/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

First for hi everyone

enough with metagrudges. who do you meta love?

Third for wishing for death

>>160683410
Hi!

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>Law 1. Maintain the station.
>Law 2. Reduce expenses.
>Law 3. Obey the Captain.
>Law 4. Maximize revenue.

>>160680467
If you don't know, they've been off.

>>160683456
(You)

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Detective is best job, no question

>>160683575
: )

>>160683347
Miner isn't that fun. It's a barebones, neglected department that places you all on your lonesome, with the only activities aside from digging either being:
>jump off the roid into space to hunt for shitty 'vaults', spending 30 minutes to an hour just floating
>dig around looking for vaults on the roid with absolutely nothing of actual use or interest in any of the ones that ever spawn
>dig around looking for caves on the roid so you can fight the retarded mob AI and stomp all over it so you can put them in shitty pokeballs and use them for shuttle griff, no it's not like pokemon don't believe the retards who say it is
>mine out the entire roid, escape from the station with the most cash
>spend oodles of cash on building supplies, build your own little cottage on the roid with air and power

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>>160682920
>Ripleys are a good combat mech that can catch someone who has their daily dose of hyperzine.

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>sawbones gets made admin
>doesn't do anything unless he 100% HAS to (i.e. account age 0 griff)
>when his metabuddy evill bombchute nonantag bombs the bridge 4nr he takes it upon himself to give him only 24 hours
>when his metacommsbuddy carshalash metagrudges another player he takes it upon himself that he doesn't get shit for it

>but at least he doesn't AFK in bar until he gets antag anymore
Has his adminning been a net gain?

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Birds are good.

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>>160683649

>tfw this show wont get cancelled since its been shown somewhere other than Syfy

>>160683662

I think im gonna try it for a round or two though then maybe engineer.

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How do you evolve the arm as a borer?

>>160683920
engineer is okay but the fun build (sme) gets created by a mommi usually

>>160683990
If you visit the borer wiki page it has a list of all borer paths. But here is the steps.
>Target arm before infesting to get in arm
>Get repair bone
>Get expand arm

>>160683801
>catch
Who says you have to catch them? It's a mineshaft, there's not many places for them to run. Anyone who has half a brain knows that the Ripley is at it's best in situations like that. Just hide in a hole and wait for chucklefuck McXenocuck to come waltzing next to it waving his dinky little gun around, clamp his leg, and boom, he's on the ground, ripe for the drilling.

>combat mech
I never claimed it was a combat mech, simply that it's perfectly capable of fucking up a xenocuck's shit easily. You have to put multiple shots into the Ripley, but the ripley only has to clamp one (1) of your legs to put you out of action.
Stop acting like your little peashooter will save you, you're not a big man, you're a delusional cuck with a gun who doesn't know how to fight.

>>160683872
Most admins log on once a month at best, he isn't the worst of the bunch.

>>160683920
who's your favourite character anon? I like Alex the most, he's a fun character.

>>160684230
The ripley wouldn't be able to corner them if they have a diamond drill.

>>160684230
as an impartial observer this is one of the most retarded arguments i've seen recently

>guy tries to throw a viscerator grenade on the escape shuttle
*unzips secglock*

>>160684230
You can take down a shitley with a fire extinguisher if you are not retarded.

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=3255
Would anyone care if both these autists were permad

>go to the chapel at round start to give the chaplain something to do
>expecting a blessing or communion or something
>end up making swords and going to the asteroid and trying to help him build an autism fort or something

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>>160683334
>Fellow botanist tells me he wants to make kudzo
>Figure I'll help him a little bit with splicing genes etc
>Tell him, I can't do anything else because im not a bad boy
>He plants kudzo at escape
>luckilly some one kills it right away
>check antag list at round end
>He wasn't a bad boy eitheir

WHY

>>160684635
By every right, carshalash should have already been perma'd long ago when he admitted to metacomms.

>>160684230
You can kill a ripley with wood anon.

Thrown wood. The kinetic force of chopped off lumber, directed at the shitty metal plating of a slow as fuck, huge mech.

A spur is 60 brute, infinitely recharges and is fucking underated by many, 3 shots and the ripley is beyond dead.

>>160684472

Probably Miller or Alex the explaination on why so many martians speak like Texans is funny desu. I really like Miller's arc in the books but Bobbie the martian marine is being introduced in the next season and shes top tier. You should read the books they are a fun read.

always look on the bright side of deff

Someone toss some genetics tips in my face, reading the wikie makes me feel like trying to learn how to swin by being tossed in a pool filled with sharks using only a swimsuit made of ham

>>160684662
>splicing genes
>not taming kudzu

>>160684854
>Someone toss some genetics tips
tip #1
do not play genetics

>>160684230
A drill alone would be able to let you get away, and any smart person on the roid knows to make multiple exits in case of roid monsters before they do anything. Ripley isn't nearly as good as any gun.
Also breaking a confirmed large digsite is valid salad to me and I will stand by it in the bwoinks.

>>160684854
mutagen and color disabilities red

>>160684854
Get a block above DAC and make a block injector and shoot yourself up with it.
If nothing happens or you get a power keep it, if it's a disability inject yourself with a clean SE block.
That's all you have to know.
Also the hot genetics powergame right now is to spray a monkey man with mutagen until it's mutated to shit and it gets blocks in the right place or something.

>>160684593
>being this delusional
Sure, maybe if the pilot was a braindead retard. It's not hard to lead your clamps when someone's doing the shitter shuffle around you trying to whack on you.

>>160684554
>corner
Did you not read anything about how to fight in a Ripley? You don't chase them, you wait for dumbass to come to you.

>>160684787
>3 shots
Which is why you don't let them get in three shots; It's easy to force them to stay in melee range, just stay somewhere that they can't hit you at a range.

>>160684905
>get away
Except in this case, Xenocuck the trigger happy asshat is the aggressor. Why the fuck would he be trying to get away when he's frothing at the mouth, screaming for the head of someone who was just doing their job? Not my fault you rage whenever someone breaks your trash.
>breaking le artifact is le validy
lmao
I'd love to see you try and defend murder because 't-they broke my trash while doing their fucking job so i broke their expensive equipment and killed them'.

>>160684662
Is Kudzu off limits for non antags?

If I try to cultivate it but keep it mostly out of everyones way it's no harm r-right?

>>160684840
I have read the books, I'm looking forward to the huge ship battle from caliban's war. It was such a clusterfuck and will probably blow the entire season's budget.

>>160685206
Right. But if it spreads to the hallway you need to drop everything you're doing, grab that plant-b-gone and try to contain it.

>>160685096
You are the entire reason everyone hates miners.

Asteroid removed when.

SerWind is such a petty little faggot.

I am Metacomming RIGHT NOW and you faggots will never be able to do anything about it lmao

>>160686484
Nobody cares you fucking queer.

>>160683456
Intigracy tickled my cervix once, I'll never forget him.

>>160686784
how'd he do it?

>>160683456
A-Allen baker...
;_;

>>160686484
Screenshots or it didn't happen

>tfw you'll never get to erp with ailsa

;~;

>>160686186
SerWind is cool, last year he was my favourite player, Lee o'dwyer is the best security officer.

>>160687156
He has some weird fetishes, you might not satisfy him.

>>160685096
Stay delisional miner, your mech isn't robust as you think. The tunnels if anything are your downfall because the time it takes to turn lets anyone out run you. Waiting is also a shit idea because you are just letting the other set up in an enviroment that can be made to how they please. Standing 1 tile away with a gun will shit on you any day.

is frequently killing yourself considered griefing?

sometimes i get bored with the round and my character and just off myself

>>160687626
only if you're an antagonist or head of staff
or kill yourself via griff like blowing up a welder tank obviously

>>160687437
>weird fetishes

Like what? I can do most fetishes that aren't scat/farts/puking

>using bay as an insult

>>160687815
The list they posted was guro, scat, excessive body hair, dilf, foreskin, piss

>>160688137
they said they could make it work without these. im still holding out hope personally

any tips for improving spess fps
i went cheapo on my new computer laptop since i only play spessmans now adays
now it plays like shit

save me thread, you're my only hope
i used to play real autiste hours, now i can only tolerate 30 minutes a week.

>>160688562
update flash

>>160688562
uninstall flash

>>160688424
I wouldn't bother, find a more vanilla and new erper, you can mould then to be your perfect erp buddy.

An experienced erper like Ailsa has high standards and will reject you if you dint shower them with attention and their weird fetishes.

>>160688562
buy better pc

>>160688975
maybe the fact that im so vanilla would be such a change up for them it'd be interesting to them and it'd work out

>>160689320
Why them anon? Why not me

>>160689398
i dont know you and also you might be a girl

>>160689647
We could get to know one another, at least talking if you like that. I'm up for anything, I'm just lonely.

>>160688562
Play TG

>>160685206
If its being used to mass grow something, or doesn't have deadly chems, and you are not purposely letting it go. You should be fine. But if you make cyanide kudzo, and plant it everywhere, then yah thats a no no.

If you repeatedly release kudzo as a non antag , thats also a no no.

>>160689854
it need to be natural. maybe one day

>>160688091
this desu

we should aspire to move more towards the bay side of the scale to restore the balance that /vg/'s uniqueness relies on
right now we're barely a step above hippie

>>160690572
Bay is bad, even to roleplayers

>>160690790
Explain then, why Bay maintains a consistent population of people it's designed to appeal to, while we barely have any roleplayers

>>160690790
That's because bay is close to one extreme on the spectrum. Becoming more like bay isn't inherently bad.

>>160690069
I'm always open, pm me on byond if you're up to talk. erp sounds alright, best to start off vanilla right?

My ckey is kolith

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>>160691026
>Bay maintains a consistent population

will i get rule 0'd if i ask kolith to erp through byond?

>>160691026
Bays super high pop is 30 players desu

>>160691419
No ;)

t. kolith

>>160690069
The other guy isn't me, tell me your ckey and I'll pm you.

>>160691646
>not erping through chatzy
amateur hour

if /vg/ was public we'd have 100+ at high pop every day

>>160691646
i bet you're really nice and would be fun to talk to but the idea of talking to someone out of the blue is the scariest idea to me

>>160691468
And?
Just because it's not an ebin 60 player shitfest does not mean it is not consistent. You can almost always find 30-35 players on at all hours, and they're all doing something a lot more interesting than murderbone, stealth antag, or nigger gimmicks.

>>160691824
We're talking right now aren't we? How's it any different.

>>160691956
Are you sure you're talking about bay?

>someone misses the shuttle because he tried to save you
feels bad man

>>160692017
non-confrontational. we know nothing about each other.

>>160691956
I actually like bay as a concept and their station is pretty neat but there's rarely more than a dozen players on dude. It's dead and depressing.

I YOU WANNA BE HAPPY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

Thank you to that doctor in medbay who took a few revolver shots that were meant for me.

>>160692107
>feels bad man
shouldn't that be the best feeling

Only 1 tator got greentext that round. Not bad, security.

>>160692325
NEVER A HUSKY WOMAN YOUR WAIFU

>>160692392
>caring about greentext

opposed to nanotrasen raises your traitor chance

>late join as HoS
>end up as syndicate
>keep murdering the usual greytiding shitters when they end up in the brig with impunity
>grab a random assistant
>tell him i have a special mission for him
>stun him and explosive handcuff him
>he runs away
>here an explosion in the distance
explosive handcuffs are fun

>>160692510
just for tator or also for things like ling?

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>Spiderbot steals my bees and spaces them

>>160689938

Not him but I tried playing TG again last night desu. WAY to fucking fast does not feel like spess at all its too fucking easy to overshoot everything

Admins, I wrote you a haiku:

You are all niggers /
Go fuck yourself with a rank /
Especially Celt

>>160692560
tator

>>160692614
>With a rank
Was that supposed to be rake or something

>>160692510
it does not
also, aiming for chest has a higher chance to knock people down with melee weapons, aiming for head gives a smaller chance BUT puts them to sleep instead of knocking them down
it depends on what you're trying to do but for a rage cage fight it's always better to aim for chest

>>160692510
Is this a fact or suggestion?

>>160692851
it's meme

Did the clown who fucked up the carbo windows ever get his pda back? I hid it exceedingly well, doubt he found it, but just curious.

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>try to open up a normal, innocent arcade
>almost ready to open
>talk to Arcade-ion, God of All Arcades
>ask for a grand prize to give to whoever can bring me several specific toys all at once
>I get fairy wings
>"neat, this'll be a good incentive"
>see arcade machines
>Outbomb Cuban Pete
>"You hear a voice echo in your head "To the victor... go the spoils.""

>>160692119
I'm a 19 year old guy living on the outskirts of london, I like rap music and most genres, I hardly play ss13 anymore but I'm really into lifeweb.

Now your turn.

>>160693119
No, he died in the brig. Where did you hide it?

>>160693365
Fuck off Bill.

>>160693371
Yknow how toolboxes can now actually cary things bigger than pockets would, right?

So, I hid it in the maint room near the burn chamber, the one with the mask, oxy tank and all? Hid it in its toolbox, people never check them for goodies and illegal tech, you could hide even emags in them and nobody would suspect a thing, ids too.

Good hiding spots.

serbia?

waifu?

>>160693251
I was dead set on getting you those prizes, but cuban pete machines don't give out any normal prizes. Hope the random prize gifts went to a good home!

>>160694005
>>160694005
Sorry. I thought I specified that I was no longer accepting the toys after I found out it was Cuban Pete. My bad. Did you end up winning Cuban Pete? I'd feel terrible if you did and I didn't give you the grand prize.

>>160684635
>http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=3255
carshalash acting like a typical ausfag from /pol/, the guy gets away with being a nigger time and again because admins let him suck their dong.

>>160693365
How the Fuck do you even get into lifeweb? None of the servers ever load for me.

>can't click on people when they're on the ground
>mouse is hovering over their sprite but I'm just clicking the floor or whatever's under them
Has this happened to anyone else or do I just have really shitty luck

>>160684635
>australian metacomms being a cunt
>silicon "B-BUH I GOT BLOWN WHEN I WAS ROGUE" entitlement
nuke 'em both

Who the fuck telebombed hile all other nukeop were briefing

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>finally get lone trader so I can autism in peace
>it's nuke ops

>>160694707
Make sure you are on stable and no beta Byond.

>>160694748
>metacomms
where?
>ROGUE
where?

I know reading is a skill underaged don't learn anymore these days, but try to fucking apply yourself anon.

>Carsh won't be banned
Think again, Pain is sick of the metaclub, any opportunity he's gonna take them out. Carsh will be permabanned from this request.

t. Admin insider

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>nuke ops gather in planning room after suiting up
>sitting down and discussing what we are going to do like supreme gentlemen
>clown has raided armory
>engineering has exploded
>shuttle gets called and we haven't even left the meeting room yet
>everyone rushes to teh shuttle screaming "GO GO GO FUCK"
>one op is just sitting behind saying don't worry they will recall (they didn't)
>one of the ops goes braindead mid operation
>one of them runs through the teleporter to central primary giving us away before we can even disembark
what a clusterfuck of an operation

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>been a spessman for over a year now
>never ever set up the SME even though I play engineer frequently
>after three failed attempts, decide to build a basic one in space
>spend more than a hour on it
>finally is finished, working perfectly
>emitter stops working
>the SME isn't generating enough power even to power itself
>have to build a PACMAN to power the emitter

Nice

>>160695483
Make those grey pipe things go into space and hook the out into the in, then turn it on and it just werks. That's how I learned

>>160695483
>the SME isn't generating enough power even to power itself
I call bullshit. One collector with basic plasma tank generates 50kW or more.
Unless you fucked up the wiring in which case you should hide yourself in a hole for calling yourself an engineer.

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>>160692510
Nope, but it does give you a chance of getting ratted out by NT alerts.
Also tells Revs that you might be worth recruiting.

> Yes, I understand that this is meta communication, but I hadn't meant to sabotage an entire round that way.

o im laffin

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&p=16782&sid=28b3feb8709d58c4ce2ef2f7577fa202#p16782

Why do people bitch about medbay all the time? Like, it's probably the easiest job in the game.

Surgery is ez pz idk why everyone spergs over the cloning and cryo.

>>160697110
Because despite how easy it is some people can't even do the simplest parts and piss everyone else off

>>160694993

Brutal

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>>160690572

Is it cheating if I flicker lights to try and draw attention to my corpse?

I did this yesterday and the guy eventually found me. Although it did take a while.

>>160697110
Because faggots think getting Assistant McGreyshit back in the round to valid their murderer 0.000345 seconds faster before he goes diona or logs out means they are helping the station.

so why mimes no longer have the mime backpack?

>>160697359
What the fuck are you talking about

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>>160697110
>someone pulls away the person you're trying to feed pills
>someone puts a dead body in cyro
>someone puts a body with internal bleeding/no blood in cyro
>4.5u pills
>The time when every fucking person in medbay was shoving around in surgery to try and get noticed

Does anyone have the picture when surgery was completely filled up to the point where they all started killing each other to be allowed to operate

>>160697310
no

>>160694993
you know for someone who sounds (and types) like he does whip-its regularly nuke has a really negative vibe about him

>>160696942
Bannu when
>>160697110
It is due to its simplicity and ease that it creates conflict.

People cant fucking open a web page and follow instructions for surgery, people clone over blood loss when you just need to get a bloodbag and hook it up, people will clone over anything else when the solution is so much easier, so on.
>>160697310
Its a very finicky situation, please don't do that shit, once or twice, sure, but plain light flashing till they find you is garbo, haunt someone, but dont go much further, we dont want to remove the light flickering or banning people over it.

>>160697402
for last few rounds i saw mimes with default gray backpacks instead of the black-white with ears ones

>>160697310
No, and actually, it's what they are used for.
Haunt geneticists to get cloned. Botanist for dionas. Xenobiologist for golems/borers. Etc.

>>160697310
Go for it, bonus points if you chair spin to warn the living of danger

>>160697487
>you just need to get a bloodbag and hook it up,
How do you do this?

>>160697310
People have been banned for it.

>>160697729
Click with a bloodbag with appropriate blood-type (pffft, not really, just get an O+ bag) in-hand on an IV stand to attach it. Click and drag the IV stand to the patient to hook them up. Their blood container will gradually replenish itself.

>>160697729
Rather simple, know where the bloodbags are? Should be one of those hooked up thingamajigs nearby, place a bloodbag in it, drag the thingamajig to whoever needs blood, boom, blood is pouring.

Please, just make sure its a compatible blood type, otherwise, you will kill them with massive toxins damage, much like real life.

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Why do ghosts have this menu if it doesn't actually do things?

>>160695014
carsalsa's metacomms episode was months ago moron
>silicon doesn't have to follow any orders except opening doors or stating laws
pretty tampered to me

>>160698034
because this game has been a piecemeal community effort for years and things like that can fall through the cracks
AIs are basically ghosts that can interact with devices code-wise

>>160697463
>when surgery was completely filled up to the point where they all started killing eachother to be allowed to operate

Technically, the doctors weren't doing any killing, only standing around like twits getting in the way and pushing the surgeon out of the way/being annoying fucks begging for surgery NOW because MUH GIMMICK.
Fuck whoever was playing that annoying jew begging for me to put them on the table when I was busy with someone who was bleeding internally. In fact, fuck everyone who was in that room that wasn't actively doing surgery. Faggots need to learn to be patient.

>>160698179
>AIs are basically ghosts that can interact with devices code-wise
nonononononoononononononononono
this is so fucking false it hurts
ghosts were given the ability to act like AI when clicking on something so that they could open computers like the crew monitoring console
that's literally it

>>160697853
>>160697921
Thanks, and does it work in reverse to fill empty ones too?

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Guys I spent all day thinking of a really good gimmick!

So basically my gimmick is to make max cap bombs, and then blow up the station with them LOLOL. THEN I THROW LUBE ON THE FLOOR, AND KEEP RECALLING THE SHUTTLE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OMG ITS GUNNA BE SOOO GOOOD . BOMBS AND LOOB LMAO GUNNA BE GR8 BEST IGMMICK THEY CALL ME LUBEY PETE LMAO . GOOD GIMMICKS ALL AROUND.

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>buying bombs with uplink

>>160698368
AI eyes are functionally ghosts

>>160698484
Are you retarded?
You can't choose bombs. It's RNG.

>>160698161
>months ago
So hardly relevant to that discussion.
>pretty tampered to me
everytime the cluwn decides to change some laws, lets blow the borgs because "LAMO ROGUE XD"

Apply yourself anon.

>>160698431
believe you need to alt click the iv drip for it, but yes, it should work. If you have a guy with o- blood, feed him a fuckton of iron, good shit, or you could just hack the medvendors for free o- bags.

>>160698365
Holy shit, people in surgery not doing anything may be the worst. I'm not sure which I hate more though, people bumping every now and then or the surgeon who gets all pissy that you fix someones internal bleeding instead of waiting for them to show up

>you'll never pull off a Bane while shackled in the shuttle security room

>>160698798
>inject explosive implant
>get taken into security area of the shuttle
>"for you"
>blow up

What was the last interesting/fun gimmick that someone has done?

>>160699418
Only good gimmick I've ever done
I kidnapped Julia Brandt, read her crimes of sleeping with Patrick Bateman, Sergay, Samwell Benitz and Reica Carter then executed her as tumbling down played.

I then pda'd security and had a last stand as the cowboy bebop ending song played. I died

>>160699664
How'd you get those songs to play? Did you just hold an instrument in one hand?

>>160699973
Piano playing

>>160699664
that's really good

>>160700024
That actually got fixed a bit ago with the guitar port, have to be next to the piano for it to play now.

>>160698580
>you aren't allowed to say anything mean about someone unless it follows MY conversational criteria!
i'll bear that in mind

>drill around on the roid
>waste of air xenoarch chimps out and tries to kill you
>pull one of the protos or guns from cargo you already have
>kill xenoarch
>cut his head off
>call in he attacked you
>no one cares because he was a xenoarch
>continue to happily mine in peace

>>160700330
*bwoink*

>>160700330
i dont think this happened

>>160699418
The Wizard's arcade gimmick earlier was fun. The little bit at the end as he was escaping when he "accidentally" spoke to the wizard federation made me chuckle. Kinda salty that he was able to do the entire thing as non-antag though.

>>160700461
Self defense.

>>160700330
Daily reminder that the asteroid is problematic.

Why don't miners act like Cargonians? They NEVER respond to me when I ask about their progress or if they want to participate in Cargonia shenanigans as QM. Not even a yes or no, even when I buy them shit at roundstart.

>>160700964
might be just me but when i go to the roid it's to escape the hectic lifestyle and just listen to music while i do a task that might as well be automated

>>160700709
The roid is the wild west and it should never ever change from that feeling

>>160700964
I usually go mine to get dosh for cargo to enjoy it, I always stick around after my good haul, I always ask if people need me to buy them shit, they always say no.

Maybe I havent played with you mate, but usualy I'm down for that, its science that always ignores me honestly.

>>160700964
Because cargo shenanigans are usually "HEY WE'RE SECEDING FROM THE STATION" and I don't feel like getting pumped full of .45

>>160701076
Could you at least give me something to confirm that you still exist when I ask over radio?

>>160701234
Thank you. I don't do QM every round, so there's a good chance that we haven't played together. It IS pretty nice to see miners actually act like they're even distantly related to the station.

>>160701503
I usually don't do stuff like that, but I'd be cool with just a "nah, I'm good" or something as opposed to nothing at all.

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>tfw powergaming hard every shift, but just subtly enough that nobody ever calls you out on it

>>160701853
>not hitting the open node, then diving
You're shit at FTL desu

>>160701727
i dont mine too much anymore but next time i do i'll confirm my living state every now and again for you

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>>160697110
Summary of one round I played of medbay

>No chemist but there was a gene-scientist and one other doctor.
>I manned the chemists area in substitution.
>10 seconds into into the round the clown comes in asking for lube and will not leave unless he gets some.
>2 minutes into the round 3 greyshirts show up in full crit dragged by 2 borgs and a sec officer.
The sec officer claimed that they just started fighting and the window around the hops area was broken electrocuting all three.(I fixed them)
>15 minutes in Vox comes in asking to buy medical equipment clonetube, surgical items etc and I tell him to go ask the mechanics or science people instead.
>Clown still there asking for lube and faking a heart attack and the only "cure" is lube.
>Check on the other doctor who wanted to make the clonemix and it had nothing but poly acid in it.
>Check the pills he made and luckily those were normal.
>35-ish minutes in a sec shows up carrying the heads of the hos and some other guy, but as soon as I open the door the clown dashes in and goes to town making metric fucktons of lube then flushing himself down disposals.
>Get a monkey-man from gene-doc as I'm about to do the head surgery I notice the vox from earlier broke in through surgery and stole both sets of tool.
>Vox pushes me down and escapes, the only I can hear on the earpiece is "LYNCH THE CLOWN!"
>Bombs erupt taking out the 2/3rds of medbay ( I still dont know what happened there.)
>Power is gone all over and I die from the big hole in medbay.

This still isn't even the worst round I've had by far.

>>160701975
Thanks lad. Sometimes I just assume the miners fucked off or died, so I have to send a cargo tech to get the materials people requested, which is less than efficient.

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>>160701965
I probably did just that if I had a good ship for it, but the closeness was screenshot-worthy anyways

Reminder that mining waifus are canonically the thiccest of waifus on the station.

They spend most of their time getting carried by an exosuit and stuffing their faces with donk-pockets and junk food.

>>160701727
Don't mention it, I tend to play as Brad nowadays so if you need any cash advancements for cargo projects, I'd be glad to help, so long as it isn't just 100 shotgun crates for lol Gungonia, that shit is lame as fuck. Cargonia is more than just actual material power, if you go QM, learn how to lead, Cargo are the most tight bunch out there, make use of it and command the techs to be useful and obedient.

Also, don't forget your account mate, good starting dosh for a project, splitting a few k for your techs tends to belefit you a lot.

>>160702315
>mining
>literally the second most physically taxing job on the station

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>>160702029
>being mad at clown for clowning.

It's fine mate you'll learn to love it.

>>160702315
Which husbandos are the thiccest?
Xenobio?

>>160702474
What's the first?

>>160702474
>being in an exosuit that does most of the hard work
>physically taxing

>>160702029
>dying from the big hole in medbay.
What the fuck were you doing in chemistry all round?

>>160702214
>Most Skill Masteries Earned
>77
Absolutely disgusting.

Are you... relying on Clone Bay?
That should just for blue options.

>>160702562
>implying all miners use exos

>>160702515
>tfw clown all over a clown
>he cries about it in the thread as soon as the round is over

>>160702562
Hardsuit =/= Exosuit

I mean technically a hardsuit IS an exosuit, but not how you mean

>>160702606
No, I never buy the clone bay
I have no idea what would give you that impression
I made a mantis gold star on everything because I was bored

>>160702606
How do you survive a breach through chemistry? You can leporazine through space, but the brute damage from 0kPa outdamages bicaridine+tricord. Unless you mean DD sure, but you're not getting that every round

>>160702553
Either engineering or sec
>carry around heavy tools and do stuff
>chase people down constantly

>>160700964
>why don't miners act like cargonians
Mostly because of all the reasons stated above; Either shenanigans is 'lel CARGONIA WE SECEDE' or other stupid shit, and partially because a lot of miners play miner to get away from all the shit going on topside. I'll be happy to send a bit of money, but past that, I'm not going to be doing much aside from mining and comfying up the mining outpost.

>>160702859
Alright, hold the phone for a second now, why couldnt you get that shit?

Literally just get a welder, a wrench, pop a keloderm for safety and wear latex, hack the bar machine so it needs no access, bam boogie, free fucking juice.

Plus, you can make doctors intide of you, just drink a fuckton of juice and pop a tri, instant DD, even if your eyes get fucked from the welding, imiazoline, its free shit, only you are stopping yourself from it.

Late joining having a Random option that dumps you into either any job with open slots, or any job you have selected, when?

>>160702859
Metal foam grenades fix breaches, and dex+ with lepo lets you spacewalk

>>160703293
When you code it or make people code it.

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>>160703180
Because I have higher priorities than all that shit.
So is there no other way to outheal 0kPa then? I imagine you could manage through very careful rezadone usage, and I usually get rezadone before DD
>>160703336
There's a fucklong way to go between "breach plugged" and "room has air now".

>>160702686
>I have no idea what would give you that impression
If you master all 6 skills, it should go to 12
The only way to go higher is to die, get cloned (exp loss), and remaster it.

>>160702859
>but you're not getting that every round
Save it while you empty the injectors.
Plus your Hyperzine, Synaptazine, Inaprovaline lol, and Creatine can all help you cheese it.

>>160703530
There's not enough DD in all the injectors in medbay to save your ass.
How do hyperzine, synaptizine etc. help me cheese it?

>>160703435
You aren't meant to be able to outheat complete vacuum anon, just to heal enough so you can escape or fix it.

Plus, dex+ will solve your oxy problems fine enough.

>>160703435
>Fix breach
>Open paramed O2 tank
>Medbay now has oxygen

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>>160703530
Oh wait, I remember now, Mantis C comes with a cloner by default, I abused the shit out of it for that top score.
c 173 combat kills

Like I said though I never get it unless it comes with the ship

>>160703843
Have you ever tried this?
It'd be like trying to flood a room with a bathtub's worth of water.

>>160702606
>What the fuck were you doing in chemistry all round?

Other people came in at times and requested stuff.
Unstable mutagen
Sulfuric acid
Someone asked for a lot of hyperzine.
I tried to make a lot of other types of pills too which was because I still couldn't trust the other doctors pills entirely. Some were normal but I wasnt sure all were.

The main thing that killed me was the "being stuck to the floor for 3 three weeks" it didn't help that my head and hand were demolished and I was bleeding out either.

>>160703725
>There's not enough DD in all the injectors in medbay to save your ass.
Enough to help

>How do hyperzine, [...] help me cheese it?
Spend less time at 0kPa
>synaptizine,
Less ZAS stun bullshit
>inaprov
Fuck if I know
>creatine
No ZAS stun bullshit

>>160692716
yes

I made another two haikus for coders

fuck you clusterfack, /
and fuck you too pjb, /
the rest are okay

except the irish, /
fuck him he sucks on my balls, /
his name: drcelt

name a coder and I'll give them a personal haiku

>>160704574
do on for dragon even tho hes a min

>>160704028
It gets the difference close enough that it won't throw you around everywhere, then you can just open the medbay airlocks to let medbays pressure match the rest of the station to get the firelocks open

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>See Katelyn Brooks on the score sheet
T-that was a pre-generated name right? Not a custom one?

>>160704574
hi haiku anon
I, celt, approve this message
keep it up faggot

>carnivorous kudzu can grab you through windows
did not expect that. shit is op

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>>160683334
>Turn cargo into a bee hive
>ask botanist for his axe to harvest the honey.
>oh lol, I LOST ALL 3 AXES LOL. look at muh epik KUDZO LOL!

I had fun that round
The only violence I saw was people attacking the clown for being a dick though
Revsquad is really quiet

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>spawn as trader, solo
>go mining, hack machines, do all that
>trade materials to the mechanic for R&D machines
>make guns, armor, other things people might want
>get handcuffs and flashes for good measure
>enter trade ship
>walk up to shuttle console
>SMELELELEL
I take it this is the game's way of telling me to never try.

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If I want to build a comfy room in space, what's the best way to fill it with air so I don't need an oxygen tank?

>>160705198
>what's the best way to fill it with air so I don't need an oxygen tank?
Become diona

i took the liberty upon myself to improve the two best game modes on our server

please prepare for:

monkey squad

it's revsquad except the 4 or so revs have to bite the heads and turn them into monkeys, however, the heads can get revenge by biting the revs back

>>160705198
The best way would be to get a gas miner from one of the asteroid outposts and set up your own air tank. That's not really feasible for most rounds though so just grab an air canister if you're far from the station or just connect the scrubbing and distro pipes to it if you're closer.

>tfw you're never on at the same time as reikland
i just want to tell him i love him

>>160705010
Sauce

>>160704574
>name a coder and I'll give them a personal haiku
ComicIronic
Probe

>>160705180
You are complaining about the round ending early?
It's part of ss13.

>>160696942
>Lester the Jester gets a ban

Now who am I going to slip and meme on?

>>160705480
So wait, if I just grab an oxygen canister, and open the valve in a closed room, you'll be able to breathe in the room?

>>160705162
Botany supply crates have em, no need to ask them for it.
>>160705180
Vox are doomed to either be shitters, have nothing worth trading, or being killed over the smallest shit out there, you won't find any real enjoyment in vox playing.

>>160705785
Assuming there's enough pressure to fill the room properly yeah
I don't know why you would think otherwise

comic ironic, /
five syllables in your name, /
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

>>160685548
i dont hate miners. they are the sole reason r&d and robotics can exist.
you mean special snowflakes hate miners

>>160705876
I tried it a couple days ago, and the thing turned into a plasma canister at the end for some reason.

>>160704649
deadmin dragonbro, /
he keeps ruining all my rounds, /
stop pushing buttons

>>160704574
fuck you you nigger, /
resign as an admin NOW, /
nobody likes you

>>160705889
Do sood and dragonbro next.

>>160705518
i'll steal them

>>160706115
Do one for me, the average player

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FUCK MIMES

>>160706287
Back off bitch
I bet you're not even male(cute)

>>160706143
your metrics a shit, /
fix or remove, fucking hell, /
fucking hell. just why?

probably not plagiarized
deadmin dragonbro, /
he keeps ruining all my rounds, /
stop pushing buttons

>>160706421
Do a haiku for Ian and Norris

>>160706389
male yes
cute maybe

>>160706854
post ckey
so I can steal you from riekland

>>160707010
what

>>160706854
>cute

Post ckey so I can judge you
Only the cutest males may contend for Reikland's affection

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>>160707010
>these are the men eploying us

>>160707010
God.
This kind of thing was funny for like a week a couple months ago.
It's time to stop

>>160707010
changed my mind the syndicate is in the right

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>>160707010
>tfw I launched my shuttles all over myself

What do assistants do?

>>160707790
ick ock

Do whatever you want
Just don't take of your grey jumper

>>160707853
As with anyone else on the station, they can do anything
Unlike anyone* else on the station, they have no responsibilities

>>160707853
They go around and assist the station where needed.
And by that I mean they fuck off and do what they want.

>>160707853
STEAL EVERYTHING

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>>160707790
>Wouldn't answer ahelps
Well, what got you banned,

c also, >>160708005
Posting about the contents of the round *during the round* is ban worthy.
15 minutes no warning, 30 the 2nd time, 60, 120... Perma ban if it's a serious issue.
Also pretty common to give perma bans when IC OC complainin about getting banned.
I STRONGLY recommend you delete this (>>160707790) post.

Then make a forum account and go appeal your ban.
Just make sure you follow the unban request template correctly.

Key points in your apology:
• "I'm new"
• "Didn't realize what I was doing"
• "Didn't know what bwoinking was"

>>160699664
Tfw on the list

Which job is tasked with building shit?

>>160708575
Fuck off Reica.

>>160708731
MoMMI
Engieborg

>>160708731
MoMMI

Engineer (if you aren't building the engine/repairing breaches all game)

Engieborg

>>160708731
Engineering

>>160707853
Theoretically: help out whoever needs/asks for it, do odd jobs and small tasks and make everyone's lives easier

Realistically: break everything, get in everyone's way, steal everything, get killed in hilarious ways, and make everyone's lives a living hell.

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>mfw watching that engiborg make off with the syndie nuke
>mfw watching the nukies fumbling with the nuke they don't have a code for
>mfw this happened after like 15 minutes of planning
FLUKE
OF
THE
CENTURY

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>>160708731
MoMMI!

15 MINUTES

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>>160708742
Is it because I'm the only scumbag on that list still active?

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I don't understand the popularity of CARGONIA XDDDD WE GUN SHOOT U IF U GOM IN LOOK AT OUR 3 GUN CREATS. Gimmick.

There are so many cool things you can do in cargo, and a good portion of cargofags just try to bait out cargonia valids with sec.

>>160709014
that is one way to remove cargo

>>160709014
When people look at the list of things you can order their eyes tend to stick on the guns, it's a shame.

IN ORDER FROM THICCEST TO BUFFEST JOBS:
CARGO
SCIENCE
GREYTIDE
MEDICAL
SERVICE
ENGINEERING
SECURITY

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>>160709014
I wish that cap included the message from centcom about 'What do you even need all this gas for?'

>>160699664
How did she react?

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>get in prissy melee slap-fight with a syndie in the shuttle in a 2-d game about space men on a space station
>heart's pounding IRL like I'm clearing a house in fallujah

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>>160709014
>tfw nobody ever orders neara, farwa, and stok crates
>you will never make a zoo with the Amazing Technicolor Monkey Fellas

>>160709014
Sorry mate, but almost nobody when I play ever does that shit.

Blame the Americans for being shit, or ahelp faggots who exclusively play cargo to be soft non official antags and force the aberration of gungonia, dont fucking compare actual Cargonia with gungonia anon, it makes you look like a retard.

>>160709202
can you repost that as a .jpg?

4chan is erroring out when i try to open it.

>>160709190
>THICC
SERVICE
MEDICAL
ENGINEERING
SCIENCE
CARGO
SECURITY
GREYTIDE
>BUFFEST

>>160708881
I sometimes feel like going in guns blazing at round start is better than trying to plan anything. People still arriving at station, people already on station still grabbing their shit, power not up yet, cargonia not up yet, borg upgrades not up yet, AI laws not changed yet etc.

>>160708993
>only
>both spergay and shiggy still pop their heads in occasionally

it was because you're the only one who'd be proud of being on that list

>>160708842
>>Engieborg
>Mat Synth leaving science
Yeah, no

>>160709474
I enjoy the memes, and I've legit not seen them play beyond observe

>>160709190
Boy I sure would like images of thicc cargo tech grills to totally not masturbate to right now

Being a no laws AI is literally the best thing ever.

>>160709450
As a mediocre ops guy, please, consider the following.

EAT ALL THE FUCKING CREATINE, NOBODY EVER FUCKING DOES, JUST PUNCH WALLS TILL SHIT WORKS, KILL SEC AND EVERYONE WITH EYE LASERS, CLOWNS CANT HIDE THE DISK WHEN EVERYONE IS FUCKING DEAD

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>>160709350
Ah yeah, the PVP shakes.

Got those in Minecraft too.

To be fair it was a 20 man assault.

>>160709725
You're confusing creatine with mutate wizardry I think
Especially considering creatine doesn't give you eye lasers and after you've taken your pill you fucking die

>>160709895
Crush in beaker
Get 26u
Profit

>>160709350
>No ammo
>No weapons
>One energy shield
>Reaching destination (0:59)

>>160709895
Still fucking better than atempting to emag bolted down doors and shit anon, I still remember that fluke. By god, what the shit was that fucking ops.

>>160709190
>>160709396
I require medbay grills of varying degree of thicc for science.

>>160709190

>THICCEST
MINING
SCIENCE
MEDICAL
SERVICE
CARGO
GREYTIDE
SECURITY
ENGINEERING
>BUFFEST

>>160710467
robotics should be under cargo, lifting mech parts requires pure unadulterated power

>>160710467
>everyone in mining is fat because after pickaxing their way into the first delivery and diamonddrilling their way through the asteroid one round out of 5 they get a ripley AFTER all the aforementioned toil
you're really pushing it

>>160710623
mining works big, but eats big too since they can afford to, unlike all the other poorfags

they can afford the finest getmore products, stuffed with calories

>>160710334
>wanting a bulimic lipo junkie
Go for a nice botany girl, anon

So how do easily find the pirate ship? I remember playing cult and one of my fellow cultists found the ship nearly instantly. Is there some sort of easy way you can find it?

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Idea for an item: The Candy Cane.

>If you suck on it enough, it becomes sharp, and can blind people if aimed at their eyes.
>However it breaks after a couple uses.

>>160710623
>picking away at 5 tiles for basic mats
>toil
>then sits in robotics after ordering some metal crates with their money from smelting diamond for a fancy mech

>>160710972
Most miners don't even like to use a Ripley, anon

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>>160710793
>going down to the asteroid after a long shift
>find mining girl in the break room having stuffed herself and surrounded by the remains of countless pizza crates and nearly every vending machine on the station

>>160710793
Miner here, food doesn't cost shit and you have to hike all the way back to the station to get anything decent. Easier to suffice on beef jerky and raisins from the vending machines.

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>Raiders is still a roundtype and not a supplement

>>160711160
you LITERALLY can't even eat into becoming fat anymore
you have to take liquid food

>>160710871
depends on the station but on box its in a particular area of the 6th zlevel. itll always be on the 6th zlevel regardless of station

>>160710920
>suck

but how

>>160709350
I miss when I use to feel like that

>>160711219
That is false.
Super big bite burgers, food fried ten times over, custom foods...

>>160709190
They're all super flimsy
Spess induces muscle/skeleton atrophy

Hulks have typical planet-bound body builder physique

>>160711179
this

>>160711179
The cargo terminal is just a hop and a skip away from mining, and you can order all kinds of food items there.

>>160711195
>changeling is still a roundtype at all
>>160710871
the method got posted like 3 threads ago
>>160711309
nutriment itself doesn't work, corn oil does, though you can't deepfry something 10 times

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Okay i got the whole materials trick handled as mechanic so i ask again. How can i be the most helpfull besides upgrading the monkey grinder and giving chem dispenser to botanist?

>>160711342
>Body builders can easily bust through metal walls
>Super flimsy people can throw people a good 6 meters away

>>160711392
>you can't deepfry something 10 times
Yes you can.
You just have to use a pen to rename it after each time.

>>160711362
Plus you can literally get a meal that will take you from starving to obese from the computer in front of cargo.

XL Fast Food

>>160711362
>Ordering food
>Food is free in the cafeteria and cheap as hell in the vending machines
fuck you qm i can get food without you jews

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>>160711219
>>160711309
>Eat a bunch of food, to the point where I literally cannot stuff my face with anymore
>Work outside in space
>Suddenly my fucking suit pops off because I'm too fat to wear it.

>>160711195
>Raiders still need all their ghosts to be on the Skipjack

>>160711436
>Body builders can easily bust through metal walls
Flimsy metal walls, made from thin sheets of metal
>Super flimsy people can throw people a good 6 meters away
In space

>>160711536
hulks can punch through reinforced walls too

>>160711342
That only applies when there's no simulated gravity.
>>160711536
>Flimsy metal walls... that can stand up to pressure differentials of over 10^13 kPa

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>>160711504

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>Tfw haven't heard any of the Space Oddity songs in the lobby recently

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>>160710830
But anon, I am a medical grill
>ywn raise bees with your waifu
>ywn rush to hydroponics to treat her bee stings
>ywn grow a happy family of Dionaea children

Pagedown for quikeat fixed when?
Or at least restrict it to fat people

>>160711750
That allegedly WAS fixed MONTHS ago

Maybe it wasn't actually fixed but it was SUPPOSED to be

>>160711670
Man I have a massive boner for this kind of art