Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General /xivg/

ada bp

i'm dead

>>160522650
I wish I was dead

4th for elk

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnIBMNhor4g

elk is ded

elk is ugly as fuck irl

>>160522724
are there any race/gender combos u wouldnt fug

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I want to marry an elezen~!

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>>160522748
i've sealed him away like bahamut until he needs to be reawakened.

>>160522892
why did you leave soft felix

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I'm buying the game today. Give advice.

>>160522935
with serys as fc lead why would anybody stay

>>160523007
Be my sprout gf

>>160523007
you seem like a massive faggot, you will fit in great with your generic, slut catgirl

>>160523093
But I'm a dude anon.

>>160523007
read tooltips, read your skills, follow the meteor quests. remember where your class hall is. Don't roll on a dead server unless you're gonna pay up and transfer into Balmung because you're a degenerate

Who else is looking forward to having a comfy day?

>noriko already rewebbing kiss
>now ywn kiss the dissem
NORIKO MAKOTO

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f'telor catboys cummies POST!!

>>160523007
Play male au ra.

>>160523160
No. You're a pretty princess and my gf. Ok?

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>>160523007
read your tooltips, don't roll on a dead server, say you're new, do hall of the novice, do msq, have fun

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Which is the best housing area and why is it Lavender Beds?

>>160523007
Don't.

>>160523179
Is Balmung the Moonguard of this game?
>>160523253
That's gay.

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>>160523203
catboy cummies?!

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>>160522935
I just never really spoke to anyone. Not their fault, it wasn't like I was putting much effort in myself.
I'm still carrying around all my bedroom items in my inventory from leaving, it's taking up like 30 slots

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dead

>>160523320
Yes it is and no its not. Will you be my sprout bf them?

>>160523369
post sneeze

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thread claimed for elves by elves

>>160523201
Does this mean Taylor can be my bf (male)?

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>waiting for the one special person to log on

Who are you waiting for /xivg/?

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>>160523430
That's even gayer.

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>>160523335

>>160523481
Put some clothes on, you're making the rest of us look bad

>>160523529
It's not gay at all. I'm a pretty princess and your gf?

>>160523537
full picture

I beg you

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Gordon Ramsay would have my fucking head if he saw how many of these bullshit meals I've cocked up.

>>160522598
Ouch anon.
It's the darker shade of lipstick isn't it? gdi.

>>160523526
i wait for them to log in each day and it makes me happy seeing them around it's just too bad they won't ever aknowledge me most likely

>>160523629
the biggest shit in this picture is your character, shitlander
fuck off

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>>160523526
Waiting until later because I made my special person upset at me this week.

>>160523629
Cease this, grown man

>>160523629
Gordon Ramsay would have your head if he saw you post then delete this in the old thread, blondie.

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>crafting and realizing this is still on the wall
I'm amazed they kept it.

>>160523612
Nah they call me K.G. Soloman 5000 for a reason anon.

>>160523660
no, the lack of pants

>>160523701
Probably.

>>160523708
'no'

>>160523007
Use my referral code! You get some nice items to help out with your leveling.
Put R8NX493P in the mog station.

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>>160522870
>ywn have a chest that large
>ywn show off your character's glorious curves with swimsuits

S-so this is what true despair feels like..

Mado's asshole contracted and expanded as the log of shit slithered out of his anus

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hello

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>>160523274
No legion of potatoes under foot.
No dancers mewling for gil constantly.
No grunting roegadyn pushing rocks around.
It's pretty comfy.
The lighting fuckups on placed objects vs house objects aside.

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>>160523007
early dungeons are shit but they get better later
be social, end game is a lot easier with a network of friends
don't be afraid to skip cutscenes, you can watch them all in the Inn later and theres shit loads of them
voice acted cutscenes are generally the ones worth watching
balmung is the erp server but its locked unless you pay 18$ to transfer
damage indicators on the ground register at the time the indicator on the ground disappears, or at the end of the cast. not the animation (with a few exceptions)
get a chocobo mount around level 20 when you choose a grand company (out of 3 factions)
pvp sucks dont bother unless you hate yourself and love 30 minute queues

>>160523526
well I'm waiting for my husbando to wake up
but I have him on steam anyway

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>>160523526
im an awful person so its not like they will want to play with me anyways

>>160523871
They're the Hyuran default pants! I like them, they work with the cowboy/cowgirl look.
Also ZR is a must.

>>160523979
who is this

>>160523919
hiya squid friend

>>160524062
it doesn't matter

>>160523516
He can be your webster (spider)
He tried to web Noriko, not knowing that Noriko is the queen of webweavers. He's since learned his lesson, and looking for a new place to build his web around.

>>160523905
>ywn be casually smothered as they lean over you while sitting together.
>prodding them to watch them jiggle back into place.
Despair indeed.

>>160524103
yes it does because i want to help

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>>160523818
Most likely.

>>160523537
the fuck is wrong with that nose

>>160523526
My boytoy~

>>160524150
He can build his web around me...

>>160523852
Jack black is not funny. Im having second thoughts about you.

post perfectly pliable midlanders prepped for pumping!

>>160524230
Saeha "Brucie" Mugen...

>>160524196
stop posting your shitty character

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>>160523526
>waiting for a response to my message.
>A day later.

Reminder this pretend sprout is actually a lala main thirsty for attention.

>>160523526
I've been waiting for them to drop me so I can go die already.

>>160524274
holy shit this

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>>160523905
>wanting a chest that big
Do you want back problems?

>>160524045
Hyuran default pants is a skirt
That is Hempen Pantalettes which is underwear

>>160524150
Are they still eb'd?

>>160524318
Got any pics of his main?

>>160524230
Arachne Eve was a mistake

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>>160524092
what's up

>>160524092
nothing much, playing pokemon
how about you?

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>>160524239
Works everytime.

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>>160524393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp7eSUU9oy8

>>160524350
I just thought they were short shorts, I guess they're kinda under-garment-ish.
The skirt clashes with so much that I don't think i've used it in many glams...
Ah well back to the drawing board I guess.

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>>160524241

>>160523704
>When yours stops doing anything with you other than maybe 1 or 2 sentences every few days now

>>160524393
Why did you break up with Aranea

>>160524393
why did you hurt aranea

>>160523704
>when yours calls you a psychopath and deletes his character

>>160524393
>goes back to slutposting right after dumping aranyea
scum

>>160524507
I'm a degenerate I only care about myself etc etc

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>>160523526
I have to wait for them to come home from work/wake up. Because stupid time zones ;_;

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>>160523526
My friend's alt...

She'll transfer soon, I know it!

>>160524179
you can't
and i wouldnt post name

How long do relationships here usually last?
Seems like 95% are less than a week.
Did Amber and Kiss have the longest relationship here? They were together for like 3 months right?

>>160524274
>>160524338
Why in God's name are you so mad?

>>160524673
me and elk have been dating since birth

>>160524748
Elk, we've been over this, you can't date yourself. It's not possible.

>>160524465
Thats a fire pepe yo. I hope you roll on my server so we can at least be friends. But i wont tell you which server that is.

>>160524673
There are a few that lasted over 6 months

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>>160524486
For short shorts your best options are:
Scion Healer set from the Mogstation
Lady's Knickers (the Scion Healer ones are the black ones basically)
Expeditioner's Pantalettes which are like leather short shorts that are dyeable (pictured)

I can post a picture of the other ones if you want !

>>160524648
post where you are in game and ill come to you and we can talk and be friends

>>160524487
No. Meria is pure. Don't talk about her like that.

>>160524885
it's from her twitter

>just used a fanta to reduce bust size and darken skin tone a couple shades
Fucking kill me.

are female miqote doms in bed?

>>160524673
The average cycle for non ebins seems to be about 2-3 months. Just around the time that people stop being novel/ people fall back into their old habits and stop accommodating the relationship with everything they have.
Ebins how ever have this autistic tendency to either go all out and drive each other into that late marriage state of "i'm tired of you shit" at mach speed.

post pumplanders!

>>160524954
I meant in response to the pumping part. Don't sexualize Meria, she's pure.

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>>160524564
>>160524572
yea I'm scum idc though

>>160525079
why did you breakup with girlcockscales

>>160525018
There are some.

>>160525079
>god tier
>aranea
Betting on Noriko next.

>>160525079
You don't care about being a disgusting person? Quite sad senpai

>>160524865
I've got the lady's Knickers from the heavens turn event or one other one, but they seem like spandex/sheer. I wanted ones that look actually clothy and not like yoga pants.
Which ones are those? they're pretty good.
>TFW I saw a WHM males AF shorts
I've never wanted to be a dude so bad..

>>160524875
im not online anymore

>>160525162
>>160525227
>>160525281
wee woo wee woo wee woo
did someone call a waambulance?

>>160525309
The one in the screenshot is Expeditioner's Pantalettes they should be super cheap on the market board!

>>160525309
Maybe not exactly what you want but the Valerian Shaman Smalls are nice.

>>160525431
>Breaking someone's heart is to be considered taken as a joke

Not something to joke about senpai

>>160525432
>Pictured
duh-doy, sorry anon. And thank you for the fashion assistance, i'll go take a gander.
Knowing that these were undergarments explains why some of the degenerate LS mates kept laughing at me standing around.

>>160525443
I'll take a look, are those level locked? i'm still trying to reach 60.

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>tfw this is just one of your 3 retainers for glamour equipment storage (with half of a 4th for weapons)

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>>160525530
>thinking any of these grown man relationships are to be taken serious.

>>160524673
Relationships from here fail because one of the people, usually the one whos been around longer, get bored of the other and leave them for someone they consider better. The cycle repeats on and on.

>>160525530
I don't need to joke about it. It's already a joke.

>neo neo ebin drama hour, shitposting themselves into relevancy

zzzzzzzz, someone change the channel

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>>160525606
They're dungeon gear for healers. Level 53 or 55 or something like that.

Not dyeable sadly.

>>160523668
post their initials...

>>160525816
Valerian Shaman stuff is level 60. It all drops from Fractal/Neverreap

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>>160525674
We need help.

>>160525834
i wouldn't just because they don't strike me like the kind of person that would appreciate this kind of thing

>>160525816
Those are pretty small

>>160525816
Oh cool that looks pretty much like the pantlettes but with a little less openness on the thighs, thanks anon. Black is good enough not to clash with much.

>>160523668
/pet
pinch their cheeks and get their attention!

>mom lets you have ham AND turkey
fuck yes guys this day is gonna be good

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>>160524673
A year and a half give or take a month for me
One year for the one before him

>>160526184
Turkey sucks, red meat is better.

>>160524673
1+ year for now. We'll see how long it lasts.

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>>160526242
>>160526313
>long term commitment.
This is my fetish.

>>160526360
Yeah well it all comes to an end anyway.

>>160524673
Hanna & Zettai have been together for months

>>160526360
>tfw keep stepping into short-lived relationships in search of a single long lasting one that'll make up for all the disappointments.
It's so much more difficult to deal with being single when you've already experienced one or several other proper relationships that live past the initial spark of getting together.

>>160525072
I'm going to sit on her naked while she's afk and you can't stop me :')

Need recommendations for dab pen

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>>160525974
Please send help!

And I know that there is junk in all of them but it's because I'M RUNNING OUT OF ROOM AGAIN

>>160526705
Gross. Why would you do that? She's really nice and pure. Don't turn her into some fetishized plaything.

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>>160525281
Yeah I don't care

>>160525227
I don't even know who that is

If people are looking for an actual reason it's cause I only care about myself

>>160526853
I bet you don't even use a tenth of that stuff with any kind of regularity. I used to be in the same situation but I've gotten rid of about half of my stuff over the past couple months. You can get a shitload of seals from cleaning them out.

>>160527006
The sad thing is I already cleaned it out and only kept the stuff I would actually use

I capped on seals like 4 times over

>>160526884
Why even pretend that you give a shit about someone when you get with them if you only "care about yourself"

It's legit fucked up to lead people on like that

>>160526184
what happened to the chicken...

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>>160526472
well, everything ends eventually, but i'd rather enjoy the journey with a person I can trust an enjoy some mutual growth with than be limited to this feeling of getting to know people just enough to miss them when they leave.

>>160526631
Yeah I was ruined like that, enjoyed it so much and for so long that I became used to just being able to talk, having to go back to that "feel each other out without making yourself completely vulnerable" thing sucks.

>>160526705
Try me, motherfucker

>>160527210
i realized i could have created a rift in reality if i was to get that crazy

>>160527197
lmao cryyyyy about it faggot

>>160526884
Is Evie a Megu alt?

>>160527412
should have gone with chicken and turkey then.

birds of a feather flock together.

>>160527197
Evies taking everyone on a ruse cruise and it's working lmao

Looking for c@s to fuq this weekend.

Show fangs, moonies of xivg

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>neo neo neo ebins still trying to shitpost themselves into relevancy

>>160524885
>>160525072
>>160526854
>>160527327
Meria's basement-dwelling whiteknights to the rescue once more. Stop pining over damaged goods already.

>>160527764
>Show fangs
Sounds like a Zanpakuto Release.

>>160527895
I'm a woman.

>>160528059
EB me qt!!!

>>160527985
Equal opportunity thirst. She's damaged goods, get over it and find a nice girlfriend to not tell your parents about.

>>160528159
Nope, they are taken !

>>160528059
What happened to your twin?

>>160527985
sure you are Hotaru

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>>160526360
The thing I love about long term relationships, is that sometimes you guys can still be friends afterwards
Like, I've been friends with one for like 8 years or so and we're even in the same static rn

>>160528213
>guys stop being friends with meria she gets hit
>victim shaming a nice person because she gets the shit beaten out of her

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>>160528159
im sorry im trapped in a box

>>160528232
i unno

>shitposting about one of the nicest people in this shithole because she's a girl and stacy totally should've gone with me to prom
bitter virgins

is there ANY successful xivg relationship?

don't even mention f'telor-proci, she keeps him out of pity

>>160528376
I love this post.

>>160528476
Stratos and Lily.

>>160528476
No not really

>>160528476
Renko x Mari x Balmung.

>>160528476
K'is and Quentin

>>160528313
The way you word it, it seems as if it's still going on. She has loads of friends online who theoretically know her contact info, right? Why hasn't anyone called the authorities on her abuser? Why hasn't she left them? I get that abuse victims blame themselves a lot of the time and are in a different head space, but her friends really should be doing something about this.

>>160528476
Guffy and Liora, they pretend they aren't dating to keep thread drama away

>>160528476
me and elk have sex at least 4 times a week for the last 3 years

For some reason all the screenshots I take end up super blurry and pixelated. I have my Graphic settings to High Desktop and the resolution is custom, no idea what I am doing wrong.
Help?

>>160528558
kek

join my new static we're raiding rum tonight

>>160528587
inb4 it turns out Meria wasn't abused and is just an attention whore who took it too far, like Sera

>>160528476
Isn't Pashua and grumpy cat going for a while?
Also there was MochaC@ and that elezen.
How do you determine "successful"?

>>160528587
believe it or not, in some communities it's perfectly normal to beat the shit out of your kids to educate them

>people saying evie hurt aranea
so we are going to forget that at one point in time they were a webmaster and cucked their EB to extinction
its probably softshitters

>>160528587
because she's a fucking adult and she wouldn't want to live away from her family, her own words
this shithole wouldn't even know about this shit if her ex best friend hotaru maru hadn't fucking told everyone

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>>160528716
shiit

>>160528856
People generally don't like getting a taste of their own medicine

>>160528716
I'm going to go in solo.

>>160528910
Can you just not talk about this here. Thanks.

>>160528637
Two things, check the screen shot quality setting, try changing it between JPG and PNG.
Also try moving the screenshots to a different folder sometimes the default XIV screenshot folder acts goofy.
Do you have an example?

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>we're neo neo neo neo ebins, totally relevant catshits, listen to our relationship discussions, blahblahblahhhhhh

>>160528856
>Evie going after Bun and Aranea
It makes sense now kek

>>160529094
There shouldn't be any noticeable image degradation between jpg and png. You're going from source to image.

>>160529071
Hi, Meria. Leave your abusive environment. Your family might mean a lot to you, but it really doesn't outweigh physical and mental abuse. Choosing to be in that environment isn't healthy.

what's a good sweetfx preset?
tried a couple and they were both oversaturated shit with an orange filter over everything

>>160529094
I think I figured it out, having depth of field on gave even the characters a weird fuzzy look.
Thanks though!

>>160529329
shut the fuck up lance

summerford farm was forever lonely

>>160529589
I'm sorry I meant for you to take a date there. I don't have a character on your servers so I can't actually take you on one there

>>160529534
Nope. Good try.

>>160528587
because it's all made up so she gets attention
>has access to the world wide web
>does nothing even if she said multiple times she was mentally and physically abused

you guys are idiots for trusting her

>>160528716
Sol...

>>160529589
You wanna go there on balmung later?

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>>160529687
That was not me.

>>160529589
>Always want to take my EB and really close friend to comfy places
>EB fucks off to do hunts instead
>Friend fucks off to idle at FC house

>>160529685
Wow it's like you don't know how abuse works. It wouldn't be a problem if everyone could just walk away.

How do I into 50-60 as a DRK?

>>160529685
>"B-but VICTIM SHAMING"

Let's theorize that the abuse is real. I'm honestly surprised as hell that there aren't more people trying to call the authorities. Even if Meria tells her friends not to, they should do it anyways for her safety's sake. Allowing a friend's abuse to continue when something can be done about it is disgusting.

More likely, she's faking it and has dug herself too deep to get out clean.

>>160529947
Have a shit time until 56, then everything becomes great.

>>160529685
lmao you're a fucking idiot most abuse victims don't actively seek or even want help especially if they've experienced it from ca young age
it's called stockholm syndrome aka battered wife syndrome

>>160530036
I'm at 55 now and this has taken me over a month,

>>160529291
Shouldn't but when I had it set to save as PNG it was working fine for me, but when I had it set to save as JPG someitmes i'd get this green bar along the bottom third of the image. This all being done from within the client, not steam/puush ect.

>>160529370
Oh! yeah that'd do it, good find!

>>160530036
what happens at 56?

>>160529841
feelsbad
>>160529653
rip, it's ok
>>160529761
maybe, I might try to do something, not sure

>>160529185
kys idiot

>>160530005
S T O P TALKING ABOUT IT

>>160528527
Lily post

>le generic cat #243243234 avatar fagging
>I like lewds xDDDD
Goes to show how dead the game is.

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>>160530150
You get the single best tank AoE in the game, next to Salted Earth.

>>160530205
Don't reply to it, retard, people post here just for (You)s at times, so don't give them what they're after

>>160528527
>he doesn't know

>>160530005
it's literally this, but you will keep getting idiots that believe this because of her pure and innocent act

>sera is totally a neet girl!
>vjera is totally a findom tranny!
>meria is totally an abused shut-in!

i don't understand how people keep eating this shit up

>>160530351
oh i thought it was easier to level at 56

>>160529816
Did you... did you already get your loot...

>>160530351
>>160530351
okay but what do you do to get to 50-56 and onward

>all this meria shitposting
>ippiki shows up out of nowhere to act like he's not doing it
Really makes you think

>>160528856
said ex-EB quit the game in favor of Legion and is still playing that, he had plans on breaking up the static a good while before that because they were simply getting bored with XIV.

No cuckening has happened until after Alice immediatelly removed and blocked Ara off any sort of media over a shitpost on here because making new friends = dating apparently.

Convenient situation for them to be honest, marking Aranea as a piece of shit was only a bonus. But that's just the variant of the whole story nobody wants you to know.

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>>160530707
really makes ur wheels turn

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I find the lack of feisty pale moonie to bully and torture extremely displeasing.
Torment will only be the start at this point.

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>>160530325
I got you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sABmg1o1JMA

>>160530351
Gotcha!
Ippikipek was caught!

>>160530707
Really fires those neurons

>>160530820
No it doesn't. Ippiki is a thirsty balding pervert, Meria is crying wolf because she gets validation from all the attention, and anon is an asshole. Hotaru is also a shitstain. These are and always will be truths.

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>>160530662
What was your question again?

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>>160530701
On even levels, spam potd, 1-10 and 11-20 is fine since you get gear levels, once you're around +30 do 51-60

On odd levels, do your relevant dungeon for chain bonus, you'll get instant queues as a tank.

If you need a couple thousand to level, make sure to do your Clan Hunts, the Rank 2/3s are good exp

>>160530707
>hitler drank water
>i drink water
fuck..... caught........

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>wake up
>feeling good on a wednesday
>super bland and average day thus far
>be reminded of something
>day now ruined by sadness
Anyone want to let me cry into their ultrachest?
;_;

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KIENASAI!

>>160531065
Wish you were like the way you used to be.

>>160531060
>hitler drank water
That's some pretty intimate information for a supposedly innocent man.

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>>160531017
oh...

>>160530794
Ok Aranea

>>160530707
We've been shitposting about Meria ALL DAY.

>>160531221
What way was that, shortman?

>>160531060
Your comparison doesn't even make sense. How do you stay perpetually buttblasted at anyone that speaks ill of you or refused your advances?

>>160531065
could you stop posting about that abomination of a tranny
thanks

>>160531065
{/pet}

>>160531356
Seems like everyone else seems to stay perpetually buttblasted instead of him

>>160531463
>everyone is crazy but me argument
Okay ippiki

>>160531463
ok ippiki

>>160530824
Mayhaps you did not receive my mail?

>>160531540
sounds like fwha

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>>160531349
whats this

>>160531640
They both have vowels in their name. Coincidence?

>>160531364
>implying I'm posting about an "abomination of a tranny"
Micro mini shortvan...

>>160531713
Please stop talking about your sentient toaster oven. Thank you.

>>160531660
>M.S.
:thinking:

>>160531660
OwO
>>160531760
Sorry...

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Owo what's this?

>>160531836
You are cooler now Kiss.

>>160531559
If this is silk and scream, I did not, Murphys law struck and I ended up busy. Would you be so kind as to resend a contact?
As a note, put a return address, this account can't be sent from. [email protected]

anyone else just really tired of seeing grown man characters

Did Kiss and Amber break up?

>>160532054
Protip: They aren't all grown men

>>160532054
i got tired 2 years ago but newfags keep dragging it on

>>160532056
They can't let Evie x Aranea get any (You)s.

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>>160532054
Yeah, grown man characters are shit.

>>160532054
define grown man characters

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>>160532054
is my character a grown man character

>>160531660
Who is MS?

>>160532054
are female cats, au ra and midlanders the grown man characters

>>160532192
Did you and Amber erp? What was that like?

>>160532296
MACHO MAN RANNNNNNNNNNNNNNDY SAVAGE OHHHHHHH YAAAAAAAAA

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>>160532291
no it's just a shit character

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>>160532224

>>160531660
>yours truly
name drop

>>160532291
>same autistic expressions no matter what emotes you use (or don't use)
>looks like a down syndrome kid
>speshul snoflek

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>>160532454
shut u fuckin mouth u mother fuck ng cunt twat wank

>>160532525
cute squid 2016

>>160532525
If you touch him, will he fall to pieces? Would you welcome his company on Christmas Day?

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*cue music*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqJRnD5HuZw

>>160532525
>speshul snoflek
Pretty sure all this advocacy of "normal"-looking characters is turning the tables, and the special snowflakes will actually be you.

>>160530205
She's Swedish, right? If her family is abusing her, call the authorities. You're her friend. They banned that shit in the 70s and there are a number of social services that she can use to put her life back together.

>>160531905
Any luck this time?

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>>160532291
>>160532576
your character always makes me laugh

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Meow

>>160523526
My eb so I can see their reaction to me leaving the FC were both in.

>>160531110
filfy watts

>>160532487
I wish there was a darksouls style mmo but desu grownmen are all that's left in this genre. mmo's are all casual, barbie dress up.

>>160532994
Holy FUCK SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID CAT I'M TRYING TO SLEEP
*throws boot at you and slams window shut*

>>160532781
because it's a big, fat lie

you also likely replied to meria

>>160532994
Can we masturbate together if we become friends? Asking for a friend

>>160533094
RIP Wizardry Online

>>160532994
>comfy in bed under the covers with a bunch of soft, cozy pillows
you'll never know how my blanket warms =w=

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>>160533070
Sounds like he calls you a dog in Japanese. Closest I can mimic it is "gobu ezu inu".
>failed attempt at capturing Low Blow

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58CZcCvwND4&t=0m17s
>when the police show up and you gotta warn the 13 other people living in your studio apartment
See you guys in a couple months.

>>160533239
Why does your friend want you to masturabe together with Emily? Sounds like a good friend.

>>160533239
>tfw you have done this with someone

>>160533547
same

where do the people on faerie gather

>>160533547
making someone else jerk off while you watch is better desu

>>160533619
That sounds dumb. It's like watching porn while not rubbing it.

homosexuals leave

>>160533619
It was on a voice call, no video

>>160533109
Do you want your boot back?
>>160533239
Aww darn, I would have said yes if your friend asked me directly. Now the deals completely off the table.
>>160533360
Just you w8 anon

>>160533046
Noriko...

>>160533941
who?

>>160533740
but im stragight

>>160532896
Yup, responded. You should post the cat as well, I don't think i've seen it yet.

>>160534259
But you still like dicks, what are you a girl?

>>160533615
>faerie

Just look around for faerieroe, I'm pretty sure they're in "Tachi's Maid Cafe" or whatever the fuck it's called

>>160533157
I thought the popular belief was that she didn't hang out here?

>>160534403
no im a guy
im straight
i like dicks
what's hard to understand?

>>160533839
I'll message you in game for it yeah?

>>160534476
>she can't drop her trip to samefag and shitpost

next, someone will reply to me and tell me i'm paranoid

>>160534520
>im straight
>i like dicks
>im a guy
its men like you that HIV is a global problem

what is the point of expert roulette
why does it give xp when you need to be level 60 anyways

>>160534793
It doesn't give exp tho

>>160534793
the point is capping tomes

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>>160533615
I'm usually fucking around in Limsa if I'm not doing roulettes or crafting/gathering.
>>160534471
Yeah, though I'm probably not gonna be in that FC for much longer.

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New FC tag, what do you think?

>>160534958
Which collar is that Highlander wearing?

>>160535147
I'm glad you're embracing your grownman.

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>>160534530
About your boot?

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bepie

>>160535147
change your search info you baka, its been the same for weeks!

>>160535492
zzz

>>160535492
#PoundIt
Be Pie? no no, cream pie. Obv.

>>160535492
beepy?

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peak phys condition baby

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>>160535609
r u sleepy

>>160535759
>peak physical condition from vigorous footjobs all day long

>>160535617
>creampie
>in an asshole
you're the reason its hard for me to find proper creampie videos/pictures

>>160535759
>that
>peak
shit tier genetics

>>160535759
I bet you skip leg day.

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>just want to be friends with everyone
>too inconsistent with my playing times
>worried i'm coming on too strong/autistic
>realized i'm a hypocrite because most of my targets are ebins/lesser-ebins and not other regular folk

what do you call this horrible feeling

>>160535814
yes

>>160535949
then go 2 bed