JUGG edition
INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://store.steampowered.com/news/?appids=570
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
Previous thread: >>161003705
What slot will the jugger arcana go into?
>>161045480
sword or mask
>>161045480
pet
>>161045507
>>161045480
what if its a cape
>no pizzagate hero
?
>>161045536
who cares it'll be shit anyway
https://www.twitch
.tv/dota2vods247
ig vs dk game 2 ti2
>>161045610
>skinny godz
looks just my ex... I miss him
Is there a term for heroes that largely build survival items due to having a skillset that benefits from staying alive longer?
>>161045610
is it time for *that* game
>>161045545
nobody cares about your reddit bullshit
>>161045717
its more about just calling them durable, tanky or mobility heavy
use adjectives instead and its alot easier to describe what heroes can and can't do
red pill:carry isn't an actual role
>>161045717
Cancer
>>161045820
Those don't describe leshrac because leshrac isn't naturally durable.
>>161045824
real red pill: carry is the easiest role
>>161045824
its somewhat interchangable with 'core', so yes thats partially true
>>161045775
well navi vs lgd is coming after this
>iG played 2 bo3 and 1 bo5 that day and won International
Competitive Overthrow when?
>>161045882
no but you werent asking that were you? he BUILDS durability/immunity/or mobility (occassional blink)
like when describing lesh, you would say he is a dmg dealer, pretty much, but he builds items that lets him get into the fight and live longer, and mana items so he can farm on the map whilst still being able to join fights.
>>161045923
>>161045898
red pill:the only real roll is support bitch
>>161045704
fuck off NEETsexual scum
>>161045935
actually i was mistaking it with iG vs DK @ TI3
you know, ***that*** game
>all these newfags watching old pro dota games and realizing how shit they/dota was compared to today
honestly fucking present day CoL could have beaten ti1/2 teams
>>161046019
>Is there a term for heroes that largely BUILD survival items
>>161046074
>CoL
let's not go too far
>>161046071
>>161046074
I disagree, the peak of dota was TI3 and shortly before and after that.
Before was mostly the scene developing, after that is the crash and we're currently witnessing the downfall of competitive dota and dota in general not only as an esport but as a game with any sort of integrity towards it's own future.
Valve has said in multiple interviews that there are barely any people working on Dota anymore and they've been using it largely as an experimental game. Get ready to play Dota 1 again when they fire icefrog to save costs and (((take the game in a new exiting direction.)))
>>161046074
I watched that live dude, I just forgot how bad they were 4 years ago
>>161046161
then the answer is: not really, so you call him a dmg dealer that needs to build survivability and manareg for farming (if played as core)
>>161046218
>Valve has said in multiple interviews that there are barely any people working on Dota anymore
link
>play unranked and random WK
>enemy counterpicks with AM
Who the fuck are these people who tryhard to much
>>161046197
I need that godz slam asia 2013 pic
>>161046363
welcome to unranked
its more sesrious than ranked
>>161046218
if dota has been dead for 3 years then why do I still love the game
check mate atheists
>>161046197
Hey!
>>161046074
>>161046490
>implying he doesn't drive some chink offbrand shitbox
dota 2 team is literally icefrog bruno and like 2 guys they manage to rip away from doing things. Oh and 1 more guy to handle item sets/chests.
except for TI when they gather up the staff again
benaroya hall was so much comfier than key arena
>>161046332
The point of this question is that the gulag hates it when people call heroes "tanks" so I'm wondering what they should be called instead.
this game is a zombie, walking dead
literally impossible to play because of the fucking braindead teamates; the pro scene is alive yea, thanks to the retards spending money on compendium
sad death to a once great game
well, at least we still have the custom games even though they (the public ones) are populated by many braindead aswell
>watch ti2
>graphics look better
>>161046718
i miss the old map and graphics
>>161046684
Dota IMBA is a bizzare land where Queen of Pain is a tank and Huskar is a nuker.
>>161046747
I miss the old map too. Looks like fucking LoL now.
synderen's accent is odd
>>161046649
a 'tank' is someone that seeks out to be in the frontline to benefit his team
someone like leshracs HAS to be in the frontline to do his thing, but if it were up to him he would not be there because he doesnt have the ability to deal with him, so he can only go about it that way when his team has superior teamfight, when they get a superior opening or he has more farm than the enemy team and the right items in terms of hp, armor, magic immunity or a euls
thats why 'tank' is so unfitting when you think of how its normally used for champs in LoL and in WoW
a tide can be called a tank because he wants to get in their faces, and he can deal with it, and most of the time is happy to die for his team if it leads to a good ult, but leshrac needs to LIVE while frontlining
dark seer and earth shaker are also initatiors, but they want to use their spells then gtfo out of there, and then re-initiate if the oppourtunity arises
tl;dr 'tank' normally implies a selfless, sometimes wreckles position in order to trade your life or your safety for the good of the team, and thats not lesh unless you use your death to overwhelmingly win the fight and get objectives like forced buybacks, towers, rosh or rax afterwards
okay that wasnt tl;dr but who gives a shit
>Dota 2 is the only game I play other than the occasional RPGs or truly AAA releases like GTA
>Dota 2 is dying
>Pretty soon I will be down to just playing 1-2 RPGs a year
Do they have special schools for people like me to learn to socialize or something? What do I do with all this video game mental wealth?
>>161046747
i miss when every hero looked like they belonged in the game
now every hero is off color, brighter, has a hood for some reason, and is overloaded out the ass with random particle effects
how can you say dota is dying when player count is up, viewer ship is up, and prize pools are up?
literally does not compute
after 156 games and 56% winrate i figure out why sometimes i feel weird/awk playing slark,its the fucking dire pouching as dire uptodown,am i the only one?wth
>>161046962
New players complained that the map is "dark" so they changed it over the years. I never noticed it but I know my friends complainted about it too, I was like what are u talking about map is not dark... I was uced to wc3 I guess
>>161047117
dota lost its soul
remember when night actually looked like night?
>>161047127
It is important to listen to new players because their perspective isn't tainted with bias.
>>161047095
>>161046962
it's hard to watch the game, i'm getting strong feels
>pick pudge
>teammates insist on standing exactly between you and any enemy within hook range
>chasing a hero that's running away in a straight line
>teammate autofollows refusing to move
>"pudge why aren't you hooking"
I just don't understand.
>>161046218
>the peak of dota was TI3
>literally ratting 24/7
>the peak
instead of complaining here you all should make a reddit thread
>>161047117
buy the battle pass goy!
>>161047186
Yeah and then they quit 2 months later because this game is difficult to make friends in, so you've made changes to appeal to people who have quit while pissing off your old dota boys and solo matchmaking is only tolerable to that 2% of the playing population who are literally fucking autistic.
>wards cost twice as much
>came in pairs
>took separate slots for obs and sentry
>boots cost more
>wand costs more
>TP scrolls cost over twice as much
>passive gold was less
>mid heroes snowballed way harder in general
playing support before 2014 was a fucking nightmare, anyone who still refuses to play the role today is a spoiled bitch
>>161047247
You need to ping them and type move. Sorry but clearly people in your bracket don't understand how hook works.
>>161047186
I dont think you are right, I was not biased when I said map is not dark back in 2011 just because I like the game
ONE RUNE!
one rune...
>>161047305
but it's going to get downvoted to oblivion immedietely by valvedrones
EVERY DAY
LMAO
>>161047425
It's 4k. 4.4k to be specific. Yeah, I thought that too, but apparently shitskins can't comprehend moving a bit so pudge can hook the hero running away. Just fucking kill me.
>>161047425
The crazy thing is though that I was a lot more successful as a support pre-2014, it was easier to just auto-win your team the lanes off of two smoke ganks early game and then all you had to do was keep the monkeys in the barrel coordinated enough to not bash their brains against barracks three times over because a good 15k+ lead took 3 teamwipes to throw instead of just one.
if someone has dota sprites i'll make a VN
This is Lina the Slayer
Say something nice to her!
>>161047543
Welcome to nuDotA aka redditDotA aka League of Legends. It all went downhill after TI4.
>>161047437
Yeah I never felt the map was too dark in 2011/2012, and Dota 2 was my first experience with Dota.
I don't like that it's so light now because certain effects (namely Witch Doctor's healing spell and Jugger's healing ward) are very light visual effects and I cannot distinctly see the radius of them during the day while on Radiant's default map.
is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.
>>161047668
But why? What inspired Valve to move so many mechanics in a league direction? Why do they insist on rewarding bad players with these bullshit rubberband shenanigans?
>>161047419
It's just an attitude problem imo. People hate support because they're babbies who only have fun if they're getting kills, and because they tilt if the team isn't sucking their dick doing everything they can to help ensure those kills.
Even games in 5k bracket will usually have only one support, sometimes not even that. What does it say about the game's playerbase if the top 0.01% of players still won't play that fucking role despite fully understanding how important it is?
tl;dr team games were a mistake and a LOT of dota players should just playing street fighter or starcraft or whatever
>>161047658
open up cutie
>>161047802
WE WANT THE LEAGUEFAG AUDIENCE
I mean look at how much money Leaguefags are willing to spend on shit like fucking heroes and Alpine Ursa tier cosmetics.
@chaop is live
>>161047802
>one retard in the team fucks up
>drags the team behind
>almost impossible to comeback
gee I wonder why they changes it
>>161047887
i'm forever grateful anon
>>161047802
Rubberband sucks but mid lane deciding the game 80% of the time definitely sucked more.
>>161047846
The reason people don't play support isn't because they're babbies, it's because as a carry you're generally in charge of how a game goes. As a support you have no fucking influence at all. (No, roaming, ganking, dewarding, stacking, etc. does not count as influencing if your hard carry is Paco and manages to royally fuck up an un-fuckable game)
>>161047846
should change ranked to 1v1 mid
>>161047931
>>161048012
>team plays bad
>has their hand held making the game a literal russian roulette for the actual good team because "lol it's not fair to have an advantage despite playing better"
ummm
Our boy EE is streaming
>>161048367
>watching last place personified
no
>wait which one is jacky
>oh my god
>>161048334
>moon is streaming
thanks for the heads up
>>161047846
>play as carry
>have all the farm on your team
>lose
>accept responsibility for not utilizing your given space effectively
>play as support
>bust your balls trying to make space for your shitskin pos 1
>dickweed plays like garbage and your team has no alternative because he vacuum farmed all your lanes and jungle
>lose not because you played bad, but because your carry is trash
hmmmmmmmmmmm why would anyone hate playing support hmmmmmmmmm really gets the nogging joggin
>No multi-instrumentalist singer hero
Dotards??
>zai feeding
>>161048396
>last place personified
you called bro?
>>161048998
you right, my bad. EE is second to last place personified
>tfw you base race the enemy ancient solo as Lycan and win by THIRTY FIVE hp
Reminder that wolves need no armor and that ratting with Lycan is the only way to win in solo queue.
>>161048145
>"lol it's not fair to have an advantage despite playing better"
If you're playing better then you already have an advantadge, because you are literally better
If the team playing from behind manage to score a kill in a important target, they get a boost to close the gap, they're not fed 15 levels+ 3 rapiers
Also,pre rubberband - you can play good at the beggining to get advantadge and it won't matter if you commit mistakes mid game because the chances they can comeback are low
Now you're forced to play right all game long to not be dragged down
You don't have to like it, but you can't say now it helps retardation from the losing team because it also punishes retardation from the winning team.
tl;dr
>I want to win a 45 minute game stomping early without being held accountable by my mistakes through the game
>moon is 0/3 in 3 minutes
>>161049132
you could also not pick lycan
Do you guys think by ti10 valve will finally refresh ranked mmr?
>>161049635
I think by TI10 even the fucking Peruvians will have found something better to play
>wew
and 2000 games later I can proudly say...
my solo que games are now high skill :3
>>161049832
Stupid Yuuposter.
>that string of PPD donations
>>161049832
sugoi qt bb ^^
>tfw facebook memory from 5 years ago that I received beta key
feels old man
>>161049832
dumb third worlder
>>161049832
>high skill
>not even very high skill
Why do you mongoloids even bother?
>>161050121
well it is technically true we stayed neutral during the cold war
Vintage memes
>>161050180
Fucking Irish
>>161050158
you gotta get high skill before getting very high ))
as someone who calibrated 1.3k both solo and party this alone means a lot, like getting a doctor's note saying that you weren't lobotomized as a baby after all. next goal 4k!
>SJWs come to 4chan, proud home of the alt right, and get triggered
hmm
>>161050283
why doesn't merlini arrest EE?
>>161050619
why are you always so triggered
>>161050323
>It's 2017 soon and there are shit stains who don't even have 4k yet
Always a laugh.
>>161050670
your bully doesn't affect me )
what did he mean by this?
tfw youre an sb main
>NP
who was in the wrong here
>>161050727
I don't think much affects your retarded brain in the first place.
>>161050729
he's packin
>>161050806
he speaks for the trees dude
>this alch in zais game
>tfw no ctrl-right hero
Dotards???
>>161050949
Literally Meepo (Ctrl to Group Control)
@161050884
welcome to the filter list
>>161050884
>Thinks I mean the hero
ROFL
>>161046558
desu everyone was riding DK's dick hard that time
>they got BTFO'd by Xcalibur STEVE that day
sad
>>161051127
>My face when Xcalibur is just a Morphling autist now and still not good
>>161045401
since it's jugg edition, check this out: https://www.dotabuff.com/players/385598774
>>161051175
I don't understand this image
>>161051198
A new smurf is born?
>>161050948
poor zai
>>161051264
yes. had to solo carry and drag out a 1 hour 17 min game
>>161051360
are you ok
>>161051360
tell me less
>>161051107
>thinks he doesn't
lol...
zai is going to kill himself at this rate
>>161051872
One can only hope
Let's post the shittiest heroes in the game. I'll start.
>>161051962
>>161051962
>>161051962
Phantom Lancer
>>161051962
inb4 pictures of Phantom Lancer, Gyrocopter, Doom, Techies, Razor, Leshrac, Bristleback, Queen of Pain, Brewmaster, DA TUSG :D, Death Prophet, Shadow Shaman, and Troll Warlord
>>161051249
the character always has those black marks around her eyes and the image implies she gets them by punching herself, rather than makeup or some other coloring.
s-something bigger?
>>161051962
>tfw reddit's victim
>>161052303
He's far from worst tbqh, chinks know how to snowball with him in ranked pubs still, usually just Dragon Lance into Hood of Defiance followed by Butterfly into Daedalus/Skadi/MKB and deconstruct Lance into BKB sometimes with a blink along the way.
>>161052303
Explain
>>161052467
>chink builds
they work but like sometimes wtf
>>161052467
>just Dragon Lance into Hood of Defiance followed by Butterfly
>>161052303
PT BOTTLE AQUILLA AND TRIPPLE RAINDROPS BUILD BROS WW@
the shit valve makes you do to get past that creep stack aura nerf and manacost nerf is ridicolous
>>161052596
I mean I guess they figure the hero needs damage but also some survivability to right clicks and Butterfly covers both. Build only works when you're snowballing though.
>>161052467
>disassemble dragonlance for bkb/butterfly
are you playing in a patch without hurricane pike
>>161052596
remember that hood buff that happened?
375 worth of hp for 75 mana?
most people dont, but WHOOO when you rush hood against a line + sk + aa lineup you'll learn fast why its a good item
>jimmy is a hairless manlet pinoy or viet or whatever the fuck, and has the voice of a little ghetto mexican girl
>he pulled a straight 9 who absolutely adores him
>you are white and at least average height
>sex is so far out of your reach that you seriously consider the possibility of there being a global judeo-feminist conspiracy against you having it, and in the meantime convinced yourself you like "girls with dicks" out of desperation
dotards???
>>161052781
>d
Fuckin thicc
>>161052807
Yeah and a fucking gorgeous face too.
>>161052742
yeah but why would you buy this on shadowfriend
>>161052781
>people still think height has a direct correlation with getting laid
>people still think a hairy (aka lazy) body is the way to go
>people still think being white entitles you to anything from the opposite sex
Wew I hope that was a shitpost and not just you venting because that would be pathetic.
>>161052781
who the fuck is jimmy
>>161052935
>people still think height has a direct correlation with getting laid
>people still think being white entitles you to anything from the opposite sex
90% of anons FIRMLY fall into these categories. Demon proves them wrong.
>>161052781
>>161052912
>gorgeous face
end yourself
>>161053017
fag alert
>>161052979
>>161052935
>people still think height has a direct correlation with getting laid
manlet spotted
>>161052912
>gorgeous face
but she looks like a thai tranny prostitute. is there something you're trying to tell anon?
>>161052979
being an anon almost guarantees that you will never be able to convince anyone to fug you
being a dota player compounds the problem even further
>>161053017
you're either gay or smoked too much /pol/
if you save pictures of sheever but think this girl is ugly kys
>>161052520
6.86
>reddit is making loud noises about the ricer mid meta
>reddit is making loud noises about int heroes on meta
>Bottle nerf
>stacking gets harder
>now 2/3 of creep camps have a creep with magic resist
>armor nerf on a hero with less than 500 initial hp
>increased raze mana cost
Man, he really got fucked up and never came back, even storm became acceptable again.
>>161053105
any amount of /pol/ is too much /pol/
>>161053068
Meant for >>161053017
>>161052918
>get pt, aquila, bottle, wand/stick/whatever, dl and hood
>its like 12-15 min into the game
>right click towers from afar, nuke down waves
>keep walking
>'o shid we need 2 nuke'
>use hood
>Laugh it off
>kill them if you can, if not keep hitting
i actually think the hood active will receive a small nerf in the next patch, its borderline untouched OP'ness
AUI already did several strange hood purchases on np, but it worked out super good. it basically allows you to play like you have bkb since they can never commit enough on you that early on in the game to kill you without losing a fight, and then it scales excellent later on with raw HP and if you run out of slots just sell it for a bkb
remember its +30% ehp against magic dmg AND +375 or 400 hp on top of that, so if you have between 1k-1,5k hp (which is not uncommon on any carry 10-20 min into the game), you are basically unkillable with a raindrop, a wand, a mek on your team or a force staff or whatever. the only lineups with that much burst that early on are magic lineups, so you put it on someone that can push towers and frontline and dadida you're good to go
>>161053146
yeah but /pol/ is basically the foundation of modern 4chan culture
meaning the whole site is unfunny trite shit now
>>161053234
They're also the foundation of modern US politics.
>>161053263
meme magic scares me
>>161053042
>>161053068
>>161053105
try going outside more you worthless neets, there are girls more gorgeous than her.
>>161053306
How do I improve my winrate?
Its about 48%, I always play unranked
I random every game, my best heroes with lots of matches are storm spirit with 55% and windrunner with 53%
>>161053049
6.1 and I've been smoking since I was 13. Being any taller is more annoying then usefull.Keep believing YOU aren't the only constant
>>161053583
>>161053583
>I random every game
dude... im a randomer too its fun and its nice to expand your hero pool, but if you want to get better stats then the simple answer is to find what heroes/positions you are best at, and stick to those
>>161053583
Watch replays of pro players and learn their playstyle, watch replays of yourself and learn from your mistakes, don't flame your teammates, talk to them kindly, kill yourself
>>161053669
When will they learn?
>>161053710
Hopefully never so their genes associated with having no drive or charisma will slowly die out.
>>161047543
>a good 15k+ lead took 3 teamwipes to throw instead of just one.
but MUH COMEBACK MECHANICS!
>>161053583
to improve your winrate, you need to intentionally throw a few dozen games to get to a lower mmr
then you will be matched against players less skilled than you and you will win easily
other option: buy a 1mmr account
>>161053854
Or, actually get good at the game.
But I hear that's impossible.
>bet coins
>lose
>don't bet coins
>win
Explain this
>>161054114
Your team hates you and doesn't want you to win
>>161054114
you have been on d2g too long, so when you think something will happen reality will rewrite itself so you end up being wrong
its like aids, so dont fugg anyone ok?
>>161054114
You're weak and will never amount to anything.
Dotards, who's better at trading hits at level 1? Treant or Ogre?
>>161054203
My neighbor
>>161054203
Treant
>won 6 of my last 20 games
Someone has it out for me
>>161054203
I already tested this and ogre wins.
>>161054327
It's called yourself
>>161054203
Dotards, is 8 armor higher than 1 armor? show your work
>Boston major
>valve wants to implement region lock or solo queue
>asks d2g to decide
which would you choose?
>>161054467
I choose remove ranked forever.
How do I stop getting the same person my team over and over?
>>161054445
What the fuck was icefraud thinking giving him 8 armor and 4hp regen at level 1.
>>161054445
What is living armour for 500 alex?
>>161054683
>taking living armor level 1
what is ignite?
>>161054445
Is 91 damage higher than 61 damage?
>>161054596
b-baka!
>>161054683
>Taking living armor instead of leech seed at level 1
>>161054675
He was trying to make him an offlaner, and it worked for awhile. With a max Ignite build he would regularly beat most duo safe lane combos at the time.
>>161054757
treant has high damage but a slow-ass base attack time to compensate
so he's great at fighting his carry for lasthits but it doesn't mean he does hueg dps
>>161054596
>lina
>ice
>>161054872
because it's almost december
>>161054810
Ogre can do 0.67 attacks per second at level 1, Treant can do 0.6. Attack speed isn't really that much of a factor.
>>161054760
>>161055182
Imagine Lina giving you a handjob with her max Fiery Soul buff.
>>161055182
oh god it's going to be like the bad end of School Days isn't it
>>161054645
when the game loads if you see them disconnect and wait to queue again
>>161055219
>>161055219
anyone have the communist version of this?
ive been looking for ages
I've lost so many games I feel like I should just jungle to make my life easier.
>>161055536
It's somewhere in here
>>161055429
>>161055939
REEEEEEEE FUCK OF CRYSTAL ROASTIE
>>161055872
t-thanks
>lmao carried by miracle
>lmao carried by sh1t
lmao feels good that our guys are still doing it
>>161056006
Yeah I'm looking through it for you.
Better days.
>>161053137
How do we make reddit stop?
>>161055939
Lina on suicide watch
>zai rq stream
REEEEEE
>>161056140
Reddit won't stop until the game is dead and then they will blame Valve.
Do you play with auto-attack enabled?
>>161053854
>other option: buy a 1mmr account
I wonder how many games it would take me to get to ~2k from a 1 MMR account. Not sure it's worth the price, though (whatever the price is)
>>161056365
Only for illusions/summons.
Pudge is one of the most fun heroes in the game.
>>161056006
Sorry it wasn't in the 2014 folder and I'm tired now
>>161056507
I'd say slark is the most fun.
>>161056507
[TRIGGERED]
>>161056572
thanks anyways
>>161056507
he's the best support in the game since he has a laguna blade AND a fucking save. Did I mention the bkb piercing disable?
>>161056587
slark is for shitty players that need crutches
>>161056597
why are you triggered?
>>161056964
>below 6k behavior score games
is this the biggest honeypot hero there is? (along with dark seer)
i'll get half a dozen kills on either their mid or carry in the early teamfight stage of the game, gank them into bankruptcy, never let them rosh but then we always lose the lategame because he aint an iron talon pseudo carry.
Picking Legion Commander should automatically place you in low priority.
The hero is actually unironically the worst. Even with a good early game and +150 damage by 40 minute it still manages to lose because it doesn't do anything and once people get linkens it's basically a waste of all that farm.
>>161057084
Just build ac radiance and basher on him
>>161057130
She can purge off stuns and she has a bkb piercing disable. Obviously if an LC doesn't snowball to meme fuckery she has to build appropriately. The issue with pub LCs is that they have little to no understanding of items so they tend to always go with the brainless blink blademail deso bullshit. The hero has high potential in the right hands and with a coordinated team, either of those things is a fucking toss up in pubs.
>>161057353
>The hero has high potential in the right hands and with a coordinated team
Like in the hands of pros who can't even win with her
This guy right here rapes your favorite pro player. What do you do?
Remember he COACHED EG TO A TI5 VICTORY.
>>161057406
so that's how he keeps getting on teams..
shitty esports in 3 hours
>>161057584
what esports
chinkshit?
>>161057584
I think you mean 30 minutes
>>161057669
god bless
>>161056507
Bounty is by far the most fun
>gankin safelane for a while
>wander on over to mid to snipe courier
>go harass offlane
>enemy support spending their few precious golds on sentries only for you to leave the lane and snipe courier again
>literally all the gold you could ever want
>>161057669
thats a chink tournie though
>>161057005
he reconnected and we won at 17 min
>reality literally rewrote itself so you'd be wrong and I'd win
I'm onto something here guys..
>play some overthrow cause I'm fucking bored
>teammate picks invoker
>puts some points into exort
>goes back into fountain and spams sunstrike
>ends the game like 10/0
man i have seen some of the stupidest shit in this god damn gamemode
>>161057398
Because they make the same itemization mistakes or they do the stupid fucking support legion commander build (I'm looking at you Kuro)? Pros are fucking terrible at figuring heroes out. In the same patch warlock went from terrible support to holy shit how is anything this hero does balanced.
>>161058036
How can I rewrite reality to become 9k MMR
HELLO
>>161058174
get someone on d2g to call you a 1k mmr trashcan
>>161058218
GOODBYE
>>161058124
Warlock entered the meta for the same reason Omniknight became a really contested pick for like 3 weeks - every meta supp got nerfed and the untouched heroes were already nerfed or already weak.
The problem with LC is that it is a carry which is available among the abundant amount of carries in the game already. They determine the pace of the game and so they rarely get nerfed to shit tier in one patch.
For a hero killing specialist, LC has too many steps to get there compared to a few of the meta heroes like PA, which can build straight damage items without intermediate items like blink/sb/echo sabre.
Dotards, how do we get more girls to play Dota like they do with LoL?
>>161058752
Make the game appeal to more teenage boys.
More teenage boys = more stream viewers.
More stream viewers = more streaming girls.
Girls just follow the ez money.
>>161058752
Remember that all womens dota tourney a year or two back?
I just got back home after spending a year travelling with my twin sister. What's the current state of dota like? Who are the hot meme heroes?
>>161059482
>What's the current state of dota like?
>>161059482
deathball meta
>>161059482
There are now runes that give money
What the fuck should I do whenever my team keeps picking 4 farm-dependent carries?
If I pick another carry, I'm just gonna be starved at lane and exp
>>161059694
if the enemy team picks greedy, roam around punishing their asses.
if they odnt pick greedy, pick something that can salvage atleast one lane. dont spread yourself too thin trying to win EVERY lane, just focus on 1-2 guys on your team that you decide will be your 'true' carries and support them normally and try to do shit to stop the enemy team, go lategame and hope you win
>>161059809
So something like roaming BH? How am I supposed to stop the enemy team deathballing though when we can't fight yet/not enough items?
>>161059694
Pick a scaling supp which can do objs. Naga, Veno, BM, Kunkka, Mirana. Use the space your team doesn't use. If they 4 man mid to defend the tier 1, farm the free lane.
>>161059894
jesus christ man how the fuck am i supposed to answer this? i dont know your skill level, what your hero pool is, what heroes are on your team, and what heroes the enemy team as
give me fucking SOMETHING and I'll work on it but geese dota doesnt work like this 'hurr what pick when team is bad' like shit who knows dude sometimes you go greed sometimes you go full pos 6 sometimes you just pick a heavy counter to their strat or their core hero(s)
:(
:)
:|
:|
:^)
nice meme lol
ama
some guy just last pick randomed in my ranked match
dotards?
um dotards?
doturds....?
>marked mid lane
>someone wants to go mid
>ok I'll go safelane
>someone marks safelane
>fine I'll play safe at offlane
>some retard picks morph and marks offlane
>fuck you guys, I'll just go jungle
>last pick Bloodseeker goes jungle
simbly ebin :DDDDDD
dotlads?
-blogging during dead hours
wtf man
>>161060595
Why don't you suscribe to my blog, follow me on twitter and donate to my Patreon?
tfw no malnourished African gf
>>161060562
>I'll just go jungle
I lost all sympathy to you at this point. You deserve -25
>>161060992
I'm sure I'm not your typical "let me afk farm jungles and I won't counter-gank or even push for 40 mins" jungler, Senpai.
>Pick Bloodseeker Jungle
>Get lvl 6
>Gank every lane whenever Rupture is off cooldown
>win
Donards?
What's the best thing to do as an offlane when you're against an extremely strong trilane? Go the full time iron talon jungling route, roam for kills or stay in lane just to keep supports occupied?
>pick Drow
>completely ignore my team and push lanes whenever possible
>???
>>161061575
Stand around baiting the supports so 3 heroes will waste their time in safelane accomplishing nothing.
what's the female equivalent of small peepee?
>>161061704
thats how you get to 10k mmr
>>161061835
small boobies
>>161061835
Female (male) or female (female)?
>>161061283
ask yourself why you didnt consider supporting
>>161045610
>2gd and bruno
i was doing ok after i forgot about the good times, why did you have to bring back the memories
A whole week until Boston Groups.
How the fuck do we survive lads.
>>161062078
Escape vs Alliance 1h 9m
today and tomorrow we have dreamleague
>most players find more enjoyment in standing around last hitting creeps for 30 minutes rather than constantly harassing and ganking enemy heroes
Uh... Dotards?
>>161062412
>dreamleague
I want top tier dota senpai...
>the state of Dreamleague
I hope Imperial wins, they are the only decent team there
>>161061951
I'm irrelevant at late game
>Ask them to end faster then
lol they won't listen
>no lizard hero
>no Great Ape hero
>>161062512
there is this if you want a trip down memory lane
twitch
.tv/dota2vods247
it has 2gd bruno and skinny tobi
>most players want to play the brain dead retard role that doesn't require any thought while other people carry them and they think they contributed because they did 20k hero damage and zero stuns
>>161062858
I wanted to keep this running on the background when I work but the streamer is a reddit-level memer who puts stupid noises in the middle or cuts to random clips.
>really want to play pugna
>every single time someone first picks invoker or storm or something and puts their thing mid even though I have my little pugna thing mid
>too much of a pussy to say anything because it's just going to start an argument and be detrimental to the team
>this has happened for about 3 days now
SCCC play now
>game is so dead they have to rebroadcast a TI from 4 years ago
really makes me think
>go to clear secret shop camp at 8 mins
>random jugg appears and kills my tranquils
rly makes me think
>>161062858
what the fuck that game was already played today
>Lumi is still allowed to cast
?
Is he OUR GUY?
Why is tinker allowed to stop every enemy in a team fight from attacking if they don't have a bkb or mkb?
>>161062510
That's the offlaner game.
Not every lineup will be successful in pulling that off in sub-5k. They'll flame you for not farming instead for core items and whine that they lost the exp advantage bc you ganked the lane.
>>161063173
>having a reaction speed so slow he can't pick up his boots before a hero with 0 (zero) disables
How about not dropping your items until you climb out of 2k
>>161063680
>Tinker appears
>Somebody stuns him
>Tinker disappears
>>161063739
>implying I wasnt sitting on top of them with three creeps and samurai jack
Nigger it's not about reaction speed when I was trying to grab them the instant I saw them
Shit bait kill yourself
>>161063813
How do you stun him? He sits a thousand range away spamming rockets and laser cancelling any hope of blinking on him. The only way to win the fight is to catch him first.
>>161063854
>Laser is 650 base cast range (850 with Aether Lens), and fixed 650 bounce range
>Scythe of Vyse is 800 base
>Blink Dagger range is 1200 without considering the range of your actual disables
Really makes you think...
>>161063837
Not the anon you're replying to but you're still the one without boots at the end of the day. Nice to see you blaming everyone but yourself.
>>161056029
doing what
>>161064008
Still awful bait, try adding an anime picture
>>161063837
That's why you drop them an inch from where you're farming instead of fucking Africa so you can pick them up in an instant
>>161064037
What's the point when you're already this triggered
>>161063946
whats stopping him from being behind his team?
also whats stopping him from starting the fight with a couple lasers, a couple rockets, and a march or two layed down? he has infinite blink, he can blink into fog anywhere
just because you CAN blink on the tinker doesnt mean it will lead to a positive outcome for your team
>>161064110
>>161064051
You have to be above 1k mmr to post here
>be NEET
>play dota for 8+ hours a day if not watching anime or masturbating
>have to talk to family during thanksgiving
>they ask me what i've been doing
thank god thanksgiving is over
now i don't have to talk to anybody till Christmas
>>161064140
His "infinite blink" requires him to stand still and channel rearm. 850 range certainly isn't going to let him disable your whole team unless you hug the treeline like a bunch of chodes. Tinker's map presence is essentially global and if you don't keep disables on reserve with this in mind, that's the reason you're unable to climb. If you're really having trouble literally just plant a ward or if you're exceptionally triggered pick Storm.
>>161064264
im not the guy i was just pointing out the flaws in 'how cn tinker be gud if u cn reach him with blink' logic
tinker has issues, but they're not that one dimensional
>>161064324
>tinker has issues, but they're not that one dimensional
Yes, they are actually. Tinker pushes lanes but cant kill towers. He can "disable" enemies but takes forever to kill them. His itemization is fixed into active items since his attack animation is so shit, but it makes him EXTREMELY vulnerable if caught between rearms.
It really is a problem of "gets blinked on once, dies, and then loses the game". He needs a mountain of farm and to be ahead until he gets six slotted then requires his team to somehow eek out farm to actually finish off his targets. Which is awful for a core. He can't support, he can't even dual lane because he is so momentum and level hungry.
If you want obnoxious sieging you have other options with far less gold/farm priority like WW, Elder Titan, KotL, etc.
There is really not a single situation where you could not just replace Tinker with a Meepo, Nature's Prophet, or Arc Warden and do what you want the Tinker to do better and safer without sucking up so much fucking farm.
>>161063173
>our new trip-shitter (who has a female name) does 0k MMR things
Well, what do you know... I need that filter add-on.
>>161064507
>meepo
>not the biggest farm vacuum in the game
>>161064605
Meepo has global pressure and hard linear scaling of item stats. Yes, he is a farm vacuum but he does translate farm into 6x stat efficiency.
There are easily situations in which a last pick meepo can basically win the game by itself.
There is no such thing for Tinker. Tinker has to play absolutely perfect from start to finish to do what other carries can do with half his farm in half the time. Who needs to "permadisable" a hero when you can just kill them in a few autoattacks as a normal right click carry (or OD)?
The problems with Tinker run deep and have NOTHING to do with the 'next great build' for Tinker.
>>161064507
>He can "disable" enemies but takes forever to kill them
How do rationalize this?
i have cm, lina, ta, qop and wr sprites, which one should i use next?
see
>>161054596
>>161055182
>>161055475
>>161055939
Someone get a box for Fogged
>>161064859
benis
>>161064967
templar it is
>>161064859
Best girl, now and forever,Spectre
>room smells like cum and sweat
fuck how do I remove this smell?
cousins are visiting 2 days from now
>>161065060
i just leave my windows open
it works for me I think...or at least I don't smell it anymore
>>161065060
1. Wash the cum- and sweat-soaked items in the laundry machine.
2. Open a window once in a while.
3. Maybe spray some of that "air freshener" crap as needed (Febreeze or whatever. There's also plug-in air fresheners you just stick in a wall outlet)
4. Why do your cousins need to be in your bedroom?
>>161065060
>>161065160
You can't fix this in two days. My brother has horrible BO but he's gotten used to it and his room smells like death. He even brought his girl there once and he never knew there was a problem.
memeleague start now
>>161065227
yeah i suspect that my room smells and i just can't notice it because i'm used to it
>>161064859
qop trying to entice ta to spill her secret
>>161065578
Don't let them into your room. Whatever consoles or laptops or whatever you think they'll need to use, take them out to the living room.
How is this higher than 94% of players? I don't get it.
Is dota worth picking back up? I stopped playing when dota 2 came out. I've lost a lot of my game sense but i know I'll get it back way faster than a newbie can.
>>161065771
How come?
Why do professional players literally never level the 500 damage nuke on gyro?
Are they actually shit and have to wait for someone like clan_iraq to showcase how strong it is?
>>161065728
>game sense
You mean meta?
>>161065684
The language is pretty clear: 94% of all players get reported less 6 times in 3 games.
>no sing strim for a while
>no good esports for a while
>no patch for a while
>everyone instalocks core roles
>pick a support
>roam every lane
>be 0-0-7 at 6mins
>go to place ward to help out mid
>he yells at me to fuck off after i stole xp from 2 creeps
Why are people like that
>Gyro confirmed to be one of the worst heroes in the game
>Alliance draft Gyro anyway in DreamLeague
Uh, dotards?
What's going on?
>gyro and techies only 2 heroes ignored in elim mode
>alliance pick gyro in dreamleague
>>161066042
He's mad that you still haven't boosted his gameplay yet.
>>161065845
No i mean game sense. I've played dota longer than 90% of the people itt despite having quit in 2012 so if i say game sense i mean game sense
Is it worse to be able to play only 1 mid (and other roles) than 0 mids?
1/4
>>161066292
>>161066079
>>161066081
>They're actually winning with the Gyro pick
But I thought he was the second worst hero in the game...
Being yapzor must be suffering.
>Your little brother is a multi million dollar player
>You are stuck on a team with people considered worse than n0tail
>You are on a team with synderen
>You lose again a tier 3 team that picks arguably one of the worst heroes in the game in gyro
>You are a raghead
Literally 4 years later and the only thing synderen is able to do is to scrounge up a team that can knock out promising teams in qualifiers and then implode immediately in their first round
Every damn time
LITERALLY qualifier assassin and nothing else
>>161066367
yapzor and Yawar are two different people you mongoloid
>>161066367
>>161066459
>You're so irrelevant in the scene that people confuse you with Yapzor
How hasn't Yawar killed himself
>>161066292
>>161066359
what are these images mimicking?
>>161045717
I think they're called Necrophos, Leshrac, and Death Prophet.
>>161066359
3/4
>>161066486
what do you mean?
>>161066459
Being yawar must be suffering.
>Your little brother is a multi million dollar player
>You are stuck on a team with people considered worse than n0tail
>You are on a team with synderen
>You lose again a tier 3 team that picks arguably one of the worst heroes in the game in gyro
>You are a raghead
>People confuse you with another literal who
>>161066581
it looks like a cartoon or video game or something? and with TA in place of some other character?
>>161066581
4/4
>>161066624
It's called a visual novel but it's OC i just made.
what she is saying are responses from her in game, i used them in a way that looks like she's confessing
>>161066079
>>161066081
Because loda can only play 2 carries, one of which is gyro
still dun call GG
>>161066681
im pretty sure he can play CK
yawar was absolute shit during his time on tier2 NA teams plus he's a cocky fuck let him rot
>>161066617
Yawar isn't playing competitive at all well he had a chance with DC but he sucked so bad he never got into a team after.
even ritsu is better than him
>>161066709
CK is strong. His problem is that it's incredibly hard for him to get to the point where he is strong, and items that help him farm faster like maelstrom or battlefury don't help his main damage source at all. The game is also much faster paced now, and he's incredibly cooldown dependent.
>>161066831
what if add aghs to CK which will cause him to auto-cast chaos bolt to all units in 800 range every 8 seconds
>13abyknight still plays dota
i bet this retard regrets switching to sc2 so much
>>161066876
there isn't
>>161066964
Nobody saw Dota and Valve straight up murking the esports scene with a 10 year game. Blizzard sure as hell didn't when they offered Icefrog to just port Dota to SC2 for free.
Pride comes before the fall I guess
why do people go to dreamhack to LAN? what's the appeal of going all the way there to do the same thing you'd be doing at home anyway
>>161066947
It would be pretty OP
>have the dreamleague stream open in the background
>it's really quiet which is nice
>suddenly loud obnoxious netherlandsian giraffe voice
>immediately close tab
What was the last good dreamleague?
>9 commendations today
I don't even ask for commends. Didn't expect to get this much ever.
fogged is still orange......
how did this fat girl become an analyst
>>161067212
it starts with R
>>161067212
Has vagina.
Reddit.
>>161067212
fat girls are notorious for their dick sucking abilities
>>161067113
Because there is plenty of things to do at Dreamhack and not only watching you fucking autist
>>161067212
are we talking about this one?
>>161067113
>why do people go to the biggest LAN event on earth
jeez idk
Why do they keep letting women into the dota scene
They're so fucking bad
>>161067315
8.5/10
>go to offlane
>cry to supports when your lane is hard
wew lad
Why was everyone in this thread reminiscing about TI2 earlier? What did I miss?
>>161067240
>A black fat gay transexual has the best chances of becoming an analyst this day an age
when will Trump save us
>>161067346
everyone but like 10 people in dota scene are bad
>>161067413
there is a guy streaming ti2 games on https://www.twitch
.tv/dota2vods247
but he is fucking it up by repeating games and now not streaming anything
>>161067413
TI rebroadcast
Is Trixi staying on Escape?
>>161067463
yeah but there are different degrees of bad
right now the scene is in terminal cancer-tier bad
>Trixi has cancer.
ffs guys.
>be ESC
>lose
>getting a bigger farm vacuum for cuckva
>4 melee heroes
>ds autowins his lane
>muh Valve ruined dota after ti3/4
>muh memeback is killing me
>muh old dota was batter
>muh dota is lol now
What with all these buttblasted carrys? All of you just mad because you can't 1vs9 every game anymore because team play became more important than doing shit solo. Valve biggest mistake is not promoting a team formation and just starting to make player based championships like battlecup.
KAL LE :DDDD
wtf Nyx is op
>duolane mid
>invoker + ET vs. slardar + DK
even pubs dont have this trash. Synderen always brings people down to his clown tier dota.
>>161067989
>battlecup
>mattering even a little bit
hoho haha
>>161051962
He will possibly get broken since you can't add any teamfight to him like chilltoad did with riki without reworking whole hero and next tier of buffs will be shit like increasing attack range, or more hp on ult, or making strafe togglable. He is decently strong at what he does, it's just that what he does doesn't fit team fighting meta. Would be ebin if arrows will get true strike on buildings at lvl4.
what do you guys do when you pick ricing carry and your team early game is so strong they're winning the game without you?
>>161068426
win the game
>>161051962
>>161068186
Searing arrows damage is now treated as a base damage.
Slark is such a shitty dumpster hero, and it pisses me off so much that he actually dominates sub-5k games. People refuse to group up and gank him or just push together and plop down sentries in front of towers. Everybody just wants to afk farm alone then gets surprised when slark jumps on them. Absolutely no strategy or understanding of basics from SEA shitters, they just think the whole game is about afk farming till you can solo the enemy team.
>>161068043
DRIXI :-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>161068543
i know, but in the end i feel empty as fuck
What the fuck was that
>>161066569
>death prophet
>largely builds survival items
?????????
>>161052303
Good, this shit would get ganked 3 times and still have SnY into mid game by razing jungle few times while having everything offensive wise including nukes, physical damage and teamfight. You could also be flexible with your build and even more now with hood being relevant.
:-DDDDDDDD
>>161061704
>out of SE slippery fish appears!
>you are ded
Yehe, YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
>>161066569
spectre too
>>161068870
>ghost sceptre
>tp out
i guess you cant spare 1500 gold while getting all the damage in the game for free
man i remember when d2g wasnt all about 3ks who cant itemize per game
How do you guys like my new team:
1. Yawar
2. ana
3. Trixi
4. bulba
5. swindlez
>>161069108
would be exciting to watch their games to see who is going to throw the most
>>161069108
About the closest you can get to a team of 5 synderens
>>161069108
replace yawar with envy
>>161046363
>>161046409
>play unranked everyone counter picks wards etc
>ranked all pick (don't ask the queue is long for draft
>enemy team randoks entire time
>my team attempts to counter
>shut down solo with clockwerk
>team still feeds
>>161064264
>>161064324
Tinker farm vaccums worse than ember and if he dies it hurts his team a lot. However I hate when people do this >>161063946, tinker isn't gonna blink into someone who can disable him, tinker is gonna blink after teamfight starts and than it's usually way too chaotic to control him and just agh laser makes your cores pop bkb. Besides he can just spam rockets around and when shit starts try laser, it's just he farm vaccum too hard and even 1 death hurts a lot.
>>161064507
> His itemization is fixed into active items since his attack animation is so shit, but it makes him EXTREMELY vulnerable if caught between rearms.
You can get euls and then if he gets it off you are in bad position. Play vs good ww and tinker combo, unless you caught them separated and completely off guards with some insta kill shit like fat slardar/naix bomb you will always lose initiation game.
>>161068909
>euls your ass
>ded
i guess you cant spare 2700 gold while getting all the farm in the game for free
man i remember when d2g wast all about 3ks who cant itemize per game
>tfw you're hitting an enemy hero under False Promise and you decide that you've done enough damage where he'll pop once it ends so you walk away, and he chases you but dies
>>161069493
>slark has euls
guys I have a great idea
let's make a team with the worst team destroyers known to mankind
qojqva
pajkatt
bulba
wayto
sing
>>161068580
From my last 12 losses the enemy team had Slark in 6 games. Not a single game lost when we had Slark.
I'm tired of dropping sentry wards like breadcrumbs to stop Slark backstabbing my teammates. People are really lazy to carry dust as well so Slark gets always gets away with shadow blade.
Bringing down that slimy fuck requires too much combined effort in 3k mmr it's frustrating at times.
>>161066189
Not him
Meta has changed so much your game sense doesn't mean shit anymore.
Youre not the only one playing this shit game for 10 years
>>161065684
I've never gotten higher than 3
t. 9700 behaviour score
>>161069624
slark is shit on lane
its all about delaying that SB
>>161066964
Still remember his name eveytime patch hits cuz it was always in loading screen.
What happened to old shitters like him and vigoss
>>161069750
>vigoss
he's currently streaming under the same name
I've just got a new idea for a team
>EternalEnvy
>SingSing
>bOne7
>Aui_2000
>pieliedie
What do you guys think?
YOU LET ANNIE DROID INTO THE SCENE AND NOW SHE'S HERE FOREVER.
FUCK YOU D2G.
>>161069827
I think reddit just blew its load
>qojqva Invoker
Come on escape win a single set you fuckers, fuck alliance
>>161069865
we needed the diversity ~___~
>>161069827
SingSing wouldn't last two weeks until he gets kicked out. Nobody wants a passive aggressive team wrecker.
Serious question: realistic rating on our 8.5 angel
>>161069865
Dreamhack used to be cool. Now it looks like a self promotion platform for those memers. They have posters of themselves behind them on the panel. Dreamleague was mistake.
>>161070178
2/10
>>161070271
Do you think they might sell that giant picture of sheever....?
>>161070178
If she got rid of that flat hair style she would be a 6 or 7.
>>161070271
why aren't you watching chink dota
Anons how do I item build QE invoker?
>>161070353
shadow blade and necro book
>>161070325
"no"
>>161070353
A good default build is Midas drums travels aghs refresher
Are you allowed to buy stuff on the steam market for games you dont own?
i want the goku icons but i dont wanna buy shitty ass xenoverse
>Alliance literally losing to tier 3 teams
>>161070397
Is drums still good?
How do I not feel like a slow faggot in fights when all I can use is forge, snap, sunstrike and maybe meteor
>>161070407
Of course
>>161067212
You guys complain that Sheever is 3k
This girl is literally 1k if not below
I think I'm gonna play like 150 ranked games of invoker
I dont give a fuck if I lose, win or lose mmr, this hero is super fun and I want to learn his ins and outs
>Invoker is fun
>tfw shit maiden ruins the only good dota background
>>161070438
Drums and travels help with the slow-faggot part. You can also get a blink, force or euls to improve your mobility.
QE Invoker before aghs isn't that flashy.
>>161070590
>implying having a 10 spell powerhouse who can farm, shit on lanes, roam and own teamfights isn;t fun
>tfw hand in a cast but want to play dota
>>161070657
wow, who's that cum plum?
>>161070657
you couldcast it
>>161070484
>checks her dotabuff
>see 2 ranked games where the other people on her game are 1.8k and 2k
Fuuuaaark.....I feel like I should be outraged or something
>>161070598
why not just edit it out?
even paint can do it if you can't into photoshop
great teamblock cuckva
Hair's actually getting pretty long
>>161050670
>haven't played ranked in 2 years
>got placed 3k when I did my placements back then
>not a single person able to speak English
>now at 2.5
Does it end? Should I just stop playing ranked? I end up with solo win lane 2-3 kills no deaths laninf phase is over and my teamates fed x lane
>>161070757
Soe going for that "aging newswoman" look.
>>161070739
steam background for profile
>>161070901
She is 28 now, been in esports for 10 years
>>161070757
>top is missing
fugggg :DDDDD
>>161070757
fuck james
>>161070757
>>161070901
its amazing how fast women fall apart past their early 20s
compare to thiscurrently experiencing this with my wife
>>161070997
>currently experiencing this with my wife
what, her anime's creators gave her a new design?
>>161070997
We all fall apart past our early 20's anon, I'm 33 now and I've noticed it
>>161070921
>Been in Esports for 10 years
So why is she crawling back to the Dota scene now, Overwatch too dead for her to "report" on? She probably could have hosted TI if she didn't jump ship to Blizzard and transition into a ten year old boy when it was getting big enough they had to hire Kaci.
>>161071060
men age like wine
women age like milk
>>161071086
that's literally a picture from the overwatch dreamhack stream right now
James could take her back if she begs him
>>161071119
Good we only need one token girl in the Dota scene, maybe Sheever can slip some ground up glass into one of Annedroids suppers to ensure it
>>161070757
>I've lost control of my life
>>161071101
>mfw I look exactly the same 4 years ago
LET ME AGE REEEEEEEEEEE I LOOK LIKE A TEENAGER
>Roshan is now 100% magic damage immune. Can only be damaged by physical and pure
does the game change much?
>>161071086
>>161071086
>god-awful german accent
>probably could've hosted TI
yeah no. she is literally one of the worst speakers ive ever heard, voice is like rubbing your cockhead on a cheese grater
>>161071086
She left Dota like 2 days ago
>>161071101
Explain this then?
>>161071257
a pound of makeup
Hey...was that an ancient stack with 3 golem stacks? I thought that couldn't happen
>>161070657
Play wraith king
>>161071282
this
make-up is magic
daily reminder it's not gay for men to wear make-up
>Max lvl invoker alacrity
>115 attack speed
>115 damage
>6s downtime (even less with octarine)
>can be cast on magic immune allies
How is this balanced again?
Why aren't there any strats utilizing this sick shit
>>161071282
more like a pound of carrots in sheevers case
>>161047247
Dota is a game about communication most of all.
TALK TO THEM SCREAM AT THEM PING WRITE SLAM YOUR DICK ON THE KEYBOARD
do something except being a silently raging sperglord on a lithuanian woodworks forum.
What the fuck do you even do when 4 sperg lords all want to play core so you end up with 1 jungle, 1 farming off and no supports
Like I understand that I could pick a support, but I don't think ppd would 1v9 this game in that situation
>you'll never actually go to TI because you're too poor to afford it
Feels awful man I wish I was middle class
>>161071371
It's not, late game Invoker is OP as shit. It's "Jack of all trades, ace in none" not "Jack of all trades, also an Ace in all those trades as well". They gave him 9 spells but didn't power them down to on par with other heroes 4 spells which is fucking nuts because he has NINE SPELLS and none of them are bad.
>lmao drain all mana from your mana pool and add it to mine
>lmao purging tornado of 3200 range which interupts channeling and damages
>lmao double damage and attack speed on demand that can be granted to any unit
>>161071619
>>you'll never actually go to TI because you're too poor to afford it
>
>Feels awful man I wish I was middle class
>Wanting to go to TI
Typical low class plebs.
>>161071086
Is Kaci gonna be in the boston majors? shes extremly fun to watch.
>>161064507
>since his attack animation is so shit
Oh look, it's the fag who doesn't understand how attack speed works.
>>161071371
Invoker is sleeper OP, big time
He is the best hero in the game by a huge margin
His worst spell is sunstrike which is still memeworthy enough to get kills
Ghost walk, meteor, deafblast, alacrity, tornado, cold snap and emp are all objectively amazing abilities
>>161071790
Did you start playing Dota a month ago?
Fuck off you scrub lel.
>>161071790
>when newshits try to act like they know anything
>>161071790
>>161071619
lies, all you ever need is henchmen and snap stunner
So when does the fucking Major start anyway? I'm fucking tired of all these pointless honeypot tournaments.
>going for that jugg build against that ESC lineup
do pros only go for fotm builds without taking into consideration what they are going against?
alliance is fucking tier 4 dota
>DK is suddenly a top pick now.
>>161071972
Yeah, drafts, picks, builds, it's all just fotm shit with little thought put into it
>>161071972
why aren't YOU playing in big leagues, big guy?
>Loda will never realize he is the problem.
>take a shower
>lelda is the poorest core now
i wish i could say i am surprised
>>161072073
>how dare you say this meal is bad when you aren't a michelin star chef
Where is Kelly
>>161072149
More like it's you yelling at a michelin star chief while watching him prepare a meal, saying shit like
>What the FUCK are you doing adding this much pepper, do you just blindly look at the recipe book?
>>161072178
deadhopefully
I give up, every other match on SEA some third world shitter either disconnects, or complains about lag, or just doesn't even connect to the match. This shit is literally unplayable.
>>161072178
Moved onto a higher earner and more relevant player3 kids with 3 men any day now im sure
Is core the new word for carry?
>>161072326
>new
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>161072326
carry is 1 core is 1-3
>>161046215
horse
Is faerie fire even worth buying
this game is so fucking low skilled
>>161072362
I havent been in this general since 2013
>hook on Tiny
>YAP GOD
>scrolls up to cliffward
>Oh, Yap-dog
>>161064507
>His itemization is fixed into active items since his attack animation is so shit
Tinker is superior or equal in practically every metric relevant to rightclicking when compared to Nature's Prophet.
>>161071650
>wearing a skinny tie with metallic sheen that attracts attention to itself
>divot off to the side because it's poorly tied
looks like a fucking moron
I FUCKING HATE ESCAPE
FIVE SHITSTAIN PLAYERS AND HORRIBLE HUMAN BEINGS
HOW ARE THOSE HACKS SPONSORED
>NP Ahgs
>4200 gold to LITERALLY increase your enemies GPM a significant amount to do marginal more building damage
Nearly as bad as Gyro ahgs honestly
>>161072847
t. Khezu
>>161072685
battle at the trash heap
How is alliance still playing the same garbage fucking dota
after years
>>161072970
Loda need to feed his wife sons
>tfw to intelligence for tier 5 dota
this game is Mourinho level boring holy shit
I hate Alliance so fucking much.
>spamming on twitch chat is ok
>saying sheever is getting fat makes them ban you
uh dotards?
>Complain about 20 minute GG deathball
>Complain about memefight
>Complain about Rat
So how exactly should every pro team go about playing Dota /d2g/?
>EU dota
1 spot is enough for these shitters
>>161073173
Deathball was a forced meme by EGfangays.
It's like the last 3 years never happened
i tuned in to see how alliance were going without bulldog and s4...
>>161073067
All of this dreamleague tournament is nothing but boring ass shit.
>ESC fights outside base
>Loda gets the rax
thank you rat gods
>>161073173
nonstop fights starting at level 1 from before the horn even sounds, russian style
this is the true way to play dota
>>161069827
change EE with RTZ and you're good
IF ALLIANCE LOSE THIS LMAO
>>161073202
deathball was a thing since ti4
wew sprout is actually so damn good late game
why do people buy deso on naix
Can ESC just go mid and yolo you literally have nothing to lose.
>>161070598
come on, anon, this image is cool as fuck
i really want it now
>>161073284
>Replace an unstable weeaboo that sometimes delivers with a memeing twitch streamer who can make any team win TI simply by leaving it
>>161073359
tiny + wisp will blow up the throne before esc reach the river
rat bastards, I hope Alliance die.
>>161073359
except their ancient, if they leave base they instantly lose right now
Remember supports can't be OP
Alliance playing the intellectual game, not the deathball game, bravo
>even so many years later, alliance can't win without grinding a game down
Jesus christ
>Purple hairband on Loda
It's not even the cool kind of purple.
lelliance look too impressed with themselves haha
>>161073445
>rat
>intellectual
cringey cunt.
thank dog its finally fucking over
>tfw you just won a 1v9 Lycan game last night because of your superb ratting skills
Reminder that KILLS MEAN NOTHING, THRONE MEANS EVERYTHING you whiny little cretins
>Loda
Is he okay
he sounds dead
>3 more bo3s today
just end me
>>161073526
you could just, not watch them?
WOAH LIQUID IS AT SHITHACK?
GUESS IT'S TIM ETO WATCH SOME MIRALUL
>Alliance wins
>Circus music starts playing
>>161073520
Do you need to be reminded?
>Loda
Please, somebody tell him to smile.
He looks extremely depressed.
>>161073687
Can you blame him. You play pos1 and you choke on shit for 60 mins and your team wins it for you in the end
>>161073773
>implying hes not used to choking and getting carried
Since TI3 the same shit desu
>matu showing emotion
woah
>>161073356
stop playing this game NOW.
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
>>161073687
Anybody else notice how much Enchantress looks like Sheever?
>>161073942
don't be cringe bro..
>>161073908
To be fair Slacks and Sheever are both like 6'4
>tfw no Dutch giantess GF
>>161073908
Sheever's a big guy
>>161071605
stop being a whiny bitch and start supporting already. its the hardest role in the game anyways, someday people will understand and give credit for good supports
>>161073908
She's a big girl
d...dotards....
Dotards?
>no pizza gate hero
>Just a pizza gate general
?
>>161074325
Nobody gives a shit.
im 12 btw.
Sheever said he's standing kek
nyaho doturds :3
haha look at those memes guys. dreamleague has sio many memes xd haha
MANCHILD 12 YEAR OLD AUDIENCE HHHAHAH ATTRACTED
>>161074402
>muh real life activism
fuck off
the outside world could get glassed from the orbit tomorrow and i wont care
DAMN SHE THICC THO
>Sheever hides her feet
wtf I love slacks now
>>161074506
if it wasn't for you i would have glassed the entire planet :3
>he is just gifted
slacks confirmed for banging sheever ?
Wasn't P.Flax the Slacks before Slacks guys
I idolize Slacks now, he's the most gifted and professional dota personality.
these memes are giving me cancer
but i can't do anything else
i bet you numales love mooncuck and memeleague
>get fired by liquid
>instantly get a job as DC's SECOND coach
HOW does he DO it?
I want to ______ Sheever's puffy tummy?
Slacks is a bit cringe but he gives life to a panel with his stupid shit.
He's alright desu.
>>161074797
If you need memes and just "muh random" to liven up the panel they should just get new casters in the first place. The problem is that Dota casters are the worst casters in nearly any e-sports and this will never change because of the inner clique.
CAN SOMEONE GIVE FOGGED A BOX OR SOMETHING.
>>161074797
>panel
hahah
warlock went from needs a bufff to needs a nerf without a patch
>>161074873
most e sports have one company of casters they go to.
In dota we have
JD
Moonduck
BTS.
It's too FUCKING many we need to merge them all into one.
>bulba, EE, maut and slacks got where they are by merit!!!!
>It wasn't just knowing the right people ;^)
>>161074797
Slacks is literally OUR GUY and the only people that don't think so are the jaded NEETs who will never have fun in a social dota environment.
>>161074873
The pro scene is more of a secret club than the caster circle, it's why people like EE and Bulba can be players and people like Maut can be casters.
I say we just drop all pros and castersexcept Tobi give him his second windand let a new scene rise from the ashes.
>>161074918
that's a good point
how does somebody like slacks even get hired a host in the first place
>>161074915
I wonder who could be behind this post?
>>161074915
>we need to merge them all into one
Yeah I wonder who's behind that post.
>>161074915
>jd
dead
>Moonduck
discount no-frills brand casting
>BTS
pretty much the walmart of casting in dota
WHAT DOES GH GOD LOOK LIKE
>>161074894
no he's fine fuck off
>>161075027
>Making fun of Nofrills
Sorry we can't all be Loblaws snobs and eat Presidents Choice Gourmet Appetizers
>>161074915
>le globalism is good, even in my digital sports casting
wew
WHAT'S MIRACLE DONE TO HIS HAIR GOOD GOD.
>>161075115
i was eating close-to-expiration meat and drinking no-frills soda when i moved out, no hate towards no-frills broheim
What's with the guy fierri hair going around players all of a sudden
>>161075115
>>161075027
>worked at mlg loblaws
>shopped at cabbage town nofrills
shit was night & day
>>161075258
tumblr hair
damageless void incoming
>>161075258
what happend to Mind_Control ?
illusions should be unable to proc any passives except radiance and diffusal
it's too inconsistent. Why do luna illusions get glaives?
>>161075258
>gh.god finally picked up by a team
>it's Liquid
JUST
>>161075263
Well of course it's night in day, but Nofrills has a weeks worth of not-awful chicken for $8 and Loblaws has spearmint flavored redwood toothpicks for $8 a piece, it's like the Apple of Canadian grocery stores.
>8.5
WHO FUCKING MADE THIS FAT WHALE FAMOUS TO GET INVITED TO LANS REEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK I CAN'T WATCH THE FUCKING GAME NOW REEHXHSHEHXHDIRJSHDU
Dotards, why did you accept this
>>161075258
embarrassingly this happened to me when i got my first good paying job. had too much money i wasn't used to having, got bored not knowing what to spend it on and tried out some gay shit like dyed hair
>>161069525
>not having an item that allows you set up pounces, farm, move faster, have one more purge and counter tp
WeW LaLd!
What's worse, godzstache or purgestache?
>>161075598
hahah im 12 btw
>mommymilk casting
starboy dropped I'm listening to that
>>161075447
it just made me appreciate nofrills, foodbasics & freshco a lot more
>>161075563
wow red hair dude!!!
red hair!
>>161075563
>8.5 uses the same microphone as I do
interesting
foolish dota 2 memelagians
>>161075553
reddit did
>>161075563
>she's barely 2k
My mind is still blown. Your life is Dota, you have 1300 games and you watch the best players in the world because it's your fucking job. Seriously what the fuck is wrong with people
>>161075636
based twitch chat bro
even more ouresque than d2g itself!
>>161075675
To be fair she is just saying what's happening on the screen while Godz does the analyzing.
how did babyknight become a dota 2 pro after being a former sc2 pro?
wut do when half my team dc's?
i was trying captain mode and the captain never asked anyone what they want to be so 2 DC'd instantly at start of map. then the captain fed a bunch and DC'd
we dragged out the match for like half an hour but couldnt really push back at all. even though i had really nice items there was just too many of them to do anything
>>161075771
just tp out
>>161075771
play in a 5 stack. That's how the game is meant to be played
Annee doesn't actually offer much retarded analysis unlike, say, tobi. She knows she's a play by play, that's one plus for her.
>they fly out landwhaledroid form US so she can cast DreamLeague
I-it wasn't supposed to be like this...
What went wrong ?
We had yames and draskyl and bruno...
Now they unironicly got some landwhale to fly all over from US to cast these games...
who the fuck is this female caster
STOP SAYING BOP ANNE
>>161075947
tobi is 4k so he knows his shit
>>161075952
>draskyl
Why haven't they announced his kick officially yet?
>>161075956
8.5/10
can someone tell me why bulba was such a contested pick?
I don't understand why they PAY these fucking women casters who are garbage and know nothing and are terrible to listen to
There are pros there who would gladly do it for free
There are other high mmr players who would do it for free/cheap & cast well
buincha fucking swedes i guess
>>161075986
>4k
>knows his shit
bait
>liquid losing to tier 5 gigawhos
>>161076172
every 4K can win ti with the right team
What the fcuk was miracl doing during that chrono? If he was there the luna would have been dead
>>161076228
>tier 5 gigawhos
not anymore, they've been pretty good every since the fall season started
>>161076265
>my team is losing to who bads
>T-THEY'RE NOT WHOS OR BAD
every time
>>161076132
Haven't you figured it out yet? Bulba isn't a real coach, he's just a twink they hire as a boy toy for the team.
I miss 2GD and bruno
>>161076303
Who are you quoting?
>>161076234
t. 4k
>the Addy _STILL_ isn't working
9k LUL
>>161076228
Look at this retard.
Look at this 2000's kid who doesnt know who Babyknight, Ace and Ryze is.
Does MYM or Online Kingdom ring a bell child?
>>161076303
uhh, Liquid is far from being >my team you giganigger.
Imperial have been decent since TI, fuck off
>>161075947
ya but her play by play is annoying and way over hyped for the dumbest shit
how do we remove miracles tolerance to drugs?
>>161076369
Do you think someone posting a CSGO autist is going to know that? Obvious post-TI5 rtzbabb
how did babyknight become dota2 pro after being sc2 pro?
>>161076319
we all do anon.
>n0tail with miracle
>do good
>n0tail without miracle
>still do good
hmmmmmmm
>>161076472
who?
Is it not time for the "e-sport" scene to take drugs seriously and actually test the players to see if they take them? Everyone knows it's common for e-sport players to take Adderall but none is doing anything to prevent it.
I want to die
>>161076459
Yep, it's a post-TI5 rtzbabb all right
>>161076459
I'm neither a liquid nor Imperial fan you fucking retard, all I'm saying is that Imperial have been pretty good ever since ti6. fuck you
>>161076472
>sc2 pro
kek.
Did he ever win anything ever?
>>161076506
buy a bloodstone
these heros on imperial are fucking garbage
they can't win this game
If you want to pick like a warlock mid, you can't pick a useless batshitter offlane, or a support useless ogre
>>161076523
>>161076526
I've been here since TI
They are no name whos that are not relevant
They don't go to tourneys because they are irrelevant
>>161076496
he was playing his mind out on that bo5 vs eg at elimination mode
Not even memeing, that aegis steal, that self deny with the bear...
ana was dogshit
>>161076582
>I've been here since TI
newfag get out
>>161076539
white people don't win in sc2 of course. But he played well
>>161076503
That won't happen because the bubble will pop
Sponsors are getting just enough money off dota to stay in business
Valve is still making money but it is slowing down
Nobody has the incentive to pop the bubble
It would have to be someone retiring to blow the lid
>>161076369
>Meet Your Maker
>Even worth remembering
LOL
>>161076624
People have been saying this since TI3
miracle needs to be busted for doping
>>161076658
Except they won every fucking tournament in 2008/09, only Virtous Pro came close to them when Vigoss was still rocking everyone's shit.
Dont talk about shit you know nothing about.
>>161076540
I can't I'm a supportcuck
>>161076754
>the era before the Dota Flynn Effect when everyone was pure fucking garbage
LOL
>>161076782
pick venge. She likes to die
>>161076793
Same shitty buzzwords every thread
>>161076793
Pathetic attempt.
>>161076496
all they need to do is pick a decent midlaner and OG will again be a potential major winning team. Ana is so shit
>Imperial outmemeing themselves because they think they're wings
They had such a hot start as well
>>161076905
>early thread during dead fucking hours
Wanna know how I know your mom wishes she aborted you?
>>161076875
they didn't pick out of meta though. All the heroes are meta
>>161076953
Shut up and migrate to my thread like the good dog you are
>>161077021
I ain't going to stick around, so no.
Actually, I might just bump this thread up every half an hour instead.
DAYAM WHOS THAT 8.5/10?
>>161077021
why be an asshole about it?
you are the one not following posting guideline like some sort of reddit newfriend
>>161077076
Do as you're told dog
>>161077094
I've been making threads for years, I do what I do out because it's best for the Gulag to have properly made threads, not bastardized OP texts written in moon runes and off topic images like LoL general
>>161077218
then why dont you adhere to posting guidelines?
>>161079462
Based
>Finn kills himself
Didn't see this one coming
Really makes you think
>>161085745
my neurons sure are firing
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