/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

naka bp

green

beorshit :3

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I wonder what the fish are like in Ala Mhigo.

>>161470668
Really buff fish with strong fins that beat up other fish.

Xth for trying to be forgotten

Is it harder to be a tank or a healer when it comes to raiding?

>>161470716
Awesome! I'm gonna beat the shit out of them.

>>161470757
Don't bully fish please.

>>161470732
Depends on what kind of tank, main tanking is quite boring to be honest.

t. a main tank

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c@s

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>>161470602
Wenko a cute

>>161470909
shut the fuck up cringy retard

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>>161470832
>Don't bully fish please.
I'm not bullying them I'm stopping them from trying to kill us all.

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>>161470880
Cat in a queer bubble.

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what's your favourite metal song /xivg/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3AZy4mOLCo

>>161470880
F@ c@ t@s

>>161470948
>not sure if meme

>>161471031
It's very likely intentional. The fishing guide is full of jokes like that.

For example the description for the Tornado Sharks is a Sharknado reference, and the big fish version is called "The Second One"

how do i become a well known avatar??

>>161470909
^^

>>161470996
https://youtu.be/X_DVS_303kQ

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>>161470996
I don't really listen to metal. But Stromae is pcool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiKj0Z_Xnjc

>>161471118
WELP. Time to get serious about fishing and laugh at terrible jokes. :|

>>161470493
What I am saying is that many of the quests in the game clearly occur at specific points in the game's timeline. Bahamut and Alexander are imminent threats to the entire world and it just has to be assumed that they were both taken care of at some point because the game's plot would just be completely derailed if they weren't assumed to be defeated.

It is like how questing in post-Cata WoW has you start the game after the Cataclysm, go back to the events of Burning Crusade and Wrath, and then return to Cataclysm when you hit level 80. Obviously you aren't canonically jumping through time; it is just how the game is set up. Additionally, you can compare Bahamut and Alexander to something like Uldaur where canonically Yogg was had nearly broken free and Algalon was only minutes away from causing the Azeroth to be completely atomized and reconstructed. It just has to be assumed that Uldaur was taken care of at some point.

>>161471193
>only ever heard it from the movie
>sounds good
>years later look for it
>hate her voice

Does anyone else hold their poop in because it feels good with that pressure on the prostate?

>>161471159
HRT, voice chat near 24/7, copious amounts of lewd posting, and resisting the urge to kill yourself brought on by the acknowledgement of your body and subconscious mind that you are an abomination.

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>>161470996
>in flames
good taste.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5i7qZxICwgQ this is the only real heavy song i've listened to lately and it's >dragonforce

>>161471307
would you fuck me? i'd fuck me. i'd fuck me hard

O w O

>>161471338
>HRT
what if i dont need them?

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>>161470996
Hard to give a 'favorite' but here is one I like a lot
In Flames is pretty A-Okay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4pd76_Qo00

>>161471457
then go FTM instead

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>>161470996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1OXcH1bg20

There's too much good stuff I can't just pick one favorite

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>>161470996
>>161471392
>in flames
>dragonforce
my sides

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>>161470996
I don't listen to a lot of metal
https://youtu.be/4MiVtlhOW4U

>>161471541
You seem too soft for metal.

>>161471507
but thats almost as gross as HRT

do I go yaoi cat or futa highlander?

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>>161471392
>>161471480
tfw going to see in flames on saturday
they're gonna play all new stuff though probably which will be disappointing but I heard from a close friend they're still amazing live and yeah >>>>>>>>>>>dragonforce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O32Ud0s-0aQ

>>161471193
>>161471248
this isn't really metal...

>>161471509
>>161471541
these are pretty good
I'm kinda picky with metal because of vocals though because I'm not a huge fan of the super growly and screechy stuff, I like how anders does though because it's still mostly decipherable lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUl6hPCYAvc

late 2017/early 2018 can't come soon enough for helloween to get kiske and kai back and do that tour holy fuck I can't believe that's real

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>metal

>>161471728
Futa highlander and ride my dick while yours helplessly flops around.

>>161471728
yaoi cat and tease the sluts

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You know, i never mind people who don't know stuff, but if your going to be a patronizing bitch when i state a fact after you fuck up ima be mad.

>>161471780
>tease the sluts
Most "sluts" find male characters disgusting. Just look at Soft; you can have all of them riding your futa dick and telling you how much they love you but as soon as you fanta to a male everyone ignores you and acts disgusted by your mere presence.

Unless you're Ada because everyone knows it's not going to last more than a few hours before they switch to something else.

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Is he right?

>wake up
>still no c@ eb

wtf?

>>161471917
With male characters you lose.
ERPers hate you for being a male
And the only ones that likes you are girls that try to force you into yaoi shit with other catboys

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>>161471757
The closest thing to metal that I listen to is like, classic rock. I suppose since metal is a subgenre of rock, it sort of works. Maybe. That's getting too far into /mu/ territory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sAm5UCJ9vA

>>161471684
FTM use HRT too, and it works better than MTF because T is pretty strong.

>>161472004
tru but i think you know what i was trying to say

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>>161471973
classic rock is fine
I listen to a lot of stuff honestly, metal is just my fave
I mostly listen to 90s alt rock besides my metal though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGiTPgvKktM

is this old enough to be classic rock yet

>>161470996

Who /nbbmn/ here?

>https://youtu.be/Md4LvfNZW44

>>161471938
>Reddit post.
>6.8 billion words long.
nigga do you think I'm reading all that?

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>>161470996
does this count?
https://youtu.be/bAJgMVzU6SA

i dont really do metal but faun did a cover thingy of one of these guys songs and they seem pretty nice

>>161472004
It works better because females handle testosterone far, far better than males handle estrogen. The MTF transition is actually very dangerous and makes you multitudes more likely to develop something horrible like cancer or organ failure.

For some reason there are a ton of pathetic males out there who truly believe everything will be better if they just become a "woman" so they butcher their bodies without realizing their life sucks so much because they're a shitty/boring/depressing person to be around. I guess pumping yourself full of hormones is easier than learning to be a functioning human being.

>>161471895
a9 REG btw.

>>161472057
Yeah but I think shittily done ftm are grosser than shittily done mtf
Might just be me

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>>161471895
that's the wife of some player on gilg i think, don't really know either of them

>>161472080
rate my bad tastes
https://youtu.be/SSXV-4lGTh8

>tfw will never have a sleepover with sproutlander, meria, cg and ftelor
why live

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>>161472080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDMvN45sjo4 damn dude when are we getting married

>>161471895
>>161472316
Saeno Abes's wife

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>>161472151
yeah I like this it's pretty good

>>161472109
I could never get into black metal that much
I like the melodic stuff so much though

>>161472316
this is pretty decent, idk I'm not super picky about music honestly I just like stuff to listen to in general just prefer metal
also use some new pictures you hecking nerd

>>161472427
idk about that one my man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xKCV8eqfto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teetvAUcG_E

>>161472248
You sound like an expert anon
http://www.endocrineweb.com/professional/gender-identity/transgender-hormone-therapy-safe-when-monitored-certain-risks

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>>161472467
yea, i know cause i saw them around and they sent me a tell once

>>161472484
it takes time to amass a new collection of pics
but i promise i'm working on it

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>>161472467
>Saeno Abes
>

>>161472484
we can sit in the dark and listen to the pearl jam anthology and gush over eddie vedder's voice

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>>161472596
ok but only if you buy me five guys and promise not to make a move on me
we can play rock band too I've been picking it up again since I got new speakers for my tv and it's not that fun playing by myself

>>161472567
alright good work

>>161472527
There are thousands of studies showing it's far more dangerous for males to transition than females. There are no credible studies to debunk this. This is fact. I'm not going to do your homework for you.

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>>161470996
Probably one of these three.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld7zfVrnMPU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAzbTsgt70o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GATpxojtye8

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>>161470996
Oh yah I like this one too
https://youtu.be/efofJjBGyNA

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>>161472684
alright i can wait until you make the first move. i'll even play bass so you can get high scores on guitar but i'll probably be really rusty so promise not to laugh

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Bye bye, everyone. Have a great rest of your day.

>>161472925
/pet
Take care

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>>161472793
I play drums mostly anyway but I can do any instrument on expert, I like to do singing and guitar both if I know the song well
I had to break the rust off recently playing since I haven't in ages

>>161472712
>>161472790
listening to these now, I've listened to every song that's been linked because I like this stuff but not when everyone posts weeb shit

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>>161472692
;)

Wake the Metal! (Metal!)
Create the Metal! (Metal!)
Enfold the Metal! (Metal!)
Control the Metal! (Metal!)
Embrace the Metal! (Metal!)
Reraise the Metal! (Metal!)
Restore the Metal! (Metal!)
Live for the Metal! (Metal!)

>>161472692
This post is bullshit

HRT is a bad idea either way and a permanent physical solution to a temporary and immaterial problem. It doesn't matter which is less harmful, thats like saying drinking bleach is less harmful than gasoline.

VIDEOGAMES

>>161470996
Not my favorite metal song but I've been listening to SYL a lot lately and it's probably my favorite song of theirs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL9Aohgd79I

>>161472692
Considering I did plenty of research myself, my doctor did plenty of research, and all of the medical professionals at the trans health conference did their research I'm going to go with you're completely fucking wrong.

The main risks of estrogen therapy are the following:
Prolactinoma which is a small tumor on the pituitary gland that is easily removed and anyone that is having HRT administered by a doctor (which is the only safe way) will have their prolactin levels regularly monitored to detect this
DVT because of the effects on blood clotting via HRT which the risk has been found to decrease with the additional application of Progesterone
Breast Cancer obviously because breast tissue, but the risk is the same as natal female and there are only a few reported cases of this

But please continue to spout your bullshit

>>161473552
>temporary
Another expert appears

When can we expect another maintenance?

>>161473859
>implying its not
>implying you cannot come to accept who you are without spending thousands on mind-altering drugs and permanently disfiguring yourself
cmon senpai thats the prozac talking

>>161473805
I'm not going to bother with your mentally unstable kind. You keep doing you. I hope your happiness of feeling "accepted" as what you were truly born to be outweighs the medical issues you're likely to face down the road.

>>161473859
Didn't you know? /xivg/ actually has a lot of doctors in it. There was a troupe of therapists giving free consultations out a few days ago.

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hmm

>>161474148
When you kill yourself can I have your gil/plot?

>>161474186
You're a cute.
Want to kiss?

>>161474186
i want to do stuff with mumu

>trannies
>in MY thread

https://youtu.be/IuIjeYXsfFw

>>161474123
You do you and I'll be over here doing my thing. I went to therapy weekly for 6 months to figure all this out before I decided to do it.

I'm happier than I've ever been, have a wonderful job and partner, and met a bunch of awesome friends through here and elsewhere. I live stealth and nobody can tell that I was ever different. I've even been on voice and video with multiple people from here and they don't know.

There are a lot of us that aren't crazy fucks like people like Amber, you just won't tend to know about us.

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hello?

>>161474387
>your thread
>in MY thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdsmuElafSY

>>161474518
Ignis a bitch, Gladiolus is best wife and I will fucking fight you on that.

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>>161473552
>temporary and immaterial problem

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This is a stick up, gimme all your head pats or else!

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>>161474564
I dunno, sofar I like Ignis and Prompturd a lot, but I'm not far in.
I just thought Ignis looked hilarious here.

Would you say that XIV has a fanbase full of cult-like fanaticism and double-think?

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>>161474617
I refuse.

But if you get in this magic burlap sack I'll take you to a land of headpats and lapsits.

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Hmm

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>>161474663
No.

>>161474660
No I'd just say it has a lot of mentally ill trannies.

So I mean yeah, but its not because its FFXIV, because they're mentally ill trannies and thats what mentally ill trannies do.

>>161474627
Prompto a shit, but he a good shit. Make sure to save all his photos if you can, the boys are massive dorks when it comes to poses.

>>161474660
I wouldn't say cult like but the fact that people still think Yoshi gives a shit and that Stormblood is going to have half the shit they've "promised" is a sign of either extreme gullibility or willful ignorance.

>>161474710
I am not talking about this thread.

In-fact, I want to clarify and state that I am asking about the XIV fanbase everywhere outside of /xivg/

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>>161474663
>remembering that one dick wasn't actually yours
>get sad

>>161474223
Sure
>>161474284
owo

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>>161474694
That wasn't an option. Get in the bag.
>>161474826
Why would you be sad about that, that would imply you had some interest in me you double dipped donut.

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>>161474617
There there

>>161474915
I am not Nebby!

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>>161474915
Ah right, that would totally imply something like that hahaha silly me.

>>161475095
>tfw loh's gay so I'll never have a chance

>>161475035
Pew! Pwease no baggy :(

>>161475137
Loh's a thirsty creep, he'll date anything with a pulse.

>>161475208
>anything with a pulse
so meria's out of the race
rip corpse chan

>>161475137
But that's wrong.
You still don't have a chance, though.
>>161475095
{/concern}
>>161475035
No you aren't cute enough.
>>161475208
False, I wouldn't date a flatworm they gross me right out.

>>161474787
What have they "promised" that you think it won't actually have?

>>161475263
Do you think Meria would rather be Meria Rivers or Meria Waters?

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>>161475292
Your face isn't cute enough.

>>161475368
>Rivers
>Waters
>she can't swim
girl trynna drown

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>>161475398
That's okay my exuberantly terrible personality makes up for it.

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helo

>>161475429
The EB with Red suddenly makes the most sense ever

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>>161475478
hi

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>>161475565
Put your trip back on Kiss.

>>161474834
Where?

>>161475208
same honestly

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>>161475517
>both love puns and make bad jokes
>neither do lewd
>silly as fuck
>had a sentai friend EB ceremony
was meant to be

>>161475836
We know, Spuki/Shirou/Elk/Ippiki/Ada/Paks

>>161475887
shit

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>look at clock earlier
>like 6:30 or something
>do some stuff around the house
>remember that it might be reset hour
>get excited
>look at clock
>6:58
t-thanks...

>>161475994

{/pet}

>tfw ywn have a male xaela sleepung next to you irl and suck his morning wood while he is sleeping next to you
why live

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>>161475887
i'm not that thirsty...

>>161476076
ye rub them hooves all over my face spuki you dirty reindeer

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Lala labor

>>161476076

>Spuki hooves

CUTE

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>>161475887
what the fuck i'm not thirsty

>>161476076
SPUGKGO BINGO

>>161476138
andrew post

>>161475994
what happend to amber

>>161476076
Okay but I want to boop your nose now.

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>>161475861
.tfw missed it

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>>161476157
>>161476157
HMMMM

>>161476076
>fantas into fem au ra
>becomes slutty bugi

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anyone here a d ead shell who deserves to die

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>>161471118
my ctrl+f got baited by your post
excellent fishing sir

>>161476285
more like a play female because neckbeards here would never erp with me if i played a fuccboi ingame

>>161476073
>tfw ywn experience him reaching down to pull your hair while sucking his balls

E N D L I F E

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>>161476138

>>161476154
>>161476176
thank you much!

>>161476157
hie

>>161476310
but i'm not being slutty at all hello? hello???? *taps the computer screen*

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>>161476285
[sounds of flailing around in water]

>>161476373
me me me

>>161476417
jokes on you pussy i don't erp

>>161475772
Send me a tell

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Why

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>>161476528
don't EVER RESPOND TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>161476285
jokes on him, only fake gays would want him

>>161476594
is this how you faggots act?
this is pathetic

>>161476527
mmm ya spuki tap that computer screen like you're poking my eyes with your slutty fingers

>>161476446
>tfw he will never punish you for being a little greedy slut by slapping you with his big dick, making you beg for it, only to make deepthroat it almost making you choke

>>161476528
I want to hug that lala. Cute lalas deserve many hugs.

>>161476709
my fingers are pure and holy, i will poke your eyes and cleanse you of this demonic possession

>>161476715
>almost

Go hard or go home.

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>>161476169
You're never gonna see Amber again...

>>161476795
Did Amber die again?

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Can anyone tell me what this dark knight weapon is from the benchmark?

I think it might be http://xivdb.com/item/11592/Kumokirimaru but am not sure.

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>>161476628
sorry ma'am

>>161476680
yeah, fake gays and trannies apparently
oh well...

>>161476739
tthanks 0w0

>>161476893
You are correct, it is the Kumokirimaru.

>>161476893
you are correct

>>161476893
it is that
you can buy it with hw hunts seals in fundation at the forgotten knight

>>161476850
not dead but he had a close call choking on his estrogen pills

>>161476893
Yep that's the weapon! You can get it for Centurio Seals from hunts.

>>161476850
She crossed me. You think about that. Family or no.
You let that sink in.

hey guys i found a vid of spuki irl

https://youtu.be/1E1UHYdb2zY

>>161477167
aw noo poor piggy

redpill me on spuki

>>161477167
her character is a lizard not a pig you silly goose

>>161476959
See, it IS more dangerous to transition from male to female

>>161477360
>her
Spuki is a straight guy irl

>>161477284
don't worry he's fine, he's posting ITT

>>161477360
we're all animals on the inside.

>>161476594
Beepy...

>>161477451
actually, we're all skeletons on the inside

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>>161477524
Now that's an idea I can get behind.

Refresh my memory please. Who was Clovertrap again? Rylai?

>>161477431
this
spuki's a straight irish boy living with his swedish imported wife meria and they're going for their first child
they both laugh when gays thirst after him while having raunchy irish potato sex

Who do you miss

>>161477343
spuki has very slutty feet

>>161477656

epp...

>>161477628
Yeah, Rylai.
Why?

>>161477628
yes

>>161476560
Not the person you're replying to but your schedule seems weird, you're never around when I look for you.

>>161477690
Thanks. Looks like they're trying to get my nigger friend to hook up for a quick fuck. I'm trying to warn him but he loves white boy butt.

>>161477740
I wake up at noon and go to bed around 5 pdt if I can at most 7

>>161477798
Rylai is a tranny.

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>>161477798
is this what this general has come to

>>161477843
where did you get my selfie

>>161477889

I want to breed this cat

>>161477842
They're still a boy though. One who enjoys masturbating on public transportation and giving his ass to BBC. Until a tranny makes a convincing [insert what they want to be here] they are a [insert what they were born as here.]

>>161477889
Kitty want milk!

>>161477914
pst

>>161477889
Is this why you told Shana to stay away so you can keep on slutposting?

>>161477936
i'm literally shaking right now at this post

>>161478059
i love this meme

>>161477936
>They're still a boy though.
Hell no. A tranny has lost the right to be a man.

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Anyone on Aether up for a quick A9S run?
Please respond.

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>>161478048
i never told shana to stay away he just chooses not to post or come here
he slutposts more than me!!!!

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Mmmmmmoooorrrning /xivg/, what's good nerds?

>>161478152
The last two times I've joined you have been awful runs. I'm not doing it again.

>>161478201
Help me cum again you slut.

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>>161478201
well the thread was until you came back

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>>161478247
But I've only run it 3 times, and never with the same person twice aside from Amber.
Not to mention, the 2nd and 3rd runs were wipe-free.

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Hungovercat.

Good evening people!

how can I get a FFXIV membership code from you guys? I'm trying to find a new job and really need something to do until then. Really want to play this game as I never got to experience end-game. (lvl 34 MNK and 43 BLM) (own heavensward and shit)

>>161478189
but youre the bigger slut inside

>>161478340
How many dicks did you suck before passing out?

How many after?

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>>161478275
>well the thread was until you came back

>>161478384

That'd be a total of zero.

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>>161478247
Sounds like Anon had a good time.
>>161478275
Part 6 Jotaro don't be rude.

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>>161478398
well i certainly was enjoying it at any rate

bp lf gc pst

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>>161478367
what the heck
no way

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>>161478529

>>161471895
>>161472316
>>161472467
>>161472567
>>161472596
I've pugged with them multiple times. He's cool and she's a super snarky bitch.

>>161478538
welllllllllllllllllllll okay lets use a bit of logic ere lad
you say that shana is a bigger slut inside than you
but if shana is inside you then the slut inside you is added to the shana slut thus making a very big slut which is you.

so in conclusion, you are the biggest slut around here

>>161478480
Why did you change and who gave you the fanta?

>>161478612
I'm gonna pour cum on your head

>>161478275
jotaro PLEASE snark at me

>>161478612
Do you do boys?

>>161478773
It will be your head, not mine.

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Today's fortune is...!

Do actual females play this game?

Not: if you've had a penis attached to your body, and not just in it at any point in your life you do not apply.

>>161478876
hahahahahahah
just fanta, homie

>>161478985
Does this look like OkCupid to you?
Fuck off thirstlord.

>>161478985
yes

>>161478876
Very rarely but yes. Mostly traps/femboys. But there are times where I would like be put in my place by a male

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>>161478691
Because I wanted a change for a bit.
And my friend did

>>161477804
Just bad luck then I guess. I keep a fairly normal schedule and work 9-5 so I mostly look in the evening.

>>161478985
of course. about 50% of the people you'll interact with ingame are female, it's a popular game with women because of the franchise name. note: when I say 50% I don't mean the sleazy catgirls you erp with, I mean people in duty finder etc.
in this general we have cg, meria, ftelor, briah, orchid, sproutlander and a shitton other actual women I won't namedrop

>>161479092
>that spoiler
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Anyone want to teach me how to ERP?
PST...

>>161479095
By friend you mean someone in Soft or DRAKN who kept bugging you about changing and you did because you need validation to feel wanted. You're unable to think for yourself.

>>161478985

Majority of my FC regulars and raid group are actually female which is pretty weird

I think they gravitate to each other

>>161479237
It was probably ippiki

>>161479185
youre dating a man who RPs as a woman 24/7
go ask him

>>161479237
Nice projection

>>161479092
Who are your favorite boys

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>>161479282
*wrongs softly*

>>161479139
If anything, evenings are my prime hour and leading into midnight after that I'm usually in bed unless someone wanted to do stuff

>>161479256
well yeah they can't talk about their love for bbc and blaming men about all of their stupid mistakes with straight guys, can they?

>>161472467
God fucking dammit Saeno always finding your way back somehow or another. You're a good guy and all but please stop.

>>161479256
Safety in numbers in a male-dominated environment. It's a weird social conditioning that helps in the real world, hence why some women decide to go to the bathroom or walk home with one or two friends.

>>161479337
I don't have any at the moment.

hi who wants to buy my codes for the fanfest glamour in the future

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Shhhh.... we're sleeping...

>>161479518
Contrary to popular female belief, men are not actually violent rapists that will rape and kill you when you go to the bathroom to shittalk us with your friend

I got maid attire and butler attire codes. Offers?

Which posters here are actually good at the game and don't just sit and ERP all day?

>>161479256
WoW vets and the majority of hardcore raiders do not take their crap, so they move in groups and invade FCs.

>>161479797
all of ultrash

>>161479710
if you live in europe it is
abdul and his 7 somali cousins are on the prowl at any given time

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>>161479797
Does being in the 6th percentile count as good...?

>>161479851
#RefugeesWelcome

>>161479891
That's only in 3rd world countries like Germany, France and the UK.

im late to the party
WHY THE FUCK CAN THIS ELF BITCH SUMMON SWORDS! I WANT TO SUMMON SWORDS! THATS SOME MYSTIC KNIGHT SHIT!

>>161479710
Generally, no, but there's always the 5% chance that it might happen and that shit's scary as fuck. It doesn't help that there's a lot of street harassment that goes on that makes women feel weirdly violated even though nothing physical happened, and people tell them to nut up about it, which solidifies an expectation of something untoward happening at any given moment. It's crappy and it shouldn't happen, but it does. It's also why a lot of women in the game tend to create FCs or LSs for women only or that are female-dominated. Helps to create a safer environment.

>>161479929
turning aether into shit seems to be a pretty common thing which the sharlayans and apparently the padjal are capable of.

>>161479929
idk how come WoD went from "hehehe hahahha we're EEEEEEEEEVIL" to "wahhh just kill me and send me home"

>>161479279
IT ALL MAKES SENSE

>>161479924
forgot sweden

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>>161479237
False, they dont even play on Balmeme, nice try tho.

>>161480070
I don't consider Sweden a legitimate country.

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>>161480037

>>161479237
For a second I thought you were talking to Awena.

>>161480097
confirmed ippiki
your thirst is adorable in an impending trainwreck kind of way

>>161479702
that lizard petted me a few minutes ago
:3

>>161480108
Sweden's nice if you stay the fuck away from big cities. Nice nature, especially the oceanside.

>>161480235

Y-you!?

>>161479710
>not all men are therefore no men are and there is no need for precautions
were you dropped on your head

>>161480239
but the refugees are invading the small towns

>>161480239
Vote SD or I will kick you and your bastard children.

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>>161479652
tfw rinoa never...

>>161480325
i could very well be raped by a women but i've taken zero cautions beyond they b catchin these fists to the tiddies

>>161480327
If you live in buttfuck nowhere in nature I can guarantee the only blacks you'll ever see are wild boars.

>>161480325
nigga no one is gonna rape you at a restaurant
especially your ugly tranny ass

men like women not trannies and hamplanets

>>161480402
Because you can easily fight off a woman and haven't been conditioned by society to smile when some rando on the street tells you to or to lie and say "sorry, I have a boyfriend" because simply saying no isn't good enough, you have to have already been claimed by another man like some piece of chattel.

>>161480434
i mean, i never said i'm a woman but the fact that you inferred that says a lot about you

redpill me on Koishi

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>>161480198
You're delusional anon, but its okay because its funny.

>>161480235

Were you the cat by the fishermens guild?

>>161480416
wtf is spuki doing in swedish forests?

>>161480434
>only very sexy wimmen get rape
your worldview will come crashing down when you realize your porn star standard of beauty is unrealistic

>>161480586
meria's swedish, hello?? duh?

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>>161480239
Malmö is pretty horrible when it comes to the amount of immigrants
You see them everywhere

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>>161480275
me!
the balmeme me anyway

>>161480574
yess

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Haven't played FFXIV for about 9 months.

Anything interesting happen since the Spring? Did they add more lots yet?

>>161480639
Don't be racist, Guffy, it's rude.

>>161480668
nah
nah

>>161480660

Wanna dom me?

>>161480639
malmö is a big city tho

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>>161480605
Sorry but your kind has been replaced.
Just wait for sexbots and you will find yourselves at the very dregs of society.

>>161480568
>fug this brown midlander
>accidentally yell MERIAAAAAA at the exact moment of kume
s-s-sorry

>>161480769
calm down ippiki

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Is this general still shit?

>>161480856
ye

>>161480660
Cute!

You should come to Balmung and bring all your qt friends too!

>>161480856
>that image

Well that's enough internet for today.

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>>161480729
uh i'm not sure that i'm qualified... good luck finding someone though!

>>161480856
damn right

>>161480856
yeah but i bet you won't talk about the game after complaining to the general why no one is talking about the game

makes me think

>>161480856
didnt know No.3 was into that kind of RP

Is Thancred surviving canon?

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Anyone on Behemoth wanna do roulettes and shit? Everyone is offline

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>>161481117
Sadly yes.

>>161481145
>femcat
nah you good

>>161479369
The last couple times have been after midnight because of raiding. I'll try again sometime, maybe the stars will align.

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>>161480769
If you say so anon

>>161481181
Damn, that sucks.
What about ALisae? Is she canon as well?

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>>161481213

But I'm not a slut like the rest

>>161481181
I miss bullying meria about thancred being dead

What times do the levequest allowances update throughout the day?

can anybody on aether que for a9s incomplete/duty completion as the purpose?
it's at 1/0/2 and i really want to clear this

>>161481453
sure

>tfw the only girl i would ever EB is unavailable for it
My heart will always belong to you and I will draw my last breath with only you on my mind, my dear Kan-E-Senna

this game would be objectively better if it were korean. the fucking nippos have make the worst races unlike superior KOREA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7_aBa5QExg

>>161481753

>Not Merlwyb

Redpill me on Ada Adelphel.

>>161481974
Looks like shit

>>161482197
fuck you idiot retard look at your game lmao

>>161481974
yeah fuck japan i wanna play a character with downs syndrome like the koreans expect me to

>>161482323
XD

>>161482179
Currently pumping alcoholic aussie bp nightly.

>>161481974
>Nexon
Shit but w/e
>Tencent games
closed tab

>>161481983
I like her but she isn't someone that can captivate my heart.
I want to see Kan-E smile, I want to devote my life to her warmth and kindness. She is just the perfect woman in my eyes - modest, kind, cute and has a fun side.
>>161481974
Looks meh

>>161481974
>implying Nexon isn't cancer

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knight of ishgard seeking female voidsent that understands that i hit you because i love you too much

>>161482387
Wow...

Ada is SOOOO lucky...