/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

>tfw ywn get to create a character on balmung

name some ebins with nice deep voices

Lethe..

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IzLe5BDAIk

I'm going to give beeby a fresh coat of sticky paint!

>>161023571
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sepMnJmXCS

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hello

>>161023546
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ieSf5K1cHm

>>161023658
OH MY GOD
DELETE THIS

>>161023658
Why are you still hello posting? I thought you were going to give it up to prove you don't talk shit on anon?

>>161023571
Aika "Kiss" Tsundissem

>tfw before you know it you're obsessed with him all over again
Just when I thought I was off this ride

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ObtcNpsBsV

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>>161023763
ah!!!!!

>>161023773
nope, i said i was gonna continue doing what i want to do
(which is post this retarded shit when i feel like it)

>>161023773
>Not saying hello somehow proving that he doesn't post anonymously.
I'll give you points for not complaining that the britfag isn't celebrating thanksgiving Paks but you're still dumb as bricks.

>>161023835
it's ok bpwhales...

>>161023921
>2011
>what is unique posters

>ywn have your throat pumped

>>161023835
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uSRMGTM9OG

>>161023571
Jara and Ada

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the swords at the top of this globe are a bit over the top

>>161023835
Lily...

>>161023884
Serious question for ya Shyv.
Why are you against getting a tripcode? I like your posts sometimes, but a lot of people here really dislike you. So what's the deal? You don't seem that attention starved

>>161024117
how about you go spend some time with your family instead of shitposting here 24/7

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GQgzI7aa08

>>161024047
S'eihai...

>>161024117
would you let me stuff your turkey?

>>161024221
that would imply his family wants to have him around

>>161024252
This is some gay shit, my friends fat sassy mother listens to this shit.

>>161024489
I'd want to have him around

>>161024367
I don't trust you with such a duty, but we don't stuff our turkey

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owo

35th for elk is cute!

>>161024862

*crashes into you*
*my hands land on your bulge*

OwO whats this?

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does anyone in this general even play male characters

>>161024862
mumu is CUTE

>>161024132
That can't be Lily. He isn't retarded enough to fall for Rena again

>>161025092
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16vubub9q4W

>>161024798
how if I just glaze the outside then?

>>161024862
>tfw you want to lewd but remember how long an average session lasts

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>>161024252
Shit, we doing this now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxL78VUGJ2s

>>161024798
>>161024367
Stuffing the turkey actually makes it take longer to cook and raises the possibility of food poisoning. There's no shame in making the "stuffing" separate like this:

http://allrecipes.com/recipe/13584/apple-pecan-cornbread-dressing/?internalSource=staff%20pick&referringId=976&referringContentType=recipe%20hub&clickId=cardslot%204

>>161025123
Not anymore.
The ones that did were ridiculed away.

>>161025123
The rare non degenerate does. But those are few and far between

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>>161025123
Not enough people.

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>>161025123
Yeh.

>Opens thread
>Gay lonely losers with no family ties
Sad, sad, sad

Who /notamerican/ here

Fuck thanksgiving or whatever that shit is

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https://twitter.com/kennyducey/status/801810241453232129

>>161025429
post fangs

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>>161025123
Sometimes.

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>>161025123
Of course.

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>>161024171
because i don't rly care
this website is a shitfest, if u block it all out u might as well just go to reddit lmao

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>>161025329
I have yet to see a male elezen player

>>161025519
cats don't count

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>>161025461

Is the trial version tied to my SE account or is it tied to the application? I just re-downloaded the demo and i want to know if i need a new account to play for the 14 free trial days.

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>>161025396
My family lives three thousand miles away and we decided to celebrate a mega Thanksgiving-Christmas holiday next month instead of everyone spending money to fly back and forth a bunch.

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>>161025461

>>161025630
Redowmload and install gentoo

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>>161025123
If you tempt me long enough I could fantasia back to my M Elezen, minus the highlights, or M Au Ra__.

>>161025630
It should be tied to the account

>>161025123
>males

gay

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>>161025123
Only during halloween.

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>>161025780
am i gonna have to show you who's boss of this gym

>>161025429
Go away renko

>>161025795
Oh hey, you dressed up as that one man with a sign on his head. I love that guy.

>>161025396
europeans exist too...

>>161025883

FUCK YOU

>>161025686
now post butt

>>161025960
Ylwell yea but they're already a gay disgrace, they can't even bully paks and ada off the board during their hours.

Guys, I miss Meria

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>>161025960
>tfw european

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>>161026043
no

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>>161026123
no don't do that

>>161026175
I would be thankful to you, today of all days!

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>>161026214
Yeah that image doesn't even make sense because we're nogunz lel

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Happy excuse to have Christmas dinner a month early, fellow Americans.

do americans get presents on thanksgiving or is that just on christmas?

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>>161026284
Only if you live in a western shithole lmao

>>161026352
just christmas

>>161026429
maybe the real present... is spending time with people you love

:)

>>161026416
Epp you.

>>161026352
We go out to indian reservations after dinner and hand the people there blankets. Then we laugh as they get upset.

why are male character players so clingy and weird

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>>161025123
hey

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>>161026553
Yes?

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>>161026572
give me a blanket i want to get comfy

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>>161025256
alright, that's less dangerous
>>161025295
ty for explaining things /hug

>>161026579
That's a funny way to say catgirl and lizards

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oh baby

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>>161025123
When I feel like it. Why does it matter?

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I don't understand

What did they do ?

>>161027160
Taught her how to be a real Corpse Dancer.

>>161027160
They didn't invite her to their birthday party.

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>>161027160
This is like, the second mention of gang rape I've seen in the game so far. The fact that she gets told to brush it off is alarming at best.

>>161026613
smeggies >w<

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>>161027287
Yeah, well, look at how she was dressed

Asking for it desu

>>161018095
Never

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>>161026613
this screenshot is making me feel nauseous!!!

eu sale when

>>161027587
EU is fucking always having a sale in the form of G2A

>>161027451
She was being taught how worthless her gc is

>>161026613
which shirt is this?

>>161026707
i'm the clingiest catgirl!

>>161027514
he should go back to using someone else's character data again LOL

>>161027757
rofl nice one

>>161027743
Second Place Eagles Shirt

;)

>>161026683
>tfw have to wait until next week to get my shire coat
Fuck I hate this game. I don't even care about stats, just want it because it's basically my ideal mage coat.

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>>161027514
please don't offend my best friends that is cuter + smarter than me

>>161027743
season 2 feast pvp coat

>>161027757
he is extremely handsome...

>>161027878
>>161027971
>pvp

lmao no thanks then

>>161027971
>neet damage control

>>161027971
:/

> Taking PVP in XIV seriously.

Wew.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvqMvxdZTVE

>>161027640
they increased the price of g2ashield to like £2.50. mayswell just get it off GMG, which is basically full price.

>>161027971
wtf i hate spuki now

>>161027487
;__;

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>>161027971
shut the FUCK up

>>161028095
>serious
>queue for 40 games and you get top 100
Real serious.

>>161026352
Not traditionally. The only holidays US people usually get presents are Christmas and, for some weird fucking reason, Easter.

On Easter it's not uncommon to get or give an easter basket filled with usually chocolate and other candy.

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Owo what's this?

>>161028095
what do you expect?
the guy has an exceptional case of autism

>>161028235
I love you spuki
I just want to hug you tightwhile pumping you full of semen

>>161028452
sheewoe kummes post

>>161028235

post sliders so I can clone you and slut it up in quicksand

>>161028095
> Taking Raids in XIV seriously.

Wew.

> Taking /XIVG/ seriously.

Wew.

>all those sluts who run around with a short coat and long boots for the ZR
Kill yourselves.

>>161028181
sorry...

>Chilling in my house.
>Set up an Orchestrion playlist.
>Turn on my game music to listen to it.
>Relaxed, idling and enjoying my house and music.
>Retainer finishes a venture and I call them back to reset it.
>BA BA DAAAAADUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DADADA
>DUH DUH DUUUUH

Is FFXIV general the worst general on /vg/?

I don't think I've ever clicked on a thread and actually seen discussion about the game. It's always some weird circle jerk of cucked waifu fags posting screenshots of their character their subconcious self inserts into.

It's sad. I feel bad for anyone actually interested in the game that comes here. You are all killing your game.

>>161028831
>Not wanting perfection on display

>>161028891
if people discuss the game it becomes "autism"

this it literally containment, just use it as a way to meet up with people that aren't normies and/or somewhat good, you'll have to weed out the losers, however

>>161028831
>Hating thighs
Thighs are gods gift.

>>161028891
Passerby here, while the general is most certainly not good, I've seen far worse shit on this board. You just have to know where to look.

>>161028838
No you're not...

>>161028891
>still pulling the discussion card
there is nothing to talk about, slutposting is a consequence of no mod banning avatarfags

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The state of this general is an abomination against the Lord.
As an agent of our Heavenly Father, and recipient of His word, I have come here
to bestow thine Lord's commandments, if thou would choose to not follow these most
Holy of commands, you are a heretic, and are a contributor to the state of this
general's current state of degeneracy and ERPosting. Behold, the Lord's Commands:

I: Thou shalt not avatar post.
II: Thou shalt not discuss sexual perversions, for these abominations have not an onze
of relevancy to the topic of Final Fantasy XIV, and only server to rot thine mind.
III: Thou shalt only discuss the game, Final Fantasy XIV, or any game relevant to the general,
including references to past Final Fantasy games, or any crossovers during the relevant time.
IV: Thou shalt not post inane comments of no substance or relevancy.
V: Thou shall strive to help thine's fellow Warriors of Light on their respective journies,
through constructive criticism, gameplay tips, and guides.
VI: Thou shall share any interesting or esoteric discoveries found while in-game. Including,
but not limited to hidden areas, exploits, or mechanics.
VII: Thou shalt not parse DPS.
VIII: Thou shalt not show signs of racial supremacy, we are all the Lord's children, and we are
all equal in His Divine gaze.
IX: Thou shalt not engage in sodomy, for it is an abomination on the heterosexual relationship
engineered and constructed by the Holy Father. This includes futanari, crossdressers, homosexuals,
any non-heterosexual or non male/female.
X: Thou shall instigate conflict with those who refuse to take the Lord's Holy Words into account.
Resorting to violence against heretics is not only permitted, but encouraged. We are not a religion of peace.

With that, I shall continue to preach the Heavenly Father's Word, as is mine duty and my passion, and the
Lord's Will to see that this general becomes great again. Praise the Lord.

>>161029171
forgot your trip

>>161029265
I sure did, thanks for the reminder. Peace and Prosperity be upon you.

>>161028891
look idiot its thanksgiving
i harbour the supprt that you want to hate people online noboby should take that away from you

but lets just take a break and give thanks for the humans, give thanks for what we are. you might come across people you detest or hate, and i respect that, nobody likes everyone, but lets give thinks for our own personal rights, our own personal values, just for one day, and be thankful

thhank you

>>161028891
i can think of at least three other worse ones off the top of my head

>>161028142
>>161027640

fuck it, bought it. UGH HERE WE GO AGAIN

>>161028891
It us up to posters with righteous thoughts and the willpower to purify this general. Make /xivg/ Great for Once.

I want to kiss Meria

>>161028995
>implying anyone that frequents this thread is any good at the game

All you degenerate prison gays do is jerk off over each others polygons

>>161029524
you'll have to defeat all her evil orbiters first

>>161029603
ok
*defeats no one because she doesn't have any*

>>161029524
Desires of this manner lead to thoughts of fornication. Cease at once. Surrender yourself to the Lord.

>>161029561
This was about playing/discussing the game
This thread does have good players, but people go as far as to shit on people for "using the thread as their personal lfg tool" when they ask for runs here. It's that bad.

>>161028831
Can't blame them when several full sets in game already have ZR to begin with.

>>161029650
lol

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>>161028452
thanks i suppose...

>>161028614
why not just make your own one? https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B1TbxuuPD5ELd29Xdlo0UEgtd2s

ready to die.

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>>161030239

>>161030239
hi beebe

>>161029896
I am going to make you into my retainer and dress you up in lewd clothes and you can't stop me.

>>161030364
Reporting people is Balmung's national sport. If it wasn't, a few posters from here would never have got banned, but honestly, people are literally watching and stalking, waiting for others to fuck up, just to report them.

>>161030364
hi fellow redditor

>>161030521

dae le reddit XD

Trying to play the demo after re-downloading it, but it wont let me select my square enix ID (its using my old one even after i deleted the program from my ps4) to change it to my new account.
Is this a glitch, or is this here to stop me from trying to play the demo again?

>>161030364
Table Cloth a cute, A CUTE

>>161029896
You're welcome, I wish i could EB you spuki, you would make the perfect waifumale to fill with love and affection.

>>161030364
>>161030650
what kind of name is table cloth

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>your only friend is mad at you and you don't know why
happy thanksgiving anons

>>161030820

He just wants to fuck and can't properly address his sexual frustration

sippin on some sizzurp sip sippin on some sip

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Who here watching Dallas kick Washington's ass while waiting on Thanksgiving dinner

>>161030820
probably something happened and he's just stressed and taking it out on you

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christmas c@

>>161030820
drop him

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>>161031005
post more butt

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slow day

>>161031058
please eb me

>>161031058
Christmas isn't until next month, Elk. Are you drunk again?

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boobe

or

butte?

>Catgirls are cookie cutter one dimensional sluts
>Lizardgirls are passive aggressive in the annoying way
>Midlanders look like PTSD rape victims
>Highlanders are ooga booga cavemen in drag
>Roes are mean Green unwashed peen ogres/brown sneggie niggs
>Elezen are Halones gift to mortals

>>161031321
bothe

>>161031321
penise

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Anyone on Balmung who hasn't stepped foot in savage want to try doing A9S today? I was thinking on doing an impromptu savage party to teach people A9S. Could also help people via raid finder if anyone wanted to set something up. We could use the xivg discord for comms too.

>>161031358
what is a sneggie

>>161031358
halone's gift to mortals is stuck up alien giraffes?

>tfw your EB gets mad at you for getting yourself a spot in a static

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>>161031268
my cat is way better than that

>>161031358
>Midlanders look like PTSD rape victims
no

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>>161031268
I've been celebrating christmas since last year though?

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>>161030934
I don't think that's it..
>>161031015
No I'm pretty sure it's me he hates
>>161031084
He's all I have

>>161031484
Why didn't you make a static with them

>>161031592
Timezones are a bitch when they're +12 hours ahead of you.

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tfw lagging

who tryna fug

>>161031502
is there a girlpenis hidden beneath that clothing?

>tfw I can't /pet elk any more

>>161031456
How's the raiding scene in balmung anon?
Gilgamesh basically makes me want to kill myself.

>>161031707
im tryna cum so post something

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>>161031726
no wtf

>>161031823
why not

The live letter is in just under 12 hours from now, right?

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>>161031870

>>161031852
you can easily get carried for 1 chest clears like the guy you replied to

>coordinated elktrash posting starts
im out

show me your best nin glamour so i can ninja it please

>>161032036
I should use this cat or what

>>161032036
>ywn have a loyal miqt to follow you to ends of the earth
why live

>>161031527

pm butt

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>>161031870

>>161031852
PF is active to say the least. I generally go into pugs and help 1 chest for people while teaching them the fights if applicable. Not sure what Gilgamesh is like but Balmung is definitely raiding 9-11 right now with some learning groups.

>>161030364
I saw you laying there yesterday. It was funny to see. People who can't look past a dead Lala on a table is taking their RP a tad bit serious.

But you don't need to make a counter report against someone making a report against you. That's just you bring childish. Blacklist and move on.

That's just what I think.

>>161032223
>croc

I'm no longer so sure

>>161031545
who is this

>>161031707
I'm tryna fug
But much later..

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>>161032191
like this?

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Reminder that Rum is officially a slut and that nobody stays pure forever!
Happy Thanksgiving!

>>161032254
Fuck that, if they're gonna be bitch babies about it they can eat an account flag themselves.

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at last spuki is mine

>>161032449
Who cares? It's Balmung

>>161032223
Was Evie a good lay? Asking for a friend.

>>161032473
I'm not going to tell you what to do. But I can guarantee you you won't get flagged for being dead on a table. lol.

>>161032515
evie is a good lay yes

>>161032487
>giving that psycho an axe
was nice knowing you

>>161032445
that got me hard, more please

>>161032449
>Balmung
no one was, is or ever will be pure over there, whether they show it or not

>>161032445

why are you bending over

>>161032487
that doesn't look like a very appropriate outfit for going out and chopping down trees

>>161032626
i am

Why do all these squadron niggers look dumb as shit?

Can I just accept them all then kick them when I find better ones?

>can't use WAR axes as hatchets for next level logging
shit game desu

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>>161032292
I'm sorry you feel that way
>>161032515
Can't vouch for what I haven't done anon
>>161032389
Are you a catboy..

>>161032580
its just a botany hatchet I doubt it can hurt me

>>161032668
she's only going to be foraging in my bushes

>>161032704
yes

>>161032680
you're a liar

>>161032853
am not

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>>161032449

>>161032827
Catgirl..

>>161032827
not them but frug my catboy

>>161032563
Sorry i'm not Table Cloth, I was just agreeing that people need to pull their own heads up their ass about their serious balmung roleplay. I just think if they're gonna be petty faggots they can get fagged right back.

Wait that doesn't sound right.

>>161031005
Happy Thanksgiving anon. However...
>>161031123
Do not listen to this man.

>>161031358
Racism is absolutely sinful. Cease at once.

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>>161031358
>Midlanders look like PTSD rape victims
lol

so what's the best parser for ffxiv? i know its technically against the rules but they take a fight club stance on it.

>>161032827
no mine

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>>161032515
>>161032827

uwu

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It is over...

>>161032904
You were supposed to walk the path of righteousness.
I believed in you.

>>161032831
That's like sayinga shove can't hurt you

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>>161032652
To make anon very happy!

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>>161032831
>she's only going to be foraging in my bushes

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>>161032365
A person

who is this

>>161033205
you arent making anyone happy with that ugly clone face of an already ugly ebin

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>>161033153
>female characters
>walking the path of righteousness
Found your problem.

>>161032827
You should lewd more
Not enough lewd lizards anymore
Plus your lizard gets my dick hard as fuck

>>161033249
your future bf now whos this

>>161033020
http://advancedcombattracker.com/

Do you like miqo'te...

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>>161033153
I must repent for my sins

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>>161032827
mumune a cute

>ippiki posting loli again

>>161033378
male ones are cute...

>>161033356
cheers bruh.

>>161033265
>Not enough lewd lizards anymore
That's because lizard players have dignity. They need to go back to their stupid ass grown man cat and quit bringing xaela down as a whole.

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>>161033347
Stop that anon

>>161033498
remember me... when you're at the top of fflogs...

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>>161032913
I know a lot of cats
>>161032923
>>161033093
I don't just frug any catboy..
>>161033265
But that takes effort and I'm bad at screenshots
Anon stop I'm blushing.. If you're on Balmung I can pose for you and you can take them yourself

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>>161033251
>Anon with the shit opinions

>>161032902
are too

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This is a bit of a long shot, but maybe you guys know what I'm talking about.
I'm looking for a one-page comic, fairly old now. In it 2 mithras in school uniforms are chatting, and one says they're going "freestyle" while her skirt lifts like she has a boner. She was only playing with her tail, though.

Anyone know this one or where to find it?

>>161033108
congrats you're autistic

>>161033726

Can I hang out with you and get to know you and be your friend too

>>161033726
Can i pump my cock for you while i watch you dress up in slutty outfits for me?Will you talk like a lewd slut while you pose for me and help me cum?

if only you knew how bad things were

>>161033980
>>161034093
I want to see both these anons doing these things at the same time

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>>161033860

no but I have this

>>161033576
why
dont you want a bf

But I still love you

>>161034253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee925OTFBCA

>>161034160

don't group me up with that degenerate

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>>161033551
>dignity
Only if that's how they call their member.

>>161032831
>an axe
>for foraging in your bushes
Looks like you'll lose your dignity.

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>>161034160
Go take a cold shower.

>>161034160
I want to do that with you too you know
Your slutty green haired cat always makes my dick diamonds

STOP MAKING MY SUBRACE LOOK LIKE SLUTS WE ALREADY HAVE IT BAD ENOUGH WITH THE PISS DRINKING HORSE FUCKING SLURS. WE DON'T ALSO NEED RAEN SLUT SLURS TOO. FUCK OFF!

>>161033859
no

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>>161034175
Well I appreciate it, thanks.

I probably have it saved somewhere, several times even.

>>161034367
I have to work for black friday later tonight, saving that for then so I'm awake as my life possibly flashes before my eyes, I said it more so just because of the contrast of anon's intentions would be humorous grouped together
>>161034384
t-thanks

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>>161033980
Yes but I'm a shitty friend and person
>>161034093
I mean I guess

>>161034527
>Yes but I'm a shitty friend and person
word

>>161034549

calm down elk

>>161033487
Do you like sunseeker girls...

>>161034527

Would you be friends with an alt? My main is on another server ;-;

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>>161034221
I want a friend not a boyfriend

>>161034927
Good. Sodomy only serves to corrupt the mental-fabric of the enacter. Praise the Lord.

>>161034996
Hey. You. Stop trying to make Primals.

>>161034927
no you dont
drop them and be my bf now. you want to be happy right?????

>>161034996
i saw you sodomizing a lala the other day though

>>161034527
Damn i wish i had a character on balmung, maybe someday I'll get an alt on there and send you a message if you're still up for it.

>>161034468
>t-thanks
Thank you been fapping to you pretty much daily ever since you started slutposting, my dick loves you <3
Are you really as big of a cumslut as everyone says you are?

>>161035068

i'll be your bf anon

>>161035057
I am making no such attempts.

>>161035076
Do you have proof of this?

>>161034773
I guess
>>161035080
Ok

>>161035080
no not really, that said I'm lewder than most here when I decide to be

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This seems like a fun fanta

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>>161035068
I do, but friends would make me happiest anon, believe me!

>>161035278
>Discount banda

>>161035215
You can't fool me buddy, I know people trying to make Primals when I see 'em.

Who is the easiest lay in xivg? Looking for a quick shag

>>161035291
what server r you on anon
i need friends

>>161035369

Any ERP alt in Balmung Quicksand

>>161035369
PST Liora Nae'blis

>>161035369
your mom

>>161035369
Your search is futile. Please cease posting posts of this manner at once.

>>161035369
mumu

>>161035080
he has a boyfriend
youre tearing their relationship apart

>>161035265
I figured i really want to rail that cute little green cat as hard i possibly could until i fill you up inside, but i guess I'll just have to keep pumping my dick to your pictures every time you get me hard.

>>161035337
banda is hideous

>>161035618
>he

>>161035291
be my bf

>>161035278
Do it.
That's cute af.

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>>161035464
What's your deal? Dude wants a good deal on carpets.

>>161035369
Akryn Vae. Do her from behind!

>>161035926

Right in the bussy?

>>161035791
go to bed red

>>161035791
/pet

>>161035369
Mado, just tell them you are up for babyplay. Or just be an Elezen.

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Nice.

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>>161035382
Gilgamesh

>>161035725
be my friend instead

>>161036214
I just woke up an hour ago, I don't have to sleep for another hour (in the sunbeams).

>>161036402
hjhygddchg

>>161035703
yes and if you want to know what he sounds like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVJ4zZiIZ1M

>>161036556
Where can I find you?

How do I stop hoarding armors? I literally cannot stop. Every fucking slot of my 2 retainers is stuffed with green armor I might use later in some glam maybe probably not but I cannot bring myself to throw them out. I need them though I might use them. End my life.

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>>161036790
Wear each one continuously for a week. You'll either agree that you like it and store it again, or realize it's actually kinda fucking ugly and just get rid of it.

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>>161034430
Good luck with the search

>>161036787
send me a tell, Shirou Kuma

i want to disappear

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Post cutelanders

>>161037048
Then disappear, Androna.

>>161037048
Get in line.

>>161037195
wrong person

>>161037248
LOL what are you talking about I'm never wrong. Come on man just admit it.

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Summoning best cat

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>>161037396
Yes hi?

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>>161037048
play ninja

>>161037487
literally who

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>>161036787
I logged off for today, but sometimes I'm in Limsa.

>>161037396
trashy work