/owg/ - Overwatch General

Hana is shit

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>>161202027
Jamison Fawkes!

Sorry everyone, something came up so I wasn't able to post until now. Did I miss anything big?

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>Enemy team gets all the way to the finish line
>Our team doesn't even move the payload from the starting position
>I'm gold in everything despite spending half the match literally doing nothing but running into the line of fire and emoting at the enemy because I'd given up on the game and on life

Bravo
Fucking bravo

3rd for brutally raping Widowmaker until her facade of apathy falls and she has to reveal through her tears that she's a week, feeling, caring, sensitive woman

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Would Hana fall for me if I beat her at Starcraft???

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>>161202094
fuck you

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>>161202027
>Be DPS player
>Always bully my Mercy healslut no matter how good (s)he thinks she is doing
>Tell her(him) that they're a useless cocksleeve and need to "thank me" after every match
>Really I just want her(him) to stand on my dick

How do I go about this /owg/ while still bullying my useless, worthless cumdump of a healer?

try to watch the "hero" short, and imagine each of those gangsters S76 kills or maims, may have been sombras friends and family

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>>161202027
>mercy now overheals to +30%
>overheal deteriorates at 1/2 her heal rate if no beam connected
Is mommy viable now?

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hello anon a package came for you

Plat shitter here, will I be able to queue with my master/diamond friends for placements in season 3 and if so, will this affect our placement at all

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Amélie Lacroix
Best girl

>>161202173
>raping Widowmaker
Good joke.

>>161202190
find one that likes it, and friend them immediately.

Demand their skype and buy them a chastity cage.

just kidding people like you should kys my man

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Hana is number one!

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>>161202326

Widowmaker would be extremely easy to rape, because I'm a male, and thus innately stronger than her.

>>161202218
That only makes me harder

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>>161202218
>Sombra
>Anything but a violent sociopath that only uses people

>>161202094
First post
Best post

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>>161202190
Despite what people may say, it's good to show some love to your healsluts every now and then.

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Cutest and best pairing

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>>161202237
>you will never be delivered a box of smugberry

>>161202432
maybe now, but she was once a nicer kid, who lost her family to the omnic war, and was raised by the los muertos gang
her descent to darkness was slow, and gradual

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>>161202339
Absolutely!

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AMÉLIE LACROIX

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>>161202326

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This will inevitably be canon.

So if it wasn't clear before the sombra arg we learned that lumerico is evil and corrupt. Does this mean that Los Muertos are the good guys...? Since they are fighting against them?

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>>161202649
what about this?

>>161202612
how to make smurf?

>>161202612
I want to believe...

>>161202359
She'd probably pull some CQC shit or knee you in the balls or stick her thumbs in your eyes.

Or maybe just stab your ballsack with one of her heels.

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>Pharah's fuel recovery got nerfed in the PTR

Fucking stop, she's already dead you don't need to keep kicking her corpse.

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Nth for this pairing got acknowledged by Mercer again in a positive way during a podcast so now it's up there with Reaps76.

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>>161202228
Blizzard should also force everyone who plays Mercy to wear a chastity belt.

>>161202649
Hey, looks like you found new art! I like it - the coloring's nice in particular!

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>tfw Fareeha will never rain her justice on you

>>161202359
This is why I love Sicario, so many movies and shows show women beating men in fights, while Emily Blunt, trained government agent, lost fights to random guys when she didnt have a gun

>>161202767
Why? She's not remotely close to being OP. I'd like it if they stayed in the air longer, I could shoot them more.

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Jesse McCree

>>161202792
If she did, you'd be dead.

Does K/D even matter in this game? Why do people care?

>playing control point
>ally d.VA gets mech destroyed
>immediately runs back to spawn
>ask her in game chat why she doesn't even try to shoot with her pistol since it's not that bad
>"No I might die and that'll mess up my kd with d.va she's too squishy lol"

>>161202228
No, just give her E.

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>Eichenwald
>Genji on our team who will not stop spamming his ult progress
>Deliberately tries to push me off of places
>Never uses his ult once
>Enemy team wins ecause he does fuck all the entire game
>Naturally we're the ones at fault, not him

Genji shitters should be perma'd on the spot

>>161202942
Nope.

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Ana, Pharah and Mercy are built for the only purpose of breeding.

>>161202176
Her dad beats her at Starcraft already or some shit.
I guess you have to beat him

>>161202676
Genji and Mercy have the most chance to be canon because it is the only pairing that is acknowledged as canon worthy by the lead writer.

Reaper and 76 is next because of their history.

Gerard and Amelie is completely canon.

Any other pairing is a crack ship

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>>161202510
>>161202237
>tfw no qt Smugberry delivered from Talon to hug
WHY

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EL PUERCO ENTERO

>>161203078
Wait how did 76 dad and D.Va become a thing then? Is it like McHanzo with zero basis in canon?

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>>161202452
I'd give you so many headpats & cuddles if you just stand on me

>>161203085
>Reaper and 76 is next because of their history.
homos pls

>>161203152
Pretty much. It's people with daddy issues and they ruin Hana in the process. Makes me angry and sad.

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>>161203116
Is Roadhog the saddest dad?

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>>161202676
Isn't that common knowledge by now though?

>>161202775
>up there with Reaper76
How does it feel to be delusional?
And what did that idiot Mercer do now to pander to women this time?

>>161202998
Why the FUCK doesn't she have one anyway?
She's literally an incomplete character while Ana has an overloaded kit.

>>161203152
S76 is usually depicted as very dad like, while Dva is the youngest, so it was very obvious to depict them as father- daughter

>>161203247
Roadhog is an unapologetic psychopath and hates Junkrat.

>>161203201
Their relationship is very personal. It wasn't just "nothing personal bro just good business". Both unmarried men in their fifties with no hint of attraction to females. hm..

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>>161202970
Merci

>>161203375
at the end of overwatch, he had grown jealous and bitter enough of jack to try and kill him
all that admiration had given way to hate, and on that day gabe died and reaper was born

>>161203340
Exactly this. It's why I didn't include it here >>161203085

Roadhog is in it just for the money. His hate of Junkrat isn't even any pent up sexual frustration.

>>161203375
>implying Jack and Gabe didn't have a harem of females and/or males with exclusive employment to use 24/7

I WANT TO DESTROY MEI'S ANUS WITH MY FISTS

>>161202863
Training>strength

Somebody doesn't have to be stronger than you to kick your ass.

Man sombra is shit

>>161203457
He gets flustered and angry at Jack to the point of obsession. Something was likely going on between those two.

>>161203085
What's the relationship between Genji and Mercy?

>>161203375
They don't imply anything openly with anyone. I can hardly recall any cannon romance besides the fact Widowmaker killed her husband, and Ana probably has a husband off screen.

homos pls

>>161203340
You're probably right. I just really, really want him to have a little more depth than that as a character. I want him to protect Junkrat not just for the money, but because he feels like it's the only way to make the guilt he may or may not feel seem lighter. Also because Dadhog is adorable, but that's besides the point.

>>161203556
Yeah, Reaper wants to kill 76, that's their entire relationship.

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>>161203116
HANA CANCION

>>161203571
doctor and patient

>>161202863
Sure, maybe to widowmakes extent, but any man in decent shape can put up a fight against her
The strength gap between men and women is farther than you can imagine, men and women of the same height have can have a 50lb weight difference because any shape to most women is fat

>>161203586
Genji is implied with Mercy both in canon and out of canon by the leas writwe. McCree us called a charmer by Ana hinting that he used to flirt with females. You have a admit Reyes and Morrison relation is super personal.

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>>161203272
He's not an idiot, I think he's a great open minded and down to earth guy. I'd kill just to hang around with him for one day. But here, around the 13:30 mark.
http://www.waifusofoverwatch.com/episode-5-its-high-noon-with-matt-mercer/

>>161202725
How is she going to do that when someone 50LBs+, and significantly stronger per pound, is laying on top of her?

There's videos on the internet of Jiu Jitsu red belts getting the shit beaten out of them in street fights just because they're fighting someone larger than them. Training means nothing compared to strength.

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>>161203739
How scandalous!

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>Spend an entire match of off-season comp bullying some shitty Mercy main on the enemy team
>Must've killed her 10 times at least
>In the last few minutes or so of the match they switch to Ana in a vain attempt to fake me out
>I know it's them
>Continue bullying
>They switch back to Mercy
>I go 35/8 for the whole match
>Get MVP
>Nobody votes for me

Th-that's right...Mercy mains...st-stay in your hole where you b-belong...

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>QP with a grouped up duo who instalock hog and mercy
>hog asks on mic "please mistress, make I have some heals?" Whenever he need healing and she responds on hers.
>he never uses his e
>after we inevitably lose she says we can all blame it on her useless pet tank and he just agrees with her.
>stayed in a few games with them and after the 4th loss in a row she just explodes on him after the match is over and all he does is sit there and say "yes, mistress"
>get booted out to main screen and decide I've had enough game for tonight
Honestly what the fuck is wrong with mercy mains?

>>161203571
Overwatch offered to save Genji's life if he worked to fuck over the Shimada clan, and Mercy was the one who fulfilled their end of the bargain. Doctor/Patient shit

>>161203773
Voice actor input is not canon though. He is just pandering to the fans. Besides >>161203272

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>>161203693
COSECHADOR

>>161203807
and there are probably twice as many videos of red belts kicking people's asses despite their strength.

For all you know she might yank a knife out of her boot or something.

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>>161203849

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>>161203846
Did you whisper her after the game and call her a cocksleeve?

I would have.

I'd then ask her to get her own back by standing on me

>>161203938

I don't think Widowmaker could reach her boot knife while I'm brutally raping her!

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Sombra is a slut.
http://rule34hentai.net/image/196518

>>161204008
I remembered their name, super tempted to message them all smug

Should I say
"Is this easy mode?"
"I'm number 1!"
or just "Nerf this!"?

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>tfw some random calls you good over the mic

>>161203647
thats not orginal or in depth at all. At least not anymore than the crap you suggested.

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Michael Chu is a lazy fuck. We haven't had new lore in months other than obligatory sombra lore. I wish I had his job. You literally do nothing.

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>>161203895
PIEDAD

>>161204059
>sneak up on a trained sniper quickly enough to incapacitate and disarm her
>find someway to quickly immobilize all her limbs before she calls for backup or punches your throat

If canon has showed us anything its that she's highly aware of her surroundings, so you'd have to be some sneaky fucker to even get past step 1.

But this is just bait anyways.

>>161202172
>DVA main

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>>161204228
PHARAH

>>161203846
I find so much enjoyment singling out one person and bullying them. Usually Widow/Hanzo because they're always by themselves.

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>>161204116
"Stand on me, you worthless whore"
?

>>161204254
>t. Mercycuck

>>161204158
I never claimed it was original. Honestly, it's pretty cliche, but I think it's better than Roadhog just being A Bad Guy™ with no other meaningful personality traits.

>>161204231

Here is what it looks like when a trained grappler enters a fight with someone heavier and stronger.

https://youtu.be/6L1Cb-rDKQI?t=319

Now imagine this except the black guy, who is maybe 150lbs and a young, physically strong male, is instead a 115 lb. French woman (of which 10 lbs is ass fat) who's not on any kind of PEDs and has a normal flabby female physique.

Let's guess who's gonna get what skins for the holiday event they're obviously going to have

>roadhog Santa clause
Fat. Hook is a candy cane. Take a breather would be cookies or something
>angel mercy
Like on top of a tree.
>torb is obviously an elf
>Ana mrs. Clause
>76 just a dad in an ugly Christmas sweater
>pharah is a reindeer since they can fly
>junkrat is generic Christmas atire but shoots Christmas tree ornaments
>Mei goes overboard on snow theme. Becomes snowman in iceblock and shit
>reinhardt would also make a good Santa if not roadhog
>Zenyatta just gets a Santa hat and throws ornaments

Any other ideas?

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>>161204254
How did you know?

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>>161204059
>some anon on 4chan thinks he can rape Widow
I'm having a good kek right now. Always laugh when these posts come around.

>>161202685
You buy the game again because you're too embarrased of your level because you're not as good as it would represent

>>161203746 meant for >>161203523

>>161204363
Straight psychopaths are boring. People who do evil shit with motives are interesting.

>>161203457
Let me break this down for you:

>Jack is from Indiana
>Gabe is from LA
>both different but come together (somehow)
>so close they won't join Overwatch unless they can do it together
>Gabe is "acting" Strike Commander at the start and Jack is like his "acting" Second in Command
>However Jack ends up taking on far more of the leadership than Gabe does
>Gabe allowed this probably because he trusted Jack not to really undermine him (and he knew he was awful at getting the team to work together)
>after the war Jack does does just that and becomes Strike Commander
>Gabe doesn't even get second in command (unless Jack offered it and Gabe was too insulted by the gesture to accept)
>Gabe wants Jack to step down, Jack won't do it, Gabe gets offered Blackwatch off the record and accepts
>Blackwatch gets Overwatch tangled in a web of conspiracies, Gabe lies about his involvement, Jack trusts Gabe but it still causes them to argue
>Gabe won't let the Strike Commander thing go
>they get more and more bitter towards each other
>Ana tries her best to mediate but then she "dies"
>without a buffer their fights escalate
>Blackwatch is revealed to be the source of the conspiracies
>Jack is livid, Gabe is livid
>Switzerland

And it will end up being revealed that the both of them were cruel to each other at times. It was mutual destruction.

>>161204410
Why are you arguing with yourself? Multiple personality disorder? Arguing with a demon that possessed you?

>>161204470
Yeah, but then what's Roadhog's motive? Money? Is that really it?

>>161204410
>hitting someone whole's half your size in the temple 10+ times after they're already unconscious
White ppl were a mistake

>There are people in this thread who thinks Winston needs a buff.

>>161204526
>Implying Roadhog won't have some sort of tragic reason for doing what he does like a dying wife or something like that

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>>161204228
LA HACEDORA DE VIUDAS

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>>161202942
>all those times I ran around with my pistol after losing mech instantly on attack
>I could have re-picked D.Va
>I could have just re-picked D.Va

>>161204410
>violent street fight
>trained grappler

Bruh I'm talking military spec ops levels of training, not some dumb nigger who watched a youtube video on how to be
>worldstar.

Stop assuming you could rape widowmaker, a highly trained and brutally effective sniper assassin, by sitting on her.

>>161204417
Alternatively for Mei, they go the Summer route. I don't really know what they could design for her though.

>>161204580
So he's Dr. Freeze?

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CHEERS LOVE CAVARYS ER'

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>>161204637
The nigger in that video is brown belt (no pun)

which is like 2-3 years of jiu jitsu training

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Peepee papa poopoo
La lo lee
Eat da poopoo poopoo
La lo lee
ba-na-na!

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How do I master Sombra's spray pattern?

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>>161204410
>anon litteraly cannot comprehend that widowmaker would hear his fat lard ass huffing and heaving as he tried to sneak up on her and shoot him instantly.

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DELETE WIDOWMAKER

DELETE HANZO

I DON'T WANT THESE USELESS SHITS ON MY TEAM ANYMORE

>>161204008
sauce me up.

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>>161204164
>he canceled this when it was already finished

>Winston to Reaper: Not even children are afraid of you.

>Hanzo asks Junkrat about his treasure: Junkrat gets nervous.

>Reaper asks Junkrat about his treasure: Junkrat laughs it off

>yfw hanzo is more intimidating than Reaper in lore.

Is this why Reaper kept jobbing over and over

I want Widowmaker to dom me and make me into a sperm dispenser for her to use at her pleasure.

>>161204228
>tfw piedad is an old lady name like gladys

>>161203895
kek it sounds so silly when you think about it.

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>>161204807

Who says I'd need to sneak up on her? One of the first things police academy will teach you is the '21 foot rule' - aka, the fact that if you're facing an average adult male who has a knife, you need to be further than 21 feet away in order to draw your pistol and shoot him before he reaches and stabs you.

This concept is even worse for Widowmaker because she doesn't use a pistol, but a heavy dual-action full-sized rifle. I reckon I could get within 30 feet of her, run over, grab her and brutally rape her, and there's not a thing she could do about it.

I wonder how she would behave while being raped? Maybe she'd just be mildly annoyed, or get super angry and start crying impotently?

>>161204950
wasn't that Blizzard decision?

>>161204950
Maybe those were the only finished pages? If it was really finished, it would be really weird to just cancel it, since you could just release and claim "lol its non canon", people would still buy it

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>>161202432
>Mercy
>Anything but a violent sociopath that only uses people

>>161205075
>get within 20 feet of her
>when she's either on mission swinging around on rooftops or in some stasis Talon thing off duty

What while she's just chilling on her day off? She'd probably just grapple away or do one of the million tactics of countering a charging autist.

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>>161205092
Don't talk about mommy that way!

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>>161205083
The writing department for the game decided on it and he's the lead writer.

>>161205087
It was finished, pic related.

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LET'S DROP THAT BEAT SON !!

Why is lucio so chill ? /Vg/ should learn from him

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>>161203849
Violent dom female Mercy mains >>>>> shit > pathetic weepy sub trap Mercy mains

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>>161204887
Original: http://i.imgur.com/SQVeT6O.jpg
It's a cute slutty Mercy, shame it doesn't have more of her standing on me

>>161205269
As I understand it the reasoning was the story in the comic is back from earlier development of the game and a lot of the lore in it is inconsistent and outdated.

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How was your day, /owg/?

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How do I sombra?

>>161205269
Why scrap it though? Was it that bad? Did chu see something he didn't like?

>>161205075
I think you're really overestimating your abilities versus a highly trained covert sniper. How would you even find her? She's a terrorist agent. Probably doesn't spend her days walking the streets near dark rapey alleys.

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>>161205232

You know a 13-year-old snuck up on Widowmaker, right? And he didn't have a hard time of it.

https://youtu.be/FqnKB22pOC0?t=267

Also, Tracer snuck up on her, in the very same cinematic.

Widowmaker has awful senses and tunnel visions while scoped in, which would make it very easy to grab hold of her and brutally rape her.

>>161205394
>Sombra's fun as fuck, want to git gud with her
>Play her 9 games out of 10 in QP
>At least one teammate shits on me in every game unless we win

I don't hate the game, I hate the people who play it

I need to start automatically muting my teammates

>>161205075
I swear to God, every time this argument is in this thread, you all male the same points over and over and post the same charts and stats and shit please we get it, she's rapeable

>>161205401
Oh man, that was my favorite episode of Mr. Robot. Fuck, I love this show so much

Anyways
>Some guy goes on mic
>It's a literal child, maybe 8 years old at best
>Picks Hanzo on attack
>Picks Hanzo on defense
>Won't shut his fucking mouth

Why are Hanzo mains utter shit?

>>161205401
hack health packs, toss your locator on them, run behind people invisibly then shoot. teleport back to health packs and repeat

>>161205316
I don't understand the appeal of Mercy

To be honest she is the most boring female character design

>white
>blonde
>nurse
>American

>>161203478
What did you have to do to be part of that harem?

>>161205436
An untrained 13-year-old snuck up behind Widowmaker and hit her in the face with Doomfist's gauntlet. I wouldn't have any troubles grabbing her and brutally raping her.

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>>161205352
I want to love mommy.

>>161205542
Good bait

>>161205554
Doomfist gauntlet is literally Overwatch's version of infinity gauntlet. The whole point of that was to show how insanely strong it is in lore that a kid with barley any strength can still cause massive damage.

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>Gibraltar
>Gibraltar
>Gibraltar
>Volskaya
>Gibraltar
>Volskaya
>Volskaya

I fucking hate this game.

>>161205507
>typical hanzo player

Just like how almost every niqqer main balrog in street fighter

>>161205363
And it was Chu's job to bring together what Metzen left behind. He failed, evidently.

>>161205420
Who knows he just said "we're taking the story in a different direction"

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reminder dva is still a teenager! your perverts!

>>161205542
Being white and blonde is a novelty AND a privilege these days.

>>161205554
Ok. But how are you gonna rape her?

Do you just assume that you see her walking down the street and can close the distance before she can get away and then you can pin her without her being able to fight back in anyway?

>>161205674
Who cares? It doesn't make its user any better at sneaking up on people. An untrained 13-year-old walked right up behind Widowmaker, on hard, loud floor, and hit her. I could easily run up to Widow and grab her, given her awareness is that bad.

Then the brutal rape would just be a matter of course. The real fun would come after I decided to switch to anal rape, because she would already know how bad the vaginal rape was, and would think she's prepared for the anal rape, but that idea would quickly fade as the unlubricated pain started.

I wonder if Widowmaker would be the most fun Overwatch character to rape? Probably.

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>tracer throws her bomb on the floor
>runs past it
>blows herself up

>>161205763
these days as in these several centuries

the next centuries will be the chink peoples

>>161205571
>a faggot doesn't know how to argue

>>161205763
It's like a default look, honestly maybe if mercy was a red head she would look like she got more personality

Does anyone have the screenshot of mei's icicle changing directions?

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>>161205748
You are an adult starting at 18

>>161205725
My guess has to do with Liao being a major character and Reyes characterization change. A jelouse friend to Morrison and asshole mentor to mccree changed to cautious friend and concerned father?

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>>161205394
Ground out fifteen painful HotS games to unlock a skin for a hero I don't even use.
Today's OW games alternated between "my entire team is retarded" and "their entire team is retarded," with big no-contest blowouts in every match.

>>161205690
>Hanamura attack
Honestly if you don't get the point in the first push, it's pretty much fucking over

>>161205903
teen

tight pussy, still a virgin, loose spread out anal hole, anal is salvage title

>>161205903

You're fuckable starting at 16 in first-world countries. Including 39 of 50 U.S. states.

Maybe the Jewish-owned Hollywood has warped your perception of sexual agency? All of the pedophile Jews in Las Angeles seem to want all the child pussy to themselves.

>>161205807
What do you mean who cares? I gave you an actual lore reason why that happened.

>>161206020

It happened because he walked up to her and punched her, the gauntlet had nothing to do with the fact that she didn't notice him, it just made the punch more impactful. Are you slow?

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GUYS
GUYS
GUYS

What are some good Hana fan fics?

>>161205725
Well, i'm not surprized, since he seems to mostly twit and post on forum once a year. Probably spends the rest of the time jacking off to his waifu. Oh and telling his co-workers to write those sombra voice lines that were due a month ago.

Chinks working hard meme was a lie

>>161205874
She's not American you fucking mental defective

>>161206098
Read this carefully >>161205674

>>161206130
seconding
age 12-15 slut phase pls

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>>161206098

She was also in the middle of a firefight. And kids are sneakier then a fat 30 something.

you think that you could just run to widowmaker before she can grapple away. And then you think you can rape her without her being able to fight back in anyway?

Despite her being a highly trained assassin?

If so please go watch Alive and see her skills when not working with reaper.

Oh and you also think unlubricated anal feels good for males.

>>161205559
I want to bully mommy and then have her stand on me~

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>>161206203
what the hell is wrong with you anon.. Honestly, think about what you just said.

>>161206191

Anonymous, you can't go on living in denial.
You're going to have to just accept the fact that if Widowmaker were real, I could easily run up to her, grab her, hold her down with my superior strength and brutally rape her.

>>161206258
Why are you arguing with yourself? Are you this bored? This is waifufaggotary to a new level

>>161205935
You be quiet! Gabi wants the D

>>161206312
>superior strength

post pic black out face.

>>161206345
What do you mean arguing with myself?

>>161206282
>vagina lip line connects into her leg
gross

>>161206258
The lubricant would be from her rectal bleeding.

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>>161204759
Mondatta will be so happy to see you~

>>161206312
Why are you bringing realism to a game with a talking monkey?

So when is the end-game score/xp screen actually getting fixed?

>>161203085
>Reaper and 76 is next because of their history.
oh fuck off

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>>161206392

>>161205476
I do this when I play Widow

>>161205690
>Gibraltar
Literally the best map in the game on attack

>>161206401
You really don't understnad how sex works huh?

address the rest of the post.

>>161206520
What are you a newfag? we need a date

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>>161206130
>check archiveofourown for shits & giggles
>all these cunts shipping her with Sombra
I just want mai musume dating a white girl, alright?

>>161206474
Just don't reply to him. He's autistic enough to keep repeating the same thing over and over again. I kinda admire his stubborness though

>>161206520
>filename

topkek

>>161206657
What's wrong with Reyes and 76?

gonna laugh when it turns out the gay character is sombra

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>>161206394
>>161206282
Whoops
I don't want to get banned

I still want Mercy to stand on me

>>161206739
Would it really surprise you, with that hair?

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>second point on Volskaya on attack
>everyone throws out their ults with maybe 10 seconds left
>only ones left near the point are an enemy McCree and our Junkrat
>go into overtime with more than two ticks on the point, all our Junkrat needs to do is keep it going and maybe deal with the McCree, but he's not on the point
>hides in a corner
>"Ladies and Gentlemen, START YOUR ENGINES"
>defeat

Why the fuck do they do this. I've seen so many different Junkrats that do this. Even if you're THAT fucking desperate to have the gamesaving ult, at least throw yourself onto the point and kamikaze with It, that'd be a million times more effective

>>161206717
Nothing. They are hot and i want to get fucked by both. Or at least quietly jerk off in a corner when i see them fuck each other

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Impregnate one, kill one.

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>>161205542
>>American
you need to at least try with your bait

>>161206803
Can't I just kill both
And every other non-white non-asian character

>>161206793
I mean their relationship actually makes sense unlike most gay pairings in this game. They are not just shipped because omg they are both so hot.

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>>161206803
These are my 2 favorite heroes

Please don't do this to me

>>161206520
Are you gonna reply to these?

>>161206662
>>161206593

Or are you ashamed to post your body because then people will realize there is no way you could rape anyone?

>>161206869
>these two characters work together
>this means they are DEFINITELY gay for each other

This is why faggots are statistically the most promiscuous sexual orientation by like 300%. All they think about is sex, to an irrational level.

>>161204479
>>Gabe is from LA
so is it confirmed that mexico finally annexed it in the overwatch universe?

How have you guys decided to make games more enjoyable while you wait for season 3?

I've started to let the enemy team pick what hero i play in quick play.

It's pretty fun.

>>161206846
You can kill yourself after you make a poopoo skinned baby.

>>161206803
Sombra's Mexican. If she isn't already carrying at the moment it's because she's infertile or on her safe day. It's impossible to impregnate her, so just kill her and make a white trash/poo in loo mixed race with Symm

>>161206929

I could definitely rape Widowmaker, it wouldn't be a problem at all. I wonder what kind of sounds she would make? Maybe she'd be stoic at first, but then it would start with whimpers.

>>161206956
>Gabe joins the army
>America's army
>Joins the American soldier enhancement program with Jack

Gee, idunno anon, you tell me

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post butts

>>161206869
>I mean their relationship actually makes sense unlike most gay pairings in this game.
no it fucking doesn't, they hate each other

>>161206948
No that's like shipping Mercy and McCree. Reyes and Morisson actually have a long history with one another and were even good friends once, also roughly same age. Can you not project so hard please and generalize everyone?

>>161207038
why is there always weird ana x pharah shit

do moms do this to their daughters or something?

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>>161206948
>All they think about is sex, to an irrational level.
Right, while the majority of waifu fags still talk like cavemen about wanting to 'breed' their fake girlfriends who could easily turn the tables on them.

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>>161206846
>he wouldn't an Amari
You have the shittiest of tastes.

>>161206846
symmetra is asian

>>161205807
to start, the rape is going to be much more difficult than any close quarters fight will be. when you get someone onto the ground they can use their body in a much different way because they don't have to use their legs to stand up. expert maneuvering can lead to the defending party getting their legs between their chest and the offending party's chest, in this position the attacker cannot exert enough force to push them back because they need their arms to keep them from falling forward, when you take your arms off of the ground you're very easy to push off balance unless you're well trained and have a good stance. most people, especially among females, have very poor understanding and control over their body and so a rape will become a simple contest of strength with an element of dumb luck added and the male will win the majority of them
if you want to leave the realm of reality and look at the animations things are pretty bleak for you
the kid doesn't sneak up on her, he gets behind a box while she's not looking and then gets up and punches her while she's looking away
if you legitimize one cinematic you have to legitimize the other, though, and in the 'alive' animation she has inhuman mobility, spatial awareness, and gymnastic ability
either way, you haven't given us any situation to judge the feasibility of, there are obviously plenty of situations in which you would be successful

>>161207107
Yes. It's completely fucking ordinary for mothers to have rampant intimate sex with their daughters. Frankly it's a shocker that you've gone through life without knowing it. To imply anything different would be laughable.

>>161207038
>Tracer's butt looks like Torbjorn's beard in the thumbnail

Every fucking time

>>161207129

It's different. I do want to breed D.Va, but maybe a few years down the line and only if she's okay with it.

In the mean time we'd have our lives just to us, to cuddle and kiss and wile away a thousand evenings in each others' arms.

Faggots just want to fuck, to a degree that not even mentally ill nymphomaniacs do. AIDS would not exist in developed countries without retarded faggots fucking each other ravenously, at a rate 300% that of normal couples.

>>161206803
>2 beautiful Overqts
Don't make me choose.

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>>161207027
>Can't come up with an arguement
>"N-no way guys I could totally rape widow!"
>"Am I gonna say why I could? No i'm just gonna deflect the topic and wonder out loud what sounds she would make"

Either post your ACTUAL body (with a time stamp) or KYS.

>>161207203
See you tomorrow

>>161207038
have Mercy on my dick :D

>>161207140
mind = blown

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Xbox GT: Girseph

Add me

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>>161207195
Could you faggots fucking stop? Seriously, this is some cringeworthy shit

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>>161207287
>beautiful

>>161207304
Uh, no. I'm not feeding your rape fantasies, you pathetic dog.

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>ask an actual question about the fucking video game
>0 replies

Meanwhile
>ongoing discussion on whether or not some faggot could rape Widowmaker
>ongoing arguments about literal gay shit
>ongoing lewdposting

Guys please

>30% of the thread is about whether or not anon could rape widow
nice

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>>161207195

>>161207553
>>161207559
i bet he couldn't

>>161207553
What's your question, anon?

>>161206948
>>161207039

Neither of you really understand the material that is out on these two do you?

>despite being vastly different from each other they became fast friends
>so close they wouldn't join Overwatch unless they did so together
>Mercy quoted saying they were Overwatch's "closest bond"

That isn't hate. That is deep caring that one or the other (likely both) betrayed. Those feelings don't disappear and it's why they "hate" each other. They are bitter, and angry. They shoved Ana into the middle to play peace maker which strained her friendship with Jack which is why she resents his "war". Now Reaper is obsessed with revenge and 76 wants to put a stop to those who brought Overwatch down (aka Reaper).

None of this shit is baseless. None of this shit was "they were kind of pals and one was evil and the other was good so they fight" you idiots seem to believe.

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>you will never see mercy on the opposite side e of the coffee shop staring out the window alone every day on your daily routine
>you will nevery work up the courage to go up and talk to her one day
>you two will never hit it off and and agree to meet up somewhere that weekend
>you will never have dinner and go out on the town just talking the night away
>she'll never kiss you on the cheek as she says goodnight
>you'll never arrange more dates as you two become closer and closer
>It will never be the night where you two finally do it and take each others virginities
>you two will never move in together and bone every night for the first month
>you will never explore and try out all the kinky fetishes she has
>you will never live out her ultimate fetish and watch her get whole hog'd right infront of you as you're tied down and she's loving every second of it
>she will never make you eat the seed out of her pussy when he's done
>you'll never go to bed locked in chastity as the the whole room is filled with his manly musk

>>161202027
>it's okay to be shit if it's qp!
>it's okay to troll and be dead weight if it's qp!

>>161207203
post another while you're at it

could enumbre rape widow? he could flickshot her legs and then she wouldnt be able to move

what do you think /owg/

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What is the top 3 most balanced maps in the game?

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>>161207270
That's just mainstream homos. A lot of gays are scared of aids, and butt stuff isn't all that satisfying with all the necessary preparation beforehand. You do know same sex relationships aren't all about penetration right? It's surprising how crafty they can get to enjoy themselves sexually, lesbians too. Just educate yourself better next time.

>>161207612
>>161206768

>>161207387
well if you are embarrased about your body and wontpost your body (which means it must not be fit or even the standard level of healthy) then there is no way you could rape Widow.

So fuck off faggot. No more food for you.

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>>161207203
can some tell me why do people like this because i really want to kown

>>161207663

I think the easiest one to brutally rape Widowmaker on would Route 66. She would likely stop by the gas station to get a hotdog, and when she did that I could jump out and easily subdue her indoors, at which point the brutal rape (vaginal and anal) would begin.

>>161207612
Could a fat faggot rape Widowmaker?

>>161207195
I fucking hate this place.

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>>161207764

>>161207581
for what?

>>161207816
Just stop feeding him.

>>161207553
This is what happens when you let a shitter start a thread with worst girl.

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>>161207764

>>161207928
OP's pic wasn't Mei

>raping widowmaker
What's the point even. She's got no emotions. Best would be pharah because she has autism

>>161207915
I always wondered why they make these of dva and they just kinda cut out one piece of her clothing randomly

>>161207619
>so close they wouldn't join Overwatch unless they did so together

Source? The Morrison story simply says they joined together without that extra shit you added.

>just starting out
>play support and tank only
>around level 200, start to get bored
>try playing offensive heroes
>my aim is shit
>team mates expect me to have decent aim at my level
I don't know what to do guys, should I just keep playing support and tank?

>>161208026
But symmetry was literally confirmed to have autism in her comic.

>>161208057
It said "made the decision to join together". Go reread it.

>>161206768
Too many people play this game and don't understand that you should always stay on the point.
I still don't understand how many people need to be on it for it to be "contested" or whether or not that changes for attackers or defenders

>>161208064
If you care about being criticized, sure, take the defeatist route

>>161208089

Symmetra has self-diagonised 'lol im quirky and zany and weird :PPP' autism. Pharah has 'Why are you asking me to shake hands? Don't you know about bacterial oil transfer?" autism.

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>>161207682
Oh! In that case, that's actually something I might be able to help with! I can't speak for every Junkrat, obviously, but there are some cases where I'm alone on or near the point and feel like ulting would have a better impact than going out and stalling for time. It sounds like the one you were playing with just made a bad call, though, or he might not have been confident that he could get the tire out in the open before he died. I know I've had moments where I tried to panic ult like that and someone on the other team shot me before the windup could finish.

>>161208026
Come to think of it, you're right. In fact, it's literally IMPOSSIBLE to rape Widowmaker, since she has been brainwashed to be entirely subservient, the only reason she does anything is because Talon tells her to. So, as long as Talon gives consent, which they may very well do by default, it is impossible to rape widowmaker

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>>161207581
>>161207361
>>161207814

>>161208064
Just play what you're comfortable with

>>161208064
It's too late unless you want to spend 200 more hours playing alone against bots like some queer boy

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>>161208064
Well seeing as how every game is 4/5 people locking in every role except tank and healer, I just pick a dps or whatever I want to practice since they don't give a fuck about winning from the start so neither do I.

The opposing team on the other hand seems to know exactly how to pick for the current pro streamer meta.

I bought another copy of the game to play with a new friend and can say it's a lot more enjoyable playing it with lower levels because I can play stuff I never do and be equally bad as the rest of them.

tl;dr off season makes quick play unbearable

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How's this haul m8s?

>>161207619
>you always had a high opinion of yourself
>this is how it should have been
he seems to treat killing s76 like taking out the trash

>>161206768
>be junkrat
>defending on eichenwalde
>4meters until payload reach last point
>whole team is dead except me
>jump onto cart and press Q
>dies
>only manage to blow up 1 guy in the process
>still enough to maybe delay push for 5 seconds
>teammates respawn
>its now up to my team to deal with the remaining people
>that sense of accomplished where you realize you've done your job
I love team games

>>161208134
>the two soldiers became friends. Their decision to join Overwatch together would change the world, for good and for bad.

Doesn't say fast friends or that they were "so close".

Why do people draw Widow naked with her helmet on still

>>161208429
Gabe is the reason Overwatch was overcome in conspiracies. Gabe likely lied about it for years and Jack likely trusted him. They were fighting for over 20 years straight. When they met it's described as being their best years. They ended the Omnic crisis side by side. And they weren't opening fighting in the Halloween comic were they? It isn't just hate anon and there is plenty of information to say so.

>>161208570
Good fucking question

can someone actually explain to me why blizzard copied batrider and pudge?

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"It's just quickplay, bro"

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Since she is almost a good pick how would you fix her ult?

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>>161208570
Because they don't know what hairstyle to give her

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>>161208632

Activision neatly excised all artistic freedom from the company and made them go with 'tried and true' (ie. plagiarized) designs

>>161208635
Give the mini-rockets light tracking, but lower the damage per rocket slightly so you still have to concentrate on a hero if you really wanna get them

>>161208632
which hero is the same as batrider

>>161208539
Saying fast friends isn't that big of a difference. I don't know why you think is it but alright. The enhancement program couldn't have lasted that long and during that time they became close enough to want to join Overwatch together. If that doesn't define "fast", that's fine but I see it that way.

Mercy said they were close.

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>>161208585
>that one Mei who didn't make the jump promptly getting shot in the face upon landing

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>>161208731
junkrat or something

>>161208634

Hes right.

>>161208634
>play 3v3
>"it's just 3v3 bro, the game isn't meant to be played like this"
>play 6v6 no limits
>"it's just no limits bro, the game isn't balanced around this"
>play quick play
>"it's just quick play bro, no one's playing for real"
>play comp
> "it's just a game, bro!"

>>161208676
That pyro and reaper comparison is really stretching it anon.

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>mfw I hack a Tracer and she get's stuck in the middle of my team

>>161208667
Literally just a widow's peak

>>161208896
>he's in an elo bracket where he can hack a tracer who's in the middle of his team, without either the tracer damaging him, or his team damaging the tracer (and thereby interrupting the hack)

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>>161208896
>mfw anyone tries to hack me and you just shoot sombra once and it interrupts it

>>161208863
>>play comp
>"Dude it's off season lmao who cares if we have 5 DPS and a road hog"

Where can I go to play this game seriously?

>>161208676
>cold

"I've got you!" Has yet to indicate any coldness

>mysterious

We know a ton about reapers past
Tracer is far more optimistic then scout

Zarya is far more nationalistic and less I love with her gun

And torBjorn is a racist Swedish dwarf.


It's like you don't even bother to actually read anything and just post whatever confirms your opinion.

>>161208990
Custom game's with two premade six stacks fighting each other

>>161208992
mercy made reaper into a horrific ghost zombie just to test out her new rez gear

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>>161208896
>hack reinhardt's shield at key times
>hack key healthpacks for team and deny enemy healthpacks
>use ulti at key opportunities
>silver damage
>"Wow finally we don't got a useless sombra"
>mfw

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>>161208965
>or his team damaging the tracer (and thereby interrupting the hack)

>>161208635
Make her able to move while using it.

>>161208635
Rockets push her backwards so she isn't a still target

>>161209067
We have no idea if that was intentional other just an accident.

Shit it isn't even 100% confirmed that she was the cause for that.

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>most played Hero
>most hated Hero
>Hero you wish you could play but suck at

>Lucio
>Mei
>Widowmaker

Who has the best legendary skins and why is it Ana?

>>161208635
make it a nuke that shoots one area so she doesn't just get denied every time she shoots it