/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

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First for waifus

/me http://pastebin.com/3EbpZhju

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Hey

CASHALASH To all tfags who get banned for their stupid reason: have you ever played the game for REAL?
Like do you all get a sense of fucking righteous from just arresting all the SHITTERS yourself or do you actually need to get handholded by your bans because that's what I'm sensing is going to be happening here yhou fukcing grampus anti-Semetism memes.
>>>NEEDS TO META
>>>>READS MINDS AT XZERO %%%
Literally pathetic.I'm sensing that youve never even played a Grey but you don't know telepathy Graham Hensha?
LESTER THE JE______FILL THE BLANK

>>160885635
/me blinks .- .. / .-.. .- .-- / ..--- / .-.. --- -.-. .- - . / .- -. --- -. -.-- -- --- ..- ...

Xth for med-husbandos, best husbandos.

ailsa a cute~

>>160885913
one day

>>160885913
It's close, but yeah you're probably right.
Also Med-waifus are best waifus

>>160885539
>>160885913
>>160886264
You shouldn't be posting stale, dead memes, grandpa, you should be in bed.

>>160886431
Oi, this board is big enough for more than one grandpa!

>>160886431
I must be out of touch. What's the current meta on waifus?

>>160886792
We've moved on to 4D genders.

>>160886792
women are out men are in

>>160886834
oh fuck

>>160886914
What about men who are women?

>>160886964
the man behind the character better be a man

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>>160887016

is killing animals considered griefing?

#freecarsh

why do fluff jobbers act like theyre relevant at all? the next time I see a scientist or botanist or something else literally useless cause trouble for sec I'm going to kill them on the spot. If they're antag it's valid and if they're not they shouldn't act like antags without being antag

>she will never notice you

>>160887617
No.

>>160887697
>scientist
>literally useless

>>160887697
>talking about useless roles
>doesn't even mention librarian

deadmin serwind

>>160887872

job so easy and pointless even a monkey can do it.

Yeah, we found the sec guys headset by the TEG

>>160888307
or, not having a fucking discord like every fucking ss13 server before this one also didn't have.

>>160888307
He's not wrong you know

>>160887617
If you kill Ian expect the HoP to be after your ass

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>get so much stuff done
>Constant flow of materials
>A phazon and honk, with another honk and a gygax with another phazon to follow
>Nobody coming to use them
>Round ends because it's the worst gamemode
never before have I felt a pain like this

>>160887697
that'd be like saying a securtiy officer using their guns is acting like an antag so they're valid

>fuck around all shift with the promise of crusade
>finally get ready to go
>round over
>we all say fuck it, kill everyone anyways
>cucked out of it by a honk mech

I'd be mad but it'd just make the clown happy

>>160888095
It still needs someone to print kits and spam borgs

Reminder that scientists can actually order borer crates from cargo to speed up that egg production.

>>160888478
what gamemode?

>>160888554
Yes, I ordered two as the AI even
Did you guys get it?

>>160888478
Fuck you.
H.O.N.K mech removed when?

>>160888307
Am I supposed to disagree with this?

>>160887941
That's because it's so useless nobody remembers it exists.

Literally glorified assistant except you're able to print smut.

>>160887617
>kill station pet
>become valid to that pet's owner
it's in the rules

this means if you kill Ian, you are valid to the HoP
this does not count for 'adopted' pets, you HAVE to be the HoP to avenge Ian as a nonantag for example

>when you die and nobody you work with even notices

>>160888617
Honk mech is the most amazing mech for security and dept defense. It's basically mobile screen wide lube

>>160888660
Who were you?

>>160888660
Gotta RP more then

>>160888307
>literally showing moderation actions
Hi which admin are you? Kolith, right?

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Hey everyone! We have a birthday today!

>>160888818
>admin

>>160888660
Gotta commit more hooliganism.

>>160888642
>it's in the rules
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Rules
where? Because if you kill me for gibbing pun pun, you're getting a-helped for it.

>>160886792
Waifus are gone, now is the age of the husbando.

Cute bois

>>160888882
Happy birthday, Russian bot #3125!

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>>160888918
It's one of those unspoken rules. It exists mainly to keep people from killing Ian in front of the HoP for lel edgy u mand HoP :3DD. Fuck you, touch my cat and I will remove all your limbs.

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>>160888918
ahelp away, I will not get banned for it
>red = server admin
asked just now

>>160888918
If you kill punpun you're valid to the bartender

T. Admin

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>>160888307
wtf I love clusterfack now he still needs to FUCKING FIX VIROLOGY AND DDR THOUGH

>>160889153
>It's one of those unspoken rules.
No it's something autists think because le epic corgi meem. A simple animal is always valid, and if you remove me from the round with it that's gonna be a bwoink.

>>160889394
>>160889356
>>160889378
that's gonna be a bwoink.

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>>160889394
how would you feel if some nigger came up and shot your dog

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>>160888660
>meteor storm bus
>CMO (also highest rank) wants everything stripped out of medbay and taken to the shielded AI core
>nobody is hurt, not counting those gibbed by meteors
>have magboots and paramedic suit
>go to assist in scavenging medbay
>alert my boss over the station bounced radio where I'm going and where I'm leaving the topped off emergency oxygen tanks I brought in the AI core
>they're in plain sight on the ground near where people are congregating
>leave the core
>gibbed by a meteor explosion hitting me through a nearby wall in medbay
>CMO starts bitching over the station bounced radio wondering where I went and wondering where the air tanks were
>as far as I could tell nobody even noticed the air tanks in the core

>>160889394
>you kill my pet
>i run you through the gibber
>i get bwoinked and tell them why i did it
>get off scot free because you're a pet killer
bwoinks aren't scary anon

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Fly this flag until cluster fixes virology monkeys.

>>160889492
inb4 it's just a dog lol

>>160889492
>some nigger
You mean the ATF?

>>160888430
We've had a Steam Group since /v/station, Discord is just the next step.

>>160889530
I survived that round on the escape shuttle without leaving the z level or entering the AI core and I was there from roundstart
only meteor storm I've survived

>got an alert that the HoS SGPS is dead
>got an alert that my other officer's SGPS is dead
>the entire round goes by
>walking past the locked down bridge just before shuttle dock
>it opens
>the warden, my only co-worker left is there
>we awkwardly wave and team up

>>160888307
This is why coders dont deserve autonomy of any kind.

>>160889394
You will only get away with it if the pet's owner doesn't give a shit or it's one of those ones that noone really has claim over, like corpus.

>>160889803
Corpus belongs to the paramedic

>>160889492
I'd be a little more inclined to this idea if any of the pets except Poly did jack fucking shit. They just aimlessly walk one tile in a random direction and occasionally make noise. Fuck that man, if my cat had anything at all going for it I would feel a little more sorry if it died.
I support Ian making you valid on death because he's the "station's" pet (and an antag objective too). The rest of them are empty valid-collecting orbs.

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>>160889803
I will fucking kill you if you touch corpus

>>160889845
Pets can be used for meat
Cats and snakes kill mice
Ian can eat food, breed and wear clothes
They can all be loved

If you can't deal with being valid salad from killing someone's pet, don't do it

>>160890031
>If you can't deal with being valid salad from killing someone's pet, don't do it
I don't do it, of course.
I still find it dumb.

>>160890068
Good thing you aren't in charge of the rules you pet hating monster

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>>160888307
Of course not, coders are infallible pillars of morality and justice and would never resort to shitflinging or childish behavior.

Cluster "Self Merge" Fuck
Cluster "We should set a hardcap on 50 players on the server" Fuck
Cluster "I self merge because I'm the only one who merges" Fuck

Why doesn't the revialver work on people with gloves? wtf?

>>160890140
>Cluster "We should set a hardcap on 50 players on the server" Fuck
The rounds get completely fucked at anything beyond 40. If anything he's being too lenient there.

>>160890189
permeability is turbofucked and nobody wants to unfuck it

>>160889803
90% of the time people never give a shit.
The only pet that matters is lamarr because it can become something useful, the rest are nothing.

>>160889036
Please name some good husbandos

>>160890343
Ailsa

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>>160890140
Cluster "I don't like the Spurdo meme so I removed it" Fuck
Cluster "I don't like Runescape so I'm shutting down this PR" Fuck
Cluster "The server doesn't know what it's wants, I know what it wants" Fuck

>>160890396
forced meme

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>>160888307
Is this fucker honestly delusional?

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Where do I find the list of jukebox songs
Some important shit I need to find

>>160890704
Yes. Yes he is.

>>160890704
You haven't seen how he is behind closed doors.

>>160890704
Yes but he's not wrong in the first half of it
When a coder is being retarded all the other coders immediately throw them in front of the bus and call them retarded
When the metaclub is being retarded they form a group hug and systematically shitpost everyone else into oblivion
c "how could you possibly want carshalash banned you must be solarius"

>>160890704
Clinically

>>160890803
http://ss13.pomf.se/media/source/emagged/THEME_OF_SCOTLAND_SCOTLAND_FOREVER_SCOTLAND_REMIX_medium.m4a

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Are we talking about Cl*sterfack again?

>>160890704
As a discord shitter I gotta say, cluster is fucking insane. We'd invite him to do shit like play tabletop sim or board game online being friendly and shit and the guy would always just sperg out with his superiority complex.

He is a very unpleasent person.

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>>160891128
Led right to it, thanks

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>>160891156
>305kb

which server has the most realistic medbay?

I want to actually put a patient in a patient room because they're healing

otherwise patient rooms are useless

>>160891156
>No matter what evidence you presented I would have said that it didn't cause that bug
Really gets the old mind cogs turning

>>160891275
>64kB
Fucken SAVED

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>>160890803
>hear some bomb ass comfy track in medbay as a ghost
>ask the admins what song it is since it's only playing in a chunk of the back hallway
>They have no idea what the fuck I'm hearing

>>160891603
Someone pumpin beats at the DJ station.

people need to calm down
is only game, why you hef to be mad?

>>160891645
The what now? Shit was weird, it was only playing on the tiles in front of the patient rooms

>>160891603
If it's the bar juke, jump to the bar, if it's hallway shit, jump to the dj sat via the wall speakers. If it's global it's admins.

>>160891713
Because they care.

>>160891603
>join serb
>at the lobby screen
>OOC: oh shit when did we get this song as lobby music, i love it
>no one knows what i'm in talking about, they have a different song
>realise that my music player just shuffled to a new song and space was muted
Never felt like more of an idiot desu

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>>160891985
>muting spess
Good goy, don't listen to the screams of your co-workers

>>160892178
A lot of the sounds give me anxiety so i keep it muted most of the time

>>160891156
>>160891171
>>160891275
>the discord metaclub setting out to prove him right

Wow, it's like they really cant stop themselves.

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>>160892336
>mfw listening to ASMR while playing to enter maximum comfy relaxation
The only kind that really relaxes me is whisper ASMR and it's really quite depressing

>>160892832
>you need to be part of the discord to hate clusterfack
m8

>>160892932
No, but when he's talking down the metaclub and they start shitting on him, it's pretty obvious.

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?p=16952#p16952

>>160892920
I don't understand ASMR unfortunately, just creeps me out. I usually just listen to beats, triphop, that kinda stuff

>>160889356
>trusting someone's opinion who STILL keeps typing 'ect ect'

>>160892832
>the metaclub is the only thing keeping clusterfack from taking over
really makes your braincells work

>>160893028
If it's so obvious, how come you still got it wrong?
Be a little more considerate, being called part of the metaclub when you're not is just insulting.

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Will we ever get gravity generators or Gravity offline events?

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>>160892336
>tfw you hear welding noises or an airlock open
>tfw it's cult/rev
>tfw you have to stop playing sec cause you start getting flashbacks and nightmares
>tfw actually have to take meds now
I never asked for this... I only wanted to keep you guys safe so you could autism in peace.

>>160893046
Both are tearing us apart with stupid faction shit.

>>160893046
>worry about clusterfack taking over when the metaclub already has a headmin, an admin, and a trial admin at their disposal

>>160892832
>Everything I don't like is the Metaclub!

>>160893179
Hopefully not, I played a week in TG before moving to /vg/ and I was the same as you.
"Oh look, gravity engine, how come we don't have that?"

Gravity failing, a fun round does not make.

>>160893179
No. We have the event and an admin button for it.

>>160893186
Yes, cause the guy that can self-merge is so less than tard wranglers.

>>160893182
i'm sorry you had to go through whatever lead to that, hope you are doing well anon

>>160893179
/tg/station has it, and the mechanic it uses is cool as fuck where you have to push yourself off of things to move

>>160892178
Wtf is this supposed to be.

>>160893179
No to the first.

>>160893028
Cluster was happy to be a part of the discord and try to make people do shit, once people told him to fuck off and celt memed on him he threw a tantrum and made his own metaclub and deemed himself the king of his own little box fort.

>>160893028
They're shiting on him because he's a fucking hypocrite

>>160893353
Try to make people do what?

>>160893396
He'd pretty much just try and boss people like a fucking grade schooler, when we played games he would always treat people like shit.

>>160893353
>constantly hear about celt
>never anything bad
>always something that ends up being memed

celt confirmed best coder?

>>160893713
You've never heard anything bad about celt?

>>160893713
Celt is whiny manchild. Although I can't say I blame him, I believe he only recently turned 18 or something. Maybe a year ago. He's very immature and throws small tantrums and causes drama when things don't do his way.
When he 'memed' on Cluster, it didn't just effect cluster, it effected every coder and admin in the discord. Deadpool did it too, they spammed the admin-help feature the MoMMI bot was given and constantly pinged all online admins.
Then there's his coding, which is very spaghetti and half-assed, along with making a lot of promises he won't keep.
He's also a really shitty player.

>>160889580
What's wrong with them?

How does singuloth decide where to go?

>>160894069
They die quickly from the radium, and after that you can't retrieve the antibodies from their blood.

Clusterfuck just wants to be in control. Video games, Discord, IRC, GitHub. If he doesn't have absolute control he lashes out

>>160893983
>he's also a really shitty player
The rest of that shit is mostly true but you're fucking wrong about this one
He's a really good CMO and Old Blind Blackburn was literally one of the best captains ever

>>160894120
Picks a random cardinal direction and then moves a tile that way.
Repeat infinitely until it ends up going down or downright like it does EVERY GOD DAMM TIME FUCKING FIX YOUR BROKEN ASS RNG BYOND

>>160894069
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/12068

>>160894162
You could always grab a monkey-man. I mean, when the machine is working away, just run up to genetics and turn a few of your monkeys into monkey-men. Yeah, it's a little tedious but it works and I'm sure monkey-men are more resilient than tiny monkeys

>>160893309
It's the space jews from Warframe. I didn't have any ss13 merchants

>>160894260
1. It is gay.
2. It's yet another kick in the nuts to "legitimate" virology, which is already outclassed by ghetto viro.

>>160894190
The only rounds I've played with him he's been really, really bad. Maybe when he played more frequently he was good as Old Blind, but the last few time I've played with him, he was just bad.

>>160894472
I remember that fucking round he played as his self insert patty o'celt, gave himself antag, shrunk himself and fucking blew up the shard with a welder bomb. Ban he.

>>160894190
Can confirm Old Blind Blackburn had a strong gimmik

>>160894539
>Patty O'Celt
That's carshalash though, and Celt has on numerous occasions catbeasted him for calling himself that

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Hey spessmen. How's spess?
Heard you honkin shit like I wouldn't find out.

>>160893983
>really shitty player

Are you kidding me? I can't speak for Blackburn since he was before my time, but his CMO was top tier, literally one of the best. He kept medbay in tip top shape, didn't abide any shitters, and was generally a proper good CMO.
Honestly wish he'd play more, since we're lacking good medical players, especially good CMOs. The only person who comes close is Yred, and he's more concerned with validz than doing the job whenever he plays.

>>160894625
B-but the metaclub

>>160894698
I hate Carsh, Zealot, and other Z list celebrities. I also think Celts a raging faggot in both the literal and figurative sense.
t. Metaclub insider

>>160894416
Eh, I mean, with ghetto virology you risk killing yourself or your guinea pig, can't use anti-toxin so you're left to using Pepto, and that requiring a bit of running around too.
My biggest peeve with Viro is the fact that 90% of the people who play it don't (now, and before the change) make anti-bodies before a random-viral outbreak, and then there's a big panic and everyone invades their work space.
If you get the luck of the draw you can get 1/2 of the anti-bodies with your starting 3 dishes, and just having ONE component (unless this was fixed) makes you immune from a virus that has that listed somewhere in its anti-body. If people just made these anti-bodies early and left say, 20-30 in the fridge or something, there would be less panic when people start getting sick.

>>160893269
but it is fun
reminds you that you're in space
should at least put it in there as a really rare possible event

>>160894627
Hugh, I miss you!
I need another parrot to come and teach me engineering, just so I can kill myself by throwing you into the shard. I miss all the silly adventures, the goats piling through the portal into medbay and breaking all the windows, the lag from all the cows.
Come back to us!

>>160894851
>Eh, I mean, with ghetto virology you risk killing yourself or your guinea pig
maek monkeyman

>>160894627
HE IS SUMMONED

>>160894957
But that's hardly ghetto if you're using an perishable npc, which is the whole point of virology. Ghetto is risking your life or another players life for it.

>>160893297
Cult/rev is terrible. You're exposed to the entire station being on the back foot of not knowing who you can trust even after sweeps elevating the alert level and tasecuffing everything that moves for a fingerfucking so you don't get quickdrawed.Conversion spam into a swarm is trivial to do as long as they discover that they do in fact have balls. You have a terrible swamp of toe the line shitter shitcurity with a harmbaton for a brain pissing off the silicons as they sate their lust for valids in the most obnoxious blatant ways. It's pulling teeth to get your officers HoP and cap to at least stick with 1 sec or militia.Which is insufferable because there's actually no way to know who to trust short of killing literally everyone. Getting everyone's access elevated and sourcing enough implants and holy water almost always turns into an ordeal even after you delegate it. You have silicons that hate sec over being a butthurt greytider/cucked antag chomping at the bit to ride our dick if you're unlucky enough to have them that round. You have the usual greytiders and greytide sympathizers being drooling retards. Then you have all the idiots who didn't even glance over something as important as game modes going maximum [TRIGGERED] when the waterboard implanting begins after some cultist/rev goes full retard and blows their cover, Often enough they're a snide passive-aggressive cunt that goes around being an antagonistic little pest on top of all your other problems. --

>>160895052
You're going to need a machine at some point if you want to confirm that you got every virus; might as well use the DNA modifier while you're there too. By "ghetto" I'm talking about curing a virus without using the actual virology machines, which cluster's change nerfed EVEN MORE than it used to be

>>160895230
All of which often ends up with some shitter being the one that broke your back and you put the boots to him so he's out of your hair. But surprise! he's not an antag, he's just a undergoing a class 1 chimpout and you gotta roll the admins off your back depending on who you got. All of that shitshow when you need people to get with the program, get cleared, get in the militia and help finish sweeping until we have to off the 2 cultists with brains that didn't ignore that their cover had been blown and are packing heat. It's pulling teeth to get red to swipe for an ERT to get some backup and you can't do it alone nor get a tard to listen half the time. Don't even get me started on Manifest ghost memes, when they don't ignore that they can fuck silicon laws and there's nothing you can do short of blowing the borgs, melting the brains and the AI intellicard, or an actually smart revolution that can get all its memebers out of the way then jihad in a blitzkrieg. Meanwhile you're just one man trying to hold back a river.

When it gets confirmed, you know you're in for a shit show all around under even the best conditions. If you're going up against vets you just know there's a slog along a trail of tears littered with scorched husks, bwoinks, and butthurt deadchat all for nothing.

>>160895052
>>160894957
>>160894851
>>160894416
>>160894260
>>160894162
>>160894069
>>160889580
Did they ever fix it where if they have 2+ infections it can cure close to each other, fail both 50% and hard kill it it faster than you can get over to it?

>>160890561
Spurdos got added?

>>160894692
I honestly can't differentiate between static shitters and good regular doctors anymore

It's like a crapshoot on whether you'll get treated unless someone like uh, Lacy is there

can't think of other names I wanna see on that medical manifest right now

>>160894627
Hoping you stay gone. there's no more obnoxious grief than you fucking with comms and lube hand teleporting all over the place going haha you can just kill me so it's okay! XDDD

>>160895462
severe brain damage used to make you speak like a spurdo

clusterfack did not like that because it was too memey and pulled it out

>>160895379
>hard kill it it faster than you can get over to it?
They did not. t. guy that popped a 5u radium pill before he knew some chucklefuck released 3 viruses at once

Is there a single person in the meadow club discord that isn't a gigantic raging faggot?

>>160895575
And everyone agreed because it was obnoxious as fuck

>>160895379
>Did they ever fix it where if they have 2+ infections it can cure close to each other, fail both 50% and hard kill it it faster than you can get over to it?
Not really a bug. It's just getting fucked over by how virology works (which can incidentally instakill the monkey and deny blood extraction).

>>160895591
>tfw more than 2 viruses get released at once
Might as well just call the shuttle and throw spacecillin around like candy, you aren't gonna cure them.
>>160895606
>tfw not in the metaclub but still a huge faggot

>>160895606
>meadow club
Top kek

>>160894627
>>160894971
CLOWN ARISE

>>160895630
Hate more tedious busywork when I have to go cure that shit as geneticist or chemist.

today I learned feeding a shard to a baby singularity makes it an adult

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>trying to clone as many people as possible before shuttle arrives
>time it perfectly to get back in time
>shuttle arrives
>Shuttle time launch shortened to 10 seconds!

#FREECARSH

>A-am I supposed to ban Carsh?

>Pomf Chicken - probably

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>>160895748
>Virus hits station
>Very bad symptoms
>Have to run off with a monkey to genetics
>Genetecists sperg out because you're interupting their superpower gaining time
>Run back to virology while pulling the monkeyman, medbay is getting attacked by horsehead clowns that are throwing up spiders
>Manage to cure one of the disease, the instant radium death means you need yet another moneyman
>Proceed to run back out with a cure for one of the viruses
>Crew eats it, demanding for the cure of the rest of them
>Monkeyman up again
>Run back to virology but everyone on the station dies to gibbingtons

Th-thanks cluster.

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>>160896035
>medbay is getting attacked by horsehead clowns that are throwing up spiders
I fucking love this game

Do you guys consider being in crit and dragged by a sec officer "alive and free" on the shuttle?

cause i consider that both dead and detained, hancuffs are irrelevant there.

also the fact that a fireball does more damage to the caster in pointblank in a hardsuit than a non-suited person is weird

>>160896104
Those clowns could also be emitting plasma and dual wielding katanas.

Just ran science all by myself. It was comfy.

>>160896035
How it normally goes
>have monkeys in virology already
>get a sample of infected blood
>start on cure
>shitters break into chem to inject themselves with radium for muh ghetto cure
>o shit gibbingtons
>viro lynched as they try to pass out the cures

>>160896114
The conditions only checks for is you are actually 100% dead and if you're in shuttle brig, I think. So you can be half dead in a welded locker and still go green.

why is "steal a jetpack" still an objective? nobody would arrest someone for having a jetpack, and would willingly give it to people.

its the same as regular magboots, nobody will blame you for having it

I had immense fun that round, and genuinely felt sad when the shuttle time was shortened. Secbros you were the best

>>160896195
yes, from a greentext perspective. I'm asking if you'd CONSIDER that "alive" or "free"

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>you're trying to have fun but your head is being an metagaming faggot

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>use so much broken english as posibrain that it legitimately becomes hard to form coherent sentences in real life
I just hope it didn't get grating after a while
Billy a good dad and a real human bean

Lane, because I was autistic and bad at explaining myself, here's what I meant about the 10u ryet

One unit of ryetalyn fixes all it can, so you only really need 2-3 in a mix maximum, anything more is wasting space. I didn't have room for it in the current mix (which included dex+ and antitox in 10u).

>>160896305
>caring
>about greentext

>>160896305
Of course not, how are you free if you're being escorted by the police? Being in critical is different though, depends if they're going to let you die or try and keep you alive.

>>160896405
>rye in cryo

>>160896442
well the person who got it cared even though their shuttle call failed.

they only stayed alive the entire shuttle because lol diona regen anyways

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>shitting about as a greytide because i late joined into a 1hr old station
>make some fake doors here and there because i get a thrill from going places i'm not allowed to go
>nick a sprayer and fill with water
>start slipping people of high rank because i get a thrill from doing things i shouldn't
>end up in medbay when shit's hitting the shit around the station
>an engineer is in cryo
>nick his gear because fuck it he's probably braindead anyway i dunno i get a thrill from taking things i shouldn't take
>slip'n'stealed my way around the station, get called a ling, security and everyone else is after me
is being more robust when you have absolutely nothing to lose and nothing to gain a thing?

>>160896474
Oh not this shit again

>>160896405
>dex+
bad meme

>>160894627
Literally worst clown

>>160896474
It's not required, and clean SE is a nice habit to get into, but when medbay is working to fix a 10 person corpse pile up it can be useful.

>>160896474
it saves everyone time and nobody actually cares about having magic disabilities
>>160896542
yeah i was experimemeting, what chem should i use instead

>>160896537
>steal someones stuff in medbay
If I see you doing this I will cut your hands off

>>160896405
>dexalin plus in the mix
we've been over this, guy

>>160896516
if greentext mattered at all, that justifies securing immediate green and hiding in a locker on a new z-level

but it doesn't

>>160894627
Literally best clown

Honestly the autism about medbay is pretty hilarious since medbay players are (probably voluntarily) completely ignoring the most efficient alley of powergaming.

>>160896035
>tfw 95% of the station could just ride it out on spaceacilling but the majority of the playerbase is only good for clicking another player's sprite until it stops moving

>>160896537
Try not to do this.

>>160896654
>we've been over this, guy
yup and the conclusion was that it's the best 7th chemical to finish the mix.

>>160896607
30 cryox 30 clonex 15 alkysine 5 ryet 10 anti-toxi 10 filler, dex+ is useless, just anything to fill the gap, more anti-tox if you really want, doesn't matter.
You don't even need the 5 ryet but it fills up space

>>160896405
Lutum, I don't usually try to make the "perfect cryomix" just to be used as a general heal tube. There isn't much to put in a cryomix, there is no really a point on trying to save space.
Unless you're you're really autistic.

>>160896761
The conclusion was that it's the 1rst best chemical to finish the mix, but you refuse to put it in because you call it "unnessecary".

>>160896114
You could be a limbless fuckdoll getting emotes about how the dicks of the 5 heads are spitroasting and tearing your orifices apart in the shuttle bridge and you'd still get alive and free. It's

>>160896201
So you can tell who's either a muh greentext shitter or has no imagination at all to antagonize the round in a memorable or fun fashion.
>tfw just having the advanced magboots is 900000% more likely to get you fucked than if you just steal the whole suit

>>160896882
What I meant was, I was out of space in the beaker and could absolutely not put 10u ryet in.

>>160896875
>2 minutes before shuttle, random assistant putting people in cryo
>some people have popped lung/just took blue damage because they got ZASed before they could put on their internals
>instantly cured
>useless
>???

>>160896930
What the fuck is with the retarded antag pride in the thread recently?
Just have your fun, don't make it a fucking sacerdotal effort.

>>160896968
How did you ever run out of space on a large beaker? Unless you have something like Peridaxon you won't need more space on it.

>>160896537
>get called a ling

To be fair 1/3rd of the staff was called a ling and obliterated for just doing something that looked suspicious.

>>160896993
???
???
what are pills
???
???
???
putting in cryo when shuttle is coming
???
???
???
making them freeze and fall asleep and then having to wake them up
???
???
???
not treating yourself if you only have popped lungs
???
???
???

>>160896993
>cryo cannot heal suffocation damage without dexalin plus
>cannot give someone with suffocation a dexalin plus pill
I don't understand your memes

>>160897089
It's a new player thing.

>>160897114
30u cryox
30u clonex
15u alkysine
10u antitox
10u whatever, usually more antitox
leaves 5u space for things, which is usually 1-2 rye
this is the pastebin-recommended mix

I got it guys. If he has damage, apply fire axe directly to the forehead. Swap it onto a monkey human, defib, and push them out the door. They'll go from zero to hero in 50 seconds flat. Even speed cloning can't compare!

>>160897150
>what are pills
Most of the time not readily available in crisis situations.
>putting in cryo when shuttle is coming
yes, being not dead is good
>making them freeze and fall asleep and then having to wake them up
time it so you still have time to reach the shuttle maybe you massive mongoloid??
????
????
???
?????
why are you so retarded?
???
>yourself
you don't do medical for youself, you do it for other people
????
???
???
???
Did you forget to take your alkysine?
???

>>160897260
Decapitation and re-attachment+defib is literally faster even without advanced tools

the ONLY reason anybody would complain is because they're a snowflake waifushitter faggot who can't handle being a monkeyman

>>160897232
Just put the rye pill in last and it will fill up the beaker, where's the problem?

>>160897286
>crysis
>pills aren't available
>but a static tube that requires power, cooling and a mix which can be accessed without an ID is the safe option
hmm

>>160897286
how new are you and do you even play medbay because god damn you are a spastic
if there are no pills how can you even fucking think there would be a working cryomix with dex+ in it?
if there are no pills available what makes you think the cryo tubes are going to work?
if you have popped lungs why dont you fucking eat pills yourself thats not fucking hard
you realise how long it takes to heal a clone right and how slow they move when they come out?
if you start at 2 minutes to shuttle leave
they will not make it to the shuttle unless you feed them and yourself hyperzine and hit no airlocks on the way

>>160897405
>contents can also be examined with a single click
Pretty damn safe actually.

>>160897232
When was 15 alk a thing?
I've being making cryomix with just 10 alk for over a years now.

>>160896620
wish you had, the ride was in full swing by then though so its no surprise he got away with it

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>>160896474

>>160897323
>Nobody knows who anyone is if you do it right
>Everyone is armed to the teeth and more paranoid than a nigger in a KKK meeting
>Back in the game faster than they can die in the rage cage
It really is the best environment.

>>160897467
5 alk is more than enough

>>160897426
>doesn't use the actual perfect mix because thread spergs can't admit it's superior
H Y P E R Z I N E 9U

Low priority so no overdose, but enough to make them quick little greyshits the moment they wake up

>>160897467
making sure alk has ratio priority in the beaker
10 is fine, 15 is safe
I usually use 11u

>>160897454
>'crisis'

>>160897359
because if the beaker is less than 100% full, it applies 10u chemicals better to clothed people
i know, it's autism, but like 20 people get cryo each round, and it's worth the extra effort so that it's extra foolproof
>>160897467
fuck if i know actually, 10u would probably work just as well even on clothed people

>>160897467
Only recently, someone did some math and found out that after 21 full clones, give or take what else it's used for, the tubes stop fixing all brain damage, so someone suggested 12u and 15u is just the logical upgrade to keep numbers consistent

>>160897574
>'crisis'
What are you even trying to say here

>>160897601
>clothed people
>in cryo
get out

>>160897405
Do you even play the game?
Yes, it's very common for a fucked up medbay to have pretty much nothing but the tubes available.

>>160897426
>if there are no pills how can you even fucking think there would be a working cryomix with dex+ in it?
Happens all the time. Maybe someone fucked off with the pill. (You might not now that but it's more common for someone to fuck off with a pill bottle than with a giant fucking green tube.)
Maybe there are no doctors and it's just assistants with no health analyzer putting people in cryo.

If you continue rubbing your two neurons together you will finally realize you were being a psychorigid cunt all along and that having dex+ in the mix is preferable.

>>160897665
>some idotiti puts a crew member in the magic heal tube but doesnt have the clothes take off ability
>some idotiti putsis himself in cryo because magic heal tube
like i said, foolproof helps

>>160897631
>After 21 clones
So is probably time to just redo the entire cryomix

>>160897752
Not if the mix isn't retarded.

>>160897631
>after 21 full clones
21 full clones or 40 seconds of clothed cryo

>>160897720
I know you think you're right, but just consider that clothed people entering cryo actually deserve their brain damage.

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>>160897720
>Tube is Sleep tox, mindbreaker, cryptobiolin, impedrezene, and mercury
Awww.....

>>160897752
>redoing the mix when there's 70u left

>>160897820
That attitude is precisely why you're shit. Forget the cryo mix story, you don't even belong in medbay.

>>160897752
the rest of the mix is perfectly fine, the clonex, cryox, ryet are still do their job fine, and the filler is just filler, the anti-toxin isn't even important anymore since inaprov OD got taken out. Put 15u in, you're good until you hit like 10u clonex, which you never will unless someone is a complete idiot

>>160897665
>what are pills
>Most of the time not readily available in crisis situations.
>but cryo is

>>160897696
I play a lot of medbay, and as someone who heals people often it is way more useful and easy to have or find a chem dispenser than a functioning cryo tube in a problem situation

Cryo is cruise control for stabilizing patients and speedcloning

Lutum, my point is that you don't need to be a dick about the cryomix being as perfect as your autism desires. Just ask yourself Is it good enough and if it is, move on.

>>160897837
the mercury isn't needed if you have the impedrezene, add some unstable mutagen to give them a few defects

>>160897880
>Most of the time not readily available in crisis situations.
>but cryo is
Yes. Is that news to you?

>>160897892
i wasn't being a dick about the cryomix and that's what i was trying to clarify
i was being a dick about you making 10u ryetalyn pills for the mix
sorry for being a bad at explaining

>>160897837
>tfw making the normal heal tubes shitter traps and the paramedic tube the only legit mix
Too bad this would probably be bannable as non-antag

>>160897946
I wanna ram that 200 brain damage at the speed of light. I want them to suffer the borglike hell of needing someone to be hands but nobody cares.

>>160897968
It is the same god damn thing

>>160897880
>random bystanders are gonna open their way to the chemdisp and make pills rather than just throw people in cryo
"no"

>>160897953
It sure is, because if you have no pills you have no mix for your crutch tube

If you have a loaded cryo and no pills somehow, why are you even playing doctor when a monkey can operate that for you

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>>160897892
>>160897968
>>160898034
It's less like "your mix could be BETTER" and more like "oh look, you can get the same or better results with less time and effort"

>>160898037
>planning for other people to run your medbay
Do you also have another man sleep with your wife while you raise their kids, cuck?

>>160898132
got em

>>160898048
>why are you even playing doctor
Are you really that slow, or are you forgetting what we're talking about as you go along?
Explain me in your own words which part of the following sentence you don't understand:
"I am talking about making the cryo mix better for use by non medical personnel"

>>160898194
>
>>160898132

I don't let assistants do R&D or telescience either, sue me

>>160898194
>lets just bolt open the armory to make weapons better for use by non security personnel

>>160898259
>I don't give a flying fuck about other people in this game
Okay okay, we get it.

>People complain about antags being murderboning faggots
>99% of sec is valid hunting meta/powergamers

gee i wonder why no one has time to type or do gimmicks.

>>160898363
but being robust IS a gimmick

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>>160898097
You were rude and I'm upset with you in a personal level.

>>160898363
I've never had a single negative experience with a non-antag security

>>160898034
>>160898045
at the time, i was too much of a retard to think about putting the 10u in the mix and then taking 1u out
no reason to be afraid of gaining knowledge about a simpler & faster way to do things, but i'm sorry for coming across as condescending
you're a doctor so having a discussion about "hey how can we do the job better for everyone involved" is productive

>>160898259
Oh boy it sure took you long enough to understand what we were talking about. How many posts till you finally got to that point? And I had to handhold you there.

So you're once again admitting to willingly choosing subpar solutions out of powertripping.
Nobody cares about you save 10u of some chemical. The only thing that makes you a good doctor is how well you prepared things to minimize the damages to medbay once shit hits the fan. Medbay losing its personnel is a fairly frequent scenario.

>>160898468
I'm not even him, I am an unbiased thread observer
Finding out you need to do less work should be good for anyone

>>160898335
>save lives
>don't die in the process
I must literally be hitler

>>160898363
Bullshit. Most sec personnel is rather discreet.
Sec is hard, try it. Sure you got the toys but you're always the one reacting which is a massive disadvantage.
That armor is pretty much irrelevant since when they come at you it's always with something that will leave you on the ground instantly.

>>160898363
Do you mean to say that generations of shitter antags ruined antag for you and your special snowflake gimmicks?

Well break the cycle instead of throwing shitty hooks in the thread at dead hours you whining nigger.

>>160898658
>refuse to save lives if you're not present to get the thanks
you're pretty close m8

ZAS doesn't apply to objects being pulled on WHEN?

>>160898763
>biomass stocked
>fridge full
>cryo stocked
>medical supplies laid out for use
oh b-but I didn't put dexalin plus in just in case somebody gets thrown in with bleeding which cryo isn't meant for!

>>160898892
Don't start with this shit again, you insufferable egotist.

Stop this argument
Stop

>>160898950
It's fact that cryo is not for bleeders, whether an assistant throws some dead guy in the tube or not

>>160898892
>he doesn't leave a bunch of crowbars around so patients don't get trapped by the emergency shutters
W E A K

>>160898997
wait, do people really not walk around with a crowbar?
Have I become too jaded by my numerous rounds as assistant and paramedic?

>>160898997
>he doesn't put out 26u creatine pills so patients can break out of genetics in case they get trapped and all the doctors are dead and nobody has IDs and they are naked
baka desu senpai

>>160898996
>I'm such a shit doctor I think bleeding is the only cause of blue damage

>>160898967
No fuck off, powertripping faggots should have their nose forcefully put in their mess from time to time.

>>160899076
Sometimes people lose their crowbars.

>>160899076
Yeah bruh, clones totally come with a crowbar.

>>160899105
>I'm such a shit doctor that I think any form of suffocation other than bleeding is significant when it comes to treating the patient
dexalin plus pills exist
defibs exist
both clear suffocation damage in one tick and it won't come back if they aren't bleeding
you also do not breathe in cryo

>>160899105
Not the other guy. Care to explain a situation involving blue damage that doesn't bleed or fix in the tube regardless of dex+?

Medbay, about other players:
>b-but what if something goes wrong and poor innocent little Timmy crawls into cryo with five ruptured lungs??
Engineering, about other players:
>lmao get fried retard should have blown the borgs 8)

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>>160899105
>>160899203

We had this argument yesterday. You are not going to have it again.

>>160899220
>>160899203
Duh no shit regular cryo fixes blue damage.
Dex+ is faster and will continue working for a bit after cryo unlike clonex.

>>160899103
>he doesn't build a medbay for every patient, complete with cyborgs with specific lawsets to protect and heal the patient inside, full sets of equipment from every job type, medicine fridges with every reagent in the game, and individual playsets with model recreations of the stations for the inhabitant to have fun with
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MEDBAY
I'M FOR SERIOUSLY REAL
FUCKING LEAVE

NEW SONGS ON THE JUKE WHEEEN

>>160899307
We already had this retarded argument yesterday
Dex+ won't continue to work outside the tube unless you strip every single patient
Stop those retarded standards IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER

>>160899289
Engineering is the height of people who do things for the station without expecting thanks.
Atmos techs in particular, since nobody cares when they do their job right.

It's the total opposite of that powertripping newmedbayfag who refuses to help anyone if he's not personally here to take credit.

>>160899298
You're only making my autism boner harder

>>160899307
Redundant

>>160899317
Okay, maybe I will let you into my medbay AS A MEDICAL INTERN with no door access if you can demonstrate to me that you've got the cajones to do that

>>160899323
OLD
ADAM
BAR

>>160899429
>We already had this retarded argument yesterday
And you were wrong yesterday too, imagine that!
Are you gonna back off this time too and pretend you're not the one earlier who admitted he doesn't care to help other people if he's not present?

>Dex+ won't continue to work outside the tube unless you strip every single patient
>unless
and it's still faster

>>160899220
>or fix in the tube regardless of dex+
>IT BEING FASTER DOESN'T MEAN IT'S BETTER U GUYS

>Care to explain a situation
someone getting caught in a breach. There you go.

>>160899435
Most engineers wouldn't care to set up power at all if not for their autism numbrrzzzzz, frying anyone that gets shocked being a plus.

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>>160899307
>faster
>implying blue damage is the thing that keeps people in the tube

>will continue working for a bit after cryo
>put guy in tube
>grab dex+ out of your emergency box
>wait till guy is healed
>eject from tube
>give 50u of dex+ while guy is on the ground shaking
So hard and inefficient am I right?

>>160899521
if you are putting dex+ in your mix and saying that dragging someone in and then out of cryo is faster than feeding them a pill you are god damn retarded stop playing and replying

>>160899521
>and pretend you're not the one earlier
I am literally not him
You need to stop for a moment and think about what kind of argument this is

>>160899565
>make a post trying to apologize and explain myself to another guy in medbay
>spur the dex+ debate AGAIN
please
just stop

>>160899565
>while guy is on the ground shaking
You know the mancrowave is a thing that exists, right?

>>160899528
>get caught in breach
>somehow suffocate
deserved, but a dex+ pill and a second in the sleeper for 20 bicaridine is what that nigger gets

>>160899528
You're referring to a popped lung right? The thing that requires surgery or snowflake chems to fix? The thing that either bleeds or causes you to cough up blood?

>>160899565
>implying blue damage is the thing that keeps people in the tube
Yes, in case of popped lungs or actual suffocation due to various accidents.

>grab dex+ out of your emergency box
Okay you might actually be that oblivious. I'm sorry I made fun of your handicap. If you're still confused, check out >>160898194
Do NOT reply until you understand what you did wrong.

>>160899538
engineers are never thanked for repairs, and are the sole reason that the station survives.
engineering stronk

i hate this place desu, free me from my shackles

>>160899652
I would have included that in my greentext, but I figured dex+ anon would go off about some power to the people argument about how patients should be able to run away as soon as they're heated

>>160899635
You're defending someone who admits to not giving a fuck regarding what happens if he's not present.
You did it twice now.
Shut the fuck up.

>>160899691
>the cure to popped lungs is cryo
with peridaxon in it, maybe? you can swallow a single dexalin pill from an emergency locker and ignore a popped lung for a long ass time with no treatment

>>160899657
>sleeper
>while in crit
Nigga do you even play medbay

>>160899681
>You're referring to a popped lung right?
No, I'm literally referring to what I was saying, a guy getting caught in a breach as in there's no air that he can breathe so he takes constant suffocation damage in addition to his ZAS brute damage.
Popped lung might or might not be a side effect.

>>160899657
>deserved
You're not improving your case.

>>160899681
>>160899845
People who can run out to the shuttle and survive don't care that they didn't receive the full adequate treatment. Try to get that through your skull.

>>160899863
>in crit from a breach
you're moving goalposts, a critical breach patient needs surgery regardless of how suffocated they are and the defib will clear all blue damage when you're done

>>160899870
>popped lung
>I won't make it to the shuttle!
>Thank god the doctor put dexalin plus in fucking cryo so I can make it to the shuttle

>>160899776
So we're at
>I pop them in the tube and have to give them a dex+ pill afterwards
vs
>I pop them in the tube and won't have to give them a dex+ pill afterwards
I wonder which one is slightly more efficient.

>>160899691
Five different people telling you this is apparently not enough
Is it good to make stuff idiot proof? Yes.
Is it good that your mix is idiot proof? Yes.
Does dex+ make your mix significantly more idiot proof? No.
Does dex+ speed up your mix by any significant amount? No.
Does dex+ even do half the shit you're claiming it does? No.
Is having dex+ better than not having dex+? Yes. Is having dex+ much better than not having dex+? No.
Is dex+ a must? No.
Is dex+ worth getting in a huge pointless argument over, several days in a row?

>>160899968
>you're moving goalposts
You asked for an example, I gave you a fairly common one. You're actually the one moving the goalposts here.

>>160899968
If you played medbay you'd know it's a common situation where the whole medbay is ZASed and a lot of patients and bodies start to pile up around cryo and cloning.
It's gonna be hectic, there's gonna be a lot of confusion, people will not respect your meticulous patient sorting system.
Dex+ will make some cryos go faster and that's good enough of a reason to have it.

>a critical breach patient needs surgery regardless of how suffocated they are
"no"

>>160900103
>>160900147
>a critical patient from a breach doesn't need skull and lung surgery, just cryo
if this is your quality of care you may as well stomp on them and speedclone, then you don't need dexalin plus in the first place

>>160899863
>a guy getting caught in a breach as in there's no air that he can breathe so he takes constant suffocation damage in addition to his ZAS brute damage.
>get caught in breach
>hobble to medbay with no air
>crawl in cryotube
>fix air damage and brute
>eject from cryo
>lay there shivering in a no oxygen atmosphere unconscious since nobody puts a strong independent assistant into no mancrowave

>>160899870
>People who can run out to the shuttle
>shoving yourself in cryo during a time critical moment
>instead of grabbing a pill from the fridge and going on your way

>>160900147
note how you can replace "dex+" with "tricord" in this post and suddenly it's even better because it makes all cryos go faster :^}

FREE CARSH

THE BAN WAS HARSH

>>160900193
>he doesn't choke his dying patients out to speed it up
it's almost like you don't want to watch the life drain from their eyes while you whisper "i'm sorry" as they try to cough up the blood building in their lungs.

>>160900025
>Five different people telling you this is apparently not enough
Multiple people on both sides.

>Is it good to make stuff idiot proof? Yes.
The guy you're defending specifically answered no to that question multiple times in the thread. You're weirdly selective about your outrage.

>Does dex+ make your mix significantly more idiot proof? No.
Of course it does. Maybe it would be more apparent if half the replies weren't me having to respond to some idiots who don't understand the discussion saying "but if you're a doctor you shouldn't do that!"

>Does dex+ even do half the shit you're claiming it does? No.
It's instantaneous and it stays for a while if the patient was naked, what's not to like?

>Is dex+ worth getting in a huge pointless argument over, several days in a row?
Fuck off with that. Why are you throwing that argument at ME and not the other guy? Again, you're weirdly selective.

>>160900262
Except, that doesn't work
because clone patients come into the world with inaprov in their system
and putting them in cryo with anti-tox turns it into tricord
this is the whole point of having anti-toxin in your cryo, to speed up the healing process by generating tricord

>>160900254
>hobble to medbay with no air
>crawl in cryotube
See, this is where you went full retard.
Normally they get dragged in by someone else who happened to be nearby and IS NOT A DOCTOR so he just pops them in the tube WITHOUT GIVING THEM A DEX+ PILL

>>160900262
No, tricord won't save a single tick off cryo.

>>160900332
>guy you're defending
it's an anonymous fucking imageboard
the guy you quoted isn't defending anyone, he's just pointing out your tisms
stop this all

>>160900287
But I do

Yesterday I windowslammed a co-worker to death to clone him instead of repairing all of his organs from hypertoxicity

>>160900385
wrong, anti toxin halts toxin-causing reagents from doing additional damage while it's in your system, pausing your rising toxin levels while treating it instead of just treating it - not necessary but faster

>>160900442
He's conveniently ignoring the guy admitted to not give a fuck about thrice this thread.
It's impossible to argue with people who keep switching argument.

>>160900454
to add, this is why we put anti toxin in the mix and not peptobismol, because pepto heals toxins faster but does not pause the cause

>>160900518
>waaah the other doctor does their job without being a bleeding heart

>>160899783
I don't give half a flipping fuck who you think I'm "defending" like this was a feudal fight to the death between two sworn enemy clans that you're forced to pick a side to in your rotten fucking little mind

You're throwing a biblical spergout over DEXALIN PLUS IN CRYO
Once again I don't give a fraction of a shit who said what or what grudge you hold, all I've said was DEXALIN PLUS IN CRYO
IT
DOESN'T
FUCKING
MATTER
ANYWHERE AS MUCH AS YOU CLAIM OR WOULD LIKE

YOU MAY AS WELL START COMPLAINING ABOUT PEOPLE NOT USING THE MOST EFFICIENT DOOR WHEN WALKING INTO THE LOBBY

>>160900617
>You're throwing a biblical spergout
I mean look at your post man.

>>160900395
>pop out of cryo
>buddy throws guy in mancrowave
>"bruh, my lungs are fucked"
>bruh pumps guy full of regular dex in the sleeper
>"thanks bruh, check the fridge for some dex+" or "Bruh, go save the others, this doctor is here will the good shit"

>>160900617
>>160900683
Just what I was thinking

HOLY FUCK this round was incompetent.
I saw SIX FUCKING PEOPLE use the RIGHT-HAND DOOR when they're entering Medbay to get to the FUCKING FRIDGE.
It wastes SO much fucking steps in the long run that you're essentially removing people from the round. You are making Medbay shittier with your superhumanly slow walking speed.
I was screaming but NOBODY WAS LISTENING.

I for one enjoy arguing pointless medbay semantics

>>160900696
I mean I'll admit my scenario isn't the most likely, but what you're suggesting literally will not happen ever.

>>160900696
This is incredible how autists don't understand the idea of redundancy.
>but hurrr there's dex+ in the pills so there shouldn't be any in cryo!

Hey here's an idea, autist: you have it in both so if only cryo is fucked you have dex+ and if only the pills are missing then you have dex+ in the mix!
Fucking amazing, who wudda thunk of that.