League of Legends General - lolg

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suck my nuts retard anon

What did the kat rework accomplish? Her laning phase is even worse and she facerolls ever harder late with point click instaburst.

>red fruit procs CoTC

For what purpose

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How fertile is diana?

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>>161283347
Bets?

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Does anyone ever legitimately ever admit they got outplayed by something or do people just scream for nerfs the moment they're killed?

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>>161283216

>tfw waiting for Lux Skin.

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>>161269148
>tfw it's been 3 years

RIOT

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

IT'S PAST TIME YOU LET ME GO APE ON PEOPLE

Any truth to the rumors elementalist is coming out tomorrow?

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>>161282284
WE TOLD HIM TO KILL HIMSELF AND HE ACTUALLY DID
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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MATING PRESS

>>161283376
Extremely.

>>161283382
Why are you hiding your name, HeyItsBATMAN?

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>>161283376
There was a super moon this month that wont be seen with the same intensity for another 18 years. So I'm guessing she was ovulating then.

>>161283494
im scared of nerds

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Draven!
He's the best!
nth for escapism.

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>>161283376
If she's the Aspect of the Moon, she'd probably have inhumane periods hence her bitchiness. So I'm guessing hella fertile.

I bet she holds in the pussy blood just until she can kill someone.
That way, when she's drenched in her victim's blood,
no one will assume that the bit around her crotch is hers.

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Well that went about as good as I expected. I have no idea how to build support xin

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Remember that Ahri is shit.

>>161283489
>Pop star skins
Glad there's no more of it.

>>161283960
thats really fuckin weird my dude

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tfw lulufag is now sleeping eternally with lulu

>>161283985
Least you try

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>>161284058
She's alright.

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Would you creampie a criminal, lolgen?

>>161284137
Why did he suicide?

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>>161284137
He's swimming in the great Lulu in the sky.

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>>161284104
Why thank you. I have a pretty morbid sense of humour and imagination, from time to time.

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>>161284137
my night was already sad enough :(

>>161284146
>>161284169
No.

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>>161284137
which one?

My name is legion. For we are many!

>>161283216
Barely toned, let alone buff.

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>Get autofilled to Support
>Lock in MF
>Instant dodge

Does this make me a bad person?

>>161284449
A little bit yeah

>>161284449
worse it makes you a coward an/or a shitter

>>161283395
i'll admit that most of my deaths are me outplaying myself, also known as being retarded

>>161284241
I doubt we'll ever know for sure

People who knew him hinted at the guy having a lot of health problems though

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how do i jungle shaco? im a noob so i dont know anything about his clears, routes, power spikes etc can i get a TL;DR

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>tfw gonna be a lonely X-mas

feels bad man

>>161284718

Step 1: You dont.

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Functional, and stylish~

>>161283395
I do both. A lot of it is me not knowing how to be gud, I know that, but other times it's just total bullshit like Thresh/Blitz hooks completely missing and going past you then magneting your face AFTER disappearing already and missing in the first place. Or shit like Rengar deleting everything with 2 button presses while having been stomped with 0 kills for the entire game. That sort of stuff.

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>>161284738
didn't you just say you got a bf who doesn't play league

>>161284761
epic and funny

>>161284738
want me to join you?

>tfw only get mid 1/10 times

nice system riot

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I love Lissandra!

>>161284137
he joined luxanon
pretty depressing desu

>>161284845
lelelelel XDDDD EBIN MAYMAY xDxDxD

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>this was Lulufag's last game

>>161285061
>aatrox

ok he definitely killed himself, confirmed

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>>161284915
>tfw You've been queing to get top but all you get is mid

I mean I love playing Azir but I'm working on Shen Mastery for a reason

>>161284449
Putting MF in support is like leaving your dog in the car.
Both are great by their own merits, but in the heat of things, one of them might just suffer and die.

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>>161284816
people lead me on a lot, things dont really last for me

>>161284853
if youre cute n gay~

>>161285061
good riddance

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>>161284137
every time a husbando kills himself his waifu is wracked with agony and sadness

don't do it guys, it's not worth it.

>>161285108
i am ___:3

>OFA
>Both team captains spend 60 minutes between bans because they're trying to ban OP shit and not garbage that they don't want their own team picking
What is it about this game mode that makes everyone go braindead?

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>>161285185
Living isn't worth it either.

>>161285172
>he wasn't around for his aatrox posting

man the day we found out it was him was a funny day indeed

someone post some of his aatrox posts

>>161285061
Wait, was lulufag the ironic edgy poetry folder in the background aatrox main?

don't tell me ahri cuck is going to kill himself to be cucked by a big ahri in the heavens

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>>161285204
>but he wont be my bf

leave me alone for a while im not in a mood to be fucked with

>>161285289
>le recycle bin renamed to trash
yeah nah

Darius needs some buffs

>>161285394
>>161285289
I meant life, obviously

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Wait... Lulufag is kill?

Does anyone have some legitimate proof to back this up?

>>161284137

"my greatest dream is swimming in a world without jews"

lulufag 2kforever

>>161285507
Yeah.
When's the last time you saw a swimpost?

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Lulu is CUTE!

>/lolg/ killed a person

Fucking congratulations.

>>161285547
too early

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>tfw Lulufag finally killed himself
HOLY SHIT
YES
YES

>>161285564
literally what
we were sympathetic to him

also no proofs

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You find yourself on Kled's land

How fucked are you?

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>>161285635
I don't know the other lulufag personally. Sorry if it's insensitive. I just wanna praise my waifu.

>>161285651
See? bad lore retcons are lethal to one's mental well being.

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>>161285564
No, more like life killed him.

It gets to some 4chan anons, eventually.

Though which Lulufag was it? I know there are several, right?

still haven't seen proof though. Swimming in Lulu shitposts were dying down anyway, doesn't mean anything.

>>161285365
>the ironic edgy poetry folder
hm, was he from /lit/ by any chance

>>161285737
why don't you follow his example and end yourself too

>>161285736
I take couple of steps out of his land. Easy.

>>161285736
I'm squishy with virtually no muscle mass and I've never thrown a real punch in my life. I'm fucked along with 90% of this general.

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>>161285737
congrats
you're the new lulufag

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>>161285564
No, those people who fucked up the yordle lore have now drenched their hands in blood. We know how they are.

Pills won't kill you. He just wants attention


The best way is with gas. Completely painless and unlike with a gun you can't fuck it up and spend hours writhing around on the ground in excruciating pain until an ambulance arrives. Then spend the rest of your life crippled with brain damage

Look up the guy who got his head impaled by a railroad spike. Straight through the brain, went to the hospital with a spike stuck through his head.

>>161285384
Why exactly? What's up?

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>>161285651
>wishing for a fellow /lolg/ anon's death

That's not cool anon, even if some people find them annoying.

>>161285792
...This picture makes me want a Jhin mask in PAYDAY 2.

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>>161285826
I got strong antidepressants and free autismbux.

My situation is too comfortable for suicide.

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>>161285768
What lore retcon happened exactly?

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I cant bear the thought of living without lulufag

whats the best most painless way to join him?

we can shitpost together in the great beyond

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>>161285923
>Pills won't kill you

>>161285920

>anthony burch Lives

>lulufag dies

Unfair

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>>161284058
>tfw no popstar shyvana instead of shitty galaxy

>>161286029
The vast majority of the time the person ends up throwing them up.

It's just a cry for attention - like cutting your wrists horizontally

Sure. It CAN kill you, but chances are it won't

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>>161285920
NO SHE'S MINE, GET OUT BURCH, GET OUT

>>161285991
damn i wish my country paid autismbux for being depressed, i wouldn't work for sure

sitting at work and it seems i caught a light cold -_- while some lucky guy lives on autismbux

>>161285920
>Anthony Burch is STILL ALIVE
>lulufag died

>>161286179
BACK THE FUCK OFF?

>>161286150

Looks like a prostitute with a baby face.

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>>161285920
OBJECTION!

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>tfw its only a matter of time till Lassfag and Vladfag kill themselves

I can't wait

>>161285992
Yordles are now like magical entities that come from a magical portal in heavenly fantasy reality. They can't be seen by the normal human eye, only those who believe or have a strong affinity with magic can see their true form.

So people could see Poppy as a burly hero, or Veigar as an old wizard-lich - not as an actual yordle.

Also there are hints that they've been tempered with the void from ages and ages ago, hence their homeland being hidden in a portal and why they have a strong affinity with magic. They're potential sleeper agents and they don't even have a clue.

>>161285914
>reply "hat am i supposed to se in this"
Post the answer.

>implying any of that was real

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>>161286017
>tfw googling up painless deaths turns of suicide hotlines

sad whenever we lose a known /lolg/ bro

>>161286270
>hating on Vladfag
At least he's honest about being autistic and a slut for attention

>>161286231
>implying that other guy isn't also an SJW
m8 I have bad news for you

>>161285914
>big cock shemale
you better fucking go for that you lucky fuck

>>161285991
Autism bux only last you so long if its a mental health issue.

If you have a heavy physical condition, then you might be set.

>>161285847
>I've never thrown a real punch in my life
I'm out of shape but at least I didn't have a boring childhood.
I got into fights constantly in grade school.

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>>161286270
Who is Lassfag?

vladfag is cute!

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>>161286280
Well thats a dumb retcon.

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yeah guys

let's just

let's play fucking riven in one for all

fuckers

>>161286441
nice meme

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>>161285564
Not lolg, anon. Riot did this.
Riot ruined Yordles for this little man. He couldn't bear to look at what his waifu had become.
The thoughts ravaged him, no one could understand what he lost.
Lulu was killed in cold blood and replaced like a broken doll.

So if the Lulu he knew is gone,
HE would have to go find her.
He wanders in the void, as we speak, hunting down what little magic Lulu gave him in this cruel realm.

And forever he shall wander, hopeless and damned.

>>161286270
I waiting for him and his band of goons to jump off a building.

>tfw poki is done streaming for today

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>>161284137
i don't need this shit

>>161286470
Im waiting for the single time I get to play Jax OFA.

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>>161286470
>Playing OFA in general.

You're only hurting yourself.

>>161284137
in

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>>161285564
>no one remember the lux anon who killed himself

bunch of newfag all of you

>>161286559
someone quickly spoonfeed me on what they exactly changed with yordles now in lore

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>>161286040
>>161286231
>tfw trump was supposed to make america great again
>instead we get this shit

>>161286708
Not really in office yet so it's not being made great again. Yet.

>>161286708
Don't worry, after the recount it'll be HER turn.

>>161286674
>noone remembers the anon who died of cancer and left a note for his mother with instructions to go to lolg and thank us for being his company

>>161286679
See >>161286280

>>161286708
>>161286746
So... thanks Obama?

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>>161286461
It sure was.

Like probably the worst retcon Riot has ever done, period. It disgustingly shits on so many yordle champions and their lore/backstories.

>Gnar and the whole evolutionary pattern behind yordles doesn't make sense
>Veigar being underestimated for his size doesn't make sense
>Rumble, Ziggs and Heimerdinger and their connections to Piltover/humans as famed inventors who contributed their technology to mankind don't really make sense
>Lulu's Pix is probably some kind of voidling
>Yordles might not even exist - they're like Kindred/Bard-tier now where they're seen as legends and myths in a way

>>161285515
lulu is too small to contain jews also

>>161286674
he was literally mentioned above

>>161286708
i recently had a guy named death to trump in my game
he also inted because support malzahar
we still carried

also it's not even na, it's euw, why not death to merkel or something i wonder

>>161285914
thats not a male body
also, hot

>>161285365
yeah he was the aatrox guy, that's the reason for the aatrox emo pics with lulu in them

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I didn't know lulufag on any sort of level, but im gonna be sad now that he is gone. One of my favorite things about these fucking threads was purposely replying to his post just to make him happy.
>rest in rip

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>>161286559
i would kill myself too if i had to look at this thing every game

rest with peace

>>161286643

feels so good to meme on others tho

feels so bad to get memed on

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>>161286790
Yep.

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>>161286280

Riots Lore team needs to be fired.

>>161286280
Source? I only remember seeing something about them basically being fey.

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>>161286674
I remember him

I hold him here in my heart, along with all the other anons who never made it

>>161286280
source on this?

>>161285564
We didn't do anything. If anything, we feel sympathy for him. Also Luxanon, RIP.

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>>161286852

syndra gutted fucking when?

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>>161286774
>tfw I was thinking of him when I made this

For fuck's sake I don't even LIKE CLG and I'm still crying

>>161286831
Well shit, I always thought aatrox guy was based as fuck. Here's to hoping he survived the attempt without too much lasting damage.

>>161286892
>I only remember seeing something about them basically being fey.

They pretty much are now, but now the average person doesn't even see them as a yordle anymore. They see them as human or something else.

Also read the Void summary on the universe page and compare it to Bandle City summary. It's too similar to be a coincidence.

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>>161286818
The weirdest part is that we had something that made SOME stupid amount of sense involving Yordles

Now I can't picture Tristana ever talking to Graves "because they are myths". Is this because Corki hasn't gotten a VGU yet because honestly he's the only Yordle that truly looked out of place compared to the rest of them.

Hell, EVEN KLED makes no sense now, and he's fucking NEW.

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>>161286852
don't you mean i--

oh.

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>>161286852
>rest with peace
I feel bad for laughing

>>161286280
>>161285992
http://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/region/bandle-city

Don't listen to this dummo

http://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/

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>>161286280
They are also ageless immortals that have condescending attitudes toward non yordles and just live in a better-than-you state of mind.

They went from plucky gremlin/gnomes/moogles to pretentious Eragon-esque mary-sue alien elf race.

I want to bully Gleb

>>161286280
Is teemo still filled with ptsd from the wars? What about tris? Being an upbeat soldier was her identity, wasn't it?

>>161286818
I really hate that the lore is getting really "serious" for no apparent reason
It's not like they plan on developing it in a way that needs it to be not goofy as hell.

>>161287142
pm him for lulu erp

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Why is being a ADC or learning how to be so hard?

>tfw I like Jhin but can't play ranged classes for shit.

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>>161286461
thats a lie.
The retcon is that now Yordles are an "extension" and manifestation of a persons personality. They appear to fight by the side of their chosen user and cannot be killed as they are Idea's and memes of the human spirit.


Lulu= LOLSORANDUMB XD mystic (the "extension" of children and childlike wonder/glee)
Kled=Violent and Sociopathic crazy (the "extension" to warmongers)
Poppy = Duty and Courage (extension of Knights and Squires)
Hiemerdinger=Wisdom and itelligence (extension of Scientist and bookworms)
Veigar=desire for Power and amorality (extension of powerful warlocks )
Tristana= Vanguard (extension of protectors and vanguards)
Rumble= outcast (extension of outcast and odd yet brilliant people)

>>161287060
Still gonna need a source on this, friend.
This is too awful a claim to believe just because some anon said it.

>>161286280
Is lolg seriously believing this clown's bait? Fucking Kled was released this year and nothing about him would make sense if this garbage was true.

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>>161287158
He still has ptsd and kills humans he percieves as a threat, but that makes literally no sense because humans almost never actually find Bandle city

Not to mention Rumble

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>>161286393

No worries. Humanity is gonna blow itself to shit anyway. Only a matter of time.

>>161286674
>no one remembers that it's actually the same person, luxanon never actually killed himself, and soon we'll have a new "I want to have dinner with <shit waifu>!" faggot that does the exact same thing, including getting tired of posting and pretending like he committed suicide just so he can samefag and lead the train of faggots who pretend to care about him

like
clockwork

never change lolgen

>>161287060
Unrelated, but in the new lore Jax is from Icathia and fights the void, and is seemingly fucked up, so does that make him somewhat of an ancient Kassadin?

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>>161287125
>cuffs
what

>>161287226
The role takes skill and is necessary for the game so if you play it poorly enough you're more likely to lose the game for your team.

>>161287379
My dad is Riot and he says you're lying.

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>>161287169
>really serious

They just fucked over yordle lore and made them even more a joke than they ever were before.

They were fine as the underestimated, furry underdog race developed strong affiliation for technology and magic. Like WoW's goblins and gnomes, or GW1 & GW2's Asura.

Now I don't even know anymore.

I really hope it wasn't one of the last straws that threw one of our Lulufags over the edge. Assuming they are really dead, that is. Still no proof.

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>>161286852

Illaoi is so fucking fun in one for all

What actually beats her in there? I've only played against her once and won with zilean perma slows and stuns. Otherwise all the games i've played with her have been wins.

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>>161287169
Seriousness in the lore wasn't a problem, its how homogenized it all is starting to become.

Demacia, Noxus, Frejlord, Shadow Isles, Void, and Shurima all had a sense of real "seriousness" for lack of a better word, more bent on being fantasy based.

Bandle City, Bilgewater, Zaun, and Piltover all had a very subtle sense of comedy hidden underneath. It was ridiculous to think of Yordles running around but we liked it and didn't question it because they had a place in a tiny portion of the map and the yordles would be spread around Runeterra, mixing their comedy where necessary. It was like Goblins/Gnomes in Warcraft, dumb but somewhat buyable and gave the game an actual character behind it rather than being generic.

>>161287228
THATS EVEN DUMBER.

WHATS GNAR?!

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>>161287463
I really hope he isn't, death is way too real for me to deal with right now
I meant in general, like how they made Panth an actual god of war instead of just some dude that wanted to open a bakery with his waifu

>>161287395

Welp, stayin Jungle/Top then.

I want to FUG Veigar's ___BP___

>>161287541
Gnar is the timeless spirit of blame. Never at fault, Gnar can do no wrong. (extension of Me Unga and Team Bunga)

>>161287556

>death is way too real

But people die every day anon. People you've talked to on 4chan and played with in league have already died.

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>>161287580

lewd

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good night

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>TFW you're facing a Renekton as Nasus.
>TFW you get 400 stacks in first 20 mins against a Renekton.
Is there a better feeling?

>>161287541
Yeah, real life just doesn't have any character without little fairies and gnomes running around when I go out with my family to dinner.

>adc
>doing fairly well, despite the constant ganks from shaco and teleports from jayce
>our top darius cant respond because he doesnt have teleport
>its ok, he's 3-0 while jayce is only 1-1
>everything seems to be going fine, looks like we'll win th-
>wait nevermind, retard last pick in our team took veigar into cassiopeia
>proceeds to get shitstomped in lane
>does nothing in teamfights
>ff@20
Why would you handicap yourself like that

>>161287658
sleep tight bby

>>161287086
>>161287278
>bait

Just read Tristana's new lore text.

>http://universe.leagueoflegends.com/en_US/story/tristana-color-story

The couple see her as an old woman. Not as her true yordle form.

>>161286818
well to be fair, gnar does make a little bit of sense, he could be a pre-void yordle thing

>>161287541
Gnar is an extension of instincts (Feral children and hunters)

Teemo is Optimism( those who always look on the bright side of things)

Yordles are basically myths but can be summoned by those that believe or those with a special connection.


Theyre the eternal enemies and counterparts to the Demons like Tahm Kench(which is why Tahm is enemy with all of them) and Shaco/Nocturne.

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>>161287679

some people come naturally handicapped, anon

>>161287698
granny trist skin when

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>>161287637
I'm aware of that, unfortunately.
I just want to pretend that everyone i've ever thought and talked about is fine and will keep doing what they do forever and never die.
I'm kind of a wuss about this kind of thing

>>161283376
0%.
Fake women can't be fertile.

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>>161287724
At this point he probably was.

So the void has been fucking around with Yordles since prehistoric times.

>>161287698
>one small part of my wild and shitty extrapolation rings some level of truth, therefore I'm completely right!
You realize that most bullshit and lies start from truth at some point? That part of the story doesn't back up any of the far reaching things you said.

>>161287648
>ywn fug the vicegrip that is veigars cute butt

kill me now

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Is Zed overpowered in this preseason?

>>161287793

become a yordle

>>161287659
>posted same thing in last thread
Have your (You), you filthy faggot

>>161287743
>>161287228

So I'm assuming Amumu is Loneliness
Fizz is Nature(?)
and Corki is Adventurism or something?

>>161287743
tahm kench is a vigilante fish who fights all the fishermen
nami is his side kick

>>161287803
surely they can, on the real women

>>161287858
maybe it was some spell or something and isn't common

Is Irene RV a challenger player? I have him in my normal games

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>>161287842

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>>161287965
Corki is "fucking old as shit champion with no new lore in the last 8 years"

>>161287980
irene is a girl's name but girls can't be challenger (except nidalee and ahri)

it's a trap!

>>161287965
Fizz isn't a yordle
Amumu probably isn't one - and all the information we have about him points to him being from before Azir was even ascended

>>161287978
>surely they can, on the real women
Is that even English?
Also, delusions are a sign of serious mental illness. You should consult a doctor.

>>161288051
>Corki has become a myth even among yordles

Fuck me, right?

>>161288087
surely they can when it's a girl (male) on a girl (female)

is it more clear to you? you don't seem very bright

>>161287965
Fizz isn't a yordle, he's a different species that's just as cartoonish as the yordles, but one that suddenly vanished out of thin air while he was out exploring or whatever.

Wouldn't surprise me if they had latent ties to the void as well. A void portal probably swallowed them up and converted them into minions (which would also be a neat lore tie to his Void skin.)

>>161286168
gonna need a source on that

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>>161287965
Amumu is loneliness yes and his meme magic prevents him from ever having a friend.

Fizz is the extension of the seaman and those with a love for the sea/aquatic life

Corki is for people who long to fly flee uninhibited

>>161287978
actually no

Tahm is a product of what happens when a good Idea or "meme" goes bad. tahm is what happens to yordles that lose thier way and turn into monsters. Sorta like Madoka Magicka all Yordles are fated to become monsters themselves and be killed by their kin and replaced. Such is the cycle of society and its norms

>>161288157
>Girl (male)
Yep. Mentally ill.

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they need to make a furry female yordle or a more small haired male yordle

>>161288080
Didn't his color story confirm that he's just some kid from a kingdom before Shurima?

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>tfw no shota fish to mating press

>>161288254
Male yordles grow more fur than females

They all have fur - it just varies

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>>161288292
>The gays are trying to steal my shitpost

Pence needs to hurry up with electrocuting you fags.

>>161288235
>tahm is what happens to yordles that lose thier way and turn into monsters
Fucking what?

>>161288292
you better post all of the mating press fizz you have.

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sorry that this is such a noob question, but is there a hotkey that allows you to attack the last target you just hit without having to move my cursor over them?

>>161288254
male yordles are the furry ones, female yordles are almost furrless

>>161288254
The shopkeeper on the blue side of the summoner's rift is a furry female yordle.

>>161288419
Nope.

>>161288428
Their faces look fluffy in the new splashes.
Look at poppy and trist

>>161288337
>>161288428
yeah but it would be fun to vary it you know

>>161288430
well i guess it's possible then.

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>>161288373
>tfw no art of shota fish being mating pressed
>tfw my shota fish library is currently almost 0

>>161288281
Amumu's most recent lore is 3 short stories.

One says he may be an ancient yordle, one is that he was the ruler of an ancient kingdom - pre shurima, one is that he's some wandering curse.

All his stories end in heartbreak for him. But none are considered to be more true than the other

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>it's another 'adc main thinks he's god because he's on Lucian' episode

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>>161283532
>diana being fertile during full moon nights
>hyperfertile during those rare super moons
>infertile every other kind of night

muh

>>161288235
i don't think fizz, nami and tk are related to yordles

what's next, you will claim that rammus and twitch are yordles?

maybe brand is an ancient yordle too? his human body is possessed by the fire spirit, and that spirit is clearly a yordle

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>>161288235
I always saw Tahm Kench as Runeterra's version of Kek.

>practices literal chaos magic
>disguises said magic as miracles, fantastical events and good fortune
>tricks victims into using said magic to better their lives
>is literally a demon that eats the souls of his victims after going full karma on them with said chaos magic
>literally a frog/catfish monstrosity

On the other hand, demons being the corrupt version of yordles has implications. It would explain why Tahm Kench has yordles listed as enemies under his bio page. There's no real evidence backing your claims besides that, though.

On the other hand, this means that Aatrox could've once been a yordle.

>>161288736
>disrespecting lucian players

support cucks pls leave

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>>161288027
>ywn be this comfy

why live?

>>161288763
>Leona can only be impregnated during the day
>During the night you can cum inside all you want and you don't have to worry about getting her pregnant

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>>161288356
MATING PRESS
on Ezreal!

>>161288359

Basically the lifecycle is like this

>a human who exhibits very specific traits are transformed into a Yordle (think Ivern)>they are still seen in thier form prior to transformation to all other humans>they eventually go bad and become a demon>they are slayed by another Yordle or Human>the cycle begins anew and another human is chosen

>>161288235
>tahm was a yordle

no.

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>>161288898
then why veigar isn't something not yordle looking?

>>161288779
Lucian babbies are worst

>muh double shot
>muh dash
>muh speedboost

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>Tfw Daniel Z Klein Created Tham Kench
>Tahm kench is negatively afiiliated with yordles
>Yordles were retconned into shit

Daniel Z klein was the culprit for ruining the yordles.

that cuck.

>>161288898

>a human who exhibits very specific traits are transformed into a Yordle (think Ivern)

Except Ivern isn't a yordle, the fuck?
He became the new god-willow after slaying the old one. That's a very different thing.

Also humans don't become yordles, what the hell?

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>>161288790
fixed that pic for you
if you squint hard enough it might look right

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>>161288769
Brand is a demon who is fated to be slayed by Yordles

>>161288925
yes he was

read >>161288898

He was a Glutton who turned into a Yordle and went bad.


>>161289006
Veigar still has some humanity left in him but he IS slowly turning and hes in the middle of his metamorphosis

(hence why his features are all black)

>>161289052
Iverns not a Yordle correct but my point was a mystical force picks a human to transform SIMILAR to Ivern

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My mom just got diagnosed with terminal lung cancer.
I've never really cared much about her, even if she did everything i asked,up until the day i left home 6 years ago
I still haven't come to terms with the fact that she'll die
I have one last chance to visit her, but i don't know if i want to see her in such a weak state

Boy,league of legends sure is a fun game. I wouldn't know where my life would be without league.
sorry for blogposting, i need to let this out and i don't have anyone to talk to right now

>>161288736
where did you get this picture of me?

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>>161289016
>Lucian babbies are worst

lol

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Death to all Janna mains.

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>>161288898
foxes can be chosen too!

>>161288873
>leona is fertile every day
>diana just under special conditions

now that doesnt sound fair at all

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>>161289203
death to all bot lane players!

>>161288779
>>161289164
Lucianfag on full defense. Your champion is shit and has a shit playerbase.

>>161289129
Go to bed if you can, sleep, and when you wake up take a decision
She would be happy to see you.

>>161289240
It's not Leona's fault that Diana picked the shit tier aspect

>>161287962
Its all I've ever wanted senpai.

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>>161289116

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>>161289246
>>161289203
DEATH TO EVERYTHING

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>>161288873
the day is always with leona though, where leona is there is the day

>>161289203
now, raka, that's mean

hey guys which champ should i play if im a fucKIN NINJAA thankxs

POST GURO SMUT
WITH QT LEAGUE GIRLS KILLING YOU

>>161289203
What do I get for being a Twitch main?
Having him picked away from me is a weird feeling

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miss the days when yordles were just keebler elves painted blue, if this what their being written into i can't fathom what riot will fuck them up into later.

>>161289406
Zed is the only right answer.
But play in the BR server so you don't fucking ruin my rankeds

>>161289129
I have no words that can change what you feel right now, but i wish for whatever makes you feel the least worst.

>go 3 Lifesteal quints + 2% lifesteal mastery and go PD-IE-BT
>mfw healing to full off 2 auto's and and a Q

WHAT THE FUCK?!!

WHY HAS NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS MEME? IVE BEEN BAITED INTO THAT AS GARBAGE SO LONG

>>161289440
>What do I get for being a Twitch main?
my contempt if you pick it before i do
playing twitch IS league for me
feels weird to play anything else

>>161289358
D E A T H
E
A
T
H

Fuck you 4chan with your shitty system

>>161289454
is Teemo at the very least still the unrepentant and frankly frightening detached killer his bio's turned into?

>>161289486
Nigga I've been picking it since his rework. I wasn't hardcore enough to pick it before then.

>>161289129

I don't even know what to say anon, but please go see her. At least for her sake.

I knew someone who got diagnosed with terminal cancer and had 2 months to live but lasted like 7 years.

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>>161289129
See her, you're a terrible person if you don't.

t. someone who had a parent die from terminal pancreatic cancer

How do you have one last chance to visit her if she was just diagnosed, though? You should have at least a month left to spend with her, depending on what the cancer is.

>>161289567
ive been picking twitch since he looked like a reject neopet
since the game still looked like fuckin heroes of newerth

>>161289034
>>Tahm kench is negatively afiiliated with yordles
They've earned his ire because they refused his deals.
Well, all but one of them.
Curious how that one made it out of that Noxian dungeon...

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>>161289389
No! I'm sick of you useless shits who can't play anything else, sit a mile behind your carry and suck so much ass in lane that EVEN SORAKA has better lane presence and then get on my team and take my role or whine that you didn't. Death to ALL Janna mains.

Plat is FULL of you cunts who got boosted and then seem to think you're the next Mata when you miss all your tornados somehow, badly time your shields and just generally fail.

>>161289440
Nothing wrong with qt rats unless they're with Janna.

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is it normal to feel like you're not getting better? I've been grinding 8-10 games a day for the last few months and it feels lame. I wonder if I don't realize how good I'm getting because I'm constantly playing against people my same skill level or higher.

Anyone feel this way?

>>161289681
you have to be critical of what you do instead of "muh team sucked" and try to work on your mistakes

>>161288898
Is this all retarded head canon, or has riot really derped this fucking hard?

>>161289674
>Well, all but one of them.
fizz?

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>>161289090
y tho, the tongue shows personality!

>>161289674
Curious how a huge fucking catfish made it into a Noxian dungeon.

>>161289129
here's what i'd do in your shoes, assuming i didn't care about my mom

i'd go visit her and tell her exactly how i feel about visiting her, and get all of the bad blood off of my chest, and then smack some sense into myself because she has sacrificed so much for you and that has to be worth something
you may not want to do it NOW. but that's your mom dying and in a few years you're gonna feel the sting if you don't go

my two cents take it as you will

>>161289809
His ult.

Duh.

>>161289681
Grinding against people of your level is the worst way of getting better. You get complacent with making mistakes because everyone else does them and you never get your shit pushed in by someone much better than you. Play 5-10 normals a week and watch your replays.

>>161289809
The world's a river, my guy.

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>>161289787
Its all real anon

why do you think anyone would just go on the internet and tell lies like that?

like seriously anon.
what would they have to gain from it?

>>161289809
his ult

He isnt kidding when he says "The world is MY river"

he can literally take you anywhere...for a price that is.

>>161289901
>play 5-10 normals a week

gotta be honest that seems like far too little to get better

>>161289129
My dad died when I was 18 of liver cancer.
He had been sober for more than a decade but he stopped too late to save his body.
For the most part I lived alone with him for the last year of his life. I've never been particularly attached to my family but seeing his body and mind breaking down was unsettling.
I could have gone to live with my mom instead but I think being able to see him as he was dying gave me time to prepare for it also I hated my mom at the time.

If you go and don't get anything out of it then you won't care later in your life but if you don't see her you'll end up regretting it.
Give her one more chance to talk to you at least.

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>>161287278
I'm convinced not a single person actually read more than two sentences of Kled's in-client lore, let alone his actual flavor story. It dropped hints or outright confirmed multiple things about the new Yordle lore before the Trist story or the new Universe fluff even came out.
A. It confirmed that Poppy's long life isn't a fluke, but that all Yordles are naturally long lived/immortal.
B. It was the first concrete mention of some humans not seeing Yordles as Yordles, but as humans.
C. Skaarl isn't just a lizard, she's basically a mythical creature, like some desert equivalent of a Unicorn, and is loyal to Kled alone, almost certainly because of how nu-Yordle lore has the Yordles themselves also as mythical, long-lived creatures.

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>>161287679
>queue again
>get another veigar mid
>against fizz
>guess who picked first and second
>also get a MF support
>and yas top
>game starts
>neither yas nor veigar leashes our jungler
>"i can see where this is going"
>yas goes 0-5 before 10mins
>everything about MF's items
>veigar reliably failing at being mid again
Ok, I get it. I'm gonna take a break for today and let all these veigar mids have their fun

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Y'all got your music ready for when Camille hits the scene?

I do:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-CtKIo7olM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZHGPmb-VfQ

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>>161289809
like any fish does it... frozen in a paper bag!

t: worked with captive white whales back then

>>161289809
>Tahm is so powerful he can time travel (his specific taunt to ekko implies time flows like a river, and all rivers are his domain)
>Getting into a dungeon to make a deal for a taste meal is somehow too lofty a challenge
Anon.
The only people above Tahm in terms of power are Bard and A. Sol.

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speaking of tahm kench is he good? i was thinking of buying him

>>161290018
Tahm is extremely powerful but he isn't THAT powerful

Hes Xerath/Aatrox/Nocturne-tier. Not elder god-tier like Sol, Bard or Kindred.

>>161290117
He's pretty shit, but you WILL make the enemy team rage guaranteed.

>>161290117
he is free to try currently

also he is shit

good for trolling, they all troll, i had one who intentionally interrupted my combo in teamfights, i was ahri, by swallowing me right when i charmed

>>161290189
kindred is just a delusional sheep

>>161290018
What even IS bard?
I vaguely remember him being related to stars or some shit

>>161290117
He's a kind of bad support and an average top laner.
So basically, if your goal is to win the game, there are better picks.

>>161290189
>Say he's not as strong as A.Sol or Bard
>nuh uh! He's not as strong as A.Sol or Bard.
Okay.

how come there's only 1 %hp item in the game

>Braum and Taric will never DP your BP

I want to cry

>>161289129
Even if you don't really want to go, it would mean the world to her if you would visit her. You should go

>>161289809
Tahm is essentially the devil of runeterra. Some measly stone and iron can't stop him from going where he pleases

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or4DTRYL6U0

>>161290262
he also can jungle

also i had a tk mainer who intentionally ran mid to feed my opponent and then afked

btw i won both of those games

tk mainers and players are shit

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Won't you come swim in us some time anon?

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>>161290018
>>161290189
>A. Sol
Fuck this shit fucking champion and his garbage lore.
I bet he's just a delusional faggot with barely any actual power who acts like his "true power" is so great so he can feed his own god complex and take a verbal shit on every champ in the game.

What a monkey fucking dumpster baby

>>161290254
Cosmic entity who only appears when there is a grave imbalance in the universe. He corrects this imbalance.

More or less, he seems to be Runeterra's version of the Living Tribunal.

>>161290254
Cosmic balance enforcer
He's around because shit is about to hit the fan. Not any shit, some galactic world ending fetid diarrhea shit.

>>161290202
im all about that
what are some other champs to piss people off
hard mode dont say teemo

>>161290434
dies to a simple human guy talon easy

>>161290254
He's an entity that appears to prevent universe ending catastrophes. I'd argue he's far more powerful than aurelion sol

>>161290503
>League of legends is canon in league of legends
Nice meme

>>161290441
HASAGI

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>>161290408
>Forges stars, and galaxies out of pretty much nothing
>Not immeasurably poweful.
>>161290503
If lore was correctly represented in game A.Sol's dick would cover the entire map and Syndra could just smash the entire rift into dust.

>>161290018
Tahm seems to be very faustian, he probably does have a lot of potential power, but most of it is tied up in his bargains I'd imagine. He offers things to a lot of champions that aren't strictly "I'll physically move you from here to there", like offering to help Jarvan take the throne, or helping Nasus forgive himself. For the time travel thing, he also offers to take Gnar back to where he came from, and implies he can either bring Sivir and Darius back in time, or can reverse their aging a bit
>"Why not travel to when you were free from these doubts?"
>"Your strength is waning, General. 'Course, I can help you slow time's regress."
He's still definitly not A Sol level though, A Sol casually blew apart an entire valley of void monsters, and could probably destroy the world if he wanted to.

>>161290503
the ingame stuff isn't representative of how strong they actually are storewise.

Otherwise guys like Xerath would be nuking all summoner's rift whenever he felt like