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Last thread >>161002340
first for NEXT HISTORICAL TOTAL WAR FUCKING WHEN
Show yer support, lads
IF OUR DAIMYO IS TO BECOME SHOGUNMILITARY RULER OF ALL JAPAN
PIKE AND SHOT TOTAL WAR WHEN
>>161061509
>I: 0
Wow.
Why am I always so poor as the Vampire Cunts? I thought i'd be rich but i'm struggling to maintain two armies.
who here /P A R T Y/
>>161061664
>>161061516
She's bae and waifu
>>161061327
Gork and Mork
>>161061572
We need a TW:WH version of this.
>Duchy of Provence
>my dearest ally and most trusted friend
>every turn they grow more displeased with me
It pains me, knowing what is to come, but the Empire must grow stronger.
>>161061509
Direly overcosted at 6 points
the deep thinking goblin sits there, in the back of your head. It sometimes call out on you, gives you a drive, changes your mood.
The deep thinking goblin sometimes comes out when I make a post that is not up to par. It tells me "no, this isnt right". And then the deep thinking goblin comes out with vidya, or tv series and tells me "no, this is boring, do something else"
and then there is nothing that can change that.
The deep thinking goblin even goes further, when you look at a QT girl, and the deep thinking goblin goes like "is she wearing piercings? Are those tattoo's? What the fuck is she eating? Does she look like she is pretty dumb and/or a consumer whore?" And then no matter what, without the deep thinking goblins approval. Nothing works anymore.
The deep thinking goblin forces you to give a cringeworthy smile, to a marketer, work employee or some other person that EVERYONE likes, because the deep thinking goblin tells you that what that person is and does, its shit.
The deep thinking goblin goes out into the city, sees all the humies, knife-ears, fat stunty beards on legs and other assortments of nurgle worshipping retards and tells you "when they smile at you, give them the meanest look you can muster, because they are probably fapping to slaneshi rule 34 trap-porn and accidently saw lewd nurgle fanart. But they didn't close the tab. They stayed. They fapped. And conquered. Vidi Vici Veni ."
and still, this deep thinking goblin is like a god.
>>161061751
>showing signs of early onset fucking mess
Sure is Holy Roman empire.
Why do arrows and shit leave black streaks in the air? What was wrong with the white strips in RomeII?
>>161061690
>tfw you can't afford your own linothorax so you stole Ajax's but it's two sizes too big
>>161061690
>that guy on the left
>>161061601
>NEET
I hate this fucking meme
>>161061690
First for the greatest Lords
>>161061861
>>161061509
yarr harr
>>161061906
>>161061705
Empire girl was superior imho desu senpai.
We'll always be friends, won't we, Gobbla?
>>161061970
>warpfire on ships
This does not seem like the cleverest of ideas.
Total War: 4chan best factions list
1. /mbg/
2. /ksg/
3. /v/
4. /tg/
5. /twg/ (Warhammer Family)
6. /gsg/
7. /twg/ (History Family)
8. All other factions are shit
>>161062052
>Skaven
>clever
>>161061601
في اشير لورين بذلت حزب الشاي الأبدي. في رائعة "العمل إذا فقدت" في المنطقة الخضراء هو المنطق السليم. بالضبط هناك في السماء عمالا. التي كانت ميغومي ارييل في مكان وشاهدت غابة السلام إلى الأبد.
العالم الخارجي تعاني من عمل مؤلم بجد. إذا أصاب، والمزيد من المعاناة والموت من المجتمع إرهاق أن لدي ضغينة ضد المثل الأعلى للمملكة على مهل من الجان عمالا هي في اليورانيوم لا يمكن أن يكون حتى الجدير بالذكر أن آشر لورين.
وقد تابعت حتى حفلة شاي اليوم هو تماما مثل عدم وجود العالم الخارجي. حماسي كان بعيدا صبي النقي ومتوهجة هو الغابات جنية أو وضع الشاي. وقد ردد الضحك حتى في الليل.
والجان عمالا يأتي لآخر.
Why aren't you in a pike wall RIGHT NOW?
Wood Elf theme tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYn7q953NTg
>>161062060
how the fuck is /ksg/ even up? just pure weapons grade autism?
>>161062141
Why is it so catchy
>>161061970
>Captain has a pet rat who has parrot wings and beak stuck to him
kek
>>161062169
The purest form of autism known to man.
>>161061751
hmmm
Bought the Master Collection today, literally never played total war before
Started up Medieval II, decided on a short, easy difficulty campaign to get used to the flow of gameplay.
I'm playing as
>holy
>roman
>empire
It's pretty fun so far, I'm up to turn 25 now. Is it normal for a lot of my lords to have taken up Pagan Magicians into their retinues though? We're a very pious people otherwise, two of my priests are cardinals and I have a church in every settlement.
Re-posting from last thread, with additional question
Medieval 2 SS - Novgorod or Kievan Rus for maximum comfy?
Also, any tips for cultivating high chivalry/effective governers? Buildings to avoid, etc. I know the basic "release captives, don't exterminate" - but for things like tax or trade bonuses - how do I get those traits.
> Tomb Kings still not announced
>>161062332
I don't remember if it's either low taxes or high taxes that will give you good traits. Also go Novgorod.
>>161062127
Me on the right
>>161062475
>no shields
>>161062475
I hope we get this with dark elves so autists and females lose their shit spectacularly
>>161062306
You should play on at least normal since easy just gives you lots of bonuses.
The holy roman empire is in fact not holy, nor roman and it can be barely be called an empire
>>161062584
wow never seen this ebin meme before +1
>>161062569
Yeah I'll definitely play normal next time. I get the feeling it should be harder to maintain a settlement's loyalty. I think I have a couple towns/castles at like 200+ order.
I think once I get used to Medieval II I'll play some of Shogun 2 or Rome II
>>161062584
Voltaire fuck OFF
>>161062584
>Hence, Voltaire's remark that the Holy Roman Empire "was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire" is accurate to the degree that it ignores[ German rule over Italian, French, Provençal, Polish, Flemish, Dutch, and Bohemian populations, and the efforts of the ninth-century Holy Roman Emperors (i.e., the Ottonians) to establish central control. Voltaire's "... nor an empire" observation applies to its late period.
>>161062687
Play the older games too they're better
>>161062687
>>161062306
>>161062584
>>161062098
Whee.
We gone google translate memes again
>>161062332
>>161062474
Set taxes to low to encourage growth but bump them up to very high right before a building completes otherwise you get poor taxman traits.
>>161062181
Oingo Boingo is great
I LIKE
LITTLE GIRLS
BOILED ALIVE
THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD
>>161061601
>>161062098
First Japanese, now Arabic.
This is getting out of control.
>>161061912
End content after releasing the 2nd expansion will be modifying the vanilla LLs to make them much more fun.
Calling it.
>>161062394
Stop rattling your bones.
After the free DLCs and another paid one, they'll be working on them.
>>161062529
With Dark Elf Witches, Sorceresses, and Medusas and more...it's bound to happen.
>>161063191
>>161063306
>>161063458
>>161063539
I LIKE MY WOOD BURNING BRIGHT.
AND MY BRANCHWRAITHS HOLED BY ME.
WITH MYSPLINTER-PROOF LANCE.
>>161062098
honestly how can arab people make sense of these fucking scribbles
>>161063834
Welf techtree is going to be shaped like a tree. Calling it
>>161064215
Don't know. I'm also trying to make sense of it.
>>161064235
My exact thoughts.
>>161064235
deepest lore
>>161064215
I can't imagine what a nightmare it must be to read handwritten.
>>161064305
and imagine a doctor's prescription
History
>>161064363
>Doc's prescription is already some alien scribbles
>Arabic Doc's prescription is a whole different level
Dear God.
AE just released
checks steam
>>161064649
you are lying aren't you?
>>161064649
Oh shit, the campaign is actually on Steam!
>>161062909
The arabic one, at any rate. Naturally proper Elfpasta is all locally-sourced and created on-location fresh for /twg/ using no derivatives or crossboard content.
>>161064215
Honestly, it looks much easier to read than literal rune/hieroglyph interpretating like it is in chinese and japanese
FUCK YOU HORSEFUCKERS
>>161064962
Jesus the AI is so fucking incompetent in this game
There is no way you could have won this otherwise
>>161065012
Or maybe CA hates horsefuckers as much as I do
>>161060337
>>161060101
to give one last hint, this is how custom textures look. no idea if you've modded before. just stressing for a complete overwrite for simplicities sake keep the file paths and names the exact same
so to recap, 2 choices anon.
swap and match the offending dialogue lines.
OR
1find base sound files
2export file path
3 ????? to make matching audio format/ect for your sample
4. create a directory in mod with your new file having the same name and file
>>161064962
>those kills
Something is not adding up
>>161065064
Tower kills
>>161064215
You use the number of curves, upturns, and dots. Admittedly, that font size is a bit too small for most to comfortably read without getting closer to the screen.
>>161065031
There is literally nothing wrong with horse archery
only babby footmen cry about them, maybe you should stop living behind tall walls (that ill tobble),learn to breed and ride horses (instead of revering them as a status symbol) and learn how to shoot with a bow (you've wasted your whole life learning how to cover behind a plank of wood)
>>161062098
J Asher, Lauren made eternal tea party. The wonderful "work if you lose" in the Green Zone is common sense. Exactly there in heaven workers. Megumi Ariel, which was in place and I saw a forest of peace forever.
The outside world suffer from painful work hard. If you hit, the more suffering and death from overwork community that I have a grudge against the ideal of the Kingdom of leisurely elves are workers in the uranium can not even be worth mentioning that Asher Lorraine.
Has followed up on tea party is just like the absence of the outside world. Spirited away was pure and glowing boy is a fairy forest or tea mode. Laughter echoed even in the night.
Elves workers comes to time.
Just watched a movie last night, and it had a song that reminded me of a certain NEET faction. Do you think we can make good Wood Elf lyrics for this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVzDrqOmYiY
>>161065204
t. gelding
>>161061509
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/9ab11qvpizrvu/Army_Variants
Which faction is the absolute worst faction in Rome II?
>>161065541
Pontus
>>161065541
Mori
>>161065541
West Rome
>>161061509
>>161061970
>>161062209
read the following , its Fell Cargo by Dan Abnett, so a fantasy book set in tilian/estalian islands focused upon a crew of pirates hunting a butcher ship
http://gen.lib.rus.ec/foreignfiction/index.php?s=fell+cargo&f_lang=All&f_columns=0&f_ext=All&f_group=1
are there any fall of the samurai mods actually worth using outside the bayonet mod?
the pastebin listed Land of the Rising Sun but that thing hasn't been updated in 3 years
>>161065606
You take that back, kid!
I thought you guys said they'll show Durthu's perks on thursday? So where the fuck is it?
>>161065820
I used to use "Better maps" with vanilla Shogun 2. Pretty sure it also works with FotS.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=99501976
LET US BE ABOUT THIS
>Beastmen: 3 LL's
>Wood Elves: 2 LL's, can't even recruit both of them because of seperate factions.
Why are Beastmen so clearly superior to Wood Elves?
>>161066018
Twitter.
>>161066102
so when wood elves inevitably get new lords added later on, what are you going to be saying then
>>161061569
Maybe you're expanding too fast? or building the wrong buildings?
You should keep yourself to Sylvania for atleast the first 30 turns, letting corruption spread and getting the right income buildings.
Then take Ostmark, Stirland, and Wissenburg.
Also maybe you have too many elite units? I find vampire counts be best at low cost armies, making large battles happen, so you can easily recruit new armies using the raise army function.
>>161066160
By that time, all your men will be dead and your women slaves.
>>161066102
AW, ELF, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUSITSTHEBEASTYBOYS
>>161066064
well that does look gud
thanks
>>161066160
>Implying they'll even get any more
The only ones left are Genericleaf McBoringelf who is so fucking dull that absolutely no one could possibly care about him and the Sisters of Twilight who have a gimmick that literally can't work in this game.
>>161066226
What of the children, anon?
>>161066226
Before that ever happens, all your men will be worm-food and soil-fertilizers and your women... well... uhh...
>>161066226
tfw, i get an erection whenever i Raze & Defile as Beastmen.
>>161066295
It's pretty good. Pathfinding can go wonky on some siege maps, but it's been updated since I last used it (~1-2 years ago). Might've fixed that.
>>161066398
Taste like chicken.
>>161061569
One thing that helps is to use agents to boost your economy and corruption growth.
Also you'll want to get necromancer towers and vampire crypts asap. they provide the biggest income boost and have two technologies that boost it even further.
https://twitter.com/totalwar/status/802104630368989184
STUFF
>need a new processor because Warhams can get laggy at bigger unit sizes
>Mobo and processor so old that new processors won't fit the old ass mobo
>>161066102
What you think a Dryad is and what a Dryad actually is are very different things.
>>161066356
What is their gimmick?
>>161066840
The dryads you see on TT are the ones with their "war face" on.
See pic.
I guess you don't know your lore very well.
>>161066839
run on large/medium sizes, otherwhise even if you have an old cpu, the i5 2500 or 2550k is a monster, from next gen i5 4590k is similiar, cant help you on current gen thoughtoo drunk to remember chipset names lad
>>161066839
Just bite the bullet and get a new mother board too anon.
It sucks but will pay off in the long run.
>>161066813
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LINK TO THE FUCKING TWITTER POST INSTEAD OF THE LINK THE TWITTER POST LINKS TO
ARE YOU FUCKING BRAINDEAD?
ARE YOU A FUCKING DWARVES PLAYER OR SOME OTHER VARIETY OF RETARDED AUTISTIC STUNTED SUBHUMAN CREATURE?
FUCK YOU AND SEVEN GENERATIONS OF YOUR FAMILY YOU WORTHLESS MOTHERFUCKER
LEAVE THIS FUCKING THREAD NOW OR YOU WILL BE MADE TO LEAVE, CUNT SHITTING FUCK NIGGER
>>161066898
The sisters of twilight feature a rule where if one dies and one lives, the dead one comes back to life and shit.
They also call targets separately, and one shoots a ton of low damage arrows while one has slow strong shots, etc.
>>161066898
You gotta kill both sisters on the same turn or they come back to life with full health.
>>161066965
>>161066974
Just give them regen. Close enough.
>>161066914
The pretty persona is only a trap to lure people in, the second they get close enough they get sharp bark up their ass.
>>161066813
>https://twitter.com/totalwar/status/802104630368989184
>>161066965
i saved him, check here boys
http://wiki.totalwar.com/w/In_Search_Of_Amber
>>161066898
If one dies the she will come back to life at the end of the turn if the other is alive.
>>161066965
Calm down autismo
>>161066965
>>161062141
> Wood Elf theme tune
I fuckin hope so, that singing pedo is Danny Elfman!
>Techs named after the Elven gods
neato
Lileath the Maiden is the one that is secretly the Lady of the Lake, right?
Or is it Ladrielle
>>161066993
Fuck CA employee do you have any leaks for us?
>>161067124
Yeah.
>>161065392
I really don't see the connection between wood elves and pacific islanders at all. They have nothing in common.
>>161067148You'll be getting another secret unit for Beastmen besides harpies.
>>161067220
They're lazy cunts who behave like savages but are incapable of actually affecting any legitimate realm.
>>161067263
Is it Jabbers?
It's Jabbers, right?
Tell me it's Jabbers.
GIVE ME JABBERS.
>>161067124
>Khaine
KILL FOR KHAINE KILL FOR KHAINE KILL FOR KHAINE
>>161067124
What's with the little red castles next to some of those techs?
>>161067389
They require a certain building (I think)
>>161067389
It means you need a building to unlock that tech.
>>161067253
kek
got any more?
>>161067389
they require a certain building to be constructed before they can be researched
one order of your finest memes, please
>>161067012
I don't know anon, going by that pic, it was clearly the dryad who got something up her ass.
>>161067427
>>161067431
>>161067454
But they've already been researched...
>>161067484
building destroyed after researched anon?, Ive seen the same thing in ork campaigns
>>161067484
Then they likely aren't active until you get the building
When the tech tree is linear like that it would be dumb to entirely prevent you from getting past techs you don't have the pre-reqs for.
>>161067483
thus the criticism of the image's relevance my dude
>>161066965
From now on, I'll do it every time just to annoy you.
>>161067549
Don't worry my dude I'm only here fairly rarely.
>>161067547
Maybe you just can't handle the truth that Dryads are secretly sluts who crave beastman cock?
>>161062529
the wood elf spellweaver looked pretty scantily clad, though the older models for dark elf witches and daemonettes literally had bare breasts. Then again nudity is often forgiven for witches since its a major part of their mysticism, The museum at Boscastle is basically a porn mag.
>>161066965
>>161067459
>>161067641
Maybe they are, fucked if I know. I just know that if anything gets close enough they look as attractive as a tree stump.
>>161066914
>when your girl is a bitch so you hook her up with your friends nice gf to see if it rubs off.
>>161067781
they look like 10/10 babes to lure you in, then when you're too close they reveal their true nature and do the whole killing thing
>>161067834
Yeah that's what I said.
>>161067778
>>161066813
>>161067031
>There’s an uneasy alliance between the Wood Elves and the Forest Spirits, so depending on whether Orion (Wood Elves) or Durthu (Forest Spirits) is in charge of your campaign, certain mid-to-higher-tier units from the other camp will come with an attendant Amber cost on top of their usual recruitment cost in gold.
So it seems that not all elf units will cost amber if you play as Durthu.
>>161067962
Durthu can probably get normal glade guard, eternal guard and glade riders without amber, and then stuff like units with magic arrows, waywatchers, wildwood rangers and warhawk riders will cost amber
>>161067781
>>161067834
>Implying Morghur, spirit of chaos and essence of corruption can't cause a weird double negative that keeps the dryad locked in her delicious rapeable form.
>Implying he wouldn't rape her anyway
WE HUNGER FOR BATTLE
Okay, what's the preliminary consensus
Wood Elves will be multiplayer cancer: Y/N?
inb4
>Multiplayer
>>161068574
Only if the player using them knows what he's doing and can macro.
Considering the average skill level of Total War players they likely won't be too much of an issue.
>>161068574
Light cavalry is your answer to archers.
Karl Franz on Deathclaw should make short work of their ranged air units.
Vampire Counts already have good air units.
Azhag on Skullmuncha for Greenskins.
>>161068574
bats counter wood elf rangers if they can melee due to their meme speed so not nearly as bad as you think
>>161068914
Azhag will get fucking mulched if the Welfs bring any decent air presence.
Greenskins cannot into air and should never try against anyone but Dwarfs
>>161068884
>>161067124
>It's not tree looking
ONE JOB CA.
>>161069360
so researching shit permanently 'rents' an amber. well i hope you guys won't lose to chaos then!
What is the comfiest faction in Rome 2?
>>161069453
Pontus
>>161069402
>>161069480
BUT
>>161068884
>mfw it's Morghur campaign footage.
>>161068462
COME
SIT
SHARE MY FIRE
Fuck Reikland
Why is it nothing but shitty hills of which I am perpetually spawned at the bottom of? Empire wants to set up nice defensive positions, yet ther terrain is shit for it.
And isn't Reikland supposed to be a fertile heartland? Its nothing but shitty hills and gashes.
Just swap the VC and Empire terrain maps.
VC don't give a fuck about fighting in a retarded forest 24/7.
>>161069529
does that mean its still a 'rent' though, meaning if you if they cancel the aggreement you lose the amber?
>>161069721
Yes
>>161068884
MyBEASTdick
>>161069691
Just set the difficulty slider to Easy if you want victory handed to you
>>161069691
It's not too fertile, it's just decent. Most of the provinces are described as either SUPER RICH or WAR TORN SHITHOLE
>>161067459
>tfw graffiti like this could have been the norm throughout the entire Empire and we just haven't found all the gems
>>161070171
It's that nowhere else have they a chance to have been preserved that well.
It is now Official. Athel Loren is radiant in its resplendence. Delicate young boys cavort for the delight of their mistresses, and the luminescence of sprites and pixies flicker through the enchanted wood. The Sisters of Twilight languorously uncurl from their embrace; panpipes flute a tune of merriment throughout the halls of the summerstrand. The diverting indignities of gorposting and Deep-Thinking Goblins are a receding memory, a windblown fragment of the season past. All Asrai make ready for frolic and improductivity; indolence is the watchword, and none can be found but are feverishly, zealously committed to inactivity.
From the Oak of Ages, the Eternal Queen watches and is warmed by the celebrations of her people. In such a festive air, Orion's rebirth cannot but be imminent; Ariel's handmaidens ceaselessly weave flowers into her hair, presenting an endless procession of styles and and aspects by which their beloved monarch might greet her consort. Those that retain a sense of time and worldly events look to his arrival; Naieth's divinations serve only to confirm what the jubilant atmosphere of the forest makes evident.
Wood Elves Confirmed.
>>161070171
>>tfw graffiti like this could have been the norm throughout the entire Empire and the gems are all lost to time and will never be seen by human eyes
FTFY
>>161070275
I don't think those characters will be appearing in the game.
>>161070287
>mfw other nuggets of ancient wisdom like "He who buggers a fire burns his penis" will forever be lost
>>161070171
I seriously hope some part of the 4chan archives survive over 1000 years so that future generations can see that shitposting is eternal.
>>161070275
fucking stop
>>161070463
Why?
>fots
>be tosa
>everyone around me is shogun
>i'm empire
>war, war, invasions, armies take years to get anywhere
>switch to shogun
>peace
>trade
>prosperity
>almost entire map is shogun
jesus, was there any point in not going shogun?
>>161069639
COME
SHIT
SHARE MY WARE
>>161070543
GRORY TO TEH EMPEROR!
>>161070543
depends where you are
independent best
>>161066813
>tech tree isn't an actual tree
one job CA, you had 1 (one) fucking job
>>161070357
>although consensus among word leaders during the 20th and beginning of 21st century was that nazi Germany's decision to genocide the jewish population of Europe was wrong, written records prove that the issue was controversial where a large part of the common people claimed that the German leader Adolf Hitler did nothing wrong during his rule and that the decision to kill all the jews with poisonous gas should be carried through. Furthermore, sources indicate that many called for an initiation of further ethnic conflict well into the 21st century.
>>161070753
kek
>>161070753
>If only we had listened?
>Think of where we would be now.
>>161070580
OUR HORSES LOVE BLOOD!
>>161062905
This picture is actually me
I get triggered so hard when people do the voltaire meme without knowing jack shit about the HRE
>>161070878
I get upset not for what is being said but the proposition that anything that Voltaire said or wrote is worth remembering and repeating.
>>161070753
>mfw I'll one day have to explain to my grandchildren that we weren't actually retarded, only pretending to be.
>>161070753
>it is to be noted that they seemed to exist a part of humanity with exeptionally pale skin. Reports from this era indicated that individuals with this trait were mostly found in a land thayt they called "Argentina"
>>161070878
t. Otto the "Great"
>>161070926
>Egyptian Mythology
1 Origins
2 Definition and scope
3 Content and meaning
4 Sources
4.1 Religious sources
4.2 Other sources
5 Cosmology
5.1 Maat
5.2 Shape of the world
5.3 Time
6 Major myths
6.1 Creation
6.2 The reign of the sun god
6.3 Osiris myth
6.4 Birth of the royal child
6.5 The journey of the sun
6.6 End of the universe
7 Influence in Egyptian culture
7.1 In religion
7.2 In art
7.3 In literature
>7.4 In 21st century politics
8 See also
9 Notes and citations
9.1 Notes
9.2 Citations
10 Works cited
11 Further reading
Reposting for great success
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L60z5UkpLZ
>>161070306
Not yet. I guess we can look forward to "Sisters of Twilight Soon" in a future installment.
>>161071182
The stream pretty much confirmed that they weren't going to include them because they were a complicated and pointless addition.
Their only appeal is waifu faggotry or muh inclusiveness.
>Playing Saga
>Some shitstain ship manages to damage the trade port very early on for several thousands of Shogun dollars
Everytime I get into a battle in Shogun 2 my game crashes. I have some light mods installed but this shouldn't happen. Should I just play vanilla?
IF OUR LORD IS T' BECOME KINGWhere did you go, peasant poster?
>>161071630
Might be a mod conflict
Check if vanilla battles crash
>>161071630
This happened to me when I had an outdated mod that I didn't think mattered.
>But I hope and I pray, every single day
>You'll come to me, come home to me, come home to me...
About to start a Rome 2PONTUScampaign! Wish me luck!
>>161072062
reminds me of fucking weird dream last night walking in fog hearing that jolly sailor bold song.
>>161061690
Fat people have the best quads, fuck.
>>161072180
I'm not familiar with that faction. Could you elaborate?
>>161072180
good luck, pontus is a fun faction, dont let the plebs tell you otherwise
tfw just got to hold out a little longer until wood elves gameplay
>>161072228
these guys
Reminder that we'll get gameplay footage today.
I hope it's campaign footage.
>>161072276
link to mod?
Does Shogun 2 still hold up, /twg/?
>>161072308
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=426097438
here you go friendio
>>161072361
needs pontic royal catapaults
>>161071313
They have multiple interesting mounts, unique items for quests with varied abilities, and would be a pretty unique LL choice.
But while Joey was strong about them not getting in, the actual dev was more muted, so we'll see. We'll get a third LL for sure, and it's likely to be a waifu.
comfy age of Charlemagne faction?
I was thinking of maybe going Danish, and just shoring up a safe homeland then going raiding for the bulk of my income
>>161072356
Yes
>>161070543
>not going VH Tsu
>not going independent
>not painting all of Japan with cute little pink flags
It's like you don't want to suffer.The only benefit of being Tsu is that you get a few un-bombardable provinces. It is the only upside.
Installing Rome 2 lads
What should I expect
>>161072628
Pontus.
>>161072628
P O N T U S
O
N
T
U
S
here is a good faction roll pick my man
>>161072495
>Third LL announced
>It's Araloth
>mfw
>>161072651
>>161072656
I meant performance wise
I'm hoping to get an RX480 come Chrimbo time, but what about processor/RAM?
>>161072628
>59Hz
>>161072719
More like Borealoth
Stream when
>>161072731
you should be fine, 8gb of ram is more then enough and I run a generation older processor then you and the game runs fine
>>161072747
Old one decided to fucking die one day
Had to get a new one on the cheap
>>161072912
Screencap it and send it to a modern art exhibit, I think you could make a lot of money.
>Sigevald, 1 unit of marauder horseman and 5 hell cannons makes the computer think I have no chance auto resolving with 2000 dawi
Fuck everything
>>161072210
I think you mean calves. No no good quad visible in that pic.
>>161073002
Hell cannons make the auto-resolve go fucking ballistic.
>>161073002
Balance of power has a meltdown if you're attacked by a Lord that overlevels you.
just hold the line a little longer and we get some neet gameplay
jesus christ what is going on with my game?
I have everything on max but it still looks jagged as fuck
>>161072719
hoping its Ariel
Also, what do you guys think is the hidden prize you'll get for finishing the Wood Elf mini campaign?
>>161073171
An achievement.
>>161073171
A kiss on the butthole from an elf.
The fuck?
I teleported into the Book of Grudges quest and got ambushed?
>>161073170
that's Rome II for ya
>>161073234
I dont remember it being this god awfull
>>161073220
Isn't that quest battle SUPPOSED to be an ambush?
>>161072719
Similar to beastmen, nobody honestly likes Araloth. He's just the spite candidate so that other people you don't like don't get what they want.
That's ultimately why he won't get in though- his fanbase is nonexistent, except maybe for his bird.
>>161073220
what've you done to your starting hammerers, anon
>>161073292
Even then the only reason to like the bird is that its just an older hero character who got (shittily) remade for 8th
>>161073293
No one would ironically start with Thorgrim when The Based Dwarf exist, would they?
>>161073171
how can there be a mini and large campaign when it's based on a wonder? Does the oak have stages or do you have to wipe out archaon?
>>161068574
It will be broken multiplayer cancer at launch
It will then be nerfed to "decent in the right hands"
>>161073293
Gave them a paint job.Starting Hammerers died long ago taking Black Crag ;_;7
>>161073464
99% of the Total War playerbase never touch the multiplayer
Any "must have" Attila mods? I've a debug camera mod, that's it.
t. haventer player before
Rome II or Attila, which is better?
>>161072719
>>161073171
You know?
Either of them is fine.
Ariel would be great WElf spellcaster and Araloth is quite useful with that hawk of his...as long as they give the WElf a ride. A Dragon would be preferable.
Also waiting for Drycha. I kinda like the giga-bitch. Even other Dryads and Branchwraiths aren't this bitchy.
>NEET elf tech tree divided into the "good" and "bad" elvish pantheons
pretty neat desu
>>161073683
Play Vanilla for the first time. If you are like me and the campaign starts to feel too tedious get the following:
>Hadrians Building effects reworked
> Max 40% Corruption mod (if you are playing Age of Charlemagne)
> no agressive AI agent actions
> Double Garrison mod (Optional: no gatling towers)
>>161061464
historical when
I only have Shogun 2 and I want to get some of the other games, but there are so many collections and DLC's on Steam I don't know what to get. How do I navigate this minefield, and how do I do it without paying a fuckton?
>RMB fucked
>double clicks at the end of every click
>literally unable to drag orders
Every fucking mouse I have fuck.
Recommend me a good mouse that doesn't break after 9 months. This logitech piece of crap is down two buttons now.
>>161073849
in the next couple of years says CA
>>161073904
that green sharkoon mouse.
>>161073895
What Era/setting do you want?
Within that, do you want to play as a specific DLC faction.
Two very simple questions that eliminate 90% of the products.
>>161073739
Attila is the superior game. Only muh setting plebs disagree.
super excited to reveal my latest mod, lore appropriate Mannfred von Carstein size
>>161073818
Alright, sounds good, thanks for the info.
>>161073985
I know I want M2 for the Third Age mod. I think I'll just get that and Attila seeing as it's on sale for dirt cheap.
>>161074057
>don't talk to me or my autistic son ever again
>>161074057
>>161073904
>Spilled plastic glue all over my mouse a few years back while assembling and painting my Warhams
>It still works good
It collects grime real fast and needs to be wiped down every other day to not be gross as shit, but at least it works.
>>161074021
Thanks anon
>>161073904
intellimouse 2 or 3
too bad they dont make them anymore
>>161074087
How good is your rig? Attila is a good game but it is the worst TW in optimization by far.
Also I'd argue that the setting is a bit stale diplomatically. Half the map will ALWAYS be Romans which can get a bit annoying.
>>161074146
I've had a terrible run.
It's always M2 and one of the side buttons if they exist that go.
Cheap may as well be unbranded mouse, gone.
Some obnoxious Razer mouse I got as a gift, gone the same way. This middle of the range logitech one. FUCKED.
FUCK
These last five years three fucking mice.
It used to be audio equipment that went on me. Now it's fucking mice.
This fucking dell keyboard is like 12 years old. It started dying 8 years back and recovered completely.
This is my first ever Realm Divide, twg.
Can I make it?
How do I make it?
I've got Nanban big dick cannon ships basically surrounding my lands, so naval invasions are unlikely, but my armies are portugese cunts and naginata lads so unit upkeep is very high, especially now that i cant trade with the AI anymore.
>>161073787
Araloth isnt a good LL candidate, not only because of his nonexistent character, but also because he has no magical items.
At all. None. Nada. Zero.
No magic items.
Nothing. His armor that you see in art and on the model? He doesnt actually have any. He has no armor in the rules. His amazing, flaming spear? Mundane, completely normal asrai spear. The bow he shoots Morghur with in the lore? He doesnt actually have one.
He has nothing whatsoever
>>161074269
I got my keyboard along with my first "real" PC 13 years ago.
Poor dear has served me well but I'm getting a new one this Christmas, it just isn't sustainable anymore, too many of the keys are wobbly, the A key won't work half the time.
>>161073907
I half expect them to go US civil war.
FotS was fantastic, & civil war would have many of the same concepts. Plus, they'd make an absolute killing off patriotic burgers. If they take the FotS recipe, they're guaranteed a quality game.
Three kingdoms (or Imjin war) would be fantastic, but I doubt they would unless they were planning making inroads into the Asian market. I doubt Imjin too. If they were going to do that, on the tail of Shogun 2 would've been the perfect time.
>>161073904
Steelseries Sensei Raw.
Cheap, no-blinky-colors version of the Sensei, have had it for years and it still works.
>>161074146
Oh and another story.
>spill orange juice all over my router
>hit the power like a madman
>douche the entire thing out in water
>crack it open
>leave it out in the sun to dry
works like a charm
>>161073904
>>161074269
https://www.amazon.com/SteelSeries-Rival-Optical-Gaming-schwarz/dp/B0160USMW6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1480084088&sr=8-1&keywords=steelseries+rival
aslong as you dont nerdrage and throw it at a all it should work fine, I've had mine for about 3 years now
I've spilled alot of different liquids on it yet it still works
>>161073818
>all those cheat mods
LMAO just play on easy
>>161074319
>Otomo
>only one front
>chibopokom island secured
you'll be fine as long as you control the seas
>>161074269
my rig is very good so I'm not worried about performance. What do you mean stale diplomatically?
STUFF
https://youtu.be/AKhOWoYmgOA
https://youtu.be/AKhOWoYmgOA
https://youtu.be/AKhOWoYmgOA
>>161073818
> Max 40% Corruption mod
pussyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>161074480
stale state I mean.
Rome 2 might be a ton of greeks or maybe romans or maybe the barbars did really well.
Attila is half the map(the desirable half to migrate to) starts as roman and doesn't change. They'll split up in rebellions and stuff but the rosters of the new nations are still romans.
>>161074387
>>161074384
I like these suggestions I haven't tried steelseries before. But after proving myself right on razer and even logitech failing me now I'll try anything.
Thanks for the link but I don't use Amazon, shipping just stops it from being a good deal for me.
>>161073791
Well it's logical since WElfs are the middle when compared to HElve's good and DElve's bad.
Though I still kinda boggled on why won't HElves worship Khaine not as a god of murder, but as a god of war and treat him like a honorable warrior instead of a lunatic.
Fantasy Khaine is neutral when compared to 40K. At least Fantasy didn't thought about Elf genocide. His only problem is that a lot of his junk appears in the mortal realm (I'm looking at you Aenarion).
>>161074347
Well CA might fix him to be actually badass.
>>161074319
It depends on how strong a hold you have on the seas. If they can skirt around you, expect many naval landings. I take it you've monopolised all the southern trade spots too?
If you vassalise someone post realm divide, they won't hate you, and will trade with you. Keep that as an option. If you want to minimise losses, I'd say put a single cannon in each of your armies. They'll walk slower, but the AI will be forced into being aggressive in every fight (even if you're the aggressor on the campaign map). Basically, no more AI hill camps. Now you can be the hill camper. This means your tercos get the best chances to fire.
>>161074626
Razer is a meme company, the Black Widow might be their only decent product.
>>161074725
Yeah I know, I always doubted their stuff and as I said I only got it as a gift.
>>161074496
DARREEEEEEEEEEN!
Shogun 2 or FoTS?
>Wood Elves have Underway movement
GOD DAMN IT
>>161074496
I was sorta on the fence with the wood elfs, as the Beasty boys didnt turn out to be that great (to me they felt too similar to WoC with the whole horde mechanic) but this gameplay convinced me to buy them
>>161074964
Really?
They didn't just hit an underway army?
>Branchwraiths use a combined Lore of Life/Lore of Shadow lore
Nice
>>161074964
First Dofrs, then goats, and now murder hippies.
Who else is going to get it?
Daemon of Chaos and Chaos Dorfs?
>>161074496
>Clan Angrund supplying Wood Elves with amber
Get the book
>>161074496
>>161074964
>World Roots
kekekekek
>>161075078
>>161075085
desu it honestly makes more sense for Wood Elves than for Murdergoats
At least the Worldroots are an actual thing.
I want to be dominated by a best elf!
>>161074496
>lightning strike that deep in the skill tree.
Fucking fuck off. Why?
>finally a new wind spell
Might finally have an offensive spell that isnt complete garbage and isn't over the top like winds of death
Very nice...
>>161074496
Anyone else think the unit cards look shit?
They seem low quality
What did he see, /twg/?
>>161075229
A faggot
>>161075178
mm yes this will do nicely.
guess morghur doesn't get his own special beastmen subfaction though
>sacrificial grounds
You can gather the wageslaves from across the old world and sacrifice them on the altar of comfiness for global boosts, that's really fun
>shit elves have a tech dedicated to improving their relations with Norscan tribes
LOL
+30 relations with undead is an adorable technology effect
Maybe I'll help Mannfred play emperor
How do you beat FotS with traditional units only?
>>161074496
>Warhawk Riders are for some reason called Hawk Riders
FUCKING
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
when?
>>161075269
Dude... language warning please.
>>161075482
They're big beasties.
>>161073292
>Nobody honestly likes beastmen
But Beastmen are great you faggot.
WHERE IS KRELL
>>161075585
Right here
>>161074496
Neat
>>161075178
I like how colourful it has become.
>>161074347
Durthu and Morghur don't have magic items either.
>>161075396
I wonder if they can awaken tribes and use them as attack dogs.
>declining the dwarf call to arms
top kek, clan angrund only has itself to blame
>>161075634
what happened to krell's neck?
>want to co-op wood elves
>no friends who play
help me out here lads
>>161075652
They at least have interesting lore and good special abilities
Araloth has neither of those since he was just shoehorned into 8th edition
>unproductive elf parties using up all the money
This stream is great, they got wood elves perfect
>>161075696
>have friends that want to co-op
>I hate playing with others and tell them no all the time
Ree leave me alone
>>161075696
ask again in two weeks
>>161061912
It's kind of hilarious in retrospect, especially with Durthu and Orion reveals, how ultra conservative CA was in designing the vanilla races and LLs.
>-10% to Reiksguard upkeep
>-10% cost to military buildings
>+5% campaign movement speed (used by like 7 fucking LLs)
Now you have shit like Vanguard Vlad, no attrition Durthu, Poison McReplenishment, Goblin Deathball, etc.
reeeeee make the old world great again ca
>>161074496
No route marcher. Darren get your shit together.
>>161075705
some of those beasties look confused as to where they are
>>161075109
So are beastpaths, friend.
Though every ambush taking place thesre is pretty stupid.
>>161074496
>Branchwraith heroes (mixed Life-Shadow casters)
>Not-underway
>No default ambush stance
>Raze or Seed settlement options, Razing yelds money, Seeding "occupies" the settlement providing amber
>Seeded settlements have 5 building options, 1 building slot
>Confederation requires a level 3 Oak of Ages
>Not-offices identical from The Empire
>Treemen not allowed into office spots when playing as elves (and viceversa?)
>Shorter skill trees
>Orion can spec both ranged and melee army-wide buffs
>>161075749
They'll fix all the vanilla Lords after they released all the DLCs and expansions.
>>161075853
Also remember that the offices, when compared to the Empire, must be unlocked via appropriate buildings and researches.
Empire has them right on the spot.
>>161074496
>Branchwraith
>he
>>161075896
MAKE AZHAG GREAT AGAIN
FUCK GOBBO ARCHERS, I SHIT ON GOBOO ARCHERS
FUCK DIPLOMATIC RELATIONS WITH UNDEAD
>>161075985
that had me wondering as well
I hope dryads dont sound like men as well
Is every faction added to game now gonna have an underway equivalent?
>>161075853
One +30 relations to undead tech and another +40, along with +'s to all naval-going human factions
If the two undead ones stack you could have a really moe alliance and i'm looking forward to it
No meme ambush stance is a shame though.
It said units get buffs in "forest" battles- what % of a battlefield needs to be woods to make it a forest battle, I wonder? Or is that just the world roots maps?
Also flesh to stone is 8 mana to give one unit +30 armor, so CA definitely hasn't decided to stop making shitty magic spells you'll never want to use
>>161075780
Well they don't really know why they're doing what they're doing do they? They're just tugged along by Chaos to pee and poo and kalamazoo
>>161074496
>Tree racism
>>161075998
Azhag should get a VC unit
Because he loves the undead and all
>>161075998
>Switch gobbo archers with Doomdivers and give Grimgor something else for them since he already gets two other good units
>Replace relationship bonus with armies taking considerably less damage on vampire grounds
>>161076169
Not immune to it though, we wouldn't want a lord to be immune to one specific kind of attrition
That'd be too radical
>>161076223
It's just Durthu's army, not every single one.
>>161061464
reminder to nominate your favorite games for the steam awards
>>161076125
Probably just means battles started on a forest tile of the campaign map
>>161075439
Also, how hard is it to pull off
>>161076119
They need to go back and give the other factions underway too
>Reikpaths for Franz and the boys
>The Batway
>>161075749
Pretty sure Ghorst's army-wide poison buff is way weaker than the normal poison attribute.
>TREE RACISM
>>161076268
combination of jokes and legitimate nominations here. Not one for TW though.
Most of the categories are fucking stupid.
Are they afraid of a plain old goty?
>Warhawk Riders cost amber for Orion
But why
At least they are in a unit of 24 though, air skirmsihers from hell confirmed
>>161076650
>Test of time: Morrowind
Good taste my n'wah i did the same
>>161076119
It makes sense for the current factions that have a underway stance to have it though. You could defiently question the beastmen underway stance though. I think their hiding mechanic should be their main army stance focus. The beastmen patch was kinda unnecessary.
Either way I don't get the outcry over wood elves having a underway stance when it makes a lot sense of them having it.
Wood elfs got a shitload of buildings.
Why are Samurai in Fall of the Samurai called Kachi instead of Samurai?
Any weebs know?
>>161076831
I think people are just memeing over rehashed mechanics.
Also, how do the World Roots work in the lore?
>>161074374
Hard to say whether FoTS is in their eyes a full exploration of the Victorian era. If so then we can expect a Chinese era, I'd hope they'd start with warring states and then an expansion/DLC for the three kingdoms period and possibly the Ming dynasty.
Looks like Morghur doesn't get his own faction
I hope they change his victory condition to include wood elves
>>161076948
徒士, contrast 騎士. Could translate it as "foot soldiers" if you really wanted to.
Name implies a somewhat lower social standing than Samurai would.
>>161076169
Everyone needs one memorable unit. Those that do have them are based as fuck.
>Franz: 2 mediocre 1 BASED REIKSGUARD
>Gelt: Gelt tier as usual
>Volkmar: Fair I guess, at least he has cool knights.
Observation at this point:
I wish the early stage of the game with fewer units persisted longer.
>>161076812
cheers outlander
>Thorgrim: "at least he has artillery"
>Ungrim: approaching gelt tier in how unmemorable the units are
>Grombrin: cool stuff here
>Angrund: obviously special
P.S. Fuck stunties
>Grimgor: The best of the best. Not completely crazy but you appreciate each unit so very much
>Azhag: >>>>>>>goblin archers
>Wurrzag: one memorable big guy but remains reasonable
>Skarsnik: as above
>Mannfred: absolute shit if we're talking late game but the vargulf is really nice early on, super memorable
>Kemmler: actually really cool units, good synergy with invocation. A shame it's kemmler
>Ghorst: not shit but pretty boring
>Vlad: FUCKING VANGUARD DEPLOY BLOOD KNIGHTS HOLY FUCK
>archaon: bland
>kholek: at least some already cavalry/equivalent
>sigvald: at least you have artillery
>kholek: minotaurs early on are hilarious
>malagor: classic solo giant, fun times.
>>161076468
>The Batway
Anyone here uses Imperator FX?
Is it me or the sides of the screen are blurry for some reason?
>>161077221
So the Kachi in Fall of the Samurai are more like professional soldiers who fight in the traditional ways as opposed to the levies and professional line infantry?
Thanks laddo
>>161077380
It's blurry for me aswell. I don't know how to dix it though.
>>161077380
>actually playing with that shit on
What the fucking fuck, even.
>>161077380
My eyes hurt
Eternal Guard have 60 armor. That's a lot higher than I would've thought, although they'll surely be the highest-armored unit the Wood Elves get.
Orion gives units a speed boost, and the Eternal Guard have 44 speed with his buffs included. Even without it they should comfortably be around 38-40 though, so it looks like Wood Elves will be as quick or quicker than beastmen. Pretty neat.
>>161076468
>>Reikpaths for Franz and the boys
10/10
I found 'Franz and the Boys' a better faction description than "The Empire"
Is there another general that comes close to the sense of camaraderie that Karl provides?
>>161077380
GRAINING
>>161077482
I installed it 10 minutes ago to check it out.
Deffinitely uninstalling this shit.
>>161077380
Looks just like my Skyrims
>>161077513
Is that taking into account the passive buffs beastie boys have?
>>161077459
The name sort of suggests dispossessed, landless samurai.
It's archaic desu nobody uses this word on the moon anymore
>>161077513
>Quicker than beastmen
How are beastmen ever supposed to catch elves then when they're also supposed to be speedy
>>161077619
I mean the game is set during the Boshin War
>>161077623
They aren't, Beastmen are just a meme faction.
>>161076268
Thanks for reminding me
>>161077613
Just trying to figure it out for custom battle/multiplayer, but yeah, it looks like they'll be faster even accounting for passives.
Orion gets more abilities to make everyone go even faster that weren't active yet on the campaign, so it looks like you could have a pretty ridiculous kiting army
>>161077619
Are you actually a nip or did you just study the language?
>>161077346
>P.S. Fuck stunties
No fuck you.
עכשיו זה רשמי. Athel לורן הוא מקרין resplendence שלה. נערים צעירים עדינים לפזז למען ההנאה של הפילגש שלהם, ואת ההארה של שדונים ו הפיקסיז להבהב דרך היער הקסום. האחיות של דמדומים בעצלתיים ליישר מהחיבוק שלהם; בעוגב שצבט מנגינה של עליצות ברחבי האולמות של Summerstrand. ההשפלות הטיית גובלינים gorposting ודיפ-חשיבה הן זיכרון נסוג, שבר windblown העבר העונה. כל Asrai להפוך מוכן להשתובב ו improductivity; עצלות היא מילת המפתח, ואף אחד ניתן למצוא אך בקדחתנות, מחויבים בקנאות חוסר פעילות.
לכל היותר מהעץ של דורות, הנצחי המלכה שעונים מחומם לנוכח הטקסים והחגיגות של בני עמה. בתוך אוויר כזה חגיגי, הלידה מחדש של אוריון לא יכולה שלא להיות מובהקת; השפחות של אריאל רף לארוג פרחים לתוך השערה, הצגת תהלוכה אינסופית של סגנונות והיבטים שבאמצעותו המלך האהוב שלהם אולי לברך זוגה. אלה לשמור על תחושת הזמן ואירועים ארציים להסתכל ההגעה שלו; Divinations של Naieth לשרת רק כדי לאשר את מה האווירה הצוהלת של היער עושה מאליו.
עץ שדון שאושרו.
>>161077685
Gorebulls with potions of toughness are my favourite meme.
>>161077868
oh no mister manlet please don't write bad things about me in your diary
>>161077346
>Observation at this point:
>I wish the early stage of the game with fewer units persisted longer.
I was thinking about this too. Like if max army size was tied to general level. Early game more battles with quicker recovery... hmmm
>>161074496
>Orion has 6810 health (probably has the +hp traits but still)
>Over 500 weapon damage
>over 60 movement speed
That 30 armour and 30 melee defense will probably fuck him over when fighting other lords though
>>161078010
What if his attack animations are garbage?
>>161077964
It's pretty well known that only manlets hate Dwarfs.
Who else would be so insecure about their height that they can't play as dwarfs?
>N-no! I can't play as m-midgets! People would think I was short!
>>161078052
Obvious manlet detected. Only manlets identify with elves.
Meanwhile, I, a perfectly tall 1,69 m tall sicillian man identify with the equally tall and aryan elves.
>>161076650
Did Battle Brothers hit release out of ea?
>>161078174
>Only manlets identify with elves
Meant dwarfs, a little freudian slip obviously.
>>161078237
Not yet, they're overhauling the undead to make them more spoopy/interesting to fight, when that hits I think it's officially 1.0.
>>161078174
>Only manlets identify with elves
This is actually correct, explains why so many people here are hyped for neet elves.
>>161077906
This dank meme will never end will it?
>>161077906
>jewish
>+1
Funny joke
>>161077906
This is quickly becoming as bad as the "LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE" meme.
>>161078536
Yep. A meme is a fun until it's posted non-stop.
Then people want it to die.
>>161078363
Honestly, why would a manlet ever identify with the dwarfs?
The entire point of the term manlet is that it designates short guys who are insecure about the fact that they're shot. A manlet would never admit to identifying with, liking or even playing a fictional race whose names literally means "short". Instead he'd spend every day mocking dwarfs and projecting all his self-loathing and insecurites unto them.
>>161078687
Elf pasta was never good
>>161078687
I've wanted elf pasta to die since it first appeared in august.
Watching the nuclear butthurt meltdown when K&W got teased was hilarious.
So I want to upgrade my DEUS VULT experience from Medieval 2 to the present year
Is Medieval Kingdoms mod for Attila a good choice? Attila is a standalone, right? It's on a 10€ sale on steam.
Is Archaon the epitome of 5'11'' mentality?
>>161078838
Not yet finished. Custom Battle release only for now.
But Attila is quite a good game on its own. If its on sale, just do it.
>>161078838
It's standalone.
The mod is unfinished.
>>161078845
Archaon is the fedora mentality given flesh.
>>161078845
>5'11''
What's that in a non-archaic measurement?
>>161078953
THROW IT AT HIM NOT ME
>>161078845
Archaon wears a pair of giant phallic symbols on his helmet.
Make of that what you will.
>>161078821
ElfPasta(™) is not to be associated with lazy machine-translations and grossly inappropriate selection of western-media based images.
ElfPasta(™) is held to a higher standard, being carefully produced and crafted from scratch to meet /twg/'s needs, a loving message by /twg/ for /twg/.
>world roots aka underway stance
>CA is too fucking lazy to even change the tooltip description
ffs whats next
>Tomb Kings have sandpaths stance
>Chaos Dwarfs have Underway
>Ogres have Hungerway
>Lizardmen have Flying Pyramid stance
>>161078970
180 cm give or take
>>161079069
>yfw there's 16 factions and only the empire, vampire counts and chaos don't have a memeway stance
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Byд Эльфы Пoдтвepждeнo
>>161079069
>High elves have the Highway
>play fall of the samurai
>turn 7
>4 people, including my former ally declare war on me
Time to reduce the difficulty I guess??
>>161078838
Just wait for Bretonnia desu
>Medieval 2
>Playing as Scotland
>England took over half of France in an attempt to escape my wrath
>While I'm chasing them around with my main forces, they attack me at Caen
>2 units of heavy pike militia and 2 units of peasant archers vs. fully stacked english army, complete with catapults
>They blow a hole through the walls
>Plug up hole with pikemen
>Archers unload on them
>Pikemen don't care
>Cavalry charges in
>Pikemen don't care
>Spearmen charge in
>Pikemen don't care
>Armored swordsmen charge in
>Pikemen still no closer to caring
>England loses 500 men and a general
>I lose 41 pikemen
I now understand why king Leonidas had a scottish accent in the film.
>>161079295
People love to turn to the other side just to spite you.
>Edo turned Imperial
Tree and tree related campaign footage just went up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKhOWoYmgOA
>>161079364
Maybe I'll just play as Satsuma so I don't have to fight three front wars at least.
>>161077006
I don't think it's solidly detailed, but they can be used to move half way across the entire world, they are used to attack Naggaroth which is on another continent
>>161078838
In age of Charlemaine, there's an Emirate in Spain - ripe for reconquista.
Haven't played it, but noticed it as I bought the game yesterday. AoC looks like "early medieval".
>>161079435
>Tosa turns to the Shogunate side
>Starts bombarding everything you own
>>161078770
>>161078821
Yep. And that's why I want it to be deader than dead.
>>161079053
I still want it dead. At least it will stop being posted after WElfs are released.
>>161079173
Where is Kholek and his banhammer when you need him?
>>161079432
Anon..
>>161074496
>>161079295
>>161079364
Basically this.
Tips when playing FoTS: Always ensure your neighbor have someone else to pick fights with. If your neighbor don't have any enemy, they'll go lebensraum on you instead.
So, always remember to never encircle a fellow Imperialist/Shogunist, give them room to expand against someone that isn't You.
>>161079432
>just went up
You're so last hour.
>>161079587
Man this shit makes no sense, Edo attacked me even though I'm a Tokugawa loyalist and never attacked a Shogun aligned faction ever.
>>161079650
Nips don't get along
>>161079173
>machine-translated
That's it, you've done it now. Fuck you and fuck your shitty elves, cunt.
>>161080023
What you gonna do, bitch?
>>161079650
It's their way of telling you to recruit more gatling guns.
>>161080172
>gatling guns
You mean armstrongs.
>>161080112
Burn down your entire fucking forest. How about that?
>>161062052
>warpfire throwers on deck is a bad idea.
>the entire deck is a giant warpfire thrower.
Nobody tell Clan Skyre.
>>161080172
Gatlings are just memeguns in FoTS. You'll be using Parrott most of the time.
>>161080295
This anon tells the truth
How do you use the hellstorm Gatling gun things in Warhammer?
Ngoku ooga. Booga unyulu xa Ubuqaqawuli yayo. amakhwenkwana ubuncwane shiet ngenxa uyakholiswa izithandwa zabo, yaye luminescence ye sprites kunye pixies siloziza ngokusebenzisa iinkuni lezigigaba. White wiminz languorously umqolo ukusuka esifubeni babo; bongos nesabagwali lwengoma ye iziyunguma kulo iiholo ye summerstrand. Neenzingo kujikwe oingoboingo Enzulu-Ukucinga oothikoloshe ezi kwimemori ukuhla, isiqwengana equka ye ngexesha elidlulileyo. Zonke Zulu silungiseleleni ezimaxhonti kunye hakuna matata; kwaphela lo kenya, kungabikho inokufumaneka kodwa nzima, uzibophelele ngenzondelelo lokungasebenzi.
Ukusuka Big Baobab, yinkosikazi ngonaphakade ebukele kwaye ukugcakamela imibhiyozo abantu bayo. Xa umoya kwanzaa enjalo, ngokutsha Mufasa likaThixo kodwa kuba ebona; kwabakhonzazana ariel ngayo esilwela makadibanise iintyatyambo ezinweleni zakhe, wokwenza umngcelele olungenasiphelo weentlobo kwaye imiba ngazo ngukumkani wabo othandekayo ambulise nesithandwa sakhe. Abo eziqagcinayo nemvo ixesha iziganeko zehlabathi khangela ekufikeni kwakhe; savumisa Cleopatra ukuba bakhonze kuphela ukuqinisekisa ukuba umoya nemihlali yehlathi kwenza ubungqina.
Baobab oothikoloshe oqinisekisiweyo.
>>161080446
Hell, the Byzantines done that, incredibly effective at burning Arabs on the seas.
>>161080618
1)make sure it has a clear line of fire on the enemy
2) melt armoured targets
Damn wood elves look fun.
Huge variety in units, unique gameplay and skill tree.
Gonna be a fun addition to the game, can't wait.
The tree lords beard looked cool as fuck too, and we have a new wind spell hopefully it destroys armies like wind of death does.
>>161075178
Both Wood Elf factions get the Oak?
>>161078010
>30 armor 30 melee defense
LOL Orion's a fucking BITCH. Karl's gonna swoop in, dodge a few arrows and hammerfuck that beastpussy til he makes a demigod cum.
So it's pretty much confirmed that they're adding Lore of Shadows/Life variants of the spellcasters where appropriate, right?
So that's:
>Empire Wizards with both Lores
>Bray Shaman (Lore of Shadows)
>Vampire Lord (Lore of Shadows)
>Vampire (Lore of Shadows)
Maybe also a Damsel of the Lady (Lore of Life), but I'm guessing they'll hold out on her until we get the full Bretonnian release in february.
>>161080375
Stock in Flame Cannons saw a massive spike today...
>>161081027
Chaos is supposed to get it too but I don't see them or beastmen getting it
They don't really care about being accurate with lores hence empire not having access to death and WEs not having all 8
Bretcucks BTFO
Also why do none of the units seem to have Armour Piercing when the point of an Asrai Longbow is it being armour piercing
>>161080950
Yes
Good to know Worldroots are confirmed. That sets up the New World expansion transport method aswell.
>>161081027
Also Chaos Sorcerer and Chaos Sorcerer Lords with lore of Shadow.
>>161081230
WE having 8 lores was a 8th ed thing. Never really liked it to begin with.
>>161077534
Belegar Ironhammer? Mostly because you're stuck with one army until you take Eight Peaks.
>Wood Elves get better version of Empire offices
Good to see the vanilla factions are going to suffer as this game goes forward.
>>161081285
>Also why do none of the units seem to have Armour Piercing
Neetfags BTFO.
These stats are getting ridiculous
>>161081285
OMG, End Times lore is canon to Total War: Warhammer
>>161080950
Whichever one you play gets the Oak
However if you play Co-op of Orion and Durthu, Orion gets the Oak
>>161081331
m8, Wood Elves get 10 lores in 8th ed
What's not to like, are you some kind of other Cuck Elf, or a Dawi perhaps
>>161081285
Have we even seen any unit stats yet? All the video showed was heroes and lords.
>>161080502
>>161080295
>doesn't make armies based on memes
lol
I bet you shitters don't spam torpedo-boats either
>>161081414
You could catch a glimpse of a few if you paid attention
Here's my shittily put together collection
>>161081403
Wood Elves casting fire and metal magic is stupid. They can't into anything more evolved than a wooden spear and they're afraid of lighting a match because it might hurt their precious trees.
>>161077973
Yeah there's not a good way to do it... unless maybe you tie it to in-game turns? Start out at a max of 10 units per army and then add a slot every... Let's say every 5 turns. So by turn 50 you're back up to 20 unit stacks.
>The game gives you two Irondrakes in a scenario against WoC with shittons of Chaos Knights
>>161081531
????
a dawi or a chaoscuck, then?
Certainly retarded to match
>>161081525
>Wildwood Rangers don't have anti-fear rules or Immune to Psychology
YOU FUCKED UP!
>>161081285
>When Elves dreams of a great undertaking
>When Elves dreams
>Elves
>dreams
>>161081285
>wont get their faction this year
>the watery tart = just an elf
HOW WILL THE BRETKEKS EVER RECOVER
There actually is a kind of forest corruption
Occupying a.k.a Seeding a settlement causes the vegetation of that area to grow quick and get thicker.
MAKE ATHEL LOREN GREAT AGAIN.
>Elf archers dont even have AP
AHAHAAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes in*
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>161081621
Perhaps you should consider checking the unit ability icons (protip: they are at the bottom!)
>neet elf lords literally let Orion, a goat, cuck them out of their lives
Jesus christ, you can't make this shit up.
>>161081621
They clearly have immune to psychology, there's a little brain down there.
>>161081618
The only lore wood elves should have access to is the Lore of Being A Faggot. Which includes spells like "Write a Poem About Your Feelings" and the signature spell "Cry About Beastmen Fucking Your Girlfriend"
So /twg/ who is the most uncucked faction of TW:W
>>161081801
The Empire, easily
>>161081734
>>161081768
My mistake, carry on.
>>161081801
Beastmen and Chaos Dwarfs.
They're bulls.
>>161081230
>Empire
>Lore of Death
I really hope they're saving that for a Tamurkhan themed content pack with Elspeth Von Drakken. They already have a few Forgeworld based models in the game, so I don't think it's a stretch.
>>161081790
Chaos it is then
Welfs confirmed for best faction. Holy shit they look great.
>>161081695
>this won't actually change battle maps
>battle maps will still load into a hilly desert with no civilization for miles around
>every fucking time
>>161081896
Chaos stunties are cucks like all stunties.
>>161081790
>"Write a Poem About Your Feelings" and the signature spell "Cry About Beastmen Fucking Your Girlfriend"
You're describing the book of grudges there m8
>>161081929
Hello total war forum feminist
Could a WW2 TW work?
>air support like naval support in fots
>light vehicles work like chariot archers
>tanks work like steam tanks (but have MGs that can fire at units within a range around the tank)
>much smaller infantry units, say 40 men
>for open maps can make fortifications in the pre battle stage
>units can smartly hide behind buildings, road blocks etc in urban battles
>mg encampment etc acts like gattling guns in earlier games
>urban maps have multi layered buildings units can enter, and heavy weapons can destroy (like city walls)
>subs can act like agents sabotaging trade and navies etc
>naval units for beach landings and helping with beach town fortifications
Could it work?
>>161081929
>forge world based models in the game
What would these be
>>161082040
No
>>161082034
She has an amazing model, and her dragon is fricken cool.
>>161082045
Fuck wit, they already use the Chaos Canon forgeworld model.
>>161069071
Sauce?
>>161082032
t. Ravandil Greyleaf
>>161074898
dude nips lmaoplease respond ;_;
>Wood Elves bring forests to the old world
>Dark Elves bring slavery and misery
>High Elves bring... DEMOCRACY
ULTHUAN
FUCK YEAH
>>161082040
No.
>>161082226
>Democracy
More like oligarchy
>>161082184
Ravandil came from Ulthuan
>>161082162
>Fuck wit, they already use the Chaos Canon forgeworld model.
Hellcanon isn't FW, though. Also, why are you so hostile?
>fricken
Oh now I get it, you're 12.
>>161080618
>>161080749
Here's a quick example I drafted.
Enemy army is obviously prime hellblaster food, but even if they're only half as vulnerable to the hellblaster, just bring one.
They're my favorite artillery, they kill pretty much anything, the kill count isn't too impressive if it were just dwarf warriors, but nearly all those kills are ironbreakers.
You just need to keep the fucker firing and it'll take care of you.
>>161082226
High Elves bring KEKOLDRY
>>161082292
the Chaos Hellcannon is just a Citadel finecast model that used to be sold by GW themselves
What are some good FOTS mods? I need to spice it up a bit.
Specifically is there one where you can play as the yellow dudes in the north Monts-something?
>>161082286
All elves are the same. Untrustworthy, soulless, possibly homosexual.
>>161082184
Just a normal human, stuntieshit.
Though even those treefucking faggots are superior to your autistic kind.
>>161082040
Anything that isn't mostly line battles won't work. Are you retarded? Do you not understand how artillery disbanded line warfare and neccessitated skirmish tactics with air and armoured support from pre-WW1 onwards?
>>161082162
>fricken
>fuck wit
>canon
How do I quell public order issues in ATTILA? I never played Rome 2 and I feel like I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. Playing as Franks btw.
>>161082292
somehow
>>161082367
ended up quoting the wrong post, was directed at
>>161082162
>>161081418
Why would I do that when my Ironclads can sit at max range and watch the enemy fleet explode?
>>161082385
You're not fooling me, knife-ears.
Also, I'm the human here, and dwarfs are clearly vastly superior to elves.
>Actually stick to their word.
>Aren't insufferable arrogant.
>Gave us technology while elves gave us aids and homosexuality.
>>161082508
More like elves gave you magic and culture
The reason you still exist is the Elves saving the world basically
>>161082508
No Karak Norn I would not like to open my borders.
>>161078838
Play medieval 1 instead
Just got into Attila.
What are the black lines that appear at the end of the unit stats?
>>161082376
I dont mind that for the females though. Hot lesbian elf rangers that abduct young girls to have there way with.
>>161082367
That Hellcannon was a metal box set first, it never got updated since GW were unsure if they'd expand chaos dwarfs. The in-game model misses some of the details though.
>>161082647
DUDE LESBIANS LMAO
>>161082697
Either way, not FW, just GW
>>161082735
DUDE
>>161082508
>Actually stick to their word.
>Aren't insufferable arrogant.
>Gave us technology while elves gave us aids and homosexuality.
>Didn't lose 3/4 of their kingdom to rats and goblins
WEW sit down stuntie
Which Settlement will you be SEEDING first?
I'll start with Karak Norn and then work my way up and down the Grey Mountains from there, the Bretons are cool so I'll leave them alone, perhaps vassalize them down the line tho.
>>161082825
I'm gonna play beastie boyz and burn it all down
>>161081801
What the fuck does "uncucked" mean?!
Assuming it means "I have a wife but only I've fucked her", then probably the Dwarfs from a background stance. Though granted, I pass Dwarf Brides between my generals like it ain't no thing for the income bonus.
If it's just " Nobody's fucked my wife" then it's gotta be Greenskins: you can't fuck what you don't have.
If it's "Somebody fucked my wife but I killed that fucker" then probably Empire. They get a lot of shit thrown at them but they always manage to push back and win the day.
But if "uncucked" means "thing that is least like things that the Internet alt-right hates"... Well shit that's tough. The Empire is too religious, Bretonnia is too M'lady, Dwarfs are too jewish, Wood Elves are too NEET/feminine, the Warriors of Chaos are too Fedora-tipping. Probably the best match are Vampires. They're "better" than all the filthy peasants, they want full feudalism now, they're rife with nepotism and are in fact little better than parasites trying to ape the actual big villains.
>>161082825
But WElfs start with a Karak Norn alliance
>>161082647
their*
>>161082890
As if Karak Norn has ever honoured an alliance.
>>161082874
Orion, Waystalker, Wildwood Rangers, Wardancers, Dryads, Eternal Guard, Deepwood Scouts, Glade Guard, Wild Riders, Warhawk Riders, Treekin
Interesting though that the Warhawk Riders cost Amber
>>161081929
I too want the Magistrix of The Amethyst Order for the Empire, but then she'd make Geltmember redundant as Vlad and Helman did with Mannlet and Kemmler.
>>161082890
would be a shame if someone ... broke it
>>161083027
Maybe they count as forest units rather than elf units?
Like the beast mount component maybe?
You have to live in the Warhammer world. Where would you make your home?
High Elves seem to be the most acceptable option.
>>161082890
odd since they just want to collect the forest for firewood
>>161081525
Glaive infantry.
Indereesting
>>161083041
Gelt is already 100% redundant.
And dragonbitch would still be but dirt beneath Karl's boot.
>>161082045
Specifically the Chaos Dwarfs on the Hellcannon use the Forgeworld design instead of the Games Workshop design.
>>161080950
*gives you the Oak*
>>161083109
It's the only acceptable option, your question is retarded. Everywhere else in the world is fucked, Ulthuan is a plot-armored bubble.
>>161083191
Not with a Dragon that has a breath that hits like a cannon.
>>161083193
idk they're pretty much in line with how GW evolved the Dwarf aesthetic for their newer models
>>161083027
Strange that Dryads do not count as forest units.
>>161083292
>main model outperformed by their mount
unsurprising for waifubait but still hilarious
>>161083434
If you're refering to the amber-cost, I made the same mistake as you before checking.
It's for higher tier units only. Dryads are very basic.
Same way Durthu don't need amber for basic spearmen etc.
Speak of Imperial Dragons, when the hell is Karl getting his Dragon?
>>161083191
Dude, she's still a headmaster for the Altdorf Wizard college, Franz would sooner have a tea party than kick her in the cunt. That's not even getting into the fact she can rewind time or something to call do-over on a dice roll.
Remember, Franz is a diplomat and statesmen first, warrior second. He's got Scharzhelm to be his Cunt-Kicker First Class.
>>161083614
Someone has to go wake it up first, and nobody wants to draw straws.
>>161083640
A warrior second and still a dragonslayer. Wow.
>>161083614
Isnt Deathclaw better than the Imperial Dragon anyways?
>>161083614
It's never even had an official model. The Imperial Dragon is a freaking artifact at this point.
>>161083851
The Dragon has a breath weapon, Scaly Skin, and higher stats. Nobody uses it though because it balloons Karl's point cost even more than Deathclaw does and it has no model.
Why in 99 percent of fantasy series, are Human and Dwarf's ALWAYS so close and allies?
>>161083989
Yup
Kind of ironic how, even though the sisters of twilight come with the dragon, they would be much better off being put on the back of their Great Eagle
>>161084106
They are in real life as well.
>>161084106
Because contrary to what autists think being contrarian isn't cool.
>>161084106
Now that's something you could write a thesis about if you were willing to do the work
>>161083493
Well Carmine Dragons are said to be more powerful than Ulthuan ones since they are saturated by the winds of death. Also it hits like a cannon and it never misfires.
Also Elsphet has a fancy scythe that has killing blow (not so good against Dragons and large creatures but against anything else it's great) and which allows her to focus more power for her spells, as well as a hourglass that allows her to re-roll one dice per turn (for you and your enemy).
She has Loremaster of Death and the Darkwalker SR which makes her harder to hit, but Lore of Light can wreck her since she counts as a pseudo undead.
>>161084141
It's weird that they even get a dragon mount option to begin with. No other hero choice does, and if they take it they're just shy of Orion in points cost. Nobody is going to pay that much on heroes.
>>161083883
We know it's red though and it isn't hard to imagine it in articulated silver plate armour with a golden trim and a laurel around its head.
>>161079432
>Orion is the consort of Ariel
wait so the wood elf queen literally fucks a goat legged man, why do they even 'resist' the beastmen?
>>161084349
the lazy cucks would let the beastmen in literally if it was left to them. It's based treeboys who whip them into battle and keep the undesirables out.
Remember: Durthu, not Orion.
>>161083760
Having access to an entire treasury of magical arms and armor, and the eponymous Warhammer Ghal-Maraz doesn't hurt.
>>161084349
Its one picture in the 8e book makes it look either dark green or charcoal.
Do the wood elves notice that their god is a goat?
Orion is a beastman wtf GW???
>>161084580
N-no, you don't get it, he's not a goat, don't worry about those hooves!
Grombry code anyone? i feel like i'm the only sad cunt without him
>>161084349
Isn't Ariel a giant butterfly thing?
>>161082454
Be sure to build taverns and be careful about those bonecarvers.
>>161082803
>Meanwhile, Elves have to abandon all their colonies because Dwarfs slapped their shit.
>High elf cities are all Detroit tier, having only 1/10th the population needed to actually fill them out.
>High elf capital literally has more immigrants than high elves.
>Dark Elves live in a shitty wasteland filled with greenskins and beastmen.
>Wood Elves live like jews in Poland.
>>161082825
Occupying the coastline for dem port gainz seems optimal with so few ways to improve the economy.
>>161084720
Why can't you go get one yourself?
>>161083193
Post pictures of the three so we can compare.
>>161084761
She's a shapeshifter. That's her warform
>>161085058
>Butterfly is the best warform she could think of
No fucking wonder neet elves are getting cucked by goats day and night.
>>161085239
Give her a break, anon. She just wants to stay pretty.
First thing I'm going to do is kick the shit in of the Norscan Tribes
Make Surtha "True lord of the End Times." Ek my bitch
What's the first thing Yall gonna do as WoodElves
>>161084782
>Majority of dwarf holds were captured and populated by fucking greenskins and skaven
>Terrible female to male birth ratio where most male dwarfs never marry
>Have evil cousins who directly worship chaos
>Constantly dig out more monsters because of greed
>Forced to become suicide berserkers because of every little mistake
>Declare war on humans because of shortchange or booze
>>161085239
They don't just get cucked by Beastmen, they also get cucked by their own Gods.
Lileath literally left the elves for superior bretonnian worshippers. She probably spends all her nights taking Gilles big fat cock.
>>161084782
MUGA
>>161085382
No wonder wood elf wenches are addicted to beast seed, must keep those crows feet at bay.
>>161085527
I'm gonna play badass treemen and not pansy elves, but I'm gonna march up there and give Surtha Ek my thick treeman-wood as well.
>>161084915
Sure thing. This is the Gdubs model, note the full face masks and lack of funny hats on the three Chorfs.
>>161085527
Cuck the world
>>161085613
Hello manlet.
>>161078712
>>161085817
>>161084915
This is the Forgeworld Magma Cannon. Note the prominent funny hat and horned Chaos Dwarfs surrounding it.
>>161064591
Try googling Cyrillic in cursive
>>161085527
REMOVE NORSCAN remove norscan
you are worst marradur. you are the marrudur idiot you are the kaos smell. return to norsca. to our dryadd cousins you may come our froest. you may live in the wilwood….ahahahaha ,brettonia we will never forgeve you. Pissant human FUck but fuck asshole kaos stink beastmen shit..beastman genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead norscan..ahahahahahASRAI WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget the betryaal .asrai we kill orion , elves return to your precious ulthan….hahahahaha idiot marradur and kaos smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE NASCARN FROM THE OLD WORLD. you will get caught. treekin+dryad+treemen+treebeard=kill asrai…you will leave atellorn/ coedil alive in argwylon, coedil making plan with dryccha. fast plan coedil wilwod. we are rich and have amber now hahahaha ha because of durthu… you are ppoor stink marradur… you live in a camp hahahaha, you live in a horde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxBKgOyMzSc
>>161065541
Odrysian """"""""""""Kingdom""""""""""""
>>161086168
I genuinely did miss you
>>161086090
Those are the Chaos Dwafies ingame.
>>161086105
I pity the slav.
How the fuck do I play chaos? Marauders are worthless early game and these norscan cunts have too many horsemen
>>161086168
>>161086090
>>161085817
>>161084915
And this is a picture of the ingame hellcannon. Note that these resemble the Forgeworld variant more than they do the Citadel models. Not pictured here are prominent funny hats, which I assure you exist in-game. In all I think it's a conclusive comparison.
>>161086349
Anything below Warriors suck ass. Once you get Chosen and Dragon Ogres, watch in glee as they destroy everything in there paths.
>>161086484
Are the doggos also shit? Since they seem to be the only answer I have against cavalry for now.
>>161086349
Demolish the marauder building and stack Warriors.
>>161086349
Gib gud
>Manlets itt being put in their place as per usual
All is right in the world
>>161086547
Doggos are fucking dogshit on higher difficulties. Just avoid the cavalry heavy stacks early on by sailing around them.
>>161086662
Alright, though how do I deal with these cheeky empire stacks that have 4-5 outriders/pistoliers?
>>161086639
Watching elf-fags getting BTFO is always fun indeed.
>>161086231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n730FWycrTY
it's time to take back /twg/
>>161086750
>Pistoliers
Ignore them and just beat their infantry core to death, they do barely any damage to armoured units.
>Outriders
Send one single unit after them, they can't fire on the go.
Heroes on manticores will deal with them very easily, you can also use spells against them (Fate of Bjurna comes to mind).
>>161086804
Don't know if you're tall enough to reach that scroll wheel but try giving it a whirl. All I see is dwarfs being blown into the next dimension
>>161086927
But anon, we already proved why dwarf-haters would logically and psychologically most likely be manlets.
>>161086991
All I see is a crypto-manlet disguised as Freud trying to false flag
>>161086927
This.
Clearly all dwarf lovers are short. Meanwhile, I, who is not at all a manlet, personally love Wood Elves, those tall, majestic beings.
>>161075634
What mod?
>>161087069
Fuck off, manlet.
>>161065261
>elves workers come to time
my sides
>>161087128
Legendary Heroes
>>161087197
Stop talking to my crotch
>>161086817
I missed you, Anon
>>161082454
change religions. Seriously, germanic paganism is the fucking worst
Should I bother with the Altdorf College of Wizards?
Reminder of who the real mannlet is
>>161078838
Age of Charlemagne has a pope and different missions involving the church depending who you play as. As Charlemagne you can eradicate the pagan saxons and muslim ocupied Spain. You need mods though cuz the base dlc kind of sucks
>>161078838
Get AOC. Scratches my medevial itch
>>161074496
>lightning strike is last on his campaign effects tree
Orion confirmed for shit.
>>161087756
Tell me about Vlad... why does he wear the ring?
>>161087756
Is Vlad the most OP lord in the game?
>>161088093
Its Nagash's present.
>>161084886
because the nearest place i can get it is in an another country, about 1700 km
>>161088074
I kinda like it, because it means I'll be forced to play differently and utilize ambushes more. I'll also be freed from the obligation to invest in blue early when there's no point.
Is Call of the Beastmen worth the full price? Seems like a lot to ask for a race DLC.
>>161088437
No but the marketers ITT will tell you yes.
>>161088160
He has some great campaign bonuses and is dead killy, but he's not as strong as Grimgor or Archaon in direct combat and has no mount. At high levels Mannlet is probably stronger and definitely more versatile thanks to having death magic.
>>161088437
Worth it if you like the the idea of playing a lighter, faster, underdog version of Chaos, with some neat changes to the horde mechanics.
Pretty much Suebi on steroids.
If that doesn't sound like your cup of te, wait for a pricedrop.
>>161088564
>60€ full price game
>should pay almost 20€ for a race pack and like 7,50€ for a few units/lords
Didn't realize until now how fucking jewish CA have become
>>161088437
Yes
also no.
The mememen themselves are very fun. But the mini campaign is total ass. There are also some 'big' units missing from their roster but they are getting a new unit and legendary lord with the meme elves.
>>161088753
They are better than chaos though.
If anything the meme warriors are the underdog horde.
>>161088980
Only if you're spamming minotaurs, otherwise you'll have to use your mobility to compete with late game stacks.
That's why I've always liked them on the TT; they make you work for the win.
>mememen
>meme elves
>meme warriors
>>161088905
who the hell still pays full price for games ffs
>>161089158
People with jobs.
>>161088564
>le shill meme
>>>/v/
Money has different value to different people.
>>161089117
True enough I guess but not using Minotaurs is like not using Hell cannons and chaos knights for the Chaos warriors.
>>161088437
the mini campaign is complete ass
the grand campaign stuff is a lot of fun. Unfortunately you can't separate the two and only buy the grand campaign.
>>161089158
I mostly buy my new games from resellers for a default of about 20% less, but what the hell.
Even CoD infinite has a sale on steam now and that came out like 2 weeks ago.
>>161089218
Yes goy er guy buy our DLC full price! If you don't slurp CA semen you belong on /v/! You're not a poorfag are you?
Legendary chaos campaign, just lost on turn 20 to 3 skaelig armies.
Any tips?
>>161088437
Worst DLC by far.
Just buy if you really like to rape and pillage as a smelly goat or wait for a sale.
Mini campaign is utterly boring and I really hope they improve it this time for the WE one.
>>161089226
Chaos knights are overrated imo, dragon ogres are better, just like the shaggot is superior to the giant.
>>161089319
Yeah, shame on me for wanting nuanced discussion of pros and cons that are weighed differently for different people... I'll make sure to use more buzzwords the next time.
>>161089226
Well, I'm a huge lore nerd, so I ussually put some guidelines on my armies; every herd must have one shaman, minotaurs are 0-2, must have more Gor herds than Bestigor herds etc.
Same for ther factions (pic relates).
I've found I'm having more fun that way than by cranking up the difficulty and letting the AI spawn stacks ad nauseam.
>>161088905
>I paid full price on release
>have pre-ordered every dlc without a second thought
I didn't realize until recently how good a goy I have become.
>>161089441
Yes nuanced discussion like implying anyone who has a problem with the DLC price is a poorfag and anyone who breaks my CA safe space belongs on /v/.
>>161089441
Giant has its uses though, same for chaos knights. Knights are pretty much a must have if you ever want to ground flyers.
>>161089403
Awaken as many mother fucking tribes as possible and try to get chaos warriors so that you can beat the skaeling marauders.
170 hours in warhammer and I still haven't paid more than the base retail price despite having bought some DLC
I know some people have many times that in other total war games, but that's a lot for me
>>161088437
Back when the OP still had an answer for this, the consensus pretty much was:
>Beastmen are great to play
>Minicampaign is shit
>DLC is overpriced.
>>161081285
your lady is a fucking whore
>>161089647
By all means, state your problems, but please be a bit more articulate than merely crying shill, because that's exactly what /v/ does and it murders actual discussion.
>>161089721
206 hours still have yet to play a stunties campaign past 60 turns.
Why are they so boring.
>>161089796
>why are they so boring
No cav.
>>161089721
>that .gif
>tfw HoMM3 had 8 factions that played differently on launch and came with tools to make your own maps
>>161089796
Dorf campaign (Belegar's, that is) is the most fun one though.
Does any kind anon still have a 20% voucher lying around?
I don't really have anything to trade for it though.
>>161089601
>Huge lore nerd
>playing with Karl Franz as LL for Marienburg
>>161089791
Everything has been stated but as usual a fool and his money are soon parted.
>there actually are WE beastpaths
what the fuck, whats next forest fightines
>>161089796
idk senpai. they are the hardest faction for me to stomach in terms of being playable.
it might just be that their units are all kind of boring and follow the basic total war formulas.
every other faction uses insane magic and has some crazy fucking monsters. even the empire uses steam tanks and wizards.
meanwhile the dwarves only stand out unit is the gyrocopter.
>>161089989
YAQZ4-VA2FE-PWHMR
Have fun.
>>161090023
I wanted to to try the quest battles.
Also it's just a reskin for EMpire, since my modding skills are limited to visuals.
>>161090095
>anon asks for opinions
>you immediately cry about shills instead of offering an actual opinion
>>161090185
I find dwarves to be satisfying on the campaign map but boring in battles
>>161089796
They aren't, though.
>>161089796
Ifind the very comfy.
They encourage comfy play too, since rash expansion leads to grudges piling up fast from multiple sources.
>>161090173
I'm a QA tester for TWW and Durthu gets something like flightiness called Forest Rage. It's to compensate for Durthu not having access to the wild hunt.
Forest Rage works the same way as flightiness and when maxed brings a warband to Durthu compromised of all forest spirit units including treeman and glade dragons.
>>161090224
Maybe you should reread the post then retard.
>>161090224
Not even that guy but he's right, it is overpriced for the quality of the content. They put beastmen in GC without an AI that will keep it alive for more than 10 turns. The minicampaign has one playable faction in a sea of passive AI that do nothing to one another.
And you're a fucking disgusting, dirty shill.
>>161090023
eh he looks the part of a merchant prince.
Just pretend he bought the office:)
>>161090445
"No" isn't an opinion.
See, this is an actual (if crude) opinion: >>161090513
>>161090654
It is literally an opinion. Fuck off Extra
Beastmen are gonna get the Jabberslythe on December the 8th.
SCREENSHOT THIS
>>161085817
i liked this post
>>161090874
Jabberslythe is a dumb meme unit.
>>161090839
No is an answer. Opinions are formatted like
>I feel/think that x,y,z... is positive/negative so I like/don't like it
If you're being really advanced and want to graduate to adult levels you can even add
>but if you're different than me in a,b,c... aspects you might think differently about x,y,z... in the following respects etc.
>>161090874
Seriously, harpies are the only thing I'd actually care for.
Jabberslythe acts no different from a manticore with a tacked on damage aura that does jack shit on the TT.
Ghorgon does nothing that a gurebull or giant couldn't do better.
Also, both models look absolutely stupid.
real elves when?
Are there any Youtubers that are playing are worth watching that are doing a recent (King and the Warlord) Empire or Dwarven campaign?
Need some new background watching stuff.
>Carolus """"""Rex""""""
>>161091224
Heir of Carthage, not the most hardcore gamer, but pleasant to listen to and he doesn't sperg out.
>>161090318
Indeed. I'd love a dwarf campaign map with vampire roster.
>>161091223
>>161091247
What are you implying, Dane?
>>161091478
WE IRA NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP6oWExnoRQ
>>161091660
IRA is full of sadistic bitter cunts and nothing about their tactics were within the legal standards for warfare. NBot to mention they killed more Irish than English.
>>161091660
Fuck you, British Empire forever!
>>161092070
>legal standards for warfare
wew laddie
>>161091660
Modern IRA are nothing but common criminals and butthurt cucks.
>Empire total war
>put noble's taxes on min and pleb's taxes on max
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
Any way to see the coordinates for placing characters on the campaign map?
Or is it just trial and error?
DUDE ORIGINAL ABILITIES LMAO
>>161092409
>not puting everything to max
IVAN
GRAB THE SICKLE
>>161092650
>Sight beyond sight
DUDE THUNDERCATS LMAO
>>161092409
>The Soviet block is represented with the colour red
>Western block is represented with the colour blue
Why is communism the ultimate red pill?
>>161092650
That's the one row he spoke of as being used for your usual lord stuff of campaign map abilities etc
you know
the one that wasnt really intended to be original
How do I start a chaos campaign without getting fucked over?
>>161092650
they always rename them to make it seem like they are different, yet all legendary lords still feel exactly the same
it would be ok if all generic lords had the same abilities, but how hard is it to give LEGENDARY lords unique abilities
>>161091224
seconding Heir
>>161092924
>Awaken da bears (do not subjugate or doomstacks will come to rape you)
>Skillfully dodge Kraka Drak
>Build up growth and levels from sacking Norsca-niggers
>When you feel your doomstack is strong enough, leave Norsca and do whatever
>>161089834
That gif is from Might and Magic 7 though.
>>161092650
Why did they place it way way back though?
>>161092924
pretend for a second that you're a guy and his little warband in a world full of armies, and act accordingly. Don't pick big fights that might leave you too weakened to immediately crush 2 more armies, don't overextend into enemy territory, just bide your time, level up Archaon, and do a little sacking here and there when you can.
Once you have the dark legions, then you get the cities, and the money, and the girls.
Eternal guard
>>161085058
What is her sex form?
>>161069480
Athens. Sit back and enjoy that trade empire
>>161093725
>Anti large
For fuck sake
>>161094113
it's spear infantry, makes sense
>>161094335
It's ruining the game.
>>161094384
>Why can't I tear apart spearmen with my cavalry reeeee
>>161094384
I know, fuck elves so much. We could've had better factions instead of some neet losers.
>>161094485
It literally turned MP into spam the cheapest anti large infantry supported by ranged because nothing can beat it
>>161094512
>Waaaah waah m-muh Crypt Horrors waaahaah
thats all I'm hearing
>SS6.4
>heretic in my province
>send priest
>heretic converts priest
>send another priest
>heretic converts him too
>send another priest to try get rid of one of the ex-priest-now-heretic's
>he also becomes a heretic
>send one more priest
>same story
>now have 5 heretics in my province
fug :DD
>>161094643
You know maybe they are unto something?
>>161094587
>playing total war multiplayer
>>161094643
fucking protestants
>>161094587
It's time for some Armoured Cairn Wraiths (Fanatics).
>>161094736
It's the only form of challenge
>>161094736
There is only so many times someone can play the AI before it becomes a complete joke. Total War multiplayer is top of the rung in terms of player evolution
Anybody got some head to head campaign experience? VC seem retarded.
So what does "magic attack" even do? Is it only for killing ethereal units or does it deal extra damage against other units as well?
>>161094890
>Total War multiplayer is top of the rung in terms of player evolution
>It literally turned MP into spam the cheapest anti large infantry supported by ranged because nothing can beat it
Yeah, okay.
>>161094864
>wreck norsca
>go bullrush rest of the world
very hard
>>161095024
Thanks for supporting my point
>>161095006
I don't understand what the second line has to do with my post.
>>161095067
i commented exclusively on the achievement
>>161095006
Was he talking about Warhammer? He's talking about Total War in general and yes, multiplayer is the normal evolution of a player unless you want to beat the AI to the ground over and over again.
>>161094587
You mean that's what it turned Bretonnia into.
>>161095004
It bypasses physical resistance, which is what Ethereal units have at 80%. War priests and some other units can can also buff physical resistance
However, I think it also does reduced damage against units with magical resistance such as Dwarfs.
>>161095962
What about fire? Does it only interact with regenerating units?
>>161071034
fuck, this took me far too long
>>161095962
>level 20 ability
>causes entire army to deal less damage to dwarfs
kek
>>161096270
You should have smashed them by then.
>>161096174
I'm not sure but I think that's it yeah. Although having a fire wizard with 12(?)% extra fire damage with those units is really strong.
>>161096270
Orcs are good enough against Dwarfs, especially savage orcs.
They are bad against Ethereal enemies, which this buff fixes.
>>161096764
Yeah sure but there are like three units in the game with ethereal (not counting clan angrund ghost dwarfs)
>been playing total war games for over a decade
>just now figured out that after Rome 2, you can set everyone to a locked formation, attack one unit in the middle of the formation, and all the units will move forward and immediately target and attack whatever is in front of them. This even works for missile units.
I saw legend doing it in his warhammer empire campaign and was immediately flabbergasted.
>WAIT LEGEND THEY'RE ALL JUST RUNNING TOWARDS THE SAME UNIT
>mfw they dont and they attack the enemy line perfectly
I've been individually targeting each individual unit in an infantry line with each individual unit of mine for years.
G O B L I N S
>>161096958
>not counting ghost dads
That's a grudging.
>>161097174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkxDZKrTITQ&feature=youtu.be
forgot the link.
Seriously how is this not in bold letters on the front page of the steam sale?
>OH BTW WE'VE ADDED THIS EXTREMELY HELPFUL CONTROL GROUP ATTACK FUNCTION BUT LET'S JUST NOT EVEN MENTION IT IN GAME OR SHOW IT OFF AT ALL
>>161097225
>>161097174
Yep, and this isn't mentioned anywhere in the games.
>>161094113
>I want spears weak against large
Beastshitter detected scared for his steroid cows.
>>161093725
is that Hero really a dude? looks like a girl to me.
>Karl 1v4s their lords and survives with 27 HP
>Rallies the lads to win it all at the last second
Thank Sigmar
>>161097446
How can Mannlet even compete?WHEN THE FUCK IS VLAD GOING TO BE FACTION LEADER.
>>161097174
Yeah, I just found out about it by accident myself, I thought I fucked up at first but then everything just charged the units right in front of them.
I mean Total War battles aren't that complex to begin with, however such quality of life features really should be made more obvious.
>>161097389
>is that Hero really a dude? looks like a girl to me.
Well they keep referring to the Waystalker as a guy whenever they talk about the hero, and the concept art only showed a male model, so I think so. But yeah, looking at that portrait alone makes it look female.
But that's the case will most elf shit isn't it?
Are WELFS getting femlords?
>>161098061
Lords and ladies anon.
>>161098061
Normal lords can be either male or female yes
>>161097389
>>is that Hero really a dude? looks like a girl to me.
hehe, elfpansies
Friendly reminder that Ariel and Orion, living embodiments of elven gods, are both incapable of killing a single rapegoat.
>>161097174
>>161097332
>>161098023
Don't forget to click "J" whenever you want a unit to quickly turn around and not get flanked.
For years I would do a really messy click and drag to rotate them, and then I opened up the key bindings and saw that shit.
>>161098345
Don't forget that Ariel fucking up and thinking he was a pest the first time she "killed" him was what made him obsessed with invading Athel Loren in the first place.
Elves really bring everything on to themselves.
>>161098345
Probably because elves deserve to be raped by rapegoats
>>161097446
I hope you saved a replay.
>>161093508
which is part of the same series
>>161098345
they killed him multiple times but he gets deus ex machinad back to live by the chaos gods.
>>161098345
Well this is one very nasty looking rapegoat.
>>161098743
Then they didn't kill him now, did they?
NEW THREAD
>>161098912
>>161098912
>>161098912
>>161098345
Well, he is pretty much the actual, physical manifestation of chaotic corruption and mutation.
>>161097174
Yep. /twg/ once had this info in the OP.
That's where I learnt it. It's not even mentioned ingame either.
>>161092924
start with Kholek and go straight to Kislev, you can initiate walled sieges turn 1 so use that to sack everything for loadsomoney
or pick argayon and play it semisafe, he is incredibly strong when he levels up and gets his gear, add to that a line of chosen and he can easily annihilate 2-3 stacks
>>161073220
It's supposed to be an ambush. Thorgrim wants to be ambushed so he can SETTLE GRUDGES!
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