Dota 2 General - /d2g/

So that just happened

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>tfw you're in a team with Eternalenvy

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*yawn*
when do the real teams play?

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How does EE do it?

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>Wings is bad
-/d2g/

just shadow things

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>he does the exact same shit again for like the 1000th time now
I just don't get it man. All players have their shitty moments when they get caught in a stupid position, but envy's just baffling, it's not even funny anymore

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WOW

SO COOL SUNSTRIKE KS

EE SO GOOD

BUYING OCTARINE SO HE HAS NO BB AT 50 MINUTES

>Envy is Shadow's waifu
>Envy starts playing like shit
>Shadow starts throwing too

>>160368673
Said no one ever

tfw no dotard gf

did anyone honestly expect Wings to lose this?

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Seriously guys how the fuck is Envy a pro player?

No how the FUCK has he become a stable pro player?

>>160368649
after this series

>People STILL ever doubting Wings

Previous: >>160353115
>20 posts early

>>160368649
>he still believes in the fraud that is arteezy
lmaoing at your life senpai

>>160368697

ur words gave me a boner, u gay bruH?

>>160368697
uh where is godz looking?

guys

iceice or iceiceice?
or ice?
or icy?

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What if there was something like mana burn, but for health instead of mana?

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>NP
>ever losing starting now
pick one

Shadow buy a HURRICANE PIKE HOLY FUCK.

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>Wings keep proving that it's not the heroes that are shit, but the players

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>>160368909

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>>160368910
>tfw too much ice

does 1437 switch to rose to mess with owen?

>>160369035
is this fly's dad

>>160368913
let's get this straight: is diffusal like a shadow demon ult? does it cancel passives?

>np won 2 lanes and drew the third
>np are winning team fights
>they are still somehow fucking losing
>to a brewmaster/spirit breaker
i don't know if wings are just that good or np is just that shit

Baffled

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>>160369042
>>160368697
>riley reid
>sheever
yeah, that's some shit taste right here

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umm NP fans? Where is your comeback?

>Q does like 250 damage
>R does like 100 damage a second
>melts 3k hp heroes
how does Timber do this much damage?

why EE keep fuck up WL ulti

this is truly clown 9 tier shit

>fuck up Tornado again saving the fucking enemy
>they instantly turn and wipe them
PPD was so right, they just wait for a baffling to pounce on.

>europe defeats china
>america loses to china

nice

good night d2g

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>Win a teamfight
>They all buyback
>Still chase to fight rather than backing off just so you can feed away the advantage last fight gave you
???

>brew is bad
>he literally won this teamfight
why is d2g so retarded

>all these buybacks just to delay the game 10-15 more minutes

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This match is actually pretty hype

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still waiting for C9 throws

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EE has missed his fucking tornado meteor defeaning blast combo 3 times in a row now.

HOW IS HE A PRO PLAYER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"pro" players

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>>160369225
>that just slightly puffy belly

>>160369236
le stat drain
le pass damage

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What's EE's winrate professionally with invoker?
40%?
30%?

This match is not hype because you know that Envy will choke like a fucking bitch and Wings will win

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>>160369402
I want to pinch it

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It amazes me how twitch chat ride Envy's dick despite the sheer volume of dogshit plays

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>>160369225
I want to cum on the tummy

>>160369348
those teamfights are supershit but dirty dota is most entertaining to watch desu

>>160369515
because its actually impressive when he does anything half-decent

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>Wings can win with Brewmatser
>EG can't
dotards?

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>>160369225
>>160369402
we have the same belly lol

why does he blink in to defeaning blast? it has a large as fuck range.

This game is actually hilarious

Wings threw teamfights so many times left and right and NP are here without racks.

how fucking bad are NP

>>160369595
Wings can win with literally anything

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Wings is playing against fEEd and Aui 2k MMR

Pudge/Techies incoming

>>160369595
Is there something confusing for you about Wings being a good team and EG not being a good team?

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>NP can beat Wings

DEE TOO GEE

>NP can beat Wings

DEE TOO GEE

>NP can beat Wings

DEE TOO GEE

>NP can beat Wings

DEE TOO GEE

>NP can beat Wings

DEE TOO GEE

>NP can beat Wings

DEE TOO GEE

>NP can beat Wings

DEE TOO GEE

>NP can beat Wings

DEE TOO GEE

>brewmaster getting picked
>brewmaster winning
now icefraud isn't going to buff him

animetards literally thought NP had a chance

>Giving EE the responsibility to not use all 10 of his spells to lose a teamfight
Why does he do it to himself?

>>160369595
shitmail were playing brew so no suprise

>>160369515
You clearly haven't seen twitch spam LUL, Jebaited, BrokeBack and other various "le ebin meme emotes" whenever envy dies.

Also the endless fEEd spam

Why are you even trying to make sense of twitch chat?

>>160369595
Their name is in the Aegis for a reason dumb animeshitposting childposting fuck ceheezepiszza faggot

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>They gave wings heroes
It's like they wanted to lose

It's like Wings just fuck around and in the last ten minutes say shit we should win this

>people thought NP wouldn't fuck up

has grant been eating this whole game?

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What memehero are Wings going to win with next?

Phantom Lancer?

>>160369730
They almost won tho.

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What did merlini do to his hair

>>160369850
>almost won
>never even got a single rax

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>>160369850
"""""almost"""""

>>160369515
Why are you selectively ignoring the fEEd spam which clearly overshadows the praise?

>>160369850
>didn't even touch any highground towers
>almost won

>>160369893

it's cute

merlini cute

>>160369846


is it time for wings to give them a freebie?

>>160369850

xD

>>160369828
they must go harder in the bane phase next time

>>160369225
>That light chub
University of Northern Florida!

>>160369732
that hero feels like he supposed to be a big thing until you realize his ultimate is lazily made and he wont be relevant for long aside from haze and that area dispel

his agh is a meme too

>>160369846
i would say qop but envy will probably pick her for himself

>>160369850

>NP wins teamfight
>Transitions into doing nothing and then losing a rax
>BUT THEY ALMOST WON

EE fangays never disappoint

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Reminder that FNG is ~~aware~~

>>160369893
>Zai using (((echoes)))
He's a nazi isn't he?

Imagine if Dota was perfectly balanced with every hero being viable in multiple instances. Would you want Valve to make new balance changes for the sole purpose of shaking things up or would you want it to stay the same forever?

That fucking SB ruin them holy shit. Charging and literally stunning 3,wasting Aui's Enrage and BKB time and also disabling the Linkens and Envy

>>160369846
I want to see Pheonix played right.

god damn I am loving this music. I wouldn't want to listen to it casually but for this it is god tier

>>160369893
((( ))) what was meant by this?

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>form a team 2 months ago
>already starting to form a rivalry with the TI champions

How does BASED EE-SAMA do it

>>160370037
I need you to lick my taint clean u fcking slut

>>160366378
girl digging out shit from vag and eating it.
i could almost smell that shit.
opposite of nito.

>>160370037
I want to see brew become a splitpushing carry that can primal split and reform at will.

I respect Dota in the same way I respect games like NetHack - The genre wouldn't exist without them, and they do faithfully keep their original playstyle for the people that want that, but I'm never going to play them seriously and don't see why any newcomer to the genre would.

>>160370169

>rivalry

kind of a sad rivalry

>>160370174
>dota dos general

>>160370037
there will be no perfect balance, so question is kinda stupid

>>160369995
Envy is going to play razor this game

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nice

>>160370169
>getting rekt and played around everytime you face them is a rivalry
l m o a

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>>160370169
it's not really a rivalry if you've literally never beat them

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>you will never sit next to sheever on a couch

>>160369994
Brew did control most of the team fights during the late game. He literally made Nyx a flying bug most of the time, as the Lotus was usually reserved for Envy/Dispelling Diffusal

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>>160370273
>>160370339
>>160370362
E E - K A M I
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K
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>>160370026
>>160370148
UGH, piss off Drumpfkins, not everyone is hip to your nazi memes.
You can't even count the how many parentheses were used, as expected from racist like you.

>>160370421
Poor bait

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>>160370223

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>>160370368
for a second there I thought James hooked his leg on top of Sheever's but then I realized Sheever just has man legs

>>160370421
Zai pls go the jig is up I've already reported you to NASA and JIDF.

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>>160370487
Dota has had worse than that for a long time.

>>160370368
>Jess saw him do it
L M A O

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>>160370148

>>160370362
they had a real chance in Canada. took one game, were close in game 1

>>160370556
sniff sniff

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Believe in our senpai

GANBARE!

what the fuck are they really only playing two games today?

>>160370556
I haven't watch any Dota streams in over a year do people still spam SNIFF SNIFF when this guy is on?

1 months ago i had under 5000
player_behavior_score_last_report: 9537
i have noticed a significant difference in ppl even though retards still excist

>>160370006
I feel that if slavs will get their shit together they will be the ones to win vs wings like in gold times. Slavs give no fucks about banning, they just play their own chaotic and unpredictable game.

>>160370556
>implying everyone doesn't sniff their balls

>>160370597
I like the breaking news that Trump had a steak dinner.

>>160370723
Yes, but not all the time

>>160370712
VP vs winner of this series will be after that

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>>160370767
is there really nothing better to report on?

>Envy is learning
isn't he 25? this is not a boy anymore, there is no way he is learning mid at a pace that will be competitive

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>>160370668
I think you meant

>GARBAGE

>>160370764
Everybody does it
Everybody pretend they don't

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Did Merlini get his haircut at the same place Fear gets his? That looks fucking ridiculous

>>160370897
dude... its a video game, not a fucking instrument

that's like saying I can't learn how to play COD

Who's that cute girl beside ppd?

does merlini ever wash his fucking face?

>>160370980
his cocksleeve

>>160370980
Ben "Merlibi" Bu

>>160369153
no, it purges buffs and debuffs. You're looking for "break" like silver edge. Look it up.

>>160370801
>vs winner of this series
that's very diplomatic of you anon

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>>160370907
Nah, "ganbare" is Japanese for like "do your best" or "let's do it"

>>160371020
Unclean skin doesn't have much to do with washing your face.

>>160370980
merlini

>odp as the far end
>ppd next to sheever

is ppd a bull?

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When do the GOOD teams play?

>>160370941
not at a competitive level you couldn't. An instrument would be easier you fucking mong, instruments aren't about reaction time, instruments aren't about being ahead of the curve in terms of developing a meta

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>mfw I right-click with my ring-finger.

>>160370897
yeah no wonder he is shit mid
>>160370941
dude, being able to learn fast and adapt is most important thing for dota player

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>>160371162

>>160371162
VP plays again next so 20 minutes

>>160371049
ok thank you anon

Wait wait wait, so you are telling me there are people that like NP?

>>160371319
only weebs

>>160371319
>chink teams
>having fans
even /d2g/ doesn't like them

>>160371319
there are ppl who like anime too///./...

>>160371162
Wings is literally the only good team left in the pro dota scene right now

EG and EHOME are both shit

So are DC and OG

>>160371319
No, of course not.
I do like Aui though.

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>>160371319
>mfw I used to be a cloud 9 fan when they had EE and Bone 7
really I just feel sorry for FATA

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Why is she letting all of them good eggs go to waste, she is already 31. ;_;

>>160368721
They are a patch team. 6.88 has been going on for almost 6 months. Even though they played together before that they barely had any success in previous patches

>>160371408
NeoLiquid is the best (post-bulba), sadly they are not at this event

>>160370764
Not everyone records it.

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>tfw playing hearthstone and watching doturd
who /comfy/ here?

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>>160371520
the interesting thing about being a caster is getting pregnant really doesnt get in the line if your work

>>160371520
maybe she froze some to use when she wants to

what would you do if you found them?

>>160371551
shoulda qualified if theyre so good

>>160371589
what's her name again?

>>160371549
Because like TI winners they made a break from practicing. They're serious again now and will win TI7.

>>160369850
They almost prevented base damage a few times.

>>160371549
>have a strat for every hero in the game
>patch team

m8...

>>160371653
they had bulba at the qualifiers

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>Only 3 best of 3s today
For what purpose?

>>160371319
they are like old C9, people who are not into high-quality dota but like messy one with a lot of goofy plays like them very much

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>>160371589
>tfw playing Gwent, Civ 6, watching doturd and porn at the same time

>>160371319
Just fat anime neckbeards

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>giving Shadow Juggernaut again
this is not gonna be pretty

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>>160371665
goodKelly

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>NP.Rose

D-does NP have a cute girl as support?

>>160371798
kys

>Gotta study for exams
>Dota esports
>CS GO esports
>Black Mirror to watch
I need more fucking time in my life

>>160371728
>civ6
gross

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>>160371756
>goodkelly
I can get behind her

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>>160371613
I would happily marry her and pay for anything.
>>160371638
We would have a child on the way.

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Did you know Envy has a fanbase in china? They see him as a secret chinese spy and stupid anime oaf

this is a very conventional draft for Wings

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>>160371885
*kiss*

>>160371798

its a shitskin (male) with tumblr hair

>Juggernaut is beyond GODLIKE, someone kill them! with a TRIPLE kill!
who wrote that shit? why is it not
Juggernaut is beyond GODLIKE with a TRIPLE kill! Someone kill them!

>4chan mentioned 5th time in CNN
Jesus Christ.

>>160371696
They weren't successful in 6.87. If they are also as good in 6.89 as good as they are in 6.88 then I'll concede they're the best.
Look at DK 2014 that won so many tourny including starladder in which they won like 17 games in a row or something with huge hero diversity then completely fell off when the TI patch hits.

>>160371075
>ganbare
>bare
>re
kys failed weeb

>>160372002
What'd they say?

>>160371971
this is what i thought "kys" meant for a very long time.
i have been pleasantly confused

>>160372018
>doesn't know it's the imperative form
kys fake weeb

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>Iceice on AA
I guess you could say he's iceiceice

>>160372042
exploding vans, buy a dog, you know...

>>160371971
Adelaide?

>>160372002
The left is shitting themselves right now. Moveon are already organizing a campaign in Netherlands to prevent the election of Geert Wilders

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>TI6 Champ can't stomp a 2month old NA team

>>160372121
dumb kumiko jokes

>>160372232
>better tune in to the Twitch stream which will (((coincidentally))) give me, David Gorman, more money!

>>160372013
>Getting 4th place at TI = Completely fell off
Don't force this meme.
I mean, sure DK was the favorites to be in the grand finals, but so was EG and they got knocked out by them.

kik

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>Wings Gaming

>>160372239
please be quiet

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>EE Alchemist
This game won't make it past 20 minutes, guaranteed.
What series is after this?

>wexort

>>160372013

>then completely fell off when the TI patch hits.

One of their players went to the hospital during group stages and they had a video of them discussing drafts leaked

>>160372498
VP Vs NP

>>160372498
Winner of this series against Virtus Pro

>>160372348
Whoops sorry, it wasnt EG that knocked them out but VG, which was considered the 2nd best chinese team, who upsetted DK, but my point still stands

>draft alchemist
>let aa through

dotards?

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>beating Envy mid as wexort

>>160372630
to be fair no one has drafted AA all fucking year

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How do you just let yourself get this outdrafted?
What the fuck, EE?

>>160372782
they were baiting it hard when they picked a healing support

>EE
LUL
>EE
LUL

>EE
LUL
>EE
LUL

>>160372630
At this rate they might lose before AA gets ults so it doesn't really matter

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>VP vs Wings
this is literally TI7 grandfinals next

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>Swaps to top lane just to feed again

JACKAYY LMAO

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>>160372630
>ursa
>abaddon
>alchemist
>still let aa through
>lose the lanes
>3 kills behind already

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EZ bracket contest predictions

>alch into aa
>envy feeding
>invoker freefarm
>jug literally going to have 100cs + at 10 mins

this shit is so fucking over. just go next

>>160369732
New Brew Ultimate :

1. Earth
-takes brew's active items
-No longer deal normal attacks
-Reworked into 2 abilities

Skill 1 - Rock Locked (D) (Q)
Makes the earth rise and run towards the target point. The starting point and the target point resembles a cross.
All unit hit by the running ground are dragged and cornered to the target point.

Duration : 4/5/6/7

Cooldown : 10

Skill 2 : Bender
Raises the ground making the enemy fly with it dealing landing damage.

Landing damage : 200/300/400/500
Fly duration : 0.43
Casting time : 0.33
Radius : 325

Cooldown : 12/11/10

2. Fire
-takes brew's passive bonuses
-reworked into 2 skills
-takes brew's damage

Skill 1 - Kamikaze
The fire sacrifices itself causing burn in an area. All heroes who enter the firepit will get damaged.

Radius : 400/500/600/700
Damage per second : 80/120/160/200
Duration : Until Primal Split ends

Cooldown : lmao ur dead

Skill 2 : Fiery Spirit (Passive)
If you and all the allied heroes are hitting the same target, this ability grants increased damage.

Bonus damage : 30%/40%/50%/60%
-If Fire Spirit dies, the aura is passed to the hero who deal the most damage.

Storm
-Reworked into 3 skills
-movement speed increased by 175

Skill 1 - Cyclone
same shit

Duration : 4/5/6/7
Cast range : 500/600/700/800

Cooldown : 8

Skill 2 - Cleansing Tsunami
Calls forth wave of waters to wash out the battlefield.
This ability applies basic dispel.
(its basically dispel magic but more noticeable and cool)

Skill 3 - Typhoon Aura
All aura and area items that brew has have increased area of effect.

Radius : 1400/1900/2400/2900*

Aghanims :
>Adds one more level to Primal Split

>>160372782

It's Wings

this one is over

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4-0

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>>160372990
>>alch into aa
AA was a last pick

>>160373086
gotta ban that sd

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hey reddit I mean gulag, I was wondering how can I purchase a 6k account securely as in buy it from an na pubstar rather than an account buying site

to educate the uneducated its so I can snipe pros im actually 5k but you never get pros with a 5k account and I wouldnt play it unless I am sure im sniping pros so dont worry about me getting my moneys worth

anyways yeah just curious cause id rather not go on one of those malicious sites that arent 100% guarenteed anyways

>>160373086

dont let it through then if youre gonna pick alch

fucking weebs i swear to god

>Win against EE Invoker as Alch
>Now win against EE Alch as Invoker

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oh woah hey AA is a hero?

>>160373190
No, he's an ice cone.

>buying armlet against an AA

Guys it's not even funny anymore. I'm literally baffled here. How is EE playing lans and banging esports sluts with this kind of play?

>>160373165
You can snipe Merlini

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>>160373307

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>Is this a hero guys?

>>160373165
>hey reddit
Stopped reading there.

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>Treads Alchemist

>>160373023
i may be samefagging but i really find my suggestion so cool.
except that it loses its skill ceiling when you realized that cyclone is free setup.

this wont happen anyway, but im happy i imagined something so cool

>>160372514
The TI patch isn't only played at TI they didn't win anything on 6.81.
They won WPC, G League and Starladder 9 on 6.80.
Then a week after starladder 9 6.81 releases and they never came first again. 2nd place at WPC 2014 and
Summit 1 and 4th at TI4
Winning tourney on one patch and winning literally 0 tourny next patch and you don't think they fell off?

can EE fuck up this time?

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>>160373381
>>160373430

>>160373430
No, that's an ice cone.

>>160373502
Betting all my goyshekels on EE panic tread-switching atleast once when he gets iceblasted

>can EE not fuck up this time?

>>160373529
>>160373381
does anyone have the one where he Ults Africa and gets a shit ton of gold?

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tfw /goodboy/

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>>160373023
>Skill 2 : Bender
kek

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>>160373765
this is too pathetic even for a bait

>20 minutes
>4-4

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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>>160373765
>Sounds like...

>>160373510
AA has a midas into Aghs so even if EE played perfectly they'd still lose

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>went from this to a pink haired bottom bitch called rose

Anime: not even once

>>160373765
Sent ;)

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Kaldr thread?

Blink is mucky senpai.

>Against THAT Wings lineup.
>Ursa goes Vanguard Deso instead of Aghs

?

Tbh Wings play sloppy as fuck for all their hype of being the gods of Dota.

>>160368697
oh goddamn when the fuck did sheever look this lewd

>>160373765
>Christian Weston Chandler plays dota and posts on the gulag
so what comes after dota fellow tards no not you actual tard Chris

>>160374027
>This is how fags think normal people act
???

>>160373503
not just cyclone. everything goes well after thunder clap like what it supposed to be
i'd play this to be honest

>>160374027
>before: in the closet
>now: full blown cockslave
???

>>160374051
best waifu

>>160374097
Alch will give him an Aghs later.

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>>160373658
Snackle plz
good boys dont abbandon their teammates

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>NP are winning

>>160374268
its was a bot game i swear

>>160374138

you mean chinese?

>>160374123
it says right there in the picture.
although I don't blame you for not being able to see anything but Jorien

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>Malestrom Juggernaut
Nani?

HOW 2 FIX BREW

>earth replaced with earth spirit
>storm replaced with storm spirit
>fire replaced with ember spirit

>>160368697
>Not even Sheever going full lewd could save Shanghai Major
Absolute disaster.

>>160374335
w8 a fucking sec... how do you lose 17-3 against bots...
what happened!

>>160374294
>doubting NP's ability to throw

>>160374419
chotto matte

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>>160374350
no I mean I know it was at the shanghai major

but I don't remember her looking that lewd during it

wanna hear joke ?

aui200 hero pool
hahha

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>>160373765
hey dude i found your anime :D

what is wings doing?

>>160374463
idk i abandoned in the start

>>160374335
oh nvm, i didnt realize you are new.
keep practicing bro

>>160374557
They are master of Sun Tzu's forbidden technique

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>cm getting bullied

>>160374557
waiting for when they hear EE yell YAMERO at his screen from the other room

>Shadow has nearly 300 cs in 30 mins.
>I think 100 at 45 mins is acceptable.
bruh?

>EE gets iceblasted on one side of the map
>dies on the other
I am genuinely baffled

>envy
WHAT A FUCKING SHITTER

>Envy
He'll always find a way to throw.

>that fucking gank
Wings timing is so good

>>160374684
noone has a clue why youd think that

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THE BAFFLE CONTINUES.

JUST TP OUT

>>160374294
All it took was one AA ult to change everything

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>envy goes to farm while he's ticking down from aghs AA blast

>not just letting manta illusions push the wave while you wait for ice blast to wear out.
???

>>160374294
Source?

This is going to be an exact repeat of game 1.

>>160374684

there shouldnt ever be a situation on a carry where your cs is less than 5 per minute

Going to need need a webm of that envy death

>>160374860
NP actually had a chance to win game 1, this is just a stomp

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>NP

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Is this cuck, dare I say it, our guy?

>>160375054
whos this senpai?

>>160375054
Toffee? He's alright

Envy and aui are so fucking bad both

>that courier

THAT'S WHY YOU BUY MAELSTROM JUGG LADS.

>>160375054
man david hayter has really gone downhill, huh?

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>EE is six slotted
>Wings literally just run him over
kek

ez sweep up 4 wings

>>160371319
Aui is cool

>>160375054
Fuck off toffees nobody likes you

someone post le farm vacuum picture

>Babysitter was watching TV with her boyfriend

What did he mean by this?

I like how Sheever says all the wrong things, PPD is probably fuming.

You know he hits girls right.

>pick elusive spin2win man
>win

Great game, Dotards.

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>Sheever casting

Please stop inviting her to things.

>>160375275
Theeban and SVG are gay 4 each other

>>160374557
winning

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>Give the baffler a hero that gets massive networth
>Lose
Really makes you think

>>160375278
Hitting girls is the NAdota way.

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>EE picks Invoker
>loses

>Wings pick Invoker
>win
is Invoker a high skill hero?

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How do EE fans avoid hanging themselves daily?

Why does NP always pause and never the other side?

>>160375416
is Korok still in jail?

>Envy just pauses without a comment
This blatatant tactical pause should fucking be DQ tier offense

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>>160375442
I have just the picture for this

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>>160375416

>SPAGHETTI FORTIFICATION FROM NP
LOL

>SPAGHETTI FORTIFICATION FROM NP
LOL

>SPAGHETTI FORTIFICATION FROM NP
LOL

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>>160375442
can the NP fans see the noose?

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Is this game a case of Wings being really good, or NP just being really bad?

hahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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THE BAFFLE CONTINUES EPISODE 500.

Wings are winning TI7 its fucking over.

>>160375701
Both