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>IRC
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https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
It's the most wonderful time of the year
time for them holiday hits in the tf2g plug.dj
haircuts! hippies! brains!
anyone wanna tell me how good a player should be to play in highlander iron or silver?
out of 10 preferably
>>161186742
>HL Iron
A literal 0/10 could play HL Iron and win games. A 2/10 would win the season.
>HL Silver
A literal 0/10 could play Pyro or Spy and contribute like a 10/10, aside from that, maybe a 3/10 to win games, 5/10 to win the season.
>HL Steel (the intermediate rank you didn't list)
1/10 to win games, 3/10 to take the season. Same Pyro/Spy rules apply.
>>161186665
a literal 9/10 could 2/10 with some 5/10s on the side
How powerful is the shove on this thing?
0/5/5
4/7/7
5/10/10
>>161186742
1 iron
4-5 silver
>>161186665
>>161187616
What even is that shack? It doesn't have a door
>>161187660
bend over
ill show you
>>161187714
1/1/1Warning: May explode
>>161187660
The reason you use the weapon is to delete everyone on the map with Crit-a-Cola. Even though the weapon is worse at point-blank than even a regular Shotgun, Scout will generally benefit more than his opponent from proximity. Useful every one in a while for weapon heckling, but generally pointless.
post demo
>>161188246
>2016
>still using stock nade
>>161186665
what server
>>161188246
I swear I played with you two hours ago
Where you on the furry pound?
>>161188452
whats it like being autistic
>>161188452
>>161188489
i think for like a few minutes
yeah
>>161188452
>>161188886
Whats it like being a sticky spamming hack job
That barnblitz game ruined me
>>161189027
>Being bad
>>161189027
i am sorry friend, thats how u play demo
didnt we roll the first round and then it got scrambled
>>161189027
>>161189153
y do people get mad at sticky spamming
>>161189607
Because bad.
>>161189607
Maddie baddies are mad and bad, hence why they complain about deathbombs that are countered by not running into them.
press f to pay respectos
>50 health
>Med/heavy combo comes through
>med has full uber
>heavy fully overhealed
>Ask for heals
>Ignored
>Ask for heals over mic
>Ignored
>Votekick
>It doesn't go through
God damn, medics who ignore everyone but their heavy/soldier should burn at the stake.
>>161191141
What were you playing?
>>161191175
Engineer.
>>161191248
You deserved it
ded
not big soup rice
>>161192350
ill ded u kid
ded me
anyone ever seen this shit? I can't stop laughing
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=52617
>>161191270
Hope you like having no tele then.
>>161192982
no i didnt see it in that one youtube video
>>161192982
>2010
Everyone has seen it, you fucking retard.
https://youtu.be/A7boOfmDj7E?t=170
>>161193039
link?
>>161192992
Jokes on you, I play scout
>tfw everyone on tf2g is a furry who play on furry servers
>>161194397
Not me
I'm a weeaboo who plays on weeaboo servers
>>161194397
i play on the furry pound because it isn't cancer
>Get facestabbed by a spy I was shotgunning and almost killed
>be salty about it all night
fuck.
r8 & h8
>>161194801
poorfag trying to look rich on a dead game
>>161194801
Random shit thrown together
tfw the other team actually kicks their aimbot sniper
>>161195185
>In this post: feels that never happened
why does the irc attract so many edgy /pol/ kids?
>>161194841
>TF2
>A dead game
Choose one.
>>161195904
nice buzzwords kiddo
i bet you also believe the jews arent responsible for 9/11
>>161195904
>tfw banned
>>161195904
>>161196080
Also heck
you junk-o
>>161191248
>>161191270
Kek'd. You have dispensers, man.
I only overheal Engineers if they are turtling behind their Sentry against an attack tho'. That's just bad of me, really.
Here's an idea; next time you encounter a Medic act like a Spy. Retreat behind a corner after calling Medic and stuff,
so when comes to spycheck you he'll heal you eventually after seeing that you are not.
>>161196292
If he wasn't smart enough to heal anyone besides the heavy and soldier, what makes you think he'd be smart enough to spycheck? Also, turtling isn't really viable on 5CP, unless you're a shitgineer who only builds on last and never moves up.
Kek someone traded me a pink elephant for a party trick.
Also... in what should I spend my 27 keys
>>161195904
well who doesnt like posting facebook frogs and saying heil trump?
>>161188452
>>161196870
i know random shit thrown together is a meme here but i really don't get what you're going for with this. it's a nice unusual but you're not going with like a knight or medieval theme.
>>161197069
Black as possible
>>161195598
it did happen, we then went on to play a nice long game in which we won and the other team bitched about tryhard soldiers.
>>161196870
>>161197518
Nah dude, it's shit. Keep the unusual, wear the dark age defender and cool breeze.
Do you think the Saxxies just get worse every year because no one cares about tf2 anymore.
>>161197821
The problem is they allow non-tf2 entries.
Tf2 is a blank slate, and most people are talentless hacks with no creativity.
So instead we get le ebin cs:go ninjas or a fucking payday 2 animation as all the creative/interesting stuff is already all set out.
>>161198034
At least there's usually one good video a year.
Timeless thief this year and that airplane one last year
>>161198173
at second thought quoting all of the demos looks stupid nevermind
>>161188452
repostexcept i sold the scotland cape and replaced it with cool breeze
>>161198294
Almost as stupid as your loadout looks.
>>161197776
Don't quote me boy I ain't said shit
>>161198412
but do any of these loadouts look as stupid as your family of inbreds?
>mfw #thickashellchallenge is trending
How's your Saturday night coming along, tf2g?
>>161198623
what does this post have to do with tf2?
>>161198623
Ron glasses ghost is gonna come fuck your mouth viva.
>>161198116
I just watched Turbulence, and damn that's good. Shame you can pinpoint the part where they had to rush it
>>161198743
nothing
just viva being the prime example of why everyone hates tripfags
>>161198803
Yea it kind of sucked they had to rush it, but at least it got the win
>>161198743
Just wondering how you fellas are doing. I'm doing well. How about yourself?
>>161198786
Too bad I never knew who he was. Oh, well
Oh
Would you accept my heals?
>>161199256
not with those passive agressive item names
>>161199256no_
>>161199256
I'd wanna clone myself and pocket myself instead
>>161198870
Thats not going to stop the mouth fuck you are in for you shit taste in music having bitch.
>>161199256
Post burly medics
tfw drawfriend never delivered
>>161199390
You know what is going to stop it? The Lord watching over me and protecting me in my sleep after I pray before bed time
>>161199461
I don't have that Misc. Can I post a Birdy one instead?
>>161199562
Sure, it's just a two letter difference anyway
>>161199461
>tfw drawfriend never delivered
You too?
>>161199738
Me too, thanks
>tfw to intelligent to play soldier
>tfw to intelligent to play tf2
tfw to intelligent to meme
>>161200494
>>161200027
>playing 2fort
lol no
Hey could someone post that one tf2 related image, i'd be grateful
>>161200856
this one, right?
>be me playing demoman on casual
>have my australium loadout nametagged to rap lyrics
>have my unusual painted demoman's fro
>pwning noobs with my great skill at placing stickies
>all of a sudden a naked pyro comes out of nowhere and burns me to death
Don't these fucks see how little skill their class takes? It's pathetic that these kinds of players think they're any good at the game.
>>161200856
>>161201240
The class takes no skill, but what would you do to fix this?
Their primary bread and butter was nerfed. Which means W+M1 is now the most effective tactic they have. So what else can you do to them? Make all the flamethrowers have the same burn/afterburn as the Degreaser?
>>161201240
*hudda hudda mmhuf*hrhrhrhr*
>>161201272
*sends a flare your way*
>>161201627
Make them be able to airblast jump like they actually have squirreled away in the game.
If they add that I'll forgive them for mym and all the other dumb shit they've done over the past few years
>a strange degreaser was like 3 bucks a few months ago
>now under a buck
lmaoing
Hey when is heavy getting buffed. it is coming right?
>>161201665
>*headshots you anyways*
>>161201784
Soon™
Unless valve are hyper kikes then pyro should be christmas
>>161201784
why the fuck would one of the biggest rage classes have a buff lmao are you stupid
>>161201842
what is a "rage class"? Do you mean tank?
>>161201240
>be bad at demoman
>die to a retard pyro enough times to post about it on a srilankan donut hole factory instant messaging image board
LMFAO
>>161201240
gotta include that spicy loadout amirite
>>161201240
lol
>>161201240
i c u :^)
>>161189027
>implying demoman in pubs is hard
Don't kid yourselves. You're no better than pyro.
>>161201706
May be if they ever decide to add a new flamethrower, they may do that.
I think they're undecided about fixing the current particle based flame system or reinventing a new one.
>>161201784
After Pyro update, ofcouse. I already sent them a few tweaks I wanted in the Heavy's arsenal and an idea for a new-old weapon. "Ludmilla".
>>161201240
>be sticky spamming loner demogirl
>be like no other demogirls, I like rap
>no need a Medic, strong type
>complain when Pyro bitch burns you to ashes
Reply to this post if you're a strong Demo who need no Medic. I hate pyrobich.
>>161203649
this post reeks of faggotry
what do i reek of
salty milk and coins
failure and mental illness
>>161204296
poooossasasassasaasasassaayy
Are we posting lewd pyros?
>>161187020
I know I'm 5hours late but with all the sandbagging in Iron? I would never say a 2/10 could win. Maybe a 4.
I'd rather play against Mid Silver than some of the fucking sandbaggers in thereUGC is a fucking joke though, so accurate otherwise.
>>161204891
I dunno, are we posting pyro mains lewds?
>>161204891
this isnt funny fuck u
So fucking tired of this broken ass pyro meme.
Countless times I've been cloaked running full 108% speed straight away from a pyro while he follows me, well out of his flame range and then all of a sudden like 2-3 seconds in I'm lit on fire and fucking killed
Why does this keep fucking happening the dumb fucking flame particles just randomly extend to fuck me over every single time.
>>161206561
How to balance pyro:
-25 max HP
>>161206831
>Hey guys how do we fix the weakest class in the game
>Nerf them?
>Good idea
>then let's keep on nerfing them for a year
>You're getting a raise
new to tf2, how do I get keys fast?
I'm poor
>>161206905
>weakest
>>161207080
You seriously aren't implying anything else in the game is actually weaker than the pyro, are you?
>>161206831
How to balance pyro:
Rework the faggot flame hitbox entirely so it isn't particle-based who the fuck thought this was a good idea on this retarded dial-up game?
>>161207130
Heavy and Spy
>>161207242
>>161207242
>Heavy
>Weaker than pyro
You could maybe possibly argue the spy, as his effectiveness is directly tied to how stupid or distracted the other team is
What are some /tf2g/-approved servers?
I want to get back into TF2, but all of my old servers are dead.
>>161207339
Heavy isn't even good at what he's supposed to do, which is tank damage.
>>161207339
It's also dependent upon the pyro's flame not suddenly doubling in range because of ping retardation.
>>161207405
Pyro can use secondary and melee though.
Spy's main thing is backstabbing, the pistol is decent but it's not really "run into people shooting" good.
>>161207389
I think tfcrew servers are fine as long as you're not on one Maxbox is a mod for.
>>161207461
because that's not the point of the class.
>>161207509
Yea, it's not.
>>161207389
My server's currently down :/
>>161207461
>implying the revolver isn't mcnutty
Spy Mains Hate Me Click Here To Find Out Why
>>161207537
so what's your argument I don't understand.
Because spy can't use his gun to run in shooting, something that goes against the entire point of his class, and is, in fact, a gun more presented for either quick desperate kills, or long range attacks (see: amby), why does his gun being bad matter at all and compare to the pyro?
>>161207242
>waah! heavy needs a buff!
you do realize the heavy has one of the strongest primaries in the game, right? and you know that overhealed heavies could only be one-shotted with a full charge sniper and some stupid fucking spy, right? not to mention that you have a weapon that gives the heavy instant crits for every kill for about 10 seconds, and if that's not enough, how about a secondary that both refills health and gives you 50 extra HP? meanwhile, the pyro has two somewhat cheap primaries, one of them basically being a spy knife, the other having a rage meter that activates upon a taunt so that you have a decent amount of time to stop the pyro from even using it. not to mention that one of it's most broken melees has been nerfed to absolute uselessness while another gives you +20% damage intake in exchange for just slightly running faster. if that's still not enough, how about all of those useless flare guns that deal as much damage as a toy pistol you'd see in sale at a cracker barrel restaurant?
now go take this "heavy is weak" meme and shove it in your ass
>>161207673
I was just bringing up his other weapons.
His main thing is instant-kills on a notoriously wonky hitbox, and that him being good depends on how bad the other team is.
>>161207749
>strongest primaries in the game
you don't actually play tf2 do you
heavy is strong in pubs
weak when people can aim
>>161207852
>run into the minigun at close range
>it only takes a second before you're dead
i can tell you don't
>>161207749
>strongest primaries in the game, right?
only if the enemy is hugging you, which doesn't happen
>overhealed heavies could only be one-shotted with a full charge sniper and some stupid fucking spy, right?
or, you know, enough rockets and pills because you can't exactly dodge those by shooting
>weapon that gives the heavy instant crits for every kill for about 10 seconds
that no one ever runs because it's garbage with heavys long weapon switch+rev up
>>161207985
>running up to a heavy
spotted your problem
>>161207985
>close range
You do realize its only good at close range, right? You do realize heavy is one of the slowest classes in the game, right? You do realize that heavy is the most easily countered class because of this, right?
>>161207824
the same argument can be made for pyro.
Who, on teams, is really only used to diffuse the enemy spy (a class you argue runs just on how bad the enemy team is. that's why he needs an entire class dedicated to dealing with him)
Pyro's best point is close range, which sucks for him because unlike another notable class who excels in close range (spy), he can't instantly kill people. He has to work for it, and usually it ends up not working out in his favor unless he's fighting one of the two classes he counters, sometimes three if the enemy demo has his head up his ass.
Even one of his hard counters, Soldier, can get an easy pick on him if he's unprepared or makes a mistake.
>>161208035
key word, "one-shot".
>>161208070
Whoops, meant to say the slowest
>>161208141
i should note, before i got a reply, i do agree mostly with the second post i responded to.
>>161208070
>slowest
does it fucking matter when a medic has his ass covered all the time?
>>161208141
>soldier hard counters pyro
??
>>161208141
>a class you argue runs just on how bad the enemy team is. that's why he needs an entire class dedicated to dealing with him
I'm not saying he's garbage or that pyro isn't a good counter to him, but almost by definition the spy needs to be un noticed (which means the player is distracted or bad) to properly work.
>>161208362
I worded that poorly, but with the context of the rest of the sentence you should have had the brains to know what I meant.
>>161208305
>kill the medic for range
>heavy is literally useless after that
>>161208141
>key word, "one-shot".
Why is this an important factor? If you hit things they die, that's how the game works. A pyro can't die from a sniper unless his shot's charged, and it takes a few shots from any other gun in the game to kill him. Stupid argument.
>>161208532
any pyro who at least experienced a bit of fall damage can easily fall victim to a quickscope
it takes about five to kill an overhealed heavy given if the medic is healing him during the event
>>161208441
Ok I do not understand your point then. I thought you were defending pyro.
>>161208532
fair, but he still specified one-shot, which can matter in clutch situations. After all 100% of health in 1 second is a lot better than 25% health over 4 seconds.
also
>kill the medic
"just go kill the most heavily guarded class on the team, that'll make heavy a joke lol"
are we arguing comp or pubs here because the metas are so different and I'm getting so lost.
>>161208741
I'm saying heavy is only worth literally anything if he has the support of another class the entire time. Once, say, the medic has uber and switches off him it's stupidly easy to kill him because he can't do anything to you.
>>161208823
tru, but if you're exchanging ubers than you're going to be worried about a lot more than a heavy.although I don't know frag priority when ubered. Even when I played pocket my med barely ubered me I have so little experience with uber.
>>161209003
sounds like a solid team you had there.
https://youtu.be/MGWvSBdZvb0
how often do you clean your mousepad
The boys are back in town
>>161208305
>Wasting heals on a heavy when you could be so much more effective healing the soldier or demo
Every single time I call out an obvious spy to my oblivious teammates, he gets the kill anyway. Every time. I've just started moving out of the way so he can get the backstab on the retard instead.
>>161209190
you're right there.sarcasm and all. thank god the demo was a legend.
>>161209829
>thinking people listen to your autistic voice
vocaroo now to prove me wrong
>>161209376
Wrong game faget
>>161209886
>pressing x + 2
>requiring vocaroo
>>161210104
Well that's why, half the fucking time people are just spamming place a dispenser here
okay fine, dont remove random crits
but at least reduce the chances
killing an enemy by luck in a skill based game shouldnt be that common
>>161206561
Same reason you can run up to someone and stab them in the face and get a backstab 70% of the time: the predictive netcode in this game is horseshit.
in b4 "buh buh that's different matador stabs take skill!!!!!"
>>161207242
>Spy
>Weaker
>Gets a counter to literally every major hard-counter to its own class
>Spycicle for flames
>Dead Ringer for paranoia
>Permanent invisibility
>Knifestab physics
>Weakest class
>You
>Not retarded
>>161210865
and yet with all those things he is still the easiest class to kill
>>161207242
Heavy deals 250 dps immediately after spinning up and creates massive amounts of space simply by existing. He's not the strongest class in the game but when the enemy team has to start playing peekaboo once he appears, that's already a lot better than Pyro.
Spy is arguable, but against retards he absolutely destroys, which is again something Pyro can't do. He also has a decent ranged option with his Revolver, which is another thing Pyro doesn't have.
>>161211041
Until he dead ringers five or six times in a row.
>>161211296
whoops you lit me on fire, good thing I have a weapon specifically crafted to keep me from being found out from being lit on fire.
maybe you could try looking for me in one of the anywhere on the map because I can become invisible indefinitely.
Be sure to look behind you at all times of the day because decloaking takes almost less time than to spin-down as a heavy.
>>161211296
>dead ringers for 8 seconds to go somewhere far away
Might as well be dead.
>>161211381
>respawn time is 12-24 seconds
>also forces you back to the spawn, adding to travel time
Nope.
>>161211381
Maybe on CP maps, but on CTF and Payload spy is almost required specifically because he can just keep coming back and whittling away enemy defenses.
Dead ringer + Big Earner pretty much means he gets an extra life less than every eight seconds provided that he gets at least one stab before feign. If you can matador, this is almost child's play. You don't even have to cloak, just wait until the idiot enemy team tries to melee you.
>>161209910
I couldn't edit it until we closed GTA :(
*cums*
Round 2.
No tf2g's reference, no reroll.
>>161212376
i'm a failure of a son
ded thread
post americans
>>161199461
BEAR
FORCE
ONE
>>161212376
dick launcher
>>161212376
penile tumor
>>161212376
Anthony Wiener
>>161212376
im daddys cumslut
>>161212376
Big Dick Dudley
>>161212376
i wanna be cblack
>>161212376
mexican ass janitor
>>161212376
Voted "Villain most in need of a hug" 2016
>>161212376
comet pizza/pingpong
>>161212376
He smokes cigars, i smoke cock
>>161212376
prepare uranus
>>161212376
bladder stones
>>161212376
First you, then me
>>161212376
gonorrhea
>>161212376
8888888888888888888888888888888888888888
>>161213318
What is that even supposed to mean
>>161213603
I wanna be black
>>161213603
zimbabwe
>>161208141
Pyro can crit-punch any light class, which is not different from a OHKO.
Not implying that he's powerful but it's just enough to play the support role.
Also Pyro actually sucks at tracking a Spy in a large area, Scout is a better candidate for it.
>>161207749
Heavy is powerful but dependent, he can't evade and his huge health pool is not a redeeming feature.
>>161207461
>"run into people shooting" good.
Including Amby or not?
>>161208532
>range
That doesn't always work like that. It takes a good positioning or high mobility to drop a Medic.
Take sweeper classes around pocket into account, a good team wouldn't give their Med easily.
>>161211296
Puff'n'Airblast to a corner then Shotgun with Pyro. If at the open your best bet is Scout again.
Scout can force him to shoot, soak him with Milk and can check nearby ammo spawns in a blink.
>>161213603
big man with big plan
>>161213603
kurt cobain's microphone
>>161213731
>Pyro can crit-punch any light class, which is not different from a OHKO.
It really rather is, especially since the main way to do it was nerfed into the ground.
>>161213603
skinny fat
>>161213603
Putin's Pecker
>>161213603
reroll
>>161213603that spy is your ass
>>161213603
delete it
>>161213731
>Puff'n'Airblast to a corner then Shotgun with Pyro.
That's only if you can see him after he ringers and that he doesn't have spycicle.
You will run out of airblast on everything but degreaser before he runs out of dead ringer.
>>161214019
But anon, degreaser costs more to airblast than stock. Stupid? I know, it's the airblast-centric model
>>161213603
I hate you
>>161199461
>drawfag never delivered
that sucks. i made this as a consolation. i listened to prince while drawing this, so if you feel an unusual amount of sexual desire from looking at this, that's me going the extra mile for you.
>>161214859
Thats actually pretty good.
>>161213603
What is that even supposed to mean
>>161213603
brerb
somebody post FRAGGER
>>161215526
For fuckity sake what is that shit mean? You could roll "my dad is gay" instead of this crap. What is wrong with you?
>>161216054
por favor no build lo muro
>>161216054
birb
NEW COMIC WHEN??????????
>>161216054
my dads are gay
>>161216054
this crap.
>>161215808
no the other image
i dont even know what that is
>>161215808
https://youtu.be/4XLu2mQ9fwA
>>161216054
>>161216131
I ALREADY WON STOP POSTING YOU FUCKERS
>>161217105
Damn i was on my way to name it "my dads are gay" and was happy to do it. Your roll is shit.
>>161217459
snipers poin adn clikc adventue :)
>>161215751
This one?
>>161217459
Zeus
>>161217459
4/7/7
>>161217629
thanks thats the one
>>161217459
xXx_1337_n0_5c0p3r_xXx
>>161217584
Competitive Maniac Mansion
>>161217459
>Your roll is shit
it wasnt meant to please you faggot
>>161218098
It's not making your shitty role any better.
>>161218140
5/10/10 Taunt
>>161218140
U think hack but no!!!!!!
>>161218195
This one almost not cancerous.
That's all folks.
>>161218140
nobody cares about your opinion, ur russian
>>161219412
I don't give a fuck about your opinons neither. Your roll is shit. Fact.
odd play tf2
even no
im going to play anyway
bum
>server that is just 6 bots, all sniper, fighting on an unlimited time limit dustbowl
There is no relief for them
which crate that isnt salvaged should I get
Hello there, do you have a second to talk about Undertale?
Why did the price of australium weapons fall that much?
Muh scout set
favourite part of it is most likely the scattergun due to how fucking odd it is
Made it myself ;^)
okay
>>161227236
>ticket boy
never post again
Overwatch is a lot better.
does anyone want to be my mge buddy i need to grind mge today and tomorrow
>>161227236
Did that skin come like that or is it a mod?
>>161227618
Isnt ogrewatch supposed to have better netplay haha
>>161227545
It came like that, never seen one like it before so pretty chuffed with it.
>>161227665
How many keys do you want for it?
>>161227835
I'll give you 150
am i late to the smelly medic party
>>161227870
Thanks for the offer but no senpai, means too much to me kek
>tfw u dominate a spy so hard with sniper that he first tries to countersnipe you and then switches to scout and still fails
Shit tier medic player here senpai.
>>161227618
nice one
>>161227236
>>161227975
>>161228316
delete your backpacks
>>161228517
well all do it together in a lan party, all because you said so, thank you anon <3 xoxox
>>161228517
Would do but then you'd have nothing to get salty about. :')
epic replies
epic thread
>>161228638
welcome to tf2g
everyone sucks
>>161228528
>that rename
>>161214859
That's wonderful anon, thank you
>>161199461
Sorry mate, real life stuff going on, but it will come soon.
Medical Mystery Master race.
>engineer rush on blu payload
>pyro reflects my rocket while holding powerjack melee
what the flying fuckity fuck, both of us has 20-30 ping too
>tfw can't profit
how do they dew it?
Scream Fortress 2016
Unbox 4 unusuals
Sold them all for 150+ keys
Every single one got priced at under 80 keys.
>castro died
>cuban bristle crisis didn't go up
smhtbhfam
>>161231380
1. Get a job
2. Spend some money/ month
3. That is pretty much it
threadly reminder to do it etc etc
>>161231478
>scream fortress 2016
>open 40+ chests (sold a hat and had some keys)
>not even a light purple hat
I ended up just spending 20 bucks to get me a lower end unusual I actually like.
Which is what I should have done in the first place.
>>161232031
Spend 20bucks on keys and buy a cancer unusual
>>161232124
I'm just gonna buy and save up like 20 bucks worth of keys at a time and eventually buy a cool all class hat.
>>161232001
Always.
give me one(1) reson why cp_process isnt the best map in 6v6
>>161214019
>after he ringers
Nope, position accordingly and shove him up to a wall or corner. If you failed to catch up after airblast don't even bother afterwards.
>spycicle
Airblast and Shotgun pellets won't even interfere with those. Just treat him with airblast and Shotty if that's the case.
>run out of airblast on everything but degreaser
Degreaser have an increased cost now, Stock is better. It may still work if you're not a fool.
>>161231367
>spam M2 while holding melee
>tap Q twice to swap back to degreaser
that was hard.
>>161228180
Let me guess; he decloaked right behind you or tiptap footsteps gave him away.
>>161231380
Getting a job helps.
GIBUS RANDOM CRITS YOU ONCE AGAIN
how to grind the casual rank
>play turbine
>play sniper
>???
>profit
>its another people decide to change off class that they were rolling in, thus losing the game episode
damn reruns
>>161237928
yes, people shouldn't play what they want, they should only play to WIN
>>161185705
tf is that nasty ass fan art. gtfo
>>161239693
play to KILL
http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/28632654#latest
http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/28632649#latest
http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/28632646#latest
etc
I'm selling out my garbage because I don't play TF2 anymore.
is this sexy enough
or should i grab myself a macho man
>>161241960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrlSz-Xxo50
I miss the Macho Man :(
Buy my stuff
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/217922
http://tf2r.com/kfnvcf0.html
>>161232806
>>161232001
I always pick Great just to make plebs like you mad
why link this you spic
>>161245254
Spaniard =/= spic
ded
>people still play this game
Good god
>people still play doom
good god
Are any of the drinks/throwables really worth giving up your pistol?
>>161248454
milk
captcha: deport
>>161248635
>milk
>ma 20hp a shot
>Haven't played this game in a while
>Boot it up, have pretty good time
>Want to grab a regular weapon I don't have because it sounds neat
>Hop on a trade server
>Find guy with weapon, sells for good price
>Accept trade
>This trade has been put on hold for 15 days
Good lord why did they put this shit in? Why is it so fucking complicated now?
Who remembers botkillers
>>161250528
Because of jews, scammers, and hijackers. It's all 2FA now. Email verification was laughable, so they forced mobile.
>>161250528
Just use fucking scrap,tf
why does scout have so many rechargable secondaries/melees but not a single primary weapon that combos well with them
>>161251272
Still requires you to wait a fucking week before you can trade.
Do I have to deal with this shit if I trade with someone on my friend's list? They might have what I'm looking for.
Congratulations /tf2/ you are the VGL qualifier wooden spoon
>>161251850
So the trade hold is your fault
You deserve this
HAHAHAHA
from /pg/
>>161251765
Because the scout needs a reliable primary weapon or hes unable to do his job. Other classes like the Soldier or Demo can afford to give up a primary because they have good secondaries which can function as primaries, but the scout lacks that
http://tf2r.com/k37zlh2.html
>>161251850
It's only a day if you've been friends for over a year.
>>161252201
soldier only has one primary though
also what i meant is give scout another break open shotgun with some ability that ties with rechargables, like dealing damage recharges them faster or something
>>161252471
it was just joke
>>161252695
Oh.
>>161252068
The two week on yeah, sure.
But the week one isn't. Never had to do this shit before, so I never bothered with the authenticator.
>Shitty unusuals on his profile showcase
>Chatlog quotes in his profile info
>Meme country location
>Epic meme profile pic
Why do people do this?
Here, take this shitpost.
>>161253184
what if I actually live in africa
>>161252201
>Because the scout needs a reliable primary weapon
I fucking died, scattergun is the most OP stock that exists
>>161253238
>Africa
>Having Internet
Nice meme.
>>161253228
stealing this meme and posting to reddit
>>161253258
Are you retarded?
>>161253258
He meant that he needs to have one equipped, you mong
>>161253483
>>161253552
I don't read full posts that bitch about a class needing a better weapon, when they don't know what they're talking about. The only class that needs a better primary is Medic.
>>161251765
>stuɴ mᴀɴ wJtH ʙᴀMM
>HJt mᴀɴ wJtH mJɴJcRJt cMeᴀveR
>kJMM mᴀɴ wJtH mJɴJcRJt ʙᴀckscᴀtteR
>dRJɴk coMᴀ
>kJMM mᴀɴ wJtH ᴀɴʏ pRJmᴀRʏ
>>161253670
How can you be both this retarded and salty at the same time?
>its a losing upward round
>>161253670
No one is saying that scout needs a better weapon you fucking moron
>>161253891
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How do I sell weapon skins?
>>161253765
i was able to decipher almost all of that
what does mJnJcRJt means
>>161254930
ebay
>>161254965
minicrit
4chan apparently turns smallcap I into J and L into M
>>161252471
15 minutes.
mann power is so retarded, I can damn hit perfect pipes but the faggots with regen and defense never die
>half of the enemy team is engies on badwater attack
>they keep building level 3's next to the cart
>keep building teleporters
>my team is apparently so dim that they cant stop them
>finally me, two heavys and an engie get behind their spawn and start spawncamping them
>they have no teles, no reinforcements, nothing
>the rest of the team back at spawn apparently cant stop what remains of blu from pushing the cart around the corner, down the hill and into the whole
There are no words for how fucking stressed and angry I am right now
That was such an unpleasant fucking match
All these fucking blu engies taunting and laughing as they build 4 level 3's around the fucking place acting like they are hot fucking shit
My teeth fucking hurt from gritting them so much and theres a dent in my wall
I am so fucking angry I cant fucking even
I want anyone who plays engie to just fucking die in a cancer whole you horrible, immoral sacks of fucking shit
>>161256563
The one and only time I played Mannpower, the entire enemy team was spies zipping around with the vampire powerup. Garbage game mode, desu.
>>161256605
Stop playing Payload.
>>161256605
>Spawncamping instead of helping your team defend
>Blaming the rest of your team when you lose
>>161257196
Yeah, because defending while there are 4 level 3 sentries and 4 teleporters bringing people back almost instantly is really easy and viable
>>161255050
unfortunately phone emoji shitposters got a lot of fun characters filtered recently
>>161257524
Except after you destroyed the entrances, it should've been a simple matter to send in a single spy, then fucking destroy everything from behind.
>>161257636
It was 30 seconds left in the match when we destroyed the entrances.
I tried bonking behind before we got the tele behind them up but they spread the sentries around so I could not get behind them all
>>161257806
>Trying to defend last as scout
>Complains that it's his team's fault that he lost
>>161257965
>people can't switch classes in this game
>>161258025
>Switching to the worst possible class to help defend last when the enemy is spamming sentries
>Blaming your team when you lose
>>161199461
rate
>>161258097
Are you stupid?
>>161258178
No, but apparently you are. You could've gone demo. You could've gone spy. You could've gone medic. But no, instead you go scout when there are four sentries on the enemy team.
>>161258261
I went scout for less than 30 seconds to try the bonk thing
>>161248454
Crit-a-cola only, because it has such a general purpose. Bonk for passing enemy sentry lines, Milk for survival against groups.
>>161251765
I use Popper with Sand+Cleave combo. When in doubt just stick to stock. I use stock or Short with Crit-a-Cola; FaN or stock with Milk. As for Bonk I have no idea what primary may synergize better with it. May be Babyface's?
>>161258334
>4 sentries ahead
>go Scout for Bonkrush
famalam famalam, what would you even do if you managed to succeed? You should've gone spy.
>>161259026
>literally ever going spy
Also destroyed the entrances and harass reinforcements
>tfw u watch two teammates bump into an obvious spy
>we don't even have a pyro
>tfw u watch the spy get the backstab on both teammates
>>161259109
To what? Leave your teammates to fight with 4 sentries? meh... sounds like a plan.
>>161259109
Spy is perfectly viable in some situations, such as against sentry spam. Send spy in, send in explosive class + med right afterward. Watch engis cry.
scouts are worse than minis
>>161259969
Minis aren't even that bad.
>Do a full tour in a couple of hours
>Get complete utter shit
>Watch as all your friends get stupid overpriced unusuals, get aussies out of the ass, 1/1's
>Listen to a guy during the whole of MvM screech and cry as he stabs his spanish children, including his brother and sister
>Listen to the sound of shitty youtubers recording behind me in the same room for hours upon end
>Cry as they are next to me playing TF2 not even inviting me
whylive.jpg
>>161260238
Get a job. Maybe then you could afford your own Internet connection so that you could play at home instead of your high school's computer lab.
bost snibers
dont
<half> bro
<erics> What?
<half> pootis...
<erics> Ha ha
>>161261181
>using the crit-a-cola
>Pyro who has been using the reserve shooter all round: "Wow, great weapon, crits for nothing"
>>161261181
brother
>>161261908
>crits for nothing
does he get chicks for free
>>161262491
>pyro
>chicks
>>161262491
that aint working
>>161262832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwDDswGsJ60
>dom sniper thats getting tanked by a medic
>he goes darwin's danger shield and still dies 4-5 times before he gets revenge
>kill him more
>he goes soldier to bomb me and taunt me
someone is mad
this was in a pub
http://www.strawpoll.me/11749170
>>161263828
>tfw comp 2fort isn't real
>>161263886
what
>>161263867
both are bad
You are bad
I JUST TRIED TO ENJOY OVERWATCH, IT DIDNT WORK, BACK TO SOLDIER IN TF2
>>161264419
ok but why are you yelling
>>161262832
that little faggot is a millionaire
Buy my crap plox k thnx http://www.tf2outpost.com/trade/28631194
>>161266410
https://youtu.be/TwaPJar6zck please go to 3:10
https://scrap.tf/auctions/OOKMTD
https://scrap.tf/auctions/KT5I4G
>>161199256
>not have the massed flies daa gutenkuttaharen
give me 15 keys and its yoursit's on backpack.tf
>/tf2g/ exists
Wew. Are you matchmaking pros or do people actually play leagues?
>>161267437
but what's the point of plating tf2 if you have viewmodels off?
>>161264419
>Juggle, destroy, humiliate, taunt
>Pharah used jetpack at the same time as you, you hit her first
GOTY
>>161268089
What's the point of cosmetics? Why not play default ? Steam avatar and no items but weapons equipped?
It matters even to you, don't imply otherwise.
>>161268447
But what is the difference between you and new players then?
>>161268852
That I both dominate them and look good doing it?
>>161269067
but you can look good by having viewmodels on and cosmetics without making any effort
>>161267248
75% matchmaking, 20% low level comp, 4% undercover high level comp and 1% competitive mvm
used to be a lot of open and above regulars a few years ago
>>161270936
There's at least one /tf2g/ in invite, who else is high level comp?
>>161271305
Does he even post here?
>>161271390
Not in a while.
At least, not with his name on.
>>161271390
not for a few years
he plays overwatch now
>>161271050
idk if elliott quit or not
i know zz did he plays street fighter now
i think its just saturn and pelt
thread historian and ugc steel highlander veteran here ama
>>161272004
first people moved on to dota, then csgo, then a bunch of dead meme fpses, then overwatch
a lot of eu people were excited to start playing tf2 again after i58 but they lost interest again in like a week lol
>>161272459
he discovered himself in bhutan and became a locally renowned stone skipper
>>161274102
what happened to gran's bf rei?
>>161274232
rei plays crusader kings II rather than talk to me and occasionally bullies children with his mji grunts in tf2 matchmaking
the guys a fruit to be completely honest
a bumpy little pomegranate
>>161272459
I'm here AMA
>>161274428
what happened to rei's br slut xionxang
>>161275061
don't associate me with gfur dotards ok
he's powah's cousin
and i'm also powah's cousin
>>161275061
they live in the same tree and screech loudly when planes go overhead
>>161274802
I don't play tf2 competitively or play videogames really but I still go to the mumble to talk.
I basically became a normie, started lifting, campaigned for trump, got gf, maintaining 3.5 gpa in university, have an internship lined up for next summer.
2016 has been a good year.
>all these random mji losers trying to tripfag and get attention on a mongolian knitting forum
lmao
>>161275061
excuse me
Haha, yeah, those tripfags, pathetic right?
>>161275467
mge my boys
you won't
>>161275467
don't passive aggressive post at me bitchboy
>>161275613
mge me right now heres my id
https://steamcommunity.com/id/skouth
>>161275613
>implying i am afraid of a bunch of open shitters and 1 im player
>>161275737
a doppelganger...
>>161275775
post id
you won't
>>161275737
>you have one friend in common
not anymore i dont
>>161275953
who was it
>>161276048
i dont want to say
also who are you
>>161276180
>who am I
who are YOU????????????????????//
goddamn elliott is such a faggot
dumb tripfags
>>161276234
why would i say who i am
Yeah, tripfags are the worst with their sexy arms and muscular genitals.
>>161276259
hello elliott
>>161276357
>when ur such a who you don't even know who you are
shoo shoo who who
>>161276430
i dont need an identity on the internet
do we remember -our guy-?
>>161276498
:thinking:
There are people in this thread right now who are not tripfags.
*sips whisky like a distinguished sir*
tf2g tripfag orgy when
>>161276854
delete this
>>161276787
LMAO gran is ugly af
http://tf2r.corn/kaqz9sz.htmI
>>161277067
WTF???? I can't open this link??????????
time to play some pubbert with the boyim
>>161277212
>Being a leech
>>161277212
he he noob
\ /
._.
\_/
Get a job, ya fucking bums
>>161277306
WTF is a leech?!?!?!?!? I'm NOT a leech!
>>161277384
DON'T you DARE call me a noob, I will DOMINATE you as pyro in tf2 if it was a 1v1!
andale andale arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriba
Says the bagboy working a minimum wage job while living with his parents.
fuckimg DEGENERATES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, though.
>>161277556
(you)
Do whatever makes you happy.
Suckng dicks.
Making other people happy
>>161277556
brother you got a problem with my raffle?
why dont you come tell me that to my face?
we can do whatever you wanna do
its your world squirrel, im just tryna get a nut
nothing
hey gamers
just here to say I have had nothing to do with this posting of me
later
*kickflips away*
>>161277918
What gives you such an impression
I do not suck cocks just because I'm a homosexual
Not that there's anything wrong with sucking cocks
>>161278029
when's stream
actually you should stream our pubs and let the plebs over here bask in our glory
it'll be glorious
If I have over 800 hrs should I take a crack at competitive
>>161278632
Valve Matchmaking is a joke, go ahead.
>>161278632
the only people playing comp are rollers and rollees, and the rollers roll in squads
>>161278557
painted socks
twitch tv / icyw
Come hang and watch ya boy game with ya other boys
icywind is a surfer boy
>>161280290
with syphilis and all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxAB9BAxpJw
Ever have one of those matches that makes you hate this game and also the entire human race?
>>161280994
yes!
why does rei sound depressed?
>>161280994
Every day.
Why do people act like scout is the be all, end all of classes? He might be alright when he can get onto the flank, but should the enemy stay as a team or have a sentry he is pretty much useless.
>>161281782
lmao you dont even need one
a cpu is enough for tf2
>>161281862
He's the strongest 1v1 class in the game, but without a solid team to back up his picks, he's fairly useless.
>>161281862
Only 6's scouts think that scout is the be all end all
In actual games where all classes are present he is situational and really only good for picking off fleeing classes that the heavy hitters have softened up
>>161281862
>>161281912
>>161282018
t.probably some kind of pyro main
Scout is by far the strongest and most versatile class
>>161283076
i have a strange neon annihilator and i kind of want to get a strange detonator, but i spent all my metal on taunts
if they buff the detonator and nerf the fucking scorch shot i'll be very pleased
>>161283076
I should buy a cheapo unusual to flip when pyros update comes.
does anyone here have a tf.tv account and will make a post for me?
>>161281667
Because he's a weeaboo living in the slums. I'd hate my life too if I were in that situation
I thank the Lord every day that I am where I am
>>161280290
*skater boi
>>161280384
100% clean
>>161280994
every time here on twitch tv / icyw
>>161281667
he lives in brazil
>>161281884
that's the biggest fucking issue with this game. everything else runs perfectly because it doesnt suck up my cpu
>tf2 to intelligent too anonpost
>>161287440
>>161287585
hey do you have a tf.tv account
>mfw I'm getting flamed by non-normies on twitch tv / icyw
>NJ Legion Iced Tea
>>161287629
follow me on twitter.tv.tf @/user/iso
>>161288183
can you make a post for me iso i dont have an account
>>161288239
sure m8 what message do you want to pass on?
>>161288318
can you go into this thread and ask if theres a way to get multiple crosshairs instead of just 1
http://www.teamfortress.tv/26790/official-knucklescrosses-release/?page=3
or if you know the answer tell me that would be fine too
ty iso
>>161288301
>Hat.
>Sexual soon steal a handbag.
>Soldier fly.
>Fire mask mouse.
>In Africa, a man with a bomb.
>Russian rocket gun.
>Metal construction.
>Treatment for National Socialist.
>Shot during intercourse work the best.
>Jews.
why did I laugh
>>161288478
>Shot during intercourse work the best.
holy shit, that's "Sniping's a good job mate"
>>161288442
dude I was expecting an epic shiptoast or something
you can make an account there with steam if you want, it literally takes 2 minutes
to answer the question I think you can do something with achievement overlays to get a second crosshair but probably not
>>161287693
l o l
>>161288003
glad you like it i can barely hear my own music lol
>>161287629
yeah its IcyWind
>>161288679
i dont want an acc there
>>161288706
can you do >>161288442 since iso is too scared to
fraggot
tfw ur trying to win the pub against the enemy fagstack but ur boys are too busy shitposting
>>161288813
Do not disrespect the chain of command. AKA me, the commander.
>>161288734
uhh I can tell you from experience that yes its possible, its literally just adding another paragraph of code or whatever that adds one crosshair on top of another. I used to use like 3 layered ( . )s on top of each other and it looked apalling
Asking for a friend
https://www.strawpoll.me/11751040
Why are we being invaded by fraggers?
>>161217629
>>161288913
can you provide me with the text i need, thank you
>>161288917
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/234042
poast these
>>161289545
fuck off
>>161288838
SHUT THE FUCK UO SHUT THE FUCK UP
you fucking retard
>>161288983
i dont have it, i used to use it like 4 years ago lol
>>161289545
this oldschool meme is all i have. icywind albums circa 2012. still p good
>>161289707
get it then
>>161289707
THEY KEEP PLAYING SAD SONGS ON THE RADIO
>>161289545
thats a silly looking doggo
>>161290062
thanks she's a great doggo who likes to chew on my hands
>>161290235
thats not good for your hands
I may have just been locked out of my own account.
I had ran out of app space so I chose to delete the steam app. I unfortunately made the mistake of doing so without removing the mobile app authenticator, and/or updating my phone number.
I'm praying and hoping that steam will read my support ticket and unlock my account, but if not I may have just fucked myself.
I don't want 6 years to go down the drain.
I don't want my inventory to go down the drain.
You guys may not care but fuck it, I just want to vent at this point.
/endblogpost.
dotsy btfo
pootJs
>>161290657
did you try reinstalling it?
>>161290817
Yeah, but I can't get into it. I can't recieve codes by sms either, because I changed my phone number and carrier.
>>161290657
happened to me as well
dont worry they'll listen and you'll get your stuff back duder
>>161290905
I did that before. Don't worry about it bro, just wait, steam support takes a while but they do answer.
ASS WE CAN
can someone give me a viewmodel toggle bind
okay
*gives you a viewmodel toggle bind*
>>161292385
thjanks
>>161292315
bind o "r_drawviewmodel 1"
bind p "r_drawviewmodel 0"
>>161292446
thats trash i found one myself using google thanks though
>>161292385
bind 1 "slot1; r_drawviewmodel 0"
bind 2 "slot2; r_drawviewmodel 0"
bind 3 "slot3; r_drawviewmodel 1"
What's a decent name for a scattergun?
>>161292818
fuck you
>>161292978
I hear that name too often. Something less common would be better.
is there any name for a sniper rifle that doesn't involve the following
>point and click adventure
>aimbot
>*username's own*
>boom headshot
or any other awful sniper rifle names i'm missing
>>161293118
thats a common name dude
Scatterbrained?
>>161293165
"head on"
best with the description "apply directly to the forehead"
>>161293118
Azerbaijan
>>161292818
http://tf2tags.com/results/50?class=scout&slot=primary&base=scattergun&order=score
>>161295161
so many anti trump names
>join game
>game ends before i can play
i want an australium scattergun
>>161296291
Everytime.
>check dude's profile
>click on his friends
>he doesn't appear on their friend list
wtf
how
Checked out a furry server out of boredom, and...
>>161299907
>out of boredom
suuuurreee
>>161292446
>not doing bind o "toggle r_drawviewmodel"
pleb
Anyone else have problems finding a class they like? Every time I think I find a class I enjoy playing I have a run of really bad games and suddenly I hate that class now.
>>161303086
no
everyone has bad games and bad days
never blame the class if ur playing any of hte cookie cutter classes (scout soldier demo medic)
>>161303596
Playing scout is pretty much a throwing desu
>>161303682
what
scout is the strongest class in the game
>>161303682
>Playing scout is pretty much a throwing desu
nice bait mate
>>161303837
Yeah, maybe if the enemy has literally no flank protection but if they so much as set up a minisentry then the scouts useless
>>161303906
i hope you're trolling
>>161303945
>"Someone saying my main isnt perfect?! they must be trolling!"
tfw too depressed to play tf2
>>161303980
well, if you say it about an imperfect class like scout, then of course it makes perfect sense. good thing us sniper mains exist to keep you plebians beneath our feet where you belong with our class of perfect balance. sniper has no weaknesses whatsoever and you should grovel at our feet.
>>161304392
Well its true
Sniper is the only truly skill based class in the game
>>161304541
And medic and spy
CLASS SKILL INDEX:
>Engineer
>Demoman
>Scout
>Sniper
>Heavy
>Medic
>Soldier
>Spy
>Pyro
Move Sniper down 1 on last
Move Medic up 2 if teammates are retarded
CLASS PERFORMANCE INDEX:
>Medic
>Demoman
>Scout
>Soldier
>Sniper
>Heavy
>Engineer
>Spy
>Pyro
Invert list with retards (except Soldier, who is position 5 instead of 6)
>>161304576
>IMFUCKINGPLYING THAT "HOLD DOWN MOUSE 1 TO HEAL BITCHING RETARDS" AND "180 DEGREE INSTAKILL WITH IMMEDIATE GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD" THE CLASSES COME ANYWHERE NEAR THE LEVEL OF PRESTIGE, SKILL AND HANDSOMENESS THAT EVERY SNIPER MAIN POSSESSES FROM THE INSTANT THEY CLICK ON THE CLASS
YOU ARE A FUCKING DISGRACE TO TF2 AND I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU IN THIS THREAD AGAIN
>engineer takes any skills
When this meme ends? It's never was funny.
>>161290657
How do you made a ticket?
Fuck living in New Zealand, dude. I wanna get started in comp but Ozfortress and UGC are literally dead in this fucking region. My only friend that plays has like 300 hours. AU Lobbies fill about once a month. What the fuck am I meant to do?
>>161306823
Move to america.
Any of the new Halloween effects are just a shinier gibus to me now
>>161307772
A Brave New World
>>161308212
Don't reply to me or my samefags ever again
>>161276890
>He actually did
HAAH
WAAW
>>161293165
Pornhub.com/facialcompilations a name i've seen once or twice
>>161309063
>He deleted his post
LOVING
EVERY
LAUGH
>>161309269
not the guy you're replying to but you can't delete a post longer than 30 minutes after you make it, idiot
>>161309524
Anon i replied to him
Then i saw the backlink broken
Refreshed the page and it was gone
Oh god, now i know why it was deleted
Because he announced his report
We've got a janitor over here
Please post your hot pockets memes for him
>>161309797
are u dumb
I figured out how to get two crosshairs with that file heck yeah
NO THANKS TO YOU ISO
Rate my Heavy
>>161310057
Generic
>>161310057
Lilo&Stitch tourist /10
Why do you dislike generic loadouts?
d e a d
Holy shit. How can people still be playing this game?
>>161310042
what file
what iso
>>161312729
you know most people here dont actually play the game right?
>>161313181
No. I just presumed this. Steam Chart also looked favorable to this notion.
>>161312729
Because is entretaining
Will TF3 ever happen?
>>161314507
most likely not
valve isnt really a game developer and i dont think theyd be interested in selling it to another dev
I made over 70 tf2 workshops items, mostly high quality ones
Yet none of them are in game
Ask me questions.
>>161315162
How big is your benis?
>>161315652
Big enought
>>161315162
Maybe they're not as "high quality" as you think if 70 of them didn't fucking make it
>>161315958
Trust me, majority of them are.
(really positive workshop rating as well)
>>161316075
post your profile for proof
>>161316129
No.
Just take my words, why would I even come and post a "really specific" lie.
>>161316197
There's this term called "delusional artist".
You should look it up
>>161316197
lying people are often times overly specific
>>161316347
Not sure if 80%/85% positive rating would be called delusional
Valve ignore a lots of workshopers anyway.
>>161316630
I'm just sayin. Plenty of artists has fans that kiss their ass even though they suck
>>161316751
The votes are made by the guys who upvote or downvote items on the workshop
Also know as totally not a fanbase, and approximately 4000 votes per item.
>traderfags waste their time in virtual goods and giving valve profits
>when she sees your dick
why is it always the med missing 6v6
is that the major unfixable flaw of tf2center and comp tf2 in general
pls come
https://tf2center.com/lobbies/771473
>>161317852
MMO syndrome, nobody wants to play the healer
Shame because TF2's medic is fun as fuck and strong to booth, with the whole meta revolving around him
>>161304728
>HOLD DOWN MOUSE 1 TO HEAL BITCHING RETARDS
Wait, people still have this enabled?
>sentry busters legs dont do a full rotation like broken swastikas
>>161319620
>fun as fuck
thats if ur winning.
>>161316995
>He still doesn't realize he has to be in the workshop modder circlejerk to get items into the game
>>161319620
Medic is only good and fun if your team is competent.
Finally, my new lack of hat
Post Scouts
>>161322346
>>161322818
that hat is themed as fuck
nice
>>161323864
whats so themed about it
>>161323913
the lightning around the chicken
>>161323958
what
>>161322346
School shooter vest
>>161324221
What?
>its a silver vs purple medal round
>>161324221
What?
>>161324221
What?
>>161234045
Badlands and snakewater exist.
>it's an <500 hours anon plays casual episode
>>161325001
The community servers i played on don't exist anymore
Arcana+Spellbound+Time Warp+Green Black Hole+Sunbeams
pls gabe
pls
>It's another round where the other engis build right next to you and follows you whenever you move
Fucking shit reruns
>it's a you can't boot f2p 5th sniper shitters off because some fucktard says "let's be nice to f2ps, they are new :)" episode
ignoring their shit don't improve them you know, they'll just think being the 5th sniper/spy supports the team. meanwhile if you boot them for not complying they'll learn their mistake and not do it again or just uninstall the game because its too ""toxic"" and buy memewatch/csgo which means 1 more shitter removed from the game
>>161325932
Get on my level
>>161325932
Pretty gross, desu. Just get a sunbeams/black hole unusual combo if you care that much, the rest aren't really noticeable.
>>161326249
>The minute you give up and switch off of engi, all his shit gets sapped and you lose the round
>>161326303
actually what I based it off of family
>>161326337
fuck you spellbound and arcana are good effects
>>161324221
What?
>>161326303
Thats actually painful to see. Really, it's too bright for my eyes.
>>161327358
Check out this combo, its dark as fuck
>>161327770
Hey! That's my loadout.
>>161324221
>implying it matter since the unusual goes with literally anything and everything
>Get an absolutely retarded stomp where I sit and do nothing because the other team dies in spawn or where I'm the only one who has clicked on an enemy all game
>Nothing
>Get the most average game in the world
>How would you rate this match? :^)
>>161328191
>Not rating them all horrible anyway
>>161324221
Hwat?
>tfw faceit will save TF2 Comp
>>161328409it wont
>>161327935
I know
I may or may not have stolen it for my pyro
>>161328409
>no coloring
Wow, 13 years and he somehow got worse.
>>161322007
>more or less in that circle jerk
>one item in
The bigger help is having one of the 8 popular creators on an item.
Psyke has over 100 self mades for instance.
Getting void or neo or svdl or someone on instantly increases the chance of an item getting because valve checks votes a week or 2 before an update and adds shit from the highest rated pile, and then 1 or 2 shit items so its not exclusively the same 10 or so people getting items in every update.
Post OC loadouts
>>161329460
It still looks like random shit thrown together, and no amount of money spent on shiny pixels will change that.
>>161329306
Delet or pyro gets it
>>161329846
Oh no!
>>161329460
>>161329959
uh oh ur pyro's fukcin dead better use a new one kid
>>161330265
RIP
Is this different enough or do I have to get a new misc?
>>161330360
nah that's fine
>>161329686
>>161329460
How do you guys make your loadout screen look like that?
>>161330507
http://pastebin.com/MQrETjFg
its raining heavies
I AM YOUR GOD NOW
>random ad
>'oh he must want to buy something I've got listed'
>sends a trade offer
>'hey, can I have 5 ref?'
>spectate someone
>"x's very own x"
>>161332563
give him 45 scrap
>>161332669
>spectate someone
>shoutcast for them
crowd pleaser
>>161332563
Aren't all advertisements random?
>>161332669
Viva's very own Viva?
>>161332669
tf2g named it
Post overused item names
>x's Point and Click Adventure
>Plan B
>Kurt Cobain's Microphone
><shitty latin name in here>
><random female's name>
>>161333625
you forgot greek/roman/norse god names for their le epic australium scatterguns and sniper rifles
hurr durr i am tripfag hurrrrrr
Post original and funny/interesting item names
>"gun" on swords
>"LOL" on all weapons
>"feminine penis" on original
>"[your deviantart's OC]'s weapon of night death destuction" on your best weapons
>"8====D" on all weapons
>"[mlp pony name]'s [weapon] of snuggles and muffins xP" on all weapons
>"FUUUUUUU" on all weapons
>>161335373
hah no lol
>it's a "6 minutes of queueing only to find a game where your entire team gets dismantled by a single DR/spycicle spy with a chamer's chapeau and anime avatar" episode
>>161335727
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/d/dc/Spy_cheers08.wav?t=20100625224836
I can hear the birds chirping here
>>161336052
tfw that guy looks like an older version of him anyways
>that guy
Please tell me you at least know who he is.
>>161328725
colors are a crutch
>QUICKSELLING (...)!!!!!
>1 key off
Why do people make this bullshit?
>>161337185
They're striking back against the ONLY INTERESTED IN QUICKSALES crowd.
>>161334541
banana :D
>>161338143
I will buy quicksells until I get to my purple energy charmer's chapeau
weed
buy me
weed me
why the fuck did valve pass up the chance to make a stop sign melee instead of this piece of shit
piece of shit medid i do it right? im new
new me
love me
kill me
later -_-
>>161341004
>>161341191
>>161342017
>>161342132
>>161342197
>>161342560
hah lol nopeloser lol
>>161340785
Because one of the main features of Snowplow is the train.
>>161335727
>mfw I'm that spy
Minus the dead ringer. But literally me.
repeat after me: mnmnmnmn im dead
mnmnmnmn im dead
>>161344853
CnD-cicle?
>>161338753
You and every other baddie who can't trade and takes backpack.tf as gospel.
>>161185705
>why the fuck did valve pass up the chance to make a stop sign melee instead of this piece of shit
Hey dude, that wep is great. My favourite melee
>>161346220
>who can't trade
Well, I already made 79 keys but whatever mate :^)
And why not checking the price on bp.tf? I do not see anythung wrong with it
ry4ntk u here
>>161346684
>79 keys
Wooooow. How much time did that take you?
The prices on backpack.tf aren't golden standards, immutable and immune to wheeling and dealing, much better to check the prices people are currently selling at.
Jesus, thats a lot of unboxes
>>161347113
>How much time did that take you
1 month.
I know the prices are not inmutable, but, obviusly, it is way easier to make profit if someone is quickselling and you just re-sell it for 2-3 keys than if you buy a random unusual for above of the bp.tf price. Re-selling shit like that takes a long time and I'm not very patient
Left or Right?
>>161347750
Right for tryharding, left for regular play
>>161347538
Halloween hype was real, for all that it was a shit event overall.
>>161347846
define tryharding
also do you think people will be more scared of a ~mask~ than an unusual
>>161347750
left desu
>>161348887
I'd define tryharding as playing to win, not for fun
>inb4: omggg but i haev fun winning!!!!!1
Ok that is fine but if you dont have fun when losing you are still a tryhard
fpydu odm\y viyr
Left, Middle, or Right?
>>161349824
what do you mean
>>161349974
none of them
>>161350254
why not
>Harvest
>wanna be a dick
>go phlog
>top score
>>161348887
>A scout with an unusual reking your team
Jesus fuck faggot get a life and stop meatshotting my medic
>A scout with a mask that appears from unexpected places, kills you and a few of your teammates before going off to another flank
Fucking hell he's good, should've paid more attention
Cosmetics are a powerful tool, don't forget. You won't hear anybody complain about a spy trying to DM them with the ambassador, but a festive revolver is somehow much more rage inducing, and i speak from personal experience
>>161350672
>Wanna be a dick on harvest
>Go funslinger
>Entire enemy team is DH soldiers and LnL demoknights
r8 my jew
>>161350695
Getting killed by s+m1 is always more rage inducing
>>161350695
true
>>161351510
nice
how much
>>161351663
Bit over a dollar. Like 30 cents more than the current lowest price for one.
Official /tf2g/ list of qts(Updated 11/28/16):
Human
Shuckle
Dotsy
Feathers
Lilly
Odd
>>161351706
How much you selling it for?
>>161352295
literally who?
>>161352465
Can probably get a good $7~8 for it on SCM. Might sell it for a couple of keys whenever it's tradeable, though.
Pyromaniac update when?
im gonna be playing team fortress two as the pyromaniac
Im gonna be playing team fortress 2 as...
>>161352656
whats the filter for finding those, again? i remember a large chart that someone madei think i know who it is
but i forgot to save it
>>161352295
i wish i was cute
>>161352295
yes
maybe
no
lol
who
who
>>161354036
no i meant the string of characters you need to input to find hlaf-completed fabricators
>>161355770
Oh.
professional NOT battle
specialized NOT unique
Is what I use. Make sure you have "include description in search" ticked.
>>161355872
Not that anon but thanks, i was trying to use "whatever x 0" but that obviously wasn't working
>>161356396
>5 posts early
fag
>>161355872
thanks
btw i meant
professional fabricator NOT unique
which returns all professional killstreak fabricators with a specialized killstreak item included
>>161356396
why do you always post early
why?
do you have some sort of identity problem where if you didnt make the thread and people didnt reply to you, you would literally die?
last 3 threads have been exactly like this
let it reach 750, then post your dumb meme
>>161356654
Getting them with a spec ks kit already filled in is pretty rare, I've only seen it happen twice within a reasonable price range.
>>161356654
>do you have some sort of identity problem where if you didnt make the thread and people didnt reply to you, you would literally die?
Yes
@6805
good to know
get a trip so i could stop giving you free replies
>>161352295
happy to be here
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