/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

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Justice for /ss13g/

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tell me how shit is yogstation exactly

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>>161455915
SECOND FOR GATEWAY MARINES GAMEMODE!

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5th for BATS

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>>161456081
No.
That's how shit it is. It's not worth our attention.
Go back to Yog you're not going to get any (You) validation unless you samefag yourself or another Yogfag gives it to you.

>>161456083
Hey, guys, colonial marines is restarting now. We marines now?

That new Nukeops Holomap is pretty cool

I'd like security to get a similar one to manage its officers better as well, as well as tracking implanted people

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Things that make you furious go

>when you get shot while typing

>>161456192
No I'm actually curious.

>>161456321
>when people use OOC terms IC and don't correct themselves
>when people go out of their way to fuck with roleplayers
>when people sit around crying instead of fighting the antags
>shitty overused gimmicks/political gimmicks (trump, nazis, soviets, etc)

>>161456083
>1st wave
medbay staff, armed with chloral and rapid syringe guns
>2nd wave
engineers, armed with blunderbusses and zassy cannisters
>3rd wave
service, and it's assorted hooliganism
>4th wave
assistants, armed with scrub gloves and toolboxes
>5th wave
security, armed with shotguns and lasers

OPTIMAL STRATEGY DO NOT COPY

>>161456202
Well I'm sure not playing another round after that last one.
>aliens undermanned
>marines memerush the river on landing
>wew guys we so strong

>>161456394
where the fuck are the hulks with space lube?
one fucking job

>>161455915
Post your static name/CKEY and people tell you what they honestly think of you

>>161456550
Saul Marcotte
Guaranteed screeching

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>>161456550
Hank Venture/Bustatime

>>161456321
Dex+ in the cryomix

>>161456550
i'll save you all some trouble
i think less of people who's names show up in these replies

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>>161456762

>>161456550
Mohammed Syed

>>161456550
FREE KINGSTON FREE KINGSTON FREE KINGSTON

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>>161457352
____No____

>Pain gave a note to Sawbones months ago saying "start applying permas now"
>Foster gives him 4 days.

it's as if there's a metaclub..

>>161456550
Fritzl

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How overplayed is the /pol/ reporter gimmick for librarians?

>>161457428
free kingston

>>161457563
>as if

>>161456321
Witness antag definitely do antag shit, So rather than RP antag robustes you an throws your corpse into a locker.

>>161457085
>>>>>>>>implying

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>>161457895
No, stop asking

If you dislike Kolith please post your ckey so I can pm you and ask why.

>>161458163
BADDY PADDY BADDY PADDY

>Clown is making walls and rooms appear out of nowhere
>Something breaks, rooms are now becoming spreading void
>Shuttle is called
>Supermatter sea starts spreading onto the shuttle
>Void jumps on the other end of the shuttle
>They collide and nullify one another

>>161456660
you're dead you don't play

>>161458163
pomf123

>>161457563
I directly asked Pain for the length of the ban.

>>161458163
Zealotron

>>161458163
Gef21

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>>161458293
I have been playing!
This was from the other day!
I play on weekends and i do one round when i wake up because it's high pop then.

>>161458163
>Celt
b-but I'm celt
;HELP LING IN THREAD

>>161458163

JustSumGuy

>>161456550
Please stop. It stopped being funny after the first thread

>>161458163
BossNigger9000

>>161456660
>all of a sudden all this shilling of features and like gateways and mars maps
i knew it

>>161458693
Busta please, the server is pretty much a pile of shit now, you don't need to become shit as well

>>161458715
>implying I'm the same anon.
Feed me (you)'s

>Shiggy will never teach me how to detective

Feels bad

>>161458848
>Shiggy will never stay go
Feels bad :(

>>161456268

It finally got merged?

It tells you where the ship is right?

Why are all the admins such cucks?
Foster: >I directly asked Pain for the length of the ban.

Why the fuck did you ask nigger? Stop sucking Pain's dick.

>>161458902
yes

>>161458909
Probably because he knew it would be such a shitfest.

FREE KINGSTON

>>161456321
t. hotkey mode using scrub

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>>161458783
>the server is pretty much a pile of shit now, you don't need to become shit as well
But anon I'm here to change that.

If Trump can make america great again Busta can make spess great again!

>>161458909
All admins are gay

Proof: my boyfriend is an admin

>>161457850

any reporter is better than just greytiding/going braindead cuz you didn't get antag

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>>161456660

>>161459053
who is it?

>>161459053
Not all of them!
Proof: my girlfriend is an admin

VOTE NOW FOR THE FUTURE OF /vg/

Should erp be allowed on my server?
Reply yes for yes
Reply no for yes

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>>161459076
Perfect

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>>161459082

>>161459019
unless you somehow bring back bustazas, you should just leave well you still feel the idea of fun

>>161459187
BUT I'M CELT
; HELP LINGS

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>>161456321
>getting mad over spess

Are Fritzl and Rina the new Ashe and Felicity?

>>161459114
The best one (and cutest)

>>161459214
>bustazas
don't we have that now?
i think the ZAS is pretty good right now?

I think what we need is a radical new gamemode...

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>>161459187
Hmmm. While it would be fun for my husbando to be able to bend me over a reinforced table and fuck me raw, it potentially would result in nothing but shemales running around with horsecocks raping everything and every other degenerate thing that's ever been on 4chan.

I vote yes, lets see how deep the rabbit hole goes

>>161458909
Knowledge of the shitfest/target on the back it would cause.

the zas isnt strong enough, you cant be the real busta

>>161459506
You sound cute, Fritzl?

>>161459194
>TFW having a bunch of xeno Queens jerk me off
I don't mind this.

>>161459280
Nah. I know rina personally out of character and fritzl is usually just working along side her rather then an outright friendship.

>>161459187
No because people will just fuck off to dorms to erp with their favourite pal. If you really want it it should make both of you valid salad on par with reading wgw

>>161459663
No, but I do know my way around medbay equipment and can operate telescience

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=40&t=3290

>>161459824
Why bother when the thread is just going to shitpost me into being deadminned

free kingston

>>161459824
Dear Pain,

Kolith has logged on 3 times since being readminned. He's shit too
Other trialmin is alright.

BUSTA GET ON STEAM

>>161459187
yes, Angelite has teased me for far too long

>>161460137
I lost my old steam account.
I'm on discord.

>>161460226
WHATS YOUR NAME

>>161460259
realBusta

>>161456389
>when people go out of their way to fuck with roleplayers
I get adversely affected by this all the damn time. It's the worst.

>>161456762
>whose
Friend, you may want to consider thinking more instead of less. :^)

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>Months of updating
>The freezing bug is still around
>STILL unplayable

tfw I don't know when I'll ever get to play spess again

Bay vs Polaris

Which is better?

>>161460831
works on my machine

>>161460937
Virgo

>>161460937
Vore

>>161461007
>>161461029
Eros is the official/vg/ erp server

I can name 5 popular ckeys that erp there.

>>161460831
Even muhreens is better than both

>>161459667
>is usually just working along side her rather
That's how this kind of friendships are born. Give them enough time and they'll probably for a strong bundle, like the "couple" I've mentioned and many others that have come and gone.

>>161460831
what freezing bug are you talking about?

>>161461164
>Eros
lmao

FREE KINGSTON
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>>161461283
I'm guessing he's talking about when the game view screen freezes up. I've had it happen occasionally (typically once per day at most) and it usually requires me to relog to get back to normal

>>161461445
Man I've missed this meme.

How many years has it been now?

Can we scream NON ANTAG VOX WHEN?

I'm going to. NON ANTAG VOX WHEN?

>>161461480
Oh, that happens to me as well at least once a day

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Post jokes

>>161461196
Mate. It's purely platonic. I've worked with her and rina, and just fritzl herself plenty a times. She's just a nice person. No yuri shit there trust me senpai.

>>161461683
Go back to TG

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>>161461683

>>161458896
>Shiggy will never tickle your cervix

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>>161462134

>>161462246
>Wanting to have sex with mr. spooky scary Ameriboo skeltal

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Anyone got the ss13 related Outland comic i made years ago about the HoS and the CMO?
I lost it.

>>161462297
I literally no nothing about Shiggy outside of him doing some shit with Morena or something.
I just like shitposting

>>161462373
>literally no nothing
>no
wew, there goes my typing skills and grasp on the English language.

>>161462324
Fuck, I think it's on a hard drive on a dead netbook I've got. Sorry, Anon

>>161462373
He played the game to hit on waifus. Whenever he found someone who was a grill irl he'd try to woo them. That's the short of it.
Someone also told me he was a lanky skeltal

>>161461662
free kingston! non antag vox when? (yiff in hell)

>>161462324
if its any consolation i watched the movie because of the comic, decent movie imo 6.5/10

I wish real doctory took a wiki and a Chem cheetsheet

>>161462617
Kind of does to be honest

>>161462564
Now, that's untrue! I'd woo qt waifus regardless if they were girls. Girls (male) are superior anyhow.

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UBNAN 2HOTDOG

>>161462760
FREE KINGSTON

would you unban 2hotdgos if you found out that 2hotdogs was pewdiepie

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>>161463052
Yes

>>161463052
only if he agreed to make a video featuring the server

>>161463113
Fuck off.

>>161463113
>>161463076
this is the real 2hotdogs
don't tell him I sent you this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y45p5uDhtFw

who is 2hotdogs, what did he do, why did he get banned, why should he be unbanned?

>>161463337
he told the truth

>>161456321
who is this woman

she is beautiful

>>161462701
>Girls (male) are superior anyhow.
Is this your coming out as gay? It's a little late after being in at least 3 real life skirt chasing dramas.

>>161463337
He's a more spastic, more retarded, more vindictive version of Kingston.

>>161463337
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=49&t=2134

>>161463337
He's Kingston without the charm

>>161463568
>>161463446
sounds like this kingston fellow should be freed

>>161463337
> I see you as demons, wicked and foul who see the genuine users as food and play things. None of you are worthy of the position you force yourself into and you sure as shit aren't getting paid for this. Ban me or set me free my words will be heard forever and there isn't one of you who can stop my holy wrath against the evil in this world.


http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=2002&start=10

>>161463585
Many such cases of this. Sad!

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>kingston is back
holy fucking shit
why

>>161463754
Hes already banned.

>>161463384
>he doesn't know mummy
Her name is natalia poklonskaya.

>Megurine Luka will never return
>Caleigh Stall will never return
>Trinity Prewitt will never return
>Naomi Williams will never return
>Alice Conrad will never return

Bring back the dream team now.

>>161463754
in a recently entirley avoidable travesty of justice i was permabanned at random by dragon"yiffboy39"bro, and then my unban appeal was locked by spawns-guns-for-friends (sawbones indian name) also unjustly.

so as is my nature ive come here, to the thread, to spread the gospel of a free kingston and unbans for all. free kingston amen

>>161463384
Suspected KKK Grand Mistress, Samantha Haynes.

Whatever happened to N3X1S?

>>161463891
Works for Microsoft, codes for that naval engineering game. Under the Depth or something like that. He posts in /egg/

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>>161463891
Shit I remember him. But I also remember back in 2014 there was a lot more admistrator who were cunts, players wreren't an exception.

>>161463891
He was a furry, got bullied for it, left.

>>161463891
terminal baldness, RIP. he's in the big furrycon in the sky now, getting really furious at all the videogames he didn't ever actually play but was only involved in because of his love for forcing his gameplay preferences upon others, did nexis ever actually play any games? whatever...ill miss you man...

>>161463986
free kingston m80, 2d spacemen and gaia are all i got

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>>161463986

>>161463986
>6 year old picture

Kingston is probably cute today

>>161463446
Nah just shitposting for a cheeky giggle

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>>161463986
lel

>>161463860
Luka was playing captain earlier this evening, I handed her a laser cannon myself.

>>161463891
Repeated bullying whenever he acted as headcoder, he couldn't take the heat and left early mid 2015

>>161464136
realtalk i felt pretty bad for that girl because she had this entire thread full of degenerates trashing her awkward teenage/chubby years selfie, purely because of my own dickishness and relentless griefing, and she never even knew it.

there was an updated picture of her on gaia that i found and she looked a lot better in it, so i guess that's kind of a happy ending.

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>>161463478

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>>161464336
hol up. Kingston is a chick?

>>161464516
you fuck, i'm kingston and i posted that saying i felt sorry for her.

plus, do you really think there's any girls that play space station long term? i'll tell you i ran into one, once, and surprise surprise "she" was born with a dick

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>>161464658
>criticizing anyone
>when you look like this
you stupid nigger. the server is gripped by a metagroup and you want to come back out of the blue and continue your self-righteous bullshit? You're like an antagonist from five seasons ago coming back only to be underwhelming and pathetic compared to the powercreeped main cast.

get gone, shitkicker.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaqNHY25bVw

>>161464658
>picture of kingston
>i felt pretty bad for that girl
>i posted that saying i felt sorry for her.
>i'm kingston
Are you talking about yourself in the third person, or have I lost the ability to read English properly?

>>161464851
i was the original metaclub shitposter you greenhorn cockholster. a living legend, back to shitpost until i'm blue in the face, shitpost until you can't walk into a bestbuy or browse newegg without thinking of me, shitpost until i'm free of these latest shackles. FREE KINGSTON

>>161464862
you seem friendly so i will let you in on a secret...kingston (that's me posting, i am kingston) is not a 15 year old girl who posts selfies on gaia. hard to believe, i know.

>>161464851
>gripped by a metagroup
Yes those evil evil people playing eve online HOW DARE PEOPLE NOT BE MINDLESS ROBOTS

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>>161465060
If that was a pic of a 15 year old girl, then by my calculations she would be roughly 21 now. You'll always be a female to me bby.

How be good detective, a guide.

1: pray for a competent security team
2: don't run around caring about things like assault or trespassing
3: go to actual crime scenes of murders/break ins/ grand theft
4: Scan doors, misplaced items, evidence, the corpse
5: check for prints, if there's prints that make sense (cmo to morgue for example) ignore them for now
6: Arrest those without good cause for having prints at crime scene
7: congratulations you've probably caught the criminal
8: there was no prints? Use fibres, same as before discount obvious ones (rd jumpsuit in rd's office)
9: Investigate and search those without good cause
10: this solves 90% of cases as /vg/ players are idiots that expect you to do nothing.

Stay tuned for part 2, competent antags, how to leave no trace and which is the best detective outfit it's blue coat

>>161465060
>greenhorn cockholster
I've been around as long as you have, bud. you're obnoxious, always have been and always will be by the look of it. It's sad that you can't even fit in around here.

Which door do I have to knock to get a doodle of my character? Or should I just ask in the drawthread on /v/?

Sechuds should be in the lockers at round start
Hudsunglasses should be research only
Why the fuck do we still have sechuds nobody uses them

>>161465309
you're the faggot here buck-o

>>161465329
>/v/
>doing anything of value
I know Yahir draws, or at least used to.

>>161465329
ill doodle you real good

20$

>>161465309
i can't imagine what it's like to care about fitting in in a place like this. a 2d spacemen thread on 4chan, may the lord have mercy on your soul.

>>161465334
flashes are way too easy to get for security not to have round start protection against them. plus even with the hudglasses nobody uses the sechud to anywhere near its full potential.

>>161465334
Wait what? Aren't those two the same?

>>161465589
No, sechuds look like scouters
Except instead of telling you someone's power level they tell you how much of a fucking nigger they are

>>161465589
its a sec version of the medical hud you can make in RND, but it doesnt have flash protection so theres 0 reason to use it over hudglasses.

>>161465334
HUDSunglasses should have a mode select so you can pick between medical and security.
Then make SecHUDs the default again, make the sunglasses actually useful to print.
You should also be able to ghetto rig up some with a pair of sunglasses, a Medi or Sec HUD, some wires and a screwdriver.

>>161465750
so in other words security will never get sunglasses ever again

>>161465375
>Yahir
>Drawing

All he does is trace porn

>>161465815
Heads should spawn with one of their respective in their locker, otherwise you'll have to go to Science.
You know, if you go and ask, they do it for you?
And well, if they don't, you're probably Security, arrest them for negligence...

>>161465831
Do you have proof to back up that terrible accusation?

>>161465334
ok but why

>>161465898
>arrest
>not harmbatoning them into submission

>>161465936
fuck the police

>>161465938
bwoink
what the fuck are you doing nigger
you have been banned
connection closed

>>161465987
>what the fuck are you doing nigger
roughing up this shitter for not doing his job sir, he might as well be a changeling or a nuke op

How the fuck do I build conveyors now?
No matter what I do it refuses to place the belt down.

>>161466135
Use attack self then start the click drag magic

Flavor text back when

>>161466341
Never because of metagaming

>>161466374
Flavor text back when?

>>161466426
When you go through a year of nofap. We're counting on you anon.

>>161466561
I've already done that

>>161466561
Might as well give up of flavor text. Holoexamine when?

>>161466702
Anon, you have to do a year starting today

Reminder that being security/vigilant isn't a shitter pass, even in rev rounds.

Alright lads, here's the idea:
Splicing plant genes in diona seeds gives the diona special abilities depending on the mutations/genes
Thoughts on how these should transfer over?

>>161467479
It's a shit idea so let's abandon it altogether

>>161467479
No

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>>161467479
>Diona spliced with Kudzu
>runs around robusting the station while trailing cyanide kudzu vines everywhere

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>>161467479

Which plant do I splice them with to make them cute?

>>161467479
nymphs are just green monkeys
diona are just green men
Genetics-wise they are identical to humans

Who are the cutest waifus these days?

>>161467631
>implying nymphs aren't already the cutest little shits in space
Nurse hat is ultimate diona cute

>>161462058
>people who have never played security won't have any idea what's going on
i never considered that before as someone who almost exclusively plays the red tide there are people who have never worn the sechuds

>>161467771

Me of course~

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=40&p=17085#p17085
Be the admin we need

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>>161468127
Okay

>>161467479
I already came up with this idea, preplanned it with another anon, and then gave up.

>>161467479
Jesus no, we do not need diona niggers with max health, max regen and max potency that can hit harder than a hulk.

Idea is shit, abandon the boat.

>get autotator'd while doing cargo things
>spend so much time wondering what to do to liven up the round I end up doing nothing
I'm not good at this.

>>161468604
>get drug out of my autism xenobio cave by antag
>comms are down
>get borged
>tells me to go sec bot
>uh alright
>only played a emagged murderbone borg once before
>don't even get emagged, just one human Asimov lawset
>find the crew at escape
>sit around not sure if I'm supposed to be robusting or not
>get blamed by the mob for the AI's doorcrushing
>get robusted and spaced inside the escape shuttle

>>161468604
If you have a emag, just send crates in when nobody is looking, get yourself some armor and fuck shit up, you can emag the console for weapon shit too, like mosins, pistols and all that shit, just get a ablative and do a old murderbone, go get a miner suit and decon walls everywhere, disable the atmos system and make shit spew out nitrogen, make a RDD and make the distro ice cold, incite revolutions with ruski gear, learn gheto chemistry and lace food with chloral hydrate, just remove lights everywhere, and conveniently lose your autolathe to a random assistant in maint, make botany in cargo and make poltrinic cyanide deathnettles, you got the most potential out of everyone in the station, how the fuck do you screw it up, get some balls, tricky pen your colleagues and go antagonize the round, who cares if you die, just be interesting and a prick

>>161468887
>tricky pen your colleagues
>just be interesting
is this a meme

>>161468975
Be a effective no fun fag to assure you can be a actually decent unrestrained traitor, what's the issue you see?

If you have to powergame to finally get your gimmick set up and your proper setup for antagonism, I say go for it.

>>161468127
I could log in during that timeslot, can I be tabbed out for it and jump back for ahelps?

Also should I pm pain to apply?

>>161456268
>I'd like security to get a similar one

I promised clusterfack that it'd remain a feature for squads only. Unless R&D could make them super-late game, which I'm not sure is a good idea. The only ones that I'm planning to add next are the ones for ERT and Vox Raiders.

Glad people like the Nuke Ops ones though. It's been a while since I made a feature that was so well received, on github at least.

>>161468127
I probably could for a little bit, but the second college starts back up again I will have zero time for this.
Also I don't have the 6 months of membership yet

>>161469369
Culster is a faggot, add one in the HoSs office and make it require HoS access to use

>>161469312
> can I be tabbed out for it and jump back for ahelps
Sure why not
It's what all the other admins do anyway

>>161469801
Should I pm Celt or Pain on discord to apply?

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&p=17087#p17087
is this the real life
or is this just fantasy

>>161469862
Ping Celt

>>161469369

>I promised clusterfack that it'd remain a feature for squads only

WHY

>>161469886
Please no, he's the worst player on the server

quick questions to any coders

is there an upper limit on the tick rate?
if so what is it, 15, 30, ect?

>>161470254
no

>>161470254
also
>asking coding questions in the thread
https://discord.gg/pwJ4G

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Didn't even write niggers, stupid fucking admins

>>161470650
Fuck off this isn't your daycare.

>>161470650
lel good job nagger

>>161470714
wah, the clown is doing his job in my virtual daycare facility, wah help me

>>161469930
Because it's very new, and potentially overpowered. I need feedback on the upcoming nuke ops rounds before I get a better opinion. Until now only deathsquad had access to those so the technology was there but never exploited (not without adminbus at least)

In other words, it could become a feature accessible to the crew but not until a few months/a year. Unless there's a massive call for it.

I'm going to apply for admin, give me some tips to apply better.

>>161470992
Just say your timeslot is 11 hours

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https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12635

THE BADDY PADDY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

>>161471152
Good. Being slow is a racial con - they can take five hundred units of hyperzine and not die because of "muh toxheal" so this is a fair enough downside
am I the only one whose headcanon was that diona treat hyperzine as some kind of addictive drug anyway

>>161471152
>>161471273
>Diona are Khajiit and hyperzine is their moon sugar

Argonians and sentient tree gods when

How do I antag?

>>161471527
There are many ways you can antag
>Think of a gimmick
>Attempt to murderbone (if you're really bad or really good this won't be fun for anyone, if you're average at it then it will probably end in a wicked sick shoot-out)
That's about it

>>161471527
do something interesting like break all the windows facing space.

just generally keep the round going by doing things people have to respond to so they don't go braindead out of boredom.

even if it's not going to work well.

drop a powersink because why not?

>>161469369
Can you sneak in adding Lawmaker gun to all HoS lockers in all maps in your closest to going live updates?

>>161471665
>>161471669
Do I need to do the objectives, or can I just fuck shit up?

>>161470650
fucking naggers

>>161471913
not really. they're a guide on what to do.

it's frowned upon to just insta bomb the round as a ling or something and fail all your objectives. but it's not bannable.

the only thing you can't do is go braindead at roundstart.

>>161472005
What's insta bomb?

>>161472147
get a bomb and blow the station to fucking hell in the first 10 minutes.

admins won't hassle you but the players will think you're shit.

shitty pills and shitty pill names
>DEEP DANGER SPECIAL pill - 2.5u of oxycodone, 2.5u of hyperzine, 2.5u of doctorsdelight and 2.5u of tricordrazine, by TheManNamedTom
>BIG BAD BEETLE BORGS(15 units) pill - 10u of alkysine and 5u of anti_toxin, by Carshalash
>Skh'hiy'hikyihk'iykhik'yihk pill - 1.55555u of methylin, 5.66667u of thermite, 3.88889u of anti_toxin, 2.44444u of hyronalin, 2.11111u of fluorosurfactant, 5.66667u of space_drugs, 0.666667u of sterilizine, 1.33333u of ryetalyn, 0.666667u of mutagen and 1u of phalanximine, by Kilozombie
>Super-Upper - 20u of tricordrazine, 1.66667u of inaprovaline and 10u of tramadol, by Strawberrytan
>Lazarus PIll pill (4.5 units) - 1.5u of tricordrazine, 1.5u of tramadol and 1.5u of hyperzine, by IzayaChan
>Chlorale Hydrate (10 Units) - 10u of hyperzine, by Small_Boss
>Speedy Healall - 10u of tricordrazine, 5u of hyperzine and 5u of anti_toxin, by Strawberrytan
>DexaInaprov (50 units) pill - 25u of dexalinp and 25u of inaprovaline, by Nuklearcellphoneg
>Everything except Water pill - 2.5u of tungsten, 2.5u of sulfur, 7.5u of space_drugs, 2.5u of sodium, 5u of hyronalin, 5u of anti_toxin, 5u of fluorosurfactant, 1.5u of sacid, 2.5u of phosphorus, 7.5u of thermite, 2.5u of methylin, 0.5u of fluorine, 2.5u of copper and 0.5u of carbon, by ScottDP
>ULTRA GAINS(This drug will make you swole as fuck without any bad consequences) - 20u of creatine, by Xewi

>>161471783
>Can you sneak in...

No. Doing that kind of thing isn't healthy for the coderbase.

>>161472005
>the only thing you can't do is go braindead at roundstart.
And spawncamp the arrivals shuttle.

>>161472743
People do that though T B H

>>161472743
Unless the rules have changed, you "can" do that but admins will send angry dead players after your ass with pulse pistols.

>>161472621
>he's one of THOSE coders
urgh fine
whatever MOM

>>161471783
I'll make the PR if you make a feature request for it.

>>161472858
>>161472817
Besides going braindead it's AFAIK the only other reason people have been banned from solo antags before
It's literally one of the two things admins said is not OK

Does anyone remember when hyperzine/vehicles/vtec modules stopped actually increasing speed, and instead began just removing slowdowns?
Was it last year?

If anyone has any map issues for Defficiency please shout them out. I'm gonna take a shower and when I get back if there's nothing I'm calling the PR complete. https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12633

>>161473037
I don't remember hyperzine ever increasing speed but I do remember hardsuits fucking slowing you down

>>161473037
VTECs speed borgs up now for whatever that's worth.

>>161472952
how hard is it to blop in a lawmaker into the HoS locker?

>>161473179
It'd take five minutes.

>>161473179
Code-wise it's piss easy.

Balance-wise, it won't be done until you've made a feature request on Github so people can express their opinions on such a change.

>>161471152
>Stimulating even more nymphtide

>deadpop extended round
Dodged a bullet by not playing

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>>161473218
github scares me.

>>161473331
but why does defficiency get one but box and meta don't?

>>161473626
>github scares me
I'll guide you:

>make Github account
>log in to Github account
>go to https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues
>click the big green button that says "New issue"
>type the title you want
>erase the text in the body box and type the actual meat of the feature request
>click the big green button labeled "Submit new issue"

That's all there is to it.

>>161473626
>but why does defficiency get one but box and meta don't?
There is no particular reason. Some coder just felt like adding one to Defficiency, and didn't feel like adding one to the other two stations. Having them on the other stations wasn't specifically disallowed, it's just that no one bothered.

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Allright guys i wanne put my mechanic autism for good use for once.
What department do you work at and whats the most usefull extra tools/upgrades that you could in your place.

>>161473864
The most useful upgrade I could ask for is you not fucking up my equipment.
You're so close to that point, all you have to do is not come through the front door.

>>161473864
Oh shit, now I kind of want to code Tachikomas.
Like a mech that can hold both an MMI/posibrain and a human, and one can handle movement while the other operates the weapons.

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>>161456582
Ultimate husbando and litteraly hitler as captain.

>>161473864
Genetics
Upgrading the DNA Scanners is cheap and means it only takes 5 seconds for a new injector instead of 15. It makes me 3x more effective at my job and NO ONE DOES IT UNLESS I NAG HARD.

>>161470650
Ansari is easily one of the dumbest fucking excuses for an admin I've seen, """she""" got Trialmin and has just been handing out permabans like crazy, constantly sperging out in OOC about her metafriends.

What's the most amount of bears that you've taken down in a glorious last stand after reading WGW?

>>161473626
>but why does defficiency get one but box and meta don't?
We're talking about the map with a fucking energy axe in the Station Vault's safe.

>>161474645
... who did this and why?

>>161474575
6 clowns.

>>161475183
..D
FUCK YOU
..N
..Y

>>161475256
There's no way it's been around that long and I never noticed.

>>161475320
It has.

>>161474645
>the vault actually has something worth vaulting
i like this guy he knows how to make a fucking map

>>161475663
No one ever gets it because they have to crack a safe.
I've only seen 3 people get it and two of them were traitors who killed the entire crew after and the other solo'd a nukeops round

>>161475663
>not breaking in for the champion belt

Sawbones is literally trying to usurp the headmin role and the last line of defense is pain.
Anyone that is against pain is actively helping sawbones's coup.

>>161475515
Christ.

So it's settled then!

Fucking bloop-de-whoop the damn lawmakers into the maps.
And you might as well stick an energy axe into the safes of the other maps too.

You know what made/makes gooncode so damn good?
Coder with big clanky brass balls taking the initiative and being assertive enough to add what needs to be added when it needs to be added. Sometimes they sneak it in secretely.

So throw out the squeeky doggy chewtoy balls you have now.
Screw in some big clanky brass ones.
And do what must be done!

>>161474575
11 yesterday

The righteous bison is amazing

>>161476137
>Fucking bloop-de-whoop the damn lawmakers into the maps.
I told you, I am more than happy to do so.

All you have to do is make a feature request. That's it.

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>>161475256
>mfw the first few rounds deff was played cyro was not even connected to the cooler
>mfw medical just kept screaming FUCK YOU DUNY until engineering came in and made pipes

>>161476194
FINE!
Lawmakers and energy axe in safe coming up!

>>161476137
>being assertive enough to add what needs to be added when it needs to be added. Sometimes they sneak it in secretely.
It's not possible for the average coder to "secretly" add things to our codebase, since we have collaborators and other coders who read the code changes in each PR.

The only ones who can make direct commits are collaborators.

>>161476137
I'd be glad to remove the energy axe and have dreammaker open right now.

>>161473768
HEY YOU TRICKED ME LOOK AT ALL THIS SHIT I HAVE TO FILL OUT!
WTF MAN!

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>>161476561
>>>>>>>>erase the text in the body box and type the actual meat of the feature request

Can you not even follow simple directions?

>>161475905
The scariest part is that every coder knows about it and thinks it's retarded but is too lazy to actually remove it at the same time.

>>161476710
More like I don't want to get yelled at because I did something without asking anyone.

I will remove it RIGHT NOW with consent from the players.

>>161476764
Most players don't even know about it. It's as meta as it gets.

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>>161473768
>>161476243
>>161476194
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/12637
alright submitted.
looking forward to playing with the lawmaker next round.

Does anyone knows if my new wife is a slut?

>>161476764
>I will remove it RIGHT NOW with consent from the players.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
pls don't, pls read what i asked and replace it with my suggestion of a lil bit of something special :3c

>>161476993
I'm not adding shadowmechs special snowflake gun.

>>161477121
Well you leave me no choice but to became a coder and add these things myself.

>>161477190
It is trivial to do. It is less trivial to convince people to accept it.

>>161477241
You leave me no choice but to start my own server and force these things on people myself.

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>>161477326

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>>161467771
All the other waifus are slowly leaving as the fad ends and they become more unpopular. Soon I'll be the only "girl" left and default the best.

>>161477491
Which (>fe)male are you?

>>161477595
Alice

>>161477491
Morena has returned though

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>>161477581
oh yea that's fucking sick

>>161477689
It's too late. We love traps now.

>>161477761
>girl
BILL BILL BILL BILL

>Celt is against the lawmaker because of map homogenisation
urgh why is this so fucking hard?

>>161478116
>Celt is homosexual
>Against homo maps
???

>>161478116
>>161477241

i give up i'm just gonna go make my own ss13

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>>161472495
>implying making some Skhah pills is shit
get some VOX-DRUG taste my friend

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Did anyone ever find the drone ship so far?

Whip for the Warden when? They have to be able to crack the whip and make a whip noise so they can scare prisoners back in line, of course.

>>161478603
Neat!

>>161478697
Do they exist?

>>161478823
There's the chain of command, and a whipping sound, so I figure it's just a matter of making an icon.

>>161478603
Vaults are fucking retarded. Who the fuck thought having a 500x500 map would be a good idea?

>>161478965
basically yeah.

>>161478697
Use wire on someone, it works like a whip and even says X whips Y with the cable [coil].

>>161478603
I did once. Really neat stuff.

>>161479589
So did you figure out how to open the pod doors and grab the gun?

Ded thred ded serb

PSA: You can increase your framerate on /tg/. /vg/ is obselete.

>>161480150
Nope. Forgot to steal magboots from EVA and got ZAS'd into another z level. I was really looking forward to that esword, too.

>>161456550
Isdat afamas

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How far can I go before I get a ban or a warning if I want to roleplay as a cop who can be corrupted?
I know I can't remove a player from the round or sabotage the station that will lead to shuttle call.
Can I turn my head around if the prisoner tries to escape or lure their victims to their hideout (given the fact I'm not doing it for free and I'm expecting a payment of some sort, be it in money or high-valuable items)?

>>161456321
>sec and cap going apeshit when you killed their confirmed traitor metabuddy
>people that defend friendly wizards with shit gimmicks

>>161480473
Don't do things that only an antag gets to do. But you can look the other way and shit.

No
That's all okay as long as it doesn't fuck with someone else's round
But protect a fucking wizard murdering the crew and you will get murdered along him

>>161480473
>>161480868
Meant to reply to you

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Rate

What would everyone think about vox traders and/or the trading outpost spawning with a small selection of items so that they actually have stuff to trade (as opposed to pretty much only being able to cook vox food and try to sell that to the station crew)?

I'm thinking two crates being above each vox trader spawn at the beginning of the round (so that if there are two traders, each one has their own crate of stuff to trade), each crate containing a random selection of useful items/materials/reagents and maybe a couple of luxury items (a single pair of advanced magboots etc.)

I feel like this would give traders more stuff to do instead of just cooking vox food (as station crew don't really have much reason to want vox food other than for roleplay purposes) and would also allow traders to have a positive impact on lowpop rounds especially as they would be able to trade certain things that, for example, would only normally be obtainable by certain jobs that the station might not have at the time (really need x material or x item for something but you don't have the right job on the station? See if the trader has it and strike a deal kind of thing)

Alternatively tell me if I'm being dumb.

>>161480868
He wouldn't really protect anyone, he'd just look the other way for the right price

>>161480473
Things you can do:

Take bribes
Turn a blind eye, you are under no obligation to reveal criminals or antags as a player
Steal from prisoners

Things you shouldn't do:

Not helping your fellow officers when they are in danger
Steal from innocents
Not help innocents in danger

Things you can't do:

Slay people for minor crimes
Strip or kill the warden, HoS or other officers if you get caught doing corrupt shit and end up getting demoted

What you should expect:

People to not care about your gimmick, the only people who will care are greyshits that want to use your desire to RP as a get out of jail free card

A lynching
An angry dead chat

>>161481004
Well there has been good traders that at 12:30 have arrived to the station with guns, mining shit, weird shit, cool stuff, food, etc.

JUST FUCKING BAN EVERY TRADER THAT COMES WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BUT PENS AND PAPER HOLY SHIT

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>>161480980
looks nice

>>161481004
I somewhat addressed this on metaclub.

I agree with the idea but it needs to be protected from regular players just coming to steal shit.

Is it acceptable for chemists to refuse to perform surgery and instead send out a department radio message asking for a surgeon to do the job if there is a doctor on the station?

This definitely isn't because I'm lazy and don't want to leave the chemistry lab and also because I don't know how the fuck to do surgery, only make pills and shit

>>161481004
There can be a max of 3 traders.
I'm making a rework document with a list of methods to get this working as well as items that wouldn't be abused, probably will post it here later today for more feedback
>>161481138
>I agree with the idea but it needs to be protected from regular players just coming to steal shit.
This is exactly why the crates idea won't really work. The best option is a vending machine or uplink of some kind.
Also, I love those presents. As much as the metaclub trade outpost is a bitch to get working, there is a lot of variety in what you can trade, so thank you

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>be lone security officer
>your superiors are literally retarded and everyone hates them
>it's vampstended

>>161481173
>ask chemist if he can do surgery
>ignores me
>candy pill (50 units) pops out of the chemmaster in front of him