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>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/
>Official Website and Community
https://playoverwatch.com
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/
>Latest Patch Notes (Live)
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749777650
>Ongoing Hero Balance Changes (PTR)
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20749857162
>Sombra Animated Short
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og5-Pm4HNlI
>Overwatch Wiki
http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Overwatch_Wiki
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://overbuff.com/
http://masteroverwatch.com
>Competitive Info
http://gousgamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg
Oh, didn't notice there was a thread already because they didn't add /owg/ to the title. Disregard.
Lena!
thanks blizzard
Does anybody have the webm of Ana getting fucked by bastion?
Sombra for console when?
anyone wanna do some qp?
i can do comp too if you really want to, my rating is some 2600 atm. NA
>>160184293
So, IS it a barn owl?
>>160184397
??????????
>>160186772
Tomorrow at best, after S2 ends at worst.
No matter what role I play, I'm gold everything and lose. Ranked takes too long not worth it solo, quickplay is a joke. 5 in a group too bad for ranked so they pick 4 d.vas and healer and break the game. Destroy the other team and get t-bagged when I die. People level 200+ don't even know basic team composition or strategy is. This game is dogshit if you don't have at least 1 other person with you.
>>160193247
>he actually bought a team based game
>to play it without a team
are you dense? retarded?
>>160184293
so ive been unable to access the PTR since the sombra update, it always shows a message of server connection error before getting in the main screen, anyone else with this problem? when is she hitting live? im tired of waiting
>>160185478
Junkrat is awesome. Whereas I have all the widowmaker skins, now that's shitty.
>tfw got banned from a facebook overwatch group because i reported all the account sellers
feels good though, i hope blizz will ban their accounts, heh
>>160185478
You really stepped in it, mate
Sombrà is fun as fuck
Dead Thread....?
>wake up
>no patch
>>160186893
i'll QP but I am EU how bad do you think the ping is going to be?
I don't even play Genji but I still want that skin because all of his current skins are shit.
>>160196503
>ride bike
>get in accident
>not concious for 3 days
>wake up
>still not patch
>>160194812
i hope they ban your bnet for being such a snitch lmaoo
AW man, is the PTR over already? Its not even patch day!
>>160196503
>>160197396
Blizzard patches on Tuesdays guys.
>>160197559
Lol cuz Blizzard would never find a fucking facebook page filled with people trying to sell accounts.
They're pretty fucking stupid, Anon...but not that stupid.
>>160188779
I think it's meant to be a stylized animal skull
Probably a goat, cause he edgy like that
>>160198085
To the contrary, caprine skulls appear to have markedly elnongated maxillary and nasal bones as well as round ocular fossi. Indeed the nasal bone which forms the dorsal and external part of the median skull (with the internal being the hard palet) extends all the way to a small incisive bone (when compared to bovine or ovine ruminant relatives). It is thus safe to assume that the extensive rostral cavitation of the nasal bone does not belong to the caprine species as it appears to terminate prematurely at about 2/3rds of the way to the front teeth.
>team will always throw a hissy fit when I pick symmetra on defense
kek
>>160194636
Probably not till after Thanksgiving. That'll give them a week of Live Sombra before S3 Comp starts.
>>160200554
Shieet nigga ah aint no biologist or sum shieet like dat
>>160188779
It superficially resembles a barn owl, but if you look at skulls it actually looks more like a vulture.
>>160201062
vet
>>160201116
An understandable but rudimentary fallacy stemming from pictures of masks from the middle ages which in turn appeared to take after vulture skulls and were commonly used by "plague doctors". The skull of the vulture has many apparent differences but to cut a long story short, the ocular fossi appear lateral to the nasal bone rostral to the templar bone which in many of the scavenging avian species is allready cranially retracted. (This also serves the function of providing an almost 360 degree vision). It would therefore be a serious stretch of the imagination to consider this as a true vulture skull.
Why is the thread so dead?Why is the game so dead?
>>160201735
>>160201116
I do however have to add that dorsoventral views of certain vulture species appear with cavitations that could resemble "eyes" such as those seen in the picture of the reaper mask. These cavitations are formed from a certain point of view their margins are composed of the maxillary bones and the ocular fossi or even the mandible and the occular fossa.
>>160201778
This is not the right thread
>>160183412
>>160197365
I know m8, I'm right there with you
>>160184293
kek
why is bullying genjis so much fun
>>160205497
Hana belongs to Gabriel
>throw grenade at roadhog
>he comes at me but cannot hit me
>he tries to get health pack but in vain because debuff
>punch him 4x to death
>sleep reaper twice as he tries to flank
>kill him
>try to sleep ulting mccree
>zero suit dva accidentally jumps in front of the dart
>everyone dies
Why is Ana so fuckingfun
Anyone got a pastebin link for a story an anon wrote a while back? It involved Genji and McCree cooking something and/or Tacobell.
Does anyone else like countering meme comps in QP? The tears when their shitty "joke" team doesn't work is hilarious. I get called a try hard daily.
What spurs people to be so autistic?
The last character you played as is going to fuck you tonight. They will not be gentle.
>>160208326
>Zarya
deebly goncerned
>>160200810
Well, she is the least picked class for a reason...I do it too though
Nothing better than winning with Symmetra, super shameful to lose to her too
What wins
>2 DPS 1 healer vs. 3 DPS
>1 DPS 2 healer vs. 3 DPS
>>160197365
whats your battletag
Stop bullying Reaper please. Thats why he is so angry and edgy all the time. You are the real bad guys here.
Is Mercy single?
When i have autistic hero mainers that dont swap
Should i:
>try to pick around them
or
>play heroes im best with carry
Anyone got the webm of sombra's kiss intro?
would /owg/ ever consider dating a cyborg ninja?
>>160208756
Blizzard please release the patch on live or bring the PTR back online
I wanna play more 3v3
>>160208725
He should stop acting like a tease himself.
>>160206698
best ship
>>160208326
>Roadhog
>>160208756
Dont you dare say it you fucking gook.
there are people in this general right now that think reaper is overpowered
>>160208829
play around it if it's comp, if it's QP then just try to outmeme the enemy.
>>160208326
oh la la !
>>160208925
>>160206698
D.Va belongs to Jack
>>160208158
As a dva main nothing gives me a bigger hard on than some shitters trying to go all winstons
>>160208863
>qt blueberry
I want to hug that smug so bad. It hurts.
>>160208326
>Pharah
My body is ready
>>160208976
Well beyblade is but that's Ana's fault
Reaper is the most balanced. They should never ever change him and use him (and winston I guess) as examples of how to balance a hero and give them a good kit without overloading it.
>>160209037
But she is purple.
>>160208921
Anybody have the entire first panel comic?
>>160208326
HOORAY
>>160209019
Too late.
>>160208640
Triple DPS, 1 tank, 2 healers? 2/2/2 with RoadHog, Reaper, Zarya, Ana
Triple DPS, 2 tanks, 1 healer? Triple Tank, or 2/2/2. Roadhog+Genji/Tracer
UPDATE WHEN update when?!
>>160208326
>D.va
I can live with this.
>>160208925
>Reaper with anyone but Widow
>>160208968fags
>>160209194
So is the new Ptch going to roll out tomorrow or nah?
>>160208326
>REINHARDT READY FOR BOODY!
>>160208326
Im not complaining
>>160209276
maybe
>>160209139
Wrong
>>160208326
yes please
>>160208326
At least he uses protection.
>>160209312
delete
hana song is dead.
The problem with trying to theorycraft around Genji, Zarya and Ana is they have no practical counters and break the supposed core principal of the game that everyone has a counter and a weakness to exploit.
Those 3 aren't bad at anything and dictate how they want to engage. You can't force them into bad situations that wouldn't be bad for literally any other hero.
There's nothing wrong with having a well rounded hero but you need to make them jack of all trades master of none. Soldier was a good example of this pre-nerf. He can do a little bit of everything but never really excelled in one area like Reaper.
This is very typical of Blizzard, look at Druids. Whoever came up with the idea of "hybrid tax" apparently stopped working at Blizzard around 2006.
Personally I'm for nerfing Ana, Zarya and Genji into the ground and then slowly buffing them back up or doing it as a way to shelf them until they can think of a rework so they have more defined roles than "best dps" "best tank" and "best support"
People might want to bring up Lucio and Rein but their pickrate is due to the map design, not the character design. Rein isn't good on koth for example. Lucio doesn't really have a map type he's bad at because speed boost is so universally useful but you can definitely swap him out for Zen on non-koth maps. But both have clear weaknesses, Rein being so directional and Lucio being actually a mediocre healer compared to the single target healers and doing garbage damage and only being an actual threat on koth where he can get environmental kills. Their kits aren't overloaded and they can certainly be forced into bad situations.
>>160208326
>>160209387
>>160209356
>>160209053
>playing pharah
>>160209524
She wasnt anything special
Is it canon that Genji was/is a weeb?
>>160209524
She was never destined for greatness
>>160208326
oh boy
>>160208326
>>160209006
Yes pls.
Defend this ability
>>160209643
he's a native japanese man
he cannot be a weeb
jesus christ, learn what it means before you go throwing it around retard
>>160209524
HOS NEVER DIE
>>160209686
>Asks people to defend Satan's reincarnate
>>160208925
>>160209240
>Reaper with anyone but Sombra
>>160209643
is it canon that Genji and Mercy are engaged in a monogamous sexual relationship?
>>160209686
It's just simple geometry
>>160208326
Shes gonna heal me up real good.
¡HOLA!
So what did everyone think of Sombra in the end?
>>160209686
>>160209524
holy fuck overwatch got so much normie art like this
>>160208326
>Zarya
I'm not sure how to feel about this.
>>160209141
Only have this one sorry
>>160209686
it's the only way that useless fuck of a character can actually make the occasional kill
>>160209759
>not reaper xanonim so lonely
Cutest and best pairing
>>160209019
>Gabriel belongs to Jack
Fix'd.
>>160209804
Kinda shitty.
>>160209881
>>160209240
>>160209759
>>160208925
> reaper with anyone
>>160209804
Pretty shitty.
>>160209959
Gotchu covered
>>160209159
WHO IS THIS SLUT
>>160209924I'm a spic so it's easy to self insert myself with Sombra. All I want is Gabe's love
what kind of autism is this?
>>160209804
Not great offensively but provides some neat utility.
I can see her becoming good later, but for now underwhelming
>>160210009
>>160209141
>>160210118
Are they any good?
>>160209804
I didn't actually play ptr
but I suspect she suffers from the same thing as dva. She takes a more strategic approach than most heroes and most people just don't understand how to play her. So they think she's weaker than she is
Of course, like dva, that doesn't mean she can't actually be a bit weak
>>160210118
I don't know but it's better than having %90 of his time on one character. At least the nigga has to have a good understanding of each hero.
>>160209847
How is that normie
it just looks hilariously autistic to me
>defending Hollywood
>30-2 with Zarya
>24 player kill streak
>end card for 29 high energy kills
>no one voted for me
Hold me /owg/
>>160209804
I WANT SOMBRA TO BOOP MY DICK
>>160209159
Literally me
>>160210542
Grow a pair faggot
>>160209804
shes hot and i want to impregnate her and shes fun to play
>>160209804
I personally think she's great.
Blizzard pls gib update
I wanna play arcade again pls
who here trying to learn HotS for tomorrow?
>>160209804
ult is broken
her m2 hack being shitty is the only thing keeping her from facemelting overpowered, one change to that will fuck everything up
that or increasing her damage so that shes a mini bastion
i could see blizzard doing both simultaneously
Is the Oni Genji thing up yet?
I want to get this HoTS shit out of the way
>girl overwatcher tries to get cute with me
>instantly remember seawhale's pocket mercy
>call that girl fat as fuk
who /thuglife/ here
>>160210221
Thank you, anon.
Being Reaper is suffering. I want to know what happened to him though. Next animated short about him if FS doesnt cover it? Reaper or Mei's past would be interesting.
So is anyone else worried about the state of Tracer? All the ult nerfs make her a lot slower to get damage up and Sombra can be a real bitch of a problem. Feel like they should reduce the ult charge time for Traceface.
Fareeha
>>160210918
Tomorrow
>>160210941
Nigga,
FIRST
STRIKE
Jesus christ
>>160210918
Not yet, still got a while to go
>>160210873
I played 3 games. By far the most simplest, brain dead, button mashing moba out there. It'spretty fun
>>160210542
What level are you and do you play with a group
>>160210221
I want tobe niceto Reaper!
>>160210879
>that or increasing her damage so that shes a mini bastion
>Sombra's shit DPS, the lowest of all offense characters if counting potential combos and AoEs
>mini bastion
She's far from becoming a "mini bastion"
Now that we've got 1-hero Limit in QP, how would you feel if Matchmaking worked like it does in Heroes of the Storm?
1. You pick the hero you want to play
2. Matchmaking queues you up and looks for a game to plop you into, with everybody initially starting off as their picked heroes with no overlap
Then just let people switch off once they're in game for counter-picking.
>>160210941
>Thanking me by reminding me how awful House became in the end
Thanks...
I am here to make a very compelling argument on how to fix matchmaking.
If you queue with friends, winning nets you 0 SR.
If you lose with friends, you lose the ability to queue for the rest of the day.
Now, Overwatch is a better game for everyone.
>>160184784
Sucks many cocks!
>>160210994
Yeah well WHERE THE HELL IS IT
>>160210291
>needing more than 1 hour playtime with each hero to fully understand every mechanic a hero has
why do you even play video games if you are this shit?
>It's a "retard hardlocks Bastion even thought he gets countered by 2/3 of the enemy team" episode
>>160211424
People need to learn how to do more than 1 role in overwatch, current climate is fine as it forces you to experience new roles.
>>160211631
Worst time to nofap MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>160211510
I don't know but that's when you're find out about Gabe's backstory. We're not getting a short, we're getting a visual novel.
>>160211685
It would solve the problem of one-tricks getting mad and throwing the game because they can't play their mains. I know they can just leave because "lol it's just quickplay", but it's still a problem.
>>160211685
Id rather have a team of one tricks than flex players
Flex players are always so shit even in pro teams
>>160211905
the vast majority of people should learn to play more than one role, one tricks are cancer for so much non pro players.
>>160211721
>nofap
Sounds painful desu
>play rein
>harambe jumps on me
>my team shooting at anyone except harambe
>die
how can they be so retarded
>>160212104
>Be Rein
>Harambe jumps on me
>Don't be a pussy scared of 2 DPS
>Kill him
>remove speedboost from nanoboost
>zarya nerfed
>lucio nerfed
>less ultimate spam
>mei the whore will have ever slower ultimate build
>faggots cant abuse hero limit in QP
>new hero
>new map
perhaps the greatest patch in fps history. It will make the game so much better.
>>160211631
>tfw no blue round cheeks on my face
I wonder how it feels.
What did these fuck ups do now?
>>160212284
>zarya nerfed
>He hasn't heard
They fixed the beam, mate. Its hit mechanic is like an actual laser now.
General DPS increase
Which map is the worst and why is it Watchpoint: Gibraltar?
>>160212104
>>160212173
>be 14
>still unironically use harambe
xd
>>160212457
Hanamura
>>160212457
>Which map is the worst
Hanamura by far, no discussion.
>>160212457
2CP maps are easily the worst in the game
>team either rolls through both points in 2 minutes or gets stuck at one and can't get a good push until overtime
>>160212335
Cold
>>160212457
Barring CP maps which are obviously the worst, I can agree watchpoint gets really obnoxious at times
Anyone been running into far more aim botters than normal the past few weeks? I'm really getting sick of seeing one every 5 fucking games now, if blizz don't sort it out I may just move to the console version.
>tfw still no new KOTH map
>>160210994
It says right there in the post "if FS doesn't cover it."
>>160211465
I'm sorry, Anon, how about this sad faced medical show reference?
>>160212284
All thats left is for Hanzo to be removed
BUFF TRACER
Why is it that whenever i play with people who speak on voice chat i win and when they don't i they're total shitheads?
>>160212831
That's better. I didn't watch all of Scrubs though. That actor's new show Stan Against Evil is entertaining though
>>160212897KissTracer!
>>160212798
did you miss blizzcon? they're working on one called oasis
>>160212457
Eichenwalde
>>160212798
December/January
>>160184293
when is that symettra overhaul coming
>>160212457
what is lijang tower
>>160213145
Not until next month at the earliest
>>160213165
a shitter exposer
>>160213145
Soon™
>People who say they "can't play role x" or can only play one or two Heroes from each category.
>"Try and learn one character from each category so you can help your team fill any role!"
PSA - Heroes you _MUST_ be able to play at a reasonable level in order to be even close to non-shitter aka diamond:
Reaper, McCree, Genji, S76, Tracer, Pharah
Mei, bastion, hanzo
Zarya, Winston, Reinhardt, Roadhog
Lucio, Ana, Zenyatta
Mr Co-ordinates ults
If your hero pool is any smaller than this you need to uninstall the game.
Thanks!
>>160213180
why
did they say theyre delaying it because they have no content planned
>angry arabic woman yelling
>RYUJIN NO KURWAE
>Genji dashes straight into our team
>Fire at will!
>laser to the face
Remove Nihon.
>>160212457
gibraltar, route 66 and eichenwalde are all garbage
you can tell when a map is shit because itll have doors that close behind the payload and force you through pinhole chokepoints to get back to it
>>160213434
genji can dash out of graviton even if you manage to land it perfectly
>Changes to Symmetra are "definitely on our list, but I don’t think we’ll see a change go live until probably some time in November,” said Kaplan.
I still have hope
>>160213364
Who knows.
"So one thing we haven't heard about at Blizzcon is the big Symmetra changes that we're expecting at some point. In fact, I think November was the ballpark time period. Can you give any hints as to where the team is at with that?
Tim Ford: Yeah, we can't give any details right now. We're excited about it and I think fans are going to be pretty pleased with the direction we're taking her.
Do you still expect it to be something we see this month? Or this year?
TF: Probably this year, yeah.
SC: The one thing we can definitely say is that they're really working hard to make sure that she's more than first point functional. And we're hoping to release her to the PTR this year. That has been a heavy focus recently and there's been a lot of tuning, trying to figure out what feels right. Once that's hammered out, she'll be out there."
>>160213482
>>>dashes straight into our team
>>>>>dashes
>>160213529
Good job killing an idiot then i guess
>>160212284
Zarya is buffed.
>>160213482
what if he already used dash
>>160213303
>Genji, S76, Tracer, Pharah
>bastion, hanzo
Nice bait, I'm mid-high masters and I literally play only 3 heroes (Zarya, Hog, Rein and on a rare occasion Lucio)
>>160213434
>[Angry arabic yelling]
>[Angry japanese yelling]
>[Loud russian woman yelling]
>Entire team caught and ready for slaughter
>PASS INTO THE IRIS
>No one dies
No Genji, it is you who will die today.
IS SOMBRA COMING TONIGHT PLS RESPOND PROMPTLY
>>160213816
Patch day is almost always Tuesday.
>>160213816
Promptly
>>160208326
How does this work exactly?
>>160213816
probably not
What music does Lucio listen to?
So are we ever getting First Strike or is Blizzard too busy perfecting the contours of Gabe's nutsack?
>>160213996
They need to touch up Jack's girth
>>160213917
Superior Bastion-tan.
>>160213961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqOcoU7aoFM
>install HotS for the fresh new Genji meme
>try to play few games to grasp the general feel of the game
>que up for the hot new arena brawl blizzard cooked up
>8 minutes que and counting
Jesus how ded is this game, no wonder blizzard is trying to bait OW crowd
>>160213501
>>160213521
Namaste
May Symmetra become OP and a frightening experience for all those that play Overwatch, both to see her and not have one on your team.
>>160211721
What is the point of nofap?
Do you think that by not fapping you're ever going to actually have sex with a real woman?
Just accept your life and fap away, fatso.
>>160208326
>Zarya
My pelvis is ready
Who's the objectively best toon?
My votes for Reinhardt. Excellent character design, voice, kit and all his skins are the best.
>>160212457
all nine king of the hill maps
>>160209559
Pharah is really fun to play as, and quite effective in good hands.
>>160213717
Doesn't matter if you go back to familiar picks, only that you're able to fill needs.
Playing in a stack is also a completely different matter
I'm about to buy the game. What's the difference between the regular version and the Origins Edition? The advertisement makes it looks like I won't be able to play as Tracer in the regular one. Please help.
>>160214072
>loli
nah. fuck off.
>>160214568
Origins give you like 3 new skins
>>160213961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfiAoqHcw5c
>>160214568
Skins and shit for other blizzard games
>>160208326
Cheers.
>>160214568
>The advertisement makes it looks like I won't be able to play as Tracer in the regular one.
lol what?
no it's just skins, and some extra stuff for other blizzard games no one cares about.
up to you if that's worth $10
>>160214568
Origins gives you the best Reaper and Tracer skin
>>160214639
>>160214648
>>160214756
>>160214807
Cheers, lads.
post you'res
>>160213720
>[Angry arabic yelling]
>[Angry japanese yelling]
>[Loud russian woman yelling]
>entire team caught and ready for slaughter
>team doused in old lady piss
>[Impotent omnigger yelling]
>team fucking killed like animals
>Its in the refrigerator
What did Reaper mean by this?
>people are dodging even in diamond
c'mon son
>play qp
>retard compositions and XDDD weebs genjis
>play competitive
>4 lose streak
>quit
>today is not a good day for ow
>>160214807
>Pumpkin
>T.Racer
>>160215051
I thought they fixed the dodging shit already
>>160194812
how they catch u reporting?
>>160213521
i just don't want them to ruin Symmetra, i already like her kit as it is even though i could use some QoL buffs.
>>160215023
He's a Lakers fan. Reference to their old announcer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVi98BZ2OwA
>>160214807
>origins Tracer
>"""best""" skin
>>160214904
source on pic?
>>160215323
RIP Chick
>>160215386
>tfw have to wait until next summer to get it
>>160215163
it is fixed, you now get a loss plus like a 10 min ban when you do it.
>numbani
>defence
>enemy team tries to go through the side not the main road
>fails to do so for 4 mins
>ez pz i think
>attack
>one of my teammates says "Hey guys pick zaray mei and tracer, they're really good for comboing!"
>they pick them
>i pick zenyatta once again
>noone on the main road again, everyone tries to go through the side
>fails to do so for 3 mins
>"guys let's all use our ults!"
>used ults, killed 2, enemy mercy ressurected them both
>DRAW
This game is full of autists i swear to god
Why doesn't Ana just load her rifle with sleeping darts?
>>160210118
looks like mine
>10/10 Mercy thanks for the superb healing
>very good mercy ... thanks for heals
>i hope u have a good next match mercy
What's going on? Two matches and two praises for healing?
>>160210873
no one genji shitter
>get home
>can't play 3v3
fuck this gay earth
>>160215980
>Its yet another Mercy seeking attention episode 42, Season 3.
Why doesn't Torb put a Bastion gun on his turret?
>>160213521
Torb rework when?
3rd builder class when?
>>160212457
hanamura and vodka
WE'LL GET FIRST STRIKE TOMORROW
WE'LL GET THE ARCADE TOMORROW
SOMBRA WILL LEAVE THE PTR TOMORROW
IT'S ALL COMING, OUR DAY IS FINALLY HERE!Never ever
>>160215896
uhhhhh why dont i fuck you instead huh bitchboy???? you like that???
>>160215896
Why doesn't D.Va load her guns with shotgun pellets?
Why doesn't Winston use a higher amperage?
Why doesn't Genji use his sword more often?
Why doesn't Widow use a rifle that doesn't need to charge up?
Why don't Mercy and D.Va use higher velocity ammunition in their pistols?
Why doesn't everyone just use their ult all the time?
This game need a character wielding a gunscythe or a gunspear.
I fucking hope that opinion doesn't trigger one of you stupid faggots.
>>160216091
Cum inside me anon!!!
>playing mercy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Yeah stupid fucking faggot heal me while I have fun.
I want a Psycho from Borderlands as a hero tbqh.
>>160216472
Doomfist
>>160215964
>SOLDADO
You have to go back.
>>160216372
W-what
>>160212457
Funny way of spelling Hanamura you have there
>lose because someone instalocks mccree and can't kill 1 pharah or tracer then swaps to tracer and eats shit for the last 2 minutes
Please don't play DPS if you can't kill Pharah
>>160216484
>Want bitchin' melee only character
>They'll fuck it up somehow
Suffering
>pic related
>>160216372
Stay away from me you incubus(female). I only cum inside pure girls like Ana.
>>160216495
perdon señor :C
>>160212457
Hanamura, Vodka and Anubis need their own separate queue so I never have to play them again
That map can be pretty bad too at times.
The real question is why can't blizzard make decent maps?
>>160216605
The fuck are you talking about?
Pharah is the hardest champion to kill in the game.
>>160215386
the capes look like shit
>>160216381
are Tracer and Widowmaker gay?
I enjoy Hanamura and Illios unironically.
>Athena, kill the whites
What did he mean by this?
>>160216753
if you cannot shoot a pharrah as Sol, REE or Sombra you absolutely suck
>>160215386
this shit better be available next year
>>160216925
2CP maps are trash and Hanamura is the worst. You have shit taste.
>>160216753
reinhardt main spotted
>>160216880
They could just be friends.
Girls have different boundaries than men and are more secure about their gender identities.
>>160216954
You actually misheard him, he said lights, not whites.
Man, are you a dummy or what?
>>160216925
Illios Lighthouse and Well are fine, fuck ruins
>be low platnium
>pick hanzo
REE GET OFF HANZOO!!
>litterally do more then my whole team combined
>lose
WOW FUCK YOU HANZO WHY DIDN'T U SWITCH WE LOST CUZ WE HAD THIS FUCKING DUMB HANZO
fuck you dumbasses that don't know how to get carried.
It's been like this all week I get team kills then I die and my team doesn't know how to get on the point and by the time I'm back the whole other team is there and I have to kill them all again while my team dies fuck my luck I can't even so pissed
Are there any other skins that make you worse? Like coldhardt aka please headshot me: the skin
>>160208326holy fuck yes I need it
Ask a top 1% Zenyatta anything
>>160217186
Why do you think being #566 is special.
>>160217186
whats the BIGGEST dick you ever sucker?
Where do you work?
What race was the dick?
>>160217138
kys hanzo shitter
>>160217186
How do I get the 4 consecutive discords in a row achievement?
>>160217147
>Implying people who are shit at the game will headshot you regardless
>Implying anyone half decent needs that much of an assist
Stay gold, fag
>>160217329
Hit people with orbs real fast
>>160217186
Got any sweet tips and tricks to lay on us
What time exactly does that HotS event start?
>>160216618
I just want to punch the shit out of every hero
how does /owg/ feel about this picture?
>>160208326
noice
Whats a good sensitivity for Reinhardt? If possible, can you post a video/webm of what it looks like in action?
>>160217701
Genji is such acute
>>160217701
Genji is beta af
>>160217701
I dont get it. Hana wanted him to touch her?
>>160217701
It's shit
>>160217701
I could see DVa struggling to find love.
>>160216880
Nah
Do you think shitters lie to themselves to feel better?
Mei
>>160217796
hana has a crush on Genji
>>160217748
14.95
also good for ana and 76/ree in my experience
sometimes go down to 14.8 if i miss too often
>>160217828
Yes
It's a natural human reaction.
Shorten sombra hack on health packs to 30 seconds. 1 minute is fucking ridiculous.
If Blizzard does this HotS shit again for a character I like I am going to be upset and not play for like 24 hours in protest.
>Play WoW for 20 hours with a group of friends to unlock American Eagle Pharah
>>160217186
What does the quick rank mean?
>>160217828
>OH DON'T MIND ME, JUST A BIG OL' DIAMOND DICK COMING THROUGH
People get rather upset when sr is brought into the equation
>>160217898
he's 2079 SR, which is so bad I didn't know it was possible
>>160217946
It means you're the 257th best Winston in your region.
https://youtu.be/LAkEmhil1Zc
>>160216880
Only if you want them to be.
THIS
PAYLOAD
IS
B U M P I N
U
M
P
I
N
I will literally pay someone $5 for a shitty MSPAINT of Mei richoteting a fart off someone's forehead
>Put into a 3800 game, i'm 3479
>We lose
>Get blamed for the loss because I "Shouldn't be in this game"
>I end with 4 gold medals
>Nobody on our team gets a card
>Defend myself saying I got 4 gold medals, I was the most useful there
>"Sure bud, you got a couple of bronze that was it"
/end blog
what's the button to toggle the angle of mei's ice wall?
>>160218040
that Zen has way better stats than me and hes only ranked #556. How's that possible?
>>160218139
I will literally pay absolutely nothing for a drawing of Mei scolding Reaper for littering the environment with all his shotguns
>watch latest seagull stream
>every game he plays is a draw because both teams refuse to play with their respective hacker teammates
i'm not sure how i should feel towards koreans now
>>160218215
quick rank takes playtime into account I recall.
>>160218209
Press the same button again
>>160212423
Gabriel came inside Jack without permission and Jack started a fight that resulted in broken expensive gear.
>>160218320
>watch top 500 korean stream
>at least one hacker nearly every game
It seems out of control.
why do people in lower ranks think so highly of themselves?
>get really drunk and drop down from plat to gold because I thought it'd be funny to fuck around
>realize this is a bad idea
>now climbing back up
>every game there's this one girl gamer who picks mercy and gets nothing but compliments as she whines and holds her ult for a 5 man rez
>I get accused of boosting
>if I make the slightest mistake I get told I'm shit and flamed by my team
>if I get flamed and talk back they instantly go on tilt
>they don't listen to a single word I have to say and think they know better
I seriously have no idea how people can have their head shoved so far up their own ass
>>160218613
*diamond
I dropped from diamond to gold, almost to silver because I thought it'd be funny to play against bad people
turns out they're just really shitty people down there
Current status: winston on team can't kill hanzo
>>160218584
Don't worry, it only took Blizzard half a year to unleash a banwave on botters in D3.
>>160218326
>>160218215
competitive sr also plays a role, i'm not even that good with most of these heroes but overbuff seems to think otherwise.
ignore the winrates please
>>160213961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjqn4Ri7I8Q
why am I always in the team that can't switch to mccree when there's a phara harrassing us the whole match
>get gold in all cat as a dps McCree
>its my fault we lost
>not the other dps who got bronze in everything and didnt have a medal in damage
Why do people blame the better dps? Is it because i didnt carry hard enough or what?
>pharah main on our team feeding the enemy
>call him out on it
>"YOU CAN'T BLAME ONE GUY"
>when he's getting shot down by reaper
>pick mercy in quick play for the hell of it
>People compliment me and act like I carried
>>160218854
>#3 Symmetra
Also it's pretty normal to have more losses than wins because draws count as losses.
>>160218082
>Sorry Gabe
>You have good taste
>Guess they haven't had enough
>I'm on fire touch me and you'll get burned
I miss playing Sombra all week on the PTR. The update can't come soon enough after all the waiting for her.
>>160219034
Were you killing the tracer? Pharah? Who was the other DPS?
>>160219034
>m-muh medals
easiest way to spot a shitter if by how fast he brings up medals, let me know when your precious gold medals ever win you a game.
>>160218265
Did it, now hand over your nothing.
>>160218082
>"Jejeje, Oh sorry Gabe!"
WHY HAVEN'T I HEARD THIS ONE?
HOLY SHIT
G A B E
>>160219242
here you go. Thanks.
>>160219363
You're fucking welcome.It was a cute idea.
>>160219232
found the dps player who gets bronze or below in elims and damage but blames everyone else
>godlike tracking with s76
>Dink dink dink shredding tanks and squishes like tissue paper
>Struggle with basic shots as mcree
?????????
>>160219445
the last time someone brought up medals as an argument was like 2000 sr ago, take it down a notch.
>>160219487
Same.
>>160219612
So your Bronze? makes sense since thats the highest medal you ever get.
>>160218082
>I'm en fuego... eugh, I can't believe I just said that
>>160208158
u sound like a reaper main
>>160218082
Go live already
>on volskaya attack
>they got a bastion and a torb, I'm genji with 3 gold medals
>killed bastion several times so now they have torb covering it, with ana and widow
>wtf genji why aren't you insta killing bastion
>the bastion is in plain sight from distance and they're pharah, hanzo and s76
>>160219695
>2000 sr ago
>bronze
play an actual competitive match then get back at me
gas all d.va players
>>160220086
I agree, but she's a good situational pick
people just fucking ruin her like they do with mercy, junkrat, hanzo, and pharah
>>160218854
how the fucking shit do you have the energy to play sym so much???
>>160220215
If I had +10 SR for every time I lost because a d.va or junkrat refused to switch off despite feeding Zarya nonstop I'd be the #1 ranked player in the world
>>160218082
>says Gabe
Isn't this honestly a big deal? No other character has done this.
>>160220084
>2200
>drops to 200
Pass an actual mathclass then get back to me
>>160218082
>that coughing
What the fuck, that got serious.
>>160218854
You have much better stats with Ana than me but somehow I'm ranked higher, I don't get it.
>>160218082
>Cheers, love! Jejeje!
kek
UPDATE RELEASE WHEN?
I DONT WANT TO PLAY FUCKING PTR AND I WANT TO EARN DANK LOOT BOXES IN THE REAL GAME
>>160220493
Widowmaker's mine is a gas grenade so coughing needs to be there
Bastion is literally the best hero in the game
prove me wrong
>>160220264
free wins, also i want to be ahead of the curve when symmetra does get her buffs.
>>160218082
Tomorrow can't come soon enough
is PTR kill?
>>160218082
>I'm back home. I should go by the bakery.
>I wonder if my friend is still around here?
ALEJANDRA?
>>160220630
Why is Tracer such a good target for bullying?
>>160220670
I know, but it sounds like the actress is actually about to hack up a lung. It's pretty good.
>>160219090
>playing Overwatch with TF2 open in the background
the absolute madman
>>160220557
the stats i linked were from competitive, not QP.
>team literally never stays on the cart
>always alone on it as zarya
>4 minute objective time at the end of the game
>lose by 0.14m from where the enemy got to
huh
>>160220443
sorry i was never near bronze to begin with, you are obviously more versed with bronze rankings than i am.
>look at overbuff stats
>cry
im never gonna make it
>>160218082
¿una admiradora eh?, grax mija, cheers pa tí tamb ;3
>>160218082
>that solid 30 seconds of just coughing
>>160220946
Ah, makes sense.
I can't imagine the amount of times people would have sperged out about you playing Symmetra in comp.
>>160218082
Are these any lines in here we could suspect are between characters before a match starts?
>>160218082
>THAT SOLID 30 SECONDS OF SENSUAL MOANS
OH MY DICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK
>>160221271
literally for SFM
>Players are now unable to use ultimates while inside spawn
there, I fixed the bullshit part of Mercy and Torb so we can start buffing them without a bunch of bullshit that has no counterplay
>>160218082
>HACK THE PLANET
they actually did it the absolute madmen
>>160218082
>I blew up the tire... if anyone was wondering.
NANI?
>>160221383
What time??
>>160221353
>censoring someone's name
>>160221337
The only place this actually affects is Gibroni
>>160218082
wow if only she was good at all to warrant a pick
>>160221468
That's because it's my name, bitch.
>>160221337
>mercy
res now has a 1 sec channel
>torb
noone plays torb seriously but have it only affect his turret if he has a lv 2 one or himself if the turret is lv one or he doesnt have one
>>160221539
wouldn't want the hacker named 4chan to hack your account
Why is Zarya so much fun in QP?
>>160221507
Gibraltar and Anubis are the worst offenders
this hero is as bad as symmetra
I love losing each game and wanting to kill myself
>>160221452
at around 12:22 she says HACK THE PLANET
>>160221640
The thing is that you can res outside of spawn while being almost entirely safe in Anubis B
>>160218082
N O B O O P
O
P
L
A
Y
>>160221353
This is the first D.Va main I've ever been impressed with.
>>160221684
>>160221660
TELL ME ABOUT SOMBRA
WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE EYESHADOW
>mfw
https://youtu.be/LAkEmhil1Zc?t=6m50s
>>160221798
>3017
does that mean you hit diamond
>>160221758
there's still some counterplay
you can have people kill mercy first and then camp the spawn exits to make sure she doesn't get it off
instead of now, where you have to basically bait it out instead of focusing her like you should be able to
>>160221660
>this hero is as bad as symmetra
Only if you're shit.
>>160221139
>I can't imagine the amount of times people would have sperged out about you playing Symmetra in comp.
people usually shut up by the time i fry the enemy flankers and get my teleporter up in 10 seconds, also my hours in Symmetra can persuade the skeptics to only start flaming me after we lose first point.
sometimes i get some people that are so convinced that its lost that they'll just give up and go AFK in base to spite me, whats worse is that me and my team somehow end up winning 5vs6 games and some random dildo that spent the past 15 minutes jerking around in base gets boosted.
>>160221870
I hit diamond, hung around 3100 for about a day, then dropped straight down to low gold
>>160221849
Anyone have special dialogue when talking to Sombra?
Or any special dialogue when killing her?
>get to diamond
>realize these people are even worse than plats
jesus christ
I've stopped using voice chat entirely because of all of the whiny entitlement from the god-complex teenagers because of muh shiny badge
>pick junkrat
>J-JUNKRAT IS SHIT
>3 golds like always
>carry
>play symmetra
>S-SYMMETRA IS SHIT
>carry on attack and defense
W E W
E
W
>play rein
>REIN PUT YOUR SHIELD UP SO ME THE SOLDIER CAN HIT SHIT AND DO NOTHING
>swing hammer
>charge from my SICK SENSE
>carry
>tfw practice range training for days and still shit
oh well ;_;
>>160221660
her weapon alone is the most broken shit I've seen
>>160222073
>her weapon alone is the most broken shit I've seen
wonder who to trust a random tripfag shitter or the word of people that have put dozens of hours on her and play pro
>>160222073
>play symmetra
>S-SYMMETRA IS SHIT
>carry on attack and defense
Now you're just lying.
>>160218082
>Uy, que miedo / Woah, so scary (in a sarcastic tone)
She's obviously making fun of Reaper, poor guy he gets bullied by everyone.
>>160221998
not bad, at least you weren't close to master
im3420right now
Is there any chance they'll implement the Arcade and UI updates by themselves before Sombra or any of the hero balance changes?
>>160222073
>muh medals
medals don't mean jack shit if the damage is on the enemy zarya's bubbles so she gives us the hot lazer dick later
>>160222073
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>>160221798
Hello everyone!
>>160222179
2% chance
>>160222257
tracer is an incubus (female)
>>160222257
Bonjour.
>play competitive
>my team is shit and absolutely uncarriable
>play again
>their team is shit and no way we can lose
>play again
>my team is shit and absolutely uncarriable
>etc
>inb4 you have found you rating
This is 500 below my season high and I know I can't play because my team is shit. How do I cope this is unfun and unberable. Why can't people pick a fucking reaper to counter a roadhog?
Reminder that Sombra is being released UNDERPOWERED and is basically shit outside of very, very high ranked competitive play and absolute bottom barrel wood league QP.
>>160222275
Those are some long odds
>Sombra can't even hack a teleporter
>there will never be some kind of gamer union that fines blizzard for each shitty/rigged/one sided match
I wish there was some kind of punitive system to incentivize not shitty rigged matches.
>>160221983
you deserve to lose for playing symmetra
also you too .>>160222073
>>160222179
They have to add something tomorrow because that's when you can play the 15 matches of HotS to get the new Naruto skin, it also doesn't make sense for them to roll out a pre-patch and wait until the season ends to add everything.
>>160222514
Seems like all of Sym's tech is hardened against intrusion
>>160222551
>you deserve to lose for playing symmetra
literally the words the boosted afker said
>>160221849
can't wait to hear those freezing gasps/moans in some sfm porn
>>160222222
>all the Sombra voice lines don't reveal much
>about the only interesting lore point is she might know Alejandra and she mockingly calls Reaper "Gabe" when killing him
>no before game voice lines between characters unless they add them into the live patch
How boring. I thought she would be a lore dump with all the snooping she's done.
>>160222571
>They have to add something because that's when you have to play a different game to get something
Hmm
>It also doesn't make sense for them to roll out a pre-patch and wait until the season ends
It would be a longer wait than expected but I don't think it's unprecedented, and it's not even that long
>guy talking about how much hes carrying on roadhog and killing everyone
>have 2 golds 1 bronze and 1 silver
>game ends
>get a card for 27 obj elims and 48 elims
>he gets a card for 44% damage and 32 elims
how embarassing
>>160222695
can you at least make an attempt to speak coherent english?
>>160222058
Didn't really sound like it from those lines.
>comp, high plat
>route 66
>we on attack first
>someone goes torb
>POLITELY ask him to switch because me (lucio) was only healer
>dumbass mccree "let him do it if he can make it work"
>we have one minute left and havent even made it to the corner
>"torb could you please go healer"
>team cries "ughh why are you so toxic ughh"
>basically IM the one getting blamed because "toxic teammates"
>defense isnt any better
>play next game numbani with the torb, he goes roadhog and fucks shit up
>"see im good anon lol fucking toxic"
>mfw
>>160222806
Sure. How are you anon? In a passive aggressive mood tonight?
>>160222514
>>160222602
code written by autists can be hard to read
>>160222514
But why would she want to?
>>160222949
>not wanting to hack the enemy teleport so it becomes yours instead
>>160222657
>correlation proves causation fallacy
even if he was boosted and he was an asshole he is still right. You do deserve to lose for playing a non meta character that clearly disadvantages your team.
>>160221936
post these magical people that are doing wonders with her then
everytime you people do this shit you conveniently avoid this
or post your own stats since you apparently know so much, winrate and playtime
>>160222889
>>160222949
hack it to not reassemble them on the other side
>>160222514
>sombra hacks teleporter
>people entering teleporter get dropped off a cliff
>>160223065
>but iddq is good with her
>IDDQ
>pick sombra
>team is doing shit
>losing 2-0 on KoTH
>changes to tracer
>win
lol
>>160223112
Sorry
Found more Johnny Cruz if anyone's interested.
>inb4 tumblr link
http://play-boi-ninja.tumblr.com/post/153132877283/lucios-voice-actor-johnny-cruz-is-a-doll
So PTR is down? Is the Sombra update going live now? Or tomorrow?
Nerf this.
>>160223017
w..what? That would be completely broken and somehow make Symmetra an even larger burden on her team. Are you some sort of deviant artist who tries to invent heroes with stupidly OP abilities?
>>160223240
Seems like it should be up tomorrow.
No official word though.
>>160223195
I watched iddq and the only time he did somewhat decently was with a pocket ana, giving boosts and heals AND pocket mercy
and he was still silver elims and damage with all this
The hero is just fucking terrible and does not guarantees a pick, she does nothing besides her ultimate.
>>160223051
>m-muh meta
looking pretty bronze there anon
>>160223319
yup
>>160223341
3200 on a 60 fps laptop, where you at boyo?
>>160223319
>that gif
Jesus christ whoever made this has never seen a human skeleton.
>>160223304
>No official word though.
I don't understand why they do this? What do they gain from not saying "It's coming tomorrow"? It's not like we'd be shocked if it did.
>Ana
Why aren't they lowering her damage
Why aren't they removing her healing debuff
Why aren't they making her ult SLOW players
Balance needs to have some penance. Ana needs to be put in the shitcan, then deleted for being garbage. The character is so fucking cancer and ruins almost every goddamn match. Why does she HARD counter tanks/healers/dps?
Why is she a hard counter to zenyatta? To pharah? To genji? to Tracer? To roadhog? To 76? to anyone with an ult with a duration? Why does she have the best healing? Why does she not need to aim with hipfire, a hitscan with a projectile box? Why is sleep so easy to hit and it's an instant kill with the 2-3 seconds stun on wake up?
She's too fucking cancer, I've never had a problem with any character - with the exception of mei/reinhardt ult charges - and her entire kit is just too high impact, she does everything too good and has too many unique features.
The game would truly be better off without her.
>>160223065
>post these magical people that are doing wonders with her then
I don't go out of my way to look up people's videos, go on reddit or record myself (because I'm not a fucking sociopath).
However, I challenge you find me good players doing bad with Sombra.
>>160223428
t. shitter
>>160223428
git gud
>>160222514
>hacking heroes is almost always a bad thing unless it's rein or hog
>gameplay consists of walking around invis and hacking the same three health packs and doing shit damage
>hacking and invis interrupted by light gust of wind
>can't prevent zenyatta ult with hack or ult
>EMP doesn't remove Zarya's shield
>hack doesn't remove zarya abrriers
>hack doesn't stop hero from turning around and 1 shotting you with your shit hp
>hacking or emp doesn't remove soldier ult if it's already activated
>can't hack symmetra turrets
>can't EMP mercy ult
>can't hack passives
>can't hack alt fires
>can't EMP through line of sight
S H I T H E R O
>>160223420
>haha le epic Sombra mystery
They're massive faggots, thats why
>pharah favourite hero
>42% win rate in competitive
kill me
>>160223195
Saw that. He was bronze in elims and dmg as Sombra but switched to Tracer and was able to carry the next three rounds
>>160223319
>Watching Seagull when I was first told about him like 6 or so months ago
>All the comments are complaining, about people complaining about his Pocket Mercy
>The person was actually pocket mercying him and quite often doing solo-rezzes
Regardless who you are, you will perform better if you're being healed constantly since through proxy you survive longer giving the illusion that you're doing well while not being a coward. It was a clever little thing to boost your appearance of professionalism. Though I understand that you can be professional without a pocket mercy, it certainly didn't help his cause.
I'm glad in his more later stuff he eventually realized this and the pocket mercy fucked off and we got to see him actually die when he fucks up.
>>160223114
>hack it to not reassemble them on the other side
>>160223401
>3200 on a 60 fps laptop, where you at boyo?
4000 (on a desktop)
funnily enough the only people that ever gave me shit for playing symmetra were low diamond as well.
>>160223667
>GUYS SOMBRA IS GOING TO BE WORTH THE WAIT
>offense
>actually shitty support
>actually shitty in general
why even bother
>>160223721
how do you think teleporters work anon?
magic?
>>160223534
>>160223531
>Healer
>Le epik sniper with edgy no heals allowed bomb, but also power of darkness and lightness, also amplifies heals
>sniper rifle of chaos - it's bullets deal damage to its foe and knows who its enemies are, when unaimed, the rifle knows its path, and aims itself almost
>Knockout dart 7, forged from the 6 skulls of mccree, this dart not only has higher range, but it's power forged from hell allows the victim to be stunned after waking up, easy kill. With darkness and lightness bomb and a regular hit, the power of hell will always succeed.
>Darkness of hell: the primal infusion
>infuse your minion with the power of hatred, malice and the darkness. Praise sephiroth, and make your minion faster, no one can escape, resistant to damage, cant die until you let go, and stronger, no one can survive their onslaught of rage and hate
>>160223732
4000 symmetra main my ass
>>160223440
>good players doing bad with Sombra.
Even more, I'll give you good, pro players doing neutral at best with sombra.
Just watch iddq, all that work, hours on her and people on his back watching him and he can't really do shit, she gets outclassed by every single hero one way or the other.
The only thing she brings to the table is her ultimate
Then we can go deeper with other people, stylosa had like 30 hours and the more he played the more useless he found her, specially lacking in damage
Then you got fire, explicitly explaining how she's not even close to being broken and how incredibly mediocre her gun is
>I don't go out of my way to look up people's videos, go on reddit or record myself (because I'm not a fucking sociopath).
Then don't comment on it if you're not informed, I put 25 fucking hours on sombra in the ptr and I've watched everything about her including pro and high ranked players using her fully, the more people play her the more easily they reach the conclusion that she's underpowered
The main issue is her gun, she can't do shit as an offense and it needs to be toned up, she has this stalked assasin kit but she can't even reliably 1v1 characters even if they're low health
Hero is a joke and a walking ultimate
>comp diamond
>defend numbani
>goes junkrat, hes pretty damn good first point
>immediately
>HURR JUNKRAT YOURE NOT THE META
>JUNKRAT WTF GO GENJI MUH META
>JUNKRAT IS BAD IN THE META THEY HAVE A PHARAH
do people not realize that maybe just MAYBE if the mccree would learn to shoot the pharah i could play junkrat 100% more effectively and that maybe just because a hero isnt played by the """"pros""""" they arent bad if you can give them a hand
>another time, nepal
>need a DPS to go with genji, ill go junkrat to zone the point and stuff
>first two rounds we livin
>third round
>everyone randomly switches the comp
>hog to a rein, ana to a mercy, etc
>why tho
>end up losing
>"every fucking time i play with a junkrat they cant do shit"
>b-but i countered their rein and roadhog
>junkrat doesnt counter rein or roadhog ha fag
help
>>160223428
>Healing Roadhog as Mercy in Hollywood, Defense
>He's getting pumelled and I can't heal him faster enough to get into the fight again
>He just puffs and goes in
>If I was Ana he wouldn't have had to puff on his puffer since 150 healing a second
I really think they need to lower how much Ana heals. Mercy was supposed to be the strong single target healing with the off-set of little self protection and then they just threw her Mercy out the window by giving someone who does +15 more healing a second, and then more than double with her biotic grenade while having amazing self defense and offensive capabilities.
>>160223732
now you have to be lying
the only person who picks symmetra in that bracket is steveooo
>when your team votes for the enemy
If you do this you're a fucking cuck
Hacked people should deal 25% less damage. There, Sombra fixed.
>>160223775
>why even bother
because her ult is so outrageously retarded that you pick it to win every single engage, also it makes a lot of the current popular picks useless when you do use your EMP.
i mean her ult has to be stupidly strong to make up for the rest of her shitty kit.
>>160223864
What purpose would this serve though? A 5-10s disable does nothing. Just destroy the fucking teleporter and be done with it.
>>160223959
junkrat doesn't counter anything aside from rein's shield and tracer/genji
>>160224039
Hacked people should receive 25% more damage from sombra
including emp
Now THAT fixes it
>>160224061
teleporters turn you into information, kill you, and then create an exact clone of you on the other side
if you don't put them back together they stay dead
>>160224029
>mercy on board
>gets 5+ votes
>every time
Only cucks vote for Mercy
>>160224132
I prefer the other way around since that benefits your whole team instead of just yourself.
>>160224005
>b-but muh aim!
>>160224052
her ult is tremendously overrated
Zarya and rein have better ults with insane kits
>>160224132
>Get hacked
>Discord Orbed
>Mercy damage buffs the person shooting you
STOP
NO MORE INCREASED DAMAGE DEBUFFS
50% ON DISCORD ORB WAS CRAZY
WE LEARNT FROM THIS
>>160224120
he counters sombra now and he fucks up grouped up teams which is a thing that happens often though, idk ive been doing well as him in comp
>>160223898
>Actually trying to insult someone for not being a blind lemming fanboi and calls the act of doing so "being informed"
How dare someone come to an opinion about the new her on their own!
>>160224052
Her ult is nice but it nowhere near makes up for the complete uselessness of the rest of the character. Much like symmetra.
>>160224224
then she's basically a support and still has the terrible problem that she's not worth a spot on a composition
>>160224120
How does he counter Genji? I feel like almost every one I've had to 1v1 has slaughtered me.
Excluding Zarya, thoughand sometimes even including her if you can catch her with her shield on cooldown, I find Junkrat works well against tanks in general just because they make for such big targets. He's also decent against Bastion depending on positioning, I think.
>>160224458
trap and he's pretty much dead unless he didn't use his reflect earlier
but you can always just run straight into him and killyourself and kill him with your passive
>>160224394
>gives his opinion and shittalks others
>asks for examples
>gets shown examples
>then backs down when faced with facts and people that are actually informed about the subject
Learn how arguments work
>>160223896
i don't really main Symmetra but i pick it on defense all the time.
>>160224028
i play on EU so i don't know who that guy is.
>>160224169
I vote for myself everytime
Fuck teamplay and especially fuck the enemy
>>160224431
Nah with the damage debuff she'll be fine. It gives her enough utility to justify it.
Reminder that her primary task is to distract and make people hunt her, not necessarily kill.
She's like TF2 spy, she will make people paranoid for their backs, even more so than Tracer who can't always get behind enemy teams.
As long as you don't run into McCree around a corner, you should always be able to warp to a healthpak and repeat your assault indefinitely.
>Lucio on KotH
>McCree bitching about heals the entire game
>literally watch him run next to Ana and ult and immediately get sleep darted and killed
>"fucking heals please"
>"kk boss"
>switch to Mercy and toggle the beam on him as we walk back to the point
>he gets pissy and literally sits down in a corner for the last minute of the game
lol
Where are all the Lewds?
>it's a zenyatta is the dedicated healer episode
>>160223896
are you even aware of the korean grandmaster symmetra main?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRhnKj4HeSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m2nQWW5jFQ
>>160224721
I'm hogging them
>>160224746
i love it when streamers get all pissy when they get him in their game
Where is Winston going, /owg/?
>>160224243
I generally have 61~67% unscoped accuracy and 66~71% scoped accuracy as Ana and the ability to just stand right behind a Reinhardt, Roadhog, Winston or D.va and just spam bullets behind their huge ass butts is so incredibly ridiculous considering the rate in which you heal.
It feels like Ana is designed to just heal the tanks who are soaking up damage in the front lines, just to get that quick Nano-boost and then blitz through the enemy team with how crazy the ultimate is. Meanwhile Mercy is about just healing all the tiny baby men people and trying to assist wherever.
I would say Ana requires more skill, absolutely but there's a dent in that saying when her most effectiveness is just standing behind someone who fills her screen and shooting anywhere to heal that sweet 75 or 150.
>>160224846
Aushwitz.
>sombra has mine, mine placed and watch your feet voicelines
Further proof that blizz had no idea of what they were doing with her even late in development.
Translocator was probably a weird ass mine like thing that fucked you up when stepped on it
>>160224835
Well, I would get pissed myself.
>>160224846
Tracer´s ______
>>160224846
Doesn't look like he's going anywhere without something to pull the cart
>>160224968
They already said that the translocator was the only part of her kit that was always the same, she was built around it.
>>160224723
Tbf, if the other teammates aren't fucking retarded it can work out.
>>160224846
Back to monkeyland
>>160225084
Bullshit if there's someone word I don't trust, it's blizz word.
It would explain why she has several on her clothes and why she has mine voicelines
>Caught in my web
What exactly did she mean by this?
>>160224721
>lewding the OverWaifus
Not for sexual pls.
>>160224798
>>160224846
COUNTY JAIL
>Its another Anon dreaming about his life besides a fiction character episode
>>160225084
they also told Star that Sombra was the fastest they've ever put a Character into the game from the earliest concepts
>>160223715
>The rest of my team is dying? Better pocket this 0 elims hanzo so he can do better
Do you genuinely have autism?
>>160225251
??????????????????????????????????????????????
>>160225297
Wasn't he wrong about every Sombra thing he hinted at? I remember anons saying he was talking about how people shouldn't expect her to be a playable hero.
>>160225304
silly dumb walfus scum
>>160225297
sombra has been in development for at least a year, considering el dorado newspaper with her silhouette
So they're either bullshitting or I'm really fucking worried for future hero releases
>39 eliminations
>35 enemies hooked
I am improving with Hog!
>>160225229
Overwatch girls are ONLY for Cuddling purposes
Bets on the number of accounts that people will make just to shit on the free weekend players and stroke their ego?
I'm going big with about 100k
>>160225546
How could you not want to stomp people in this extremely competitive game
Like I literally have mean shit im gonna say copied and pasted into sticky notes so I can just copy and paste them into chat
>>160225485
they probably had the name and early art concepts down, but no development other than that
the whole stealth and anti-tank teamfighter role probably came about in the last month or two while the Ana + 3 tank meta was pissing everyone off
>>160225542
What about the boys, anon? Are they also for cuddling?
>>160225546
>>160225729
no more than 5000 people will want to pay another 40 dollary doos just to stomp on people for 3 days
>>160225778
But they can make just an account and play for free since it's a free weekend
>>160222230
I'll never get tired of this pasta. Especially because I read it in Tyrone's voice
>>160225778
when is it I am doing it.
>>160225229
It means she's using her grappling hook line to put people in compromising positions
>>160225778
>buy new copy of overwatch
>not making a free trial account
anon you are really dumb
>placed below plat
>stuck in shitter hell forever
>>160225770
Of course
>>160225747
>the whole stealth and anti-tank teamfighter role probably came about in the last month or two while the Ana + 3 tank meta was pissing everyone off
that sounds like such a fucking weak way to design a character
they could've just nerfed people instead we got the shitty mess that current sombra is
>>160225006
Cute!!!
>>160225886
>>stuck in shitter hell forever
unless you get good and climb anon
>>160225935
i dont think you understand
i have been improving
but im not good enough to carry five fucking people
>>160225892
Excellent.
>>160226009
DELET THIS
>>160225485
Based on what they said at Blizzcon she was kinda in development hell for a while since she was being worked on before Hanzo, who was one of the reveal heroes back in 2014. She existed as a concept known as Omniblade but then they took her sonic daggers and gave that ability to Hanzo then took her stealth and gave it to Genji. Then her second visual design got scrapped since it was too close to Ana's but that design is also what was put in the Dorado newspapers.
>>160226138
You don't like best bot?
>>160225006winston is the gay character
>>160226004
>but im not good enough
yes, but if you get better you will be good enough eventually.
>>160226257
I like best bot
When he is best bot
That picture was spooky
I found a spider. What now?
>>160226257
Some like it bot !
haha do you get it ?
>>160226257
why aren't there any girl bots
>>160226317
Sorry, anon. Here's a less spooky one for your viewing pleasure.
>>160226363
Haha I get it good one my dude :)
>>160226353
Never leave her, understand & support her, treat her with unwavering respect.
Go get em champ
>>160226450
why would there be they have no function as bots are created not born.
How do I into Winston?
I kind of want to learn him just to tickle people with my gun while I say Hello there! and then HOW EMBARRASSING when/if I manage to kill them
>people will still be playing this after 1 hero limit goes live
I barely see any meme teams and I only play quickplay after doing my 10 placement matches.
Yes, there are 6 stacks, but most of the time it's 2.
The menu should be
>Quickplay
>Competitive
-- RANKED
-- UNRAKED
>Custom
>Vs. AI
>Practice
t. level 688 who placed 60 during S1 and 3122 in S2 with 10 winstreak.
>>160226450
What about Bastion?
>>160226531
why should only girls get bot boyfriends? i would want a feminine bot girlfriend for instance.
This thread needs moreokayestdad.
>>160226603
get a zarya who wants to shield you, then you jump in the backline and see if you can kill the supports before the enemy team realizes what the fuck is going on.
>>160226603
>manage to kill them
lol no.
Use ur jump to approach, the barrier is gonna help to keep you alive, stalk the enemies so they back off and then jump to your healer , repeat until the payload is in its place
literally just got my first POTG as D.va after one week of having the game, thanks Q
Whats the most powerful Q? Should I post the webm of the POTG?Im too ashamed of this
>>160226450
Athena
>>160227087
>Whats the most powerful Q?
zarya
>2 losses
Way to start the day
>>160227087
No, don't post your webm. It'll be shit and generic.
Zarya, Ana and Mercy are probably tied for strongest ults in the game.
Been a while since I got dead Symmetra PotG, it just happened.
The turret nerf on console was such a boner killer.
Soooo... tomorrow we're gonna have the patch on Live servers.
Are you guys ready for blueberry coming back thanks to the buff and being awesome once again?
>inb4 salty widowhates getting assblasted
>>160227112
I'm highly certain I recall seeing that one female bot in the list of OW agents that Winston recalled in that animated short
>>160226739
>>160226902
So if anything, the only thing I might kill are supports then? Sounds like he's sort of a disrupting/distracting kind of Tank.
I wish Barrier was more resistant though, it's not like he has a lot of armor, or D.Va-tier mobility.
He's still overall better than D.Va though, isn't he?
>>160227685
I am so ready for this.
So far my games with Widowmaker either go great or like shit, there is never an in-between.
With the buff I will have more opportunities to shoot, which means more opportunities to practice.
>>160209779
Yes
Why didn't Mercy just give Reyes a robo-body like she did with Genji?
>>160209779
>>160228106
Mercy is Only for Pharah
>>160221767
>>160218082
wtf?!
Is anyone on reddit crying about this?
>>160228013
I feel ya bro.
I always have at least 50% accuracy on all games, reachinb 91% the max I got and if your team sucks balls you're fucked no matter what, now we have at least a blueberry more forgiving and able to kill fuckers more quickly.
I love her, is so fun and rewarding playing with her.
>>160228218
It isn't confirmed that Mercy did in fact rez Gabe.
>>160227685
>tfw playing the blueberry on PTR
The faster charge is nice not like the quickscope days but still great.
>>160208936
"im gonna make you squeal"
>auto loss
how about I quit then? Why force a loss? Just make the teams fucking even. It isn't even goddamn fun, and it isn't a coincidence that magically, I have 3 teammates who are garbage as fuck or don't care, and 3-4 players on the enemy team are equal to or better than me, and I'm apparently supposed to carry.
it's not fun and it happens to everyone, dont know why they force it.
>>160228218
I don't think Mercy was responsible for Reyes. I have a theory she was part of team that worked on Reyes but wasn't the leader of it.
>>160228218
Maybe there wasn't enough left of him to put into a robot body.Or maybe he was the guinea pig for her resurrection.
>playing brawl
>hanamura
>defending entrance to B as battle engineer torb
>look up
>one guy on the point
>whole team somehow dead
>mfw
>>160228218
Because we don't know if she had anything to do with his current form. Given how corrupt Overwatch apparently was Talon or whoever might've gotten hold of Mercy's tech but didn't properly use it on him.
Remodel symmetras face
>Torb
Turret is weak and easily killed. Ok.
Turret is impossible to plant down and build up to level 2.
I don't even understand why there are levels. If he could just drop a lvl 2 turret and have an increased cooldown, he could actually fucking ult when he wants to.
>>160228218
what happened to Reyes?
>>160228618
Would the accumulating scrap really help him as a viable character?
REMINDER:
THE
STUPID GAME
IS
NON CANONICAL
THE AGES ARE FUCKED UP
THE LORE IS ILLOGICAL
>>160228340
You are wrong
>Daily reminder that Mercy has a pure, monogamous, Christian, loving sexual relationship with Genji and no one else
>>160228716
He regenerates and degenerates his living tissue at the same time. It's like his body is decaying and repairing itself constantly which is why he can bend his shape. It's like living in a state of constant physical pain. It's why he's edgy.
>>160228716
Too much.
>been trying to get a win of the day for over half an hour now
>literally every match is a onesided stomp
>re-queue
>it's a onesided stomp again
>get teammates that play Winston into 2 reapers, attack Widow on useless maps
>enemy team is nonstop tryharding with Zarya/Genji/Ana comps
This matchmaking is the most cancerous joke I've ever seen in my god damn life. Fuck you Blizzard you retarded mongoloids.
Is Soldier 76 finally viable with the damage buff in low diamond?
>>160228945
Chu please
>>160228898
Who gives a shit it's fictional either way I can believe whatever I want in make believe land lol.
>>160228898
>Expecting logical lore from Blizzard "She's a Xel Naga now lol" Entertainment
>>160229026
Yes.
>>160229029
Must I remind you again, dear anon?
>>160228945
Chu pls go and stay go
>3 stack goes LE HARAMBE 3stack and dies in 3 seconds.
I can not wait for 1 hero limit in QP. How the fuck am I supposed to practice Pharah when I get matched with this shit.
>>160228757
More than you'd think
Torb shines in situations where a lot of people die so he can collect a lot of scrap and make his supports/DPS very resistant to burst
But that requires a lot of people to die, and most games right now come down to "everybody dances around the Reinhardt shield until one person dies and then the team with the number advantage goes in hard", giving Torbjorn no chance to get any scrap
>>160228962
Shit i'd be edgy too if I had to live with something like extreme chronic pain and couldn't die.
>>160229183
wat
Dear anon, are you only forgetful because you are drunk?
>>160229183I don't even want him to go, I just want him to calm down about Gency.
>>160228962
>>160228964
>>160229221
Holy shit that explains a lot, Id be edgy as fuck too
>>160229049
NO YOU CANT
>>160229214
>practice Pharah
How do you practice dying?
>>160228945
You forgot
>one sided
>>160229572
Why is Ana so silly-faced
>>160229574
From each side?
pls gz
I told myself I was going to climb back up to 3k this week, but with the new patch about to possibly hit, and Pharah feeling so much better in PTR, I have no desire to.
Am I going insane, or am I just bored of the current patch of the game?
>>160227685
>tomorrow we're gonna have the patch on Live servers
Is there confirmation?
>>160229759
gz
You did the impossible in my book
>>160228898
Personalities and the conversations characters have contain canonical reactions.
The areas in the game are canonical
They fixed the ages and hopefully First Strike will solidify all the ages of the major characters.
The lore is illogical because most of it is unexplained right now.
Now, what's your point?
>>160229853
Check battlenet news, there is a mainteance for the upcoming patch from 6am to 10 am.
>>160229983
>they fixed the ages
When was this? I don't remember hearing about it.
>>160229830
You have about a week left
Depends on how badly you want that pretty looking 3k on your Final Rank
>>160227685
Blizzard are retards for how they're handling Widow. It's all been wrong from the start.
NERF her sniper rifle.
BUFF her SMG, Hook and Mine.
The entire issue with Widow is that she's unusable by the average player while being overpowered in the hands of someone with raw aim. Skillfloor too high, skill ceiling has literally no cap.
Now with the 20% charge buff god players will delete entire teams even faster, while the average Joe will still be a useless deadweight on her.
Widow is rightfully hated for the both extremes she represents, and a classic cawadoody style sniper has never fit into OW and never will.
JUST
>>160228385
>is so fun and rewarding playing with her.
There really isn't anything as satisfying as that DINK when you get a headshot as her.
>>160230165
Ok so the patch hits tomorrow.
It's most likely going to include Sombra.
Sombra is going to shit up ranked so badly, on both ends. I'm at 2.8k right now though, with my season high being 3.1k
>>160215264
He spammed
>xddd lmao reported enjoy ban
Under every post
>>160230263
If by Nerf you mean body shot damage then I would be pretty OK with this.
You do mean bodyshots only, right? Otherwise, what kind of nerf are you talking about?
>>160230396
no way they're going to add Sombra to live and make her available to comp in the last week of S2.
The guns ruin Tracer olympic skin tbqh, they look like toys
>>160230112
> 6am to 10 am
PT or ET?
>The balance shifts in my favor.
Has anyone heard this Symmetra line before?
>>160230464
>Global Rule 3:
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: INDECIPHERABLE TEXT example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"
Anon i-i have to... is m-my duty...
Hi ya~
>>160230549
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20372506
>For this free weekend, we're making Overwatch's full roster of 22 heroes and 13 maps available for play in a variety of modes, including Quick Play, Custom Games, and the latest Weekly Brawl. Players will also have the ability to level up, earn Loot Boxes, and unlock a variety of different customization options.
Okay nevermind, you're right. With Sombra, she's the 23rd Hero, so I can rest cozy that she won't shit up things then. My bad dude.
>All these people who want new maps instead of redesigning the current so they aren't mediocre at best and trash at worst.
Seriously all of OW's maps get destroyed compared to most of tf2 maps.
>>160230726
GEE GEE
Why didnt Jack turn into a ghost when Mercy healed him?
>>160230595
PT
So like one in the affternoon for ET
>>160230848
Super soldier genes
>>160230726
>>160230825
This game needs custom maps ASAP fuck it would be so much more fun and an open server browser
Post SICK art
>>160230484
If we're keeping this insanely fast 0.8 sec charge rate:
200 headshots, 100 bodyshots.
Otherwise nerf charge rate to 2 seconds and keep damage the same.
But I'd prefer the faster rate with lower damage. Makes her more dynamic.
Then buff all her other aspects. She should be a respectable mid/long range hybrid with good mobility, not a "LOL U ROUNDED A CORNER I CLICK YOUR HEAD FROM 300m AWAY U DIE" camper style sniper. It has never fit this game and never ever will.
She has a hybrid weapon with 0 switch time between modes for a reason, fucking Blizzard, you fucked it up.
>>160229759
Ah, you made it too?
Good on ya.
>>160230689
Don't think so. Maybe it's one of the revenge lines?
GIVE IT UP
G I V E I T U P
G I V E I T U P
>>160230726
D-Do you want to go on a date H-Hana?
>>160184293
>Play by myself
>Even split of retards and decent players
>Play with a friend
>Nothing but retarded Mercy-mains and lol-attack hanzo
Is it stupid to assume they are giving me shitter players on my team because both he and I are pretty alright at the game, or am I just being hit with the elaborate ruse?
>>160231136
B-but anon she has been riding the Cock Carousel, How can you love her?, How can you expect love from her?
>>160231126
>all the other comics leaked early
>they've kept this one on lock down
>it's the only one with any interesting information about the major characters
>Blizzard "don't worry guys! we've rolled out 60 tick servers!" - 6 months ago
>still being hooked through walls, dying mid wraith form and dying to hanzo arrows mid ice block
nice """""""""""""""""""60 tick servers"""""""""""""""""""
>>160230965
ive been saying basically this exact same thing since day 1
but its becoming exceedingly unlikely that theyll make any changes that punish consoleshitters for being consoleshitters, since doing less bodyshot damage on console is effectively a straight nerf regardless of how you compensate it
Post your OW waifu/husbando
And your rank
>>160230965
It was mentioned in another thread but just increase the headshot multiplier by 6x or something and reduce the base damage to 50 so bodyshots are useless but headshots are still godlike. Make the scoped shots pierce armor to compensate. Buff a few other things like mine and hook and call it a day.
Not every hero deserves to be played by shitters, and this lol free 120 bodyshots! is cancer and has no place in a shooter.
GIVE ME PTR CHANGES NOW
>>160231292
Lies, Hana is pure
>you'll never pleasure Widowmaker so well that she ahegaos.
>>160231341
>Doesn't understand how hook works
Hey, I feel you that the animation and latency doesn't line up with what you think should happen, but 90% of the time hooks thrown are legit even if they feel like bullshit.
Rest of the shit is "favor the shooter lul" and hanzo being the biggest piece of shit in the game.
>>160231389
p-pls no bullyJunkratGold____
>>160230943
OKAY
>>160217138
Maybe they'd have an easier time getting on the point if you played a hero that corrected their mistakes better, such as zarya or lucio.
Hanzo is not a carry. Zarya, Lucio, Ana, and maybe Roadhog, are all carrys. What makes them a carry is that their abilities fix the mistakes your team mates make. Hanzo cannot do this, therefore he is not a carry. The fact that you got team kills and wiped the floor with the enemy team is only indicative that you did your job correctly.
If you had played support, and as support, corrected the mistakes of your team mates, then you would have played support correctly. And then your team would have won, because a top tier support player playing as Ana or Lucio, or a top tier Zarya, can carry more weight than a top tier Hanzo, due to their awesome utility.
Hopefully your own ego does not blind you to the truth of what I have said, and you will move up the ladder someday by switching to a more useful main.
>>160231491
Please anon i dont want to jack off
>>160231389
It's Pharah.
>>160231491
girls don't do that irl, anon; only in the chinese cartoons
>tfw you dont know which gold weapon to get
I hate how much comp anxiety I have
>>160231586
THANKS
>>160231639
>he doesn't watch good porn
you're missing out, even if its fake
You, again
>>160231671
stop tripfagging
also
>tfw not enough points to get gold weapon
>>160231739
BACK OFF ANON
>>160231491
>will never warm up the qt smug
WHY
young ana is cuter than pharah
>>160230825
I cant believe people actually think the majority of tf2 maps were balanced
4k hours on that terrible game
>>160231836
Pharah looks like the type of girl who would take snapchat pictures like this.
>>160231639
>girls can't experience euphoric orgasms
>>160231848
Compared to Overwatch, tf2 maps are a godsend. Only dustbowl, teufort, and junction were ass.
>Tfw too intelligent to be Meta
>you will never taste widowmaker's french pastries with Genji
>>160231848
Well compared to this game where only Hybrids and KOTH(somewhat) maps are the only good ones and even then there are huge sections where those are even ass. I'd say TF2's were miles ahead, even if Dustbowl,2fort and Junction sucked ass.
>>160231902
They cant anon believe me, im from the third world
>>160231716
best boi
>>160231862
WRONG
>>160231912
This post killed me.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11653030/
http://www.strawpoll.me/11653030/
http://www.strawpoll.me/11653030/
http://www.strawpoll.me/11653030/
>>160231836
I still prefer Pharah but Ana has the best eyes
>>160231862
No, her mother would though.
Pharah is all about "JUSTICE" and "RESPONSIBILITY". read her comic.
>>160232105
Holy shit.
That jpg was a journey into hell.
Fuck that, I'd rather go to hell than be one of the people in that picture.
>>160232273
>My eyes are up here anon
which male hero do you want to fugg?
>>160231915
what is the point of living
>>160232509
is the top of that swimsuit going into her neck?
If the update doesn't release by the time I wake up tomorrow I will livestream myself setting fire to my nutsack while wearing a D.Va mask.
Screenshot this.
>>160232105
this looks like detroit except everyone is white and none of the girls are pregnant
>>160232448
Feels bad man
>>160232637
Wont deliver
>>160231389
Winston
Platinum
>>160231912
I miss Code Lyoko
>>160208326
>Pretty sure it's Mei
Fuck! I only have like 10 minutes of Mei, why did seven of them have to come right before I went to bed last night?
>>160232671
>Detroit
That's what Russian cities mostly are outside of a dozen decent ones.
>>160231389
Your favourite hero
0001
>>160232105
What the hell? Is that one with the girl sucking another girl's 'penis' a legit tranny or just a mockery 'haha lookit me i have a penis with this toy' thing?
I can't tell
>>160214568
Origins gives you four extra skins and unlocks Tracerin HotS.
>>160216954
100 years in the future and they still vote democrat.
>>160230965
Even the sniper in tf2 has weapons/items that allow him to go toe-to-toe with other classes with a bit of skill. I think an assassin who can snipe on the side is an excellent idea. That would also solve the problem of "widowmaker never helps contest the point".
>>160224158
that is A design for a teleporter
other theoretical designs could be a wormhole or something that physically moves you to your destination, just at the speed of light (difficult to explain)
>>160210542
Maybe they overlooked it and saw when it was too late. I've done it.
>>160232843
thanks man
>>160212469
How about Miro from South Korea team. His Winston games are amazing.
>>160212173
Insufficient layers of irony
>>160252934
was that guy that outplayed the shit out of that one reaper on anubis
>>160197767
>>160197396
>>160196503
the fuck is this meme
>Fanart of DVA where her bodysuit is shiny
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>No patch yet
Well, no Overwatch for me today again.
NEW THREAD FUCKING WHEN
>>160239243
>at the speed of light
wormholes don't usually physically accelerate you, you just travel at regular speed since the space has been warped to connect the two points