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>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
Previous thread:>>160612326
>he still doesn't grok the Law Of The Honeypot
Who's on the couch right now?
tfw no dotard gf
>>160626940
Kotlguy, Reso, Aui and Bulba
>>160626543
what is up with this pic being posted all the time at the top of the thread?
>win every series against SEA monkeys
>lose every series against human beings
>>160626995
The EPIC maymay is "every day till solo queue"
wings is nothing if they can't memeball
Dotards what's your setup?
I love Soe
>>160626491
EG will win!
>>160626561
pretty frustrated since there is no good dota porn to fap to
>zai is just a young james may
>>160627170
who?
>>160627092
https://e621.net/post/index/1/justmegabenewell%20dota
>>160627047
Soe is cute!
>>160627034
>razer everything
wew
zai is tilted
>>160627196
>he doesn't know one of the best members of the best race - the anglo master race
>>160626995
Nagaposter fighting for our right to solo queue
>>160627206
yeah not opening this link
next 7 will decide which link i will open
>>160627301
fuck off rime
>>160627301
I don't care for reality TV, especially when it's scripted.
literally AFK
Everyday is just another day were I'm wasting my life away. Just playing Dota all day then returning to sleep.
I will never know real experiences and emotions, I will never make true friends. Dota has consumed me.
>>160627292
i felt so bad for him in game one
>>160627326
>>160627030
what does that mean?
that's why this game fucking sucks, you can NEVER pick outside the meta.
same 15 heroes every game xD
>>160627427
That's funny because dota is shit!
deathball....
>>160627427
Myspace shit belongs to /r9k/
>>160627565
It's not banter if it's scripted
>wings has a fucking na`vi courier
kotlguy is such an awesome caster now. I used to hate him
>>160627565
>new superior goodtopgear
wew lad thats some terrible taste
>>160627227
When do you think Soe became aware of how beautiful she is?
Why does KotLguy trigger /d2g/ so much?
>>160627672
Navi.Shadow confirmed!
>>160627683
i think he means gt top gear
>>160627770
Because he's handsome
>>160627683
knew i'd snag at least one yuro assblasted about a superior production
sorry your region is shit and tries to get rid of the few good things it once had
>>160626935
>if EG wins its not a honeypot
>if EG loses its a honeypot
>>160627770
nothing I love robots, wish we had a robot hero desu
CHINA DOWN
dumb pokeNEETs
what was wings thinking there?
>OD is useless, just buy a BKB, lol
-d2g 1 month ago
How many of the EG players were born in NA?
>>160627978
blogfag
why is this Razor building sny aka the undisputed worst item in dota
>>160627972
only Universe
>naga doesn't song the rosh
>songs to save himself
wings is tilted
>>160628034
but thats mask of madness anon
>>160627395
>rime is the only anglo on d2g
>>160627972
>eg starts winning
>europe begins claiming them as EU
like clockwork lads
>EG playing
>people reply to lebanon
>>160627978
it's called volume
how new are you?
>>160627170
>>160627301
>from one of the most respected TV networks in the world to knock off netflix
el
oh
el
what happened to this champ?
>>160628085
Check the thread when they were getting stomped last game
>zai is feeding
>doesn't matter because deathball with an OD can't be stopped
>>160627972
Only Sahil Arora.
>>160628169
icefrog turned her into a slut and forgot about her
>>160628164
>modern BBC
>respected
>>160628169
Picked several times this tournament.
>>160628063
pretty sure he got stun into banished into balanced od 500 damage + no mana ult
>>160628250
why didn't he do it before ogre stunned him?
>>160628206
>Support deaths matter
>>160628164
is that thorin?
>linkens blink void
>sny lance razor
how is wings even going to kill a single hero?
>>160628276
Hey, 30 years ago was pretty good.
advanced magina farming
>>160628393
fuck off starcrump
lodasphere
have eg managed to tilt wings
ebin chrono
wings threw this game lmao
Uh, dotards? I thought you said wings was GOOD??
>THE LODASPHERE
WEW HAVEN'T SEEN THAT ONE IN A WHILE
>>160628315
he was winding up on the highground but they had a ward you mong
>eg going out of honeypot mode for a game
Is Shadow possibly THE worst carry in the pro scene?
poor ehome men
>>160628239
>>160628276
are you kidding? yanks and non europeans love that shit, they literally think anything British is sophisticated
you could show them Citizen Khan and they'd gobble it up
>>160628327
who
>80% of the game is up to the draft alone
>Whether a team is going to win or lose can be predicted with 90% accuracy on just the draft alone
>And people say dota is a good game
Can somebody explain this to me, dotards?
>>160628467
can't throw what you never had
Alright /d2g/, what's Wings' win condition?
>>160628636
Winning game 3.
>>160628606
wings is the best team in the world. They just gave a freebie to test their own limits
>>160628636
winning next game
>>160627371
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuTSw0jn1NA
>>160628580
i dont know what youre on but everything british is almost universally considered degenerate garbage. probably the only exception is dr who
>>160628591
stupid anime poster
>>160628636
>doubting Wings
>Manta+bf antimage illusions push waves slower than manta+diffusal jugg illusions
Dotards?
BEST TEMPO CONTROLLER THIS WORD HAS EVER FUCKING SEEN
>>160628636
>tfw no female heroes to grab by the pussy
Wings has no chance
>Reso and Aui flaming Bulba for leaving DC for EG
lel
>>160628780
naga siren
>>160628591
>game results can be predicted from team skill
what a shit game man
>pick razor
>lose
waow
>le unbeatable chinks
USA USA USA USA
>utility OD does more damage than rtz AM that has 2x the farm
OD Gentlemen
gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
/d2g/
blown
the
fuck
out
!!
>>160628756
>battlefury gives no cleave and 0 damage to illusions
>diffusal gives stats to illusions
wow that one really burned out my brain
>>160628820
The draft isn't skill. It's countering and RNG.
The actual "skill" that goes on in the actual game barely makes up for shit when you've already won or lost based on how good your draft was.
>Wings draft
>>160628756
AM doesnt have a Daedalus-tier passive crit
>ti winners cant make the razor meme work
>Pick Razor
>Lose game
WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT
>>160628703
planet earth
>2nd picking a razor
>picking ET at all
our lad is doing it
chink slayer
>this third game literally decides who will be a double ti winner
sends biochemical electrical signals through my neurons desu
>Can they hear us?
Aui obviously referring to the in-game which can't.
then KotlGuy instantly says "Yes Twitch can hear us"
How detached are BTS adminstration? They don't even care about the in-game audio yet they sold tickets for it
>get veno ulted
>team mate chronos you
So like, 80% of games this tournament are won/lost on draft
og vs eg tonite??
>I'm telling you, just kick Moon and sub me in and you'll win the major!
wings aren't as good as we thought they were are they?
>>160628979
og vs wings is tomorrow
how od you even pronounce kotlguy
i've never heard anyone say his name
>and then we threw.
lol
Throwers 4Head
>>160629068
kotl of the light guy
>>160629068
kottle guy
>>160629031
HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT?
>>160629068
kaw TUHL guy
>>160629068
coo-teal gay
>>160629068
kotlguy
>>160629068
Keeper-of-the-kottle-of-the-light-"guy"
what if wings lose this next game?
>>160629050
They're the best team in the world but for whatever reason they decided to memedraft a chrono splitter lineup and EG just played around it too well.
>>160629068
Caw toll geye
What if void aghs delayed the damage for void+allies inside chrono until it ends?
>>160629192
MURI
>>160629192
It's all over.
>>160629192
they will
>You can win games with 3-2-5 midlane
Fuck this garbo patch
Wisdom patch when?
>>160629192
would be funni and wuroshitposters would have some new material once vp beats eg
>>160629192
EG vs OG, NA vs EU shitposting
then if EG win, its the sequel to the cold war
>>160629124
you think sam sosale can be stopped? lmao
>>160629108
>>160629123
>>160629141
>>160629152
>>160629178
>>160629189
>>160629262
Thank you for the data archive. It will be uploaded in the next cloud sync,
>>160629192
nothing happens
wings got last place at manila major and they still came back and won ti6. the very essence of their style is being volatile and haphazard.
国外的话只关心了EG的阵容,如果RTZ不去的话简直就是强无敌,但RTZ不是不厉害,是这人有毒,去哪哪开始崩,具体能有多强也就说不清了
When do our guys Complexity play?
what if void aghs stopped time for anyone inside the chrono in real life
>>160629068
It's pronounced "John Connor"
>>160629050
they memed too hard for 1 game...
>wings draft 3 teamfight ults and lose all teamfights
>lose to an OD deathball
>game barely reaches the mid game before it's over
nice deathball meta
>>160629305
>Zai_0102
does this mean you have at least 102 zai pics?
WHY ISNT PPD CASTING DURING AN EG GAME
What do you guys call these champs again?
reminder that wings are going to memedraft a victory against eg then stomp vp
>>160629494
Well yeah no shit, it's called tilting.
>>160629494
>>>/baidu/
>easy deathball for EG to win free fights for AM
Nice balanced game.
I just love how d2g loves stompy boring games.
DC vs Wings game 2 was fun but I suppose you like these stomps more right?
>>160629647
>give AM uncontested farm for 15 minutes
>have tons of setups for chrono
>lose
Deathball meta is back
Looks like ti4 never ended
>dropping aui for fugged and the fat asian
what a life
>>160629621
>we learn from shows
>konichiwa
heh
>>160629589
starting to think KOTLGuy is unironically the best caster/host in pro dota
>>160629621
Isn't Nyan cat a western meme?
>>160629714
non-stomps are shit
we want to shitpost hard and fast with no change in direction
>deathball is back
yeah im out fuck this game
>>160629615
>champs
those are two pictures of the same "hero" faggit
6.81=6.88f
prove me wrong. It's the same early gg
KOTLguy is a decent host
>brings everyone into the conversation
>good at calling plays and summarising action
>notices little things in metas/builds of heroes
>knows a lot about individual players
>actually fairly witty every now and then
>asks others opinions/plays devils advocate
>brings up stuff about the rest of cast for banter/interesting knowledge
anyone else agree?
>if EG deathballs it's okay
Nice job dofags. Nice fucking job
I want to watch good games. Not fucking boring stomps. We want longer games that we can enjoy.
I fucking hate Bulba so much.
keep posting those youngjamesmays
>>160629769
Well he was programmed that way
>Bulba starts coaching DC
>They lose
bulba sounds so fucking GAY
>people saying Deathball is back
>based on a game where an AM never died and got a 14 minute Bf
That's just a really good AM game
>>160629841
Yes but he can't do much about deathball meta. And he can't complain because his country team EG is doing it.
>>160629841
Unironically yes. I probably have Stockholm syndrome though so it's not saying much
>>160629765
you're full of shit.
>>160629947
balanced OD did more than AM that game with sanity
>>160629964
>deathball meta
what the fuck does that even mean?
>>160629841
kotlguy is okay as a host but he is absolutely the WORST caster i have ever heard.
>tfw you almost fuck up and shitpost on wifi
>>160630046
llamadownunder
>>160629990
i am not though
Do anyone else really enjoy kotlguy
>>160629902
Y A M E S
>Ring of Health is a broken item conceptually because it gives you a shit-ton of health regen - Bulba
>>160630014
they mean snowball but with more deathes
>>160629923
he just like cancer
>>160630014
group up after laning and end the game before a midgame
>>160630046
why so? what makes him so bad?
who is better?
you guys have gone too far into memes. this isn't fun anymore. please improve the quality of posting.
>>160630014
nobody has any idea. they just keep repeating it to be cool
I HATE BULBA
I HATE HIM
WHY IS HE ON THE PANEL
WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT HIS OPINION ON ANYTHING
WHY CAN'T BE SPEAK LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING
FUCK THIS SHIT, MAN
SOMEONE KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER ALREADY, PLEASE
>>160630085
There's only 300 images in the soe imgur album, no way do you have more than that
>>160630086
Yes but I hate deathballs
>>160630085
show me
>>160630135
The duality of posts are very important to this community.
damn bulba's posture is top notch
>>160630156
I'm already cool, I just repeat shit to annoy other people.
>>160630167
Calm down libtard.
anyone else really enkoying this kotlguy commentary? he's very pleasing. i'm been enkoying the summit with him and will be watching the summit again next time.
>this zaiposter
post the album
>>160630014
Apparently when a team wins laning stage and goes on to win before late game
>>160630135
then fix the deathball stomps
>>160630167
no bully
>>160630156
Is this the most obvious bait itt?
>>160630014
it's what you spam in d2g so others will recognize that you have crippling autism and don't accidentally take you seriously
>You draft nice and balanced thinking about the lategame and midgame as well as early game
>enemy team just deathballs out of control before your team does
Nice balance
>>160630204
>>160630183
>>160630252
i said i'd make an album when i find the motivation
are our boys going to win? I have faith
alright so who will win this?
team with most replies AND REASONING i'll bet £500 on and post slip
>>160630131
kotlguy's problem is that he has the game understanding of a 3k player and tries to give analysis which ends up being completely terrible
he needs to just do play-by-play like tobi or odpixel and not override his more knowledgeable co-casters with his shitty opinions
>>160630321
>as well as early game
>AM is 2-0-0 and has a BF at 14 min.
False
I sure hope valve is watching this stream and invites Kotlguy to the major
>go to bed
>wake up
>suddenly DEATHBALL posting everywhere
What?
>>160630354
fuck off
>>160630354
sure right after you post the slip from last game
>>160630347
show me your folders faggot
>>160630354
Wings
because rtc
>>160630406
We finally have a name for stompy boring dota
>tfw ball of death
wow, my boy "kotlguy" is performing extremely well. hope he's invited to the next big tournament !
>>160630406
>suddenly DEATHBALL
deathball meta in a nutshell
>Luna Warlock and Shadow Demon incoming
Yeah Wings has this.
That shit is cancer.
>jewish pros are drafting deathball heroes
DEFEND THIS VALVE DRONES
>>160630406
EG won because AM had a typical AM game and farmed out of control to the point that Wings couldn't win any team fights by 30 minutes.
>>160630452
my computer is not in english, no way i'm showing you anything
why does rubrick do the sassy black lady head moves
>>160630549
Yea that sounds like a classic deathball to me, been happening a lot this summit
one might say we are in a deathball meta
>>160630580
parkinson's and/or autism
>>160630525
you don't deathballer than that
>>160630580
Spellstealer
WHO GONNA WIN THIS?
>>160630486
his performance is within the predicted model with a 0.5% variance
why no1 pick shadow demon now?
>>160630623
Typically when no-one contests an AM's farm, the AM tends to win between minute 30 and 40.
How do memepush/memefight sub 30 minute cucks enjoy these games?
>Those tiny as fuck water bottles
JUST BUY THEM FULL SIZED WATER BOTTLES YOU JEWISH FUCK
>>160630525
LOL
>>160630525
>picking the strongest heroes is cancer
Why do you even watch pro dota if you hate the idea of playing to win?
>>160630549
>leaving out wings meming hard during the draft and letting AM freefarm
i want yuros and chink lovers to leave
You thought you were safe?
You thought my patch was over?
hoho haha now
>wings trying to undeathball this cancer with a hoho haha throwback to entertaining doter
based
>arteezy water nigger
oh boy
sniper tips?
>>160630748
I like good AM games. Normal death balls are boring tho
I prefer EG here, but wings will win on skill
BASED kotlguy
>that wings lineup
EG is fucked.
Mods are asleep! Post Gustav!
>EG draft no team fights but win team fights anyway because they deathball first
Heh
>>160630919
does deathball require skill
>>160629902
>>160629769
he's like 30 or something
>>160630840
Pretty neat that Sniper has snuck back in in the last month or so
>NAtards coming out of their hiding place now that they won one game
reminder that everyone is going to lose to VP anyway
>for sure
Just morph my shit up
>hes dead for sure
>morphs into more health and sneaks away
le water niger
>>160630554
>not in english
>"our boys"
Are there really Europeans and 3rd world shitters out there that unironically root for an NA team?
>morphling
why is this acceptable?
inb4 gid gud
>>160630970
30 what
>dead for sure
SHIIIIEEEET
oh shit wings not like this... I want kunkka to win
>>160630046
fuck off Maut
>level 1 battlehunger
>>160631036
yes
>tfw zai gets first blood
>>160631192
>tfw finding myself actually wanting Wings to win despite being american
man what happened to me
here comes the deathball
>>160631250
did you vote for hillary anon
>>160631084
32 years old
I guess robots don't age like humans though
>EG stomp early
>still lose to chink overlords
Digits will it
>0-5 4mins in
GET ME OUT OF THIS DEATHBALL META
>>160631250
you want sniper to win
>>160631293
EG is balling into death
>>160631250
liberalism is a disease
If EG can end before axe gets a blink they might have this.
>>160631192
>we
I don't like this reddit meme.
who the FUCK is talking
batman is fucking bullshit
>>160631417
Kotlguy Bulba Fogged KoreanBBQ
>Zai switching gears in decider matches
This guy is so fucking clutch
EG is abusing the snowball mechanics using the memefighting. The combo is called deathball
>>160631503
who the FUCK is koreanBBQ and why is he allowed on a mic
he sounds like he's about to die
>>160631417
kbbq, hes the translator for EE
>Wings literally lost the early game because of level 1 battle hunger
kek
>>160631417
coo-tell guy
bulba thouhg
based fogged who can not be blamed or faulted
the chinese/english interpreter
WINGS need to call gg. The deathball is almost there
looks like EG has deathballed it
has kotlguy gotten even worse than usual? You would think he had some progress
le balanced water mangggg
>chrono into blademail
Is he going to be ok?
Fogged sounds like a 55 year old librarian on the verge of lung cancer
JUST TP OUT
WINGS GETTING DUMPSTERED
>d2g on complete suicide watch
>Wings
what the fuck happened
no really what the fuck are they doing
im commin for ya
>>160631693
ti curse
>>160631681
that's the translator numbnuts
>>160631645
>deathballed it
>Not one time has 4 of them been together to push or fight
Wings just crumbled in every lane
deathball in motion and /d2g/ defends this dogshit balance
>>160631662
>>160631547
thats bulba that sounds like a faggot
>>160627503
I think it means when you queue solo in ranked you can only play with an against other solo players. As opposed to playing with stacks or against them.
People are really really really underestimating the amount of damage wings will put out in team fight.
>>160631662
this is what I'm saying. morph is not balansed at all.
>deathball literally lets tier2 teams beat wings
What THE FUCK
FIRST VP
AND NOW THIS?
ICEFROG
>shadow is good
wonder what the 'lag meant by this
WINGS DEATHBALLING NOW
>>160631760
ROFL im saving this
>>160631738
they're about to deathball.
maybe sniper can stop them
HAHAHAH
MEMEBACK TIME
>MFW MURRISHITS THOUGHT WINGS WAS LOSING
Sumail should have killed the luna he knew he was dead regardless. Watch EG throw by doing stupid shit like this and giving them memeback gold.
>>160631758
But anon, this is literally the most balanced patch we've ever had!!!
Look at how many unique heroes we're seeing get picked! Just ignore the fact that the teams who actually pick weirdly like that actually lose :^)
>WINGS abusing deathball strats
>reverse deathball
"He didnt have a way to use the rock, but they game him a way to use the rock. So the rock was useful."
Bulba needs to leave
>>160631693
in this particular case they are actually warming up the literal deathball. no meme. they're gonna go as 5 when they have golems and eclipse up, or whenever because they're wings, and EG will have a hard time keeping up despite being ahead on the board
>Be Chinese
>Get lung cancer
>>160631932
the deathball was too strong
Doesnt eclipse still not work on rubick?
why do people say numbers after killing rosh
>rancid swine cunts in the background talking so loud that you can hear them over the announcers
fuck OFFFFFFF STUPID WHORES FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
>Wings has superior teamfight
How do they even lose that
>>160632031
didn't even catch this
that's the result of their awful garbage trash cities and nation
>>160632070
nobody has any idea. they just keep repeating it to be cool
>>160632070
its the time rosh died and/or the time the next rosh spawns (rosh spawns in an interval so its like 10:20 - 12:20)
how do i make it so that f1 centers on my hero after 1 press
>>160632067
Rubick just used it and it worked.
>>160632070
NUMBERS
NUMBERS
NUMBERS
>>160632083
how long have you been NEET anon
confirmed: if punished misery hadn't btfod EG at TI EG would have been the first team to win two years in a row
Hey dotards, how does it feel being the most sexist gaming community in the world?
>don't get oracle
>lose
wings is a meme team
>>160632070
it's a tribute to john numbers, destroyer of transexuals and mediocre speed runners
>>160632291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Zilur7z7TQ
>>160632291
good
games are already shitty enough with shitskins in there
we dont need women with their inferiority in there too
>eg letting this go to mid game
This already guarantees they will be attempting to rax around 30 maybe even 40 and then good luck going uphill against that shit.
>>160632291
feels good
>>160632291
>eve
>not 0%
Yeah, no, that's bullshit.
>>160632260
EG would have matched better vs Wings
DC is to TI6
as VG was to TI4
Kryptonite to everyone but the winners, who win easily.
Wings picked Techies vs DC in the grand finals, one year too late for that shit
>>160632291
it's a complex game, women wouldn't get it.
They need to stick to candy crush
Who is the greatest esports caster of all time (from any game)?
>>160632291
>in order of descending intelligence required to play
>in order of descending male population
really makes you think
>>160632291
>WoW
>39% female
There is absolutely no way that is true, I would bet my life and anything I own on it.
>bulba sewing the seeds of deceit within wings
truly the greatest assassin of our time
no one is safe
>Now EG are winning it isn't a honey pot any more.
>>160632442
ayesee
>>160632442
ODPixel
>dodging spells by just giving up on life
top kek
>>160632415
is that you, zaiposter?
if wings loses im unironically blaming bulba
>sniper peeps some kills using assasinnate
support sniper is legit
>>160632494
>100k prize pool
it's a honeypot no matter who is winning
>>160632449
>assassins creed takes more intelligence to play than gran turismo
>gta on top
>league of babies on top
>>160632468
wow is basically a social facebook game
bet most female players dont even play just sit around afk using it as a messenger
>>160632521
it's obvious
>>160632442
tasteless and artosis desu
>Wings are good
-d2g
>d2g thought America could lose to smelly gooks
>>160632442
Unironically Tobi. The combination of hype, his accent, and being able to constantly talk is perfect. Even including professional sports casters, he is still the best.
i want to zaipost
>>160632485
>>160632550
I wasn't listening, what did he do?
1. Wings.
2. VP.
3. OG.
4. EG.
These are the top 4 best teams right now.
>>160632608
together they are the perfect caster combo but separate neither of them are that impressive
>deathball is a forced meme
-/d2g/
>>160632705
>>160632705
you will get people upset
>>160632638
never
>>160632763
it exists
>>160632442
Tobi
Tastosis if you count duos
>>160632751
>vp
>og
>not just a one tourny fluke
>>160632669
Maybe not among ALL sports casters, but overwhelmingly the best in Dota and definitely the best in esports.
nice RNG lulz
have they done it?
have eg made dota 2 great again?
>TI champs
>falling for the honeypot tourneys
LOL
>>160632751
>OG at #2
>>160632947
Sup retard?
Hahahahaha wait
do Americucks ACTUALLY believe Wings give a shit about this meaningless honeypot lan?
LOL!!! THAT'S EVEN MORE PATHETIC THAN ELECTING TRUMP AS YOUR PRESIDENT!
>kotlguy displaying emotion at that omni
ACHTUNG
ACHTUNG
PROGRAMMING ERROR DETECTED
>people mention tasteless artosis
>immediately get depressed because I remember they'll never ever abandon sc and cast dota
why did you do this to me lads
>>160632867
What I'd give to have Ray Hudson commentate Dota
>>160632823
>>160632608
Tastosis only count if they are casting group stages in Korea. Once they get in front of any sort of crowd they go tryhard and it isn't fun anymore. It also doesn't count if you're looking at anything in the past few years because Tasteless is simply embarrassing now.
>>160632978
LOL!!1!
>>160632978
r-r-r-ight guys? Fuck off you cuckold faggot.
>OG is good
>VP is good
ANIME = BTFO
CHINKS = BTFO
USA USA USA
>>160633057
GEEEEEEEEEEEEE GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>you'll never relive the first 2 gsls
>>160632978
no real teams give a shit about this meaningless honeypot lan you mongoloid. only shitters like VP are bringing their a-game to try and win a sub 50k 1st prize.
feels good man
fuck queuing us east
EU is the way to get mmr
perus are way worse than russians
>>160633029
Or Jim Ross
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rACo1SclpdM
>>160633057
>Tasteless is simply embarrassing now.
>tfw everyone that's worked at GSL at some point has moved on to casting bigger and better games except for Tasteless
rip
Kobe from LoL is pretty great desu once you get past his valley girl accent.
>>160633285
We were talking about actual sports commentators anon, not entertainment commentators
>>160633230
>move to cuck servers to play cuck heroes
typical eui also see that high skill shit
>>160633293
>doa and wolf casting lol
>khaldor casting heroes of the shit
not all of them
Goddamn, EG are so good now that they don't have PPD and Fear dragging them down
>>160633293
whats artosis doing
>>160633423
He probably casts some hearthstone occasionally. He still is with Tasteless in whatever few SC2 tournaments there are these days.
>>160633397
HOW THE FUCK HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BASED PICTURE BEFORE
>>160633390
i would MUCH rather cast lel and hots over SC2 desu
>>160633194
I'm indian and I support trump
>>160633529
have you seen this
>>160633547
gas station indian or feather indian
>>160633583
>first pic is two based people
>second pick is one based person and a manlet muslim
ugh
>Half of eclipse hitting literally nothing
wew
luna is so bad without shadow demon
wings are garbage.
Why do I ever put my faith in tilting chinks?
>sufail
>>160633532
lol can be nice as a stable job but hots has been on life support forever
>Unlock the unique Oni Genji Skin, Spray, and Portrait by taking part in the Nexus Challenge. Just complete 15 matches with a friend in Heroes of the Storm™ to get your Overwatch in-game items!
>>160633532
you have a point
good ol land of the free
>sufail
>sufail
>good
>Sumail singlehandedly throwing the game
im still remember yesterday got one anon say
NA dun throw
Honestly i think EG's window just closed.
DONT THROW REEEE
>EG play passive as fuck even when they have aegis and a huge advantage
>Start feeding
>Probably going to lose now
What is this C9?
>>160633397
>>160633583
remember when artour wasnt a sad little fucboi andhad a good stream
>EG stop deathballing in deathball meta
why?
>>160632428
there is more women in sc kretin
>>160633341
Pro Wrestling is a real sport, you idiot. It's professional.
>>160633532
hots is dedder than sc2.
blizzard has resorted to giving away overwatch skins to reward people for playing that trash game.
EG can only throw this if rtc dies 2 times for free
>>160633854
>was World Wrestling Federation
>now World Wrestling Entertainment
They are professional entertainers anon
>Wings deathballing the wrong way and lets EG take rosh
>>160633849
trannies are not women senpai
>>160633640
>Hating on literally the rightest guy in the scene
uh doturds?
>Luna without SD.
complete garbage lel.
>that arteezy bm morphing
alright this was a stomp but idk how anyone can say arteezy is trash
>le unbeatable chinks
WINGS
TI
6
CHAMPS
lulz chinks are out. Pathetic
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lmao murifats trying really hard at a literally honeypot lan
sad tbqh
where are the
>na is bad
shitposters
DOUBTING
>Draft Luna
>with no Shadow Demon
>Draft Warlock
>With no Aghs Mirana
uhuh
uhuh
ok
:i_understand:
rtz's fucking waveform reaction to the axe blink was insane
WHAT NOW. APOLOGIZE
>Americucks will be happy to pull out all the stops to beat the best team in the world playing at 50% in a meaningless honeypot lan
Can't make this shit up folks.
>*single handedly dismantles wings*
THEY DID IT!
>>160634061
He actually made a lot of misplays and had a lot of advantages. Honestly his fuck ups could have cost the game, just got lucky wings misplayed harder.
>It's not a honeypot when EG win.
>its a TI champions looks like shit a few months later year
>eg showing strats in honeypot lan
i guess they gave up on the major and its single elim bracket
>from TI5 champs to celebrating 100k dollaridoo honeypot tourneys
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
KOTLBOT IS MALFUNCTIONING
>trump becomes president
>eg defeat wings
MAKE
>>160634097
same place the honeypot posters are
>>160634095
*teleports behind u*
Say that shit again punk
>1 CIS team
>1 EU team
>1 NA team
>>160634129
so this is why they call him the team destoryer....
>eg getting honeypotted
come back peter
>Honeypot lan
wow its fucking nothing, wings didn't even TRY
>>160634095
>>160634124
you are SO fucking mad rn
>yurocucks
>Thirdies
rtz went deathless in the last 2 games of the series
>Sumail will be deported back to Bumfuckistan in your lifetime
BaSeD
>>160634132
hes 12-0 anon, granted its morph but still
>>160634271
MAGA
42k is yours best honeypot team
Sheever gained a lot of weight.
>>160634104
>sumail hands
>he does not belong to The United States Of America -- The Greatest Nation The World Has Ever Seen
how did eg do
how did they honeypot a hero onto fucking wings
>>160634317
Shes 18 right?
>>160634317
That outfit is not age appropriate.
>>160634132
Lmao stop bandwagoning dude he played better than anyone else, same level as universe
>America going to win the Summit
>America going to win the Major
yuropoors and chinks are you even trying?
>>160634423
the honeypot drafts are working
>bulba joins bts
what happens
>>160634430
she's legal in the blue states
>tfw you remember the last time EG met VP in the summit
Are they going to play Mafia tonight?
>>160634508
>rtz winning a major or TI
>>160634508
by yuropoors are you incuding EGs two best players?
anymore games tonite?
Are there any cuties playing mafia?
>>160634578
trump won the election
anything can happen in 2016
>>160634573
I hope not.
>>160634508
>EG winning TI or even a Major when they blow all their strats in meaningless honeypot lans
kek
>>160634713
>they were picking veno the entire time
>>160634630
is that the sjw doctor?
>muh deathball
>>160634797
>cry about sexism
>show off those thighs whenever she's on screen
She knows what she's doing.
>tfw nobody else posts 'zeks
>>160634797
>sjw
>>160634972
>cry about sexism
what did she do?
>>160634797
>doctor
?
>>160635127
she's got degrees man
>>160634972
>mfw
>>160635059
she's a sjw that cries about muh rape etc
>>160635127
she's a doctor that teaches patients how to walk again after accidents, i forgot how its called
>>160634972
Its like sjws arent self hating sluts
>>160635059
She has a blog about sjw shit.
what am I watching mates
>>160635218
>>160635221
?
i hope the gulag remembers that _only_ people with either a PhD or an MD are doctors.
>>160635221
>she's a doctor that teaches patients how to walk again after accidents, i forgot how its called
urologist
>>160634846
>>160634984
>no one on /lit/ is impressed with your commonplace meme
>come post it on /d2g/ instead
what's next? pictures of dfw?
>>160635228
The ultimate degree of laughter.
wtf is wrong with bts right now
>>160634176
>let morph farm is a super sekret strat
Kay.
>>160635282
>not having a doctorate in women's studies
C'mon Anon, is the current year.
>>160635228
When or where was this?
>>160635228
I wish i could hear the context of what was going on here.
It kind of looked like baldie got triggered and the golem had a liberal bliss overload moment and ejaculated into his fucking liberal shorts and had to promptly excuse himself to clean up
who /f91w/ here?
>>160635282
i think she has one, it's on her twitter if you have it
>>160635289
kek
>>160635491
>>160635459
The Town. Didn't watch any of it because it was stupid but there are autists who don't have friends here and made webms about it including Nahaz' meltdown.
>>160635491
it was basically a won game of mafia but shane was being fucking retarded
>>160635537
>it isn't enough for me to simply have a fedora on my head
>i require one on my wrist as well
>>160635221
physical therapist
rehabilitation
learn some english thirdie
>>160635631
>THERAPIST
>DOCTORS
the gulag
trhe dota 2 gulag
the most retarded isphit retarded fucking dunning kruger worthless cunt collective the internet has ever seen
yes i go ta bit mad
neck yourselves violently
>>160635573
what
>>160635587
>>160635689
my english is not perfect but you got the point
>>160635741
>he doesn't know that watch is a shibboleth of neckbeard retards
>literally taking fashion advice from /g/
>>160635784
A
FUCKING
THIRDIE
>it's ESL hour on the 'lag
>>160635803
You forgot your ebin golden face my man
hello my friends does anyone have that weebum of sheever's feet
i only need it ironically haha!~
>>160635803
>be american
>only speak english
>laugh at others making efforts to communicate with you
huuh..really makes you think
good night neighbors
WHAT
WENTRIGHT????
>he is a linguistic cuckold forced to trash his worthless mother tongue and forsake his heritage in exchange for the ability to communicate with any community of importance or size
>>160635803
I don't go on /g/
quit baiting me
reee
>>160636168
>doesn't go on /g/
>wears /g/ shibboleths
?
>>160636105
>monolinguals this desperate to make their shortcomings feel okay
can someone post the Hammer=Dropped shit
i need it for reasons
>>160636010
being american requires a good enough grip on spanish to tell wetbacks to fuck off when they start talking to each other in another language in front of you, at least in most states.
and dont even start trying to make heads or tails of niggerspeak, the only thing worse is trying to comprehend the irish
>>160636221
>1991
>4chan
?
Where is our boy slacks?
>>160636323
well at least we're not forced to learn english because of invasion
>>160636302
>Not watching Ayesee
HAMMER = DROPPED
SABRES = RATTLED
ISSUE = FORCED
ANKLES=WET
PUSH = TP REACTED
DAY = LATE
DOLLAR = SHORT
THOUGHT = BETTER
HAND = COOKIE JAR
BUTT = SLAPPED
SKILL = CONNECTED
MUSCLES = FLEXED
WELCOME = OVERSTAYED
WORK = GONE TO
FIGHT = COMMITTED TO
SPOT = ON
GOLD = INFUSED
WICKETS = SPLIT
DAY = AT THE END
>If Ayesee casted TI2
>"THE BAGLES ARE STORMING THE RIVER
>NA'VI ARE ABOUT TO BECOME BREAD STICKS IF THEY DON'T REALIZE WHAT IS GOING ON
>DARKSYLL SHHHH STOP TALKING ABOUT NAGA COUNTERS
>BLACK HOLLEEEEEE
>THE WEASELS WERE TURNED INTO RATTLESNAKES
>DENDI DROPS THE HAMMER TO THE PEDAL ON THE METAL OYOYOYOYOY OPAPOPA OYOYOYOY
>DENDI
>DENDI
>DENDI
>IG WERE A DAY LATE A DOLLAR SHORT WITH THAT SMOKE"
Tobi:
>THERE'S YOUR RP
>NOW LODER, HE HAS HIS MJOLLNIAH UP AND RUNNING, BUT WITH HIS TEAM ON THE SIDELINES AND DENDI >HAS THE GHEM TO TAKE A CRACK AT DEWARDING, AND YEAH, EASIEST DEWARDING OF HIS LIFE EVEN WITH >THE CUDDLE BLAST AND THAT?S ALL SHE WROTE
>IT'S A DISASTAH
>WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR LIVES?
BTS studio:
>Oh boy, oh gee, I'm so happy all the time, what do you think Godz, great RP catching 4, right?
>Most people don't know this, LD, but Chinese usually only catch 5 with their RPs. What do you think Lumi?
>Jeshus, I mean, ushually you'd eshpectrf some more pashienss from s4, but yeah, pfllrtbrbrtbtt, they're playing OUT OF THEIR MINDSH
The GD Studio:
>Where's my whisky? You bloody bastards, stop wanking to Soe on 4chan. God dammit, Bruno explain the lanes.
>So, we'll have the Benomancer on the eassy lane, and we're using Ogre Magi because we have no Jakiro. I'm going to repeat it. BENOMANCER. Draskyll?
>I mean, Jakiro is not THAT important of a hero, by any strech of the imagination. I'm not saying he's THAT good, too. It's just that he's pretty much average in most ways, and ends up just being a medium hero over all. Who do you think will be in mid, Weppas, Mag or Puck?
>... Yeah
>>160636504
a plane crash landed onto of his head
>>160636615
>implying you arent
america is an extremely imperialist country no matter what anybody tells you and youve apparently never heard of the british empire
>>160636252
>know multiple languages
>could post your sentence in the language you feel most comfortable with
>still forced to try and post in english since no one would bother to translate and would just shitpost for you to post in english
>>160634541
Joindota becomes the number one studio
>>160636840
In english sites, I use english
In other language sites, I use other languages while you as a monolingual have 0 access.
Anymore games tonight???
>>160636361
>1991
>2016
just stop dude
the only reason you're wearing that watch is for the old school terrorist points
>>160636840
the only boards youre supposed to post languages that arent english are /int/ and /trv/ but i wouldnt expect a 12yo to read the rules
>>160637019
>websites other than 4chan
>>160636840
i can't shitpost in anything but english, i would otherwise
I love how this place is just shitpost power hour 24/7
eosin is a big deal you guys
>>160637613
Can't help it
>play seriously
>get ddos'd with lag spikes
what is up 'turds
>>160637779
didn't that guy get arrested
'lag
>>160637836
hi eosin
>>160637873
thats korok
>>160637836
My family are going to be knocking on the door to visit and stay in the guest room and couch in less than five minutes but I've got the urge to jerk off, and not just any jerking off a nice long edging jerk off that will satisfy me.
>>160636853
>nose piercing
>those "i'm still a fucking child" shoes
Dropped.
>>160637974
HELP I CAN HEAR THEIR FOOTSTEPS ON THE PATH TO THE FRONT DOOR
>>160637957
Greater Bash
>>160637974
>tfw forgot puck and vipers were heros that exist
>>160636010
This Dane guy is so obvious. I'm pretty sure Charlie already has him on his kill list.
>>160638162
i love you america
>>160638162
but Don Draper is literally consumed with thoughts of that character, hes just doing his "phsst, nothing presonel" thing
>this fucking curryfag
oh fuck my sides
>>160638650
Images like that are not made by people who have actually watched the show anon, it should be obvious by now.
>>160638664
His voice is so stereotypical it hurts.
morning 'tards
>>160638664
>>160638764
isn't he production or something literally whats the point in getting quotas if they're not in the camera for reddit
>>160638650
that character also cut his nipple off and then got sent to the looney bin
checkm8 yurop
charlie wants to kill himself
fuicking they're doing mafia agian i missed it
whatd i miss
>give Arteezy a real carry hero
>win
Really makes you think
>>160639173
Seriously, I feel sorry for him.
Seve is actually playing a damn good Mafia. Grant is being Mafia Grant and Charlie's noticed.
>>160639234
Charlie Wants to Win for the Town but DesignatedShittingStreets and TriggeredWhores won't let him.
>>160639254
Morph is imba
can someone post that trans girl with wide shoulders
>>160639254
I missed it, whod he win with?
>trans
>girl
>>160639990
https://www.dotabuff.com/esports/series/162384
>>160639982
sarina valentina
Is that thing on the couch a girl or a guy?
what a fun community of coposting memers and jovialposters the gulag is
>>160640020
oopsie
she literally looked like a girl if it werent for her shoulders
i've been away for about 8 months and i'm just getting back into the game. i'm having the 3k problem where i dominate with bristleback or some shit and then my team won't push with me to end early and eventually the other teams 4 carries come online and we get steamrolled
what are some heroes (any role) that don't fall off hard but don't need to afk farm for 35 minutes? i need to basically be able to take objectives at all points of the game
>she will never order you to sleep in her manly dyke voice
Feels terrific man
>>160640153
nyahooo
>>160640087
wow thanks doturd!
>w<
can I get some Drow tips?
Why is Charlie so good?
>>160640468
Build a bunch of AGI while your ranged mid carries the game.
>>160640468
right click enemy
do not stand beside enemy if possible
>>160640591
Dane and Grant are actually so fucking obvious. Last time he gave out his list Charlier thought Seve was still town, though I think he's getting onto him after that vote.
Really though Charlie is so damn good. I've watched The Town 1 and 2 and his reads are like 90% hits. If I were town I'd follow him every time and proudly lose to him if he turned out to be mafia.
why so dead, 'turds?
is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.
>>160640468
keep distance
>>160631337
>1337
>>160641126
still cute
>Charlie so sick of these retards he throws
lmfao.
this game is fucking 10/10
>poo in the loo
>merlini
>2x retards
>black
>cant decide if male or female
>>160641645
>>2x retards
they're probably the most normie in the game
Big Deal Spotted
>>160641645
Call Seve retarded all you want but I think he's done pretty well.
>>160641645
>>cant decide if male or female
WHO?
POO IN LOO HARD GAYMEN
>>160641890
between indian and medic guy
When's the patch? Gettin kind of bored.
>be Seve
>don't advance game
>don't care about game
>sweating
>scratching neck
>adjusting glasses
how can this man be so scum and people just want to lynch the girl
these people are a bunch of faggots. fuck this. i'm watching goat eu hub mafia vods
>>160642003
BECAUSE THIS PATCH IS HERE SINCE APRIL!!!!!! AND RETARDS FUCKING EAT THAT SHIT FROM ICEFROGS HAND.
When mirana aghs was introduced that was the big patch. After that ONLY FUCKING NUMBER CHANGES - NERFS/BUFFS
NERF THE ILUSIONS+SD, FIX CENTAUR ETC.
THERE WAS NOT A MAJOR PATCH FOR 7 FUCKING MONTHS
>>160642216
valvebro here
hat sales are up so we have no interest in messing with the status quo
keep getting goyed by compendiums and battle passes btw, makes our jobs easier
so what's the consensus on le team faceless?
good or good because lmao seamonkeys
>>160642471
3spooky5me
>poo in loo just wanted to get rid of the chick
is he our guy
Guys anyone knows if the blind boxes are still rigged?
They literally just killed the fucking medic. Even Merlini who called the vote simply to see who was mafia is dumbfounded at how retarded they are.
we basicaly play 6.87 version from april 25.
http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Game_Versions
just fucking check. Was there a major change???? even 6.88 was super DOGSHIT, just number changes. OFC THIS PATCH IS BORING
HOW CAN SHE SLAP
blind boxes from we love fine, im sorry i forgot to add that >>160642565
wait when did black get here I was in the toilet
Can Seve carry this?
Pudge is for pussies.
Real men pick Clockwerk when they want to hook people in Dota 2.
>Pudge pulls enemies away so he and his team can gang up on them.
>Clockwerk dives right in like the absolute madman that he is, and then starts a cage match with 1 or more enemies.
>>160626491
how did Our Guys defeat the chinese menace today?
>>160642737
Seriously, was Black always here?
I never noticed him in the game before now. Was he even talking at all?
>>160642745
He's already won basically. Black and CurryNigger are fighting each other, Merlini is flip flopping between those two, and Seve is sitting back comfortable with Merlini in his pocket.
>>160642745
i have no idea how he's getting away with this
is it the arms??
>>160642757
Why are asians the only good dota mafia players?
>>160642576
because valve balance team found the most "balanced" patch thanks to the memeback.
Icefrog died a long time ago , and its not in charge of the game anymore.
Dont expect any major changes or reworks anymore.
Game will stay like this forever. and every patch will be based around this.
This game is cancer sometimes man. I have no desire to offlane, mid or carry.
But the only role left is support which is only fun if you are winning. So what the fuck do you if you are losing and playing support?
What can even be done? The game is built around cores. Everyone else is just fodder. Kind of shitty.
Also, why do so many powerful items happen to be agility? Like how is manta a "balanced" item? The shit it allows is atrocious.
>>160642870
they're souless chinks who aren't manipulated by emotion
I'm quite sure I'm just untalented at dota.
I'm barely 6k MMR playing only support, but after talking to a lot of players who are like 6.5k-7.5k MMR, I've realized that a lot of them are so much worse than me at the game in terms of knowledge and meta/draft understanding, but they all play objectively better than me. Not even in terms of mechanics, they just possess the intuitive understanding of how to properly make in-game decisions that I don't. These guys are better at dota than me without even trying.
>be 5k
>some rando 3k friends me from custom game because I carried him
>weeks later he invites me to party queue
>few seconds into the queue he tells me hes gonna pick meepo and that I need to pick sven earthshaker or wyvern
>itstime.jpg
>game starts instant lock wisp and mark the offlane
>buy wards and courier so he doesn't instantly throw a shitfit
>game goes on for a bit
>just wander into their jungle for like a minute
>walk back to lane
>die
>"can you please not feed the sven or we gonna lose, please i can carry us"
>tp back to lane
>die again
>continue for ten minutes
>everyone ingame is losing their shit "omg 5k acc buyer"
>accidently miss all my relocate saves and feed more
>literally buy dragon lance phase boots and no one fucking notices
>guy is losing his shit unfriends me and asks me how im on his friend list
>goes on rant how he wishes he could mind control the 4 players on his team
>finish game and get conduct summary with 4 reports from 4 parties
reminder dota is about making the nine other players mad
classic Merloobi throw
>rtz has never loss a summit
Wow. I always thought Merlini was decent but he literally just sat there the entire game, got pocketed by Seve, and then won the game for Seve by tunnel visioning on Black.
Jesus christ.
kotlguy has some moves for a robot
That video is why the Dota 2 scene needs black people in it. Just look at any fighting game scene (Smash). You'd never see that cringe shit.
>>160643186
yea charlie is the only one who is good
bonnie is decent too
some are good at mafia but that's more because they're so bad as town that no one knows that they're mafia
>>160643403
yea agreed
*dabs*
>fighting game scene
>(Smash)
>>160643403
>just look at any fighting game scene
FGS is 100% cringe and 200% fringe. Somehow fgs has become more niche than autist shit like dota.
The only thing black people should be in is a prison.
>>160643646
so my tax dollars can go toward them?
>black "people"
>>160643541
Smash is to the fighting scene what LoL is to the moba scene.
>>160626491
>get put into low priority over one match while on a win streak
>clear low priority with 100% win rate
>proceed to get nothing but 1v9 monkey clown shows and go on a 5 loss streak in ranked
they really, really don't make shadowpooling subtle anymore.
>tfw playing offlane and the enemy sits their memeing at you and shit acting all superior and shitThen you 17/5/20 them into oblivion
>>160643875
>shadowpooling
There is literally a goodboy score metric now shit lord.
>>160643964
man this art is shit
>dominate mid
>buy only detection
>save lanes
>win the fucking game literally on the strength of your back
>0 commends
>not even a fucking thank you
>they just chimp at each other all game
I really need to find a team to play with.
>>160632669
i enjoy the fact that tubbi is literally insane and kinda just owns it, best dotes caster hands down
Tobi is the last ray of sunlight in this dark void
>>160644078
>i need to find people who will appreciate my dota skills
you need to fix your priorities
If your waifu offered to fuck you but it meant simultaneously getting spitroasted by two big guys, would you accept the offer?
>>160632669
epic hype haha
you're a child if you get entertained by this sort of stuff
>>160644283
so my waifu turns into a big guy & is fucking me?
>>160644283
Hell fucking yes
>>160644564
Your penis is thrusting in and out of the vagina of your waifu. 1 extra guy comes in and starts facefucking you. Another extra guy comes in and starts ravaging your butthole.
>>160644332
>you're a child if you enjoy intense expression of emotion in video games
>wanting serious casts for serious people
Fedora as fuck
Kill yourself my man
>>160644653
Where's the downside?
>make a post
>get a couple (You)s 3 hours later
Ummm, Dotards?
>>160644770
cringe
>>160644845
>>160644653
exactly
I'm on the hunt for girlcock to suck anyways
what you're proposing is just skipping a couple steps anyways
>>160643541
>the only /v/ approved fighting game
>bad
baka
>>160646071
its a party game
Pit Lord is literally free wins: the hero.
GUYS IM AT THE SUMMIT HOUSE AS A TECH AND FLUFF JUST BROKE IN WITH A GUN ALL I HEAR ARE SCREAMS
>>160646071
desu If I was approved by /v/ I would do my best to hide that fact
>>160647013
>new hero to Dota2babbies
>surprised why only a few know how to counter him
>>160647018
>ld creating a mini holocaust of his fellow peers to start a kickstarter or someshit
that could actually happen
>>160647205
LD is our literal guy. He would never do something like that.
>>160647527
>kill a good portion of all the shit casters that collect a free paycheck every few months
yea i'd do that
>very high skill games
>still filled with literal retards
Jesus christ this rating system must be on a curve.
>>160647205
>all according to keikaku
>>160647750
the trench literally never ends
even in pro games
>>160647013
he is countered by split pushing heroes
>>160647965
>he can literally tp globally twice if he has boots of travel
>someone countered by split push
?
>>160648143
>takes 1 million seconds
>get there, what now cause 1 million sec cast time
>>160648143
So? A useless np? wew
>>160647965
>split pushing in deathball meta
wew lad basically asking to lose
>>160642876
>>160642880
>>160642956
these posts make me sad
ALERT
redditspy reporting in, honeypot is being stolen by reddit
alert over
>>160648690
>he doesnt know /d2g/ is reddit heaven
all the cool redditors come here for the freshest memes ;)
>>160648896
honeypot is almost two years old tho
>>160648690
>bath rider
>>160648956
would it be weird if i bought that
i still like taking baths
>>160640468
Going dragon lance first item is not always the correct choice.
>>160646071
He didnt imply its bad he implied its not a fighting game
>/v/irgins
How tf do I play enchantress
>>160648946
Where is the fucking time going
>>160649193
6 mangos
Right click people.
>>160642956
This is bait.
Name one (uno) AGI hero whose core items shouldn't be treads-yasha-dragon lance.
Go on, I'll wait.
When will the meta shifter return?
The god of int-carries?
The ender of cancer?
>>160649687
antimage jugg mirana pl venge riki bh ursa gyro lonedruid naga troll ember bloodseeker veno facelessvoid pa clinkz brood weaver spectre slark arcwarden
>>160649687
BH
Slark
Venge
AM
Clinkz
Brood
Ember
LD
Nyx
Veno
Ursa
What is morphling in terms of strength? Is he a GOOD hero or meh? I started playing him recently and I win almost every game, he's so fucking fun and good
>mfw i play morphling
im just not gonna complete this dumb all hero quest huh
enchantress is too fucking hard
>>160650056
hes a garbo hero
start playing pl the goodmorph
dotards?
>>160650236ye?
>>160649502
Why is it bait? Because it'll start the discussion on whether it's possible for people to be "talented" at dota?
There's no other explanation for how players like Zai and Sumail are able to play at the top level at the age of 14.
>>160650141
pl is for autists that got bullied in school
>>160650056
He's one of the best carries in this patch. His biggest weakness is that he struggles to comeback if he has a poor laning stage.
>>160649714
The international Dota arts shit stain?
>>160648946
just a year
it started last year when it was being forced
>Reddit stealing all our memes
>>160642880
I made a new account after getting rid of my old one. I play support because if I don't we'll end up with 5 cores and everyone averages 350gpm or something.
And woopee-fucking-doo, I play support and we get 4 cores anyway where the offlane is a dual hard carry and both of their games are ruined by each other, or we get a jungler and either one or two cores on the team get no more farm since it's all taken, or mid gets no roaming supp so it's really up to them to take care of themselves, and safelane is often times a 1k player who doesn't understand wave equil or takes unsafe farm while I'm stacking and pulling, or leaving to ward.
Solo support is extra fucking shit if the enemy have invis heroes, people who have shit mechanics and game sense drop down even further to a level where it shouldn't be legal for them to leave their house without a helmet on.
Playing this game is torture.
>>160651274
>stealing
More like recycling some 10 year old shit ((((we))))) don't even care about anymore
>>160651274
good
when this shithole eventually dies after the next TI once and and for all, someone must continue our shitposting legacy
>>160650141
>goodmorph
in what way are morphling and PL even remotely similar? besides being agi the only things im seeing are that they both have magic nukes and they both can gapclose
>>160651842
Who would play PL in this Sand King/Timber/aoe everything fucking dies meta?
>>160651842
the playstyles are very similar just that morph gets to be far more aggressive
I was joking but I'm theorycrafting going full morphPL by rushing an eblade and a bunch of agi items or some shit. PL is such a shit hero tho so I'm still not sure how to make it work
>tfw no semem demen gf
does anyone have the vp summit family photo
I can't stop thinking about her guys....
DEAD
>>160652845
And it's only gonna get more dead until the patch AT THE END OF DECEMBER
sunsfan's slut is streaming
>>160653552
literally who
>>160653598
sajedene
I'm sorry dude, I'm trying to liven up the general
>>160653552
nice I needed a fap before bed
>>160653552
Thanks for the heads up m8.