/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

fucking queers need to gtfo
dota is not for gays

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Your girl's cheating on you with a shitty rng card game

>>161003909
stfu faggot
I bet you don't even appreciate a feminine penis

>>161003816
would you mind to mail me on a temporary mail? i only have one personal mail...
here's the mail: [email protected]

Xz tusk is insane but SCCC is a god

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reminder to never go blademail on legion commander

Why is it almost impossible to win against SD+Luna+drow lineup
What should I pick/make to counter this shitty shit and actually win the game

>>161004096
9

>>161004096
7.

>>161004153
axe+ww is a good start

THIS FUCKING TUSK AHJFAJIEFOPJAIEFP

>>161003816
still no mail :(

>>161004153
pick magnus+ursa+jug lineup

based chinks singlehandedly dragging tusk back into the meta

>>161004329
they always liked tusk for some reason. It's not a coincidence that DAC meta had tusk
are we watching chinks pretend they can play invoker?

>>161004096
Define carry

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>win 5 ranked games in a row
>lose a single ranked game
>figure forced 50 is about to kick in so play unranked
>pic related

doturds?

>>161004429
>are we watching chinks pretend they can play invoker?
>blink invoker is bad
>maybe invoker is bad
>sccc invoker is bad
???????????????????????

>max Q LC misses duel damage by one hit
dumb

>>161004481
compared to western sandnigger invokers the chinks can't play invoker for shit

>>161004096

10

>>161004096
4

>>161003816
i can't repond, i figured you could just send me your steam and we arrange something

when my team wants to let the game go to 60 minutes

i start feeding


dota past the 30 minute mark becomes literally unplayable

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>>161004102
reminder LC is actually black and also my cuckolding GF

This LC is going a BKB against zero nuke damage
when she should be going an aghs

>>161004709
yeah I don't want to post my steam here
think of something

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Is messaging a highschool crush on facebook a bad idea?

>>161004934
i said to send it to the temp mail, not post it here

>>161004964
hey that's my sister wtf

>>161004964
shes not white

>>161004964
yes. It's one of my only regrets

>>161004964
depends on what you're gonna say

I've thought about hitting up girls with
>i've been reminiscing about the time we spent together, you want to get coffee sometime?
but idk

>>161004964
>highschool crush adds me on fb
>she's married with two kids
>at 25
wtf I hate facebook now

>>161004997
>not liking the perfect skin color for girls

>>161005096
perfect skin color is white
with blue eyes
and light brown hair

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I want Luna to shit in my mouth

>>161005152
my crush was a nip halfbreed

deso on LC... so fucking dumb
These trash have no idea how to itemize properly

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>>161005152
wrong the perfect skin color is blue
with greenish-blue eyes
and white hair
pic related its my waifu

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>>161005152
weird, that exact combination always seems to trigger /d2g/

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>>161005152
damn if must suck to have shit taste anon

>>161005239
pros can make 2+2=fish

>>161005274
image filtered

>>161004934
thank you

>>161005075
would it be cringy to just tell them you think they're beautiful

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>>161005221
would you?

>>161005461
me on the left

>>161004096
12

what if jakiros aghs ult lasted 60 seconds instead of 30?

Jugg is such a broken hero that you can virtually go any DPS build and still do good...

I mean this guy has the lowest BAT, a bkb with damage, aoe heart to sustain and invulverability WHILE BEING ABLE TO ATTACK.

why newbee deserve invite?

>>161005434
a little
what I posted was more for if you already had a relationship with the girl

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>>161005596
Nobody deserves an invite desu

Every slot should be qualifier except maybe the previous winner, but even that's not reliable, secret between shanghai and manlia being a good example.

>>161005552
>doom and sb
>2.0 BAT
>physical damage carries

>>161005591
he's got a small sword, of course he's gonna swing it fast

>>161005719
thanks for triggering us you faggot

>>161004096
Every hero in that picture except Barathos The Spirit Breaker has "Carry Potential".

>Theoryshit to myself
>You know: Blink doesn't give any stats to Meepo, and I seem to never use it
>Maybe I could not build Blink for a game
>Miss no less than 8 kill opportunities because of this idiocy
>Lose the game because of it
That my friends is why you don't theoryshit.

so is there a way that i dont have to see these shit ads during streams anymore? adblock doesnt seem to be working now

>>161005719
oh... i have said maybe like 10 words to this girl my entire life.

>>161005768
>which of these heroes are carries
>which of these heroes are physical damage carries

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Post outdated comics

>>161005817
why the fuck would you think not building blink is a good idea? blink dagger is core on literally every hero

>>161005359
did i get rused? did you even add me?

>>161005985
Because I'm a fucking retard, that's why.

>>161005848
turn off html player. You can't stop streamed ads.

>>161005879
bara, razor, doom can't carry for shit though.

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>>161005886

>>161005985
>blink am, qop, storm
pushing it a bit there lad

>>161004096
Almost every hero can become carry in that pic except barathrum

>>161006002
yes, no

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>/d2g/ now has 2 (two) tripfaggots posting in it

A sign this place continues to get worse

>>161004096
if were going by what volvo calls carries then all of them are

if were going by if they actually CAN carry, I'd count two. Since alot of those "carries" are trash.

>>161006223
REMEMBER: /D2G/ IS NOT /INT/

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nth for pure maidens

>>161006223
hello redneck farmer. I have fast unlimited internet and you don't. I can play on every server in the world and you're stuck on USE or USW

>>161006285
>not having forced anonymous on

>>161006285
can't get worse than sheever posters

does someone on us wanna play? i need some people to play with

>>161006181
>not wanting to blink over 2k range on a whim

kill yourself

>>161006285
>Not having every as anymoose at all times
>Acknowledging tripfags at all

Thanks for joining the 4chan community literally yesterday friend always glad to have new people in the secret club

>>161006474
>>161006391
>if I close my eyes and pretend the faggotry goes away la la la

>>161006285
really? i never noticed, i instantly filter all tripfags (see redditors) and i never see anything they post again. now that i think about it i have a lot of retards in this general filtered even if they are not tripfags

>>161006516
There's a literal "Hide shitposters, tripfags and all people they bait" button, if you want to fester in shit and vomit more power to you, some people are above that. I bet you don't have a novel of filters either

>lebanon woke up and came into /d2g/
>he looked around and said "let there be metaposting an /int/ posting
>and /d2g/ became /int/ and /b/

>>161006625
this, i only really see about half of the posts in this general at any given time. if its a bad day even less

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>>161005886
fixed

>>161006625
Filtering is good, forced anonymous is bad because people give them (You)s without realizing and encourage them.

>>161006625
hello raydit

>people fell for reddit
>filtering to only see the upvoted posts

>>161006659
When will you finally realize that not all based 4chanposters are me

You all got baited by some guy yesterday and I literally want even on the gulag at the time

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Oldfags here ?

>>161006852
Wasn't even**

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>>161006853
Yes.
*President of the dota-thread*

>>161006853
ye-yea

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>>161006323
sauce?

>>161006853
been here since scv was on /v/

reminder d2g is a spin-off of that community

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>>161006853
right here

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>>161007023
>>161007038
No matter how much you did not invent about me shit, cooling your asshole, you're all the same remain envious devstvennomezhkoy that dries on the fishing of herring and meat hole, constantly whining in thread and trying to discredit me and ruin my reputation, and at night you zasosyvaesh banana Statement in the ass, and imagine that you nyashny trapik. In this case you hardly have enough money even for Rollton. You're just a washed-omezhnoe, flawed uёbische them and you will always remain. It's a pity your parents, they wanted a son, but here such here vysralos degenerative purulent shizouёbische defective.

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Carefully Consider a man in the accompanying photos. Can you imagine how this man was crying and trembling fingers picking up the phone to some vague whore, to talk about his feelings for her? Can you imagine what he misses in line with vyblyadkom fat mummy in his arms? And the fact that he works half a year, handing out fliers to buy a iphone? You see him as a man who hesitates to tell his parents that his twenty-fourth birthday, he wants to have a drink with your friends?
Now look at it again. Do you see it stylish branded items? Maybe it is covered with swollen muscles and thick veins? It has the appearance of a film actor or a male model?
Behind him is an expensive car?
Look again at the man and ask yourself, what's wrong with him?
Why his eyes iron, steel in his posture, and instead lead the skin?

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>>161006853
Yeyeme....

>>161006853
Is 2014 old enough?

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World smallest moderator

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>>161006853
yes *deletes old memes* yes :p

>>161007204
is that a bird

>>161007204
What a small cock

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>>161007105

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>lost naix
Where does he climb?

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>>161007269
based

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Im here

>>161007250
it's a rooster

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>>161007204
How can I play with you, omega-obosranets. You often repeat themselves in the mirror, you do not vsraty omezhny Untermensch, look you whore spidoznye will give. Ubeysya, nemuzhchina.

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>d2g has tripniggers now

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Go to secret confa, need punish perdoters

*Prezident dotatreda*

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>>161007097
>devstvennomezhkoy
>zasosyvaesh banana Statement in the ass

>>161007353
/a/ has tripfriends what's wrong with /vg/ having them?
besides it's always the same <100 people posting. It would be good to know each other

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>>161007353
what's wrong with this i am oldfag

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Take a look at thos wonderful photography

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>>161007432
Already inside, waiting for directions

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>>161007660

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>>161007660
here's ze enother van
*ministr dotatreda*

>>161007448
please just stay on your containment board if that is how you feel

>>161007795
the irony

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senseitaion **LULDA AND NS ARE THE GAYS**

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>>161007517
>an """""""""""""""""""""""oldfag""""""""""""""""""""""" thinks he is a trip, when he doesnt even have a trip
You Cannot Make This Up /d2g/

>>161007956
NS was a fucking cutie back then

>>161007448
>Lets emulate a dying hugbox which is only clinging to life due to a few generals which make up the vast majority of posts

hmmm

>>161008128
zachem zhe ti tak prilozhil etu omezhku?

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>>161008128
i m to lazy for this i dont give a fuck honestly imo namefag=tripfag just the same niggers

>>161008208
>dying
>growing by 10% every year due to anime getting more and more popular

>>161008208
Just wait till Valve releases the patch and the regulars come back to the slightly-less-dead game. Threads always turn to garbage the longer patch limbo goes on and this one has been like 4 months, it's only the sickos who can't help playing this trash game that are here so obviously the threads aren't gonna be good.

>>161008283
Anime becoming more popular sure has raised its quality!

>>161003705
>Average Peru north (us east) champ selection.jpg

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>>161004096
Sven and Naga. Two.

>>161004102
But she is blademail, the hero.

>>161004153
Just draft teamfight/initiators lmao. Can't do shit against Pudge/Sand King/Axe/Tidehunter/Enigma/Faceless Void/Treant Protector/Earthshaker. Even Underlord and Undying are good against them.

How do you win games when you have 5 retards on your team in every game?

>>161008364
dota being popular has raised it's quality a little bit. Riki used to be really strong and stomped pubs

>>161008283
>While the culture defining boards grow by 50-200%, making /a/ even more irrelevant every year

LOL

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going have some good old florentina pizza $120

alo rusnya che vi tut zabili? V /moba/ zabanili?

>>161008754
/a/ is the DNA of this website

>>161008729
Are you also a retard?

>>161004096
11

Real talk: Does Gyrocopter have THE WORST ahgs upgrade in the game? 4200 gold for not even a flak cannon shot every 2 seconds, what were they even thinking, at least global calldown had uses like clearing creeps or global slow

>>161009019
They should bring it back now spell carries are more viable

>>161008823
D-dyaaaa....

>>161008890
DNA remains relevant at all stages of existence

the same cant be said for /a/

>much of /a/ is made up of discussion of Socially acceptable anime like Jojo's, OPM, etc

hmmm

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WORLD BEST WK CARRY IN THE WHOLE OMNIVERSE HEIL EvilArthas

>>161007740
i wonder what kind of effect does energy drinks have on a baby in a pregnant woman

>it's a "d2g gets mad that 4chan culture, like dota culture, is about making people mad and shitposting" episode

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POST RARE PAPECH DOTURDDS

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the world's best carry in hte world is best

>>161009319
Finland

>>161009332
"Dota" "culture"""
Lmao.

>>161009510
rofl dota doesn't have culture, 4chan doesn't have culture, white people don't have culture lol

>>161009265
>>161009445
>linking that screaming retard
This is +18 site, kid. You should go back to dota2.ru.

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>>161009610
no u

>>161008468
I spammed underlord quite a lot against them and got >free mmr.

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> dota2.ru

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>>161009742

the gluelog

the dota 2 gluelog

on 4chan.org - Home of the Alt-Right!

anyone else watching hearthstone?

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>>161009610
> dota2.ru
didnt even close tab with this site, vsruh

>>161009608
"White" "people"
ROFL

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>>161009742

>dota2.ru

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>tfw notail is objectively better than arteezy
>tfw og is objectively better than EG

>>161009019
>haven't played gyro in 10 months and saw him picked less and less in pubs
So that's what happened to poor fucker

>parents force me to go back home for thanksgiving
>they dont even serve tendies

why does my family hate me?

>>161010116
They didn't force you to do shit, you went there out of the fear of repercussions.

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>>161010116

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GO IN HERE http://dota2.ru/memes AND POST THE DANKIEST MEMES YOU SEE HERE

>>161010056
EG goes back to being Tier 3 every single time they pick up RTZ, wait till he leaves for Secret and they'll take TI7

>>161010096
Yeah both direct and indirect nerfs nonstop, meanwhile Slark and Invoker were always as popular and are probably stronger than they were then, no nerfs at all

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Where is the Dota 2 turned me into a bitter filled Russian hater category for Steam awards?

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>>161010243
Just Russians?

I hate anyone who isn't from West Europe or USA and I even hate some of the West Europeans sometimes.

>>161010243
cyka laern russian

>>161010243
privet ti che ohuel

>>161010348
Russians single handedly ruined EU West Dota.
2nd worst people are probably fucking Turks.

>>161010579
Spot on mate.

I wish we had a countdown that just gave us hours days until decent e sports.

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>>161010243
>>161010348

any one have that LD won Dota gif/webM?

>>161010579
and yet /d2g/ keeps trying to tell me slavs are eu

>>161010243
>>161010348
>>161010579
>>161010626
I don't get it. I have no problems with Russians. They do cooperate and they don't give up, like most of the other eu players(fuck the french and brits, fucking crybabies.)
Maybe that's because i am russian. It's OUR game, we are the majority. If you want to play without problems then learn basics of Russian dota slang or play 5 stack only

>>161010925
>russians in d2g
fucking end me lads.

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>>161010875
>Slavs keep telling me that slavs are EU

Putin tried to join the EU back in the early 00's and was denied.

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When is the next esports?

>>161010985
You JUST noticed that? What about that other retard who spams pictures with Cyrillic moonrunes in this thread?

>>161010875
That's going to end for the next major, CIS get their own qualifiers

>>161010579

why do they queue EU West? to avoid other Russians? all the Peruvians queue US East/West to avoid Brazilians

>>161011041
and now putin is just taking back the best parts of the soviet union and calling them russian

with the EU you lose

>>161011043
3

>>161011043

3 and 4 at the same time

>>161011250
It's not going to make their economy any stronger long term.

>>161011141
>why do they queue EU West? to avoid other Russians?
1.They just queue all servers to find the game faster
2. Yes, there are a lot of "fuck all other Russians i want based intelligent Europeans to carry me"-faggots
3. Some get better ping in eu servers than in Russian, because Russian server is located somewhere in Luxembourg or Stockholm.

>>161011331
Trump ending sanctions will help

>>161011331
>implying the economy will matter when you just secured your tactical advantage for ww3

>>161011385
Ending sanctions isn't going to magically create stuff that the EU or USA will import anyway, as they get everything cheaper from China/Vietnam/South America anyway, their best bet at any long term wealth is seizing control of Aleppo pipeline because the EU still uses petrol.

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/d2g/ - Geopolitics

I am thankful for Soe

>>161011343
EUW is in luxembourg
RU is in sweden
I think EUE is in sweden too

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>>161011553

>tfw no slav dota gf

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>>161011696
EU East is in Australia

>>161011043
3

>>161011783
>>161011264
lol these brainlets

>>161011738
can't be that hard to find a girl that looks like dendi

>>161011783
Technically it depends on how much water the spout is outputting, at a high level of output [1] will fill fastest because the outlet isn't capable of draining it quickly enough.

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>>161004096
Excluding Naga, 11.

>>161010875
you need to stop fixating on the EU, it's entirely irrelevant when discussing whether something is european
europe stops at the urals and the caucasus

>>161011937
how are some arbitrary geographic limitations defined after ww2 proof that slavs are part of europe

slavs have consistently been the enemy of europe now after the last great war yurocucks try and pretend their enemy is now their lover

>>161012198
I don't think anyone here is pretending to be friends with slavs.

>>161012250
no they are just trying to claim slav accomplishments as their own

>>161012250
I'm stack with a Russian.

>>161012395
Pretty sure those are just slavs talking about themselves. It's a goddamn infestation here.

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>tfw

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>>161012485
>Croatia

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>>161004964
it's actually a great idea, i managed to bang 2 bitches from my highschool this way.

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>>161012485
>tfw you don't give a fuck about cosmetics and have no idea if this is boasting or not

>>161012647
forgot to brush his teeth LUL

>>161012589
Any problem there, mate?

>>161012673
Idc that much either, but its nice to get some from time to time..

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>>161012647
Why are women so cruel?

>>161013568
because it was ungodly degeneracy

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WTF IS THAT HE WASNT IN A PARTY?????motherfucker had 1.5pages with losses in a row,reported him tho and hes playing LP now KARMA BITCH

>>161013787
he did nothing wrong

wtf since when is incapacitating bite not an orb

>>161012868
S H I T H O L E

>>161014719
since like last month duh lul

>>161003816
sent

>>161014719
nothing is an orb except deso, am, drow and viper

>>161014736
I know lol

>>161014840
enchantress
sk
jakiro
od

viper is no longer uam

where is singsing?

>>161014980
strike that enchantress isnt uam

my mistake

>https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/5ekjf3/valve_i_think_its_time_to_release_an_updated/
WHAT IF REDDIT IS USEFUL FOR ONCE?

>>161015568
>being a memepoint cuck

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>>161015568
>retards still subscribing to the idea the trench ends and some promised land of courteous english speakers that pick sensibly and play as a team is waiting for them if they grindmonkey enough MMR

4k was shit 2 years ago, it's shit now and it'll be shit in another 2 years

>>161015568
inflation needs to be taken down

>>161015568
Dear god, no. Now that Reddit has complained about the matchmaking algorithm and seen everything except GPM and KDA nerfed recalibration will be five carries vs five carries.

>>161015568
for what?
so i can pretend that I'm good because 3k+ is above average

>>161016008
fuck you and your smurf production facility.

>>161016109
Mad?

>>161015843
some north america only servers would be nice tho

is arc warden safe lane viable?

>>161016157
no. You're just ruining matchmaking with your unnecessary accounts.

>>161016271
Iron talon jungle noob

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>>161016236
how can you even say that its 2016 for gods sake

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>>161016236
You are NEVER getting fucking region locking

>>161015568
>inb4 Valve listen to plebbit then adds division and MMR decay

>queue up a game of dota
>get 9/10 peruvians all chimping out about some shit I dont understand
>they all pick cores so it's not even a real game of dota

or

>get 9/10 smurfs they're all chimping out about some shit I dont understand
>they all pick cores so its not even a real game of dota

honestly this game is starting to get unplayable

you guys are no different from PSG tbqh

>>161016419
mmr decay would be alright to combat inflation

but one only has to watch a high (7k+) mmr stream to see that the trench does not end

>>161016490
no one is saying they belong in x bracket but being held back by peruvians

peruvians just ruin the fucking game. I would rather play 10 2k avg games then one 4k avg game with peruvians

what if you could toggle auras like vlads, ac

What's up with boston major being a week away and they haven't announced even one person from the talent team?

>>161014980
OD doesn't have orb effect ?

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>>161016486
DOTA HAS ALWAYS FUCKING BEEN LIKE THIS

>>161016490
Programmable synth generators?

>>161016532
no it wouldn't

the reason why mmr inflation exists is because valve listened to reddit complain for pros that they were getting +5mmr for shitstomping games

so now people get +25 mmr regardless of the mmr difference which caused the huge mmr inflation issue we have now

>>161016416
>>161016365
that's fine

the empty ching chong arena for the boston major will be pretty funny

>>161016651
yes maybe 3 or 4 peruvians/smurfs in a game but they were never the majority. The lack of patch, servers for peruvians and mmr inflation has caused this issue. It was not always like this

>>161016624
arcane "orb"

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>>161016486
You think that's bad? Check what my team picks after I randomed NP and look at their scores.

>not watching chess

>>161016486
What do you want?
a rules like in league? banning toxic players and offmeta picks

>>161016795
>the lack of patch
ahh yes a patch will magically solve everything

>>161016898
players who pick poorly and play poorly lose more MMR than players who pick well and play well

>>161016964
>muh meta picks
>muh forced roles

sounds like league

>>161016898
how about we get a real server for peruvians, valve goes back to the old mmr system so this smurf shit goes away, and maybe mmr system reworked so hero spammers dont climb so easy

but knowing valve none of this will happen

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>>161016795
Delusion

Pubs have always had pudge first pickers, 5 core lineups, ragers, feeders, tilters, bad english and smurfs. ALWAYS in long line of shit back to the Garena days.

Fucking arteezy in his 9k games gets pudge first pickers and peruvians shitting things up for him, it never gets better.

>tfw White and uncucked by taxes and SJWs

Man i'm thankful!

>>161016795
>mmr inflation
At least you are american, EU inflation is out of this world

>>161004096
322

>>161017026
You know what really sounds like league? Every single game having a weak midlane core, weak safelane core, weak jungle core, weak offlane core and the 5th player on support or another fucking core

>>161017026
>muh forced meta

wrong

i want players who lastpick sniper into heroes like nyx, spirit breaker and/or riki to lose more points for losing a game because they chose poorly.

>>161017028
>for peruvians
russians have a proper server too yet i always see them in EUW

>>161017156
we will always get bleeding because peruvians and russians don't like playing with each other but in this case peruvians play on USservers because they have better ping than peru servers

>>161017128
so enforcing specifics picks for each role is the solution

>>>/lolg/

>>161017312
but that's still wrong you dumb nigger

>>161017379
If you dont want people picking "poor" choices for a role then you are enforcing a specific pool of heroes for that role and forcing a meta.

Disagree with me if you want, but calling me wrong just shows how oblivious you are.

>>161017312
never said that you fucking ape

>>161016486
i bet you are brazilian piece of shit

>>161017616
please explain to me how you said anything on the contrary faggot

>>161017704
>>161017608
kill yourself

This might be a surprised but dota was not always like this, there used to be a thing called duolanes and even trilanes. However smurf/peruvians only care about MMR and they only trust themselves to bring it up. So they pick core every single game regardless of teammates picks. Solving the smurf/peruvian/inflation issue would address the core issue.

>>161017832
lmao this fucking faggot cant explain how im wrong so he tells me to kill myself

im done here

>>161017961
good

dropping truth bombs itt

there is no such thing as inflation

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>play Eu west
>get matched with 3 player with the same username
>assume there good team
>big fucking mistake .avi
>it 3 Slavic kids screaming through the mic
>top lane with huskar
>after 20 min look at his inventory
>22 tango
>mid lina feed pa
>wk and sven getting own by io and Disruptor
>sven max'd his stun
>no point in cleave
> Wk try to gank pa with io and night stalker
>fails
>start flaming me and huskar
>we lose i end up with 7/7 while everyone eles expect huskar had high death counts
>they call us useless than report us

>>161017832
for fucks sake dota has always had 5 core pub games and been more popular in places like peru, russia and SEA just fucking stop

>>161018104
just because people picked 5 cores doesn't mean its the same as now

Back then if you had 5 cores then you had either a trilane or duolane. Now you have duo junglers or the 5th is fighting someone for the lane

>>161018365
i've only heard of one trashcan that was so deluded
fuck off PSG

>>161018365
delusional

dota was always shit

>>161018038
>there is no such thing as inflation

>back then the highest pros got was 5.5k MMR
>then valve changes a bunch of things about the MMR system
>Now we have 9k players and 20hour queues for these players

yea nothing has changed

>>161018038
that is just mathematically and logically untrue

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>>161018441
>>161018467
Iron talon is what makes duo jungle and most junglers in the first place possible. And iron talon was only added in 6.86

So no, dota was not always like this.

>>161018503
>Back we had less player
>Also, everybody sucked.

>>161018770
that has nothing to do with the MMR system retardbro

>>161018719
fuck off PSG

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>>161018719
Who gives a fuck if more people run jungle now, it doesn't change the fact that pubs have always been 5 core trashcan vs. trashcan shitfests

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>go into dining room for thanksgiving
>extended family is pro Trump
did not see that coming

>>161018831
I've already explained why they are different, maybe try using your brain to remember what you read a few seconds ago.

>>161018951
you didn't explain shit mate just spouted some bullshit with no basis in reality

>>161019186
I'm sorry that you have brain issues then

this is exactly why everyone shits on your games PSG

Dunning–Kruger syndrome in full effect

>>161018951
lmao fuck off psg

>>161019186
He's implying that 4-5 cores are more viable now since you can go iron talon jungling instead of gimping your other lanes by fighting for cs with your teammates.

>>161018813
>More player don't create more new MMR
based retard bro.

>>161004096
7

doom, sb, gyro, bh and silencer cannot "carry" a game

if you mean that they can get a lot of farm and may or may not do anything with it, then that's another story

>>161019472
MMR is a zero sum system, you could have half the world playing and the result would be the same

The only reason why we have 9k players isn't because we have more players its because valve changed the mmr system

Learn how the MMR system works and some proper english before arguing about it

>>161019651
Players don't start at 0 MMR so how does new players/accounts not affect the existing amount of MMR?

>>161019651
>Fucking booster how do they work.
Whenever a new boosted account is created it gives a way FREE MMR all the way down to their true MMR.
As a result everybody gets boosted.

Guys I haven't seen my dad that much in the past months

and I saw a picture of him and I realized he is old

I'm crying so much

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>tfw no loli rapist hero
EXPLAIN YOURSELVES DOTARDS?
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE THIS?

>>161019827
At you have a father.
I am this close to destroy my """father""" life on court.

>>161019468
so what's the problem?

>>161004096

Doom was proven a carry at TI4
Necro's Kill stealing 50%hp damage ult must be in a carry position
Gyro is shit now but always a carry
infinite int silencer is a carry
tanky prophet is a carry

the only hero who can't carry is the bounty loving cat even with a build of 4 divine + battlefury

>>161020023
>I am this close to destroy my """father""" life on court.
why

>>161019827
>>161020023
Haha degenerate western culture

>>161019764
Because the games are based on MMR averages and the result is based on the MMR difference. So a 3k player losing to a 5k player would just be +5 MMR change in the system. And them climbing to their true MMR (low or high) wouldn't influence others that much.

There's a lot of studies done with the MMR system, the point I'm trying to make is that it was working fine until valve fucked with the numbers.

>>161019816
Not a significant enough number to affect everyone and they're always lower than the top MMR players.

>>161020161
It a long story.
Lets say he planned to ruin the rest of the family.
>>161020192
Jokes on you, I am a spic

>>161019952
who is davion the dragon knight, who is chen the something something nigger

>>161020354
they are knights

>>161020340
Sad to hear.

>>161020451
WE

How do I unsubscribe from a blog?

>>161020548
use the filter

>>161020586
my image hashes are not proving sufficient enough

slark is top 10 on the 'skill ceiling' list and only retards will debate me

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We need to port lux in dota.

>>161020794
the image in the OP is correct and you are wrong

>>161020794
retard here
i will NOT debate you

>>161020884
you dont know the difference between a floor and a ceiling do you

>>161020838
She'll be pretty useless without the AP scaling mechanic. Slow skill shot snare, that AoE slow is okay I guess, the shield is pretty average, the ult is garbage.

>>161017128
Aren't all the side lanes equidistant in league

>>161020937
How does Slark require skill? Smooth attack animation for easy last hits, Purge on a very low CD, Pounce is pretty much a short blink with the added utility, his Essence Shift with his Ulti means it's hard to man fight him. The people that require skill would be the ones facing a Slark.

>>161021264
jesus christ stop emberassing yourself, you're talking about skill floor, while I'm talking about skill ceiling

>>161021385
>No micro
>Easy mode skill set
>Goes online a lot faster than most hard carries
I'd like to hear about this skill ceiling you're talking about?

>>161021583
here's the thing though

if slark has a shit start (protip, axe shits on slark at practically at stages of the game) he rarely catches back up.

>>161021583
all your points are in reference to skill floor
>no micro
skill FLOOR,
>easy mode skill set
skill FLOOR. sand kings abilities are simple as fuck, you wanna say that his skill FLOOR stops him from having a high skill ceiling?
>Goes online a lot faster than most hard carries
why does that stop anyone from having a skill ceiling?
anyways if you havent figured out already im not gonna argue shit about why he has a high skill ceiling I just wanted to bait retards into arguing about skill floor because thats what retards do and most slark haters are retards and i want easy (you)s

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>d3g claims x

>x immediately and thoroughly proven categorically false

every time

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The only hero with a TRU skill ceiling is Chen with LEGACY KEYS

>random support
>win my team the early game hard
>cores dive t3s alone when t2s still stand
>multiple times
>no buyback
>lose
>4.5k
really makes you think

>>161021878
>d2g claims x
>x is true
>the universe rewrites itself so x isnt true and d2g is wrong
I've seen it