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Thighs of Steel Edition, in which we post things in Overwatch that we're thankful for

>Developer Update - Symmetra Changes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elN-QGyToxM [Embed]

>Blizzard Crushing November-anon's Hopes and Dreams
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752185714

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Official Website and Community
https://playoverwatch.com
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/

>Latest Patch Notes (Live)
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752215318

>Overwatch Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://overbuff.com/
http://masteroverwatch.com

>Competitive Info
http://gousgamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

Old Bread: >>160998515
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I fantasize about getting fucked in the ass while playing Mercy and dressed up as Mercy.
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pharah and junkrat explosive dmg needs a nerf
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Best
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> tfw Dva is borderline OP
> tfw I can't pick Winston anymore without someone telling me to pick Dva instead

Winston is criminally underrated. What changes would you guys suggest that wouldn't break him?

Here's some ideas i've got:
> slight damage upgrade to his tickle cannon (maybe 3-5 more dmg per tick)
> increase his melee damage slightly
> make his shield CD start when he drops it (instead of starting when the shield is destroyed/removed)
> alternatively, make his shield absorb more damage
> change 100-150 of his HP to armor

The main issue i see with Winston right now is that his dps is slightly too low. Mercy's heal COMPLETELY negates his single target damage. Since she got that recharge buff and her mobility is still pretty decent, she's a lot harder to kill for a Winston. However, you can't give Winston too much of a damage increase because it would obviously be too strong against groups.
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>pick 76/dva/ana/genji
>win

This game just keeps getting worse, it's gonna die by next year at this pace
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>>161020902
This is some b.net tier shitposting.
Are you going to say nerf Pharah and that Hanzo is the most broken hero in the game too?
Winston doesn't need buffs.
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>>161020902
>d.va is borderline op
t. bronze
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You did get that top 500 spray, didn't you /owg/? You're not trying to say that you're bad at the game or something?
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M O M M Y
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>>161021189
some good feedback and suggestions, thanks.

And i was saying, compared to his counter part, Winston is relatively weak in almost every area. Why pick Winston over Dva now? He brings very little to the table that Dva doesnt do, and she does almost all of it better
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>>161021384
>he didn't get grandmaster

lol!
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>>161020772
>Not keeping toys around while playing
How do you expect to perform well or climb ranks, Anon?
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>>161021368
>not knowing how amazing D.va is now
t. unranked
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>ranked is over
>have to play week against silver accounts and i get teams with brand new players
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You know how sometimes when the defending enemy team wipes yours, they'll go to your spawn to try to delay you as long as possible?

What if you played with an offensive symmetra, got ult on her, hid her in the middle of the map, then let them teamwipe you

Then when they go to your spawn the symmetra puts tele on the objective and you all go through
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>>161021406
Seriously not.

This is what you don't know, because you're bad- Winston is a hero with very very strong performance at high ranks. Winston and D.Va don't fight for the same spot on a team, so comparisons between the two is dumb.
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>>161020902
>Mercy's heal COMPLETELY negates his single target damage.
For the last time, if you're playing Winston you have to deal with the Mercy, not with the guy that's being healed by her.
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>>161020606
delet this, Jesse is pure.
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Why are they so fucking scared of buffing sombra.

Ana was insane except for her healing and everyone knew that so they buffed her healing one week in.
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>>161020787
I fucking love that qt blueberry.
>tfw no Smugberry to sniff her butt
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What's a good pro match to watch on pure entertainment value
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How the fuck do you headshot with Widowmaker, everything moves way too fucking fast.
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>>161021979
adjust mouse slower so you can keep pace with moving heads
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>>161021979
this > >>161022010

my zoomed in sens is 17 with 800dpi
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>>161021919
Nobody is asking for Sombra buffs but a very small minority (it's all about who's vocal to blizzard).

ex: Genji's only nerf was an animation cancel and 25% duration off his ultimate, which was then followed by buffing his attack speed during his ultimate by 20% because genji mains screamed a storm on their forums.

Nobody is screaming a storm for buffs for a blinking, invisible, shitty mexican memepunk hacker
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>>161021916
>spends youth, the most hormones filled time, near prime morrison, reyes and amari
>pure

yeah, I don't think so. The question isn't who fucked him, but rather who fucked him the most
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The way Ana says her ult now sounds retarded, it's all slow an shit.
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>tfw you figure out reapers spray pattern
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>>161022010
>>161022078
>>161021979
ignore the people saying you need a low sensitivity to track heads. this is a meme, it tires your arm out and makes your aim less responsive in the long run. you want to aim with your fingers/wrist instead, so increase your sens and lower your FOV if you have to. for general guideline you want to be able to 180 with just your wrist and fingers.
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>>161022141
>Nobody is asking for Sombra buffs but a very small minority
?
Literally everyone is asking for buffs, have you seen the forums or this thread
Even reddit is bitching
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>>161021404

>Mercy feet
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>>161018771
that seems sub gold even

This is more like gold to me
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>>161022329
>tfw finally figured out Tracer's spray pattern
I'm unstoppable.
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>>161022404
the pros don't. I've actually seen prosa saying that she's good on defense, CP in particular, and will probably see use in tournaments once people get the hang of her
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>>161022517
The pros DO think her gun needs damage and that her health packing hacking needs counterplay
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>they didn't design Lucio's kit so that you have two or more notes and can place those notes in three slots in different orders and then play for different effects

Such shame.

Also;
>no different burst rhythms from the weapon for different songs
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Will Overwatch be on sale during Christmas?

Having trouble deciding whether to wait for Christmas or not.
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>attacking on Temple of Anubis
>all the health-packs around the last point are constantly hacked by the opponents
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>>161022434
Mercy's everything.
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>>161022580
Don't fall for the Origins Edition meme. Doesn't worth the extra 20 paper at all. UNless you really care about cosmetics and other Blizzard game's cosmetics and shit.
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>>161022568

>Invoker in an FPS

Sounds like a clusterfuck
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>>161021963
Boxer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jen46qkZVNI
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>>161022580
You may want to get it now to start getting money for Christmas skins.
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any leaked christmas skins ?
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>>161022709
if its so complicated he could have two notes and a total of three or four combinations

would be better than "pick speed aura and wallride while shooting in general direction of enemy: the hero"
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>>161022746
Probably won't be any kind of leaks until one of the console stores put the boxes up early again
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OY VEY why did the goyim not tell me about sombra's spray pattern
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>>161022709
Ah fuck off, they could have made Lucio way, WAY more interesting to play, the potential of a hero based on music and shit was great.
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So many cuties
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=60088985
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>>161022787
>>161022932

You have to remember this game's also on console, for PC that sounds fine, not so much on a controller. So they won't do it.
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>tfw you finally figure out McCree's spray pattern
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>>161022787
>pick speed aura and wallride while shooting in general direction of enemy: the hero
Kind of off point but, there are heroes that can be summarized way worse than this.
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>>161022994
How long before they just drop the console version?
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>getting spammed by junkrat from across the map

When are they going to add fall off dmg to the fucking grenades? This is fucking bullshit.
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>Be me
>be plat scrub
>need 50 SR to be diamond pro mlg 420 no scope
>get back from work thinking i'll get my diamond
>season ended
fuck you blizz
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>>161023072
>tfw you finally figure out reinhardt's spray pattern
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>>161023135
>complaining about free ult charge for your zarya and healers
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Does anyone know what pic related is?

I was playing a bunch of 3v3 and this suddenly appeared under my name/player icon.

There is also an exclamation mark on every gamemode.
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>>161023135
>grenades coming from miles away
>you're still too stupid to dodge
Idk senpai maybe you deserve it
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>playing offseason games
>it puts me against lower ranked players than I'd ordinarily see
>some platinum genji and his duoq friend produce this nugget of gold
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>>161021923
Please do not disrespect the smugberry with such lewd desires
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>>161023135
Yes, let's nerf one most the memest heroes. Good idea.
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>>161023228
You're a quiter, get fucked
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>>161021384
I know a level grind when I see one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAxZVZgpmI0

Still, I did place much higher than I thought I would, so I'm happy with that
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So guys what happens when i play competitive now?
will some sort of hidden rank increase or what?
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How does it feel knowing your game only exists because TF2 is dead and Blizzard will let it die in a year?
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>>161023312
But what if I want to hug the smug?
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>>161023309
Can they not see rank and game hours?
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>>161023309
>getting so triggered by match chat that you have to post about it in your clubhouse
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When's this being fixed?
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>>161023497
Obviously they can, cause one of them commented on him being top 500
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>>161023309
>has to play babygames to get hackusations
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>>161022678
>>161022734

I've heard Blizzard putting their games on sales is a rare occurrence. Is that true? And will such rarity occur during Christmas times?
Of course, I don't expect you to predict future, but regarding Blizzard's past, is there a chance of it happening at all?
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>>161023453
1 year of fun hours
fuck you nigger
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>>161023309
>switch to your best character right after they hackcuse you, to stir the pot further
hue
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Guys, I wanna fug my strike commander. What do? Pic related is him
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>>161023332
oh lmao, leaver penalty

well idk what blizz expected. I joined on the same game that was 0:2 5 times in a row, I'm only playing this mode for the loot boxes so it's not like there was any point playing that out. especially since it was a symmetra sitting in a corner vs 2 opponents.
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>>161020658
>season is over
>join some QP games on the PTR
>everyone is having good laughs
>no salt and tears
>everyone cheers for cool POTGs and compliments each-other

I-is this the magic of... fun? WTF I hate competitive now.
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>>161023657
I got hackusations way more than in Overwatch when I played Titanfall 2 though.
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>>161023532
I thought "Hook v2.0" was in the works atm.

Anyone with more info?
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What the fuck is happening, lately Genji feels kinda useless, I've doing more work with Reaper,McCree and even fucking Pharah now.
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Reminder sombra is just another symmetra
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I mainly play Torbjorn now (Cause I'm terrible at aiming), and no I won't give you armour.

Armour is for myself! I need it as a pseudo health pack for myself or just cause I like the extra 75 hp. So if you manage to steal my armour pack before I can get it you're lucky. Otherwise....

Screw you, my armour pack!

Sincerely,

A Selfish Torbjorn.
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>>161023394
Anyone?
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I should have gotten symmetra's golden gun in season 1. The reactions are priceless
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>>161023824
>be mccree main
>play with revolver in other games
When being a onetrick goes too far...
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>>161023312
It really annoys me she don't have that cool spider vision from "Alive" when scoped in. You know the one where she sees her surroundings in those tiny spider eyes from her visor-helmet thing.
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>>161023824
>tf2 isn't a babygame
>servers are still like 12 tick
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>>161023824
>McLucio.webm
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>>161023495
Hugging is fine. Amelie is for love not for lewds
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>Sombra wannabes in comp just about disappearing
>Check out the new Symmetra guys :-)

Although new Symmetra might actually be powerful enough even when played by shitters
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>>161023973

Post a picture
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>>161023295
I didn't said i was getting fucked by it. It's more annoying than a actual issue mainly if you're reinhardt.
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>>161023871
reminder that Sombra was banned during quaterfinals
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>when you finally figure out lucio's spray pattern
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>>161022329
>tfw you figure out zarya's spread pattern
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>>161023663
I think it was on sale not long ago.
You could try looking in CD Key sites.
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I was being damage boosted by witch mercy, and shooting had this affect on tracer? Has anyone seen this? Does this have an effect on anyone else?
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When you finally figure out Reinhardt's spray pattern
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>>161024212
>when you finally figure out Junrat's death grenade spray pattern
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>>161024278
never seen but maybe i dont pay attention
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>>161024089
amelie is for coldhearted murder and nothing else, get the fuck off my waifu you disgusting fucks
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>>161021404
>>161022634
HNNNGHHH mommy my dick hurts!
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>>161023797
You need to make your move in time or you are gooing to regret it later...
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>>161024105
When she wants to shoot the monk upside down (another feature she should have) and she sees the incoming Tracer from her side cameras.
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>>161024397
>my waifu
She's mine though.
Back off!!!!???!
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>>161024278
What effect? One clipping people?
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>>161024557
I think they mean the lightning coming out of the guns. Then again I barely play Tracer so what do I know.
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>>161024526
the best part is that the poison spider thing is actually a camera with legs.
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>>161024532
oy gevalt hands off
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>>161024532
That tummy
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>Love Widow
>Absolute dogshit at aiming with a sniper
;_: anyone else? I never play her, I'm so shit.
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>>161024718
>im bad at clicking
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>>161024718
If you don't play her you'll never git gud
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>>161024465
Doctor's orders!
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>>161024532
>>my waifu
>She's mine though.
>Back off!!!!???!
Anterior pelvic tilt
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>>161024770
I'm honestly really shit at FPS, which is why I play this since I can actually do good while being a complete casual when it comes to this. But its worst with snipers.
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>>161024532
The best thing in that pic isn't the ass or tits but the belly
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>>161024787
>no mommy Mercy to relief yourself in
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>>161024787
>>161025015
oh mommy!
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>3v3
>someone instalocks Ana
>can't aim for shit
>just lets the team die while she is on the back
>by on the back I meant she was on the spawn door the whole game
>decide to check his rank
>gold with 300 hours on ana (on s2 only)

why
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>>161024894
Play Hanzo and spam in your enemy's general direction.

Eventually people will walk into your meme logs and get instakilled because what apparently hit them in the chest qualified as a headshot.

And if all else fails just shoot your E at the ground for free kills when it's off cd.
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>>161024718
The world doesn't meed any more Widowmakers, good or bad.
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>>161025167
>Play Hanzo
Anon plz... If anything I'll practice Widow in brawl. I dont want to touch hanzo at all.
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>>161024510
how do I know when the time is right? Also, what if someone finds out? It's against regulations, I'm pretty sure
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>>161025167
>t. not even bronze because too ADD to finish a comp game
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>>161025167
>get shot in my lower leg
>headshot
>arrow hits the wall next to me
>headshot

Wish blizzard didn't rip off cuntsman and turned it into a fucking class.
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can someone post some sombra
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>>161021892
I know, but with Mercy's insane regen she can negate your damage if shes jumping around between allies well
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>>161024672
>>161024931
>tummyposting

Stop, you already ruined the autistic alphabet games general.
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>>161025389
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>>161025301
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>>161025389
>tfw so intelligent is actually a DPM(damage per minute) hero
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>>161025167
hanzo has one of the highest skill floors, stop recommending him to newcomers.

why do you think people constantly rage at hanzo players? it's because most players are bad with him (because he is difficult to be good with) and turn the game into a 5v6.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVatJLWB96M
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buff the hog
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>>161025491
If Hanzo was actually as good as trashcans like you think he is then he would be part of the meta.
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>>161025416
I have no idea what that means
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>>161025480
indian innovation?
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>>161024787
sauce
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>>161025569
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>playing 3v3
>2-0
>someone on the enemy team leaves
>kicks everyone out of the game
>happens way too often
nice game blizztards
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> tfw pubstomp with Hanzo
> can't play him in Comp because i'm not Masters tier with him

Should I buy his golden bow just for the BM pubstomping potential?
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>>161025676
Just make a smurf, main him there, and get a golden bow S3.
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>Play 1v1 for the first time
>Draw first game
>Win next three
>He leaves

Is this going to be how it plays out every time?
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>>161025676
either that or get the symmetra golden gun, she will be the next big pubstomper
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>>161023942
>being an fps one-trick pony makes you good at fps games
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>>161025521
These are my favorite part of every thread
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>>161025569
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Does off-season still five you points for the Golden Guns?
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rate my comp stats
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>>161025569
>thought i knew what was happening
>that ending
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>>161025591
The thing about Hanzo is this:

People who are good enough to play him to his full potential are in the SR range where people are good enough to counter him reliably, making him a sub-par pick.

People who play him at a low SR, aren't good enough to play him worth a shit, making him a sub-par pick.

Hanzo's not bad, but most baddies can't play him well and the ones that can play him well play at a skill level where people will actually deal with him.
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>>161025894
it gives you literally nothing, not even exp.
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>>161024532
She looks so crooked and messed up. What is wrong with her spine?
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>3v3
>someone picks winston
>just jumps on the enemy and dies at the beginning of the game

Am I missing something here?
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>>161025569
What the fuck is even going on
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I love Hana.
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>>161021404
>feet

Barefoot hero when?
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>it's a symmetra match on 1v1
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>>161025750
That's the other character i've been debating. I've already got like 30 hours on Symmetra and pubstomping with her is still pretty easy. Might be stuck with her gun since she will actually be viable in comp
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>>161025948
If you can't counter Hanzo you also can't counter Pharah, Junkrat or Bastion and don't really deserve an opinion on balance and should instead be focusing on how to stop being so shit.
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>>161025167
I have no idea what you are talking about, Hanzo players are extremely skilled at the game and their character requires supreme precision.
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>>161026108
All the arcade gamemodes are shit
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>>161022568
Wow, why are the thighs and ass so good in Overwatch? I wish Blizzard wasn't so fucking pussy, we could have some truly sexy official costumes and art.
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>>161024718

Practice in 3v3, you aren't effecting any real games and you get to shoot at real players. Unless you're absolute fucking ass, most people won't mind since it's over in about 5 minutes.
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>>161026108
most fun matchup next to rein 1v1
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>>161026057
so colorful :3
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>>161026153
All projectiles have that hitbox. Mei can do the exact same thing, Mercy can do that, in the time Hanzo fully draws an arrow Widow could have clicked on his head with full charge twice.
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>>161025750
>E buffed but nerfed in a way
>+2m on m1 that still only activate at 5m
>+4 sentries that still get one shot
>+75 shield on ulti that will most likely be destroyed within the 1st 30 seconds of being placed by a dva, sombra or tracer.
I'd say she isn't that stronger but then, most pugs are shit.
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>>161026160
1v1 is fun
3v3 is boring
Mystery heroes is usually fine
Now all they need to do is let people choose what brawl they want to play instead of queuing for 3 minutes for We're all soldiers now and it'll be playable
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>Playing symmetra for hours during open beta is the reason I bought the game
>She's shit once people aren't brain dead
>tfw she might not be 100% dog shit.
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>>161026221
>micro bikinis and slut skirt open thighs wear never
why can the mmo koreans and japan people do it but not america ;____;
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What is the best skins to be stealthy?

Yeah I know you're outlined in red but...
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>>161026395
I got full mccrees 3 times in row I suck at mccree
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>Try Arcade since season is over
>try 1v1
>didn't read properly and thought I could chose
>oh god I never paly this... murdered
>new round starts, what the fuck
>another hero I never play, murdered
>thsi repeats for several time
Today I learned that playing the same 2-3 characters since the game was released might have been a mistake. Hell, when it came to Ana and McCree I had to literally open the fucking menu to look at what key is what.

Fuck
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>Defending point
>Turn around
>Entire team has disappeared
>They all either ran off or got destroyed by a single reaper
QP was a mistake
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>>161025140

The only time I get mad in 3v3 is when someone that can't kill for shit keeps picking a dps. You did fuck all with 76 this time and the last time, STOP PICKING HIM.
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>>161026074
Sombra has skin tight socks/leggings.
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>>161026395
>1v1 is fun
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>>161026485
mainers BTFO
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>>161026274
no actually she couldn't

he'd already be dead
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>>161026128
What in the fuck are you talking about? Where did I say I couldn't deal with a Hanzo?

And countering a Junk/Pharah/Bastion is way different than countering a Hanzo lol. Send a Winston after a Hanzo and he will be fine, Send a Winston against a Bastion and he's fucked. Send a soldier/McCree after a Pharah/Junk and they will be fine, Send a soldier/McCree after a Hanzo and they will get fucked (of course they could outplay the Hanzo and win 1v1 but we are assuming same skill level).

I think you're just assmad from getting bumfucked by friendly Hanzos in your shit rank
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>>161026485
Ana isn't on 1v1.
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>>161026537
I need this!!
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>lose 7 games in a row today
>enough. I will not automatically leave any game that is rigged and an auto loss
>have a 250 match leaver penalty

It's gonna keep growing. I'm not going to let this game waste my fucking time with bullshit, predetermined losses. If it wants anyone to stay, it'l start fucking match making properly.

I wish I could punish blizzard. $50 fine every time they have a rigged match.
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>queue for 3v3
>backfill losing 0-2
>quit
>queue again
>backfill another 0-2 match
i want to die
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>>161026561
>mainers
I mean, I dont just play ONE character. However, I play like one per type (tank/offense, etc.)
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>>161026493
>when you play like absolute garbage but the enemy team plays even worse
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Would you like to be a Sombra friend?
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>>161026594
Hanzo is by far the most easily countered hero in the game, he can't even duel a competent Ana
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>Mercy allowed in 3v3
>Ults allowed in 3v3

>>161026651
where'd you get that webm of me
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>playing Roadhog for the first time ever
>60% hook accuracy card

That hog is some bullshit.
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>>161026603
possible. After a few rounds I took the time to go look at each hero's moved set in practice. Maybe I remember Ana from there.

But I do remember for sure looking at fucking McCree moves of all people.
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>>161026283
Symmetra will be insanely strong with a coordinated team.

People seem to think you're supposed to place all of those turrets at the choke instead of leaving them around the choke/flanks as wards.
Add in that moving shield and the increased range (which is actually a big deal) and she will be very, very annoying in the right hands
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>>161025616
The roguelike general is filled with tummy posting, I don't know how letters bumping into other letters managed to attract anime belly posting but it became a meme over there.
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>total mayhem
>enemy harambe literally flying across hollywood spamming hello

Nothing in the game has made me laugh harder than this, I was actually wiping back tears just because it looks so ridiculous.
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I literally hate this game
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>>161026727
who are you
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>>161026813
the mccree

it's a joke because I'm garbage at this game

fuck genji
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Mei, Genji and Hanzo were mistakes.
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>>161026660
not really, but i'd be reaper's friend
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>>161026763
I agree very much with this
We'll see a lot of Symmetra play and the meta will jump into a realm we've never seen before

Weird things like, Pharah being played and single tank meta even.
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>>161026892
These, Bastion, and Widowmaker.
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>>161026791
My sides fucking hurt, that fucking mccree was pulled from behind the fucking building.
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>>161026892
I firmly believe if you remove all of them the game would improve ten fold.
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>>161026675
> cant duel a competent Ana
> she takes 3 hits to kill him
> It only takes 1 shot (2 if body) to kill her

Unless the Hanzo is incompetent, he should win that fight. But it seems like you're dead set on comparing a bad hanzo v. a skilled (insert character here) to try and make your point.
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>>161027035
All Hanzo players are incompetent
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>>161026791
>tfw 90% of my deaths as tracer is shit like this
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>>161026791
>of course, this makes perfect sense!
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>>161026791
Reminds me of yesterday
>On attack, temple of Anubis
>trying to go from the right side of the last point to catch a junkrat while outside of my mech (he was almost dead)
>Get beartrapped because I'm blind apparently
>Bracing for grenade in the face
>Friend's Roadhog walk thourgh me
>Opposing Roadhog comes at the corner at the same time
>I get hooked and die
>on replay you can see the hook go THROUGH my friend's roadhog to pull me instead
What the actual fuck
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What's the new Frogston voice like when you respawn? I can't make it out.

"I feel like i've got the...?"
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>>161026892
>doesn't mention ana

>>161027035
Hanzo has exactly 1.5 seconds to kill her, he needs to land a headshot on the smallest hero in the game with a jank hunched hitbox and Ana can bodyshot for full damage.

I wonder who wins?
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>>161026872
don't worry, look on the bright side of life, atleast you aren't getting killed by a plat genji who literally played his first game as him
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>>161027072
Roughly 80% of my deaths as Lucio are shots that weren't aimed for me. Of them, at least half are Roadhog hooks.
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>>161020658
>Thighs of Steel Edition, in which we post things in Overwatch that we're thankful for
I'm thankful for D.va and her mech, which is really fun to play
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>>161027164
KEK
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>>161027164
On the flip side I've seen a lot of Genji players somehow fail
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i'm thankful for the heal hitboxes on ana's gun being so fucking huge so i don't have to aim.
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Is sombra a virgin? Nobody likes her, she's got no friends and also she spends too much time on computers
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>>161027203
>he thinks women can be heroes in the gurren lagann universe or use spiral energy
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>>161021892
Megaten memes in my Overwatch!?!?!?!?
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>>161027164
>that dash
>those desperate swings
>that fucking range
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>>161026074
Sauce?
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does anyone else feel like they win more often when they simply don't care about winning

like whenever i go torb, sym, or bastion as joke picks often see myself winning, usually going into golds. my winrate for those heroes is way better than it is for characters like rein and ana
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>>161027149
The one who can kill the other in 1 hit.

Thats not even factoring in Scatter Arrows. I will concede that it is very difficult and the Ana can bother the Hanzo enough to make him momentarily retreat, but the Hanzo still has to expose himself for far too long in a 1v1 to be killed by Ana (Assuming full HP). Hanzo has two ways of 1 shotting her, Ana has to catch the Hanzo off guard to win that fight
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>>161027281
i bet she blackmailed reaper into taking her virginity
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>>161027281
>she's got no friends
Reaper and Widowmaker are her friends, anon~
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>>161027258
I feel like that second swing really should have killed you
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>>161027164
My Genji looks similar to this desu. I'm terrible.
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Anyone with the PTR: does Sombra have new emotes like a sit or laugh? Or is it only the boop?
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Why do baddie TF2 players think that ultimates are insta-win

Especially when they have Ubercharge that works effectively the same way
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>>161027258
they are a stupid bunch
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>>161027345
Seriously post your rank, I'd like to see in what world Hanzo beats Ana.
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>>161027281
Sure, not like theres anything wrong with being one

Shes like 20 or something
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>>161027362
But Mercy cut Gabriel's dick off. She even keeps it as a trophy
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>>161026660
get this nigger verison out of here
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>>161027281
>sex is everything in life

r9k get the fuck off my board
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>>161027493
30
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>>161027164
THIS IS GENJI'S SKILL FLOOR EVERYONE

HE TAKES SKILL!
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>>161027135
>tfw you'll never be as skilled as roadhog players
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>>161027667
>that panic invis where you pray they miss all their shots

i hate that feeling

sombra feels very unsatisfying at times
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>use d.va ulti on point
>they all hide behind a pillar/payload
>use d.va ulti on a corridor with my team in one side and my exploding mech behind the team
>reinhardt out of fucking nowhere
>coming soon, symmetra spamming barriers

I just gave up to use d.va ulti as a kill method, i just use it to make people gtfo from the payload/point. Wish that at least the payload didn't block it.
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>>161026464
>What is the best skins to be stealthy?
Anything that doesn't have shiny, metallic surfaces on the armor.
Skins that are some dull shade of gray or tan are usually good. Paler skins seem to work better than darker skins.
Honestly, the best way to know which skins to use is to make a mental note any time that you have a harder time picking out an enemy target because of their skin. You want to make enemies have to look at what you're having a hard time seeing.

The ability to camouflage yourself well also depends a lot on the map, but you can pick some skins for certain characters if you know that they're going to spend more of their time in a certain environment.
Like for Pharah, go with Raptorion.
It's pale blue. The sky is pale blue. Players have to look up to see you, and you'll blend in with the sky (to some extent).
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>>161023574
>but won't be nearly as useful on attack.

Say what? Being able to wear them down due to their shitty spawn time and distance to get back in the game while outlasting them with everyone having +75 shields or people trying to go deep to take out the generator is MEGA helpful
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>>161027726
>Hit by a stray 76 shot from across the map that knocks about 2 HP from you
>Completely revealed
>Can't escape because my teleporter dried up a second earlier

Sombra's fun as fuck but really needs some buffs
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>>161027486
Floating around mid-high diamond, doesn't matter if you believe me or not.

Again, you're still trying to justify your logic based on bad Hanzo v. Skilled (character). His skill ceiling is incredibly high, and i'm assuming this discussion is regarding players near the respective ceiling caps. Of course an average/bad hanzo vs. average/bad (character) will drastically change the fight because of how precise Hanzo must be, but at the top tier you have to assume the Hanzo has that precision
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>>161027469
I believe the issue is that the uber is one ultimate that is placed onto a class and user is lost on death WHILE overwatch ults are available to every hero and progress can be stored after death
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>leave 16 games in a row
>after deciding to leave after 10 losses in a row
>have 277 matches to finish with exp penalty
>>
I feel like all this Symmetra is overpowered talk will end up in the same dumpster all the Sombra is overpowered posts are.
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>>161027895
wew lad 2bh
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>>161027667
i have mixed feelings about roadhog
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Is it autism /owg/?
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>>161027890
The best hanzo in the world is still going to get shit on by an Ana of equal skill. The matchup is horrible

Her sleep dart is a Hanzo arrow with no drawback that doesn't need to headshot and has even less drop.
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>>161028043
ban this player
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>>161027889
They need to turn her into the tf2 spy where you reveal where you're if you bump/get shot but your cloak goes on.
Maybe a 2 second visibility time if shot when cloaked but after that you keep going invisible by the rest of the duration of your cloak.
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>>161027954
>/owg Theoretical Department claimed that Sombra is OP before her release
>>
Can someone convince me to buy this? I tried it during the free trial over the weekend and it was fun, but since I'm not really into fps I wonder just how long it would hold my interest.
>>
>tfw 5% skill rank
it hurts
I'm trying to get gud, but qp doesn't seem to be helping much. What do?
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>>161027523
he's constantly regenerating, anon. Doesn't matter if his dick was cut off. It's as good as new now
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>>161027954
different points in the timeline
before playable sombra hit PTR, /owg/ said she was gonna be cancer OP
after playable hit PTR, /owg/ developed into saying she's garbage
Symmetra is playable on PTR, /owg/ thinks pretty highly of her
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>>161028043
>this is the type of player who produces quality chat content like this
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>>161028160
I literally don't know.
If you can just aim and position and be aware and not waste time, you get to diamond.
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>>161028043
These are the people who cry when Blizzard fixes the bugs that allow Genji to do retarded things like ledge dashing because it requires "skill"
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>>161028160
literally practice
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>>161028263
kek
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>>161024278
Damage boosted guns now have the electricity effect on the barrels ever since the Sombra patch.
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>>161028043
> people with hundreds and hundreds of hours in Quick Play
> 0 time in Comp
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>>161028416
really makes you think huh? he has to be a pro genjo after almost 200 hours.. r-right?
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>>161028116
Do you have friends that play or will play with you? If not then it'll probably just be your flavor of the month game.
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tf2
>high skill movement like c-tap, air pogo or speed jumps
>9 likeable male classes with a shit ton of different weapons allowing for hundreds of different playstyles
>server browser that lets you choose the map you want to play on
>high skill custom game modes such as jump_ or surf_ that teach you important game mechanics
>tr_walkway to practice air shots
>2 high mobility classes that can be on the other side of the map within seconds
>years worth of different maps and game modes
>hundreds of voicelines
>many epic memes such as need a dispenser here or gentlemen
>can join and leave games in progress without penalty on community servers
>no backfills on official servers
>official servers let you choose the game mode
>bad graphics
>moddable
>completely free

overwatch
>no high skill movement options
>22 characters with one playstyle and weapon each, waifubait out of the ass
>no server browser, the game chooses the map for you. don't like it? tough shit
>no custom game modes because no community servers
>no way to practice airshots outside of a match
>no high mobility classes (play demoman, before you start crying genjifags)
>barely any maps or game modes
>barely any voicelines
>barely any epic memes
>can't leave games in progress without penalty
>backfills
>no way to choose the map or game mode on official servers
>decent graphics
>not moddable
>40 - 60 euro
>>
3v3 roadhog players need to be gassed
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>>161028416
Tell me what is the point of playing comp, to get some shit looking golden skins?

No thanks.
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>>161027164
Can somebody post skilled mccree?

You know the one.
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>>161028570
to increase the size of your e-penis
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>>161028416
I had over 7000 matches in Street Fighter 4 back in the day and not a second in ranked
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>>161028339
It seems like nobody in the matches I play seem to want to work together though
>>
>tfw almost always win at the only two true skill heroes in one on one, widowmaker and mccree so if i lose i still know that i am the best
feels good man
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>>161028547
>9 likeable male classes
>women are waifubait
>surfing is an important game mechanic
>15% of the maps are actually played

cool bait, made me reply
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>>161028695
I had 12000 matches in super smash brothers brawl and never went to a single tournament.
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>>161028546
I know a few people who play it. So I could probably play with them, but I have no idea how often that would be.
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>>161028553
Why would you hate someone for picking the strongest option?

Blame blizzard not the player
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>turn monitor blur reduction on
>gain 10% accuracy

neat
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>>161028570
I like the gold guns because it looks good with the Tracer skin I use.
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>>161028729
working together doesn't outweigh individual skill
most players in the top 10% barely communicate and just shoot good
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MY FUCKING DICK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb4J9xYQklA
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>>161028581
i have no idea what you're talking about
this is the closest i can get
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>any and all footage of overwatch in motion is compressed to fuck due to all the shit constantly flying on the screen fucking with encoders

serves them right
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>tfw you learn how to abuse 20 tick with your projectiles

i'm unstoppable now holy shit
>>
the fuck, you can get penalties for leaving pubs?
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>>161028986
The one where he walks towards 76, I think, and everybody misses him.
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>>161029029
>tfw you learn that overwatch is 60tick
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>>161028864
the fuck is blur protection? what kinda shitty monitor do you use?
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wtf why can't i choose which map/game mode i want to play?

did i just get meme's out of 40 bucks
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>>161028951
Now she can be shit tier in 2 games
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>>161029029
Give protips
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>>161029132
Every 144hz monitor has blur reduction
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>>161028581

>>161028986
He means this.
>gold
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>>161029098
It's literally in the previous thread, stop being a lazy faggot.
http://i.4cdn.org/vg/1480017751339.webm
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>>161028864
enjoy your low brightness my man
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>>161028870
>tfw too retarded to do well in comp and want to stay away from tilting
>still do placements in hopes of scraping enough purple diamonds together for golden guns for best brit

I'll get there eventually, sempai.
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>>161029259
What the fuck am I watching
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>QP is now 4 DPS and two guys who find winning fun mode

I mean meme hero stacking was bad but this isn't much better. Nowadays if I'm placed in a game where only one person picked a tank and rest are DPS, I pick a healer and focus only on the tank, so there's less frustration for the person with a brain.
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>>161029315
>rec
>face detection
lol artists sometimes
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>>161029352
Bronze players with gold badge from placements.
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When is the next scheduled update?
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>>161029215
Are you talking about lightboost? I have a VG248QE and see no "blur reduction"
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Why is Pharah not real? How can I keep on living knowing shes just... pixels...
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>>161029447
>buying ASUS
Jesus h. christ
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>>161027143
Bends.
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>>161029476
/a/ knows how to deal with it
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>>161029259
>gold

Nah son, this is silver at best. I placed in gold, with other gold players, and we weren't nearly that braindead.
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>>161029126
sometimes
the instant it detects someone with less than perfect connection it downgrades to 20 tick
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>>161029259
>S76 afk
>McCree casually just fucking walks
>Reinhardt with shield up for no reason
>Reaper missing point blank shots
>Flashbang hits shield, stuns the Reaper behind
>Zenyatta missing everything
>Ana missing everything
>Ana saving S76's life by accident trying to hit McCree
>McCree still fucking alive in the last frame if you stop the webm
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>>161028925
They also don't need to communicate as extensively because they know enough about positioning and awareness etc... to not need to be as reliant on communication as less experienced/skilled players
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>>161029476
Just make a Tulpa my man
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>>161029528
There's nothing wrong with ASUS. The BenQ model was $100 more.
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FUCK MEI
FUCK
THIS
CHINKY
NIGGER
BITCH
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>>161029476
You know what to do.
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>>161029605

Let me just drop this handy FAQ in here for you..

>Are tulpas real?

No. Your imagination is a tool evolved to aid deductive reasoning. It can't be used to simulate rewards (like socialization) as that would circumvent the reward system and cause an evolutionary dud.

>Why do people say they have tulpas?

For some it's a ploy for attention and comes from a desire to be envied. It's similar to people who claim they were abducted by aliens.

For others it's a fantasy which they attempt to mentally legitimize by seeking others to approve it, ie. "Okay, maybe I don't really have a tulpa... but if I tell this person I do, and then they get a tulpa, I'll know they're real and I just did something wrong. Then I'll get a tulpa by doing it the right way."

>So why is the concept still alive?

'Tulpas' are a shitty new age religion/cult where the ``catch``, ie. the tempting thing that makes people want to believe it, is 'if you believe it you can make your waifu real!' rather than 'if you believe it you go to heaven when you die!'
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>>161029620
LG is cheaper/same price and the colors aren't washed up.
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>>161029605
This

>2016
>doesn't have a tulpa

lol
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>>161029259
As a plat shitter this webm at least makes me calm that I can not fall down and remain in gold since I can probably kill the entire enemy team on my own.
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>start quick play
>enter game with 3 players below level 15, all of which pick attack heroes on defense
>leave
>start quick play again
>enter game with 3 players below level 15, all of which pick attack heroes on defense

i can't wait 6 more days
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>>161022141
but they're still giving her the abilitiy to delete reinhardt straight through his shield
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>>161029729
> What's wrong with that? Soldier/McCree are still insanely good on defense
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>>161029620
anon...
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>>161029682
The colors are fine with the proper settings and an ICC profile.
also
>LG
shit tier
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>>161028864
>enable blur reduction
>instantly understand sombras spray pattern
holy shit
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>>161029729
>>enter game with 3 players below level 15, all of which pick attack heroes on defense
>>leave
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>>161029259
>that reaper missing at close range
>that reinhardt that just holds his shield instead of simply just swinging his hammer
>that soldier just afking in the middle of point

im sorry
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>>161029259
This is truly one of the greatest Overwatch webms created.
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>be literally every single day
>log on
>queue
>lose first match hopelessly and horribly
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>>161029739
not actually in the patch notes
currently PTR shields (Zarya, Reinhardt, Winston, symmetra) do not

>block D.Va ult
>Block earthshatter
>Block hack

it's most likely some bug
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>>161029259
I love when people say "lol console" at this Webm when it's clearly PC shitters
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>>161029934
If you pressed E you would have lived
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>>161024526
>Even the camera display is a fucking spider

Haha why
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>300 hours of Mercy
>180 on Ana
>almost every game there is at least one person that calls me a submissive healslut and faggot.
This meme has to end
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>>161029934
>standing out in the open trying to solo a reinshield
>even fucking mercy/suit-less d.va is shooting hog
>zarya shitter not bubbling that pulsebomb
>not waiting for the DPS to come back from spawn before pushing as a team

wew lad
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>>161030052
submissive healfaggot
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Sombra is not shit she just takes a lot of skills.
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>Enter qp
>One level 90 in a team with 3 level 30 and unders
>Get first pick, go with Sombra because I want to git gud wit her
>Level 30s all pick offense heroes
>Naturally we're getting fucked
>Ask if we could get a tank
>Entire group gives me shit for picking Sombra and tells me to switch
>Fuck these people, I'm out of here
>Left a couple games prior to this one, never got a warning that a penalty was on its way
>The next two games I play have the XP penalty

please kill me
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>>161029676
What makes you think there are hard barriers in the brain? Your logic is based on assumptions extracted from your ass. Dissociative identities are a thing as well as summoning characters in a dream, and hallucinations. If anything there is more evidence that hallucinations and personality fragments can be made. Evolution only prevents it if a lot of people do it and hamper chances of procreation, and probably not even then because those people wont have an effect on the gene pool. Another misunderstanding.
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>>161030052
submissive healslut
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>>161030052
>things that never happened
Anon I play support all the time. The healslut meme is an invention of autists here and almost nobody has heard of it. There is no need to lie just to get (you)s that call you a healslut.
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>>161030052
you like it
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>>161030052
Whatever (You) say, slut
>>
>Want to play mystery heroes
>Get in hollywood attack
>Pick torb because it'll change anyway
>Fuck I clicked on no limits instead, oh well I'll just be torb
>Don't do all that well but cap in overtime
>Don't get the car very far but don't change because whatever
>Gets to overtime with the car only 1/3 of the way to the 2nd point
>Someone goes reinhardt and protects my turret
>No one is smart enough to beat this
wew lad
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>>161030035
Oh fuck I didn't even notice that.

Shit, they're really pushing that spider theme with her. Even more than I thought they were. Lore video fucking when? I want to see Widow scheming, rather than just being Talon's top attack dog.
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>>161030052
t. healslut
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>>161029259
god that webm cracks me up, every time
mcree going "haters gonna hate"
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> be 5th prestige
> tfw people immediately spam "no life, fucking loser etc..." after i get a BM POTG
> tfw this happens literally every day
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>>161030216
cool pic. but widow wasn't an overwatch agent. would look rad on ana though
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I want young Ana to sit on my face
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>it's a support only brawl on hanamura attack
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>>161030052
clearly they don't want a healer on their team

just switch to genji and throw the match
>>
competitive offseason has to have the shittiest matchmaking possible.

I literally just got matched with a team that didn't know you could shoot through winston's fucking barrier. holy fucking shit.
>>
How does Overwatch's community stack against the communities of similar games like TF2 and LoL? Is it better or worse?

Seems like I run into a lot of shitters
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>>161029415
>comptards need useless rewards to play the game in a non-stupid way

What a surprise.
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>>161030347
It's one of those 'what if' skins. Same as Talon Tracer
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>tfw just bought mercy's golden gun today
now im a true healslut, bully me daddies
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>>161024526
I would imagine this is flipped for the sake of the viewer otherwise she'd have to move opposite.

If you want to shoot people while upside down play a good game like Rainbow Six
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I know it was abused to hell and back but man I wish "avoid this player" was back.
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>>161030401
in terms of skill: worse than tf2, better than lol

in terms of friendliness: way worse than tf2, better than lol
>>
>Play Widow
>Move out of cover and instantly get headshot by the enemy widow
>Play Ana
>Somehow manage to kill the enemy widow every time
I don't understand
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>>161030535
Fucking this, it was the best addition to the game tbqh
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>>161030578
Don't play sniper like a faggot and you won't have these issues
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>>161030535
>idiot throws one of my placement matches by playing battle mercy or switching heroes every time he dies
>literally feeding ult and forcing 5v6
>lose
>queue up next match
>same fuckstick on my team
>leave

Perfectly find with taking the 10min penalty. Fuck that asshole.
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>>161025015
you know we need sauce on this
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>>161030578
You stick out a lot more as widow from position alone, making you easier to pick.
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>>161030075
>overtime
>waiting
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>>161030504
>tfw bought Zarya's golden gun despite the nerfs and bug fixes

She is still going to be great, especially now that D.Va has shown her ugly face.
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>>161030078
wow how'd you know?
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>>161030631
But I want to be a healslut and mercy is shit
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>>161030737
Ana is hardly a slut
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>>161030535
>>161030589
Didn't it not actually work though?
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>>161030535
how often do you run into the same players anyway
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>>161030679
Heh, didn't see that
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>>161030654
http://rule34hentai.net/image/191250
Remember that R34 isn't real, Mercy is pure.
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>TFW you finally figure out anon's pattern post pattern
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>>161030776
Someone couldn't find games because he used aimbot and Blizzard wasn't having any of that
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>>161030474
>what if
>implying blizzard won't redeem widow like they did with kerrigan
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>>161030769
>Has had sex AT LEAST once
>Not a slut
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>>161030846
>tfw half of the posts in this thread are mine
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>>161030857
>>implying blizzard won't redeem widow like they did with kerrigan
I have 100% certainty that this will happen, but that doesn't mean she'll suddenly be a card-carrying Overwatch agent
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>>161030769
Ana would let you impregnate her a second time if it meant a bit of relief from the battlefield.
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>>161029423
it's the future though

future with sentient ai and shit
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>plat Reaper main who sounds like he's 15 starts yelling in QP because our Lucio is in spawn
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>amerilards waking up
>waifuposting commencing
every time
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Post gay stuff.
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>>161031039
It's 3:13 PM on the west coast you autist
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>tfw you finally figure out >Amerilardswakingup>waifupostingcommencingredditfrog.png's spray pattern
>>161031070
Kill yourself, nigger.
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>>161030846
>tfw you finally figured out sombra's spray pattern

all i had to do was pressing 'T'
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>>161030052
i wish someone'd call me a submissive healslut and a faggot
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>>161031070
i can do that
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>>161031089
It's a meme you dip
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>>161030846
UN fag please go.
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>>161031089
>falling for obvious bait
kek
>>
>join quick play game since it's the closest thing to comp
>back fill game in process
>my team is getting stomped
>they're an all dps stack

Splitting quick play was a mistake

Now instead of one awful game mode, there's two
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>>161030052
We need more people like you. I've had enough of having to play healer half of the games because autists refuse to do it. I'm even pretty good at it, but after a while is so fucking boring
>>
why do I lose with soldier in 1v1 every time
I win with McCree every time
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>50 hours on Lucio
>40 hours on Zen
>sub 8 hours on everyone else
Am I a healslut?
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>Had to be the guy that got stuck as Tank/Healer
>Decide fuck this and start playing other characters that I barely have any time on, even if it mean we have no healer/tanks with Hanzo/Genji/Mcree/Widow in team
>Find out tracer is fun as all hell but suck major dicks with her

Can anyone give me some tips with Tracer?
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>>161031395
Nah, you are a bro.
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>>161031313
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>>161031313
>reyes looks positively bored and sad
come on. Mcmeme isn't that bad at giving blowjobs, is he?
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>>161031337
>Falling for obvious bait
kek
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>>161031395
Depends on why you play

I play supports because my matchmaking is fucked and I'm stuck playing with level 100+'s who have been playing for dozens of hours and still can't grasp basic gameplay so I main lucio to absolve myself of all responsibility so I can prove to myself that i'm not the shitter

That's just me though. Maybe you legit get a kick from submissive support slutting
>>
>Mix of 5 offensive + defensive on my team
Do you go tank, healer or just say fuck it and go bastion?
>>
suspicious that my winrate was dismally low, i started actually logging wins vs defeats. i was right
>>
Is matchmaking shit for anybody else?

I keep getting matched with people who literally ignore that the point is being capped. I can't enjoy the game.
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>>161031463
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>>161031442
Shoot at people, port away when they see you, don't shoot at people for more than 3(?) seconds without teleporting
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babby who gave this a shot over the free weekend here
is d.va actually any good? she was bretty fun but i dont want to buy this and find out she's shit once competitive's available to me.
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>>161031637
>is d.va actually any good?
Yes.

t. D.Va main
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>>161031579
hold the PTT button and reee at them, it's fun

YO HARAMBE POINT'S THE OTHER WAY

>>161031637
don't buy the game if you intend to only ever play one character
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>>161031637
If you want to play D.Va now's the time dude, she's one of the best tank.
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>>161031625
Didn't read the post you were replying to, thought you were talking about sombra spot on lel.
General question.
What does playing competitive now do?
Will any hidden virtual numbers adjust?
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>>161031728
i'm not planning on it but i don't want one i like to fall back on if i'm free to be a total waste is all.
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>>161031589
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>>161031070
Finally some good stuff
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>>161031579
Blizzard thinks matching plat and master is a good idea.
This shit really will make me stop this game.
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>>161031565
Five offense/defense + Lucio is actually managable if they can aim.

I have won many games like this.
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>>161031637
D.va is the only person I have a over 60% win ratio with in comp

t. shitter
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>>161031761
No, it's just to play with comp ruleset.
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HAHAHAH HOLY SHIT I FINALLY FIGURED OUT SOMBRA'S SPRAY PATTERN SHE'S RIDICULOUSLY OVERPOWERED
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>>161031637
You couldn't of picked a better time to play D.Va she's at her strongest right now.
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>>161031761
sombra and tracer fill the harassment role, except tracer's more about damage while sombra's more technical
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>>161029259
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>>161031565
>tfw join an all dps stack and they're stuck on a permanent trickle and you can't do anything because they just flat out refuse to group up

Quick play is pain
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>>161031858
so i can pick shit and not get punished for it?
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>You must really like me
What did she mean by this?
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>>161031798
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>>161031070
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>>161031039
>frogposters waking up
>spray pattern posting commences
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>>161031916
>>161031743
>>161031721
grazie, familia
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>>161031442
100% damage uptime.
Any DPS that's not shooting is losing.
Focus on using attack angles that's as far from the direction they're facing as much as possible.
Blink when they turn to fire at you. Not behind cover, just blink to disrupt their aim on you or to dodge their projectiles and keep shooting.
You need to have good aim. You do 240 damage per magazine, +/- accuracy and headshots, and it takes 1 second to fire that magazine.

They should run out of health before you run out of blinks. If they don't, you're probably bad at Tracer and don't have good aim, positioning, or blinks.
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>>161031824
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Have any of you figured out Winston's spray pattern yet? I want to main him for a game or two
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>>161032153

yes it's a 6x8 meter cone of damage
>>
So what golden weapon did you buy anon?
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>>161031963
She knows Mercy has seen all of her futa sfm
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>>161032153
>he hasn't figured out Winston's spray pattern
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>>161031970
couldn't you have just stuck those together in photoshop or something? That's incredibly drawn out, and no lewds to boot
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>>161031839
No I mean like, I literally had a fucking team on hanamura who, despite being ALL ALIVE, left me alone to defend point A against 3 people.

It's the "stop freaking out about qp xD" retards.
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>>161032250
She's technically dead or something like that
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>>161032017
>he didnt figure out sombra's spray pattern
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>>161031070
Where's all 76 at? Lately it's been full of Shimadas and McCree not that I'm complaining
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>>161032196
>keep mouth ready to take dick even in his sleep

whorrison
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>>161032250
I regret cranking it 10 minutes ago
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I want to breed with Ana Amari.
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>>161032317
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>>161032250
medical experiments/alterations
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>>161032425
Brown is best. Blue as well
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>>161032425
Any healthy and sane man would.
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>>161032317
i've switched to madadmada, because there hasn't been any freash r76 lately
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>>161032250
Talon shenanigans m8. They have good taste in making their assassins. Also
>tfw no qt Smugberry to sit on my face
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>>161032253
I need more young McCree and Gabe
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>>161031953
Yeh.
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>>161032425
everyone does
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why do i lose most games in qp and win most in comp off season
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>>161031963
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>>161032520
Sort of happened to me too, but now I'm back in for 76abuse
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>>161032621
fucking the commander is part of blackwatch training
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>>161032590
>it is believed

inb4 she's a fucking clone or some shit
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>>161032262
That is because comptards are unable to play the game in a non-stupid way if there is no useless rewards at stake.
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>>161032649
>be a young virgin intern at OW HQ
>walk in the commander's office to drop a weekly report
>see this
what do
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>>161032698
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>>161032698
>gets fucked as a strike commander morrison
>gets fucked as a vigilante Solider 76

Old habits die hard I guess
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>>161023871
How can zenyatta be D grade? I though he was a good healer.
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Granny Ana > Young Ana
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>>161032951
he's not very versatile
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>>161032768
did jesse pass this training
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>>161032835
ask to join. what's the worst that could happen?
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>>161032951
The same reason Ana was ignored when she was even stronger than now: flavor of the month.
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It's been so long since I have seen a change for reaper or tracer
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Whos this?
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>>161032590
what the fuck??
this sounds VERY familiar to my NTR mindbreak doujins

poor gerard married a slut
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>>161033183
>NTR mindbreak
kys
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>>161033048
he got a C. You get a B if you manage to persuade the Commander to invite you to his weekly shuffle with the Strike Commander. A, if you manage to fug him in the ass
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>>161033182
My next husbando or Liao
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>>161033174
they are the epitome of balance
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>>161033057
can you please delete this? thanks
t. reinxana otp fan from tumblr
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>>161032943
Can anyone translate this one?
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>>161033182
I hope he has a low raspy voice. If he sounds like a fuccboi I'm gonna post an angry rant pasta in every /owg/ thread for the next half a year
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i wonder who was the genius who thought it was a good idea to have an archer on a 10 tick game
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>>161033183
Every time I see Shadbase's art it seems worse than last time
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>literally just softcore porn here
what the fuck guys
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>>161033421
"wow we're fucking fags"
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Young Ana > Granny Ana
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>>161033421
>Ayy papi, I'm gonna build a wall of baby batter in your ass gringo.
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>>161033450
I agree
more loli!!
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>>161033386
pleb

Pictured: Ana says that it's no big deal that he couldn't get it up - happens to morrison all the time after a mission too
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>>161033182
Soldier 69
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Tracer needs 4 blinks desu
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>>161033483
thanks love but he did it better >>161033512
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>>161033183
>NTR mindbreak doujins
>shadman art

Yeah, man, you might have a problem.
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hello requesting loli pugna
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>>161033421
"Oh yes, oh yes! Oh, God, yes"
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Granny Ana > Young Ana
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another retard qp team.

this time our mccree and 76 both ignored widow the whole game while she focused me nonstop.

i want to kill myself, these people are fucking retarded, why is matchmaking so fucking bad holy fucking shit???
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>>161033693
What a terrible opinion.
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>>161033693
Well Merciful is her best skin
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>>161033647
t. vanilla 'I have a irl gf' normiefag
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>Sombra on Defense, King's Row
>Enemy team can't get past the brick wall
>They spend too much time trying to hunt me down to push while I shut down their health kits and generally fuck with them

There is no hero more fun than Sombra.
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>>161033597
How can this ship even work if they are both fucking tsunderes?
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>>161033450
it is. he rarely improves but he shits out completed pictures like a machine to compensate.
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>>161033597
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>Want to play sombra
>Don't care enough about the game to know the location of every health pack
oh well
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>"Arcade mode should be easy enough to get 9 wins in"
>Wait times at 2 minutes minimum
>Losing all the time because of meme comps
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>>161034016
don't forget the fact that everybody is a retard in thanksgiving matchmaking.
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>>161033993
>doesn't "care enough"
>still plays for 500+ hours
>still doesn't know the location of every health pack
what the fuck
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>>161034016
The biggest problem is if someone leaves it just ejects everyone from the game most of the time.
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>>161034016
>3v3
>wait for others to pick
>hanzo and widow
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>>161034123
>plays for 500+ hours
But I'm level 27
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>>161020658
>be me
>be a plat shitter
>think ranks dont mean all that much
>1v1 comes along
>golds have no chance against me
>high plats and diamonds up to mid-diamond are about the same tier as me
>anything above destroys me

I learned my lesson.
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>join 3v3
>round 1
>teammate picks sombra
>10 secs into the game
>TEAMMATE ELIMINATED
>Teammate left the game
okay
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Is there any official statement about wether or not the Olympic/Halloween skins will be obtainable again in the future?
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>>161034264
Yeah in the next Olympic/Halloween.
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>>161034194
don't worry you will start seeing those level +400 gold players soon
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>>161034264
Yes, when the events repeat, you'll get the new skins, along with the ones from past events.
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7th QP loss in a row. Matchmaking is a fucking joke. I should not be getting matched with people who have a fucking THIRD of my SR. A fucking THIRD. Fucking fix your fucking shit matchmaking.
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>>161034534
>QP
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>>161034320
Faced a 3 star gold sombra in a QP match on PTR. She was really upset and said she hopes I get hit by a truck since I kept deleting her with Widow and teabagging her corpse. I love getting this type of "fanmail".
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>>161034596
by three star gold I mean level 300+ in gold league. Not three star gold portrait.
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>>161033987
THICC
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>>161025569
>mfw
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Gays should be purged
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>>161025569
What
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>yfw Symmetra is now meta
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>>161023394
literally nothing happens
it's the off season
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>off season
>play competitive game
>notice that they are much less interesting than usual, which I guess I can understand
>no reward, have to wait 2 minutes + to find a game
>at some point the entire opposite team leaves but the game doesn't end, have to wait for the end of the round and the next round as well
>6 more days
off season was a mistake
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Reminder that Mei wont get a Christmas skin, instead she will get a skin on the Lunar New year event
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SOMBRA BUFFS WHEN

I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHITTER HERO ANYMORE
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>>161034882
She's fun, but I agree, she needs to be saved
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>>161034763
off the dam with you
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>>161034897
She's fun until like 7 hours in where you realize you're not doing jackshit and could be winning with any other hero.
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What causes the enemy to rage the most and why is it knocking them off the map repeatedly with lucio?
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>play sombra
>team loses
>all of a sudden it's literally just your fault the team lost
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>>161034882
I am having a lot of fun with her. With that being said, she needs to be a bit more lethal. When I appear somewhere near a character I am never sure if I will be able to kill them or if the spread will go crazy missing everything. You can get secure kills on injured people, but it is not worth running a hero on your team whose only use is chasing after targets low on HP. She is not all that lethal for an offense character.

With Symmetras everywhere on PTR she is even more impossible to play since if you try to stand outside of Symm's range, your gun won;t hit shit.
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>>161035091
It probably is, sombra makes games 5v6
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>>161034834
they'll likely all get skins for both if HotS is anything to go by
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>>161034763
no bully
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>>161034763
Please describe in detail how that chiselled statue of a man would purge me
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>>161031183
Oi, healslut. Get down there and lick my toes as I carry you.
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>>161034763
male and male is good on my book, but for fucks sake yuri shit crap has got to stop
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>tfw over 1000 hours played and still shit
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>>161034834
Let me put it this way
Is your character countered by Winston? If yes, it is probably your fault you lost. Regardless of whether or not the enemy team actually ran a Winston. He just counters all the shitter characters.
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>playing elimination
>wins are going back and forth
>close games
>final match whoever wins this is the winner
>my team gets 1 kill
>enemy team instantly leaves
>we don't get a win
Why is this allowed?
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>>161020658
Thicc thighs are objectively the best physical feature
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>>161035295
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>>161034969
Don't remind me
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>>161035148
I love these
fuck anime style crap
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fuck it guys, this next season im going dva otp. let's see how far it takes me (no nerfs pls)
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>>161035510
>wrong earrings
dropped
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>>161034969
But Anon, I just like running around and spamming "Boop!"
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>>161035453
I am thankful for a 3d artist within Blizzard responsible for Reaper's thighs
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>>161035510

Extremely disgusting.
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>>161035573
She doesn't even have a boop voice line, outed yourself as a retard that doesn't even plays her
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>>161035453
>thicc thighs
>not big back
do you even know what a man looks like bruh?
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>>161035654
It's in the PTR you fucking mongoloid
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>>161035510
>those earrings
Nope.
I will always say it, earrings don't look good on ANYONE.
Just like lipstick, the only one that looks good is lip gloss.
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>shoot into the Eichenwalde chokepoint as Pharah
>guaranteed 54% accuracy and a card for direct rocket hits
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>>161035453
this
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Torbjörn in new meta when?
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>>161035710
>lipstick doesn't looks good
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>>161035787
It never does.
The natural color of lips will always look much better.
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>>161035668
reaper doesn't have a big back. He has big shoulders and big hips. Literally build for breeding
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>>161035230
Due to inadequate engineering, the ankles of the statue are not capable of indefinite support of the greater statue structure. At one point, as you were admiring the statue, a strong gust of wind over stressed the material constituting the statue, causing it to topple over onto your body. The tremendous weight of the statue breaks several of your ribs, and severs your spinal cord. Making you unable to use your legs as a means of leverage to move from under the statue. Part of the statue has pierced your rib-cage, pinning your diaphragm and preventing you from breathing. The next two and a half minutes are excruciating painful, as crush tissue and internal hemorrhaging weaken your constitution. Being unable to breath adequately and the loss of blood cause brain death within about 5 minutes.
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Post the hero you most want to be permanently removed from the game. I know they're not going to delete anyone; it's hypothetical.

Genji
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why did I go from getting 2-4 medals a match to 1.

what happened that i'm SUDDENLY matched with far better players?
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>>161035868
Genji
Also, find and publically hang anyone who has more than 3 hours with Genji.
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>>161035868
Zarya. Cheapest teamwipe hero out there.
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>>161035816
i guess i was right, you don't know what a man looks like, nor what men are supposed to be for.
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>>161035868
genji
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>>161035148
I get the idea she's suppose to interrupt and harass the enemy team. Her gun can help you hold your own against a single idiot hero, but her translocation and invisibility abilities are more in line with indirect confrontation of the enemy.
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>>161035453
>>161035769
UUUGGNNHH THICCKERR
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>>161035868
Reaper

t. tank main
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>>161035824
> dying from homoerotic asphyxiation
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>>161035868
Genji

Then hanzo
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>>161035946
oh wait what's that? a defence matric?
what's over here? Mei's wall?
and over here we got a zenyatta's ult.
waiiiiit is there a mercy on the team?
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>>161035967
Please stop sexualizing the Reaper. He is a mean murder machine to be feared and respect. Taking him seriously or else.
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>>161035946
How do you figure? You need a coordinated attack with your team to really get a team wipe.
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>>161035967
yo that booty HNNNGHH
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tfw pharah seraphim
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>>161036050
>mean murder machine
>named Gabe
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>>161036035
fuggin homos, your spinal cord is severed, you can't feel anything below the waist.
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>people say quick play is for practice
>go in a quick play game
>everyone picks dps and one mercy goes afk then leaves
>then we're just 5 for the rest of the match
how are you supposed to practice like this
tell me
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>>161035967
The one in the centre is shopped, r-right?
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>>161036050
I'll take him seriously when he asks me to plow him and force a baby in that powerhouse of a body.
>>161036157
Gabriel Reyes is the most sexual sounding name when you say it in spanish, especially his last name; it flows with power and royalty, royalty that's just begging to be stripped and taken by force.
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>>161036237
play offseason competitive
play with a group
practice tank or healer
practice carrying 5v6 because there's so many fucking disconnects in this game anyway
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>>161031070
#ventichailatte
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>>161036042
>defense matrix
Literally a hero who just makes you get to surge faster
>Mei wall
Good luck erecting a wall right as the ball is flying towards you. If you do it after it already caught you, it is probably too late since people will move a step to the left and murder you anyways.
>Zen ult
Ana is meta, cancels the heal
>Mercy
Just catch her in the grav surge

Cheapest hero ever.

>>161036087
>coordination
>OGON PO GOTOVNOSTI
>teammates sperge out on their keyboards
>win teamfight

Alright.
This hero needs more nerfs. Her ability to wipe a team is good enough on its own. She doesn't need godmode barriers as well. Now they absorb TWO (2) strikes with dragon blade. What the fuck is this shit? Its one of the hardest ults to use correctly in the game and Cyka just pops bubbles and its K.
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>>161035868
Widow. Snipers are inherently designed to be anti-fun. There's no way to fix a sniper, they need to be removed completely.
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>>161035868
Because teammates suck : Genji, hanzo, widowmaker.

Because she's cancer : Mei
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Man, thank god Trump is going to execute all these filthy faggots.
These dogs need to be put down.
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>>161036340
Just don't attack when she has her bubble up, you should be killing the healer if you're using genji ult, anyways.
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>>161036347
>Snipers are inherently designed to be anti-fun. There's no way to fix a sniper, they need to be removed completely.
You. I like you.
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>>161036340
Wow man, that's it i'm maining zarya, surely all of those will always happen.
JUST HOOK GENJI MAN IT'S EASY
JUST SHOOT THE PHARAH SOLDIER IT'S EASY
JUST WALK OUT OF MEI'S ULT IT'S EASY
JUST DON'T GET HOOKED IT'S EASY
Just kill yourself, it's easy : ^)
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I want hana to snuggle up with me after I work out and tell me that she loves me and wants my kids

this will never happen

this will never happen with anyone I meet ever. never

I want to die
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>>161036305
>practice tank or healer
it's not like you can do much as a tank or healer when all your team are off flanking no one on defense
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>>161036347
git gud

though snipers are the greater break of pace of any hero in this game
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>>161032649
I'm surprised there are so many of these AnaJackGabe threesome images.
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>>161036395
>>>/pol/ for all your facts that aren't true, friend
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>>161036271
>Gabriel Reyes is the most sexual sounding name when you say it in spanish, especially his last name;
>those rolling 'r's
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>>161036570
t. triggered faggot
Enjoy your last month of freedom.
>>
>>161036445
>Zarya can't bubble the healer.

>>161035868
>all these people who want to remove Genji/Widow

Why would people want to remove the most difficult heroes to play in the game? This game is a shitfest with all the no-aim/no skill abilities anyway.
>>
How many golds do you have so far?

I saw one guy with four, but i'm about to buy my second one.

Which should I get it for?

>Top played characters
>Reinhardt - Paragon, Balderich, Griefhardt
>Bastion - Blizzcon 2016, Overgrowth
>Junkrat - Dr. Junkenstein, Toasted
>Soldier 76 - Golden, Commander Morrison, Bone
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>Ana grenade counters Zenyatta ult
Why is this allowed?
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>>161035868
Mei. Worse than any sniper.
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>>161036562
it's just a matter of time till more people accept the ott
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>>161036593
Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.
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is the game literally unplayable for anyone else?

this matchmaking is a fucking joke.

lost 8 fucking games in a row. i want to cry. bc my team cannot play for fucking shit.
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>>161036642
Rein.
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>>161036258
Yeah. Don't know why you'd shop Reaper's thighs anyway, they're already perfect.
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>>161035868
mei
if i join a game and theres an enemy mei, i immediately leave. i'm not dealing with that shit
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>>161036727
>my team cannot play for fucking shit.
but you're the one who keeps losing... ?
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>>161032425
so does reinhardt, S76, Mccree, Reaper
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>>161035868
Probably Torbjorn. I don't have an issue with him, but it's annoying to be on a team where your Pharah or Genji is somehow completely incapable of dealing with a turret. And the turret in general is a really cheap ability, literally just something you can place down to do all the shooting for you because it instantly locks on in 360 degrees. I don't think a weapon like that is in the spirit of first person shooters.

If we're talking enemies I have trouble with though, Junkrat has become more of an annoyance. Tired of getting killed by him spamming grenades in the general direction of the enemy and getting multi kills. I keep getting into fights where I'm confident I can win, and then suddenly almost half a dozen grenades litter the area and fuck me up out of nowhere. Not really anything you can do to avoid them other than not be in the area, and when you're on an objective or at a choke point you haven't really got a choice. And a good Junkrat is clever with their steel trap and that's fucking annoying too. It's even worse than other stun abilities because at least then someone has to aim at you and click, the trap is hard to see unless it's out in the open, and sucks you in if you're near it, even if you haven't actually stepped on it, then all you can do is wait for death
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>>161036395
>using a picutre of an arabic terrorist for trump-posting

pottery
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>>161036810
Egyptian soldier.
Pure too, btw.
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>>161036772
I usually tend to think it's my team when someone with 800 sr gets on my team when mine is several thousand higher, but hey, i'm sure it's my fault a fucking bronze gets on my team.
>>
>appear in Roadhog's los
>dead
Fun!
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>there were no Thanksgiving crates
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>>161036905
every game you lose is your fault
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>>161036857
>That makes it okay because I say so
Egyptians don't exist anymore. They're arabs.
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>>161036970
>Egyptians don't exist anymore
Neither does Pharah.
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>>161036857
literally a fleshbag back at the military base, the fuck are you on?
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>>161035710
Widowmaker's studs look fine
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>>161036905
Players have to be within 1000 sr of each other

Highest you couldve possibly been would be 1800 which is fucking abysmal
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>>161036593
Is that you, Mike "electric fence" Pence?
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>>161036927
We JUST had Halloween you entitled slut
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>>161036705
but what about anahardt?
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>>161037059
in qp? tell me more.

i'd play comp except it's offseason so nobody is actually trying, according to the 3 teams I got there.
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>>161037173
what about it? If there was anything there, he would be the last to disappear from the picture (after Pharah), not one of the first to go
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>>161037182
>caring about qp
It's a meme that no one should take seriously

Get over it
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>>161036906
>bait Roadhogs hook
>call out "hog has no hook"
>literally any 2 heroes attack him at the same time
>he tries huffing his inhaler to deal with the stress of his own failure
>crumples like a wet paper bag
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>>161037269
He can be in a relationship with Ana without being Phara's dad, you know.
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>>161035710
>lipstick doesn't look good
>lip gloss looks good
Are you fucking 12?
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>>161037338
then what do I do to play with serious players before comp starts.
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Is torb viable now?
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>top nanoboost targets are Rein, Jack, and Gabe

Really makes you think...
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>>161037421
what does pharah has to do with it, you dingleberry? The order of people disappearing from the picture shows the importance of those people to ana. The ones who are more important disappear last. Reyes and Morrison disappear last, not Reinhardt. If she was in a relationship with him i'd think he'd be more important to her than a couple of homos
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>connect to a game
>DEFEAT
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>>161037514
>mommy, who is my daddy?
>phareeha, after that party, be glad you arent barking
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>>161037360
>friend and I duoq
>bait the hook and we rush him as 76 and zen
>his altfire spreads perfectly on our heads as we eat every pellet from his two shots
>our faces when
It was incredible
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>>161036970
Egyptians exist. It is just that many of them self-identified as Arab after the Islamic conversion (whether they mixed with the Arabs or not). Other, usually Christian, but also some Muslims and Jews, do not identify as Arab (and in the Christians case, this may be even if they actually were mixed.).
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>tfw finally figured out Soldier's spray pattern
heh heh heh
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>>161037514
>Rein and Gabe

not anymore. Jack is the only viable one left out of those three. Canon confirmed
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>>161037683
>Implying
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>>161037514
>not nanoboosting neosymmetra
Its like you don't want to win.
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>>161037492
Just keep playing qp and stop being a baby about it knowing youll be queueing with dummies
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>>161037683
HNNNNNGHHH
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>>161037660
Found out Symmetra's spray pattern.
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>>161037576
>connect to a game
>VICTORY
>>
>tfw finally figured out Zenyatta's spray pattern
I feel the warmth of the Iris flowing through me!
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>>161037592
Porn of this filthy implication when
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>>161034969
Did you mean 7 minutes?
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>>161036668
>D'va matrix counters half the ults in the game, why is this allowed

Some things in life are unfair.
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>yfw toblerone is pharah's dad
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why would anyone even wanna play anything other than the meka lady?

also tips on other games where you are a girl and pilot mechs
>>
>>161020902
>What changes would you guys suggest [for Winston] that wouldn't break him?
First and foremost, he needs a ledge hang. The cinematic have him hanging on things. There are multiple voice lines referencing hanging. Simply let him grab ledges where he can hang indefinitely, until takes damage or jumps. Quick melee or anything else that uses his left hand would likely make you drop.

For his barrier, I recommend letting Winston reclaim it. Give it a longer duration, but if Winston stands inside it and presses E, he picks it back up and the cooldown begins immediately. And maybe only 10 second cooldown to match everyone else's barrier recovery rate. Maybe some more HP while they're at it. There's so much fucking damage in every game now.

For his Tesla Canon, I suggest infusing it with the power of SCIENCE. Specifically, anyone currently being tickled has all their cooldowns paused. (or at least slowed) If your dash is on cooldown, it stays on cooldown. If you have low blinks and your recall is on cooldown, it stays that way. Charging resumes pretty much instantly once the tickling stops.
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>>161036581
das it luv
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>>161037920
Toblerone fucked Mercy mate. The evidence is all there. Even sent a photo to Winston to satisy their degenerate cuckholdry fetish
>>
>>161036668
>Ana counters Zen's ult
>Sombra counters Lucio's ult

Basically a fuck you to defense.
>>
where do you guys go for overwatch porn? paheal only has futa shit
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>>161038060
torb fucked everyone but no one believes him when he says it so it's gone under the radar
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>>161038116
Try rule34hentai. But don't be surprised by a bunch of futa, videogame porn is a deviant kink, so it has a lot of other weird kinks attached to it.
>>
>>161038116
Danbooru for more curated and artsy content as well.
>>
why the fuck is 3v3 the most popular arcade mode? it's nothing but tryhards
>>
>>161038045
>overwatch is almost a year old
>still not shop of a sweatingman.jpg with 76 to reply to reaper thighs with
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>>161038036
I am getting triggered so much reading this, holy shit.
>>
>>161038250
Congratulations, you answered yourself
>>
Looking for people to play with. JulyBreeze#1352
You can use your mic or not, but I like to.
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>>161036305
>play offseason competitive
>one guy on the enemy team leaves
>the rest of the team leaves as well
>match doesn't end
>apparently there's no system in place against this
>when i leave the only option is to rejoin match
This is even worse than QP.
>>
>>161038250
Because tryhards like it.
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>>161038267
I didn't make it but here.
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>>161038336
region?
>>
>enemy team gets three zaryas on mystery heroes
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>friendly Mei gets so assblasted that I picked Widow in QP that they wall me and M1 in my face for the entire game
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>>161038493
North America
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Wewmaker.
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>>161038485
that is perfect, anon. Thanks
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>>161038502
>Pick Widow
>Don't get a single headshot all match
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>>161038116
Paheal has the worst tagging and filters of all the Rule 34 sites. Any of the boorus or similar sites will have futa dicks tagged, so you can just add "-degenerate_shit" to the search or whatever.
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/?tags=overwatch+-futanari+-male_focus+order%3Apopular&commit=Search
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Why is there a 5 highlight cap? I destroyed the whole enemy team as Sombra but it didn't save
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>>161038502
>pick widow
>some kid on the team is assblasted that I am not "following the meta!"
>delete the enemy team
>"whew, we won despite that faggot picking Widow!"

Mother fucker!
>>
How do I play tracer? She's the only offense hero (minus sombra) that I'm still dogshit with.
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>Zarya got all the energy nerfs recently
>first game with her after the update
>get the "70 power for 60 seconds" achievement

Wish I was this lucky in matchmaking as well. I'm only surprised I didn't have it sooner.
>>
>>161038745
>Someone on the enemy team picks Widow
>He's really fucking good. His team, not so much
>Literally the only one killing us and allowing their team to move the payload, had our #1 priority
>Our team all praises their Widow/mocks the rest of their team for being carried that hard (we still won though)
I felt bad for that guy, if he had decent teammates they would've wrecked us.
>>
>>161038934
track heads, press E
>>
>>161039151
That was probably me desu
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>homo posting stops
>thread dies

And people are wondering why we do this. THERE IS NO OVERWATCH THREAD WITHOUT THE HOMOS!
>>
>>161039151
Did they ask you to report widow for trolling?
>>
>>161039262
It's actually because nobody actually plays the game
>>
>>161038934
go fast

>blink around as much as possible
>try not to blink directly forwards or backwards, you'll get shot
>always save 1 blink for an emergency
>rewind if you dun goofd or take 50 damage or more
>hit and run, the longer you're in the fight the more likely you are to get hooked or stunned
>go for health whenever you need it
>pulse bomb is garbage, drop it on tanks or in a Zarya ult
>harass healers constantly
>if the enemy team is retarded and you got good you can harass them on their way to the objective, retards will absolutely take the bait and waste time trying to deal with you

>neat trick: shoot someone from behind, as they turn around blink to their other side and shoot them, as they turn around again rewind and shoot again
>>
Did they tweak hack at all? I kept getting hacked while shielding as Reinhardt on PTR even when I faced the Sombra.
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>>161039373
Yes.
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>>161038620
I want to hold her so bad.
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>play quickplay, shenanigans ensue for most of the games, just wanna play normal overwatch
>try offseason comp, get met with 'dude who cares lol xd' people at every corner
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>>161039520
>6:59 EST
>final match of the season
>everyone's working like a well oiled machine
>one of the best matches of the season
>victory after a hectic overtime
>buddy ranks up to Master at the last minute

>7:00 EST
>hey look, we can still play comp
>queue up
>three stack on our team
>they pick attack Symmetra and Sombra
>ask them to switch to Team Voice
>radio silence
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>>161039262
Just keep in mind who Jesse Joel McCree really belongs to and we're all good.
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>>161039340
this game is for fapping
>>
>>161032250
gonna need sauce on this one
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>>161039936
>implying Reyes isn't the one who insisted on inviting the little eager cowboy to their regular 'quiet' time with Strike Commander
>>
If I'm playing on pc, can I only play with others who are also playing on pc?
>>
>>161040348
PSN and XBL are isolated.
>>
>>161040348
Correct. Cross-platform play is not availble, even between PS4 and Xbox.

And in the case of Console x PC, it would be a bad idea due to the difference in controller interface (i.e. accuracy and turning speed) between the two.
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>>161040435
>>161040493
Alright, thanks.
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>>161040130
>implying Reapy would let his sluts pleasure each other or anyone who wasn't him and only him
C'mon son.
>>
>Genji get the Elim card at 40
>I had 43

Don't get me wrong, I don't give half a shit about cards, but I do find it weird that the system would rather take the one with 40 over the one with 43 if it go for eliminations.
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>>161040493
consolefags wouldn't whine, amiright?
>>
>>161040548
What is the point of your post?
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Amaris.
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>>161040532
He'd probably let them pleasure each other, but never allow to finish
>>
Why is Ana allowed to be so fucking strong, holy shit. That grenade is some bullshit.
>>
where's the nu bread
>>
>>161040762
>>161040762
>>161040762

Continue homoposting here. Not like these threads are used for anything else
>>
>>161040649
to hate on consolefags for lowering our graphics standards

salty pcfag
>>
>>161040698
It also goes through Zarya's barriers now on the PTR.
>>
>>161040493
>>161040548
It wouldn't be impossible to mix the two control methods, there would just be a few areas of frustration for console players.

I have a PC friend who plays from his couch using a game controller, so I imagine any console user who had to play against PC players would go down the same path that he did: Play heroes that don't require pin-point aim. He mained Reinhardt, skill rank 3300.
>>
>>161029259

https://youtu.be/lCvEUV8DLXI

bronze mmr here
>>
>>161041834
How can these people be so fucking bad at the game?
>>
>>161028823
I have a friend who doesn't play fps games either but he enjoys playing it with me and my friend
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>>161025569
Computers don't make any sense.
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>>161033182
Zarya's Brother
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>>161040541
objective kill cards carry more weight than just straight up kills
you do have to have people on the point/payload uncontested for a certain time in order to win the game, you know
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>>161037867
>half of the game counters D.Va's ult

I agree.
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