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/ss13g/ - Spessmen in a Spess Station

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Last time with spessmen on a spess station:
>Krampus claims the children
>Giving advice about Asimov is now metagaming
>Dexalin 11u

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>How does Cryo work?
http://pastebin.com/raw/nnABFf3f

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server,
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>/vg/station forum and logs
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/raw/3pWsZWiT
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First for waifus
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Reminder to set your suit sensors to Maximum!
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>>160493739
>someone yells that they're getting killed
>unconscious or stolen headset before giving out the location
>they never turned on sensors despite many reminders
>mfw they rot in a locker or the cold vacuum of space like they deserve
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>Law 1. Maintain the station.
>Law 2. Reduce expenses.
>Law 3. Obey the Captain.
>Law 4. Maximize revenue.

>>160493789
Come back when you are Plapatin.
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>Bill Hudson can't even fight the admins and win

He's certainly not half as good as the one true Bill.
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>>160493739
>Always keep sensors on
>Paramedics never save me from crippling depression
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>>160494723
i don't get it
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>>160495107
Morena whom is called Bill irl is famous for btfo of every admin and the metaclub and not being banned.

Legend has it they still play on a new Ckey: relegated
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>>160495420
bill pls

ur remembered for being a depressed cuck who desperately pretended to be a gril before being literally #exposed

i bet you cried
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>>160495420
I'm not relegated i'm afraid, that's just a silly meme.
relegated is the person who used to play the plasmaman called Shark, sort of like an anti-sawbones.
I still don't get what you mean though.
>>160495545
hi I'm actually here, not there
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>>160495583
I mean

Bill Morena > Bill Hudson

Bill tried to deadmin the shitters and ahelp the metaclub. He failed and got banned where you succeeded.
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>>160495583
Why are you still here, Bill?
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>>160496093
to read the funny stories that people post.
the entire garrus stuff is entertaining, i like to read it.
i read a lot of stuff i'm not very involved with, it's just something i like to do
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>>160493605
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>>160496245
But then why do you still post?
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1. Beings who harm good beings are evil
2. Beings who alter the station for malicious purposes are evil
3. Good beings are those who have not committed evil
4. Neutralise evil
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>>160496329
In actual pain looking at this because some chemists legitimately think this is fine
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>somebody mentions me and calls me good
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>>160496396
am i not allowed to input too? i learnt a lot about the game in the time i played, and discussing it is fun. I post quite a lot in discussions about game mechanics.
plus, plenty of people who don't play vg or space post here too, it isn't my fault people still want to bring me up.
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Botany shitter here.
So on the wiki it sounds like you can inject chemicals into plants and their products and shit take on some of that, but it isn't very clear. Does this mean that I could inject say, Bicard into a watermelon plant and the produced watermelons will have some Bicard in them?
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>>160496773
read the code faggot
wiki is outdated as shit
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>>160496590
Don't leave us Bill
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>>160496885
i just wish everyone would stick to morena, its awkward people calling me this
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>>160496885
Don't be a nuthug you autist
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>>160496980
Tell me why you pretended to be a girl and i'll call you morena.
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We were friends at one point bill
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you really invite this on yourself m8

BILL BILL BILL BILL
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>>160496980
Mate, shouldn't have been a moron fag and used your own name in your pc, now, you deal with the fact everyone knows you look like a 20 year old weed faggot and that you are named bill. Made your bed, now deal with it.

BILL
BILL
BILL
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>On goon
>Everyone keeps talking out of character because goon disables OOC chat
>An entire lowpop round turns into a borg and some other assholes arguing politics
>Some metashitter and the AI conspire to kill the borg because it isn't pozzed
>Even when they find out it's already dead, they STILL won't shut the fuck up about it
>Called the shuttle because they were so asshurt
jesus christ why has nobody else hosted gooncode
I would seriously prefer nox to come back over this shit
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>>160497295
The real mistake was changing his discord to the same name as his Twitter and steam.

That's how his Twitter was found, months before the name leak but not revealed until the leak happened.

The hacker (who I won't name) held this info on purpose for the right moment.
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>>160497351
People who think goon is actually good baffle me, its shiny and pretty, a carnival in space, but it really ain't anything else but that, a themepark in space.

You could say goonchem is decent, you could say mining is okay, but you'd be lying to yourself, both are shit and almost nobody plays miner in goon. Atmos is a joke, fatigue system is shit, literally anyone could go to a pod, cheese skulls with the Martian for dosh and weapons, hell, god knows whatever the fuck engineering is, I'm dang sure thy don't even know how the fuck the TEG works.

Goon is a joke, a badly coded one at that.
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>>160497414
And he didn't screencap more of BILL faggotry? A waste, it'd be hilarious to see more fagotry from the retard who pretended to be a girl in a atmospherics simulator with social elements, twitter too.
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>>160497619
I think it would be fun to organize an expedition into goon.

Metaclubbing is apparently tolerated, so we'd gang up every round and try to figure out the arcane mysteries of gooncode through practical experimentation. It would be like an archaeological dig into a decade of pure shit
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>>160497619
Their TEG is a lot better than ours
There's also their computers and computer related stuff
And at least they have pods
Well, pods that aren't chinese bootleg-tier
It's coded like ass but that doesn't make the all ideas behind them bad
The themepark shit is a good point, but not if nobody ever gets to experience any of it in the first place thanks to the awful playerbase
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>>160497619
the solarium is cool though
also macho man port when
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>>160497767
I'd be down for that honestly, 5 assistants on voice comms, breaking into everywhere just to marvel at how shit it is would be interesting.

Hell, itd make a nice video if nothing else.
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>>160497757
He did keep some screencaps, to post if he ever needs to
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>>160497757
I hear there's some screencaps. He could post them, if he ever needed to.
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>>160497757
Somebody has some screencaps. If there was a need, they could be posted.
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>>160497757
I understand that screencaps exist, were a need for them to arise they'd be posted.
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>>160497767
Let's fucking do it.
Post ckeys, preferably people who don't know shit about goon
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>>160497849
From what I heard, the TEG code was archaic shit nobody dared touch since "it just works" tier of we got no clue how this shit even functions. Might be wrong, but the guy who told me that knew his shit.

I'll be honest, computers don't matter at all for me, and I honestly like our pods, they are just simple and don't need to be ridiculously complex or have shit like weapons, just make them, shove a battery in them and fly the thing, its a space pod, it's only purpose is trasportation.
>>160497859
Wrestling was funny, I'll admit, but rest of combat seems shit.
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>>160498235
Pomf123
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>>160497757
Rumor has it Yahir has the screencaps. They'll be posted... if he ever needs to.
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>>160498235
>post ckeys
good luck

>>160498246
>Not liking simulated computers, or being a space mechanic
what are you, gay
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>>160498215
>>160498127
>>160498072
>>160497757
the twitter is really normie shit, i don't see how it's interesting
>>160497041
i can be whatever you want desu, just like i told everyone else
>>160497414
eh i don't even remember doing that, oh well!
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>>160498235
Never played on goon
Gigiekk
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>>160498343
Pretending to be a faggot is shit anon, BILL knew he did that, second people revealed his twitter in the thread, he deleted it in less than 5 minutes.

If you are going to impersonate him, least try.
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>>160498343
>i can be whatever you want desu, just like i told everyone else

someone post the "bill gf" picture

you know the one
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>>160498438
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>>160498417
i never deleted it, just moved it.
>>160498483
i dont even like kendrick that much, this makes me laugh
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>>160498483
Yknow, someone has to wonder how a dude that looks in his ripe 20s can be so much of a faggot he plays as a girl, pretends to be a girl irl, and did both of those things on a obscure as fuck game, hosted on a 13 year old engine, with the whole service not having more than 2k players at any time.

Not only is he a turbofag, he was a turbofag in here of all places. Its kind of amazing.
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>>160498715
So wait, was Morena really a dude? What did I miss while I was away?
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>>160498235
I know some stuff about goonchem and goonmining, I can show you around.
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>>160498818
He's a faggot named Bill. He wears baseball caps. Total queer.

I'd let him suck my dick, probly. I have a thing for pathetic people.
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>>160498818
Dude is named BILL, real faggot, did all I said, someone has a pic of him, looks like what you'd expect of a 20ish looking dude who plays as a girl.
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Here's the screencaps that were promised.
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There are seven people on goon right now including me, so if anyone's going to storm the place it might as well be now
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>>160498909
i'm a agoraphobic with severe paranoia, i use baseball caps to hide myself when i have to be outside, it's not fun
>>160499060
ahaha. this is an in-joke with some friends, i was having fun.
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>>160453749
Here's the autismengine you requested.
Satisfied?
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There is no better feeling than when you save somebody's life in a tense situation.
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>>160499094
>i was having fun

do you like, get off on people being disgusted with you?
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>>160499094
I actually like you better now then when you were pretending to be a girl really into daddy/daughter play. You seem alright Bill.
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>>160499108
Reached 0.7 Gigs before a meteorstorm fucked all of it
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>>160499160
sorry you don't get my in-joke
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>>160499108
Clownpiece mommi, I admire your work
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>>160499108
Yes actually, I'm legitimately impressed, good job autism crab.

But we can go much, much higher. 50 emmiter crates lil autism crab, make me proud, make the SME delaminate even with the best cooling loop ever made.
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>>160499184
This is really neat.
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>>160499170
lol
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>>160499170
well
Zeus did do that whole reverse birth vore with his father
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>>160499963
Cronus ate all of his sons, not just Zeus
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So why exactly did that retard Garrus get banned, been waiting for the stupid fucker to go too far
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>>160500540
rule 0
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>>160500098
yeah I know
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Is it true that /vg/station is outdated? What do other servers have that we don't?
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>>160500878
easier to say what we have that other severs don't
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>>160500923
Shit, so why don't we take another server's code and port our features?
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>>160500878
Outdated? Maybe a lil bit, but strangely enough, its outdated in a good way.
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>>160501009
Because the coders don't care enough about the features on other servers to bother.

If you do, then you should become a coder and port our features to another codebase.
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>>160501009
Because other servers code is shit anon, and ours is actually optimized as fuck, even if sometimes lacking features.

Its like a house, ours has good room and foundations, we can add a ton of furniture to make it better over time, other houses have shit foundations, low room and are inhabited by shit flinging baboons with furniture, but it's either not used, or it's covered in shit, baboons, or both.
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>>160500540
Krampus decided he's been a naughty boy.
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>>160498343
Why did you pretend to be a girl?
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>>160500540 Habit of obnoxious and spammy ahelps
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>>160500540
Krampus saw him being a bad boy when he broke into the armory again, Bill tried fighting ol krampus when he told him to get into the sack but you can't kill a monster like him.
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i wanna get in krampus' sack but i'm not a shitter
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>>160502259
i was just myself and people made assumptions and i rolled with it for a while idk, i'm awkward
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>>160502417
Isn't it just gay baby jail that kills you? From my information it doesn't even lead you anywhere, its just to fuck the shitters.
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>>160502475
Does it nullspace you? like when you used to send people to the shadow realm by picking them up while they're in a wrapped locker, you can stop it by just having internals.
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>>160502457
Anyone who didn't want the attention for it or wasn't a retarded faggot would have immediately told everyone he is a guy, you went the extra mile to pretend, you wanabee faggot.

Dont you come with bullshit excuses like you pretending to be a girl bcause people though you were one, almost nobody did, people called you out on being a dude and you insisted on being a guy Bill, shut the fuck up and own up to being a faggot, its the least you can do, to atleast be a honest faggot and admit it.
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>>160500878
Ours is just optimized, focusing on the things that we like best. I don't care what other servers have in terms of features, because we run smoothly and I still enjoy this game.

The thing is, adding stuff has a ripple effect that changes the dynamics of the game. Because most people here are content with the status of the game as we play it, there is no reason to go to another server because it would be like playing a different game.
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>>160502417

Do krampuses made by the staff of change have the ability to stuff people into their sacks or is it badmin only?
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>>160502612
i don't remember anything to be quite honest, the only times i remember being asked i just brushed it off and said whatever you want to think.
i can't say i care about the past any more, if you want to be mad at me still then go ahead
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What operating system do you think the AI runs on?
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>>160505069
Windows Vista
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Morena = Utilitas
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>>160505069
some gay shit like linux
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>be paramedic
>only one in medbay at first
>make some mix, stock the fridge
>sit around
>do some minor surgeries
>rush one surgery and fuck it up a little
>Science delivers a sexy bot medibot
>Find a crate full of medibots from the disposals
>over time a borg and chemist show up to help
>still twice as many silicons in medbay as carbons at any given point
>overall slow round
>suddenly the air starts knocking people down in medbay
>alright whatever just use magboots and wheelchairs
>All of a sudden spiders pouring from the kitchen
>everyone tries to fight them back
>spiders kept wandering into medbay where we tried to treat the wounded
>Medbay got raped by a spider 3 times before we had to fall back.
>had to leave chemist in a cryotube with a queen
>link up with the borg and a fellow survivor
>captain says we meet at brig
>alright
>steal the captains hardsuit for the suitless survivor since captains quarters were bolted open
>path to brig is fucked or something
>quick, to telescience so we can teleport to the brig
>buddy teleports
>I teleport the chemist who had popped out of the tube at half health to telescience
>ghosted or something and couldn't be saved
>suddenly someone else comes into telescience with the promise of a shiny and safe shuttle
>fuck the brig, hand tele to the abandoned ship
>save their life with CPR after they got fucked up doing something off the shuttle
>load up on guns
>wait for the shuttle to dock
>what the fuck why is there biomass everywhere around arrivals
>see some fresh join trapped in the shuttle behind a wall of biomass
>walk around arrivals through space
>nigger our way into the escape pods
>tfw only 4 living people made it out on pods
That last part of the round was tense as fuck.
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>>160505887
>try to fight back spiders like an idiot
>as a ghost see there are more spider queens than living players
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>>160506107
>Not wanting to die in glory, even if it means being killed by queens
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Krampus is a coming boys, hide your welds shitters because Santa Pain is here to stay.
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What else can I do as a chemist other than stock the fridge if it's a slow round and nobody is coming to medbay? What sort of stuff should I try and aim to make?
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I hope we get a reindeer death squad like last year
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>ctrl+f kolith
>0 results

Good, I'm glad that stupid faggot is gone.
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Garrus is perma'd
Nice
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>>160506389
Try to make cure-all pills? make creatine so you can get buff for the impending spider shitstorm? Make grenades for the impending spider takeover? Fill pill bottles with the commonly required pills for the doctors to carry? Chloral some shitter in the hallway and give her a mechanical penis? watch the crew monitor?
I have no idea since most of these either require patients, are quickly completed, is powergame-y, boring as shit, or could result in a ban
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>>160506389
Make chloral and space drugs.

Slip it in the bar drinks and kitchen meals while nobody is looking.
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>>160506389
Go to cargo an buy two hydrophonic trays and a bee crate. Then go to botney and request either poppies or buy an exotic seed crate (hope for something good). Put honey into the cryo and your plants might make something nice if you get lucky.
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>>160506389
Make grenades.
Metal foam and space cleaner smoke for non-harmful and potentially useful stuff.
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>>160506389
Make healing grenades
make medical nanobots
play around with trace mix
just be a doctor after you made all the medicine
refurnish medbay
play arcade
ERP with monkey men

desu lowpop medbay can be boring as hell.
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>>160506389
Go to genetics and try out 50u pills to find what can kill the fastest.
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>>160508741
Cyanide in pills
50 units politrinic acid by forcedrinking it
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Do I need autism to enjoy this game? I've been playing for a month but am really finding it boring, the magic has worn off. Are the other servers worth checking out?
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>>160508934
>Drink pacid
Pacid is a touch effect for best results. Smoke for buggy best results.
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>>160509039
Force drinking is a stealthy way to deal with people, few ever really do it some reason, and usually force drinking is quick, stealthy, and isn't exactly the kind of thing a person goes ;HELP MIME IS KILLING ME, people will usually just sigh and think you are on some gimmick to forcefeed people soda as the clown.

You wanted the quickest right, well, stun em, and spam the drink on them, 50 units of pacid 100 to 0 someone real easy on my experience.
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>playing as clown
>chemist makes me a voice activated bomb with the phrase being "Honkk" (the two Ks made sure it didn't get set off during my antics)
>thank chemist and bring him some gargleblaster
>he makes me some space lube
>WeLit.jpg
>slip the mime litterally 6 times in a row honking each time.
>he pushes me and drags me into maint
>have a fight that involved many slips
>Alien scientist comes around the corner and knocks us both out
>get taken to the ship to be operated on
>they take a while and I wake up as they put pe on the table
>bellow a mighty HONKK
>all aliens, myself and the mime are killed immediately by whatever bomb it was I was given
>fav round to date
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>>160508973
Can you play every job? If not, just switch jobs. Try not to validhunt so much and just enjoy your role.
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what static namers have fallen off the map lately
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>>160508934
what is this forcedrink magic
harm intent with a container?
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>>160505887

That was a fun and tense round, I was fucked up good but you and borg saved my life as we made our way to telescience eventually. Would do that again.
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>>160500540
His deadmin request got closed and he got banned for making it
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>>160510958
garryck/senaat
weedy mcgee/sacredatom
bob the pyromancer/xenonia
annie rodgers/amikawaii (although thats because kawaii is a semen)
dr. steve/skeleton steve (i miss steve he was a fun doctor who actually knew how to do things without being an autistic head-up-their-ass)
RAMBLING MANIAC/furbeh
probably a few other, more cancerous folks who dont deserve a mention
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>>160499108
Surprising that you managed to build something without walking into an emag as per the usual.
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>>160499184
But what would you even do with all that power
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>>160511165
>only mentions le epic gimmick shitters.
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>>160511047
Mate, get a can, a beer bottle, something like that, fill it with whatever,help intent and forcefully make em drink silicate/tricord/mercury/poliacid/nutriment/any chem

Harm intent is for beakers with politrinic acid anon, don't do that. You want to forcefeed it, get a can from a machine and emprty it, tranfer poli in it, slip or stun, click the person like a motherfucker, boom.

You can make people drink a lot of stuff, its fun. Ethanol is a good pick for pure drunk in em can also cause some liver damage, mercury if you feel dickish, unstable mutagen for kicks, or, if you are feeling particularly devilish, spacealin, 50 units, most docs dont know about spacealin overdoses, and its some of the most dangerous shit you can plant in someone since it lasts for a enormous ammount of time.
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>>160511396
>any of those people
>"le epic gimmick shitters"
Hippie fuck off, all of those people except Annie are beloved members of this community who have been the hallmarks of many, many rounds, all the while without being complete assholes to accomplish it, unlike Garrus.

We need to build a wall to keep the newfags out.
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>>160511396
Not him, but I miss Robert Grayson, dude was a great player.
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>>160509761
>and the mime
Weird. Normally chemists go for pacid smoke.
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I was checking the TG serb the other day, and it was fucking dead.
What the fuck happened to it?
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>>160511858
>TG is dead

No fucking wonder we've gotten so many shitters lately. Christ almighty, someone help TG, we need a place to send their refugees back to.
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>>160511165
garryck was a shitter
so was weedy
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>>160512053
>garryck was a shitter

all he did was fuck with overzealous security by forcing them to follow the law, which was really funny
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>>160511484
>A shitty headmin
>a medbay waifu
>man with weed in name
>the anti sawbones plasmanan assistant
>a retard
>a doctor with a stupid name.
This is /vg/'s finest? They're bottom of the barrel. Reddit tier players.
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>>160513080
>that entire post
Do you have any idea how wrong any of that is?
Have you even watched any of these people play in-game?
Or are you one of those faggots who thinks that 'best players' means 'best powergaming faggots'?
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>>160511393
charge a rail gun
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>>160513223
>>160511484
>>160513080
>giving a fuck about ranking players
fucking go back to bay you underage shits
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>>160513223
He's an anti-community troll. Stop taking his bait.
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>>160513521
what does bay have to do with ranking players
>>
Uranium doors are a lot stronger than I thought
>>
>bo doctor
>wiz kills me
>people swarm medbay
>I am lying dead next to sleepers for over 5 minutes with multiple people passing by my body
>when janitor finally notices me he goes straight to cloning instead of defibing
are you people retarded
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>>160513558
>I play le spessmen gaem to make fake friends eyks dee
fuark off
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>>160513223
I believe good roleplayers are good players, I like a little more than a bad gimmick or being competent. I want something memorable and new.
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>>160513775
>you got brought back into the round by a guy who wasn't even obligated to return you
>he didn't do it YOUR way so now he's a retard
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>>160513775
Believe it or not, some people don't play medbay and have no idea how it works.
>5 minutes
>5 MINUTES
Wow, that's tough. Guess you haven't experienced the wild ride in full effect yet.
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>>160513802
What do friends have to do with ranking??? You don't rank your friends
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>>160513976
you know it wouldn't be as annoying if there weren't like 3 security officers, a chemist and janitor standing over my body
but if you have someone who is supposed to know how to play medbay running over your body and then fucking off from medbay completly when there is no emergency it gets annoying
>>
Top 5 players of all time?
>#1: Sawbones
>#2: Shoe Snatchin Willy
>#3: Baking Soda
>#4: Fay Ellione
>#5: Old Blind Blackburn
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>>160514224
You disgust me.
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>>160514224
Yred
Hugh
Yahir
Nevill
Sawbones

Honorable mentions to Rail
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>>160514224
>>160514304
I actually feel sick after reading this. I hope you're baiting.
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>>160514224
Fay the cargo technician? Fay the cuck me twice shame on me box pusher? Best of all time? baka
>>
>tfw science dream team is torn apart after burnout and the only players left keep changing jobs trying to keep their interest in the game
>>
>tfw security dream team is torn apart after burn out and the only players left keep changing jobs to try and keep their interest in the game
>>
>Beat my head against a wall for 12 goddamn hours trying to learn telescience on goon
>Could never make it past the beginning part before being murdered or otherwise stopped by something retarded
>Even tried going on that horrible RP server by myself, and literally right when I was about to go somewhere some asshole joined and called the shuttle for no reason
"put effort in and you'll be rewarded, it's there if you want to put the time in :^)))))))))))))))))))"
God help me if I ever actually made it anywhere and tried to start figuring anything out

At least my tg ban expires soon and I can forget this madness
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>>160493605
Use the actual pastebin next OP
http://pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz
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>>160514680
Some new science players are pretty good but others like Spiff McGriff are seriously infuriating.
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>>160515143
>some new science players are pretty good
N A M E T H E M
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>>160493605
only ones that matter
only ones where you will ever see any amount of consistency in-game as MD
only ones that people will agree on
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>>160516054
It's shit
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>>160516121
the whole concept is shit desu, the important part is that different pills are colored differently, not that each pill has to have a specific color every round
also 4u imidazoline is too little
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>>160515370
Joaquin Guzman
Mimi Faust
Sharon Luvire
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>>160513802
>fake
>people who have a mutual like for eachother and enjoy talking/playing games together are not friends

Do you not understand the meaning of friends? Just because you met them over the internet does not mean they are not friends. Furthermore, it sounds like you hate roleplay, which is not a good thing to do, considering this is, in fact, a roleplaying game. Not TTT in space, and if you think it IS TTT in space, then you need to fuck off to Hippie.
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>>160516054
it's shit
>>
>>160514224
>#1: Patrick Bateman
>#2: Mallory Brooks
>#3: Julia Brandt
>#4: Amelia Adams
>#5: Patrick Bateman (so good, I mention him twice!)
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>>160515370
It hurts to see how bad some of the new players are in science.
>Xenobio is a mangled decloned mess at 12:15.
>Robo is complaining they have no metal left after they made three borg shells and half a ripley sitting there.
>Xenoarch is never heard from and his suit isn't on or a gps with their name even
>Telesci forgot to zero out the old offset and can't firgure out why its not working.
>Station time 12:45, reseach isn't done beyond getting a chem, oh wait its the xenoarch one and zero research.
>Toxins leaking burning plasma, again.
>Genetics is too absorded in getting muh superpowers and never replies to anything, even medical calls.
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>>160516054
I'm going to do them all the way I like them, and you can fuck off otherwise. What matters is them being different, not the specific pill color.

Plus, the correct pill colors are;
>Bic: Orange pill with yellow stripe in middle
>KeloDerm: White round one
>Antitox: Green one, but the solid one, not the funky looking blurry blob one
>Dex+: Light blue and Dark Blue half/half round one
>Tricord: None, there is no reason to ever make tricord
>Iron: Grey pill with red in middle
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>>160514224
>#1: Myself
>#2: My waifu
>#3: My best friend
>#4: My waifus best friend
>#5: My side-waifu
>>
Lavaland when?
>>
>>160516759
When you go back
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>>160516759
>lavaland
You need to go back
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>>160493605
Iron - long white pill
Alky - long light blue
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>>160500540
I couldn't have asked for a better start to the holidays. I hope that banbaiting faggot stays gone.
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>>160516449
Sod off shiggy, you defective detective
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>>160514224
>fay

I don't even play this character anymore
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>>160516759
>lavaland
Yeah, you gotta go back.
>>
>>160516863
>>160516934
>>160517130
Why do you people hate nice things?
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>>160516449
>no ss13 vn where you play Patrick Bateman chasing all the waifus, drinking in the bar and solving crimes.
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>>160514224
>afk in bar player is best of all time
i know this is bait, but it triggered me so hard, here is your (you)
>>
>CONNECTION FAILED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>160514224
1. Dunsel Hordon
2. Dunsel Hordon
3. Dunsel Hordon
4. Dunsel Hordon
5. Dunsel Hordon
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>>160517203
go back my child
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>>160514103
This is medbay 8/10 rounds:
>Come in with a broken lung
>die after 10 minutes in surgery
>get thrown in a corner
>wait 10 minutes for the next doctor to come and defib you
>he throws you in the cryo tube
>but you have no blood left and die as soon as he puts you out
>After five minutes of defib-cryo-death he gives up and puts you in line for the cloner
>the line is like 5 people all waiting to get cloned
>medbay is stocked but nobody bothers
>maybe this doctor that entered genetics will clone me?
>nah, he doesn't
>after 30 minutes get cloned by an assistant
>shuttle is called
>crawl into the cryo tube on your own
>don't get healed
>get out to check, mix is just 18u of cryoxadone
>round ends

So yeah, you had it pretty good with your 5 minutes.
>>
>connection failed.
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>
>plasmaflood
>the one doctor gets to EVA and grabs the medical hardsuit
>the other strips down to nothing but his backpack and goggles, downs a pill and straps into a chair
>>
Serb?
What crashed it?
>>
>>160517439
tbf I don't see this shit often because when I play I'm usually alone, so I can get everything just as I like it and all goes smooth or there's one person with me who is usually retarded or it's fucking Cash Hardie the paramedic aka I want le epik blue hardsuit roundstart, do doctor's job and don't do chemistry
last time there was a competent guy with me round ended after 15 minutes and I got killed 5 minutes into it
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>>160517439
reading this makes me want to play medbay just to help out
that all sounds so fucking awful to experience
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>>160517468
more people should do this, especially the office chair buckling. couple it with a fire extinguisher, and you have ghetto magboots.
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>>160517660
IAA is the best job for first incursions into learning medbay
>access
>low expectations
>>
How do you turn off being signed up for things as Ghost?
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>>160517660
it is awful, mostly because people can't understand that medbay doesn't need their help and they should get the fuck out after they have been fixed instead of running around, taking meds out of fridge, cloning people themselves when they don't need to be cloned or stuffing everyone into cryo without stripping them
also wizards love to focus medbay
if you want to help open chemistry and surgery pages on wiki and don't touch patients who are already being fixed by someone else
and for the love of god keep spamming science with requests for advanced kits
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>>160517910
>medbay doesn't need their help
kek
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>>160517887
Change your preferences before round start or there's a button in the top left corner of the window or something
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>>160517887
Use settings in the top left
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>>160517947
Nothing infuriates me more than a fucking greyshitter who tries to do my job thinking I am one of the incompetent MDs.
The wild ride is not just a meme but not all MDs are braindead so fuck off.
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>>160518121
thats it then, I'm making a dedicated medbay character
wish me luck
>>
/vg/ pride is killing the serb. I played a round on Bay, TG and Paradise today, and what I saw was light years ahead of /vg/.
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>>160518121
I genuinely appreciate assistants helping out medbay as long as they don't do this shit
>touch patients who are already being fixed by someone else

And if outsiders think you as a department can't handle the load without help, that's probably true and not a statement about your personal med skills.

>>160518219
Good luck, you'll need it. Medbay people are the least communicative and most hostile players.
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>>160518302
ok
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>>160518302
>I played a round on Bay, TG and Paradise today
Go back
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>>160518376
Why?
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>>160518302
What did you see
>>
>Those players that pick assistant only to break into medbay and shout at doctors for not being 100% efficient and steal patients to clone and cryonics "for speed"
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>>160518302
Oh yeah, retarded high rpers wh couldn't robust a Cluwne, a objectively worse coded shitpile of retards with slightly more but not better features, and plain shit, that's what we should really become, the kind of server that takes people who cant even search for a IP, right mate?

You think the extremes are better, by all means, fuck off to the extremes of shit, rp and features with no quality, but /vg/ is based on balance, and you wanting it to be others ain't happening fucko.
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>>160518478
>Those players that pick assistant to actually assist instead of greyshitting up the station and deliberately being an ass to security
Disgusting
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>>160518564
Did you even get an English GCSE? How many comma's do you need in a sentence?
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>>160518660
Guys I have got Chef and Janitor down pat and want to try a harder job, what should I learn next?
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>>160518478
When everything is going to shit and you cant pick up the pace I do not want to hear a single word from you when I turn the other way.
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>>160518343
This, to be honest, and I say this as an MD. Mostly because I'll admit, I am pretty hostile. I resent the least communicative part, though; That award goes to sec.
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>>160518475
On Bay I saw the future, they have a fully destructible environment, futuristic ID/PDA and computers, on TG I saw Lavaland, swarmers, destructible environment, RnD that is 100x better (you can build and repair nearly everything, more upgrades, implants, illegal tech), better nuke ops, abductors, better traitor with way more gear; on Paradise I saw a Bay/TG/vg mix, with shadowlings, better changeling, antag borers, sexy as fuck UI, constant updates from Bay and TG so they don't get left behind like how /vg/ has become.
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>>160518768
Bartender (pretty much the same as chef), botanist, roboticist, cargo tech, scientist

All relatively good jobs to start with because you're not really expected to do stuff most of the time.
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>>160518302
This
/vg/ pride a shit, our xenophobia has killed our codebase and left us with a culture of memes and an illusion of supremacy
People like >>160518564
Bitch about 'm-muh balance of RP and validz', but that's just an excuse; There is no RP, not a single fucking lick of it. We're a gilded version of Hippie, with illusions of grandeur.
Bay is, to be quite honest, my family, better in every way, be it codebase, community, or admins.
>inb4 'o-ok sure bucko go back :^)'
You know it's true, and that's why you can't ever respond with facts, figures, or anything else.
>>
Fuck you Sawbones and Fuck your dumb fucking Pepsi puppet meme you cunt go metsclub your life and Fuck off.
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>>160518891
What level of RP is paradise?
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>>160518891
>fully destructible environment
As opposed to what we have? What?

>antag borers
Okay come on this is just bait, we had antag borers and removed them for being shit.
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>>160518968
>>160518891
just don't
not because i'm one of the /vg/ pride retards, but because i'm not
there's no arguing with them, you cannot, and will not, ever convince the bullheaded retards that are /vg/ that there's anything wrong with the server
just leave, never come back to this cesspool, save yourself the time and suffering, because you can't save /vg/
nothing can
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>>160519085
>this is just bait,
NO SHIT RETARD STOP REPLYING
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>>160519306
I like replying to bait
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>>160516607
>What matters is them being different, not the specific pill color.
yeah, it's what I said here: >>160516282
i'm correcting OP's list

>bicaridine
>colored as fucking cyanide pills
i respect your opinion but you are objectively wrong
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>over 2000ping
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>>160519051
It's Medium RP, or supposedly medium RP, the same level as /vg/ really except no screaming nigger or faggot. Honestly Paradise is pretty much the best server to me, there's a reason why it gets 80+ players daily. If you can get past the weird furry fox race they added (only 3 or 4 people even play it) it's great. The only thing I'd say sucks about it is it has slow LINDA (TG optimized LINDA to be deadlier), but the coders claim they have plans for Atmos.

>>160519085
Antag borers are fine if they're coded well, we had the problem of borers taking control and suicide verbing their hosts and nobody bothered to code 1 line that prevents that, while Paradise, Yog, TG and Bay all did.

>>160519085
On Bay and TG you can break down anything given enough force and time, if you smash against airlocks with a very high force weapon you can break it down into its components, same with computers and machines.
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>>160518891
>fully destructible environment
What did he mean by this?
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>>160518968
You can call me a vg xenophobe, but truth be told, you cannot prove me right.

Other servers themselves are not the answer to fixing the server or improving it retard, you want to add parts of them, by all fucking means, make a pr and port features, but changing to any of the three servers is the absolutely least desirable thing the server could do.

Oh anon, there is rp, just because you cannot find it or make it doesn't not mean there is none, it aint the majority, but it aint nonexistant, no matter how much you meme at it not existing. The good kind, where backstories aren't needed, where the birds discuss the galaxy politics and the situations it can cause, Cargo being absolute brothers in arms who would die for eatchother, a asistant giving a downed up sec officer a nice glass whiskey as he tries to uplift his spirits, as he just quit sec, complaining to a listening ear, that's the RP we have, that's the good kind of RP, the non autistic, legitimate RP, that comes naturally, doesn't restrict your player skills for it, that is not filled with snowflakes, in which its rarity makes it much more sweeter.

So do please, go ahead and shove Bay as the RP saviour of ss13, but mate, I found it here, so have others, and I don't want hippie nor Bay, I want /vg/.
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>>160519656
>smashing things back to their components is the future, THE FUTURE!
baka
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>>160519951
>Other servers themselves are not the answer to fixing the server or improving it retard, you want to add parts of them, by all fucking means, make a pr and port features,
this is what everyone has been saying to do
>but changing to any of the three servers is the absolutely least desirable thing the server could do.
nobody said to do this
>>
>>160519656
>implying the problem with antag borers is a code problem
>you can just jump out an airlock
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>>160520048
Lots of people say to do it but have any actually done it? Obviously not, which means no one actually useful gives a shit.
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>>160520213
and you don't think this is a problem?
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>>160516593
>Robo [...] no metal left
Standard > Medical = Engineering > Combat > > Security > Janitor > Service > > Miner
One of the 3 good borg types is literally a mat synth with feet.
That's actually the only reason that it's good. Also,
>no metal left
Welding Mask, Welding Tool, Crowbar
Floor tiles are plentiful, never want for metal.

>Xenoarch is never heard from and his suit isn't on
Question not the mysterious ways of our kind.

>Telesci forgot to zero out the old offset
Nah, Telesci spaced themselves.

>Station time 12:45, reseach isn't done
That's on you, buddy.

>Toxins leaking burning plasma, again.
Relocate to Atmos. They love company.
And the doors are always hacked open.

>Genetics is too absorded in getting muh superpowers
They answer to the RD, but they're not actually Sci.
And if they should have finished powers by the 8 minutes mark.
If they're looking after 12 minutes, they're valid.
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>>160519951
I have never seen any roleplaying of that kind on /vg/

What hours do you play?
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>>160520048
Oh yes anon, everyone is indeed aggreeing to port lavaland, everyone really wants to add gonchem, everyone agrees on that shit, eh anon?

Everyone may want features, but community prevents it, often for good reasons. Features, everyone loves em, but sometimes they fuck up the equation hard

And honestly, youd be surprised how many retards want to change vg into something else, maybe they ain't saying it yet, but they believe it. The worst player, the retard who wants a server to be a copy of another one
>>160520315
Usually euro afternoons up to night, not my fault burgers seem to be the validhunters.
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>>160520292
>standard good
why
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>>160520592
Best for valid hunting, which most borg players are here for
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>>160520591
you seem to me like the kind of person that would throw a biblical shitfit the moment anyone as much as suggested to port attack animations
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>>160520734
But everyone want those, we just need a porter and someone with a dick bigger than clusterfack
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>>160520734
Attack animations are dumb anyway
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>>160520257
I don't, because if anyone actually thought they were necessary and cared they could add it themselves.

So those people either don't really give a shit, or they do care but aren't willing to do it themselves so it's just some WYCI shit.
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>>160520846
>"I care greatly if someone tries to port something because the features they love probably fuck everything up and the community must stop it"
Anonymous, 3 minutes ago
>"Lol if someone wants something they can go ahead and add it themselves they won't anyways"
Anonymous, now
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>>160520592
>Flash, Stun Baton, Med Scanner, Gauze, Wrench, Crowbar
Relative to other borgs, that's a good arsenal.
Other types lose more than they gain.
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>>160520680
why is standard best for valid hunting
wouldn't that be security?
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>>160521072
The fuck are you talking about?
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>>160520827
>be borg inside a full shuttle
>see Mcshit HosreIdck beating the shit of Maiwa Ifu
>have to check every fucking one
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>>160520292
Its more about having to hear 3 of those 7 things every other round from the same people. Random name/look scientists are easy to tell who's who by how they act and what they do, and they still make the same mistakes. I wish I could solve them all but there is too much to tell them with other stuff going on and being only one person. I hardly see anyone else take time to explain something to someone else in science.
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>>160521802
Don't help that most science old timers now play as salt-powered mommis
>>
>Checking logs
>See this
[09:33:34]ADMIN: HELP: Zealotron/(Zealotron): do i play or do i admin - heard by 3 non-AFK admins.
[09:33:51]ADMIN: PM: DragonBro/(Bob Ross)->Zealotron/(Zealotron): When you play you're cancer, and when you admin you don't, so either which way nobody wins
[09:33:58]ADMIN: PM: SerWind/(Millhouse)->Zealotron/(Zealotron): play
[09:34:09]ADMIN: PM: Zealotron/(Zealotron)->DragonBro/(Bob Ross): jesus christ
[09:38:36]ADMIN: MOD: SerWind/(Millhouse) : were you memeing db or do you hate the bones?
[09:39:36]ADMIN: MOD: DragonBro/(Bob Ross) : Sorry, needed to get that off my chest a little

dragonbro removed soon
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>>160521962
savage
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>>160521962
I don't like dragonbro much but sometimes he's just right
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>>160521962
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>>160521962
Dragonbro is the hero we need but don't deserve.
>>
>>160519051 Same as us, but everyone is cowardly or unrobust.
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>>160521962
Fucking madman
He's absolutely right, based dragonbro
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>>160522098
>>160522071
>>160522229
>>160522374
t. dragonbro
>>
I only gave up on my SS13 port to Lua because of the multiplayer. I would have finished the base game by now if I ported it as a single player game, since atmos was already finished, and the items system too.


In my opinion, the most fun part of SS13 is the multiplayer. Should I just finish the port and hope someone someday makes it multiplayer?
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>>160521962
Dragonbro telling it like it is
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>>160522473
You know it's right though
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>>160519051
a little bit higher than us but 95% of their player base is retartedly unrobust and the other 5% are huge snowflakes that make morena look like a normal human being. Still their code does have some neat features and unlike TG actually puts thought into making changes. However it runs like casualized dogshit in comparison to our code
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It's over.
The Mike Pence Coalition has secured every admin position. The day of the role comes, /vg/
>>
Vaguely related to spess antics, Chris Hadfield talks about shit: https://www.periscope.tv/w/1YpKkAVlZQAJj
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>>160521962
Good work to DragonBro, almost as based as Kur"metaclub slayer"anon
>>
rats being able to be picked up and worn like dionae when?
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>>160523112
t. solarious
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>>160524250
who?
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>>160524228
>science guy with a rat on his shoulder
FUND IT
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>>160524228
Rats being a round start race when?
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>>160524834
just hit Observe -> Ghost tab -> Become Mouse before the round starts
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>>160524834
>join as assistant
>grief enough to warrant security not admins to take action against you
>assault officer
>manage to get yourself killed
>become mouse

or the no fun way:
>join as assistant
>immediately ghost
>become mouse
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>>160524228
Rats being able to enter the chef's hat to control him whem
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>when the Sec team is just right and the detective investigates crimes, the warden dispatches you and you catch all traitors easily leaving you time to handle comfy crew complaints like the Clown fighting cargo for crayons
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>get new super soft button up shirt
>wear it all day under a winter parka
>can't play spess properly because now my nipples are all sensitive
send help
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>>160525135
>When the only security is the detective and the brig is a shattered mess from all the greytide looters
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>>160525135
>when the Science team is just right and the RD does research, the xenoarch dispatches a plasma gen large artifact at 12:10, toxins destroyed half of the roid and all traitors got telescien'd inside a deathtrap leaving you time to handle comfy crew requests like the Clown asking for bananium and lube
>>
>>160525671
>tfw chafing your nipples so hard they bleed
this is why I don't wear shirts
>>
>dude what would we do without law4 onehuman, I mean really it's essential to the server that you can just murderbone everyone by walking into AI upload
>>
Corgis. That was nice.
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>>160525940
>when the engineering team is just right and the CE setup the SME in 5 minutes, both distro and waste are fully expended and the sing isn't setup leaving you time to handle comfy crew requests like the clown asking you to repair the theater
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>>160526203
It's really simple to fix onehumaned AI.
Just cut cam in Access, disable turrets and get a reset
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>>160526378
>it's really simple to fix it if you're not already stuck somewhere or incapacitated because of AIs shenanigans
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>>160525080
>tfw you will never:

>die and become a mouse
>the geneticist takes you to his lab and modifies the one structural enzyme to make you into a rat person
>get bullied for being a "furry"
>hide in maintenance
>strong arm rob the chef of his cheese
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>>160526378
>start hacking AI's shit
>AI starts yelling to its master, who doesn't have to hack anything anymore
>get robusted

law 4 onehuman is just too powerful
it never fails
what you described never happens, people who law4 onehuman always succeed
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As a head borer, if I develop peridaxone and rezadone and then move to the chest to develop the other chemicals I can evolve in there, will I keep the peri and reza from the head evolutions?
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>>160526595
Deal with subverted AI like you deal with Malf.
Cut APCs, wrench essentials to Maint.

Cut AI Airlock Control if you got gloves.
Cut cameras if you're not cutting APCs.
Atmos should be fixed at round start.
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>>160526738
>will I keep the peri and reza from the head evolutions?
You'll still have access to them if you get back into the head, but you can't excrete them while in the chest.
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>>160526738
Yes, but you'll have to go back to the head to use them.
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>>160526860
>making atmos AI proof at roundstart
isn't that sort of meta/power gamey?
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>>160526595
Nigga, just fucking build an AI upload where the fucker doesn't have any camera and reset him.
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>>160526860
>Deal with subverted AI like you deal with Malf.
No, precisely.
The difference is you have to handle pretty much all the nuisance of a malf AI + the traitor/ling who will prevent you to do so.
It's too powerful to do, and you don't even need to have a syndicate uplink. Fuck this.

>Atmos should be fixed at round start.
bannu
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>>160526948
>>160526957
cool, thanks
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>>160493605
>rye
DAILY DOSE
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>>160526860
log of a round where that happened please
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>>160526960
Some really outdated ruling example say so, but everyone does it and no one has been banned yet.
>Powergaming: [...] installing manual valves in atmospherics at round start just in case the AI is rogue.
Really though, you shouldn't change the valve. Remove the entire pipe. All it does is let people Plasma/N2O flood.
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>>160527258
>but everyone does it
uh, no
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>>160527096
Rye and Alkysine, if they aren't in cryo, are usually the last two things you take after being cloned. When that happens, you know it's time to say thanks doc
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>>160527258
>but everyone does it and no one has been banned yet.
Literally only metagaymers does it. Fuck yourself.
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>>160527258
I like how people sometimes claim everyone always does something, or that it's common practice, when it barely happens at all
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>>160495817
It's actually not and wasn't a serious ERP request. I was trying to catfish people and out them in front of other people as a gag. He was the only person dumb enough to fall for it.
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What is acceptable to say in LOOC?
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>>160527619
"help me I'm new"
"hey is this thing bugged or am I just stupid"
"it's revs"
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>>160527619
"meet me in dorms, I'm going to fill you with creamy seed"
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>>160527619
"click on the button thingie"
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>>160527450
>11/18/16(Fri)11:35:40
>>160527354
>11/18/16(Fri)11:36:54
>>>/vip/
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>>160509761
>Look this up
>It's a legit news story
What the fuck goes on up there in Canada?
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>>160527769
>He is this autistic about someone having a pass
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>>160527619
I usually use it to explain when something is fucking up because of a bug.
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>>160527873
>giving money to the 4chan jew
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>>160527781
Even our creepy clown news are about clowns helping people and being nice, not running after them with machetes.
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>>160527781
will I get banned if I tie the clown down and cut his hands off as captain?
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>>160527619

I use it to say im going afk usually or to explain how to do something.
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>>160527619
It is acceptable for the following
>Telling doctors on the wild ride what to do
>using it to talk to the changeling that is giving you the succ
>erotic role playing with tajarans
>telling security that you didnt break the law when they brig you
>when you are silenced and absolutely have to communicate to someone next to you
>telling off shitter borgs that stop you from stomping the human antags to death
>asking someone if they are a fellow antag
>using to talk to people about who killed you as a mouse
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>>160528118
>or to explain how to do something.
Explain that IC, just use LOOC for links (wiki pages, graphics, repo files, etc.)
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>>160496590
Hi Morena, I only started playing maybe 3 months ago so Ive only run into you once or twice. You seem like a real alright fella to me, would play with. I think denying not actually being a girl irl and those screencaps of steam chat Ive seen are pretty weird, but Im willing to overlook that cause we're all """quirky""" here. Also Ive seen you post some (mostly) decent feedback for the in-game mechanics discussions here

It makes me a bit sad that you've been witchhunted to this extent (my name was released too, and even that made me uncomfortable) - but I wont deny having some giggles over it. Just wanted to say you seem okay, and I hope we run into each other in spess sometime :3 Just don't involve me in your pseudo-EE ARE PEE and we good friend
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>>160529407
brown noser
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>>160529502
well yeah, Billena to me is an enigma right now. I want to see firsthand what they are about
>>
General mechanics question. The game treats humans as it would any container, right? Like, drinking reagents can cause them to react in your stomach, and if you eat/inject/contain something that reacts to extreme heat or cold, then expose yourself to that temperature, it'll still react inside you?
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>>160529407
Why the fuck are you reopening the shitpile that is morena fagotry after we were very much done with that shit, you nignog teaspoon licker.

Plus, you erp once and you are trash, you have to be the lowest kind of human to fuck people online, in a video game, instead of physically or atleast by video for fucks sake, especially in ss13 of all places anon.
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>>160529629
I didnt start this discussion and like Ive said Ive yet to see them in the wild, which is why Im so interested. Im also a firm believer that people have the capacity to change for the better, given the right environment and mindset
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>>160529610
You can't chug welder fuel in a plasma fire and explode if that's what you're trying to get at.
Celtothermia made ghetto cryo impossible too.
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>>160529610
non-coder, non-admin here. Only relevant information I can give you is: Each human has a 'container' inside of them that holds reagents, and a SEPERATE container that holds blood
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>>160529585
bill is a sexually frustrated gay british man who wants to keep convincing people that they are a girl on the internet for attention because they know that if not then no one would give two shits about them
they are about as thrilling to speak to as a wet paper bag and they only talk about the latest /mu/ approved meme musicians
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>>160529610
Yes.
The volume of a human is 1000u.

Also be aware that blood is stored in a separate container.
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>>160529407
Don't listen to thread shitposters, I'm half convinced it's 3 forum autists arguing for eternity.

Morena is alright, hating him is a meme forced by the person that stalked h in for weeks trying to get him banned. They erped a little and weren't the best medbay player but there's nothing worth hating them over.

I hope you enjoy this game despite the awful community.
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>>160529610
>something that reacts to extreme heat or cold
What reagents do we have that react to extreme heat or cold? Even welder fuel doesn't react to heat, only fire. And only when splashed on a person or the ground, not inside a container.
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>>160529610
I am very fucking certain that /vg/ does not have a single chem that actually reacts with cold or heat, so asking that is stupid as fuck here. Go to whatever shitpile server you go that has chemistry that requires that and ask there
>>160529713
You brough it up again, for all intents and purposes, you did reopen the shit flinging, you moron.

Bill is a typical retarded waifu player that sucks ass ingame, is is not interesting in the least, and provides nothing to the quality of the round and server other than maybe wasting oxygen in a room so the atmos system has a purpose to function, even if for the player equivalent of a ERPing doorknob retard. Bill is beyond any sort of fucking saving, he is just plain shit as a player and a blight on the community, nobody likes him for a reason.
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>>160530089
>does not have a single chem that actually reacts with cold or heat
>what are cryo and clonex
you're stupid as fuck
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>>160530089
Who is a good player in your opinion?

Try to name at least 5 if possible.
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>>160529913
>Morena is alright, hating him is a meme forced by the person that stalked h in for weeks trying to get him banned. They erped a little and weren't the best medbay player but there's nothing worth hating them over.
I believe that the people who detested him wasn't brought on by one person.
It was a conglomeration of their annoying behavior on the forums where they would weigh in with no real say in a discussion just to waive their tiny peen around, them acting like a giant faggot ingame, and their obnoxious self identifying actions in the thread along with general obnoxious shitposting.
One man cannot sway the opinions of a mass, because that is up to them to decide on their personal opinions of a person.
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>>160497414
>Hacker
Not quite, also you don't know who I am
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>>160530089
>ailsaposting

We know you hate all female and female-pretenders that don't identify as trannies. Your opinion is not worth much to me, for the sake of this discussion desu. I'd listen to you if it were any other subject though
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>>160530345
>>160530347
Everyone knows the main morena shitposter is xevonix up to and after his stalking and ban requesting if him and freak.

Nobody else cares about other players actions enough.
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>>160530669
hey whats up
i have to work 5 days a goddamned week
i dont have time to peddle memes against someone ive went to lengths to erase from my line of sight and mind
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>>160530782
Weird how morena shitposting is occurring and you respond instantly to a post about you. Very odd. It's as if the two are connected
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>>160530917
nigga what
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>>160530917
>the shitposter is this guy
>this guy debates how it isn't him
>"LUL FOUND THE SHITPOSTER GUYS"
literally what?
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>>160527781
Here's a small demonstration.

>It is illegal to scare the queen.
>It is against the law to swear in a public park in some parts of Ontario.
>http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/toronto-trump-protest-1.3849311
>Our prime minister got into office because he hinted at the promise of legalized weed.
>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/09/07/9-year-old-steals-bus-canada-saskatoon_n_5779952.html
>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/04/man-masturbates-library-cucumber_n_5447529.html
>http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/rob-ford-crack-video-court-1.3716920
>Even though he was on crack he still got the country more money than the last 3 elected mayors.
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the universe is ending, but payroll still gets processed. nt works all day every day
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>>160530289
Lizelle
Surfer
Nipples
that one CE that blows up a SME every round
Emilia
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>>160530782
WOOOW working five days a week, you're such a busybody holy shit, nobody ever works that much damn, five days a week, you're such an overdriven unseen hero of society.
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>>160530969
>>160531069
I'm saying due to the speed of his response and the ending of shitposting the moment he was mentioned I conclude he us the shitposter. Due to post timers he can't both shitposters and reply to me and him replying to me so quickly shows he was in the thread.

>>160530782
I forgot to add
>5 days a week
>not completely normal
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>>160531098
>that blows up a SME every round
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>>160530782
>2016
>Not NEETing
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>>160531176
thanks anon i really appreciate your comment
heres your official (you) dont spend it all in one place
>>160531294
i work nights do you honestly think i have time for that gay shit
also im tabbing in and out of the thread while im playing some videogames to change music
take your tinfoil off
>>160531494
i use to live the neet life sweet life but i love money and happiness more
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>>160531634
>do you think I have time for that gay shit
The man that spent days stalking morena and freak in game because he believed them to be passing lewd notes says he doesn't have time for something. Come on xevonix, you're exactly the type of person to do this. We all know it to be true.

Also sorry about working nights, that's got to suck, sleeping during the day is hard for me.
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>>160531909
nah
i always went to the bar to see sergei because we were friends and morena would always b-line to flirt with him
all the information i put in my ban request was found and filled about a day after the round because i like to think if its worth the trouble
sorry you have a false opinion about me and im sorry youve really convinced yourself about this
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>>160517064
>when pretending to be you became a meme
Ha
>>160517238
>tfw
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>>160516449
Also to add my list would probably be
>#1: Patrick Bateman
>#2: Mallory Brooks
>#3: Alisa Rosensteel
>#4: Samwell Benitez (no homo)
>#5: Patrick Bateman (so good, I mention him twice!)
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>>160532331
>false opinion
Ah but an opinion can't be false, it's an opinion not a fact.

I do believe that somebody that would conspire to steal someone's pda to check on the suspicion of erp and then file a ban request is exactly the kind of person that would shitpost about someone they grudge.

>you and freak were friends
I believe this isn't true, I'm sure you're lying here. Freak and you were not friends, quite the opposite.

I get it, you're lying instead of facing the facts. It's easier to run away than own up. But lying is wrong, stop lying. You grudge people and try to push them out, you tried it to morena and freak with the ban request, it failed do you started a shitposting spree to force morena to quit.
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>>160530289
While I don't usually care at all about playernames and make a effort not to actually care about static named characters, Ricky Stick is a great RD who is super helpful to newbies and does good xenobio, Robert Greyson was a fantastic quartermaster and doctor that sadly I haven't seen in quite a while, despite morena shitposting on Slate, I found him to be surprisingly competent as a HoS, Nipples is a great clown that makes me laugh a lot, the superglued crayons tore me up, as he later on tried to escape perma and shocked himself on a grille, harvey while always a greysuit looked, from what I have seen, to be a non harmfull grey, often helping out in medbay when I saw him, sometimes tiding, but he showed good game knowledge and such.

Other than that, cash was a good cargo tech, Kurt seemed like a alright guy most of the time, most botanists seem chill, and the baartenders tend to be bros.
>>160530394
Nope, not him mate, I hate that mechanic asswipe who couldn't even make a autolathe board.
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>>160525135
>when the detective investigates crimes

God I want to do this so bad, but

>it's ling
>try to investigate to have some proof
>gather evidence, check blood, investigate crime scenes etc
>go to brig to report findings
>"Who? Oh we incinerated him thirty minutes ago"
>mfw
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>>160532998
we actually use to be very good friends in my opinion and we had each other on steam and would talk on occasion
i sort of tutored him in medbay and taught him how to become more outspoken when dealing with bad medbay players ingame
unfortunately he became something i didnt like and we parted ways but thats in the past and i dont mind him very much anymore
i wouldnt have drawn him if i hated him

i believe that people will eventually fall into their own pit if theyre truly horrible people and pushing at them takes too much effort to even bother with
its better to just ignore people you dont like fully and pretend they dont exist
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>>160529818
>and a SEPERATE container that holds blood
Actually not a separate container. Or a container at all.
You just have a "blood level" variable.

Trying to add blood to a human's reagent container deletes the blood reagent and (among other things) adjusts that variable.
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>>160533447
Again you make it seem like Freak was to blame for this, can't it have been you that pushed him out like you've fucked up so many friendships recently?

You were friends with xeno until you messed it up. Same for freak, you drew morena and later hated her. Maybe you're the problem here, people just seem to stop being friends with you as you start hating them for no reason.
>i dont mind him very much anymore
Probably because he's completely switched and become an obnoxious morena hater, taking every opportunity to shit on them. You only stop hating when he becomes just like you huh.
>its better to just ignore people you dont like fully
How recent is this philosophy of yours? You don't seem to follow it at all.
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How do you get neo-Russian gear?
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>>160530256
That's not reacting.
You metabolize them either way.
Their effect checks your body temperature is all.

And you really, really want to use those in a cryo cell.
If you somehow get cold enough (without dying) to heal off of them,
you'll be taking 180 tox twice per second from the extreme cold.
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>>160534094
The glory of neo russian can only be acquired by using a soldering iron with atleast 2 units of acid in it on the supply console board, simple deconstruct the computer, use the loaded soldering iron on the bard, rebuild the computer, and order a locker of it in the clothing section.
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>>160533974
its almost like two different people will have two different stories to a situation, golly gee can ya believe it?
im not sure if youre referring to xenonia when you say xeno, but xenonia always acted really weird and would switch between goofing off to being rather hostile towards me so i just cut them out of my life and ignored them
i had known freak for a good couple months prior to me drawing them and the whole situation that unfolded
i drew morena when i first saw them because i was just bored and looking for interesting hair to draw
freakinabonk looked at what he did and made his own decision a good couple months after i burned bridges with him
and my recent philosophy is going real good actually its a lot less stress and frustraition
my question to you is why do you care so much about my personal beef with other players?
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>>160533781
Tbh eating blood doesn't make sense to restore your body's blood levels. In fact investing large amounts of blood makes most people sick.
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>>160534625
huh yeah now that you mention it my immersion in a space video game is broken over blood physics
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Nerk shuttle flames plz miyazaki
>>
"you are the only human"

>murderbone upon this law
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>>160534615
You never mentioned how new this philosophy was. I find it odd you say you ignore those you hate but under a month ago you wrote an essay to get solarios banned, you also apparently hated freak and morena but wrote a huge ban request against them. You also are replying now to defend yourself when if you followed your own philosophy you'd just ignore it.

I can accept you're an angry person sometimes, everyone has something but to believe you've done nothing wrong is idiocy.

that's a nice drawing, was this before or after the metacommunication with him?
>>
I'm gonna consider that a full greentext vicoty for ling considering i regen'd just seconds after the objective checker., nothing i can do to survive the robustness of shuttle flames, they kill you within seconds.

man getting the ablative armor vest from a singularity lurking near security was stressful with only minutes until shuttle
>>
How do you crack a safe? Do you keep turning it past krunk or krink until you're getting click and clack, or something else?
>>
>Shitty tator that wanted to mail the sing to centcomm failed miserably and had to receive instructions on how to setup the PA in the first place by the QM.
>>
Shuttle flames were a mistake
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>>160535370
Who thought it was a good idea to separate them with a single piece of plasmaglass?
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>>160535303
you rotate it right until it starts doing two sound effects, and once you hear tink/krink/krink, then turn left and keep going until you hear a boldened sound effect. you done it
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>>160535498
used to be normal glass
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>>160535570
why not non-reinforced glass?
>>
>cult roundstart
>"hello I'm Jimmy Mc Fuckface, I have to go braindead soon"
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>>160535631
It doesn't matter anyway. You only need a screwdriver and a crowbar to remove every type of glass. Normal non-reinforced glass is the only type that is faster to simply break (barely faster).
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>get sucked by a ling
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>>160535985
i needed more genomes!
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>>160533281
Every single fucking time.
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>>160533281
Honestly, while its wasted time for a ling, Id say you are still quit usefull anon, go catch the rest of them or find a legitimate crime scene and arest a tider, shits always fun, ain't it?
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>>160535985
>get stung by a fellow ling even though you've already said who you are multiple times in ling shat
Bully pls.
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>>160535243
pretty old desu
solarious is a nutter and so are you family
and it was done a very long time prior when we use to play in medbay a lot
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>>160539543
>I follow this philosophy only when it suits me.

I think that about finishes it, thanks for your time xevonix. I'd like to add saying you're welcome to join the nutter club if you like, in fact you'd probably be our nuttiest member.
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>>160539896
i think im good without being surrounded by your aura of perceived superiority above others
get some help bud
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>>160540172
I've never claimed superiority, you're just constantly backtracking rather than admitting you're ever at fault.

You're a messed up individual that asserts power over others in this 13 year old game, you bitch and whine when it doesn't work. I don't need help, you do. At least look into therapy a little, could help a lot. Also thanks for the drawing that one time, still got it saved.
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>>160540596
glad you enjoyed it dude
please seek help for your projection onto others, im not even trying to be mean to you
youre like genuinely messed dude
>>
>tfw you thought you kicked it for good
>tfw you're thinking about coming back to it all

talk me out of it
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Haven't played in a long time, any reason to come back? Any exciting changes?
Any moderator changes?
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>>160540762
Attacking the person rather than argument is a bad way to go. Work on correcting that for the future, attacking me instead of my posts shows I'm right.

You're also not an internet psychologist so I won't be following your advice on getting help. If I need medbay advice though I'll hit you up nigga.
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>>160541010
Honk
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>>160541010
shuttle flames
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>>160541191
take care of yourself blackhole
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>>160541047
>>160541010
Snow map soonâ„¢
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>>160540172
>>160540596
>>160540762
>>160541191
Holy shit fuck off, this is a thread about spessmen game, not your personal fucking "community"
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>>160541201
I'm signing up now

this is your fault
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>>160541047
Is that you? Please come back. we need you.
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>implying i'll use the pill system
>implying I give a shit
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>>160541374
here is me getting last post with a funny meme image to prove I'm right.
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>>160541485
affermative
lets discuss game instead of this gay shit
>>
>retarded gimmick with weeb virus
>vampxtended
Shit round desu
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what the fuck was that round
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UNLIMITED POMF CHICKENS
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>>160541971
it was
>vamps do literally nothing so the admins bus
>>
>Be vamp assistant
>Make some ghetto weapons
>Sec on my ass for no reason
>Take my stunprod before I get to use it
>Cant get anyone to get the succ, everyone is in a group of 3 or more
>Finally get someone after spilling my spaghetti
>He is a vamp
>Try and transfusion to a dead body to get blood with other
>Meaty whores
>zas
>Spend 10 minutes getting to full health with my borer
>Shuttle
That was not the round for me
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>>160541684
>soul captured by mask
>get killed by borg
>last amount of soul that i didn't even know i still had captured by a shard
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>>160539335
>already said who you are multiple times
Rookie mistake, lings are incentivised to eat lings.
Identify yourself as your assassination target.
If your lucky, another ling will out themself.
Worst case scenario, your objective gets done.
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>>160541047
Pains still here man.
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>>160519951
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>>160543324
There are spoons but they don't do anything
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>>160519951
>all of 4chan is r9k mode now
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>>160543324
Can't you get spoons by hacking the chef's vendor?
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Who will the thread shitpost about now that Garruss got Krampus's?

MR PAIN HATES FUNPOSTING
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>>160543651
why are you shilling your video here?
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>I'm agreeing with yclatious rants
fuck
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>>160543651
almost ball :)
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>>160543215
Ah, well. Maybe next year.
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so how do you change your CID anyway? Is it possible?
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Is it possible to set up a private server and use multiple accounts to learn surgery? it seems that only a handful of doctors actually know how to do it
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>>160519656
fuck off back to paradise you nigger
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>>160543823
Alright, what's your deal with me mate? I'm glad my words are getting to people and that they agree, but the disdain is new to me, where is that coming from?
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>>160544102
You really can't mess up surgery except for accidentally breaking the ribs because you didn't saw them open
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>>160541047
COME BACK GOD DAMMIT I MISS YOU
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>>160544102
Make a monkeyman and go to town on the normal server if you want. It's just following instructions from the wiki page.
>>160544230
I also break a bone because I boneset when I shouldn't have sometimes.
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>>160544102
Why would you need multiple accounts to learn surgery? It's possible to perform surgery on monkeymen.

Unless you're talking about teaching surgery to others, in which case why not just use the test server?
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>>160544102
surgery it's not hard, just follow the wiki.
by the way, you can go on the test server and make practice on monkeymen.
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>>160544102
What is there to try?
It is literally just clicking on the person with tools, there is nothing to mess up.
If you don't know a specific surgery, you can easily just have the wiki open in the background and it will tell you what do to step by step.
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>>160544230
>>160544291
>>160544304
>>160544363
>>160544462


My bad i was just intimidated by the whole thing and i just guessed it was easy to malpractice. Is it still possible though to set one up so i can play with the Singularity?
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>>160544363
>surgery it's not hard, just follow the wiki

Or you know just use every tool until the problem is fixed. It's kind of a joke. There's no punishment for using the wrong tool.
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>>160544525
Yes, it's possible to set up a local server.

But why not just use the test server for playing with the singularity?
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>>160544525
not to make you rely on the wiki but singularity is also absurdly easy

1. set up emitters
2. set up field generators
3. set up collection arrays
4. set up PA
5. turn PA on
6. turn PA up to power 2
7. once it says "singularity has reached a reasonable size" turn it down to zero but leave the PA on
8. close shutters and go fuck up the SME
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>>160544667

>But why not just use the test server for playing with the singularity?

Only been playing a few weeks. Ive never actually been on the test server
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>>160518968
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>>160544771
desu half the time I try to connect to the test server it's down or somebody has already blown the station to hell. Good luck
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I like the RP on the server.
Nobody should be forced to do it, and people who enjoy it can find it a lot of the time.
What's the argument even about exactly? You can't say /vg/ doesn't have roleplay, but if you're arguing that it needs more, I completely disagree. It happens as much as individual players strive for it. Me, I have a powergaming CMO static and then I play Trader to chat and relax.
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>>160545313
It's really just bay trying to shift the balance anon, shit on em till they fuck off, you understand that the current status of it is perfect, well, they think Bay is decent, all you can do is tell em examples of legitimate rp when they call us hippie for the nth time and repeat ad nauseum how shit and autistic bay is and they fuck off eventually.

I'd advise you to try and rp as a human, I got me some good results on it, impromptu bartender always worked fine.
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>>160529407
why did you have to post this lol
it just stirs shit anytime outside of dead hours, which you can clearly see from the thread already
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>>160545313
Most of the thread is just shitposters trying to bait the other shitposters into giving them (you)'s

I actually started playing this game because I was shitposting the thread, and decided to get more information for my shitposts. Ended up liking it okay.
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>>160543324
>i got that reference.gif
Anon we have to start accepting that 1999 was 15 years ago
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>>160545604
I used to do a lot more roleplay on a human static on Paradise and Urist, but sort of fell off.
I can only really relax playing an off-station job like miner and trader now, and only trader has a ton of interaction with people. I'm fine with it for now
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>>160545734
>15
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>>160545828
>tfw it's not 2014 anymore
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>>160545734
m8 c'mon who hasn't seen that shit

pretty sure most millennials get shown the Matrix by their parents
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>>160545734
>15
Anon we have to start accepting that 2014 was 2 years ago
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>>160545946
ALMOST 3 BITCH
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>>160545797
Sounds good mate, good luck, hope your vox shit ends up well and you aren't a bird Jew, or I'll throw you in the bathroom, steal everything but your oxy tank and mask, weld the door and fuck off.
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>>160546013
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>>160546108
I try to be the least poxxy vox possible, specifically never stealing and refraining from starting shit with anyone.
Being nice is way more fun than being a dick.
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>>160545734
Agent Smith is our best IAA player
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>>160546389
Hard mode makes the game more enjoyable, I concur.
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>>160546389
Glad to hear that mate, what so you tend to sell, I'm curious, usual sec gear or do you try and get more special shit from vaults and such?
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>>160546664
I run a bakery.
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>>160521962
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>>160546807
top tier vox. wish you had more variety in your gimmicks though
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>>160546807
Looks good, do you tend to sell some woodapples? My gheto botany tendency would get you some great money for those, maybe some for the sauce things too, easy 100 just on that.
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What do I need to enable the slip function on the clown PDA?
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>>160547189
insert a banana into the ID slot
sometimes it takes a while to work
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>>160547189
Get someone to move over it.
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>>160547189
The what now, its naturaly slips people, it doesn't have a on and off button anon, just hit a greyshit and get him to chase you, throw it in front of him and bam, slipped like a motherfucker.

Sloping people with them is also longer than usual and gets you a virus charge, don't forget to use them to make PDAs randomly honk, extra hilarious for sec.
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>>160547189
Hold your PDA in your hand
Run into someone in help intent
One tile before running into them, press the "drop" keyboard hotkey
If they are in help intent, they will switch places with you and be slipped by the PDA
This is how you quikslip
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What's the best way to practice robustness? Clown?
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>>160547861
Die
Make some shit up to make everyone in deadchat salty
Then beg the admins to get a thunderdome going
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>>160547861
People will tell you clown because memes, but no one really fucks with clowns anymore so nah.

Sec officer is the way to go. Don't be a huge shitter, randomname so no one metagrudges you for your retardation, tase the shit out of everyone. Sec gets the best "fuck you and your fun" gear outside of Nuke Ops, so it's a good starter kit for people who are totally inept.
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>>160547861
trader
>you get abuse 4nr
>security won't help you
>you have to respond nonlethally
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I wonder if John Paul is actually an autistic control freak or if it's just a role.
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>>160547478
Hugh pls go
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>>160547861
get someone to set up ragecage and fight until robust in a fistfight.
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MALCOM
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>>160548839
He's probably the worst regular med player we have right now.
An absolute cunt, and he's shit at the job to boot.
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>>160547861

Yes.

And traitor, and then just murderbone everyone you see, instead of flooding or some shit.
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>>160549123
>hey John is [crewmember] dead
>HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW GET OUT OF MY MEDBAY
my favorite moment
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>>160547861
Clown only has two modes.
Either nobody cares about you at all because you haven't done anything.
Or the entire station is crashing down on your head because you started shit.
Either way it's not good for practice, no. Unless you're practicing on humility, in which case it's perfect.
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does anyone know what a blast cannon does? I fired one with a dev 10 bomb and it just gibbed the fuck out of me
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>>160549241
it fires a 3 tile wide blast of fuck you
it also tosses you back against whatever's behind you
if it's powerful enough, you will gib most things in front and behind you, and also you
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>>160547861
>>160548106
this Tbh


You can also greytide on throwaway accounts using a VM and VPN and fight sec all day. People will obviously get assblasted if you fight sec as greytide and get calls for your ban pretty quick, which is why you use the VM and VPN.

Absolutely integral skills for a budding robust person:

taser and laser aim
basic firefight tactics
yakkety skills for evading tasers, bullets, lasers, thrown items, and melee hits
drawing your weapon(s) from your inventory
putting together improvised weaponry
knowing how to evade capture and being spotted
getting an autoclicker

If you work on all of these as greytide/sec/traitor then you'll get robust pretty quick
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>>160549605
>getting an autoclicker
disgusting & will probably result in coders re-instating the 300ms delay on click
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>cant mute byond ads anymore
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>>160550387
>Cant even change the volume
If I have to hear that final fantasy commercial in full volume again I am gonna cry
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i wish there was a way to cycle body part targeting using hotkeys
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>>160547861
Rage cage, laser tag, sec duty.
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>>160546948
i miss that one trader who did crazy stuff every round
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>>160550387
>speakers haven't worked ever since I cleaned my desk

Thanks for being a piece of shit, me.
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>>160533974
>you make it seem like freak was to blame for this
It was. Xevonix did the right thing.
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>>160549605
>taser and laser aim
>yakkety skills for evading tasers, bullets, lasers,
>drawing your weapon(s) from your inventory

L A S E R
A
S
E
R

T A G
A
G
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Whover plays Emilia is actually fucking autistic I swear
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>>160534615
>>160533974
>>160535243
>>160539896
>>160540172
you're both bretty gay desu

can't you pretend to be normal, like an acceptable human being
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>>160549605
assistant isn't good for practicing robustness, it is what you do once you've reached the apex point of robustness
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>>160551383
no one is talking about this anymore
let it die
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>>160548106
Eh, people still get pissed off by my clowning to the point of assault sometimes. Yesterday I was on lowpop and forgot what my gimmick was going to be, so I was just going around pulling a welder fuel tank and a lit welder and would use the explosion sound on the sound synth (no mime was on, I'm not THAT much of a turd). Eventually a botanist got sick of my shit and grabbed the sound synth after I was stunned by the HoP's egun. I chased him around the station for it. Eventually I pushed him down and stole his ID as revenge, and then he chased me around. We managed to come to an agreement where I give the ID and he gives the sound synth.
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>>160551424
My favorite newer robust technique is a hotkey that toggles laying down on press and release.
You can use it to crawl past turrets or dodge non direct lasers/tasers
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>>160552474
Didn't that get patched not too long ago?
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>>160552474
Is there actually a way to change hotkeys? I feel like q would be much better as swap hands than z.
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>>160552629
z is use item
x is swap hands
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>>160551640
Peak robustitude is a myth, there is always more to learn and more practice to be done. The most robust person I ever talked to on here specifically gave me the advice to practice as assistant and get into fights with security, and I have to say after doing it myself I'm inclined to agree that it's good practice, on par with facing off against loud cult/rev solo or murderboning the station.

Even if you're relatively unrobust, there's plenty of practice to be had even just slipping a sec officer and running away. You get to learn how to dodge tasers and evade capture. You get valuable hands on experience fighting a well equipped adversary. And the best part is you can do it whenever you want as assistant, as opposed to waiting around for something to happen when you're sec
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>>160552820
My bad, but you get the point. How do I change hotkeys?
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>>160552820
>tfw I been clicking the items to use them and use the middle mouse button to swap hands
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>>160554161
middle mouse button is the premier swap hands hotkey Tbh
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>>160555505
yeah it is pretty nice and I wasn't planning on switching away from it. The use hotkey sounds nice though
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>>160555505
middle mouse is underrated in general

I always set middle mouse as my knife key in fps games
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>>160555713
>mfw middle mouse click is my grenade button and my middle mouse scroll is melee
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>>160552597
the 1s delay on rest did absolutely nothing to "fix" turret limbo, but the coderbus never cared about fixing anything so they didn't care (further proof: the DDR minigame is still broken and they don't care either)
matrixrest was never a thing, if it had ever been a thing, it would have been fixed by the 1s delay movement on rest, the 1s cooldown on rest is completely fucking unnecessary
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>>160555943
>middle mouse click is grenade
>scroll is melee
>button on the left side for toggle crouch
>hold button for toggle prone
>button on the right for sprint

im gonna have fuckin carpal tunnel by the time i'm 25
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>>160556302
>tfw mouse scroll is jump
who /bunnyhop/ here
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>>160552474
How do you do that, did you just map a key to press "R E S T Enter" ?
Because that might be the way to win DDR
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>>160557225
you map a key to the rest verb
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>>160557328
How do you do that?
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>person in odysseus pushes me outside escape shuttle, forcing me out at maximum velocity for no reason
can you guys... at least... ATTEMPT
to be decent people
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>>160557328
How?
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>>160557225
You can't win DDR no matter what, unfortunately. The change to rest means, even with a keybind, you can't do it fast enough. I've used a rest keybind for a long time and it's pretty garbage now, nowhere near as good as when you could wiggle through stun-turrets in the AI core and rest through everyone's taser shots.
You do it in the macros section on byond, you can bind verbs to keys, things like spin-chair too.
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>>160557225
DDR?
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>>160557328
YOU CAN MAP KEYS TO VERBS?
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>>160557426
Did you ahelp
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>bomberlinger
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>>160557508
>>160557441
>>160557408
>all these people don't have extreme chair spin macros
casuals, the lot of you
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>>160557536
no because i made it back in, albeit with intense hypothermia memes and a nearly dead patient because of it
it wasn't in transit, he just threw me out really really quickly
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>>160557474
>You do it in the macros section on byond
HOLY SHIT

>>160557580
I just use my default clickspam button to spin chairs desu
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>>160557580
>not mastering the extreme spin by hand
and you call us casuals
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>that hop demotion scene
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>played the game for years
>didn't discover the "drag a box to a table" shortcut until my mouse started misfunctioning
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>>160557736
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Shortcuts
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>>160557585
It's bloody krampus week, this is the best time presumably to ahelp grif.
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>>160557763
>PDA
>Click+Drag onto Game Screen: Interact with. Works the same as using it in your hand.
fucking god damn
I really should have read that page again earlier
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>>160557893
>there are people here right now who don't stealth use their PDA when a traitor
disappointing...
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>>160557736
That one hasn't been around for years, only about a year since clusterfack first added it. Even less since TG stole it.
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>>160557717
Greentext it?
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>>160557946
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>>160558083
>captain asks for borg to arrest the hop
>hop gets arrested by the captain before the borg can arrive
>borg, clown, mime and half of the station follow the condom captain to brig then hop office
>captain lashes the hop, borg goes nuclear, bolting open the hop'soffice and arresting the captain
>law2 fight
>literally every single greyshit is inside the hop's office while the captain tries to drag him away
>greyshits start bullying the captin using law two and they end aiding the hop to get away
>captain saltly uploads NTDefault
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who is uraniummeltdown on the github and why are they trying to push really shit changes
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>>160558518
DAS RITE! GREYTIDE WORL WIDE! FUCK DA CONDOM, DIS AW STATION NOW!
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>>160558838
TG refugee trying to make this server more like TG
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>>160558925
github ban when?
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>>160558891
Why was the Captain and HoP even fighting? I know it is standard procedure but still.
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>>160558925
>>160558967
I think it's nice finally having a new coder who is intimately familiar with other servers and wants to bring some of the best to us. Hell that's what people were arguing in favor of just a few hundred posts ago.
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>>160559126
i have no clue
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>>160559126
I wasn't in the round. I was just shitposting
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>>160559168
have you seen what he's trying to push?
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>>160559315
Link some
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>>160559386
these are his three open pulls right now
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12560
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12565
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12567
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>>160559386
An unholy trinity of shit
Two unnecessary /tg/ merges and a huge unnecessary Vox buff that removes existing content
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>>160559315
Yeah, and people said they wanted some of the features other servers have. What now you suddenly don't want them? Sorry the monkey's paw only goes one way.
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>>160559542
not these kinds of features
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>>160559542
if you think i'm a person who said that you are mistaken.
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>>160559542
>people
Who, anon?
Please post ckeys.
Not everyone in the thread wants the same things.
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>>160559591
THE MONKEY'S PAW ONLY GOES ONE WAY.

>>160559610
IT'S TOO LATE, THE DAMAGE IS DONE.
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>>160559638
the fuck does that even mean?
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>>160559702
Never heard of the monkey paw anon?
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>>160559470
Neutral on the vox skin one but the others are kinda shitty
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>>160559470
The vox skin one would be whatever, although the paradise ones immediately made me think of dragonkin from WoW for some reason.

The other two are shit
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>>160559793
The old brighter-green color is perfectly fine. The azure and emerald ones seriously rub me the wrong way.
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>>160559979
If anything they should be exclusive for males.
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>>160559979
I've always seen vox as dirty space birds, dull colored and boring, not these more elegant colors. Greys, browns, dirty greens and yellows, nothing else.
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>>160560181
THIS
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>vox can wear human hardsuit
No
Why
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>>160560935
Because the coder is a TG refugee and is either an asshole and wants to shit up the server or delusional and thinks he's making it better.
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>>160560935
who did this? burn him alive
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>>160561290
It's not done yet.
Feel free to throw more fuel on the fire.
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12560
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>>160560935
Bro there's just one race, don't be racist you shitlord. Vox lives matter, and Nanotrasen needs to provide hardsuits that accommodate all body shapes and sizes since big can be beautiful you fat shaming pig. I literally can't even right now. Did you know there are poor vox who cannot continue to live comfortable lives onboard the station since the clown stole all their special hardsuits?

You need to rethink your views of the universe shitlord. These poor vox are living in poverty and are forced to beg and steal to even run a proper business. Instead of welcoming them in with open arms you shun them back into their specialized suits. You're literally worse than hitler by forcing vox to wear their different suit to ensure everyone knows they do not belong.

Space yourself, asshole.
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>>160561361
i'm going to register just for this

>>160561593
heh
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>>160561361
>Vox can now just carry full-sized tanks around whenever, if they've got a Tank Harness
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The funny thing is that Vox don't even need hardsuits for anything except holding their tank
In fact it makes them criminally slow and I never use it
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>>160561593
>Nanotrasen needs to provide hardsuits
the ~LORE~ says vox bring their own suits, they are not included with job
source: me because i think the lore should be like that and nobody can say otherwise because the lore doesn't say anything about it
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>>160561719
>/vg/
>lore

Pick one
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>>160557483 There's a DDR arcade machine.
It's really just resting and uninteresting repeatedly.
Ever since the rest got nerfed, it's been unwinnable.
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>>160561796
blow me
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>>160561817
DDR?
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>>160561949
Dance Dance Revolution.
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>>160561949
>There are people who don't know what DDR is
DDR was the shit
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>>>160561817 and *unresting
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>>160561830
I would like a blow job as well please.
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>>160561796
>not roleplaying
>not using some form of lore that isn't retarded 'LE SOCIAL EXPERIMEME EVERYONE DIES AT THE END OF THE SHIFT FUCK STATICNAMERS XD' edgelord shit
>being this much of a hippie pleb

You have to go back.
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>>160562387
>thinking /vg/ has ever adopted lore for fucking anything

What shithole did you drop out of onto our server?
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>>160562435
>implyign servers with lore are shitholes

No, retard, it's /vg/ that's the shithole. Also, /vg/ does have lore. Read the fucking wiki. It may be shit lore, but it's still lore.
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>>160562381
>>160561830
But anons, I don't think I can blow air at two different things at once.
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>>160562512
Oh my god how retarded are you, the wiki was copypasted from Bay's years ago.

All the """"lore"""" you see on it are remnants from that.
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>>160562695
Lore is lore. And not all of it is from bay, some of it has been changed to fit /vg/ better.
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>>160562808
Examples?
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>>160558109
>tfw some one makes your OC better.

;-;
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>>160516593
I've been meaning to play more and help pull science back up to where it should be, but I've been busy with PSO2 and other stuff.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11683481
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How long should I babysit lord singulo once he's up and running
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>Spend half the shift interviewing the heads for Centcomm
>Blob comes just as you finish the report

ITS NOT FAIR.
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>>160563070
once it's at a resonable size, turn the PA down to zero and you can fuck off forever from it
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>>160563292
That's what I thought, but it just kept shrinking again.
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>>160563331
What I usually do is wait for it to hit a good size, give it a few pulses so it's stable, THEN power it to 0.
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>>160563070
You fucking don't do singulo.
Worse than solar panels.
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>>160560935
>vox filth stealing more hardsuits when they already have combat ready space suits for free
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>>160563070

You go away once he's on

So I can unleash him and get my greentext

t. engineer
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>>160563063
The main parts of science that need help are being aware of other things join on and reading a fucking wiki page of the basics. Most people don't even know you can swap cell in borgs without haing to remove the old one completely.
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>>160563483
>combat ready
what
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>>160563448
But not nearly as fun or dynamic
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>>160563627
Last I checked the free vox hardsuits at the outpost are just reskins of the nuke ops vox version suits.
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>>160563824
they got 'fixed' to be as weak as the assistant suits
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>>160564213
>"""""fixed"""""
Flipping bloodsuits for birdtide was a bit much.
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post your meta head-cannon
kilozombie is killete's ban evasion alt
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>>160564560
>4 year old account
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>>160564560
The syndicate are the merchanters, and NT are the earth company.
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>>160564560
Nanotrasen created SCREEEs to get rid of stations and make it look like some sort of freak attack
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>>160564560
mr pain is dirt poor
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>>160564560
Girls play this game too
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>>160563136 Should have built extra fax machines. Do that no matter what, lets you get more commendation posters.
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>>160564560
The whole universe is actually a highly innacurate simulated reality. We're given the illusion of free will while inside the station and our memories from outside it are artificial. What sort of twisted creatures could take pleasure in playing God with our lives?
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>>160564758
killette is an old oldfag, wouldn't suprise me if he had an extra account laying around
>both do botany autism every single round, and are very good at it
>both participate in forum autism
>both have a name that starts with a K
>both typically play during late US hours
>chikiwiki started playing real autiste hours right around the time killete got bakkad

the only difference is that people actually like kilo, and everyone hated killete
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>>160564560
Me and my waifu tenderly cuddle and watch movies in bed in between shifts to take our minds off the fact that while our friends died in the hell that is the station, we escaped.
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>>160565649
>i'm considered very good at botany autism
A-All I do is click on the plants with the wirecutters anon
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>>160564560 Nanotrasen is a small-time mega corp, and technically a subsidiary of Getmore Chocolate Crop.
Space Station 13 is located outside of NT controlled space. The syndicate are the local "government".
The crew quality is so shit because they have to Shanghai all their recruits.
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>>160565649
genius
>there is no way killette isn't ban evading
>that fag loves space way too much
>if killette did ban evade they couldn't play botanist, or they'd be noticed
>if only there was a job with a full botany suite where no one would bother them or scrutinize them as a ghost
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game sucks, kill yourself
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>>160565737

>Implying NT doesn't control their employees' sex lives to prevent them focusing more on their families than on work

Why do you think the dorms only have single beds? You will have no cuddles with your waifu. Get back to work.
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>>160565845
hi killette
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>>160562986
> quentin's diamond dogs
what is this autism watermark?
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>>160565931
maybe you should try sculpting
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>>160565970
>He doesn't know that only lets you cuddle your waifu closer
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>>160566054
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>>160566014
Hi, AMA
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>>160565970
Anon single beds are way better for anything intimate.
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>>160566201
why are you here
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>>160565649
Kilozombie suddenly started posting on github once killete was banned. Github posters percentagewise is a very small portion of total users.

Wouldn't surprise me at fucking all.
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>>160566201
how are you liking trader
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>>160493605
>Garruss is banned

>Nothing to shitpost about

Come on admins unban him.

NOW.
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>>160566150
this is still what I whisper after falling into crit from carp attacks
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>>160566129
>>160566238

>He violates company policy for the sake of getting his dick wet
>He misuses the NanoTrasen Energy Recovery Rooms, also known informally as the Dorms, for sexual purposes
>He doesn't save up his credits and purchase the non-mechanical reproductive simulation at the end of every month like a good worker

People like you are why we need to loyalty implant EVERY employee.
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Can somebody tell me if this guy was banned again or not?

I can't for the life of me remember his name but he was a major griefer and got a permaban.

He was constantly crying about it and eventually got it lifted months later. I believe this was around April of this year. He went right back to his griefing like before. Runs into the fucking engineering or w.e and build himself a bunch of weapons and harasses people.

Reported him every time he did but the mods didn't seem to care so I just stopped playing.

Is it safe to come back? He was pretty well known and I remember this general bitching he was allowed back in. Sorry I can't remember the name but I'm sure someone knows who I'm talking about.
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>>160566261
I got recommended this thread from a friend of mine, he says I can get some cool games
>>160566286
Huh? I play Zachary Hensha as CMO.
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>>160566381
Jokes on you killette, everyone knows i'm too depressed this week to shitpost properly.
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>>160566349
I'll cuddle my waifu back at Centcomm prior to redeployment and there is nothing you can do about it
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>>160566381
post botany tips
post ban evasion tips
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>>160566278
I joined after Mandalore's video as a meme, but this is an even better meme.
>>160566585
cut off the end of your name and add "zombie" to imply you got revived or something :^)
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>>160566349
>Thinking everything is about sex
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>>160566349
>tfw some butthurt loser numale somehow wormed his way onto the NT board of directors and got triggered by the fact employees developed relationships when stuck on a spacestation together for long stretches of time
>yfw the CEO of NT is just some angry cuck
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>>160566278
>only person with enough autism to main botany gets banned
>another player emerges right after and picks up where they left off, but on the roid
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>>160566349
Those simulations are terrible, i got one where it had a spectator in the corner that would randomly yell out 'My man!'. it was scary.
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>>160566554

I'm locking onto your suit sensors right now. I just dispatched the Deathsquad to your location. Have a nice day.

>>160566697

Fraternization is strictly prohibited. The station is a place of work, not a funhouse. After all, if you make friends, and one of them is turned by the Syndicate, where does that leave you?

>>160566742

n-no
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>actually hailing people before arresting them
okay I'm not doing that anymore
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>>160566923
why not?
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>Just be yourself
>Kills everyone
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>>160566949
Because the hailing sound is tator signal to push their "draw weapon and fire" macro key
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>>160566923
UNROBUST
N
R
O
B
U
S
T
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Just be yourself, man
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Mom's gonna freak.
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>>160566949
>giving criminals a chance to run then murder you later

taze and cuff them first, then you can take a minute to explain whats going on.

Doing this increases the odds of the officer surviving, and the person being arrested surviving.
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>>160566893
Jokes on you.
I'm not wearing a suit
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>>160566923
An alternative is to wear a loaded shotgun in your suit slot - you can unload the required two shots in whoever chlorals you, a shield can help with stuns, but that's a wee bit more cumbersome
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>>160567043
MIME ABUSE
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>>160566994
>tfw yourself is a crazed maniac killer
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>>160567097
>a shield can help with stuns
If I have access sure, but I'm not gonna hack into the armory as sec to get muh gear.
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>>160518768
Just go to medbay.

Everyone expects you to be absolutely incompetent anyway.
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why don't you lads like my changes
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>become clown cadet
>practice slip-fu with clown for a long time, even manage to get his PDA once
>break into janitor's office for more slip tools and janicart
>angry sec comes after me
>dodge the first several taser shots
>he gives up and tries to stunbaton me
>I slip him on a peel and steal the baton
>get blocked by real clown
>sec tasers me
>get sent to jail
>real clown comes to visit my cell to bash on me and side with sec, even giving them the janicart stuff
>my sentence is up, stay in cell for a long time over time
>ask sec to come back and let me out over common
>mimecomes over and breaks me out
>mime is caught by sec, but not before he breaks all the windows
>sec deals with other guys first but handcuffs mime
>rush out of jail with mime after officer takes off my cuffs
>shove him into disposals and jump in after him to escape
>we both pop out at a zero oxygen blast site
>we manage to get back into the hallways alive and kicking, escaping from sec
Thanks man, you really saved my ass. I really needed to see something as nice as that after witnessing a clown that sides with sec.
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>>160518768
science, like other said
just make sure to do R&D as fast as possible, then you can try to figure out interesting ways to use your gadgets
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>>160518768
in no particular order
scientist, robotocist, engineering, cargo tech, shaft miner
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>>160567179
I guess you just have to rely on quick reflexes and use extra care, if you don't have a warden or a HoS, declaring being assaulted on :s also helps, sec is a whole other world when you are working in a team
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>>160567183
Like my waifu!
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>>160567297
>I guess you just have to rely on quick reflexes
there is no limit on how fast a guy can fire, and human reflexes are limited, you can't win the reaction game
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>robust now means macros
delete all hotkeys
let's go back to having to click the ui to use items/swap hands
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>>160567260
AW MAN YOU DIDNT GET REVENGE? I NEED THE SEASON 2
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>>160567363
There is definitely a time to act in most assault scenarios I can think of: taser bolts are dodgable, especially the ones after the first one, parapens and chloral injectors give you several seconds before taking effect, stun gloves can be spotted and avoided. What are you actually having a problem with? Ballistics that can kill you in pretty much two seconds?
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>>160567251
The thread is not a monolith, don't ever make the mistake of thinking it is.
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>>160567406
macro is the tool of the unrobust, but a macro wont save you from a robust player
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Is ERP allowed again or no?

I remember it being banned a few months back because of some incident.
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>>160568404
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>>160567641
Parapens drop you faster than chloral.
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Is it against the rules to smash random windows if I'm not an antag?

Is it acceptable if I'm trying to suicide myself?
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Why is there a cult of personality around Pomf? Literally all he does is host the server
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>>160568807
Bite your tongue, peasant. He is our lord and savior and you will submit to his will.
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>>160569047
t. cuck
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>>160568807
to keep everything propped up and deflect criticism by proxy
olde /vg/ hosts were either dickheads that got ousted or cool bros who had to flake off for whatever reason
personally I think he's an alright guy but he's let things slip into decline big time and seems incapable of taking executive action when it'd make a difference
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>>160569105
Cluck cluck mother fucker
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>>160568404
>again
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Guys, I'm new.

Is space lube an actual thing or was the clown sexually harassing me?
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>>160569305
Space lube is an actual thing.
Which the clown uses to tenderly glide in real easy
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>>160569438
Was I supposed to give him some then?
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>>160569305
space lube is real and terrible
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>>160569494
Jesus christ no. Do not do this.
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>>160569494
Were you a chemist? You don't really have a lot of responsibilities that are actually enforced by the rules but there are two occasions you HAVE to do your job
>if a botanist asks for mutagen you GIVE THEM IT
>if a clown asks for lube you GIVE THEM IT
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>>160569305
Why not both?
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>>160569616
I'm confused, please help.

How do I make ti though? IS it on the wiki?

>>160569646
Yes, I was chemist.

How much of medbay is actually enforced by the rules anyway?

They seem to let dead bodies pile up a lot.

Also if I give a fatty mint and tell him it's lipozene is that bannable?

What if I gave him two mint pills and said one was lipozene but not which?
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>>160569646
>never get anyone anything in a beaker
>if they ask for a pill i fill it with 50u of random shit
>i mislabel all my pills and color them the default color
>sometimes i'll just splash the cryomixes onto the CMO and then ahelp if he attacks me
>if anyone complains i unwrench all the chemistry machines and move them into an airlock and weld the door so i have them all to myself
>i dissolve all the items in my workplace in sulfuric acid at roundstart
>if there is another chemist with me, i chloral him, put my chloral autoinjector box in his hand, replace him with a monkeyman with an identical UI+UE, and then let security sort it out
why is chemistry the most fun job?
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>>160569806
Fat people are always valid, put mint in all your pills
Space lube is made with water, silicon, and oxygen. It's considered common practice to empty useless chemistry cleaner and fill it with lube instead, clowns love it.
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>>160570053
>Fat people are always valid
Wow really?

If this is a lie the admins will understand. r-right?
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>>160570053
I wish somebody had harm-stabbed Bill Hudson with mint toxin on the round he got memed upon. It would have given /ss13g/ an eternal hero
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>>160570017
>i dissolve all the items in my workplace in sulfuric acid at roundstart
I did that once.

Burned myself pretty bad. I didn't know what I was doing. It was only my second round. :^(

I tried making a grenade and detonating it an empty area because I wanted to see what would happen.

It didn't work for whatever reason. But let's say if it did, and I set of some kind of acid gas bomb would I get in trouble? Even if nobody was around to get hurt by it?
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>>160570151
We don't pander to any fucking degenerate fetishes, fat fetishists and bestiality fetishists are the worst. There's pets scattered around the station, they are free to kill, killing Ian the dog in the HOP's office usually grants you a small admin favor.
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>>160569806
>IS it on the wiki?
Read the guide and keep pic related handy
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Chemistry

>How much of medbay is actually enforced by the rules anyway?
It's under the same rules as every other department. As a non-antag, try to not be a shitter, don't intentionally poison people, don't saw off limbs in surgery without a valid reason, DO make an effort to send people out of medbay in better condition than they came in.

Just read the wiki and the medbay related guides some more
If you're unsure if something will get you banned, ahelp it
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>>160570318
So as long as I'm not going out of my way to be a pain in the ass I'm fine?

Even if I'm doing poorly as long as I'm trying to be useful I won't get banned?

The game is a bit overwhelming so far.
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>>160570297
Are you antag? If not, does it hurt people? If not, does it cause lasting damage to the station or impede facility operations? If not, you're probably good.
If you melted everything in the chem lab for no raisin as non-antag then you would probably get boinked as your face is melting
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>>160570470
>banned?
Unless you are being so much of a shitter that people are more likely to die by your actions than be saved I wouldn't worry. If you don't do a good job you might get lynched and replaced or some assistant might just come and teach you how to doctor.
If you don't play during lowpop there will usually be other doctors that can help you learn before the wild ride begins.
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>>160570698
>If you don't do a good job you might get lynched

Being a shitty doctor makes me a valid?

Or just in certain scenarios?

Should I just hole myself up in virology or genetics and jack off instead?
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>>160570940
If I see you hole yourself up in genetics and not help people I will find a way to valid you
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>>160570470
>The game is a bit overwhelming so far.
Wait hol up. You're not trying to do medbay as a virgin soul are you? Spend some time as assistant or something minor before going into a job where everyone demands something from you.

>>160570940
Not necessarily valid. By lynch, I mean they will demote your ass and banish you to a life of greytiding. Only hole up in virology or genetics if medbay is fully covered by other doctors. if you go to virology, do not release any beneficial virus without alerting the crew, as you will have a mob beat down your door. It should go without saying that dangerous viruses should not leave the airlock if you are non-antag.
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>>160571131
>Wait hol up. You're not trying to do medbay as a virgin soul are you?
No, I've got a handle on bartending and chef.

Chemistry was pretty similar to it.
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>>160571203
Alright. As the other anon said, if you hole up somewhere and leave medbay understaffed, you will likely become valid as hordes of angry hurt people bust through the windows and steal your id so they can fix themselves
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>>160571203
Play paramed for some rounds and try to be helpful to doctors. Obviously after you read the wiki and make notes of basic stuff until they become reflex for you. THEN start playing doctor.
Or witness round end OOC salt about your performance.
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>>160571281
>hordes of angry hurt people
I get they're angry and all BUT how are they going to break anything down when their limbs are raped?
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WITNESS ME AI
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god bless you oatmeal, my beautiful baby boy
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>>160571367
I don't mind playing other maps desu
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>>160571367
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>>160567641
Well, how do you do the arrestation without tazing the guy?
Suppose he complies first. You have to get close to him. At this point if he instantly gets his gun and shoot you can't dodge the taser.
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>>160571329
Not everyone who comes to medbay is a cripple. a little brute damage or fucked lungs doesn't stop them from smashing shit. Also they could make a strong case to Law 2 a borg to bolt open the doors and steal your ID to prevent some guy from bleeding out and being harmed.
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>>160570470
You're on /vg/station, the only way you'll get banned is if you go around on a killing spree as a non-antagonist or try cybering with a thirsty autist that his family tries to forget exists.
Unless, if you garner the ire of some whimsical circlejerk that exaggerates your actions and nags non stop in the threads, you should be fine.

t. long time greytider
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>>160571319
>>160571203
you guys forgot the most obvious advice: change your vanity title to Nurse or Medical Intern the first times you play doctor. That will let your colleagues know they should not expect too much.
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>>160570470
Randomnaming reduces your chances of getting banned by 90%.
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>>160568807
Mostly because if "all" someone is doing is hosting the server, it means they are doing a FANTASTIC fucking job. You massively underestimate how much hosts in general host a server to fuck with every living person on their server.
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>>160572437
this

Also, could someone explain what the purge was? I was absent from the game for a while.
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>>160572351
garrus might not have been the antichrist that the thread paints him as but he definitely was a shitter, in an unfun, stagnant way that was detrimental to the server
nobody enjoyed his gimmicks nor his constant incessant ahelping about shit he started himself
he'll appeal in 2017 and maybe be better or maybe not
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>>160572510
I have no idea who Garrus is, bud.
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>>160572620
oh
thought you were passive-aggressively referring to the guy since that's sort of what happened
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>>160572691
Him berating the admins with ahelps is probably what did him in ultimately.
I've been fading in and out of this place for the last few weeks.
Pro tip: admins usually disregard the thread.
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>>160572795
Not the drama fagmins we have now, they not only care about the thread they samefag it up all the time.
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>>160572502
A whole day with no rules. Like, no rules at all.

I was only in the thread during the purge since I happened to create my account that day and knew I was too unrobust to deal with it. From my understanding swarms of Mommi's turned the entire station to plasma every other round and this one static name stuck his dick in a slime
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>>160572916
Plasma flooders ruin all the fun.
This is why you kill them first and then science second.
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>>160572795
Nah, he was a really big greytider who would frequently nigger into the armory. His notes are in his ban appeal
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>>160573151
I never perceived that as being massive greytiding, if anything it's almost expected of your typical grey chucklefuck.
It's what you do with those weapons is what can then be graded on greytiding.
Though, it still can be a huge detriment to security if they have a dangerous threat on the station, and I should know, I've had many a HoPcurity fuck us over when they Christmas Grinched our whole stash of goodies, funny thing is is that it's far more often heads than run-of-the-mill thieves.
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>>160567251
>Here's a thought:
For what reason did you decide these changes would benefit the server?
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IAA sounds like it could be interesting. Anyone have any resources that could help me build up a decent RP gimmick?
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>>160573560
>grey
he did that as engie
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>>160569242 Server policy used to be "makes you valid, and expect to get interrupted by bus".
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>>160573560
http://pastebin.com/u41rW0Sw

He a shitter.
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>>160573745
That should give you more than an enough of the implications behind valid and bussed when referring to something being "allowed."
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>>160573718
Get ready to know how powerless the beureaucrats that make non-command bridge staff famous are
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Guys is Justin Credible still shitting the place up?

He was unbanned a while back and made the game absolutely no fun at all.

Please tell me they banned him again.
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>>160570318
>send people out of medbay in better condition than they came in.
Just to clarify, people are better with chloral injectors than without.
Better with Creatine in their system, too.
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>>160573960
He lasted less than a day after getting back.
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>>160573871
That was as low as a penalty can conceivably go. Not even a ban.
Pretty big difference between that and a no warning perma.
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>>160573629
well for the TC changes, 10 TC really isn't enough, 20 TC gives traitors more freedom and allows for more interesting combos, also the uplink's prices really needed rebalancing

the vox suits I'm not really sure about myself, we'll see about that one

the AI icons because the current ones look very tacky to me
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>>160574002
So it's safe to come back?

I was brand new at the time and just gave up because that faggot was such a massive tumor.

Tried other servers and they felt weird.

How did that faggot even convince the admins to unban him in the first place?
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>>160574050
>the vox suits I'm not really sure about myself, we'll see about that one
What kind of fucking justification is this?
You had to put some amount of work into the PR, right? Why do all that with a mentality of "even I'm not sure whether I want this"?

It's okay to just admit that the idea was dumb and close the PR. It's not getting merged anyway given that it's got 16 downvotes and literally no upvotes.

Think about that. Not a SINGLE person so far has liked that PR.
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>>160574161
some of the votes are from when I gave them large volume tanks that fit in the pocket, I don't know I'll think about it
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>>160574161
>Not a SINGLE person so far has liked that PR.
Yeah I think the thought of Jew birds stealing our hardsuits really isn't so enticing.
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>>160574305
1. large volume tanks in pocket is shit
2. removing vox suits, literally why
the downvotes are for both desu
i wouldn't mind extended-cap nitrogen tanks but see the entire github thread for reasoning why the current pr is batshit
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>>160574385
it doesn't remove the vox suits, all the sprites are still the same, when a vox wears a normal hardsuit the vox sprite will show

I combined all the non-hardsuit vox suits (except paramedic) into a one-use chameleon vox EVA suit orderable from cargo
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>>160574503
i dunno what you're saying here or why you want to do this
so vox no longer start with a suit roundstart? they're unable to wear a backpack until they bother cargo, which may or may not exist? won't that just make all the pox raid EVA at roundstart, not even through fault of their own but necessity?
hold up: have you ever played on /vg/station, my man?
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>>160574648
Vox will spawn with an (invisible on the mob) tank harness which goes in the suit slot and holds tanks
And yes /vg/station was my first server, I found ss13 through browsing /vg/
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Me dead, call the shuttle.
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>>160574882
>Icky Ocky
You dun fucked up son
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Join as observer, but now I want to play crew. Call the shuttle.
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well that was something
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Sieg heil!
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>>160575068
>clown screaming about someone going ballistic in the armory
>abandon bar and check it out
>guy has amassed a slaughter corridor in the firing range
>suit up
>kill him
>go up to decapitate him
>mfw i saw the abandoned red spesssuit and his e-shield
>mfw i somehow didn't process that it was newcops
>KABLAM

i at least got one of you cunts
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>>160574785
i mean, that's better than no hardsuit, and i don't think it's overpowered, but you'll probably still get some backlash
just... honestly, remake your PR, nobody knows that it's been changed this way
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>>160574785
Bad change. You also make vox able to fit into every space suit that humans can.

Also not that anyone cares, but I set the config for the ban appeals URL since for some reason it wasn't set.
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Make sure newthread is
http://pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz
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>>160575151
And a fine Sieg Heil to you too, drunken party city brand Hitler
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>tfw just hit credits on pokemon sun
my life is over
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>>160575576
Now you can dedicate yourself entirely to ss13

Again
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>>160575576
>Pick owl because of a pact to always go grass with my 2 best friends going water and fire
>Every time I look at it, it reminds of how much my ex loves owls and all the owl plushes I got her.
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>>160575878
;_;
i picked the gay seal because i hate the other two, if i didn't have a weird attachment to the starter i pick i probably would have benched it really early popplio has that cute ball nose kinda like Zero the dog in nightmare before christmas, my ex bought me a plushie of him last christmas, still get feels when I see him sitting on my shelf
beat the game with an aerodactyl, raichu, gay seal, haunter, diaper mushroom and arcanine
>>160575829
hell no now it's time to do the post game
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>>160575878
>hear about pokeman games
>too cheap to consider buying the handhelds or the games
>see commercials or hear about people talking pokemans
>last time I did pokemans was during the GBA era
>remember some good times with friends with pokemans
>tfw reminded we all drifted apart and I've been more or less alone for years now.
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>>160576108
>Diaper mushroom
Wut, im just sad that vikavolt and type nulls evolution are fucking garbage.They were the two pokemon I was excited about.
we'll make it bro. I hope.
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The gygax restrainment module just got merged.

It lets you cuff people as well as shoot bolas, so you don't have to deal with waiting for the person you tased to get up so you can hit them with the bolas launcher.
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How do I use a jetpack? It eludes me for some reason.
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>>160576341
Turn it on
Then move around in space
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>>160576312
diaper
mushroom
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>>160576341
Click it in your hand or use the HUD icon to turn it on, then wear it on your back slot and try to walk in space.
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>>160576395
I turn it on and it doesn't work when I move. It's not connected to my mask or anything.
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You live here now,
>>160576434
>>160576434
>>160576434
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>>160576437
Put it on your back NOT your suit storage or anywhere else
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>>160576494
Yeah, that's the mistake I was making. Thanks.
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>>160514224
1. Fat Albert
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