/smgen/ - SMITE General

1st for Zapman best husbando

https://twitter.com/Lu0ren/status/799012113268297728

>hirez in charge of not stealing skin concepts

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nth for skinnyfat sandniggers

inb4 Divios costs EGR the game

>they replaced Taco in a cute dress with a fat guy
For fuck sake Hi-Rez

xth for TERRAS BIG DONKEY DICK

>trying to link accounts
>errors every time

hirez pls

>>160370610
I think she's a sub for Sanguine so she had to go

WHAT DOES THE FAFNIR CUTESY LOOK LIKE HES MY FAV GOD AND I FUCKING MISSED THE FIRST HALF OF THE PATCH NOTES FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>160370705

No? She's a sub for Dignitas

>>160370504
pretty sure there is a clause that pretty much says "it's ok for you to make content about the game as long as we are the ones who own it even if you don't directly say we do". every company has it.

>>160370798

They didn't show it, calm down there

>>160370885
I didn't know...s-sorry waifu

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Taco a best!


>>160370610
>Taco the tomboy wearing a dress
kudos to her being a cute.

>>160370504
It's in their TOS that community concepts are property of hirez and can be made into skins whenever they please. Otherwise you'd have faggots expecting to be paid every other day for something they suggested on the reddit half a year ago. This is basic shit every business does.

She can go and try to patent those concepts if she doesn't like it. Or wait for hirez to actually hire her rather than working FOR FREE.

>>160370397
The patch notes are up on the dev version of their website: https://www-dev.smitegame.com/new-in-smite-fafnirs-wonderland-3-22-pts-patch-notes/

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>Ares Hades

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>>160371090

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>>160371083
your waifuism is weak.

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>>160371225
you wish that was a man baby.

>>160371262
>awilix ganks chang'e

>divios

kek

Divios is so fucking ass

>>160370553
it begins

>>160371448
I would waifu that, if I had any chance. Never ever. I'll live and die alone and sadly not even as a wizard.

>>160371448
A bulge would make her better.

>>160371889
Yeah a bulge in her tummy from my penis

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>>160371835
you are too late she's getting Suntouched.

Divios, more like feedios

>0/3 in 8 minutes

Maybe not picking Hades and Ares would have been an idea?

>>160371097
Pon is in damage control duty already it seems

>>160372461
t. unemployed ''''''''''''artist''''''''''''

>>160370504
So where is my money for the Scylla Red Riding hood?

:^3

Best god to fap too? I need a fap.

>>160372985
Scylla

>>160372985
rat x pip

Fucking Divios

Why is he even allowed in to play he basically killed TSM by himself.

What the FUCK are you doing Divios?!

>Divios ulting 4 people by himself
This is fucking low level casual hades play what the fuck.

>>160373545
Tactical feeding :^)

Remember when Zap was going on about how he use to be a "rager"?

Divios is going to turn him into a murderer

that shitty fuckin hades build

>>160372146
Jokes on you, I've given up on any sort of friendship or relationship.Happy for Taco and Suntouch if they are a good couple.

holy fuck, shadowq got really fucking fat

>>160374749
That's what happens if you play video games for 12 hours a day.

>>160374846
how do you explain people like zap and pern then?

>>160375097
They work out. Zap talks about lifting all the time on his stream.

What the fuck was all that bullshit?

Fucking Divios holy shit someone please remove him from this fucking game

we still in this egr boys

>>160372146
BLEACHED

>>160375862
More like literally COLONIZED

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Who /zapmanforworlds/ here

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gachigasm

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>>160377513
>Linked my Hi-Rez account with my Twitch account when it became available
>Got the Cutesy Chest
>Have the same account watching the stream all day
>Have yet to get a single chest from the stream

I hope they fix this shit by the next stream.

>that dj tp then VEL spam

>merc cleansing slows with max velo and getting immunity
>now has 1 more base speed than vamana, making him effectively the fastest god in the game once again
who /needforspeed/ here
i genuinely cant wait

>>160378308
Fuck Mercury, Vamana4lyfe.
#Transcendence #Toobig4you2handle

>>160377886
Same here, I didn't get any til I unlinked and relinked

Sucks to be Amy here

zap the shitter

3 games in a row and denial still hasn't banned Ra somehow

>>160378308
Im maining him, hes gonna be so broken

>>160379068
I unlinked and relinked and still got nothing.

>divios sits in jungle practice for hours

Well that explains a lot

homie's nem build is fucking garbage

>>160379832
Seriously

jesus christ what has happened to Fdot? he's homeless or something these days?

>>160381771
He actually is.
Couldn't keep affording his condo after breaking up with his boyfriend David.

Most nights he sleeps at the office and others rents a motel room for a few hours to shower and stuff.

>>160382453
Proofs?

What the hell is going on with Denial

>>160385147
Tilting, banned bastet instead of ra.

>>160385147
Rip Denial

Jeez Eager is like the most gay team in smite.

And not in the sense they suck but I mean actually gay.

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>>160385515
Read the first post, kiddo.

>>160385515
>Being homophobic

it's 2016.

ZAPMAN IS GOING TO WORLDS
ZAPMAN IS GOING TO WORLDS
ZAPMAN IS FINALL6 GOING TO WORLDS

>>160384618
I work at Hirez, Tom is suffering roughs times.

TRASH GAME. NOT ENOUGH PORN OF IT.

If I go Guardian in Ranked Joust, should I go both Heart and Sov, or just get defense against the main attack type of the enemy team?

>>160390415
If you have to ask this sort of question just go back to casuals.

>>160390596
t hades main

>game keeps crashing
>delete smite and install steam smite because why not
>steam smite won't launch after 1 day
>delete steam smite and try to install regular smite
>won't let me saying its already installed
>download steam smite again
>won't open
fuck you hirez you pieces of fucking filth.

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>>160392220
Someone had this problem before, make sure to check your Program Files before reinstalling to see if there's any Smite or Hi-Rez files before calling them filth

>>160392402
i had to look up the forums for this shady solution https://youtu.be/od4wU8_gQZ4 for the shit to work.

something is very fucking wrong with the way hirez handles their fucking programs.

>>160392943
Good thing I play smite on console

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>>160372461
>some nigger posts the reddit link in reply to him
im laffin

>>160393630
this.
how's thoth lad? haven't tried him out yet

>>160393805
pretty amazing

>>160385617
and a fag is still a fag.

Holy fuck why was I not told how much fun Sobek is? I feel like I am actually helping my team for once.

What's the point of Izanami?

Is it really a bad idea to build Qin's Sais on Thor?

A teammate was acting like I was doing it all wrong.

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>terra is nerfed to hell.

I really wish suicide clinics had gift vouchers.

>>160395223
You should build a hastened fatalis on him too.

His abilities do like no damage so you build him for basic attacks.
He's like Kali.

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>Tina snorts when she laughs
she is fucking adorable

>do we have to take female gods shirts off
>no we don't, we actually put more cloths on them than what their religions in history did
its so fun to see feminists get btfo.

>>160395043
A "ranged like assassin" that is excellent at pushing, has great tower push and team fight potential.

>>160395043
She's like some shitty early/late game hybrid bastard.

>people buy heartseeker on Arachne
>they activate her 1 and 2 at the same time and don't even use HS's passive and lose out on so much damage
Stop fucking buying it if you're not going to play her correctly.

>>160395954
in theory but in practice not really.

>>160396765
Nobody should buy that shitty item.

>>160396835
I don't know. I do amazing with her. I remember playing ranked Conq (plat 2) and going Iza mid after someone called Sol carry. Ended up going 12/1. I've gotten a penta with her. I don't have much trouble landing her autos. In team fights, I can shred multiple people at once, and both her boxing and tower shred is on another level with her one. Everyone says she's bad, and Hi-Rez continually buffs her to compensate but I am having so much fun and doing well with her.
Oh well. More buffs for my dead waifu.

>>160397056
>Everyone says she's bad

I can play bad gods well but that doesn't mean they are good.

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fdot you are no longer welcome here, go fuck yourself with your liberal friends and keep crying about trump winning, you don't get to filter shit like the niggers at twitter can do now, fucking cunt.

>>160395013
B/c one of his regular abilities on ~12s cooldown does the same thing that ares and xing's ult do.

>>160399080
Please fuck off to /pol/

how brain dead must you be to get meditation against a zeus/ares combo

>>160399328
Good point. I need to get a mastery in him so I can play Ranked Joust with him. I -have- to hit Gold V, and only have seventyish days to do it. Fucking heat is on.


>>160399080
As someone not very political but who considers himself to be alt-right, it's really silly to just up and hate someone for their political beliefs. (Unless they press them into everything possible in an attempt to fuck over future and current generations of young adults.)

>>160395013
because he has good solo matchups he shits on certain popular gods and can support well.

Terra has too nice of an Ass, I need more of it

>>160400245
So it seems, now I just need some ideas of builds or ways to properly play Crogadile.

>instalock Loki
>builds nothing but crit and never uses decoy to help clear

this should be a reportable offense

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>>160372146

>>160403626
>putting raisins on gingerbread men

Who the fuck does this

>try to play as anything but a support
>no one else goes support and you get steam rolled

>play support
>all your damage dealers build like retards and can't land anything even when you manage to lock down half the enemy team

this is fucking hell. Did the weekend bonus start early? I feel like I'm getting a more than usual amount of shitters

>>160403626
I want a Skadi skin where she's a baker and Kaldr is a giant gingerbread man

>>160406536
Then Kaldr fucks her and they have little gingerbread babies

>>160405426
You tell me

http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/Dragoneye%20VIII/video/23599882

T E R R A ' S D O N K E Y D I C K

>>160397056
The thing about Izanami is that she has a fun gimmick with her autos but she doesn't really bring anything to the table that makes her worth picking over other hunters. She has an insane steroid, but there are other gods with steroids that may not be as good, but make up for it by actually having relevant CC or a not-shit escape.

I really like picking her too though, but my performance as her seems to be pretty hit or miss. Sometimes I'm godly, sometimes I feed my brains out.

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Fun hindu god when?

When does the season ticket end? I bought it yesterday with the 1000fp bundle, did the math for how long it will take me to get the fafnir skin and it ended up being 15 wins per day for 35.5 days

[Spoiler] no I'm not buying FP points I'm spending the rest of my shekels on the Expo bundle like a good goy[/spoiler]

>>160414820
January.

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>>160414820
>15 wins per day
Sounds awful.

There's still some betting you can do.
And towards the end they'll probably have a bunch of 2x FP events.

>>160397621
But she doesn't *feel* bad. The only truly bad thing about her is her long escape. It really feels like people don't know how to use her more than her being bad.

>>160399356
we all /pol/ now ;)
Trump won bitch boi

What's the good word in Smite today?

>>160419973
Cock.

>>160414820
It can be done.
January this year i needed like 10k fp in 3 weeks.
And I did it, this was after worlds so no games to vote or anything.

>>160414820
You can do it anon. I'm a shitter and I did it.

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Assault is truly the best mode.

i started playing smite on my xbox 1 yesterday, and it was kinda fun. even co-op vs AI i was carrying the team with half the kills.

i have played league and heroes of the storm extensively, and the real difference i see in this is that you can miss autoattacks, which is still really weird to me, because you can't shoot over minions to hit champions?

should i keep playing, i was thinking about switching to computer though, can PC users and xbox players play together? is there any way i can play on PC with the account i started on my xbox?

>>160423197
Yes play on pc
No you can't shoot over minions, body blocking is really important.
Hahahahaha no , and you can't.

>>160423313
are there any good waifus in this game, though? i saw plenty of slim sluts with their tits out. but i mean REAL waifus. you know, the kind of thick strong muscular woman that would look great sporting a fat 10 inch cock?

furries are also fine

>>160423410
Freya, Kali, and Terra my dude

Are there any good youtube channels that have guides on item builds and play tips that don't have their ugly face on-screen and aren't annoying faggots?

>>160425951
Maybe?

>>160423410
http://img.rule34.xxx//images/32/5c8c70e1e46c06e867fcca8687beb95b.jpeg

Is there a proper Offense to Defense item ratio for Guardians? I know Warriors are generally three/three in that regard.

Is this shitheap down for anyone else?

Should we just pull an Old Yeller on this general?

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>>160432609
never

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Watching the Orbit v Obey games since I missed the first two.

Why the FUCK do Orbit always go full fucking retard when the games are actually worth something. They gave enemy every crutch they had used to that point at worlds.

It's not even that they play bad ingame, it's their draft, I can understanding choking ingame, but their draft was atrocious. Don't they have a coach? How is this possible?

>watch our stream for a chance to win shitty chests that contain useless FP or a handful of gems!

No thanks, Hi-rez.

>>160434594
>he doesn't keep it muted in another tab

Anyone want to team up for some smurf carrying in Ranked? You will be the smurf that carries me.

>>160435047
I would, but I'm probably too high of a rank to be able to play with you.

Is there any recolor uglier than Blood Moon Awilix?

>>160436494
Sugar and spice Hel.

>>160436124
I am still in the first ten games to determine my rank. Not sure how that works.

>>160437406
If you are qualifying, I believe you can play with anyone. But if you per say get placed in Silver, I'm in platinum, and on PS4, and you cannot play with me till you get to gold.

So why haven't they banned Russians from the game yet?

>>160436494
Firma Terra. Also Convention 2016 Anubis if that counts.

Do somebody want to do the last roman odyssey quest on PC in EU?

>>160436494
White Death Loki.

>>160437537
Dang. I'll have to get to gold V legit somehow. If that is even possible. On PC as well.

>>160438481
Its really, really not hard. Try your best in qualifiers (though it'll be luck based with teammates really) and work from there. You'll get placed across all the ranks while qualifying so if you get a game where you fight people that completely out play you, then you might be facing people in Diamond - Platinum, so don't let it dishearten you. If you place in Silver, which most people do, it should not be too hard at all to get to Gold. You'll get your purple Xing Tian.

>shield of regrowth

um

>>160438481
Gold V is not hard to get into at all. You're overreacting.

>>160440054
I was stuck in Bronze V last season. Terrible luck and being outplayed in duel almost every game.

so, which character should i play for dank memes?

back when i actually tried to win game in league, before i just tried to make everyone as mad as possible, i used to play alot of mid lane mages.

then i did alot of support, but that was mainly to cuck the ADC out of kills. and most recently ive been playing yorick to just ignore everyone and split push all game long and say fuck everyone else.

so who should i play in this game? if there is and im sure there isn't an abathur-like champion ill main it forever

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>>160440172
>Bronze V

Leave this general.

>>160440294
T R I G G E R E D
are you literally shaking anon?

>>160440254
Troll potential in smite isn't as high as it is in LoL or dota 2. I'd say ymir is a good one with using walls to block/trap your own team mates.

Wow, Sanguine is really taking the fight to Pantera

>>160436494
Dominatrix Bastet. The card art is GOAT but the in-game model blows chunks.

>>160438843
I'll give it a shot. Grape Xing must be mine, come fire and brimstone. Preferably without fire and brimstone though.

I want Terra's blessing.

>>160440260
I threw a lot of games after having it suggested to me on here as a way to get my twenty games complete as quickly as possible, and went up against a lot of decent players who had a better idea of how to play. I also was only it it for Solid Hornet. I'm not amazing by any means, but I do try my hardest.

>>160440943
does that mean you want to suck her fat dick?

>>160441083
>The ability to think more clearly and quickly
>The ability to run faster
>Nah you wanna succ girl dicc

I hope hell is real so that you all go there and burn.

>>160441083
I want her to shoot her cum all over me from her thick dick.

>>160441083
not that guy>>160440943
but I do... I constantly fantasize about my mouth being violated by Terra's hot monster rod, thick saliva sticking to her meat as I choke on it...

>>160441137
>>160441168
>>160441198
i think i'll like it around here, with sophisticated people that understand that a girl with a cock is the pinnacle of sexiness. and that a penis can be feminine.

and also, that just because she has a dick, doesn't mean she is a man.

yes, i wrote alot of fanfiction for different things about girlcock. and i think ill like it around here

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>>160441168
>>160441198
>>160441340
>tfw terra will never use your mouth as a useless sex toy

>>160441385
i want to be Terra's bitch. i want to wear a collar with a chain attached to it so at any time she can just give it a yank and let me know she needs servicing. then i would crawl up to her, clutching her leg, begging for permission. once given i would go to work, running my hands up her muscular thighs and up to the base of her cock,

gripping her hardening dick i would put the head in my mouth, suckling on it until it gets hard as a rock in my mouth.i would suck her as deep as i could, massaging her heavy balls filled with thick cum. i would love it when she takes control, grabbing my skull and thrusting her hips forward, fucking my throat with no care for me. Then her balls would pulse, her cock would throb. then her hot salty spunk would shoot down my throat. giving me a full meal.

then she would pull her cock out, thick strands of her jzz hanging from my lips, after her balls were spent, she would toss me aside like a used whore until she wanted to fuck my mouth again.

fucking adapting i hate that stupid dumb ass fucking cunt.

>>160441935
Calm down jiff

>>160441558
I want this to happen to me, except im Terra and Nu Wa is me.

Can I get an invite in the EU clan?
IGN is Karashar.

>>160443513
i'm mexican and i'm just memeing you mi compadre, i support trump, want him to build a wall and i love to get triggered liberals well... triggered.

>>160444458
shut up pon pon

>>160444867
you're using the meme wrong

How the heck do i play susano

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>>160445023
stop trying to manage these memes Pon
>>160445064
I may slurp semen but I don't even know who cherryo is lad, therefore I assume you're wrong

What are some places for free skins? I've linked Facebook and youtube, what are some other options? Also, does getting a skin always unlock a hero for you?

>>160446647
Cherryo is the Egyptian jungler that somehow lives in egypt and plays completive smite in europe with 120ping and still lands ra ults when he used to be mid and excels at nezha too somehow.

>>160446751
>what are some other options?
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=600891294
>Also, does getting a skin always unlock a hero for you?
No, if you get a skin from a chest for example it won't unlock the god

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>tomboy taco is back
yaaaaas bitch, best taco, dress taco is ok but tomboy taco a cuteeee

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>>160447624
who cares, she is ugly but cute.
like a 3 legged puppy or a blind cat.

>>160447234

well done, thanks

fucking andister i hate that stupid dumb ass fucking cunt.

>>160442939
I have a pretty decent attention span, I just lack the reflexes for competitive games anymore. Approaching my thirties, and I lack the agile spider sensory-like skills I had back in Unreal Tournament and Quakle 2 and 3 Arena. Still, I have something like seventy five days and a handful of hours to try to refine what skill I have to get the skin.

>>160447524
>Papa John's wings
I've only had them once and that was enough to swear them off.
>>160447624
>>160447752
I'd say Taco is plain, cute, but definitely not unattractive. That's way too high of a bar you're setting if you say she's ugly.

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>>160448375
>I'd say Taco is plain
same, i actually saved this picture with this filename like months ago.

fucking jeff i hate that stupid dumb ass fucking cunt

Newfag here, what are the team/region rankings?

>>160440254

If you want to annoy the other team, play Kumbhakarna. He has so much CC that one time I got a medusa to build Magi's Blessing in arena.

>>160449405

385h 29m
playtime
3 hours ago
last match


I meant seventy five days until the end of the season, not sure if that came out wrong. I'm more worried about tilting because of anxiety or nerves, since I stick to support/Guardians in Ranked. Khepri/Guan/Geb.

>>160448920
hey, jeff is a sweetheart.

>Sobek has Soar skin
>doesn't use it
>also doesn't use wards

Reee

I love watching Barracuda and Jeff but jeez the rest of their team just is not on the same level as them or all of Soar

This is legit terrible for Luminosity, this fucking rookies are so fucking trash, Masked, Xeno and Scary are fucking shit holy fuck.

>>160449862
I might stick with joust. Doubt I could handle Duel again, nothing but Loki's as far as the eye can see.

Wanna hear a joke?

Luminosity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAUY1J8KizU

I felt worse watching that than Facial Abuse

>>160451983
you felt bad watching that facial abuse? i got a super boner, the only thing lacking was anal and a footjob to be honest.

>>160449736
>She looks like she doesn't give a fuck, which is ugly to me in of itself.
Aight, I can get that sentiment, your original statement came off way to strong as objective instead of subjective.
Now the real question is which male SPL player is most qt?

>>160450791
Yeah, Loki is a piece of piss these days. Especially with someone like Khumbra against him.

>letting snoopy have Janus again
>banning Vamana

Luminosity was a mistake

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>>160452197
EmilZy, without a single doubt.

Hey guys , inv me for the European clan
IGN : Daniel300fc

Which god is thiccest?

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>>160453418

No contest

Jesus Ra missing his ult lost that fight for them

You just know DM is probably jerking off over this.

So Snoopy has wall hacks right?

Rip LG

>>160453851
Do we care? Nope. DM is not important and never will be.

>>160453851
Diem is a faggot. I would prefer Raynday in any situation.

I really want to know what went through LG's head during the banning phase

I imagine it went something like this

"You know we got fucked up by that Erlang Shen and Janus"
"alright so we'll ban Vamana and Jeff will take Erlang into dual lane"

>>160454158
is it dual or duo lane, o-or both?

who the best "fuck your shit, imma just run into the middle of your team bitch" tank in the game?

>>160454434
Not putting him in Solo screwed them partly

Holy shit Snoopy Janus is fucking amazing

>>160454507

Bacchus

>Toliy doesn't wanna say force the issue anymore

Aww. Kinda wish he had embraced the meme further.

Why did LG put Erlang into support and Sobek into solo?

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CRAWLING

Andy truly is best jungler NA

Poor Barracuda

LG needs to ban that Janus

>>160455971
Nah they will just ban Vamana again

>>160455234
I like Mecha Thanatos. He's less edgy when compared to robot Susano.

>>160456189
even zed isn't this edgy.
he is literally:
*teleports behind you*
"pssh, nothing personnell, kid"

>>160456149
Ra works nicely with Erlang. That was part of how TheBest got his dank snipe montage; the idea was there but the execution not so much.

>>160442651
You fucked up hard, boy.

>>160429074
Enough offense to help team but enough defense to cope with enemy offense.

Warriors can go 2/4 or 4/2 based on the situation.

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>tfw your osiris goes attack speed boots first item

>Get Erlang and Janus win
lmao, fucking LG.

>>160458229
i usually go DT>ninja>valour>qin>pestilence/bulwark>frostbound>executioner on Osiris

yes i'm a casual shitter

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>mastery 8-10 god
>god with a legendary or diamond skin
>end up as the lowest scoring god of any team they're on

I don't understand how a mastery 10 Zeus can go 1-5 in Clash or why a master 9 Neith would jump TOWARD the enemy deathball where Loki is ready to kill her.

>>160458831
Forced 50/50 make autistic shitter who only play one god thinks that they are good and the problem is always other people.

>>160458831
>when the diamond Izanami with 140 wins on your team boxes with two people at once after a team fight gone wrong and wins because they actually mastered her autos
Truly was a jaw dropping scene

REMOVE XENOOOOOOOO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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We shouldn't be penalized for shit like this.

>>160462317
It's a "LG fucks up" episode

>get odyssey chest from linking twitch and hi-rez account
>it's a shitty avatar
Thanks Hi-rez

>Barra being the only one left alive on his team

Well that really sums up LG as a whole.

FUCK YOU ANDISTER YOU RETARDED FUCK PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT I HOPE YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING LOSE AN ARM AND CAN'T PLAY THIS GAME ANYMORE
AND I WANT IT TO HAPPEN ON STAGE AT WORLDS WHILE YOUR TEAM IS 1 GAME AWAY FROM WINNING AND YOU TRY TO PLAY ARMLESS AND FUCKING LOSE ENOUGH BLOOD TO DIE ON STAGE LIVE
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>160463125
Whoa bro, chillax.

>>160463125
>t. Taco

>>160463125
t. Masked

>>160463125
what did he do? I heard there was some BMing going on

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Damn, Hurriwind's girl is p fine

>>160466436
Bitch looks like she has drawn on eyebrows.

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>>160466875

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>>160466436
>midriff showing
sluuuut.

Who is the newest meta god from the SPL games? Ra?

>>160469119
Izanami mid.

Neith has ANOTHER new skin according to datamining.

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>login to see 10 chests from the stream
>all of them were fp

a-at least i got 100 gems from a chest yesterday

>Thanks!
>Thanks!
>You rock!
>Cancel that.

How many times has this been directed to you?

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>it's another "Jg dcs so solo lane is fucked" episode
>f6 at 5 because duo feeds too
at least it went through instead of having shitty latams that f7 everything

>all 4 other people on team are JA JA JAs
kill me

>vamana, bacchus, ares, and cupid still haven't been remodeled after all this time

Lol.

>>160455234
>Fastest movement speed
>Best directed taunts
>Awesome voicepack
>balls-in gaemplay strategy
>used by edgelord mexicans that go 0-12-3

Its not fair.

Magus or Obsidian on Ah Puch?

>>160472972
Shard all the way, Anon. Unless they changed Spear that much since I last played Ah Puch. It's what, pen percentage per ability hit?

>>160472972
shard.

Spear is good but shard matches it against high magic prot foes and nearly does close damage as spear on squishes and ally guardians get voidstone either way so against squishies you'll do true either way. Also helps you against towers. Spear requires you to have quick dot applier but most dot mages aren't that good at all currently.

Spear helps with team fights BUT only 2 magic gods are in a team in most cases spears utility isn't that great since if a guardian or a mage builds it only one other god gets a boost from it. supports can pick it if they choose to. Shard and spear together are great but you need the power spike from pen boots to really get shit done compared to cdr boots (pen is that good).

>>160473632
% + flat reduction per hit

>>160474283
Ah right, I knew I forgot something important about it.

Guan support is best support, fite me.

>>160441079
>tfw no bear ullr skin

>>160449207
>arena

>>160478092
I dread the day they release a good "be good at ranked" skin

>>160478092
I was mad about lacking the skill and perseverance for that when it was available, but I also remembered I dislike Ullr enough to not even have him at Rank I. Great VA, great art design but that kit is so boring. Turbine did the dual-type Assassin/Hunter character so much better with Blue Beetle in Infinite Crisis. RIP.

>Play Xbal in joust
>1-5 after 10 mins
>Win 10-5 after 20

It was all me right guys? Nothing to do with the god being op lategame...

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This was written by someone named SmiteSmutGirl, not me

Nox walked confidently along a small dirt path, toward a cyclops camp she knew of. She was seeking a small artifact, which would amplify her magical powers. She had looted dozens of these artifacts from cyclops camps before, so she was expecting no conflict as the camp was revealed by a bend in the road.

What she saw was a winged goddess, strong and beautiful, kneeled at the corpse of a cyclops. From its pocket she took the small red object Nox sought. Looking up in surprise, Isis saw purple flames flare up. Beneath the fire she glimpsed a scowl, before her view went black.

Shrouded in darkness, Isis panicked, beginning to flap her wings madly in an attempt to drive off the enemy. Unsuccessful, she was knocked to the ground by a magical explosion. Dazed, she looked up at the suddenly-bright scene in front of her. Nox approached slowly, rage apparent in her movements. Isis managed to sit up, scrambling backwards from the imposing presence.

With a flick of her wrist, Nox magically forced the girl's arms together behind her back. A rope of pure darkness tied them together at the wrists, and her wings fanned out behind her. Without the support of her hands, she fell on her back. Nox strode forward, bending down to grab a handful of the girl's hair, and pulled her roughly to her knees. She looked up, and could feel the malevolent gaze staring down at her, despite the lack of visible eyes on her opponent's face.

You're going to regret taking that," Nox said, her tone calm. The fire of her candles burned brightly, as the sticks slowly shrank. Hot wax dripped slowly down the side.

Part 1/?

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>>160480975
Isis did not respond, awaiting her inevitable destruction. She closed her eyes, bracing for her destruction. Suddenly, she felt a hot liquid hit her chest, and gasped in surprise. She looked up, to see that Nox had tipped her candelabra, dripping hot wax on the Egyptian goddess. As if in response to her pain, the fires flared, and more wax dripped down, this time onto her stomach.

"What do you think you're doing?!" Isis shouted up at her captor. Nox did not respond, simply flicking a small amount of wax onto her prey's lips. Isis shouted, violently squirming to remove the wax. Nox's grip was tight, however, and Isis simply had to endure the wax as it cooled. She saw her captor's lips curl into a cruel smile, and anger began to burn inside her. But as more wax dripped onto her face and she cried out in pain, the anger gave way to despair.

Then, she felt the hand release her hair. It reached down, slipping under the cloth of her top and grasping a handful of the soft flesh underneath. Her breast was pulled free of its prison, uncomfortably pinned into place between her top and her neckwear.

Nox pinched the exposed nipple hard, causing another gasp from the winged girl. She rolled the little nub between her fingers, rubbing it until it hardened, then tipped her candelabra once again. A glob of wax fell directly onto Isis's nipple, eliciting a desperate whine from the Egyptian. The flames in Nox's candles flared up higher than ever in response.

Isis was roughly pushed on her back, where she uncomfortably tried to shift into a position that didn't contort her body in strange ways. Before she could make much progress, her vision went dark once more. But this time, it was different. Her breath was stifled, her hearing muffled, and her face felt warm. Before she could identify what had happened, she felt something soft cover her mouth. She began to squirm in a panic, but her head was pinned in place from either side.

>>160481121
She realized her mouth was covered by lace. The dark panties of her enemy. Around her were the feathery folds of Nox's dress. Holding her head in place were the soft thighs of the pale woman. As Isis came to this realization, Nox began to grind back and forth on her face. The warm lace was heavy and oppressive, only allowing her to take the shortest of breaths. Before long, it became moist, only adding to the problems.

Nox, kneeling on her prisoner's covered face, reached to her shoulders. Pushing the straps of her dress down, she let it fall from her upper body, exposing her lacy bra. This held up her gigantic boobs, jiggling gently with her movements. Soon the bra was released, falling away from the tits. It hit the ground inaudibly, and Nox bared her chest to the world. Her nipples hardened in the breeze.

Her free hand massaged one of her breasts, and she let out a sigh. Taking a moment to enjoy the sensation of her prisoner's squirming, she tipped the candelabra idly behind her. A muffled shout was sent between her legs, along with violent squirming, as wax coated Isis's midsection. While she enjoyed this, she needed more stimulation. Holding the candelabra above her, she dripped wax upon her own chest. She squeezed her nipple with her free hand, moaning openly in pleasure.

Her panties were practically soaked by this point, smearing sweet fluids on Isis's face, and dripping some into her mouth. Isis wished beyond all else that she would be released from the wet gag soon. Her wish was seemingly granted, as suddenly the sky appeared before her. Nox had stood up, giving her prisoner a very clear view of her newly-bare chest. Isis breathed deeply, spitting out leftover wax mixed with Nox's fluids, while Nox dropped her dress to the ground.

3/?

>>160481206
She reached down, gripping Isis's top. With a glow of purple, the garment was destroyed, utterly removed from existence. Isis's breasts jiggled as they settled into their natural, flattened form. Nox took a moment to rub the soft mounds, enjoying their delicacy and gentle beauty.

"Wait, please!" Isis began, as Nox positioned her candelabra over the girl again. She was cut off by her own cry of anguish when hot wax rained down on her chest. Nox carefully coated each breast with the stuff, as Isis howled in pain.

Then, she decided to silence Isis's cries. Quickly sliding her panties down her smooth legs, she stepped back over her captive's face. Kneeling, she covered the girl's open mouth with her dripping wet sex. Isis bucked, still in great pain, trying to break free. Nox's juices spilled into her mouth, and she tried to break contact with the soaked folds. Nox kept her firmly pinned in place, and soon she lost the energy to fight. Her chest still burned, but she was beginning to grow accustomed to the sensation.

"Now that you've calmed down, you're going to lick me clean," Nox commanded, in an authoritative tone. Will broken, Isis had no mind to refuse, and hesitantly snaked her tongue between her lips to meet those of her opponent. They were truly a mess, sickeningly sweet liquid practically pouring from the center. It quickly coated her tongue, dominating her senses entirely. She began to lap at the folds, swallowing the juices reluctantly.

Nox began to grind back and forth, moaning softly and massaging her breasts. Her liquids began to run down the Egyptian's face as she futilely attempted to staunch it's flow. No matter how much she licked, there was always more. She ran her tongue along every fold, back and forth, up and down, beginning to feel sick from all the fluid she was swallowing. Nox's moans became louder and more desperate.

4/?

>>160481330
The candelabra clattered to the ground, the flames going out instantly. Nox grabbed two fistfulls of Isis's hair, firmly holding her head in place.

"If you stop now," she said between moans, "you will feel pain like never before!" Isis, hopeful at the prospect of this ending, put more force into her tiring tongue. She licked in long, deep strokes, reaching inside Nox's wet pussy. Nox's moaning became more frequent, higher pitched, louder. She continued, hitting all the right spots, and Nox's hips bucked wildly. Her moans suddenly merged into one long, high-pitched whine. Her hips stopped, and she tore hair from Isis's head with her desperate grip.

Exhausted, Nox breathed heavily atop her enemy. Isis looked into the sky, saw it spinning wildly above her. She felt nauseous from the pungent taste and smell of Nox's sex, which overpowered every other sensation.

Nox dismounted her enemy, leaving her face a slimy mess. She stood, grabbing her panties, dress, and candelabra. Without a word, she cast one dangerous glance at Isis, and disappeared into the trees, no doubt heading for the nearby stream to clean herself up. Isis lay in a daze, trying to recover from the events.

Done. Dont forget to upvote.

>when you think you're the worst member on the team but the look at the screen and you have the highest score and KDA

This is a nice feeling.

>>160370397
Anyone else getting trouble on the launcher? It says "Smite is waiting for Patcher uodate".

>be guardian
>have 325 defense and 3000 HP
>enemy jing wei shreds me by herself in 10 seconds with just ichival and qin's with crit
This is not fair. Season 4 better made guardians fucking usable again.

>>160483876
Guardians are still pretty good.

Protections aren't supposed to make you invincible but to dissuade enemy offense.

>>160483876
Guardians are still fun and viable, Anon.

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What if Smite had actual graphics and the map wasn't completely flat?

>>160488575
It would be a piece of dogshit like Paragon.

How much have the rest of you spent on Smite?

$430.88 of my own money, although half of it or more was refunds from mysteriously not arriving Amazon orders. So mysterious. I still did not buy the God Pack. Favor only.

Add probably $200ish worth of gems that my friend gave me during Season 2

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>>160488713

Nothing. I don't spend time or money on F2P mobile games.

>>160488575
map needs to be flat, adding a 3rd plane to things would Smite less of a moba and more of a quake style game.

real graphics? it would slow down the game considerable, thats why paragons is so slow, flashy big real graphics animations make everything slower.

>>160488713
I don't even want to look. Probably a couple hundred. Waiting until black friday for a sale so I can buy a fuck ton of gems. Going to polish off the Odyssey items I want, get the smite world championship pack and then hold on to the rest to see if i need to buy my way to Gryffindwarf

>>160488713
0

Time for bed. Here is hoping the thread can be kept alive through the night. Later, wankers. Sweet dreams.

Why doesn't this game have any porn?

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>>160490681
>he doesn't know

FREYA'S MONSTER COCK.

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lost so many games today, was not a good day. Burnt out, g'night /smgen/

>>160501461
Enjoy the spiders crawling on your face when you sleep.

>>160501461
But anon it's some dumb event weekend don't you want double fp and other bullshit

Hey /smgen/, I have question for you, how do I play Ullr? I really like his kit, but the few times I've used him I've never done that well.

>>160504721
The most important thing is to practice hitting your axe. Be fast enough to land the 3-1 combo on stunned enemies.
t. rankX Ullr

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Watched all games and got 0 (ZERO) chests.

fuck this fucking bullshit holy fuck I am mad

How do you guys build Erlang Shen? I've been going Ninja>Stonecutter>Renewal>Qins>Jottuns> situational defense. Wondering if I should switch jotunns for a critical item like Wind Demon or just get Rage to pump some crits out

>>160507628
I go Qin's second or third. DT/Ninja/Qin'a/Sell DT for Asi/Exe/Defense/Defense

>>160508283
That's wrong. WRONG!

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>>160506859
>watch half a game
>27 chests
all fp tho

>link hirez account to twitch
>link PlayStation account to hirez account
>no cutesy chest
>no chests while watching stream
S-sorry for playing on console I guess.

I would be embarrassed to show smite tactics

>>160514189
But hearthstone guise amirite

>>160488575
>>160488773
Fuck off Steve

make a thread when Monolith is released since maybe people will care about your game then

WHOOP.

>>160521058
Time to root for ALG losing so the chat can spam that they need Incon.

>>160521117
Dude WeakStab lmao

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Why can't hirez do anything right

>>160521583
Fucking trash. Can only hope they get slapped with a legal threat from Raimi for ripping off Evil Dead/Army of Darkness. Fucking cunts, ruining a good series by making one of the trashiest gods into an Ash clone.

>>160521058
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/smite.gamepedia.com/3/34/TennisFreya_Taunt_6.ogg

>>160521930
t. Shitter who doesn't understand a basic god

>>160521583
It looks like when your grandparents buy you that offbrand action figure of a superhero you like

>>160523056
He's so basic he makes Loki look like a difficult god. Click to win abilities with stances that prevent even the worst shitters from dying, an absolutely broken passive, horrible skins. Tyr is the true trash god in Smite.

>want alg to lose but oceans single handedly evades all rat ults / gank attempts, peels for himself and carries the entire team

Did anyone else just get an Odyssey Chest from the stream?

>Open it
>Get Mercury VP

very nice

>get nothing buy shit FP chests
>decide to drop it and go watch something else more interesting
>suddenly >>160525739 happens
>I probably missed it

Fug!

>>160525739
did they start giving away codes again?
I stopped watching their stream

>>160527453
No they aren't giving out Codes again. I got the Odyssey Chest through the same way as the Season Chest/Big Season Chests. It seems like its the same as last time where they're sneaking in some Odyssey Chests into the Chest giveouts.

I'm not even watching these streams, I just have mine muted while I do other things and I'm still getting chests.

>>160527775
wow thx for letting me know, I had no idea they started giving away chests for watching their stream.

>>160508283
Asi isn't needed

>shadownightmare building Tahuti fourth item and no BoT on KKK
How do you get to Super Regionals? Lel

>>160528324
It's a nice mix of lifesteal, AS and pen.

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>Cute but hates Trump

>Suntouch
>His best hunter is freya
>easiest hunter in the game
>only one he can play

embarrassing

Probably more embarrassing than being a mid and only being able to play janus.

Why are Norse Gods the most braindead and boring?
>Loki, Freya, Odin, etc

>>160530652

muh ullr

>>160528540
>Not building Doom/Thoth/Warlock on KKK
>Not topping it off with Ethereal, Gaia and Tahuti

>>160530652
because SWEDEN YES

>>160530750

>what is pen

>>160530652

probably because you've been hearing about them your whole life and you've become jaded

other mythologies offer something new and different

>>160530652
triggered faggot lel

>Is Kobe Bryant Shaq?

I dont even watch basketball and Im ashamed of these smite casters

>>160531316
Its a joke you thick headed cuck

>>160531316

I gave up when they said Everest wasn't the highest mountain and said Fiji and Kilimanjaro were taller

>>160531435
>le pretending to be retarded maymay

>Janus is like a Nicholas Cage movie, it doesn't hit very often, but when it hits, it HITS.

>>160530750
Double stacking Kuku best Kuku.
>Pen boots, Book, Warlock's, Obsidian, Tahuti, Poly is the 100% best build for Kuku.

how are you supposed to raise your rank in conquest when you STILL get people who have no clue what they are doing i had a cupid rush nothing but crit items no boots + med

>>160533342
Just keep playing another match and hope you're teammates aren't autismos.

can't wait till this EU snooze fest is decided entirely by a lucky Janus ultimate at 50+ minutes

>>160370397
>be in hi rez stream for 4 hours with it muted in another tab
>have an account linked to stream
>no chests

???

>finally get an Odyssey chest from the stream
>Vamana VP

Really?

>>160531691
>>160531435
no seriously, you could hear it in Adanas tone, it was a harmless joke.

>>160534891
Wait, you can get odyssey chests from it? I've only got shitty regular chests that give me fp at least 20 times now

>>160534773
pls respond

i want chests

oh no! fucking xeno in a hunter.
fuck lifeeeee

>>160535735
same happened to me

>>160535735

I've had it on the past three days and nothing. Best not to fret over it.

>>160534773
You sure it's linked? Ive been getting chests almost every match although they are all giving me fp