Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

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best waifu

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When will someone tell Godz that his fucking pedostache looks ridiculous?

@161076962
Stop doing this, nobody ever falls for it

Reminder that every single team, player and caster prior to TI4 was garbage that would get dumpstered by even pubs in today's competitive environment

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nth for pugna posting

How did Trixi play?

Who's the 8.5/10?

>MYM won honeypots back when dota was full of bads
>So they're good
- d3g

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https://www.twitch
.tv/dreamleague

If you didn't know we're in sweden for the dreamhack finals!

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>there will never be a team as good as kaipi

>anne hardcore flirting with slacks cause he's engaged
women, not even once

>>161077214
>Yuros pay 70% taxes to support this

lmao

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>>161077214
>tfw no Sheever GF

WHEN DOES THE PAIN END

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What if Gordon Ramsay played a game of dota?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nRpRnSCZd0

>Is void a position 1 carry?
>Y-y-yes chef
>Wow. Unbelievable

what a dead game and a dead thread

>>161077392
>Don't update a game for SIX MONTHS despite getting a cool $100,000,000 for hosting a LAN
>Surprised it's dead

Another month of it only getting more dead, followed by Jugg & Monkey king arcana saleapalooza disguised as an update (buy both Arcanas day one and they become double EXTRA exalted!!!!).

Seriously there needs to be a mass exodus of people with disposable income from this game so Valve might fucking realize updating a game with millions of players twice a year is stupid and unprofessional.

htoly fuck fogged

>>161077214
bulldog couldn't get any more cucked than this.

>>161077392
>>161077540
Reminder that this game is still a mess of code hammered into itself and build upon a complete mesh of instable versions. Every patch that comes out breaks more shit than actually fixes it and every time now since 2014 there has been a 3-4 Hero FOTM trend that keeps cycling to make the game more casual friendly.

Valvo knows for a fact that they can leave the game for broken and dead for months on in that despite all crying, it will still be steam's #1 most played game, since the community is filled with literally shit eater shitlords.

They give zero response, they give zero shits about balance, zero shits about support, zero shits about actual improvement, zero shits about new content and zero shits about anything that isn't jewing kids out of their parent's credit cards.

This is why they can push eccentric and useless, despite really "cool", stuff into the market like the Steam VR, that probably costed both an unimaginable amount of money to produce that still even raw content, and the resources that a company like Valvo would probably never have unless they hadn't jewed over 60 million big ones with DOTA 2 tournaments.

Now just think if all the money that went into the whole VR shit had went allocated into fixing and improving DOTA 2. What kind of game would we have right now?

But instead, we have this, broken, mashed, hammered piece of shit, because yeah, no matter what, YOU SHITSTAINS WILL KEEP EATING VALVO'S SHIT BY THE SPOON AND LOVE IT.

Fucking end your existence, seriously.

jesus christ I hate slacks and sheever

sheever looks pretty cute here

foolish tards of dota

Where do I get a sheever poster like that?

I want to tribute it

>>161077904
Going to need to save up for a couple of weeks first

>>161076889

praise lord skeltal

>>161077939
Won't be necessary, I'll be like a firehose with that motive in front of me

Hahahahahahaga hahahahahahaga lulba

triple k mafia represent

What the fuck is wrong with Urn of Shadows? I had one for 40 minutes and healed teammates the whole game and in the end it said that I had healed 272 hp. Fuck off, Valve.

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>>161076889
>mana burn
Nice game dotards, fucking 13 years of fucking mobas taught us mana burning is no fun for anyone

>>161078303
>Playing the game
>Buying goybok
LUL

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god DAMN fogged is short. I didnt know they made them that tiny

I'm so fucking tired of these ""talent"" making everything about themselves. It's like they think the reason people watch pro dota is their meme antics. And there's more fucking """talent""" than players on this fucking lan. Oh and now they have huge drawings of themselves as the studio background? Just fuck off with this shit.

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>>161076962
you didnt even choose the best overshit girl

>>161078383
Not if you have multiple heroes that are broken if they aren't countered with mana burn :^p

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>>161076962
>>161078564
>tfw people still play Overhyped

how do i stop losing my lane to huskar

>>161078470

who the fuck is that ogre in front

>>161078632
feed kills to him
spam pings
rant in all chat about your team not ganking

>>161078470
wtf

>>161078665
Miss Photoshop 2016

>>161078612
Yeah, unlike your shit game, dotard.

>>161078665
that appears to be sheever with dyed hair

>haven't played in a year
>3.2 MMR (shitty but eh)
>can't carry teams solo any more because new mechanic
>no one speaks English in this game anymore and if they do its broken
Hello from 2.6k /d2g/, its dark down here.
I haven't won a single game in 8 matches. Whether I go 5-0 clockwerk solo, get an early radiance/diffusal as spectre, go 8-0 in lane as undying (no late game in him I know) I just can't go against an entire team anymore.

>Ogre confidently diving towers at 2 minutes

>>161078665
I think thats Llamas FrankenGF

>>161078748

anon I don't see any horses

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Here we go again

>>161078790
Get ready for +2 ogre armor next patch. It's gonna be biblical.

why is purge so rude in his coaching videos

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>>161078878

>>161078927
You have to be cruel to be kind

>>161078470
Ok which one of you is the standing guy at the back 3rd from the right, doing that creepy friendzoned-but-friends-enough-where-i-can-touch-her-naked-shoulders thing

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>>161078968
And you is not the case a sucker, which three years ago I was tired ban in /vg/ in dotathreads? The same omega, the same positions, the same butthurt life mentally healthy men. Oh yeah, you're not even a man, by the way.

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Actually a decent play-by-play caster. Clear, concise and doesn't ramble on with their shitty "analysis"

>>161078470
There's not one good looking girl in this picture.
America everyone!

Where's that guy saying imperial was good?

Where's "The Mochuh"?

>>161078910
Also +25 movespeed. And bloodlust AoE passive.

>>161079138
why do we need 2k mmr female casters

>>161079138
That
Fucking
NOSE
O
S
E

>>161079138
She's alright but sometimes she talks too much, too fast for no reason.

>>161079151
Bottom second from Right is CUTE!!

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>>161079189

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>>161079180
On the place.


THE WORLD SMALLEST MODERATOR ITT

ogre is such a garbage hero

He doesn't scale at all
Once upon a time Ogre did lots of nuke damage and he was an unusual hero
Now we have fucking potms ....

why do dotards need two threads bumping at once?

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Daily reminder that Bruno is Icefrog and anyone who doesnt accept this fact is a literal retard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWu-1eQOVPs&feature=youtu.be&t=23m

23:05 and 24:55. players talk as if bruno is in charge of balancing. You can also see a bookmark to the same chinese website that icefrog posts on constantly on his toolbar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH9RVwoH81g&feature=youtu.be&t=37m42s

37:50, LD calls bruno icefrog and is kicked off the cast

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peaceful puje here?

good to see Liquid still throwing

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>>161079467
Chop chop

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>>161079535

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>>161079514

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GTFO stupid dotards

is alch meta now

>>161079467
Peaceful cloje here?

Hello d2g

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Na'Vi.Dendi and VP.NS hangin' in club

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>mid or feed
>randoms batrider
>feeds on purpose
Why do i even play this game anymore?

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>>161079737
hi

based old slav posters

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>>161079803
I AM SCARED

So what did you losers chose to nominate this shit game under for?

I made a special "BETA Test" category for it.

Rather fitting, if I do say so myself.

>>161079917
Game within a game, in hope that they will bring back the shop game while waiting for the match

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When your pain is enourmous but you tries to hide it.

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>It's an "alchemist death ball" episode

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Why isn't Tobi casting?

>>161079917
"JUST 5 MORE MINUTES"

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>>161079864

>remove sam "bulba" sosale
>win

What does it mean???

>>161079151

The black girl is cute.

Sheever is THICC my fucking dick

>>161080015
>Playing vs tier 4 teams
>Liquid choking against anyone tier 2 or above even after kicking bulba

wew

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how to get 5k form 3k if slark always is being ban
i just wanna play some doto slark but it always banned or already picked fuck you gaben this shitty feateur like bans in rnaked is shti aaaaaaw dwadawdawdxawxawx

>>161076937

She likes Sven but she'd never give up her wizard status or she won't be able to meditate in the blue heart glacier for a thousand years after her mentor wakes up.

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>>161080012

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matu's been crying

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>>161080301
no he's just a finn

>>161080301
you'd also cry if you had to carry a burnt out drug junkie

>>161080301
he was thinking about the boston major while attending dreamhack

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Mochuh, here?

http://www.koreaboo.com/news/2ne1-announces-official-disbandment/

KPOP ON SUICIDE WATCH

LMAO

>>161080301
Wat thats NOT ''ebin :-DDDdDdDd'';_;

>>161077754
>Liquorice Yoghurt
wtf Funland

>havent played in 10 days
>play
>guy says he's going to throw in pick screen
>insta feeds
>guy on my team abandons
>queue again
>get same "im gonna throw" guy again
>uninstall

it was a fun ride

Matu is on memes, our based mongolian

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>62 minutes game
>Able to win on easy
>Buy heart Tarascue without Baibek
>I think that now the density is enough and'll blow all
>The fight begins, I somehow inexplicably shaved off 2.1 seconds
>The demolition of the throne, but could still be protected if there was a buyback
kill me plz

>>161080506
that sounds pretty good to be fair, liquorice is the shit

this nigga high as fuck lmafo

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fuggin matu
almost choke on my beer

this shit is retarded cringe

people actually find this entertaining?

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kuso tournament.

>alliance & liquid first
>not escape & imperial
why

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>>161080698
this is what dreamleague has always been about

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Is he THE OUR GUY in 2016
>Swearing
>memeing
>talking shit about countries
>talking shit about slacks

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>>161080593
>> Choose Buyback lousy most of items in DotA

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Rate me
Envy the poor homeless people, the plebs.
This set is worth 2000$

>fogged gonna get a rub'n'tug on stage

So cringe

Hello!
You are Fogged!
Hello!

>>161080698
just go watch hearthstone

>>161080698
newfag

>>161080730
it used to be entertaining, especially when 2GD was a part of it.

I haven't watched a Dota 2 event in a while but this shit is just lame now.

Has Dota 2 peaked?

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>>161080809
Sweden plz. I didn't want to laugh at fakirs

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they are going to kill him

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>>161080731
He has the THE OUR GUY guy for like 2 years now.

>>161080869
no you're just nostalgic

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>>161080809

>>161080867
Bitch, I was in the first wave of beta keys in November 2011. kys

>>161080809
why would he need claws an top of his claws?

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>tfw you feed suicide in the fountain and feed the enemy team 2 rapiers
>they still lose because they don't pick them up
/vg/ stacks are so comfy desu.

>>161080973
kys yourself

>>161080964
Fogged is a "personality" now...

what was a good use of budget

>>161080934
I remember when someone asked him if the money from esports has changed his normal life in any way.
He said the only thing that's changed is that he takes a taxi instead of a bus home from bar

Who knew videogames were about serious business and not fun?

Tuxedos and 10k analysts in dota ONLY please

>tfw playing the Witcher 3 whilst watching esports
Comfy

>>161080964
So how come we haven't had a single thing better than TI4 qualifiers hub

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>>161080731
Oh are you occasionally that schmuck that I was tired of banning three years ago in / moba / dotathreads? The same omega pathetic scum, the same posts, the same butthurt because of the life of mentally healthy men. Ah yeah, you're not even a man, by the way.

>>161081083
Sounds nice dude good on ya

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>>161081083

>that one random jpspie
LOL

>>161081181
because the only way you're entertained is by watching others socially interact in ways you can never experience.

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>>161080809

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real tiers of dota esports 2016-2017

tier 1:
Virtus Pro
Team Secret
Liquid

tier 2:
OG
EG

tier 3:
NP
chink squads

garbage:
the rest

>>161081143
No, but everyone appears to be turning this into some shitty unfunny meme festival.

This is supposed to be a real tournament, right?

>>161081340
>memeleague is casting
>not expecting memeshit
literally who?

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>>161081340
>This is supposed to be a real tournament, right?

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>>161081340
No, it's memeleague

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>>161081326
>Virtus.Pro

>>161081326
>real tiers of dota esports 2016-2017
>tier 1:
>NaVi
>garbage:
>the rest
Here is some smal fix, bruh.

>>161081326
anime must really have a negative effect on your ability to rank things objectively

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Look at me I already won, now you're just playing my game

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What went wrong?

>>161081482
Is this your classmate?

>>161081482
fuck off Peter, get out of 4chan and it the toilet.

>>161081482
Hey isn't this the EG janitor who fell for the honeypot TI?

>>161078612
I don't think they do. They just masturbate to fanfic. The game was alive on my friends list for about 2 weeks.

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>>161081534
Why did you covered this faggot so powerfully

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>dreamhack
>both dota and tf2 played at same time

oh god it's like having to choose between mom and dad

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WHAT THE FUCK

>>161081143
but memes aren't funny anon.
it's not about "muh professionalism". it's about not having the sense of humor of a 12 year old.

nice pedo stache bruh

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>He thinks EG won't win Boston Major
>he thinks the retard slavs who fell for the honeypot will place in top 8

I'd touch sheever's piece, if you know what I mean

sheebur is gonna get raped by Somali youths
Dicks out

>>161081326
Why are two of the tier 1 teams missing out on Boston? Did they turn it down for something bigger?

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>Sheever on Hammarbybacken
>tfw Sheever has been that close to my house

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>Sheever

the fug is this interview

>161081326
>Not even in Boston
>Relevant

wew lad

>>161081326
>Sorting tiers by year
>and not by season (Aug start)
ONE JOB.

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>>161081937

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what went wrong? or right?

Wtf is this personality cult shit

>>161081981
What do you mean, we get inspiring videos like every other tournament

Which would be worse?
Mommymilk being this short, or Mommymilk being so lazy she sits down when everyone else stands

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>>161082038
better pic

>>161082043
they work hard and sheebur is a girl

>>161082185
jesus christ godz

why is cr1t on alliance?

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did loda get a discount bulldog?

>>161082507
Some times
To win The Swedish Lan
You need a Discount Bulldog

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>>161082507
>Loda will never take his hat off in public

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>alliance have regressed three years

>>161082714
>not knowing how to digit

>>161080809
>calls other plebs
>doesn't even have the frosted Redwood Claws
>uses the shit imbued ones instead

Literally kill yourself.

>>161082897
but I already shave my head

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>results matter in non-million dollar tournaments

Sheever a shit.

A SHIT.

>>161083140
no u

>shitquid losing to alliance

w e w
e
w

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I know playing vs bots is designed for new comers. But can we at least have more simple heroes for bot like Orge Magi or Centaur? Tbh I get bored of playing with the same small heropool of bots since pub is too toxic nowadays.

113th hero is coming and we still only have 39 out of the 112 heroes for bots to play.

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We need to port lux in dota.

>>161083396
Why is Rylai such a slut?

>>161083361
>obama picture
>memegenerator
>bot player
Nonames????

>>161083587
Youre not allowed to use "nonames" meme if you are noname urself

Adderall tolerance is a bitch!

At lunch sometimes the girls at school call me A-God

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>alliance going to win a dreamhack again

Will 2017 be their year?

>liquid

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How did we go from this...

>fat_control

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B[A]CK

Miracle better get ready for one of those Miraclev9 games

>shitquid losing to tier 4 alliance

MY
FUCKING
SIDES

>D2G claimed liquid was tier 1

>Bernstein Engine immediately kicks into gear

Every time

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>>161083872
to this?

>>161083865
>Le quit

How do we fix it.

>>161083872
Dancing is a nice hobby activity.
So is Piano.
And Gymnastics

>>161083939
>D2G claimed liquid was tier 1
Ok, it was one motherfucking guy shitposting his stupid copypasta. Don't lump us all in with him

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>>161083939
>/d2g/ exists in a perpetual binary state of 0
feels good

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What do we replace this spell with to make Invoker less cancerous?

>alliance

kek

>ALLIANCE

LUL

>can miracle carry 1v5
owen get back to the game

Looks like miracles tolerance break is over.

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>le balanced double demon

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Oh my god, I fucking hate Alliance so much, I don't even know why. It's not even something personal, it's just I want to puke every time I see them win over someone with, you know, character. Was there ever a blander, less likeable team in the history of dota?

H A N D S K E N

now that akke's gone, does egm pray on handsken?

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>>161084389
It's just loda and akke that made alliance boring

>>161084214
You need to deny a ally creep to make one.
Retains type of unit(ranged or melee)
Buff stats so its 1 level higher on both Quas and Exort, to componsate for it no longer being a free summon

What the fuck was that fight

>>161084389
well they are swedes

ALLIANCE?
WHERE Y'ALL AT?

>>161084484
that fight, was TB saying he finished farming.

>>161083939
liquid was T1 but that was with fata aka best mid and best captain in dota 2

>miracle started taking Addy again just to beat swedes in a memevent

hmm

pick furion again alliance
he's a really good hero alliance
you'll win eventually, alliance
lul

Also I bet this thread was full of retards who actually thought liquid were going to lose

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>he is not farming easy In game (You's) (commends) to trick valve into giving him godlike supports
>he is still farming 4krebs worthless (You's) that only finance Hiroshimoot's third yacht

Explain your'e selves dotardinhos.

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>Finn shit talks your team
>You play your very fucking best and almost get completely ahead
>Still throws 25 minutes in and risk losing

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Remember when ricing dota was a thing, remember when we could play games like Miracle played?
member when dota was good

>miracle is bad

Jajajaja muy buen meme!

>>161084609
winning 1v9 is not "good" dota

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>>161084563
Not even close to the best mid and he was never a captain, but he had super good chemistry with the other team members and his playstyle complimented oi vittu man really well

>liquid play around Miracle
>they win

After 3 months is kuro finally learning?

IT WAS 20-5 ALLIANCE 5 MINS AGO WHAT HAPPENED.

>>161083634
youre not allowed to talk to me if ur a noname, noname kiddo
Also no one who's not a noname uses the noname meme. It's just a meme invented by public inhouse players who think they're relevant when they show up to meme in games they're not even invited to

>>161084609
>Lycan Howl's
nice

>miracle performs decent vs tier shitters

>Chokes so hard his team can't even go to majors

>N-no he's good
XDD

Inb4 peopke falsely accuse the Bulba Boogeyman even though liquid kept choking after he left

L A T E G A M E K I N G S
A
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G
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K
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>>161084706
I HAVE FINISHED FARMING
t. regards scary demon brother of magina

>>161084609
You should stick to single player games or at most 1v1 games like hearthstone, sounds more your alley buddy. You know where the door is.

>>161084679
What do you mean? He didn't win 1vs9, he was able to pretty much 1vs4 because his team did their job and guaranteed that their carry can hit creeps, instead of doing the lolmeta thing where you gotta group up and fight earlygame

>>161084760
It's called Post-Lulba Stress Disorder, look it up

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Mind Control is a bigger fraud than Bulba.

>np being eaten alive by the super creeps
kek

>>161084760
Why would they stop accusing him? It's not like the fact that Liquid is not all that good even without him suddenly makes him a better player.

>>161084706

They fought into a farmed tb without storm and rock, got wiped and had no buyback. Classic shitlliance

You have learned nothing!

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LIQUID!!!!!!!!!

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>>161084809
>He thinks the last 10 patches have been good patches
There's literally nothing wrong with playing lasthit RPG, all these different ways to play made dota interesting. Now it's just another moba where you gotta fight all the time because hey thats whats fun, right XDDD? Just teamfight to show ur MLG, XD battleborn XD

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Is Liquid the Team To Beat at the Boston Major?

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GIMME ALL THE OFFERS, I HAVE TOP TEAMS TO ASSASSINATE.

>>161084781
This.

>>161084706
Turns out a Terrorblade with 30 armor and 3k HP is hard to kill.
And he can then ult and kill somebody if he is initiate upon wrongly.

>Leave a carry who scales great into midgame to farm until midgame
>Waa its not fair, this isnt how dota is suppose ot be, I just want to teamfight wtf! Nerf farming please, if you get more than 10 cs per minute you should get banned, 1vs9wtf!

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>Alliance

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>b-bulba is why my team is shit
>H-hes the reason we kept losing after he left

kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIfUB376xvU

>>161084926
>>161084609
Remember when we used to think metas like these were a joke, and now it's just what dota is expected to be
Remember when you picked early game heroes you actually had to finish early game, before most early game heroes were given ways to scale, because it wouldnt be fun otherwise
RIP MOBA with actual variation to strategies

So, this is the power of the Swedes?

>>161085019
No dude I heard from great sources that you literally cannot do this anymore you literally have to fight all the time now

>>161084930
You know they aren't at the major right?

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APOLOGIZE

>>161085143
wooooooosh

>>161085154
spoiler that shit holy fuck

>kick BULBA
>start having some FUCKING A PERFORMANCE

uh, DOTARDS? kinda fires up those neurons don't it?

>>161085019
the problem is more that juggernaut is a dogshit hero
If they had a real ADC that could deliver direct damage, like sven or naix or w/e
Then they would have won

WEBM OF SHEEVER HEADBANGING WHERE?

>>161085243
>ADC
Get the fuck out.

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>>161085143
What?

How could such an amazing non-choking team not be going?

>>161085115
>Leave the 9k to outfarm a carry with 5 kills and 100 cs in 15 minutes.
>Lose
Bwaaaah it's shitty moba guys, look, unfair

>>161084926
There are more ways to play dota now than ever. This is the patch with more viable strategies and heroes that has ever been. You are retarded.

>>161085243
>juggernaut is a dogshit hero
what did he mean by this?

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>>161085242
delet this bulbous is a good player and in no way is an assassinnatoer

>>161085243
Jugg is a good hero.
What happened is that they got into a teamfight where they had the tools to win it, and fucked up.

Terrorblade was in a "i got the EHP to fight, but not BKB ,so we could still fuck this up", and then Allience threw

>>161085242
B-BUT THEY'VE HAD SOME BAD MATCHES AFTER HE LEFT TOO SO HE TOTALLY IS AN AMAZING PLAYER!!!

>>161085243
What do analog to digital converters have to do with dotes

>ywn be the literal who that sniffs sheever's couch seat

why even live

>>161085243
>ADC
What in the absolute fucking shit is this?

>>161085392
Their microphones had bad ADC's and the communication lacked so the team coordination was bad. And they lost because of that.

>>161085243
what does the American-Arab Anti-Discrimination Committee have to do with sven or naix?

>>161085243
sven and niax are tanks and not adc

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Why is godz going for the flanders look?

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>>161085462
that isn't a bad ADC that's just eternal envy's actual voice

>>161085649
Only if you have the right champions on your team to support you.

>>161085549
if the ADC were on their side then they would have miracle- or gh on their team to win them games.

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>Miracle's hair

What the fuck is up with mid players and hair dye?

is tinker a good mdc?

ADC is lolbab shibboleth

>>161085720
I WANT to fugg sheever

>>161085863
Well you're talking about them aren't you?

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>>161085863
they're young

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Who /comfy/ here?

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uhh...

>>161085872
apc

>>161086005
>10 razor credits have been deposited into your account

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>>161086005
Meeeee

>>161086050
thanks. I am not very good with this superior moba lingo

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>>161086005
made some popcorn here, after this comeback..

>no kunkka hero

dotards?

>>161085243
lol, jugg is one of the best picks this meta

furion again
nice pick alliance
its been dogshit all along
and bullshit dog is going to buy an orchid again

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AYYY LODA ALCHEMIST
LEGENDARY TI3 HYPER CARRY
WHO HERE TI3 BROS?

>>161086005
whats your mmr
just curious

>>161086027
Akke becamed Sam Smith ?

>>161086005
looks tasty

>>161086425
he is already hard countered

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>>161086425
Good times

>>161084689
you have no idea dude

>>161086005
>having the chat open

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>me, position 5 supportcuck, + 4 carries
>50 min game, nearly won it
>im second in net worth and first in kills
>mfw

>>161085863
He has gone beyond his adderall addiction. He has ascended adderall or you can call him a legendary Super Sperg.

>>161086624
1k mmr?

>>161086624
supports are also scaling APC these days though. Steal the kills and style like the banger you are

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>>161086624
>killstealing your cores all game long
wow my cores are underfarmed
ugh

>>161086740
how does an armored personnel carrier scale

>>161086740
Yeah there we go APC destroyed mission accomplished.

>SF is now white.

lol @ Valve

>DPC cucks blaming their loss on the event being rigged/hacked

>>161086624
>me gud
>tim bad
pretty original blog, how do i subscribe

>>161086916
whats a dpc?

>>161086905
This hat shit finds new ways to disappoint me

>>161086473
I don't play DotA. I just watch the pros play and shitpost on d2g & Twitch chat.

>>161086772
>>161086740
I also had the highest damage dealt.

>m-muh ks

>>161086939
donkeypunch connoisseur

>>161086905
that's racist. SF CAN'T BE WHITE.
Next year you'll tell me obama was white

OPTION to DISABLE PARTICLES fucking when.

Yeah I really love it when my 1080 fucking loses 30 fps with a particle hat in the vision.

>>161086990
I thought you'd say that.
I'd say the same if i were you