/twg/ - Total War General

>>160666982
WELFS PLS GO
https://youtu.be/22scOV_-3wA

Vampire-chan's delicious thighs!

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>>160666982
Abhorash when?

>>160667005

>linking your shitty video
>being underage

you pls go

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>>160666982

BEST BOYS WHEN?

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REMINDER FEMALE LLs ARE A JOKE

>>160667059
Favorite elf-related VN so I can wait until 8th of december?

>>160667108
>implying that's me
i just found it online and thought it'd fit here

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Ogre kingdoms when

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It is now Official. Athel Loren is radiant in its resplendence. Delicate young boys cavort for the delight of their mistresses, and the luminescence of sprites and pixies flicker through the enchanted wood. The Sisters of Twilight languorously uncurl from their embrace; panpipes flute a tune of merriment throughout the halls of the summerstrand. The diverting indignities of gorposting and Deep-Thinking Goblins are a receding memory, a windblown fragment of the season past. All Asrai make ready for frolic and improductivity; indolence is the watchword, and none can be found but are feverishly, zealously committed to inactivity.

From the Oak of Ages, the Eternal Queen watches and is warmed by the celebrations of her people. In such a festive air, Orion's rebirth cannot but be imminent; Ariel's handmaidens ceaselessly weave flowers into her hair, presenting an endless procession of styles and and aspects by which their beloved monarch might greet her consort. Those that retain a sense of time and worldly events look to his arrival; Naieth's divinations serve only to confirm what the jubilant atmosphere of the forest makes evident.

Wood Elves Confirmed.

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Where are we at lads?

http://www.strawpoll.me/11693320

http://www.strawpoll.me/11693278

>>160667143

What kind of VN are we talking about, lewd or extra lewd?

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>elfposters

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>this is what small unit size battles in Warhammer are like without the blood dlc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H9rQ71Ff9w

Also look out for the SNEAKY GOBBO you'll laugh and think "Fucking goblins/grobi/gobbo's"

>>160667134
Reminder that the reason why the setting was killed was because it wasn't diversitive and progressive enough or something,

>>160667179
You should replace that pic. Asrai Spellsingers have green hair now.

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The undisputed kings of comfiness, Wood Elves are NEETs have bent their entire lives to the great task of taking it easy. Athel Loren, a magical land to which they share a special bond, provides for their every need. Labor is seen to by fairies, child-slaves, and the trees themselves responding to the wishes of the Elven population. Freedom from want and toil is matched by an Elven appreciation for aesthetics and leisure, with each Elf spending her time frivelously. Most wonderous of all, Athel Loren is removed from the constraints of time and space, meaning that the Wood Elves have achieved the ultimate NEET dream of ascending to the 2D realm.

>>160667283
That video hurts right in my cringe.

>>160667228
extra lewd

The weight of years leaves a profound effect upon the civilized factions of Warhammer. With the Humans, rushing here and there with outsized ambitions, this is the most readily apparent. The restless energy of such short lives leave man to marvels of technological innovation and makes him especially susceptible to the seductions of Eternal Life offered by the Vampire dynasties. Bretonnia alone, with its fey benefactor, can be said to be truly removed from the pressing pull of progress that reshapes the society of men with such rapidity.

The Elder races perceive time differently, but no less oppressively. The Dawi live in the shadow of their ancestors, their own prodigiously long lives being defined and driven by what their forbears did. Tradition, accepted practice, and generational feuds inform the Dawi understanding of time. For the Dawi, the future is a mirror that reflects the past. There can be no improvements to this mirror- only cracks and distortions.

The Asur and the Druchii sneer at the Dawi for their mossbound stubbornness, and the Humans for their grasping, overreaching nature. Longer lived than either, they fancy the curse of years to be something that afflects lesser races. They are the masters of time; indeed, the masters of everything. But the understanding of time has as pernicious an effect upon the Elven races as elsewhere, if not more so. The Druchii are defined by an exile that happened Millenia ago; a sense of loss for a land the vast majority of them have never seen. The Witch King's reign is eternal, and so to is the agenda of the state; Destruction of Ulthuan and veneration of Nagarythe, a land that has long since faded to myth. The near-immortality of the Witch King and Morathi have the effect of subordinating the Druchii people to an ancient cause as surely as the Skinks live by the half-understood murmurings of the Slann.

>>160667059
He's too strong

>>160667172
Those ogres are missing their beards

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>>160667337
>Be Wood Elf.
>Be living in a forest, just chillaxing out and smoking weed with your bros.

Man, what a comfy life.

>>160667425

The Asur have no eternal head of state, but are no less chained by time. The great historians of their world, their own history is one of dwindling. Ulthuan, glittering by almost measure, is measured by the impossible standard of its own previous glory, trapping the aloof Asur in a trap not dissimilar to the Dawi themselves. Nevertheless in any era their acts are of an undisputed superpower; De-escalation from such exotic climes as Lustria or the Dragon Isles are unthinkable, as is alliance with other realms on the basis of equality. The Asur understand and perceive their own decline, but are rigidly unwilling to deviate from the path that makes it inevitable. The weight of years and Ulthuan's rich history dictate its present to the tragedy of its occupants.

Alone among the Elven races, the Asrai are unchained to the procession of time. They age and die, it is true, but their understanding of time is scarcely beyond the innate natural conception of seasons. Ariel, as eternal as Malekith, governs her realm so little as to render it apparently stateless, though her hand subtly guides Athel Loren and safeguards it through the centuries. Any ossified influence Ariel might lend to her people is counterbalanced by the restive actions of Orion. Her consort has a driving vitality that puts Humanity to shame, rushing and raging across the forest in the bare year that is his allotted time. The Wood Elves themselves lead a cylical existence, free alike from the burden of a past or the exhausting exertions to usher in a future. The Asrai, as much as their mysterious forest, exist out of time.

>>160667134
Tell that to Khalida and Aralliele

>>160667143
>>160667228
What the hell do VNs with elfs in them have to do with the dude who kickstarted the Blood Dragons bloodline?

>>160667423

Search for Captive Market ~ Trapped Elven Officers~

If you want something with more gameplay and an elven waifu, along with playing dress up. Look up Kamadori Alchemy Meister. Long ass game so that should keep you occupied for a bit.

>>160667429

>He's too strong

Once they put Archaon in the game there is no longer such a thing as too strong

>>160667283
That tribal drum music was great. Also that fucking gobbo. Never *ever* turn your back on a gobbo.

>>160667337
>>160667425
>>160667461
>>160667494
>Wood elf shitters get BTFO by OP
>Proceed to spam autistic headcanon in a vain attempt to regain their colapsed assholes.

>>160667429
Not all Ogres have beards anon, Skrag the slaughterer and most butcherrs don't since it impedes eating.

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>>160667513
thanks lad

>>160667308
>fans want a more standard fantasy with some hope and hot chicks here and there
>GW goes full nope and keeps adding more edge for edgy underage autists
>in SoC edge fags get fucked by battle results and throw a tantrum
>GW retcons it
>everybody else is tired of this shit
>sales nosedive

This is how Warhammer died.

And now with WH:TW being the worst rated game in the series I doubt there is much chance for recovery.

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>>160667540
Mate, >>160667540 here. I'm just being ironic and mocking these "NEET Elf" posters for the heck of it, ayy lmao.

>>160667283
>Sieg heil! Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
Jesus christ, lads. Tone it down.

>>160667496

Nothing, I just wanted to help a fellow out getting his elf fix. Aborash is a cool dude though, reckon we'll see him as an LL or L hero?

>>160667569

You're welcome. Happy fapping anon

>>160667580
Yeah people sick of SoC your stupid waifu shit was COMPLETELY irrelevant.

>>160666982

>World roots stretch to every corner of the world

How convenient.

>>160667612
Whoops meant to refer to >>160667461 as my post, ayy lmao.

Can someone post the deep thinking goblin pasta for me?

pls

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>>160667540
The mainstream media is quick to incite false controversy where none exists and claim there is prejudice and ill-will between the Asrai and their Forest Spirit allies. That's why I am starting a new movement, #TreesForOrion, to make it clear we won't let the narrative be spun by dawi media.

>>160667650
>talk with WH fags on every tourney
>"Shit dude, I wish they added more hot chicks" everywhere

Chaos autism was the #1 reason, but shitloads of people wanted more female models.

>>160667429
>He's too strong

For you.

>>160667619
>Aborash is a cool dude though, reckon we'll see him as an LL or L hero?

Hoping so.

If there is something that End Times failed forever was giving him a model and rules.

I mean dude fought along Bretonnians during the End Times and kicked a lot of asses.

I even wanted him to make Blood Dragons into Core Units.

TW Warhammer will fix this I really hope so.

>>160667669
Not everywhere. Some are dead.

Especially those that go to Norsca.

does anyone have any white dwarf codes
pls respond

>>160667786
>If there is something that End Times failed forever was giving him a model and rules.

I mean NOT giving him a model and rules.

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>>160667404
Nah mate. Looks pretty fun. Get a weekend of laughs with the lads and lasses dressed up in costumes and weapons messing about in woods and ruins as a character that grows with each roleplay event. Sounds good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAxfauz5o14

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ2wIa6DVeU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZAEOGWEpf4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUrYlD-HUmo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTtmGD8Vlgo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3RYbVW4q5Q

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>>160667786

Well who the fuck would want to go to Norsca anyway.

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I only hope welfs will be the rape machine they should be.

>>160667773
>Chaos autism was the #1 reason
And waifus was reason #70000

>hot chicks
Literally who gives a shit?

>>160667773
>goes to WH tourneys
>calls the ones actually playing fags

>>160667786

I dont get the too strong meme in general. We got the White Dwarf and will most likely get the Green Knight. Along with having Archaon and Kholek. I know Abhorash is a pretty fucking metal dude with an army of mounted vamps. But lorewise, does he just reck the guys I mentioned above?

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>>160667880
>tfw wiped out Norsca for fighting my allies
TRY IT AGAIN, YOU CHAOS FUCKS. SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

>>160667920
Are you doubting the appeal and draw of 2D waifus on 4chan?

>>160667880
I.

To give the Norsemen a taste of their medicine when I go there, wreck their shit, pillage their homes and take their women from them.

>>160667884
They will be if you are good at micro.

To balance out their RAPE, they'll need some micro.

>>160667942
>But lorewise, does he just reck the guys I mentioned above?

Which one?

He killed a Red Dragon 1 on 1 after seven days of non-stop fighting and was anally annihilating TK soldiers (when they were still fleshy) when Lahmia was besieged.

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So say I am a lowly Skaven. The average male ratman. What's life like for me guys?

>>160667172

sauce

>>160666879
You guys play MP together?

>>160668061
Stinky Rat business

>>160668061
twenty days of slaving followed by being eaten

>>160667145
>impliying that is not you

>>160667540
The post in >>160667425 >>160667494 is, quite rarely, a pasta without anything about waifus or comfiness. It isn't "headcanon" at all, it is pretty much the lore of the setting. Or is there a part of it you felt wasn't true?

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>>160668061

Absolute shit.

>If you are lucky enough to survive birthing, you will almost immediately be forced into a press gang for your local warlord
>You will then either be stabbed to death by your fellow skaven, used in experiments, used as cannon fodder, used as bait, the list goes on
>The saying life is cheap is an extreme understatement when it comes to the Skaven

>>160667878
>that goblin being roleplayed by a female in the Arena video
>Starts screaming the second someone grabs her
>Submits to the stronger one within seconds.

Typical Goblin.

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>>160667880
Because the Gods favour we Norse alone.

>>160668081

https://exhentai.org/s/0ba58d2796/998045-385

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>>160667580
>>160667773
>muh lack of waifus killed WHFB

>>160668061
As an average skaven you're probably a clan rat. Clan rats get to eat, sleep and shelter in the warrens of a clan hold. The trick to this is that you need to be fit and vicious enough that nobody will consider trying to steal your food or property but no so fit and vicious that someone sees you as a threat to theirs.

Since slaves take care of most of the menial labor, your daily life is spend... well staying alive really. Even without having to do menial labor, there's lots of things you'll want to take care of as a healthy skaven. You want to ingratiate yourself with more important skaven. You want to make sure you grab the best share of food and shelter you can get.

You want to keep ears, eyes and whiskers open. Rumors are valuable. A rumor might warn you of some stupid skaven planning to move against you. A rumor might provide leverage to blackmail a skaven or ingratiate yourself with a superior. You might even plot to insert rumors that inflate your reputation and make sure nobody messes with you. If you're especially ambitious you might even start collecting or spreading rumors that'll help you... dispose of a superior and take his place.

Above all, you want to make sure you don't give anyone they idea they might be able to take you out, socially or in a fight. Clan wars happen all the time and when the clan rats go to war, you want to make sure you're standing in the back with all the smart rats. No pushed to the front with all the chumps.

Unfortunately you do have to fight occasionally, either to defend your social position or to defend the clan. Obviously a skaven of your talent won't die but it could put you on the fast track to becoming a slave yourself. And that won't do at all.

Anyone wants to play some MP battles?

We can roleplay and do faction wars etc.

>>160668226
>it is pretty much the lore of the setting

It really isn't.

>>160667721
Hey neetanon what is the opinion of the asrai about chaos dwarf

>>160668303
>average
>not skavenslave
sure thing family

>>160668379
Industry and Industrialization, the horrific enemy of all comfiness, is a Chaos Dwarf specialty. Hellish forges work night and day, and the Chaos Dwarfs tryhard so badly they refuse to stop even when its clear it is turning them to stone. Their one saving grace is slavery. Wisely choosing to enslave greenskins, they are spared the necessity of doing manual labor themselves. Unfortunately, even with a massive slave population, they refuse to take it easy and are always angry all the time.

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>>160668421
>Wisely choosing to enslave greenskins

Yeah because that worked out well for them in the end right?

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>Gobbo archers

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>>160668259

>>160668571
sasuga tryhard dawi

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>>160668061
Hopefully getting stuck on the end of a dawi axe!

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This is some spooky shit lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3-b2Y9croM

>>160667884
depends if naval combat makes it in, WoC will want to take Ulthuan early before it gets too built up.

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>>160668710

Why do Total War youtubers are either autistic or have annoying voices?

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>>160668573
>post battle kills 7

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>>160668571
Tell me about hobgobos, why they have so much loyalty for a hired sword?

>>160668710

Man's got a point, tho.

>>160668303
Not to be contrary but most Skaven are slaves and even clanrats probably don't last long before their warlord is inevitably stabbed in the back and they get their armour torn off, their ears biten and shackles put on them. The best life they can hope for is making it to the stormvermin but that is a genetic lottery or being a warlock engineer.

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Less than a month to elf memes, oh boy.

Is their campaign going to be as shit as beastmen one?

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>started painting warhammer figures in 2009
>started playing total war games in 2012
>mfw my 2 favorite things are coming together nicely

I don't think I will be this happy for a video game until a realy long time

Last time I was this hyped it was for Spore

>>160669226
Yes.

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After bretoncucks we are the next

>>160669254

I'm not sure I'd say it's coming together nicely when it has 6/10 score on Steam.

>>160669295
Who?

>>160669295

Literally the least popular faction ever.

>>160669379
Get your own opinion, who the hell cares what the plebs think of something you like.

Just finished my first Total War game, Shogun 2. I loved it. About to play Rome: Total War but I heard there were some AI issues, so I'm wondering if there is a mod to fix that? Or was it patched out or something.

>>160669379
>I'm not sure I'd say it's coming together nicely when it has 6/10 score on Steam.
Well it really depends if your eyelids are vertically challenged or not.

>>160669467
Pretty sure they're more popular than Fimir.

Also, popularity=/=quality. See High Elves for reason why a popular race can still be boring as shit.

>>160667580
>WH:TW being the worst rated game in the series
wat?

>>160669530
>Game 2 will have high elves vs dark elves on the cover instead of glorious lizzies vs redditrats

>>160669578
He probably thinks TWWH is badly rated because it isn't 50% women and PoC's or something.

This is a good video explaining the wood elf DLC with some new tidbits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de_G-cfDzwM

Also CONFIRMED

12 eternal realms and they all look unique on the story campaign pack
>winter area
>dark area
>sunny area etc

>>160668843
Zerkovich and HeirofCarthage are alright, what are you on about nigga

>>160669379
40% of bad steam reviews are about poor performance.
Another 40% are due to dlc policies.
Last 20% actually focus on the game's quality.

>>160669923
>implying HeirofCarthage doesn't have the most annoying voice ever

>>160669887
>eternal realms confirmed for story campaign.
Datamine is still 100% accurate. Hopefully the Morghur LL and beastmen roster update is still accurate.

What can you tell me about the different factions? Which are their strengths and most useful units?

>>160669530
What exactly is boring about High Elves? Lion chariots, 4 types of dragon, powerful magic lores and an interesting starting location will make them among the most popular factions for total war.

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>>160670238
Great Taurus>dragons

>>160669490
Also do I actually need a mod, or is the game playable without any?

>>160670164
Vampires have no ranged or cavalry units. Dwarves are the best faction. The Empire is the most well-rounded. Greenskins are hard as fuck to play if you like muh diplomacy and the economics game. Raiding factions suck dick and aren't fun at all.

I hope they improve the bow animations, not too woody

>>160670489
>cavalry units
But that's wrong.

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>>160670428
>cuckhold dwarfs

opinion discarded.

>>160670543
>>160670489
>tfw forgot Black Knights
Ignore me I'm gay

>>160670685

Aren't blood knights cav as well, or are they monstrous cav?

>>160670732
>monstrous cav
Is that even a thing?

Hey /twg/, playing Shogun 2 and I just triggered the realm divide for the first time. Any tips on how to handle this? I'm the Shimazu, I hold the two islands (can't remember their names) and I have kyoto surrounded, but I'm worried about the other factions.

>>160670815

Demigryph knights are for sure. Think spider riders count as monstrous cav as well.

>>160670732
No they're just Shock Cavalry. Is Chaos Chariot a monstrous cavalry?

>>160670978
>>160670894

Disregard me, I just checked. I could have sworn Demigryph knights were classified as monstrous cavalry, but they're just shock cav.

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Look at what you've done elfposters, made me reinstall. I hope you're happy, dicks

>>160670839
There is a point on the islands where horizontal passage narrows down to two or 3 defensible lanes. One of them was near Bitchu, I remember it because I was 11 and that was hilarious to me. Other than that just be on your navy game and your half of Japan will be safe to pump out money and samurai stacks.

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>>160669887
>instead of introducing seasons into the main campaign, they produce a shit-mini campaign that no one wants and up the DLC price
fug

About to start my first Dwarf campaign. Any protips?

>>160671164
>and up the dlc price
but the price is the exact same as beastmen

>>160671187
TAKE
BACK
EVERY
GRUDGE

>>160668710
what is this? A quest mod for morrowind?

>>160671187
Walls in every settlement. Every. Settlement.

>>160671118
>I remember it because I was 11 and that was hilarious to me.
>Shogun 2 released 15. March 2011
>Today is 20. November 2016

The math doesn't check out

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>>160669467
If Edgy Dawi are unpopular, then why is there so much hashutposting on /twg/?

There is even the occasional imagedump war between proponents of nu metal chorfs and the tall hat faction.

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>>160671187
KILL URKS

And build a lot of walls.

>>160671238
beastmemes also had a pointless, shitty mini-campaigned thrown it. They could have just made a race pack and priced it like the chaos dlc

>>160671298
11, 19, I might have been either or none, time is a circle with no beginning or end and nothing matters.

>>160670119
>beastmen roster update
what units did the oracle foretell for this?

>>160671118
Thanks Anon

>>160671370

>"Muh Chaos DLC"

WIll you delusional faggots ever stop this shitty meme?

Race packs are not gonna cost the same as the Chaos DLC.

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>>160671394
>time is a flat circle

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>>160671187
Convert to the worship of Hashut asap and enslave yourself some night goblins

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Remember when everybody hated preordering&dlcs&steam?


I feel so dirty for preordering a DLC on steam.


btw. BIG Tree TITTIES!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2zu7z6aCn0
SLAVIC MODDING MAGIK

>>160671445
>>160671118
I was wrong about bitchu too, the fortress I was thinking of was Settsu. The defensive line is right around that area, nothing can penetrate it and you can safely ignore any girth

>>160666982
Hello yes, I'd like to remind you of my peoples troubles.
Athel Toralien
Sith Rionnasc
Kor Vanaeth
Athel Maraya
Athel Numiel
Tor Alessi
Thank you for your understanding

>>160671519
Better she look after her rear because my S10 magical red lance is splinter-proof.

>>160669985

Doesn't change the fact that most good games have 9/10 on Steam.

>>160671519
i remember poorfag cucks crying about dlc all the time, to this day
i dont see a problem with dlc or preorders
if you dont like preorders then go ahead and don't do it, no one is forcing you to
and dlc, its just additional content that's optional

>>160671784
Doesn't change the fact that steam reviews are irrelevant to a games actual quality.

>>160671679
It would be hella cool if cities vandalized by Wood Elf outposts got renamed back to their High Elven colonial names. They'd be adding lots of flavour just by this simple move.

>>160671526
fuck me that's a step up from the stolen warhammer assets

>>160670238
Their aestethic is really uninteresting. And 90% of the people who played them in TT did so because of how utterly broken they were.

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>tfw will never save a wood elf qt from filthy beastmen about to rape her
>tfw will never gain her trust and be introduced to her village
>tfw will never live among elves eternally young with qt elf waifu

>>160671784
i cant think of a negative review for Total War Warhammer that wasn't just "wahh my mom wont buy me dlc so its inherently bad" or "i make 3$ an hour and cant afford dlc"
Disgruntled Hispanic man and other waste of space cucks making it the cool kids' thing to hate dlc is the problem, even if its good dlc its "dis shud heff bin in de origynnul gemm EGGSDEE IM A RETARD LOL"
The game itself is a solid 8/10 - 9/10 desu senpai

>>160671412
None, just ""И eщe дoбaвки Биcтмeнaм и Бpeтoнии." which according to google translate means: "And supplements Batman and Breton."

>>160671960
We all know you just want that sweet elf poon. No need to cover it up with qt story greentexts.

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>>160667134
>Alarielle the Everqueen
>Morathi
>Hellebron
>Ariel
>Drycha
>Naestra & Arahan
>Valkia the Bloody
>The Fay Enchantress
>Tzarina Katarin
>Khalida
>Neferata

What did he mean by this?

>make very popular game based on your series that will get a bunch of new people interested in the original
>discontinue the setting

PURE GENIUS
FUCKING BRILLIANT

>>160671960
the elf would be far more likely to save herself from said beastman since every one of them is a warrior in the forest

>>160672042
According to actually learning to read cyrillic, it means 'beastmen and bretons'

>>160672086
GW aren't particularly bright.

>>160671941
Dude just pull 6 months of work out of your ass lmao

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>>160670631
Remember elf your womans will be our slaves

>>160672086
Smart decisions haven't been GW's forté as of late
except bringing bloodbowl back

>>160671930
Dark Elves are the only interesting Elves, which GA also recognised by giving Malekith the Phoenix crown at the end of the setting. Edge just makes everything better and all of the actually interesting factions (Delves, Chorfs, Ogres, Chaos Daemons, Vampire Counts, Lizardmen) are part of the celestial Alliance of Edginess.

>>160667878
Imagine taking your dog for a walk and seeing this shit.

It is autistic as fuck but i cant help laughing.

>>160672270
wait is that a horsedick
>>160672310
>i'm 12

>>160672023
see >>160671941
a lot of features seen in previous titles are mission for no reason, the magic is boring both visually/audibly and mechanically, a lot of the LL's have boring as fuck, simplistic abilities that don't actually feel unique, no village battles, no river/bridge battles, no unique/interesting siege layouts

>>160672270
>tall Dwarfs

why is Chaos so awesome, fellow cultists?

>>160672050
>Tzarina Katarin

Kislev will never be a NPC faction with its own stuff?

>>160672385
oh yeah i'll totally read that 1000 rows of autism on paper
Fact of the matter is, TWW is a 8/10 game at the very least and no retard crying on steam about dlc can change that
its also the best total war to date famalam

>>160672208
I prefer the google translate version.

>>160672390
its supposed to be a bull centaur i think

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>>160672023

Game is missing shitloads of stuff previous TW games had.

Magic is pretty much worthless except for few spells.

Sieges are a joke.

Very little re-playability value.

Lord quest chains were supposed to be a big deal yet they are crap.

Beastmen campaign was horrible.

And finally their DLC policy is a fucking disgrace. Game is out for half a year and you already have 60$ of DLC shit.

>>160672527
>8/10 game
7/10 is the best I can give
>e best total war to date famalam
not when Attila, modded r1 or med2 exist anon

>>160672610
bull centaurs are still dwarfs, shitlord

>>160672385
Sieges, river, and villages were shit. The ai could never handle them.

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>>160672270
Why would you post such a gross misinterpretation of our height and status fellow dawi zharr? We all know that we are as dirt to the elven race. I am happy to say that ever since accepting my inherent inferiority I have lived a happier existence!

>>160672725
thats wrong retard
they are bull centaurs, not dwarfs

>>160672650
Who is that demon

>>160672086
GW thinks people won't by minis if they can just play video games based on the minis.

They also don't believe in doing market research.

>>160672310
Wood Elves are the best. They feel like the classic idea of the fair folk. Crazy, alien beings who are simultanously elegant and advanced, savage and wild.

High Elves and Dark Elves are too straight forward.

Just finished my first Total War game, Shogun 2. It was great. About to play Rome: Total War but I heard there were some AI issues, so I'm wondering if there is a mod to fix that? Or is it not as bad as I heard?

>GW is literally giving away Grombrinal away for FREE
Why am I just finding out about this

>>160672086

GW are a bunch of drunken monkeys.

>>160672742
the AI can't really handle field battles either, so thats a weak point

Do people still play the old total wars?

I just can not go back to how the map used to be, Med2 was the worst having to build watchtowers everywhere if you dont want perma fog of war. I prefer the new way settlements are managed.

>>160672467
>He doesn't think the success of Warhammer will encourage CA to wring every dollar they can get out of possible DLC.

I bet you don't even think we'll be getting Nippon using copy-pasted Shogun 2 assets.

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>>160672812
Yeah, maybe your oversized Centigors from FW go nicely with the Chaos Dwarf Space Marines with fireglaives, but I'd rather have Chaos Dwarf Bull Centaurs to match the Chaos Dwarf Warrior infantry line hat for hat.

>>160672917
i dont know, maybe if you had a peek outside of that rock you're living under every once in a while, you'd be better informed

>>160672786
Because i was blessed at born by Hashut himself.

Don't be angry maybe your son will be blessed too

another thing that bothers me is that items dont even appear on lords, customization was supposed to be a big deal with the lords, but nothing actually happens, whether KF has runefang, a hammer or any other swords his model is still the same

dawn of war could do it, why can't these chucklefucks

>>160672742

AI could never handle anything.

And it didn't get better over the years either. I'm playing LotR mods now and AI is just as dumb as it was in Warhammer. Literally nothing fucking changed.

At least those battle in med2 are varied and not the same shit over and over and over again.

>>160673024
I still play Med2

I'm waiting for the BotET mod to be updated

>>160673090
when a mommy dwarf and a daddy dwarf love eachother very much, more dwarfs happen
however, a bull centaur is made by different means and thus isnt a dwarf

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>>160672786
Race traitor elgi loving filth!

>>160673119
Because you need to buy the Total War™: Warhammer® Lords & Heroes DLC for the low, low price of $15.

So is Age of Charlemange actually worth getting? I'm very tempted by the chance to play as knights and shit.

>>160673240
Attilas best DLC imo, and lots of good mods to play s the theme of Sicily/Byzantine empire

>>160672884
Actuall now that I think about it, I own Med2 and Rome. Which one should I play after Shogun 2?

Warhammer has 940k owners on steam.

Attila 825k.

Rome 2 has 2,4 million.

Shogun 2 has 2,8 million.

And new owners of WH are growing very slow. It's not a big success.

>>160673373
Well you could play Med2 with the EBII mod

Why does Arch have such an annoying voice?

>>160673459
>Rome 2 has been out for 3 years
>Shogun 2 for 5 and a half

>Warhammer has been out for 6 months

Hmm...

>in fantasy there are always different kinds of humans
>but dwarfs, elves , etc are all monolithic and the same

Why is fantasy so fucking boring?

>>160673637

Number of players it's not growing. People read the horrible reviews and turn away.

>>160673459
Prolly cause plebs will get all instigated by pleb series like Rome, pleb movies like The Gladiator and pleb documentaries regurgitating middle school history on the History Channel, but Warhammer has no way of reaching them, except through its unofficial plebeian offshoot, Warcraft. Warhammer is for the Lordly Man (and for youtubers who like clicking on unit cards and don't care about the background of any TW game but have to play along because they make a living off of clicking on unit cards in any new TW that comes out).

>>160673657

Except there are different types of elves and dwarfs too?

>>160673459
It's almost like R2 and S2 have been out for years and years and have definitive GOTY editions that have gone on sale multiple times.

>>160673519
That's Europa Barbarorum, right? I really wasn't looking for a conversion mod, just something that would fix some of the bugs I heard about... What does EBII add?

Has there been any interspecies relationship in warhammer?

>>160673692

Yet more than 2 million people ended up buying and playing Rome 2 over the course of the years it has been out and that game was savaged by Steam reviews.

Also,
>steam reviews
>changing anyones mind

Most people will open the reviews to see why they're mixed, see a bunch of incoherent gibberish and ascii art and realise like 90% of Steam reviews, it's just garbage and should be ignored.

>>160671784
>Doesn't change the fact that most good games have 9/10 on Steam.
wasn't Attila and Rome 2 a 6-7/10 on steam at the beginning?

>>160673532
He has a deeper voice than most commentators in the community. I think his main problem is that he refuses to learn good English so that something about his texts tends to rub you the wrong way.

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>>160673692
That might be because we're a month away from the Christmas sale you fucking mouth breather. Rome 2 had terrible reviews, how did it manage to sell over 2 million then?

>>160674002

Because it got much better over time?

>>160673880
You are everything that's wrong with the Fantasy audience today. YOU caused the change from BG to Dragon Age. YOU caused Tyranny. Fantasy should be sexless, you absolute tumblrina!

>>160673373
I'd say Medieval 2.

Rome 1 can feel a bit dated in many ways. Med 2 aged well though.

Also, do not trust Milan. Not for one second.

>>160674058
Almost like the trend we can see with Warhammer, really makes you think huh...

>>160672270
>Chaos dwarfs enslaving weak female elfs

For what purpose? Dawi Zharr is all about efficiency!

>>160674130

B-b-b-but it's different you see it's the DLC!

I'm really loving this "steam spy is a reliable sales indicator even when the games have had multiple free weekends" meme

>>160674130
with the difference that Warhammer was good from the beginning

>>160674081
Actually I'm wondering since the warhammer mod for ck said it's not canon, yet I'm sure there's at least one couple, for snowflake points

>>160674191
>Implying people didn't lose their minds when CA released Caesar in Gaul while the game was still busted.

>>160673936
How many people bought at release though?

Given how much of a success FotS and Shogun 2 were, many (including myself) preordered. It was so highly hyped up. The perfect era, just when CA had learned how to not fuck up warscape like Empire.

The game was an absolute clusterfuck, and even now, it still doesn't live up the the hype that was originally built for it. I can't imagine DLC sold well for it. No matter how much they patched it, many would've seen the day one clusterfuck, closed the game, and never reopened.

>>160674002
Because it was selling for cheap for several years.

>>160674176
>Not enslaving and breaking female elfs to trigger high elfs

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>>160674176
Dawi Zharr have performed tests that show that slaves who get regular satisfaction of their carnal urges perform better than slaves who do not.

>>160674372
Woah, it's almost like games decrease in price over time, making it easier for people to purchase it, especially during summer and winter sales. Really makes you wonder why someone would compare the sales of a 3 year old game to a 6 month year old one, huh?

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>>160674092
>Milan

>not playing as based Milan yourself

>>160674320
>How many people bought at release though?

Can't find an exact number but here's this:

>Rome 2 released on September 3, 2013
>By March 31, 2014 it has sold in total 1.13 million copies

So since March 31, 2014 it sold an additional 1.27 million copies.

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>>160674278
THERE ARE NO CANONIC COUPLES IN WH EXCEPT FOR CEREMONIAL ONES LIKE THE ELVEN ROYALTY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

even Franz is single ffs

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>>160673090
Hey look, FW-hater is back.

>>160674556
what about Isabella and Vlad?

>>160674556
>everyone is 200% angry all the time because they get no action
Oh, I understand everything now.

>>160674621
Shut up fag

>>160672720
>Attila
thought that was too fast though?

>>160674556
Karl is married and has children, wtf Re you talking about?

http://whfb.lexicanum.com/wiki/Luitpold

>>160674556
Pretty sure Franz is married.

Also Tyrion and Alarielle.

And Malekith and Morathi

>>160674556
>single

Except for the fact that he has a son, Luitpold II, as well as an unnamed daughter.

>>160673210
Actually a lot of Bull Centaurs are born naturally.

Well, that's if "stampeding your way out of your dying mothers stomach in a shower of gore" is considered natural.

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Making a /twg/ game room on Warhammer

Remember to disable ALL mods and if you generally run the game below 30-20 fps to lower some graphic settings, we'll be playing on ultra unit sizes

Pic related is the password and room

All skill levels are welcome, most people don't play multi here anyway

>>160674673
the combat is very fast during the early game, due to very low morale on all units and low armour on germanics

its enough to kill the general and the whole army runs, later game when most units get armour in the 50s the battles last a decent amount of time

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This game costs over $100 USD 6 months after release. And yes I know it's all piecemeal over time, but ask yourself this. If TWW was released today with the current content it had plus DLC would you pay $123 USD for it?

This has to stop, because even as someone who buys the DLC it's a really bad look. Unless they plan on halving the price of the base game the game will be so insanely expensive in a year that no one will be able to buy what basically amounts to the complete product without spending Star Citizen levels of dosh.

>>160674621
BTFO.

The lore is fucking full of, well, fucking.

I'm the guy thay was asking about the R:TW mods. After some googling it looks like DarthMod is closest to what I want. Is it any good?

Tbh warhammer needs more interspecies relationships. We need human women married to elves and such pairings to avoid stagnation

>>160674886


2 or 4 more needed

>>160674556
Skarsnik and Gobbla.

Lore also states that a large amount of the Grail Knights assigned to protect Damsels of the Lady inevitably start porking them.

>>160675152
If you vant vanilla expanded, sure. There's some bigger mods that greatly improve the game

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>>160675092
>Star Citizen

$10,000 LL pack featuring Sigmar and Nagash. I'd take out a loan for that.

>>160675092
>if things were worse than they are right now would you still buy it?
What kind of retarded argument is this? You said yourself its piecemeal and most of the content in those DLCs are added to the game regardless if you buy it or not. If its such a problem then wait for a sale or just don't buy the DLC. I have no idea what makes you think you're suddenly going to make CA change their minds about making money.

>>160675392
Thanks. Do you have any reccomendations?

>>160674701
>>160674706
>>160674745
It's all offscreen because Warhammer isn't a place for character romances and rampant shitlordism like in modern cRPGs. All of the romances already in place are there to reference some part of pop culture (the king Oedipus theme with Malekith and the Bride of Dracula/Frankenstein vibe with Vlad) and NOT to explore issues of gender, identity and discrimination among Warhammer's audience.

>>160668710
nope.avi

>>160675479
It's been forever so I don't remember a single name to recommend

>>160674886

Still waiting for more come on join in don't be scared everyone is awful

>>160675676
I haven't really enjoyed MP since Napoleon, anon, but if it's still dead in fifteen minutes I might join in.

>>160675471

Went over your head I see, the point was a new player isn't going to spend $123 on the game or any game for that matter at that price, and they wont bother to research whats worth getting since all of it will just have mixed or negative reviews on Steam.

Really in retrospect the base game for TWW isn't even worth the asking price if consider how devoid of content and depth it is. Especially compared to recent releases.

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Man, sure sucks that the Romans didn't have a dedicated unit for spears in their legions.

>>160675772
we're 2 right now, we need at least another 2 for a team game

>>160672086
Don't forget when WHTW launched up until Update 2 the advertisement "You played the game...now buy the figures" was visible complete with WHFB figures and if you clicked it, it went to age of sigmar figures.

GW fucked up with their WHFB setting and they know it.

>>160675985
>Click the link expecting Karl Franz
>Get "Freeborn Lord on Wyngified Gorebyrd"

>>160674886

3/4 still waiting for more

>>160675851
You don't have to retrain them

>>160676270
I know. I'm leaving them as it is. I heard that I could replace them with gladiator spearmen but their armor is shit (10 compared to Triarii's 90)

Should I just get the DarthMod for any of the TW games for my first playthrough? It seems like all he does is expand the game but doesn't overhaul ot.

Making a /twg/ game room on Warhammer

Remember to disable ALL mods and if you generally run the game below 30-20 fps to lower some graphic settings, we'll be playing on ultra unit sizes

Room name: /twg/
Password: pontus

All skill levels are welcome, most people don't play multi here anyway

Need 1 more

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>>160674130

Except none of Warhammer DLC's were worth the price and all most important issues with the game are not getting fixed.

>>160676616
on my way

>>160675851
honestly, the roman infantry is so good, they beat cavalry even when armed with swords, also you can get noble blabla spears from auxiliary barracks

the huge number of roman units is one of the few good things of the game

Is the Lands to Conquer mod for Medieval 2 any good?

>>160675454
The datamine new world map is now outdated. CA have said due to the great success of WH and the DLC they are extended their free DLC programme and adding more stuff to the expansions. We can only guess the current ingame map for Land of the Dead,Araby and Darklands may be extended aswell.

It's been confirmed we get 4 core races for the first expansion and a conquerable landmass similar in size to the base game.

Are balista worth using over grudge throwers?

>>160676887
>4 core races

High elves, dark elves, lizards and who? Demons?

>>160676972
Skaven. Their presence in Lustria is just as big as the Old World, if not bigger. They're locked in pretty much constant warfare with the Lizardmen.

>>160667115
Literally the biggest Mary Sues in fiction.

>>160676972
Skaven?

>>160676972
Skaven.

because all the DLC interlinks with expansions it scales to your expansion level most likely i.e own the expansion you get Clan Pestilens based in Lustria. You own the Base game plus new world you get the main Skaven faction at Skavenblight and then the sub at Lustria. I assume anyway.

>>160675792
That's a lot of assumptions. Not to mention this has happened every single time with recent TW games. R2 and S2 had an incredible amount of DLC (some much worse than the warhammer ones). You have nothing to back up your statements with beyond your personal opinion that the game is too expensive.

>>160677045

But Skavenblight is in the old world.

And I doubt they will wait for so long releasing a race that could actually sell good as DLC.

>>160676972
Skaven, Clan Pestilens.

>>160676708
>none of Warhammer DLC's were worth the price
Belegar was well worth it.

>>160677123
Yes, but Clan Pestilens, one of the largest factions (and definitely the fan favorite) are in Lustria.

>tfw because we can't export WH models we will never be able to include WH factions in Attila
Fuck this, I would love to add an Ork or a Chaos invasion in Attila.

>>160677123
>a race that could actually sell good as DLC.
but now they can sell DLC for the Skaven, a LL pack Lizardmemes vs Reddit Rats

>>160675454
This game is going to be such a clusterfuck(in a good way) when its fully completed.

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>>160677115

Warhammer is at 60 after 6 months. It's much worse.

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I want to be dominated by a best elf!

Think I'm ready to try a Chaos campaign. Any major mistakes I should avoid?

>>160677324
Development of Warhammer outshines R2 by miles.

R2 didn't have any unique and detailed models. It was copy and paste due to everyone being human. All that was needed was skin shaders and uniform edits for the models.

You also forget CA have released £30 worth of free DLC already and it'll be at £40 come February.

They are nowhere near the Jewry and laziness of Paradox. Check the EUIV,CK2 and HoI IV pricing.

>>160677516

Who the fuck gives a shit about Paradox?

And how do you measure the price of free DLC's?

Warhammer also lacks a lot of stuff previous TW games had.

I don't give a shit about good models if gameplay is crap.

>>160677489
>Any major mistakes I should avoid?
Yeah, playing chaos

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Waterfall: Paid Wood elf campaign pack

Waterfall2: Free DLC supplemental which so far includes 2 lores of magic, 2 empire wizards and possibly Morghur as a Beastmen LL with new units.

Crumpets:Free Bretonnia race pack(first time updated for 3 months)

Cascade: Possibly a Tomb King race pack(confirmed no more campaign packs for base game) and map extension south to bridge the gap between base game and first expansion next year (Added 1 day before Wood elf official reveal)


Races take 4-6 months to develop each assuming fully unique creation but its feasible some can be created in half that time if the team increases in size and uses existing content i.e wood elf skeletons would be used for High Elves and Dark Elves.

>>160677516
>You also forget CA have released £30 worth of free DLC already and it'll be at £40 come February.

Oh yes, because the game right now it totally worth fucking 160 euro. Absolutely.

>>160677986
The game isn't fucking 160 euros. Intellectually dishonest faggots like you are the reason no one takes whining babies seriously.

>>160677516
Free DLC worth 40£?
What are you smoking. Making one Model calling it Legendary Lord and pretending it's a completely different campaign experience is the laziest it can be.

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>>160677516
Certainly

>>160677910

Dark elves use crossbows not bows. Cavalry units are completely different. Monsters are completely different.

If it takes that long to make a new race this will be in development longer than SC2.

>>160678047

You said "£30 worth of free DLC".

Game + DLC is 120 euro now. With your free shit it's 160 euro.

You really think this fucking mess would be worth 160 euro? Really?

They promised free Brets pack soon after release. We are half a year after release with multiple paid DLCs. Where are Brets again?

>>160678078
>3 LL's
>4 units
>3 lores
>3 heroes
>1 sub faction
>1 Race pack
>20 maps

That'll be free stuff by February. Not including the possible Morghur LL or new beastmen units that have been rumoured.

>>160678347
>That'll be free stuff by February

Sure thing.

Making a /twg/ game room on Warhammer

Remember to disable ALL mods and if you generally run the game below 30-20 fps to lower some graphic settings, we'll be playing on ultra unit sizes

Room name: /twg/
Password: pontus

All skill levels are welcome, most people don't play multi here anyway

Need 2 more for a 3v3

>>160678347
My mistake. I left out some important stuff. This is no way 40£ though. This should be 20.

>>160676428
You mean spear auxilia?

>>160678410
You've not been keeping track then. Maybe take a look at a the free content timeline that's been going since launch.

>>160678275

>They promised free Brets pack soon after release.

Source?

Actually, don't bother, I think we both know it came straight from your cavernous asshole

>>160678275
brets got delayed to February 2017 so they can sell a new edition of the game once the final DLC is sold, so the steam review get updated

They did the same for Rome II and Attila

>>160677489
Yeah, don't wait too much before making a second horde
Don't start with Sig, he's shit

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what should my next move be? the world is slowly unraveling before the pharaohs feet

>>160678639
>>160678275
I remember them saying by the end of the year. though now they postponed it to february if I recall correctly. that or january.

>>160671085
Is this from WAR?

I guess I should try it out. What high elf class is the most fun?

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Better start lubing up your asshole for the BOC

>>160679848
>for the BOC
Bank of Canada?
Bank of china?
Board of Certification?

>>160677256
Pestilens aren't a fan favourite and Plague monks have been forgotten since horde rules in 8th. Skrye are without doubt the most popular and they are the most unique faction also. DE already have assassins, Nurgle does plague better than pestilens and ogre kingdoms have more monsters than clan moulder. Only skrye has poison gas, lightning cannons, doomwheelz and insane warlock engineers.

>>160675092
I would, but I'm also the type of person to have spend $200 dollars on spaceships for a game coming out in 2027

And the most expensive edition of BF1. No regrets

>>160680009
BIG
OGRE
CHARGE

>>160675816
Not clear.
Probably either his face being disfigured by some experiment gone wrong or starting to turn into metal (common problem for Metal Wizards).

>>160680009
British Orthodox Chruch

>>160675479
If you want to play as Rome, there's SPQR. Be aware though, IIRC, there's a pretty crazy boss battle with Hannibal and one of his general that you have to do in one of the first six turns or so if you don't want Italy to get raped

>>160678445
My game crashed.

I guess CA can't handle meme builds.

Making a /twg/ game room on Warhammer

Remember to disable ALL mods and if you generally run the game below 30-20 fps to lower some graphic settings, we'll be playing on ultra unit sizes

Room name: /twg/
Password: pontus

All skill levels are welcome, most people don't play multi here anyway

Need 2 more for 3v3

Sorry, guys! My game crashed. That was a neat battle, though. Demigryphs are a lot stronger than I thought they'd be, and mortars seem pretty underrated in general.

>>160671085

Fuck that game, such wasted potential on trying to ape off Warcraft. Or actually fuck EA for basically forcing Mythic to do that and subsequently killing them in the process.

Why they didn't make Orcs & Goblins a third faction was such a huge mistake. Every server was basically over populated with Destruction edgelords so Order was getting out manned 2 to 1 even 3 to 1 on some servers. And on the Order refugee servers it was the exact opposite.

>No 3rd faction to balance it out
>No cross serve RvR
>Horrendous balance (see: Bright Wizards)

It makes me mad knowing there was a lot of greatness buried within that game, squandered by silly design choices. That said the armor, and overall aesthetic of the game was really quite lovely.

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>>160679848
>Worships the Grand Canyon
>Religion based on eating
>Well known for mercenaries around the world

When can I play as my fellow American patriots?

That guy from the 5 minutes of gameplay video said he had news about the next historical game, and to check links in the description.

But he just provides generic Eurogamer website links.

Anyone know what the fuck he meant?

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hey guys, i haven't played vamps all that much, is the curse of undeath skillpoint worth taking? i faintly remember it not doing anything noticeable at all

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man these guys look terrifying, nurgle demons are gonna look so damn baller in 300 years when they come out

>>160680072
which game would that be ?

>>160680758
I got really mad at that.

>>160680758
There's an interview with some devs from CA but there isn't really anything new about the upcoming historical game.

>>160673089
Would love to.

As well as Cathay, Araby, Ind...

But they all have little lore about them in the fluff thanks to GW.

If CA asked some of the people who originally worked on the setting and combined it with their experiences with history based TWs, then maybe...

>>160680758
He said the next game isn't going to be a time period they've covered before.

>>160680758
It's clickbait shite. You have to dig through for an interview that explains nothing.

LAST TIME BEFORE WE START

Making a /twg/ game room on Warhammer

Remember to disable ALL mods and if you generally run the game below 30-20 fps to lower some graphic settings, we'll be playing on ultra unit sizes

Room name: /twg/
Password: pontus

All skill levels are welcome, most people don't play multi here anyway

Need 2 more for 3v3

>Welfs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydgY5fskwjE

>17.5 yuroshekels

I want these elves but not that much. Up to this point both DLC I wanted were free just for buying the game. Why do they have to jew so hard? And it's coming in december which means it won't get any real discount during the winter sale. Fuck.

>>160681413
It's stuff that people want, that's why
Just wait if you don't want to pay that much

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>>160681153
>Disable all mods
>Game crashes on startup