Spessmen on a Spess Station

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&p=16687#p16687

Thank you OP

>carsalash is too shit to make cryomixes
>too shit to make an OP

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>botania nymph
>NATIONS
>HELL
>plasmaflooding everywhere
>crawl into maintenance thinking i can save myself
>nope, it's got no pressure and i'm dying slowly
>desperately try to go back into botany
>no crowbar and the 7,000,000 botanists inside are ignoring my pleas
>back into maintenance
>ZAS hell
>depressurized hell
>everyone is dead
>no access
>loot a body for access into bar, going at 1mph, no speed at all
>holding a flare because i need light
>open door into bar
IT'S ON FIRE BABY
>crawl back into maintenance
>crawl toward escape maintenance
>AT LEAST THE PLASMA ATMOSPHERE IS PRESSURIZED
>my flare lights plasma on fire but i don't care i just need to run
>toward escape
>everyone being flung around, burning to death, choking to death
>come up to the doors leading into escape
>dear god, shuttle is almost here and it's not even plasmaflooded yet, i'm fucking saved
>this is going to be the best escape ever
killed instantly by doorshock__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
nations is a meme

>>160319074
>Maintain the station.
too ambiguous honestly

>>160319074
>>160319118
It's extremely ambiguous and going to result in a shitty mishmash of Corporate and NT Default
Why do keep post it every thread

>3 threads
wew

>>160319420
Nymphs definitely take pressure damage.

>Carsh will keep on making his retarded cryomix that injects 1.25 units of antitox to naked people once when the mix is halfway used

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xth for carbon engineering

>>160320159
>>160320159
>>160320159

REAL THREAD

>>160320215
What are you doing nigger?

>>160320215
>No posts
Get fucked I ain't doing shit

What's the best erp server? I want my waifu to have a good time for our first time.

>>160320301
Goonstation.

>>160320301
Shit man I don't know, I'm /vg/station 4 lyfe. Probably Vore?

>>160320301
Vg is totally erp friendly

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Whose fucking OC is this and what is their key? This insufferable /tg/station faggot's character is clogging up the booru like so much cholesterol.

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>>160320512
I'd let her clog up my booru if you know what I mean

>>160320512
>tfw no one will ever draw your character so well

>>160320696
Ask Yahir to

>>160321002
Anon said the character, not the background objects

Whoever was arguing earlier that you should make cryomixes with clothed people going in in mind, you are retarded. Always strip people before putting them in, you shouldn't be making bad mixes because some idiot might put someone in with clothes on.

>>160321240
>you shouldn't prepare contingencies because your colleagues underperform
yes you should
that's the difference between being a useless self-righteous autist and being a competent crewmember

and there's no point in making a cryomix with a bunch of 5u shit if you're only thinking about naked people
at 50% of the mix used, this will inject patients with a 1.25u dose ONCE in their mix cycle. Fucking useless.

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>>160321352

>>160321352
Yeah that guy's mix wasn't good, but making a mix that has clothes in mind ruins it also.

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>>160320763
Yahir drew me in my first week, he's very nice and skilled.

>>160321402
no, fuck you
does an action lead to the crew losing less time?
if yes then do it
Nothing worse than an autist who willingly does unoptimal shit and blames his colleague for it.

>>160321240
>not accounting for your comrades being complete fucking numbskulls
That's not very robust of you, mister man.

>>160321496
It's unoptimal when you fucking put people in with clothes on because the mix runs out like 100 times faster. Literally nothing worse than that.

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>>160320696
ask Dizor

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>>160321473
>mfw the same thing happened to me

>>160321579
>>160321679
>>160321473
>Dizor is good but only draws a few people and fetish stuff
>Yahir draws everyone but 9/10 times it's bad or just drawing Annie Rodgers for the hundredth time

Is there a third drawfriend?

>>160321929
(you)

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>>160321679
>>160321929
Jidders drew this of me like my third week here, I cherish it

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>>160321929
As if drawing Annie is a bad thing.
To be honest I think I counted it out and I've drawn my own character way more than all the other drawings for stranger a combined.
My motto is and always will be "if you don't do it then who else will?"

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>>160322042
THICC

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>tfw you'll never be popular enough for someone to draw your character without you asking for it
I only just barely managed to get mentioned in the thread semi-regularly before I got bored of spess and became a nobody again.

>>160322135
It was really comfy and good RP before that, which was what I enjoyed most.

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>>160321929
No seriously ask me on discord. Give me a decent description of your character and I'll whip something up.

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I have a few pieces of fan art.

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>>160322505

>>160322042
>>160322090
>>160322482
>tfw asked all 3 for art and got nothing.

>>160322702
Are you a cuntbag to them? If so there ya go. Act like a jackass and people won't give you free shit dummy.

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Today I will remind them

>three hour round as lowpop sec

kill me desu

Fuck me that round went on for a while

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>>160323764
>three hour round as comfy thanksgiving trader

lovin it desu

>Latejoin and go to medbay
>Chemist has CMO bound and feeding him "shitter juice"
>CMO says he's being murdered
>Set CMO free
>He tases the other guy and feeds him something, probably chloral or poison, and disposals him

I dunno, It seems like from my outsider perspective someone still got murdered by being fed chemicals. It's like the trolley problem all over again.

>>160323849
>its a chickenwick trader round

:ok_hand:

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>be cargo tech
>go through round trying to run people over with the mule
>fail at it
>equip knight armor and become roboticist
>convince cheeki to come for an upgrade
>emag
>cheeki dies as it tries to chloral silently
>comes to me with faulty borg to salvage
>salvage I did
>got brain and emagged AGAIN
>names itself BLOB
>goes on a psuedo killing spree until locked down and destroyed
>They come to me AGAIN, without the littlist bit of suspicion in their minds
>ignore detective, salvage
>get brain
>emag
detective finally shows up and takes locked borg to be salvaged alive
>quickly run into RD office and unlock borg
>PM via PDA
>Kill Everything
>lore walk by robotics to see a borg happily smacking away at the detective and a scientist.
>get on board shuttle and kill the rest of the station
>pet my loyal borg for being reborn twice and for being a good borg.
you guys trust me too much

>>160323849
so Vox COOK and SELL, their own CHILDREN?

>>160324104
so humans turn from infants into monkeys into adults, then?

>>160324026

I had suspicions, but nothing concrete until I saw you e-mag the borg. Went to confront and by then the borg was already unloading on us.

>>160324173
Well there aren't any turkeys in space

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>Mfw I turn on the R-ust and hear the glorious sound of autism in the chapel.
Too bad the power went out at the end and I missed the chance to screenshot it.

>>160324205
twas a good borg, many a pattings aloft the head it recieved

>>160324232
It was all clever no-fruit pie shenanigans so no turkeys were harmed anyway.

>>160324205
Dammit should have just stayed at the borg blower second time around

>>160324315
>>160324269

I walked away from the console to tell the detective the borg had no laws, walked in and died. Could've salvaged the round but I made a huge mistake. I honestly think it would've been a lot easier if I had rd access and wouldn't have had to break in. Would've made it a bit harder for the roboticist to break the console.

>>160324026
Wait a second, if that was the same mmi the whole time. That borg willingly got emagged after it was ordered to harm people in its last body. If anything, the borg should have stunned you for ordering harm in its old body and the knowing you had an emag from the first time.

>>160324507
when a borg dies it stops "saving to memory"
and likewise when its placed in a new borg body its memory is wiped.
this RP rule is placed so that someone who dies then gets borged cant exact revenge.
from what I remember its a different story if the borg is alive and I am salvaging the MMI from a functional borg.

>>160324717
Nope.

>>160324413
I saw you, you literally passed me when you were running out of the RD office, in which i ran in and released the borg and messaged him to "Kill Everything"

>>160324783

I didn't hear the message or I would've 100% blown the borg.

>tfw don't know what to get my waifu for Christmas

>>160324840
it was done PDA

>>160324840
He said in >>160324026 that it was a PDA message

>>160324914

Oh, well I mean, what could I have done about that really? My fault for being too trusting.

>>160324913
Give her a gift from your heart anon. If she really loves you she won't care what it is. After all, it's really the thought that counts.

>>160324731
ok then, on the other side of the computer he is only human and can only react so fast.
after placing him int he borg I was ready to emag him as Fast as I could and generally got lucky that it didnt fail on the first try each time,
much faster than say turning into a security borg and assigning a taser to a slot followed by stunning said assailant.

>>160324973
Borgs can always suicide. People forget that.

>>160324973

Actually curious though, is there anything else that produces sparks on a borg besides emagging it or is that the dead giveaway?

>>160324992
goes against laws, even if "probable harm"
>>160325003
I think attacking it does

>>160325050
Law 1 over law 3 nignaga.
>>160325003
Borg analyzer does. It patting itself with various tools.

But it's usually an emeg.

>>160325050

I guess if you see case open and sparks though you can generally infer what's actually going on.

>>160324970
I wanted to draw her something, she likes art, but I'm an awful artist and it'd just look like a child did it.

>>160325690
Can AI do that?

>>160325720
There's still some time anon. Find some self help resources on how to draw, and try to improve. If anything she should appreciate that you're learning a whole new skill to try and make her happy.

If you are able to deliver a physical product, you could try your hand at woodcarving or another artsy craft.

>>160325104
are you really gonna start another asimov war?
its been settled that potential harm will not exist in ss13 since borgs and ai can loophole the fuck out of it

>>160326090
Yeah like that. I've heard good things about that book.

I would assume /ic/ could give tips too if you want someone to look at it but don't want to show it to us for our amusement. I've never been there, but looking at the catalog they seem like a helpful bunch

>>160326000
I'm gonna try, thanks trips man.

>>160326090
Thanks!

>>160326261
Feel free to examine the silicon section of the rules one more time.

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>>160326287
>tfw I didn't notice my trips
Kek has blessed your quest. Go forth and produce a masterpiece.

>>160326341
nigga its been settled community wise since admins were tired as fuck of dealing with ai and borg cases.
potential harm allows borgs to taze and arrest anyone if they hold a gun or anything that can generally in any way cause harm.
borgs were literally going around fucking the station up because a toolbox can deal damage and in turn kill a person potentially.
but feel free to do that in game, see how far you get

>>160324717
>when its placed in a new borg body its memory is wiped
>this RP rule is placed so that someone who dies then gets borged cant exact revenge

Well that's strange, I can't seem to find it in http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Rules

Could you point out what number that rule is?

>>160326341
>5. Silicons ARE allowed to act upon probable harm. Probable harm is a situation where future harm is VERY likely. An example of this would be a traitor with an ebow and esword wiping out half the crew and getting arrested by a borg. The chance of the criminal doing something similar is very likely and as such law 2 can be negated by law 1. This does not mean a clown punching a guy once is probable harm and as such, silicons are not allowed to ignore law 2.
Nigga what

>>160326481
Behold.
>>160326556
I'd shy away from using the wiki to back up any particular point due to "wiki warriors."

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>>160326661
Just fuck my shift up basically.

>>160326661
The rules are updated, the wiki in general is not.

Memes?

>>160326797
Whoever's got a problem with that should go ahead and update it, then. It's pretty much our only source for this kind of stuff, so if I get bwoinked, naturally I will point to the wiki and avoid any bannu.

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>>160326661
>>>((("wiki warriors.")))
what the fuck are you talking about
the rules section is up to date
there's nothing forbidding an MMI from exacting revenge on the person who disabled or blew their first body (so long as they're still following their laws)
the fresh consciousness thing only applies to ghosts becoming posibrains

>>160327206
People who edit the wiki to support their viewpoint without considering serb policy. I GUESS it's a bit harder with that page being locked but like others said it's still not-current and should be avoided if possible for that reason.

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>>160326661
>I'd shy away from using the wiki to back up any particular point due to "wiki warriors."
Holy shit how fucking new are you?
Only Pomf and a couple headmins are even CAPABLE of editing the wiki's rules page.

>>160327443
>it's still not-current and should be avoided
Okay, so link us to the current rules page then.

>>160324913
>Not buying her every game on her steam wishlist

>>160327206
>when a borg dies it stops "saving to memory"
Consider that you can ask a blown borg's MMI what it's laws were, so this should be pretty much wrong.

>>160327443
I think it was just Dylan who was doing that. And Cluster on the xenoarch page that one time.

>>160327510
purge when

Dearest >>160327598,

Go fuck yourself.

Hugs and kisses,
Anonymous

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>>160327579
>throwing money at your waifu like she's some cheap whore

>Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>Nations
>Just why
>Mr strange is bad at engineering

IM NOT BAD AT ENGINEERING
I-I'm just learning

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>>160327835
>>160327910
>>160328169
kay keep me posted

>>160327835
>>160327910
>>160328169
Jesus Christ are you malf?

>>160328594
sauce?

>>160328621
Guardians of the galaxy 2 trailer

>>160328718
I knew it looked familiar

>>160328937
kolith

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I'll just leave this here

>>160320512
>people are willing to metagrudge over fanart of a character whose player may not have even had any say in the creation of said art
sasuga /vg/

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I learnt my lesson. Don't make me do a spaceman rendition of that song.

>>160327820
No! My waifu deserves the best gifts and treats!!

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>>160331236
Don't do it, they'll always leave you eventually and move onto someone else or just stop caring about you all together. The lies will always happen of them saying they want to be friends but within 2 months they'll drop all contact together, care only about yourself anon and buy nice things for you.

Unban and Re-admin Kolith now!!

t. A fan of Kolith

>>160331542
nonantag murder is bad mmkay

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>>160331236
You have to base your relationship on more than just monetary transactions anon. Give her gifts that truly speak from the heart rather than fulfill some list of things. Be like the other anon and seek to improve a skill (in his case, drawing) to give her a gift that shows that you care..

If you improve a skill or learn something new in the process of creating a gift for your waifu, then the situation presented by >>160331494 will not leave you penniless. Rather, you will have ultimately grown from this unfortunate turn of events and walked away with a new or improved skill.

>TG has TWO (2) tranny coders

WAHAHA

>>160331494
>>160332532
No, our love is true she'd never leave me. She says I'm much better than her other husbandos

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>>160333060
>other husbandos
>not previous husbandos

>tfw up late and should go to bed but for some reason brain decides now is the perfect time to spend 10 minutes somewhat organizing reaction images
Fug, I'm not going to be able to find anything when I go to shitpost tomorrow.

I married my waifu on /vg/ in the chapel and didn't get banned for erp.

>>160333310
>5. Persistent characters and character relationships are fine, as long as they don't cause problems.
Marrying your waifu is just fine, just don't tongue punch her fart box in dorms during the honeymoon

>Invested in FR and AM but then both of them completely dropped off the radar

My pomfcoins, gone!

>>160332532
Have you ever gotten your waifu a gift anon?

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>Don't trust the captain
Was this just a thing added in by the Admin, or was my kill actually valid?

>>160333704
what

>>160333704
It's an ion law, and they can be fucking dangerous (they're random).

>>160333746
If you looked at the end of the round results, he was told not to trust the captain. I figured that he was rogue considering his actions as I've spectated their behaviour before. I had a bwoing fest so I know it wasn't valid. But like, that shit ain't good. And if mark nail had his way he could of fucked the station over if I hadn't disabled the ion law AI.

>>160333772
That's kind of shit to be honest, what action am I supposed to take instead? Just taking him out of the core?

>be mime
>deconstruct non vital grilles around the station
>get perma'd over a 3-minute crime
>after an hour someone decides to drop by so I can demand a reasonable sentence
>get a trial instead
>they apologize and release me
>get ZASed to crit as soon as I leave the courtroom
>cap and sec doing their best to keep me alive
>don't make the shuttle because everything is broken

>>160333903
Security is fucking shit, either kill them or dont get caught.

I'm gay

>>160333903
welcome to grey tide mime
>>160334046
> killing as a non-antag mime

>>160334046
just call it selfdefence

>>160333408
Tfw will never be able to tongue punch her fartbox because she's too clean and proper

>>160333903
Make a jobban request.
Less security players = better server for everyone

>>160334238
>>160334046
I just read a bit through the logs and as it turns out, the non-antag HoS literally wanted to execute me over that.

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>>160334401
It's why I clowned him

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drawfag here, takingrequests
heres a sample of my work

>>160334693
how did you get it so low quality
can i request ian?

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>>160334738
quality looks fine on my computer

Is it true that skellingtons can't suicide?

>>160334693
DRAW CHUG

MAYBE WE CAN SUMMON HIM

>>160335007
No, they can.
If you use something to commit suicide that causes brute all your limbs will explode off too. It's fun.

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>>160334693
no fuk u i am te drawfag. here we see clown.. and wat is that? its spare ID hahahahahahaha silly clown u will get arrested!

i do comisions

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>>160335418
>>160334880
>>160334693
you're all fucking shit and probably tracing people too
pic related is my art, literally the best drawfag out there aint i

>>160334693
>>160334738
>>160334880
>>160335090
>>160335418
>>160335490
Heh, kids, I see you've found yourselves on the wrong website. Reddit is right on the next door, don't make the same mistake again or else you might not have someone like me around...

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>>160335612
thx...kid...

:\/ )

>>160334401
ban request him

>>160334401
BuT dId YoU aHeLp It???

>>160334693

PLease draw my Sec officer (female ofc) dual wielding Eswords and killing clowns

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Daily reminder that the Metaclub AI did nothing wrong, and killed itself when its law one was to kill itself.

Some of you silicon shitters could learn a lesson.

>>160337048
It also had an ion law betraying head of the station, which is a similar trait to rogue AI disobeying actual command.

CAPTAIN
BILL
HUDSON

>clown banned for the actions of other people
>clown banned because some retard ran into a crystal and killed them both
>clown banned because a third person ran into the crystal after the clown and first person to touch the crystal were dead

uhhhh vgbabs???

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>>160337261

>>160337891
It's the clown's fault for bringing the shard there in the first place.

>>160338063
>clown responsible for people being too ADHD to avoid one tile in the huge ass open chapel

>>160338140
If you do something like that you're responsible for the collateral damage.

>>160338140
If the clown didn't want to have to count on other people not being idiots, then he shouldn't have brought the shard there.

Expecting other people to not be idiots in this game is really too much.

>>160334484
That's a fat kot

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>>160338140
>Toxins scientist
>make bomb
>give nonantag bomb
>nonantag detonates it
>get banned
>WOOOW WHY AM I GETTING BANNED I DIDN'T EVEN PULL THE TRIGGER

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>>160338140

OH SHIT GITHUB IS DOWN
QUICK DID ANYONE MAKE A BACKUP OF THE SERVER

>>160335953
>>160336203
Nah, the captain handled it IC by demoting him.

Fun fact: It was molenga

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>>160338295
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME?

>>160338473
Yes. Kind liked the heroic situation of pulling you in low oxygen while I was dying and calling the shuttle.

>>160338317
Hey pete, wanna learn how to make bombs?

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>when the warden struts around with 2 Eguns 5 minutes into the round

>>160341014
ahelp it

Summon brass knuckles when
I just want everyone to punch each other to death

>>160341854
When the brass knuckles don't suck dick.

>>160341014
Jobban worthy, make a request.

>>160341569

I dont care that much i just hate wardens literally never do their job. just act like Sec with armory access

>>160341854
Summon traitor items which are given to survivors too when

>>160341931
Listen here, punk. I'm tired of reading your goddamn complains when you don't even bother to report him to the HoP (IC) or the admins (OOC).
The only reason to allow Wardens to carry around guns is when there is little to none security force.
When those people will start getting demoted/warned they'll learn to do their job properly.
That means you won't be seeing them around anymore and I won't have to bother fending off an angry mob of cultists/revs with my shitty taser because the goddamn warden died somewhere in maint carrying the whole armory in his backpack.

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>guy in bloodied engineering hardsuit dragging a locker behind himself
>WTF WHY U SEARCH ME IN CODE GREEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ITS CODE GREEEENNN RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHITCURITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

>>160342760
Let's be real here. You're just a valid hunting maintenance prowling borg aren't you?

>>160343170
Ahhahahahaha, no Anon, I fucking hate borgs in fact.
I only uphold the Law. And I find it funny when people don't know the Law.

>>160343250
>when people don't know the law

Obviously, you don't know the law. The only reason you could have searched someone on code green is if they were breaking the law, which he wasn't. Suspicious behavior is defined as this:
>Suspicious Behaviour: Constantly trying to get close to other employees and stalking them, leaving their department for too much time, having suit sensors disabled and being near secure areas for too long. Patrolling Maintenance excessively, concealing face or identity needlessly.

"Walking around bloodied carrying a locker" is not suspicious behavior, and if you weren't a shitter and had bothered to think for a second, you'd know that.
Faggots like you are a disgrace to Sec as a department and ought to be banned from playing it.

>>160343803
Those are examples of suspicious behavior, it's not limited to them.

>>160343803
>it's not one of the 4 examples given in the wiki, so it's not a crime!
Yes, Anon, someone who is not an engineer wearing a bloodied engineering hardsuit is suspicious as fuck.
Someone bloodied from head to toes dragging a locker around would be suspicious as fuck even without hardsuit.
If you think this ISN'T suspicious, you're welcome to ahelp.

Is there more to Quartermaster than being a cargo tech that holds the department funds and keeps the miners on task?

I figure that I'd be in charge of the cargo projects as well, but what else?

>>160343803
t. buttmad traitor

>>160343803
What you posted isn't the definition, those are examples. I love how shitters like you try to apply space law word for word without stopping to use their brains once.

You can bet your ass that someone covered in blood is suspicious on a space station same as in real life.

>>160343803
>"Walking around bloodied carrying a locker" is not suspicious behavior
how fucking deep down your arsehole do you have to be write a sentence like that?

Daily reminder Asimov didn't even follow his own laws.

Daily reminder Asimov ais can kill humans as Asimov himself justified it with his stories.

>people who keep saying "law 2" when ordering borgs
they know their laws you dumb shit

>>160345341
I wish this was true.

>>160345405
>that shitty excuse
saying "law 2" like it's a magic formula ain't gonna make them move any faster

>>160345535
BORG LAW 2 DO IT BORG LAW 2 BORG LAW 2 BORG LAW 2 BORG LAW 2

; REEEEEEE BORGUES ROBE

>>160344094
Not much other than learning how to build things. Its hard to get things done sometimes as a team due to reputation of average to low quality employees. Try offering cargo techs/ general people classes on how to do things if you know what you are doing like making a mini sme south of cargo.

>>160345625
>BORGUES ROBE
Wizard Robe in the same vein as cardborg when?
I want to be a techno mage.

>>160344094
You got a lot of cash and a supply shuttle console, so it's usually one of the best jobs to build autism forts.

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>Start my mission to collect all the stamps
>All of them are easy to get, just the captain's left
>Get inside the bridge, vox captain shows up and starts yelling (clearly has brain damage)
>Starts firing inaccurately, I outslip him and destroy his gun, lock him in his office
>Throws a shitfit and kills me
>Clones me only to cuff me and starts dragging me toward the brig, assistant stuns him, I run away
>See the ravage caused by the wizards, captain apparently doesn't give a shit and only wants me down
>He catches me while I'm still struggling to walk from cryo
>Gets me to execution room, straight jackets me
>The real hero shows up, slime crawls out of vent and fucks the captain up
>Fart in his face and go get my stuff back and the captain's stamp
>Perform a ritual with the stamps to bless my slime friend
>Honkmother does not answer my call, but the slime did end up surviving the entire shift, proving the ritual blessed it

Captain a Comdom

>>160345916
I should have left you for dead for shit talking me earlier, but the bond between actors must remain strong

>>160346062
It was merely bants between brothers my friend. Clown and Mime might have a rivalry and may shittalk each others, doesn't mean I won't have your back when shit hits the fan.

>>160345812
Last time I tried to do a little babby project of turning cargo into a nice grassy field with animals and a comfy cabin in it. I don't know how to do engines yet, so I'll play engineer or MoMMI or something to try and get that down. SME would be the best to learn, right?

>>160346181
>shittalking
>mime

>>160346448
Silent Shittalking, the dankest of bants, Some might call it shitmiming.

>>160346212
SME is the best but also the hardest to build in cargo.
You should start with AME, doesn't take long.

>>160346212
SME is the best option in terms of time, output, and difficulty to make. In top of that, even if it fails and blows it doesn't mean a shuttle call always like singulo.

>>160346212
Build a fucking RUST

>>160321473
>pretending to be me
:/

Who
Is
That
shill?

>>160346724
>even if it fails and blows it doesn't mean a shuttle call always like singulo.

With our pussy playerbase it does

>>160346765
>pretending to be me

frig off, it's my art!

>>160347024
I miss flavour text

I miss BitterVanilla

>>160347280
well unless he handed it out to two people...

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>>160345916
>slip him and destroy his gun
Kek
Fuck vox captains you can't laser someone for stealing your stamp

Honestly vox should be a once a week shitter pass, you can be norulz shitbird once a week but are valid and after that round you can't play vox again till the next week

>>160347457
I played Marlene the cargo tech as my first character...

>>160347457
>>160347638
Fuck off Whorena

>>160347638
>Marlene
what kind of name is that! I would never. I'm pretty sure she was Melanie but I really don't remember too well.

>>160347803
it was Melanie, so this bill is in fact, the real Bill
Now fuck off Bill

>>160347803
It was Melanie, it's a nice drawing bill. Yahir actually did a good job here.

>>160347781
>>160347897
I'm not Bill, I'm Bull Hudson

Reminder that Whorena is literally a clingy retarded whore
http://imgur.com/a/aFsdC

>>160348086
I am not clingy! If I was I would still talk to all these people lmfao.
>>160347781
>>160347897
I'm going now it's okay.
>>160347993
Yeah I was very grateful for it, shame he ended up hating my guts and wouldn't even accept a truce.

i wish i forgot everything about spessmen so i can discover the game from scratch again

>>160348727
me too buddy

>>160348086
Morena's the fucking worst, I didn't want to read this again
It just reminded me of what a pathetic person Morena is and what a needlessly huge asshole SJ is
Fuck the both of them

>>160348086
>>160348673
>>160348752
Who the Fuck cares how Morena is in private. They're a decent player, better than most spergs on this server.


Who cares. Just drop it, You fucks pushed away a good player with this autistic Yahir tier shit.

>>160348727
You could try massive head trauma
Otherwise you'll just have to get piss drunk while playing like the rest of us

>>160348852
>good player
That's hilarious

>>160348673
>i'm not clingy

so clingy isn't "sending dozens of unnecessary """"flirtatious""""" messages because you're incapable of any human interaction and mistakenly believe that that's how every human acts'?

>>160348852
>good player
ayy lma hell no

>>160347162
It hurts to know that most people don't know how to make a sme room out of the teg burn chamber or run the teg in general as a backup.

>>160348981
>>160349104
I had fun playing with him. So they're good to me.

>>160349104
oh honey, maybe you meant cringey huh. I'm not an autonomous drone and have some fragments of a personality, sorry for being different.
>>160348852
I never left because of the leak thing. I was already gone when it came out, and it doesn't bother me in the slightest. I might start playing again soon but I have other things to do currently so, don't want to!

>>160349705
>sorry for being different

Yes, you should be, especially since you obviously have no remorse, or even apparently, the capacity to understand WHY what you do is considered wrong by 99% of normal human beings.

>>160349796
Don't respond to people you know to be mentally ill, man, it doesn't do anything worthwhile

>>160349965
How can one wear the "I wish I was an operator" baseball cap and be so fucking gay

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>>160349965

>>160349965
her lips are pretty kissable desu

Daily reminder Morena's new ckey is Relegated

>>160350425
N-no
Please tell me that's not true, I actually liked Relegated

When will my waifu come back? (It's not morena)

>>160350501
Am I your waifu

T. A Waifu

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>>160348673
I was all fine and dandy with an agreement to disagree around the 8th of July. I believe Sawbones and I discussed it because I was on a car ride to an event.
When I got home I was going to message you on discord when I saw you post this in the thread, so I guess you didn't want one after all.

>when your waifu investment finally pays off
Its almost like I don't want to die anymore.

>>160351324
Yahir people moved on, quit being a grudge holding sperg.

Why do you even have that screencapped?

>>160349965
How the fuck did people manage to dox Bill just from learning that he is called Bill?

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>>160351457
Hey man, if you're gonna go digging up graves I dont mind to reanimate the corpse.

>>160351594
I'm not morena, I just think you go out of your way to start shit for no reason. Just ignore thread shitposting.

Funny that I need to tell you of all people.

>>160351743
Thats your opinion and you are entitled to it.

>>160351465
One of his dick succling buttbuddies decided to dox him.

>>160351324
the way sawbones put it to me, it seemed like you were holding onto shit and I thought it was stupid. I probably wasn't have a great day and took it out on you, I apologise.

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>>160351982
If you genuinely want to re-attach the remnants of the bridge I burned then you can contact me on the discord.
No need to shit up the thread any further with this.
Art post for offtopic dramaposting.

>>160351796
I used to be like you, a grudge holding, ban requesting shitposting rude dude.

Then I realized love is better than hate. Mend your broken bridges, stay off the thread and clear all your screencapped logs. You'll feel better in mere days.

Good luck Yahir, you can get past this. I really believe you can.

>>160352236
I don't use discord, so we can just leave it at this.

First time playing, I chose assistant
What do i do now?

>>160352741
try to play cargotech so you can better learn the controls and interacting with other players

>>160352741
Find a toolbox and start dismantling everything you see.

>>160352803
I see I see
You know, walking around the station with a Sex on the beach in my hand is all I am doing

>>160353061
do not post about the current round while it is happening

>>160353195
Roger

>>160352741
janitor, then scientist, then back to assistant

it will piss people off, but the skills learned in greytiding 101 are key to robustitude
I challenge you to steal the nuke from the vault, and get it to arrivals without encountering security.

>>160353291
read the rules on the wikifam
little slip ups like that can get you bannued to hell and back

>>160353291
Whenever you feel like talking about the current round, use the OOC verb, it's good so you can team up against antagonists, in case Kaleigh is a vampire or something

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>tfw no morena gf

>>160352741
Read the rules before you get banned is a great way to continue.
Usually it works like this in a general order.
>Read rules
>Get banned for something you did by accident but get unbanned due to you being new
>Learn the controls better in your first real job
>Learn the deeper parts of your job you want to become better at (like xenobot/genes in botany)
>Learn to become efficent and robust at your job
>Reach autistic levels of skill and robust at your job
>Teach newer players how to be good at the job

How do I make a max cap bomb?

>>160354758
Warm plasma and chill-ish oxygen

Green haired Devil?

>>160355185
Who is it?

>>160355378
Doesn't exist

>>160355185
I thought this meme died with sandy who was the one shilling it.

>>160354995
I thought you use super heated plasma? How do I create warm plasma?

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IDEA TIME
What if bloodied clothes could only be cleaned via washing machine?
PROS:
>raincoat now has a use
>tators switching clothes on the go (c'mon that's some movie shit)
>paranoia fuels this game
>washing machine finally has a use that isn't dying shit with crayons or removing plasma contamination (??)
>they can finally remove the shitty "feature" where ZAS randomly makes you bloodied even if you never actually bled
>more people assaulting vox to get cool blue decals on their hardsuits
>turbospergs throwing a shitfit when the clown sprays blood on them
CONS:
>turbospergs throwing a shitfit when the clown sprays blood on them

>>160356019
Actually sounds pretty cool. When are you going to code it?

>>160356193
When you code it for me.

I want to play as a vox
but I don't want the crew to lynch me
how do?

>>160356508
Lynch yourself for considering it.

>>160356508
Play as a vox, don't be a shitter.

>>160356508
Here is your gimmick:
You don't have a shitty english gimmick.
Instead of stealing, you try to bribe people.
You are terrified of taking your suit off (b/c oxigen!!) and have a misguided conviction that when you have your suit on, silicons don't know you aren't a human.

>>160356508
Be a cute bird and don't be a greytiding nigger.
Then i'll love you and protect you in the upcoming race war

>>160356508
Be the toughest of tough tough

>>160356656
I might try that bribing thing, sounds like it could lead to a lot of fun
>>160356674
I'm absolutely shit at being cute, I find myself growing increasingly embarrassed and flustered when typing that sort of stuff

>>160355959
Nah, the temperature of the combined gases just has to be above 100°C.

You create warm plasma by mixing hot plasma with room temperature plasma.

Reminder: Manifested ghosts are still the most retardedly, heinously overpowered piece of shit feature that nobody ever uses.

>>160357272
The reason no one uses them is that it is instant shuttle call and the average cultist is to stupid to know anything other than the sacrifice rune exsists

>>160352453
who are you and why are you tryin to give me life advice lmao

How chill is roboticist?
It's just making borgs and mechs, right?

>>160359017
Rounds as a roboticist are either chill as hell or hell on earth, depending on what the current threat to the station is. If the antag subverts the AI, expect to be the first against the wall.

>>160359017
>>160359193
>Create three or so buttbots as medbay
>Blame the Roboticist
>He gets lynched

The best powergaming is the subtle powergaming.
I've been powergaming my whole life and nobody called me out on it yet.

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Fuck I love autismo forts

>>160360178
Where do you get oxygen from?

>>160357272
Because all you gotta do is find the source and bump him 1 tile to destroy an entire army of salty powered spirit losers.

>>160360178
>no engine to self sustain
>no vent system
>one airlock
0/10 kill yourself

>>160360178
ur fort is shit kid

>>160359965
Grabbing an umbrella because it might rain that day makes you a filthy powergamer who should die.

>>160360279
Canister
>>160360328
Plasma generator is more than enough

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>>160360178
I just love making comfy hideaways

>>160291046
Sorry for the day-old reply, but you can decently easily make 14.16u hyperzine pills by putting 90u in, taking 5u out, and then making 6 pills. Then dump the 5u into the buffer and take the beaker out to get rid of it.

>>160360484
How long would that last? I couldn't imagine too long.

>>160353061
while in game dont tell people you are new to the game, just new to the job/station

>>160359965
I like how nobody ever calls assistant out for power gaming because stealing important things is expected from them

>>160359017
Robo is lower expectations scientist. Knowing what to keep prepared is important as well as some tricks.
Keep the 6 spare components, 1 head, and a reset module on hand for faster repairs, the borgs will thank you for getting them out faster and back into the round.
Nanopaste costs a lot but its worth having one on hand if you expect heavy repairs that round like blob, ops, or more than 4 borgs active.
Ask over :n if rnd wants the three syringe guns for reseach round start.
Ask RD for the ai core board just to have on hand to save a trip to the circut printer.
Have a manipulator for a quick spider bot if you feel bad for a mmi at shuttle call time and a normal body will take too long.
MMI dead? Swipe id on it and use it to pop out the brain, try putting it back in and it might get the person to return to body. Also some dead eye mmis are still functional.
MMIs will show up on a cmc. If a borg gets spaced blow the borg and telesci back the mmi. Note the coords if it hits something nice like clown roid.
Make a robot control console and pitch in during malf rounds, mech bay maint is a great place to run with it if plasma happens, it has power and is rarely traveled by anyone.
Learn apc, door, and air alarm ai control and unlock/bolt wires asap. This will save your ass in malf and you can replace the robotics room apc cell if you lose power becuase your room sucks power quickly.

>learn how to cheese all of the tcomms sat
>there's fuckall reward at the end
>especially now that gooncode a shit
meh

>>160360549
Lasted more than the round did. A few hours

>>160361890
What is the goonecode? I tried getting it but I died, what is in it?

>>160362045
you can swipe it on a chemmaster to turn all the chemical names into goofchem, but they still do the same shit
pretty meh

What music do you listen to when you're playing, /ss13g/?

>>160362892
depends on the job, but since i main mining, basically anything by The Devil Makes Three. good music for being a hard working spessman.

>>160362892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jef77jBs-mM

By the way, 10/10 clown chase last round. I laughed a lot.

>>160362892
Trojan Green Asteroid

>>160363525
Green haired Devil?

>>160358434
I'm trying to help. Your ways have achieved nothing but causing people to hate you.

Please for your own sake get away from this place you're in.

>>160362892

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PicGSNmWTlg

>>160363851
not even yahir but nigger, you're fucking insane

>>160363851
shut the fuck up solarious

>>160362045
What did you set the release pressure on the canister to?

>>160363851
t. solariousshiterella
t. bittershiterilla
anyway neck yourself

>>160364207
I'm trying to get Yahir to calm down, I want to help him. Fuck me for trying to help someone that needs it I guess.

>>160364316
I'm just trying to help Yahir, getting away from the thread and game for a while did me a lot of good. The past is the past, what matters is becoming a better you for the future. Good luck in life man, I hope you keep up with the drawing because some of them are really great.

>>160364591
you are more of a problem than he is solarious
you need legit psychotherapy, get off the internet

>>160364330
I used two canisters, one for each room. In the first room, I set it to 101.3Kpa (1atm). On the second I just emptied the canister.

>>160364591
You're not solarious, stop pretending to be them

>>160364591
Go away Solarious
Stop acting like a reverse Omega

Is there ANYONE who plays on this server that isn't an insane dramawhore?

>>160365125
__Yahir___

>>160365125
Yes. You never hear about them because they aren't insane dramawhores.

>>160364316
>>160364579
>>160364726
>>160364921
>>160364945
I wanted to mend bridges with Yahir, I wanted to offer advice that worked for myself when I was in a similar situation to himself.

I didn't write it up well at all, I'm still working on being nicer. I do hope Yahir and everyone else is happy though, sorry for being a bother in the past a lot of the time.

>>160365501
and what the fuck exactly is your name

>nonantags letting fire into the shuttle

>>160365231
:thinking:

>AI
>Engineering is abortions
>Tcomms is fucked up beyond belief
>Daniel Dredd the engineer pipes up
>"I could fix tcomms but I don't have access"
>"I can let you into tcomms Daniel, just tell me when"
>He doesn't respond and instead walks around taking the cell out of APCs
>I tell him again
>Doesn't respond
>Keeps removing APC cells for no reason

Round was AIDS.

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It's our year, boys

Can everyone who gets off on drama just fuck off and watch reality TV or something please?
You're annoying as fuck

>>160365695
I fucking hate this "hey guys it's totally intended that the shuttle is built with literal fucking panes of glass separating the hellfire from the passengers!" meme.

>>160365581
Doesn't matter now listen "the good doctor" has to pay.

My character preferences won't load. What should I do? I've reconnected about five times already.

>Your character preferences have not yet loaded.

>Your character preferences have not yet loaded.
>Can't talk in OOC
PANIC

This kills the serb

>Your character preferences have not yet loaded.
>Your character preferences have not yet loaded.
>Your character preferences have not yet loaded.
>Your character preferences have not yet loaded.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>>160366213
>>160366228
>>160366247
Serb is kill

>>160366213
>>160366228
Now I know where my target is

>>160366069
tell me what the fuck your name is

because it sounds like you're trying to impersonate someone, badly

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You're on the emergency shuttle and this fucker walks through the airlock. What do you do?

SERVER BROKEN

>>160366391
Equip earmuffs, emp his ass and then space him