter what league.

>>161549516
>I forgot
>How good is Thrall
I don't understand where you're getting off on trying to demean me, but at least proofread your shit before you go spouting of generic insults because your feelings get hurt at the slightest provocation.

>>161549612
Ironic.

>>161549612
>doesn't have a question mark
>uhhhh...it's a question!
>all the meanwhile abusing others
kek

4chin is one of the most amusing places if you don't take it seriously at all. Regardless of whether users are being sincere or not, it's entertainment.

>>161549705
>>161549756
>abusing others
Stating facts.
No where in my argument did I make any statement about their personality except for that which has already been shown.
I don't except people to properly punctuate their shit if they don't even bother to phrase it properly, but I still politely pointed it out so that I might give feedback in a just manner.
Instead I get a response as half-assed as the original post.

Don't really know what I was expecting, people only come here to waifu/shitpost and complain about being stuck in silver-plat.

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>>161549938
>he does it for free

>>161549215
>your post is unclear
Not my post
Still you do sound pretty autistic
It's okay, I know you're level 20 with that fine gal

>>161549971
If I did it well I'd be getting someone to pay me for it.
But I don't do anything well, hence my being here.

>>161504661
Never do a full wraith walk. Use it to get just out of range and cancel it. Thats the top error i see fron leorics.

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>>161550063
Haven't even played her or Zera since a little before the Quests patch.

>>161505909
Paladin has to be tirion. No way we dont get assbringer.

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>A non-Grandmaster shitter asks me to play

>Blizzard in charge of making Varian
>2 specs are garbage
>1 spec is fucking ridiculous
>Blizzard quality


Fury nerfs with Taunt and Colossal Smash buffs when?

>>161552310
>Blizzard in charge of making Varian
>he pulls a shield out of his ass
>his trait isn't stance dancing
Thanks

>>161552310
this is bait

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>>161552310
Actually all 3 specs are really good but each one has to be chosen as a counter to what the enemy has.

That said you should expect the Warbringer talent to be nerfed in the near future.

>>161552572
>they thought someone would take being invulnerable for 1/16th of the time over a 6 second targeted travel stun

http://us.battle.net/forums/en/heroes/topic/20752237706

nice system

>>161552717
git gud scrub

>go up from plat 4 to diamond 3 on a win streak
>stop for the day, play HOTS again two days later, feeling fresh and happy to play at my new rank
>sky temple, some shitter first picks nova, then proceeds to AFK on lane, running around in circles while stealthed
>we ping her
>"fuck u noobs im not playing"
>"eat a dick im done with this shit game"
>"enjoy your loss niggers"
well that didn't last long

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>>161549215
please upvote his posts to raise awareness of autism

>>161553252
>do not talk at all
>get silenced
:)

Also, are you under the misconception that I'm that poster? top lol

>>161553774
>he can't juke the silence
lmao look at this bronzie

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Got a problem, how can I use abilities with the shift+key like in LoL for example? I want quick-cast but to look at the range sometimes too.

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>KR nukes

>>161550301
Too similiar to Uther.

>>161554097
not in the slightest

>>161554097
Abilities would be
>hit shit with big weapon
>summon light to not die
>yell at Arthas
Okay, that is pretty similar to Uther.

>>161554171
I could see a Cavalier charge heroic, that would be glorious

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>sky temple, our team comp: samuro, muradin, tychus, malfurion, chromie
>samuro and tychus are mentally retarded
>enemies are 5 man pushing our forts between objectives and these faggots are both laning
>they get anally blasted when i pick Twilight Dream
>muradin leaves the game, we play with a bot since minute 10
>1 more loss and I'm getting a demotion game
I'm lovin it

>>161552717
>shitter spams pings all game
>mute him
>he actually gets silenced
nice, blizzard actually doing their job for once

>>161554131
>>161554171
He's an old white dude.
Liadrin is a hearthstone playerskin.
Yrel is a literal who but unique as female Draenei.

>>161553876
There's smart cast or somethin.
Aim on push, cast on release of the button. Rightclicking cancels activation.

>>161552572
No, you don't.

Twin Dildo Blades of the Cocksucker is the best spec for every situation. It's the best tank spec and the best damage spec. By far.

>>161555445
>arms 3 times the size of head
>black
>dumber poster
>no penis
How am I supposed to like that thing?

>>161555034
There are no Draenei yet. Contenders are
>Literal-Who-But-Lore-Important Velen as support
>Literal-Who Yrel as something
>Literal-Who Akama to fuck with Maievfags some more
>Fucking BotC cinematic Paladi crystal hammer Vindicator Maarad (Literal-Who)
I hope like hell they'll go for Maraad as the Draenei hero, but Yrel's probably getting in over him due to role overlap (why would you introduce a male and female paladin) while Velen and Akama are more distinct. Problem is there are no other notable female Draenei.

>>161530059
i play only Aba and won my first 10Placematch games.

>>161555765
grats on being carried as the neet hero

>>161555860
cant rember i lost ever a Place match. and i only play aba. Maybe you are the problem not your team.

>Kel'Thuzad when???

what would he even do. sell me a kit, /hotsg/

>>161555991
Frost armor
Summon bullshit minions
Spend mana like crazy on piano talent abilities.

>>161555991
>>161556057
Sac his shit for mana.
Frost Nova.
Fucking Death and Decay

>>161556557
What about consuming friendly minions for mana. Doubt Blizzard would ever do something of the sorts, but would add some flavor to soaking imqho

>>161556735
only cuck heroes use mana

>>161557289
ETC, Jojo, Mura, Valla, Ming, Malf are quit the cuckers and use mana.

>>161557289
Gall is the biggest cuck in the game and he doesn't use mana.
Vikings and Aba are cucks too.

>>161555445
>Left: oh look another black "original" design
>Right: tasteful muscle amazon qt

>>161557996
>gall
>the cuck
Then why is impossible to get mvp as cho when your gall isn't bad/drunk/half asleep from the meds?

>>161497637
>filename

For example, even tho Varian may seem to work similar to Butcher they won't (after inevitible var nerf) fill same role in same way. Only now is dualwield Varian seemingly better than every other melee dps. Hence i believe Maiev will differ from any other (not necesary) stealth hero.

>>161558539
Even if you turn it around and make Cho the biggest cuck the point still stands.