/dg/ - Destiny General

First for combined arms is a garbage mode.

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>>161347449
>didn't update trials
>the 17th's weekly update
>/dg/ - destiny general

>>161348324
Your autism frightens me.

>>161348524
if mine scares you just wait until joff starts defending himself again

Arbitrary-th post number for Trump says America owns the moon cause our flag is there.

>>161348738
>>161348738
Real thread

>>161348974
This is the second time in a row I saw this, do we have an anon that decided he was the king of generals and gets pissy every time someone else makes one?

Any mention from Bungie on when SRL starts?

>>161349037
new threads have to be approved by alpha team before being posted

>>161349137
"Eventually, we promise." Is the official statement ontop of "it will have what can legally be defined as "content"".

>>161348974
non destiny-related picture

>>161349202
>Jiro
>Alpha team

Que?

>>161349318
Jiro is the official alpha team punching bag

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>tfw no content

>>161349365
A cock-sleeve doesn't make a dick.

>>161349365
Now I am again interested, who is this Jiro person?

>>161349401
>still playing the game

This is the perfect time to take a long break from Deadstiny. Trust me, take a couple weeks or a month off, and when you come back you'll enjoy the game so much more.

>>161349431
A creepy but less shitty version of joff who bought both consoles just to stalk both consoles set of traps and transitioners.

>>161349431
He's a fairly autistic cuc obsessed with Atom.

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>>161349401
>he doesn't know

>>161348324
>>the 17th's weekly update
To be fair, that WAS the last weekly update.
The one from last thursday contained no info, it was literally just a single line quote from a bunch of random staff members.

>>161349532
>>161349541

Who's Atom, I don't know the peoples to this /dg/ as I am fairly new to /vg/. Inb4 get out new fag, well go fuck yourself and im trying to fit in with you fuckers.

>>161349431
a calm and collected individual that is very good at destiny and carries tomoyobro to the lighthouse every week before making love to her.

>>161347449
>ないとふぁる
>へろいくすつらいく
>あれなえヴぇぬと
>おいしとふがみのちあれんじたちどもたちずみさま
>つりあるす
>あくしすもど
What did she mean by this?

>>161349748
Tomoyobro?! ( t-tomboy...?)

>>161349735
a girl that exposed lBasedl as a mega-autist so badly that he left /dg/

Anyone for last day trials?

>>161349735
A guy who plays on /dg/, Jiro got it in his mind that he's a girl so he keeps hitting on 'her' and getting cuc'd.

>>161349735
>im trying to fit in with you fuckers.
might want to stay out of this one

>>161350543
kys

>>161350770
not until dawggy comes back. after that i can die in peace

>>161350942
Its fine if you die now.

>>161351343
but then who would deliver the pizza?

>>161351403
Jiro.

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>tfw I could apply for a Tester position at Bungie but I'm afraid they wouldn't hire someone from across the country just to be a tester

>>161351468
I wanted edible pizza, not a pizza-faced anime character

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>>161351468
>ordering DiJirono

>>161351569
>but I'm afraid they wouldn't hire someone from across the country just to be a tester

Well, considering its an in-house tester, no they won't.

Ofcourse if you're willing to move its an entirely different story, but if you were willing to move you wouldn't have brought up that "across the country" part.

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>>161351728
>Using DiJ wrong

The fuck is wrong with you boy?

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Anyone want to do some last day Trials?

>>161348974
This shit makes me cringe, why would you make a thread when one exists already? This happened in the last one too, how deranged do you have to be to get triggered if you're not the one that made the thread?

>>161352072
stream it if you do

>>161352405
Why?

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>>161350942

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Is the fastest way to level a sub class still just "play normally lol"?

Want to grind out sunsinger but holy shit does it blow at earliest levels

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>>161349781

>>161352916
Take the vanguard and easy crucible bounties from the bounty tracker in a social area then complete them every day. Your subclass should level easier

>>161352916
bounties

>>161352584
for the emblem?

>>161352916
just afk some raids. you get loads of xp

>>161353042
no

>>161353338
>raids
>xp

>>161353660
you get a pretty decent amount per kill

>>161353338
Who would willing let me into a raid with the intention of getting carried?
You'd get one shot by most enemies without attributes unlocked, especially raid enemies, surely

>>161353832
armor stat is a meme in pve

>>161353832
I can carry you through crota ez

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Mira, we are doing a normal mode Wrath. Last chance bruh.

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I need motivation to play /dg/. Or should I just abandon ship like most everyone else until SRL comes out.

>>161354229
wouldnt prison of elders give pretty okay exp, or it would be better to do heroic strikes

>>161354352
play with me?

>>161353941
Not as much as you'd think.

>>161354352
What are your reasons for not playing?

>>161354270
Why normal mode?

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>>161354352
Abandon until you can go fast.

>>161354352
take a break, my dude

>>161354634
Can I come fast in you?

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>>161354426
But who are you anon?
>>161354561
Been barely able to play anything at all for like the past two weeks because busy. And just burnt out on Destiny I guess.

>>161354903
hah lewd

>>161354352
Go away and never return.

Tired of seeing your shitty pictures.

>>161354352
how about you just kill yourself?

>>161354903
Only if you pull my hair

>>161354903
No

>>161355596
Can you non-figuratively kill yourself already?

>>161355596
>>161355809
I'm so confused.

>>161355809
Sadly I cannae.

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>>161356127
People like to pretend to be other people.

>>161355809
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>>161356127
Don has multiple personality disorder

>>161356405
just like how you pretend to be likable?

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>>161356559
Well said anon, and remember, if you sign up with referral code CA$HM0N3Y today, you can get a 25% discount on Alpha team services!

>>161356127
>>161356279
>>161356563
Don't

>>161356564
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>161356564
how does one pretend to be likable?

>>161357128
Go ask Thundertouch

>>161357210
DOUBLE OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>161357128
You bribe people with muffins and act as a meat toilet for everyone on your console.

Who FFXV soon?

Trials trials trials?

Last minute HM Raid or ToO? Anyone?

>>161358102
>newfriend asking for endgame content
prepare to have your stats checked and ridiculed if they're bad

>>161358464
fuck off shitter

>>161358464
Well, I think a few people might remember me from Y1
My question here is , who are you?

>>161358664
Not that anon, but I've been here since Alpha test, you were either not here Y1 or you didn't post, either way that "My question here is, who are you?" part makes me think you're a fairly obnoxious person, there's no seniority here, go fuck off somewhere else.

>>161358746
So... no one plays here anymore?
Bunch of of people just jerking each other off?
Good to know

>>161358746
>anon
nice proof idiot go shitpost somehwee else

>>161358874
See now I know you weren't here Y1.

>>161358874
Plenty of people from y1 play it's just some faggot trying to feel better about himself

>>161359014
>Come here to play
>Get questioned by some nobody
Whatever, I don't have to prove anything

Yeah i know its late but if someone feels like going in its cool

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>>161359215
hmu

>>161359215
Listen here newfag, nobody played with you, nobody knows you, you were never here, so stop fucking acting like people owe you something you obnoxious little shit, if you came here to play then play, stop wasting posts trying to justify when people should treat you like anything other than the shit you're behaving like.

>>161359567
He was here in house of wolves you lying newfag

>>161359736
No you weren't.

>>161359823
He played with osbor a lot you can fireden that shit you fucking retard

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>>161359917
Okay.

>>161359917
He's acting like garbage anon is right, nobody gives a shit when he was here last time, he's being as much of a prick as the anon he's arguing.

I'm kind of interested why you're so invested though, both of them are troling one another but what's your purpose in all of this?

>>161360153
>gets randomly jumped on
>responds accordingly
>hurr that guy is garbage
fuck off

sex with all the qt /dg/ traps!

>>161360376
sex with you!

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>>161360376
are you cute?

>>161360356
Why are you getting pissy at me now? Are you him, or do you just suck his dick? Because unless you have autism only those two thinks can explain your behavior.

>>161360559
>let me fuck with this guy
>waah why are you getting pisssy

>>161360730
So you're him, okay.

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Just reading comments now

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>>161359215

AHAHAHAHAHHA

You fucking suck, blacklisted, gtfo and never come back etc. etc.

>>161360852
That's better than most people here

>>161360852
Fuck off, he played with osbor during house of wolves, he's better than all of you niggers.

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>>161360852

>that grimoire score

Wow, he really is a shitter.

>>161359372
LOL

>>161360890
Actually its not, most people here have a 1.1 or higher.

>>161360838
are you chill, or are you some sort of faggot, what light level are you

>>161361367
he's 399+ on all 3

>>161361393
i dunno man he could be some sort of raging autist

>>161361367
>are you chill
He's a prick.

>>161361459
He'll fit in nicely then

>>161359736
His account is 2 years old, it would have said 3 years if he was here in Y1 since bungienet rounds up.

>>161361730
>>161361527
sounds like he can go to lfg then

>>161360852
>1800 hours playtime
>1.0 KD

How the fuck do you stay that bad?

>>161361730
Bungienet does not round up

>>161361859
Yeah they do.

>>161361984
No they do not, they go by literal years as in playing since 2014, not the destiny y3 garbage

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>>161362028
>>161361984
>Signed up the day vanilla launched
>Account says 3 years

If they didn't round up, it would have said 2 years.

>>161362118
>paint
halofag
if that was not edited then why do I as someone who played since alpha only have 2 years,I even checked several others

I don't know what's worse this dumbass or his cocksucker anon going full defense force for a person he doesn't even know.

>>161362201
>Pain
the fuck does that have to do with anything? Nigger you gotta paste your prtscr into something, and if you hadn't noticed, ITS FUCKING CROPPED YOU MORON.
>halofag
What?
>if that was not edited then why do I as someone who played since alpha only have 2 years,I even checked several others
Because you're lying for some weird fucking reason.

>>161362308
says the liar editing his years played amount

>>161362369
>Says the liar
>I played since alpha
>It says 2 years

Sure you did kid, sure you did.

>>161362308
Stop lying man. Gonna have to report you to the blacklist master.

>>161362420
You're full of shit, no one here including cramp has the number 3 in their year solt

>>161362430
>>161362469

lol?

What did Azariah_Raivo mean by this?

>>161362506
nice damage control

>>161362469
>no one here
Lets edit that for honesty.
>no one on my friends list
ftfy.

>>161362636
I have everyone in /dg/ added including your sorry shitposting ass, you have not been playing desitny for 3 years

>>161362708
>I have everyone in /dg/ added including your sorry shitposting ass
>>161362469
>one here including cramp has the number 3 in their year solt
Clearly you don't. ;)

>>161362708
>I have everyone in /dg/ added
I never understood why people felt the need to lie about this?

I mean how lonley do you have to be to claim everyone on the internet is your friend?

>>161362919
Pretty lonely, out of the 200+ friends I have only around 10 are not /dg/ers.

>>161363060
Seriously, why are you lying though?

For one, there aren't even 190 /dg/ers, and you just proved you don't even have everyone here.

>>161362708
>>161362813

So seriously, come on you're anonymous literally the very next post you can be someone else so answer me honestly, why do you lie about it? What do you get out of it?

Please, I'm sincerely begging you, I actually want to know.

Raid? Trials?

>>161363307
I'll go.

>>161363178
>only 190 /dg/ers
get out newfag

>>161363345
Why did you ignore the question? Are you upset or do you think I'll ridicule you? I promise I won't I have no interest in either trolling or provoking you, I just want to know.

Why are you lying?

>>161363432
>assumes im lying because have more /dg/ers added than him
swallow your pride mayne

>>161363307
Right when i have to get in line for the final fantasy release.

>>161363581
You're still dodging my question, why are you so sensitive about the subject? Its not even hard to answer.

>>161363307
I´ll go if you take a 1.1 shitter

>>161363631
Why are you so eager to get disappointed?

>>161363646
what answer are you looking for?
I told you I am not lying

>>161363724
>I´ll go if you take a 1.1 shitter
You're not 1.1. You're 1.01, and that's regular crucible, 0.57 in trials.

>>161363724
Liars aren't aloud on my team.

>>161363748
I'm always eager to be disappointed.
That way when it invariably happens i can at least enjoy myself and if it doesn't i can be pleasantly surprised. Just like only idiots set life goals as that just leads to depression when they don't achieve then or actual happiness and surprise when little shit that resembles progress does happen.
Old buddhist mind trick.

>>161363836
Don't deflect or change the subject, you're lying, hyperbole is a lie, first you said you have everyone, you don't, then you said you have 190 /dg/ers, you don't, so its not a lie, its skewed truth, why, why aren't you honest?

>>161363861
>>161363307
>I'll go if you take a 1.01 shitter and .57 in Trials

fix´d

>>161363914
>aloud
Didn't know this place was full of retards.

>>161363339
PSN?

>>161363942
Also there's these huge ass parties that happen at the big releases where i live and someone's usually selling extremely good grill or mexican food and we usually break into the nearby drinks machine. Someones even taken to bringing in this big ass screen and projector and playing movies off his truck. its just good fun.

>>161364023
>I've been here since year 1
>Doesn't know aloud meme


Don't pay attention to this faggot, he's trolling /dg/ with someone else's name to get you to send him invites and shit.

>>161364179
Fuck off, Jiro.

>>161363971
I have more than 190 /dg/ers added as many left or changed their names, just because you fail to have them added does not make my statement a lie.

>>161364023
>he´s actually posting with my name

I just wanted to play

>>161364301
>or changed their names
So not 190.
> just because you fail to have them added does not make my statement a lie.

Why are you so hellbent on swinging presumptious insults my way? You still haven't answered my question, for what reason did you lie? Why did you like you have 190 dgers, why did you like you have everyone? Its not a hard question dude, stop deflecting and making up fanfic about me, just answer the question.

>>161364308
Nah, you wanted to let everyone know how you've been here for long and you're better than them.

Now piss back off to your shithole you filthy mudslime.

>>161364436
>Why did you like you have 190 dgers, why did you like you have everyone?
Not sure what you meant by this but I never lied

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>>161363307
the pizza has been ordered

>>161364578
Lie typoed to like.

>>161364578
>but I never lied
You never lied?
You said you had everyone, you clearly didn't have me, when I asked you why you lied that you had everyone you replied with an insult and presumption.

You said you had 190 dgers, you just said they changed names, meaning you acknowledged the number was lower, why did you lie?

You don't have everyone, why did you say you did?
You don't have as many as you said, why did you say you did?

What would you call it if not lies? Since its literally not the truth.

>>161364556
If you check my first post i just wanted to play
that I took the troll bait, yeah that was my fault

>>161364726
I already told you I have you added
If they change their names by adding new accounts adds more friends, such a high vocabulary for someone who fails at basic mathematics

You guys are such assholes. All I wanted was to play trials or do a raid...

>>161364815
You can't change names on psn

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>>161360893

>a literal who once played with a literal who LITERALLY YEARS AGO

LOL?!

>>161364946
Nice reading comprehension, creating new accounts

>>161364815
>I already told you I have you added
You clearly don't, since you said everyone on your list has x which I don't. You yourself said this, not me.
>If they change their names by adding new accounts adds more friends, such a high vocabulary for someone who fails at basic mathematics
Anon, if your mother changed her name tomorrow, you'd still only have one mother. Changing a name of something doesn't multiply it, it just changes the name. You want to talk about failing basic math? 1x1 doesn't equal 2.

So just answer, why did you lie? I'm literally leaving the thread the second you answer honestly, so its not like you have much to lose, just tell me honestly why you lied.

What's with all the autism fights?

>>161364901
>expecting to be welcomed with open arms
Get over it and git gud faggot. Want in? Join someone and stop fucking posting like an idiot

>>161365087
TRIALS

>>161364967
Fuck off, he's got a 1.1 KD, he's better than your bitch ass.

>>161365174
1.01 actually
0.57 Trials

>>161365087
How about you mind your own fucking business you fucking faggot.

>>161365004
>You clearly don't, since you said everyone on your list has x which I don't. You yourself said this, not me.
You edited the number of years played for the sake of shitposting, regardless I still have you added
>it just changes the name. You want to talk about failing basic math? 1x1 doesn't equal 2.
Not an argument, and even so it's only oone or two people who changed their names when I said 200+ /dg/ers added

>>161365174
>Osbor_1
>THE xim4 shitter elite
I don't want to have his """""""""""""""""""'controller""""""""""""""""""""" disconnect on Golgoroth again, thanks

>>161365152
'no'

>>161365228
shit like this is why people make trips

>>161365238
>You edited the number of years played
I already said I didn't, your entire argument that you have me hinges on yet another lie you made up.

So why did you lie?

>Not an argument,
You're the one that brought it up, you brought up the "basic math" not me, so yes, its an argument, more than that, its one you presented.

So again, why are you so desperately hellbent on lying?

>>161365370
No one in the world outside of bungie employees has played destiny for three years and you lying saying you didn't edit you number only makes you even less believeable

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Lets play trials
or
someone stream trials so i can watch

>>161365462
Why are you so deseprate to lie that you'll make up facts about me to cover it?

If I'm truly on your friends list, you should have a person with 3 years on it.

>>161365470
Yea dude let's play some tri-
>xbone
I'm sorry for your loss

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>>161365580

>>161365578
Why are you so desperate to lie just so you do not want to be proven wrong? Your little misconception of how years on bnet work assuming it goes by the y1 y2 y3 method instead of literal years, then edited your years played number just so you not be wrong is just sad.

>>161365462
not him but three people on my friend's list started with vanilla and have 3 years on their profile

https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/3955005
https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/3930334
https://www.bungie.net/en/Profile/254/3990770

>>161366003
People who made their accounts in 2013, as my point proves on it does not go by destiny years but literal

Wew i haven´t been here since the first whole weekend farm for a perfect imago loop

Is getting RoI worth it or not?, i heard the news about the game being in constant shit on the crucible, but i want to read your opinions about it

I enjoyed the time i spent with you guys, but i don´t know if the game worth the cost atm, I heard that Destiny 2 is dropping by soon.

>>161365287
Someone is angsty

I need to kill time desperately guys
If no trials stream, anyone have a really simple request? I need color practice

For free

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>>161365639
>yfw no sidhe for trials

>>161366279
A bird

>>161366308
But destiny related
And preferably not an exo

>>161366389
fucking A bird on a saint 14 helm

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>>161366279

>>161366389
Why don't you color in the awoken jar'd was working on. like. years ago at this point.i'll find it

>>161366389
Draw one of the birds you see in the skies of venus
>>161366201
RoI is a decent dlc while being $30 it has nice additions to the game, get it if you like destiny.

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>>161366282
1 HOUR LEFT

>>161366389
Draw the best ship in the game

The iron bus

>>161366490
on second thought i like this

>>161366550
OH FUCK ITS TONIGHT?? SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS TOMORROW

Anyone want to do Trials?

>>161366389
Can you draw a Titan losing rock paper sicsor to a Hunter?

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>>161365840
You're still sidetracking the issue.

Why did you lie?

Unless you're Thundertouch, Zippy, Yecca, or stains, you do not have me on your friends list.

Why did you lie?

Anon why did you lie?

What did you gain by lying?

Anon, why did you lie?

Why are you still lying?

Why did you lie?

Why is it so hard for you to answer the question?

Why did you lie?

Anon why are you lying?

Who are you trying to impress?

Why did you lie?

Anon, anon why did you lie?

Why did you lie anon?

Why did you lie?

Why lie?

Anon why would you lie?

>>161366683
not with you.

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>>161366597
YEAH ITS TONIGHT

Was hoping to help out Enji with trials or raid till then but stuck chilling

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>>161366919
>MFW not accepting friend requests pays off

>>161366919
>some literal who being obnoxious in /dg/
more news at 11

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>>161367087
I'd help you do something but I need to get this trash done. One more after I finish the Cathedral

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>>161367209
>reddit
>google maps
>windows 10
>notepad
>CHROME

>>161367028
Don't be mean.

Anyone else interested in Trials?

>>161367323
not with you.

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>>161367270
/lolg/ is shit
i'm using google street view for this shit
>memes
just a reminder on what i need to do
best browser!

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>>161367150
Plz bby u kno u lik it. Im ur yander wen derz nobod left to raide.

>>161367154
>literal
Wow, you actually managed to fuck that up, congratulations.

REBD-099

>>161367397
Don't be mean.

Anyone else interested in Trials?

>>161367457
>no such account
literal who

>>161365840
YOU FAGGOT!

You have fallen for my master ruse!

You have been double-rused.

This is my greatest bonner yet.
The effort was great, sure this was the hardest bonner I had pulled in my life but clearly it has left you rused and bambussled, clearly the fool was you for the life has shown I to be the true trickester, as you, the mark, have been truly and utterly inferiorised by my superior tomfoolery.

>>161367428
>/lolg/ is shit

What

>>161347449
>CoE ー おいしとふがみのちあれんじたちどもたちずみさま

Why do I feel like I'm being taken for a ride?

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>>161368089
>おいしとふがみのちあれんじたちどもたちずみさま

>>161368545
I bet that Nintendo switch preorder isn't even ironic you fucking faggot

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This is seriously the fucking weekly update?

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>>161366454

>>161368809
nice

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>>161368281

>>161366490
>>161366492
i want to make it, not just color it

>>161366490
What do you think her armpits smell like?

>>161368281
Considering the first word is oishi, I'm pretty sure second one is "tofu", not "to fu". which would make that first part "Tasty Tofu" rather than "Tasty and fist"

bouta do lfg trials desu, shit dead here

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>>161368809
This is cool, thanks dood

>>161369846
shiiieeet

>>161368768
Bungie is still banking on Christmas noobs to inflate their quarterly sales numbers before they even think about doing anything productive. STL probably won't come until a month or two after Christmas just so they have something to keep the game from completely flat lining.

>>161370542
>STL
Sparrow Transportation League?

>>161370693
Super Trannyboi League

>>161371504
Silly Trap Love~

>>161371641
Sexually Transmitted Lycantrophy

>>161373496
>kys
Keep your stones?

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>>161369846
Did I hear right about you having a ps4?
I'd like to play tryhard trials if you do.

>>161369846
forgive me, I had to work a midnight release

>>161373697

kiss your sister

>>161369846
nigga learn to play a different game like the rest of us
its very refreshing to do so you tripple sperg
that or go back to counting all of your special weapons

>>161375732
what if i dressed up as your sister. would you still kiss me man?

>>161376710
I would kiss you regardless bby

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>>161376710

Trials sucks I hate it.

>>161376997
You're a shitter probably.

>>161377231
I'm good the first couple of rounds but once then I just lose it

You were just transported to another world.

The society is identical in number and advancement to ours, but everyone there is incredibly skinny (To the point their ribs are showing) And because of that, they've come to revere fat people as gods walking among men.

How fucked are you?

>>161377763
considering youre a demigod
pretty fucked

>>161378590
>Completely ignore the scenario for a "ur fat" joke.

Virgil, its time to stop.

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>tfw waiting for ffxv to dl

>>161378980
ew

>>161378980
>tfwiktf
I-it's probably n-not that good anyways h-haha

>>161380082
why are you so lewd sometimes

>>161377763

M8, that's not another world, that's this one. 90% of the world are walking around with their ribs showing while the ones who rule are walking around with 68 piece nugget menus and a diet coke for breakfast.

And yes I do mean you, you fat Yankee cunt.

>>161380224
1: I really don't give a fuck about your political hipster message, I was trying to get a silly conversation going, not some high horse prick preaching about world population.

2: I'm not american you ignorant little shit.

Shouldn't you be out arguing with people how you're superior to them due to your atheism? Jesus fucking christ, there's a time and a place, and you didn't get either one right, grow the fuck up.

>>161380175
because monstar won't put out

>>161380224
>90% of the world

Did you know that 72% of all statistics are made up?

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Is this a good roll for the Grasp of Malok? I'm not a Destiny weapons expert, so I'm not sure if I got a good roll or not.

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>>161380965

>>161380923
if its pulses in general, you want counter balance + hc + some other perk. not to mention head seeker on a high rof pulse isnt the greatest as its usually wanted on higher impact pulses.

so no one on for reset? everyone playing that god awful ff game?

i want to play with inter's sissy clitty!

>>161381825
i want to play with pandoxs sissy penis!

>>161381740
Im on at reset , xb1 though

Abomination Heist
Berserk
Specialist
Juggler
Chaff

2/3, join up for... fun...?

>>161381935
Yeah though, who cares about boners. Stop replying.

>>161381968
>Abomination Heist
Nope.

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Need 2 for Fresh HM Wrath of the Machine

We'll be doing Vosik Challenge, so get some easy loot.

>>161382364
Scratch that, just need one.

>>161382364
I can join if you need one.

>There is a new problem in ToO on the PS4
>And that is spam bots. Every time you get a message, that message blocks radar
>Bungies solution is just "lol, block messages, this isnt our problem"

Geegee

>>161382364
too late? ;_;

>>161382512
A. Radar. Use your ears if they're close enough for radar to matter and you didn't notice them a mile before you fucked up.
B. Why don't you have that annoying shit turned off or switched around by now?

>>161382609
kys

>>161382512
Who the fuck has visual message notifications turned on?

>>161382874
Normal people?

>>161383117
No, normal people have message and trophy notifications turned off so they don't keep covering their screens for no reason at all.

Also just FYI you can just block a person if they're spamming you.

>>161383216
spam bots nowadays do multiple accounts at once

>>161383289
Go into menu and set it so only friends and friends of friends can send you messages.

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>>161373797
ye
>>161374818
you have let me down
>>161375767
but i play 3 other games
and i still check my weapons

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>>161383389
>1400 hours

What did he mean by this?

>>161383464
zippy?

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>>161385960
it all makes sense now.

Both their names have Zi in them, zippy has double Ps and Zillla has tripple Ls, if you take an L and put it after a P, it makes PL, and what has PL in it? A plan! Now you know what else kind of plan there is? A subscription plan, Playstation Plus is a subscription, Zippy had a playstation plus subscription, Zippy got banned from Playstation, this guy also got banned from Playstation, this guy had destiny, you need a subscription to play destiny, you need destiny to play destiny, Zippy also had Destiny.

LegendZillla and Zippy are one and the same.

This is the original Outbreak Prime concept.

How does this make you feel?

>>161380410

Jesus, just look at this triggered cunt. Sorry nobody liked your boring fucking hypothesis. Why not just fuck off and not another board with your "wit"?

>>161386303
Whatever you say bro. Wouldn't want your pseudo-intellectualism flaring up.

>>161386192
Shut it down.

>>161386257
Pretty gay

>>161348767


There are two kinds of countries.

Those who use the metric system.

And those who accidentally nuked a third of all the satellites orbiting earth.

Starfish Prime

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>>161386714
Pretty hot, right?

My bad, captcha fucked me out of the file and I had to leave real quick when I pushed post so I didn't notice it was missing until now.

How do I get better at Trials? I'm pretty decent at other game types, but I just can't seem to handle Trials especially the later games when it starts getting sweaty.

>>161386796
get comfy with the format by playing skirmish

>>161386796
its the opposite of 6v6's, its slow very slow, even if you have both sides pushing. its a match of who can out play the other when it comes to strats and or gun skill

>>161387249
>>161386796
Trials is about who makes a mistake first.

Don't push, don't peek obvious sniper lanes unless you know you can outtrade a sniper or a good primary user.

Use your abilities to trap people and get a pick, then corner them when they try to res.

>>161387515
Thanks for the life story, nerd.

>>161387623
sniff my hairy ass, non-flawless shitter

>not having gone flawless every week that you wanted to and having all adept weapons

stay jel

>>161387821
Wow, nice auto-biography there poindexter.

>>161387821
nice splerg you got there

>>161387948
>>161387903
>people ITT STILL can't go flawless

mad cuz bad

>>161388014
Wow, nice recollection of your endeavors, genius.

>>161388069
>he's STILL replying

mad cuz bad, don't reply to me until youve gone flawless shitter

>>161388130
Wow, nice annals of your history, intellectual.

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tfw caused like 60% of the hundreds of wipes
tfw Tyra artifact 100% in one run

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>>161388231
>The world needing Obama
>Ever

What artifacts does Tyra have?

>>161388617
Perun

Felwinter

Timur

only decently rolled one is the felwinter

>>161388681
Fuck, was Jolder being sold last week?

>>161388130


I just got here after playing for 3 years. Why don't you calm down kiddo?

Would the Stag be okay if its effect happened every time you spawned or your teammates died instead of happening sometimes when those things happen?

>>161388724
yep


>>161388769
"I suck"

thats all I hear coming from your mouth desu

>>161388993
Fuck!

>>161388898
Wasn't me but that post is right. Obama is the worst president we've ever had.

>>161388993
>"I suck"
Just because you suck that doesn't give you the right to be a prick.

>>161389103
Well done my man you managed to completely misunderstand that post. Can you read? I mean I can understand that it's probably hard to go flawless when you're too stupid to read.

>>161389187
No need for quotation marks, you definitely suck.

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>>161389213
Considering you didn't go flawless until year 3 and I've been flawless almost every week since it's been a thing, I'm objectively better than you in every way

Stay bad ;)

>>161388724
Yup. It was int/disc too.

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>>161389345
>Considering you didn't go flawless until year 3

>Literally went flawless Y1

I don't know who you think you're talking to slim, but I'm not him.

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>>161389418

>>161389557
:)

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>>161389557
Nah, skorri was int/disc

>>161389743
I'm gonna be honest. I didn't really pay attention to destiny this week.

>>161390018
Nobody ever does, friendo.

Nobody ever does.

So, /dg/, where were you when you realized the average Destiny player is as smart as a braindead ape?

>>161391735
The place: my mom's basement
The time: 3 years ago

>>161391735
My first raid when 3 guys refused to do jackshit outside shooting crap.
"Stand on the damn platforms and look where the compass points to figure out which one."
"Nah man! Imma jus provide covering fire. Mkay?"
"That sounds complicated as hell yo! I'll help dizzy and keep you guys covered."
"What platform?! How long do i stand on it? Okay which one do i step on? Can i get some help with these thi-and i'm dead."
"Yo, hey. Where we at? What are those red things?"
"We gotta shoot them all? Lemme hold the shield then."
"Nah bitch dat shields MINE!"
"Why ain't this thing working wheres my gun!"
"This is some puzzle shit i'd play call of duty if i wanted complicated!"
"Yo i'm out. fuck this!"
"Yeah! Fuck all yall niggas!"
"i'm still not sure what I'M supposed to do."

Literally every VoG until i managed to get in with a buddies elitist semi-shitter raid clan and even then it was 1 success for every 20 tries over the course of 1-3 days.
They still do 1-2 day long single runs of WoTM and my buddy somehow stuck with them even though he's far better than most people i know and still can't accept that /dg/ is how pull 40ish minute raids cause nothing good can ever come from anything outside reddit or LFG let alone 4chan.
and i had just managed to repress this shit, too.

Does Sterling Treasure even show up in Eververse anymore? Fuck you Bungie, let me give you money.

>>161392684
no

>>161392684
Nah. New silver market is designed to time gate shit even more cause we tore through RoI far faster than anticipated.

How the fuck do people play Crucible without wanting to kill themselves?

>>161392982
We're already dead inside.

>>161392982
by being good?

>>161393652
Shut your fucking mouth before i shut it for you

>>161394131
that's pretty gay anon

>>161394274
Your mom was pretty fucking gay last night

>>161393652
Seriously, this though. The beter you get the less you get stomped and start stomping and the funner it gets.

Just actively try and change your playstyle every so often, maybe even your sensitivity or controller scheme, until you find something that really really works then keep that and change the rest. Eventually you'll hammer it out and start dishing out pain and enjoying yourself.

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An acquaintance wanted me to get into this game so we could play together, but I'm having a hard time finding any helpful info about this game. I try looking for youtube videos, but they all focus on the PvP. Is this game mainly a PvP game? I know there's PvE in it as well like raids and stuff, but I can't find anyone who talks about them or shows any footage of raids and such. I'm not a super competitive guy and would prefer a game that at least has an 50/50 content split between the two play styles instead of something that heavily leans toward the competitive side. Anyone here who could educate me on this matter?