/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

first for ailsa come back

2nd for fuck telebay and revert back to 20 trays Dylan

sadboys

3rd for me!

>>161394837
why are you sad

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Fird for post spesspics, not discord-level cancer-drama

>>161394837
i miss my waifu, but it's better that we parted ways

3rd for new game mode
Nanotrasen Marines based on Colonial Marines server gameplay
Or a Nanotrasen Marines server with many different maps.
>xeno planet map
>vox planet map
>furry purge map
>slime planet map

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>>161394873

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>>161394975
Almost there: make your pictures not about staticnamers and you're golden

>>161394971
vox don't live on planets dummy they live on giant space ships

which would honestly be even cooler, raiding a fucking giant bird cruiser and fucking shit up

Looking to form a new metaclub.

Requirements:
>Must be willing to metacomm at all times.
>Must be smart enough to hide metacomms from admins.
>Must be willing to throw a bitchfit on the forums and the thread in the event one of us gets banned
>Must be willing to continue this bitchfit until the ban is revoked

One or two of us will have to apply to be admins for the sole purpose of keeping our circlejerk unbanned.

Members of our metaclub will enjoy immunity to bans, metacomms advantages, and the ability to have players banned if you dislike them.

Reply to this post to sign up.

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>>161394975

>>161395054
hmu

Looking to form a new metaclub.

Requirements:
>must play either a male (cute) or a male (trap)
>must be willing to play on Eros on occasion
>must be into BDSM
>must be opposed to modern metaclub practices of espionage and thread shitposting
>must not be retarded at medbay

>>161394693
What happened to Ailsa? Xhe was good fap material

>>161395054
Just fucking force random names
You'll all know who each other are by the gimmicks and snow flake appearance and talking styles and mannerisms

It would make everyone want to interact with others so theyre remembered by their actions and contributions to the station

>>161395195
I think we scared him off by posting him too much.

i never got to tell him i thought he was cute

What happened to that brown kid that played the brown girl?
Forget the ic name

>>161395235
>force randomnames
>completely and totally kill any roleplay left in the server guisze! ITS TOTALLY ABOUT THE ACTIONS AND SHIT HAHA I TOTALLY AM NOT FROM HIPPIE I LOVE ROLEPLAY YEAH

Go away Hippie.

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>>161394730
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12623#issuecomment-263596296

Check it bby

>>161395317
Zalika?

>>161395320
Metagrudges and snowflaking != roleplay

>>161395320
>muh static

I never see you,
I never see you
I never see you any more.

Come back, cutie, I think I'm into you.

>>161395351
No i think they were a mod at some point
Name started with an A

>>161395398
who are you into anon
give names

>>161395398
you're an earthly comfort, yet so divine
yet so divine
i never see you, any more...

>>161395237
I just wanted to bend him over that surgery table.

>>161395317
2hotdogs?

>>161383548
Yes. The coderbus is literally fucking frothing at the mouth that parameds are able to make synthmeat from fridge pills.

POST CHEMS RANKING

>>161395476
Nope remember it now
Angelite?

>>161395497
for what

>>161395467
I did too. I would have done naughty textual things to that half androgynous, kinky motherfucker.

Not to mention he made playing medbay not all completely terrible.

>>161395517
He just stopped playing so much. He still comes around every once in a while.

>>161395556
All nasty stuff

>>161395568
good I hate that fag

>>161395556
Top five for bicar, antitox, derma and rye

>>161395871
>literally one of the best roleplayers, or players in general, that we have
>hate

Go away, Hippie.

>>161395908
lmao fuck off, he is one of the reasons why this cancer waifu shit plagues our server

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>>161395908
>like angelite doesnt have problems

>>161395908
Fuck off shill and take your cult of personality with you

>>161395953
>just this server

where do you think you are? waifu shitposting is a part of the seekrit four channel metaclub

>>161396087
lol wtf kinda name is "sean"

>>161396176
>secret

>>161396180
A real human bird bean name that was randomly generated

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>>161395973

I always wanted to be in the middle of a hime/angelite train

>tfw feeding Avada a spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti sandwich in escape because you think she's AFK
>"Thanks, I love spaghetti."

>>161396645
Y-you too

>>161396620
Delet this. Never use volume pumps in distro.

>>161396180
It's another way of spelling Shaun lmao

>>161395059
that diona terrifies me, mainly because of how large it is

>>161396894
intredasting

why do you say that

>>161396894
who said that was distro?

>>161396645
I guess you could say that you dropped the spaghetti after they reacted.

What is your favorite nonhuman race conceptually?

I like Plasmamen, but I think they could've used a different name

>>161397214
I guess I have to say Dionaea.

>>161397214
Favorite tier: Plasmamen
Really fucking balanced tier: Diona
Sticky Tier: Slime
You get all the toys but you still want more you fucking nigger tier: Vox
Metagay tier: Gray
You need to go back tier: Frogmen, Catmen and Lizardmen

>>161397214
Plasmamen as a concept, but the sprites look pretty silly.

>>161397214
I like skrell.
I want to play as a skrell
please add roundstart skrell

>>161397468
The smiling helmet is the best part

>>161397456
>You hear a voice echo around you: HELP BEING SUCCD IN THEATRE URIST IS A LING HELP
>Ignore it entirely

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>>161397518
>smiling

>>161397214
>I think they could've used a different name
Phorondudes?

>>161397214
>le ebin pink skeleton of free hardsuit
great concept

>>161397874
It's PURPLE

>>161396951
Use passive gates to avoid over pressure and digutal valves to let more pass at once, and if you are fancy you can set up an AAC to it to let more through if needed.

>>161397903
oh yes excuse me:
the awful shitter-bait race of PURPLE skeletons in free hardsuits but wait!!! if you remove their hardsuit you get bant ',:^)

Daily reminder that Mommis are the most powerful race on the station.

>>161397793
Remnants?
Infernals?
Husked?

>>161397542
its so satisfying ignoring birbs and grays when they yell for help

>>161398032
Edgy

>>161397993
lmao I shitpost about everything in the thread in a vain attempt to fill the massive gaping hole in my life but it never works and yet I keep trying in an endless cycle of shitposting ;^))

>>161398023
I beat a mommi to death with a MOP and a flash two days ago.

>>161398118
They are a race condemned to suffer and are (lorevirgin wise) supposed to become suicidal when their suits are removed, I think they deserve an edgy name

>>161397993
They are literally undead and decaying plasma-mixed fleshy bones that are held together by some kind of plasma wizardry

>>161398023
MoMMI's a cute.

>>161397214
Slime person, it technically has a big weakness to it but it greatly benefits/helps at one job making it a useful race. Slimes are also cute. CUTE. Free insulated gloves plus is also nice

>>161398247
Fair point.

Medbay dream team?

>Chief Medical Officer: Patrick Bateman
>Medical doctor: Yahir Kepplinger
>Nurse: Annie Rodgers
>Virologist: Rail Kinson

The joke is it's more of a nightmare team

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>>161398023
t. mommi

How do you saw off a double barrel?

>>161398508
Apply circular saw to shotgun.

>>161398508
by shooting yourself

>>161398508
I think it needs to be unloaded first and then you take a circular saw to it while its on the floor.

>>161398524
I did that one time and it just shot me in the face.

It also kept doing it while it was unloaded too.

>>161398508
put the gun in your mouth and then shoot it

>>161398584
Try doing it while it's on a table instead of in your hand.

>>161398508
with a saw, duh

>>161398464
You missed the "i'll saw your limbs if you don't help in medbay" retard

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/12002

Should we add a surgical table and switchtool to Box Security Medbay?

>>161398656
No. Thats an emegrncy infirmary. Actual medbay doesnt start with switch tools they require research.

>>161398656
No. Sec Medbay is used for first-aid, it's not meant to be a complete alternative to actual Medbay.

Should we add vox trader access to all interior doors on the Vox Outpost?

In game vote:
Yes (13 votes)
No (11 votes)

If no, if it is limited to a single set of entrance doors leading into the interior Vox side of the tradepost acceptable?

>>161398656
No, add torture implements instead.

>>161398729
>>161398731
>Deff's brig medbay features a single advanced medkit, which is pretty dope for quickly patching someone up at the brig without having to drag them all the way to medbay. It'd be nice if the other brigs featured something similar, or perhaps featured something of their own, like a surgery table with tools, or a bottle of assorted pills, or a welder and wires for robotic limbs, or just something to set them apart.

Do you have any alternative suggestions for Box Medbay or do you believe it should be left "as is"?

>>161398750
Playing security is already torture enough I could never do more than what sec endures.

>>161398656
I would say a table yes, but not a switch tool. Implant removal or implanting items in cavities could be nice.

>>161398824
There needs to be something ingame that can cause loadsofpain that "forces" a character to talk.

Shitcurity needs an excuse to go ALL OUT.

>>161398824
I think Box Medbay is fine as-is, or could maybe have an advanced Medkit as well.

>>161398906
Do you think it runs into the same issue raised here? >>161398729

An advanced first aid kit contains several items that require RnD research.

What fun shit can you do as a bartender/chef when you've already made fucking TONS of drinks/food and now you have a bunch of time to waste?

>>161398968
I don't personally have any issue with a Brig Medbay having research-requiring items.

I just think giving them the ability to perform in-depth treatment like surgery is a little much, compared to giving them what amounts functionally to a high-quality band-aid.

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>>161398849
How should tools be added? There isn't enough space for everything.

>>161398875
That would require players to "go along with it". We could just add torture devices and be done with it in another PR.

>>161398824
No. Also remove advkit from deff. Its a first aid station not a full blown trauma center

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>>161399012
Give your bar a makeover.

>>161399012
deliver food to departments

>>161398464
now see, any of these people, on their own, i would gladly have

but all of them together make for an utter fucking nightmare of a medbay
why do some people seem to be capable of working fine on their own as long as (x) person doesn't come along/work in the same department?

BEST ROUND 2016
good job Dragan

>>161399251
Some people hold grudges for far too long over nothing

Not surprised by game mode. Was only surprised when Dragan tried to kill us, thought he would just let us live.

Still 10/10 round. Made friends with my comrades. Killed traitors to the revolution. Got sucked out of the escape pod

I FIGHT FOR DRAGAN! HEIL THE LEADER!
>I was clowno.
That funeral was impressive. I love you guys.

>>161399141
damn that's pretty good

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What a fuggin round

>>161399081
Add torture devices and a pain mechanic, at a certain well managed threshold a character will 'reveal' whether or not they are a traitor/ling/etc.

Torture can be greenlit by a captain under a code red situation. Or by a malf AI/comdom at any time at all.

>>161399012
Get a spacesuit
Grab shotgun
Make lethal shells at autolathe
Space adventure

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>tfw Communism will Win

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>>161399141
Wanted to make DDs and lifelines but then someone plasma flooded

>>161399385
No.
Mostly because nobody seems to give a single shit about standard operating procedure and everyone will torture at the drop of a hat to confirm their validz.

>>161399096
>>161399068
Rather than find a consensus on what people think of someones suggestion amidst many other suggestions I will hedge and change the three syringes to 1 anti toxin, 1 inaprovaline, 1 charcoal, and toss in a bottle of happy pills (space drugs+sugar) for color.

>>161399385
Pain already exists. It will make you fall over and spam you with how much pain you're in, and maybe immobilize you.

Won't get players to 'play along'. At least the way you want. They'll gladly re-enact the scene in MGS1 and resist.

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>tfw when you sieze the means of reproduction from your waifu

>>161398743
>Should we add vox trader access to all interior doors on the Vox Outpost?
>
>In game vote:
>Yes (13 votes)
>No (11 votes)
>
>If no, if it is limited to a single set of entrance doors leading into the interior Vox side of the tradepost acceptable?

I'm going to remove this change from my PR if I can't get a consensus today. Please post your thoughts.

>>161398150
fuckin lol
literally none of that is true, not even the "i shitpost about everything" part
i would say nice try but it really wasn't 8]

>>161399550
>Won't get players to 'play along'. At least the way you want. They'll gladly re-enact the scene in MGS1 and resist.
Which is why it needs to be a mechanic where you get red text that reveals if someone is an antag if you correctly torture a player.
>>161399457
Every time I've played sec there's always something keeping the overworked redshirts from going full shitcurity.

Usually its the NO HARM ALLOWED AI.

>>161399557
Why is she half skateboard?

If I came over from /tg/ what would I need to know?

And yes I know, wow /tg/ player we don't want you here etc etc

>>161399779
You have to go back

>>161399728
Did you play when syndie cakes healed traitors?

We've been down this road.

>>161399779
/vg/ is /tg/ with 30% less validz and 30% more arrpee. enjoy your stay.

>>161399779
Then why are you posting faggot? Get lost we don't need more new players

Can plasmamen have their suits and internals off in pressurized environments that are plasmaflooded and deoxygenated?

>>161399728
>red text that reveals if someone is an antag
that sounds fucking gay, and it would probably cause even more stealth antagonists

>>161399779
There's no table climbing here.
Also read the rules.

>>161399779
Always carry a plasma bomb incase you're arrested. Detonate it after screaming shitcurity and 'am i being detained'

>>161399861
No

>>161399779
why do we suddenly have so many TG refugees here?
did something happen over there?

>>161399861
no because lol /vg/code

>>161399868
If there's no table climbing is there still aggressive tabling?

>>161399895
Why not?

>>161399845
yes we do we are never at the optimal 50-60 players outside of maybe weekends.

>>161399862
Which is why torture would have to be green lit by AI/Cap, and only HoS would have access to the tools.

>>161399861
I believe so, since plasmamen were recently changed to no longer exhale oxygen.

>>161399779
breaches are actually dangerous
lavaland doesnt exist here
eva suits dont slow you down
this place isnt a total death match

>>161399895
>>161399918
yes they can, that bug got fixed a while ago
get with the times
to answer >>161399861's question though
who the fuck deoxygenate a plasmafludd?

>>161399935
>is there still aggressive tabling
Yes.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thtDLLTR4Jc

>>161399981
>eva suits dont slow you down
reminder that this is a bug caused by YOUR FUCKING SHOES

>>161400057
I was clong. Saved.

>>161400057
>mfw I just realized that there were a shitton of people on the sec pod and I opened the door at the last possible second before the pod left trying to get on because the shuttle time got shortened

get rekt commies

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>double tator
>want to try my best to not make it shit, plan on giving the other agent all access for "trust"
>kill the CE to get the spare in a fight in the office, some people are just watching
>think about taking command of the station slowly
>give out all access to people and to have the clown be my personal guard
>have a idea on how to make people more aggresive for valids and kill beepsky while noone is watching, plan on a funeral for him
>people arrive, i try my best and it actually goes really great, there was muh rp too
>shit turns, i declare that space law will not be enforced anymore, people are happy it seems
>greytide implant the clown who was very sad about the whole beepsky death, plan on telling him the truth
>very sad about it, but he cannot tell anyone
>then i get to the point of making a small militia to "attack centcomm"
>say that they threatened our freedom, and that i am looking for people ready to fight
>>161399405 happens
>talk with the clown about what i am planning next, the milita wants to fight centcomm really bad
>lie about the rd getting help to fight us
>instantly gets caught, we start a public firesquad in the courtroom
>borg him later, i feel like the militia is getting out of hand even when i send them to random people to catch them
>tell the clown that it is time to leave, want to equip him with a bomb to remove evidence of the whole uprising happening but no TTVs
>plan on doing it all myself with the clown lubing it up
>borg kills some i think but got killed in the process
>i get to the sec pod, about eight of the soldiers stacked there
>here goes
>i pull out my gun while the clown polyacid lubes some, shoot them while on the ground and kind of feel bad for all of it
>clown drops, i killed some but its time to go
>get to the empty shuttle area with only the mommi i emagged left there
>i emag the shuttle, say my goodbyes and just sit there with the mommi watching me

holy shit, this was a round i will remember

>>161400005
>float to derelict
>fix breaches
>plasmaflood
>create engine

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The fire rises

>>161399971
>be green lit by AI/Cap
they'll go ahead and do it without their permission or the captain will rush for torture as fast as they can, have you seen the people on the server? With captain's like mikecari and such I don't think it will work.

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>>161400057

>>161400386
>some people are just watching

Can we fucking not have Wizard so much? It's not fun, it's Hippie tier shit.

What is the 'clicked the crab' antag ban on cptwad about?

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>>161400850
>Can we fucking not

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Trade access at Trade Outpost revised. All other doors do not require access. Please give me feedback on this compromise.

>>161401312
Make outer walls and walls into trader restricted areas into reinforced walls

>>161401312
would diamonddrill into for the jetpacks/10

>>161401586
honestly if you have a diamond drill why aren't you just buying a jetpack

at that point you have tons of money and you are going out of your way.

>>161401312
Why do birds have nanotrasen-brand soap? Should be heart soap at the very least, or syndie soap since that entire bathroom is basically a murder basement

>>161401683
good catch I'll fix that.
THEY STOLE IT LYNCH THEM

FREE KINGSTON

>>161401629
Because that's how I get my flashes

>Def
Did they ever fix the SME Atmos problem?

do borgs start with thrusters on /vg/?

>>161401887
No, but most start with fire extinguishers and have watched WAL-E

>when the wizards are blink shitters

Literally nerf when
most OP bullshit ever

>>161401683
>Why do TRADERS have something they didn't make themselves
Really makes you think

>>161402089
>most OP bullshit ever
What is vamp?

>>161402089
You literally need 1 hit with stun because then their blink only cicles between locations

>>161401881
It should be fine, the room just lacks scrubbers. I did a sme just the other day and it was fine on deff.

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>>161402141
Lawful, fair trade agreements
...right?

>>161402209
But I remember it had some kind of bug which prevented Autism

>>161402170
explain?

>>161402272
There ahould be anymore, it was a 7 emitter setup and stayed at about 150-200 K for two hours with no issues.

So when are we removing buttbots?

>>161403626
Something that I wish existed.

Threadly reminder the librarian needs more to do

BROTHERMAN BILL FOR JUKEBOX IN SYNDICATE MODE 2017

https://youtu.be/qkUVToIfrKg

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>tfw you have to play those boring rounds again of boring bombing and insta retard wizzard after one amazing round

Why don't wizards have a life drain touch spell? Maybe less wizards would spam lmaoblink and lmaojaunt if they weren't their only survivability options.

>>161405468
There's already enough to do

>grab WGW, a jetpack, and spacesuit
>find junker ship
>go to DJ station
you should know the rest

>>161405660
>read WGW
>lamaow bluespace artillery
yawn

>>161405643
Or you'd get wizards with both life drain and blink.

>>161405643
There is pain mirror, but it's shit because bleeding is a meme and internal bleeding is worse, plus it doesn't reflect any amount damage, it just deals the same damage you got.

>>161405763
Even the admins jump in on the valid hunting?

>>161405948
Reading WGW literally makes you the validest of valids, even the AI might join in on the hunt

>>161405948
Technically it just voids admin protection. That means admins won't protect you when everyone decides to griff your shit up.
And they also won't protect you from other admins when you randomly get 50 bears spawned on top of.
But for some fucking reason the poor innocent shmuck that gets killed by the 50 bears also doesn't get protected.

>>161402216
>cable coiling shit to yourself for extra inventory slots but slower movement
hol up this is a good idea
WHEN

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>>161405763
>tell pAI to spam the AI with PDA messages because it was a huge fucking dick to me
>pAI starts spamming so much WGW to AI that admins turn off it's PDA messager
>I get a gorrilion brain damage
In retrospect I've had fun that round

>>161406441
I was the pAI that round
I'm pretty sure AI's chatbox was filled and refreshed 6-7 times over, I was about to set up a macro to message the AI more when I got muted.

Since the TEG generates power based on the difference in temperature between the two sides, does that make it a stirling engine?

FREE KINGSTON

>>161407221
Literally all thermal engines use a difference in temperature you fegit.

>>161407615
MoMMIston will never be free
I bet people will bash his MoMMI body, remove the brain from it's MMI and place in a carbon body just for shit and giggles

http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Shortcuts

post clown memes, clown stories, clown pranks, etc.

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>>161409262
k

Kolith logged in 3/7 days this past week.
Basically 2 as Thursday he did very little.


Celt won't deadmin him, he's too busy rooting out "enemies of the metaclub"

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>;IT'S [GAME MODE]

>>161409376
Did he admin during his timeslot? Which is like, low-pop, early morning very late night server times.

>>161409460
No.

He plays during Europe night time aka highpop.

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>>161409441
>"I'm only a surgeon, I don't know how to clone people"
>"http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Medicine"

>>161409441
>its revs
>its cult
>its wiz
>its lings
my immersiveness is ruined by the ock in ick

>>161409541
He was specifically brought in to fill that slot because he said he could. We even had no admins for a while at low-pop earlier.
If Celt doesn't just remove him then wow, just wow.

How exactly does the Ruskie DJ station work? Can I say things to specific channels like I could with a radio?

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>>161400680
Reminds me of when i got 3 guns and magic from the wizard once.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11762255

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is a man not entitled to the hugs of his waifu?

"no" says the autist in russia, "it belongs to me"

"CLUCK" says the chicken in the coop, BAWKBAWK BAWK
"no" says the man in the metaclub, "it belongs to no one"

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose, WAIFUS.

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are dionaaeas:
1. PLANTS
2. BUGES

>>161413410
they're aliens

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>get killed and stuffed in random maint closet without sensors
>haunt the place
>someone actually freaks out and starts opening lockers nearby and finds you

>>161413410
3. funny looking dog

>>161399012

start a fight club

tfw no goblins

Does running on a treadmill actually contribute to getting not-fat, or is it just a time thing?

>>161414462
it does

>>161414462
It does not

>>161414462
it does

>>161414462
It might

What are some ways to kill the captain and get away with it?

>>161414875
Blame the greytider
Blame the toe in the line shitter that people just need a little push to metagrudge

>>161414875
Tell him to go and kill the space carps, 8/10 captains are super unrobust and will die to them or die to zas after forgeting their mag boots in the airlock.

>>161415112
Don't they only take like 1 toolbox hit to kill?

>>161414875
Kill everyone.
If everyone is dead there's nobody to catch you.

>>161414875
Be the Captain.

>>161413410
They're delicious.

That fucking virologist that injected me with plant b gone.

>want to play clown or mime
>but don't want to take up the slot because someone better than you might want to play it
I just want to entertain

>>161415957
You need to start somewhere! Go for it!

>>161415957
You just need to be able to emulate the feel of clown or mime. And don't take the slot. That's my job, bitch.

>>161415957
do it, this guy is a shitter
>>161416038

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>remote view and see Mini getting eaten by carps
>no idea where they are
>medbays slammed and research is empty
rip in pip

>>161415957
m8 just do it who cares about the best possible player we're not here to win

>Captain opens the door to the supermatter room to stop the delamination
>shard gets ZAS'd into his face
I haven't laughed this hard at spess in a while

>>161416109
>trying to get the shard with anything but the rad suit
retard
and savior

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>tfw botanist made some plastilium for me in pil form
>accidently swallow one and get seriousily sick and start a spread of a virus
Atleast my chickens were healthy.

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>mfw Fritzl gets to taste the law

bumbling idiot was the unsung hero that round. remote view and all the times he saved me. he was irreplaceable.

>>161416109
>>161416165
it was at %98, i had to do it
my mental retardation saved us

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>That SME setup
I lost some brain cells looking at that go down.

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>tfw when the whole medical team did a great job at containing the shitshow so long as possible.

>>161416415
What did he mean by this?

>>161416415
Byron I don't know
Franklin was braindead 5 minutes in
Jerry was the hero of the round
John Paul was braindead after the vampire died
Lizzie was.. helpful but not super
Riccardo was good
Sonny was dead.

kingston here

i see ive been permabanned again, anyone care to explain why

I never expected bumbling to be the type to shill himself in the thread
Sad really

>>161416746
you're dumb kingston lmao

>>161416415
your virologist had me sit in virology for 20 minutes while he did everything but cure my virus
me and another player had to cure and begin distribution ourselves at 2 minutes before the shuttle docked.
as i shouted on the floor about the cure in my old body and how the unconscious dying man next to me was irradiating me no one did anything.
i understand how it is when things go into wild ride, but please for the love of god never expect a virologist to cure a virus.
theyre on par with trying to get geneticists to clone people.

>>161416746
c
>>161380808
And Many Other Instances of Shittery

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>>161416839
free kingston m8

no but for real i was playing just fine yesterday didnt grief anyone or get admin PMd at all, and then today ive been permabanned at random i dont get it

>Zealotron deals 150 brain damage to fritzl for no reason

Truly making him an admin was a good idea.

>>161417007
the detectives revolver does like 10 brute or something you sperg

>>161417028
it looks like a rule 0 Krampus-esque ban
go Appeal it

>>161417154
>it's ok to fire at people because it does low damage
uhmmm

>>161417050
>spamming Woody got wood over sec and common is 4noraisin
Yeah sure,

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>>161417194
>appeal

>>161417402
yeah as in a ban appeal you fucking idiot
http://ss13.moe/forum/index.php

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>>161417154
Nigger, even if its 10 damage, you don't just fucking shoot people for shits and giggles.

Act like a rule 0 fag, and you get treated like one. Be thanlfull you can mommi, but I'm sure foul fuck It up too.

>>161415957
Can't you just order a costume crate and ask the HoP to change your title to Clown-Elect?

I'm starting to think that it's easier to be a traitor as assistant or clown/mime because everyone suspects you to be a greytide shitter anyways.
>get over excited last night because i finally fixed my preferences by setting them to ALWAYS because Yes doesnt work
>get tator
>fuck up horribly by making my tator status obviously, get borged almost immediately after round start
I was too gung ho.

>>161413410
read fucking wiki

Why are the only animals on the station besides slimes ones from earth?
Surely with the amount of humanoid aliens some alien animals would be on the station too.

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FREE KINGSTON

>>161417575
i was just fucking around because the chef wasn't doing his job, it's really not a big deal nobodys round but mine got fucked with.

>>161418169
Sprite some neat things and we'll add them
We need creatives

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>>161418160
Yes
But is it a
1. plant
2. Buge

>>161418242
>it's really not a big deal nobodys round but mine got fucked with.
and this is why you're banned
because you think like this

FREE KINGSTON
R
E
E
KINGSTON

>>161418372
its a minor inconvenience to the chef that heals on its own in a minute, obviously he didnt even bother ahelping it.

>>161418372
any news about doomstation?

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>>161418242
>Shooting the chef is fine folks, I can just shoot people all willy nilly with my gun because they weren't working when I was around
>Did I mention I am the detective who searches for crimes and not in any way a real security officer? Or someone with authority like the Head of Personnel?
>But it's fine, its just the chef, he wasn't being productive

You have been regarded as the biggest piece of cancerous griefing shit this server has ever fucking faced other than sue bowchief, and you think you can shoot people for no crimes.

Stay banned.

>>161418969
free kingston

>>161418969
that's not even griefing. its an entirely IC thing to deal with, like i said i wasnt even pmd about it. its stupid that i wake up the next day to find myself permabanned for shooting the chef one time when i played for most of the day without being pm'd even once. surely you can see my side of the argument and switch sides to supporting a free kingston and space justice.

>>161419242
fucking BAN APPEAL IT if you actually think you're innocent
you won't because you already know you're shit

>>161394632
>playing on /vg/station
>ask where command is because newfag
>lag spike
>when come back to getting assraped by changeling
>can't do shit about it

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>>161419242
Ic?

You call unloading a revolver on a chef for not doing his job ic motivation when you had no legal power over him or ic reasoning to so much as shittalk him?

You call being a retarded nigger on probation who cant even stop himself from shooting the crew as a detective ic?

You sincerely believe that you had any legal right to shoot a chef, mind you, a chef of all people, over not doing his job when the actual ic procedure would be a picture of a counter with no food to be presented to the HoP for demotion?

Boyo, you deserved it.

I'm quitting /vg/

I'm sick and tired of people like Pain, Celt and Sawbones running amok.

Is being robust a requirement to play the clown?

>>161418969
F R E E K I N G S T O N
I dont even know who this faggot is but it seems catchy to say he should be free and I want to feel included

>>161419686
don't come back

>>161419686
dont leave i luv u

if you stay ill non-antag kill celt just for you.

>>161419614
i was never on probation to my knowledge, i was just unbanned. anyway you're taking this too serious m80 i shot the chef because he refused to grind up a corpse for burgers, and said it was to improve productivity. i was just fucking around. now relax and free kingston.

>>161419712
thank you bro just post it in the thread a lot and collect (you)s, it also helps to unban me

>>161419712
An alive clown is either a boring clown or a clown that hasn't annoyed security enough.

Being robust has nothing to do with it. Be hilarious enough and you'll end up taking the whole of the Syndicate with you.

Someone make hentai of Zalika Salib already

>>161419831
Its not even that. I just dislike the admin shenanigans. Enforcing the rules and making fun has been forgotten, it's all drama now.

>>161419926
thread shitposting will never get you unbanned
only shitposting on the forums about "double jeporday" will get you unbanned, case in point Carshalash
please stay gone

FREE KINGSTON

>>161420083
>thread shitposting will never get you unbanned
o im laffin

>>161419926
>shooting the chef over him not gibbing corpses

That is a even worse excuse to shoot someone. No wonder people hate you, you got rule 0d for being such a massive retard.

>>161420083
you do have a point though ill concede that a unban thread may be a very humorous affair, i may post one after all

>>161420168
if i'd gone in and punched the chef a few times or window slammed him would you be as outraged

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>>161420083

>>161420025
Just do what I do and random name every round and turn off ooc chat during a round

>>161419926
>i shot the chef because he refused to grind up a corpse for burgers,
Hello, new player!
I can see you are from Hippie Station, a popular server for this game. However, you are posting on the thread for /vg/station, which has a separate set of rules and communities.
On this server, cloning actually happens, and productively! Therefore, gibbing corpses is a rather backwards affair, unless they happen to be cloned corpses, MIF or SSD. By the nuances of your post and your reputation as a braindead alkysine addict, I am guessing you are not familiar with this concept, and asked the chef to gib recently-dead corpses that could easily be brought back into the round.
I'd recommend one thing for you, new player!
Go back to Hippie and never return.

Celt plans to ban Fritzl, not fix his 100 bugs and produce a half broken snow map before making Kolith full min, deadminning Kuranon and quitting for a few months.

>>161420229
You got no authority over the chef you shitty hardware firm, you can't even punch him and why in the shit would you windowslam and make him be a bleeding fucked up corpse, that's attempted murder or at the least assault, over not gibbing someone of all reasons.

You got no authority over him, and by reports of other people, you even escaped jail and shot sec. Stay gone.

>>161420423
m8 i suggest you educate yourself on the long and storied history of the free kingston movement

>>161420305
thanks for posting my favorite image, i forgot to save it

>>161420423
desu I think it's kind of a shame that the chef can't grind up people anymore, even if I understand why not

>>161420229
You have autism, jesus christ, please just stop.
You were a detective
Why the fuck were you bothering the chef about not grinding up a corpse?
Chef's don't have to do that, they can make whatever food they want.
Also, whenever someone gets off a permaban they are put on probation. This goes for anyone, you're expected not to repeat behaviour that got you banned in the first place. You failed that. You really, really failed that.

>>161420417
I do, I even mute deadchat.

The game lost it's luster, full of hippie with good players being actively driven off.

Is there any SS13 hentai of Zalika Salib yet?

Can the HOP close all Security slots?

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>>161394971
this is such a good idea

FREE KINGSTON


>>161420581
>>161420423
>>161420492
>>161420168
>>161420229
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=3289

Just fucking deadmin Celt and Zealot please.

Who actually likes either of them?

>>161421230
i like sawbones!!!!

>>161421230
>Just fucking deadmin Celt
Just one more month

>>161420581
i was jsut messing around dude. someone else was with me harassing him too. not all of us want to spend an entire hour autistically setting up telescience medbays or bomb factories or whatever the fuck.

>>161421220
>kingston___
Is that even the real guy?

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WELL NO ONE HELP MY PLIGHT! I NEED HENTAI OF ZALIKA SALIB!

>>161421609
Everyone else knows how to type ike they aren't twelve year olds, has the restraint not to shoot people over a minor refusal of a corpse gibbing and generally isn't such a fucking retard they, while on probation, go ahead and be shifters even more.

Enjoy the mommi role.

>>161421785
ye its me i just forget my password every time >>161420492
the station has to be fed bro, sometimes you have to rough up the chef to get him to do what he need sto do. its a tough job but the detective is a tough character.

>>161421892
I'm glad people like you get banned
Fuck off to Hippie

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>>161421892
You have to go back.

>>161421892
>the station has to be fed
You're a moron

>>161421892
Post proof that it's you then, faggot

>>161422138
everyone knows its me u cocksucker

>>161421856
>>161422092
>>161422042
>>161421971
>pussies who let a chef disrespect them
baka, cucked by a chef. enjoy ur rotten food.

>>161421892
>Machines all over the dang place that sell food and beverage's
>Pizza crates, exotic meat, fruit, everything
>Could just ask the chef to make it, demote him or ask a botanist to do food
>Nah, let's shoot him, station gotta eat, gotta window slam someone for not gibbing a corpse on command ;^)

Stay gone.
LOCK KINGSTON

>>161422267
The chef can
LITERALLY
feed the station for the REST OF THE ROUND in FIVE SECONDS.

Stay gone forever.

>>161422325
realtalk the chef was just standing there ignoring a suicided corpse in front of him while two people asked him to make burgers, that's why i shot him. i'm not gonna pretend it was perfect gameplay but really not a big deal at all.

>Still no hentai about Zalika Salib yet

I need that 2d pixelated gucci NOW

>>161422409
>really not a big deal at all.
It's awful play from an awful player.
You got rule 0'd, enjoy your vacation shitter.

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>>161422409
Go and stay go.

server ded?

>>161422601
>>161422502
i dont know why i try to level with you faggots ever

FREE KINGSTON

>>161422409
Cannibalism is fucking DISGUSTING, stay gone

Which boy is best boy, and which girl is best girl? If we can figure this out, we can figure out a power couple

something something arguing with idiots something something drag you down

arguing with kingston is pointless, he knows what he did and is just baiting yall

free kingston was a thing when i started back in 2014
he knows what he did and isnt repentant at all

bunch of cucks

CE only item that lets him remotely control APCs when.

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>>161422409
>Shooting a chef over not wanting to be a fucking cannibal and feed the crew unprocessed solyent green.
>On probation
>Expecting anything but a permaban

You made your bed you underage nigger, lie on it.
LOCK KINGSTON

>>161422885
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=15&p=17082#p17082

it was locked

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>>161422762
people dont get that i find the whole ban evasion/thread shitposting thing to be just as fun if not moreso than playing the actual game, even though i make a point of telling them. also theres literally nothing to repent for, the chef was fine, his round was unchanged, all i did was provide some entertainment for myself and security.

FREE KINGSTON

>>161422885
even if i had flat out killed the chef and ground him up into burgers, that wouldve been good for like a 2-3 day ban. i dont know why people are so into permabans

>>161423005
For once, sawbones ain't a total fag. Consider me shocked.
>>161423160
>Unprovoked, non ic assault with no escalation on probation after permabans
>guise whi am i ban

Honest question, how old are you.

>>161423160
Because of how you have been banned so many times before. you were on probation.

>>161422706
Because you are an insecure little bitch maybe.

>>161423352
assault is an in character thing you fucker, its handled by security. nobody should be banned for assault unless they're taking it to extremes/beating random people half to death in the halls. i am 38 years old you little shit, dont take this game so seriously.

>>161423576
well really itsb ecause i always forget that a large portion of the playerbase is genuinely pathetic, and i make a critical error assuming they react to 2d spacemen the way a normal person would

>>161423510
i havent really been banned that many times, i think most of my bans are from ban evasion desu

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>>161423716
>everyone is wrong and only I am right!
Whatever man.

>>161423609
You, 38 years old? And my name is Cassius Black, I ride a donkey every day to go heard cats and make 15 bucks a hour.

You don't even know how escalation works, you shot someone over them not obeying you when you don't have any legal authority over then and then you try and excuse shitter behaviour on "guise it didn't even hurt anyone, guise, why am I ban for being a shitter on probation, FREE KINGSTON"?

what's the discord link?

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We need new recipes, don't you think?

cat herder job win?

>>161424054
cigarette birthday cake when
toothpaste hotdog when
ice sandwich when