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>STATISTICS
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Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
>100k honeypot
LOL WHO CARES LMAO
FIRST FOR NA IN RUINS
I NEED to BREED Auroth.
33 POSTS LATE
FAGGOTS LEARN THE DIFFERENCE
DEATHBALL:
>aoe ultimates and mass spell/aoe damage to try to instantly blow up the enemy team in forced 5v5 fights that last a matter of seconds
>ex tide, enigma, luna, sand king, etc
MEMEPUSH:
>Attempting to 5 man push into objectives early on with sustained continuous grinding away at towers. Not mutually exclusive with deathball lineups, but synonymous either
>ex. necrophos, dazzle, rhasta, terrorblade, chen
Previous >>160683795
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER OP
>>160693707
why would we be mad about trump
trump being elected is a win for all whites
>show up in lane
>this guy is already there on batrider
wat do?
How do you make friends in Dota?
>>160693707
>damage control
Making such an elaborate response shows whos actually salty :^)
>>160693707
>>Literally baited into revealing strats and hero picks weeks before a major
>>160693790
>implying dotards are white
>getting honeypotted into revealing TB strats
>>160693790
Because europeons are leftist SJW nu-male cuckolds.
>EG lose
>retard fanboys already employing scorched earth tactics on /d2g/
>>160693704
Its not a blink "just like AM" because you cant timewalk from a camp to the other without walking inbetween unlike AM
wtf am I supposed to do for 45 minutes
if EG is always saving strats for the major, why havent they won a major yet?
>Europeans kick Americans from TI
>Europeans win both American open qualifiers
>Europeans only in the Summit finals
Why do americans love so much getting cucked on their own turf?
>first 2 posts of the thread are filtered
I hate when EG plays
IS EG NA OR EU?
Well now that Dota 2 is confirmed death until december 12th, what game are we playing for the next 3 weeks?
>it's a deathball episode
Yuros lacking confidence in their lategame baka
>>160693887
shitpost in your city chat
>>160693981
So you farm slightly slower than AM because you need to walk a little bit. So what?
WE NEED TO CREATE /d2g/'s OFFICIAL LIST OF DOTA 2 HERO ALIASES
REPLY TO THIS POST WITH YOUR IDEAS
>>160694030
Americas greatest strength is the multi cultural melting pot tech
>Current "NA" teams
>EG with no white NA players
>DC with no white NA players
>NP with no white NA players
>FLD with no white NA players
>Team Freedom with 2 white NA players
is NA dota "scene" done? All of these players will probably be kicked out too since Trump wants to give actual NA players the jobs, like IXmike or BSJ
>>160694052
im sure you guys would have won if OG didnt deathball and EG was better
>sheever
>not a single pro
aaaand muted
>SHEEVER
>KOTLGUY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>160694120
name one thing Americans didnt invent that matters
>>160694124
we need to remove d2g from this board i think, the memes have gone too faralso how the fuck is svg not white
>>160694030
cute
>sheever for the finals
fucking really
WHERE IS LD? DOES HE NOT CAST ANY MORE.
Why does Fogged look so comfy all day
>>160694120
>multicultural
>whites still sit in the front and blacks in the back
yeah sure buddy, that's not multicultural at all
IT'S NOT THE FINALS FOR ANOTHER 40 MINUTES YOUR DIPSHITS
>>160694174
the internet
the car
the plane
>Sheever balling up as far as she can from fogged
I know NA cucks are despicable but youre on camera you lewd slut
>Another EU vs EU final
who'd have guessed.
>>160694174
America
>15/40 posts filtered
hehe YOU LOSE SHITPOSTERS. MY FILTER IS TOO STRONK AND IT GETS STRONGER
>>160694124
Trump will never bring back manufacturing jobs, they'll just get replaced by robots
>b-but we need technicians
and coal miners in Michigan are not smart enough to program robots
Skeleton King anniversary is close
Feed me ideas
looking forward to eu vs. cis in an epic battle of who is more desperate for pocket change
>>160694254
north america is white
>sheever again
FUCK THIS DUTCH WHORE HER ACCENT IS SO SHIT
I RATHER HAVE FAITH BIAN + COUPLE MORE CHINKS THAN THIS BITCH
Maybe EG getting dumbstered back to the fucking stone age is what it takes for Icefrog to finally release the fucking patch already.
>>160694061
between the shorter range and longer cooldown, its like 2-2.5 extra seconds per camp, thats huge
>>160694187
What an Scandinavian bull
>>160694061
even slower because am has a way better BAT
however
i am a fan of maelstrom into eventual mjollnir on void in pos 1
>>160694120
>diversity is our strength cuckolds start showing
Sad times
>>160694189
Crying into his I'm With Her shrine.
>CIS about to dismantle EU
>Just like in real life after we end NATO
>>160694306
a u t i s m
>>160694381
not that's not huge.
>Dota casting is now just about the personality of the caster and "what they eat and such" instead of their actual casting ability and insight on the game.
>>160693780
anyone else feel intense disgust whenever this fucking shitskin comes on screen?
i hate how he talks and his silly manerisms
whenever I think of that hot sauce video with this fag, I always throw up a little
>>160694274
America invented the Internet, buddy.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet#History
but other than that, good job.
>19th Street Crisps
What did they mean by this?
>>160694306
i never understood people that filter posts. if you want quality content 4chan isn't the place
>ppd shilling for monster
>40 minutes till the next game
>its sleeting outside so I cant buy snacks
this sucks
>>160694515
dont bully bulba
>>160694306
Whatever you say, dudenmeister.
Immigrants in EU = wolves
Immigrants in NA = dogs
Europeon can't understand because they think all immigrants are terrorists like in the Europeon Union!
>the guy who promised slotherina nudes if OG wins deleted his post
really makes you think
>>160694515
but still better than monkey
>>160694306
>tfw falling out of flavor
:^(
>>160694348
winters curse
4 skeletons kings
and a [frail female from dota of your choosing]
>>160694470
When was dota casting about insight?
Most of the casters were always sub 5k
>>160694348
SK spooking chinese people then Valve banning him
>>160694316
mfw people think endless automation of every single aspect of the workplace is going to make them any happier or more well off
>more Australians in the grandfinals than Americans
>>160694348
pugna sk and clinkz beating up wk
Theeban is pretty cute after losing all that weight wtf
>EG is good
-/d2g/
really makes you think huh?
>>160694674
its not about making us happier, its about making more money. Capitalism bitches.
>>160694370
dunno about the casting, she's really fucking cute though
>>160694687
>australian is a chink
~_~
>>160694709
>throwing a honeypot makes you bad
-/d2g/
>>160694687
hello dotard cunt
>>160694738
this.
oh you want a raise? fuck you we built a robot to do your job.
>>160694827
>she's really fucking cute
t. arab immigrant
>>160694348
something like this but with Skeleton King shitposting about how terrible Wraith King is
>this much unconstrained rage and fury about a meme lan
What's behind this?
Is it the result of being an irrelevant non-power in the world?
>>160694968
i wouldn't exactly call the US a non power mate
>>160694837
PPD and Fear are like the only NA players who are not Asians
>>160694968
just Americans being salty they're irrelevant in dota 2 and in the world
>No NA teams in finals
>No NA teams in whole tournament
>>160694348
Pugna and Clinkz chilling with SK
>>160695071
>>160694605
My family immigrate to US and we are not dogs, actually it is most americans who are disgusting like unclean dogs. Please don't compare me or my family with those disgusting beasts again.
WHAT IF
each team could have 1 coach to draft and call shots using the standard coach mode essentially making it 6v6?
y/n
>haha if I shitpost about dota it will make my nation less cucked by muslims and make my taxes go down
??
I'd let Sheever rape me with her manly vagina
>>160694348
The One True King doing lewd things with his queen
>>160695183
What if any team with any players not from their country had to be classified as International Team
Frankly /int/posting is losing it's charm.
Need a new schtick desu
>>160695184
>t. regards, 60% white american
>>160695184
>posting about dota in a dota general
lol?
>>160695184
@160695184
you sound mad?
>>160695212
too bad for you, shes getting railed by OD every night
How do we fix /d2g/?
what the fuck is that countdown for if the match is supposed to be played in 25 minutes
>>160695324
are those people going for the biggest fart in the world guiness record?
>>160695412
ban everybody who posts here
>>160695412
Have moderators that ban off topic posting
>>160695412
More Tiago posting.
>>160695304
It's gonna stop when the alt-right realizes Trump cucked them by being establishment shill
>>160695412
thirdworld only.
it's the white americans that are the shitposting problem
>>160695439
horrible post
>>160695412
remove all redditors
oh wai-
>>160694306
By the way, you should carry abbaddon my core jakiro sheever.png into my really engages those 'rons canonically dudenbro broduder.
>literally filtering yuros
HE LITERALLY HAS TO CREATE HIMSELF A SAFESPACE
LMAO
Europeans, not even once.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIfwanzrjBY
>tfw iDotA 3 was released 6 years ago
what happened? Why are highlight videos so shit today?
>>160695412
remove white people that can't stop shitposting
>>160695184
Reminder that American is only 60% white and falling
Reminder that there are literally more Muslims in America than all of Europe
>>160695412
send a hitman to lebanon's house
>>160695212I want sheever to drug me and strap me to a table and forcibly grind on me until I climax and then quickly shove my cock into her pussy and rub it all over and repeat it every day as sh'es fertile until she gets impregnated, then when I try to have her arrested she easily gets pleaded down to a lesser count of third degree sexual assault despite due to inherent sexism of the system that favors female rape victims, then she'll sue me for child support in civil court and I'll have my wages garnished the rest of my life to pay for sheever's rape baby as she raises it as a transsexual atheist SJW and then for extra insult she teaches it to play dota 2 but always builds vladmirs on phantom lancer and tells him to build it every game and theres nothing I can do about it
>>160695549
Good reddit spacing and reddit joke.
>d2g furious all the time because their nations are leftist shitholes or third world shitholes
>Their literal only place they can vent is on d2g
>They're verboten on /pol/, /int/ and /sp/
>>160695412
kill all weebs
you lads know we have a politics board
haha
like you dont have to discuss politics here
haha
because this is like, the video game board
haha
just a suggestion
haha
how do you get funds for a tournament?
>>160695687
Why don't the mods just ban me lol :^^^)
>>160695587
hard to see whats going on even though I played it
>>160695727
advertising
>>160693887
>pic
;_;
>>160695727
contact possible sponsors
shill
acquire capital
The summit doesnt even need a venue so its like 1/3 of the work 2bqh
stop shitposting you stupid white people.
stop replying to lebby
You're bad at dota
Why are americans so furious suddenly? Did something happen?
>>160695817
>>160695854
wouldn't sponsors not care about a no name tournament?
can the jew ever be stopped
SO WHERE THE COMPUTERS AT?
>>160695687
Excuse me but /pol/ and /vg/ are sister boards
>>160695412
bring back gayposting
Might as well start posting some cuck porn. Maybe this'll calm down the Americans.
>>160696027
If you already prove you have a built in audience sponsors are easy. It's getting the recognition and that core block of viewers that's hard.
>>160696049
i'd rather EG won than this illegal jew desu. Israel gets too much shilling and protection from every white country
>Queue on US Servers
>7/10 people playing are peruvians.
How do you you burgers deal with this, i never thought it was this bad.
>>160695727
Shill like the fat jew that you are
anyone has the LD papa johns pic?
what the fuck is karl pilkington doing there
>>160695412
Ban all the e-celebs faggots, especially people posting totally unrelated e-celebs like Soe.
>>160695412
>implying /d2g/ needs to be fixed
It's great mang.
>kotlguy finally fulfilling his dream of being an actor
geels good man
>>160696337
lmao you can tell he wants to be one really bad
>>160696124
shit. That webm....
it hurts me. I'm not even american. I don't even know what to say
>>160696124
this was on american TV, wasn't it
>6-7 minutes of waiting
>20 seconds of something
>6-7 minutes of waiting
I fucking hate BTS with all my soul
>>160696126
that's the problem, you're no one.
>>160696193
>how do you deal with it
Drinking. Funny thing is, pinoys are even worse.
US West is rage fuel.
>>160696261
>>160696124
You got me
well I picked Void because artour inspired me to salvage the situation and I got stuck in mid in a dual lane with a lion against a drow. it seemed like it was one of his first games. he bought a second courier and walked it straight down mid feeding it immediately. I'll admit it did help having his earthspikes to get drow to fuck off, but I should never have been mid. I picked first and locked offlane.
anyways you've all had this game I just thought I'd let you know: it was only a shit dota game but one more is gone, leaving nobody to right all the wrong.
>>160696304
how about shitposting with your golden face so I can filter you?
>>160696124
that's painful
>>160696425
Yep
>>160696432
No fucking shit retard, i was explaining how shit worked, not saying it was an issue for me attempting to create some fantastical idea of a tournament while being a literal who you retarded dog fucking ape.
>>160695412
Autoban anyone who uses the word "noname" or the name of any avatar/tripfag
Since the death of inhouses, that shit has no room in here. All the relevant people have already found their own groups to hang around, and only the irrelevant, annoying shitters have the need to talk about that stuff here
>>160696124
>average american family
Really makes you think.
>>160696543
Use your pictures lebby.
>>160696543
>NA's favorite team is literally a majority shitskin
>calls other people cuckolds
?
>>160696124
>>160696554
I refuse to believe this exists
>>160696567
y-you t-too
>>160696543
>Europeans kick Americans from TI, played in america
>Europeans win both American open qualifiers, played in america
>Europeans only in the Summit finals, played in america
Americans = cucks of dota.
Reminder that CIS hates the leftism and cuckoldry which has a grip on the EU
Remember that VP are not merely CIS and not EU - but literally anti-EU.
>It's another "PPD makes the rest of the couch look like shit" episode
For fuck's sake.
Windrunner is cute!
CUTE!
where the computer at ?
>>160696124
>>160696554
this super fucked up
how do Americans defend showing this on TV?
what if a kid saw this?
>>160696735
It's 2016 you fucking white male
>Lebanon posting out of control so I can catch every single one of his phrases in my super filter
Keep it up faggot. But you'll never be as good as my deathball meme that actually beat EG
>>160696762
>CIS, an anti-EU region is part of the union of European cuckolds
???
ummm......dotards.....?
>>160696543
>europe has only 2 countries sweden and germany
its like saying that every american is fat, uneducated, cant speak properly and wears a cowboy hat.
no, not all of them wear the hats just certain regions.
>>160696554
I actually think this is pretty funny
the guy literally being a cuck but not taking his 'role' in the sex act seriously. It's a pretty good joke.
VR SELLOUT? im 12 btw
>rtz had 100% winrate in Summits before today
W A S H E D U P
A
S
H
E
D
U
P
Can't watch it
>>160696928
Why?
Him getting furious is the best part of esports. Just filter his daily pastas nothing else.
>>160696928
who
stop fucking forcing your stupid meme
>>160696767
>Reminder that CIS hates the leftism and cuckoldry
Haha lol based non-cuck russkies xD?
No, not really, we have our own shitty propaganda that everyone is eager to eat up. And yeah, we're just as cucked as you in terms of Tyrones fucking our wives, but instead of Tyrones it's Ashots and Rustems.
Owen is cute. CUTE!
>>160696956
>>160697017
but it's not a meme. It's shit balance.
Ti4 lover detected
>>160696947
>oakland
I hope they enjoy getting mugged.
HAHA MEMES XD
>d2g has never and will never have a defense for the politics and societal decisions which the Europeon Union has made
>They will never even fight back, only based Anglos, the Master Race, did so.
I FUCKING HATE THIS ODPIXEL SHITTER
Wow how fucking epic.
>>160697039
>we
>admiting to being a disgusting degenerate slav shitter
OD BTFO
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.
sHEEVER IS SO BEAUTFUL
>>160696947
I nevergot viewercount posting
No one here ever said Dota is more relevant. If it was, we'd hate it because it's not cool to like the most popular thing
Ah reminding us that OD fucks Sheever and we don't ;_;
Holy shit sheever was so fucking cute there
someone screencapped sheever with the friendzone meter above her right?
I need this
so....this is the power.....of BTS
>>160697150
omg d2g is gonna make fun of me
Why are ODPixel's teeth yellow, /d2g/?
>SHEEVER FRIENDZONE SIMULATOR
"I'LL HAVE TWENTY"
-GALUG TWENNYSIXTEEN
That was by far the worst thing BTS has done
the only horsegirl image that isn't supposed to be filtered
>Sheever will never look at you the way she looks at OD
Actually getting depressed here 2bh
>get BTFO'd /int/ and /pol/ as you lost the election
>Forced to hide out on d2g
>>160697094
>>160697129
>>160697131
>>160697225
>>160697278
>I'm an edgy teenager that cant enjoy good humor
you should have stayed in twitch chat desu
>>160697292
nah you've suffered enough :^)
I'd rather have a Soe waifu simulator tbqh.
>>160697323
>Sheever used Bulldog.
;_;
>>160697101
you mean the guys that were just literally stealing money from the dumb public and all quit the second their retarded idea got passed on becuase they know its a retarded idea?
it sure doesnt take much to be seen as based around here
>when you get an erection from Lebanon raging out of control
I hope he doesn't have a heart attack
>All these younglings watching gambling ads
feelsgood to be a jew
>>160697389
Eat shit, retard.
How the fuck is that even good humor?
>>160697389
((()))
>>160697442
I chucked
>>160697323
>no bttv
Lmao nys dumbass
>>160697323
thanks lad saved
>>160697404
What if he actually has feelings for her? Damn...
>>160696261
>unrelated e-celebs like Soe.
Soe LITERALLY hosted a dota LAN last week
>>160697389
This isnt good humor, on the other hand the Chinese visa one was actually pretty good.
tfw intelligent enough to enjoy this kind of shit ironically
feels pretty good desu
Wait the burgers lost? Fuck, as much as I hate EG, I wish it was someone else facing VP.
wow guys so cringe
Do any of you guys gamble on this shit? if so what site?
>>160697538
that means you don't get to post her again until he hosts again, probably in a couple years
>go to sleep
>EG OUT
What a great day lads
WHO /vp/ HERE?
>game at 13:45
>45 minutes of waiting because EG was BTFO super fast
>they still can't start on fucking time
>I'm mad so they must be too
My favorite gulag meme
>>160697540
>some insight into the chinese dota scene
>actual pro players participating
>versus a bunch of cringy ass """dota personalities""" doing awful skits
Really grinds your gears
>>160697572
Go look at the drafts. It's like EG decided to lose.
>On top of deleting VODs from third party sites, BTS fails at starting on time
just think about it, why would they have OD asking out sheever if he wasn't already dicking her
if they wanted to hide it they would have not included this segment as a whole, friendzone bar doesnt fit in with the stun bar anyway
>>160697710
VSE NA MESTE SPORTSMENI.
>>160697673
Can we not post about EG until they win a LAN again, probably in a couple years?
>>160697673
>Her
>>160695183
CSGO had that. Valve didnt like it, saying it should be 5v5. now coaches can only talk during tactical pause, at least in csgo
>>160697815
but they keep getting 3rd place that's good!
>>160697793
>>160697673
fuck I typed her instead of him
>>160697793
Do they know about the webms?
>>160697793
thanks
>ENVY OVER PPD
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>160693654
so does timbersaw win every lane or what
>>160697651
If you mean in-game items, that's dead because of lawsuits and csgo betting scandals, but 99% dota items are worthless anyways
If you mean reel money dont be a degenerate
EE CASTING
The only people who want to keep discussion about dota are people who lose when the discussion isn't about dota.
>>160697882
dota had it first
WHAT
NOOO
DON'T LEAVE PPD
NO NO NO DON'T TAKE THE HEADS--FFFFUUUUUUUCK.
>NA cast
OH GOD NO I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT
Thank god owen is at least there
>JACKY REPLACES POOPEEDOO
GULAG BTFO
>>160697914
>1:26
>fEEt
twitch is p funny sometimes lamoo
>eternal autism casting
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>160697914yes
>>160697914
the head jew is an avid /d2g/ lurker
he talked about it for a good 30 minutes at the TI5 hub
>EE on the casting couch
Something's telling me it's time to mute the stream.
what album are you going to listen to while watching the games with the stream muted lads
>Lebanon suddenly stopped posting his nonsense
you think he died? I already miss him
>>160698050
>>160697952
he loses every non 1v1 lane right now
and as far as 1v1 goes he loses them too to plenty of heroes, if you are offlane vs solo carry huskar can literally keep you lvl1 by himself
>>160698098
lebanon is in liquid now, nobody's safe
>>160698094
This, although it's not an album, but a live show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLiUEKLafZY
reminder that d2g is a sports bar
>>160698050
our girl
Ha holy shit eternal autism sounds like kermit the frog.
>>160698192
Holy shit Icex3 and Puppey are tall
>>160698094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y3MqC9wRjs
>>160697970
my point is there will never be coaches helping anymore, retard
>>160698249
everyone else is just a manlet
>>160697952
yes
>>160698050
but in that stream with OD for the TI qualifiers d2g was mentioned and she didn't know what it was
>CIS about to assrape EU 3-0
Feels good man
>VP is basically goodVega now
Feels good desu
>>160698192
>literally surrounded by a sea of manlets
No wonder puppey was upset all the fucking time imagine trying to corral these fucking midgets into doing anything.
>>160698094
Justice's new album Woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKPW_7hb2ek
>when EE comes on the couch
https://youtu.be/w2yv8aT0UFc?t=2m8s
>bo5 tier 1 dota game
>americans arent allowed to shitpost
feelsgoodfam
>>160698356
whoever wins, europe wins so it doesn't really matter
>>160696124
Can someone PLEASE just piss Russia off so they nuke Cali? I just want LA to be a smoking crater at this point
It's always the same story with CIS teams.
They'll get 2nd here in a close fight, then drop off the face of earth after crashing at the Boston Major.
>>160698447
Lil and Ramzes are honorary Americans
SJW regions
>EU
Anti-SJW regions
>NA, CIS, CN
>>160698347
She didn't get the "my wifes son" i think.
So the script is in? Is it time for Valve to reinvigorate the CIS scene with its current agent, VP?
>SD Luna
well done n0brain
>>160698504
outttt
>>160698447
>>americans arent allowed to shitpost
If only.
>>160698248
EE verbally vomits out run-on sentences. Literally 30 seconds of gibberish.
>>160698290
my point is no one cares about your irrelevant esports dominated by cheaters and south americans
>>160698517
What did you try to convey with your post, friend?
>SD Luna again.
Fucking one trick russians fuck off.
>>160698517
>NA
>not the creators of SJW
>Europeon Union about to get destroyed by CIS
Mega based.
I'm curious where most of you euro posting faggots are from?
Because if you are from the UK, you aren't euro.
>>160698418
Good taste anon.
>>160698519
nah it was d2g and owen spilt the spaghettis trying to dodge the question
>oh it's that place where the cool kids go
tho of course she might have visited shortly after
>VP already deathballing in the drafting stage
dotards?
>americans cheering for eastern european teams in a futile attempt to stay relevant
MAXIMUM KEKOLDRY
enjoying every second
>>160698528
this happens every year
Slavs look strong just before a Valve LAN, then crash and burn. this VP team wont last until TI
>You try to win
>You get a fucking 20 minute rax by using the level 1 necrobook correctly
>Team doesn't push past T3 of our own base, so eventually after ages, NP auto wins
>Team doesn't push mid
>Team doesn't smoke or try to get pick offs
>Team doesn't try to rosh
>Team doesn't defend their T1 towers or T2 or T3 towers
This was literal suffering
I don't see how it was possible to win this. Smoking for kills wouldn't have made a difference with this a passive team, since Beast has limited burst damage.
>sd luna first pick
time to go back to bed
>>160698696
>normie dance music
I mean it's an okay band, but there's no point in praising his taste
>Europeon Union about to get destroyed by CIS
Mega based.
Our Slavs gonna do it
>>160698050
>brits shitpost all day
>don't even have a team
You can't even make this shit up.
>>160698776
sick blog m8
>EG not in the final
>sudden le cuck :D and /pol/shit in the thread that wasn't present previously
What DOES it mean?
I could understand Faith_bian and Lil better than EE
>>160698676
Ah papi russia pls destroy the yuros ill let u finish on my back pls
>>160698676
Brexit won't even happen for like another 6 years, you're still EU until all the paperwork is done
>>160698812
>>160698667
>>160698517
>>160698356
WARNING
LEBANON LOSING IT
WARNING
LEBANON ENTERING MELTDOWN PHASE
WARNING
>right wing Slavs versus eurocucks
hmmm
GUYS
WHAT IF
LISTEN
WHAT IF/vg/ had flags
What do you think /d2g/ would look like if that was the case?
>Americans have to cheer for Russia because they all lost already
isn't this the definition of kekholdery? what happens if OG wins? Are you just all going to kill yourselves?
The tectonic plate I was born on > Your shitty tectonic plate you were born on
http://summit.gg/
>>160698990
shitti(er)
>>160698990
It would be even worse.
>>160698131
>>160698328
okay so what items counter him
>both teams picking Deathball
YAWN
>>160698776
objectives are tricky at 2k
>earthshaker, terrorblade, ogre magi trilane
HOW DO YOU COUNTER THIS???
>>160698990
So like the day Lebanon posted on sp and it was discovered he was actually Lebanese?
That's all we needed to know.
d2g has always been pro-slav and anti-EU
see : the whole history of Na`Vi vs Alliance
>>160699034
why are Grants teeth so short?
>>160698619
>my irrelevant esport
Uhh I've been playing dota since 2007. Cs since 2000. I think you should fuck off back to rebbit TI3 baby. ./.
>>160699034
wtf is wrong with grants mouth
>>160699092
maybe he consumes too many sugary and acidic drinks
>>160698842
Sure does activate my alimonys
>>160699108
>>>reddit/csgo
>>160699071
>Terrorblade
>>160698828
You know its a sick blog when Phoenix reaches 7k healing for team with Sunray.
>>160699069
They are.
>>160698842
that Americans have always been the biggest shitposters?
>>160699018
>isn't this the definition of kekholdery?
No? Pic related IS, though.
>>160699018
I hope so, this thread is literally a fat old man waiting the bull finish inside his wife, so he can clean his wife's cunt with his tong
>>160699092
drinking too much carbonated drinks
>there are people not watching in client with Free Camera/No Audio and Networth being the only stats displayed
Roo
>>160699151
>gets demolished
>b-back to rebbit
Classic american reply. kys
>>160699083
yeah you clearly weren't there in the alliance era when the threads were filled with nothing but swedecucks shitposting at mach 10
>>160699182
who's the handsome dude?
>>160699092
american genes, working at walmart and consuming bottled dr. pepper from infancy will do that
>>160699182
did blaze do anything this summit except throw mafia games?
>>160699290
those are known as "redditors" my friend
d2g was always a pro-na`vi, pro-slav community
slavs are based as fuck
>>160699182
Why does LD look so happy? Did the cameraman drop a penny?
>>160699053
Just buy that item that counters tanky heroes
You know, that item that lets you take down heroes with high HP and regeneration and armor but isn't as useful against lower hp heroes
Whats the name of that item again?
>>160699296
david "LD" gorman
>The tournament is supposedly double elimination.
>Except for the Grand Finals
stupid fucking dotards
>>160699290
You mean when the threads were filled with nothing but Americans pretending to be swedecucks shitposting at mach 10?
>>160699071
You leave lane and let them freefarm.
>Luna gets first blooded
>immediately TPs to another lane
kek
>>160699296
David "LD THE BIG D" Gorman
>>160699182
1x cuck
1x hipster cuck
1x jew
1x chink
1x honorary white
AMERICAN WHITENESS LITERALLY SAVED BY SOUTH AMERICA
>>160699182
>>160699481
>no black guy
?
>>160699235
Good thing you have Donald "bend me and do it in my crimea" Trump for president now though
How many dotards does it take to control 5 heroes?
5
Get it? Because dotards can't micro.
>>160699409
>wanting a dumb shitty meme finals setup
FGCuck detected
>>160699182
>>160699407
>>160699034
Why do they look so much uglier than usual?
wow nice thread you have europe
literally no one is a fan of vp or og lmao
>>160699521
>Warcuck postingI miss that Blizzard
>>160699521
Apologize.
>>160699557
i think that's on purpose anon
>be american
>lose
uhm dotards?
>>160699575
This doesn't make EG's fans look underaged or mad as fuck no sir.
>team with 2 euros 2 asians and 1 canadian loses
>NAtards claim this is a symptom of their region being strongest
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>160699521
How many RTS have been relevant the last 6 years? :^)
>>160699575
I'm a fan of both, nice try lebanon
>>160699128
>>160699249
>>160699307
d-does that really happen?
wtf is this stupid DS item that is dropping paper
>>160699652
Who's the most American dotard, Sumail or Universe?
I'm going to watch the
*** Europe VS Europe ***
finals from bed.
Good night lebanon, enjoy every second of it as much as I will.
>everyone is Lebanon
has d2g ever had a boogeyman this big?
>I can understand Faith Bian
>I cant understand EE
GRAND FINALS RUINED BECAUSE OF FUCKING EE CASTING
every time S4 plays Bat OG always fucking lose.
>s4 getting destroyed by the CIS ganksquad
wtf happened to fucking EG,OG honeypotting again???that fucking picked veno againd didnt he
>>160699882
*slurp*
>>160699885
They just won with S4 bat.
>>160699882
Pretty sure they'll switch the pros casting later
>>160699864
>boogeyman is the word lebanon always uses when accused of being lebanon
heh
>>160699694
sodas fucking up your teeth are litealrly the least harmful thing they do, if that is the thing that will make you not drink that shit then you are a proper retard lad
read up what you eat its not just a meme i bet a lot of problems in your life can be fixed with a diet
>picking TB into SD
what did our juden mean by this
>>160700063
because it pushes faster than Luna you idiot
>>160699985
sounds scary
who is this absolute BABE?
>>160700063
>giving away a terrorblade to an sd+dk lineup
>>160700063
Yeah, I'm pretty sure OG are pretty fucked against SD with ES and OD in their team.
>>160700150
a 10/10 in america land lad
post more sheevers
>>160700150
dat merloobi
>>160700286
RACIST
>>160700224
wtf is es going to do with no items or xp
Lil not about to let that euro get away
That slav is in hunt mode
>>160700150
NAME?
>>160699882
>not watching sing sing cast
AGHANIM UPGRADES FOR 6.89:
Terrorblade:
>Reflection is now a passive aura around terrorblade and his illusions. Lingers 2.5/3.5/4.5/5.5 seconds.
Phantom Assassin:
>Coup de Grace is now 100% chance to proc on heroes if it would be fatal.
Lycanthrope:
>Shapeshift is now permanent during nighttime
Chaos Knight:
>CK and his illusions are now Lucky during Phantasm, rolling all RNG twice on skills and attacks and taking the better of the two results.
Monkey King:
>Cloud Dance doubles the number of surviving illusions each wave up to a maximum of 32
>12 min in
time for the deathball dotards
>bwububllullbwubuwl
What did he mean by this?
>>160700150
>triple ear piercing in one ear
why do women do this?
>>160700150
A fully made overZai
>>160700276
Don't you need a child to be milf?
>>160700391
>stun niggers pushing your tower with your wall
>casually walk in
>press R
>receive a triple kill or more
Isn't rocket science, 3 digit MMR bro.
JUST
>>160700420
Phantom Assassin:
>Coup de Grace is now 100% chance to proc on heroes if it would be fatal.
Good lord anon I hope this is bait
>>160699882
Its nice contrast.
Since they only go like "So EE, team X is losing, and its deadtime, what now?"
how did EG lose to these shitters?
Cucked
>DK DIDNT DIE
JESUS
NONE IS GOOD
what the fuck was that
>CIS absolutely destroying EU
based
>>160700553
worked out really well for them in that last fight didnt it?
lmao lvl 1 echo
>>160700448
How many bulbuls could bulbul baffle if bulbul could baffle bulbuls.
>CALIPHATE OF YUROP
N O O N E
O
O
N
E
>>160700703
EG drafts are dogshit with Crit
WaW that's a nice armlet script, I want one too.
VP is EU.
>OG
>>160700703
i could tell you but you wouldn't like the answer
Is he speaking Canadian? Is that it?
>>160700726
He didn't hit the illusions, faggot. Nice observation skills.
Is this what a complete outdraft looks like? This is fucking hilarious
>EU dota
Based Slavs dumpstering a team that didn't even respct the law of the honeypot
>>160700804
Why is the girl stitched up and bloody?
>>160700804
who is this?
I can say with 100% confidence that OG already lost thanks to the deathball meta
are we doing it?
>>160700801
do me a favor and hold your breath until they do have game breaking echo
hey guy's what's going on by this tower?
>>160700804
fuck me i thought her top said ultimate fucking machines
what a disappointment
this is some real impressive eu dota
might be top 10 games maybe top 10,000 real games
>my face when a member of the EU thought he was good near me
>gulgagites shit all over notail/fly after ti6 OG disband
>"OG was only good because of miracle and crit!"
>miracle is out of another valve event
>crit and EG are still boring to watch
>OG shits on all of them with a china-who and fucking s4 as their pos3
notail and fly are confirmed for good dota players.
>>160700889
Only if they don't trow.
>>160700276
best slut
>>160700889
who the fuck is we? we don't have disgusting ruskies in this gen.
>>160700935
will s4 ever get his jaw back?
>Americans pretending to be Slavs so they can pretend they won
>>160700616
>wow its 24 minutes into the game and our PA finally finished her phase boots + aghanims + ring of aquila
>now her stifling daggers can kill a hero whos at 300/1600 HP
>absolutely ebin!!!!
we r gonna break ur green dreams
S4 lost them this game, he fed so much on Bat
>EG gets to keep all their strats and not reveal any during this honeypot
>OG reveals their strats
>Still gets demolished versus slavs
>>160700995
>>160701004
how can anyone flame bulba when s4 still gets on pro teams
Sick echo
KEKSLAM
>>160701081
>EG
>ever winning a major
>waiting for your team to all die before using ult
BASED
FUCKING
SLAVIC
BROS
THIS IS WHY WE'RE THE GULAG
THIS IS WHY SINCE DAY 1 WE'VE BEEN ROOTING FOR SLAVS
>VP can only win with Luna/SD cheese.
I'm sure they'll pick Lil Weaver next game as well.
>>160701137
>comparing a TI winner, pre TI5 secret member to bulba
why didn't ana force himself out of the pit
is he retarded
>EU
heh :)
>>160701081
what strats? ppd got cucked by a dane
>>160701016
Anything sucks if the player sucks
If you had that lategame, enemy supports would be dead 24/7
Imagine that with rapier too
Holy shit this Luna is fucking FAT
I'm Chinese, I speak Chinese fluently. I was raised in an English speaking country my entire life. My major was linguistics and I can also speak Japanese fluently. I can't understand WHAT THE FUCK EE IS SAYING
SERIOUSLY DUDE WHAT IS YOUR DEAL?
>>160701065
yea the series is over for them now. he's tilted. watch them pick offlane qop in game 3
It's pretty sad how you faggots turned the place into shitposting general the instant EG lost
>been rooting for slavs since TI
>d2g thinks i'm bandwagoning
what did the gulag mean by this
>>160701229
unbiased china-bro here
i don't think I've seen a single slav post in months. the last time someone talked about slavs was that time vp got cucked by EG in the final for summit 4...
>>160701336
>When you know English and Cantonese but can speak neither
>EG is not white
nice joke guys
>5 european players
>living in europe
>in a european organization
>competing in the european circuit
>but it's not european
NA logic
>>160701336
what does mandarin or japanese have to do with ee though
>>160701361
you mean the instant EG started playing
Hey....!
>>160700420
PA one sounds fun.
Since its sorta shit.
CK one sounds.... shit. All it gives you is 25% reduced enthrophy.
>>160700391
Fissure is still like 1600 range stun.
Just a fucking shame Blink Echo -> Totem -> Fissue -> Totem is the better combo.
Or Blink Totem -> Echo -> Rest of combo, if greedy as fuck.
>s4
>>160701335
ez game ez life
yeah really nice play S4, FUCK YOU.
>>160701376
Slavbros unite.
>>160701229
VP was actually the first team I ever rooted for, but only becausethey won the first game I ever watched back in the GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG days
>s4
?
>>160701431
>Europeon Union getting destroyed by CIS slavbros
>N-n-n-no we meant the c-continent
LOL
Pasha making Dark Seer a shit hero look good.
>>160701424
they're all hideous, shit dude. especially crit and arteezy. why are they so fugly? where are the attractive dota players??? is there no one besides daryl?
>>160701412
Б-бaкa...
>>160701292
>If you let PA farm travels, aghanims, 3 rapiers and bkb she's going to be one hit killing people!!!
and?
I have a cyka...... I have blyat....... uh, cyka blyat.....
I have a idi..... I have a nahui..... uh, idi nahui........
Cyka blyat, idi nahui........ Cyka blyat idi nahui!
the echo didn't do anything rofl
>26 min
>threatening rax and the game
deathball is so fun wow...
>>160701424
>sumail is Muad'Dib
okay i cleaned it up a bit
>>160701292
Anon, armor exists in Dota.
You only need like 20 armor to reach good reduction values
PA crit isn't that scary.
>force staff TB
what did EU mean by this
who are these faggots talking on sing's stream
where's sing
>>160701460
>CK one sounds.... shit. All it gives you is 25% reduced enthrophy.
25% bash becomes 44% bash
enemy 50% evasion becomes 25% evasion
maelstrom, mkb, you name it
>force staff TB
>>160701624
hurricane pike you retarded shitter
>>160701502
eu is europe you dumbass
or maybe NA means the united states of america as well
>canada is commonwealth region xD
>>160701443
Our mother tongue affects our pronunciation of the languages we pick up after the age of 3. I know both Mandarin and Cantonese so I thought perhaps whatever accent-abomination EE brings out wouldn't be a problem.
Problem was big. I don't even.
>>160701412
postin here almost every day
are you blind or something
>>160701624
>>160701653
>spotted the 3k shitlords
guys!!!!
hurricane pike rapier sniper?
>yuros mad they are losing
>ruin the whole thread with their shitposting
everytime
>>160701543
nice qt
can i see her penis
RAGE BUY BACK
>>160701616
>>Anon, armor exists in Dota.
>You only need like 20 armor to reach good reduction values
>
>PA crit isn't that scary.
-d2gdo us a favour and never post here again lad
>slavs are CIS when they lose and part of the europeon union[??] when they win
really makes you think
>>160701554
You're a retard but i'll play along
You can't just stop a carry from farming to win every game, it works sometimes, but not 100% of time
>le 322 man does it again
ban when?
>>160701741
no
weaver
woo the abandon timer counts down during the pick phase good fucking job valve
>>160701601
Does he see the future where he never wins a LAN?
>>160701592
This isn't Deathball.
This is passive aggressive safe poking.
If this was deathball, Luna would try to get all raxes at like 15 minutes in.
>>160701652
I forgot about the fact it would stack with PRNG, meaning it will give you more good rolls as well.
Its still not something worth picking up, because even if you go Basher, it upgrades into nothing of wortth while damage, and it can't bash on cooldown.
Seriously, Basher mechanics is the worst.
Either you hit the sweet spot where you are in good PRNG range after its off auto cooldown, or you bash when its on cooldown so it takes longer for PRNG to get there again.
>>160701834
wat
>>160701534
crit and artour are pretty qt.
as for cute dota players
resolution, zai, fng, illidan, aui, fear, pajkatt, ramzesno one
>>160701796
Show me one post where someone says CIS are not europe when they lose.
>>160701757
for some reason the deathballshitters have stopped though. BTFO?
>>160701794
>>160701814
and you're talking about a PA being able to kill underfarmed supports at 50 minutes into the game when its negated by armor or disables or evasion or ghost scepter or linkens or any number of other thigs
>This aghanims would be OP because a carry hero with no farming skills could use 25k net worth in items to kill a support who can't afford 2k gold in boots + ghost scepter!!!!
>>160701796
the best part is all the yuropoors crying about slavs ruining their game and asking for region lock
>>160701796
Actually, subhumans slavs when they lose and eastern Europeans when they win. You don't even get your may-mays right.
>>160701962
a shame EU stands for Europeon Union then
>>160701952
I said
never fucking post here again
>i've seen casual platemail blblbllblbbllbblblblblblbl
what?
>>160701907
hurricane pike gives global attack range
the swarm gives vision over your opponent through fog
weaver can cover long distances with time lapse after piking someone, letting him attack from any arbitrary range
>>160701952
It's not just daggers, its literally a guranteed 1.5k crit, how will carries fucking play against that if they have to run reaching 50% hp?
>>160701741
you're gonna need refresher too or you'll feed rapira
>Have to choose between watching pro CS or pro Dota
fucking a. why did both of these tournies have to be on at once
>>160701794
Have you ever played PA? You are basically item starved the entire game.
Aghs costing a slot is also a reason to not get it.
If you go damage, it doesn't change Lethal will rarely go over 1500 HP.
If you get "fatal aghs", it won't change that its a slot that cost you damage.
It sounds good on paper, until you realize you still need to get damage to get into fatal crit ranges.
Its essentially a worse culling blade, without the teamwide buff.
>>160702015
Only the fatsos (like you) keep talking about the EU. Europeans always talk about the continent.
>>160702015
So a norwegian team belongs to what region? CIS? NA?
>>160702096
>unironically watching CS.
got autism jimbo?
>>160701796
More like
>slavs lose
>dae slavshit subhumans XD
>slavs win
>BASED SLAVS SAVING EU DOTA
>>160701956
>the best part is all the americucks crying about peruvians ruining their game and asking for region lock
dw anon I fixed your typos :^)
Faith_bian's English is actually better than EE's
Explain this.
>Completely denying the fact that CIS teams are _always_ disavowed of being EU whenever they lose
sides runneth over
can we start banning /int/ posting? we are all dotka here, the petty preferences of mobs do not affect us
>eu dota is just who can start deathball better and win because the other team is skill-less and can't beat deathball
rofl
Solo is fucking amazing.
>>160702161
At least the CSGO VP team is actually good :^)
>>160702206
except no one claims peru is NA
yet look at all you retard yuros calling slavs EU
>>160702235
yeah those days died when people started advertising /pol/ on reddit
>>160702080
because its not a guaranteed 1.5k crit
its only guaranteed if you're at 700 HP and that 1.5k crit would kill you after your 20 armor
its literally a ranged culling blade thats all.
when you're ABOVE red hp, her aghanims does nothing at all and its a wasted shit item
>, how will carries fucking play against that if they have to run reaching 50% hp?
look at this lone druid
he'd need to reach 285 HP before your 1.5k crit would actually kill him
how are you going to shave off the first 3215 HP
CALL THE AMBULANCE
>NOTAIL CASTING REFLECTION INSTEAD OF SUNDER AT 10% HEALTH
>obviously gets blown up
>>160702147
its as irrelevant as arab scene so might call it middle eastern
>>160702106
Have you played PA?
You get deso, bkb, abysall maybe and you're fucking set. Then you'd be looking to get some damage and more hp perhaps and there you have, a fucking aghs with stats, hp and guranteed lasthit crit
>pausing on LAN
Holy shit jerax is super off this game. I guess he's thinking in his head about what to say to Fly to take him back.
>>160702235
>I want to ban d2g and 4chan culture
?
>>160702302
>look at all you retard yuros calling slavs EU
Show me a post with an European saying that.
>>160701916
>resolution
ugly slav
>zai
fat babyface swede
>fng
yea he's cute
>lil
ugly as fuck slav twink
>illidan
actually no seriously this guy is one of the ugliest people i've ever seen
>aui
i would let him inside me any day of the week
>fear
this is a toss up. he's only really good looking when he has facial hair.
>pajkatt
ew fuck no
>ramzes
another twinky slav. i love ramzes but he looks like he's 12.
>no one
cmon senpai dont kid
iceiceice, aui, fear, fng...i think fly and notail are good looking too but only insofar as i love to imagine them having sex with eachother....
I mean, obviously we could go over the chinese fuckables but that would take quite a bit longer....AND THEN THERE'S KOREA
wtf is EE talking?
i want vp to win because og won against eg
>ana doesn't make last hit to kill luna and astrals himself at almost full hp
does he compete with s4 who can throw better
>>160702337
>>160702339
Not an argument you turboturd
>pick earthshaker
>lose
uhhhh dotards?
>>160702387
>d2g and 4chan culture
this isn't a dota thread, it's a subpar meme-and-fuck-you fest. we've never been worse than we are right now, and right now there's a good fucking grand final on.
I love EE so much I wish I could have a liquid form of him injected directly into my veins. Everything about him is just great.
>>160702514
he didn't go midas.
ES is OP thoughhhh
I want VP to win because Slavs are based and europeons are not
>>160702439
you need to be ahead to throw
this is called choking
>>160702309
>posting meme LD
Yea im done talking to you
>>160702514
something about illusions meme
>>160702514
>blinking in to echo 2 separate heroes
Just spurdo things.
>>160702106
>without the teamwide buff.
or penetrating shallow grave / etc
culling blade gives no shits if you're under borrowed time or shallow grave or aghanims duel or refraction or enrage or spiked carapace, windrun or whatever else
all of that would negate a critical strike but not culling beard
literally only thing in the whole game that stops culling blade from killing you is wraith king's aghanims
>>160702191
>pic
And yet the biggest school massacre ever was in russia
PASHA is making Dark Seer look fucking GREAT despite the hero being DOG FUCKING SHITE
>yuros so mad they are foaming at the mouth becuase their shitty union is losing
makes you think
>ana
rofl
>tfw you want to watch finals but you have to GET UP in 5 hours to go to university
MY LIFE IS MISERABLE
ANA is a total garbage. They need to kick this faggot
>illusions fighting illusions
nice game dotards
>>160702414
The shittiest taste on planet earth
http://coub.com/view/1ttepz80
>>160702660
dark seer is ultimate team hero
terrible by himself but makes wonders if you can communicate with your teammates
isn't this just a honeypot LAN? Why would OG try to win?
>>160702367
Okay, so you got no attackspeed.
Which means you got no farm speed and no burst.
No attackspeed also means its easier to get kited, meaning if you aren't ahead, the dagger blink does fuck all.
I get that you play against 2K tards where they won't react to dagger by not using ghost scepter, and getting ahead is easy.
Also, reminder that with 400 damage, thats only a 1800 crit.
20 armor means that only barely deals 800 damage.
30 and 40 armor is going to do even more.
Heck, having some asshole with a GG boots in the backline would negate the aghs merely by adding another +17 armor
>>160702752
u 2? although i have 6 hours left...
>>160701928
people do it all the fucking time you braindead mental midget, you see this shit on d2g, you see it on reddit, its fucking everywhere and you're either blind or retarded
>>160702843
fuck off lel ouch
>>160702660
it is good to a point. it lanes well and fights well until about 40-45 minutes
>>160702843
euros can't figure out that winning honeypots makes them lose
>>160702780
Welcome to the hologram meta motherfucker.
THIS FUCKING DARK SEER
IS GREAT FUCKING SHIT
EU?
i really hope that earthshaker defender fucking killed himself
zero game impact hero lol
>>160702880
So it should be easy to show an example, right? So do it.
lmao qt666 dropping items in the fountain
>>160702414
ice3 is awful. fly is fucking ugly and on top of that he's ajew
notail is qt
>but only insofar as i love to imagine them having sex with eachother....
you're disgusting
the chinks are ugly, the only qt one is shadow. same for the gooks
>illidan is ugly
when he doesn't have long black hairs yes
>>160702851
>buying attack speed on PA unless completely forced by enemy picks
Anon you're just meming me now
QUICK!
what to fap while waiting game 2 to start?
>russia is nowhere to be seen at TI
>suddenly dominate every team like a bitch
what the fuck happened
>tfw you find the pick / ban phase the most interesting
>>160702880
>VP is carried entirely by lil
>lil is ukrainian
>ukraina is currently at war with Russia, the heart and defining soul of CIS
?
>CIS eviscerating EU
based
>>160703035
futa
>>160703035
good heterosexual dota porn
>>160703075
Winter is coming
>>160702843
Because ana is a poor kid who got scammed and hasn't finished high school yet so they want to hook their boy up with some money
>>160703035
fuTA
>>160702991
>the chinks are ugly
you know we don't tolerate wrong opinions 'round these parts?
>>160703075
training lan
>>160703075
>Russians win honeypot LAN
>lose at TI
>EVERY FUCKING YEAR
dumb american poster
>>160702414
and no one is pretty cute in his own way, even if he's fat
>>160703035
harlow harrison
>>160702926
>VP is a euro team
>>160703153
wtf I cheer for OG now
i wish I had chance to earn money like this in my loser's life tho
>>160703189
fy is the exception to the rule and you know it
Noone and Solo are probably playing their best games of their career in this Summit.
>>160703206
TI is also a fucking honeypot according to you
every fucking tournament is a honeypot
>>160701081
>EG played like a million series
>VP haven't played in three days
>They always pick the same shit
>>160703083
don't you think it's kinda interesting to see if your holy shit that qt chink in the back ooooo jeeeeeesus she's on those yoga pants wtf EG are going home bulba is flirting with them ooo no oh yeah here comes chinagirl with the flower blouse god damn that looks good
ok: isn't it kinda fun to see if your estimation of the draft is right or not/see how it plays out?
>>160703075
don't worry. Russia hasn't won anything in a very long time. Let them have this one
>>160702991
I'm not gay, but I think all of MVP are legit good looking. I can see DDC, Rotk, mikasa, END, Burning, Fy, ice3 and eleven being extremely popular with the ladies.
>>160703035
You own imagination, porn is bad for you.
>>160703207
he has eyes of pgg
>>160703313
TI is only a honeypot when Americans lose :^)
>>160703335
for sure if it's an odd draft and it works
>>160703309
>burning is literally a millionaire
>wears that retarded clothes
>>160703275
>"EU is country" episode
Why are Americans so retarded.
>>160703448
How is he a millionaire? he's loda tier
>>160703309
>forgetting about this cutie
>>160703313
ah but you forget tahtEG won TI once
>>160703448
saving on clothes is literally the fastest way of becoming a millionaire
>>160703307
No sweat. Just don't finish school and go all-in on a videogame which won't last the next 5 years. You'll be 25, unemployed and have like 20k in the bank from your Dota winnings because you're the shit mid on an otherwise T1 team.
>>160703083
I consider it the most fun and interesting part of the game too. Especially what happens after first picks.
>>160703501
Gets paid a fuckton to stream
DFC!
>>160703420
>mfw envy literally wearing the same pants as i do right now
what the fuck dotards
>>160703313
TI is the only thing that matters and is the equivalent of the playoffs and championship game in regular sports
>>160703581
jesus christ that is a sad chest
>>160703554
why don't all the other old pros do that?
All their biological clocks are ticking
>watch western europeans fight eastern europeans, a classic confrontation older than the discovery of the american continent
>americans shitpost non stop during the game
And then you guys ask why the rest of the word hates the USA.
>>160703448
its his brand of clothes
hes promoting his own stuffs
>>160703448
You know remember that Burning went out from professional DOTA 2 in AM game where he leveled mana break @ level 1 when he was against Shadow Demon in lane.
rip
>>160703581
literally flatter than Soe
How do I "sell myself" to an employer in a cover letter?
>>160703660
Chinese pros do
The viewing numbers are incomparable, Chinese League and Dota streamers get a fuck ton of viewers compared to anyone on Twitch
>>160703581
why does the poo in loo have minced meat on his head
>>160703581
fitjew has good taste
>>160703662
they're not even relevant. And the people of this general can't stop replying to lebby. I bet he's using his phone and computer at the same time to pretend it's more than one person. Literally stop responding to bait
>europeon union region (EU) getting blown the fuck out by CIS slavs
>their only damage control is desperately backpeddling on long established definitions
>>160703662
They're just salty EG got dumpstered.
>>160703501
esport legends is literally pewdiepie tier in china
>CIS crushing EU
>B-b-but NA
?
>>160703753
Rofl goddamn. Do yourself a favor and go watch some Japanese porn. Fly and EE's girls are pretty much leftover-women tier. Moon's girl, now she's hot.
>>160703581
Why do people find her attractive I don't see it
>>160703189
>this
>cute
at least post shadow if you're going to post a chink
>>160703353
if they're popular with the ladies it's not because of their faces, believe me
LoL has the best asian qts, some look like models
pic related
>TFW YOU HAVE TO GO TO UNIVERSITY IN 5 HOURS
>AND YOU HAVENT SLEPT YET
KILL ME? I JUST WANT TO WATCH FINALS.
>>160703938
dfc
great hips & ass
>>160703846
>chinks have burning
>EU+NA has pewdiepie as their toppest streamer
I would have preferred being a chink at this rate
THE BOYS CASTING
HYPE
>>160703663
Does /d2g/ have any esports related clothes?
>>160703958
So? Pull a fucking all nighter you fucking pussy ass faggot Finfnag
>>160703660
they do
cast saved
OUR GUYS ON ON STREAM
>>160702991
>shadow
how do you manage to name one of the uglier chinks?
xiao8, hao, sccc, kpii, everyone on lgd rn except xz...
oh yea and jimmy is good looking too. seamonkies are actually also very attractive.
I dream of a day when I can go to a dota event and meet a dreamy dota player like maybe or ice3 and convince them to marry me
>>160703207
you have a gross slav fetish
/d2g/ proving their tastes are shit once again
>>160703952
>this
>attractive
Post SC2 bonjwas, retards.
goon squad
>>160703958
>going to classes at University
>not just submitting homework online and acing tests only
???
poor artour
>entire NA scene cucked into casting
dotards?
WOOOOO
>>160703958
I have 5 pages of a report to write by tomorrow midnight and I have only written 50 words.
>>160704127
You can't study when esports are happening all the time
>rtz is the one who doesn't get to sit on couch
pottery
>ARTOURS HAVING HARD TIME KEEPING IT UP
:DDD
I actually thought it was ISIS when he dropped the mic that last time
>saying "lol" IRL
COUCH ONLY FOR TI WINNERS
>this cast
thank god they got rid of eternalautism
also imagine being cr1t going from nothing to winning majors to a sweet contract with EG
>>160704215
Really makes you think.....
guys i actually really fucking love arteezy
im so glad he exists
>Cast
Literally comfy
>>160703952
>>160704112
>there are still scvbros on d2g
>>160704127
I'm from Russia
its so retarded that I have to spend 4 times a day on public transport going to university and back
And spend ~6-7 hours a day in university 6 days a week
KILL ME
I WANT TO WATCH DOTA
is sumail the luckiest kid in the world getting to grow up with these guys or is he unlucky that his youth is gonna be so weird? I mean for fucks sake his childhood friends are halfway through pakistani high school
>win a bunch of very high skill with good farming ratios and kdrs
>still get shifting around into normal and high even though i'm way over a 50% win rate and stats are great
What the fuck is this retarded system?
>eg lost to og
just let that sink in AGAIN for a minute
>>160704103
they're ugly, you're blinded by your yellow fever
and i don't have a slav fetish, i just don't into shitskins
>>160704112
>not posting boxer qt
>>160704157
>zai
it's like they heard my request for zai caster
why is artour so cute ;_;
>>160702565
They have that just ask for some vaccines.
>>160704363
You aren't very old yourself if you think high school is in any way relevant in your adult life
>>160704307
post comfy
i didn't catch who was casting
whos casting
i hear our boy artour
is that ppd as well
>>160704363
>or
>is
>he
>unlucky
>>160704326
4 what a day friend?
>banning the only hero s4 can play themselves
what did they mean by this
>>160704395
Based. I had Boxer, Nada, and Bisu in mind. Bisu was the first pic in my folder though.
>>160704112
>>160704395
a best
>TIN MAN BATTLE PLAN
>>160704112
datBisu.jpg
I guess I'll go with 2010 ByuN before he went all hobo on us.
Also: herO, Maru, Zest, MKP, Creator, soO, Dark, Billowy
>>160704430
>whos casting
Two Scandinavians, two Muslims and a Slav.
WHY IS NOTAIL SMOKING NOOOO
>>160702414
lmaoing at your yellow fever.
>>160704395
>yellow fetish
niga i aint even tho, asians are like a 50/50 thing. personally, i prefer black dudes. but brothers don't play dotes.
>>160704397
he's a fucking troll
>>160704326
*4 hours
it takes 2 hours to get there in one direction only
>>160704426
Ain't gonna be comfy when Nurmagomedov bashes his head in
rtz cast a fucking best
>statician
>>160704493
I know rtz and sumail are muslims but who's the slav
>>160704363
Probably lucky because he can always go back to school and then go through college. I bet he's got above average IQ like all the other pros. You have to have high intelligence to be amazing at dota though
>>160704215
Why don't more team try and buck the meta and pick more varied heroes? or do they literally only practice patch heroes until they have perfected routine?
Are they any good players who have a wide hero pool and can flexibly play more than 4 heroes?
>>160704430
ALL 5 EG
>>160704556
rtz is cancer
>>160703958
>Work starts in 7 hours
>Want to go to sleep
Its going to be fun either way
>>160704597
You don't fix what ain't broken.
so uh,
why is bulba there?
>>160704424
I'm not very old I'll admit that but you know it's not normal.. it isn't high school for the sake of high school, it's high school for the fact that everyone went through it. idk maybe he is in school too. it's like with child actors- you never know how it turns out
>>160704597
Watch Wings
>babyrage can't even use a mic
my fucking sides
>>160704498
You'd spark up a ciggy too if you just got fucked like that.
>tfw no slav players join russian cast
>>160704430
eg
>>160704469
A CUTEpost more
>>160704532
>i prefer black dudes
wew
RTZ is so fucking STUPDID
fucking arteezy with his cringey memes like gg end game over
>>160704363
>>160704662
>pakistan
>high school
His childhood friends are coal miners or Activision-Blizzard shills.
>>160704638
But wouldn't an oddball out of right field fuck up team who only know how to deal with the meta?
>>160704752
too early what the FUCK
When its only drafting I want to blog a bit
I'm studying 6 days a week
Every single day there's about 6 hours of studies, 2-3 hours of homework and 4 hours of road (it takes 2 hours in one direction to get there)
I feel like I dont need it
Should I drop everything to play dota and freelance interpreting for living?
also i dont watch league but lgd has two koreans named marin and heart and they are dreamy husbandos
>>160704832
He really needs to post the epic naga siren meme.
>>160704752
Fucking nigggers man
>Obsolete Garbage
>5 defeats in a row where I'm solo in a 4 stack
only winning move is not to play, please give me my anime pic with ">solo que", thanks
>>160710281
git gud or >unranked is also fine