Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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1st for ppd

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top nth for polina

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How can I be as effay as EG.Sumail?

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

vkatylas'
*5k-tyanochka*

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IF I CAN'T BE ON LIQUID, NO ONE WILL.

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>>161151945
good post

post thicc annee

S H E E V E R P R E G N A N T

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>>161152210

>>161152210
anon here
actually don't haha it was just a joke

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>>161151945
>>161152130
>cookie cutter slavshit
>*shows tits*
>omg best waifu xD

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>>161152210

>>161152276
don't you have a panel or cast to butcher with your horrendous performances anee?

>>161152310
>she wont stop telling me how she is actually an 8.5

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So who do I cheer for, synderen or liquid?

>>161152370
what is godz doing with those subhumans?

>>161152370
nice headshot

>>161152027
DC grabbed him as soon as possible

>>161152354
>someone not liking a cookie cutter slavshit automatically implies him liking a landwhale
Come on Pierre

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>>161152525
LMAO saved

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>loda couldn't even handle a Luna sd game

now that's pathetic

>Alliance lost to a team with Trixi on it
That team is fucking done for, Loda retiring and maybe just scrap the whole Alliance thing entirely

>>161152525
Dude no fucking way it's real

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>>161152584
>tfw Liquid.Trixi might be a thing in the future

>>161152370
synderen is cool guy with decent humor sense and good knowledge of dota
liquid is allstars, bandwagoners favorite team, like ti5 secret (le mao three nine keys exdidi)
choice is yours

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>the game slowly dies as the new players only consist of smurfs
>shilling and advertizing rapidly increases among the pro players trying to milk the scene, as well as the casters who can barely get funding for their non-valve lans

Gaben and LD did this

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holy fucking gazongas

>>161152720

>NA on the right

>>161152720
fat girl tits

>>161152720
>eu v na

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say your goodbyes to your waifu of FREE dmg retards she won't see competitive play for a long time once 6.89 hits

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>>161152564
Ok kurwa, I'm gonna need the full thing.

>be overweight
>last name has the word 'eclare' in it

pottery

>>161152502
getting triggered over polinaposting indicates he has utterly shit taste

>>161152782
>>161152783
JAV SHIT MOOOOOOOOOOT

>>161152782
>>161152783
mot

>>161152720
would you travel thirty thicc hours with sir action slacks and call it your favourite part?

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>>161152782
>>161152783
MOOT

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>>161152782
>>161152783
the fugg

>>161152782
>>161152783
put me in the screencap!!!

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>>161152716
Abdul "Icefrog" Ismail: I want to exchange Long-Term Moderately-High profits for Short-Term Very-High profits by pandering to the richest, yet most casual of gamers: White people.

>b-but le icefrog is god and can do no wrong ;ppppppp

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Why is Fatdroid invited to events?

why ARE THEY shilling monster so much?

STOP SELLING OUT AND SHILLING PLEASE. SLACKS PLEASE MAKE FUN OF THIS. EVEN SLACKS IS SHILLING

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>>161152782
>>161152783
why is this allowed?

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Did OD put the buns in the oven????

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>win sheever's digits
PLS

>>161152782
>>161152783
put me in the screencap

kinda feel like queuing for a game b4 work desu

>Sheever is literally pregnant with ODpixels child

Wha

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>>161152783
>>161152782

does anyone want the phone numbers of these maniacs?

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>>161153032
No she did that herself

What is wrong with Aneedroid, why can't she lose some weight

>>161153056
never seen such high damage done on overwatch

>>161153145
together they will create a baby that stutters at the speed of light

>>161153145
its about time
hopefully her maternity leave will last forever

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If Invoker doesn't get like 5 good nerfs in this next patch I'm gonna hang myself in the recption area of Valve HQ

>>161152945
IceFrog has had nothing NOTHING to do with this game since TI2. Dota isn't a videogame friend it's a magical cash printing machine, one that's pulled in A HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS a year for one tournament for 3 years in a row. This is Valves diamond Goose with gold flakes, every decision is made in the name of profit (I guarantee you 100% Monkey King is gonna have an arcana when he's released). Hell they'll probably release Jugg and Monkey King arcanas at the same time cause GUYS IT'S A HHUUUUUGE UPDATE LOOK 2 ARCANAS ONLY $40 EACH WOW EXALTED PARTICLE EFFECTS

Valve does't care about balance or the game they want every last penny they can possibly get, while the Frog lays chained in Valves basement, unhappy and bloated with royalties while he watches his game get worse and worse. If you think Gabe lets anyone touch his game you're nuts, TI alone has been worth a hundred million for years now, the company could coast for a decade of Dota profits alone but we'll still only get updates that focus on us buying shit (remember the chink even where you could buy shit to make your beats stonger? Blatant P2W shit instead of fun Frostivus stuff).

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who comfy here

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Pregnant sheever stream

>>161153305
Pretty sure it's impossible to fit more autism in one post. Good job my man

>>161153305
you might as well sell all your stuff and spend all your money on hookers and drugs for your last few days because invo isnt getting touched

kuro stopping miracles rampage based

>>161153357
>not filtering trip fags
wew

>>161153305
>b-but le icefrog is god and can do no wrong ;ppppppp>b-but le icefrog is god and can do no wrong ;ppppppp>b-but le icefrog is god and can do no wrong ;ppppppp>b-but le icefrog is god and can do no wrong ;ppppppp>b-but le icefrog is god and can do no wrong ;ppppppp>b-but le icefrog is god and can do no wrong ;ppppppp>b-but le icefrog is god and can do no wrong ;ppppppp>b-but le icefrog is god and can do no wrong ;ppppppp>b-but le icefrog is god and can do no wrong ;ppppppp>b-but le icefrog is god and can do no wrong ;ppppppp>b-but le icefrog is god and can do no wrong ;ppppppp>b-but le icefrog is god and can do no wrong ;ppppppp>b-but le icefrog is god and can do no wrong ;ppppppp

>>161153447
What do you expect from a stupid canadian?

>>161153447
what if I am the tripfag?

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Fogged is a cutie!

Is the story about Icefrog cat name playdota thread actually true? That some turboautist told him to fuck off with cats and continue developing.

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IceFrog has had nothing NOTHING to do with this game since TI2. Dota isn't a videogame friend it's a magical cash printing machine, one that's pulled in A HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS a year for one tournament for 3 years in a row. This is Valves diamond Goose with gold flakes, every decision is made in the name of profit (I guarantee you 100% Monkey King is gonna have an arcana when he's released). Hell they'll probably release Jugg and Monkey King arcanas at the same time cause GUYS IT'S A HHUUUUUGE UPDATE LOOK 2 ARCANAS ONLY $40 EACH WOW EXALTED PARTICLE EFFECTS

Valve does't care about balance or the game they want every last penny they can possibly get, while the Frog lays chained in Valves basement, unhappy and bloated with royalties while he watches his game get worse and worse. If you think Gabe lets anyone touch his game you're nuts, TI alone has been worth a hundred million for years now, the company could coast for a decade of Dota profits alone but we'll still only get updates that focus on us buying shit (remember the chink even where you could buy shit to make your beats stonger? Blatant P2W shit instead of fun Frostivus stuff).

>>161153529
so slacks is a ftm and annee is a mtf right?

>>161153529
he's a small guy

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>>161153305
>IceFrog has had nothing NOTHING to do with this game since TI2.
>while the Frog lays chained in Valves basement, unhappy and bloated with royalties while he watches his game get worse and worse
Why do you assume Icefrog is a good guy?
You're literally like a redditor that claims that Gabe is a god just for the memes. The only thing different is the name of your idol. (which is just that, an idol in your imagination)

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>>161153620

>>161153529
How tall is Fogged?

>>161153663
Looks like 170ish

>>161153367
>>161153509
You're the problem. Valves cultivated this perfect fanbase of hypercuckolds that will just let them get away with everything, wouldn't want to be a casual that hates Valve cause Valve made half life right? Valve can do no wrong ever cause they made Half Life 2 I forgot haha, probably working so hard on half life they can only update their most played game on Steam twice a year with P2W updates. This game is only going to get worse, try and tell yourself it's ANY DIFFERENT THAN WHAT HAPPENED TO TF2 except the Esports crutch to keep it standing.

I mean it's literally TF2. Anyone that played TF2 from before F2P will tell you this is the exact road it took.

>>161153386
I have to have hope. Even one nerf and it's a sign he's not untouchable

>Ghost walk no langer slows enemies
>EMP no longer refunds mana
>No more Ravage sized Deafening Blast
>Alacrity scaled down to something that's not double damage and attack speed on demand

Literally any nerf to any of his skills

There should be a new personality role, called Amusing Sidekick.
Both Slacks and Pyrion actually bring something into the stream when theyre not on stage or out there yelling like autists, but in the panel as a guy who only gets to make one quirky comment in 30 seconds.

>>161153521
wtf im not canadian

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>>161153663

Not too high, not too short.

Just enough to be cute.

>we suck major ass
t. matu

>>161153693
Your complaining already destroyed several heroes, now you want to dumpster one of the few remaining fun ones, fuck you shiteating redditor.

>tfw liquid has gone from ti contenders to having an okay chance at dreamhack
matumbaman is suffering. When does FATA return?

>Finns

LYL

>>161153663

5'11''

I wish Matu was on a good team ;_;

>>161153847
stop replying to retards, if you ignore them they get tired sooner or later, if you give them the attention they seek they simply become another lebanon

>>161153849
>waa we've never seen teams roster swap then be irrelevant for a while
>waa I want my team to be good. Right. Now!

>>161153865

He was until they picked up Memeacle. They fell for the OG meme and broke up their good team.

>>161153847
>I'm actually so bad at the game I need to play the most OP hero in the game to enjoy it

Sadly the game is catered to "people" like you now. Don't forget to buy both Arcanas day one and get DOUBLE EXALTED ARCANA goy, it's a great deal and supports a free game!

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>>161153693
How fucking retarded are you to think at more than 1% of this game's playerbase are even fucking aware of Half-Life. It's the other way around, Valve lays its thick black dick on this game's development because they KNOW retards like you and your kin only play THIS ONE SINGLE GAME and won't drop it no matter how shit it gets.

NO MATTER HOW BAD IT GETS IN MY LIFE, AT LEAST I'M NOT A DOTARD

yapzor is a non-white :D

>>161153529
good taste pham

If Liquid wins this it will finally prove that BULBA "THE MMR ASSASSIN", "THE TEAM DEVOURER", "THE EG AGENT" was the problem right?

>>161152948
Why am i so attracted to this THICCNESS

I want escape to win.
Liquid can take the major after FATA returns

>>161154008
No, it will proove what you retards don't seem to understand, it's natural for teams to have off seasons, then good seasons again

>>161152782
>>161152783
what the fuck

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He still didn't reply why he presumes Icefag to be a good person.

>>161154008

Anything that can happen proves Bulba was right.

>Dreamleague allows coaches to be in the booth

Wonder if Valve will

Is sheever a giantess or is fogged just kinda short

>>161154039
bulba pls

>>161153865
Matu was literally the reason liquid got dropped out of TI6. He deserves what he gets for being a finnish bastard

>>161154008
no because that's not something that needs proing

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>>161154086

>>161153931
>earth spirit in the trashcan
>techies absolutely unplayable
>doom is a joke
I don't think you have any idea what you're talking about.

>>161154039
>bulba on team
>team barely qualifies

>kick bulba
>team starts showing some t1 performance

uhm, dotard?

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>>161154039
Yeah, the Leafs have been off season for a couple decades now, the time to shine is close though I can feel it

>Give the suicidal pub freak his comfort hero
>Win because jugg is a jack of all trades, but does nothing amazingly

How is Era still playing on a competitive team? Dude was only relevant in HON where everyone was bad

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>>161154008
I'M NOT THE PROBLEM, EVERYONE ELSE IS. I COACHED EG TO A TI5 VICTORY.

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>>161154121

>>161154162
not even close. They need to kick that shitter miracle and take back FATA the most consistent mid on the planet

>>161154015
it's an evolutionary advantage to be attracted to thick girls if you're a burger. it's a basically unplayed field, they don't expect relationships so you can just pump em full and move on and with modern healthcare it's not even that bad. I sure don't want to fuck them, but that's exactly my point

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very bored of jugg

>>161154201
How is Bulba still in a team
How is Envy still in a team
How is Dendi still in a team
Because when you have connections in the scene, you can just hang around in tier 2/3 teams until you accept you're done and go get a normie job

>>161154162

Sam fucking sucks at dota but his knowledge is INSANE. He should really just go full time coaching because he's fantastic at it. His mechanics are just ass.

>>161154228
jugg is fun
better him than drow "i right click" ranger

Hi streamer, hi chat!

>>161154274
Knowing how dota worked in the last 10 years is okayish base knowledge to grow from, but if you're just a bad player who can't keep up with metas, you're not knowledgeable

>>161154274
>knowledge is INSANE

dude PICK ME SKYWRATH kuro

>feeds hard
>dotards consider this INSANE knowledge

lmao nice game dotards

>>161154039
>be EG
>shit performance at Manila with bulba
>kick him
>suddenly top 3 TI
woah

>>161154202
If there's a "I'M NOT THE PROBLEM, EVERYONE ELSE IS" player in the pro scene it's 100% RTZ, EG won that TI5 victory immediately after RTZ left for Secret, and have won The Summit only since taking him back.

>>161154312
"no"

who's that subhuman with the disgustingly fake blond hair

Did they change necrolytes voice when they had to rename him? I miss the darker creepier voice. The laugh and lines with the new actor sound too childish, like a 10 year old trying to.mock the original

>>161154364
I'm not sure but I think it could be different having knowledge and having knowledge available while in a game situation. you're in a different mindset, maybe you get tunnelvision, stuff like that

>>161154364
>>161154372

>Willingly ignoring how much of an impact Teabun and Sam have had on teams they coached

>>161154423
your highest-mmr-on-the-planet-drug-addict-miracle-on-cocaine-because-tolerant-to-adderal

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>jugg picked


Gonna be an exciting game 1 dotards!

that thicc girl has a bad body but a nice voice

godz went off the deep end i see

godz has aged like a fine wine god damn I am loving his look today

>that stache
>that shirt
>that tie

holy hell

TORILLE

>>161154461
now he says theeban lmao

only results between BOTH as coaches is EG at TI5 and that was because storm spirit was BROKEN and shiki was the worst mid in china.

ei vittu lasse ja kalle älkää laittako tällästä tänne :--DD

>>161154426
They didn't exactly change the voice tracks (with the exception of those which mention his name), just the filter.

>2 finns meet in a game
>immediately start shitposting in all chat
finn genocide when

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this guy just comes to your game and demands kunkka mid, what's your response?

>>161154704
pick brewmaster and run down mid

Can the 9k dye man make Tresding the Losing Character work?

escape are doing it boys

>>161154121
>tfw manlet
>tfw i want to sheever to sex me like it's snu snu

>>161154704
It has happened

he carried

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>>161154704
I show cleavage, now he is hypnotized and i make him pick techies. Yes

>>161154704
win

is po4 clockwerk actually sound? I thought he needed levels and farm and stuff

If he was jungling he's be half-way to blink by now

both trixi and miracle died twice in the exact same way
i even thought it was a replay of the first time for the trixi kill

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>>161153693
Nevermind, you outdid yourself, congratulations again

synderen is the best disruptor in pro dota

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>>161154798
Dark Souls is a masterpiece but overhyped is not, delete now.

so this game is just gonna be a showcasing of how different a T1 and a T2 team handle the midgame, with an ez 3-0 for Liquid, right?

why are there so many virgins in this thread?

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>>161155043

>>161155105
>liquid
>t1
???????????

>>161155147
you'll see what I mean

i cant stop fapping a girl on facebook. ive been cumming to her pics at least 5 times a day. is this love? or am i just experiencing primal desire?

>mid lc outfarming a tinker

LMAO KILL YOURSELF ESCAPE

>>161155185
its autism

>>161154887
clock needs levels to be able to kill people and needs items to be able to survive and get out after his jump
support clock is super greedy to run

clockwerk is bad -d2g

just another shit "pro" legion commander failing a duel instead of farming

>>161155185
the latter I'd assume

if you were in love you'd want to do more disgusting things like holding hands instead of jerking off

envy tier play from MC right there

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>Escape gaming is the Tier 1 team in a sea of Tier 3 teams
If only Synd made plays like this months ago when it actually mattered.

>>161155185
post pics

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>>161155147
real tiers of dota esports 2016-2017

tier 1:
Virtus Pro
Team Secret
Liquid

tier 2:
OG
EG

tier 3:
NP
chink squads

garbage:
the rest

>>161155347
>shitrekt above OG.
cringey cunt.

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>>161155137
solo isn't even best disruptor player on his team

if morphling stays at low HP tinker can just burst him down

>>161155347
>two t1 teams didnt even get into the major
i love puppey but he has not done anything to prove secret is t1 now

>>161155347
>That description
what the fuck is that real
what the fuck are they doing at pokemon why are they so edgy and sexual now

>>161155389
>what is linkens
cringe.

>>161155412
>now
that thing is second gen

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>>161155341
here. she is so beautiful i want to kill myself

What aspect of LC will be buffed next patch you think?

>>161155503
If I were to print this out and cum on it, how would you feel about that anon?

>>161155503
is she preparing to take a dump

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>>161155438
what will you do about the second one?

>27k MMR team losing to fucking Synderen

haha

>>161155503
Faggot, there is like 10 girls just like her in the street if you go out of your lair.

>>161155185
for how long? My cycle is usually 1) fap nonstop for 2-3 days 2) ask her out 3) stop fapping

>>161155527
LC takes 15% less damage during duel

>>161155559
RANKED BABBIES ON FUCKING SUICIDE WATCH.

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>>161155527
Rework her aghs so that it lasts forever again until somebody dies, and that her teammates can help her win the duel while the enemies not being able to hurt Legion.

Bam, fixed.

>>161155503
she isn't white

>>161155559
synderen is a good player though Kappa

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Will I cheer for Trixi or Matu?

>>161155540
dont you dare dishonor her you fucking degenerate
>>161155568
she is the most beautiful girl ive ever seen i have not seen anyone else who comes close. maybe im looking at her with rose tinted glasses tho.
>>161155592
its been this way for like 2 weeks now. usually i get over it but this time is unusual.
>>161155679
>being racist in the current year
baka

>>161155559
>losing
not really

>>161155672
Increase aghs duel duration to 10
Increase cast range to 1200
Hasted while in duel

Otherwise, LC is largely fine, its just the pros play her terribly and she isn't as forgiving as offlaners who rely 100% on abilities

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>Pub Legion Commander
>200 fed damage by 30 minutes
>Professional Legion Commander
>10 damage if you're lucky by 30 minutes
Why is Legion such a bad hero?

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>d2g

>>161155672
no. Her aghs makes her and her duelist immune to disables during duel. They are both allowed to take damage. But you can't euls or disruption or shit

>>161155779
because icrefraud designed the hero to be the king of the 2k bracket.

>>161155779
she is second best hero to play against retards
the first one is slark

>cuckqjva

>>161155779
N0tail said LC is really strong and I'd take his opinion over your 2k shitstain opinion.

Ayy lamamao

Morphling....

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Reminder that Valve actively hates the playerbase and goes out of their way to make us unhappy because they're jaded aristocrats who get paid to do it

>lc is bad

>>161155779
pro players play her poorly
look at all these failed duels by miracle

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

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THE MATUMBA SHOW

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leave top rax to me

I'm 12 btw.

>>161155984
tinker killed him. He's weak

Is liquid the most hateable team or is it eg?
3rd place is reserved for whatever team cuckda is in

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>>161155527
>>161155672
>>161155809
New skill: Challenge
Upon activation allows LC to choose the enemy hero which is not currently dead to challenge for a duel. Global and doesnt require vision of them, will reveal LC to the enemy team. To accept the Challenge the challenged hero must come over within his/her autoattack range of Legion Comander and use a skill Accept Challenge, made available upon being called for by LC, at which point a regular Duel of appropriate level will begin. Alternatively Tresdin can just Duel the challenged hero normally, which will remove the Challenged state.

In the event that Challenge is not answered within a duration, Legion Commander will win by walkover and gain bonus damage that is a multiple of current level Duel victory damage.
However, to prevent abuse, LC herself will lose the Challenge if during any moment of it she stands in the fountain area.

>pick tinker
>lose game
wow
why do pros still pick this hero? impossible to win with

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>escape missing every single skill

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>it's a liquid gives out a couple of shitty non-mattering kills thus spawning the "how does a 27k MMR team lose to synderen XDDD" comments and easily comes back on the back of their farmed strong late game carry

how did escape throw this?
they were winning 3 mintues ago

reminder liquid cucked Loda out of a 22-5 victory and will do it again to escape.

>>161156009
>challenge
>sit at throne

>>161156105
they were never winning... did you not see the networths? Do you not see their dogshit heros?

>>161156105
balanceling killed t2>rax in 30 seconds

>pick morphling
>win game
wow
why do pros still not ban him? impossible to win against

>>161156105
morph got farmed

>>161156009
what happens if i just sit in fountain? do i get LITERALLY FREE damage?

where's GH from

>>161156229
Are you blind?

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>>161156229
Unless the enemy comes over to die on purpose, HE gets free damage.

Why didn't Escape get Bulba as an offlaner?

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Quick give me all the farm

>>161156297
Don't be so harsh, he could just be mentally challenged

>>161156331
14k is not farm

>>161156341
Yes yes, youre right, i forgot americans are dumb

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LIQUIIIIID!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>161156261
Lebanon

cuckva has lost 7/8 games on tinker

>>161156321
Trixi is unironically a better choice than Lulba.

>>161156261
A Leppo

Why is Godz dressing up like a textbook paedophile rapist?

>game is irredeemable shit
>sandnigger "pro" players
>general is full of tripfags
pottery

>pick Tinker
>lose
everytime

duel, into vac wall, echo slam and morph wave was beautiful

do we have to wait for the boston major to see actual an actual tier 1 team (EG) play again?

>>161156439
tinker is a garbage hero
Not being able to farm ancients was the death of tinker

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>>161156417
really?

synderyn feeding and giving kuroky the glimpse lost them the roshan fight into a lost game

>kick LUL-BA THE LEBANESE REJECT
>beat every single team you play with

Hmm, it's getting my neurons fired up!

>>161156450

I don't see Trixi coaching the best team in NA right now.

>>161156589
was he able to farm them before? i am not an oldfag

>>161156495
t. burger + died goca gola :DDD

>>161156592
>play against competent teams like VP and AF
>lose
>play against bad team
>win
fucking quantum mechanics level shit right here

>>161156650
March used to work on ancients.

>>161156650
March used to be composite damage, so yes. Mid tinkers used to stack their ancients (or have some ward bitch do it) to accelerate farm

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>>161156589
>skilling BadIlluminate

>tfw can't cuddle with my bf for a few more days
suffering

which male hero would you cuddle with /d2g/

>>161156627
Yeah and I don't see Bulba playing for any teams right now
Maybe he should stick to coaching

>>161156589
>>161156650
It was mega cancer, Tinker meta was the worst. You'd farm up normally as now, but then at 10 minutes you get a sudden 1500 gold infusion from the ancients. You'd get Travels and Blink at 10-12 minutes or something.

Can you idiots stop responding to bulba?

>hurr liquid still shit boohoo ;__;

we get it bulba, they kicked you off liquid FUCK OFF YOU STUPID POO IN LOO

>>161156740
You~

You know my favorite thing when Liquid wins? All these Bulba hate posts we get warms my tummy.
I fucking hate him so much

>>161156762
and then eblade was instant and his cast times were low. Tinker was amazing

>>161156806
Welcome to the kanjiklub

>>161156726
>oy vey how dare those filthy communists promote fitness

>>161156406
can you stop posting stan lees everytime liquid win?

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what pro player has nutted this desert qt?

>wahh tinker used to be op wahhh
just ward his ancients lmao

>>161156726
>russian children freezing in the snow
>grenade throwing
Why do they hate themselves so much?
their language sounds so miserable too

>Anne
>Analyst
>anal cyst

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Holy shit Anneedroid's breasts are huge.

who the fuck is annedroid? back in my day you at least had to be a hot girl to get a job like that.

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Find a flaw in TP scroll rearming.

>>161157136
But she's literally a 8.5 beauty

>>161156917
Fitness is degenerate.

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>>161156008
Can't hate my boys

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>>161157136
it's 2016 you fucking ableist

>>161156970
QO

>>161157136
shit hype caster that cant even control what she is saying, spewing phrases which she remembered even if they are not describing what is going on currently in the game

>>161156970
>tattoos

Trash

>>161157129
yeah but I'm not getting attracted to that thicc shit

>>161157165
costs 50 dollars

>>161157136
im glad it's not your day

>>161157136
she was doing a lot of casting streams, like 12 hours per day every day for free, so big studios eventually noticed her

who the fuck is this korean coach liquid have

>>161152768
>>161152743
but slacks is NA

>>161157325
Heen I think, previously at MVP.

>>161157325
based Heen

>>161156970

1437 iirc

If Era plays Jugg again I'm killing myself.

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>>161157324
>big studios
>big
>studios
>plural

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>>161153190
>together they will create a baby that stutters at the speed of light

>>161157398
>>161157393
the fuck how did this even happen.

>>161157414
i am sorry anon

BAN THE LUNA BEFORE SHE GETS PICKED PLZ

we got big guys

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BANE?

>Bane into Rubick
Is Synd dare I say? Retarded?

>>161157445
what's he talking about?

If you need definitive proof that OD is dicking Sheever just watch this

https://youtu.be/zD7tazQA29c?t=97

Godz mentions Sheever is sort of the mom of the whole dreamleague group and OD mentions that would be weird for him. CONFIRMED

If I pick that hero, will you lose?

i-is sheever pregnant

>>161157631
>>161157565
>>161157543
cringey cunts.

if i pick that hero, will you get FREE fiends grip steals

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>>161157579
it's literally subbed anon

why isn't every tournament captains draft?
I hate the meta heroes. Jug, timber, bat, invoker, sandking, ogre, sd luna, mirana. They just won't stop getting picked. So damn boring. These heroes should only be allowed to be picked in the first game

>>161157661
the only reason to banepost is to trigger cunts like you
gj anon

>>161157721
>I'm 12 btw.

>>161157661
H O T H E A D
O
T
H
E
A
D

>>161157653
she's a big guy

If i was kuroky I would pick tinker to counter invoker right now
.
.
>>>>
>>161157681
what does he mean by the six million cried out for help?

>he's been getting mad about baneposters for literally over 4 years now

>>161157653
yeah from a lot of calories

>>161157626

>tfw no cold amazon to keep warm in the winter

>>161157456
They had him for a long time, even before TI or at Manila I think.

HEAD
FOR
THE
QUARRY

>slark into tiny

Why?

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>tfw you have a quarry to settle

why is twitch chat calling godz a pedo?

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how many months in is sheever

>>161157971

EVERY
DAY

>>161157971
Pedostache

>>161157971
Movember 'stache (I assume)

>>161157971
why are you looking at twitch chat?

>>161157971
mustache

>>161157971
PEDO GET YE GONE

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>>161157971
ignore them, we know the truth

>>161158013
>>161158027
>>161158035
>>161158061
what's pedo about a mustache?

>>161158069
>watching porn

matu has been spamming timber on his strim, this game is very over indeed

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why is she so viable?
is it because shes cute?

>the sandniggers on liquid are playing support
what is this? In america white people play support

mirana one shotting neutrals is some real bullshit desu

>>161157971
connection to pizzagate

>>161157926
silver edging timber

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>>161158297
>edging timber

>>161158210
Large boobs wouldn't be practical for combat, so there's a reason female Dota heroes are flat. This painting is unrealistic.

>>161158285
what's that?
is that something related to reddit?

>>161158253
>100 mana for 50 gold
seems fine to me

>>161158482
google says yes

>>161157971
because he is a pedophile

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>Miracle blocking in the IO to die

>tiny killed wisp TWICE

lol
pro dota

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>Synderen is a professional Dota player with a decade of experience
>He still plays at a 3k level