Senran Kagura General /skg/ #935

I wish I could go back in time so I could HATE EVERY GIRL even earlier than I already do!

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You’ve been visited by the Sleepy Kumo. Life and Hometown will come to you, but only if you comment: “sleep tight Kumo”.

>>160674939
sleep tight Kumo

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>>160674939
Sleep tight kumo

>>160673570
http://4archive.org/board/x/thread/14736756

Here.

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BIG
FAT
PETTANKO

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Kumo threadly quote! Every thread!

There you go.

>>160675148
to be fair, at that point she had the 5th largest bust in the world

>>160674939
Sleep tight Kumo

>>160675119
Ayy thanks. Didn't expect it to be from 2014 though, thought you were talking about an active thread.
G'nite, skeegee.

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>>160674882
>5 quotes are mine

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BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

>>160675664
Fairly impressive considering how little of them I picked compared to the ones made by DaiAnon.

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I love Hikage! Every Thread!

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Helping your Senrans with any cosplay incidents she might get!

>>160675789
Well I didn't know Hikage dyed her hair white.

>>160676225
Hope you don't mind the Kumo quote.

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This is a mommy

>>160676663
She sure like them balls, huh?

>>160676252
>making murasaki's cosplay costume
>accidentally realise you made the bust area too small but it's too late to change it
>You can notice everything while she's wearing it, it's so tight on her
>Suddenly it just bursts releasing her confined boobs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CXtR3Vh_SM

YUMI'S PLACE IS IN THE TRASH

/skg/, in all honesty, what would you do if your senran became real and you got her pregnant?

>>160677464
>filthy frank
I thought this board was 18+?

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>>160677470
Care for her and the child

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This is the face of a cute wife/mother/potential sex offender

I think JADF needs headpats, he seems pretty mopey on twitter

>>160677470
Raise a child and live a happy life with her

>>160676225
Fine, I'm sorry.

>>160677580
>>160677624
You say it like it's easy.

>>160677470
Keep putting my dick inside her

Gotta take advantage of not having to wear condoms while I can

B'sides what's the worst thing that could happen? Getting her double pregnant?

>>160677584
That's a shinobi turned yoma.

Which senran would like boxing the most? It would be Yozakura huh?

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>>160676663
Who loves her daughter very much.

>>160677464
'JK' as in 'Just Kill' right?

>>160677815
Yes Yozakura.

You'd think Daidouji but she's more into MMA

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This is a Mommy, with capital M.

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>>160676663
>>160678064
delet

>>160677814
nope, wife/mother/potential sex offender

>>160677815
Yumi's favorite boxer is Mayweather

>>160678169
And a yoma too.

Which senrans you think have canonically kissed other senrans?

>>160678331
This is bait, whether intentional or not.

>>160678331
Your mom and I

>>160678331
Katsuragi
Ikaruga
Hibari
Yagyuu
Mirai
Haruka
Shiki
Murakumo
Ryoubi
Ryouna

>>160678396
Your face is bait.

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>>160677470

Move to a country where her age won't be an issue and result in me getting imprisoned, and marry her.

and Raise our 1/4th (1/8th?) Vampire children.

>>160678456

Shiki refused to kiss Murakumo! She's just not into girls!

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I want Kumo to shove her leopard panty into my mouth and says 'Welcome to my world, dweeb. Who's your mommy?'.

>>160678506
>Shiki is a vampire! A VAMPIRE!
Do I have to pat someone's purple head?

>>160678607
I'm sorry you had to find out this way

>>160674939
sleep tight Kumo
*lick*

>>160679036
*unsheathes katana* BACK THE FUCK OFF?!

>>160679260
Kumo is a sound sleeper. Not even the election results is enough to wake her up.

>>160678880

She's not though! she's at most 1/2 Vampire (if Dracula was her daddy) or 1/4 Vampire (if Alucard was her daddy).

So Shiki has some vampire powers like turning to blood mist, controlling bats, not tanning very well, and being incredibly seductive and eternally youthful, and having dark magic, but she lacks the fangs, the thirst for blood, and the weaknesses to sunlight and silver and garlic and holy water.

She just smells like a vampire to Mura-socky.

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>>160678940

Kumo got REJECTED, and Shiki and Kumo are like, totally BFF too. Shiki's not into girls, but she has no problem with being friends with lesbians she even tried to set up a date between Me-a-bee and one of her girlfriends!

>>160679771
>Shiki will never set you up on dates with her gyaru friends

>>160679771
>Kumo will never have her first kiss taken by me.

>>160679771
We'll talk about this later when the denial stage is over I guess

>>160679936

wouldn't you rather Shiki set you up with Miyabi?

>Miyabi's all nervous because this is the first time she's been out with a boy.
>has Shiki, Haruka, and Katsuragi help her with clothes and makeup and hair

just have to watch out for how much hate you'd get from Imu

>>160679581

why would they? She's already in Japan, and even if she weren't in Japan, she's already got Canadian citizenship lined up.

Doesn't matter who wins she doesn't have to directly deal with it.

Ikaruga is a ____
Hint: The answer is a 4-letter word

>>160680798
slug

>>160680798
slob

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>>160677856
Mommy says she's proud of her big girl!

>>160680798
slit

>>160680798

lady

>>160680798
SLAM

>>160680798
town

>>160680798
dork

>>160680798
boob

>>160680798
cool

>>160680798
girl

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>>160678456
Mirai CANONICALLY has never kissed anyone before.

>>160681932
that scene was before she lost her kissu virginity

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>>160682850
Then how and when did she lose it?

>>160683065
YOU DON'T JUST ASK SOMEBODY THAT

>>160683065
>yuri with my waifu
REEEEEEEEE

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I want to bully Imu by hiding her glasses! Obviously I'd watch over here so she doesn't hurt herself when she's searching for them.

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>>160683175
Sorry.

>>160681932

maybe if she lost the stupid eyepatch, stopped dressing like a little girl and got a sexier haircut a boy who's not a shutin might want to demonstrate what a kiss tastes like to Mirai!

>>160683342
STAHP EET

>>160683463
I'm sorry anon, but Mirai is 20 and will only ever be able to attract lolicons that just want to fuck her.

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I think the bunnycowgirl I found the other day has grown accustomed to this place and is quite happy even without feeding her semen.

>>160683778

naw, if she just played it that she's a petite and demure Japanese lady and ACTED grown up some nice gentlemen would be interested in her and not just lolicon shutins that would never even chance meet hr to begin with.

Trying to appeal to introverts is just a good way to be forever alone.

I want to

>>160684028
Those hair accessories are getting ridiculous. What's next? 2hu hats?

>>160684741
finish this sentence.

>>160684827
Mirai already has a silly 2hu hat.

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>>160684827

>>160688287
Delete this. Aria is a good girl and not lewd.

>>160688720
She a good lewd girl

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>>160688720

>>160688804
Good means not lewd.

I need boobs. Big ones.

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>>160688905

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>>160688905
YOU LIKE BIG BOOBS HUH?

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>>160688905

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>>160688905
Will these fugbags do?

I need boobs. Small ones.

>>160688819
>>160689029
>>160689519
who the fuck

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>>160689610

I need boobs. Medium ones.

>>160688287
>>160688819
>>160689519

Upgraded Homu GET

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>>160690812

I don't know why I even attempt human contact anymore

>>160691725
Post in Asuka's frog kingdom about it!

>>160691841
/pol/?

>>160691841
How do i get there

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I need scissors. 61.

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>>160691904

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>>160691959
>>>/pol/

>>160692443
Why would I want to go there

Does anyone have the image of Haruka on a green background with a lot of speech balloons saying bullying phrases?
Stuff like "s-s-samba"

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>>160690812
>>160690996
I want to rest my head on Kafuru's medium sized tits every night

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This is an Ikaruga.

It is not monogamous, and spends an average of 90% of its life cycle in heat.

>>160693552
ew I aint touching that shit nigga

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>>160693552
This is an anon.

Despite it's apparent high libido, it is rare to see one procreating. Rather than mating, it prefers spending most of his life in solitude, masturbating.

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Hope you're having a good day /skg/
There's this /vg/ soccer tournament coming up and we have a team in it, with players and music all chosen by you guys.
http://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vg/_League_7_Qualifiers
I hope we can have some comfy fun watching some of the games next week and cheer the team on.

Also I wish we had more wet shirt senrans.

>>160694507
shut the fuck up

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>getting lonely around this bonfire

Message: I Can't Take This Anymore...

>>160694553
Struck a nerve?

>>160694730
what did I say motherfucker

>>160694507
Why would you see me procreating? You're stuck in your room masturbating instead of having sex with slutty Japanese girls, you baka!

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>>160694532
>yumi was a mistake

>>160694730
>>160694553 wasn't me. >>160694787 is me.

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>>160694852
delete this

>>160694507
>it is rare to see one procreating
gee whiz it's as if people fuck in private and not out on the street in most areas at least

>>160694769
You're not the boss of me!

>>160694730
>>160694914 is lying. >>160694787 wasn't me. >>160694769 is me

>>160694963
thats it, no supper for you anon.
straight to bed!

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SENRANS

KISSING

SENRANS!

>>160694787
For science!

>>160695092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t104ddMNGM

Suit yourself

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Robots don't need to work out

>>160695374

This is the kind of gay I don't mind.

>>160694852
That's not much of a confession here, that's general opinion.

>>160695858
Why do all of Haruka's clothes have holes in the front like that? Is it like a pocket? What does she put in there?

>>160695858
Does Haruka drink protein shakes along with her workouts?

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>>160695858
Clearly he's doing the Obari workout.

>>160696142
A friend sometimes put stuff in her cleavage or between the bra and her boob. Money, makeup stuff like nail polish or lipstick, candy, her pills, etc.

Haruka probably puts dicks in there among some of those other things.

>>160694852
Worst skg meme.

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>>160694606
try tongue but hole

>>160694532
Can you explain how this game works exactly?

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>>160696996
Amazing chest ahead

>>160694532
>getting caught in a rainstorm with Yo

Clever girl. Who could resist that kind of romantic situatio?

>>160697329
Definitely not rigged bots are playing against each other, while managers are trying their best not to fuck up with positions and substitutes. I suppose.

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>>160697329
You make a team of 23 players, give the team some tactics, mod the game with custom faces and kits, and have the AI play each other to see who wins. It's been going on with /vg/ generals for a few years now but /skg/ have never competed.

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>>160696142

Easier storage

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>>160697397
Yagyuu has some fucking top tier art.

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>>160694532
>Did you know Senran Kagura is also a series of videogames? You can easily fit into /skg/ without having played a single one of them as absolutely no game discussion takes place at all. Pick your Senran wife and post about her boobs instead.

>>160698023
As expected of the best Hanzo. Praise the Sun!

>>160697994

I see apple has relocated its manufacturing to be closer to home.

>>160698023
Shame her eye patch is stupid.

>>160697893

>Hanabi has a busting out of loli form card
>no Loli Hanabi card

I'm going to be mad about this forever.

>>160698275
It's the nature of waifu games. Although we do discuss the story often.

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It's raining outside. Let's get comfy wrapped in a blanket and think about our senrans.

>>160699486
>you will never go to sleep with Yagyuu
>on a Matt Groening style squid blanket

>>160685072
why not?

I do that all the time

>>160698023
shame she's mainly wasted with "Muh Hibari"

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>>160696142

>>160700459
I don't blame her
I'd probably act the same way if Hibari was around me all the time

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>>160699486
>raining
It's snowing where I live !

>>160700648
I've never seen snow. Shit sucks.

>>160700648
It's coming tonight and tomorrow through the day.

>>160674910
Godzilla's tail is made of SENRANS

>>160698745
>Murasaki has neither

Why even live.

I want to walk in on Yagyuu in the shower. Imagine how wacky that scene would be. I'd open the bathroom door and she'd be naked behind the shower curtain and I'd say sorry then I'd leave. What a silly thing to happen!

>>160702112

having neither means she could possibly get one in the future. Hanabi being in a past event but only getting 1 card from it and not the loli version means never ever.

>>160702651
Is Ryoubi gettin fucked?

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Happy birthday, Kurohoro!

>>160703547
Impossible
Ryoubi is a good girl

>>160695374
Senrans kissing boys?

>>160703673
Ryouna can smell bitch from miles away though

>>160703932
So she must always be able to smell you!

>>160702651
>can't see Ryoubi's dick

shit image

>>160704152
Bicchi not bitch

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>>160703932
Ryoubi is a GOOD GIRL

She's just easily upset.

>>160704268
Shut up bitch.

>>160704816
Hauuu auu auuuu!

>>160705070
Are you okay?

We never get SHOURI anymore. You know why? It's because Gessen is taking our jobs. It's because we're getting hit by the Hanzo lobby and they start running up a Zeni deficit for the benefit of the big donors. We have Crimson terrorists running around causing havoc, and let me tell you, we are run by stupid school administrators, folks. Big league. We gotta take back our academy, folks.

We are going to make Hebijou great again.

And there will be a 塀. And 焔 will pay for it.

i am so blitzed right now brah

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>>160705661
*

>>160705661
>>160705846
I hate when people get politics in my waifus.

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>>160703718
no

>>160706234
Senrans are literally made to kiss boys

>>160706280
post proofs

>>160705846
You will never deport illegal immigrants with Ryouna

>>160706398
[x] Give biology book

Most Senrans are so soft your hands would completely sink into their body when you touch them.

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>>160707052

>>160707052
Only Hikage's breasts are like that, everyone else is at least semi-solid.

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>>160707257
Not Yomi.

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>>160707052
I want to eat Murakumo's puddings.

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>>160707257
Why does Hikage have such soft breasts?

They're like balls of foam, there's virtually no give when you touch them but they're still heavy and jiggle like crazy.

Is that even anatomically possible?

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>>160707052
Falling asleep between Haruka's pudding breasts!

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>>160708097
I would cum within seconds of just placing my dick between her tits, not even thrusting.

>>160708097
Yomi is a semi-solid.

>>160708594
I'd cum before I even got my dick out in front of her.

>>160708730
>>160708594
What a waste of sperm.

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>>160708730
I hope she's not ashamed.

>>160707052
I want Murasaki to lay ontop of me and her softness embracing me completely to the point where you could actually see my shape in her softness if I were see through.

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I LOVE YOU MIYABI!

HIDEN NINPO

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This girl from Keijo, an anime about girls who fight using only breasts and butts, looks a lot like Yumi.

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What would you do if you prematurely came before you even got your clothes off and Yomi told you it's alright and that she feels flattered, and that she'll let you do whatever you want to her body until you get comfortable and ready to go again?

>>160709563
I'd play with her boobs until my dick got hard again!

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>>160707052

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>>160708594
>>160708730
These are backed up Anons! But they have good taste

>>160708643
You are clearly wise in the ways of Yomi

Yomi is like falling backwards into a field of marshmallows with revelatory church music playing and God giving you a thumbs up from the clouds

At least for me. kek

https://youtu.be/5CXtR3Vh_SM

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>>160709563
I'd cuddle and talk about how much I love her.

>>160709563
Realize I'm dreaming
Wake up
Slowly cry myself back to sleep

>>160709456
Dude, that's Cirno. She even has a shirt with a 9 on it.

>>160709753
WORLDSTAR

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>>160709563
Homura will never let my sperm goes to waste.

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>>160710053
She'll get every last drop with super speed.

Hatsune Miku.

SK2 is completion.

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>locked in a room with various New Waves
>Ageha
>Fuga
>Kasumi
>Leo
>Souji

Good luck hiding that boner.

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>>160705661
Feed Miyabi to youmas, take Imu to a psychotherapist, stop bothering Murasaki, give BDSM sisters to Haruka as presents, let Crimson "posterity" team take the lead roles. Woah! Suddenly, Hebijo is not a laughable and feeble piece of shit anymore.

>>160710837
It's like I'm really in Sweden

SWEDEN YES

>>160710736
God why are the perspectives on the background usually fucked in new wave cards/art

>>160710837
Taking bets on this poster bring a leaf.

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>>160710736
ColorAnon, any chance you (or somebody else) could make a minor edit to her?

I want to bully Ikaruga

>>160711608
If you defeat Yoma, they win.

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>>160699486
>>160700648
It's fucking hot ass hell where I live. Lucky sods.

>>160711912
Protect yourself from Abos, they are more yoma than man

>>160712117
Wrong country. Nice try though.

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Goodevening skeegee!

How's everyone today?

I spent approximately two hours today panicking because my laptop charger wasn't working without actually checking to see if it was plugged in.

>>160711614
What about that picture?

>>160712554
Yay Minorianon! What is that shortstack shoving or is being shoven down her throat? Is that a popsicle?

>>160712564
Can you make her eyes blue and her eyebrows kinda blonde?

>>160712564
he wants you to give her a penis and an extra pair of breasts

>>160712554
MY POWER IS FUCKING WITH ME

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>>160680798
大和撫子 of course.

>>160712992
You shouldn't let it do that you need to stand up for yourself

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>>160712564
JUST PLEASE

>>160713076
what the fuck am i supposed to do go outside and punch the powerlines

I want to put minoris hand into warm water while she sleeps.

>>160713249
Go out there and show those power lines who's boss!

>>160713249
You should at least try it

>>160713330
You know that doesn't work

>>160712554
Hey mate. Found any boulders lately?

>>160713405
It doesn't work because Minori wets the bed anyways.

>>160713693
Come to think of it, other than Minori, which senrans do you think still wet the bed? I don't mean necessarily every night, just on some rare occasions.

>>160713672
no
>>160713693
NO
>>160713973
NONE OF THEM

>>160713973
I bet Ikaruga wets the bed. She tries so hard to seem perfect that she has to have a humiliating secret.

Which senran makes up mean things about anon on the internet for fun?

Shiki?

Shiki probably vents frustrations that way.

>>160714326
You need to adopt the Honey Badger as your ninja animal and not give a shit.

>>160714326
Mirai for sure

>>160714501
>when you been haulin a produce bin of recently expired thrown out moyashi from da back of Safeway

>>160714501
delete this

yomi only has ONE chin

even when she's fat

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If Murasaki would be scared losing her virginity and would want to hold bebes hand while it happens would that make bebe a cuck?

>>160714923
I'll just have to make it a threesome and pleasure Bebe at the same time

>>160714665
>ninja animal

>>160714923
Bebe's a girl though.

>>160714665
The default mental state of a Honey Badger is "batshit crazy"

>>160715415
Are you sure? Bebe got a nosebleed from seeing Murasaki topless in the PBS intro video
Is Bebe a lesbian, then? Or non-binary?

>>160715515
Bebe is whatever the writers want it to be because they can't stay consistent to save their lives

You know what would be fun? Waking Mirai up with a slap to the face.

>>160715819
I'll slap Mirai in the face with my dick!

>>160715819
You know what would be fun? Waking Anon up with a punch to the dick.

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>>160714823

>>160715515
>Or non-binary?
Please stop this.
Sank you.

>>160715515
Bebe is a Murasakisexual Genderfluid Trans - Am Nurgle.

>>160716048
This image is canon.

Yomi just has a single soft chin and puffy cheeks.

>>160715819
You know what would be fun? Poke a hole in your condom.

>>160715971
Why are you thinking about doing things to Anon's dick?

>>160715819
You mean gently tapping her on the cheeks in a friendly manner?

That does sound fun.

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>>160716369
>just one
>putting on a condom in the first place

>>160716516
Condoms are for boys who think their genetic tree should end with them as dead ends!

Japan is dying out, highest condom usage rate in the world, coincidence?

You are now the scenario writer for the next SK game after PBS.

What's it all about?

which senran has the most fluttery eyelashes?

Minori?
Imu?

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>>160712772

>>160717402
you forgot >>160712847 !!!

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>>160717402
Thanks. This was my attempt. Used Paint, and what I learned from Bob Ross sensei. I resisted the urge to draw clouds though, it was tough

Remember, we don't make mistakes. We just have happy accidents.

>>160716389
Look at it.
Just sitting there. MENACINGLY.

What would you do if a hand would appear through your screen while you're browsing pictures of your favorite Senran and when you help the person who that hand belongs to through the screen to your side it would be Minori wanting to experience the sweets of your world?

>>160718172
Sign myself into the nearest mental hospital.

>>160718172
if sweets of my world=my semen, I'd be perfectly fine with that. otherwise, wouldn't give a shit.

>>160717990
I'm going to lock anon's dick in chastity then I'm going to fuck his senran!

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Can someone please explain how she got stuck on this?

>>160719221
Have you ever lived in a tree?

It's fucking annoying, your clothes constantly get caught on shit.

>>160719221
Yeah I bullied her until she got stuck like that!

>>160719221
>"Oh thank you for getting me down, you big strong man you... hey, do you like kids?"

>>160719221
I put a seed in her panties and it grew super fast.

>>160718916
I see you.

>>160719563

anon... when she said she wanted your seed in her panties she meant she wanted you to fuck her bareback and cum inside her...

>>160719563
I love Kids.

>>160719742
Are you sure? I don't think she wants that.

>>160719593
I'll put my seed in her panties.

>>160719563
Yo would be the easiest wife to have by far of any Senran, she would just do everything for you and the kids

As most of us are completely useless, Yo would be our only chance for a successful marriage! Every thread!

Assuming you don't know japanese, how do you intend to live with your senran if you don't even speak the same language?

>>160720107
Teach her your language?

>>160720107
It can't be that tough to learn if nips can speak it.

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>>160720107
She's smart enough to make an instant translator

>>160720107
I learn japanese
She learns english

Communicate through broken english/japanese

>>160720107
I know three languages already. A fourth one shouldn't be that hard.

>>160720762
That sounds cute

>>160720107
I want to learn Canadian/Japanese for Kumo.

>>160720762
Might be hard for Kagura to learn English, much less teach Japanese.

>>160720107
I would get her to learn English.

>>160720107
Every time this comes up I always think of this dumb movie where an english guy meets a chinese woman and they don't speak chinese and english (respectively)

So naturally they fall in love, get married, have a child, and wait until the child is like 10 and natural bilingual because of the two language parents, and use him as an interpreter

I don't even remember what the hell it was called

>>160721367
>use him as an interpreter
"Go tell your mother to get a couple bottles of lube, edible panties, and a few vibrators because when I get home, I'm gonna rock her fucking world. Bye son, see you later!"

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>>160677470
Freak out because I'm a NEET

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>>160721367
>use her as an interpreter
"Go tell mommy to say goodbye to her candy ass because daddy is going to give mommy the big daddy special, with extra daddy tonight."

>>160722413
Get a good office job.

>>160720107
I don't mind learning Japanese.

>>160720762
That's cringy tbqh.

>>160723021
Really? I swear to fucking god, everything is "cringy" to someone lately.

>>160723021
ill cringe you right in the tbqh m8

>>160722137
>>160722670

>saying such vile things to your child
>having recreational sex
>not having sex for the sole purpose of procreation
>in the missionary position
>in bed
>with the sheets over you
>with the lights off
>after marriage
>only when it's the optimal time for baby making
>while holding her hand
>finishing it ASAP so that as little pleasure is to be had as possible to maximize the procreation aspect

>>160723765
>>160723021
You should visit mhg sometime. The worst fucking hole in vg.

>>160724204
I want Imu to knee me in the balls and abuse me.

>>160724204
>>160724481
You step up your game this time.

Do you think the versus and 3ds games are getting too many characters? The focus on quantity over quality feels like it's taking a toll more and more with each game.

>>160725345
Welcome to the wonderful world of Senran Kagura.

>>160724235
It's kind of a shame what content drought does to places

>>160725345

3DS games are fine, since they only introduced Kagura and Naraku. Meanwhile the Versus games have introduced 15+ characters.

>>160725415
My name is Kiriya. Some people call me the senran professor.

>>160725492
Murasame too, but god knows we'll never get him back.

>>160725598

He's been around since Burst. I meant actually new characters, not just who became playable.

>>160724235
I don't know. There's a LOT of competition for biggest shithole on /vg/

Chances are it's still /ksg/

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Is that teen kagura ? I thought adult kaguraxloli kagura won the kagura daki poll

>>160725843
Pretty sure that is adult Kagura.

>>160725843
I think that's Naraku she's cuddling

Also, muh DICK

>>160721367
beta male

>>160725843
>>160725970

That's smug Kagura cuddling with loli Kagura.

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>>160725934
No, the one adult kagura is holding. When a poll for this daki came out, it asked which Kaguras you want on it. I guess teen one won too I guess. I thought it'd be loli.

>>160725970
I thought at first too but the face and bangs seem too different. Same sleeves as teen kagura too.

>>160720287
Would it really surprise anyone if she goes that route to communicate with her man (or woman if she goes that route)?

Sex with TWO Kaguras? AT THE SAME TIME?

>>160726392
Certain death.

>>160723960
Naw, keep cumming and cumming inside on both safe and dangerous days has higher probability to produce baby than your method.

>>160726134
I want to peek under her dress. I wonder how mad Naraku would get.

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>337 posts
>only 99 images

Who are you and what have you done with /skg/

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>>160725843
This is not okay.