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HEY GUYS WHEN IS SKYRIM SCRIPT EXTENDER COMING TO SPECIAL EDITION??
>Skyrim Special Edition has been released, and the original SKSE will not work with it. We are currently investigating the application to create a SKSE64 build for the Special Edition. This will not be a fast process. The update to 64-bits means a lot of investigation and changes. Much like the work that has gone into F4SE this will take a tremendous amount of effort. We appreciate your patience while this work continues. We have no timeline for a release. - the SKSE team 29 October 2016
Elder Thread: >>160943016
first for shit beards
Waifus
Lore
HARMONY
>>160989968
chinstraps will burn in hell
>>160989998
Chinstraps are sexy, kys
Has there been any news on the progress of SKSE64?
>>160990140
Those trimmed down fine chinstraps that fat betas use to pretend they have a jawline? Nah
>>160990152
Early 2017.
>>160989968
first post best post
i mena who the fuck things having a dick on their beard looks good
Morrowind is pretty cheap on steam at the moment.
Am I a fag for buying Todd's game or should I just pirate it?
>>160990318
I would give money to experience Morrowind over Skyrim tbqh, but I like old RPGs
Leaving this here before I go knock myself out.
Why is she perfect?
This is why Ulfric killed Torygg.
>>160990392
Bijiin mods are fantastic.
>>160990403
I not a fan of his Mers tho
>>160990467
Because he doesn't use ridges?
I don't like it that they avoid the ridges so much
This is Rampage with ELFX, does it just seem too dark to me? What do you guys use with Rampage if anything at all?
>>160990403
most of the bijin characters have massive heads. that would be my biggest complaint with them
>>160990554
yes its too dark... is that an inn?
whoever plays like that must be some really edgy faggots or autistic
one of the two
>>160990554
Are you using the interior enhancer? Most people advice against that.
>>160990659
Yes I am, I'll remove it and test.
>>160990389
Is that Hellboy and Darth Maul's lost son
What's everyone's favorite parts of the lore? I personally love anything related to Lorkhan and Tiber/Hjalti all the way through to Talos
I love making characters that know how much of a piece of shit he can be, but loves the actual story of Tiber and Talos
>>160990978
I like the vampire lore.
Found out if I make my MC too attractive I spend most of the time looking at her instead of playing.
>>160991115
You need to get your eyes checked, buddy.
>>160991097
I believe by merely responding to me you may have sullied my post
>>160991170
>being mean to me
>>160991317
dem dicksuckin lips
>>160991317
>>160991115
get a fucking ENB m8
One more annoying post before I go to sleep.
I'm using a variety of 2k texture mods which include the definitive 2k Texture Pack aswell as vivid Lanscapes All In One but my textures are still ass on the walls and ground of cities and towns. What the hell am I doing wrong?
>>160991317
She's not so bad. Good work, anon! An ENB helps improve characters a lot as well, but it's not a must.
Goodnight /tesg/
>>160991585
Goodnight anon
>>160991467
>>160991415
I don't think my computer could handle much but the lightest ENBs to be honest, I'm not sure that I wouldn't achieve a better graphics/performance balance with the mods I'm using.
If there are some nice looking ones that aren't too resource heavy I'll give it a go.
>>160991585
Dont look under your bed tonight.
>>160991585
Goodnight anon
>>160991585
Goodnight anon
>>160991654
Oh fuck off Cumtears. You always try to ape off what others are doing you unimaginative cunt.
Why the fuck do you think anything you does matters, Indonesian shitskin.
>>160991585
Goodnight, anon.
>>160991716
why are there so many fellow poltards here
>>160991097
>>160991654
60 bucks say that this is an impersonator shitposting.
>>160991750
Nope, he's online.
>>160991467
>>160991317
She kinda looks like Elidrine
>>160991716
Except for the fact that he did it first, newfriend.
Worst bait ever
>>160991747
>fellow
thanks billy
Is there a mod to summon a permanent and unkillable Fire Atronach follower that you can marry?
>>160991974
>He did it first
Look at the dates on the pictures you neanderthal fuck.
>>160989925
I just got morrowind, played it years ago but never used mods back then.
What mods should I get? No new quests or places needed.
>>160992774
I just use MGSO tbqh
Sure is ded
Post your newest screenshot
>>160993212
for the anon that wanted to crotch area fixed: Its not fixed
it first looked like it, but i just took another look at it and there is still a seam. no idea how to get rid of it 100% desu
this might be something that needs to be done in blender, similar to wrist/neck seams but i have no experience in that area
>>160993212
It was a bit awkward renting a room and having Lisette sitting there, seemingly waiting for me.
>>160993212
This is kind of rare for me.
>Dragonplate Armour of Ultimate Unbreakable Defensiveness
yfw mods like this
>>160993295
Well Lisette's a qt so you should be glad she was there
>>160993405
What is? Posting screenshots?
>>160993212
>>160993576
I suppose so. As far as Solveig's background is concerned, she did serve as a Solitude guard for a long while. But then she left and made a name for herself as an adventurer, a dragonborn, and a Companion. Now that she's back home, maybe Lisette just wanted to catch up.
Yeah, that's it.
>>160993576
Posting landscape only screenshots.
>>160993942
It's always a good idea for bards to keep in touch with local, successful adventurers, especially ones of great renown! How else do you think we get those hot, fresh ballads the people crave?
>>160994124
Well you should do more of those, scenery is always nice
>>160994239
Sadly my lod is beyond shit so I can't do nice landscape.
>>160993212
oblivion or skyrim? never played a tes game before.
>>160994239
Well, I do landscape shots pretty often IRL.
My to-do list grows longer...
>>160994436
Redguard
dead as fuck
>mfw a riekling mounted on a boar becomes an unstoppable tank
>tfw someone went out their way to put nipples on my textures
>They even want to upload them on the nexus
>Didn't even have to do it myself.
Glad they asked though.
>>160993212
Not my newest but pretty new.
>>160995881
Is that from Vicn's new mod? How good is it?
>>160996190
It's a short quest mod.
It has you going through a castle of some sort against Frost enemies that pretty much drain your stamina. They give you a ring beforehand to counter against it a bit but it still doesn't help too much.
>>160996280
>Be a Falmer
>Walk through taking literally no damage
easy pesy
>>160995881
what the FUCK is that resolution my dude
sorry if its a meme ive been away for a while
>>160996808
Nvidia being niggers with the resolutions allowed in DSR
>>160996871
oh okay thanks for the punctual reply
>>160996648
Lucky.
>>160996808
Just some resolution that's close to 2K which still gives me a good enough framerate to play the game without getting frustrated.
I need my 30+ fps.
>>160996871
>>160996891
I can go to 2k though. It's just that I don't.
>>160996924
oh okay thanks for the not quite as punctual reply
Happy ameri-burger holiday ya'll.
Good luck for those of us who have to cook.
>>160993212
One of the newer ones.
>>160997591
>tfw don't have to cook
>get to pig out on food
aw ye.
>>160997632
aw ye
Are we ded? All the Americans are probably hunting for turkeys already.
>>160998461
>American national holiday is all about stuffing food up a turkey's ass
>>160993212
>>160998551
I can stuff it up your ass if you'd prefer.
>>160998732
But I poop from here.
>>160998732
The turkey?
>>160999023
Sure, if that's what you're in to.
Is there a mod that lets you do radiant quests in Skyrim without sending you to Solstheim?
Playing SSE.
>>160990978
The Forsworn and the Falmer.
>>160998461
Nope, bagged mine earlier this month.
I am cooking some spinach and tomato soup though.
>>160993212
>>160999154
It's not a real Thanksgiving on 4chan until somebody becomes the Turducken. Glad you volunteered.
>>160993212
>>160993212
testin' mods and dickin' around
>>161000156
You coming back for good this time?
my save was 30.4mb. removed some old mods and their orphan scripts with resaver, then made a new save to run through save cleaner to clean dead bodies, reset cells and stuff. got me down to 27.6mb. is that about normal for 208 hours played with 250+ mods?
Is it normal for vanilla Morrowind to crash every other hour?
>>161000056
Is this the hedge knight armor? What hood is that?
>>161000346
For a while. I always take these things in spells.
>>161000430
Not usually, no.
There are various stability settings on mods like mcp and exeopt which can help without actually changing the game.
>>161000538
I think that's the hedge knight armor, might be some kind of retexture and hood is telvanni hood, but i'm not sure what mod it's from, may be the telvanni house one
>>160993212
Comfy sea of ghosts exploration while it's freezing outside is the best.
>>161000538
this >>161000757 is correct, I did a shitty minor recolor and the hood is just from telvanni hood mod, didn't know tel nalta had one
Anything better than Skyrim NPC editor 0.75.1 exists? When I try to save/edit a preexisting NPC it will say "Object reference not set to an instance of an object" and then spout gibberish.
live
Don't be ded, /tesg/.
post combat you fucking goblin knob gobblers
I really want a TES spinoff where you get to play as Blademaster Shinji.
I think it wouldmake for a great.gaidengame
>>160990389
>spelling his name right
>>161003834
>>161003834
>>161003985
notto disu shitto agen
>>160990389
Noice. Didn't see it until now.
>>161003985
>Yarti's on her period and Snake is losing his mind from the sex.
>>161003834
>>161004069
Naw, it aint that. I was testing a mod for someone, makes mead/wine and such give you a small health regen boost for a few seconds.
So I stripped Snake and started a bar fight.
>>161003834
>>161004172
>stripped Snake
Lewd
>>161004172
>>161004281
Would you call him Naked Snake at that point?
>>161004349Wipe this meme from the face of the earth
>>161004464Free will is a myth.
Religion is a joke.
How's your party doing?
Playing the Dawnguard quest for the first time. Now taking my new dragon bro for a stroll in a snowy night, roleplaying it as it's less likely for him to be spotted and go into trouble.
Only he's starting fights with pretty much everything that moves and I have to deal with Inigo's shitty quips all the fucking time while Meeko run in circles.It's fun.
>>161004584How about full of shit? Is that a meme?
>>161004732Ever since Trump won the election it kinda is.
Is odahviing a tsundere?
>>161004464If you pull that trigger, will i die?
>>161004797
Definitely.I'd still rather dickhug Durnehviir though tbdesu fampai
Do Rutah and Gaz have any extra dependencies? The readme just says to find them in the Silver-blood inn, but if I go there with the .esp enabled my game crashes to desktop.
>>161004879
It's a big gun.
>>161004998
Do you have HDT installed?
>>161005030
I do not. Is that a requirement?
>>161005083
Yeah, get ready for bouncy boobies.
>>161005017to_me_
>>161005164
Well shit. Should really have been in the readme. Time to set that up and have it inevitably bug out on me.
vaguerant on twitch
see you nerds there
Ebony Bikini When
>>161005458
Nice, nice job based Deo!
>>161004797
>>161004920
It's a real shame thatdragons don't even fuck, you faggots.
>>161006136
>he hasn't downloaded that mod that turns dragons into horny cock craving sluts
>>161004464
>>161005458
Why the fuck would you draw the most generic character in tesg?
>>161006443
Stay salty, Cumshit.
>>161006443
t. cumtears.
>>161006443
post your husband so someone can draw him
>>161006435
A-anon, I love you.
>>161006595
>his hope and optimism, gone
How fare your adventures today?
>>161006507
>>161006512
>Cumtears boogeyman
This is on par with SJW's or stormcucks.
>>161006217
It would go against the laws ofthe market.The demand is already massive, dragons should therefore supply.
>>161006443
why not
>>161006912
very gud
kind of cold
>>161006443
all these flavors and you choose to be salty
>>161007160
>Faust now has his own defence force
Wew the only other regulars who have one are Eiries, Izzy and Meara. I just love the standards of /tesg/.
>>161007247
It's not that people are defending Faust. It's just that people are picking on you for getting upset about something so trivial.
Who cares if Faust got a drawing? A lot of people in /tesg/ did already so it's no big deal.
>>161006912
My adventures were haulted by a corrupted nif that I can only assume was from a bad Dyndo install. Had uninstall and install a backup I made. Might do Unslaad later.
>>161007247
Get a load of this guy, bitchin on genocide for freedom day
>>161007247
literally don't give a shit about any of your regulars, just making fun of your childish jealousy
>>161007351
>Generico gets a drawing
>There are infinitely more interesting characters to draw than the power fantasy of some neckbearded fatso.
Did you know that his character is: Really big! (setscale 1.30) - He's strong - He has a 50-foot dick and he's really popular among all the ladies? He can do anything and he's so cool!
>>161007581
>butthurt.
>>161007581
Literally every husbando poster gives themselves a big dick though.
>>161006912
I bought some new friends to take back to the farm.
>>161007581
did you know you can commission artists to draw your characters?
>>161007581
maybe its not for his character
maybe its just for him because he's a cool duder
>>161007581
Who is more interesting then?
>>161006595
>>161007648
y-yeah..
>>161007715
>There are infinitely more interesting characters to draw than the power fantasy of some neckbearded fatso.
Anyone but him.
>>161007760
>giving your husbando the fing fang foom treatment
>>161007764
That's a pretty vague answer there. Surely you can name one?
>>161007581
So he's the typical Bethesda protagonist?
I drew Faust because itsF U N
>>161008004
Considering that size of a wang prevents anything except being a stealth archer, I say yes.
>>161007862
the wut now?
>Man meets sanguine
>sanguine tempts him
>Man is pious and considers such debauchery sin
>sanguine curses the man
>makes the man's dick so big he has to sling it over his shoulder to move
>his dick becomes his burden
>discovers an egg
>his wife and child leave him
>in his despair the man holds the egg
>man is transformed into a 60' tall dick with legs at the cost of his wife and child
>ravages the nibense with his seed
>the imperial city falls
>the man wakes up on the floor of the tavern
>his jaw is bruised
>innkeeper tells him that the man in the dark robes knocked him out cold in refusing his bargain
>the pious man turns into an alcoholic
ty based sanguine for such an epic quest
>>161008489
>ravages the Nibenese
what
I just installed ELFX.
What did ELFX mean by this?
>>161008640
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Nibenay
>>161008701
I know who the Nibenese are, just asking why them, and not the Colovians
It'd be funnier to ravage Nord Light
>>161008696
I like it
>>161008770
>he cocks the colovians out cold with his coming
>almost trips and drowns into the ocean
there
>>161008893
Beautiful. Thank you, anon.
>>160993251
You could ask Eiries for help, he'd probably know how to fix it.
>>161008489
>>161008893
So is that what they mean by "high impact sexual violence"?
>>160993251
>>161008998
I sure can but I have to bail in a half hour because lolturkey
gib stuff and I'll look at it when I get back (if someone else doesn't first.)
>>161009243
das a big archive
do they all have this crotch seam or is it just one of them or something
Starting a new Skyrim playthrough for the first time in years. Is the performance benefit from Skyrim SE worth not being able to use any SKSE dependent mods?
IT'S HAPPENING
>>161009169
>>161009243
Oh wait that wasn't the latest one. This one is, it's not on his tumblr.
https://mega.nz/#!8kx2zAQb!LnOL5h7nM5dcWmzf_4cjH-Rw_J8h0MhNe0wJGMRWGcs
>>161009365
>do they all have this crotch seam
I assume so, but the only optional one I've checked is the pubic hair one.
>>161009424
Modding oblivion is hell
Eat a turkey or something stupid.
>>161009391
I've played 85 hours of SSE until now, I've 122 active plugins + ENB for now and am using NMM (yes I know).
I can count the times I've crashed with one hand, with fingers to spare.
>>161009726
I did.
>>161009726
>something stupid
that means I'll have to eat you
Is that your fetish?
One thing I dislike about ELFX and RLO - On SSE, is that with ENB they make nights WAY too fucking dark. The elder scrolls universe has a moon, and it has a sun. So it shouldn't
t mean that the nights are darker than being in a pitch black cave.
I'd understand if I WERE in a dark cave, but since I'm NOT then why the fuck is it pitch black outside. It's just stupid. Don't get me started about the dark interiors, as if fire doesn't give off any god damn light when it's not enclosed by something?
It's sad because it does add some nice effects to the game..
After installing the lock-on mod I end up with no PC attack voices when starting a new game (works fine on older saves) and seemingly more random CTD. If I remove it, voices work fine.
Is this just script overbloat, some conflict, or an issue with this particular mod?
>>161010036
That's RLO for you. You could always, like, remove it though.
>>161010036
>>161010157
I know, but it does add some nice scenery here and there. But overall it's not worth it, I think.
As a Redguard, how do I keep Breton girls away from my thick curved sword? They keep wanting to polish it and feel it's girth but they don't realize it's mine and not theirs.
>>161010036
>not liking IMMERSIVE dark interiors
smgdh tbuhwyf
>>161009726
>>161010321
That's as immersive as the shit I took this morning.
Even when I was out in the middle of no where visiting my step fathers girlfriend, their house was lit up inside by the moonlight.
>>161010310
By keeping your sword in your sheath and not whip it out at every chance you get, or get an Orc wingman to have your back.
Happy Thanksgiving, tesg!
I wish your turkey be tasty and your night be warm!
>>161010547
Man, those must be some lore-friendly shits then. Cause this darkness has me so immersed I forgot im playing Skyrim.
Fella over on /v/ posted this picture, says he used some one-in-all installer mod for it. There's MGE in the filename, but I'm seeing a few mods named as such over on the Nexus.
Any of you know perhaps which one it might be?
>>161010712
lore induced shits
>>161010880
mgso
outdated and has a couple issues, but easy to install
>>161010036
The mods are tailored for the vanilla game, so why in the hell would you blame them instead of blaming your ENB?
>>161010971
Cheers.
>>161010984
while true, i thought I could configure ENB to work with it
but that didn't work too well when I went outside and it was like stepping onto the surface of the sun
>>161005458
streamin in a few mins nerds tune in
>>161011063
So just tweak night settings?
>>161011063
You should be messing with interior values and not globals.
>>161011109
I tried looking in the .ini files, but since I cannot edit them while in game, booting it up every time is a bit lame
unless the new effects carry over if you alt-tab?
>>161010118
Nevermind, I was trying to use the outdated one.
>>161011214
Your bring up the in game gui using shift+enter, dummy
Save config is at the top when you're satisfied
>>161011085
Got better things to waste my time on than watching someone make a drawing brah.
>>161011348
I know, but I don't think .310 is capable of editing night time/interior settings yet, plus I have a reshade baked in to work with ENB, so I'm not sure if I should edit ENB orrr edit the Reshade..
>>161011372
Like sit on 4chan?
>>161011786
Yep.
>>161010561
But my sheath can't hide it completely, and those girls can always see the bulge of the barely contained mass.
>>161012143
Put it on the grindstone.
>>161012269
I'm a Redguard warrior, not an Orc smith. And I don't like other men grasping and polishing my curved sword.
I just got home, is there a better Black Friday deal on Skyrim than this one for 5 GBP which is like 6 Euros?
https://uk.gamesplanet.com/game/the-elder-scrolls-v-skyrim-legendary-edition-steam-key--1057-5
>>161012662
Also please confirm that if I buy this, it gets upgraded to the "Special" edition, some guy in the comments says the upgrade has ended
>>161012662
You can get it on kickass for like 0 euros, it's crazy.
>>161012662
>>161012710
The promotion for the special edition ended, anon.
>>161012710
The guy in the comments is right, you gotta give Todd 50 of your hard earned shekels if you want Skyrim Special "Lazy as fuck remaster with half the good mods still not ported" Edition.
How often do political marriages between different races occur? Like a Nord marrying a Dunmer so the Dunmer gets some help fighting off Argonians.
>>161012815
>half
>>161012815
>>161012794
Fuck good thing I didn't buy it, I thought the "Special" edition was just the Legendary edition
I'll go with the Kickass solution >>161012718 when SKSE for it comes out.
>>161012851
All the time between Bretons and Redguards. And dunmers usually marry nobility in Cyrodiil for political purposes.
>>161012990
What about Altmer, Orsimer, Nords, and Bosmer?
I've settled on 50 mods for Oblivion. Only fixes, weather and lighting mods, water and lava, interface, flora, books, and character models.
Now comes the question:
- I have only two .omod files in my entire setup. Can I just install everything using Mod Organizer?
>>161013061
>Altmer
pfft. Altmer would rather kill themselves than dilude their perfect bloodline and allow outsiders to influence their culture
>Orsimer
PFFFFFFT
>Nords
Imperials and Bretons mostly. Dunmer and other mer do have high ranking positions in Nordic courts like stewards and housecarls, but marriage doesnt seem to a typical thing for Jarls.
>Bosmer
Not sure.
I remember Immersive Creatures being on the tesgeneral website once I think.
Was it removed because its decidedly shit?
>>161013459
But there's an Altmer merchant you can marry, and there are 2 orc women you can marry too. And Camilla did seem interested in Faendal as well.
I guess it's more common for commoners than nobles?
>>161013703
Some people reported instability with it, iv yet to get a CTD I can pinpoint on said mod. If you put it to Purist mode its alot more stable since it cuts down on alot of spawns.
>>161013707
>I guess it's more common for commoners than nobles?
Of course. Also I meant Altmer nobility of Summerset Isles in general. Altmer who leave summerset and marry outside their race will usually be shunned since their culture is so uppity about purity of the race and keeping lesser culture out.
And camilla is just an Imperial merchant, and Imperials are known to be the most cosmopolitan and accepting of the races and will fuck anything they find remotely attractive.
>>161013828
I usually set it to purist anyways, good to know though.
I'm almost done reinstalling all these fucking mods. So close... Still about 20-30 left though.
How can Eiries compete!?
Every new Morrowind/Oblivion/Skyrim reinstall:
spend a week or more setting up the perfect suite of mods then get bored of the game in a day or two of playing.
>>161014396
I understand that for skyrim because it's fundamentally flawed, but I'm surprised you feel that way about morrowind and oblivion too.
>>161014308
Is that a guy or a girl
>>161014308
Aylen?
>>161014646
That can't be him, his hair is shit
>>161014308
He can't compete against you because he's in another league :^)
>>161014874
Did a khajiit steal her upper lip?
>>161014874
Lips too thin you stupid goat!
WHY IS THE SNOW SO DAMN SHINY IN THE SPECIAL EDITION
IT LOOKS SO FUCKING BAD AND MAKES NO SENSE
>>161014469
Morrowind and Oblivion have their own issues. Morrowind is remembered as well as it is due to writing and nostalgia, Oblivion is remembered as well as it is due to nostalgia. A lot of the issues with both games can be fixed with mods.
Bethesda has never released a game without major issues in their history as a company, it's a sad statement on the state of their older games that Fallout 4 and Skyrim are the most polished products they've ever released.
>>161014874
Why is Aylen a girl now?
>>161014998
Snow is real fucking bright on a sunny day IRL
>>161014973
Aye, he did.
>>161015002
Sameface syndrome.
>>161014979
I'm not a goat, I'm an Imperial you dumb anon!
>>161014874
Does she have a name and story for her scar yet?
>>161015078
Now that what a call real lips!
Would kiss/10
>>161014998
Why do you think sunglasses is required for skiing?
>>161015001
I didn't say they were perfect, but given you're dismissing them with "muh nostalgia" you deserve to have all your time wasted.
>>161015181
>>161015065
IT'S NOT ABOUT THE BRIGHTNESS, IT'S THE SPECULARITY THAT'S TOO HIGH
THE SNOW IS SO SHINY LOOKS WET,WHICH IT KIND OF IS. BUT IT SHOULDN'T LOOK WET LIKE IT CURRENTLY DOES.
>>161014013
So no political marriage for orcs?
Also what about Khajiit and Argonians?
>tfw the rest of the family won't hurry up and get here ffs
>>161015106
I just call her Grey
As for the scar, well, I guess that qualifies as domestic abuse
Though later on it was her doing the abusin' until she left the guy. Or the guy left her. Whatever, it doesn't really matter.
>>161015365
Cute !
>>161015365
>tfw not american so it's just a normal day
>>161006912>sitting in my tree stand
>buck 40 yards out
>gotta be at least 8 points on that sucker
>easiest shot in the world
>miss
>give up
>go home
At least I can gorge myself with turkey later today to drown my sorrows
>>161015365
Does shelike her ears nibbledor is that just Melfia
>>161015309
What snow textures are you using?
>>161015221
I'm not meaning to entirely dismiss them, I just think that acting as if Skyrim needs more mods to be made into a decent experience is foolish. Morrowind in particular is one of my favorite games of all time. I've paid for the game on CD at least four times. It's just that it's a game where people tends to forget over overlook its flaws. The way the vanilla game handled combat was already outdated in 2002 and many people will find it nigh unplayable now.
As for Oblivion, it amazes me how much opinions have changed given the amount of wailing and gnashing of teeth there was about it when it released and for years afterwards.
>>160993295
Is Lisette unmodded?
>>161016034
>Skyrim needs more mods to be made into a decent experience is foolish
That's exactly what it needs.
Everytime a combat mod comes out or gets updated, there's always plenty of talk about it, trying to figure out which is the "best" mod for the inherently flawed combat of skyrim. More so than mods for other game aspects.
The reason I don't really get why you get bored of 3 and 4 easily is because there's more than just combat in those games, and even then the combat has more depth be it moves in oblivion or fancy magic in morrowind.
Skyrim combat is flawed, and so is oblivion and morrowind combat, but without mods skyrim is the worst of the three outside of non-ironic stealth archer.
>>161015523
>tfw no national holiday to celebrate killing the natives of my country
feelsbadman
>>161016432
>without mods skyrim is the worst of the three
Let me remind you that in unmodded Morrowind every time you swing a weapon you first have to actually hit your enemy with it, the game then rolls dice based on your skill level with that weapon to determine if you actually hit or not and if you don't make it you don't actually hit.
>>161016336
I don't think there's anything other than decent skin textures there. A few NPCs actually
have pretty good faces and only look ugly because of Bethesda's horrible textures.
>>161016550
Come to Spain where we celebrate the genocide of native south americans every 12th of october
It's a cool day, we have military parades featuring a goat and dumb fascists who somehow miss Franco (even though they weren't alive back then) come out and pretend they are relevant. It's good fun.
>>161016808
Clockwork have some nice skeletons.
Vicn sure loves dramatic bosses.
>>161017038
Any mod has nice skeletons if you give them 4K textures
>>161017020
But why the goat?
>>161017305
What textures do you use?
Is there a decent male body replacer that's been ported to SSE (or is compatible with it?)
>>161017350
Because our country is a fucking joke and unlike Germany and Italy we never truly moved on after our fascist regime ended
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Legion
>The Legion had several mascots during its history, such as monkeys, chickens, capercaillies, wild boars, barbary sheep (Spanish, arruis), bears or parrots. The modern Legion however has a goat as mascot of the unit. It usually appears at parades, wearing a Legion cap and accompanied by a Legionary, alongside the legion's marker guard (gastadores) at parades and ceremonies, leading the marching troops.
>>161017278
Dramatic bosses are the best kind of bosses m8
Izzat from his new quest mod?
>>161016659
Yes?
Let me remind you that humans need air to breathe?
>>161017435
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/67871/?
The guy also makes textures for several other creatures, like Falmer and trolls. They're all great.
>>161017498
Yeah.
Spoilered image for boss.
I kinda forgot that my gear was shitty. Like I haven't even made any enhancements to it yet. Might come back to the boss later after I've done so.
>>161017684
Funny how one single modder can create much more interesting dungeons with much more engaging bossfights than the dozens of people who worked on Skyrim
>>161017684
What's the quest mod about? What kind of character would you recommend for playing through it?
>>161017851
Because he didn't make dungeons, he made arenas.
>>161017652
Neat.
>>161017985
Vigilant has dungeons
That place in Coldharbour with the floating skeletons that chase you was better than any level in vanilla Skyrim
>>161018058
If more than 2 enemies can be attacking you at the same time, it's no longer a dungeon on skyrim scale.
>>161015317
It's doubtful there is any, as orcs have rarely been in positions where political marriage would be a reasonable idea. However orcs do have such marriages between tribes.
As for the beastfolk, Argonians don't really have any sort of nobility or anything to marry off that anyone knows about and the Khajiit are weird and I don't think we really know enough about how their societies work and if they have anyone else important other than good merchants and the Mane. Also they can't breed outside their own race so that doesn't help.
Can someone explain to me what the Numidium and Akulakhan are? Why did the Dwemer create it? Why did the Chimer hate it? What do people mean when they say the Dwemer became the skin of the Numidiuim?
>>161018058
Blackreach is pretty dope.
>>161018174
>Why did the Dwemer create it?
To tip their fedora's farther and harder than anyone has tipped before.
>>161018240
Is there a non meme answer?
>>161018174
Got you covered on the Numidium front
>>161018174
The Numidium is a giant fucking robot, designed to be powered by the Heart of Lorkhan, that acts as the Brass Tower. It's so stupidly powerful that turning it on fucks up time and it can unmake things by yelling "NO!".
Also >>161018240
was pretty much right. Translated out of meme, the dwemer did pretty much everything they did because they were enormous cunts who hated deities.
>>161017684
Is this his small quest mod or a Glenmoril update? Vicn mods would be enough reason to come back to skyrim early
>>161018187
It looks cool and has a cool atmosphere, but that's it. Skyrim needs more dungeons with their own unique mechanics and gameplay elements. Instead all draugr caves are basically the same, all ice caves are basically the same, and all dwemer dungeons are basically the samealthough they did a great job with the ones in Solstheim, credit where it's due
I understand it's hard to craft unique dungeons when you need to have a million of them to fill the map with stuff to do, but fuck. Give me at least like 10 themed dungeons
>>161018394
>they were enormous cunts who hated deities.
I've read that it was viewed as a sort of God like figure amongst the Dwemer. Why would they make it if they hated deities? Or is this just bullshit I've read about.
>>161018305
This helped out loads, thanks anon.
>>161017851
Agreed. Even makes cool boss fights.
Spoiler Alert about boss againThe boss that you have to fight has this ice scythe that generates similar attacks you've seen in Vigilant (sword beams and etc) but there's one new attack that I've never seen before. Basically she places ice crystals around you in a random pattern on the ground and after time, they'll explode. So you need to keep moving around and make sure you don't get hit by them.
>>161017889
>What's the quest mod about?
You venture towards this area by jumping off a cliff and being carried by Kyne's Wind supposedly.
You end up meeting some half dragon girl and her mother hates her. Not sure about the father since I didn't really get to that part.
>>161018447
Small quest mod.
>>161018121
But you get attacked by more than 2 enemies in Skyrim dungeons.
>>161017684
Does Vicn always put in custom music for bosses? I ran into a streak of good luck last night and went inside.
It was neat.
Sup faggots? Where do I get the third word of Dragon Aspect? I just killed Miraak.
>>161018556
Also, Numidium will come back to Nirn in the future and fuck shit up big time, in an apocalyptic event known as Landfall. Then a dunmer guy manages to convince Numidium that it doesn't exist or something like that and Numidium just poofs out of existence. Also something about Vivec, cause Vivec is always there
That's a tl;dr of C0DA
>>161018718
There's a fucking Wiki mate.
Goddamn use it.
Thank ye for watching the stream.
tunes heard:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJVoApMH-y4&list=PLQdMdfUmBB3MVKq5Q9xWOlh1Fyt_RoNWl&index=196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSdYPkgCvtE&index=197&list=PLQdMdfUmBB3MVKq5Q9xWOlh1Fyt_RoNWl
So I recently started playing around with summon type spells. Summoned friendos like Atronarchs don't get any stronger as your Conjure skill increases?
This games vanilla magic system nakes no sense.
Mage with 20 skill can cast a spell that does as much damage as a mage with 100 in the same skill. Makes absolutely perfect sense, doesn't it?
>>161018805
he looks ready toFUCK BEES
>>161018923
DELET THIS
>Slowly, steadily installing the fuckton of mods I remember needing/finding on tesgeneral.
>Check in after every pseudo-genre of mods to see how things are running
>No problems thus far
>Conclude downloading most of the gameplay specifics
>Start new game
>Runs 60FPS for 5 seconds and then dips to fucking 5 fps ceaselessly unless paused.
I'm guessing this is a script thing.
Fuck, alright, time to disable some shit.
>>161018683
>Does Vicn always put in custom music for bosses?
Pretty much. It's a common thing in his mods. I don't mind it because it really sets the mood for the fight.
Can someone explain how alchemy isn't completely fucking stupid?
Like why the fuck would I want to make a restore magika potion that also damages my health?
Hey there, threadsters. What are you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbWS0j2fulY
>>161018727
Numidium exists in all times in all possible multiverses and he doesn't. The moment he manifests in your universe is landfall, and as such, all the other times and universes collide and just face fuck reality until what you get is cosmic gumbo, with nirn being completely stripped to the Wheels of Lull.
Jubal is this Dunmer dude who makes Numidium say 'YES' instead of 'NO', as a challenge to tap that Vivec boipussy; they marry at the end of c0da.
>>161019008
You didn't just install 300 mods at once and then run the game hoping it would work flawlessly, did you anon?
Does anyone know how I can solve the fact that my character has a negative heavy armour base skill level?
player.modav, forceav, and advskill don't appear to work.
When I do player.setav, the skill level changes, but I am still unable to level up the skill.
Some installed mods that I believe to be relevant to the issue:
Skyrim Experience Mod (the 2013 version) and Disparity (class & racial skill bonuses set to fortify skill & xp rate)
>>161019126
>Like why the fuck would I want to make a restore magika potion that also damages my health?
You wouldn't. That's the point, you get better at it and learn what ingredients do what so you can create not shit potions.
Do you also fucking dump bleach in your soup irl and then later complain it damages your health and how cooking is stupid?
>>161019203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA&ab_channel=TheJohnnyCashChannel
>>161019220
How does Akatosh survive Landfall? That shit must be like a Dragon break times 9999
>>161019053
Yeah! I can tell it takes heavy inspiration for Dark Souls.The pre-fight dialogue, the whole Priscilla thing, the music did set the theme really well.
Good luck for your next fight.
>>161019386
akatosh is very busy and is in many places at once; the convergence just means he has to be at only one place, which gives him a coffee break. he comes back when the break is over.
>>161019253
N-no, like I said I've been checking here and there making sure after every20 or so installs
Think I'm close to finding the issue though.
>>161019203
>threadstershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YmLYnu2GY0
>>161019203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JfHOrZ0dwY
>>161019394
>heavy inspiration for Dark Souls
Yeah that's Vicn's thing. Haven't you played Vigilant?
>>161019203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apaJJ4NfDBs
so i need some major hand holding. i want to mod oblivion so i can play as a busty ork girl who has sexy adventures. not really looking into overhauling the core gameplay. i might want to do sex stuff later but id rather have a waifu ork girl to play the base game with. like i said before i need some hand holding cause the tesg guide went a bit over my head. id appreciate any anons help on my quest.
>>161019638
>Haven't you played Vigilant?
Nuh uh, I've seen you guys post a bunch of screens from it though.
But without having Tkdodge (It delaying for 4-6 seconds after pressing the key due) working properly it seems impossible.
That, and instability. This small quest mod was far easier to run, and I could make progress!
>>161015001
Anon, nostalgia isn't clouding my judgement over a game I've played for one year. In Morrowind, I need to downloads tons of mods. Half of them are patches, because the latest Patch Project is fairly outdated (and hence I had to make my own Unofficial Patch).
Even then, I need only a handful of gameplay mods for Morrowind to be "fixed" (in my opinion). By comparison, Skyrim needs a clusterfuck of mods to be enjoyable.
Oblivion, judging solely from the intro, is unfixable. It's incredibly dumb and blunt, and Morrowind honestly looks better to boot.
I don't have the strength to endure such a piece of shit.
>>161019625
>Aping off of Ra again
>>161019881
I can do that, I'm a slav.
>>161019824
>delaying for 4-6 seconds after pressing the key
jesus christ whatyou should accept the challenge and always plan your moves 6 seconds ahead so you roll at the right time :^)
I know what you mean about instability though, on my second playthrough the fucking thing would CTD all the time in Coldharbour
>>161019826
Oblivion has some things going for it over Morrowind mechanically at least. Shame about what they used it for.
is there an automated mod manager
>>161020723
what
I got on this evening to play and all my saves were gone... The fug?
>>161020801
[^:
I'm following the Step/Reddit guide for getting everything ready to setup for modding, and i just finished cleaning the masters with TES5Edit
So i've got a clean version of 'update' as well as all 3 dlc files, a Bashed Patch, and a Merged Patch, as well as a greyed out TES5editBackup 'mod'
Do i tick both merged patch and bashed patch and make sure they're the bottom 2 mods in the list?
Also how often should i be running TeS5edit? Should i be cleaning every single mod i download by doing the 'Apply cleaner for filtering' - 'Delete identical to master' - 'delete references' routine?
How about bashed patches? Should i just get all my mods in and run a big patch at the end? Or do one every time i install a mod?
>>161020801
You have been hacked, kiddo
>>161020723
Automated how? LOOT will mostly automate getting the correct load order.
>>161020961
Does this mean they have my credit card numbers??
>>161020946
>So i've got a clean version of 'update
you madman
>>161021059
Who cares about your credit card numbers?
He has your waifu!
>>161021228
...I don't have a waifu though.
>>161021375
Not anymore, friend
>>161021375
Your dog then
>>161021375
Go out there and don't come back from your pilgrimage until you've found one then.
>>161021375
>being cucked so hard you don't even remember having her to begin with
>>161021465
NOT MY ATMORED DOGGO FRIEND!
>>161021568
Can a lizard be a waifu?
>>161021634
Nope. Just not beta enough to have a digital woman. How do you waifu? Is that where you play AS a female?
>>161016336
Correct. The only thing she's being affected by is the Leyenda fair skin textures I'm using plus the Sporty Blessed muscle maps.
>>161021753
Your female Skyrim character is usually just called a "waifu" even if you aren't in love with her or masturbate over her
please help
Holy fucking fuck help me out here /tesg/.
I'm doing the Dragonborn dlc
I just got to Frea's village
And she WON'T FUCK THE FUCK OFF
I can't dismiss her, she follows me anyway. I can't kill her, because she's essential, plus the plot actually does need her for once, and I can't remove her fucking essential tag anyway. I can't reset or disable her ai. I can't use stopquest dialoguefollower on her. I can't even stick her in place with Puppetmaster and the last idea I had, motivated by considerable anger I admit only held her in place for a few blissful minutes of reprieve before she teleported abruptly into my face sporting a fresh coat of dog cum.
Oh yeah and disable just means she follows me invisibly. Help me, please, this fucking smug bitch is killing me here.
>>161022109
>even in video games he wants to avoid women
>>161022075
Special Edition.
>>161021853
Oh shit, then I DO have a waifu! I made a fem char a while back but stopped using her because it was too hard to play one handed..
>>161022497
Try a mage character then
>>161022574
No, no.. you don't.. I didn't mean the character playing one handed.
>>161018147
>It's doubtful there is any, as orcs have rarely been in positions where political marriage would be a reasonable idea. However orcs do have such marriages between tribes.
Idk, maybe some of the Kings of Orsinium like Gortwog? Bretons are known for political machinations, I wouldn't be surprised if one of them tried to get the Orc King to marry a relative of theirs so that they would have some influence over the kingdom.
Wait, Khajiit can't breed outside of their race?
>>161022663
She played 2 handed?
>Vivid Weathers and Rampage ENB
>>161022361
I'm a sneak artist. I want to avoid everyone. And she might as well be wearing honking clown shoes.
Fucking whore of the north. I've been here for 10 years and I don't have a sufficiently angry reaction image.
>>161022663
So don't install sexlab mods next time.
>>161022838
You weren't supposed to use those together
>>161022665
Specifically, there has been no recorded instance of a khajiit breeding outside their race
>>161023130
What would you know? You're just a skeleton. Skeletons can't breed with anything.
>>161022109
Talk to her dad and she should fuck off
Or tai her via console
>>161022109
Dude she follows you for like 1 quest holy fuck just do it already.
>>161022996
>mods
>he doesn't know I'm a ps3 uses
>kek
>>161023130
Isn't there an ingame story about a khajit that fucked some royal bitch or some shit? Like, it even referenced him having a barbed peen like normal cats. I dont think any offspring came from it, so I guess it doesn't count as "breeding", but it solidifies the idea that there is interspecies fuckery.
I want to fuck a lizard though.
>>161023303
I did. She didn't. This was when the problem became apparent.
>>161023596
Cleared the temple, went to village, introduced myself as main character royalty to her dad, mr. expository questgiver 355. He gave me a quest to call you a faggot, which I shall now hand in.
>>161023943
>He masturbates to vanilla Skyrim
I'm planning to build a dual wielding character. What race and weapon type should I use?
Need a mod that allows to rapidly shoot daggers out of my character's hands
>>161024049
She want your dick then.
Fuck her frosty pussy.
>>161022472
i use special edition to fix this??
>>161024094
bruh i jerked to the fucking great fairy in oot, vanilla skyrim is nothing
>>161024131
>Race
Nord, Breton, Altmer, Bosmer, Dunmer, Orc, Imperial, Khajiit or Argonian
>Weapon type
One handed
>>161024131
Imperial
Daggers
>>161024295
You got something against Redguards, friendo?
>>161023943
Fucking is not the same as breeding. Anything can fuck anything as long as there's enough friction to get one or both parties off.
Breeding is necessary for a marriage alliance to last beyond the lifespan of the shortest lived half of the relationship.
>>161019203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki-fATpXa00
Mentally preparing myself for Black Friday. Just $500 for that ticket to Europe...
>>161024131
Imperial, Daggers
>>161024313
This lad gets it.
>>161024357
Uhm.. I forgot
I'm not racist or anything
>>161024445
>I'm not racist or anything
That's exactly what I would expect a racist to say.
>>161024512
What would a non-racist person say?
>>161024131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb_Y5cRtji4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KhygzMwmt4
>>161024430
Any special kill animations for daggers, or like swords?
oh my god the silly snowball creatures can talk this is the best mod ever
Welp, beaten the boss.
For a short quest mod, was pretty dope. If you're a warrior type character, definitely make sure you have some frost resistance armor.
Guess I'll go do Dawnguard ortake lewd shots or something.
>>161024574
"I have a redguard friend" of course
>>161024650
The fuck is that?
I've also got a breton vampire necromancer in the works. Just so much to work with in a pure necro build. Only problem is a severe lack of female breton vampire brides.
>>161020946
I AM GOING TO ANSWER YOU MATE, YES YOU TICK BOTH, THE TES4EDITBACKUP FOLDER IS WHERE THE UNMODIFIED MODS GO THAT YOU HAVE CLEANED.
BOSS WILL TELL YOU IF A MOD NEEDS A CLEANING AND THEN YOU CAN JUST WASH YOUR HARDDRIVE.
MAKING 'MULTIPLE' BASH PATCH DOES NOTHING AS IT WILL ALWAYS TAKE EVERYTHING YOU HAVE TOGETHER AND IS ONLY CHANGED BY THE TAGS APPLIED TO IT.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING FAGGOT.
>>161024574
There is no such thing.
>>161024574
He'd probably suggest Dunmer.
>>161024313
Are daggers any different than swords for kill animations? Want to be swift and brutal.
>>161024876
>non-racist
>suggesting to play as the most racist race
>>161024775
>what is the CK
>>161024852
I know
I'm not delusional
>>161024928
yes
>>161024648
I use Immersive Animations, the XP32 skeletons (which is mandatory for this stuff), VioLens so you can configure killcams to your liking, DSR, Dual Wield Parrying, PCEA2, and that one mod that lets you change DSR in-game instead of by installing animations and then re-runing DSR.
>>161024749
It's a snow spirit! His name is "Kedama Senpai"
>>161024749
Obviously a silly snowball creature. Here, did you even read the post?
>>161024775
Get Better Vampires and turn Muiri
>>161025039
He looks like he's perpetually freaking the fuck out.
>>161025039
That thing hurts my eyes
>>161025054
>Muiri
babbys first waifu ugh
>>161024650
>>161025039
>>161025162
why do you have screens from my Throaty Goaty 5 vhs?
What body textures for man that does similar to LFF for womyn?
I like, no I love the hairy and dirty texture from LFF however next to a naked man he look like model: perfect skin and hairless chest.
Please be responding.
>>161022665
There's a book by the name of Notes on Racial Phylogeny. It talks about that sort of stuff, but says there's been no documented or confirmed results. As far as we know, it doesn't happen.
>>161024650
He is pretty cute.
>>161025171
I want one that's a breton, preferably. Don't like interracial pairings. I was prepared to settle for Camilla Valerious.
>>161025171
That's lydia.
>>161025039
Honestly it looks like Ayylen's hat has sentience
>>161023258
Sh-shut up
>>161025280
No such thing exists
>Just remembered I take no fall damage for being a werewolf
>All thanks to moonlight tales.
Sweet.
>>161025359
Ey man, happy drybrid day. You doin alright?
>>161025337
>Camilla Valerious
Used goods, into that interacial gangbang shite, would sleep around while you were out adventuring.
>>161025349
Maybe your right.
>>161025539
Not ideal, but better than going for an elf. Nords would be taller than me.
>>161024685
>ortake lewd shotsof who?
>>161025370
oh ok ty for verifying this i was wondering what those 5 vids i watched were
Throaty Goaty
Throaty Goaty 2: On DP
Throaty Goaty the Third
Throaty Goaty 4 Blow Queen
Throaty Goaty 5: The Reckoning
>>161025612
>Nords would be taller than me.
Hot
>>161025793
Christ
this is mine now
I hope Kedama Senpai doesn't mind me stealing one of his children
>>161025796
To each their own, friend. But I need superior breton genes.
>>161025887
Thats the name of the sixth one
Throaty Goaty 666: Christ Cumpels You
>>161025891
I get vertigo just looking at that thing she's carrying. What is this sorcery?
>>161025914
>superior
Pfffgffffffffhahahahahahahahahahqhtrthgfjftehgfrjbfrrhhahaha
>>161025914
>superior breton
Your just a mutt mate, find a nice mer and hope your children are better off than you lmao.
>>161025984
same technique they used in ps2 games to give shit hair eg the colossi and some grass in sotc
>>161025984
Skyrim can't into fuzzy textures.
>>161026053
Isn't Altmer one of the best races for Dragonborn, being allegedly descended from Auriel (Akatosh)?
>>161025476
>no falldamage as werewolf
>falldamage as khajiit
BULLSHIT
Doin alright, Food was amazing
Nothing like gramma's pumpkin pie
>>161025891
Its fucking Nega-Wez
>>161026206
Auriel =/= Akatosh
Best is Nord, or Imperial.
Give me (you)s!
Best enchantments for early leveling of enchanting/making money?
@161026276
no
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>161026245
Link to armor pls
is there a single black coat or black armor that isn't edgy, mod or otherwise
>>161026359
link
>>161025623Team Hircine.Nothing too hardcore. I never done actual lewds before so I don't know if I'm going to need a sex mod to pose the characters efficiently.
>>161026226
Neat. I know you said something about your head hurting. Was still alittle worried.
#Dak
>>161026520
slut
Woe Astriaal
>>161026451
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/68920/?#
>>161026434
Obsidian armor isnt edgy
>>161026451
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/68920/?
>>161026453
just halos poser should be enough
>>161026406
Its in VIGILANT
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/67103/?
>>161026453
Just get OSA poser. Gives you basically all of the pose options out there in a very convenient package.
>>161026618
yo knots what is that combat mod combo you were talking about using the other day?
>>161026520not gonna lie he's p gud
>>161024094
The only time I ever jerked it to Skyrim was like a week after it released.
Made a fem Bosmer and the cleavage in one of the low level bandit armors(fur maybe) had me smacking my dick for like the next hour.
Never fapped to it after that though some of the orc waifus here get me hot and bothered enough to think about it.
>>161026520
#wut
>>161026520
#beesex
As a warrior, should I start with the Civil War or Companions?
>>161026618
>>161026631
would this work in SSE?
>>161026938
post uncropped
>>161026589
That's a LIE! You must be a jealous ex-bf. What are you doing in Skyrim anyways? Stalking?
>>161026590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2CnzPtcgp0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6vXw9GgD8w
>>161026810
I know! I won't bandwagon since I dropped the boys years ago, but I'm happy for them, and it's exciting seeing them not getting cucked by Romo.
>>161026838
It's a popular game from another Kalpa. Ask Alduin, he's a huge fan.
>>161026938
wat
>>161027025
>>161027057
If only I had it
>>161027106
that totally helped
>>161026938
This is lewd and not allowed
>>161027101
This is okay though
>>161027101
I'm in Skyrim because it's where I live.
>>161027101
>wat
Aylen is going insane, he's been talking about fucking bees for three days straight
>>161027295
ITS HIP TO FUCK BEES
>>161027274
>>161027223
Please don't post private pictures of my best friend online. Ugh. Now ALL of Skyrim will see her business. You pig!
>>161027274
Talk to the hand. *Makes tire screeching noises with mouth*
>>161027295
Poor boy, maybe he needs to meet Bee-V, then he'll have no interest in real bees.
>>161027467
Aylen go get some pussy right fucking now before it's too late
Not bee pussy though, that won't help at all
>>161027562
>Poor boy, maybe he needs to meet Bee-V, then he'll have no interest in real bees.
bruh you aint sipped that hunny p00si
>>161027562
She doesnt seem to mind
>>161027295
Can you really blame him though? I mean just look at these things
I just want to ram one down my dickhole.
>>161027701
What mod for the dialogue?
>>161027701
>>161027562Does Melfia share?
>>161027701
is that fucking pelinal
>>161027025
Actually, I don't see why not. I think most of the effect is done in the mesh. I'm still looking into it, I've always wondered how it was done because I adore the effect in Rareware games.
"Imagine a square sheet of glass. Imagine 5 of these stacked up with a small gap between each like the are floating. On every sheet random dots are drawn in the same place on each one. Viewing this from above would make it look somewhat 3D. That is what is happening here for strands. Real 3D strands would be too intensive."
If you're planning on converting it, good luck and let us know how it goes. The effect does NOT require ENB.
>>161026804
I use a few combat mods in tandem. The main mods are...
1. Combat Evolved
2. Ultimate Combat
3. Vigor
4. TK Dodge
5. Attack Commitment
6. Lock-On
Auxillary mods include mercy, loot & degradation, souls quick menu, and archery gameplay overhaul.
This setup, especially Vigor + Combat Evolved + TK Dodge + Attack Commitment, really puts an emphasis on timing and resource management.
Here's a couple videos I did showing the mods working in tandem to give you an idea of what it's like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIBbjviMGos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4yJKx5H_0s
>>161027140
you idiot
>>161027856
"Yes"
>>161026276
>not loli
>no restraints
>no crowd laughing and applauding
>no fireworks
(you) suck.
>>161027701
I doubt you even asked. She probably doesn't even know, and I'm going to tell her!
>>161027674
Well.... as long as you're justbeeing yourself XD
>>161027870
ty for the list
im not keen on vigor so i'll see how this fares with an unleveled world before fine-tuning it
>>161027562
I'm high but i have to ask you if i can lewd marshmalow?
>>161027106
It's the 'please reply' at the end that makes it.
>>161028121
>beeing yourself XD
what does that even MEAN
Any early conjuration recommendations? Planning to end with raise dead spells and summon wrath man.
>>161028158
I play with PermaZONES static hardcore along with Morrowloot Simplified and I think it works great.
Does vigor make the game harder? Yes. Does it ever feel unfair? No.
>>161028121Somehow I don't think she'll mind.
>>161028531
Why is she so greasy?
>>161028209
Whoever has her in-game can do whatever! Make your own story, fuck her brains out, launch her to secunda... it's up to you.
>>161028590
Glossy textures.
>>161028590
It's the rancid essence of her creator leaking through.
>>161028531
>pelinal
>bedding piss skins
ALESSIA WEEPS
>>161028713
>Pelinal edging elven sluts
>Never lets them cum
>Finishes and falls asleep
>Waits until the elf falls asleep and rapes them to death
>By morning all thats left is a yellow skin with the entire room soaked in blood.
>>161028945
pelinal was gay
>>161028590
Sweat
>>161028694>fuck her brains outwew how do elves feel about polygamy
>>161028713
I like to think of it as ideological subversion
Is there any reason The Last Dragonborn couldn't lead the Imperial army as its new Emperor to slaughter the Aldmeri Dominion?
>>161029203
Politics
>>161029203
No, there isn't, that's the writing on the wall. The only reason will be Bethesda.
I love you /tesg/
Happy Thanksgiving, even if you aren't an Ameranon
>spend 2 weeks setting up skyrim with 220+ mods
>game crashes every 5 minutes
>uninstall and delete 50gb of mods in fit of rage
such is the life of autisman
>>161024268
Vanilla Special Edition will fix it. But it starts fucking up again once you start modding things that will impact distant textures, which is most visual stuff. Honestly there's no foolproof way to get rid of Z-fighting like that.
>>161029457
>install hundreds of mods together at once
>game runs perfectly fine
>no crashes in days of gameplay
Feels gud knowing what I am doing.
>>161029929
Same, except I don't know what I'm doing.
What does it mean when torches start giving off the glitching red beams of light? I installed ELFX and this happens at many torches.
>>161030049
Dragonbreak
>>161030049
it means we in the future now
Is musclemer out yet?
>>161030049
means u fucked up
>>160989925
how do I make anime waifus
How do I make her look better, /tesg/?
I want to know what you guys use to make your girls look so good (also how you guys take pictures of them.)Also, how do I stop her boobs from jiggling so much after she's stopped moving? Not that there's anything wrong with that, but...
Modding Oblivion is absolute cancer.
Why the hell can't there be an "unpack and play" mod collection for Oblivion like for Morrowind?
What's the problem with making something like that?
>>161030121
>>161030146
>>161030234
I didn't screw up anything lol. I have like 3 mods installed.
>>161030318
>Why the hell can't there be an "unpack and play" mod collection for Oblivion like for Morrowind?
But that's pretty much exactly what the overhauls do.
>>161030357
>i didn't screw anything up
>game is fucked up
LOL, ok.
>>161030307
See you in 3 days
>>161030307
Read the OP.
>>161030307
This is a blue board anon.
>>161030559
You're a blue board.
>>161030559
Okay, sorry I posted that.
Anyway, what do you guys use to pose your characters?
>>161030673
poser mods
>>161030673
Everything you want is in the op m8.
But I like kinoko pose.
>>161030385
The overhauls just add bonus content and change the way leveling works, you still have to manually install a lot of mods.
I suck cocks
>woke up at noon today
That's a first.
How's your Thanksgiving going, /tesg/? I'm about to head out to visit the family.
I'm also trying to figure out what I want in textures. I love Leyenda, but 2.0 (UNP) is lacking in texture quality and I don't know if I can wait until 4.0 is released. However, I love the option for moles, lighter nipples/areolae and pubes. I switched over to Pure Skin and while I like the quality, it's lacking in options. I'm trying to find something that offers what Leyenda does (sans moles, that's just a bonus) plus dirt/grim on the body. Any recommendations? I also recall a mod that adds unique body scars so I'm looking into that as well.
>>161030827
We don't celebrate thanksgiving here, das gay. I'm currently shitposting myself to sleep.
>>161030827
Oh, and about the scarred texture part, is this what you're looking for?
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/31954/?
>>161031131
Yes, thank you. I couldn't remember the name of it for the life of me.
Who makes the best lewd vids of Skyrim?
>>161031407
my god man just watch some porn at this point
>>161031378
You might as well try this one out too:
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/45453/?
Which bow should I use?
Nightingale Bow
50 base damage, 20 frost damage, 10 shock damage
60 charges
Glass Bow
50 base damage (upgradeable to 59), 17 shock damage, 8 magicka damage
120 charges
>>161031712
Nigthingale Bow until you have improved the Glass bow
>>161031712
Both shit.
Pick a stalhrim bow and enchant that shit with chaos.
Best Skyrim waifu, GO GO GO!
>>161032030
Illia or Serana
>>161032303
>Serana
Get out. Get the fuck out.
>>161032414
Kek I like Serana. I've been using her as a follower ever since she was introduced even though I'm long finished with the Dawnguard quest line.
>>161032414
Why? Serana is based.
>>161032657
Explain
>>161026643
Yeah I have Halo's poser, as well as all the other popular ones out there. Just need to come up with a theme though.
>>161026793
>OSA Poser
I'm most likely dumb but last time I installed it, my animations weren't appearing in the menu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgX7LyomdqE
Gabehkiin
>>161032786
she's qt.
>>161032805
the theme is they laugh at your tiny dick
>>161033634
But why did they see it in the first place. How did they get themselves in a lewd situation.
>>161026206
Auri-El is not Akatosh. They are related in the same way they are to Alduin, separate but distinct entities that are both fragments of Aka.
Easiest way to think of it is a time flow.
Auri-El(beginning of time)--------------------Akatosh(flow of time)-------------------Alduin(End of time)
Dragonborn being related to Akatosh is... debatable. He's more related to Shor and Kyne. So Nord makes a bit more sense.
>>161033634
>>161033848
Easy, they got drunk one night after hunting down some bandits and they decide to have a bit of fun.
At this point though, I've always assumed they knew about it but still decided to hang around with him.
>>161032030
Vivienne Onis
>dat sexy voice
>that sexy petite frame
>that cute face
>>161033848
>>161034298
wait, he actually does have a tiny dick? haha what
>>161034510
Big dicks are so generic.
>>161033901
Interesting. As Dragonborn, LDB is blessed with the dragon blood, though, right? Theoretically, he could light the Dragonfires? Or is it that only those of the Septim bloodline could do that?
>>161034510
Unfortunately yeah.
Mord did a story about one of the female characters that stayed at Veit house and he had her say Veit's dick was small. Happened over a question of "Pick a number between 1 and 10" and I happened to pick 3.
He's gonna get "enhancements" though.
What's happening with the Dragonporn guy? Is he focusing his attention on SSE now?
>>161034642
>Theoretically, he could light the Dragonfires?
Nope, completely different kind of Dragonborn.
Heirs of Alessia only, and only with the Amulet of Kings.
>>161034754
Well then. So except by right of conquest, the LDB could never be Emperor?
>>161034642
Aren't the Dragonfires obsolete now anyway, since Akatosh severed the connection between Oblivion and Mundus so an event like the Oblivion crisis could not repeat?
>>161034874
>Akatosh severed the connection between Oblivion and Mundus
>implying you can't fly voidships
>implying we'll never be on the moons
>>161034874
Still, it is a tradition. Broken since the last Septim died, but a tradition.
>>161034624
better than a tiny one, kek
>>161034659
fuckin rekt
>>161034859
He can't be emperor for just being dragonborn in a tradition lineage kind of right, but he has plenty power to do so by conquest.
Do daggers have a different set of animations than swords?
Okay here's Cloneskin 3.3.1 with body seams fixed (crotch, genitals, inner thighs, arms and sides.)
Didn't bother doing (or even checking) dunmer, Abyssal has enough noise that it won't matter much anyways. So it's just the basic body diffuse and mole/pube options.
If someone wants to link clonesy on tumblr feel free, I dunno if he's here atm.
And like everything I do, I did not test it lol.
https://mega.nz/#!nUsj2IQT!Tf37rRMi5Tc6t5zxggRw_wgFbFaKGAlcK81ur4ItPyE
>>161034991
I dare Tullius to find a more capable soldier.
>>161034951
imagine a dildo that looks like shin gozilla's tail, engineered by the dwaves on a 9'6" rippling argonian in ebony armor wielding two-handed. Imagine that power ripping through you.
GOOSH GOOSH
>>161034298
>and they decide to have a bit of fun.
Is that just another name for small dick bullying or do they make him feel adequate?
>>161035221
Well if his dick can't cut it for now, he has his tongue.
>>161035402
>hist nigga cant grow a dick
>hist nigga tongue a dick
>?????
>>161035402
What's the term for this
Not a silver tongue...
>>161035402
Now that I think about it, Argonians are probably amazing with their tongue.
>>161034624
like who the fuck wants a tiny one.
Is annaleise still here?
>>161035863
Didn't she die of cancer or some shit
SKSESE WHENno really how is it that different from the original gane?
>>161035863
Playing other games
>>161035913
Fucking everything is different. Read up on 32-bit vs 64-bit programs.
>>161035541
>can't grow a dick
It's not like it got chopped off. It's just smol.
>>161035647
I kinda considered that since Argonian tongues are pretty long to begin with, mainly due to their headshape.
>>161035895
hi cum man
>>161036124
It's long, and also like lizards, they can move it really fast, in and out and in and out and in...
>>161035863
She hasn't posted in a while. I think a few people have kept in touch with her though. She was doing okay last I heard.
>finish College questline in a couple hours.
Ah I forgot how short it really is.
Who does your character worship?
Is the bathing in skyrim mod any good? I desire more needs mods.
>>161036687
The Divines
I'm not sure about all these paintings but god damn this place is comfy
>>161036687
His Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, Son of God and the Virgin Mary.
Anybody done any Black Friday shopping yet?
I'm ordering alightsaber from Ultrasabers
>>161037397
Buying some new tools. Other than that, not much else.
>>161036687
Peryite
>>161036687
Herself basically
>>161037397
Most of the stuff that I wanted to get aren't truly on sale, just fake black friday gimmicks.
Might see if any friends get a new card so I can get their old one.
>>161037564
Art thou plaguebinger Festus?
What's the best werewolf mod that adds it as a transferable disease, and maybe a few more werewolves into the wild
Werebears would be nice but not really vital
>>161037017
You could probably painstakingly remove them one by one. Although I'm sure it wouldn't be too bad once you figured out how many paintings there are.
>>161037820
Moonlight Tales.
Nearly got infected when I got attacked by one on my assassin playthrough.
>>161037541
Tools!? Fer what, maintenance? Fabricobblin'?
>>161037689
Aw that sucks. Yeah, I'm trying to be wary of that shit as well. Good luck!
>>161037887
>remove them one by one
They don't bother me THAT much lol
I just think they look a bit out of place in Skyrim is all
>>161037703
Fester's the name, disease is his game.
why do modders hate staves so much
>>161037397
like the other anon said theres jack shit on sale, not sure why this is a yearly thing on burgerland
>>161038061
Are you aligned to Grandfather Nurgle? Or are you he? Are you about death, or just rot in general?
>>161036687
I think she worships snek.
The only divine or daedra she cares for is Azura but she doesn't actively worship her.
>>161036687
Most things lorkhan
Deep fascination with vivec too cause CHIM n shit
>>161037887
Am I retarded for not being able to tell which one is the best most recent version?
>>161036687
The Divines, mostly Akatoshsometimes Dibella
>>161038220
Nothing that fancy. Just a forsworn shaman who cast his lot in with Peryite.
Give me a Nordic name for my next character
>>161037397
I'm in the market for alewd elf
Know where I can find one?
>>161038630
I like your style.
>>161038672
Knarstog
>>161038674
say no more
>>161038629
>>161038672
Orglar
>>161038672
Jimmy
>>161038672
Tobias
>>161038674
As an addendum to >>161038759 there's >>161036992
>>161038672
Hofund
>>161038672
Dagdos
>>161038134
A staff killed my family.
>>161038956
They are not for sale you homo
If only some of you cucks didn't alienate people who posted their screenshots that you didnt like because of a minor detail and told them to fuck off perhaps it'd be more populated, such a joy to watch it all end :^)
>>161039127
fuck off diana for fucks sake
>>161039053
Was it the Wabbajack?
Don't respond to the frogposter.
>>161038956
I'm calling the police.
>>161039127
I look forward to the day mods send an actual autist janny and this place becomes a ghosttown
>>161036687
Coin and booze. Or whoever seems appropriate at the time.
And the fastest, most BRUTAL god of bards,Skwisgaar Skwigelf.One day, she hopes she can unlock the secrets to his fabled Advanced Fast-Hands Finger Wizard Master Class.
>>161039425
I claim this waifu
is it hard to make a simple companion?
preferably one compatible with EFF
>>161039425
She could practice being a finger wizard on my flute any time
>>161037949
Just some chisels and a new knife set.
So are all priestesses of Dibella as slutty as Haelga?
I thought the priestesses at the Temple were hot and I finished the Sybil quest, but I want a fresh archery target, not one with so many arrowheads in it it's more metal than wood.
>>161039482
That's not how it works around here. These waifus are much more valuable than on /v/ or /a/.
>>161039540Wood turning chisels?
>>161038674
I'd suggest picking a follower out and using them!
>>161039074
>>161039326
The man wanted lewd elfs so I gave him the lewdest. You can't stop me they're both public followers.
>>161039482
Quick /tesg/, I want to celebrate Thanksgiving alone by playing Morrowind. Give me an idea for a PC.
>>161039668
I feel like Bethesda is squandering the potential of Dibella by reducing her to be the goddess of whores, basically. Artistic expression is also a part of her portfolio, and it would be interesting to see a dibellan establishment devoted to that aspect of her. A den of artists and their projectsand maybe even the return of the Brush of Truepaint
>>161039868
Nord heavy armor spellspear, try and get like 100 endurance by level 4
>>161039868
down-on-his-luck khajiit sneakboy that remains cheery despite being penniless and ultimately has to decide between turning to a life of crime or giving himself to the will of the divines and becoming a monk
>>161039823
>using them
How exactly?
>>161038537
I just used the most recent version.
>>161040053
You started another part of your story yet? Not sure if you did since I haven't seen you posting it in awhile.
Also nice screenshot.
>>161040185
However you want ;)
>>161038728
>>161038858
>>161038891
>>161039024
I'm going with Odin the Dragonslayer.
>>161038881
Fuck off.
First time playing the Dragonborn shit in Solstheim...should I side with the Rieklings or the Nords?
Without enchantments, what's the strongest one-handed sword in the game? Thinking two swords and elemental fury would make a good combo.
>>160990978
Tribunal Temple and Great Houses desu
>>161040281
>Odin
more like oh dear
>>161040285
Rieklings will make you their chieftain.
>>161040289
Dragonbone
Also, there's wikis for trivial shit like this
>>161040281
>Fuck off.
You are one rude little shit aren't you Jimmy
>>161040236
I've been working on it for a while now. It's gonna take a while, since it will be longer than the last few.
>>161040053
So are the priestesses whores or do they only have lesbian experience? I heard Haelga was an exception, but the beggar guy in Markarth mentions they throw wild parties and Thonar's wife apparently seduced him with Dibellan practices.
>Finally get done installing all the mods I can think of or see in the tesg guide
>Boot up the game
>Choose Race
>>161040389
Fucking based. That decides it, thanks.
>>161040401
There is, but I like hearing it from the community. Not like any quality discussion is going on anyway.
>>160992774
MGSO
Sotha Sil Expanded (gameplay as complicated as the lore with sick zany factory music to boot)
and whatever little things you find in the nexus
>>161040281
Vigfus
Haraldur
Haukur
Einar
Bjorn
Torvaldur
>>161036030
It's the same shitty papyrus system, it shouldn't be that hard.
>>161040540
Only after you help them, you become their friend. Then challenge their chief to combat. The Old Way.
can I use this elf?
>>161040567
Oh just fuck off if you really think there aren't discussions going on right now. Asking braindead questions doesn't even qualify as discussion anyway.
>>161036687
Talos because shouts have absurd cooldowns.
>>161040715
No PelinalI wish there was a follower too
>>161036687
In Oblivion my character was a Questing Knight serving the Lady Mara. I'd always make sure to pray to her shrine in temples
>"Forget the list he goes to the block"
>getting information from a hooker
Just like my crime drama shows
>>161040724
Show me one. Just one. Otherwise, thank you for answering my retarded question, you may return to your regularly scheduled shitposting.
>>161040818
>>161040863
god vanilla skyrim is shit
>>161040863
>>161040863
This moment right here was what turned many a DB against the Empire. Good going, Captain, you just gave the Stormcloaks a nigh unkillable super soldier.
>>161040990
Only the idiots.
>>161040947
>god skyrim is shit
fx'd
>>161040715
What's with the odd eyes on that redguard
>>161041056
anybody who cared to take a side in that shitty civil war plot is an idiot
>>161040990
l said. NEXT. PRISONER.
Any fans of Mighty Magick?
>>161041056
I'm personally of the opinion that a united Empire has a far better chance against the Thalmor than Skyrim alone.
>>161041056
>Only the idiots didn't side with the people that literally tried to kill them just for being around
k
>>161040898
I hate to engage retards but I'm really bored right now. There's a discussion about Dibella, Nord names, gods and worship, and the empire going on.
>>161041176
that picture has more pixels than your dick has inches
>>160991606
>ridges
keep it disabled, and just turn it on for screenshots
>>161040185
Install the follower. Then find them, and the recruit them. Bam.
>>161041243
>Empire is stronger than Empire+Sons of Skyrim
???
>>161041176
My penis is large but not as big as 1,003,716 inches bro
>>161041305
>with the people that tried to kill them
It was just that captain, Hadvar is in no position to go, NO DONT TAICHOU, HES THE CHOSEN ONE
With everyone yelling YAMETE, BAKAYAROU
Tuilus doesn't care because he's too busy trying to quickly kill everyone so the Thalmor don't get Ulfric and let him go.
>>161041436
Please be trolling
>>161041436
Beating back the Empire means Skyrim fights alone. You think the next Emperor will side with the Stormcloak usurpers (which is how history will remember them)?
>>161041513
Would have loved a moment if you went with Hadvar where you meet that Captain later as Legate,
>>161035079
I'm still getting seams with these ;_;
>>161041513
So basically Soldiers are pussies, Captains are retarded, and Generals are incompetent.
Cool, totes gonna side with the Empire now.
>>161041646
Siding with the Stormcloaks makes you a pawn of the Thalmor, though. And Skyrim can only hope to stand alone against the Thalmor if the LDB stands with them, which won't happen because you're Hermaeus Mora's bitch.
>>161041646
You're retarded.
What race for a pseudobarbaric mageknight
>>161041518
>>161041520
Well it's not like they won't team up on the Thalmor when the Stormcloaks win. Even if the Empire are too cunty to join the fight, Hammerfell will always be there too.
>>161041790
Bretons make good spellswords with their magic resistance. Nords for barbarism.
>>161041790
Nord
>>161040990
Hadvar, though.
>>161041746
>how to identify a retard
>>161041790
Nibenese Imperial.
>>161041746
>Siding with the Stormcloaks makes you a pawn of the Thalmor, though
Then siding with the Empire makes you a Bishop of the Thalmor
>>161041790
Bretons, High Elves, and Dark Elves.
>>161041945
So, no counterargument, then?
>>161041790
Orc, Enchanting+Smithing bonus is good.
>>161041841
>expecting niggers to do anything
>expecting snowniggers to do anything when Ulfric is a Thalmor Pawn
>>161042046
Tullius straight up says the next fight is against the Thalmor. Stormcloak can't into attrition.
>>161042053
There is no counterargument, your argument is straight-up wrong.
>>161041608
where
>>161042053
Rule of thumb is to not argue against the daft, dumb or dead as they give the same response.
>>161042089
>expecting winter muslims to do anything to help the empire now that they can jerk off to talos
>>161042053
>>161042089
Insinuating that Stormcloaks are Thalmor puppets makes everything you say invalid. Please never try to discuss the matter again.
>>161042160
An Empire united with the Dragonborn at its head would crush the Aldmeri Dominion.
>>161042160
>Tullius straight up says the next fight is against the Thalmor.
They've been saying that for centuries, and they'll be saying it for more.
>Stormcloak can't into attrition.
True. But the empire already lost that war too.
>>161042186
genitals
http://i.imgur.com/nlnyNG5.jpg
would you fuck Serana directly in the vagina?
>>161042235
>Insinuating that Stormcloaks are Thalmor puppets makes everything you say invalid.
t.Ulfric the Thalmor Lapdog
>>161042278
>bald
pedo detected
>>161042235
It's flat out stated in documents found at the Embassy that they manipulated Ulfric into starting a civil war to weaken the Empire. Everything Ulfric Stormcloak has done has been by Thalmor design.
>>161042249
This is the secret answer. DB as the second coming of Talos.
>>161042278
110% msn based
>>161042286
I ain't going in that pussy, Molag Bal already ruined it with his daedric cock.
>>161042341
It flat out states Ulfric is broken and worthless.
Go read it before you spew this bullshit again.
>>161042341
You have no reading comprehension if that's what you believe
>>161042327
Pretty sure that's follower-never-titty-monster-vampire-slut m8.
>>161042393
>>161042432
t. Stormcloak
>>161042359
Once it's revealed that a Dragonborn has come again and is amassing an army for conquest, the parallels will be drawn, no matter which side of the Civil War he was on.
A curbstomp is inevitable.
>>161042286
gotta be like coldharbour itself in that poose
>Go to Sovngarde
>Ulfric is there
>Says he was wrong about the rebellion
>People still argue about which side is right
>>161041243
I see that a lot,talk about a "united empire", and how the "empire" has a better chance at defeating the Thalmor if the Nords would join them and not fight them. But sometimes I have to wonder.. the Empire may need the Nords, but, do the Nords really need the empire? The Nords have been fighting/killing elves basically their entire history. It's what they do. They have fought off several different types of elves over many different wars throughout the history. Thalmor? Just another group of panty wasted elves that will get their shit wrecked if they fuck with the Nords. Maybe if the Empire would stop being a bunch of scared little bitches and fight back instead of signing treaties and giving up rights, we wouldn't be in this mess. Be more like the Nords. Balls up and fight back. The Nords fought a civil war against the Empire, and it wasn't even all Nords, just the sub group of them that were anti empire. Of course we don't know which side winning is "canon" and I bet by ESvi it won't even matter. But let's say you doing the Stormcloaks and fuck up some Empire ass. That's just one portion of one nation of Tamriel fighting off the Empire. The Nords are tough shit. I bet it's going to end up the Nords just sailing to the Isles and sticking their boots up the High Elves yellow asses, and the Empire just being like "uh, yay us, we helped?". Fucking empire pussies.
Skyrim is for the Nords.
>>161042432
That missive talks about Ulfric in terms of leaving him to his devices (let him keep waging war against the Empire) benefits the Dominion.
Not Ulfric as a Manchurian candidate.
>>161042393
>>161042432
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Thalmor_Dossier:_Ulfric_Stormcloak
Have YOU read it? He is still an asset to the Thalmor, even if not directly co-operating with them.
>>161042524
Funny, because we already gave up on the empire two games ago
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Wulf
They're both fucking retarded
>>161042370
B-But I use the msns that come with Cloneskin. How would I fix that?
>>161042489
The Dragonborn has pretty much mantled Talos
But he needs to assume the throne of the Empire
Defeat the Thalmor
too bad he's Mora's bitch because Bethesda can't into hero stories
The Aldmeri Dominion doesn't need to be defeated. They are the rulers Tamriel needs.
>>161042575
>the asset should be considered dormant.
>A Stormcloak victory is also to be avoided
>reading is hard
>>161042370
Now I have memories of MSN Messenger. That was the shit.
>>161042660
They always do that. Nerevarine, Champion of Cyrodiil, The Last Dragonborn. All are written out of the story in the sequel because they're one man armies that would handle every situation if they weren't taken out of the equation.
>>161042542
You do realize that the Dominion is not just the Thalmor, right? The Dominion's forces are comprised of Altmer battlemages and soldiers, Khajiiti warriors and Bosmer rangers. They are, for all intents and purposes, an empire.
One province, even if it was filled with Companions, can not hold out against such numbers. The only way they could is if the DB allies himself with them.
>>161042547
>>161042575
They want him to keep the war going as much as they want Tullius to keep it going. That's means if he wins that's VERY BAD for them precisely because they have no control over him.
>>161042674
And an Empire victory is also to be avoided. They want the war to continue so resources and lives are expended while the Aldmeri shore up defenses and train valued troops.
>>161042646
Use a different one. It's a fair skin style vagina so grab one of those if you want.
Anyone have a link for the big titty wood elf?
>>161042739
Even the DB would be overwhelmed if an entire army attacked him. The battle would be devastating for the Thalmor, but numbers matter.
>>161042674
Stormcloak victory is to be avoided because that would end the civil war, you daft dummy.
The Thalmor want to first and foremost keep the civil war going to keep the Empire busy while they work behind the scenes towards a complete takeover.
And you know who perpetuates the civil war the most? That's right, Ulfric.
>>161042674
>>161042775
Stop wasting your time with the retarded /v/ermin. By now you should know the proper response to someone who says Stormcloaks are Thalmor puppets is to ignore them.
>>161042739
Skyrim has Orc Strongholds, they could just get their armies to march in front of them and go, "you make and enchant weapons and armour for us now or we kick you out of our land."
If the Dragonborn teaches people the Voice (which anyone can learn with enough time, hell a Redguard was able to learn the Voice) then you get an entire army of Shouting motherfuckers.
Plus there was supposed to be a quest to literally recruit Giants for the Stormcloaks. Imagine a Giant armoured in Orcish or Ebony Armour, maxed out in enchanting, and able to Shout.
>>161042818
The DB would, in all likelihood, have Paarthurnax and his fellow dragons on his side.
Not sure if Paarthurnax would want to fight, though. His Way of the Voice seems to be aimed towards peaceful purposes.
>>161042792
Right, but wanting the empire to not win doesn't mean ulfric is now a spy or some shit.
>>161042830
>And you know who perpetuates the civil war the most? That's right, Ulfric.
Yeah no shit that's the entire reason why the stormcloaks exist.
>>161042830
>backpedaling
>moving the goalposts
Just admit you were wrong, autismo
>>161042901
Pretty much. It's been 5yrs and it's still the go-to guaranteed troll.
>>161042951
Fortunately, I don't think Odahviing minds incinerating a couple of Thalmor bitches.
>>161042950
It takes decades to learn to use the Voice unless you are dragonborn. It would not be a viable avenue of training.
>>161042816
The one thats always fucking Erin
>>161042951
Kill Alduin, Kill Paarthurnax, Kill The Emperor, assume direct control of the Empire, Kill any dissidents, amass a large army, march on the Summerset Isles.
>>161042951
>His Way of the Voice seems to be aimed towards peaceful purposes.
You keep the peace by being the guy with the biggest stick
>>161042739
Yes. But you, like everyone else, are completely underestimating Nordic prowess. You think just because one group (the Dominion) and another group (Empire) are strong because they're really a bunch of different smaller groups combined, that another group (Nords) can't be just as tough becausd they're not as big. Many alliances of countries have lost wars, even with superior numbers. If one Nord is worth ten Imperials, then a thousand Nords are worth an entire country. "Even if it was filled with Companions". If Skyrim was filled with Companions tier warriors, the rest of Tamriel would be its bitch. Man to man, Nords are tougher than any other race on Tamriel except many Redguards. Even then, it's definitely still close.
What we need are the Yokunda to pop back up.
>>161043107
The dragons follow strength. Remove Alduin and Paarthurnax from the equation and you become Dovahkiin Thuri.
>>161043041
Don't forget Durnehviir. He'd just love it.
>>161043170
>If one Nord is worth ten Imperials
That's not the case, though. I think that even in-game, the Stormcloak patrols tend to lose to the Imperial patrols. Top-notch gear and training matters more than patriotism and brawn.
>>161042950
>armored giant
Shouts or no shouts fuck that shit man.
>>161042809
Thanks, switching to Fair Skin msns fixed it!
>>161043314
Armored giants riding equally armored mammoths imbued with Rallying illusion spells.
>>161043301
>it takes 3 armored Thalmor to escort a single prisoner in rags
>>161043301
One stormcloak prisoner engaged an imperial with nothing but his fists and beat him to death.
>>161043451
That's just how the Aldmeri Dominion excuses the obscene military spending they have.
>>161043451
That's so when they encounter shit on the road, you don't have to chain the prisoner to the rock while you take care of the bear that's charging at you.
>>161042739
>The Dominion's forces are comprised of Altmer battlemages and soldiers, Khajiiti warriors and Bosmer rangers.
When did that become canon?
>>161043451
>it takes 12 armed personnel in three armored vehicles to escort one uneducated terrorist in an orange jumpsuit chained to the seat.
>>161043451
Thalmor move in squads when escorting prisoners in case of rescue or escape attempts. It has nothing to do with the strength of any individual soldier.
>>161043559
Not the same guy, but I think the Dominion is currently only Altmer and Bosmer. Khajiit ain't feeling it yet.
>>161043559
In ESO
>>161043301
You can't use (inconsistent) in-game mechanics to argue this. Lore-wise, Nords are the strongest on an individual scale.
>>161043559
When the Dominion rused the Khajiit with the moon trick and when they subjugated the Bosmer of Valenwood.
>>161043451
the guards aren't there to keep the prisoner from escaping, they're there to ward off backwards, drunken, inbred snowniggers from trying to free there brother-uncles.
>>161043618
ESO aldmeri dominion is not the same as the current one.
This one came back to power from the oblivion crisis.
>>161043498
And a single Imperial soldier slaughtered six stormcloak prisoners.
meanwhile the LDB is murdering small armies of everyone in their path.
Kinda why they need the LDB to determine the winner of the Civil War.
>>161043618
That's not canon though
>>161043619
Physically strongest, maybe. But that does not account for skill or magical might, both of which the Dominion has in ample supply.
>>161043619
Pretty much this. Any lore, in game or out, pretty much always makes Nords out to be tougher than just about anyone else.
>>161043618
Didn't ESO take place literally centuries before most of the other games? Haven't played ESO so I can't speak much on it, but I thought it took place relatively early era.
>>161043675
Just kidding anyway. No one here takes ESO seriously
>>161043693
LDB is a very capable soldier even before realizing his/her true nature. Stronger, faster, more adaptable.
>>161043742
You're correct, ESO is supposed to take place many ages before the oblivion crisis. Not sure how canon it's supposed to be.
>>161043724
Basically Nords are so hardy that magic doesn't hurt enough, and that's besides the fact that they resist one element. They're known as the quintessential elf slayers for a reason.
>>161043794
Well, yeah. They're a fucking Hero. Handed a get out of anything and be perfect at anything card.
Perks of being a PC.
>>161043693
>>161043794
What's ldb?
>>161043842
If nords are so good against elves, why can't they push out the elf blooded breton reachmen from their territories?
>>161043807
According to the official ESO Twitter account, it is canon. People keep saying that Todd has confirmed this, but I've never seen anyone actually provide a source.
>>161043898
Last Dragon Born, son.
>>161043928
So if I say on my official twitter account that my fanfic is canon, does that make it canon?
>>161043807
I treated as secondary canon.
Canon points unless main series says that point otherwise.
>>161043928
Something being "canon" hundreds of years ago doesn't make it "canon" in the current age. It was canon for Skyrim to be part of the Empire up until now, eh?
>>161043981
Given you don't have an official twitter with any authority in any way, your point is moot.
>>161043981
Just quoting the only source I know of, anon. I've looked and looked for Todd or Pete to straight-up say that ESO is canon, and all I ever find is something along the lines of "the single player and multiplayer games are 100% unrelated". Which a lot of people have taken as meaning that ESO is not canon.
>>161043842
>Magic doesn't hurt enough
This is devolving into some fanboy territory. Any magic that is not frost will kill a nord just like any other poor sod that it is used on.
>>161044082
I have all the authority over my fanfic.
>>161044073
Let it never be said that Bethesda values consistency or transparency.
>>161044150
Get your fanfic licensed and we'll talk.
>>161044114
Man, look up some Nord history. Like the other anon said, the Nords have hulk smashed several different magic friendly forces over the ages. Nords really are the anti elf race.
In my headcanon, Carlotta Valentia is a serial child molester.
>>161042738
>Champion of Cyrodiil
Only after mantling Sheo. Before hand he's just a really skilled mage/fighter/assassin/thief who happened to be in the right cell at the right time and meet the right person who did all the real work.
>>161043173
>you become Dovahkiin Thuri
You basically are at the end of the main quest, even with Paarthurnax alive.
>>161036687
The Lord of Light, for the night is dark and full of terrors.