Guild Wars 2 General - /gw2g/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ-Kj_Ur-rg

Discuss. Is this a Renaissance age for minis?

>>160657703
All minis do that though

>>160657787
I just want a doggo mini that quickly buttslides to catch up to me.

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>>160657465

maybe we wouldnt image cap if the people who spammed charr pics would get banned

>>160658490
>would get banned

top kek mate, it takes 1 minute to change your IP these days

people should be banned by hardware not by goddamn IP

Dump rats now!

>>160654307
wow now thats shit

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>>160658490
It's one turbo nerd with a VPN dummy, not multiple people.

>Tfw the mom in my guild embarrasses us in front of the raid pugs

>>160659673
whose hand is that?

>>160660232
a faggot's

>>160659673
That's a pretty soft looking hand...

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>>160660232
It's mine, I have a few others cuz I got bored.

>>160659673
>>160660484
>well looked after cuticles
>soft supple skin
>not a hair in sight
Is Vae a girl irl?

gliders look stupid on charrs

charrs look stupid on gliders

flying fluffy femcharr cunny blasted by the winds

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I'm looking for somebody to ERP with.
I'd like a bit of build-up to it.
I've roleplayed for years.
The character I'm on is a typical tricksy thief/assassin woman trope.

If you're interested, /tell Soki.3027

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why does anet claim they don't want people to farm and then create chest trains?

Do I have to buy the living world season 2 pack to replay it?

>>160665207
anet has bipolar syndrome

Man, the spvp hub world has been pretty obsolete for a long time now, I wonder if anet is gonna plan on changing it sometime in the future.

>Siege equipment still out in the fields despite the fact that no maps use them anymore
>The old sections where armor vendor npc's used to be are just wasted space
>Water combat section has been remade and closed for a good year and a half now with god knows what being planned for it
>The beginner's island being completely sealed off and impossible to reach

>>160662216
Charr look stupid.
The end, you don't have to add more to it.

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>tfw too intelligent for FHDs

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>>160666303
You too

>>160666554
choke on my cock, vae

>>160662810
not interested, too generic, maybe if you were a femsura and acted like a child, or a giant dog-girl in heat, then maybe I could get into it

>>160666554
orally stimulate my penis, vae

>>160666554
suckle on my schlong, vae

>>160666554
wiggle on my weenie, vae

Fastest way of hoarding shitloads of xp for maguuma masteries?
I've been doing Verdant Brink runs but shit is slow as hell. More so when there is not a single good train on the map.

could we have like two of these generals. one for all you dank memers to meme each other in and the other for game discussion?

hyper futacharr cock

>>160662810
How do you feel about Norsemen?

>there are people running around with 30k+ achievement points
what the fuck man

>>160668670
my internet girlfriend has over 28,000 AP and 15,000 hours played, and still wants to keep playing gw2
i worry about her

>>160668976
does she play a femcharr ?

>>160669340
thankfully no, she's not an irredeemable furry

>>160667985
not really possible.
I would also favor another general somewhere in the adult category, where they can post the degenerate crap, advertise they retarded guilds and dumb they shit picture folders. But this would instantly kill the gw2g. Which is still better than this to be honest.
>>160667796
at HoT release you could kill the veteran spiders at VB. but i think they patched that away. Still it is quite effective to kill "rare" mobs with the right boosters. Also the invisible mushrooms are quite good for experience.
dont repeat the same things over and over again.
Try Dragons stand or the TD Meta if you find a full map.

List of HOPE fags that need to suck my barb ASAP, non-negotiable:
Oothier
Rikki
Vae
Florburz
Thicc
Calsi
Mexay
Corrupt
anyone else that voted for Hillary

Jzaku, we're cool so you don't have to unless you want to.

offering my fluffy ass to vae

>>160671695
i'm not going to "suck your barb"

>>160671985
then suck mine

>>160657465
How are you people still playing this game. You're worst than ks had to offer.

>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?

NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Master Ruseman, Awena, Valsi, Meyer The Shark, Surbrus Mindfang, Apothecary Beatus, Ancora Softpaw, Oren Nil
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
EU [Here]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Surbrus Mindfang, Ancora Softpaw, Vae The Spectre, Roxtar

-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online

Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you
Don't Join [FUN] or [HOPE]

Those are troll guilds made to trick members away from joining the real above official guilds.

this thread is a fucking mess

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>>160674583
There's only 2 active /vg/ guilds, HOPE and FUN in the OP.>>160657465
Please don't troll new players with that bloated list, that info is almost completely false or misleading, and I see you are now trying to convince people that it's not.

But as others pointed out in many threads before this, you contradict yourself by posting FUN and HOPE, that's just one example. It's pretty obvious you're trolling, but it's gotten old.

kala is the cunnyposter confirmed

>>160679579
Vae is the cunnyposter you idiot

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>>160662810

show face plz

>mfw I pre-ordered this game but never been able to get into it

I guess making many alts burned my interest a bit, going through the same quests over and over just because I made a new char sucks

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shut the fuck up Kala you hypersexual lesbian cat

>>160679762
He's completely gay, and not that autistic

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What the fuck guys?????

I fucked 4 HOPE rats and their rat friends

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>>160682303
Who?!

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thiccc cats

>>160685658
oh god

>>160682516
succ my cocc, Thicc, you squinty cunt

Is it worth crafting +X agony infusions?
I did a few fractals and had enough to make a +7 infusion. Planning to make it bigger for mad money but I'm not sure if the profit worth it.

>>160686471_(You)
Y-yes, master...

fuck my wet rat pussy, daddy

fuck my fluffy charr cunny, daddy

ok.

do you call a futacharr mommy or daddy?

HOLD ME DOWN BY MY EARS AND WORK MY RAT CUNNY DADDY

cringe

>>160691890
both

>>160692141
lmao-ing at your cringe

>>160692192
>both
cringe

>your post
cringe

>HOPE
CRINGE

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cringe

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give me the ERP

>>160692357
>forced cringe meme
>forcing HOPE where it wasnt mentioned
EUgly cEUck?

>>160692972
cringe as fuck honestly

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cringeroonidooi ballooni cooni

>>160692703
You can't redeem your own ERP ticket on yourself, idiot.

>>160693101
Confirmed.

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>>160689012
>>160690757
>>160691926
Did not turn me on the first time I read it.

But now....

cumflated futacharr foreskin

inb4 cringe

What's the point of playing as an asura?

You are so tiny that gear doesn't even matter since no one will ever notice,
You look ugly as fuck since you are a rat
Plus it's hard as hell to see your character in a zerg or if there's a lot of enemies on the screen

You'd have to be real fucked in the head to play as an asura

>>160693354
JUST

>>160693617
fuck off lani

>>160693970
fuck off vae

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>>160693970
I'm not Lani (:

>>160694110
fuck off vae clone

pedos like fucking child sized creatures
the same goes for people with small dicks because it makes them feel like it's bigger than what it is.

Nornfu are the only correct choice and anyone who thinks otherwise is cringe

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>>160694262
I respectfully disagree

fuck off you dont erp so your opinion doesnt matter

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>>160694323
ARE THOSE GUILLD MISSONS

>>160694323
>>160694696
why is that rat naked?

>>160694758
thats rikki's wife, shut the fuck up

>tfw no big tittied Nornfu to mate with for life
>tfw no homestead in the Far Shiverpeaks

why does it have to be this way, /gw2g/?

>>160694323
erp is so much fun rikki, you're missing out

>>160694853
>you will never marry rikki
thanks for reminding me dros

dros is trash

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>>160695715
dros is a gift

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>only two good HOPE members

I haven't played GW2 since launch almost. Since its 50% off right now I need to decide if its worth coming back for. Let me go through some things and you tell me based on what I like if its a good decision

>4-5 man content like dungeons in other MMOs
>Gathering and collecting items like toys, event stuff, and collectables
>Zone completion incentives
>Not feeling obligated to login for 'dailies' and doing the same stuff over and over without worrying about falling behind

>>160694853
fuck you dros, you shut the fuck up, BITCH

>>160698307
cringe?

In the vaguest since, which class in GW2 is closest to a Hunter from Bloodborne? My guess would be Thief, but was curious what you guys thought.

>>160697324
>>Not feeling obligated to login for 'dailies'
Do not come back. That's the game.

No new dungeons since release, the incentive to play is to clear exploration and fractal dailies every day all days forever.

>>160695818
trash defending trash, how expected

rikki is a waste

>>160698491

yes

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Thicc Nornfu

>>160699032
is that astrid?

>>160698734
rikki said he wanted to moon everybody
rikki is a nasty guy

Moon me, Rikki.

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>>160700745
I don't remember saying this...

>>160695818
*breathes nervously*

>>160695818
*my hands start shaking like I'm about to cry and pee myself*

>>160695818
*throws up from anxiety when you haven't responded yet*
s-sorry I'll leave

*leaves the thread*

good job rikki

calsi is mine now.

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>>160695818
Fixed.

>>160702502
kill yourself swagg

rikki stop we were supposed to be wives ;_;

smdh

>>160701706
>>160701949
>>160702113
>>160702274
cringe

>>160702583
I like rikki's dress

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>>160702704
think again

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>>160702502
"Now"?

>>160703781
cringe

>>160703781
yea

good job calsi you killed the thread

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Why are female thieves so slutty?

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>>160707625
why are msalads so slutty?

Let's all just forget this thread ever happened and then an hour from now we make another one

>>160707895
Get away from that spoiled Portabello minion-man.

remember to sage all your posts family

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>>160708046
No need, he ended up migrating south for the winter

>>160708891
cringe

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<3

>>160710538
Excellent specimen of a generic F H D

>>160710668
What's FHD stand for? :0

>>160710708
[F]emale [H]uman [D]egenerate

>>160711246
Why so negative term? D:

What's the state of the game? Looking to get back into it.

>>160712107
Not terrible. It's a bit quiet right now but it will likely pick up tomorrow as the new Living Story patch is launched.

I think sPvP season 5 is coming soon too, but not sure precisely when.

If you don't have HoT, may be worth grabbing while it's on special.

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>>160711718
Butts.

>>160711338
>>160710708
I don't think this board's for you m8, I can tell you're not from here. Most people here post furries. Try tumblr or reddit, there's nsfw there, you'll get more back for your time.

>>160712743
posting the same shitty pictures everytime, lurk before you post, your posts are obnoxious
>:D!!!
is low quality. I hope you can understand my english.

holding hands with vae at guild missions

>>160713184
GAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY

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The band is back together!

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>>160714257
holding hands with you at guild missions

>>160714347
(gaaaayyy)

>>160714285
why is this rat naked?

>>160714487
She's a two-copper flooze. You can tell by the long ears and the unwashed stain on her face.

>>160714487
Company policy is to strip rats before incinerating them.

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>>160696072
If garbage like me is an example of HOPEs best, I worry for the rest of the guild.

Post nostalgia

post rare rats

i hope ur havin a comfy day anons c:

>>160657703
CUTE!

>>160718027
>comfy

most overused word ever

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>>160696072

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>>160716480
>nostalgia
Why must all the good things explode.

explosive fluff

explosive cunny-cun

post the cutest and most gentle rats in the land

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>>160723115
No. Gentle rats are for suckers.

>>160723461
I will tame this ferocious shrew.

>>160724104
fuck off, swagg

>>160723461
>people dont think this looks like a little boy
pedophiles really are off the deep end, they will actually try to justify being turned on by this shit

>>160723461
that is a really stinky lilsura

coming into this game completely blind because the cat-things like cool

hope this is an okay timesink

>>160724248
looks like fat-head ayylien t bh

>>160724739
ok pedophile

>>160724513
whatever you do just play the game and stay away from these threads

>>160724234
No, you fuck off, swagg

seducing vae during guild missions

>>160723461
She looks like she can punch me on the groin, and I'll like it

whispering riathen while he's alone and vulnerable

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>>160723461
this heavy armor ratty makes my heart flutter
...s-so.. um... name?

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>>160723115

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>>160728884
DELET THIS

>constant rat and cat posting

NORNBROS WW@

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https://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/5e0x8j/current_wvw_meta_is_really_boring_and_takes_no/

>>160730148
I don't play wub, what's the meta there
I thought you just auto attacked with infinite boons and immunity and then win because you have more bodies to 1 their fewer, slower, less immune bodies

>>160728170
That's Calsi's alt, friendo.

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>>160732069
oh

>>160667796
bloodstone fen was literally designed for exp grinding

>>160734103
Can you get trailblazer trinkets and back piece from that place? How do you do the thing?

Patch when senpaitachi? I can't fucking wait fuck

>>160734452
SOON

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>>160723115

Can you guys justify your attraction to charr and asura without sounding like complete autists in the process?

>>160734798
No, I just like the two short and sassy black girls in my honors classes.

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>>160734452
under 12 hours maybe

>>160735683
>tfw never go on comfy adventures with femcharrs ;-;

>>160737092
anyone can tag along. as long you dont talk about 0.5% dps increase

>/mcg/ is dying before /gw2g/

How is this even possible

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>>160739782
they dont have cats

Hello yes when is patch playable

>>160739782
furries keep this shithole alive

>>160741993
hi anon
patch probbaly available tomorrow

vae topping florburz while jzaku watched from the bushes

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Fuck i hate mondays

Ah fuck it going to take a nap soonish and when i wake up there's hopefully going to be the new build

>tfw your team loses a 2v1 against a thief
>tfw one of them types "wtf is this team doing???"

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>send the mesmer porting the daily JP a 1g tip
>get 3g back because they like my name and thus don't want to take my money

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10/10 qt?

Can I play this casually? And is it any fun?

I've been meaning to go back to an MMO, and Gw2 seems to be the only one still decently populated and good. Love the combat.

I do remember grinding for fragments and stuff like that (some place where 20 ish people ran around in a circle of events for hours) which was quite boring. I probably won't do that now as I don't have the time, but will this game be fun to play as a casual?

Do you need to know any of the old story to understand the lore of the new zone, or can I just dive in straight away?

MAINLY: Is it fun to play casually? Is it even possible?

>>160746874
>Is it fun to play casually?
You will have to define "casually"

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>>160668141
Neutral
>>160679962
Okay

This thread is seriously dead.. It's sad. GW2 is a good RP-engine.
Oh well, if anybody wants to RP or ERP, let me know. Soki.3027
I like lead-in to ERP, so expect that.

>>160746874
This game is best played casually, actually. I may be primarily an E/RPer degenerate, but I'ved played for 50 days over the past 4 years, and it's always been fun when I've played.

>>160747727
Is your character supposed to look like a chubby feminine guy emo?

>>160747909
If you like?
She's generic as hell, but GW2's character creator isn't exactly deep.
You could do a -lot- worse.

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>>160747727
Pretty eager slut, She just tried getting ERP in DR map chat.

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>>160748797
GW2 is an E/RP engine to me at this point.
I'll be idling till sleep, but I'll hear Tell sounds.

>>160748797
Good god. Not even DN is this stupid.

>>160748908
Better to be direct than lead around it for 2 hours if it's my intention!

I haven't posted here in at least a week, you finger-pointing saps. Leave me and my kappa out of your meme squabbles.

furry cat cunt

schlicking with vae the cuntboy

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Just let this thread fucking die already, it deserves its rest

>>160748906
i hope you're having a comfy evening anon, and i hope you can find a nice partner to rp with

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>>160749741
it's over when we say it's over

>>160749229
your writing always makes me grin, swagg friendo

vae barbing kala

kala pegging maleherm vae

>>160734103
other anon, also needing xp.
when is bloodstone fen unlocked?

Quick, post the enemy design you find the most interesting from the entirety of the Guild Wars franchise. Inquiring minds must know, because they want to get porn made of them!

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>Caithe is lesbian
>Kasmeer is always naked
>Sylvari dont get pregnant so you can cum inside any time you want

>>160750907
>Sylvari dont get pregnant so you can cum inside any time you want

Enjoy your splinters

>>160750907
If you're worried about pregnancy, why not just fuck boys instead? They're way better anyway

>>160750982
Not everyone who wants to avoid pregnancy is homesexual. However, anal is a good solution either way.

>>160750982
fucking maleherm vae will make him pregnant

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>Get back to home instance
>Fucking Caithe, that lesbian bitch dropped my offer
>Said I'd get her qtsalad some ceaser dressing
>Not interested
>Well fuck you too
>Lay down on my leaf under my Avatar of the Tree lingerie poster
>Try to nap a little but wake up to strange visions
>Something is whispering me
>Deep resonant voice
>I know what to do
>Pull down my pants
>Veggies grasping firmly on my mushroom
>Start the procedure
>Loudly moan "MORDREMOTH GUIDE MY HAND"
>The voice disappears
>Another day free of corruption

>>160747727
>GW2
>a good RP engine
>no sit, no profiles in game, fucking idle stances only added within a time period that can be measured in MONTHS out of this game's YEARS of past lifetime

There's some nice lore and nice races and nice scenery but there is very little about the actual game that is conducive to RP.

>>160751419
True, RP engine isn't a good term.
I should've said that the community has a lot of roleplayers in it, and the average quality is high compared with other games.

>>160751419
but there is a /sit emote in the game...... unless you're asking for the ability to sit on chairs

vae busting a nut

>>160748797
>>160748963
dude it just sounds like you are desperate, theres a reason people dont go around saying "ERP with me" like an autist, the only people you will attract are people equally as desperate

seriously who in their right mind would be like, "Oh shit someone put up an ad for ERP, this is my chance!" its more likely you are a troll, or have something wrong with you that you ask for erotic roleplay publically

>>160752969
in/on?

>>160753045
they are desperate, that's why nobody is ERPing with them, you can just tell after awhile who to stay away from

>>160753045
>>160753174
It's an approach that's worked for years, and I've met genuinely E/RPers doing it.

It worked well here and in GW2 in general a couple of years back, but the game's dead, at least compared to then.

>>160753267
>nobody will ERP with me, so I'll just call your game dead

I'm not gay but I'd fuck Vae

>>160753359
it's not gay if you fuck his boicunny

>>160753267
genuinely good* E/RPers

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>>160753478
no offense but your ERP hurts, I guess its sufficient enough for people who would answer an ERP ad

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How do I get an invite to FUN guild

>>160753735
how can erp hurt? you some kind of faggot?

>>160753805
They didn't use literary lube.

>>160753805
his grammar, and overall writing of his emotes, is garbage-tier roleplay that reminds me of deviantart and tumblr

>>160753735
>>160753837
Honestly it's definitely not my best, the criticism is spot-on

>>160753805
I don't think they used proper punctuation once, I understand what anon means.

why do some guilds still sperg over representation percentage after anet did away with the influence system?

I'm going to ~pap~ and ~wap~ Vae until he cums

>>160753887
>I can do better you're not seeing it!
I think that is your best, you're just not good at RP.

>>160753478
>let me contradict myself but still maintain I was right in some way
Trying too hard not to be "wrong", you're probably more arrogant than you realize.

>>160748906
>generic fhd shrugging
Ugh, what a bland post.

>>160754149
shut the fuck up faggot, this person is having fun with other people that's what matters. You're the one that is coming across as arrogant and weird about rp'ing in a fucking mmo.

>>160753478
no one rp with this person, they will post your chat logs

>>160754230
post a non-generic fhd

>>160754337
I'm not going to blindly accept the advice of some anonymous poster on 4chan when I can clearly see that the other person has decency to block out names. What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>160754405
>I'm not going to blindly accept
you dont have to "blindly" anything, my proof is right there

>of some anonymous poster on 4chan
oh do I need to post my account? she is hiding behind a moniker too, the only difference is yours and mine are "anonymous"

>that the other person has decency to block out names
more like the indecency to post chat logs in the first place, blocking names doesnt give you a pass lol

>What the fuck is wrong with you?
normies OUT

>>160754329
please stop posting your ERP

>>160754381
Trick question! They're all generic, but hers especially.

why has nobody posted logs of oothier?

vae getting cured of his furfaggotry

>>160754592
this, its cringey

>>160754573
>>160754592
>>160754693
desu it does feel pretty trashy. I usually ask for permission, but I haven't asked this person yet.

The thread is slow, but that's no reason to shit it up. Apologies /GW2g/

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>>160754667
you can't log the logger

>>160753772
just give your ign with the numbers behind it and I'll add you

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>>160754746
good on ya ERP slut

>>160754769
>empty folders

>>160754769
now I know who's the one who keeps saying futacharr don't exist

damn I thought I could cheat through jumping puzzles using a mesmer

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>vaguely interested in ERP
>all of the descriptive terms for genitalia are either hilarious or cringey as fuck

Cunny, "her sex," and now I see desperate fhd thief slut or her john use "stiffy?" Jesus fuck how can you people stand it?

>>160756449
Well, on the flipside you need to find a way so as to not repeat "penis" a hundred times and look like a repetitive dullard doing so.

Mfw sitting around drakkar WP with a bunch of other guys also waiting for the patch to drop

people still play this trash game?

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>>160756449
Takes some time to get used to, yeah

>>160754746
okay glad we could hear your inner monologue too

>>160754913
what does with the numbers behind it mean?

did someone say "cunny" ?

>>160757421
It's your display name, boyo.
Example: Dumbfuck.4789

>>160757304
Hey it's my new friend!

>tfw missed ERP logs
We're they any good?

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>>160756603
>>160757304

There's gotta be a better way though.

...Then again we're talking about pic related, so it's bound to be cringey anyway.

>>160754149
You seem upset
The thread sucks anyway. Let an ERP slut advertise man

>>160758101

Fuck's sake, people can't even stay in the same verb tense in a single sentence, I don't know why I'm expecting decent descriptors.

And don't even get me started on "would."

>>160758065
Pretty average, maybe better with more context.
[Spoiler]Hope ERP anon swoops back around[/spoiler]

>>160757863
Aww, really anon? <3

>>160758101
There isn't really a better way tho
I mean some words are just dumb like cunny obviously, some are pretty fine tho. You only need like three or four words for it anyway to stop it from being repetitive

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>>160758391
Yes!

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I WANT TO JOIN THE FUN GUILD

>>160758391
Cock
Pole
Shaft


Pussy
Slit
If you're feeling old-timey/famcy, quim

Then use adjectives.

Stiff
Turgid
Eager

Slick
Smooth
Slippery
Pinkened

Gets rid of all repetitiveness without sounding too weird

>>160758194
>You seem upset
im not

>The thread sucks anyway.
i replied to him for the same reason you're replying to me, you have a problem with my post, this isnt hard to grasp

>Let an ERP slut advertise man
im not telling him not to? he was acting full of himself and got called out, and agreed that it wasnt cool to post logs either, he wasnt simply "advertising"

classic whiteknight logic m8, you should get checked.

>>160758646
You still seem pretty upset, and the more you post that you're rely not tho, the more upset you seem

>>160758646
Acting full of himself how? I only saw you acting full of himself. ERP slut was pretty damn humble and covil

>>160758630
idk man those all seem cringey aside from pussy and cock

>>160758954
this is the only intelligent post on this general ever

>>160758305
Considering they've been around 3 days in a row they'll be back, though maybe not after anon got mad about rp he didn't like

How do you join a guild

>>160758630

>not dick or cunt
>Pinkened
>not hot, dripping

Come on son.

>>160759954
>examples
Oh no there's definitely more, feel free to post more examples
ded general
ded game

>>160759762
whisper asking for invite

I haven't played since thorns launch, what are the new LS areas like? how do you clear them?

WHAT CLASS DO I BOOST TO MAX LEVEL

>>160760829
demon hunter

>>160758790
>You still seem pretty upset
its ok im not

>and the more you post that you're rely not tho, the more upset you seem
how?

>>160758868
>Acting full of himself how?
its in my posts, go back and check

>I only saw you acting full of himself.
how can i act full of myself when i didnt make any mention of myself? do you realize what you're saying?

>ERP slut was pretty damn humble and covil
not exactly, he'd contradict himself but then say he was right about something else, he just used polite wording, its subtle condescension

you're still whiteknighting btw

>>160758790
>>160758868
European?

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>>160758065
Saved
Its O K, what was posted was pretty much
>just sex
no context or anything, but the details are kinda nice IMO

>>160754058
~wap~ makes me go ~SPROING~

>>160760738

Relatively small areas of concentrated activity separated by map-exclusive contextual travel that you need to train masteries for (people are bitching about that, but the XP costs are cheap as tits and they're just bitching to bitch. You'll get enough xp to unlock everything just doing the zone, if not the story)

Like everything else in the game, they're fun the first time you do it, and a slog all other times.

>>160760958
idk how you think youre not full of yourself when you say something like
>I think that is your best, you're just not good at RP

>>160667985
I'm all for /evg/ even if it makes threads on /vg/ last for months.

>>160761559
>idk
that sounds about right from where im sitting

>how you think youre not full of yourself when you say something like
i could see that being offensive, but if you think the lone act of presenting an opinion makes someone full of themselves, id recommend a hugbox. you're trying too hard to flip my statement back at me when you could've used a different one, bad move.

>>160667985
/gw2g/ belongs in /trash/

>>160760829
mesmer

>>160760958
If >>160761071 is what we're talking about, there are way worse that Ive personally seen. Its above average, definitely not worthy of focused criticism.

>>160761694
Your posts come off as arrogant and condescending, nothing to do with presenting an opinion or the need for a safespace or hugbox.
It's just needlessly confrontational over a mild thing, which is still evident long after the fact in your responses to me.

There's a lot of salt in your posts, and it seems like you're just mad at that person for posting about ERP, which is understandable, but be direct about it. Don't be roundabout like a woman.

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>>160761694
>>160762143
>>160761559
>>160760958
>>160758868
>>160758790
Haha sick burns bros hey can we talk about GW2 now or do you wanna keep flinging shit
holy shit you're both faggots put on trips

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>tfw lose interest and cant get off erp anymore
it's ________boring_

i hear we get patch today? kinda want to stay up for it, but not really.

>>160762143
>there are way worse that Ive personally seen.
you're doing what he did, and are dismissing it instead of confronting the specifics of the criticism. regardless, you missed the focus of my post, it wasnt to do with the RP but how he replied to it.

>definitely not worthy of focused criticism.
im afraid it has already been criticized.

>>160762143
>Your posts come off as arrogant and condescending
i believe you are making this a feelings argument now, i stand by what i said about you requiring a hugbox.

>It's just needlessly confrontational over a mild thing
so you admit you dont like the action, not the reasoning behind my posts? thats more or less what youve been arguing, and adds to my statement above.

>which is still evident long after the fact in your responses to me.
you're also replying to me about this

>There's a lot of salt in your posts
please, im not mad, i dont know how thinking i am helps you picture me

>for posting about ERP, which is understandable
i already said this in my previous posts, it was posting chat logs with someone, and now doing it /again/ on the thread after apologizing for it, and being arrogant about being wrong, you missed the part where i clarified posting about looking for erp wasnt an issue

> Don't be roundabout like a woman.
you have been creating a character for me throughout this entire thread, im not surprised you want to call me a woman too. suggesting i am not being direct about what im "really" mad about is nonsensical, and i fear for anyone else that you get into arguments with. demonizing the one you are talking to is a classic leftist tactic.

i hope that clears things up, you are rather horribly wrong about a lot of things.

>>160760474
Who do I whisper to join FUN?

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>>160762812
>sperging this much
>about ERP
post some logs to back your shit up or quit spewing the shit m80

>>160763017
the only one that doesnt seem to be busy is Amarin Luxtail

if you're f2p, you have to post your name here, don't worry, you won't be hacked

>>160763043
>>160762812
yeah both of you should post your logs to back your shit up

and make it good ones, where there's girls and they kiss each other

>>160763043
You did not read my post, clearly, so I will not respect yours.

>>160763125
This guy posts whisper logs unnecessarily to prove he got whispers in reply to someone, deletes them saying he was wrong to, and then posts the picture /again/ to prove it. If that isn't full of yourself, idk what is.

>>160762812
>it wasnt to do with the RP but how he replied to it.
How he replied to what?
What did he say and why was it wrong?
Why do you still care about it?
The posts are deleted and we basically only have you still posting about whatever went down, and considering this person deleted their posts, it seems like you got to them (won), so what did they do that is so wrong to deserve this much rage?

>>160763473
>Criticizes bad ERP
>Refuses to post good examples
m8...
>and then posts the picture /again/ to prove it
It looks like a repost my dude.

>>160761071

>>160763043
>You're bad at playing pretend!
these people are actually cringe incarnate holy shit

Yo yo niggas, is Crack Ice out yet? Wanted to log it to get it for free

>>160763897
Not yet my homie

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>>160762812
>you have been creating a character for me throughout this entire thread
Rich from the guy who's been strawmanning everybody who replies to him, and getting mad over perceived feelings behind text

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>>160762812

You know we've reached full autism levels when you get to line-by-line commenting.

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WE'RE TWO HOURS OVER THE DEADLINE GODDAMNIT

PATCH WHENNNN

>>160763609
>It looks like a repost my dude.
the filename is the same as the original, otherwise yes, it does look like a repost

>>160763490
so you basically admitted you didnt even see one of the posts i was talking about, yet you argue with me about it the entire time and then ask me to explain it for the xth time?

>Why do you still care about it?
i dont, you keep wanting to argue with me about it because you dont like the content of my post, disregarding the basis

>so what did they do that is so wrong to deserve this much rage?
>assuming tones on the internet
i suppose telling people im not mad is not enough, but idk what to expect from you, i apparently dont know myself as well as you

>Rich from the guy who's been strawmanning everybody who replies to him, and getting mad over perceived feelings behind text
see my above reply, it applies to you too, you also used strawman improperly, i merely called him a whiteknight because he is sticking up for someone due to personal bias, which is evident

>You know we've reached full autism levels when you get to line-by-line commenting.
i did not realize this is what constitutes as autism, but that word has lost any meaning since it is a meme

>>160764504
woops, >>160763983
>>160763993
see my reply above you two, here is a notification. part of me thinks i am being samefagged, but that is my mistake

>>160764504
Different guy, man.
You're strawmanning with the
>S-stammering statement that doesn't represent what was actually said (exclamation mark)

>>160763983
This post is accurate. Regardless of who's right or wrong, its time to stop.

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>Be a Tarnished Coast RPer from the start of beta
>Suddenly start snooping around /vg/ because bored.
>stumble on this thread. "Oh, I like GW2 I play it alllllll tthhheee time."
>See HOPE people I notice in Salma just shit posting much like they do in RP
>See ERP advertisements like it's fucking Darknest
>Generally overall, these threads have be shit for a while now.
>Somehow put up with it like I do with all the BS with RP
>FML

P.S you're all garbage.

>>160764504
What was the original disagreement even?
You criticize someones ERP skills and they flip a shit?
You need to learn to lean back and gave a good chuckle, that sounds like laughandmoveon.jpg tier, but you've been sperging for over an hour.
The fact that you got someone mad about their ERP getting criticized is enough, lmao

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>>160764882
Hope the new patch stuff is good doe. :(

How daily oriented is this game? What do you guys do when you login? Would it be good to come back with friends now?