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>STATISTICS
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>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
Team reddit (EU, n0tail) on fucking suicide watch
Xth for Jerax, best pos4 this world has ever seen.
Starting to get the feeling today's matches might be one sided stomps desu
>>160683704
thats not choking
this right here is the pride of /d2g/, cl_ogar 0
I want our boys to win their 3rd Summit so bad
Who is ready for VP to curb stomp the winner?
what are the chances that OG kick ana and take back 9k RP man?
summary of the last game for those who missed it
>>160680985
>>160681223
>>160681304
>>160682026
Always good looking back on these posts desu
>>160682143
>he was actually right
What did This Anonymous Poster mean by this
is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.
>le "CIS is part of the europeon union" coming up very shortly
>>160684042
>Pugna will never be a cute loli
Why bros?
>grand finals of a big tourny
>getting absolutely destroyed by lol and csgo
Explain this dotards??
>tfw giant shitter
How do I improve
sub human russians have no business winning anything
>Getting a caster who can't even speak english.
what
>really enjoy playing necrolyte
>the amount of skill it takes is basically spamming q, occasionally pressing r, and using items
Why is he so fun with so little to do?
ana will be fine, he just needs more time to adjust to pro play
>>160684191
>big tourney
>Losers Final
>>160684195
If you need practice last hitting download the "last hit challenge'" custom game.
>>160684225
Please don't nerf my favorite hero next patch mr. Reptile
>let's get a chink to cast
not this shit again fuck off bts
Why don't young Chinese people don't know how to speak English?
>>160684191
>grand finals
???
>>160684196
Based our guy reminding europeons what they are and explaining their cuky behaviour on immigration, taxation and lack of rights like free speech and fun ownership
>>160683963
Both Zai and Cr1t are better than him
So has anyone figured out who the hot chick with the legs and ass who keeps restocking shit in the back is?
>>160684268
He's fucking had time, Jerax was an Earth Spirit spamming pubstar and Matumba just spammed carry and even they performed better.
Morning 'turds
Should I kill myself before or after some Dota 2 grand finals I don't actually give a shit about?
This is just for some Q and A right? we're not going to have someone translating a cast, right?
RIGHT?!
>>160684263
Well, you need to keep getting last hits and denying consistently and, due negrolyte lack of mobility, caring about your positioning.
>>160684294
>SUDDENLY STARTS SPEAKING ENGLISH
WHAT
THE
FUCKG
FAITH BIAN SAID SOMETHING IN ENGLISH WEW LAD
>our ogre casting
based
>>160684329
'no'
>>160684294
Soon we'll be asking why young American people don't know how to speak Chinese
Confirmed Uni is best offlaner in the world
>>160684431
'yes'
And you know I'm right
>>160684294
Why don't you know how to speak English?
>>160684294
>>160684420
>>160684423
>the 'lag says something
>reality
>LITERALLY
>rewrites itself to prove them wrong
MUCH LIKE POTTERY IT THYMES
>>160684460
Zai > Uni
>>160684294
>>160684420
>Smirks at Black's question.
He clearly UNDERSTANDS English.
>>160684460
he's a faggy one team senile 28 year old pony that can't function outside his honeypot hero void.
>>160684487
'no'
>>160684263
the best part is when you look at the end score and go "how the fuck did I end up with 25 kills"
>>160684487
Zai is better than cr1t.
top tier supports are iceice, jerax, zai (not in a particular order)
BURNING IS THE BEST AM
haha. Too bad he's loda tier right now
>d2g claims a thing
>God himself rewrites the universe to prove it wrong
>Mfw I just realised that d2g is why trump won
>if EG wins this game its not a honeypot LAN
stop changing the rules!
>>160684576
>Finns are THAT deluded and stubborn
>>160684294
Because they realize China will be the global superpower in their adult life.
>>160684657
>Dismissing the greatest support of the tournament.
>>160684697
but /d2g/ wanted Trump to win???
>>160684657
>top supports are 4 position, 4 position, 4 position
>>160684584
Pretty much. My last game was 17/4/20 with nearly double the damage of my carry
Felt really fucking good after the trilane that was humping my tower was talking shit all game, all while still pushing the creeps into my tower, fucking idiots.
>>160684704
lmao go fuck urself, you lost the war to finalnd or what kid?= lmao shitter noob
>>160684716
>will be
It already is, their country is feeding themselves and nearly half the world.
>>160684772
d2g said hillary would win
Mostly because they were mad at lebanon
>>160684792
necro is a core hero
>>160684676
If he doesnt say that Burning is the best AM then the old Chinese guy watching in the back will throw him in a camp
>>160684315
>he needs words on a piece of paper to provide himself with basic living needs
who's the cucky now
>>160684697
>>160684842
Offlane is not a core position?
>>160684832
you're retarded
>>160684832
the entire world thought hillary would win
>>160684914
he's like kunkka. His skills are more centered around carrying than supporting. Sadist is based on last hitting and denying
>>160684923
There was a great collection of trumposters only after he won not prior
>he is not part of /mlpol/, the Ones Running This Shit
Explain thyself
>OG picks Invoker into OD
>sumail OD
EG won this. GG go next
OG have lost the draft
>>160684657
>zai
)
>>160685008
>>160684842
Wait, why am i talking to a namefag? You are literally spitting out shit i already know and nobody said a thing contrary too. You almost act like i said he was a support.
I prefer to take him mid but he can work as a offlaner.
>>160684825
>look up some fruit or vegetable
>check the areas of production to see if my country makes some
>90%+ of the production is in china
every single fucking time
Its only 2 PM and ive already masturbated 3 times today
Please send help
>>160684971
But only d2g is always wrong
The rest of the world is permitted to be correct at times
>>160684832
d2g wanted Hillary to win because 80% of people here are literal shitskins and non-whites.
Im not even joking, whenever i made pro-Trump post i was getting shitton of (you)'s from butthurt non-whites
>>160684268
He was on a pro team for the entirety of last year. He's an autistic pubstomper who can't be depended upon to play T1 Dota and should finish school because he obviously can't handle the pressure.
FAITH BIAN IS LEARNING ENGLISH
>Faith Bian clearly knows English
>ching chong ching chong
but why? his accent pretty good
faith bian speaking english ;_;
>>160685137
God damn.
>>160685178
Yeah there are indeed an insane amount of non-whites on the g'lag
I unironically understand faith bian's english better than envy's
>>160685137
>want to fap
>can't decide on what kind of porn/video
give me suggestions d2gno blacked
>>160685178
> i made pro-Trump post i was getting shitton of (you)'s from butthurt non-whites
because Trump isn't fucking dota related. When we tell you to fuck off to /pol/, you just called us shills
>post yfw Faith_bian's english is better than EE's
Cute Engrish
Yellow race is literally the Carry role of planet Earth.
How do Chinese call their planet again? I want to know what the actual name of the land they allow me to exist on is.
>>160685282
ENGLISH LANGUAGE LADS
what a boss.
>>160684019
okay you made me bring out the high intensity choking
Imagine FB in a western team after Wings fall
>Faith can speak english
>he's just really shy
awww
>>160685303
>>160685230
Because asians are extremely anxious about anything related to shame and speaking bad english and having someone point it out would be VERY SHRAMFRU
>>160685286
piper peppi
or what was her name
really small grill kinda rapey feeling but still somehow hot
>>160685230
Are you listening to the same cast as I am? Thats not exactly an expansive vocabulary.
There's also a pretty large gap between listening comprehension and speaking when you're unfamiliar with a language
It's amazing how EGs win condition is based on the hero they pick sumail. If it's a good hero they just win
>>160684460
Who is iceiceice
>Because it's Sumail, he will win
BASED
>>160685313
the chinese are fucking subhumans mate you certainly don't want to yellow knight for them
>Translating fucking chinese to english during a stream
>when he clearly knows english on an acceptable level
WHY
>s4 is good
wew lads
>>160685406
>win condition
>>160685230
Chinks don't like losing face
>>160685407
Did you see his initiations against DC 2 days ago?
I unironically enjoy this translated Chinese cast more than Sheever or any other pleb caster
>a chink team is actually trying to learn English for their western fans
this is making me cry lads
>>160685472
he is just shy
>>160685472
>acceptable
are you serious
>>160685313
Fuck off godz
USA is the only country that matters
>Chinese dude who's lived in China his entire life speaks more than the autistic OG midlaner who has a Chinese parent and spent the last year in China
Why even live
>full hp rosh suicide
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED
>speaks fluent chinese
>speaks perfect english
>is able to talk on and on
>has decent game knowledge
This translator is amazing
>>160685594
>one is autistic
>one isn't
hmm, wondering...
>>160685563
>for Western fans
Its probably just handy in general to know English as a foreigner
>>160685651
Reminder that his real name is Jackie Chan
>>160685651
>>speaks fluent chinese
>>speaks perfect english
well that's what translators do
>>160685497
a win condition is something that can allow a team to instantly win if the condition is fullfilled. Now suck sumail dick you faggot.
>>160685313
they call it dìqiú
>>160685594
A U T I S M
U
T
I
S
M
>>160685651
you are surprised that translator is good at languages?
>>160684552
lol
>Monkey King Arcana
ahh classic Valve, they release the shit model for FREE and make you pay to make it look decent
>>160685759
So fucking based.
I miss him.
>>160685727
Not in this scene
who do wildwings make so fucking stupid noice when they die
>that sendback
who likes free kills anyway
>>160685636
>Dieing to neutrals now takes away all of your current experience.
Is it fixed?
>>160685530
>basing his entire career on 4 games he played over a weekend
>faith_bian starts speaking perfectly fine English suddenly
???
???
>faith_bian starts speaking perfectly fine English suddenly
???
???
>faith_bian starts speaking fine enough English suddenly
???
???
>>160685880
Just add a recall spell :^)
Faith Bian's engrish is so cute
>>160685880
dying to neutrals is not something that needs "fixing"
>>160685914
Its not perfect. He has trouble finding the right words. Though he may understand it pretty good
LMAO LAUGH AT THE CHINKS ACCENT SO THEY KILL THEMSELVES
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY
>>160685727
>>160685787
Pic related and that other Josh guy were fucking awful. There isn't a single decent slav interviewer/translator as well. This guy is a fucking godsend to our linguistic hell
>>160686025
respect your overlords faggot
His english is cute, i like wings now
>>160685914
>>160685982
he is just shy, other couch members need to make him comfortable
>R T ZEEHHH
>ahhh..
CUTE
/d2g/ i have a problem
i can't close my eyes my eyelids are like rigid or some shit
my eyes hurt and its only going to get worse
what to do?
>>160686070
rip
>50 shades of faith bian
kinda funny dudes
>>160685978
I just put it up as some sort of response to the anon's post.
I do think it's kind of stupid that straight up dying is faster than going back to base on early levels but theres really nothing that can be done about it
is it still a honeypot?
>>160686058
don't make fun of helen ok
>get initiation and drop a rock
>still lose 3
DDOS
>>160686124
Become a poker player.
>>160686070
still qt
>>160686124
If
American: just die
not American: rely on public healthcare
>Ana used sunstrike opposite to EG's position
embarrassing
I'm blaming everything on S4.
>>160686240
>>160686070
filtered.
>dcs on a lan
Explain this?
How do the yuros go from having 4 teams in the top 5 to being more irrelevant than slavs?
>>160686243
I've read that this shit might not have a cure
im kinda freaking out
healthcare where i live is too slow
And they died!
I understand faith_bian better than EE.
>>160686124
smoke some weed
>>160686095
yeah his English is probably better than it sounds but being the only non-fluent English speaker there makes him extra self-conscious and unsure
>>160686309
slavs are european
faith_bian is a cute!
CUTE!
This Shadow cast is actually pretty good. His English is absolutely understandable and Jack translating the tricky bits works really well.
>>160686264
Miracle needs to return desu
>>160686243
>Not having healthcare from your salaried profession
LOL
>>160686291
Its called restarting Dota due to lag fuckwit
>>160686403
they werent during TI3. why would they be so now?
>>160686058
Did RTZ cuck EE?
>an actual good cast on BTS
that 100% means we won't ever see him again
>>160686364
Motherfucker I hope you're not self-diagnosing yourself on Google over seeing a doctor..
>>160686545
>lag
Explain this?
>>160686614
Computers can lag
big misplay from sumail right there
>>160686584
Its just that i've read that something in the middle of the brain gets fucked and the muscles stop responding
im really freaking out
>>160686614
Its a beta.
wait is it faith_bian casting or shadow?
>>160686679
no N0tail just outplayed him
>>160686679
doesn't matter. Sumail OD is about making space and dropping the hammer till rtz gets fat.
>>160686554
This is funny because it's true. Summit casting has been failure outside of two games (this and the Lil cast)
>>160686736
faith_bian
>>160685813
whatchu talking about anon
>>160686243
it doesnt take a 1000 dollars to visit an optometrist
That juggernaut set is awful.
>>160686364
I've read
>>160686690
>i've read
Go to see a fucking doctor, dotard.
>>160686813
is this the arcana?
>>160686802
Its more of a neurologist shit than optometrist shit i think
>>160686813
You mean that skin for the Yurnero champion? Yeah, it is pretty fucking awful, but so are 95% of shit that finds its way to the game through the workshop
BURNING SYLAR JAMMA
why is there no chinese who speaks decent english?
do they not have any fucking schools in china?
noone in the whole world has problems with english other than riceniggers
>all these summons
they should have picked a ES to echoslam this shit
>>160686813
I like it...
>>160686690
Yeah it's probably a rare neurological disorder and not you rubbing dorito cheese in your eyes or something. Can I have your cosmetics?
BEST FILLING IN THROUGH TRANSLATION CASTING THIS WORLD HAS EVER FUCKING SEEN
Notail!
EG fangays? RTC?
another deathball game going the other way
Hey!
>lmao let me just walk into invoker spirits
Honestly invoker spirits are bullshit.
YA FUCKING BOY N0TAIL.
did fly tp to a tower or something
>NA DOTA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>pre20 min rax
ez deathball
>>160687082
but Anon, no one got rax?
What's the best way to git gud at dota?
Where duh money
>>160687047
Which team is NA?... Is there another game on?
"He needs to focus on where the money."
>>160686904
No just a rare piece from the fall boxes i think.
>>160686961
>i like it
I hate it. It's not jug.
Also
>>160686930
This guy is right, 95% of jug sets are fucking garbage.
>>160686930
Why the fuck do you keep posting chief keefs face?
>someone died and a tower fell down
Fucking icefrog killing the game with his shitty deathball patches
deathball snowball mechanics are back guys
TI4 never left
>>160687132
buy a higher mmr account
>>160687132
having autism
>>160687154
>>160687147
TriHard
but he just meant that bat wants to farm more
>>160687154
best strategy imo
>>160687154
>>160687147
its a subtle shoutout to the J
>>160687214
if i buy a higher mmr account while i be better when i go back to my main beccause im used to playing with higher mmr players?
He's a slow guy
Invoker is a fucking bullshit hero and i fucking hate how he is dotas baby.
what did sumail mean by that ?
>arteezy tried to infest a necro creep
lel.
>>160687347
ANELE
OG deathballing to an easy rax right after this fight
>>160687248
>>160687285
based gormanposters
>>160687285
explain?
>>160687301
Maybe
>>160687343
just silence him lol stupid
>>160687193
GANG GANG
>>160687367
Easy deathball for OG
>>160686961
BUt i think the problem is here
>>160687301
yes
how do you stop a <20min deathball?
>>160687301
no after about 3 games at a significantly higher mmr than your own you will turn into a massive pussy because any miss step on your part always results in instant death and when you go back to your bracket you'll still be a pussy
actually maybe, you'll probably feed less if you start to realize what heroes CAN do if played correctly.
>don't draft tempo controllers
>game devolves into deathballing
just end this patch already
>>160687442
>>160687359
its a good thing EG picked the Anti deathball hero then :^)
>>160687301
Yes that's what i did to my 2.5k friend i let him play on my 4.3k for like 2 weeks then go back to his main
He is3.5know
>>160687507
Don't worry desu, everything will be better on December 12th
Why is there no jew twitch emote?
Hey short game enjoyers are you fapping to this garbage?
deathballing bullshit
>>160687507
Literally this has been the case ever since 6.84
>>160687507
>one team doesn't follow the win condition
>their hands keep being stuck in a cookie jar
woah
RTZ good
>he thinks he can climb out of the trench
It never ends you fucking morons.
>>160687465
Based on what? WebMD lists headache as a symptom of some rare neurological disorder you've convinced yourself you have?
How long have you been awake anon? Sleep and see if it's still there, if it is go see a doctor.
>RTZ is good... :D
>OD's ult insta kills 2 heroes.
Icefrog this is balanced.
nice Outhouse deathballer
>RTZ good
Thats probably the most honest compliment
>>160687525
Only if he survives.
>Beastmaster
can only call hawks and boars
Dotards???
>>160687507
EG's tempo controlling win condition isn't matching the pace at which OG's win condition is controlling the tempo
>utility OD kills everyone in 2 hits
nice deathballing out of control hero
>Arshitstain
that was the clowniest teamfight I've ever seen
>rtc is good
- faith_bian
Fucking DEATH BALL FROM EG.
Can this 5 manning stop?
This mess is not enjoyable.
>he didn't control the tempo of the game
>he didn't engage in micro skirmishes
>he didn't hit his power spike timing
>he doesn't look for his win condition after securing an objective
YOU MADE YOUR GRAVE NOW LIE IN IT
>this chainfeeding
really liking ana's use of combat sunstrikes tho
>arSHITzy
>RTZ in the radiant jungle
>EG loses TWO SETS OF RAX and Rosh
I fucking hate deathballs
>UTILITY OD ?
Is this a new meme?
>N0tail playing out of his mind.
>d2g so TSUNDERE for him they'll never admit he played well.
tehe.
>faith bian and jackie chan speak chinese for 10 seconds
>"english stream????"
>"WTF LANGUAGE"
dumb fucks
>people actually thought EG had a shot against that lineup just because they had an OD
Lmao.
>RTZ starts losing
>faith during his mental breakdown loses all ability to speak English
>>160685103
>/d2g/ doubts the pros
>deathball meta
>no dusg
Dotards?
If caster's curse is real, why don't the biased casters flame a particular team or player so they would actually play better?
>Best team in the world loves a player like Arteezy who has won nothing.
Why do Chinks idolize these popular players so much.
>>160687957
twitch chat are literal barrel scrapings of humanity, ignore them
>>160687985
Trump needs to send the brownz back
>deathball won the game
pretty entertaining game
did EG report Arteezy this game?
ugh
based n0tail I'd suck his thicc dick.
>d2g is so bad they can't tell how a game is going to go just by the draft
Lmao.
>>160688043
because RTZ is good? Not our fault Sumail keeps feeding
>people consider deathballs down mid, entertainment
>>160688043
The legend of Burdening
What's with the tiny water bottles
Reminder deathball != memepush do not confuse the two
deathball is very real and happening every game
pic related, a classic deathball hero
>EG fans invented honeypot and now deathballs
really makes you think
>>160688118
didn't faith_bian say that EG had the better draft
why does Faith Bian sit like that?
>EG win a game
>thread full of smug
>EG lose a game
>thread suddenly full of honeypot and deathball memes, /int/ and /pol/ garbage
>>160688135
>doesn't know what deathball is
>thinks naga farming is the pinnacle of dota
Kill yourself.
Evany-chan is cute.
CUTE!
>People using words like deathball when they don't even know what it means.
are people this retarded.
>>160688194
animefans invented deathball because EG was 5 manning down mid against NP
>BLACK & FAITH_BIAN CAST WILL END
NO
FUCKING NO
ONE OF THE THREE GOOD CASTS
AND NOW ITS OVER
FUCK BTSSSS
>>160688213
Im sitting like that right now.
Whats wrong about it?
>kotl sitting next to black
>hiding boner with a pillow
based our guy?
>the team who nearly raxed first, was the team that won
Ez deathball meta
Who is flannel shirt girl
>>160688213
Because he's short and he can do it. Its probably comfy af too
>>160688242
Why do all chinese doturds seem so warm and comfy?
>>160688310
my gf
>>160688213
Doesn't want to let his feet touch the disgusting american floor more than necessary. Just look at the cunt behind them. Who the FUCK wears shoes indoors
>>160688320
HOLY SHIT SHE'S JACKED
>>160687682
When i sleep that shit doesn't because its like pushing outwards. I think thats whats causing the problem
its been like this for a week
>>160688184
LD gets them free at casinos after gambling the BTS money over weekend Vegas runs
>>160688276
>using the word deathball
>>160688213
when you're small sitting like this is comfy
when you're obese like yourself it twists all sorts of shit all over the place in your legs
>>160684315
Blitz has just become real fucking touchy these days, he often gets caught up on what a single guy in his stream chat is saying, trying to hand it to him.
He's not a memer anymore, he's a grumpy, jaded man
>>160688365
fly is her bf what do you think
sumail 100% threw that game
>>160688448
am I going to jail
>crit not dropping the static storm when rtz was fighting jugg
>completely wastes it and dies right after
>>160688213
That's a perfectly normal and, for some people, comfy way to sit when on the floor, preferably on a mat or something.
I personally cant sit like that cause i'm far from flexible
>>160688232
literally everyone regardless of team preference is spamming deathball
every game EG won yesterday was followed by autists claiming it was deathballing
>>160688378
then go to a doctor if its been going on for a week. What the hell is asking /d2g/ going to do? We can't just magically diagnose you
>>160688364
which is retarded because it appears most people have taken their shoes off
>>160688485
depends where you live and what you've done
>>160684703
If EG wins this lane it's a honeypot lan just like the TI they won.
If VP win they shouldn't have had since OG got popular vote
If DC wins they're EU, if they lose they're NA
>>160688485
yep, fbi is on their way kid
>>160688437
Getting dumped and then realizing that girl was the only chance you had at procreating after looking at himself in the mirror would do that
>>160688542
me on the right
>>160688525
short games are not entertaining
>meming all towers and even rax by 20 mins
This is so boring.
When do the the ENTERTAINING teams play?
>>160688579
>Getting dumped
source?
Is Black okay?
This is actually what my grandfather's legs looked like at the age of 90 or so.
>>160688364
>chinese worried about something being too dirty
nice meme
>>160688542
Most non-americans perhaps. Just imagine how filthy that rug must be from having had filthy shoes dragged around on it for god knows how long. I think I'll puke
>>160688572
go back to /pol/ you subhuman burger shitstain
>>160688364
This desu. Don't most Americans use those carpets that cover the whole floor and you gotta pay someone thousands to come detach and clean them
>>160688528
Idk i posted in one d2g /v/ thread and some anons said they might know whati t was
my experience with doctors hasnt been good
How much does Fitjew bench press?
>>160688657
There's a picture of their rug too
>>160688662
>burger
>Anti-EG post
??
>>160688662
>burger
>subhuman
Epic
Mind telling us what 3rd world shithole you're from? I could use a good laugh
>>160688759
Jesus christ.
I bet things lives in that shit.
Disgusting fucking people.
>>160688759
Oh god look at all those stains
Fucking explain yourselves burgers
>d2g getting excited about 'oneypots
?
>>160688628
those calves
>>160688628
didn't he get surgery for his legs at some point?
>>160688759 (You)
Who's the fat merlini on the far end? Is he one of the newer asian players?
>>160688759
>NOBODY BOTHERED VACUUMING THE RUG
>>160688186
I thought deathball was magical damage push at 10 minutes with heroes like DP and Pugna, while memepush is just normal physical push with a ton of heal or a tanky hero upfront
is Fly about to get cucked?
>>160688657
I've seen Americans wear shoes while lying on a couch. Literally a retarded society, won't miss them when they all shoot each other in the upcoming race war
>>160688876
>>160688884
Don't forget that Black^ was the size of a small car at one point, nigga has loose skin
Hey
>>160688951
>getting this triggered over people wearing shoes indoors
What does Pajkat even do these days
>>160688884
you thinking of kuroky?
>>160688759
Yo that fuckin fridge with the taps on top though
>>160688912
deathball is a combination of fighting heroes and tower hitters to dive tier 1/2/3/4 towers and kill everyone and then taking the tower.
It's like 6.84+6.81=6.88f
>>160688985
Hey Red!
>>160685286
BKYD-046
What champ should I play in my next game
puppey here, tournament was looking boring as fuck
just sent them a shipment of prostitutes
>>160688943
...Yeah
>>160688985
hey! who you cheering for Red?
>>160688831
>>160688983
WE NEED A
>before Dota
>during Dota
PICTURE
>>160688983
my god
>>160688759
Literally poo in loo tier.
>>160688912
Deathball is running around the map as 5 all game after a brief laning stage
>>160689061
>>160689041
I've had to ask American friends to take off their shoes upon entering my apartment and they have the fucking audacity to argue with me. Fucking degenerates
>>160688985
draw some cute pugna getting bullied/protected by wk and clinkz
>>160688983
>Lose a ton of weight
>Look still kinda ugly but be really confident in yourself and generally happy
>Make a ton of money streaming for chinks, and sometimes get to play/coach pro teams
>Have cute chink fangirls lusting for your ogre dick
>Around 25
Stop self pitying yourself and take action, /d2g/tards
Deathball = teamfight lineup, these usually include a way to push becasue otherwise it's useless
Memepush = we'll set shop at your tower and start hitting it regardless of what the fuck you want, kills are irrelevant
Memepush was a strategy literally only 1 team used at ti4 and people blew it way out of proportion because resident americunt team EG lost to it in two 15 minute games.
>>160688985
Can you please draw Omni and OD looking at each other seductively while PA looks on in despair?
>>160689242
this pic makes me so irrationally mad
>>160688983
he made it
>>160689150
_____ IN ____
>>160689150
why do Americans shart in the mart?
>>160688831
Norway
>>160689061
knowing them it's probably full of monster
>>160689308
But the other chink team very quickly adopted memepush in TI4, that's why the finals were boring af, because the moment 1 team came online, the other gg'd out, knowing they'd get memepushed
>>160689361
What's up Ahmed?
>Warlock is so Fuck
What did he mean by this?
>2 picks on each side and d2g still hasn't declared a clear winnner
come on guys
step it up
we already won game 3?
>>160689415
t. someone that didn't watch the finals
>>160687665
>2k
>out of the trench
>>160689331
Burger genes
>>160689415
the games were short because a memepush lineup that gets 0-5 three times in 10 minutes already lost no matter what.
Newbee didn't pick memepush, they picked meta heroes and stuff like alchemist, ember spirit, puck to defend t1 towers and wipe VG early. VG knew when it happened that their games were over.
>>160689331
it's patriotic, their ancestors have been doing in for generations
Yo legit question, has there EVER been an era during Dota where Pugna wasn't complete shit?
>games being decided by who gets warlock
Wowee.
>>160688759
me on the right
>DK
>>160689597
PLEASE
BE
WRONG
>>160689463
60%
Hey I heard you liked snowbally death ball games that end before the mid game. I've commissioned our devs to suit the game to your tastes. Are you entertained? If yes then support us by buying hats. If not then buy more hats to fund us so we can make changes.
>>160689538
Right now?
Lol.
>>160689150
>euroshits getting snarky
>>160689597
Hope you aren't.
>at least it isn't kelly
>>160689597
who the hell is slotherina
>throwing during draft
has oracle ever won a pro game?
>>160689128
Whoever picks the amazon goddess
>>160689264
Shit, we're close to Skeleton King's anniversary.
Need ideas for this one
>team liquid mousepad
can Jerax get kicked
At this point I can;'t expect ana not to throw, even when he's given "bby's first hero" Alch. In fact, I think it's easier to throw now if they just shut him down early and then turn him into a giant bag of money.
>>160689597
as an EG fan this put me in an awkward postilion
>>160689737
DC's manager
>>160689538
Pugna was okay during the Memepush years
>>160689597
better fucking deliver
>>160689516
They elected Trump to stop illegal immigrants from taking mart sharts that rightfully belong to Americans.
>>160689775
Who is this slut?
>>160689731
>pretending slotherina isn't attractive
>>160689361
Kinda jelly
I'm black, how would i be treated if i moved there?
>>160689597
ppd?
>>160689486
>game 1
>Newbee furion
>Vici Shaman brew
>game 2
>Vici Furion Viper
>game 3
>Newbee shaman chen
>Vici veno furion
>game 4
>Vici furion veno
>Newbee shaman brew
has Universe ever lost on Faceless Void?
>>160688213
I sit like that i'm a 6'1 Mega fat american.
Shits comfy yo.
>>160689831
Ain't she the fridge bitch?
>>160689717
>>160689783
But think about it: Even during the biggest years of memepush strategy (2014, now) he's still considered pretty damn average.
Why is (s)he so shit bros?
>>160689834
You'd be paid hundreds of thousands of dollars per quart of sperm.
I've got a game to lose!
>Alch and TB
Team Secret draft
>>160689834
they're as racist as polanders
>>160689859
you can not possibly have watched the finals if you think newbee was "memepushing"
>>160689725
How's that NA scene going for you, now that the face of NA dota is out and you'll go back to being a tier 2 team circlejerk
>>160689834
>nigger thinks he's a victim
kill yourself
theres no way OG can win with Alch vs AA
the classic 2 farm vacuum draft
>>160689969
GIVE ME ALL THE FARM
>>160690005
alch counters AA
Holy shit i think EG might have lost this.
What the fuck is this draft? How the fuck do they think they are going to stop early/mid aggression when voids ult is down with this lineup?
STATING IT NOW EG LOSE BEFORE THE 50 MIN MARK
>>160689725
>tfw your shite has perfect consistency and is liquid enough to go through your pants for everyomne to see
>everybody in Walmart is jealous
feels American man
>>160689754
Skeleton King punching the shit out of Wraith King
>>160689916
>badDeathprophet
>Not even death prophet is popular right now.
>Wonders why the spooky loli skeleton is so SHIIEEET
its not that hard to understand anon-chan
cr1t looks like dwarf goblin and elf breeded and poped up a single child
explain this
>>160689910
>she manages Digital Chaos
>you shitpost here
TERRORBLADE AGHANIM.
>SUNDER IS NOW PASSIVE AND AOE
fixed
Who the fuck is on the couch?
>>160689979
I think there was one game where they didn't even try to, where they picked LD
>>160690031
but its fine because its a honeypot lan
This EG draft is so awful. They're gonna lose late game regardless. FUCKING GG.
>I don't like Bulba
LMAO
>>160690060
isn't she built like a fridge though?
>I DON'T LIKE BULBA
BASED FAITH BIAN
"I dont like Bulba"
-Faith_bian 2016
>gl hf
>>160690003
>post how i want to move to a nice country
>"NIGGER VICTIM COMPLEX MUH BLM"
/pol/ usually has better bait than this
>>160690092
Threadly reminder that Nahaz was an actual rapist who groped and tried to rape Sheever.
Even today when i think about it, it really makes me think
>>160690072
ACTUAL TERROBLADE AGHANIMS:
>Reflection is now passive
>Lingers for 2.5/3.5/4.5/5.5 seconds after leaving the aoe
>Aoe works around both TB and his illusions (does not stack)
>I DO NOT LIKE BULBA
t. faith_bian
>>160690072
what if tb could sunder buildings
>>160690049
I can shit my pants in a store.
All of europe is being flooded with muslims and you will eventually be beheaded.
Enjoy your dota :D
>>160690060
ENDURANCE RUN
>Faith_bian doesn't like bulba
FUCKING POTTERY, OUR GUY CONFIRMED!
Oh no guys a team didn't pick a traditional lategame carry, I have never seen this before, it will surely not work.
>>160690092
Kotlgoy, Fogged, Faith_Bian, KoreanBBQ
>>160690092
Kotl, Fogged, Jack the translator, Faith_bian
>>160689754
Red draw a self portrait
what did they mean by this?
>>160690179
Move back to Africa sambo.
>>160690237
>Make sure the team assassin hates you so there's never a risk he'll sneak into your team
genius
>eg pick a trilane that gets absolutely fucking destroyed by og's trilane
And void is going to get 0 farm.
This is GG.
>lvl trilane with AA
>get bashed by an ogre
Dotards?
>>160690237
is there anyone who likes bulba?
>>160690353
>Fly doesn't have a rabbi beard
THIS IS ENGLISH FUCKING STREAM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EG going for third place here?
faith_bian goat caster tho
>>160690424
All the western teams, that's why he gets into them.
>you'll never be such a nice guy that you'll get invited into top tier dota teams because of it
>Ogre is first pick again.
I hate this meme.
>>160690468
based middle school bro
>>160690468
Just watch in game lol
>>160690060
BETWEEN THE PLANES
>>160690468
Its infinitely better than most streams.
>>160690468
>not watching in game with Russian audio and Free camera
Mate...
>>160690363
Buy me the ticket Custer
>universe is doing quite decent, standard universe
>getting doubled up by n0tail on cs in a 1v1
????
>>160690468
end your life
>>160690468
I would take this over Sheever talking nonsense everyday of the week
this is better than having Sheever cast anyway, at least Faith is calling the plays
>>160690228
What muslims? I've never seen a nigger or a muslim with my own living eyes, mr 60% white nation.
They're like mythical beasts to me.
>Thinking EG would reveal strats just before a major
Honestly guys laughing at you idiots right now. It's a fucking HONEYPOT LAN, why would they try to win.
Any team that wins gets the title of honorary NA team anyways
>>160690382
Surely that would make him more likely to want to take you down
>>160690607
>Oracle and a TB vs Beastmaster
Why the fuck do they speak Chinese?
Why is Canada better at Dota than USA?
>>160690353
What did they mean by this?
>>160690692
America has no official language you racist.
literally five minute deathball
defend this dotards
>mfw a non-country of mart sharters is getting triggered by a Chinaman with better English grammar than them
>>160690716
>le meaning maymay
>/int/ shit
*yaaaawn*
>>160690675
oracle had been bot all game until then
>>160690625
When will she learn that people like her because of her body? She can make good money on websites like chaturbate.
>>160690716
>This is your top AMERICAN team tonight
Anyone not rooting for Complexity isn't rooting for America, but dirty yuropoors
>>160690607
what is the offlane in general
USE TERROR PUSH TOWER
THIS FUCKING INSIGHT WOAW
is this the first eg vs og game?
>>160690692
>why are chinks speaking chinese
were you always retarded or did dota make you this way
>>160690780
>that guy who don't follow backlinks
>*action*
Deny yourself my man.
>>160690761
It triggers autistic people like you.
>Sumail plays a poor Invoker
-d2g
>>160690806
>implying it wasn't intentional
I'm pretty sure she just pretends to be autistic, but actually she's a big fucking slut
jerax just fed sumail a free kill. Was it a part of his plan?
does he want off this ride?
how is ignite not better than bloodlust max
>>160690761
>Do the TB thing where you abuse a weak lane and get a tier 1
>WAA DEATHBALL IS BACK NICE ICEYTOAD
>Evil "Geniuses"
starting to believe the deathball meme guys
>EG losing
>/pol/ shit intesifying
Now THIS is a deathball
LOL
FUCKING TUNNEL VISION
>>160690642
>reveal strats
There's "revealing strats" and then there's "Not drafting retarded drafts"
>lmao actually making decent picks is revealing strats
Probably another faggot that talks about deathball.
Well that was a great game. I'm glad this meta is still alive
HELLO AMERITARDS?
DEATH BALL
>d2g keeps memeing about deathball
>og brings a literal 5 min deathball for game 3 vs eg
who from og visits us
>>160690928
FREE hyperstone. That's literally 2k networth for 75 mana
reminder that EG has 2 Europeans and 2 NA players and 1 middle eastern player
>draft a multi ogre battle arena
>win
Dotards?!
>>160690974
Seriously, they joke about it but they just choose all the meta heroes and towers are just melting
I was just joking with this deathball shit why is it really happening every game now?
So EG is an EU team now, just like DC last TI, right
>FIGHTING AS A TEAM IS CONSIDERED DEATHBALL
EG FANS ARE SO CRINGEY.
Deathballs are what killed the SC2 scene, if Icefrog doesn't do something Dota will have a similar fate.
>they wait for the bloodlust
no you fucking retard
they were clearly waiting for the metamorphosis
so confirmed Honeypot?
Why did EG draft 2 squishy ass supports with no stuns vs a bat? WTF was Cr1t thinking? This draft is SHIT.
am I the only one that's a little happy for our main man bigdaddyn0tail for finally getting carrying right?
>EG fans screaming deathball everytime they get wiped.
Really?
>>160691109
>cringey
le cringe
>>160691061
I think you mean
>2 Scandinavians
>1 Paki
>1 Uzbekistan
>1 Indian
So Complexity is the top American team now, right
this chink trying to speak english is cute!
>>160691073
That picture was probably the first time FNG, a Belarussian, saw a black person
>lmao towers mean nothing
>lets tank the tower hits and kill the entire enemy team right under it
towers need aoe damage DESU
>tfw deathball meta
this is not ok EG need to counter deathball fast to get that sweet memeback money
>wings win game 1, and lose 2 in a row
>eg win game 1, and are soon to lose 2 in a row
>og will ??? vs vp
>>160691217
They can't accept their precious team fucked up, it has to be icefrog ruining balance
>>160691241
t. leaguebabby
>>160691227
NP is the purest American team
>>160691137
SC2 being a spectator-unfriendly game on top of being boring af for people who don't play it killed the scene.
>>160691109
Deathball has been a NA boogeyman since ti4 there's not much to be done about it
Remember when OG was just getting carried by miracle and sh1t?
>>160691073
it was a bad joke and you should feel bad. that saidmoar?
>>160691085
DC is an EU team, there is no doubt about that
>>160691073
post more fng, he's qt
>>160691241
>>>/lolg/
>>160691241
You are supposed to defend the towers, not the other way.
>>160691137
Too late, simplified early game shit killed SC2, and that's what the last 10 dota patches have been about. Dota is already liek all the other mobas with decreased levels of strategical thinking, options to win and ways to play
>>160691286
Purest Canadian team
>>160691285
doubt league has aoe towers
>>160691286
>2 Asiatics
>2 Brown people
>an actual Jew
I guess they are pretty American huh
>rtz void
what did they mean with this
>>160691286
>a chink, 2 pajeets and 2 whites
>pure american
hmm
>a rare one from universe
hmmmmmmm
FUCKING LMAO ARTEEZY
>universe is a good void
HOLY SHIT RTZ
FUCKING ARTOUR
THATS SOME RTZ STREAM LEVEL PLAY THERE BOYS
NICE
FUCKING
CHRONO
>chrono down
>end game in 2 seconds with metamorphsis
NICE
MEME
GAME
SENPAI
>RTZ in charge of chronos
This is game 3 vs VG all over again
>rtzsphere
Math Major here
Memepush + Memeback = Deathball
>>160691375
Wanting to stop tower diving and make towers strong as fuck is definitely league status
>>160691240
that's just what he said to the cameramn because it said so in the script
crono that tower
It wasn't deathball till the TB pick
how is this not a deathball?
>>160691137
the fact theres literally more capacity for microing in dota 2 than in sc2 is what killed sc2
sc2 is a shit game with horrible macro, horrible balance, no micro component. Its just right click a ball of units into the enemy ball of units and cast a couple spells manually
He pressed E and hit towers WOAW!
really a fun game
>>160691351
then why do towers do damage at all?
and you're not "supposed" to do anything. Dota is not about the establishment
EUROPE EUROPE EUROPE EUROPE EUROPE EUROPE EUROPE EUROPE EUROPE EUROPE EUROPE EUROPE EUROPE EUROPE EUROPE EUROPE EUROPE EUROPE
>waste your high impact ultis
>get reck
So, what's this time. Jet lag? Honeypots?
>TB DOING HIS JOB IS DEATHBALL
EPIC MEME EG FAN GAYS
>>160691480
It wasn't deathball before EG found no ways to get online thanks to bad plays.
Like Sumail being their only hope, then dying in his first fight
What are the best anti deathball heroes?
Will PPD return to EG after they the Boston Major?
EG can still win this have faith
>>160691484
it's just TB doing TB things and EG getting outdrafted hardcore
>>160691334
is sumail the future gustav?
>>160691484
>enemies are dead and without ults without having killed anyone
>you attack a tower
>MUH DEATHBALL
>>160691490
>run ball of heroes under the towers right into another ball of heroes
looks like a deathball to me
>EG faggots crying about "broken game" when they draft shit and play terribly.
real good salt mine here
>>160691484
>IT IS 2016
>AND PEOPLE STILL DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DEATHBALL AND MEMEPUSH
What is EG's win condition?
>>160691525
>and you're not "supposed" to do anything
You are supposed to defend your ancient, you tardo. Towers help a lot to defend your ancient and are valuable objectives that you should protect most of the time, unless you trade them for other objective.
>Cr1t draft
L M FUCKING A O
>WOW ALCH? I BETTER COUNTERPICK THAT SHIT.
>AA IS THE PICK HERE BOYS.
>UH OH WARLOCK AND AA ARE OUR SUPPORTS WITH NO LOCK DOWN.
F R A U D
>>160691667
well its not memepush, its a deathball
>>160691363
>canada isn't american
>>160691484
They didn't pick for deathball, they'll just taking advantage of EG giving the favorable lanes, then favorable fights
>tfw notail is objectivity better than rtz now
>>160691674
reverse the tempo with their tempo controller to break up the deathball
>>160691632
don't know, gustav is cute, sumail isn't
I only wanted to come back near TI, but you kids leave me no choice
>>160691674
going back in time and changing the draft
SECRET.RTZ
>SECRET.RTZ
SECRET.RTZ
>SECRET.RTZ
SECRET.RTZ
>SECRET.RTZ
>>160691759
>sub 20 min
>complete 5 man deathball taking objectives everywhere
>farming is no longer needed
>strategy and controlling the map is not long needed
JUST END THIS SHIT PATCH GODDAMN BOSTON IS GOING TO BE TERRIBLE THE ENTIRE GROUP STAGE DOESN'T EVEN MATTER AND THE MAIN STAGE IS JUST GOING TO BE 20 MIN 2-0 DOWN THE BRACKET FUCK EVERYTHING
>>160691484
deathballcucks will defend this
literally ti4 tier
>>160691706
exactly. But they deathballed anyway. Towers are too weak. They need to give +20% magic resist and 10 armour
fuck this is making me want to play void. do you get lifesteal these days or is it too slow? I feel like we're back in damage void and have left utility void behind
>>160691484
Well, yeah, AA + Warlock + FV + Invoker is pretty "deathbally". Isn't working tho.
>>160691604
My current favorite: Pit Lord
Practical: Winter Waifu, ET, ES, Warlock
Tempting but relatively impractical: Earthshaker
BACK HE GOES
>Draft poorly
>get your shit pushed in
>that's deathball
-d2g
WAAAH WHEN I MY TEAM GETS OUTDRAFTED IT'S DEATHBALL BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE TERM MEANS WAAAH
>PEOPLE THINK THIS IS DEATHBALL
>THEY DIDN'T WATCH TI4.
WEW LAD.
>>160691825
you do whatever rtz doesn't do
>>160691706
Exactly what I was thinking. But isn't fear and PPD there? This draft is hot dogshit. Dosent make any sense
>RTZ will not win Major
>RTZ will not win TI.
What did the reality mean by this?
>that roar
LOL
>roaring an ogre
for what purpose
>>160691721
maybe you burgerfucks should get a name for yourself and stop stealing the achievements that Canada and South America have done
>>160691706
>h-heh look how reddit says i'm solo carrying these og scrubs
>yeah i could totally be captain, get that eg paycheck and win the big tournaments as well, nothin personnel kid
>>160691814
>Towers are too weak. They need to give +20% magic resist and 10 armour
Just play LoL, lol.
Faith is pretty funny
eg will win. cap this.
>OG honeypotted into revealing starts this close to Boston
wew lads
Fly is a better 5 than cr1t
Jerax is a better 4 than zai
S4 is a slightly better 3 than universe
Ana is a much worse 2 than sumail
n0tail is a much better 1 than rtz
guess who wins out
I really wonder what EG thought getting crit as their drafter. This kid a fucking scrub
looks liek a deathball
>>160691915
>A Dane being an arrogant faggot
Never heard of that before.
>>160692001
>alch and any carry is strats.
>EG fans are this retarded.
>gotta get that lust bot away from the team fight with a roar
dotards
>>160692006
>S4 is a slightly better 3 than universe
>Amerikeks crying about the game when Shit for Geniuses are taking it to the ass from OG
lul
>his game is a literal Hots tear team deathbrawler with 20 minute games
>>160691864
TI4 was memepush, look at all of VGs games
TI2 had the most deathball and memepush
>>160691604
Brew ET Warlock Ember
>>160692041
Don't forget the super secret Batrider pick. I never saw one in a tournament!
>piss and shit everywhere when their team wins
>piss and shit everywhere when their team loses
Why are EG fans so insufferable?
>>160692009
yeah i have to admit i am not impressed
>>160692034
>A non-Dane being jealous of Danes
That's a new one
>EG fans on FULL DAMAGE CONTROL
Holy fuck this is pathetic, This is karma for EG winning TI and spamming America.
>>160692006
>S4 is a slightly better 3 than universe
no
>n0tail is a much better 1 than rtz
babbyrage BTFO
We're living in a world where n0lans is better than rtz
Don't know about you guys but I'm excited about cheering for our new CIS overlords
>Has no damage
>Is not participating in fights
>Get Linkens 1st item
Is it autism?
>>160692120
ENDURANCE RUN
>>160691978
>Just play LoL
towers in lol are literally insanely easy to kill
there was a pro match where a team lost a team fight at their mid tier 1, and the enemy team literally went down mid killing all the towers to end the game before the enemy respawns where even close to done
this was at like 37 mins
>>160692120
BETWEEN THE PLANES
>>160692120
BETWEEN THE PLANES
Time to whip up those spiri- slotherina nudes anon.
>icefrog keeps buffing highground
>even gives towers armor auras
>every game stalls out long
>pros start picking early 5 man shit with tons of sustain and push to offset this
>the only chance of a non memebacked game is when you deathball as 5 before 20 minutes
nice game icefraud
>EG fangays btfo
faith_bian casting is pretty good.
this, the 3 man cast of EG and the Lil cast were the best ones.
what a failure summit was
>>160692193
>>160692195
dotards?
>>160692175
>LOL
>Team fight before 37 minutes
>any kills before 37 minutes
nice lie
>they thought Valve wanted the LoL market
>Valve took it one step further
post yfw we have become Heroes of the Storm
>>160692071
universe is the most overrated offlaner in the history of dota
he always had farm priority in previous iterations of EG, so people were comparing his offlane with farm priority to other offlaners that didn't have that
now he doesn't have farm prio and he's as garbage as ever, like when he was on secret
>>160689597
>DELETED
ROFL
>>160692193
>>160692195
>>160692173
Stop being mean to that qt.
>implying EG give a shit about a tournament literally held in a basement
>teams see Void is picked a lot
>confuse it with being some kind of carry that deals damage
>lose because damageless void
Why does it keep happening?
>>160692175
Yeah but the difference being they do 100x more damage than Dota towers. You can barely tower dive and it just creates a safe space for shit players.
>>160692175
Towers in LoL are literally indestructible for the first 20 minutes (they got a buff because pushing is toxic). Seems that's exactly what you want, so just switch games.
>be rtz
>"carry" of the team
>refuse to join fights cuz farming first item
>its linkens
>its your invoker who is target n1 for lasso
>>160692193
NEVER
STOP
SAYING
IT
>>160692289
Why are you posting the president of United States when talking about an European team?
Secret.RTZ when
Only time I wish GrandGrant was casting
ti4 cucks will defend this bullshit
EG sure do love that 3rd place
FAGGOTS LEARN THE DIFFERENCE
DEATHBALL:
>aoe ultimates and mass spell/aoe damage to try to instantly blow up the enemy team in forced 5v5 fights that last a matter of seconds
>ex tide, enigma, luna, sand king, etc
MEMEPUSH:
>Attempting to 5 man push into objectives early on with sustained continuous grinding away at towers. Not mutually exclusive with deathball lineups, but synonymous either
>ex. necrophos, dazzle, rhasta, terrorblade, chen
>>160692243
>what a failure summit was
>le everything is shit meme
speak for yourself faggo, It's been five days of pure memes and good dotes for me
>>160689597
>>160689597
>>160689597
>>160689597
Pay up
>>160692334
>because pushing is toxic
the bot tier 1's in league got nerfed to discourage lane swapping and you get a 'tower first blood' in league now
EUROPE FUCK YEAH
ARTEEZY'S DAMAGE LMAO
EG is so fucking uncoordinated what the fuck
HOW DID OG BEAT THEM ????
Do people have the patience to watch another BO5 after that? I enjoyed the OG/EG game but no way I can sit through another BO5.
Maybe I'll tune in for game 3 or something.
lmao
>HP'd into revealing your TB strats
>NA KEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
2 EU TEAMS IN NA TOURNAMENT FINALS
>NA KEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
2 EU TEAMS IN NA TOURNAMENT FINALS
>NA KEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
2 EU TEAMS IN NA TOURNAMENT FINALS
>NA KEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
2 EU TEAMS IN NA TOURNAMENT FINALS
>NA KEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
2 EU TEAMS IN NA TOURNAMENT FINALS
>>160689597
WELL?
>Sharts are about to spam the retarded honeypot excuse
>Can't land an Ice Blast into Chrono
FUCKING SH1T
AMERICA IN FLAMES
OG is na team r-right guys?
na?
TIME FOR SOME NUDES FUCKBOY
>>160692454
DEATHBALL:
>dank me me EG retards dump all over /d2g/ when their epic eceleb rtz loses
I hope our boy is okay.
>>160692485
Cr1t is hot dogshit. They need FEAR or PPD.
>you will never be as dreamy as jerax
3rd place curse desu
I told you all, N0tail is the fucking man.
>eg is good
>cant even beat og
lmao
>>160692471
>you get a 'tower first blood' in league now
Do they fine you if the mid or the offlaner moves to bot to help?
>>160692465
>good dotes
there are like 3 good teams at this event
this has probably been the worst post TI roster shuffle ever, there are like 5 teams that are worth watching at all now
>you cause trouble
based faith
That Asian teddy bear is yummy as fuck
America in flames
OG > EG > Wings confirmed
Bulba trying to creep his way into Wings.
MCDONALDS ON FIRE
>NA AMERILARDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
MCDONALDS ON FIRE
>NA AMERILARDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
MCDONALDS ON FIRE
>NA AMERILARDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
MCDONALDS ON FIRE
>NA AMERILARDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
MCDONALDS ON FIRE
>NA AMERILARDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
MCDONALDS ON FIRE
>NA AMERILARDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
MCDONALDS ON FIRE
>NA AMERILARDS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>ppd and fear left for this
>>160689597
GIVE US THE GOODS
>>160692601
You get 24h ban if you try that.
>beat wings
>lose to OG
what does this mean?
how long until final?
>>160692559
Our boy is Ana who's about to get analed by VP
>a year ago
>wow OG is carried by crit and miracle without those this team is nothing
>now
>wow crit and miracle is terrible
dotards?
bulba the troublemaker
>Wings talk trash about WIngs
>Bulba approach with a smile, going for another snipe
>bbbbbut this tourney means nothing
>r r r revealing strats before major
>ha ha
>>160692662
he's trying to assasinate wings now
>ctrl+f deathball
>73 results
can you EG fancucks stop crying every time they get outplayed?
honey
pot
lan
deathballcucks will call this good dota.
Nice balance
nice patch
ez rax
REMINDER VP CAN ONLY BEAT OG WITH CHEESE LIKE LUNA/SD WEAVER AGHS
H-honeypot!
>my honeypot lans matter!!
Prepare to be eviscerated by slav dota
>retire the greatest team captain in the history of Dota to appease the team wrecker
>retire the face of EG who was their mosy stable player and make him the coach
>invite mercenary Dane who's only in it for the money
>bring back Dota's Judas who's a T3 carry
>they can't beat OG, who lost Miracle and picked up this autist tilter mid
>n0tail looks like a fucking god compared to what they're up against
>never win a real tournament again
FOR WHAT PURPOSE
Please not this cringey bullshit
DOTAKINO
>All these eurocucks getting worked up over a 100K tournament
>EG won $5,000,000
at least you guys will be able to pay for all those muslims that are fucking your gfs
I don't mind dota shitposting, but region shitposting has got to stay on int
>EG BTFO BY YURO
>TSM BTFO BY YURO
IT'S A SAD SAD DAY FOR NA
>dick face
>poison dog
>blue fatty
these chinks kek
Black is the greatest actor of our generation
POST DICK FACE
>>160692696
That like all the other teams with only nonames, they're a one/two patch team, and while most of the teams with old veterans have hard months, most of them eventually come to some extent
>>160690189
Source? I somehow never heard about this.
Good times
>>160692875
hOW THE FUCK IS LANM THERE? AREN'T EHOME IN CHINA
WHAT IS HAPPENING
>>160692854
>literally both btfo at the same time
time to spread the honeypot meme into /lolg/
>tfw this pic is outdated
>MASTER NOODLE MAKER
why don't Americans have fun names for dota 2 heroes?
>Zai and Black
LITERALLY KINO
>>160692926
>I am Black
What did he mean by this?
>Xiao8 is the Chinese Bulldog
>>160692849
yeah i'm sure it's europeans that are crying about muh deathball :^)
>>160692854
who
EE is the artist
ZAI IS ON
>people still defend art door even after that series
>>160692875
>>160692954
>>160693000
Americans are cucked by SJWs, libcucks and leftards
>>160692994
which hero is it? i missed
>>160692987
>spread the honeypot meme into /lolg/
Impossible. If you don't draft the meta heroes in a LoL tournament, your team gets disqualified and fined.
>>160692854
>TSM losing ever being a bad day for NA
Its always the best kind of day.
It just shows how they are greedy fuckers who can't develop talent like EU.
KR just fucking takes nobodies and wins with them, its hilarious to think they spend more on support staff but can't even develop talent as well as one dude in korea.
>>160693090
>Americans are cucked
>Europeans aren't
>>160692970
EHOME played in the Summit
Lost both series
Zai fucking aced that shit
this would be funnier with EE
>his team was foolish enough to take the bait after game 1 and reveal their strats prior to the Boston major
And this is why your teams cannot compete when it matters.
>>160693107
>fined
what
>All these fucking Chinese meme names for heroes.
my sides are lost
>>160693169
>alchemist deathball
>revealing strats
?
>>160693178
fine2
fÊŒJn/
verb
past tense: fined; past participle: fined
punish (someone) for an illegal or illicit act by making them pay a sum of money.
"she was fined £1500 for driving offences"
synonyms: penalize, punish by fining, impose a fine on, exact a penalty from, charge; informalsting;
formalmulct;
historicalamerce
"they were fined for breaking environmental laws"
>>160692836
why doesn't black lift some weights, those small arms look so funny on such a big head
>>160693163
Are you a wizzard?
>CUTTING IT OFF WHEN EE SHOWS UP
DOUBLE NIGGER
LMAO
Agent 3154
>AGENT 3154, WELCOME BACK
WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS??
THIRD PLACE CURSE IS IN EFFECT
NO NA LAN WINS BELOW THIS LINE
-------------------------------------------------------
>3154
agent 3154 welcome bakc :D:D
:D:D
XD
XD
XDX
D
>>160693146
>why don't Americans have fun names for dota 2 heroes like the chinese?
>"b-b-b-but europeans"
this is just sad lad
>>160693160
he's the best!
>>160693319
that was the joke you fat spacenigger
agent 3154
>I actually laughed at a BTS skit
>OG vs VP in ONE HOUR
WHY
YOU FUCKS
>>160693296
it was so predictable
stop replying to your own posts btw
>>160693390
If they swing that many times eventually they're going to hit somethingI liked it too
>1 hour between games
Jewtards?
Post might be entirely pointless. But holy crap I've tried DotA for a few days and my god its complicated.
This is coming from a former plat LoL player, top 50 raid tank in WoW/2.2k arena rating, winner of Super Smash Bros melee tournaments(TLDR;Nothing special but somebody who's done plenty of competitive gaming) and I can't get over how overwhelming this game is.
Like props to you guys, I really wish I was younger(time) because this seems like so much fun to get into, but something you just have to dedicate time to learning. Like I start with EVERY CHAMP WHAT. There's a courier?! You kill your own minions and zomg secret shops and stuff. Every time I start up the game I poop myself because idk wtf I should be doing haha.
Anyway, this is pretty much just a fluff post. If there's anyway you guys think somebody with limited time could learn the ropes of DotA 2 I'm all ears.
I mean my brain can handle a lot of micromanagement but this game...so painful...so compelling...
>Current "NA" teams
>EG with no white NA players
>DC with no white NA players
>NP with no white NA players
>FLD with no white NA players
>Team Freedom with 2 white NA players
is NA dota "scene" done?
what was EE there for?
is he setting up a new million dollar deal with his chink brethren>?
so wait which hero is called big ass in China?
@160693494
cool story
>>160693146
who are you quoting?
>>160693496
why does the color of the skin matters here
arteezy void = 2k damage
ele fucking giggle
>>160693386
s4 putting on his haHAA face here
>>160693543
are you saying Void should do lot of damage? How?
>>160693521
gotta be pudge
or QoP of porn
>>160693521
I'd say it's Luna, but at the same time it feels like it shouldn't be sexual, but rather refer to some overweight guy
>>160693637
By building ring of repick.
>>160693654
>>160693654
new deathball
>>160693386
dendi a cute
>>160693637
he has a blink just like AM
why doesn't he farm with it?
>>160693338
Back in some chink team vs old Secret game, the chink team typed 3154, the rosh timer into all chat instead of team chat.
This was actually a code for EE, who pushed his team into the enemy highground at 31 minutes as 5, losing 4 players
>>160693541
Can't find normal NA players to win for you. You have shitskin immigrants and second/third generation chinks winning games for you. I think your only white NA players in the scene atm are IXmike and BSJ
>>160692990
Now it should be successful businessman n0tail visiting retirement home miracle
>>160693390
>>160693434
The Wayne's World skit last year was great
>>160693521
underlord
>>160693541
>Why does it matter if a bunch of niggers from Sweden win a TI for them, they're first generation immigrants that were born in Sweden, so Sweden gets full honors for winning this TI
>inb4 "w-well its fine in USA because all of us were immigrants at some point, so you can't differentiate between people of asian/shitskin descend born in USA, with superior asian dota genes, and us other NA people!"
Is there gonna be a cool intro or some shit? Have to go get some food
the fuck is happening
why is this thread so dead? is VP the new best team?
also, when will manlets like odpixel ever learn?
>sheever will never cuck you
why live