Dota 2 General - /d2g/

1st for me

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First for you're all virgin losers.

>>161300329

whats the point of beastmaster?

meme meme meme meme meme tidehunter meme meme meme meme

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Only 15 more sleeps remaining

New Journey incoming

>>161300393
But i had sex already

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

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There are people being paid to get baited by honeypot LAN results. Why aren't you a bookie analyst yet?

>>161300434
is monkey king a reskin of phantom lancer?

>>161300434
>this fall
>mid-december

Ok, /d2g/ I am new here what memes should I know to fit in

>>161300459
>newbee and vp at the top
kek

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>>161300459
>VP that high when OG clearly gave them the honeypot so they'll have some pocket change to spend at Boston when they get eliminated at day 1

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>>161300607
Just parrot /int/ and /pol/

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>Day9 is hosting Boston Major.

>no mortar team hero

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>tfw no ghost revenant hero

>>161300607
make sure you use broken english and act like you hate US to conceal your pinoy behaviour.

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>tfw to intelligence to play Dota

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>no hero that transforms into a gigantic ape under the light of the full moon
um, dotards??? ...care to explain this?

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nth for ppd's return to pro dota

>>161300714
>day9
what the fuck is wrong with Valve?
They run out of guys to run the event?

>still forcing the day9 will host Boston major meme
embarrassing

>>161300864
>>161300714
wheres the source on this?

>>161301080
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Boston_Major/2016

>>161301091
nice fucking meme friend you got here's your (you) xd

>>161301016
I have sources.

imo Icefrog needs to replace ALL the recipes in the game with items of equivalent prices that are actually useful on their own

>>161300452
doesn't count if one or more of the following applies

1 you paid for it
2 you were bottom
3 it was with your dad

>>161301410
There is no icefrog anymore, he left a very long time ago

>>161301410
>le i dont understand how less efficient buildups are part of game balance

>>161301456
nice citation nerd

What if Windranger had 630 attack range?

>>161301634
what if you just build a hurricane pike on her?

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>>161301634
wouldn't be enough to un-dumpster her, I'm afraid

>>161301797
>tfw WR is an int hero for some reason

>>161301451
No
No
No

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>>161300459
>CoL can't even place high in a honeypot
ummm
these shitty LAN's are for tierZ teams like them, shouldn't they at least try in these?

Which hero is the biggest Dindu nuffin?

>>161301797
>have to buy an item just to make a hero good

dotards?

>>161302102
ES. Reddit whined about him and he got dumpstered 6 patches in a fucking row.
And now they're all "well he didn't deserve that", well go fuck yourselves, this is exactly what you asked for

>>161302272
I don't remember Earthshaker being that good in the first place

>>161302309
Shaker needs aftershock as a passive as you gain levels, and a new ranged stun thing or an aura to replace it.

>>161302309
I think he means Earth Spirit.

>>161302272
only buff es needs is the kick and drag speed back to 1300 form 900
anything other than that and we're back to 'le epick can do everything in the game hero' nonsense that was before

lina rework

dragon slave
enslave a dragon and place it on the ground, if an enemy walks near it, the dragon attacks them

light strike array
place a light strike array one the ground, if anyone comes near it it explodes after a delay, dazzling nearby enemies and stunning them

fiery soul
lina's fiery soul consumes her, exploding and killing lina in the process but dealing heavy damage to everyone nearby

laguna blade
place a laguna blade on the ground, gain a new ability that lets you detonate all the laguna blades dealing massive aoe damage

>>161302272
ember spirit hasn't been nerfed for a while and is still good?

>>161302448
lol.. just lol
*claps*

Should I learn spanish to shit on south americans?

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>>161302309
>>161302497
No, that other ES that nobody even thinks about

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>2016
>no conspiracy theorist hero
ummm?
dotards?
are you even trying?

>>161302705
this comic triggers me, because its from the period when es was still SUPER DUPER tier 10000k OP
reminds me of how everyone laughed at how low ES's winrate was on release, while anyone above 5k would tell you that if you had 15+ heroes on the hero, hell a couple hours in a -wtf lobby, he was guaranteed to win the game 60% of the time even if he wasn't that good on the hero
that drag stun roll kick combo still haunts me...

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>that sharp pain you felt was my intellect

What did he mean by this?

>>161302797
>es comes out
>no real idea on what he does since i never played him in dota 1
>playing against him
>instant stunned
>kicked into the tower
the only game i ever abandoned intentionally

>>161302672
si

>>161300459
>Np, dc, home, faceless, af
>more likely to win a lan than our guys mvp

>>161302797
>15+ heroes on the hero

How are you meant to kill pudge in dota imba? Once he starts stacking rapiers he just deletes anyone who comes within rot range and gets way too much health to kill

>>161303417
They need a coach. You can only play chaos SEA dota for so long until a pos5 captain says "ok so here's what we do" and shut them the fuck down

>>161303071
When he says "intellect" he means "penis"

>>161300329
Anyone have that "FREE?" meme?

>>161302797
I stopped playing him when they changed the stuns. My mechanics are trash at aiming the kick, always goes diagonal

whats up you fucking turds

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>surprise TI to boost viewers out of nowhere
>bring back heavy weights like james, bruno and even nebula
>only 68 viewers

ahaha dotars BTOF

I want to run fire fang on mega mawile to counter ferrothorn because too often it hard counters me and just hazards in my face, but don't know what to give up. I'm running standard SD, play rough, iron head, sucker punch.

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>tfw you win an hour long game of suffering

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>>161305435
I played like a retard (I am the sven) I just needed it to end. How we won it, I have no idea. But this is the picture that represents the feeling I got after it had ended.

>>161305124
You can aim it like arrow or hook and if there is a stone beside you you will kick it

pretty gud comeback from 4 lost racks.
wraith king and enigma were going at it like two hens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lgEN_1AYRg

doturds?

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What went wrong?

>>161305667
>normal skill

>>161306130
Sorry that I have a life and am 3k.

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>>161306528
>be trash
>"I have a life" is the excuse

>>161306579
I am trash at the game. I just don't have enough time to git gud.

>tfw you want to climb out of 2k but you only have a shitty microsoft mouse and logitech keyboard

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GOODmorning d2g

>>161306902
>tfw blaming hardware never works.

>>161306956
It does when you're playing on a screen twice as small as the enemy team. I mean, I'm like the best player ever and this shitty monitor is just holding me back and there's just not a whole lot I can do about that, guess I'll just have to deal with it, you guys.

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What do you think went wrong?

>>161307476
wew

>stack ancients four times
>13 minutes in
>great start as sven
>ta loses 5 creep waves killing them

So I should just feed at this point right?

>>161308103
No, you should tell her those are your stacks, ctrl-ping them and tell her how many creep waves she's missing by barely killing ancient stacks for 2 1/2 minutes

>>161308296
I did

Just going to farm a rapier and feed it now lel

>>161307348
I have played dota on 4 different screens with 4 different keyobards and mice. If you are good, you will do good. The only time you can blame HW is for bad framerates at which point you should not even play the game.

>>161308296
>>161308103
Easiest loss of my life I think I gave our weaver an aneurysm going to go make some coffee now *waves* toodles :3

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I've been playing LoL for 3 years and only now I realized that Dota 2 is better, deeper, more complex game than stupid, repetitive, casual LoL.
Can you forgive me, guys?

>>161309191
Yeah, if you stop falseflagging

>>161309191

i once randomed meepo when i was still new and built all agi items cause he's an agi hero. We won cause of forced 50 and my team kept complimenting on how i really knew how to play meepo.

to be young and innocent...

>>161309461
>dark cock

unf

>>161309623
>what is melatonin

>>161306902
I play on my notebook and have a mini microsoft wireless mouse I bought for 10 dollars. Lowest settings everything. 3k, 350 games

Be honest, how many of you still play this game?

>>161309970
how could they fix it

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>tfw in the lower bracket, every game is 50-60 mins

This is exhausting.

winning your lane means less and less every patch that comes out

>>161310119
I have 30-40 minute games in the 3k bracket even if they are close.

>>161310246

I'm nearly 3k but it's kind of nerve-racking trying to get there. wish i knew what i was doing. picking the right hero is the most frustrating thing tb.h

>>161310024
regional locking would be nice

>>161310440
Look at what the team is lacking try to counter it. Watch more pro-streamers they are very vocal about their picks even if they are randoming and they call out pros and cons of match ups. Also about item choices especially for supports because picking a blink instead of force staff can lose you games.

>>161307476

aghs on juggernaut against an silencer

actually

just aghs on juggernaut

>>161311021
pudge is so fucking broken in this meta
i wish i was kidding

>mfw ranked is just about counterpicking

>icefraud nerfed(deleted) brood because of pubs
>icefraud nerfed(deleted) techies because of pubs
>icefraud refuses to nerf(delete) invoker because of pubs
>icefraud refuses to nerf(delete) pudge because of pubs
>icefraud refuses to nerf(delete) slark because of pubs
fuck that guy desu

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>>161311110

I have a 68.97% winrate as Chaos Knight over 58 games just because I last pick him when the enemy team doesn't have any means to handle illusion swarm.

in ranked of course

>>161311369
>people always forget that tinker lost his ancient farming because of pubs

why not play all random or single draft?

>luna can siege hg with SD illusions
>centaur can't because it's OP
why?

>arcane orb no longer deals bonus damage to illusions and summoned units
>sanity's eclipse mana cost increased from 175/250/325 to 250/475/700
>outworld devourer no longer has any strength gain

fixed desu

>>161311552
seven hundred mana is a bit overkill whew

tfw u spellsteal morph's swap and go full str

>>161311590
he has unlimited mana so it's no problem
i just want pugna to be good

>>161311605
>>161311605
>not going full agi for dat dere atk spd and base armor

>>161311689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcfXnAsBHRY

>>161311689

yeah cause all that armors gonna help u when u got 1hp at full health

>>161311614
how does this buff pugna

>>161311747
>OD presses R
>Zap
>My wings... my heart...

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>winning your lane means less and less every patch

well done icefrog

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How can he keep getting away with it

>>161311369
fuck slark fampai, possibly the worst late game carry if he's your enemy. Fuck stat stealing when you're an intel carry

>>161311747
>how does a spell costing 700 mana help pugna
yonder i wonder

>>161312209
he's just incredibly easy to snowball with and incredibly hard to counter with pub drafts.
same thing with storm

>the brewmaster panda earth panda thing's aoe damage that turned into bonus tower damage is now a bash
does this fix brew/

>>161312219
okay 1 hero down. 110 more to nerf so pugna can dumpster them

>>161312408
skywrath is already there, just 109 to go

will this make me better at dota?

http://store.steampowered.com/app/469820

>>161312292
I can counter him easily when I play in party but pubs have sometimes zero communication so you can't do anything
Worst thing when you play in SHITEASTASIA

I only play in parties but we can't counter PA because she can delete our entire team while we are in the process of countering her

>>161312493
desu he dumpsters sand king too, cannot charge epi in fog without bkb because the ward cancels his blink

Why doesn't icefraud listen to us? Our discussions are significantly better than plebbits.

>>161312557
don't let her farm early game, stack spells and ask your shitty carry to help you instead of jerking off in jungle

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>>161312495
anon, that's not anime.

>>161312095

the first 5 minutes of a 40 minute game should be worth 13%

>>161312652
games only reach 25 mins

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>23
>knees hurt everyday
>go to the nearest clinic
>they say I have arthritis
is this really possible? I thought only old men have those

>>161312803
do you have a job where youre on your feet all the time
its not likely but it could happen

>>161312803
dotards are old men

>>161312803
>24
>have all of the men on my dad's side have gout
>wake up one morning a few months ago and my foot is in unbearable pain
>it happens every 10-15 days now where i can't even walk because my foot gets so swollen
I thought I had until I was like 35 at least.

>>161312873
I'm a teacher at day and waiter at night.

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>>161300434
>Monkey King

Could they please already drop the fucking Monkey King-hero idea. It was sorta fun for the first two times, now it's just pathetic.

If you really have to make a hero based on a (demi-)god, i'm sure there is a lot of more interesting and refreshing ones than this washed-up ape.

why did they nerf huskar so much?
he used to be good when 50% health was the limit for passive

>>161313185
Because being impervious to one form of damage is unhealthy for the meta cough reactive armor cough

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>>161312803
>>161313074
>be DOTARD
>wonder why have arthritis

?

defend?

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>be sick
>no esports at all
feels pretty bad. At least I have pokemon

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>>161313340
>6.89
>Reactive Armor now grants 1 mana regen per stack
>Batrider nerfed
>Slark untouched
>Invoker untouched

>>161314106
gaben will pay for this

reminder leshrac is a hard carry and should be played in the safe lane until hes six slotted

>>161314225
no he's an apc

>>161314225
by the time he can be six slotted the game is lost

>>161314225
ability power carry
also you need a script to maximize damage output from you're ult

>>161314334
how do you run scripts?

>>161313047
change your diet bobby hill

is lion an ability power carry?

holy shit i gotta try SF in dota imba, that shit looks fun as fuck

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>tfw even in 6.88 you still own as PL
am i the best senpai or what

>>161314798
ahahaha lol :p

>>161314907
are you one of those people who gets butt hurt that others are having fun while you spend your time whining about peruvians in 2k mmr?

>>161314798
>decide to play a game of imba
>ursa buys mom + upgraded echo sabre
>it bugs out and the echo sabre has no cooldown

>>161314962
shit like that is part of the fun of dota imba though, your not supposed to take it seriously

>>161315048
>ursa abuses a bug
>ursa kills anyone and anything in less than 1 sec
its fun if you are the ursa

>>161315160
its a custom game dude, you could literally have just left

>>161315221
>implying i didnt leave the moment i saw echo having no cd

>>161315160
press your ghost sceptor faster

>>161300457
Batrider is the most horrible title I think. I mean the thing he rides looks like a giant tub of ketchub and not like a bat.

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Am I the only one that likes to jungle with Crystal maiden? going WWEEQR. SHe can't deal with ancient greeps but her W can singlehit kill almost all creeps in time.

>>161316291
yea you're the only one here

>>161314106
>wanting slark nerfs

spotted the shitter

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>how do you counter x hero?
lol just pick blah blah hero you fucking noob
>how do you counter y hero?
lol just build blah blah item you fucking noob
>how do you counter slark?
lol just always team up as 5 and when you see him properly stack your disables (around his dark pact ofc) blow all your resources and don't forget detection you fucking noob

>>161317237
just solo bh him

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>>161316291
Why the fuck do people put more than one point into fucking frostbite??????
>UHH I FREEZE LONGER
kys

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Uh, what went wrong, Dotards? What could've been done differently?

>>161317573
not him, but the cd reduction is significant

it is in no way necessary for jungling

>>161313854
dkp, are you using citra or 3ds

>>161316291
go WEQ and you can gank too
getting ult at 6 isnt that great, its good if you have been stacking your camps and have a medium to big sized stack to clear with your first ult, other than that its not going to be useful
go 3-1-2 and you are set for fighting and ganking

>>161317573
Putting 2 points early is ok, more than that is retarded

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I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Luna. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Luna pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Valve create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.

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>>161317656
>oracle with 630 heal

>>161317954
how is 50% uptime retarded

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>>161318050
>feet

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>>161318209
I love me some stirrups

>>161317858
3ds, I have a potato computer

>>161318050
I suppose that's who they're going to bring it to a 100million prizepool. They suddenly come out with the technology where you can haxe sexytimes with heroes in their SteamVR.

>>161310586
what if they make a language test to verify you speak that language. Ive seen some good mexican players who speak english properly, i dont have a problem if we can communicate

>>161318861
they eliminated the language barrier with the introduction of the chat wheel

i miss old eg

http://whendidegthrowlast.com/

>>161318914
Which everyone ignores

>>161319039
i guess communication isnt as important as /d2g/ makes it out to be

>>161319017
straight from the go eg

>>161319039
the fuck you talking about? everybody uses the chat wheel

>>161318050
Ever since Valve acknowledged the Tresdin's Squire pasta you guys just haven't stopped trying to make a new one, have you?

>>161319139
People use it, yes, but people playing their own game will ignore it. Try playing with pinoys, you can spam it but they'll do their own thing all game then allchat "report xxx noob" when they throw.

>>161319154
>valve acknowledged the Tresdin's Squire pasta
I haven't browsed /d2g/ in months, wtf?

>>161319097
everyone is used to pubs where no one communicates makes sense

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http://fnatic.com/content/96764/dota-2-demon-raven-and-eyyou-to-depart

Wow what a great team to choose for your documentary series, Valve

>>161319263
what is the point of region lock then

how is cutting out a substantial portion of the player base going to make the game better

>>161319356
ignore dumb amerifats, they are bad at the game and like to blame their losses on other players

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>>161319139
>Stun Now!
>Stun Now!
>Push
>I immediately regret my decision
>Good Game (All)
>Good Game (All)
>Good Game (All)

>>161319356
The explanation is too long but in general is the same reason you want to build a wall

unskilled uneducated immigrants from third world countries arrive en mass and ruin everything.

Regionlock doesn't ban countries from playing the game it bans them from playing outside of their region

did you know you can tell the future of a country based on their online communities?

>>161319039
This
>Initiate now
>Initiate now
And what you get.... fuck all
The only one I see used is Buy Wards, Good Game, Get Back

Default wheel is pretty bad.

>>161319450
Let's not sugarcoat anything - non-english speaking 3rd worlders are the least of your problems when the cancer exists at every level of the game. Being a free game with practically no barriers of entry, it attracts the bottom of the barrel retards from everywhere. I play in Aus. Do you know how many tims I run into a fucking bogan stack who whine on the mic all game, or are just fucking around with their stack blaming "the gooks" when they shit the bed? Or how about the poor pinoy kid who's skipping school to play at a netcafe and speak their dumb language on open mic? Or the China server rejects who can't hack it on their server so they come to my server to lose?
The community is shit, regionlocking will result in longer wait times and shitters who can speak your language.

All the top viewed streams are literally just Russians, Russian viewbotters and Waga. Why is Dota so dead?

>>161319340
is there a more frequent team hopper than Jimmy?

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>>161319829

>>161319450
except in dota you have mmr which in theory is suppose to place in matches with players of the same skill level

>>161319829
>watching streams when there are no esports on
Dude. dotavods247, dota_ti vods or death. Game is as dead as deadgame2 when there's nothing on

>>161319934
>tittare på

hurri shits get out

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>>161319762
Yeah nah

Australians might suck because there too little people and can't play with other regions to learn its the same why koreans suck so much at dota they for the longest time could only play with koreans and dota was never popular there

and lets not sugarcoat my ass the lower the education of the country the worse their people are at absolutely everything.

You can even tell if a country is shit based on their playerbases

and infer a lot of socioeconomic information from it too and its going to be genuine since people act like they would act if there were no consequences just like if there was an anonymous websit- o wait it has been done before

>>161319940
O poor you

valves psychologist would rather die than make the game not shit. With the pseudo bullshit known as psychology he devised a system where the good players get exploited and the retards are rewarded also known as forced 50% the better you are at the game the worse your teammates the better your opponents. Dota is a team game where 1 player fucking up can ruin it for the other 9 but even then good players could win if they were good enough 1v9 carrying their entire team

Valve not pleased with this implemented comeback mechanics. The worse you do at the game the moe gold you gain up until you catch up so good players make a difference but cant singlehandedly win the game like before

and now if you misbehave it gives you even worse teammates because they are doing a behaviorist experiment

>>161317656
>41m game
>oracle heals only a measly 630
Your support was dogshit, you can't do anything with dogshit supports

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
Fuck this game and my shit stain team

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>that sniper
what did he mean by this

Is /dota/ having a austistic meetup at the boston major, im going for the final

member when wk was a top tier support and our guy peter picked him

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>>161319154
>>161319247
first of all valve didn't really acknowledge the copypasta because Tresdin having a squire is in her lore. If anything the copypasta is loosely based on her lore, valve merely incorporated an element of LC's lore into their own Tresdin comic.

valve acknowledging tresdin squire copypasta is a meme that gets passed of as legit like penis inspection day because its hilarious but really we all know its just fun to mislead newfags.

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>It keeps getting worse.

>>161320415
I'm not going to SJW morality-mode it, but you are sorely mistaken if you think you'll get better games if you got to play with English speaking players only.

>win 15 in a row
>scared to play

what do I do

i know i am on valves hitlist now

Serious question, how come Waga has not become a part of the competitive/Caster circlejerk scene in Dota yet? I mean he got invited to cast in The International but besides that none invites him to casting or any pro teams.

If he's that disliked that none wants to be with him, how come he actually got invited to the International tho?

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>>161318050
i feel the same way but about potm

>>161321137
unranked until your loss streak ends

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http://fnatic.com/content/96764/dota-2-demon-raven-and-eyyou-to-depart

lmao

>>161321198
waga is a bit of a faggot

>>161321242
demon seemed very unhappy the few times he streamed recently
And i don't think they spoke the same language

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>Casually open steam to play some dotes
>when suddenly this pops up
th-thanks comcast

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Is there a hero on offlane that is capable of winning the game solo (5/6k games), and by that i mean not a hero that relies on the team going with you. Just straight up solo.

>>161321135
I swear

Not even peruvians want to play in the peruvians servers. All non english speakers always try to get the Europeans and Americans servers and those who can speak english not even attempt to speak their own language in shame for being from their own country

>>161316291
>2 points in w

>>161321279
demon is a flip and hes spent enough time he must be able to understand some tagalog

>>161321393
Do you seriously have Data limit in the US? That's insane, not even most third world countries have that.

>>161321412
legion commander

>>161321553
demon is vietnamese

why this feel bros?
>ywn oil ns up before the hunt

>>161321561
You can purchase unlimited plans with almost every company, data caps are so poor people can't clog up the data stream.

>>161321561
Yup. Most major ISPs in the US are slowly rolling datacaps onto everybody across the country here and there's fuck all we can do about it since the alternative is, well nothing since they have monopolies.

>>161321393
stop watching HD

>>161321653
It's 2016 why the fuck would you settle for anything less than HD.

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>>161321445
Remember that 200 something year ago only these people were hunting and gathering while the rest of humanity had gone through dozen of intellectual movements and conquered the entire planet

>>161321640
you could choose not to have internet and use your consumer power to destory the monoplies

>this is what free market shitters actually believe

>>161321393
>1 TB
>2016

>>161321619
That's not really true though.
I mean Comcast offers you an unlimited data plan if you opt in for their fiber internet - which is great if you want to spend over $200 a month on internet. And they only offer their fiber plans in areas where they need to in order to stay competitive (such as areas where Google Fibre is a thing).

All their other plans have a forced 1TB datacap. Though this is of course only in areas of the US where they force datacaps I suppose (which is 90% of the country and slowly increasing lul)

>>161321807
In general it goes

EU>NA>East asia>SEA/LA>the rest

Australia is the only exception to the norm cuase they have like 400+ ping with anyone so they can only play against each other so the metagame never develops theres not enough competition

>people literally crying because they have one tb cap on their internet connection

wew

>>161321393
Land of the free

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>>161321393
>Streaming technology is becoming more and more popular
>Almost every listens to their music streamed now
>Most normies watch their movies and even television also streamed through Netflix and Hulu
>4K streaming is also becoming a thing which is a huge data whore
>All of this
>And ISPS are only now beginning to instill datacaps onto people in the United States
MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>>161322174
yea I know i'm a neet who watches youtube/twitch every fucking day
And i use like 150gb
just watch on lower quality ffs

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>>161321393
>>161321561
>>161321653
>>161321716
>>161321881
>>161321916
>>161321973
former comcast customer here. the data cap is implemented only for areas that have absolutely all of internet data plans available. I live in an area that only just recently got internet from comcast as an option and as such only 1 or 2 internet data plans are availible for my area. With this being said if you ask for their highest available plan in an area where they can't offer you every single plan THEY WILL NOT IMPLEMENT A DATA CAP.

>TFW being from the ghetto actually pays off

>>161321881
>not having internet
Would rather neck myself desu

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>>161322378
>american internet
Not even once

i randomed pugna wat do

>>161322247
They actually do that to limit the flow of information

In Brazil for example they added caps after people went to protest against the government to try to start the impeachment

Can I meme a right click Techies with Dragon Lance?

Pros:
Long range

Cons:
????

>>161322948
cons: lose game because you picked a meme hero and went extra meme with the build

>>161322948
are you trying to break dota anon

what will this mad man think of next

>>161322948
>literally no damage against anyone with pms

>>161321716
because you have a data cap

>>161321807
>Remember that 200 something year ago
I was 600 years ago mind you ok.

This game turned to shit thanks to all the plebbit pandering. A new hero and the clownfieasta changes aren't going to fix it.

Move on with your lives.

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>>161323484

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>>161307476
>mfw realizing every single hero in that game could buy an aghs

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>>161300864
Anything's better than BTS.
>no in game audio so the jew could get money from twitch ads
>low budget production
>lets anneedroid and maut cast main event

I would hire dreamleague to host the yurop major.

>>161323926
yuropoors arent getting a major in before ti7

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Nice fucking dead scene, doturds. Literally Russian infestation everywhere,

What a fucking boring ass general this is as well.

Another day where NOTHING HAPPENS, amazing. Truly amazing.

Seriously, what even reason is there for you morons to play this shit game still?

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>>161318128
>>161320442
>AA in the game with 9k dmg
>hurr durr no healing shit oracle
Can the gulag ever be not shit?

>>161323480
um no the native population are still hunters and gatherers and the modern general population are also hunters and gatherers

they hunt people and gather welfare

some things never change

>>161324086
first of all 9k damage is nothing for aa and second when did they buff aa to give his ult 100% uptime???????????????????????

>>161322519
>caring about cuckstiny in 2016

wake up, he is a washed up faggot now

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>>161321393
>>161322378
>That feel when you've been a TimeWarner customer for a decade
>No data caps ever
>They get bought by Charter
>Still no data caps

Seriously god bless them they're the only ISP I have ever needed to have in ten years, the day they start imposing data caps would literally kill me.

so i just found out custom modes are a thing

whats everyones fave?

>>161324759
Mirana race

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please just release the """"talent""""" list already I need something to shitpost about

what if there was a hero that was about ethics in videogames jouralism

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>>161324759
dota 2 VN: NTR edition

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>>161324929
Why don't we try and predict the talent list.

Here's mine:

Host:
Sheever

Casters:
LD
Godz
Capitalist
Merlini
ODPixel
KotlGuy
TobiWan
Draskyl
Maut
MotPax

""""Analysts"""":
Fogged
Charlie
Purge
Winter
PPD
GrandGrant

After 25 hours of playing and 20 ranked games, I won 10 and lost 10

Today was a productive game, gonna get some dinner and continue my suffering

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kek
chimps continue being irrelevant
even jimmy realizes how shit they are and gonna return to the us in hopes no sea monkey teams try to hire him

>>161325313
>implying jimmy wasn't the problem

>>161325313
How hard did Mushi rape them before they left

>>161325190
>talent list
>only 29% have any actual talent
?

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>>161325418
That's just how the NA scene works.

how does grant get so much time off from walmart to go to events

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>Demon the shitter out of Fnatic.

Really boring thread.

ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz.......................

what if there was a hero that could make enemies invis bot for their own team
as in you could see them but they couldn't see him

>>161326551
They'd be first pick against Dazzle/Omniknight

>>161325190
>Host: Sheever
pls god no

>mechanic called "passive break"
>like half the passives in the game arent affected
>mechanic called "true sight"
>smoke and techies sign and slark ult arent revealed
>mechanic called "spell immunity"
>like 40 spells go through it
>mechanic called "disable"
>morphling and ursa can use ability while disabled
>mechanic called "dispell"
>some things cant be dispelled
jesus christ this game is so shit

and literally nowhere is anyhting explained

hope you like reading and memorizing 10,000 wiki pages before you even attempt to open the game

>>161326778
>RedEye said he won't be hosting it
>Chobra is full League/SC2 these days
>James is banned

It's either Sheever or Kotlguy, or maybe Day9 like everyone is memeing.

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>>161327026
it used to be more complicated up until valve dumbed it down which caused a mass exodus of white people and a mass migration of third worlders

also this game used to be important

https://youtu.be/CswrImFOHes

Literally begging for money because she has no degree and no stable job.

Also, she's getting old as fuck lol

>>161327304
jesus christ that voice is so grating and awful to listen to holy shit that is atrocious

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>>161324228
>hating our boy destiny

Any doto we watching?

>>161327764
attacker stomping his battlecup that's about it

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>>161318050
>>161321216
I have a confession to make. I dream every night about Mirana and Luna. You just know that they're passionate lovers that will do anything for each other. I imagine that Mirana is quiet and shy and Luna is fierce and outgoing, but in bed they always swap roles. Mirana is secretly the dominant partner, and Luna is a submissive slut. Every night I dream that Mirana ties Luna up tightly and uses one of her arrow heads to tear neat holes in her spandex. Then she forces Luna to take off her shoes with nothing but her mouth and worship her perfect feet, one in her mouth and the other rubbing Luna's pink pussy. Then she switches off and makes Luna taste her own juices while the other continues rubbing Luna into a pure ecstatic orgasm. Then Mirana flips Luna over and fucks her raw with a strap-on while Nova and Sagan fuck her in the mouth and booty-hole. Luna orgasms over and over and lets out screams and moans of joy, until everyone cums one last time in unison.

>>161327983
>feet

fucking dropped. literal diaper-tier fetish

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>>161328045
?

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What's your favorite Warlock golem?

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>>161327983
I enjoy parts of this

>>161328045
so are you saying it's a great fetish or

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>>161328335
>>161328273

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>>161328296
I think Obsidian Golem best.

>>161328296
The most expensive one is always the best one.

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>>161328045
i think there's worse

>queue for SD at late night
>booster-bot match
>tell people to go sidelanes to get quick gold and finish fast
>people still die
>weaver went deso+mael
>i check his profile and he's lvl61
>they allchat "ez" after it's done
What the literal fuck is happening

>>161328361
based facebookbro

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>>161300329

Shit Lina. I prefer this Lina.

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>>161328649
:3

think they'll ever nerf jungle lc so i stop getting these mouth breathing retards picking it?

like making it so counter attack only works against heroes/roshan

there

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HOLY FCUK the Sun/Moon Elite Four theme is great

I think I'm going to listen to this while playing Dotes

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>>161328509

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post creeps dotards

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>>161329272

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>no more advocate for Treant picks
BUFF TREANT YOU PIECE OF SHIT TOAD

>>161329593
he's okay

good for saving retards without having to teleport to their lane

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>>161321061
..haha yeah man it just keeps getting worse :v

>>161329752
>:v

you deserve to lose spic

>>161329904
the :v was ironic

>>161329752
>1.5k games
>actually worse than Annedroid
Can I ask what your disability is? I calib'd at 1.9 and I watched The Frankfurt Major and went straight up to 2.4 within like 2 weeks, 200ish games. How the fuck do you people calib so low. How do you play this game? What is this game to you?

>>161330023
can't hear you on this side of the wall, pedro

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Too much degeneracy in /d2g/ the game isn't that dead yet

>>161330042
Ive been playing non stop for 3 years, I honestly dont know Im sitting at almost 1400 ranked matches and I calibrated in at 900 and peaked at 2100 about a year ago the just lost like 20 games in a row and have been hovering between 1500-1800 for almost 6 months

I still love dota so much I just dont know what Im doing wrong

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>>161329223
WR IS CUTE AND FIT!
DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NAO!!!

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So...tier list on the upcoming patch? Who do we want nerfed and buffed? I personally want a nighstalker and rubles buff.

>>161330491
I want a Slark buff

>>161328392
ding ding ding
correct answer

>>161330491
Hope Jugg gets removed for a while very bored of that hero

>>161330491
drow deserves to get fucking raped by the nerf bat

>>161330458
Post dota buff

>>161330491
Some heroes are getting buffed/nerfed by getting their primary stat turn to wisdom.
Earth Spirit is gonna be a Wisdom hero with sick as fuck wisdom gain.

>>161330589
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/36437136

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>>161330491
GIVE ME MY OTHER SPELLS BACK ICEFROG

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>>161330603
:^]

>>161330458
Let's try this. Complete these sentences for me:
1. As the offlaner, my main goal is to....
2. There's a Riki in the game, as the support my first items should be...
3. I picked Drow. At 15 mins I should have...
4. My team is behind and we can't fight them right now because they'll kill us every time. We should....

>>161330671
I post full face nudes on sites and Im more embarrassed posting my dota buff

>>161330725
you're the memer now, lad.
Wisdom is 100% confirmed.

>>161330806
Sheever?